#general-chat
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Dms
lol jk

She might be our most eldest here
Once I start dressing like a wizard and my beard is grown back out past my belly again, then you can feel old
Bless us Sister
I intend to be or pretend to be insane when I get old
Lucia: “neat; no.”
Then who's the youngest 
tbh I still feel 24 a lot of the time
I wanna have +5 to morale 
blesses everyone by spritzing then with Holy Water and praying.
I wouldn't know
Please don't spritz me with holy water
I much like not having holes
Me,i am sweet 16
I'm forever 18 ✨
Why would you have holes?
The extremes
Moans. And screams/hisses
You're using hole water no?
I am in the lands between 2 generations
if anyone has holes in them, please consult tue Hospitallers.

I did once get kicked out of a church for cooling off using the holy water
23 yo
I hate Shadowbitch in the beginning, when party is in the beach
maybe you need to repent first smh
All I'm saying is if it's so holy why's everyone putting there hands in it 💀
LIES
and like, look, if jesus didn't want me to give myself a little spritz when it's fucking 45C outside then idk what he wants
Work finished
Obviously 
Uhhh
I'm 23
Could’ve just said “it’s to cleanse me of sins” and they would’ve been like okay
So cool
I am absolutely tired
Baguette
U old af
Sounds very unchurchly to be removed for using the water
Go sleep
Its all fun and games until your friend brings bath salts to their baptism
yea idk I kinda just showed up and did it because I was melting
But what do I know I fought a priest who then later ended up being removed from his position
and they got upset lmao
Gf is 27
Sister Inferior, Soundwave Superior

U guys go to churches ???
Fuck no
No I don't
no
Havent in years
Not even once in my life
That moment you find out female transformers were Frankenstein projects
Born in a jewis cult escaped when I made my coming out
yea cuz Im not christian man
hey random question regarding cats, if your cat found a chicken wing and you’re laying in bed and they bring it to the bed and use YOU as a plate.
does this mean my cat loves me and should I feel honoured or upset?
No hope for me
I mean no, I just went to escape the heat lmao
kinda like a lot of people who confess before they die y'know
Noice
Yes
The main one here was running a daycare that got shut down recently, and the priest in charge of it was a drunkard who had an upside down cross tattoo'd on him, and he had a room full of painted miniatures
Both
Cat liks you
your cat loves you
Christianity isnt the only religion that goes to church lol
cat morality is a funny thing
It's an offering
Do cats have morality?
Your cat feeds you
I cant think of any religion other than christianity that calls its place of congregation church haha
Cat trusts you with their food
They having a bed and breakfast
Ah i miss having a cat around
There are no other religions beside Christianity

this same cat used to sleep on my chest and face when he was a kitten
Yeah and no
Or a pet in general
Your his elderly mother now
he also comes to me when he’s upset.
I got two cats but one of 'em is with gram and gramps rn
Yup mother
He's your permanently
Momma's little boi
Cat women
"Catholic Church"
lmao
Your cat must care about you
My sister has a cool cat, it's huge and doesn't care if you throw him around
Most unbothered cat ever
I have two cats, the older one is an old lady who complains and meows when she don't like something
The other one is my orange nut cat who purrs constantly and have a tantrum if he's not under the blanket with me
I got one that's just a dog
Isn't Christian just a term for anyone who follows christ
it's a popular first name
Sure, but its not exactly the same 
I followed Christ home
And catholic is the actual like way they do it
I'm not Christian
correct
but we're not talking about what interpretation of christianity in this context
if Alcoholics are addicted to Alcohol
and Shopholics are addicted to Shopping
are Catholics addicted to Cats?
Miss my cats.
One died horribly, and was extremely violent. (She probably needed a vet)
The other was given away against my wishes. She was a goofy torty
I mean Orthodox, Catholic, Protestant and what have you are all christian, they're just different denominations lol
they're all still christian tho
I'm a womenaholic

I'm cocacolic
addicted to cathodes
Uj
denomination is the word Im looking for xd
I am bananawholic, cuz i love bananas,not to be confused with male reproductive organ

there’s like, 10s of thousands of sects of Christianity if you include all of then, including the dead ones from history.
English not working today
Luv me some coca cola
Best fruit
dude fresh fruit is fucking goated
luv me banans
Makes me brain go brrr
And good green apples too !!
I have to remember to go pick up some bananas
Also gotta get some honey crisp apples so I can make some cider
roughly 45,000 forms of Organized Christianity have existed.
Bananas and red/green apples
You love long curly things

I used to have a pear tree until it got hit by lightning several times
Pineapples great
especially because you got a lot dudes that'll just make up a new one and start compound in the US 
Mango
Green hits different
Especially winter with some tea
gah I miss my mulberry tree from back home
My favorite religious play is book of mormon
A man of taste

Aren't Mormon a cult ?
I have mormon family members.
Dont really know them well
I misread that as book of Mammon 💀
It's made by the creators of Southpark
now that is actually lit
I know from the expanse show,mormons are dum dums

And yeah they are pretty culty
Islam has 2 groups, the Sunnis and the Shia, but there are hundreds of smaller “fringe” groups like the Quranists, Madhabis, Ibadis, Sufis etc, but these groups often just call themselves Sunni or Shia
Sufis are super interesting
I left for 2 mins
They're considered as such in France but it could be different in USA
Lmao
dervishes my beloved
Nuke them all
Bad joke or casual racism
Call it
Mormons I think are considered an official religions in usa
They believe that jesus is/was in america
I am gonna ask the one time to not do that
I only know about mormonism through southpark tbh
Probably because they started here
We dont condone casual racism.
Its gotta be pro racism. Fastest to get executed for hate crimes wins. (Joke)
Like Jehova witnesses
Every day,nuke them all , especially USA 
Christianity is mostly divided between Catholics, Orthodox, and Protestants, but uhhhh there are also groups like the Cathars who’re extinct, and there are groups that’re shrinking like the Coptics and Nestorians, and there are blatant Heresies like the Gnostics and the ahem Mormons…
Fuckin weirdoes
Yeah the jehova witnesses are the most annoying here
They go around knocking on everyone's doors
They came in my home and tried to get me
I thought they were these little fluffy Rats that live in the Mountains
I just said praise satan
My mothers family were Jehovah witnesses
I think they mostly converted to local Christianity tho? Idk
anyway
No wait, thats marmots
If you get a chance to see Book of Mormon, you might like it @ashen prairie
I’m not a religious person irl, but I play the fuck out of a very religious Character, I don’t hate people for having religion, it’s not right to do so…
It's a satire play
I don't like south park
ok actually I do gotta flex my embed perms to put a marmot gif up
But I'll try
Ah that's okay, if you don't like that humor then no worries
Look at the lil guy
Too American for me
It's too political now
it’s always been Political….
Its always been lmao
it was more Political in the 2000s lmao
It used to be fart jokes and Kenny dieing
Scooby doo is far better
I used to be hyper anti-religious when I was younger and edgier but nowadays I'm a lot more agnostic and uhhh open-minded I suppose? like I'm still not religious but I respect people who choose to be so long as it's not y'know, stepping on me or others
Nah but like I guess it's too real now
South Park has always been one of those things that you kinda have to be able to take it shitting on something you align with or like
tbh I think what happened is we all just got older and now it feels more real y'know
Aquila make me green
Green ?
Orks bro
its gonna be just mammon pitching pyramid schemes ideas
or how to sell a course on how to become an alpha male

I liked seasons 1-7
No thats mummies
north park
Mommies?🥺
I'd like to visit the pyramids in south america some time
gotta subscribe to read the next chapter
Sacre bleu
Hell yeah
Hon hon
there are some people claiming South Park is mocking Charlie Kirk after he was assassinated, but they made the Charlie Kirk episodes with Cartman over a month ago and Kirk reportedly thought they were funny and even laughed at them…
so there is that I guess?
Eh, I'm staying out of talking about that situation online
big same, there's tons of historical sites I'd love to hit up if I had the time and money
Man-bear-pig
I’m just saying… he watched the episodes satirizing him and liked them…
I want to go see the perfect acoustics they managed to create
Those pyramids
Are crazy interesting
Same
They were for something i stg
I want to see Machu Pichu in Peru
that actually surprises me lol, wouldn't have thought he'd be the type to be able to laugh at himself
TIL
So what if they were, its a comedy show
I get hear ya Lucia, I am just saying I won't be commenting on any thing around that person just as a heads up
That’s fair, probably smart to do tbh
Public figures make the mistake of lashing out at satire media like southpark and family guy
Makes people look at em funny
Here's me who didn't even know who he was 💀
they did it as a prank to fuck with future people who won't know wtf they were for
Sounds cool, but i aint going anywhere with giant spiders and bugs that would eat me alive
Fuck that
EAT THE BUGS PAUL
I can teach you how to cook them
how can i post pictures on this discord? Seems that i miss the permission
I reckon they are usually more scared of us
The bugs maybe, but never will a giant spider get near me

Step 1 - Start fire
Step 2 - Throw them in fire/coals
Step 3 - Crunch
But ngl when they move quickly it does frighten everyone
you'll get embed perms after a certain amount of activity, it's an anti-spammer measure sorry
once we get Embed perms back, we should all overload the system with spam. /j
I didn't do anything
I didn't even get a chance to do anything
So I feel I should be allowed to be green
Listen, couldnt we just get rid of the horny people?
What actually happened ? Was I part of the reason?

nah you're good
Check pins
Oh horny positing 💀
I was a saint i swear
look I'm not reducing this 120k person server to like 4 or 5 people
I just tempted people with pics of food
I was a sinner… I still am a sinner

I never posted horny stuff 
I must atone for my sins
Sinner Lucia
#RememberJoe
Excuse me, I need to go flagellate myself.
Only time I would post horny stuff is if we were having a conversation about dungeon keeper 2
atone by getting good at filo pastry so I can learn
Calling sister midnight
We dont need to do all that, just kill like 5 of them, the rest will step in line

I want toooooo
10 at most
I wanna make Baklava and Börek
if you do pls send pics
Börek is peak btw
Ahh commissar logic, I approve
I love spinach and cheese
I want to try baklava so bad
yeee it is

That's the Greek pastry right?
Gözleme also goes hard
Baklava is alright
it's Turkish, Greek, Balkan, take your pick
I think iirc both Greeks and Turks claim Baklava’s origin
We have a decent sized greek community where i live and they have a festival and sell it there
but it would be more accurate to say “Ottoman Empire”
Ahhh so it's a bit of a Pavlova situation 
kinda yeah lmao
yeah kinda
god I miss pav
Pav is so good
I’ve never had Pavlova
and you get the fruit with it
I just know it’s popular in AUS and NZ
I like the fruit w it and the like crunchy Ness on the outside
/top
Everyone does em different
it's so good
you can do different fruit combos with 'em and it's basically just a big meringue
yeee, you get the crunchy outside and soft inside, shit's perfection
This looks delicious
like the kind of thing you’d see at the dessert table at a catered event
and if you're dining with aussies make sure to say it's your fav NZ food, do the reverse if dining with kiwis
bonus points if you also claim that Aussies call prawns shrimp or claim that they all drink Fosters
Australians LOVE when you do that.
Oh boy I get to do more research on my ancestry
Prawns and shrimp are different
Something called the st brice day massacre, sounds wild
No bakery open at 3am for me unfortunately
oh bloody hell that actually got me a little lmao
the amount of times I've been asked about fosters since coming to north america is unreal
any word from FS?
chilli and garlic prawns on the bbq 😋
The company that makes it markets it internationally as “The Australian Beer”
even though most Aussies I’ve known drink VB if they want cheap macrobrewed beer
Reading that again I realise I got confused lmao my b
that and if they’re old they drink XXXX
Fell asleep on my keyboard...
it's at least more australian than outback steakhouse I'll give it that but not by much lmao
yeah VB and XXXX are like the go to boomer beers
It costs like 60$ for beers in aus
fair enough
absolute piss, I wouldn't touch either with a 10ft barge pole lmao
Great Northern is where it's at
otherwise I'll settle for a cheeky carlton draught
Kingfisher is my fav 
kingfisher also gud
I’m under the impression VB and XXXX are kinda like the Australian equivalent to Budweiser in the US
Vbs kinda like water
popular with working class and boomers but kinda piss flavored
Easy to drink
I can't stand budweiser
Vb doesnt taste bad
It sucks
But it's not really that great either
VB is easy to drink but it's not like, good beer, it's just not terrible
whereas XXXX is actually like gargling piss
I have also been spoiled by having the privledge of craft beers made in town
lmao
Seriously. Anyone hear whether or not we will get something today for Darktide or not?
and with the cost of beer you may as well purchase an actually good beer
Queenslanders man, what can you do
In aussie especially god damn
not a clue
guess we are waiting till next week then...
It's like 60$ for what you could get for 28$ here
exactly
And next week,u say next week
I live in Texas, where regional beer, microbrew, and IPAs are the kings.
stuff like Budweiser and Coors are mostly boomer beer, either that or they’re drunk by rednecks who don’t care about tasting their beer they just want to drink a lot of it.
mhm, Canadian liquor is luckily actually decently affordable
Thing is I don't see any point in buying and drinking beer, especially if it tastes bad
and pretty good outside of shit like coors light and w/e but those are boomer beers so
Ay, you in Canada?
yea, in ye olde British Columbia (stupid fucking province name ngl)
If I want something it should taste good, but also if it's just to get drunk then it's cheaper to buy something with a higher proof
It’s actually named after the Columbia River
which is mostly in Washington State, south of BC
dude mead fucking slaps
My freind is really good at making mead
It's legal here too
Aslong as you don't sell it
I got a nice mead from victoria island and holy shit it was like ambrosia
before the Americans renamed the State of WA to Washington, thr Columbia River was the border between USA and British Canada, with the southern side being American Columbia Territory, and the north side being British Columbia
I've made it with a milk jug and balloon before lol
We're one of the only countries where you can make homebrew and not have the government at your door
today I learned
but to ensure the whole territory become American, the Americans who lived there renamed their side Washington, and Canada simply didn’t change the name of British Columbia
so it’s not at all a stupid name imo
Did you guys know Nascar was the result of moonshining
yep
Yeah
Pretty cool
yeah it's less stupid now that I know the context, but also I need to roast anything named after britain y'know
Yeah
You race to see who is going to transport the booze
fair enough lol
Nah they had to make their cars fast to avoid the law
what are the odds of us getting a mission where are objective is to steal alcohol for Hallowette at some point?
god I'd win that so fast (I'd simply transport it all into my liver)
So they started modifying there cars
Then it became a thing between them who had the fastest
So they started racing
the great amasec heist

back to the carnival brewery for the good stuff, or up into the nobles spires you think?
Thanks for the reminder Dooty, I had my facts a bit jumbled
I'm biased and like throneside so I'd wanna pillage some fine vintage from some noble tosser's house
Been a long while since I learned about that
You’d make a fine scoundrel
a puckish rogue, if you will
preferably those nobles who bitch at you during the phage tree mission right?
There are nobles in the phage tree mission?
on vox yeah
Don't think I've ever heard them
Have a good one Aquila
Is that the guy talking as your at the tree?
Also I learned today that I'm related to a hun but not to genghis khan

I yearn to go to mongolia
some missions have different variations on whos on vox. for phage tree, its either Brahms and Kayex, or Morrow, Hestia, and the noble jerks
I wanna learn how to do throat singing
Goodnight

It's amazing innit
Yeah
I learned about it back when I was playing Mount & Blade Warband and wanted to meme around

batzorig vaanchig is a good person for some of that music
Oh yeah, The Hu does good music too
They speak at the beginning, middle and end of the mission about how they let their citizens down
This is what comes to my mind
I think this is what considered as "throat singing", nay?
Throat singing yes
Guess my music taste pays off today
I enjoy the broad spectrum of vocal talent, it's amazing
It's pretty awesome
Not sure the nobles see it that way, but that is what happens
Primarch johnson knows what the ladies like
Needs to be a 1:1 sketch for that halo scene between guilliman, the eldar chick, and the lion
When does Darktide get good
I just remembered I have a fuck ton of Diamantine
I can get mastery on everything I think
Minute 1 of opening it
Gay
it's over
Joeover
We should atleast have some news by now 💀 jfc
Rover
I just
Bought an arm for me screen
I'll join ye once im done installing the thing
Oo very nice
Its yall faults for gaslighting yourselves into thinking an update is coming
If anything. There will probably be another special event.
It's been along time since arbite
probably since they like doing those now.
New update is around this time
Wonder what goofy ass thing it'll be
From the last couple patches it looked like they were gonna start being frequent
Though there is a some unused event files
Maybe both
Like how inferno released with arbites
Yo I was told they're adding clowns to darktide. Is this true?
Did the email spam work??
I mean your here so yes
Roxette-The Look 
Add them? You're already here. 
The clowns are allready in dt , we are the clowns

While i didn't forget.
Missus...
How is ducks vs aliens?
You're so nice....

Also. The Harlequins exist in 40k so maybe they will
I want clowns.
Kenny Loggins - Danger zone 

Friday
It's Friday then
I'm going back to HD
Nois
Bless us before u go
I SCREAMED at that broken ass game last night
Crash again?
Rupture strain is the most obnoxious creation since traffic wardens
lmao
my current goal in HD is to get enough medals to get the drippiest skin of them all
I was hosting so I couldn’t dodge the rupture warriors so I’m having to stim after every single one
Bring a backpack is mandatory
Disappointing...get a job hippy
Or shield, tch tch tch
Had to backpack and eruptor
Which is?
UF-16 Inspector
Which warbond is that
Truth Enforcers
Gay
Narc
-_-
The red one or the white one?
it is all white yeah
Yeah
I want the Red one too
Gay.
I don't really like that one tbh.
I do though
It's fine
I think it uh....
I think it...makes you sway less when ur shot
Its Medium armor yeah?
yeah... which is kinda lame
Light
no, the Bloodhound red one is Medium
They gave it some extra perk i think
the Inspector white one is light
Yeah....it has no functionality
More scan range
idc about function, I care about drip
Drone master chest - hooded sniper helmet - malevelon creek cape
gibbed in 5 seconds
I'll join once i finish assembling this screen arm
Show me a better combo. Oh wait, you can’t.
at what point will ya'll realize I care only for arbitrary things like drip
Now where's that screw
Master of Ceremony Medium Chest, Bearer of the Standard Helm, Super Earth Flag cape
I'm actually surprisingly good at not dying...
Ok so you're wearing that even against incineration corps
just ask Licht
Hm
I'm a pro at dying
(Bad player)
I haven't played hd2 in a while
I got bored of it.

What difficulty u normally play on
I’d offer my services but I have ||therapy|| soon
Aye and then a truckload of other shit lol
Bon voyage
It's not over till it's over
normally by myself?
by myself when matchmaking usually 6
when with friends who're higher level I play 10 with them
even though most of the cool stuff I don't have yet lol
one day I will be one of those friends
All you need is a liberator pen and a dream
Who use lib pen these day?
Pfft. Imagine not sc grinding...(equivalent to 10 dollars of ingame currency an hour)
Coyote is knocking
People that haven’t got the coyote 😂
Oooh right right
the drum mag is good on the lib pen
I use Coyote mostly lately
Dawg on 10 bots are literally being shitted upon you en masse and theres like 20 dogs or so
I mostly use Coyote lately
those with the want to simply dump ammo in the enemy make better use of the lib pen
I much prefer the fire damage, also space AK babyy
Bots have dogs now?!?!
Oh lol
Not (yet)
laughs in mag dump HMG into their belly
I like the mounted miniguns on their mouth
Primary cause of death
I think I have an affinity for machines with mounted miniguns
I use the dominator to cull their fangs
Literally lmfao
they become walking nothing after
Bots would be almost perfect if not for the Chinese hackers that clearly pilot every single stationary bot turret
^
I mean
"oh look, a civilian airport"
kill him
Lib pen with supp pack and eat is goated
mih llik
Weird how the playerbase overwhelmingly prefers bugs yet all the good players I know prefer bots
Because starship troopers "vibes"
Terminator vibes 💀
Bugdivers lost us every major battle
Yet
It boggles me how many ppl here play helldivers 2,but they don't add each other to the fr list
Its pve game
The online noticeably dropped ever since this update came out

Im shy 👉 👈
I don't think a lot of ppl know how to get onto cover
Jk just give friend code, it's not that long to type
I can add u,and carry u
Carry?
that would assume anyone here considers me a friend of theirs
How generous
Yy on my back,u will be my bp
You've got a friend in me
(Parasites)
Im home in about 2 hrs we can helldive a little
I think a lot of people here are just in different timezones thats why
I mean it's better to play with ppl u know,then randys
join game
kill everyone
leave
Randos can be fun
And no hd lfg channel
(This is Darktide server)

Understandable
@somber stream i will add you later,unless u hail from ww2 

Unless i'm what
Persona
what?
pretty sure noone here is above 80
My secret is out...
Nah i meant if he like a n@zi or something 


What did i do to put my character into that line of question
nah, last time I checked, Licht was from Worms which is in the west
AFD mostly just exists in the East afaik
Oh,i spend 3 months in Munich,holy racism 
europeans have been doing ranked competitive racism for centuries, lotta experience
Munich is like Florida or Texas
Also i play div2 a lot,a lot of Germans in that game scream racist stuff since i have Russian accent 
Licht, we playing Helldivers soon?
cyka blyeeeet
idi nahuiiiii
that shit lives in my head rent free after 10 years of dota 2
lurker discrimination :<
Give me 15
This arm is giving me hell
ironically it promotes spam, because i now have to write stuff that i wouldn't write normally just to get my activity up 
wonder how that activity is measured? Is it certain amount of messages?
I am Bulgarian 
people yapping random shit doesn't qualify as 'spam' compared to the things that the measure exists to prevent
Hadron here to do that
i just wanna get a drip check from fellow fashion experts in driptide channel :/
i was in north macedonia last month, so close enough. cheers bruv. skopsko!
can't even post my drip :/
U mean Bulgaria 
no?
That's the joke,we don't mind North Macedonia however they hate us,we usually joke about how our grandparents are older than the country North Macedonia 
they do? lol wtf
They legit lie about almost everything in their school books,they legit sound like North Korea 
Because of USSR?
I think they were part of it
Because they lie about everything, apparently their country is ancient
google it,my grandma is older 
I mean i am older than the country

I am 35y old

macedonia is of course a very ancient hellenic kingdom, famously led by alexander the great
I believe that's what they're invoking with the name
but the modern republic is not old, ofc
I think
Therefore I am
If you think DarkTide is dead, you should check first Vermintide
It's a walking undead corpse at this point 
VT1 is indeed "dead", don't think anyone would argue the contrary
Ancient Macedonian Kingdom: 3000+ years
Modern Macedonian Republic: like 34 years old
Morning
hiya abys
How are ya
morning
too sleepy for my own good
Nah just port vt1 campaign into vt2 and it will live again

wake up or charlotte will bonk you
not true
They've ported a lot of maps from VT1 into VT2 already though?

Yea I feel that... So im making nuggies for lunch
when are we eating ?
she doesn't bonk me, more like pokes me
Well... Im eating in 7 hours
Ahhhh
@rocky moat bonk ur husband
Idk bout you lol
she's playing dredge rn
eating rg, it's 1pm
The fishing game?
Its 6 am here
yes
That's a cool game
Dredge is cool af
I unfortunately wasn’t into it
The fishing had no consequences. You were just pressing buttons to fill a bar
The horror is like
Fine
Yesterday i just played some armor core
I’m playing hollow knight because I want to jump on the silksong hype.. I’ve tried to play it 4 times over the years and never got far but I stuck with it and damn can I see why the hype
I also unfortunately am not into hollow knight
Now blasphemous
That’s a game of that type that I really like
Blasphemous is great
nope m also too sleepy and also dredging
Same issue with blasphemous I find navigating platformers so tedious
go sleep then
nope i woke up a little bit ago im morning sleepy
Aaaah
That doesn't work, the map system isn't the same
don't forget to drink a bit of water
Wake up samurai, we’ve got fish to catch
truth
Each of the "ported" maps had to be remade from scratch
The LoL game?
DxM Titanic Scion has been very fun... Helped a new guy yesterday fight spider tank
I've been spacing my marine
what do ya play?
I'm always looking for new mecha games
Yeah
DxM Titanic Scion and AC6
Funny how everything about LoL, except LoL itself, is really good
I heard good things about that should really give it a try while it’s on gamepass
I’m a fucking sucker for gangplank
Shame his kit is so trash
Back from doktor?
🙏
He’s pretty prevalent in the game
Wanna dive with a newb
Don’t think he’s a party member though
I could squeeze in a dive
Come
squeeze
Been playing caves of Qud too. I suck ass at it. I recommend it to people though

Armored core
The new DxM is fun too
bioshock 2 is technically a mecha game
Not really
are you inside a metal suit with a lot of weapons?
Its a Diving suit grafted to your Skin
Like the way I look at it... Armored Core is Big O and DxM is gundam
wrong actually
subject delta isnt grafted
Not the same as a mecha
grafted only happened after the alpha series
also I know about armored core 👍
thats why in the start delta can take off his helmet to shoot himself
Huh didnt know that
Still Delta isnt a or inside a mech
Where art thee
i mean
the suit is basically a mech
no, that's pretty disingenuous and not what I'm looking for
Agree to disagree
shush, play bioshock 2
Bioshock movie soon!!!
you disingenuous dense motherfucker..
Fr?
the script isnt even done yet
fuck no
Yes, it has been confirmed that there will be a bioshock movie
Sahne
following the first one
yeah the movies going to be the first game
so i can bet how they're gonna shit the bed
movies based on games are kinda mid
like the minecraft movie who was ...
Not that good
dude a movie based on bioshock is gonna suck ass
they are going to change all the themes
Might play through both games again
i can understand if they only played 1 and infinite given the massive change between the two games
fine, i'll play bioshock again
Dunno if I cared much for bioshock infinite
bioshock 2 goes ignored a lot
"and the script is just being worked on right now."
yeah script is still unfinished
I only played the og bioshock, didn't care much for the rest of the series
All remastered Versions+ infinite are available in a bundle on Game pass rn
"I'll make it legal."
–Sheev Palpatine
I have bought them before
Aight
Bioshock 1,2 and the infinite
Or they can just remake those vt1 campaign

If they will ever feel like to do
They could get more... Money
forced windows update
Nice, we're still hovering orbit
awesome booting now
3rd windows device that has 'blue screened' after choosing to postpone an update only to then force the update on restart
inv hehe
I don't see you
how about now?
Aye
says lobby private i dont have permission to join lol
mfw dumbass VoC vet forgets to use voc and tries to duel crusher with a knife
Anyways is autopistol good now or is arbie just that good bc I was mulching specials
based
arby
Goddamnit that makes me so sad
unfortunately i doubt the autopistol will get better any time soon
maybe when we get that new vet weapon and the vet rework
I wanna use the autopistol on my grenadier veteran but I just cannot justify it over the columnus iag
After this long fatshark's vet rework better play the game for me lol
next year inshallah
The nobles of Tertium acknowledged they fkd up and they are knowing that something is going to intervene with their corrupted actions to elevate them into nobility and how we see now the Arbites are now intervening is a sign of the story continuity
With the level of silence from dev announcements its cooking hard lol
hellgun and power axe for veteran next week, trust 😌
Good meme as it is lol
I was hopium for Long Las, Meltagun, Power Fist and Hellgun tbh lol
Autopistol is fun I used it on my Catachan build and it was fun
i have a feeling the vet weapon will be something mid like a skill injector, and theyre saving those for a juicy new class
ogryn pyreblaster
We shall see, there is much about Veteran including using Power Fist in lore and gameplay
Zealot/Arb/Vet/Ogryn Power Fist
Zealot/Vet Meltagun
Vet exclusive Longlas
Vet Exclusive Hellgun
Fatshark make it so
Arbies get heavy stubber too
God I am struggling to enjoy arbitrator as much as I enjoy Ogryn for some reason
Not quite as dead, as people think. You can still reliably find games at lower difficulties and even cata is sometimes possible to join, although i usually just play it with bots
Just got home
Considering dive or doze
Doze first, dive after waking, for maximum performance?
you can do some pretty silly shit with it
crits are very nice on it
run onslaught to get brittleness, specialize it to handle carapace and unyielding, and you've made it proper imo
AFAIK the only gun that has Run n Gun basekit
My new fav ytbvideos are now police chases
Liberation is ahead of curve. I sleep
I feel like i have adhd when i use autopistol
autopistol has already been buffed twice, it's good now
it has innate run and gun so it trades some dmg for the mobility + suppression combo
but you can utilize that
ah
so its just a master of none weapon except theres weapons that do everything it does better
tbf so is a melee weapon
or the revolver
or an autogun
it's a mobile shooter and special shredder. pairs nicely with heavier melee weapons to avoid broken kneecaps and zoom around
I think e.g. relic blade autopistol zealot is really fun
true but maniacs like to get close
Autopistol has very high stagger for a weapon of its size
I would not rely on your melee wep to deal with trappers and flamers
But they are all the way over there and I'm all the way over here
i use autogun with relic blade
does a much better job than autopistol imo
dodging works
And I'm so glad they are over there and we are out here
Or whatever the shaggy speech
I also saw Run and Gun on the blessings code for iags
SAP will be able to use the Omni man quote
Untrue have you seen a good zealot main they can cross a field before a sniper can even take aim
That's just a casual zealot
If there were flying enemies
Zealot would find a way to melee it
Mid air
If there were flying enemies I'd turn into demomen on degroot keep
Step one find nearest ramp step two fucking send it
Because "zealot does zealot things" still one of the best descriptions about zealot
The double charge for fury of the faithful was the single greatest thing ever done for zealot
In conclusion, melee outranges range
Nuh uh
Zealot outranges ranged
One of my favorite description about zealot
"Zealot is a melee powerhouse that kills everything that enters its range, the whole planet is in their range"
Equip zealot with a two handed weapon to kill ranged enemies even easier by not even needing to be in the same zipcode as your target
autopistol with crusher might be solid too
what if I get a 4 handed weapon, then I can hit heretics outside orbit 
i personally prefer brauto but that's just me. i need more boolets!
Slayer Leap > zealot choorge
g r i m n i r r r r
Need me more arbitrators with the charge ability, reminds me of sir kruber 
As a fellow Slayer player
I put myself in danger with both abilities
Only way I can feel alive
based and slayerpilled
If you aren’t in danger as a melee lad are you really playing them? 
@forest creek quick question any chance we could get a pause option for disconnects, and maybe a versus mode in the next update?
and have fun being brainbursted
Operation Health, now
you guys love when I bring Cluster Bombs
Do we really
it makes you guys so happy
How many time did you die
you're like "Yes Sister Lucia, bring the Cluster Bombs!"
too many
is this a psyop
being hit in the face by a fellow helldivers corpse is not happiness lucia
i panicked
maybe you guys would get hit by them less if your idea of engaging enemies wasn't running within 5 feet of them
It's called
¯_(ツ)_/¯
C.Q.C
it's called getting danger close
🫵
anyway I'm off to bed
Don't be surprised if you find a 500 laying next to you next time
nighty night
have fun
dont die
I'll simply jump out of the way




