general-chat

[shy sandal]

I'm struggling with step 1 currently

[nocturne bloom]

I do not need assistance from discord thank you

[ancient violet]

That's ok neither did high school 🤠

[elder merlin]

Coulda fooled me

[gilded socket]

Not for me

[misty trench]

some of yous need assistance from qualified professionals

[gilded socket]

I am perfectly unmediated

And happy

[nocturne bloom]

I do not need a relationship as I am not in a stable financial situation that can support 2 people

[ancient violet]

Don't lie to yourself

[misty trench]

but yea like idk it's not hard, you just go outside, pick up a hobby, meet people, talk to folks, impulse buy a bunch of minis and get overdraft fees

don't paint those minis for like 2 years despite saying you would like once a week

[ancient violet]

Well you see I am severally impacted

It's called ASD, horrible disease 😞

[gilded socket]

No its true

[ancient violet]

Ok time to take the depression quiz

When you wake up in the morning, what do you do first?

[shy sandal]

My krieg are still gray

To this day

[gilded socket]

Try to go back to sleep or get clothes on

[ancient violet]

You passed 👏

[gilded socket]

Uhh ok

[ripe tangle]

I read this as them being gay

and I’m like “wait, huh?”

imagined then being painted rainbow and that being cursed.

[ancient violet]

Welcome depressed sister

[misty trench]

so is my witch hunter and single space marine lmao

[ripe tangle]

Hello Orcka

[ancient violet]

Hello

I am here chillin

Trying to find some meaning in socializing

[ripe tangle]

I’ve come to bully people and pray really hard.

join me in battle, praise the Emperor with me or face my whip.

[ancient violet]

Speaking of which

How do people get matches on online dating? 🤔

[shy sandal]

Breakfast and then go on a walk

[misty trench]

when I wake up in the morning I feed the cat, put coffee on, figure out wtf I'm gonna eat for breakfast

[ancient violet]

Wow not depressed gang I wish I could be you 😞

[ripe tangle]

I alwats eat the same things for brekkie

[misty trench]

I am actually depressed tho

[shy sandal]

Oh no friend.... I'm still very very depressed

[ancient violet]

Impossible

[ripe tangle]

same

[ancient violet]

You can crawl out of bed

[gilded socket]

Uh

[ancient violet]

Don't lie to me 😭

[misty trench]

I was on a granola kick for a while but now I make egg, cheese and tomato samiches

[gilded socket]

Im confused

[misty trench]

chilli sauce too because ofc

[nocturne bloom]

Today's breakfast was, cream style chicken noodle soup and a monster

[shy sandal]

I have bipolar, it's literally the only thing keeping me sane

[misty trench]

soup good tho

[gilded socket]

Licia

Lamia

[ripe tangle]

I always eat eggs, and it’s always accompanied with either rice, beans, or bread.

[gilded socket]

Two L

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Lavender Losers

[shy sandal]

You're aussie?

[misty trench]

hell yea, I'm learning to make an egg tomato stirfry to have with rice atm

[ripe tangle]

No

[ripe tangle]

That sounds awesome ngl

[shy sandal]

I'm bad at guessing

[misty trench]

it's apparently a popular student food in asia

I'm like a decent cook but my ADHD makes learning recipes a grind xdd

[ancient violet]

If y'all heard what I make for breakfast every morning, y'all would diagnose me 💀

[gilded socket]

Lamia lucia
L L
Lavender Losers

[ripe tangle]

a childhood comfort food for me is fried spam, eggs, and rice.

white sticky rice

sometimes the rice is in water

[misty trench]

that sounds pretty comfy

[misty trench]

also wanna start making my own falafel, the risk with that though is I'll gas out the building

[gilded socket]

Just kiss already

[shy sandal]

Never ate spam

Is it good?

[misty trench]

it's the most efficient way to get rid of junk mail

[elder merlin]

Egg tomato stirfry?

[misty trench]

yis

[ripe tangle]

it’s really salty

[misty trench]

also making tuna and salmon melts, I'm on a sandwich kick lol

[elder merlin]

Sounds interesting

[ancient violet]

I wish I could cook better 😞

[misty trench]

you can learn

[ancient violet]

Nah, having ASD makes me super stressed during the prepping process

[ripe tangle]

I love to cook, not a fan of the cleanup but that’s part of the deal with cooking

[elder merlin]

Gonna make grilled cheese melts with spinach, tomato and tomato soup next week

[ancient violet]

It's not that I don't want to learn, it's that it physically drains me

[elder merlin]

Just trying to decide on the bread

[misty trench]

ohhh, what you can do is do pre-prep and keep it all ready in small bowls or plates, dunno if that'd help

[elder merlin]

Maybe pumperknickel and rye

[shy sandal]

Learn by cooking more

[misty trench]

so when you actually have to cook it's all ready to go

[ancient violet]

It doesn't matter I've tried soo many times

[elder merlin]

Or wheat?

Hmmm

[ripe tangle]

I wanna learn how to make Turkish Borek

[elder merlin]

Decisions decisions decisions

[ancient violet]

The thought of having to measure with spoons pushes me to the brink Everytime

[shy sandal]

Buy Chef by Jon Fraveau and stick it to the wall

[elder merlin]

I just eyeball stuff when i cook

[misty trench]

working with Filo is some maximum difficulty shit idk if I'd be able to do it lol

[elder merlin]

Chaos in the kitchen when im in there

[ripe tangle]

It’s hard yeah, I still wanna give it a go though

[misty trench]

just like how grandma used to do it

[misty trench]

lemme know how it goes if you do try it, I'm too intimidated by filo to do my own baklava or borek xD

I'll bake scones and shit like that no worries but filo pastry is another level

[ripe tangle]

baklava is peak

[misty trench]

I need hella bitter coffee to cut the sweetness of baklava but I do love it

[ripe tangle]

the contrast helps

it somehow highlights the flavours

[misty trench]

gotta mix the extremes

achieve flavourful transcendence

[ripe tangle]

brb

[misty trench]

instructions too complicated I now have Jon Favreau stuck to my wall

[shy sandal]

Just make sure to pray to him before every meal

[somber stream]

“Thank you for iron man 1 to 3”

“Oh and the Mandalorian as well”

[ocean widget]

I wouldn't recommend Irish coffee with baklava ngl

Might end up turning into a hat and a car bomb

[misty trench]

tbf that's just my 23&me in a nutshell

[thick coyote]

Iron man 2 and 3 honestly overhated

[round mica]

The iron man series was peak ashell

[thick coyote]

(Iron man 3 is all I had to watch for a month or so)

[round mica]

oof

Was 3 w the russain guy?

Had the whips

[thick coyote]

No that was 2

3 was with the orange people

[round mica]

Ah , probs my fav

[thick coyote]

That usually exploded

Also the remote armor

[round mica]

🤔

I do nay remeber

[thick coyote]

Mark 42

[round mica]

Ohh the gold suit

[thick coyote]

Tony was also suffering from PTSD due to the first Avengers movie

[round mica]

I wonder if he will get the wolverine treatment and have a alternate timeline movie

Honestly would have rather had a new iron man than that mess of a movie fantastic 4 was

[ocean widget]

Marvel uploads a 5 second clip of ultron doming Tony with a revolver, boom, alternate universe done

Doubt there'd be any actual way to alter his timeline tho

[round mica]

I liked how they addressed wolverine tbh

Loved that movie

And then when blade showed up

[blissful kiln]

Orange man?

The Tangerine?

[thick coyote]

Extremis made them glow orange

[round mica]

I wonder if anyone actually enjoyed the new fantastic 4

[misty trench]

I didn't even know it existed until just now

[thick coyote]

And also hot

And they exploded

Every now and then

[elder merlin]

Whiplash and his drones was a wild fight

3 was a tad weird

But whatever

Stark shooting that one guy through the chest with his chestbeam and telling him to heal from that was cold as fuck though

[round mica]

This actually would be a sick hero name lmao

The tangerine

[elder merlin]

I thought the trailers looked good

[shy sandal]

Tangent Rine.

They go on rants and make the criminals give up

[round mica]

I remeber seeing all the people start to not like pedro pascal because of his I have anxiety I need to touch an attractive female 💀

[elder merlin]

Did think that was weird

Both him as Reed and seeing that, hopefully it was a consensual thing

But, i mean, i dont know other then that

[lime temple]

Whole team just got booted out of a mission mid match W servers

[elder merlin]

shrug

[lime temple]

Right at the end too

[shy sandal]

All i remember was people praising that The Thing looked comic accurate

[round mica]

Oh that was really weird ngl 💀

[elder merlin]

Welcome to darktide

[shy sandal]

Besides the chainsmoker voice with a thick new yorker accent

[lime temple]

I haven’t experienced it until now with like 400 hours maybe I’m just lucky

If this is what you guys deal with my condolences

[elder merlin]

Same, but i sometimes crash here and there

I think its just worse on pc maybe?

[round mica]

Can confirm this engine runs of warp energy

There was a old bug that if you stood in specific parts of the map

You would just crash

Console has the same issues tbh

I think it's the servers

Right. it's time to go kill some fascist bugs

Hey we actually held a planet 💀

[nocturne bloom]

Considering how many people play it now, it isnt surprising

[round mica]

When the devs put garcrux as the secondary last night I was a lil worried ngl

[blissful kiln]

it was
it could've also been a merketing ploy

[lethal socket]

I painted my first Tau marine :)

[stuck phoenix]

Good now show it or else your Xenos friends die

[lethal socket]

Putting it in minis

[final herald]

mau tarine

🗿

[nocturne bloom]

Mouse is back

[thick coyote]

Does it beat the one thick coat of paint allegations

[tired steeple]

Hello

[vestal mantle]

Evening all

[delicate vapor]

boutta play my first match of darktide after months

[jaunty path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLdRatpvKyI

[somber stream]

Glorious morning, sons and daughters of the Imperium

[jaunty path]

And theys

[vestal mantle]

Nice... I took a break darktiding so I could play armored core

[delicate vapor]

man

i have 0 clue

[vestal mantle]

Just bonk the hairy ticks

Easy

Den uz git rashuns

[delicate vapor]

im

too rusty

[jaunty path]

m1

You'll be fine

[vestal mantle]

Nothing a steel wool wont fix

Then you have unrusty stick

[round mica]

You can also bathe in cola overnight

Coca cola works especially well

[somber stream]

Are you all secretly clankers

[round mica]

Have you seen the animation w the robots and the password the humans will "never crack"

[somber stream]

Sounds familiar, but likely haven't

Love Death and Robot?

[round mica]

It's a silly HD one

I'll try find it

[vestal mantle]

Hehehe... Me and opponent did a duel and he was showing off

[round mica]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IEJ4L4R6ZyQ?si=G8WY1lfrejMtOovz

Found it licht

[vestal mantle]

So i equip pincer missile launchers and now hes mad saying my missiles are cheating

[somber stream]

Funny thing is

The Bots use S.E terminal for their jammers and such

Like, why

[vestal mantle]

If you havent paid attention, bots use a lot of se stuff

I think they actually loot liberated bug planets

[somber stream]

Yeah they scavage our metals and tech, but converted into their inferior socialist design

[round mica]

Wernt They miners who started augmenting themselves to survive the conditions of the planet then super earth didn't like this so enslaved them and then one of them build a army in secret to reclaim the planet

[somber stream]

I fail to see why they can't do the same for the terminals

[vestal mantle]

If its not broke, dont fix it

[somber stream]

Clearly it broke all the time given how easy it was for Helldivers to access the thing lmao

Would be cool if AH make a unique terminal for the bots, and require Helldivers to add a little animation, where we insert some sort of hacking device on the thing then type in the codes

Would make a lot more sense, lore-wise

[round mica]

That would be alot cooler

[vestal mantle]

But i started thinking bots were copying our stuff when the incineration core came out

Like those shotgun pellets are def cookouts

[somber stream]

Nah it's their own thing

We don't really use fire weapon much on the western front

That's more of a bug thing, we use AP mainly

[vestal mantle]

But if they are looting liberated bug planets before recolonizing

[somber stream]

Maybe they figured how flammable we were lol

Bugs are all the way on the other side of the galaxy

[round mica]

I wonder if we will get a planet w multiple factions fighting

That would be pog

Like bots humans and nids

[somber stream]

Yeah, would be cool actually, but with the current spaghetti code, the game will shit itself

[round mica]

[vestal mantle]

So what you are saying is that its totally impossible for them to steal our tech despite them using our terminals

[somber stream]

Luckily AH said they're working on this, so will see significant improvement in near future

They even got the OG creators of the engine to work on improving it

[round mica]

😎

[gilded socket]

I actually like the medium pen stun rifle

[somber stream]

I'm not saying it's impossible, i'm saying it's not really them copying our fighting style to come up with the incendiary corp

[gilded socket]

Ar-32

[somber stream]

Good to larp

[vestal mantle]

I like it but you def need a dog

And its kinda useless on the rupture strain

[gilded socket]

Its saved my ass a to

[somber stream]

Imagine this, bug planet with Rupute, spore and mutated stalker strain all at the same time

[round mica]

Is it just me or is rupture strain like making the game crash often

[somber stream]

It has its uses

[vestal mantle]

I think its the map

[round mica]

And rn both mo planets are rupture 😭

I miss fighting the dragons w a spear , makes me feel medieval ashell

[somber stream]

HD2 needs a dedicated melee slot

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Maybe give everyone a free knife when implementing that as well

[round mica]

Give all the divers big ass kbars

[vestal mantle]

Inb4 a mod to make knife into sharpie

[somber stream]

Or a bug slapper

Like that one from Resident evil lol

[vestal mantle]

But realistically

Someone gonna mod in a toy

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[round mica]

[vestal mantle]

I mean, a friend of mine showed me a clip where the dragon roach was modded to be hatsune miku

[round mica]

I'd like a comically large wiffle bat that sqeakes when I wack things

[vestal mantle]

Something id like is having our hellpads look like old smt COMPs

[ripe tangle]

does anyone like the Dragonroaches?

ngl I kinda do

[somber stream]

It's kinda nuts atm

[vestal mantle]

I like them but not the immediate respawning

[somber stream]

The fire animation and the damage model doesn't add up

[vestal mantle]

Like its easier to not fight them

My question... Bots gonna get smth

[somber stream]

Not for the next month or two

[vestal mantle]

Yea

[somber stream]

AH is kinda having an Operation Health going on internally

[vestal mantle]

But i mean... Im expecting a flying cannon turret

[somber stream]

A.. heavy gunship?

[gilded socket]

Me

[gilded socket]

Imagine a chopper gunner like stratagem

[ripe tangle]

I could see this

but would we fly it or would it be a drone?

[vestal mantle]

I guess

[somber stream]

Like a VTOL stratagem, providing fire support in a small area?

[gilded socket]

Kinda

[ripe tangle]

I imagine it would be easier to implement as a drone, but being able to fly a VTOL would be more fun

[somber stream]

Devs did said they considered that option, maybe in near future

[gilded socket]

I dreamt of it

Literally

[somber stream]

Bot heavy gunship, Fortress turret mounted in front, heat seeking missiles, 2 gatlings on the sides

evil laughter

[ripe tangle]

also why do the Illuminate give me the same vibes as the Scrin from C&C, the fuckin Tripods from WotW, and the aliens from Marathon all at once?

[vestal mantle]

Nah... Factory strider is already a weapon platform

[somber stream]

AH like to mix stuff to make a new thing

[ripe tangle]

insanity

[somber stream]

Yes but, it flies

[vestal mantle]

I think it having cannon turrets or mortars would work

[ripe tangle]

but it makes sense since the Illuminate are literally like a mix of the three, and the Terminids are just Arachnids and the Bots are just Terminators

[jaunty path]

How do I make love to the factory strider in hd2.

[vestal mantle]

Bots in general are actually pretty decent in a fight

Just need things to force us out of cover

[somber stream]

I love fighting bots the most

[ripe tangle]

it almost feels like fighting a human faction with superior force

which I guess is the point lol

[somber stream]

It's like a balanced game of rock paper scissor

[jaunty path]

Admitting Xenos are superior huh

[ripe tangle]

NEVER

[vestal mantle]

Bots arent xenos... They are clankers

[jaunty path]

Oh I thought we were talkin Squids

[ripe tangle]

if I’m a cyborg who’s mostly human but still a fuckin cyborg

I’m still fine by SE standards right?

[vestal mantle]

Nah, you are just mechanicus

[jaunty path]

My dad was almost a cyborg

[somber stream]

SE allow cybernetic enhancement and parts, so yes

[jaunty path]

Sad.

[somber stream]

Long as you don't speak binary or have a fondness for red

[ripe tangle]

some of the skins have mechanical limbs

[somber stream]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a traitor.

[jaunty path]

I was so close to being related to a cyborg

this is ad.

sad.

[somber stream]

I'm sure you aren't, Lucia

[vestal mantle]

My highlight tho for this week

[ripe tangle]

I do like red though….

but I don’t wear it often

[vestal mantle]

I killed a factory strider accidentally with orbital smoke

[ripe tangle]

too much red seems undemocratic

almost Communistic if you will

[jaunty path]

Those the most zealous and pleading to god tend to have skeletons in their closet

[somber stream]

Oh yeah they added projectile damage to the "non-lethal' orbs lmao

[vestal mantle]

Yea

[jaunty path]

So, we should list Zealots at high risk for Heresy.

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I want a bike

Or a mechanical horse

For democratic purposes

[vestal mantle]

The new dxm has mechanical horses that may or not actually be hellspawn

[somber stream]

Imagine how cool that would be, best warbond for sure

[vestal mantle]

Imagine some streamer using the horses to close bug holes

[somber stream]

Hell yeah, special attack, horse stomp

[vestal mantle]

Nah... You just steer horse into hole

Either the bugs eat horse

Or bugs get crushed

[somber stream]

[round mica]

I'd like a stratagem drone swarm

[vestal mantle]

Well... Im off to sleep

Work tomm

🙁

[round mica]

Just have a bunch of drones with mb incendiary ieds

[somber stream]

Good night

[vestal mantle]

But its ok

[somber stream]

We kinda have that already

A homing grenade that will float around you

[vestal mantle]

Sunday after next is birthday and vacation

[round mica]

Would be a handy way to deal w flying things like swarms of shreikers

Ooo

Interesting

[somber stream]

Yeah it's in the Urban legends if i remember correctly

[vestal mantle]

Servants of Freedom

[somber stream]

Ye that

[round mica]

I need the is it parade uniform?

Looks so cool

[vestal mantle]

Masters of Ceremony

[round mica]

That one yeah

[somber stream]

It's one of the best armour in the game

Increase Primary reload speed, more melee damage, and 1 other thing i forgor

[round mica]

Oh dam I thought u meant drip alone haha

Deffs need it now

[somber stream]

Gives wearer a 50% chance to avoid grievous limb injury.

[somber stream]

It used to be just this on release

[vestal mantle]

Viper commandos tho

[round mica]

That one is also sick the beret

[vestal mantle]

It also has one of the best boosters

[finite niche]

Man ... in diffcutly 8, those bug breach get real dicey

[round mica]

Which booster is this?

[stark bobcat]

if you kill them they die

[somber stream]

So true!

[vestal mantle]

Experimental infusion

Increases def for a bit when you stim

[steady flare]

reduced limb damage

[steady flare]

the primary reload speed is the real main perk of it

melee's a bit of a gimmick in helldivers

[round mica]

Gotosleep..gotosleep..gotosleep

[somber stream]

For now

[steady flare]

granted melee weapons hit like a truck with either of the melee armors equipped

[delicate vapor]

level 75

[steady flare]

and Masters of Ceremony comes with the Amendment which is far and away the best melee weapon in the game

Coincidentally it's also one of only two that is a gun

[round mica]

The Saber?

Oh the bayonet?

[steady flare]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Best melee? Nah the new Machete got the cake

[vestal mantle]

The worse armor is probably the cowboy one

[somber stream]

They reworked how melee deal damage these day

[steady flare]

Gunslinger suffers a lot from there not really being secondaries for its niche yeah

None of the secondaries have the ammo really

Verdict is the best you get

[round mica]

I saw someone use the machete w the ballistic sheild and they were actually doing pretty good

[somber stream]

I have something

Wait

[vestal mantle]

But the talon is pretty nice as a secondary

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4UM9fFnzck
lo hand behold

Helltide

[delicate vapor]

waiting till the super store resets

its just heavy armor slop

[drowsy lynx]

It's helldivers it's all slop

[nocturne bloom]

Borderlands 4 works fine for me lol

[round mica]

That's a dam spartan

[round mica]

How is it

[nocturne bloom]

Gunplay feels really nice

Being able to heal whenever with the stim thing is cool

Playing it on the hardest difficulty too

[round mica]

Thoughts on story so far?

Good bad?

[nocturne bloom]

Too soon

[round mica]

Fair

[nocturne bloom]

And

You can swim

[gilded socket]

Freaky

[nocturne bloom]

Yes im a freak how could you tell

[gilded socket]

I have a gif

Imma send you it

[strong venture]

well, recently upgraded my computer to an I7 and an nvidia 5070.
Can confirm that the servers just, suck with all the DC's i'm still getting

[somber stream]

Yes server hamster still dead af

I think they abandoned the thought of pushing out hotfixes, and just wait to deliver along with the next big thing

[nocturne bloom]

Holy shit, vladof SMGS???

[elder merlin]

"I showed you my dick, respond"

[delicate vapor]

nou

[nocturne bloom]

Vampiric throwing knife is pretty cool

[ripe tangle]

question about Helldivers if someone is willing to answer

[lilac crag]

go on?

[ripe tangle]

do the factions we fight, fight eachother in lore?

[lilac crag]

hasn't been anything major about that, yet

[ripe tangle]

even if we don’t see it, do Terminids, Automatons, and Illuminate ever fight eachother

I imagine they would if they could…

[white jungle]

Which gun factory is bad now?

[lilac crag]

there's been dead bugs on bot planets and vice versa but there hasn't been anything to suggest they would butt heads for any other reason than " get off my territory "

they will fight eachother for the chance to kill us tho

[ripe tangle]

it seems like we’re mutually their sworn enemies, BUT they wouldn’t take kindly to eachother’s presence either.

[somber stream]

There are hints of an outside force

Pulling strings

Very vague, but it's there ever since the Illuminate update

[lilac crag]

undemocratic scoundrels

[gilded socket]

I love wearing the correct officer armor

Looks so good

[ripe tangle]

next update, interdimensional aliens who aren’t even carbon based, but somehow plasma based.

[somber stream]

Protoss?

I wouldn't be surprised

[gilded socket]

Plasma isnt a base element

Plasma is a state of matter

[ripe tangle]

remember I said somehow

[gilded socket]

Silica makes more sense

[ripe tangle]

whole different element table or something

idfk

[gilded socket]

Similar to carbon in properties

[gilded socket]

Thats interdimensional

[ripe tangle]

Reread this Maxine

[gilded socket]

Im actually slow

Holy shit

[ripe tangle]

and I was saying it in jest

[lilac crag]

I mean I think it'd be cool

[round mica]

Morning 🌄

[ripe tangle]

though how do you even fight something that’s from another dimension?

[somber stream]

Uhhh

Democracy

[lilac crag]

we fight the illuminate, we can fight cosmic horrors already

[ripe tangle]

fuck yeah

Should I start wearing a Spikey Helmet?

[lilac crag]

yes

headbutt the ne'er-do-wells

[somber stream]

We have dragons in mega cities now

[ripe tangle]

They’ve been there for a while

but don’t worry, the Helldiver Corps are on it!

[somber stream]

Haven't play for 2 days

[ripe tangle]

for Super Earth! For Democracy!

[somber stream]

Login in now, time to squash sum bugz

[somber stream]

Hell yeah!

[ripe tangle]

Okay I’m going to go log in

[lilac crag]

ooh, ooh, take me with you

wifey is asleep, I've got nothing to do

[somber stream]

Alrighty then

[lilac crag]

yaaay

[somber stream]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1WBTRgd4i5eWmwTuaF93XS?si=caae2beb90404c54
Goes hard

[formal mortar]

Yall making me want to play hd2 again

[lilac crag]

finals...

[somber stream]

Lady Liberty beckons, Helldiver

[somber stream]

I don't play the thing, OST popped up in my random list

[formal mortar]

Are bugs the mo?

[somber stream]

Uhh yeah

[formal mortar]

Ah.. I like to fight the bots, but bugs are alright

[somber stream]

Here be dragons

[formal mortar]

Eh, I've faced worse

[gilded socket]

Lmao, they kicked you @elder merlin

[formal mortar]

Guess I'll turn on the pc and hop on. Just finished my noodles

[elder merlin]

It happens lol

[elder merlin]

You on?

[somber stream]

Currently forming a squad

[elder merlin]

Got room?

[thick fog]

Peak season 8 OST

[elder merlin]

Give friend code and invite me

[thick fog]

Heavy revolver is also so fun, be able to snipe with 2-4 shots is god send

[somber stream]

#9061-6860

[gilded socket]

The correct officer looks so good

Augh

Especially with grand juror helmet

[thick fog]

How about stop being correct

[gilded socket]

And balistic shield

[gilded socket]

No

[elder merlin]

Sent request

[lilac crag]

gonna be good to have you on board, you ol' dog.

[elder merlin]

I wouldnt be too sure about that, just watch out for the explosions

[lilac crag]

I've played with axe before. you can't be more trigger happy than that.

[somber stream]

Get your ass in gear Paul

We be waitin

[formal mortar]

Should I just cold turkey hop into a dif 10 to get rid of the rust? Haven't played in a while

[round mica]

No,start with 8,then when u get comfy go to 9 then 10

[jaunty path]

I support whatever path that leads to more suffering in the grand universe

Ban all drugs

[elder merlin]

The game is doin this thing where it takes 5 years to load the friendslist

[somber stream]

Yeah it does that

[elder merlin]

Dont listen to this guy, do a 10 @formal mortar

[lilac crag]

@somber stream will be 5, apolocheese

[somber stream]

Take your time

[elder merlin]

I'll eat your corpse

[elder merlin]

Dont make me invade your dms

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

[formal mortar]

I just went for a 9, since that's what hardest was a while back

[loud lance]

Are the servers broken?

[formal mortar]

Don't think so

[loud lance]

hm, failing to let me play

[formal mortar]

Try to close it and restart it maybe?

[loud lance]

Already done that

backend error: error signing in

[round mica]

It did that to me last week,after 3 restarts i was able to log in,i did 1 game n got off

[formal mortar]

Restarting your pc/console could potentially solve that too.

[round mica]

I tried buut,same shit

Ima dance fck it

[formal mortar]

I'll see if i can get on

Yeah I got in

[round mica]

Just made it thru my first level 9 campaign only died like 1 or twice each mission

[fierce cave]

IM ALIVE

[round mica]

[formal mortar]

You're not dying enough Dooty

[round mica]

I am at work for the next 7h

[fierce cave]

Glorping it

[round mica]

more like bending over for scraps

[fierce cave]

Why that emoji

[formal mortar]

You have 5 reinforcements per mission, that's 5 times you can drop in on an enemy

[arctic escarp]

helo

[round mica]

Because bending over

[fierce cave]

Boo

[astral basin]

Waiting to get off work so i can help my brothers on new alexandria
The gambit is free since ah put a giant “go here” ping up

[fierce cave]

[somber stream]

@elder merlin Crashed?

[round mica]

I am out of the loop on hd2,whats going on

[fleet beacon]

That's some cool ass spaghetti I remember when spaghetti was made

[lilac crag]

Hell on Earth

[fierce cave]

Scary

[elder merlin]

Nah, gonna go back and lay down

[somber stream]

Right, GG

[lilac crag]

yeah, off to bed with you, old man

[round mica]

U die soon?

[fierce cave]

Flying dragons attacking planets

[round mica]

I hate their buggy box,2 spears n its ALIVE

[lilac crag]

@somber stream have a fourth?

[elder merlin]

Man, i wish i had died 15 years ago

[lilac crag]

or we three manning?

[somber stream]

We can 3

[fierce cave]

👉👈

[somber stream]

Or

1 spot left for diving

[round mica]

Ah man I gotta make food

[fierce cave]

Maybe later

[elder merlin]

Your girlfriend aint got plans for you?

[fierce cave]

Busy

[fierce cave]

Uh

No comment

[round mica]

I just got thru my first 9 aswell licht

Why don't u all add eachother to fr list@somber stream

[lilac crag]

let's roll

[round mica]

Well first planet campaign thingy

[elder merlin]

Transformers

[astral basin]

Bug invasion.
New gloom variants, dragon titans and diggy bugs
AH tryna buy time for title chasers to leave and get the xbox release more smooth

[lilac crag]

you creak when you transform...

[elder merlin]

My bones crack just getting out of bed at this point

[lilac crag]

you'll be fine, grandpa

[fierce cave]

Spooky

[somber stream]

Dang, not even 40 yet

[astral basin]

Im 100hrs in since box release
I have no life 😭

[fierce cave]

Same

[lilac crag]

just hold the front, you lot

[fierce cave]

Level 67

[lilac crag]

we can't afford another gloom loss

[round mica]

Garcrux is looking good

Over 50% now

[astral basin]

Im almost level 50.
Working on getting a 3rd new bond

[formal mortar]

I'm level 70

[lilac crag]

we had a tour on garcrux, it is looking well

[formal mortar]

I don't play much

[round mica]

I been on garcrux for a few hours

[round mica]

I have the game since day 1,i am 80ish lv

[formal mortar]

Yeah I've had it since day 1

[round mica]

Did my first 3 level 9 dives and they went good

[astral basin]

Gacrux. Bug nam.
Nothing but diggy bastards, swamps, and trees acting as aa for your eagles

[round mica]

[formal mortar]

Almost all of my levels were in the first couple of weeks

[fierce cave]

Wait till your reach level 10

[round mica]

Yeah ik 💀

[formal mortar]

You'll be fine, you can do 10's with basic gear

[lilac crag]

I maxed out my helldiver account ( at the time of truth Enforcers release ) but I got sick of being maxed and people recognizing me mid game so I made my current account

I'm level 70 something now

[nocturne bloom]

4 hours into bl4 and no crashes

[lilac crag]

the bridge of faith

[formal mortar]

I just don't like fighting bugs tbh

[round mica]

Bugs have been all I have fought so far

[astral basin]

I had a diver go through 5 missions.
Her veterancy status became hero status when she got ragdolled by a charger into a horde of warriors

[somber stream]

It's not the type of game to play on a daily basis year round

Just hop in whenever there's new content

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream es hat Spaß gemacht, mit euch für die Demokratie zu kämpfen, vielen Dank dafür!

[lilac crag]

much like darktide, heh

[somber stream]

Exhaust everything then hop out again

[fierce cave]

I dragged you to bots

And illuminate

[formal mortar]

The last mission I just did I was out of ammo and nades, so I picked up an explosive barrel and walked up to the impaler and told my team mate to shoot the barrel

[round mica]

Yeah but I wasn't really doin anything but dieing

[fierce cave]

Zertifizierter deutscher Moment

[somber stream]

Heh, Ebenfalls

[round mica]

Let's be honest

[lilac crag]

Demokratie...zu...kampfen... democracy camps?

[ripe tangle]

kampfen means to fight.

kampf means fight or struggle

[somber stream]

Fighting for Democracy

[astral basin]

“A true hero to democracy”

[somber stream]

With you

[lilac crag]

ah

[round mica]

Democratical fight camps 🤔

[somber stream]

Well i mean there are freedom camps..

[fierce cave]

Rule one about fight camps

Don't talk about fight camp

[ripe tangle]

[ripe tangle]

only traitors go there.

[astral basin]

Liberty Arenas
Where you fight to prove whos the most Free of Thought

[lilac crag]

I know some gutter fighters from back in my day

the true Viper commandos, those bunch

[fierce cave]

That's me I just leave

[formal mortar]

It says nothing about camps lol

[nocturne bloom]

Idk, runs perfectly fine for me

[round mica]

Bots are my fav faction to play against,other 2 are doo doo boring

[formal mortar]

Yeah I like fighting bots

[fierce cave]

Bugs are scary

Illumante for medals

[formal mortar]

Illuminate you need specific loadouts to make them not a pain

[fierce cave]

Bots are just cool

[round mica]

I had to Google this

[ripe tangle]

I enjoy fighting any enemy faction.

[nocturne bloom]

Bots are just aim labs tbh

[round mica]

I was like gutter fighting?

[fierce cave]

I do what the mo tells me

[lilac crag]

I play wherever the MO takes me
although I have a personal grudge against the clanker binary-bitches

[ripe tangle]

It’s our duty to fight any and every enemy that proves a threat to our way of life.

[formal mortar]

I really just don't like fighting bugs

[somber stream]

I contribute to the MO till it burned me out

[fierce cave]

Don't call them that

[somber stream]

Then i hop to fight other stuff

[round mica]

Bugs n illu making me sleep for real

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

Why can't we call them binary-bitches?

[fierce cave]

Tim head chrome dome wire back rust skin clanker

Is the name

[ripe tangle]

I thought we called them Clankers

[lilac crag]

no, that borders on racist terms irl

[somber stream]

Bots or clankers, yeah

[lilac crag]

I'll stick with my fictional derogatory terms

[arctic escarp]

fwassup my clankas

[ripe tangle]

i’ll call you a racist term irl.

Actually I won’t

[elder merlin]

"Wireback" is a fucking crazy bot slur and i love it

[ripe tangle]

I’m not racist nor mean

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

(she will)

[fierce cave]

[astral basin]

I play the mo until it looks like its smooth sailing
Otherwise i play either New Alexandria or wherever fate takes me

[arctic escarp]

Im not racist I just dont think man and machine should coexist...

[lilac crag]

faithless mongrel...

[fierce cave]

Glados

[ripe tangle]

Hey!

[round mica]

How do you guys feel about robot rights

[round mica]

I am both

[somber stream]

Now we wait for another 2 months till next big update

[fierce cave]

They don't got left?!

[somber stream]

Meanwhile Dorktide..

[formal mortar]

Dooty is volunteering to be target practice

[lilac crag]

Disloyal Dredge!

[astral basin]

I need to load up sm2
Get those levels worked up. Get more paints for my marine

[round mica]

I don't think robots should have rights

[formal mortar]

Same, I need to get leveled in sm2

[fierce cave]

I think

Robot baddies get rights

[formal mortar]

You shouldn't even be thinking Dooty

[lilac crag]

https://tenor.com/view/astartes-vibe-check-punch-warhammer-gif-16764913

[fierce cave]

The rest dont

[somber stream]

Imma go watch Alien 2, long overdue

[round mica]

I have no idea how ppl play that game, legit DT rejects feel stronger 😂

[formal mortar]

Just spreading liberty

[fierce cave]

Called aliens actually ☝️🤓

[elder merlin]

I dont really focus the mo, i just quickplay from the center of the map and i help whoever's mission i load into

[formal mortar]

Darktide rejects do feel strong tbh

[elder merlin]

Only mo i was actively participating in was the creek, the spray and super earth

[astral basin]

Darktide rejects dont have cool execute animations.
The survivability is on a different level tho ngl

[round mica]

Probably Sigourneys best in this

[lilac crag]

that's because you're fighting humans and zombies. whereas you have to actively hit them or shoot them, the marines simply stomp on them as they're walking

[round mica]

Ikr

[formal mortar]

Yeah but the human enemies in SM2 also can destroy you

[fierce cave]

True

[round mica]

Them snipers

Those damn heretic snipers

40 fucking snipers

[fierce cave]

Marines get thrown around

While rejects shake it off

[formal mortar]

Takes like 2 shots and you just give up because you're the most paper bag ass space marines out there

[lilac crag]

the snipers that are given Anti-Marine Calibers imbued with Tzeench sorcery can destroy you

or you can shuffle a little to the left and paste them

[round mica]

I cant play sm2,too slow for me,also half of the time ppl steal ammo

[arctic escarp]

its relative power scaling

[formal mortar]

But I still like to play it

[round mica]

The update I heard it's really good

[arctic escarp]

we feel strong af because we're fighting 90% humanoids

[fierce cave]

TONY BUILT THIS IN A CAVE

[lilac crag]

a tyranid majoris is akin to a boss in darktide

they're bigger than an ogryn

[round mica]

Nah,that xeno blade is not on hook guy,fck that

[fierce cave]

I eat ogryns

[ripe tangle]

It’s 02:15 rn and I want cinnamon rolls

[round mica]

It's fun , but I haven't properly played since grenade launcher bolter was the meta so it's Hella confusing now

[ripe tangle]

but cannot make Cinnamon Rolls since it’s 02:16

[fierce cave]

Go get some

[round mica]

Go to sleep Sargent

[lilac crag]

sleep and wake up with the drive to make cinnamon rolls

[round mica]

What's stopping you from doing some late night baking

[ripe tangle]

i sleep I wake up wanting to not wake up

[fierce cave]

Exactly

[round mica]

You'll wake up w cinnamon rolls

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

That sounds 10/10 ngl

[formal mortar]

Are the tyranid majoris really bigger than the ogryn?

[round mica]

Yessir

[fierce cave]

Especially female ones

[formal mortar]

I thought ogryn were bigger than space marines

[lilac crag]

ogryns are shorter than marines, marines are about head-level to the tyranid

[round mica]

U fight a Hive lord and a trigon

[lilac crag]

stronger, not bigger

[wooden creek]

Your average ogryn is slightly larger than your average firstborn marine, about the same height as a primaris

[fierce cave]

Marine tyranid smut

[elder merlin]

I sentence you to horny jail, take her away @misty trench

[ripe tangle]

Ich esse Elstern, ich esse auch Katzen und manchmal esse ich Autos

[arctic escarp]

also smarter

[lilac crag]

I need to slam your head in a table one day

[fierce cave]

I can't do anything anyway

[round mica]

Wait i thought ogryn were bigger

[fierce cave]

Do it

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

Especially the ones guarding the emperor

[somber stream]

...wie bitte?

[astral basin]

Sm2 lasguns: pew. Pew pew. Pew.
Dt lasguns: brrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[lilac crag]

Custodes?

[arctic escarp]

ogryns are stronger but doesnt have the tactical acumen like marines

[ripe tangle]

Ich rede Unsinn!

[formal mortar]

Ogryn are about 8ft to 10ft tall

[elder merlin]

Imagine being the Emperor and Cawl, making two different super soldiers, concocting all this shit and implants, just for nature to make something better

[fierce cave]

We got 7,62 against a gau 8

[formal mortar]

Space marines are around 7.5ft to 8ft

[formal mortar]

So Ogryn are taller

[round mica]

I don't know their names,my knowledge of w40k comes from dawn of war 1 back in 2000s

[fierce cave]

Hi AquilaTheFalseNun

[round mica]

The ones in darktide are quite small

For ogryn

[misty trench]

more like marinelets amirite

[ripe tangle]

Aquila

[misty trench]

hey howdy 'ello

[formal mortar]

I could never understand being short

[arctic escarp]

eeeh they're dumber still

[fierce cave]

I'm winning at life

[misty trench]

Sister

[fierce cave]

[round mica]

I am short

[ripe tangle]

I’m barely 5’5 is this short?

[misty trench]

yes

[fierce cave]

Yes

[formal mortar]

I'm just a standard 6'0"

[ripe tangle]

damn

[formal mortar]

Don't know what it is to be tall, nor short

[astral basin]

Ogryns win every arm wrestle with a marine
Problem is. Marine knows how to not let that happen

[arctic escarp]

6 foot is tall tf you mean

[formal mortar]

6' is standard where I live

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/haikyuu-anime-silly-dance-hinata-gif-21191847

[round mica]

Are you a nord?

[ripe tangle]

dillema, I want something sweet like pastries, but it’s 2 in the morning.

[arctic escarp]

mans tryna relate to the little people

[misty trench]

I'm 5'6? 5'7? whatever 170cms translates to

[ripe tangle]

what do I do?

[fierce cave]

My gf is 7ft

[arctic escarp]

yeaaa Im not really tall 6 foot

[fierce cave]

Can't do anything

[wooden creek]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/Militarum-Auxilla-Ogryns I just realised the ogryn model store page has a size comparison with the space marine models

[ripe tangle]

170 is 5’7

[astral basin]

6ft, built like a skeleton

[arctic escarp]

oh I know haha

[nocturne bloom]

Im barely 5 foot 9 so I am, in fact, canonically twink height, I do not break the 5 foot 8 barrier

[elder merlin]

Even better

[round mica]

I'm 170 cm exactly aswell 🤝

[lilac crag]

I'm whatever 192cm is

[arctic escarp]

170cm solidarity 🤝

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, we still love you

[ripe tangle]

I’m 165cm

[fierce cave]

Lol

[misty trench]

that is indeed a dilemma, no where open rn?

[ripe tangle]

Nope

[formal mortar]

That's like 6'3"

[fierce cave]

Cook

Bake

[elder merlin]

I dont remember how tall i am, im just average height around here

[lilac crag]

wish I was shorter

[ripe tangle]

:v

[astral basin]

Little debbie sticky bun from the gas station
Works in a pinch

[lilac crag]

I wanna be a silly lil guy

[arctic escarp]

there was a time Im inscerue about my height

[round mica]

I hate being in crowds

[fierce cave]

Like me

[round mica]

Can be hard to see sometimes

[fierce cave]

Who doesn't

[formal mortar]

I'm also around 200 pounds

[elder merlin]

I saw some dude a month or two ago that was like 6'5 or some shit, tallest guy i ever seen

[lilac crag]

no you're a horndog gooner

[nocturne bloom]

Sry, you arent allowed in the 5 foot 8 under zone

[lilac crag]

I wish to be simply small

[fierce cave]

Basically a silly lil guy

[formal mortar]

But yeah where I live a lot of the guys are about 6' or taller, unless they're mexican or asian

[fierce cave]

[round mica]

Like at sports games I'm usually looking at the back of someone's head

[ripe tangle]

when I find myself in a crowd of people, I start talking in yelling/screaming to assert dominance, it’s the American way!

[elder merlin]

Iceland?

[formal mortar]

I live in usa

[misty trench]

I am, alas, an otter

[elder merlin]

Where?

[fierce cave]

There's one thing men want

[loud lance]

Do higher difficulty missions result in more weapon mastery xp or not? what is it based on

[formal mortar]

Illinois

[lilac crag]

do you cry while you eat watermelon?

[fierce cave]

TO FIND ATLANTIS

[ripe tangle]

California?

[fierce cave]

Difficulty give more

[misty trench]

good watermelon does inspire tears of joy tbf

[round mica]

It do yes

[formal mortar]

My gf is 5'2"

[fierce cave]

Damm

[astral basin]

6ft 120lb
Got those neat grey blue eyes

[round mica]

I have no clue what it's based on tho

[ripe tangle]

Sol the tall and skinny type

[nocturne bloom]

Meanwhile in my state, nobody says anything and if you raise your voice some idiot will probably call the cops

[ripe tangle]

Vermont?

[nocturne bloom]

CT

[ripe tangle]

ah

[arctic escarp]

aaah the scandinavian build

[fierce cave]

That's my favorite team aswell

[ripe tangle]

well at least I got the New England part right

[astral basin]

Anxiety prevents me from eating. I would love an extra 40-60 pounds to hide the ribcage

[formal mortar]

You might put some weight on later

[fierce cave]

Real life skeleton

[nocturne bloom]

How old are you tho

[formal mortar]

I was 130-140 until I hit 30

[ripe tangle]

I mostly just associate CT with pizza that has just tomatoes without cheese, it’s somehow better than pizza from NJ

[round mica]

Petition for @ripe tangle to rename herself to sister Argentina

[fierce cave]

Also literally me

[ripe tangle]

Why?

[fierce cave]

I do not eat

[formal mortar]

Then I went up to 210 and packed on a lot more muscle

[round mica]

Why not

[ripe tangle]

my name isn’t Argentina….

[nocturne bloom]

Been here my whole life and still cant figure out why people retire and move here

[formal mortar]

I'm trying to stay under 200 though

[astral basin]

Child of 2000.
24/25

[round mica]

Just u wait till u hit 35 40ish

[fierce cave]

That's pretty cool

[formal mortar]

I'll be 35 next year :(

[nocturne bloom]

It'll hit you later then

[round mica]

[misty trench]

I'm like a cheeky fucking 140? atm, haven't weighed myself in a hot minute tho

[ripe tangle]

I’m 30… born April Fools Day 1995

[fierce cave]

That's unfortunate

[misty trench]

gaining weight is a grind man

[fierce cave]

Not a great joke

Buddem tss

[arctic escarp]

I dont remember how much I weight

[ripe tangle]

wait…

[round mica]

[nocturne bloom]

I was born on mother's day somehow

[astral basin]

Nah. My uncles got a pot gut and kept the rib cage

[round mica]

I am down to 97 kg

[nocturne bloom]

(May 10th)

[arctic escarp]

my best estimate is average to slightly fat

[round mica]

My bday is coming up this month

[fierce cave]

When

[arctic escarp]

well body height also plays a factor

[fierce cave]

I'm just bones

[round mica]

27

[ripe tangle]

I’m Asian, Redheaded, born on April Fools Day, am around 30, and I have Chimerism…

Chat, am I Kasane Teto now?

[fierce cave]

Built like a xenomorph

[ripe tangle]

I can’t sing worth a shit though

[formal mortar]

Dooty same age as my gf

[fierce cave]

Train

[fierce cave]

I don't think that's his age

[round mica]

27th*

[fierce cave]

[astral basin]

My sisters bday is the day before mine
Almost exactly 3 years older than me

[round mica]

Pics or it didn't happen

My b

[misty trench]

29 gang

[formal mortar]

Ah 27th

lmao

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

I'm turning 26

[fierce cave]

OLD

[formal mortar]

Close tho

[fierce cave]

Basically 40

[formal mortar]

There are no image perms

[arctic escarp]

got all the 90s kids in one room today aint it

[misty trench]

I am grey, my knees hurt, I don't understand what the kids are saying

[fierce cave]

Cept me

[fierce cave]

[misty trench]

yes (no idea who that is)

[round mica]

My lower back 💀

[ripe tangle]

it was in jest

[fierce cave]

Your life is over

[ripe tangle]

Freeware Vocaloid

[misty trench]

I seee

[formal mortar]

You can't be feeling old yet Aquila

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes feel old…

[somber stream]

Doxxing yourselves day today?

[fierce cave]

Me myself

[ripe tangle]

but usually don’t!

[fierce cave]

2002

[astral basin]

Oh lawd need to graduate lucia to mother superior

[ripe tangle]

That’s Sister Superior!