general-chat

[thick coyote]

Just hit heads

Or crit

[tired inlet]

over fighter or ranger? peculiar.

[tired steeple]

paladin is more "knight" than fighter usually

you can absolutely be a knight looking fighter

but people like their regular knights

[shy sandal]

Least one was Gith Cleric

[tired steeple]

makes sense

[hasty sky]

DND fighter gets shat on as the "generic" choice but paladin/cleric win out in popularity yeah

[tired steeple]

I was a gith rogue mostly

[tired inlet]

I know what a fukken Paladin is; this isn't Ultima IV. It's just not a first pick class.

[lethal solstice]

It’s also criminally easy to break your Oath in bg3

especially as Crown

[tired steeple]

I'm not saying you don't know what a paladin is

[analog marsh]

Wish the las rifles were not kind of useless. Like they're pretty bad nowadays. The other las guns are fine though.

[tired steeple]

I'm just saying it has more of the vibes people prefer than fighter

[tired steeple]

helbore is actually in a spot I like now

[tired inlet]

BG1 and BG2 Paladins had some pretty tough restrictions for morality & stuff and there was no way to gain your powers back.

[lethal solstice]

Helbore is a plasma alt at this point

[shy sandal]

Fighter is only "generic" on paper. They are very rare from my experience on the tabletop.

Barely anyone plays a fighter, only newbies or seasoned players who know how to take advantage of the class

[tired steeple]

I might try bg1 & 2 again

I got a little bored

[lethal solstice]

You’re just a dedicated backliner in havoc

[tired steeple]

been playing ruined king rn

[elder merlin]

Liberty day?

[tired steeple]

yeah

it's the games anniversary

[shy sandal]

I like Boltgun

[tired inlet]

my game here I play a 2H specialist Orc Fighter and he's really good.l

[tired steeple]

boltgun is always hype

[shy sandal]

Go brrrrrr

[elder merlin]

I see

[tired steeple]

I wish the revolver wasn't a better bolt pistol

[analog marsh]

I still hate the sights on them. Need a proper scope.

[tired steeple]

I should not be 2 shotting crushers with a revolver and 4 shotting crushers with a bolter

[tired steeple]

big agree

really wish this game had some weapon customisation but I can live without it

[shy sandal]

Nice, spam attacks, never let them have their turn

[analog marsh]

At least add sight customisation.

[tired steeple]

yeah

I usually play the sneaky guy classes in games so obviously I went with rogue. Turns out rogue sucks ass in bg3

[lethal solstice]

Console players burning in the hell of not being able to just add whatever sights they want

[orchid skiff]

go bard

[tired steeple]

on every second playthrough I went paladin. Do I have the charisma to be a paladin?

no

[shy sandal]

You just gotta abuse stealth mechanics a LOT to get value from rogue

[tired steeple]

but the oath of vengeance still is something I ring with a lot and go "yeahh that's me I like that"

[tired steeple]

assassin had some crazy cheese

I played arcane trickster

do not ask me how painful it was, being so useless

[thick coyote]

All roads lead to stealth archer

[shy sandal]

If you want to be cringe

Gloomstalker Ranger + Assassin Rogue.

Agressive stealth build

[orchid skiff]

you picked the most useless subclass from the most useless class

[tired steeple]

I always do that to astarion

[orchid skiff]

you know how to pick em

[tired steeple]

ranger and rogue

usually I give him thief instead

extra duel wield attacks

[hasty sky]

It's true

[shy sandal]

Good option too

[hasty sky]

the build I had the most fun with in BG3 was a rogue/fighter hybrid

[tired steeple]

or 2 stealths

one for a sneak attack and then another to hide for another sneak attack later

god I gotta play bg3 again

[shy sandal]

I'm redownloading it now

lol

[tired steeple]

I think I'll download it over sleep

it is like 180 gig

[shy sandal]

I think the nastiest combo you can have is Thief Monk

[blissful kiln]

rogue is never useless and trickster has boomer's blade now

[orchid skiff]

it is the best bang for your buck

takes no investment and becomes useful immediately

[blissful kiln]

cringe Larian homebrew 🤮

[orchid skiff]

so do other classes

[limber turtle]

WHERE UPDATE

[shy sandal]

Rogue is just, a lot of game knowledge to make use of him. If you just wanna play casually or run and stab, don't play rogue

[lethal solstice]

Eventually

[shy sandal]

They buffed the shit out of Monk in BG3

[tired steeple]

I did that ages ago. That one was fun

[blissful kiln]

I meant Thief

[lethal solstice]

They also buffed monk heavily in 5.5

[blissful kiln]

Monk is whatever on its own

without the broken piece of shit awful homebrew garbage dog Tavern Brawler they're ok

[ripe tangle]

Hello fellow loyalist and traitors whom I shall kill.

How are you all?

[shy sandal]

LOL, true

Barrelmancy 2.0

[lethal solstice]

Tavern brawler is fun in 5.5
My dm let me use monk damage for improvised weapons so I could throw rocks for 1d6 at low levels

Also the grapple and shove benefits are neat

[orchid skiff]

can't believe they let tavern brawler like that

why

"fine. i will bridge the divide between martials and casters myself"

[shy sandal]

I haven't caught on with D&D 5E since they did that whole One D&D fiasco and really tried squeezing money as much as possible from the playerbase

[blissful kiln]

I mean yeah, that's what it should be

buff improvised weapons

[weak beacon]

I think ogryn should have a explosive barrel as a grenade option

[blissful kiln]

not make martial throwing weapons break the whole accuracy system

[lethal solstice]

Frag

[shy sandal]

5 billion damage for throwing a spear at the enemy

[orchid skiff]

now remove the r...

[lethal solstice]

High level monks throwing rocks at people for eldritch blast damage

[orchid skiff]

spear that doesn't miss

[blissful kiln]

you literally cannot miss ever by just picking 1 feat

at lvl 4

amazing

peak design

[tired inlet]

Ogryn found the Lance of Longinus

[tired steeple]

Did I ever tell you all about my exploding monk

half-illithid means volatile explosive blood

magical gauntlets that do fire damage

I take damage, blood on ground

I punch enemy with fire fist, everything explodes

[shy sandal]

Still gotta beat honour mode

But act 3 makes me snore

[orchid skiff]

you don't have to do everything in act 3

[blissful kiln]

Larian and making last acts in their games unfinished

[orchid skiff]

you reach max level super fast, just do the main stuff

[blissful kiln]

name a better duo

[halcyon glen]

Hi cuties

[orchid skiff]

bonus : try killing gortach without disabling the robots

[shy sandal]

Still, it just drags on for so long

[blissful kiln]

Act 3 makes no sense from a narrative standpoint

[orchid skiff]

yea

[blissful kiln]

so many dumbshit moments

[orchid skiff]

not gonna disagree

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[orchid skiff]

i have 636 hours in bg3 and most of those are prob in act 3 cuz there's so much to do

[halcyon glen]

💀

[fair bridge]

i got filtered at moonrise towers

[blissful kiln]

oh, mr hero, i'm gonna make a pact with you to kill orin.
what, you betray me and rescue my prisoners? nah, i won't make my guards attack you on sight
what, you want to rescue my prisoners? yeah, i'll just kill them all, that'll help me... somehow
(but i will not attack the submarine, nah, fuck that, too hard)
what, you want to blow up the factory? yeah, i'm gonna kill all gondians... who are the only ones who can make my steel watchers

[shy sandal]

I have finished the game 3 times and couldn't be bothered to do Wyll and Jaheira's side quests

[fair bridge]

i need to play again soon

i do wanna play voices of the void also but i hate being scared!!

[orchid skiff]

play with me if you're a real man

[fair bridge]

i probably won't have time to play through that until the semester ends

[orchid skiff]

the offer stands but i can't guarantee i'll be alive by then

[fair bridge]

oh so ur GAY gay

[shy sandal]

Legit that entire sidequest sucks and i hate everyone involved

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-lazy-pet-me-gif-6796977719236115087

[orchid skiff]

i hate men !

[obtuse oak]

i get what you mean but act 3 also has an absolute fuckton of content so it's still funny to call it unfinished

[blissful kiln]

I also hate that you're warned that Orin is in your camp, but you can't even talk to your companions about it

and nobody gives a shit and someone gets kidnapped

so now you have to hurry to save them... except no, not really

[blissful kiln]

it is still unfinished

[shy sandal]

Remember the copium people had about ||Saving Karlach||. Lmao

[blissful kiln]

the two statements don't contradict each other

fireworks quest literally has no payoff

[elder merlin]

Who is Karlach?

[blissful kiln]

Karlach's quest doesn't exist

etc.

[obtuse oak]

i guess they didn't finish cutting content

[shy sandal]

Red Demon buff woman that make men and women bark like crazy

Or the best sidequest for early legendary loot

[elder merlin]

Oh, baldur's gate, thought you were talkin Darktide

[blissful kiln]

I mean, she does get a hopeful ending now, after patches

[orchid skiff]

don't talk about Karlach... my first game I tried romancing her, but then I played hard to get, we reach act 3 and when we reach the shopkeeper asking if we're together she says "ew no"

[elder merlin]

Karlach is cute, but the fact people go crazy over her puts me off her

[obtuse oak]

the only reasonable option is to take stuff out of act 3 and slim it down a bit and then polish what remains. it would've been absurd if they added even more to it.

[blissful kiln]

it's something, but it's still a copout and obvious unfinished content, that they actively denied was unfinished

[thick coyote]

Oh
The severed head on my inventory

[orchid skiff]

it still stings

[thick coyote]

[blissful kiln]

and, you know, Upper City, that they promised would be walkable

[orchid skiff]

yeah straight to jail

[thick coyote]

[shy sandal]

Lol, lmao. ||Get sent to hell again||

[thick coyote]

I'm joking
Don't have bg3 yet

[blissful kiln]

Act 3 is also by far the buggiest

[obtuse oak]

you can walk there in the finale

[shy sandal]

I tried romancing Astarion and got dumped immediately, ended up with Karlach

[thick coyote]

But yeah saw a playthrough where they killed Karlach and kept her head for the majority of the game

[blissful kiln]

Yes, but in the epilogue she says she and Wyll found a lead to a potential cure

[thick coyote]

💀

[shy sandal]

Oh yeah, i forgot about the epilogue

[blissful kiln]

I remember the ending on release

[obtuse oak]

the epilogue itself was definitely unfinished

because it wasn't there at launch

[blissful kiln]

where half of my companions just... didn't say anything and then credits rolled

xdd

[obtuse oak]

yea

i'm replaying it now, just about to start act 3, and will finally get to see the epilogue with my own eyes!

since it didnt exist when i beat the game the first time

[blissful kiln]

it's pretty good

good closure

[orchid skiff]

https://medal.tv/fr/games/baldurs-gate-3/clips/1X5lgB9jzlzMAW

[shy sandal]

I played with a friend as Durge and one day i killed Shadowheart and hid her body inside the personal chest....

He still thinks it was a bug that she disappeared

[blissful kiln]

and I will recommend to anyone to play the game with WASD + 3rd person camera mod

[thick coyote]

Foul

💀

[shy sandal]

Ragebait Durge is the best Durge

[blissful kiln]

Act 2 and 3 are very beautiful

[fair bridge]

only dumb twinks use medal

u play drg though??

[nocturne bloom]

I love when people on bikes drive like half a foot behind the car in front of them so you cant see them

[fair bridge]

i'm actually the best scout player in the game

fuck i should actually switch to linux today

lamia

is that hooni

did u put a fuckin hooni emote on my message

[shy sandal]

It was a fun game session. He'd basically try to solve everything casually and calmly and i would go

"Yeah, but, if we kill them it's easier to deal with. Why don't we just kill them, Can i make Astarion drink blood from the weird drow woman? Lick the spider! LICK IT NOW!"

[orchid skiff]

https://medal.tv/fr/games/deep-rock/clips/1HMv23Zq_Zpz_f

[shy sandal]

Green Goblin and Norman Osborn type save file

[fair bridge]

WHY

[orchid skiff]

the voices

[fair bridge]

damn i haven't played drg since february

[orchid skiff]

march

[fair bridge]

my birfday is in march

[orchid skiff]

[nocturne bloom]

Im a may baby

[elder merlin]

May showers

[drowsy lynx]

No s tier bhole for you

[nocturne bloom]

If only chat knew what Doro REALLY looks like

[shy sandal]

I did the second time. dw

[orchid skiff]

he could be a top

[shy sandal]

Ha! good one

[halcyon glen]

Hi guys

That was patrolled

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Paul does NOT like mommies

[sonic sonnet]

I got the Auric Exemplar title

I don't have anyone to tell me that they're proud of me

wait no I do

[orchid skiff]

I'm proud of you. You're such a good boy

[sonic sonnet]

my girlfriend said just the same

lmao

[low hemlock]

[stone bronze]

I love ogryn, that is all

[little marten]

Ain’t nothing but a thang

[ocean widget]

wheyyyyyy

borderlands 4 at mixed

soon to be mostly negative im betting

[little marten]

The best most-ambitious borderlands yet

[jade stump]

I enjoyed a lot of borderlands growing up but I can’t say I’m too hyped for 4

[little marten]

According to the Reddit advert I saw

[nocturne bloom]

I try them regardless of what people say

Idc much for story, im more of a gameplay person

[orchid skiff]

my friends still crashing

[nocturne bloom]

So I liked 3

[orchid skiff]

either they crash every 5 min

or they crash at startup

[nocturne bloom]

Good thing im getting a 9070

[nocturne bloom]

Just the game or do they get gpu messages

Had a similar issue with BF6

[orchid skiff]

idk what you mean by gpu

[little marten]

Gpu

[elder merlin]

Its releasing soon?

[little marten]

It’s out isn’t it?

[elder merlin]

Hell if i know

Only game im waiting on is Time Stranger, playing the demo right now

[jaunty path]

How do you get that

I need it to look good for havoc

[sonic sonnet]

Play 10 Auric rounds without dying

In a row

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[sonic sonnet]

That's what the penance thing said

I never played Auric until a few days ago

Was way easier than I expected

Guess I also just had luck with the randoms

[ashen prairie]

I am grieving

[blissful kiln]

Fortnitelands 4

[ashen prairie]

My dog ate my whale plush

[zenith glade]

Good.

[ashen prairie]

[little marten]

Don’t forget to thank Jack black before jumping

[blissful kiln]

oh, is Jack Black in it?

certified shit

[ocean widget]

Already has

[ocean widget]

Dont worry
You cant access the gameplay in this because the performance is shit

[orchid skiff]

there's a fortnite movie ?

[nocturne bloom]

You're on pc how do you not know what a gpu is

[orchid skiff]

the fuck are you talking about

i say they crash

you talk about gpu messages

[nocturne bloom]

It wasnt the femboy shark plushie tho. Youre okay

[long basin]

Bwab

[ashen prairie]

But it was my husband first gift to me

Eaten by our child

[nocturne bloom]

Rewdy the game can crash in several different ways. It can make the gpu crash/timeout to which youd get a pop up saying there was an issue, typically from you GPU brand control panel, the game can just CTD or the pc can just shit itself

Im asking what type of crash and if the gpu sent any messages

[orchid skiff]

if the issue was the gpu we'd fucking know and fix it don't ya think???????

[nocturne bloom]

More like

Bewb

[long basin]

s

[ashen prairie]

Boobs

[orchid skiff]

and maybe the game wouldn't be getting review bombed if the issue was so simple

[long basin]

I’m wanting to get into Havoc but everyone rejecting me

Ahhhh

[jade stump]

Which tier of havoc u trying out

[nocturne bloom]

The game can crash the gpu and have it not be a gpu issue

Headass

[long basin]

I’m assignment rank 16 and clearance level 21 from a couple games

[orchid skiff]

aight bro you haven't opened the game but you already know how to fix it better than everyone else

[nocturne bloom]

I didnt say Id fix it, I asked what type of crash they were getting

[elder merlin]

Oh lol

[ashen prairie]

Oooh nice

Neat

[long basin]

Auric Mealstrom is fun but I want to go for Havoc rewards but ppl are super picky

Like I’m getting rejected by lower level lobbies and I’m like.. why?

[ashen prairie]

Isn't it an issue with havoc team as well ?

[nocturne bloom]

Clear 1 40 in a carry then just grind the rest out in low havocs

[long basin]

Sounds like a plan

lol

[orchid skiff]

make your own lobby and accept everyone

[long basin]

Omg valid

Thanks

[nocturne bloom]

Then you don't get the rewards for joining other people

Assuming they want the pen armor

Id just join low havocs until you get the set parts

[drowsy lynx]

I spent more time trying to get into havoc 40 lobbies than I spent playing in them to get a clear

[elder merlin]

[long basin]

I swear I’ve joined two assignment level 40 lobbies, and I was the last man standing on both.. and I’m like, and IM the one being rejected?

XD

[ashen prairie]

They don't want a pro in their team

That's all

[long basin]

You flatter me. I’m actually not that good

[drowsy lynx]

Yep 9/10 games I was top damage and last standing over havoc 40 rank folks as a rank 33

[long basin]

lol

[blissful kiln]

I played a H30 with 3 H40 dudes and we somehow struggled

[ashen prairie]

Nuh huh

[drowsy lynx]

Made it hurt when I did finally get a havoc 40 clear and was not the top performer

[orchid skiff]

maybe everyone was experimenting

[nocturne bloom]

Yea im top damage (thammer shroud every boss so I look useful)

[orchid skiff]

i'd be confident we could take it and do a shittier build

[ashen prairie]

Never did havoc yet.

[blissful kiln]

the classic rumblergryn experimental build

[formal mortar]

I never did havoc you could carry me

[blissful kiln]

[ashen prairie]

(I'm innocent)

[orchid skiff]

see !

[long basin]

I started as veteran, and I 100% the class, then I moved to Zealot.. but Zealot wasn’t for me, so then I moved to Arbites, and I’m like holy shit

This class is good

[ashen prairie]

The arbites shotgun

One of the best of the game

[formal mortar]

Arbites is pretty strong, has easy sustain and good damage

[nocturne bloom]

One of? Arguably THE

[long basin]

I switched to bolt pistol because I feel like it has higher burst damage but maybe I wasn’t using the shotgun right

[ashen prairie]

Yeah it hasn't been nerfed at all

[drowsy lynx]

Going back to my zealot main after finishing all arby penances was a shock

[nocturne bloom]

Shotgun = room clear

[drowsy lynx]

Zealot felt so slow and squishy comparatively

[nocturne bloom]

Shotty is goated because of the sheer amount of cleave and damage

[long basin]

Do yall use Mk VIII or Mk III exterminator?

[nocturne bloom]

First mk

[long basin]

I was using the VIII

[nocturne bloom]

The one with the duckbill is better imo

[long basin]

The tighter spread one or the wider one?

[nocturne bloom]

Wider

[long basin]

Ah ok

[spice iris]

could i get a png of this i need it for a freak

[long basin]

Finally got into Havoc, wish me luck

23

[jade stump]

you got this

[nocturne bloom]

Too bad, im the freak

[long basin]

Oh I can’t react

lol

[long basin]

Some dude isn’t readying up. 💀

[jade stump]

You’ll be able to after more messages sent

I’d offer to help but I’m out on a family trip rn, no access to pc

[long basin]

You’re good, have a nice trip!

I’m off of work for the week

[jade stump]

thanks is a brief one cuz my older sisters gonna be on a runway

[long basin]

I work in a semiconductor manufactorum.

Production servator

[jade stump]

Sounds like a very shocking environment

[long basin]

Dog self detonation shocking

[thick coyote]

None

Like

I just don't use ranged

💀

🐕‍🦺

[thick coyote]

THE would be agripina shotgun

High finesse

Lots of ammo

[long basin]

well that was a fast havoc

lol

rip

[thick coyote]

Mogged by Agripina

You're so lucky I can't post Skylar White yo.gif

Oh wait

I can

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

[orchid skiff]

[thick coyote]

Never said it would embed

[tired compass]

guys, do we know when the next major update is happening for this game?

[thick coyote]

[thick coyote]

No

[feral dagger]

Twins + 3 monstrosities in the first área?

[orchid skiff]

game is done

[placid warren]

I enjoy Zealot w/ Relic Blade + Boltergun combo. What other classes might I enjoy?

[thick coyote]

Come back tomorrow

[thick coyote]

Ogryn

[placid warren]

[tired compass]

they moved to VT3?

[orchid skiff]

that'd be nice

unless

they do the same shit as vt2 and darktide early life

[thick coyote]

You can try bolter Psword vet

But it's not the same

It's better

[long basin]

yep

annnnd demoted again

rip

[thick coyote]

I was gonna joke and say do better

But sometimes Havoc just wants to kill you

So yeah

[long basin]

nah that's valid

[thick coyote]

Get havoc'd lol

[drowsy lynx]

Best way to get good havoc teammates is to play at an hour no normal person would be playing

[fierce cave]

RELEASE ME

[orchid skiff]

drink water

[long basin]

I swear when I play on Auric Mealstrom I get solid teammates 50% of the time, but when I play Havoc, I wait 30m to get teamates that are only good 25% of the time

[thick coyote]

[fierce cave]

That's the guy that plays squads

[thick coyote]

Never heard of him

Ok you get the joke by this point

[orchid skiff]

i don't please continue

[thick coyote]

We are still trying to convince nano to hop on Darktide

[orchid skiff]

why

i thought you liked him

[thick coyote]

Because he played Vermintide

[tired steeple]

buuuurp

[tidal tulip]

What's the current meta boys and gals

[orchid skiff]

4 fucking arbites

"holy shit" - wolfer

[tired steeple]

your pfp makes me want to puke

benevolent with a malevolent pfp

[thick coyote]

Please be more specific

Because like

If you want the bestest

It's pickaxe Rumbler Ogryn

Undisputed

[drowsy lynx]

Drg engi is our top performer

[ocean widget]

power maul ripper ogryn

[thick coyote]

If you want per class
Then it's a little more complicated

[thick coyote]

Engi being top performer in both games

⛏️

Cheese deployed

Mod that makes it go cheese!

[tidal tulip]

Best girl ngl

[tidal tulip]

Impossible

[tired steeple]

it's duelling sword any class

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

Meta vet is Psword

Meta siker is fgs

[tired steeple]

what about the fibble wibbler

[thick coyote]

Zealot depends but DS is part of its meta so yeah

Arby's is mid so they don't get DS

Ogryn is goated so they don't need DS

[tired steeple]

ogryn should get a ds but they throw it away cause it's too tiny

[thick coyote]

It breaks with every attack but he carries a bag full of those

[thick coyote]

Possible

[drowsy lynx]

He does, but only picks his teeth with it while using a real weapon

[long basin]

Wow

Joined a Havoc lobby “did you really fucking put him on the team? Have a nice fucking day”

Then the lobby disintegrates

[drowsy lynx]

😭

[long basin]

Tf did I do?

[drowsy lynx]

Rip

[stark bobcat]

probably clearance or build

I get it alot too

[drowsy lynx]

They may have not approved of:
Your build, your drip, clearance, or class played

[stark bobcat]

since I accept clearance level 1 people into my 40

[drowsy lynx]

If I see someone do this I assume they are confident they can carry

[long basin]

I’m clearance 21, and the lobby was 23…???

Tf are people on lol

[thick coyote]

Elitism

[orchid skiff]

oof

you need to tell us your build now

[fierce cave]

My build is nothing

[long basin]

Arbites

[fierce cave]

I have no perks

Just skill

[jaunty path]

When are you hosting a havoc 40

[orchid skiff]

a likely story

[thick coyote]

I'm one of them except I'm too good
And I've come to accept that I'm too good and no one will be as good as me
So I accept everyone regardless

[jaunty path]

I may play

[thick coyote]

[elder merlin]

[drowsy lynx]

They are idiots that need max skill teammates to carry them probably

[long basin]

It sucks being bad at the game

[stark bobcat]

when I'm done playing DRG

[long basin]

Ahhh

[stark bobcat]

idk when

[drowsy lynx]

I did a 40 where the leader accepted this guy
#zealot-class message

[feral dagger]

Someone who wasn't the host chose you. Let the host choose their own team

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna be out for another 2 hours anyway

[drowsy lynx]

He did like 50k damage, died 4 times, and quit

[thick coyote]

Haz5?
No elite dive

[drowsy lynx]

Leader was great but we did eventually fail late in the game

[long basin]

Yay just beat a havoc

[long basin]

Didn't know that... weird. lol

[thick coyote]

Good enough
Ready for h40 already

[long basin]

Yes

[round mica]

Were there any announcements from the shark today? I thought I heard there was something coming today or tomorrow potentially

[thick coyote]

No

[elder merlin]

Its time to get you into a home

[thick coyote]

What you heard is that there's archived stuff in the forums

[jaunty path]

The delirium spreads.

You'll know once you get pinged for an update

[round mica]

Ahhhhh. Gotcha.

[round mica]

I ain’t that old. Yet. Another 30 years maybe

[thick coyote]

Another 30? Yeah unc stat already

[delicate vapor]

Need

Breakfast

[nocturne bloom]

You know what I need, Cat Boy

[round mica]

Yeah i achieved dad status like 15 years ago. Crazy really.

[thick coyote]

Oh so you skipped unc stat

Already into dad lore or something

[golden patio]

Always bet on nothing.

[nocturne bloom]

[long basin]

Yay going back up the clearances

[long basin]

fun shit good team

[round mica]

Yeah, full into dad lore. And then some

[elder merlin]

Old enough if you think fatshark is releasing new shit tomorrow or announcing it

[round mica]

Hey man, all I know is I was in the forums last night and people were discussing some sort of announcement in passing!

[drowsy lynx]

That's how you know it definitely ain't happening

[round mica]

I was also high as fuck and running on 5 hours of sleep, so 🤷🏻‍♂️ who really knows what I read.

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh yes my default setting

[round mica]

The best setting really.

[shy sandal]

Nine Inch Nails is a really nice band

[tired steeple]

man imagine seeing a space marine in a regular fit

that'd be so funny

[delicate vapor]

Nine inch nails? What the hell are you making

[tired steeple]

bro walking around with his bathrobe and coffee cup

anyway what we talkin about

[shy sandal]

Darktide pubs

[delicate vapor]

Alright Phainon get back in the cycle again

[shy sandal]

Space Marine in a suit would look like Kingpin, lol

[shy sandal]

I don't wanna 😭

[delicate vapor]

🤫

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/the-kingpin-wilson-fisk-the-kingpin-wilson-fisk-marvel-comics-spider-man-gif-27081152

[shy sandal]

Funniest thing is, i don't play gacha games, i just hear my friends simping over a character and then go "Hey, that guy looks pretty cool, i vibe with it"

[shy sandal]

Great minds think alike

[severe sequoia]

When arbiterer cosmetic drop

[stark bobcat]

2

[severe sequoia]

[delicate vapor]

He’s got good lore to him

[thick coyote]

Yesterday you said tomorrow

Do it

[orchid skiff]

game broke and arbites no cosmetics

[gaunt oyster]

anyone got a good build for dn?

[orchid skiff]

nothing changed from months ago

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

[elder merlin]

Only seen one character from a gacha game that i actually thought looked cool, that sun goddess lady from Wuthering Waves, Augusta

Just love her design

[shy sandal]

Some dudes look cool, and handsome

[dapper trench]

had a good hd2 run

[elder merlin]

That one guy from genshin coulda been cool, the ogre guy, but they made him whimpy lookin as fuck

Shoulda been buff as hell

[dapper trench]

now for sm2

[shy sandal]

Agree, he looks so scrawny ingame

[elder merlin]

Is that new pvp mode in yet?

[shy sandal]

The fanart people make him buff as shit

[elder merlin]

The dreadnought one

[dapper trench]

yes

its gas fr

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

[elder merlin]

Havent seen anything else of wuthering waves

Just seen the Augusta and the other 5 people reveal one time and was sold on her design

Though the other people made me laugh, cause one of them was just a fuckin schoolgirl, lazy ass motherfuckers

[shy sandal]

I see some here and there, but also not as much...

They all kind of... Blend in

[slim axle]

Qlipoth is bullshit

[elder merlin]

They're all just a dime a dozen anime ladies and dudes

Dats all

[slim axle]

Oh sorry disregard my comment, wrong server

[nocturne bloom]

My heart only belongs to Red Hood from Nikke

[elder merlin]

Between Wuthering Waves, Genshin and the other anime gacha games, i dont even know who is from which game

[shy sandal]

Same sometimes. I gotta squint and remember

[dapper trench]

i would kill for a wendy nuggets

[nocturne bloom]

Wendy's nuggets?...

[elder merlin]

Bad Lamia

[dapper trench]

yes

there very good

[nocturne bloom]

[dapper trench]

wendy chicken nuggets

[nocturne bloom]

[lament vault]

has the MorbidlyObeseshrimp has made any menifestation that they will do something in the far future that is never?

[gilded socket]

Guh

[nocturne bloom]

Huh

[steep oyster]

Man have y'all played the new Space Marine 2 update?

it sucks lol

[grizzled hornet]

how so?

[steep oyster]

Well most of the new weapons they added actually blow besides like 3

The new strategem missions with their random modifiers are actual ass for the most part

[stark bobcat]

lol

[steep oyster]

They just hotfixed the game and somehow in that hotfixed added new even more annoying bugs

Assault marine literally can kill his own teammates now

[shy sandal]

Somewhat, didn't dive deep into it

[stark bobcat]

yeah its really funny

[steep oyster]

There are a ton of new strategem mission modifiers that just

straight up suck ass

[long basin]

Hope everyone is doing well

[stark bobcat]

which modifers?

only one that I noticed being buggy is cadian spawns which broke the worm boss

[steep oyster]

Can no longer Gunstrike
Weakened classes can no longer parry, have 50% reduced health, and 50% reduced damage
66% health reduction (Just got nerfed down from 75%)
30m Blindness (Can't see beyond 30m)

Those are a few

[gaunt oyster]

heal aura blows up barrels

[stark bobcat]

the class debuff is meant for 1 tricks to switch

and change the team comp

less hp is every fun

[steep oyster]

In a game where you can't have multiple classes that kinda sucks ass

[stark bobcat]

since it makes you rethink how you play

[steep oyster]

If you could run multiple classes then I'd be okay with it

Not to mention you can get missions with multiple weakened class modifiers on it

[stark bobcat]

then dont play that mod if you want to play that class

[steep oyster]

Yesterday there was a mission where both Tactical and Heavy marine were weakened, so both of the dominant ranged classes were gone

vs chaos boss

[stark bobcat]

sniper?

melee is still strong

[steep oyster]

Sniper doesn't compare to Tactical and heavy esp with their new buffs

[stark bobcat]

the new vortex beast is pretty easy to beat in melee

[steep oyster]

Sniper is good

but Tactical can delete a boss like 10 seconds.

[dapper trench]

honestl

y

[stark bobcat]

what I am gathering is that you want the game to be easier

[grizzled hornet]

y

[dapper trench]

prestige 4 sniper here

[civic python]

this is a gem

[steep oyster]

There's also the modifier that makes it to where you can't roll without taking damage.

[dapper trench]

he talking out his ass

[grizzled hornet]

ah another humble sniper

[stark bobcat]

in the gamemode that is meant to be difficult

you want it to be easy

[steep oyster]

Have you played recently

[dapper trench]

im playing rn

[steep oyster]

Tactical can straight up kill a Helbrute 100 to 0 on it's own in 10 seconds.

With nothing but Auspex Scan and a Bolter

No melta bomb

Not to mention the new Pyre weapons for tactical and heavy are insanely good S tier weapons

[stark bobcat]

I disagre for that in all but boss dps

melta still covers that role in horde clear

and it staggers

[steep oyster]

Disagree with that? The Pyrecannon and Pyreblaster are insane

[dapper trench]

playing the stratagem mode

its mid to me

[stark bobcat]

its fun to solo

the extra majoris

[dapper trench]

the pyrecannon and pyreblaster

its mid

[stark bobcat]

ahh

yeah

[steep oyster]

They are literally not mid

[stark bobcat]

I didnt find it doing anything the best besides boss dps

[steep oyster]

They are unironically S-tier weapons

[stark bobcat]

yeah

a bit mid'

[steep oyster]

Infinite ammo economy, amazing horde clear, melts bosses

[stark bobcat]

both classes can get infinite ammo and melta deletes hordes and staggers

yes the boss dps is higher

[steep oyster]

It doesn't do reduced damage to minoris bro, you can't say it's doing good damage vs bosses and then not good damage vs trash

[stark bobcat]

but bosses arent really threats

[dapper trench]

True

[steep oyster]

Brother the pyre weapons are literally S-tier

[dapper trench]

dude im fucking using it rn

it is not

[stark bobcat]

I literally used it in a aboslute solo

[dapper trench]

its alright

[steep oyster]

It literally is

[nocturne bloom]

See, chat was more harmonious when it was all about femboys and twinks and HD2

[dapper trench]

but not S-Tier

[dapper trench]

shut up

[steep oyster]

It literally is

[nocturne bloom]

Make me pookie

[dapper trench]

Say less

[dapper trench]

and i disagree with that statement

now the Axe

that is S-tier

[stark bobcat]

the light spam chain is so strong

[lethal solstice]

Can you provide evidence instead of just saying “it is”
And not “it’s good at x,y, and z”
Like comparative performance evidence

[steep oyster]

After my mission sure.

[dapper trench]

see she gets it

[stuck phoenix]

Me watching as my team gets massacred by the new boss (it’s move set is god awful by the way)

[gilded socket]

I keep rewatching the video

[stark bobcat]

the DN one?

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Charlie squirt

[dapper trench]

.....

Lady

please

shut the fuck up

let me listen to erebus getting his ass kicked in peace

[elder merlin]

[stuck phoenix]

Magnus did nothing wrong because Erebus took all the something slots for himself

[civic python]

thats super cool man

#RedditAssemble

[golden patio]

OH YEAH I know that one!

[nocturne bloom]

Haha you earned reddit gold pal!

[golden patio]

DN is pretty cool

[blissful kiln]

wow, this blew up

[ashen prairie]

Aaand I'm back at work again

It's bloody midnight

Kill me

[nocturne bloom]

Buy me really bad dinner first

[ashen prairie]

Will home made bé enough ?

[nocturne bloom]

...

Is it

Boiled snails?

[gilded socket]

Give me reddit gold

[nocturne bloom]

Sure

[fierce cave]

I sleep

[ashen prairie]

Ew no. At diner I made chicken breasts, roasted and some homemade pastas

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-empire-british-soldier-gif-17228488

[fierce cave]

Breast?

[blissful kiln]

bazoinga?

[ashen prairie]

Don't, England has no cuisine culture

Except jello

[nocturne bloom]

Lmao

[fierce cave]

Take that back

[ashen prairie]

And fudge

[ocean widget]

jello is american?

[fierce cave]

[ashen prairie]

Nah the weird jelly thing

[nocturne bloom]

Even the French said your food sucks

[ocean widget]

im sorry do you mean jellied eels?

[ashen prairie]

That you redcoats eat at desserts

[fierce cave]

I'm going to sleep

[ocean widget]

oh great that narrows it down

[ashen prairie]

It's a jelly cake

[fair bridge]

SIR PERMISSION TO CRY SIR

[fierce cave]

Trifle

Good night French man

[ashen prairie]

BUT Whoostersauce is good

[ashen prairie]

Nighty!

Whaustersauce?

[ocean widget]

im sorry trifle?

how the fuck is trifle a cake

[ashen prairie]

Let me Google it

[ocean widget]

worcestershire sauce

[fierce cave]

Worcester sauce

[stuck phoenix]

Worcestershire

Peak word

[ashen prairie]

Apparently it's jelly gelee

Doesn't even beat the scones

[fierce cave]

3 hardest things to say
"I'm sorry"
"I need help"
"Worcestershire sauce"

[ashen prairie]

Or Victoria sponge cake

[ocean widget]

thats not a cake

thats branded jelly

[ashen prairie]

I've tried once, the yellow one

[nocturne bloom]

For someone who makes fun of jello you sure know a lot about jellies

[ashen prairie]

It was utterly disgusting

But I must say that Yorkshire pudding are quite tasty

[ocean widget]

its almost like im using google to figure out a frenchman classes bloody branded jelly as a fockin cake

[fierce cave]

HUZZAH

[nocturne bloom]

When I was in school, we had people from the UK and Germany come over to make food. All the German food was gone and the UK stand was rather desolate

[stuck phoenix]

leichte Feldhaubitze 18/2 (Sonderfahrzeug) Ausführung Fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen II 'Wespe' (Sonderkraftfahrzeug 124)

Long name

[ocean widget]

thats because americans have shit taste

[stuck phoenix]

Shortest German tank name

[ashen prairie]

I only know tiger 2?

[nocturne bloom]

Ok bro go eat your microwaved fish and chips

[fierce cave]

Tiger 1

[round mica]

you mean wash your sister sauce?

[ocean widget]

nobody here microwaves fish and chips thankfully

[stuck phoenix]

PanzerKampfWagen VI Ausf B (H)

[fierce cave]

Get outta here ogryn

[nocturne bloom]

Looks microwaved

[round mica]

naur

[fierce cave]

So does

[ocean widget]

bet it was lemon

[fierce cave]

Uh

[ashen prairie]

Don't fry my brain please

[fierce cave]

You

[ashen prairie]

Pineapple

[ocean widget]

so does literally everything else you eat

[nocturne bloom]

Bruh I cook my own food

Literally have 8 cast iron pans hanging up

[stuck phoenix]

PanzerKampfWagen V Ausf G “Panther”

[ocean widget]

putting a microwave meal in the microwave doesnt count as cooking

[ashen prairie]

[ocean widget]

ah
you just dont like pineapple then
or you got some massively shit jelly

[nocturne bloom]

Boiling a hot dog doesnt count either

[stuck phoenix]

Or would the ARL-44 (ACL-1) be more familiar

[ashen prairie]

I do like pineapple, I thought it was the jelly brand

[ocean widget]

yeah its either one or the other RIP

[ashen prairie]

Oh thunder again

[ocean widget]

sausages and hotdogs are different btw

try a sausage
not a hotdog

[ocean widget]

have fun dying

[stuck phoenix]

So are biscuits and cookies and fries and chips

[ashen prairie]

I'm praying for that

[nocturne bloom]

Idk how you people make sausages look like hot dogs then, must be some EU microwave magic

[ashen prairie]

It's called knackis

[nocturne bloom]

Its called nasty

[ashen prairie]

American food is

FRIED STEAK

[blissful kiln]

what

[ashen prairie]

FRIED LOBSTER

[ocean widget]

no clue what fuckin sausages you've been looking at
need to go to a butchers

[nocturne bloom]

[blissful kiln]

sosig

[ashen prairie]

Saucisse

[ashen prairie]

I ate one when I was in Texas

In a restaurant

[nocturne bloom]

The thing you gotta understand about the US is that you have Southern Food and Northerner Food

[stuck phoenix]

Hotdogs are orange typically and small but long

[stuck phoenix]

And is it either shit or shit

[ashen prairie]

Only went to Texas and Appalachian so...

[nocturne bloom]

Orange hot dogs?

[ashen prairie]

Hot dog sausage are red

In movies

[stuck phoenix]

They have an orange or red colour well a muted one

But still

Somewhere in the middle of that and brown

[nocturne bloom]

And did you go to a local restaurant or a chain

[ashen prairie]

A chain

I confess

[nocturne bloom]

Theres the issue

Lol

[ashen prairie]

But

There's a but

[elder merlin]

[ashen prairie]

I ate in a diner

Best pancake of my life

[stuck phoenix]

Stop watching Lego movies

[elder merlin]

A french diner?

[ashen prairie]

[ashen prairie]

In Texas

[stuck phoenix]

Hi Paul

[elder merlin]

Oh, thought you were french

[ashen prairie]

And the milkshake with the burger and pancakes is actually smart

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[nocturne bloom]

Ive lived in the north my whole life, food isnt all that special here. Its mostly seafood and soups

[elder merlin]

Burger and pancakes? Wtf

[nocturne bloom]

Gets bland after over 20 years

[ashen prairie]

I wanted to try both

[stuck phoenix]

Still Jubilee

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[nocturne bloom]

Paul, you live here

The land of chicken and waffles

How is burger and pancake surprising

[elder merlin]

I dont live in texas, that backwards ass shithole

[ashen prairie]

Imagine a burger

[nocturne bloom]

True, Texas is ass, but youre in the US no

[ashen prairie]

But instead of the buns it's pancakes

[fierce cave]

Lettuce borgor

[stuck phoenix]

That sounds fucking atrocious man

[fierce cave]

[elder merlin]

I will never get that combination and in all 34 years of my life, i still have not tried it

Nor do i want to

[ashen prairie]

I'm hungry now

[stuck phoenix]

Shut up Scavenger go kill some bugs

[orchid skiff]

granted private. give me fifty

[fierce cave]

I'm sleeping

[nocturne bloom]

Depends on the sauce used for the chicken

[stuck phoenix]

Clearly bloody well not

[ashen prairie]

Pepper

Or spicy

[elder merlin]

Unfortunately, i wish i wasnt. I'll never understood why my ancestors thought coming here was a good idea

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a spice

[ocean widget]

work presumably

[fierce cave]

Busy with gf sleeping

[ashen prairie]

Pepper sauce Lamia

[stuck phoenix]

Probably because on the other side of the nearby area there was Siberia

[elder merlin]

We mix sweet meats and sweet breads together, it isnt unheard of, though i've never had a burger on pancakes before

[nocturne bloom]

Pepper sauce on chicken and waffles? Ewwww

[stuck phoenix]

And you say British food is terrible

[ashen prairie]

Meatloaf?

[elder merlin]

There wasnt work in france?

[ocean widget]

ah it was france
that explains it

[elder merlin]

Nah, think breakfast sandwhiches and the like

[ashen prairie]

At least we have social care

[elder merlin]

I mean, i dont know anything other than that, my mom assumes we're french cause she used to call her grandma and grandpa "me-mei" and "pe-pei", however the fuck you'd say that

Or her mother did?

I dont know

She doesnt really know, nor is she helpful in that matter

[ashen prairie]

Ah mémé et pépé

[elder merlin]

It is

Beans ass motherfuckers

You talkin bout the empire that stole spices from everyone?

Wonder why they did that

[stuck phoenix]

I hate beans

[ashen prairie]

Time to go back to work my friends

See you later

[stuck phoenix]

Probably because non grow here

Or something

Believe it or not some people actually use spices

Most don’t because it’s extra effort they could be using at the pub

[ocean widget]

im gonna throw a tin at you

[blissful kiln]

blimey

[stuck phoenix]

Fuck yourself up the ass with a tin of beans

[dapper trench]

so mean

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/british-soldier-redcoat-officer-oh-gif-18650366

[elder merlin]

Its one a dem dere bri'ish, get him!!!

[gilded socket]

SDge

[elder merlin]

Wut

[stuck phoenix]

I cast having to play marvel rivals for 7 hours in a row

[elder merlin]

I'll probably check out Angela tomorrow, her kit didnt look too confusing

Hope she gets some cool skins

[stuck phoenix]

They are all ass

[nocturne bloom]

What for

[gilded socket]

No boobs

No one to hold close

Big sadge

[dapper trench]

[thick coyote]

Go get em champ

[gilded socket]

Im quite misanthropic when it comes to potential people

[little marten]

8008s lol

[shy sandal]

Fly and stab, basically

[nocturne bloom]

Cant relate. I just want to be loved

[ancient violet]

Have you tried

becoming vulnerable to other people and providing your interests in a healthy and productive way to the person in question?

[nocturne bloom]

Im very vulnerable

UwU cute face

[elder merlin]

[ancient violet]

Ok practice on me then

Hi I'm Orcka, nice to meet you 😘

[outer jasper]

isnt that the psyker tyrannid?

[nocturne bloom]

[ancient violet]

That's ok, we can try again another time

[gilded socket]

Same same

[gilded socket]

No

[jaunty path]

I want to go home and eat junk food.

[ancient violet]

This is why you can't find love 😞

[elder merlin]

Life Guru Orcka

Trying to help a degenerate

What a guy

[ancient violet]

I feel like I'm the last person to ask for social advice thh

[elder merlin]

Introvert too?

[ancient violet]

No I just refuse to develop relationships with people 😈

[elder merlin]

Why

I mean, people are shit, but still

[ancient violet]

I'm the sigma grind set

Manipulate people to be my puppets

[elder merlin]

Never even understood what that shit meant for humans

[ancient violet]

TikTok gave me the tools to be the puppet master 😈

[elder merlin]

Alpha, omega, sigma, etc

I know the Alpha meaning shit

But not the others

Back in my day alpha and omega meant the beginning and end

[ancient violet]

It's just horoscopes but for single men with self esteem issues

[misty trench]

developing relationships is fucking easy, just don't let your brain rot take the wheel

[ancient violet]

False

I need written instructions

[elder merlin]

The alpha shit is just based on that bogus book that the guy later said wasnt actually true

[elder merlin]

When are we gonna "develop" our relationship? 😘

[ancient violet]

I'm a sigma delta male 😈

The sheeple 🐑 are not aware that I am wearing their hide

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺

[shy sandal]

We don't talk about Omega brother

Don't get into that can of worms

[misty trench]

step 1: be yourself
step 2: don't be a fucking weirdo
if step 1 prevents you from achieving step 2 then skip straight to therapy, do not pass go, do not collect $200

[nocturne bloom]

Or mayhaps I have no interest in you

[elder merlin]

Write this down, @nocturne bloom

[ancient violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046912126746374274/1319016150822031491/894568981946576916.gif

Myself: