general-chat

[arctic escarp]

SHOOT

[stable fox]

In the leg?

[tired inlet]

when I was in the Louvre, I witnessed this one: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjzh_ydyjhrekU_9c6zeCgZKb47j_EhFBtvd7B4jxEcD1LEyfBlVzwll_1UjoNgeZCYfU&usqp=CAU

[orchid skiff]

me

[nocturne flicker]

dming now

[jaunty path]

@gilded socket So your name is Maxine. Is there a Nickname you like?

[orchid skiff]

holy fuck i was wondering why you sent me the painting

[jaunty path]

My Nickname is just Miss.

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i thought you meant you wanted the painting? hahaha

[stable fox]

Because you're missing something.
Badum tss

[jaunty path]

I could be missing something

[stable fox]

Okay but also because you're lady

[jaunty path]

Insneed

[orchid skiff]

the photoshoot

[nocturne flicker]

well that is the photoshoot. it's edited to look like a painting.

i don't have the og painting saved mb

[orchid skiff]

yeah that is what i'm saying 😭

[nocturne flicker]

yeah ahahahaha

[orchid skiff]

it looks so good i didn't realize

took me a moment

[shy sandal]

Most people call me Arm, or Metz never the full name

[jaunty path]

Ok arma 3

[shy sandal]

😭

[ocean widget]

quick question

are you from NY

[shy sandal]

No i'm from Brazil

[ocean widget]

awful
thought you would be because you ar metz

[stable fox]

The Brazil

/jk

[shy sandal]

I'm A. R. Metzger that's my full name

[ocean widget]

and the mets is a new york baseball team therefore the joke

[shy sandal]

Brazil, aka the evil country from the Americas

[stable fox]

Should have named yourself A.R.Getzger

[shy sandal]

Love the Metz baby

[shy sandal]

Heard my last name means Butcher, but i dunno if that's true or not

Had conflicting responses

[stable fox]

"Ah, fresh meat"

(Diablo reference)

[shy sandal]

Should've stayed with ShootMCGee as my nickname here

[ocean widget]

"Metzger (also Mezger) is a German/Yiddish (German-Jewish) occupational surname, meaning "butcher". Notable people with the name include:"

[stable fox]

The article is not full

[ocean widget]

theres an american baseball player named butch butcher

[stable fox]

[shy sandal]

If my family is Jewish-Catholic that will be a shocker tbh

[stable fox]

What's with Jewish catholic

[ocean widget]

the name

German-Jewish

plus brazil is over 50% cathollic

[shy sandal]

Dinner table when Jesus is mentioned

[stable fox]

Guess I have yet to get better at history

[shy sandal]

I thought Jewish people disliked the figure of Jesus of Nazareth for claiming he is the son of their God

Basically spreading misinformation

[stable fox]

Well. God Emperor is their judge

[shy sandal]

And Catholic, well, their whole thing is Jesus

[shy sandal]

Highest number of devout catholics in the world live here

[ocean widget]

close enough

[shy sandal]

By numbers

We're bigger than Mexico

Then somewhere down the line, the family became protestant, and now i'm agnostic

[stable fox]

Agnostic?

I should have read the bible myself

[shy sandal]

Centrists but for religion basically

You're not sure what is right or wrong and don't claim to know

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

Yes Paul, this is not our kind of expertise

[elder merlin]

Religion gay and not in a good way

[elder hare]

gottem

[fierce cave]

I've escaped

[stable fox]

God Emperor is my religion

It is the true one

As Imperium said so

[shy sandal]

Idk of there is a God but i can't be bothered to care if he does or if there is a "right way to follow them, as in one or multiple of them"

Basically

[elder merlin]

If there is any sort of god like being, they're a piece of shit

[drowsy lynx]

Epicurian paradox go brrrr

[stable fox]

Greek gods

They are all corrupted kark one way or another

[shy sandal]

Me when my GF gets pregnant out of nowhere: "ZEUS! ZEUS YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

[fierce cave]

ARIES

[stable fox]

They were depicted as arrogant creatures who were also lustful and if something doesn't go their way they do kark on those they targeted

[fierce cave]

GET THIS CHILD OUT OF HERE AND MY SOUL IS YOURS

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-standing-aura-lightning-god-of-war-gif-11577634319137475718

[lilac crag]

this sentence gave me insane emotional whiplash

[stable fox]

[lilac crag]

please delete the spacebar between motherfucker, I beg

[ancient violet]

Atheists in 1876 be like:

"ew, idols and gods, cringe how can you be soo gullible"

Eugenics

"OMG SOO TRUEEEEE 👏👏👏"

[shy sandal]

LOL

[arctic escarp]

i feel ya lol

[lilac crag]

😭

[arctic escarp]

Im not against the idea of religion entirely but I also dont commit to either Christianity or Islam

(2 religion Im really familiar with)

[stable fox]

Commit to God Emperor instead

[shy sandal]

There are modern pagans nowadays

[lilac crag]

had a friend who was overly religious

I was there for his lowest lows

[shy sandal]

People worship Thor

[lilac crag]

then he told me I should break up with my gf

[stable fox]

Why?

[ancient violet]

Yeah and they are 😬

[lilac crag]

religion stuff I can't be asked to care about

[stable fox]

Ah right

Classic.

Sorry In this regard

[lilac crag]

I never turned around so fast in my life.

[lilac crag]

it's fine, happened a month or so back

[shy sandal]

"The vibes are off. It's in the Bibble"

"You mean the bible?"

"DO NOT QUESTION ME!"

[ancient violet]

"sir why do you have the black sun tattooed?"

[blissful kiln]

the baahble

[lilac crag]

it just gets so disturbing having someone get so utterly intense in explaining why me dating my gf is actually horrible for my relationship with God

[ancient violet]

"oh I just worship Odin"

[stable fox]

More like-
-# You

QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY, JIMMY!?

[arctic escarp]

oooh yea non mainstream stuff is on the rise too

know a girl who's a self proclaimed satanist

[lilac crag]

" I'm just reading the scripts, Alex! "

he says as he insults everything about me and my relationship

[stable fox]

For kark sake using religion to curate what is right or wrong doesn't work most of time

[thick coyote]

The bibble

[shy sandal]

Friendliest protestant

[stable fox]

Basics do not commit sin or "не убий" (do not kill) i get it

[blissful kiln]

beeble

[orchid skiff]

filipino?

[blissful kiln]

I wanted to read the bible, for educational purposes, and there's like 60+ books

[lilac crag]

you're not allowed to devote more of yourself to your wife than to God, how dare you value humans over spirits, go marry a ouija board you fraud

[stable fox]

It's like trying to follow the Codex of Astartes

[blissful kiln]

i bet most religious folks haven't read any of them

[shy sandal]

Read Horus Heresy instead

[thick coyote]

[stable fox]

Yeah no that guy is a zealot

Good riddance

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

Horus Heresy has more emotional value and lessons than nowadays Bible speakers

[blissful kiln]

10 billion versions of the bibble too

[arctic escarp]

close (indonesian)

[ancient violet]

I'm old testimate 😈

[stable fox]

The real bible might have more value than the one who "reading" it for you I'm gonna bet

Get me an original copy and i will read it

[blissful kiln]

that's the best part

there isn't an original copy

xdd

[stable fox]

We'll find one

Get a shovel

[blissful kiln]

poop shovel?

[stable fox]

No

Krieg shovel

[ancient violet]

God having a power trip and committing mass genocide is honestly more consistent than whatever the fuck my Catholic friends were doing in the confessions 💀

[lilac crag]

what is hadron again? a tech archeologist?

[stable fox]

Da

[blissful kiln]

techno archaeologist

[lilac crag]

become that, and let's set out on a trip to find the original Bible

[stable fox]

Naturally

[delicate vapor]

[shy sandal]

The "Original" were scattered scripts written by different people from different eras and perspectives, bundled by romans who rewrote it in latin into one book

[stable fox]

For him on Terra

Elios go back to sleep

[delicate vapor]

i just ate and im having a redbull at 1:50am

[shy sandal]

Oh lord

[stable fox]

Karking hungry fragging throne sake clod

[tired inlet]

we're just normal men

[stable fox]

I would still read it even with poor translation, then I'd go for Dante's trilogy

Better than nothing

[shy sandal]

Dante when he draws himself as the chad and greek philosophers as soyjaks who burn in hell

[stable fox]

Why not

[shy sandal]

I thought you were a woman

[tired inlet]

the divine comedy is self-insert biblical fanfiction written as a political diatribe for the promotion of italian nationalism; nifty poem though.

[shy sandal]

Unironically

[tired inlet]

Just innocent men

[stable fox]

Old man

[delicate vapor]

ok helldievrs time

[blissful kiln]

Old men are the future

[stable fox]

[delicate vapor]

gotta reach level 100 before my birthday

[stable fox]

Yeah good luck with that when mo is hitting bad

[tired inlet]

🎶 I could be your woman
'Cause if that's the only answer
Then we could be together
'Cause I wanna feel the pressure🎶

[stable fox]

[swift prawn]

ejem

[tired inlet]

Gustav Doré's pieces definitely didn't; inferno begins with Dante seeking a forest to commit suicide in
The first circle is a subparadise; those condemned are there because they pre-date Christianity
You should try like reading it

[orchid skiff]

we should kill old people at birth

[blissful kiln]

what if your baby is a future hitler?

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

Then you failed as a parent

[elder merlin]

Straight into the wood chipper

[thick coyote]

[sleek harness]

What the fuck is this comment

[stable fox]

Degeneracy it seems

[elder merlin]

Ok, that made me laugh

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[elder merlin]

So stupid though

[blissful kiln]

degeneracy in darktide general? gasp

[sleek harness]

Why are you Alius Anime

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jane-ded-lol-gif-26497687

[stable fox]

First, it's Latin

[sleek harness]

Paul you will die

[elder merlin]

Good

[halcyon glen]

Jane ded lol

[elder merlin]

Finally

[tired inlet]

me when I'm Nero and some upstart is trying to make blood cult in my city

[stable fox]

Second, why you should be bothered about me "changing" my nickname when i still left the original?

[sleek harness]

The hell

Is this Maxine?

You took Paul's account

[arctic escarp]

and the fact the bible has been reinterpreted over the ages

[stable fox]

Well at least I don't feel like being fake Maxine

I have small dignity left

[sleek harness]

Didn't said anything about changing your name back to normal

[tired inlet]

Minmaxine, so to speak

[blissful kiln]

WHO ARE YOU

[sleek harness]

Just asked why us it Alius Animes

[arctic escarp]

iirc protestanism happened because Martin Luther rejected, among other things, how Catholic christianity was interpreted

[sleek harness]

Alius obviously

[sleek harness]

Your old pal

From uh

10 years ago

[stable fox]

On latin it's something about "The other one"

[blissful kiln]

I have big dignity

some say the biggest

most tremendous dignity

[stable fox]

Must be my impostor syndrome

But who cares

[orchid skiff]

can you do something for me

[sleek harness]

[orchid skiff]

say china

[blissful kiln]

I love China

[stable fox]

At least that's what i get from using my native words

Your translation may vary anyway because nothing is reliably translate

[sleek harness]

Why are you the other one

Wheres the first one

[shy sandal]

Where are you from?

[arctic escarp]

CHINA NUMBA WAN

[sleek harness]

Russia

[stable fox]

Blyad... How many karking times i need to tell

[blissful kiln]

I see, Alius Anima = another soul

[sleek harness]

Unsweet undemocratic unliberty county

[blissful kiln]

grok told me

[shy sandal]

Oh... Didn't they... Ban discord?

[halcyon glen]

I watched Jane die

[sleek harness]

No?

[stable fox]

I have the work around

[sleek harness]

Yes then

[blissful kiln]

WHO ARE YOU

[stable fox]

I'm gonna thammer you into another existence through the warp

[sleek harness]

Veteran you really need to get into a emoji server to get your full potential of Nitro

[shy sandal]

I didn't know you were chill like that

[blissful kiln]

yeah, but then I'd have to pay discord

eww

i'm real close to doing it tho

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/party-in-provincetown-gif-26843974

[sleek harness]

8 reais is like

2 dollars

Are you poor?

[blissful kiln]

yeah, but that's 2 dorra for discord

[stable fox]

When you have to deal with CERTAIN people in this server who likes to accuse you in many things just because of mere existence and not vibing with degeneracy

[thick coyote]

Dats a lot of moneh

[blissful kiln]

they make my ux worse every week

[thick coyote]

[shy sandal]

No way he's also Brazilian

[stable fox]

You'd also be frustrated from small things

[shy sandal]

No fucking way

[ocean widget]

nah vets slav

[blissful kiln]

I'm not poor, I can afford to buy Diablo 4 with the DLC and not play it for 1 minute

[thick coyote]

There's like a brazillion Brazilians in this server

[ocean widget]

licht summed it up best

[blissful kiln]

which is totally unrelated and doesn't mean I did it

[thick coyote]

Just like irl
Brazilians are everywhere

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[stable fox]

At least skavens are better than some people of Atoma now come to think of it

[arctic escarp]

full nitros only worth it if you actually care about how your bio looks or that you wanna upload bigger files

[sleek harness]

Check this fire Brazilian track
https://youtu.be/4Duh5-YgGJQ?si=-Xh1XLlN52lHerqW

[arctic escarp]

oh well serverboosting too

[shy sandal]

I feel russians get a bad rep mostly because the country itself gets a bad rep. Sorry about the experience though.

[arctic escarp]

yep

[sleek harness]

Russia is greedy

[shy sandal]

I'm at the dentist office

[arctic escarp]

curent war certainly dont help with perspective 😭

[sleek harness]

Their country territory is bigger than the Moon

And they don't do shit with it

[shy sandal]

But, a person needs to be judged by their character, not place of birth

[sleek harness]

Listen to it at high volume

[orchid skiff]

some people don't have much character

[sleek harness]

Like you?

[stable fox]

If you ever noticed my experience so far let me summarise it:
Mentioning that i have girls as a friend - rewdy considered me as incel because they saw my poor joke once;
Just using because why not on anything i see- Mallow considered me as "offender"
And here's Maxine who hates anyone who doesn't fit their vibe

[orchid skiff]

ik the guy spamming the same unfunny shit daily isn't saying that 🥀

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[stable fox]

I would love to tolerate if people like those wouldn't be a pest

Especially with grudge counter

[arctic escarp]

like

just use the ignore/block list

[stable fox]

I do mostly ignore them but they do like to mention me for no reason

[arctic escarp]

betterdiscord has an extension that completely removes the blocked/ignored message notif

[stable fox]

It's like I'm their favourite

[rocky radish]

I think i have around 450 people blocked already

[orchid skiff]

is betterdiscord better than vencord ?

[drowsy lynx]

Ridiculous this isn't the default tbh

[arctic escarp]

I cant verify which is better but hey it has that for a functionaltiy

[sleek harness]

Curiosity killed the discoder

[orchid skiff]

vencord does the same

[ocean widget]

i think its so you can unblock people that the feature doesnt exist

[orchid skiff]

very convenient

[sleek harness]

No? You have a section where you can see all blockeds

[shy sandal]

Honestly, i just take anything said here as a joke or don't take anything seriously for mynown sanity.

My beloved put me in a dream and we are all just dreaming, nothing about this is real

[ocean widget]

ok but does that convince people to buy nitro or does seeing other people use nitro emojis convince people to buy nitro

[sleek harness]

So far I blocked people who are poor

[stable fox]

At least you have some dignity left and not being degenerate with overused GAY joke

[lilac crag]

Jesus christ what is going on

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus Russian

[arctic escarp]

healtiest mindset tbh

[blissful kiln]

murica did worse in far less time and nobody gives a shit

[sleek harness]

What is Murica?

[blissful kiln]

joe mama

[stable fox]

Ligma balls

[lilac crag]

oh boofuckinhoo

[arctic escarp]

eeeh not really?

[blissful kiln]

yes really

[arctic escarp]

especially with current events in the US

[shy sandal]

Better to laugh with them than give fuel for them to laugh at you

[blissful kiln]

south america fucked, middle east fucked

[somber stream]

What's wrong with being Russian

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

america fucked america too

[somber stream]

Also Vet, what kind of Slav are you

[arctic escarp]

yea and its rightfulyl criticized

[shy sandal]

Real and true

[sleek harness]

Why are you calling him a slav

[stable fox]

We did dirty. Next question.

[arctic escarp]

but like darktide gen chat isnt the place to find criticism of the US lets put this into perspective

[blissful kiln]

it's not and nothing's being done about it
no sanctions, no banning anything

and never has

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus, when play Darktide with me and @elder merlin

It's been ages

[lilac crag]

it would be really funny if hank was here

[blissful kiln]

because they are stronger and the strongest dictate the rules

[shy sandal]

This chat is about everything except darktide

[blissful kiln]

also yeah

paliticks

[somber stream]

Booo pol

Fuck outa here

[stable fox]

Okay let's do a deal.
If they'll make teaser announcement then i will consider reinstalling Darktide

[blissful kiln]

anyway

[sleek harness]

That was already the deal

[arctic escarp]

I mean realistically who is gonna do the sanctions on the US considering they are the current superpower

[blissful kiln]

what's up with femboys?

[arctic escarp]

well theres china and russia banding together

[drowsy lynx]

That's funny because half the time I come in here that's what's in here

[blissful kiln]

femboy experts in chat?

[shy sandal]

Lack of father figure in my experience

[orchid skiff]

what's a femboy

never heard of that

[arctic escarp]

but the US still has a lot more cultural dominance over the world still

[lilac crag]

let it rest...

[arctic escarp]

trueee

[arctic escarp]

trueee

[arctic escarp]

I like talking about it sorry 😭

[drowsy lynx]

Mostly during this time of day though

[stable fox]

We need an actual Union at some point

[sleek harness]

Brazil becoming China 2 in 2050 because Dolanld

[thick coyote]

Looks girl enough
But it's also a male so it can be your best friend (male friendship moment)
It's fuckable

[stable fox]

[drowsy lynx]

"it"

[thick coyote]

Not my words

[arctic escarp]

eeeh some men just prefer to present themselves more feminine (and thats ok)

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh lmao

[lilac crag]

most of my male friends are femboys

[orchid skiff]

why do i see your name above it

[arctic escarp]

correction haha

[shy sandal]

You make a good point, but i like muscular men

[sleek harness]

Men being masculine

Ew

Who thought that?

[blissful kiln]

I had a very flamboyant roommate in uni. But he wasn't really a femboy

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

or gay for that matter

straight as an arrow, but acted as a gay stereotype

[arctic escarp]

oh yea being flamboyant doesnt necessarily mean you're gay

[shy sandal]

He was whimsical and happy

[arctic escarp]

although some flamboyant men are gay

[orchid skiff]

while we're in this topic

is rannick straight or gay

vote

[drowsy lynx]

Gay for sure

[lilac crag]

homophobic

[blissful kiln]

he's gay for Zola

[stable fox]

But Zola is a lady

[drowsy lynx]

Have you heard this man talk

[blissful kiln]

yes and women are gay

therefore

[shy sandal]

He a lil zesty, but he is straight

[arctic escarp]

it wasnt until Im well past middle school that I was kinda attracted to a femboy from the same school 💀

[blissful kiln]

Rannick is gay

[lilac crag]

" strike team, violence, please, now~ ✨ "

[orchid skiff]

yes but i try to look deeper

[thick coyote]

I think he's European

[arctic escarp]

we just know he's flamboyant as hell haha

[shy sandal]

He does speak french

[drowsy lynx]

Have you seen this man's hair

[arctic escarp]

my friend likes to draw him as a femboy

[stable fox]

Oh. Throne.

[lilac crag]

I'm just saying, doomed yaoi between rannick and grendyl is a possibility

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[stable fox]

-# fragging throne.

[shy sandal]

Okay, you might be onto something

[stable fox]

w h a t.

[sleek harness]

Good day

[thick coyote]

Peak recognizes peak
(He's a walking Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg reference)

[stable fox]

Yeah, it is

[drowsy lynx]

Have you seen this man's pistol?

[sleek harness]

It is 38 celcis here please help

I am bringing

Bruning

Bbutning

Burning

[peak falcon]

I don't know what that means

[stable fox]

I get that feeling

Our "Ladies summer" also is pretty hot

Or how we call it... "Бабье лето "

[sleek harness]

It means I will die

Being burnt alive by the sun

[drowsy lynx]

Peak flamboyance for sure

[shy sandal]

Roasted skaven

[peak falcon]

Will you turn into crispy rations?

[orchid skiff]

should have been born black

[sleek harness]

I am black you fool

Can't you see?

[blissful kiln]

Blackrat!

[lilac crag]

an unloved monarch seeking approval and integrity in his superior's heart, and yet the superior has been long dead and is repeating orders that the monarch can't help but follow. this leads into an endless cycle where the mourningstar is forced to follow the orders of an interrogator whose heart and judgement belongs to a rotten, dead man.

[sleek harness]

[stable fox]

Well, black furr skavens are considered as elites i do believe

[lilac crag]

...this is the essential story of most Primaris lore...

[sleek harness]

Ye

I am elite

[sleek harness]

Vest of the best

[shy sandal]

Absolute Cinema

[blissful kiln]

don't let your dreams be dreams

[sleek harness]

Anyways Nicolaus you should play Vermintide 2

[lilac crag]

Warhammer: Daddy Issues

[blissful kiln]

if Ariana Grande can do it, so can you

[stable fox]

Funny of you to say that
I did this before touching Darktide

[sleek harness]

You what

[arctic escarp]

shes like half lebanese or something

I forgot the ariana grande lore

[shy sandal]

Helluva Boss but actually good then

[blissful kiln]

how can you be half lesbian

[orchid skiff]

you don't know. i could be the darkest black

[arctic escarp]

lebanese you dingues

[stable fox]

Played. You karking-
I played this before playing Darktide

[elder merlin]

[low hemlock]

easy u can be straight & half gay

[orchid skiff]

what about half straight and full gay ?

[arctic escarp]

por que no los dos?

[stable fox]

How come i know word raki? Because i played Vermintide

[arctic escarp]

[shy sandal]

Blade the day walker, half straight half lesbian

[blissful kiln]

the gay walker

[low hemlock]

“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be” - Purple Guy

[orchid skiff]

that's why people say gays walk fast

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/bulk-run-gif-16228670229409636910

[thick coyote]

So is bro attracted to woman²

Or

Woman ½

[shy sandal]

That was my nickname in an old server

[arctic escarp]

dont give me that malarkey..

[orchid skiff]

reminds of a synopsis i read
"isekai walking"
guy walks and gets more powerful or some shit
this is when i decided japan could not be forgiven for their crimes against humanity

[sleek harness]

Ok

[lilac crag]

used to be raven before I was me

and before that I was... well, who knows

[shy sandal]

There is also another one i can't say here in this server

[sleek harness]

Raven from Teen Titans Go?

[lilac crag]

no, just raven

[sleek harness]

Raven from Teen Titans OG then

[lilac crag]

no... I didn't grow up with TTG at all

I was an adventure time kid

[orchid skiff]

Ordinary student Sora has been summoned to another world as one of seven "chosen heroes" meant to battle the Demon King. While the other six are blessed with grandiose titles and superlative stats, Sora is stuck with no title, no level, and a single, underwhelming skill: he never gets tired from walking. After being judged useless to the cause, Sora is thrown out into the streets and left to fend for himself. Nevertheless, he grows determined to turn his unjust treatment and seemingly "useless" skill into a positive by earning money, making friends, and seeing sights he's never seen before!

[fierce cave]

Hello well who knows

[lilac crag]

hello gooner

[fierce cave]

Not gooner

Am coomer

[lilac crag]

same fuckin thing 💔

[fierce cave]

I don't do it tho

[lilac crag]

thumbs down

[fierce cave]

Fiance

Gives no breaks

Life over

[arctic escarp]

safe word is important yada yada

you know the jazz

[fierce cave]

No

[arctic escarp]

tf you mean no

[shy sandal]

CADIA STANDS!

[fierce cave]

NO MERCY

[blissful kiln]

🎵 He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat 🎵

[orchid skiff]

it's not

[stable fox]

Strawhat stands.

[orchid skiff]

we've been over this earlier

[lilac crag]

you don't know this freakazoid

[fierce cave]

Butcher Pete

[arctic escarp]

man even if its like the-kink-i-cant-mention-by-name

[shy sandal]

Damn Nuka Cola song stuck in my head again

[orchid skiff]

bruh it was 2 hours ago but i feel like it's been 8

my perception of time is fucked

[fierce cave]

Dm me

[arctic escarp]

having a safe word is still important

[fierce cave]

We shall talk

[lilac crag]

do not indulge this offer

you will be uncomfortable

[stable fox]

[arctic escarp]

oh Ive talked adult topics on another server its alright haha

[orchid skiff]

wait there are adults here ???

[drowsy lynx]

It is, how else will you know when to ignore it?

[orchid skiff]

how were the dinosaurs gramps...

[lilac crag]

so it's said

[blissful kiln]

get off my lawn, rewdy

[stable fox]

Do the sparta kick

[orchid skiff]

chatgpt turn off his peacemaker

[stable fox]

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-mindcrush-gif-25273496

[rocky moat]

can confirm you were infact well, who knows

[sleek harness]

Why they where well, who knows

[stable fox]

Well.

That's well.

[rocky moat]

i was who, well knows\

[orchid skiff]

i asked my friends to stream the new borderlands

they keep crashing

😂

[river elbow]

Well knows who?

[blissful kiln]

borderlands 4 is out already?

[somber stream]

I sleep

[ancient violet]

What happened to that elite?

No updates

Did they survive?

[somber stream]

Who?

[orchid skiff]

got 1 that screwed with his sleep schedule to play it as soon as possible for as long as possible

look at him now.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Borderlands/comments/1nedr3r/game_crash_on_startup/

modern games in a nutshell

[thick coyote]

I think

[ashen prairie]

storm is over, pc is on again

[fair bridge]

i have no idea how people can stand those games

[ashen prairie]

tomorrow

[fair bridge]

the most unfunny unfun shit i've ever played

[somber stream]

Same

Got old after 2

[analog marsh]

Borderlands 4, disgusting. Borderlands series fell off hard after pre-sequel.

[ashen prairie]

and the movie

[somber stream]

Is Claptrap still around?

[ashen prairie]

who-

oh my god

[analog marsh]

There's a movie?

[ashen prairie]

yes, out early this year

[blissful kiln]

ah, Denuvo

welp

looked kinda shit anyway

[analog marsh]

Denuvo? More like Donotbuyvo.

[blissful kiln]

I bought one Denuvo game, I think

but that one was worth it

[somber stream]

If people have fun playing it, let it be ig

[ashen prairie]

I remember claptrap being unkillable

[somber stream]

Oh that little shit is still around?

God it's annoying

[analog marsh]

Denuvo doesn't generallly stop the pirates, but also fucks the game perf for legit customers. So it's basically a useless program.

[drowsy lynx]

Claptrap made more sense as a comic relief foil when the entire rest of the cast and environment was dead serious

[blissful kiln]

no, it does stop them

it's unbreakable (for) now

[analog marsh]

still a shit program that fucks perf.

[ocean widget]

i mean the dude is the main mascot of borderlands

he aint dying anytime soon

[orchid skiff]

i thought borderlands was well liked

[somber stream]

Huh

[analog marsh]

Old borderlands is.

[tired inlet]

Denuvo anti-cheat is different from Denuvo-DRM; these are different products

[ocean widget]

3 and the movie shot BL dead

randy didnt even bother burying the corpse

[somber stream]

Oh right i think the helmet from the collector edition is a scam

Seen the meme somewhere

[fair bridge]

my teacher calling me out in a lecture specifically for using too many words on my last essay

[orchid skiff]

what the fuck. bl 3 is 60€. but it was also 3€ on sale 2 months ago

[ocean widget]

its already got 4 DLC

[somber stream]

Like, "I'm unable to can"?

[ocean widget]

wtf

[ocean widget]

yeah thats cus nobody plays borderlands 3 so it goes real cheap

[fair bridge]

i do not understand what this means

[elder hare]

Less is more

[elder hare]

Convoluted speech is the death of interest

[fair bridge]

i wasn't trying to invite people to give me advice, i found it to be funny

[ocean widget]

sounds like the type of person to complain you didnt use ai

[orchid skiff]

go to the gym

[elder hare]

drink water

[fair bridge]

the only person i want giving me advice is my professor, not blade champion perxeus iskander

but thank you for your concern

[somber stream]

Intentionally adding more words to meet the text requirement for the assignment

[elder hare]

yw

[fair bridge]

i don't even do it intentionally i'm just a big fuckin nerd

[somber stream]

🤓

[fair bridge]

this 700 pounds won't lose itself

[somber stream]

Heavy

[fair bridge]

my 600 pound life is such an amazing show

i can't help but watch it whenever it's on

wait

there

see i use too many words

[somber stream]

It's normal, though?

[fair bridge]

what is

[orchid skiff]

just watched a video about a 700 pounds that thinks its human and hangs out at home

[somber stream]

Text

[orchid skiff]

700 pounds COW*

[ashen prairie]

Bro why fatphobic tho ?

[fair bridge]

i have no idea how human beings end up that big

[orchid skiff]

😭

[fair bridge]

it's beyond fatphobia it's like, genuinely medically fascinating

[analog marsh]

Alternate Show Name: Americans trying not to consume 5x their daily calorie limit (IMPOSSIBLE) Challenge.

[elder hare]

hey, food is the sign of a successful economy

[ashen prairie]

I know that people tend to do less sport and eat more but it's their choice like we ain't no one to judge

[orchid skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cfTDNQBHCo

[fair bridge]

unbelievable that americans live in such a way

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah being 700 lbs is normal

[fair bridge]

i think he was talking about my typing

[drowsy lynx]

Yes dats da joke

[fair bridge]

genius

[rocky moat]

usually people say like

[shy sandal]

Back from the dentist

[rocky moat]

30 or 35, at least younger people

[shy sandal]

What is this related to?

[rocky moat]

age

[azure cobalt]

I still need to get all the Martyr skulls.

[somber stream]

whuh

[ashen prairie]

everything is okay?

[shy sandal]

30 to 35 i feel is when you start to actually be a functioning adult

[rocky moat]

im just saying what others have told me

[shy sandal]

Two small cavities nothing too bad

[fair bridge]

i still need my wisdom removed

all of it

[somber stream]

Same

[fair bridge]

no more wise

[somber stream]

2 of them decided to go sideway

Wisdom my ass

[azure cobalt]

As someone who is in that 30 range...I need coffee to wake me up in the morning so I can tollerate people

[fair bridge]

tolerate

[shy sandal]

I'm in my twenties and i feel like a fuckup, lol

[lilac crag]

I'm not in my 20s and I need this

[fair bridge]

don't blame you for that one

[lilac crag]

am I cooked

[fair bridge]

tolerate is kinda like lose and loose

[tired steeple]

Hello

[azure cobalt]

And coffee for Grammer heretics

[lilac crag]

hi magos

[tired steeple]

ALEXANDER IS THIRTY??

[fair bridge]

is english your first language

[fair bridge]

that will change

[azure cobalt]

Drink black coffee with milk

[lilac crag]

that's what I do

some sugar too

[azure cobalt]

I never use sugar

[fair bridge]

or just rid yourself of chemical dependency and live life on your own terms

[lilac crag]

damn...

[somber stream]

Legend

[shy sandal]

That makes me vomit, black coffee goes down easier

[somber stream]

I prefer tea if possible

[tired steeple]

What we all doing today

[somber stream]

But work require that caffeine

[fair bridge]

killing people in VR

[lilac crag]

" my own terms " i do not wish to dislike everyone I talk to for minor inconveniences

[azure cobalt]

Or go with green tea in the morning

[lilac crag]

I must have coffee so I can be an understanding and patient individual

[tired steeple]

Oh awesome

I had peppermint tea it was awesome

[somber stream]

I hate mint tea

[fair bridge]

reminds me of that one girl that used to hang around here

forgot her name already

[shy sandal]

I need normal pills. Just like Dream Minecraft

[lilac crag]

Karien?

she's still around, and she is nice to talk to

[fair bridge]

no idea who that is

[lilac crag]

no way...

[fair bridge]

i'll take your word for it

[azure cobalt]

I don't drink coffee with all those extra add ons that people get at starbucks

[somber stream]

Poggers

[azure cobalt]

Either its regular Black coffee or Iced black coffee

[lilac crag]

love iced

[fair bridge]

this convo is awesome

[tired steeple]

Is karien just busy lately

[azure cobalt]

Maybe I will put half and half milk in my ice coffee but that's it

[lilac crag]

she stays in other places nowadays. doesn't like being here often. some, most people here are not her vibe.

[somber stream]

I always have milk with my coffee

[fair bridge]

oh wow borderlands 4 is out today lmao

looks terrible, no big surprise there

[azure cobalt]

I am saving my money for that new Magic the gathering next week

[orchid skiff]

my friend just went to main menu because his completed quest is not opening the door he needs to go thru

[nocturne bloom]

Waking up 30 minutes before you need to go to work after comimg home and going to bed from work feels like rot

[fair bridge]

on the store page for "similar to games you've played" it says destiny 2 and star trek online

this is tragic

[sonic tinsel]

Update ? Lol

[somber stream]

At least the pay is good

[orchid skiff]

restarting worked tho

[fair bridge]

yeah huge one that's why we're here talking about borderlands 4 and not darktide

[tired steeple]

I guess that makes sense

[azure cobalt]

Speaking of borderlands is anyone else have the same bug in Borderlands 3 where if you play any of the dlc missions it will bring you back to the first mission where you get the map?

[fair bridge]

bl3 was kinda fun after all the dialogue was muted

genuinely had a blast with friends

[tired steeple]

Oh did darktide get a update

[fair bridge]

no.

[azure cobalt]

Because this bug is damn annoying and I don't know how to fix it on ps5

[tired steeple]

Oh okay

People excited for bl4?

[sonic tinsel]

Thy partying too hard off all that money from dlc instead of hiring more devs xD

[fair bridge]

man did you read the chat

[tired steeple]

No

I just got here

[fair bridge]

i'm quarantining the chat

[tired steeple]

At 6 pm. I need to get better at sleeping

[fair bridge]

stay behind the line sir

===========================

[tired steeple]

Aghhh am infected aaaaghhh

Nurgleeee

[fair bridge]

who is nurgleeee

[azure cobalt]

I couldn't even finish the moxi heist mission without leaving the game

[tired steeple]

Speaking of which I saw a band that made an album called “nurgle” and I thought “aw cool music inspired by 40k” then saw the thumbnail was AI

[wary flint]

for havoc deployment demotions where you have 3 attempts, does it only count if you complete a mission thats you current rank or higher? like if im h16 and complete a mission thats lower will it not count?

[stark bobcat]

Attempts only reset when you beat a level equal too or higher

But attempts will be used on all levels

Even lower ones

[wary flint]

makes sense. thanks

[orchid skiff]

holy shit

in bl4 you can have a big cat

i'm interested now

[fair bridge]

pavlov VR nuked their entire steam workshop

amazing

[azure cobalt]

Guessing nobody else had that same bug when playing BL3

[halcyon glen]

Sue

[fair bridge]

cat enjoyer

smh

[halcyon glen]

But now we’ll make it

[nocturne bloom]

bridge

[halcyon glen]

[orchid skiff]

why do you think i bought arbites

i'm team pet

[fair bridge]

yeah i bet you are

[halcyon glen]

I just said HONE

[orchid skiff]

i'm not buying it now that's for sure

[dapper trench]

ok

[orchid skiff]

they crashed at the same cinematic

[fair bridge]

fantastic

[orchid skiff]

lemme check the price

70€

LMAO

[nocturne bloom]

1 meow voice mesg dm and ill gift it

[somber stream]

Ah fook, bf6 has battle royale

[orchid skiff]

gift it first

i'll send you two

[nocturne bloom]

not you

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-i-don't-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-gif-1116642795181823087

[fair bridge]

never pay more than $40 for a video game

[gilded socket]

Its maxine

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta keep the cringe separate somehow

[nocturne bloom]

dice does pretty good br modes

[somber stream]

It's battlefield

There will always be cringe

[jaunty path]

I think I'm learning the relic blade p well

[somber stream]

Bf lab though

[nocturne bloom]

use the push attack for good cleave

[jaunty path]

I really wanna do a Havoc 30 before the week ends

[jaunty path]

I'm using the I mark. I'm pretty sure after the push I do a single stab attack

[nocturne bloom]

Ah

[jaunty path]

I have a blessing that lowers heat when I hit weak spots

[nocturne bloom]

I use the push on the other one for cc and the basic set is good for everything else

[jaunty path]

The other mark looks cool too

Mostly single enemy attacks but I think thats optimal for my build

[weak beacon]

I still haven’t gotten my mobian 53rd outfit yet

[jaunty path]

Rip.

[weak beacon]

Mainly because I’m bad at the game

And my builds suck

[lethal solstice]

If your builds suck then just ask for advice here

[weak beacon]

Fair point

[tired steeple]

try gameslantern

it's where I get all mine

[lethal solstice]

Gameslantern builds are not terribly trustworthy

Especially the high rated stuff

[tired steeple]

it's been really helpful at getting me through the game

[thick fog]

You know whats more helpful to get better at the game? Ask here in the server

[tired steeple]

you know who else

[tired inlet]

the class channels have so much stuff specifically for builds and weapon specs

[tired steeple]

I did learn of "weaving" from psyker channel

and that shit's awesome

[shy sandal]

Except zealot, don't go on zealot channel

[lethal solstice]

Zealot chat is fine

It’s just like general 2 because zealot has had nothing new since relic blade

[tired steeple]

neither has veteran

[lethal solstice]

And we figured that out before it launched

[tired inlet]

well...conceded

[elder merlin]

And they never will get anything new again

[shy sandal]

Veteran mains are insane, i would know

[tired inlet]

how does one improve perfection

[thick coyote]

You don't

[tired inlet]

you get a heavy chainsword, a thunder hammer, and a Rashad. Plenty of skills to immediately get all your toughness back. It's good man

[thick coyote]

As you can see by my name

[ocean widget]

zealot chat is general 2 cus general doesnt have embed perms

[thick coyote]

I know a lot about perfection

(no I don't)

[shy sandal]

Perfectionists are just very evolved procrastinators

They fear making something imperfect, so they never finish anything

[lethal solstice]

General also sucks

This is the worst channel

Hands down

[hasty sky]

Yeah genchat is terrible

[lethal solstice]

Besides maybe driptide

[thick fog]

It is rule breaking of zealot chat going off topic for talking about zealot

[shy sandal]

I like here, some folks have nice conversations about stuff

And some others get freaky, but we don't talk about those

[lethal solstice]

And are also too freaky for embeds

[tired inlet]

#general-chat oftentimes actually discusses darktide

[somber stream]

No way

[tired inlet]

y'all fucked that up 'yrselves

[lethal solstice]

This channel had embeds for like 2 weeks and then lost them

[tired inlet]

had enough rope to hang yourself and couldn't resist tying the knots

[elder merlin]

Lol how?

[lethal solstice]

Regularly freaky
Lowest information accuracy for the actual game

[tired steeple]

if some of you hate this channel why do you talk here

[lethal solstice]

No materials in pins

[tired steeple]

that sounds mean but like

[hasty sky]

Almost always full of terrible posters and their posts in general

Hornypost spam

[tired steeple]

wouldn't you be doing better in the other channels

[thick coyote]

True

Worst sin of gen chat

[hasty sky]

And worst of all it's almost entirely offtopic yeah

[tired inlet]

mm... meta

[somber stream]

That's it folks, no more off topic chat in general

Serious Darktide discussions only

[tired steeple]

yeah. Imagine going off-topic in the general chat

unbelievable

[shy sandal]

Veteran sucks, but i love them

They're like the underdog of the classes

[tired inlet]

Good job fighting that horde; Isee you are going to rescue your compatriots. We have released a plague ogryn to help you with this.

I see you are running from the plague ogryn and progressed past an invisible line on the way to rescue your friends. We have released a chaos spawn because of this.

[tired steeple]

I don't think veteran sucks

just that it's

weaker

[thick coyote]

Actual funny statement
All classes are broken as shit but there's one that is slightly less broken

[tired steeple]

definitely needs some adjustments

[thick coyote]

While also being extremely broken as shit

😭

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1180524307739328655/1383584409894260816/togif-24.gif

[fierce cave]

IVE ESCAPED

Form the segs monster

[stark bobcat]

Escaped DN?

[shy sandal]

Vet is like "Fuck it, i'm just a named guardsmen, not an Ogre, Space Wizard or Joan of Arc"

[drowsy lynx]

She said into the chat filled with sex monsters

[orchid skiff]

you need to put your foot down and tell her premarital sex will no longer be allowed in this house blessed by god

[fierce cave]

We're getting married officially in a few days

[orchid skiff]

she can wait

[tired inlet]

you do that by running a havoc 35 together or something

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

Then proceeds to have Psword (best generalist melee in the game)
Plasma
Helbore (infinite ammo one shot crushers)
Free weakspot damage
Golden Toughness
Best gun buffs in the game
Grenade spam

[thick coyote]

😭

And more

[tired steeple]

I LOVE PSWORD

[thick coyote]

[tired steeple]

PSWORD REPRESENT

[thick coyote]

Darktide is so borked

[tired steeple]

favourite melee in the game idc if it's repetitive

[lethal solstice]

Oh I forgot to mention the annoying role play that hasn’t changed at all in like 2 years

[shy sandal]

They got that shonen protagonist arsenal

[tired inlet]

that's kind of your own fault

[tired steeple]

yeah so I ask again why you're here

[hasty sky]

roleplay?

[tired steeple]

you'd be happier in another channel

[tired inlet]

why do you think I posted that cat?

"Nothin' personal, heretic"

[it was actually extremely personal]

[shy sandal]

I've been having fun running laspistol and combat knife

[tired steeple]

is the laspistol actually good

[tired inlet]

boltgun + hatchet

[tired steeple]

I always thought it was there just to exist

I use plasma gun and psword

[orchid skiff]

flips my hair

[shy sandal]

The orange one is decent, the green one is meh

[tired steeple]

I see I see

I did hear you can make some good crit builds with it

[lethal solstice]

Yes

The basic green one is quite good

[tired steeple]

the lasgun is pretty disappointing lol

[tired inlet]

my gungryn likes to make fun of vets who only bring a side-arm to a fight as wimps without real weapons

[tired steeple]

I was hoping it'd be a good precision weapon but it's kinda weak

guess the recon fills the job better

[lethal solstice]

+15% innate crit, good enough attack speed for Infernus, weirdly good Unyielding damage

[tired steeple]

I see

[orchid skiff]

lasgun recoil

🤨

[tired steeple]

YEAH WHY DOES A LASGUN HAVE RECOIL

[lethal solstice]

I regularly run it on zealot as an anti unyielding sidearm

[shy sandal]

I'm speaking mostly from experience, i haven't optimized anything yet.

Any recommendations for green one perks?

[lethal solstice]

Because they tested them without recoil during development and they felt like shit to shoot

[shy sandal]

To sell the illusion of impact

[tired steeple]

I guess. The recon las has almost none though

isn't this what hit markers are supposed to make up for anyway

[tired inlet]

it's like when the electric/hybrid race cars were social problems because the engines run so quietly so they had to engineer sound amplification so they could be artificially loud because people into race cars like loud engines.

[shy sandal]

Man, remember when lasgun was meta on vet? 👴

[lethal solstice]

Idk what it runs on vet but dum dum/raking fire + Infernus and unyielding + Crit chance boost is great for zealot

[tired steeple]

how long ago was that

[shy sandal]

Release date

[tired steeple]

oh my lord

speaking of release dates

[tired inlet]

because it was all everyone had?

[tired steeple]

helldivers 2 liberty day coming up soon

free stuff

[tired inlet]

70% of players were vets or someshit

[tired steeple]

anyway just wanted to mention that

is zealot the most played now

[lethal solstice]

Vet still has the highest player count

[stable fox]

What kind

[tired steeple]

oh okay

[shy sandal]

It's because the shooter stance ability was the only one available

[tired steeple]

probably new armour, cape, and a gun

[lethal solstice]

Vet will always have the most players

[tired steeple]

it's not much but it's always something cool and unique

[tired inlet]

well yeah, but I spec'd for auto-reload

[tired steeple]

yeah everyone plays vet cause it's the cod guy

[lethal solstice]

It’s the generic class that markets towards the target audience

[tired steeple]

most people like the regular guy class

[shy sandal]

Lore accurate numbers of cadians in game

[tired steeple]

the most played character in bg3 is human paladin

[stable fox]

Hopefully another hotfix included because we need more people online

[weak beacon]

I play vet because I love guardsmen

[tired steeple]

yeah

[lethal solstice]

Cleric but yeah

[thick coyote]

Mk2 is