general-chat

[ripe tangle]

wait, are we calling people the N-word now?

[little marten]

If they start asking me about cars though I’m screwed

[somber stream]

Same lol

Never got that interested in cars and such

[little marten]

They have wheels and go fast

[blissful kiln]

Nerds?

[little marten]

Normally at 3am on the main road next to my house 😞

[somber stream]

And they can be smelly sometimes, depends on the owner

[ocean widget]

as a brit they dont send the swat yet
they send the BBCs private army

[little marten]

That’s why we got a ring doorbell because my partner is terrified of shutting the door on an old man in a fleece

I welcome the license inspectors arrival

[somber stream]

Loisoince

[ripe tangle]

no you see, if you want the license inspector to go away, just get someone to leave the WC naked.

it’ll make him go away

or better yet, just sit in the living room that way

[little marten]

“Morning.”

“Morning.”

“Can you confirm you are Nurgle gamer and live here.”

“Who is asking?”

“Tv licensing.”

“No thanks don’t watch it.”

shut door

Exhilarating no?

[ripe tangle]

I’ll make him uncomfortable and leave

[ripe tangle]

That’s actuallu a lot easier tbh

[little marten]

They don’t have our information so as long as they don’t have our names they can never really escalate

[somber stream]

Who even watch cable TV these day anyway

[little marten]

I watch bbc sometimes

[somber stream]

........

[ripe tangle]

gross

[somber stream]

What she said

[little marten]

Maybe like 1 show a year

[ashen prairie]

ah you pay tax on it too?

[little marten]

Who is asking?

[somber stream]

Is quite alright, Dean isn't glowie from UK

I've heard the accent

[little marten]

Could be deep undercover

[somber stream]

Wait you were there too i forgot

[little marten]

You’ve no idea the resources the bbc would waste to find a pensioner £70 for being unlicensed

[ripe tangle]

the stereotype is that Brits need a liscense to breathe, the French are constantly protesting so nothing’s open, and Germany is so bureaucratic that you need request forms to ask for basically anything and have to wait like a year for it.

[somber stream]

Is true, try getting a gun

[cold quiver]

Update blog today or tmrw

[somber stream]

1 year if things went butter smooth

[cold quiver]

Mister E has completed good recon

[somber stream]

Jk Julia is online so today myb

[ashen prairie]

i could be bri'ish

[somber stream]

Yeah now that i'm looking at you

[little marten]

🙈

[somber stream]

Captain price pfp innit

[ashen prairie]

he's my wet dream

[heavy dune]

Dont forget we cant get any doctors appointments or dentists or find any cheap place to rent let alone buy

[ashen prairie]

french or german?

[somber stream]

sounds German

[ripe tangle]

☕ 🍺 🎩 👑 ⚓ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[little marten]

Very uncouth to drop your T’s

[heavy dune]

British

My friend in France says he gets seen to almost immediately

he just rings up and they scoop him up like that

[ashen prairie]

Depends in which region

[heavy dune]

I cant remember which place he lives in, bottom rightish area though, geography is terribad

[ripe tangle]

🍷 🥖 🚬 🥐 🪗

[heavy dune]

He moved there after he met his girlfriend on FF14 and got married to her in france, its like the dream nerd story

[somber stream]

FF14

[little marten]

That’s cute

[ashen prairie]

[ripe tangle]

Occitan?

[somber stream]

Oh Final Fantasy

I thought he meant Fifa

[ashen prairie]

don't shame i met mine on rd2

[somber stream]

Not shaming, it's about the game

[heavy dune]

Fifas well past 14 haha

[little marten]

Red dead redemption?

[ashen prairie]

Yup

[little marten]

Cool af

[ripe tangle]

Rhone-Alpes?

[somber stream]

I wouldn't know 💀

[heavy dune]

they go year on year and release the same game, so just assume they're on 24-25

[heavy dune]

That actually sounds about right

I'll ask him today

[ripe tangle]

Oky

[little marten]

Sister you should become a geo guesser world champion

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

I played Geoguesswr before, in this chat before

[heavy dune]

What would be the warhammer Latin conversion of Geo Guesser

[somber stream]

Yeah she's really good 🤓

[ripe tangle]

the only person who did better than me was Loosh

[little marten]

The threads of fate seem to be falling in place

[ripe tangle]

who isn’t even here anymore

[somber stream]

He's doing good

Football player now

[ripe tangle]

That’s good

[ashen prairie]

born and raised in GRENOBLE

[little marten]

Well done loosh 🙏

[stable fox]

Good for them

[ripe tangle]

happy for him

[stable fox]

As long as no one pestering them

[somber stream]

We talked a bit earlier today about the 'incident'

[ashen prairie]

oh drama happened

[heavy dune]

I'd wig out as a football player. Knowing my life path is like a decade at most before my sell-by-date and Im no longer the right age and I gotta just make sure I made enough money in those 10 years for the rest of my life

[nocturne flicker]

eh?

[ashen prairie]

licht said incident

[little marten]

There was an ‘incident’

[somber stream]

Yes an 'incident'

Let's leave it at that

[little marten]

I don’t know what it was it just sounds cool to say

[stable fox]

[ashen prairie]

Yes father

[ripe tangle]

Did I ever tell you, when I was a teenager I played Soccer for a little while as part of a Youth Activties thingy at the Community Center; anyway we had a Coach named Mr. Wilson, he was from Scotland.

He insisted we call Soccer ‘Football’ and if we called it Soccer he’d make us run laps lmao.

[nocturne flicker]

nothing to do with a certain follower of my sworn enemy, i hope. let's leave it that if such

[ashen prairie]

soccer is soccer mate

[ocean widget]

Based

[little marten]

Based mr Wilson

[sullen mango]

I can dm it

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[little marten]

No thanks 🙏

[ashen prairie]

I was learned at school is that football is for american football and soccer is with the round ball

[heavy dune]

Moved to scotland since June, people are so much nicer here than England

[ocean widget]

Wait was it the dude being shot or was it something else

[ocean widget]

That's because we dont like you over here

[ashen prairie]

i know right

[nocturne flicker]

bro does NOT live in glasgow

[somber stream]

Ffs yes

[ashen prairie]

Scotland and Wales are the best parts of UK

[ocean widget]

Ah
Sick

[little marten]

Ohhhh.. that thing

[somber stream]

Hush

[heavy dune]

Huntly! Its way further north

[ripe tangle]

Mr. Wilson iirc was from Edinburough, he lived in the US because he married an American woman.

[wise depot]

I may had 10 shots of vodka

[ripe tangle]

They used to spend summers in Scotland and the rest of the year in the States.

[wise depot]

Can’t remember shit no more

[ashen prairie]

go sleep

[ocean widget]

Edinburgh

[wise depot]

no

I’m playing ready or not

[little marten]

Scotland is a pretty awesome place it’s the only part of the isles I’ve not visited yet I can’t wait

[heavy dune]

They hated the heat then smart

[ashen prairie]

you'll blow up everything

[somber stream]

No you

[wise depot]

I already took 1 tablet of Zofran (Ondanestron)

[somber stream]

Didn't you had night shift or something

[ripe tangle]

right, sorry.

[ashen prairie]

May i suggest Skye island ?

[ashen prairie]

came back from work

[nocturne flicker]

scotland's a funny place. there's three areas: edinburgh (english city in scotland) every other scottish city (glasgow and friends) and then rural scotland (IRL skyrim)

[wise depot]

me? I don’t work till tomorrow

[little marten]

Noted and added to the itinerary

[blissful kiln]

Edinbruh

[somber stream]

Aight

[ashen prairie]

If you don't want to book an hotel, my grandma does have a spare bedroom

[ripe tangle]

THATS HOW HE SAID IT TOO OMG

like Edin-bruh

I can’t fucking type how he said it

[ocean widget]

Because thats sort of how you pronounce it when explaining how to pronounce it to an american

[blissful kiln]

that's how you're supposed to say it

[little marten]

That’s very lovely but since I don’t know when we will ever get round to visiting I could not impose - do you visit her much? Sounds awesome

[heavy dune]

Yeah, theres so much different up here. We have a cinema in my village thats a community one that shows like new movies up to date, but its hosted in some big house thing. Rather than a megaplex.

And shop names I thought had closed down eons ago. Like Costcutters

[ashen prairie]

Haven't since covid breakout

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[ashen prairie]

I'd love to go there again

[ocean widget]

I dont think your neighbour counts as a cinema

[ashen prairie]

but no money

I'd love to go back to Bristol too

[ripe tangle]

I remember he also had an Irn-Bru sticker on his car too

[ashen prairie]

and canterbury

[ripe tangle]

for the longest time I didn’t realize that was soda

[ashen prairie]

The sadest part of france is that there ISNT IRNBRU

[stable fox]

Maybe you should rename yourself to Slaanesh instead

[little marten]

Both cool places

[nocturne flicker]

nah i'm good gang. god was kind enough to kick me out of heaven and put me in a former english colony instead of the uk itself

[ocean widget]

[ashen prairie]

I lived in Leeds before covid breakout

[somber stream]

Straylia?

[heavy dune]

https://www.grampianonline.co.uk/news/town-s-dream-caf-and-cinema-project-better-than-we-imagi-379727/

Everywhere here kinda looks like 200 years old because it is, but thats the cinema

[nocturne flicker]

yuh

[little marten]

My condolences

[ripe tangle]

We don’t have it in the States :c

[somber stream]

Bruh

[ashen prairie]

I liked the castle a lot !

i was so confused about pounds and pennies

[little marten]

Actually the north is a great place, I wish I had been born up there and not down south

[ocean widget]

You guys cause me pain

[stable fox]

Good

[nocturne flicker]

thanks 🥰

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

I've only been to Nottingham

[ashen prairie]

Robin the hood

robin hood ?

[little marten]

Affordable housing, accepting community, no fucking bankers

[ripe tangle]

I’ve only been to London

[stable fox]

L*ndon

[ashen prairie]

i was an exchange student in Oxford for a month

It was...

[somber stream]

Wasn't that much different from Germany

[ashen prairie]

Posh

[somber stream]

lol

[ocean widget]

Oxford is posh
Wow

[heavy dune]

I got no idea why people still want to be around London.

[ocean widget]

Tourism

That's why

[little marten]

Red buses

[ashen prairie]

they all spoke a very prim and proper english

[ocean widget]

London is a fucking shithole

[ripe tangle]

did you know London, at least Greater London isn’t technically officially a City, the official City of London is actually just like, a few blocks in a single borough.

[stable fox]

Autograph from the most beloved stabbers in UK

[somber stream]

Like most Europe capital city these day

[stable fox]

Free real estate

[nocturne flicker]

in australia private schools get more government funding than public schools do bc corrupt rich politicians like to funnel money into their children's schools

[ashen prairie]

I did went in Whitechapel with some friends there and i was asked why i answered "jack the ripper" and i was considered a freak

[nocturne flicker]

private schools here are posh as shit...

[heavy dune]

I used to visit my sister down in London, and the air was always so humid and thick that just being outside for 10-15 minutes made you want to take another shower

[stable fox]

The only Jack i know is from metal gear rising

[ripe tangle]

I was also in Whitechapel lol

[stable fox]

Because raiden had this nickname

[ashen prairie]

AND THE SHERLOCK HOLMES MUSEUM

[ripe tangle]

all I noted was how much more grafitti there as on everything

I also went to Hyde Park, was nice.

[ashen prairie]

Oh hyde park is lovely

[nocturne flicker]

he was also in mgs 2

[stable fox]

Da

Captain obvious

[little marten]

I met my partner after work the other week and had to get some clothing for a wedding so we decided to go to Oxford street 💀.. I’m gifted with natural directions everywhere in the world except this fucking rathole street and I ended up in Leicester square and by god watching the tourists climb over each other to get into m&m world I SEETHE

[nocturne flicker]

ppl who've only seen the memes wouldn't know this 😉

[little marten]

Had to stop and eat a whole packet of mentos angrily

[ashen prairie]

[nocturne flicker]

i have an addiction to mint confectionary

[inner dove]

hey alll

[ashen prairie]

hi

[inner dove]

sup

[little marten]

Imperial? Polo? Mentos? Tiktak? Smint?

[ashen prairie]

welcome i must say

[somber stream]

The sky

[nocturne flicker]

all of dem

[inner dove]

thnks

is it

[nocturne flicker]

we have a local variety called minties too pretty good

[little marten]

Peppermint tea?

[ripe tangle]

also, apparently England only classifies cities as official cities if the Monarch declares it so and there’s a Cathedral there, or something; which is why London as we know it isn’t a “City” but the official City that is London this extremely small very touristy area in the center of the City on the northern end of the Thames.

[heavy dune]

ive not thought about smints in decades, do they still make them?

[nocturne flicker]

yes 🤤

[little marten]

Sadly yes

[ripe tangle]

I learned this while touring London

[ashen prairie]

the huge london we know is london, westminster, whitechapel and

[ripe tangle]

and I think the locals don’t actually give a fuck about something so trivial lmao

[ashen prairie]

another think i forgot the name

[little marten]

City of London?

There’s a Roman bathhouse museum somewhere around there; but it alludes us every time we try to find it

[nocturne flicker]

london locals? you mean the mean uncool equivalent of ogryns?

[lilac crag]

City of Dreams........... like cyberpunk

[little marten]

Shadow of Mordor more likely

[ashen prairie]

in bath ?

[ripe tangle]

broken dreams

[ashen prairie]

I did the bath museum

[ripe tangle]

hehehehe

[lilac crag]

hehe

[little marten]

Not in bath no, but you been to bath? I hear it’s beautiful

[ashen prairie]

It is !

[somber stream]

Might visit Engloin or France next year

[ashen prairie]

Still got some pictures

[ocean widget]

[nocturne flicker]

if i ever get lots of money, i'll build me and my boyfriend a roman bathhouse instead of giving the excess to charity

[ashen prairie]

I ate a lot of fudge there

[ripe tangle]

my impression of Londoners is that they’re all always so busy

[little marten]

Do it but invite us over for a dip too

[ripe tangle]

so busy they don’t pay attention to anything or anyone but themselves lol

[deft fulcrum]

Hey, is there a compendium of "optimal" movesets for each weapon in each class?

[nocturne flicker]

ofc ofc

[ripe tangle]

NYC is like that too though tbh

[deft fulcrum]

Similar to what Royale w/Cheese did for VT2?

[little marten]

That’s mainly just the rude entitled people

[ocean widget]

No

[rocky radish]

I lived in London for a year. Had loads of friends, but none of them were English. It’s so difficult to socialize with the locals

[somber stream]

What? minding your own business? It's called being smart with how easily you can get a lawsuit these day

Though if it's helping those in distress, that's another matter

[ripe tangle]

ngl people were able to peg me for American instantly

without me needing to say anything

[lilac crag]

...to what now

[ocean widget]

To notice

[ripe tangle]

probably the way I dress

[somber stream]

You do give the vibe, yeah

[ocean widget]

Not to fuck her in the arse alexander

[little marten]

I don’t start conversations with strangers on the commute but I’ve been known to help with directions when stopped by tourists outside a train station that they could very easily step 5m inside and ask someone who would definitely know

[blissful kiln]

lamia is asleep

[somber stream]

American give a certain vibe

[lilac crag]

I'm not native, the meaning escapes me, apolocheese

[ocean widget]

We can just tell

[ripe tangle]

is it a bad vibe?

[ocean widget]

Yes

[somber stream]

Not entirely

[ripe tangle]

well I’m sorry

[ashen prairie]

Fuck there's a storm

[little marten]

Americans are just loud they’re very easy to spot

[somber stream]

Get shoved Dense

[ripe tangle]

I don’t talk though…

[nocturne flicker]

if i ever give a vibe to the locals when i visit their country, i hope it's that i'm better than them

[ripe tangle]

or do I?

[somber stream]

lol

[lilac crag]

could be worse. could be British, could be French, Hungarian...

[ashen prairie]

NUH UH

EXCUSE ME

[nocturne flicker]

Estonian 💀

[rocky radish]

There’s a ton of Americans in the area of Tokyo i’ve lived for the last 12 years, but somehow i’ve never been mistaken for American

[ashen prairie]

We are a great country who created USA

[ocean widget]

British people giving off a british vibe in britain is good

[somber stream]

We're talking American in Europe

[little marten]

That’s a shame I actually love listening in on American conversations, you guys are so extroverted even as introverts compared to us

[somber stream]

Quite easy to spot most of the time

[lilac crag]

it's like an ecosystem, the moment you guys get outta there you stick out like a very, very sore thumb

[ashen prairie]

They're crying because we don't put ice in water

Or wine

[blissful kiln]

and that's why everyone hates the fr*nch

💀

[ocean widget]

Is it the fact we yell wheyyyy when someone drops something

[blissful kiln]

jk

[ashen prairie]

And were sorry. If only we knew...

[ripe tangle]

who the fuck puts ice in wine!?!?!

the fuck?

[somber stream]

Wait who the fuck put ice in wine

[ashen prairie]

Americans

[lilac crag]

that's one habit. where does that even come from?

[somber stream]

No?

[rocky radish]

I like tangents

[ocean widget]

Pubs

[somber stream]

Do they?

[ashen prairie]

Yes

[nocturne flicker]

che? why would anyone put ice in wine? what kinda white people sh*t is that

[little marten]

You can put ice in some white wines tbf

[ashen prairie]

Seen it with my own eyes

[ocean widget]

Drop a glass in a pub
Everyone goes wheyyyyy cus youre an idiot

[ripe tangle]

I’ve lived here my whole life and never met anyone who does rhat.

[ashen prairie]

NO

[ripe tangle]

EVER

[somber stream]

Yeah same

Never heard of iced Wine

[lilac crag]

the French? scared of iced wine?

[somber stream]

Nurgle what hte fuck

[ripe tangle]

I work in a fucking bar, we don’t put ice in wine

[nocturne flicker]

ice in water? it gets hot sometimes. wine is the drink of kings, you do not sully it

[ashen prairie]

[nocturne flicker]

proud of you 🫶

[lilac crag]

You're the best, dean

[blissful kiln]

wine is flavored piss

[little marten]

This wasn’t done in public actually and it was done by alcoholics so actually I’m going to back out of this one

[ashen prairie]

Same when I worked at McDonald's I was once asked for a puppy cup by American tourists

[ripe tangle]

you don’t put ice in wine for the same reason you don’t put it in beer; there’s subtle and distinct flavor profiles in both that ice would ruin.

[slate skiff]

so i decided to update my AMD driver from 2023 to the latest version so that i get bl4 support, but now darktide is completely unplayable, how is this still not fixed @quasi umbra

[ashen prairie]

We don't do that in France

[nocturne flicker]

no it's spicy grape juice

[ocean widget]

Alcoholics dilute their alcohol to get more alcohol

[somber stream]

They put ice in beer in Asia...

[nocturne flicker]

a what?

[ocean widget]

Because fuck you thats why

[ashen prairie]

Ice cream or whipped cream in a cup for dogs

[ocean widget]

A cup you give to dogs

[ripe tangle]

Wine and Beer you put in cold temp and serve in chilled glass

[nocturne flicker]

awww. that's kinda cute.

[ripe tangle]

you NEVER put ice in either

[little marten]

You give dogs ice cream?

[somber stream]

Yes it's safe to

Unless choco

No choco

[ashen prairie]

It is but for sanitary reasons it isn't allowed in France

[little marten]

I’ve learned something new thank you Darktide general 🙏

I’ve learned about 60 new things this morning tbf

[somber stream]

You can also give them beer

[ashen prairie]

Safe and make the fur looks good

[ocean widget]

Stop giving dogs beer

[blissful kiln]

animals shouldn't be allowed in food places period

[ocean widget]

Give it to me

[nocturne flicker]

fair enough. i work in a hospital i get it 😂

[ashen prairie]

Same if you wash your hair once in a week with beer, your hair will look gorgeous!

[ripe tangle]

What if it’s a service animal?

[blissful kiln]

except cats, cats are cute

[somber stream]

Wot

[nocturne flicker]

or hospitals. not that my now ex-manager cared

[little marten]

Many moons ago I visited my dad when he got a puppy and the thing got into the bins and drank like 3 shots worth of vodka, it was hiccuping trying to break into my room at the time lol

[blissful kiln]

sure, as an exception

[ashen prairie]

Because of the ferments and yeast

[ripe tangle]

can you give beer to a Chicken?

[somber stream]

Interestiiinggg

[ashen prairie]

You should try

But you'll stink a bit for a day

So I recommend to do on Sunday

[somber stream]

People give beer to cows in Japan for Wyagu meat, so maybe?

[ashen prairie]

Also, choose a lager

Blond beer only

[nocturne flicker]

why do we even ban underage drinking? wtf are my children gonna drink if not wine? 😤

[somber stream]

I see i seeee

Though my long hair day is over

Good to know though

[nocturne flicker]

beer is for barbarians.

[ripe tangle]

I like beer….

[ocean widget]

That explains your fury

[ripe tangle]

I like the carbonation.

[nocturne flicker]

you're our barbarian dw

[little marten]

Love sitting with my shirt off a nice cold pint of Stella in my hand watching the footy while my Mrs shuts the fuck up and gets on with the housework

[ashen prairie]

Stella Artois ?

[ocean widget]

I love how you think they drink it cold

[blissful kiln]

Kvas > beer, juice > wine

[ripe tangle]

Stella Artois is nice

[blissful kiln]

don't do alcohol kids

[little marten]

Stellaaa

[ashen prairie]

It's made where I live

[nocturne flicker]

funny baltic bread drink

[little marten]

Yeah I’ve caught myself out before I even started there

[ashen prairie]

Smash

[ocean widget]

Yeah
Dickheads drink it

[ocean widget]

Why do you live near the dickhead factory

[ashen prairie]

I'm one

[ocean widget]

Ah

Checks out

[little marten]

I’ve not played enough slot machines to enjoy the taste of Stella yet

[ashen prairie]

Coincidence? I think not

[ripe tangle]

I wish you guys could come here, we can visit breweries c:

It’s fun

[somber stream]

Nah i'm pestering you at work

[ripe tangle]

I’ll make you a Radler even if it’s not on the menu here.

[blissful kiln]

Kefir and Kvas are the drinks of the Gods

[ashen prairie]

The Goudale in Belgium does that

[little marten]

Is radler beer and lemonade

[somber stream]

Ooo special treatment, nice

[nocturne flicker]

kefir's kinda like airag yeah?

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[nocturne flicker]

or am i confusing kefir and kumis

[blissful kiln]

probably, yeah

[little marten]

Nice we call it a shandy here or a lemontop

[stable fox]

Never liked kefir

[little marten]

Just incase you ever want to flirt with some new vernacular

[somber stream]

[stable fox]

Look we were forced to drink it in kindergarten

[nocturne flicker]

i like wine the most. but not the cheap shit 40-year-old divorced women drink

[nocturne flicker]

this is what separates wine from barbarian swill

[blissful kiln]

I was forced to eat raw onion bulbs in kindergarten

[little marten]

And look at you now

[ripe tangle]

was this a punishment?

[ocean widget]

[blissful kiln]

no, it was to "improve our immune system" or something

xdd

[somber stream]

Nice

[nocturne flicker]

i'll eat a bowl of garlic and olive oil. i'll do AoE damage with my breath

[ocean widget]

Did it work at least?

[blissful kiln]

i dunno

[somber stream]

He's still alive

[sonic sonnet]

definitely not

[nocturne flicker]

garlic works better

[somber stream]

Works

[ocean widget]

Did you ever go to any pox parties too, if ya did youre fucked

[sonic sonnet]

one mission off from getting Auric Exemplar

[blissful kiln]

we also wore necklaces made out of kinder surprise thingies
put holes in them and stuff them with garlic

[sonic sonnet]

I'm worried

[ripe tangle]

I think I’d equate forcing children to eat raw onion to strengthen the immune system to be the same as hitting them to make them more tolerant to pain.

[blissful kiln]

also to improve our health, allegedly

[ocean widget]

Oh your parents were nutters

[blissful kiln]

or maybe ward off vampires

[blissful kiln]

not parents

[ocean widget]

Did they also put half a potato in the corner of a room

[blissful kiln]

kindergarten

[ocean widget]

Oh
Your teachers were nutters

[somber stream]

Are you slav?

[blissful kiln]

yeah

[sonic sonnet]

why does your Kindergarten do stuff that sounds like it's straight out of 40K

[somber stream]

Explains lmao

Which kind?

[ocean widget]

Because it's done by nutters

[sonic sonnet]

okay, that explains everything

[nocturne flicker]

my dad's wife thinks vaccination is a form of fascism. yeah i don't talk to that side of my family

[ripe tangle]

is it true Russian Grandmas pickle EVERYTHING

even tomatoes

[blissful kiln]

they probably give american kids guns for protection

or something

[ocean widget]

Jesus christ

[nocturne flicker]

yes

and it's good

[blissful kiln]

nah, it was super nice

tasty food, good teachers, dumbass kids that i stole lego from

good times

[keen moon]

fellas is summer break over

[sonic sonnet]

"the Greens (the eco-protectionist party of Germany) want to take all our cars away" is a belief held by everyone in my family above the age of 30

[somber stream]

Summer break? What's that

[little marten]

I don’t think onions have an impact on the immune system

[somber stream]

Not sure about onion

[heavy dune]

Tbh I find it hard to hate any eco party even stop oil.

What is it going to take, already plastic in our bodies and brains, already making some places on earth unlivable. Do we literally have to be hurtling into the sun for people to give a damn

[somber stream]

But Garlic definitely does

[nocturne flicker]

i had this one thing happen to me in kindergarten that i've never gotten over. a girl accused me of pushing her down the slide. i wasn't even on the playground at the time mind you. she got two cookies, every other kid got one. i got no cookies. this is an injustice that makes me angry to this day. if you were that girl, fuck you and i hope you choke on your food and die

[little marten]

Love garlic

[ocean widget]

Over heres its been over for a decent while

[ripe tangle]

There is a Russian thing I want to try out of curiosity, it’s like Herring covered in boiled eggs covered in onions and beets and mayonnaise and apples.

[blissful kiln]

I mean, we do have mandatory vaccination for kids

[ocean widget]

Imo I would've mugged her for a cookie

[sonic sonnet]

I think it's funny how some people seem to not want to save earth, simply out of spite of having to be the ones to do so

[ripe tangle]

Harsh

[little marten]

I didn’t get the jab 😈

[somber stream]

I advocate for this

[nocturne flicker]

true. if i was more like my current self instead of a toddler coward, i would've been what she lied me into

[sonic sonnet]

I vote we all go find that girl and beat her up

[nocturne flicker]

thanks homie

[heavy dune]

actually true, its child / toddler thinking. Its sort of what the right falls into constantly. "You think I'm such a black sheep? Well I'll be the black sheep x1000 then Myeehhhh!"

[sonic sonnet]

yeah

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i deserved a cookie too. there was no evidence and i had a perfect alibi

[ocean widget]

Wait are you a dude or a woman

[nocturne flicker]

i'm a man, yeah

[somber stream]

Think he's a dood

[ripe tangle]

I heard Russian teachers are really mean

[ocean widget]

Ah, that'd explain why then

[little marten]

Dudddeeeee

[sonic sonnet]

if you're a dude in school, you get a 50% believability debuff for when people accuse you of doing something bad

[somber stream]

Slavs are strict in general

They aren't afraid to use the whip

No law will go against them

[ocean widget]

Dog you would not believe how many people apply sexism to children and toddlers

[somber stream]

Long as it's not fatal

[ripe tangle]

I don’t believe in hitting kids…

[nocturne flicker]

one time is too many.

[sonic sonnet]

anyone who does is stupid

[ripe tangle]

but I know it’s common in lots of places

[nocturne flicker]

i hope that girl went home to an abusive household

[ocean widget]

Good thing it happens a lot more than once

[somber stream]

I do believe in enforcing justice

[sonic sonnet]

😭

[nocturne flicker]

i hate liars

[sonic sonnet]

valid call Dawg

[ripe tangle]

Jeez…

[rocky radish]

I’m a teacher. I’ve had parents tell me i should hit their kids. Of course I don’t

[somber stream]

If you're a dick, even if you're little, gotta take responsible for your actions

[ocean widget]

Those parents are morons

[sonic sonnet]

I wanna become a teacher

and believe me

[somber stream]

"A little cunt" is the proper term i believe

[dire nymph]

Damn Havoc is so easy with Ogryn compared to Psyker

[sonic sonnet]

if there's a little kid that keeps being a cunt

[ripe tangle]

fr people have no problems with a grown ass adult hitting their kid!?!

wtf

[nocturne flicker]

don't spank em. just punt em like a football

[sonic sonnet]

that mf is getting the Ogryn vs Poxwalker treatment

[somber stream]

I don't hit kids

[sonic sonnet]

I break them

[somber stream]

I make them do things

[little marten]

Homework should be illegal too tbh

[ripe tangle]

Throw them out window

or down stairs

[nocturne flicker]

i do. but that one girl earned my wrath

[sonic sonnet]

haven't done any homework in like 6 years and have gotten through school absolutely fine

[ripe tangle]

no but what CJ said

[nocturne flicker]

my dad did that once. his wife hit me and i "looked at her in a bad way" after she did it. haha

[ripe tangle]

why is anyone okay with this?

[nocturne flicker]

fuck whoever invented homework

[little marten]

Schools shouldn’t be teaching kids to work at home, it corrupts the work/life balance before they even hit the working world

[somber stream]

Stick and carrot, way of olds

[sonic sonnet]

violence = getting your way (if you're stupid)

[somber stream]

Work to a certain extend, mind

[blissful kiln]

kids are arrogant fuckers and teachers have no rights generally

[sonic sonnet]

this take seems rather woke

[nocturne flicker]

brute force no work? then you not use enough of it 😤

[ocean widget]

Yeah except schools are designed for kids to work in factories during the industrial revolution

[sonic sonnet]

I wanted to send the Doakes GIF

[little marten]

These palms will remain smooth

[sonic sonnet]

but I remembered I can't send Doakes

now the joke won't work

[ripe tangle]

maybe I should stop talking

I just uhhhh

[nocturne flicker]

EXACTLY!!!! FUCKING EXACTLY! we haven't had a major schooling overhaul since prior to my home country's INDEPENDENCE

[somber stream]

Hit the bed

[ripe tangle]

I’ll hit you Licht

[somber stream]

I have mixed feeling about that

[sonic sonnet]

even worse, our modern school system is designed by a prussian militarist, in which system you're supposed to work for the state, serve in the military, be subservient and then go on to work yourself to the bone on the fields or a factory

[ocean widget]

God I am so glad lamia isnt alive rn

[nocturne flicker]

australia became its own nation in 1901, and the last time the schooling system had a major overhaul was in the industrial revolution (mid-1800s)

[stable fox]

YES.

KILL!

[sonic sonnet]

no wonder everyone just hates school and gets trauma from it

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

anyone who wants it, line up, I’ll hit you with this board I found.

[sonic sonnet]

where will you hit us

[nocturne flicker]

this is a problem because the current system makes learning into a chore. children should be EXCITED to learn, not inconvenienced by it

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-gif-18261896

[ripe tangle]

That’s a surprise!

[sonic sonnet]

ok, I'll line up

I love surprises

[nocturne flicker]

don't mind my face it'll get a lil bit red

[somber stream]

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fast

[ocean widget]

And here i thought we lost the horny when lamia and rewdy arent here

[ripe tangle]

[nocturne flicker]

it's just a warning >////<

[sonic sonnet]

of course the Khorne dude's a masochist

[ripe tangle]

since when is me hitting people with an object classified as Horny?

[blissful kiln]

our math teacher was great

[ocean widget]

If it isnt that one gmod 2 by 4 that instakills and flings the body 0/10

[ocean widget]

@ripe tangle

[somber stream]

I shouldn't comment

[blissful kiln]

we and another guy sat on the first row, right in front of her, she'd talk with us about her day

[sonic sonnet]

I wanna say something

[nocturne flicker]

my year 9 maths teacher was a dutch dude who looked like the old dude from Up

[somber stream]

Lovely weather today innit?

[sonic sonnet]

but it'd be really bad

[blissful kiln]

sometimes she forgot she had a class to teach xdd

[ripe tangle]

say it coward!

[sonic sonnet]

really beautiful, yes

[ocean widget]

Speak motherfucker

[blissful kiln]

we had exactly one male teacher in the whole school and he left at some point

[little marten]

SPEAK

[blissful kiln]

male teachers aren't really respected

[sonic sonnet]

my year 11 religion teacher also looked like him

[blissful kiln]

unless P. E. or crafts teacher

[nocturne flicker]

Mr. Van we called him. bc the dutch part of his name wasn't smth most of the barbarians in our class knew how to say

[sonic sonnet]

stories from slavic countries always sound like they're from the 1860's

[blissful kiln]

not that female teachers are respected either, but yeah

[sonic sonnet]

literally called him "Mr. from" 😭

[ripe tangle]

Since when are teachers respected?!

[nocturne flicker]

like it was van uitregt

[ocean widget]

Any teacher that teaches a class with computers is also respected

[sonic sonnet]

oh Utrecht is a beautiful place

I gotta go there again

[ocean widget]

They arent treated like twats and bullied by the students is what they mean

Respected is just a quicker term

[ripe tangle]

I misread

my contrition

[sonic sonnet]

I can't wait to be a teacher

[heavy dune]

If every classroom had a private livestream room to their parents who could tune in just watch how fast that classroom would behave haha

[sonic sonnet]

Imma be real

if you put every logical consequence outside of the classroom aside, cameras in classrooms would do a lot for the class

[blissful kiln]

i mean it really depends

[nocturne flicker]

literally 1984

[sonic sonnet]

like knowing that whatever you do can be shown to your parents or the teacher can go back to see what you did

[heavy dune]

It'd never pass sadly. People think of the worst case darkest scenario and go ape shit

Like with any new thing status quo must be kept

[blissful kiln]

but teaching (in school) is considered to be a female profession, you know

which is why there are so few men

[sonic sonnet]

man

I wish I was a female profession as well

I just realised

[nocturne flicker]

actually it's because of a social stigma about men being around children that aren't theirs

[sonic sonnet]

my friends' jokes about me being trans started shortly after I told them I want to be a teacher

[nocturne flicker]

it's a double standard but it IS there

[blissful kiln]

also, there's a slight issue of kids accusing male teachers of sexual harassment and the courts are always on the side of children and their parents

[ocean widget]

Men dont want to be accused of being a nonce vet

[ocean widget]

Slight is an understatement

The first few years of a male teachers career are the most dangerous

[sonic sonnet]

if a student accuses me of touching them when I didn't, I'll just blow my brains out right in front of them

[nocturne flicker]

although i do remember this one time my high school hired a registered sex offender bc they only checked the queensland registry. he was registered in new south wales

[ocean widget]

Holy shit

[little marten]

I had a mixed bag of teachers I’d never say teaching was a gendered job

[ocean widget]

I cant say im surprised given a school near me has a record of hiring albeit unregistered nonces but still

[nocturne flicker]

that's not even the worst part. the school refused to call the police and get him arrested bc it would then be discovered that they were negligent in his background check. so they just put him on permanent sick leave

[ocean widget]

Near is a debatable term actually given the distance

[ocean widget]

Ah, schools never change no matter the location

[sonic sonnet]

schools and churches

somehow needed by many and still just a pool of Diddlers

[ocean widget]

Both have easy access to children so it attracts em unfortunately

Not to mention people's trust in churches

[sonic sonnet]

I thought Dawg reacted with "🫰" at first 😭

[nocturne flicker]

i got all this info from my friend's mother. she was a higher-up in admin at the high school

[ocean widget]

Oof

[nocturne flicker]

khorne diddy

[sonic sonnet]

you know

I have nothing to lose

if a teacher turns out to be a diddler in my area, I'll just play Batman

as in

break his legs

[blissful kiln]

diddle me this, batman

[nocturne flicker]

you have my support

[sonic sonnet]

I should livestream it

"BEATING UP KIDDY DIDDLER AT 3AM, GONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL"

[nocturne flicker]

i might be satan materialised on earth, but even i think child molesters are scum

[little marten]

I bet you’re actually a cutie

[sonic sonnet]

yeah

"I am such a horrible person" and they're just a lil dude

[nocturne flicker]

////<

[sonic sonnet]

Dawg's just a lil guy

so silly

[ocean widget]

Try saying that after they finish work

[nocturne flicker]

i will literally... (angy mumbles)

[nocturne flicker]

oh shi yeah good news!

[sonic sonnet]

Tsundere

[sonic sonnet]

you're unemployed?

[nocturne flicker]

i got some coworkers finally so i was able to resume my normal shifts

[ocean widget]

Wheyyyyy

[somber stream]

Human once more

[nocturne flicker]

meaning i won't be tsundere anymore

bc i'll be worked, not overworked

[little marten]

In a world where you can be anything

Be kind

[sonic sonnet]

what's the japanese word for a really nice and loving girl

[nocturne flicker]

don't push it

[nocturne flicker]

deredere i believe

[sonic sonnet]

they fetishize everything, surely they have a word for it

[sonic sonnet]

Khorne Deredere

or

Khorne デレデレ

[nocturne flicker]

this is slander

i am an evil genius

[sonic sonnet]

still some tsundere left in him

[somber stream]

ERPing i see

[sonic sonnet]

why would you make this disgusting

[nocturne flicker]

no i'm being attacked

[somber stream]

Roight

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

oh shit my boyfriend's awake

[sonic sonnet]

"roight" is the most australian phrase I can think of, that doesn't include the word cunt

[nocturne flicker]

i'm gonna poke him >;3

[ocean widget]

Obliterate him

[nocturne flicker]

... huh i've never thought about it that way. but we do say it like that

[somber stream]

Yes you do

I like the bits

[blissful kiln]

giggles

[somber stream]

[nocturne flicker]

🫦

🌒 👅 🌘

[somber stream]

Yo

Yoooooo

xD

[sonic sonnet]

this Server is an asylum

OH MY GOD THE MOONS AREN'T EYES

[ripe tangle]

EVIL GENIUS

[nocturne flicker]

what else do we say?

[ripe tangle]

all the world is yours

[sonic sonnet]

mostly cunt, really

[nocturne flicker]

no darktide news since june

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i don't understand why the rest of you are so bad at saying it

[sonic sonnet]

do you guys think we'll be getting new missions soon

[nocturne flicker]

vet's getting a power falchion.

that's all i know about darktide's future for now

[sonic sonnet]

whenever I say it, I say it like Australians do

so

"cant"

[nocturne flicker]

no we say it with a u

although i'm a queenslander

we're... normal

[sonic sonnet]

a clean pile of shit is still a pile of shit

[nocturne flicker]

god knows how victorians and... ugh shivers... south australians speak

south australians aren't humans dude

[nocturne flicker]

we have our own accent is what i mean to say

[sonic sonnet]

yeah

I'm glad I have my own accent

[nocturne flicker]

where are you from?

[sonic sonnet]

Germany

[nocturne flicker]

south or north?

[sonic sonnet]

born in the south, living in the north

[nocturne flicker]

north austrian living in east netherlands.

😉

[sonic sonnet]

I know two people who would want to rip off your skin at that statement

[nocturne flicker]

yayyy~!

[zenith merlin]

2-3k players atm, there truly is a drought of content

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. dw we'll get some news within the next week

i have proof

[sonic sonnet]

what do we usually have?

[zenith merlin]

bud of mine named biophagus told me his buds are coming on the 3rd anniversary

[chrome vapor]

Might also be tomorrow, considering that Fridays have sometimes been news days, if I recall correctly

[sonic sonnet]

your bud sounds like he's from ancient Greece

[chrome vapor]

Depends on how keen Kitefin is with writing news posts, I suppose

[nocturne flicker]

you see 25 hours ago kitefin made a private post on fatshark forums. i can tell bc their most recent public post was on sept 4th, but their acc's front page says "1 day ago" for their latest post. private posts ALWAYS signal upcoming news

[nocturne flicker]

within a week of it appearing

[ocean widget]

private post: we might've deleted the source code, a fiver and 100 aquila for whoever finds out how to restore it

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i meant that like within a week from now starting today, give or take. next friday at the latest

[sonic sonnet]

wait what's the proof for news

or are we full on converting to Bloodborne believers

[nocturne flicker]

@sonic sonnet this

[sonic sonnet]

I would've added Hollow Knight, but you know

[nocturne flicker]

this happens prior to every major update being announced

a week before at the most

[sonic sonnet]

yeah, we're in Bloodborne territory

[stable fox]

Kitefin is risking

It seems

Let's hope inquisition doesn't have them at gun point

Kitefin, blink twice if you need help

[nocturne flicker]

this goes back to at least strawhat. and strawhat trained kitefin

in the last two years it's never been wrong

and prior to that i wasn't looking

[stable fox]

Never forget, never forgive.
Still mourn the loss of strawhat

Her retirement

She was the best representative

Khm. Sorry, got something in me eye

Must have been Nurgle fly

[nocturne flicker]

she left very big shoes for kitefin. but we can't forget that she had a VERY tough time when she started out too

[somber stream]

Dang i missed that era

As in, wasn't there

What's good?

[stable fox]

Losing her is like losing Cadia

And we fight harder then

You know what screw it

FOR STRAWHAT!

[nocturne flicker]

strawhat accidentally leaked vox intercepts CLEARLY detailing phosphex and radium weapons back in mid 2024. and she had to do damage control by telling us that it was "just about the good ol' plasma gun"

[somber stream]

I see

[nocturne flicker]

mind you it said stuff like "the techpriest gave me these pills for the sickness the gun gives me"

iodine pills.

[somber stream]

Big oouf

So she did an oopsies and had to step back

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it was a mess. but soon after that she ended up being the best CM darktide had

she had some kinda method to pry info from fatshark to give us. it was unmatched

[stable fox]

I had the honour to meet her in this server

[nocturne flicker]

i gave her some recipes

she asked for some

[somber stream]

Sounds like a solid CM

[stable fox]

Praise her like you karking praise your chaos gods or emperor lads

[somber stream]

Interacted a lot around here too i reckon?

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. she had a rough start but she pushed through and did great things for the community. oh and PR

[stable fox]

[nocturne flicker]

like strawhat's tenure made me feel heard like never before by fatshark

hell one of my friends' suggestions that i compiled into a forums megathread was implemented as mortis trials

and she DMed me saying that fatshark "liked certain ideas" on it

even if my feedback wasn't implemented, she still managed to make me feel like listened to i guess

[nocturne flicker]

one time she even DMed me asking for feedback when the nightmares and visions update dropped

i miss that a lot. but i'm glad she found an opportunity elsewhere and took it if that's what she wanted

[stable fox]

I'm not crying. It's raining.

I swear.

-# Strawhat stands with us.

[tacit geode]

I agree she was great and really kept the game going through darktide times

Kitefin is pretty great though so bless her too

[stable fox]

We need more Kitefin here then, to fill this hole

Give us the faith

[nocturne flicker]

kitefin has large shoes to fill. I'll give them time

[stable fox]

Kitefin has possible potential

God Emperor guide their hand, for Cadia, for Kitefin. For you, on Terra.

[nocturne flicker]

🌒 👅 🌘

[stable fox]

Focus your vision

[nocturne flicker]

🌘 👅 🌒

[stable fox]

Better

[somber stream]

Freakz

[stable fox]

What did you expect from him

[nocturne flicker]

big back blaze

[blissful kiln]

I could've posted a cute vampire uwu

but the oppressors took my rights

so I'm left with peach butt

[zealous shadow]

✈️🏢🏢

[somber stream]

Slav with Asian Fetish

Must be Ruskie

[blissful kiln]

no

[zealous shadow]

caida of our time

[nocturne flicker]

my little brother's a genius

"I eat .45 ACP for breakfast" is his latest banger

[nocturne flicker]

femboy vampire?

[somber stream]

Kpop female human

[blissful kiln]

you'd want that i'm sure

[molten matrix]

it were clearly radium weapons

[blissful kiln]

femboy-general

[molten matrix]

maybe they wanted to keep it a teaser

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[somber stream]

Yeah

[nocturne flicker]

i am that

didn't want you leaking my pics

[nocturne flicker]

yes this is my distinction

[molten matrix]

3 classes

techpriest seems a no brainer

[white vale]

Dracula Flow type shit

[rose pine]

They should add Space marine as a character.

[tacit geode]

I am curious about the third

Ganger maybe?

[molten matrix]

adamant is arbites

broker is ?

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[molten matrix]

and the third we have no internal name for

[blissful kiln]

Ginger

[molten matrix]

so best guess is techpriest due to sheer popularity

[nocturne flicker]

could be a cold trade broker. or a merchant of some kind. like a pirate class

[molten matrix]

aeldari corsair would fit with the story

seeing as the mourningstar was being followed by aeldari seeking to make contact

[nocturne flicker]

watch this be a red herring and a half 🥺

[molten matrix]

It could be anything really

[nocturne flicker]

you know the image of goob from meet the robinsons (2007) staring at the viewer with dark circles under his eyes? imagine it. that's my reaction

[nocturne flicker]

yes i reference it a lot. it's my chosen "are we deadass?" image but i have no perms

[blissful kiln]

💀

[white vale]

I still believe that Convicts should have an allowance of 1 image per 24 hours

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. my bet is on something pirate or navis related

[blissful kiln]

I suggested that to the oppressors, but I think there's no such functionality in Discord

[nocturne flicker]

i defo want admech the most first and foremost. i have a friend who's legit boycotting the game until they give him an admech archetype

[rose pine]

You're right, we need those big guys from the Tyranid-killing game thingyma-bob on the massive ship.

What's their nme.

[ocean widget]

dwarves

[round mica]

wikileaks

[rose pine]

Nooo it's like the Space Marines, but bigger.

[ocean widget]

oh

dreadnoughts

[white vale]

Smaller

You mean terminators

[ocean widget]

smaller dreadnoughts

[white vale]

Forklift certified space marines

[stable fox]

No, we do need dwarfs

Call drg

[rose pine]

Terminators yee those guys. Now just a tiny bit bigger, as they ate all the sparkeds rations, also take off their armor, reduce their braincells, and basically turn them into Ogryns, but with more weapons to choose from.

[white vale]

Yea if we're gonna get a non-imperium class, I hope it's Votann

Give them some actual presence

[rose pine]

(TBH I just want to play as Mr. Foster from killing floor, I hope he's the new character)

[white vale]

FOSTY DELIVERS

[rose pine]

He's already british, and knows how to kill Zeds, so he'd fit perfect.

[rose pine]

Except in Killing floor 3, that's just a clone who hates fun.

[white vale]

There is no Killing Floor 3

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is killing floor 3

[sonic sonnet]

there is no war in Ba Sing Se

[rose pine]

Us got a point

[ocean widget]

oh shit is this like that mandela effect with the postal series too?

[ashen prairie]

i

am

hungry

[ocean widget]

i feel quite hungry*

[ashen prairie]

Don't correct me you

[rose pine]

They turned it into a Hero shooter, with 40% less gore, and 80% more Politically Correct wording.

[ashen prairie]

Kind of brit

[stuck phoenix]

Hi guys

[ashen prairie]

hello

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd-2-kcd2-kingdom-come-deliverance-gif-10825219318115756075

[somber stream]

Fucking last minute task

reeeeeeeeeee

[ashen prairie]

my fav moment is in the 1 when Henry watch the woman walk away

[stuck phoenix]

4th day of college

[ashen prairie]

and just stare at her ass

[stuck phoenix]

Only 3 hours

[ashen prairie]

it'll be fine

just sleep

[stuck phoenix]

Can’t

[ashen prairie]

US/UK college ?

[stuck phoenix]

We have been walking around a decent bit to get used to things

[stuck phoenix]

UK

Where we have

[ashen prairie]

ah understandable

[stuck phoenix]

Captain Britain

[ashen prairie]

Is it raining too ?

[white vale]

Actually yeah KF3 is just modern England

Fitting

[ashen prairie]

henry cavill cpt britain

[ocean widget]

it'd explain the shitty mechanics and writing too

[stuck phoenix]

Captain Britains sister that’s also Captain Britain who later gets body swapped into an Asian assasin and becomes Psylocke
Kaptain Briton who gets killed by Psylocke
And Captain UK

Don’t ask

[ocean widget]

you've forgotten captain carter

[ashen prairie]

She's not captain Britain

[stuck phoenix]

That’s reskinned Cap

[ocean widget]

shes captain america but british

[stuck phoenix]

Captain Britains different

[ashen prairie]

but i understand why captain america went back in time for her'

i'd smash

[white vale]

Also the game is actually just fucking unfinished

[ocean widget]

yeah that is something i can agree on

[ashen prairie]

we all can

[stuck phoenix]

Captain Britain got his powers from an amulet from Merlin the Wizard

[ashen prairie]

Warhammer movie soon according to Henry Cavill as well

[stuck phoenix]

Oh yeah apparently in the current marvel comic run

Gambit is a contender for Sorceror supreme of earth

Gambit

[ashen prairie]

OH MY GOD GAMBIT

[ocean widget]

considering the black knight is canon to marvel that checks out

[ashen prairie]

MY FAV NEW ORLEAN

[ocean widget]

dude gambit is strong as shit im not surprised

that fucker can charge the earth

[stuck phoenix]

Also Magik who I thought was already Sorceror Supreme of Limbo

[stuck phoenix]

He’s typically post lobotomy gambit

And even then

[ashen prairie]

Channing Tatum did an amazing gambit

[stuck phoenix]

He burnt his powers back down to the normal anyway

[ocean widget]

awful

[stuck phoenix]

As of now yes

No I didn’t not see that

It just wasn’t

[ashen prairie]

in northern france too

Storms this morning

[stuck phoenix]

I was waiting to see if the weather would be funny

Anyway

Other candidates for Sorceror Supreme

Storm

And Valeria

You know the child

The one where if anyone messes with her Dr Doom will beat the shit out of them

[ocean widget]

at this point sorcerer supreme is just going to become the new venom/phoenix force

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah

The Phoenix literally makes people immortal though

[ocean widget]

yeah
doesnt stop literally everyone from having it

[stuck phoenix]

Pretty sure they Fragmented it one time

So there was like 5 avatars of Phoenix

[ocean widget]

im just glad MSF isnt canon

they've got some shitty dev OC named vahl that has the phoenix force

[stuck phoenix]

Nobody cares though because Jean Grey is still typically Phoenix

They probably ignore that because Namor was one I’m pretty sure

And nobody likes Namor

Especially not Mr Fantastic

[ocean widget]

yeah thankfully

[ocean widget]

i forgot namor had it wtf

After the Phoenix Force was split by Iron Man, it possessed Cyclops, Emma Frost, Namor, Colossus, and Magik.

[stuck phoenix]

Least catastrophic iron man error

Anyway it’s sad we don’t have Colossus and Cyclops in Rivals

Because the other 3 got Phoenix skins

And some others

Wolverine got one called Weapon PhoeniX

[ocean widget]

yeah he got weapon X
havent played marvel rivals tho so didnt know he got that too

[stuck phoenix]

His first appearance is literally murdering people and turning them into Statues

[stuck phoenix]

Part of the battlepass

[ocean widget]

ah

[stuck phoenix]

One of the 3 Phoenix skins I use over the normal one

Wolverine,Emma,Widow all have Phoenix skins I like

[ocean widget]

wtf that isnt even weapon x