general-chat

[tired inlet]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/b/b8/Imperium_Structure_%26_Organisation.png

^^ not according to this chain of command

[jaunty path]

Wdym

Is he trying to break the Imperium

[halcyon glen]

Sue

[elder hare]

I don't disagree but i feel like there's a lot of nuance. For instance, a custodes can execute a high lord of terra, and the inquisitorial rosette means nothing on the grounds of holy terra

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-national-tv-dinner-day-national-tv-dinner-day-preheat-food-tv-and-dinner-time-tv-dinner-gif-3243288001733724096

[elder hare]

As seen when that inquisitorial agent was being held hostage and the inquisitor was about to break into the throne to try and free them, and one custode straight up killed 30 inquisitor agents in 2 seconds just for the act of trying to break in

[tired inlet]

can and have have authority to without consequence are different

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-you-say-gif-16431179117705245130

[elder hare]

Yes, true. On one hand, though, being able to go from a 3rd tier on the same flow chart to giving themselves a seat on the High lords Table (Trajann does this when Roboute is trying to remake the Imperium for instance) implies vertical movement. Custodes can do what they please, but they choose not to since they have no interest to do so

That leeway itself implies an autocratic power

Also the fact that Guilliman took over as the defacto head, despite being a primarch, is tangental to vertical power succession. If anything, we can argue he's the current imperium figurehead

[tired inlet]

no, it implies some form of autonomy in one's duties

In a Papal sense

sure

[elder hare]

I mean if a bishop had the power to execute a cardinal and no one had the legal or political recourse to oppose it, is the bishop lower on the ladder? or just arbitrary to whatever is necessary

[tired inlet]

I'm sure of John the Apostle came back the world of Christianity would be like, "Put him in charge now"

[elder hare]

fair point

[ripe tangle]

you ever play Helldivers and you have teammates who do literally everything except what they're supposed to do?

objectives? what objectives?

exploration and side jobs that add points and exp?

what're you taking about we don't do that here.

[coarse tree]

I've played darktide, yes.

[orchid skiff]

@ripe tangle do you happen to know

[astral basin]

Between 40-60% of my matchmade lobbies
People tryna reenact starship troopers by standing there shooting until they die

[elder hare]

Every game I've ever played

[thick coyote]

I was personally a soompler

All the samples are mine 🗣️

Mfw you run into 3 stalkers Lair for 5 commons

[thick coyote]

6 stimms and a supply pack

I swear I'm not addicted to stimms

🗣️

[warm bear]

Totally! They said they were non additive!

[thick coyote]

True

[warm bear]

Super earth would never lie.

[orchid skiff]

Charlie kirk is dead

That's crazy

[round mica]

charlie kirk died bro

the internet is about to go to feral on this man’s death

dude was talking about gang violence aswell

the stars really did align for this one

[orchid skiff]

"Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment"

https://www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-says-gun-deaths-worth-it-2nd-amendment-1793113

[hasty sky]

This chat boutta get hit with a cyclonic torpedo lol

[gilded socket]

They fucking shot a guy in my state rn

[gusty mason]

We need the second amendment to shoot the person that shot him @orchid skiff

Shoot them many times until their body is nothing

[orchid skiff]

real

[warm jay]

Y'know that one movie - "The Civil War"? Yeah, it's seem pretty real right about now.

[gusty mason]

I TRULY hope that son of a fatherless bitch gets killed as soon as humanly possible in public

[gilded socket]

Keep your political ideals out of it bruh

[gusty mason]

No

[orchid skiff]

oh wait he's serious

😂

[round mica]

[gusty mason]

The man that killed him deserves to die like a fucking pig

[high rampart]

[gilded socket]

@misty trench

[warm bear]

Lmao, ironic

[gilded socket]

/pol/ in chat

[round mica]

bro got caught lackin

so much for that 2nd amendment

[warm bear]

[gilded socket]

They could never do my boy kennedy like that

[high rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/sonyateru-carrier-bo2-trickshot-nac-gif-2153144331662640325

[warm jay]

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys...

[gusty mason]

Fuck this server I'm out of here

[gilded socket]

All the good kennedies are dead

[round mica]

bye byeeeee

[gusty mason]

To many fucking liberals

[gilded socket]

BYEEEEE

[high rampart]

Okie mister bjorn

[warm bear]

Cya!!!!

[daring panther]

lol he left

[gilded socket]

So much for the right

[warm jay]

Leaving the server is not very metal of you, Bjorn

[round mica]

he’s printing out a shirt with charlie kirks face on it as we speak

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge look at this

[high rampart]

That dude was a mega edgelord can we talk about that real quick LOL

[warm jay]

He won't see it, what's the point

[orchid skiff]

yeah i just saw his bio

lmaooo

[stark bobcat]

<@&735928989146939404> some kid is throwing a fit

[gilded socket]

He left

[high rampart]

Ya

[gilded socket]

I was gonna send him the article where charlie said some deaths are worth it

Blocked me

[round mica]

time to on on x and see all the drama

[gilded socket]

Its not there

Videos are scrubbed

[high rampart]

It’s pretty bad I’m not gon lie to u chief

[round mica]

good

[warm bear]

Most ironic death in history

[warm jay]

Oh boy, a popular political figure just got assassinated, I'm sure all the comments on the posts will be super respectful...

[gilded socket]

My buddy said the blood gushed out

[warm bear]

I'm sure he won't become a Martyr.....right guys?

[high rampart]

Legit like a fountain dude

[misty trench]

good god

[gilded socket]

Crazy as hell

[stark bobcat]

hi inca

that guy was funny

[gilded socket]

Hi Aquila

[stark bobcat]

baby rage

[warm jay]

From a completely marksmanship point of view... That was one good shot.

[round mica]

whoever the shoota was hit his mark

can’t lie

[orchid skiff]

theres a vid?

[warm bear]

Wasn't it live?

[tired thicket]

Sorry I’ll calm down

[round mica]

dude it’s fucking brutal

[scenic totem]

It was probably live

[warm jay]

There is but I don't recommend anyone watching it.

[orchid skiff]

link me

[scenic totem]

It was one of his events

[tired thicket]

He said he wanted me banned yesterday lol

[warm jay]

That seriously made even me shudder

[round mica]

dude got snatched in the jugular and started fent slouching and gushing like a fountain

[gilded socket]

MY FRIEND FOUND THE VIDEO

IT CAME OUT LIKE A RIVER

[high rampart]

I guess the guy they detained wasn’t the one who did it

[orchid skiff]

dm

[warm jay]

Old white guy wasn't him no

[misty trench]

hey howdy hi

[misty trench]

g'day g'day

[warm jay]

Hey Aquila

[misty trench]

yo yo

[warm jay]

We're talking about people being brutally SHOT here

Wanna join?

[misty trench]

I'm running out of greetings here

[warm bear]

Dm?

[misty trench]

lmao nah I already followed the news story

[warm bear]

Yeah...

[thick coyote]

Where's mine, pookie

[gilded socket]

He found it on his reddit

[warm jay]

I'm sure nothing bad will happen in the coming days...

[gilded socket]

Wait let him send the post to me

[warm jay]

Uuuuuh now I can't go on Tiktok because it'll be flooded with Charlie being shot

[warm bear]

Surely won't become a Martyr

[scenic totem]

It's gonna be pretty bad for his family for awhile

[warm bear]

Right guys?

[thick coyote]

Just filter

[orchid skiff]

[warm bear]

I feel bad for them yeah

[nocturne bloom]

Last night: watching people die on video is bad and you should get help:
Today: I wanna see this guy get shot
Holy darktide server

[ripe tangle]

what do you call a woman who’s like 8ft tall?

[gilded socket]

I GOT THE VIDEO

[warm jay]

Meh, maybe it's a sign to quit that godawful app

[gilded socket]

I GOT IT

[warm bear]

Dm?

[thick coyote]

Dimitrescu

[ripe tangle]

hmm?

[gilded socket]

Check

[round mica]

lemme see it

[ripe tangle]

dm please

[scenic totem]

That's just macabre

[gilded socket]

Im like Paul revere

“THEY FUCKING SHOT HIS ASS”

[warm jay]

THE GORE IS COMING

[misty trench]

wife material

[gilded socket]

Real

I love big women

[nocturne bloom]

I cant say here

[misty trench]

also stop fucking sharing gore around in front of me

[scenic totem]

Thank you

It's distateful

[gilded socket]

Gub

[orchid skiff]

turn embeds on so we can group watch

[little marten]

Just came home from a lovely meal what is happening

[gilded socket]

Group goon to the video

[nocturne bloom]

There was an entire discussion last night about how people who want this and watch this stuff are sick

[low hemlock]

✨Dommy Mommy✨

[warm jay]

OKay bro come on 💔

[gilded socket]

You cant stop me from goonsmaxxing

[orchid skiff]

edgelord (nicolaus class) got mad at this server being full of liberals and left
now we're discussing current events

[tired thicket]

Weak

[warm jay]

Okay but in the grand scheme of things, you're still gonna be gooning to Charlie Kirk

[gilded socket]

Nicolaus left?

[gilded socket]

Liveleak

[orchid skiff]

no another one like nicolaus

[low hemlock]

turn on embeds only for me, while the rest work 4 it, eh Aquila vro

[little marten]

lol rip

[thick coyote]

This is just foul 💀

[gilded socket]

Idk

[misty trench]

these are sentences I could've gone a lifetime without reading y'know

[orchid skiff]

scroll up and look at this bio

[high rampart]

LOL

[orchid skiff]

this is some real nicolaus shit

[little marten]

Oh shit that American rage bait dude got capped that’s wild

[gilded socket]

From bjorn?

[orchid skiff]

ye

[warm jay]

Hmm that's just the start of it, now comes the part where you start picturing it..

[ripe tangle]

yeah

[gilded socket]

I already saw

[nocturne bloom]

Enough goonmaxxing, I wanna be lovemaxxed, hugmaxxed, gigglemaxxed

[round mica]

funny thing is, i’m not a lib, i just hate charlie kirk

[queen cliff]

who up enjoying their fully closed neck with all of its blood still inside it

[tired thicket]

Ragebaited too hard

[little marten]

That’s gonna ruin my tiktok algorithm for at least a week 🙁

[gilded socket]

Real

[orchid skiff]

i doubt there's even one lib in this serv

[tired thicket]

Rip my insta feed

[orchid skiff]

that dude was prob just a kid

[gilded socket]

Who up with their complete nexk

[tired thicket]

There is

[round mica]

i’m actually quite the opposite, but man..

[tired thicket]

I hate all political parties

[warm jay]

So does this mean no GTA6 guys?

[tired thicket]

[round mica]

i guess i’m evil for the fact i actually find peace in this man’s downfall

fight evil with evil i guess

[tired thicket]

Can we start Evilmaxxing

I’m evils asf

[orchid skiff]

where's my dm huh

[tired thicket]

[round mica]

just in time for the 9/11 memes

[tired thicket]

The holy hate

Incoming general slowdown

[low hemlock]

⛈️🦹🔮⚡

[nocturne bloom]

Huns about to have enough bans to call a nuke 🔥

[misty trench]

anyway I'm gonna get a cup of coffee because y'know, I can

[little marten]

What if we kissed in the middle of a Darktide general politics rulebreak episode???

[high rampart]

dude bro… are we about to embrace bro..

[tired thicket]

Dude kiss me

[little marten]

Bro.. we might

[broken sun]

thats fair but just don't talk about it here

[orchid skiff]

stop flexing your flawless neck

[high rampart]

bro..

[tired thicket]

Bro…

[orchid skiff]

bit rude

[little marten]

I’m shy now hehe 😊

[elder merlin]

[tired thicket]

Group kissing starts in 11 minutes

[tired thicket]

[elder merlin]

[low hemlock]

paul it’s gettin hectic in here

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

I had a lovely meal actually some pork belly with mustard mash potatoes but I must admit, the crème brûlée was probably the worst I’ve ever had

[elder merlin]

Good

[little marten]

1inch pan like WTF give that custard some time to set

[misty trench]

creme brulee is difficult to do tbf

[broken sun]

which, incase it needs to be stated, please don't talk about current political events here

and especially don't share gifs of it

[little marten]

Absolutely but it was done in a lasagne tray lmao

[tired thicket]

Sorry we will start kissing instead

[misty trench]

oh that's...that's not at all what I was picturing

[warm jay]

Yeah, time to hang the edgecloak folks. Back to the closet it goes.

[misty trench]

fair enough roast 'em

[elder hare]

we're not risking our necks for a ban

[low hemlock]

tru that P stuff iz boring anywayz‼️

[little marten]

I had a crème brûlée at a wedding last week too in a old fashioned tea cup and that was phenomenal

[broken sun]

[little marten]

Perfect depth

[scenic totem]

That sounds tasty

[tired thicket]

I ate some random critter I found

[obtuse hornet]

Time to hang your hat and go home old man

[warm jay]

Not you again

[obtuse hornet]

Stop talking here without me

[warm jay]

What do YOU want

[elder hare]

water and posture check!

[warm jay]

You jealous?

[little marten]

Ahh dude if I could share some with you I wouldn’t because it was that good

[obtuse hornet]

WHAT DO YOU WANT

[warm jay]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED TALKING HERE

AGAIN, WITH YOUR DELUSIONS

[low hemlock]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT‼️‼️‼️

[obtuse hornet]

No I didn't you started talking to me first, after I got here first!

[ancient violet]

Wait who's fighting?

[warm jay]

You quite literally addressed me first

The whole server is my witness.

[obtuse hornet]

Nuh uh

[warm bear]

We got past the other drama, now more.

[obtuse hornet]

Tzeentch trickery I say!

[ancient violet]

Dam I miss the good stuff didn't I 😞

[warm jay]

Tzeentch has nothing to do with this. You're just crazy.

[ancient violet]

I love seeing people on a discord making the most lukewarm, non contentious takes imaginable 😩

[obtuse hornet]

There is nothing good in this server, just stuff...unless we're talking about the minis channel

[warm bear]

People made....lots of neck jokes

[obtuse hornet]

My beloved says otherwise!

[warm jay]

Oh yeah, the minis channel. You freequent that, don't you. You minner!

Dirty MINNER

[little marten]

I think oxygen should be a fundamental human right

[warm bear]

And blood

[obtuse hornet]

Minner?😭
That's not even a word

[warm jay]

Yeah no shit I just came up with that

[obtuse hornet]

Now look who's having the delusions

[little marten]

Imagine if all blood was replaced with melted cheese lol

[low hemlock]

Place ya bets lads, who will win

Nathan or Bubonic

[obtuse hornet]

Well it's not in the Lex

[little marten]

And you got a cut and the doctor slapped a piece of toast on your cut

[warm bear]

Murder people for some good nacho cheese

[warm jay]

Still you, since you haven't retracted your previous statement of ME ADDRESSING YOU FIRST

[little marten]

Nacho serial killer 💀

[obtuse hornet]

One of my many Uncles

[little marten]

They both win as long as they don’t stop loving

[elder hare]

Alright off to Destiny 2, all of you behave

[obtuse hornet]

I'm not going to be retracting anything anyway!

[misty trench]

no I need my oxygen stocks to go up

think of the AIRholders!

[warm bear]

We missed our group kissing time!

[warm jay]

Oh shut up! Like you wouldn't know anything about 'retracting'!

[little marten]

💀

[obtuse hornet]

Ohno

[warm jay]

God, no wonder you had a painful childhood.

[little marten]

I’m stealing that for the Christmas table

[scenic totem]

That's fair. Old fashioned tea cups aren't very large. Not much to share

[obtuse hornet]

I know EVERYTHING about retracting! I've seen a tractor...once or twice today so that counts for something!

[scenic totem]

Why be REtractor when you can be PROtractor?

[warm bear]

Why be a PROtractor when you can be a CONtractor

[obtuse hornet]

They're annoying assholes. So the typical kind of Uncle. the good kind

[warm jay]

I'm gonna REtract my life if this mangy Englishman won't stop yapping EVERY SINGLE TIME I'M ON HERE

[warm jay]

Yeah keep telling yourself that

[obtuse hornet]

Don't listen to the anti tractor talk, I'm bringing tractors back

[scenic totem]

Tractors and tractor beams

[obtuse hornet]

IT'S TRUE! It builds character

[warm bear]

[warm jay]

Yeah eating yogurt behind closed doors with your many uncles is very character-building

[obtuse hornet]

We're bringing back all the types of tractors don't worry. I will stand for this tractor segregation no longer

[obtuse hornet]

No, my uncles actually get really mad when I take their yogurts though

[warm jay]

Alright Martin CLAAS King

"I have a field!" lookin ass

[obtuse hornet]

Whatever KHAJIT

You'd know a lot about tractors wouldn't you?

[scenic totem]

Tractors forever

[obtuse hornet]

Your nomadic ass wouldn't know farmland if you were deep into angry farmer's territory

[warm jay]

Missing an extra I there, lad

[warm jay]

Don't you talk with middle of an urban hellscape council house ass

[obtuse hornet]

No, that's just how you spell it up north. The proper way

[warm jay]

Only time you've seen a field is when you ran across it whilst the neighbours dog was chasing you

[obtuse hornet]

Look, I watched 1 minute of an episode of Clarkson's Farm. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about

[warm jay]

Sometimes my genius, it's.. it's almost frightening

[obtuse hornet]

This never happened

See who's the delusional now?

[warm jay]

Yeaaaah! Of course YOU'D say that

Run along now, I think the dog is looking at you again

[delicate vapor]

Sometimes

I’m hungry

[obtuse hornet]

WHAT DOG

[delicate vapor]

Sometimes I don’t get hungry

[obtuse hornet]

Sometimes, I dream about cheese

[warm jay]

YOUR GRANDADS DOGS N

[obtuse hornet]

Let's not talk about that crazy man around here. This realm can't handle him

[warm jay]

I'm sure there are some people in here who'd love to see him live

[obtuse hornet]

Nono, I think they're fine...but you can try to summon him...if you dare

[spice badger]

where do I go to report a scammer contacting me from the server?

[warm jay]

Yeah no I like my livers thank you

[warm jay]

The general chat maybe? Tag a warden?

[obtuse hornet]

The server staff? And use the report user button on their profile but it never works😭

[spice badger]

thanks

[warm jay]

Ooh! Is it the "I'm so sorry I reported your steam account" thing?

[obtuse hornet]

Classic

[stark bobcat]

with discord its usually buying art scam

[warm jay]

Oh always fails that one, it's perfect.

[warm jay]

Funny, never encountered that one

[spice badger]

nah, some scammer posing as a girl. I sent a gif they did not like and immediately got curses on my family lol

[warm jay]

It's always been the Steam account thing

[stark bobcat]

lmao

[warm jay]

Lad pulled a Shining Charizard lmao

That's a rare one

[stark bobcat]

I always say "if this is not a scam I'm not interested"

[warm jay]

Never seen that before

[stark bobcat]

by their reaction I know if it is a scam or not

its genius

[warm jay]

For me it's their profiles

They're always so blank and empty

[obtuse hornet]

@warm jay I'm bored. You have bored me

[warm jay]

Like no status, no server tags

[warm jay]

11PM, go to sleep

Also HOW THE FUCK IS THAT MY FAULT

[obtuse hornet]

Nawwwww

Can't

[gilded socket]

Kennedy’s death had more aura than kirk

[obtuse hornet]

Everything is your fault

[warm jay]

Old news

[spice badger]

I think its the fastest I've ever rage baited someone

[warm jay]

We've moved past that guy now

[gilded socket]

Guh

[bronze wren]

Nah Captain Kirk had a spectacular death

[warm jay]

Have you finished your Charlie Kirk 'gooning' session?

[gilded socket]

This is true

[gilded socket]

Never did it

[spice badger]

exactly, always "she/her" pronouns with some cringe as bio and pfp with nothing else about them

[warm jay]

Hmph, lame

[orchid skiff]

ai pfp 🥀

[gilded socket]

Someone make a cover of bullet by the misfits about kirk

[light fern]

Love the misfits, but i don't think it would work

[gilded socket]

https://youtu.be/fOMv1CmiXoc?si=vYfX0ZU7SkVlIfsj

[gilded socket]

Ride kirk ride

[light fern]

A president vs a bigoted little shit, nah

Don't immortalise him

[gilded socket]

Kennedy had more aura

[light fern]

Shit, I need to reinstall darktide

[spice badger]

anyone want to get an apartment in bulgaria with me?

[light fern]

Anyone know if it runs on proton?

[warm jay]

Orem City Police Department reports the man behind the murder of Charlie Kirk was none other than Jared Schlatt.

[delicate vapor]

Bulkan breakfast

[gilded socket]

Johny Jschlatt

[warm jay]

Who else but Schloop

[blissful kiln]

who

[ocean widget]

schlatts real name is jared?

[warm jay]

It indeed is

[ocean widget]

damn
at least he doesnt work with subway

[final herald]

yall ever get squinky wit it

[fair bridge]

i love Darktide

[little marten]

Explain

[orchid skiff]

look at his bio

who does it remind you of

[little marten]

You guys customize your bios?

[orchid skiff]

i change it daily

[little marten]

I look forward to November 17th Rewdy

[orchid skiff]

i look forward to the enemies of mankind getting retribution

[fair bridge]

i was fucking with him earlier today

i have a nose for these kinds of people i swear

[orchid skiff]

i can't even say i'm sorry for fucking with him so hard he left

i barely did anything

[blissful kiln]

sniffa sniffa

[ashen prairie]

I just woke up

Time to go to work

It's only midnight

[blissful kiln]

bro is woke

that's it, i'm leaving the server
so many people woking up every day

[orchid skiff]

i can't believe this... this is my 40k safespace... why are people different from me here ?

[neat jewel]

It's over I blew myself up 4 times in a match as Psyker 😭

[molten matrix]

its gonna be fun for the mods to purge gen chat over breaking rule 11

[orchid skiff]

delete and go arbites

enough..

[elder merlin]

First time?

[blissful kiln]

I think chatting perms should be taken away from general

[fair bridge]

agreed

[blissful kiln]

slow mode, emoji only

[elder merlin]

I think i should eat your corpse

[elder merlin]

I mean, if you're offering, i'll start with the ass first

[elder merlin]

[neat jewel]

Nope, been playing Psyker for 100 hours, just an off day I guess

[hasty sky]

Playing with electro staff?

[neat jewel]

Inferno staff, I keep overloading from assail

[hasty sky]

ah

[neat jewel]

It's super easy to just tap it one too many times trying to down a group

[hasty sky]

running shield I assume?

[neat jewel]

Naturally

[hasty sky]

and yeah it takes a while to get used to

[gilded socket]

Hipu

[hasty sky]

one thing I and a lot of other players did was panic spam the shards when there's a horde

just gotta take it slow and flick one at a time 😌

I still overload myself sometimes with the shards to this day but ever since fatshark buffed scrier's gaze to reduce peril on activation it has rarely been an actual problem

[blissful kiln]

installing a mod for a visible overcharge bar instead of the number helped me a lot

idk why they changed that from vt2

[gilded socket]

Gouh

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

I like the number personally

But I edge the shit out of my peril

[inner nimbus]

true psykers always be edgin

[quick pendant]

edgine the line to HERESY

admins demote him!!!

[ripe tangle]

Sometimes I see someone who doesn’t know how to use a gun responsibly and the lack of trigger and barrel discipline makes me physically jump even if it’s in a video or whatever.

[ocean widget]

dont worry lucia i will always keep my gun pointed at you in games, im not that fucking moronic irl

[delicate fox]

always keep your finger on the trigger and point your loaded gun at someone at all times

that way you'll always be ready and won't have to do all that busy work like taking out your gun, properly aiming, or having to put your finger on the trigger beforehand

[river elbow]

I feel that. My friend once shot his Xbox because while "clearing" his weapon, he forgot the most important step. Taking out the goddamn magazine.

[ripe tangle]

what the fuck!?!

no offense to your friend but is he a moron?

[river elbow]

After that, yes. I truly believe he is one.

[little marten]

Xbox record that

[river elbow]

He also is trying to become a State Trooper. So, it concerns me with his weapon handling.

[ripe tangle]

[delicate fox]

perfect for the job

[ocean widget]

Holy shit I thought yall were joking about Charlie kirk dying

[ocean widget]

Wonder how south parks gonna cover this tho ngl

[little marten]

Hopefully they don’t

[ocean widget]

Its south park

[thick coyote]

Catherine players "It's showtime"

[ocean widget]

The show with an episode about randy saying the n word and Donald trump/saddam hussein impregnating satan

Theyre gonna cover it

Gonna be confusing given pretty sure cartman was charlie

[little marten]

Oh yeah lol

I try not to be part of the addicted to disappointment generation but I’m really struggling with alien earth

[ocean widget]

Yeah cancelled was a weird one

Best just to chalk it up as non canon or smth

[inner nimbus]

just gonna tap the sign and remind y'all to keep talk of politics to a minimum

[blissful kiln]

someone's still watching SP in 2025?

[inner nimbus]

I imagine smth like this will be brought up every now and then but ye

[molten matrix]

Someone already left because of it

[blissful kiln]

you mean he right

[ocean widget]

Ok we'll set off only one party popper

[blissful kiln]

🥁

[ocean widget]

Nevermind we'll set off two

[blissful kiln]

who's the second one?

[stark bobcat]

it was dn

[little marten]

Late birthday one for me

[ocean widget]

The 2nd one is for the dude who left

[ocean widget]

You're not dead or gone along with being a cunt so you dont get one

[ocean widget]

Who tf is dn

[stark bobcat]

Deez Nuts

[little marten]

Ayyyyyy!!!!!

[ocean widget]

Im setting you on fire

[little marten]

🫵😂

[blissful kiln]

gyattem

[ocean widget]

Fucking wanker

[stark bobcat]

ez

[molten matrix]

Another banger

[orchid skiff]

I wish we could hold hands

but that would be gay

[opal prism]

Is there a reason that people can't join the game after others leave? If I didn't hop into this map, these guys would have 2 manned it. They said 2 people died and left early in the map, and they were without others joining the ENTIRE game xD

[thick coyote]

I can only think about the mission timer running out on the mission board

[coarse tree]

your missions ability to gain new players from quick play is tied to its existance on the map, when the timer runs out and the mission is replaced, you're fucked.

so with such short timers on the main mission board, back fill is almost impossible

they just need to attach a quickplay into missions for an hour after it appears on the board or until all on going missions are gone component to quickplay...

[gilded socket]

Pubert

[nocturne bloom]

[opal prism]

yeah, something needs to be changed, too many maps without people joining xD i even soloed one myself lol

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Caffine

[nocturne bloom]

My drug of choice

[coarse tree]

ive done so many unexpected duos, trios, and solos lol

[elder hare]

Reminder to drink water

[thick coyote]

[elder merlin]

Hydro homie

[astral basin]

LLAN-FAIR-PWLL-GWYN-GYLL-GOGERYChwrndrobwllllantisylliogogogoch

I

Gave up tryna keep it comprehensive syllables

Tryna type out this city name was
Killer

Couldn’t imagine pronouncing it without being

Idk

Welsh

[nocturne bloom]

Hd2 had a area with the same name

Think I posted it here when img perms were allowed

[misty trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

Welsh is such a powerful language

[nocturne bloom]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch II

Was the name of it in HD2

[astral basin]

Oh shit its the actual name

I was confirmed somewhere else that it was indeed welsh lmfao

[elder merlin]

The welsh naming places random shit to confuse invaders and have a laugh

[ripe tangle]

Day 3 of playing HD2, I just got to Level 10

[elder merlin]

Hell yeah

[astral basin]

Hell yeah now you can look at weapon augs and ignore them for the strats

[ripe tangle]

Gesundheit!

[astral basin]

Getting the money for the last strat comes at/after level 40 😭

[ripe tangle]

my goal is to just keep grinding until I get to 25, then be a Mech Pilot all the time every time

literally idc about big bombs or explosions or anything like that I just want the Exo Suit

[astral basin]

Lmfao

But. But. Mechs dont have flamers

[ripe tangle]

I have players giving me tips about getting a special bomb or whatever, idc I just want the Mech

literally dont give a fuck about anything BUT the damn mech

[astral basin]

The gura looking pfp throws me off every time

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[ripe tangle]

that's me irl

[nocturne bloom]

Yea I got a video of why I don't do that...

[ripe tangle]

okay?

what's the reason?

keep in mind idc about winning nor about being efficient, I just want to pilot a mech.

[nocturne bloom]

Ill dm it lol

[astral basin]

Smol gremlin. Got it

Unfortunately. You get 2 mechs w 3 charges each
They cost 20k reqs

[nocturne bloom]

Worm doesnt like exosuit users

[ripe tangle]

who's worm?

[nocturne bloom]

I sent it to you

[ripe tangle]

and why should I care about their wrong opinion

[nocturne bloom]

[astral basin]

Alaskan bull worm

[nocturne bloom]

It threw me so far out of the map it was just water

[astral basin]

Worm sent me to skybox
Teleported me safely to the ground

[nocturne bloom]

Not me

Marked me as a traiter and nuked me

[astral basin]

You do seem traitorous

[elder merlin]

Hellbomb pack?

[astral basin]

Like someone that doesn’t requisition their c-01 permits

[ripe tangle]

I’m not Megumin, I care not for the Hellbomb.

I just want the Mech Suit

[nocturne bloom]

Gundam

[astral basin]

Someone get that sister the freedoms flame bond
We need more bbq divers

Wait

Wrong ine

[nocturne bloom]

Theres like 3 or 4 with fire stuff

[astral basin]

FF has torcher, crisper, and fire safety armor

[nocturne bloom]

Steeled vets has gods chosen breaker incin

MOC has the Pyrotech nade

Dust devils has the yote

Flame sentry is, ok

[elder hare]

yuck, vault blade is where its at

[nocturne bloom]

I will say tho

I found if an alpha commander is charging you and you time it right, the machete can stop it

Ive managed to do it twice

[astral basin]

Pyrotech nade is. Eh. Idk. Cool but not what i need

[nocturne bloom]

In general tho I really like bringing the expend napalm and speargun to like every mission now

Jump pack is the cherry on top

Napalm 1 shots dragons, just gotta be near the head

Speargun 1 shots hulks too

Satisfying

[elder merlin]

They need to either make the mechs customizable or put in the other ones

Still missing the flamer+anti tank mech

[nocturne bloom]

Id like more vehicles in general

[fading otter]

I would kill for that and the little sidecar motorcycle with tracks

Thing looks dope as fuck

[nocturne bloom]

Until you realize its HD2 and it'd flip over instantly

They need to just add a option or tool to flip cars back

[fading otter]

Fair lol but I’d still have fun with it, have to assume it would have lower cooldown than FRV and getting into tighter streets/canyons would be sweet

[elder hare]

like HALO, ez

[gilded socket]

Halo

Love those books

[nocturne bloom]

Theres books i love too

[gilded socket]

You fuck books

[nocturne bloom]

[fair bridge]

chat should i have another drink

[thick coyote]

YES!

[nocturne bloom]

Drink more

Then another

Then another

Then go to the atm

Withdraw all your funds

[delicate vapor]

Be silent snake boy

[nocturne bloom]

And leave it inside the maintenance latch in the light pole across the street from your home

[nocturne bloom]

Hello cat boy

[nocturne bloom]

Oh yea

[nocturne bloom]

[agile raven]

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[nocturne bloom]

Cmon Elios

Keep going

[elder merlin]

Helldivers? @nocturne bloom

[nocturne bloom]

Im at this magical place called work so I dont need to spend time laundering my money through an overseas network

[somber stream]

J*b

[nocturne bloom]

Yea...

Im...

A filthy JOB HAVER....

Im sorry guys..

[gilded socket]

Lami…

J*bber….

[somber stream]

J*bber is insane term

I like it

[gilded socket]

Licht

[somber stream]

Yes hello, Licht here

[elder merlin]

Thought you were calling Lamia a loser lol

[nocturne bloom]

Call me names all you want but it ain't hurting me

[opal wyvern]

Chat what ethnic foods should I try

[somber stream]

Mongolian

[elder merlin]

When you find out Lamia has a debasement kink

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

If thats where you're starting Paul you got a lot more to learn

[round mica]

The real question is what haven’t you tried?

[opal wyvern]

I’ve had empanadas from a Puerto Rican place, Chinese food, Japanese food, Mexican food (clearly because I’m Mexican), some Jamaican food before but I don’t remember well

[round mica]

I’d suggest Vietnamese.

If you haven’t tried it. Just type in “best pho” in your city and see what pops up. One of my fav cuisines!

Thai is worth it too if you can find a legit place

[nocturne bloom]

Thai food is good

Really good fried rice too

[somber stream]

Thai is a safe bet

I love Vietnamese fried springrolls

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Buuuuurrrrrpppp

[misty trench]

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest ethiopian food

African cuisine is seriously under appreciated

[somber stream]

That's a bit too exotic

Not sure if they have those in the city lol

[ripe tangle]

Ethiopian food is very good

[astral basin]

Just did a t7 op with minimal casualties
thats the smell of progress baby

Food topic

Whats the best curry

[somber stream]

Japanese

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench you ever have Tsebhi with the flat bread you're supposed to dip it with

it's like a hearty spicy meaty stew that's served with a flatbread and it was sooooooo good

[astral basin]

“Which country has the best jollof”
A phrase that has started wars

So ive heard

[ripe tangle]

I recommend trying a Korean place in the future

[delicate vapor]

Doesn’t beat Spicy udon

[misty trench]

yeee I have

[ripe tangle]

ngl I love Spicy Udon too

[somber stream]

I've never had jollof before

[misty trench]

honestly you can't go wrong with spiced stew

[delicate vapor]

Spicy seafood udon soup

[round mica]

It really is. I don’t think I’ve ever had a Thai dish I haven’t liked to some degree.

[ripe tangle]

Jjampong?

[misty trench]

but yea ethiopian and eritrean food go hard

[ripe tangle]

my Mom makes really good Jjampong

[misty trench]

Afghan and kashmiri food also gud

mountain bros know how to cook

[ripe tangle]

I've never had Afghani or Kashmiri food

I want to try it though

[misty trench]

they've got this pink tea that's fucking delicious

uhhh Qaimaq Chai

[ripe tangle]

I want Peruvian food again.

[misty trench]

I haven't tried peruvian, only had brazilian in terms of south american food

[somber stream]

Milk tea you say, i'm interested

[misty trench]

it's veri gud, big recommend

[delicate vapor]

Grandmas home made fried chicken

[somber stream]

Add milk and heavy cream to large heavy-duty sauce pan, allow to cook for 2-3 hours on medium low

Bruh

[sleek harness]

Did you ever ate an salgado?

Like pastel

[elder merlin]

A wut

[sleek harness]

Pastel

[misty trench]

yeah I've had 'em

the deep fried thing not the footballer

[sleek harness]

Literally a food you can relate to Brazil immediately

[elder merlin]

Ah, like the paint

[misty trench]

brazillian bbq place I went to had 'em

[dapper trench]

dawg

go to sleep

its like

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[dapper trench]

midnight

[dapper trench]

Fuydc

[sleek harness]

No I am not a funydc

I am a Skaven

Dumbass

[dapper trench]

Then go to the dumbster you rat bastards sleep in

[dapper trench]

overgrown sack of-

[sleek harness]

Looks like he is saying your name

Ngl

[rocky radish]

The suppressed romantic tension is palpable

[formal mortar]

Gonna make sausage gravy for the first time tomorrow

[dapper trench]

Not gay, wouldnt date a rat if i was

respectfully

[sleek harness]

Neither would I date a zero turtle

[sleek harness]

[somber stream]

Okay but

Darktide update when

[dapper trench]

later this week most likely

[sleek harness]

We don't talk about Darktide

It's banned here

[somber stream]

Also new store rotation today yeah?

[rocky radish]

This is the second Helldivers 2 general chat

[dapper trench]

they usually update it every other week

[stuck sapphire]

Chat should i get total war medival 2 on my phone?

[dapper trench]

thursday

[somber stream]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Can't talk

[somber stream]

Today is Thursday

[sleek harness]

Not Darktide related

[stuck sapphire]

Okay rat boy

[dapper trench]

still wednesday over here dum fuck

[somber stream]

Well update use CEST, get bent

[stuck sapphire]

Its like 30 minutes to midnight here

[sleek harness]

Come to Brazil to live 2 hours on the future

[jaunty path]

How much do I need to pay a SoB to dress up like a Clown and kick my ass

[stuck sapphire]

Would rather die

[sleek harness]

Wasn't talking to you

Gray Namer

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle

[somber stream]

Is orang now

[stuck sapphire]

I live in florida its already hot and humid enough

[dapper trench]

now why would i go to a place just to get my head cut off

[sleek harness]

Cut off?

[somber stream]

Okay so no update for this week, gotche

[sleek harness]

You think we live on medieval ages or something?

[stuck sapphire]

When new arbites cosmetics

[dapper trench]

would rather live a full day in future in australia

[dapper trench]

Never

[stuck sapphire]

Im not gonna buy them but its cool to look at

[jaunty path]

You will get human shit in a bag

[stuck sapphire]

Im never gonna buy premium currency in this game

[dapper trench]

Y human shit in a bag

[jaunty path]

Hello Hun.

[jaunty path]

Okay big man, Elephant shit.

[misty trench]

Australians be like "ah another day in paradise" while on fire, flooded, struck by lightning, mauled by a kangaroo and stuck in the centrelink line for 15 hours just to be told to come back tomorrow

[dapper trench]

No just say Nurgle shit

[jaunty path]

Mauled by a kangaroo

[dapper trench]

it fits

Aye Kangaroo's are no joke

[sleek harness]

Sniper TF2 is still alive

So it must be nice there

Obviously

[jaunty path]

This has an intense aura.

Arab Afro stare

[misty trench]

getting an australium tooth

[jaunty path]

(How the shit)

Unpossible.

[dapper trench]

Ngl

[somber stream]

Fucking

[dapper trench]

HD2 kicked my ass harder than a abusive step father

[somber stream]

HD2 not only stole Darktide's fanbase

They just stole Shark's Tech Director too

[dapper trench]

I still love darktide

trust

[sleek harness]

Get him outa of here

Loswr

[dapper trench]

But HD2 got me back in a chokehold on god

[somber stream]

Chat, is this why Tide's performance has been dogshite lately

[dapper trench]

Most likely

[sleek harness]

What are tou talking about

[somber stream]

ArrowHead hired Fatshark's Tech Director back in April this year

Since both games use the same engine

[sleek harness]

Arrowhead helped create Arbites then?

[dapper trench]

OBVIOUSLY
It a unannouced crossover with darktide and HD2

Stupid

[wheat sphinx]

Oh no, we will have the Guard in HD2

[dapper trench]

DarkHell2

[somber stream]

Next year

Also apparently, Stingray Engine was made completely by Fatshark

[wheat sphinx]

Heh, Stingray

[somber stream]

So in a way, Helldivers 2 is Fatshark's baby

[dapper trench]

makes sense

[somber stream]

[wheat sphinx]

Thank you obese megalodon

[rocky radish]

I would absolutely play that. And hate myself every second

[somber stream]

Explains the janks innit

[wheat sphinx]

Actually why is Fatshark's name Fatshark

Why is the shark fat?

[somber stream]

Why not?

[wheat sphinx]

Why not Slimshark?

[dapper trench]

Their Greed

it sickens me

[wheat sphinx]

You mean Gluttony

[dapper trench]

No

[somber stream]

VT2 shop was decent

I blame Tencent for Tide's store

[dapper trench]

Their greed for our money

with shitty cosmetic

that are just recolors

[somber stream]

45 degree tilted visor, 5 bucks please

[dapper trench]

AT LEAST HD2 WARBONDS LOOKS GOOD AND DISTINCT

[wheat sphinx]

We need to feet the megalodon tho

feed it

with our currency

[dapper trench]

Fuck that

Theyll become like Bvhr

Idk if you even know about dbd and the ptb drama

[wheat sphinx]

Nope

what is Bhvr?

Bvhr*

[dapper trench]

The creators of Dead by Daylight

[wheat sphinx]

Oh that thing

My good friend loves that game

[dapper trench]

Yea its alright

But the ptb for 9.2.0 was actually aids

[thick coyote]

Punishing the killers for playing the game

💀

[elder merlin]

That poor bastard

[wheat sphinx]

Ikr

[daring pier]

Does the 50% toughness coherence regenerate work with the loner perk?

[blazing hawk]

Warbonds after Servants of Democracy is slop

[dapper trench]

Okay

[blazing hawk]

Hd2 bugs are mega slop

Bots are botgem

[astral basin]

Never bothered to play dbd
Person i knew that wanted the group to play it was the kind to have a reason to bully everyone else

[sage wyvern]

i miss this game but at the same time i think there has only been 1 content drop since i played like 4 months ago

[astral basin]

Reminds me of destiny

[blazing hawk]

Darktide is a gem except for vet because he sucks mega balls

[sage wyvern]

helldivers is dominating the pve scene and im glad, hopefully someone tries to match it

[blazing hawk]

And slopbites

Helldivers sucks mega balls because they nerfed torcher on bots

[astral basin]

“Except for vet”
Give zealot a go.

[thick coyote]

Zealot can one shot everything

Maybe not captains because health gate

[inland mantle]

Just have a teammate apply skullcrusher then you can

[ripe tangle]

I know I can one shot anything! Through Faith and Fire I have struck at the hearts of Countless Enemies!

I can even fight a Chaos Astartes, an Ork Warboss, and a Greater Daemon, I will always prevail as the God Emperor is on my Side.

[ripe tangle]

I mean… uhhh why do you want me to hit you whilst dressed as a clown?

[somber stream]

So i've been thinking

Sisters use bolter most of the time, each mag holds around 20 to 30 rounds

I don't see any spare magazine, or place to store them

[elder merlin]

I still play it here and there

[nocturne bloom]

me next

[ripe tangle]

should I mention that sometimes I run out of ammunition, I pray for more, a miracle occurs and more is replenished in the magwell, I praise the Saints for providing what I need and continue the fight.

This is why it’s important to sing hymns while you fight.

[somber stream]

Damn

[astral basin]

Why else do you think that leather armor is so padded?
Certainly not by any assets the sister has

[somber stream]

You reckon it would work the same for lasguns?

[ripe tangle]

maybe?

[somber stream]

-# Big Think

[astral basin]

Lasguns dont need spare mags
You take the battery pack and throw it in a fire

[somber stream]

Yeah but, during combat

Will be a while to charge like that

Anyway i'm adding tactical pouches to my SoB

[astral basin]

I think the battery has enough charge that if you took off safety features the gun would melt b4 the battery dies

Or. Have a bigger lasgun

[somber stream]

A Hellgun? I wish

I was just curious how most space marine/ SoB operate without any spare ammo

Lucia gave the answer, they pulled one right out of their ass through prayers

[astral basin]

Now im imagining a heavy laser gun with two battery tanks sitting in a coal pit

[astral basin]

i stand by my theory of their boobs being padded ammo wallets

[somber stream]

Certainly have some capacity of being one, however

Would be mighty uncomfortable, i think

[astral basin]

That much leather, that much size? On all of them?
Somethings going on. I smell deceit

[long sigil]

Finally

My dee come today

Baja blast now

[somber stream]

Baja Blasto!

[long sigil]

Anyway i am on work

It lunch time

I hope this help my dev

[somber stream]

What's for lunch

[long sigil]

Burger

[somber stream]

[long sigil]

From burgerking

[somber stream]

I was expecting rice roll

[long sigil]

Now i can buy

Doog

[somber stream]

What are those called again? Gimbab?

Kimbab?

[long sigil]

Yes

Gimbap is righ i guess?

[astral basin]

Is your burger king nice?
Mine has… issues

[long sigil]

Just close range

Mid

[astral basin]

Ah

[long sigil]

I finished my burger

Back to work

[somber stream]

Have a productive day at work dooooog

[gilded socket]

I hate

[ripe tangle]

idea for a game, it’ll be like Silent Hill or Resident Evil, except it’ll be East German and have a Lesbian Cyborg as the protagonist, and we’ll involve a timeloop and existentialism!

oh wait

[somber stream]

-# Achtung. Achtung. Achtung

[gilded socket]

Lesbian cyborg…?

Isnt that solaris?

[ripe tangle]

Signalis

[tired steeple]

Gyattt

I LOVE SIGNALIS

[formal mortar]

Never heard of signalis

[somber stream]

Should give it a try

Imagine Silent Hill but Space East German

[formal mortar]

Sounds cool

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

And it'll be more slop

[neat jewel]

Thought this was Cronos at first

[stable fox]

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[neat jewel]

Please Fatshark I beg you give us a class with a drone of some kind that you can assign to teammates for support