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That's lame, i was expecting the middle finger
that wouldn't be lucky; the most honorable is the thumb.
That won't scare vampires 
You can always put some garlic in it
🧠
if nicolaus is dead i cannot take incel blood. i will take your virgin blood instead
but i'm not a virgin
licht can attest, he was there
It's always those people who wants my demise
They have to wish harder then
But whatever

Sayless praying on your downfall as we speak
And you too 
It's because of havoc
We can do funny rat game cata 
How old are you Nicolaus?
Look I'd like to not have too many morons on my back
Damn
So don't be, gr
Dont got to call me out like that
You're better than that

Mighty impressive grammar for a 4 yo imo
Here's a hint:
2001, September 30th
Hes just that good
amazing
Damn older then me time for nap time 👴
Wait, you're a brat all this time Rok?
i wonder what other personal information he will impart in a public server
Licht, I'm gonna divide you to 0
I'm just looking for a local's perspective on things over there
My last Russian dude that i know dipped

Guy wish to bring back Imperial Russia lmao
Skill issue
My dog stepped on my toe and cut it
It's like everywhere, everything gets expensive while salary doesn't get bigger
What did you expect
What’s even worse was that someone kept him in the kitchen after spraying bug killer in there
Americans also has this same issue
Dont remind me...
So true!
Man i could use some Salo and bread right about now
Diving
Anyway won't wonder why karking asking for my age
Into the water or helldivers?
do they sell it wherever you are?
Helldivers2
Join me?

Why not
how does the havoc cache reward work? do i get the reward when the week ends and its based on my assignment rank as to how much of the resources i get?
Like in 1 hours?
Maaaybe
Yes
based on highest havoc done that week
Yes but it's too far away i'm lazy. Maybe over the weekend
But it's also the hardest
So i know which question is appropriate to ask
basically as long as I do 1 per week it still counts, got it.
its the only reason im doing it tbh
Bug stop mpregging me
HAHAHAHAHA
The fuck
For kark sake.
"Darktide server is full of freaks"
Licht pregnant with twins!
That's parasites
penances; a dark version of the penance "blue" uniform; the chests contain diamantine/plasteel
Slaaneesh cult in moebian territory
havoc rank = ordo, diamantine , plasteel
16 = 12000, 2000, 5000
18 = 15400, 2270, 6100
20 = 17300, 2650, 7100
22 = 19800, 3140, 8200
30 = 41000, 7050, 15200
35 = 73000, 12600, 22900
40 = 137400, 23200, 35100
AHHH NOW I HAVE IT AHHH
Makarov before entering the airport
I know a few, but won't point my fingers because they already did dozens of ticks on my grudge counter

also when im at the havoc screen i see 2 things for assignment rank. one that says 17 and and one that says 4 with a bronze circle around it. whats the difference?
Look, if you want to be a cool spaghetti cut it out with this emoji
they're cool ass spaghetti
no on likes cool spaghetti
This joke is deadass weird
not cool spaghetti
Clearnance level is the highest you've beaten so that 17 that 4 is your real rank and what you can host at
I am the one who is drunk
Then go KARKING SLEEP
Hello drunk, I'm dad
Naaahh
Bloody hel, you drunk KARK
why am i not surprised lamia of all people has an emoji called hyperpreggers_m
He's trying out the mod response time
🫃
So much for spaghetti
can you only go up/down by 3 the most for the real rank? asking cause it was my first havoc success so thats why
That 17 could also just be the highest you beat that week and is what the chest is based off
why you on lamia's private discord
look at the reactions
I'ma commit crimes
specifically the 3rd one
Max you can go up is 3 yes you can only derank 1 at a time

mmmh
Mpregistan will rise
if only someone hadn't got embed perms removed
@nocturne bloom
mpreg has called me
🫃
I have some questions towards ddm
Maybe if we stop mentioning it
Think it's pinned the rank jumps one sec
Licht, hide
Good idea
They removed it damn let me see if I cant find it
I wish there was cooldown for reacting
smash
Do you think this one event will coincide in the removal of reactions from general aswel?
🍷
or him getting temp-banned
Her*
10 free reacts per day, 0.99$ per extra
look we get it, you have a thing for peaches
not with that attitude. I believe in you.
reminds me of a song called beache peaches
Rations for reactions is crazy work
give it 5 years
Make it 10
Peaches come from a can; they were put in there by a man.

Did spaghetti get axed?
Do i know?
not yet
No their happy finger trigger got tired for a bit
Using it for something else
I'm asking to see if there are mods lurking 🤫
One hand for typing
movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.
Other one gaming, hell yeah
dual brain
Unfortunately not
gay
ur gay
Okay that's a good song I'll give you that
no u
I'm gay
Lmao
We are all gays at some extent

Some takes this too far however...
on the gay spectrum
Wat
What country is that?
The femboy country
hyperpreggers 
that's pretty close to what Kinsey was writing about
Peggers
Who


🕺

Yeah okay
🕺
NO

yes father
Your father is God Emperor
Another name
I am not
Daddy
Lmao
Im a rock therefore I cant be gay. Skill issue on you humans
UPSTAIRS!
Getting freaky upstairs
Explain
Good point
One of the pic is an old guy holding 2 fish, kissing
Perchance
I'm looking for Rakia
I don't trust anything slav, besides strogonoff
Yes
Nah, i'mma do my own thing 
Kinky
💥
Dead, you are. Surprise, big not.
I wish i had a peter griffin dead emoji
[Heavy TF2 laugh]
Did you know New York Pigeons are actually Doves?
The white doves you see released at weddings are just white pigeons. The difference is in how we treat them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Release_dove
This is another example of how deep rooted white supremacy is in our society....
Blyad why do i need such information now
Subscribe to my news Journal at Wokeminds69 dot piss


Missus, i swear i will karking glue you to workplace and make you do non stop writing
Buzzfeed type article

What happened to buzzfeed?
Flopped
I miss Cee
MAD CUZ I'M TRUE
My brazilian bretheren
I hope he's doing okay

Guess he should be
Just because person disappear from internet or server doesn't mean they went extinct anyway
So let us think they live good time

No, they died irl
We're mourning the loss
What
You eat a borger, people ask why, you eat a burger and no one bats an eye.
#nosemunchersanonymous
Eh, pretty much the same feeling, unless they come back
Oddly specific to have such mindset
Mb
I'm an absurdist, trust
Hey Nicolaus. Whos ur favorite character in Murder Drones
I don't watch murder drones
Why
Because not interested

You hate me 💔
Live life to the fullest, am i right?
🫶
I’m like 90% sure that advancedlamb dude actually died
Went from talking daily in here to dropping off face of earth suddenly, still in server

Real and true
Dawg people have things to do outside of discord
Hey I'm not crazy, I'm normal! More normal than you lot.
People don’t often go from sending multiple messages at multiple different points throughout the day basically every day to not sending another message ever again with no warning
I realize life happens but that’s bizarre to anyone who actually uses Discord semi-regularly
You're all weirdos who partake in abhorrent things
cough yea you got that
Says the one weirdly obsessed with farts


I'm a freak, but only in the correct places
I never have said anything about farts in my life
We're not the same
I have a believe you mistaken with someone else
You said some bs literally this morning about how you want a clown girl to Dutch oven you?

You said yesterday or the day before that zealots movement ability is powered by farts?
Pot calling a kettle black lmao
None of the sort. You are insane.

@stable fox Favorite pizza topping?
Spreading literal lies
clussy mentioned?
Damn, i forgot about him
Yo @jovial pine, you still alive
Now. As a normal person. I'm bored. What to talk about...
What type of meat, say it you coward!
Yes
I should continue writing my little story..

@stable fox don’t think I got the wrong person
Alt account copying me

Karking pings
Lmao
Hey
You called
Don't like them?
Hey
Or you’ll fart on me?
Yeah
Also they didn't actually said they like farts. They just did a poor joke
🚬
You guys always make stupid assumptions from a poor jokes?
Bored as ur mum
Got nothing else to do nowadays
Waiting on a DT update so yes
Nicolaus I say a lot of vile things for fun
I have seen smarter things from people
Just not yourself, eh
But assumptions from stupid stuff people say? Yeah gg
Contesting Einstein even
At least i admit i can be stupid
Personally I do not mind people making assumptions about what I like as long as they do not accuse me of anything actually bad.
Someone talking about farts for multiple days in a row is weird
Idc if they’re your friend or not
Weeks*
Let’s call a spade a spade
Ok buddy
I just get along with them somewhat
Whatever y’all say
I'm crying my bestie said he not my friend 
I need 2 billion dollars to emotionally recover...
i'm glad more people are becoming aware of how insufferable this little man is
Who
nicolaus clearly
Oh
And I'm glad mallow is still having grudge
no i was talking about U missus
I have no problem with Nicolaus personally.
with ur cool pfp
Because it goes to another counter
smh
I may or may not show my writing later Nicolaus.
They do(mallow) because they didn't liked me, as I don't fit with their vibe and decided to make assumptions out of thin air
Hey fellas wasnt really keeping up. But are there any news on whats to come?
n o .
I am gonna work on getting this duck in.
thanks
We serve nothing burgers here.
Anyway, if you expect news you better bet for October
Because we might get something in the middle of autumn
Or maybe early November
ik 1,3k hours does that to a mf

am starvin
Are you here since the release?
almost

got the game on december with GPU
Then i suppose you should have known about last a few updates we had
Yes they mid :)
At least ogryn got better
true


And here's my favourite priest
Greetings Nicolaus!
I think you'll both like it a lot.
I’m doing alright Missus
I had a funny idea for a prompt if you want to give that a shot too later
Indeed!
Go ahead
I actually just write some tech for my characters to use
But they should instead lie on their backs to use it.

You'll see why soon.
What kind of mech is that
A tech. That is a blanket

Blanket tech :3
Omnissiah wants to know your location
a war between vampires, cyborgs, and aliens somehow becomes a romance story.

Priest, you took the wrong scripts in librarium again
I'll do what I can with it lol.
I’m making the prompt stupid on purpose
Don't worry
Here's a joke:
Knock knock
I'm already working with Duck vs Aliens lol.
Who’s there?
Emperor
Emperor who?
That’s not a joke though, it’s just facts.
That’s like using water being wet is a punchline.
I commend your effort.


I said the same joke to my friend
She chuckled

Ah, The Emperor protects
I leave for one strike mission and suddenly the whole gang is here
Ave, Armetzger.
True to Cae- The Emperor
True to the Emperor, yes.
I miss New Vegas.
I don't miss having to mod it to not crash every 5 minutes

📞 
Tbf, the imperium would side with Caesar more easily than the NCR
Even though Big E sounds like a NCR or House kind of guy
I hate Tau so much
The Legion praise Mars, the God of war
Invisible cunts
Khorne is Chaos of war and bloodshed
Fck, you're right
So Imperium could make = to that out of fear
He must hate rubric marines
Don't let that one person read that
I think only Lanius speaks of Mars though

What? The Tau lover?
I don't hear other legionaries get into the roman acting that much
This is a Loyalist space, they can suck it
Still, you gotta remember where the origin of Caesar's legion come from
Loyalist safe space 💔
Hegelian Dialetics?
2-3 morons?
Just something about Caesar's Rome Empire
A mormon, a scientist and a merc walk into a bar
2 scientists*
Wanna see a beautiful sight?
edward and bill were both scientists
I forgor
or as close to scientists as you could get in post apocalyptic vegas
The Beggars of the Apocalypse are a forgettable faction after all
for everyone saying joshua is strong in FNV
dude went down like a wet paper towel
Well...
nah bro the followers of the apocalypse are one of the only good factions
he did not survive the couriers shotgun
He was strong in Van Buren, that and the edits is why people glaze him
Followers of snore
buren*
van halens a band
Forgor
Oh don't be like that with foa, they at least trying to be helpful
They also came from fallout 1 so they're the oldest faction
The only reason to side with them is having a sacarstic asshole gay man following you around
Well yes but i kinda liked to help them
Pacer alone makes me dislike the Kings
The hate is strong
The only reason people side with the FOA is for the remnant armor 
Feels good to help doctors when you used to play as medic
you dont need to side with them
just toss a bunch of useless meds their way and they'll be happy
yeah pacer imo is reasonable
can understand the hate tho
Pacer is whatever
Just because he's an arse doesn't mean the entire gang are the same
the fact the NCR put a hit out on him sucks ass tho
My favorite faction is the Boomers just because they are batshit insane
hold on lemme find the thing
Well I'll give you that
Shoot eveyrone on sight.....
Why are we struggling with growing?
I do believe you can get around with Pacer not getting his head blown up
bro i know i said
"paying for ps plus for the online predates gamepass"
(edited)
yeah that also works
Eh, too ez
ps plus became mandatory for online with the ps4
Blowing up the Van Graffs by becoming their employee and doing a bad job is also very funny
you can also get him killed by the silver rush
fuck cant send media
I had guilty pleasure of helping them...
Poor Cass tho
Womp Womp.
gamepass launched 4 whole ass years later
as usual the NCR fucks up once again
at least it wasnt a bethesda fuckup though
Her and Boone should throw a pity party
Oh quit it
You'd think you could live normally after such things like your spouse getting kidnapped for slavery
i'd really like my beret back please.

me when I'm trying to get the band back together and sing "California Dreaming"
No, but look at Raul and Lily
FNV was a 0/10 game ngl
couldn't hold jeannie like rafiki held simba
They need more help than those two fuckers
rauls fine
They can fuck off
mreow
meow
Raul is just rusty and needs dusting off with confidence
Lily is just your grandma
rauls just old
and my favourite character
He's clearly just going through the motions
I saw a F:NV mod that lifts companion number restrictions and anytime ED-E goes off you see half a dozen people run off to go beat a scorpion into pieces.
hes old
hes a ghoul
and hes dealing with the fact the world he knows no longer exists
sure its been 200 years but still
Dog and God are my favorite companion tbh
But he manages it for the most part
Raul's whole storyline is about that; and you can motivate him to return to his Vaquero lifestyle. It's very compassionate.
Just about him getting old is what bothers him
Is that Armitage from Shadowrun?
yeah
even better hes voiced by danny trejo
I didn’t know anyone else ever played that game.
He's the realest one of the vanilla companions. I like Gannon aswel
what? shadowrun? The SNES/GEnesis one?
i play the tttrpg
Yeah
snes
genesis is a completely different game
The actor who actually used to be criminal but now plays as good person and also prefers that if he plays as criminal he gets killed
I ran shadowrun games in the 1990s and early 2000s; in the same era pre-wifi changes
If I'm correct
ye
you old as fuck
Eh, 40.
I like the TTRPG, it’s like a combination of Cyberpunk and Pathfinder
i hate what they did to cyberpunks ttrpg
never played pathfinder
like 60% Pathfinder and 40% Cyberpunk.
Setting is more Cyberpunk though
Reminds me of the Tony Sirico (Paulie from Sopranos)
Shadowrun is really great as long as your hacker/otaku doesn't railroad the missions to make it about them.
best way I can describe Shadowrun the TTRPG
but some Cyber-Samurai are always fun
What change do ya hate?
The only cyber samurai(s) i know is from standalone game continuation of RoboCop rogue city and RoboCop 3 (film)
the only ttrpg i consider amazing is Cyberpunk 2020 and Vampires The Masquarade
all them fucking retcons
I liked Vampire the Masquerade
they added back full body conversions but the reason they removed them is complete bullshit
OH
humanity.
I thought you meant in the story/lore
Shadowrun had to change because when it was developed it assumed everything was going to stay wired and just be fast; it didn't predict everything going wireless; so when wi-fi promulgated shadowrun had to update their stuff to integrate that.
the way cyberpsychosis works has been retconned
40 is the latest 30 can get
I'm playing a game of Red rn
but yeah I've been on the internet longer than a good size of you have been alive.
40 is the new 30, huh
No, but rather there's no year 0 and decades start at the 1
VtM players scare me...
how are you gonna let us kill smasher his first videogame appearence (his first appearence in the ttrpg you cany kill him he will kill you if you go against him) and you dont let us do the thing that makes him unique
i wanted robo racism
Bah, old clod 🫵 
/Jk
V:TM LARPers have been the strange ones; but playing the game was fine -- as long as your players pre-decided to go Camarilla or Sabbat exclusively; mixing them just messes with the cohesion.
here’s the thing NKM, in the video game, V is basically Solo-Jesus, even moreso than Blackhand.
in the ttrpg you’re not, even at maximum levelling.
but that was the 1990s; so cybergoths were quite the trend
how does the larping work do they rent out a place or sumn
They always have main character syndrome bro, i can't 😭
its a dumb reason
also blackhand was never shown as being a god
I’m just saying….
yes; sometimes a park or a community center or something. Sometimes it's a person's house.
It's basically going to a public place and larping
and you’re right, he wouldn’t want to be a god anyway
are there videos of this lmfao
Camarilla? Sabbat? Did you hit your head or something? Come on, the Ventrue are trying to destroy Carthage, we need to stop them!
stop crossing random bridges in Italy, then you’ll stop thinking about Carthage.
I played two games of VtM... They both ended with people fighting irl over what the characters did in the game
cant find anything there are only complaints no one is documenting it
I've been to larps, it's like an anonymous alcoholics meeting but you play out a scenario
some get real weird
I could never actually do it properly, I feel awkward enough roleplaying in dnd
Ngl, i would dress up in full plate armor on a renassaince fair and say some hoity toity shit for funsies
i dont roleplay i roll and play
it was rare to find medieval setting; and I even knew a goth chick who loved Cappadocia. People wanted cybergoth stuff, so yeah, modern settings.
advanced
lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt
I wanna beee Tzimeeetzieeeeeee
tyrannid fleet larp
watching worms in compost.
They usually are the chill ones. The ventrues and gangrel that usually take it too far
That’s not the same, going to the Ren Faire it’s acceptable to do this, these larpers he’s talking about just go to a random public park on a tuesday and roleplay embracing or drinking people.
My problem is my group tended to blend character with themselves, and it always got messy. Which is why i prefer DND people don't tend to do that thee
I would dress up in full plate in a random place just to mess around with people like i stole an armor piece from a museum
you cant do that shit in america tf youll get shot
They don’t do it to random people, they do it with eachother in a public space.
sometimes you have dice in your hand and you challenge people and roll on a picnic table; I once met a game who did rock/paper/scissors instead of a roll; I heard a story from Noah Antwiler where items were written on 3x5 index cards an d that's how you substantiated your equipment
The fact is. Vampire = Cringe
Knight = Cool and funny
What about Pirate?
is Pirate cool?
elf = stinky and bad
Pirate = Very cool
hell yeah ❤️
eldar head too big
Vampire = cool
headshot eldar from the shadows
from the shadows?
damn thats cringe as fuck bruh
you need a hyphen somewhere in your name; a Nazi Killing-Machine is different from a Nazi-Killing Machine.
Elf haters smh
put an entire craftsworld in a museum
Something I just thought about, could you wear a suit of armour or a pirate costume or whatever and use it as like a form of busking/performing for tips?
I suppose you could.
True, reading that name is like the smiling hank frowning hank meme
this is just September 19th
Seeing someone do a full flip in complete armor would be worthwhile
I guess the difference is if you take it 100% serious, or you can goof around.
Like actual acting vs. Method acting
Nazi killing machine 🙂
Nazi killing machine 💀
What happens on the 19th?
no if youre a good person youll understand im killing them if youre a bad person youll think im a nazi
you underestimate stupid
oh cool
schrodinger's fascist
Oh youre talking about LARPing, I thought the genres in general-- oh yeah, most of the time we think of Vampires we think of people from the Mid West, pale af, with exagerrated teeth and with names like "Lord Nightswallow"
youre 50% bad and 100% old
so it might be early onset dementia
works 70% of the time, every time
mate if i meet someone who has a character named lord nightswallow im lobbing a brick at them because thats a shit name
granted thats also one lamia would probably have
Endless faith in hopeless deeds
Sir Kanye of the West and Jay Of the Seas, Knights on a quest to Paris
Oh no, I have a long-term career, own a house, have traveled the world, and have lived experience with a wife and a family and a stable life. Oooh noooooo
Calling sister midnight
I once saw a group of larpers at a hotel, they were supposed to be Ninjas and several of them were Naruto Running and using anime moves on eachother 
I think that's more the Game Master's deal; y'know, approving character sheets and stuff.
"My name is Hugh Mungus, you have eaten my poptart, prepare to die"
they don't sail together anymore
That was like 5 or 6 years ago but I still remember it
that's how the name looks to me too
obviously it's not what it means, but still
Dark days indeed
Cmon that shit is hilarious
It was.
when the nazi and the pedophile arent friends anymore 
I'd join in "my chakra level is easily over 9000, your futile moves and lack of deoderant fail you."
but what if both of them were both of those things? 
What?
"What the fuck's a Kami?!"
"I AM THE HYPE!!"
ye could never
Kanye East is my favorite opera singer
hes too busy doing whatever unexplainable act of self hate hes doing
Lack of deodorant
wtf
3 hours of training
dont post that
Help.
in what
I knew Kanye was crashing out and digging his own grave, but tf did Jay-Z do?
Working the elections
It's over for you
I don't wanna do work aaaa
“I’ll show you an Electorate College!”
*shoots both Candidates with a gun multiple times.*

Normal American event

I got an hour and 30
"Leave me alone"
Akira!
"AAAAAAAAAH"
some shit that got brought out during his accuse of thing i cant say, i dont remember the specifics
didn't he beat his wife or something
also kanye isnt really digging everything hes had 200000 carrer emding moments he comes back and goes

He'll bounce back
He said he was a p word. That's the shock
Like, WHAT?
Nah the only thing dude has in him is undiagnosed tier 1 psychosis
"TETSUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
ah, well, they probably all are tbh
"KANEDAAAAAAAAAAA"
he is diagnosed what are you talling about
wtf
yes
no
Elite psychosis
groupies
Ranked psychosis
I'm hoping for a Donda 2, but i know it ain't gonna happen
I wonder if I have voices in my head
thats old school as fuck i doubt rappers dabbled
Its not psychosis if the voices never agree
ofcourse they did lmao
they sing about murder and call women bitches, you think they don't sleep with underage fans?
FemmeVet] "What's 'yer point!?"
donda 2 is vultures 2
[lowers bolter]
Cool down...
Asking if Kanye was right is definitely on my top 10 List of questions for god
You kill at the command of a voice in your head
idk abt that
it’s not in my head, it comes from the God Emperor and the Saints.
That’s different.
Sounding like The Seer rn.
"Yes my beloved, priest needs a vacation"
Lucia
I don’t actually hear their voices, I feel them. In my heart and soul.
but Lucia isn't a priest
I fight for them with righteousness.
2 sides same coin
I call them priest, deal with it
No they’re not.
are so
Nicolaus calls me a Priest even though I’m not one.
Ya speak like one
if enough people believe a lie it becomes reality
Sister, you are the most zealot here
me when i lie
At least i believe it sounds honourable
I’m actually a Militant Warrior for the Ecclesiarchy
Me when i true (idk)
I am a priest and my religion is Gachi
♂️ aMEN ♂️
me am sry Sister, that’s scizhofreniya

jk 
Do you show heretics who is the boss of this gym?
Oh karking here we go again
You're a nun with a gun.
I only show Heretics the barrel-ends of the Holy Trinity.
The Flamer, The Bolter, The Meltagun.
Huh maybe the difference between a priest and zealous crazy person is the rank
you've got priest energy but not officially one.
Charlie Kirk just got slimed at one of his rallies
I wonder who would win, a custodes "miracle" or a saint's "miracle"
That happens a lot, he’s a loser.
Captain Kirk?

Sorry, i don't know american politics well enough
ASSHOLE DOWN!
To know who that is
A DIPSHIT WHO OPPOSES MY EXISTENCE!
he’s a right-wing Political Agitator who’s very pro-trump and anti-abortion as his main thing he debates about.
He usually debates with ill-prepared College Students to ensure he always “wins” usually by talking over them.
This is a real Jeremy Clarkson “oh no! Anyway…” moment
lmao
lmao
lmao
Oh like that one guy?
Sharpiro
I dunno why i said that but i wanted to keep it going
the thing I’m thinking about now is that Conservatives have this sort of victim-mentality where they like to tout themselves as being persecuted while they themselves are often the persecutors.
I’m wondering how the Far-Right and Alt-Right are going to Martyr Charlie Kirk and use his murder as a justification for violence against people.
I don't wish death on anyone, but also, i don't care enough to say my condolences
basically, yeah
Calling sister midnight
the kirk man died?
Let's say, hypothetically, that Darktide is a good game
Hello rule 11 violators
I wish death upon all
alright sorry if I'm breaking the rules...
let's talk about something other than politics?
this chat is literally just reddit
So anyways, the Warhammer 40k imperium of man is a totalitarian fascist government with a horrible percapita life expentancy
Who was in love with her cousin who was not her husband
Yes. The infrastructure and ideological standing of Macragge and how effective are their supply lines compared to last year
This is the war
it's not a fascist government, it's more like Decentralized Feudalism...
but the rest of that sentence is correct.
it is very much fascist

Ruled by an oligarch topped by theocracy
I didn't say it wasn't fascist
thanks for the upvotes, kind stranger

I mean each planetary government appeals to a higher law thats enforced by tithes, conscription, and an absolute rule. you speak bad of the leader, to the gulag (bolter round to the head) for the dissidents
correct, it's feudalism
you literally described feudalism
i want GW to make one of these cool animated shows they're making but focus on hive gangers
that higher law is the religion they all share and the governing church, but the planetary governments have their own autonomy
Lazarus
So who has higher power, the high lords of terra or the inquisition
Totalitarianism =/= Fascism, Fascism is a specific kind of Totalitarianism, but not all Totalitarianism is Fascist by definition.
Technically the Lords of Terra, but they have no control of what happens outside of Terra, they just tell the Inquisition to do things and the Inquisition largely acts on it's own accord.
Sue
GW literally has a flow chart for this
they do yeah
Feudalism has very defined lines of rule, the IoM sometimes blur the lines-- for instance, there are self governing bodies like the Ordo Hereticus but their orders can supersede based on transgressions, not sure if a traditional feudalistic empire has self policing (I could be completely wrong though)
At that same token Custodes don't govern any body or mass, but they are considered extensions of the Emperor and even have a seat at the table
Now ain’t that just like me
I like how every single step on this Hierarchy consists of people who mostly just do things on their own and occasionally deal with eachother, usually with whoever on whatever tier higher or lower almost always having to strongarm the fuck out of whoever else to do literally anything XD
if you play Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy you know exactly what I'm talking about 
Yeah, this is bureaucracy alright.

Well if we're talking about european fuedalism? IT's the Catholic Church
if we're talking Japense fuedalism, it's the Shogun
Thats true lmao, I find it hilarious that the Emperor didn't want it to be ruled by theocracy at all and the religion became the strongest arm of the government
and that goes to the Emperor via tithing
Emperor likes big tithes
o7
it became the only thing even vaguely resembling a government that went beyond a planet or sector
True, to add on to your earlier point about feudalism it ties into the whole "body governs itself and as long as we get money you get no problems" coupled with "extreme absolutarian xenophobia" and heavy religious overtones to further underscore the fearsome leader illustration
What ties millions of worlds together, each with potentially trillions of people on hive cities? It'd be impossible to govern them all to prevent societal collapse-- and what works? Pretending that magic space jesus will smite you if you dont pay your taxes
Seeing how close the Inquisition is to the Emperor, it really makes me wonder.
could you say he cannot lie
and occasionally sending the Inquisition to actually smite the fuck out of you when you don't comply lmao
Well it's koku
Or the arbitititities
They'd build their precinct fortress in sight of the planetary governor not as protection but as a reminder to pay bills hahaha
That's some fascist shit right there
Break it down
well it's authoritarian, not necessarily fascist
yea but unfortnately, I need to go back outside.
true
I think it dips its toes into both ideas as there is a lot of overlap
Authoritarian is what propels fascism
anyway, the Rogue Traders are dynastic and basically royalty, but they control Trade Networks between planets and even sectors.

imagine a Pirate King who controls the East India Company, but in Space.
When I first read of Rogue Traders in Eisenhorn I thought they were nobles.
They have noble titles and their presence carries a bunch of weight
But they cannot, for instance, lay claim to succession outside of their own dynasties
Fascism is a form of authoritarianism, but what its key components are is reactionary promotion of/to an idealized form of traditionalism & status quo (e.g., ethnonationalism, strict gender roles, racial stratification), late capitalist fiscal policies (neoliberalism when not in a war economy with massive privatization of markets and denationalization of public assets under the beguiling of working class interests; anti-unionization/collective bargaining of working class individuals), adherence to jingoistic foreign policy.
Exactly, and if the emperor says "NO XENOS OR YOU DIE" you fight the xenos, or you die
in a sense, they're sort of a form of Nobility that exists within it's own league that isn't the same as a Planetary Highborn.
Well that's authoritarianism, but that alone could be theocratic, monarchic, or despotic.
In one factor, but we're also talking about making enemies of anyone who isn't human or who doesn't believe that the God Emperor of Mankind is the supreme ruler
guys, do we know when is the September update for this game?
Its tangental to a threat breaking down the structure of rule
True
the Imperium has an Emperor in name only; but it's ruled through a plutocratic oligarchy
Yesterday 
Why do you people keep talking about a fuckin update are you expecting a special event or something
(no we don't know)
That oligarchy does answer to his will though, with no means of pushing the tape. If any of them are under scrutiny for not following his will, they are replaced immediately
Willingly or unwillingly
Do you think someone up there in the hierachy knows the Imperium is built on a lie
that's a form of theocratic species supremacy; so yeah, with the larger picture the Imperium acts as a theofascist plutocratic oligarchy, burdened by the weight of its traditionalism and bureaucracy and a million little despots in on the grift. It is incapable and unwilling to progress or advance without reckoning with the foundations of its past and the wrongs that it has built its society upon.
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laughs in Inquisition
Besides gulliman
Its definitely a spaghetti classification 1000%, my thoughts on the HLoT is that having millions of planets under rule is extremely expensive and time consuming to manage, so giving them management over specific avenues is the way to go. But they all still answer to one dude, and if that dude says everyone has to wear gold undies and call him Seniorita, then that becomes the new defacto law. It is an interesting study though in how they evolved to try and manage that challenge
That's the thing about worshipping a corpse; it doesn't have answers and you can make them up as you go.
I am not 100% versed on Rogue Traders, but I know that sometimes they can go into each others territories-- if both are in an unclaimed territory, who gets right to rule?
The Emperor is a thing that does not answer
the largest religions on earth worship & venerate corpses.
Much like God himself in the real world
Except for us custodes, cause we are his will and the high lords can suck a fart
(yes there is a custodes on the HLoT too)
Ya make it up as you go, and hope for the best.
And Rouboute, who is looking to shake shit up



