general-chat

[obtuse oak]

Correct

[lilac crag]

Any Passive Health Regen Is Bad for the game

[stuck wasp]

Access to great weapons, but quite brittle

[somber stream]

They have access to portable rail guns and pin point accuracy orbital strikes

[stuck wasp]

The real decider is the Imperial Navy vs the ships anyway

[hasty sky]

have you played payday 2? The Grinder perk deck was disastrous for the game's build variety

[jaunty path]

There's just one and its until death. And its very balanced lol

[obtuse oak]

Helldivers would win against space marines because there's a lot of them. However, super earth would be broken in half by the imperial navy and the Imperial guard.

[somber stream]

Imperial will chew SEAF ships for snack

[thick coyote]

Yup
Air Superiority

[elder hare]

They are also very slow compared to SMs, and most engagements occur either in grand open spaces (White Claws zerg and trample) or in tight corridors (no orbital cannons)

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[lilac crag]

until that got nerfed. and then anarchist... and then leech... and... so on and so forth.

[hasty sky]

Took them several years though didn't it

I got sick and tired of PD2 forever around the time One Down update dropped

[floral ermine]

until death is only for the user and not a team wide aura that's the biggest difference

[jovial shoal]

Regardless of hp regen or whatever, I threw you an idea in 5 minutes. Fatshark can figure something out in 2 years

[somber stream]

Railgun, Recoilless rifle, Quasar canon

[thick coyote]

Stoic 🗣️

[hasty sky]

Stoic is also hilarious but that's after my time

[lunar karma]

Skitarius class when? 😭

[elder hare]

60 million armed helldivers seem like a lot but there are over 1 trillion people per hive city. I'm trying to find a number of actual helldivers

[obtuse oak]

The Imperium would also win because it's not afraid to destroy planets through exterminatus when they're fully lost, so they would make super earth fight tooth and nail for every inch and then destroy the planet before retreating anyway. Eat shit idiots

[stuck wasp]

Well that's not really how things work, basically if they change them, it mean spending time on it, time that could be used on other things that are more requested

Most Aura are fine

[jovial shoal]

Most auras really arent

[stuck wasp]

They don't need to be that special

[somber stream]

Yeah Imperium will win regardless, but as i said. The Super destroyers are capable of FTL so they can pull some real nasty shit behind the line

[stable fox]

Okay hear me out.
Galactic Empire vs Super Earth vs Imperium of Mankind vs Federation (Starship troopers)

[stuck wasp]

Abilities, blitz, hell even Keystones are the building blocks to how to play

[obtuse oak]

I've been playtesting and talking with devs for 2 years, and there's always been way more important stuff to do than spending the required time to think of proper sick ideas for the auras lol

[hasty sky]

it's really only 2 vet auras and 1 zealot aura that are not fine

[elder hare]

It'd be cool if there were "active" auras, something like "aura of thorns" where melee enemies take a small hit when they hit you, or "stability aura" where you don't get stunned anymore

[stable fox]

[jovial shoal]

I mean, with coherancy being as weak as it is... and auras offering next to nothing in regard to anyone else but you... I think its time for a change

[stuck wasp]

Star Wars win

[thick coyote]

Loner would still be mogged by Second Wind

[round mica]

Why cant they all team up

[hasty sky]

even then I believe the vet auras would be ok after a slight buff and loner aura, well...

[round mica]

Smh

[stable fox]

Elaborate

[obtuse oak]

Stability aura that removes stuns for the entire team? Op

[stable fox]

(karking phone)

[elder hare]

In coherency, try getting a team to stay within 5m of you the whole run

[thick coyote]

Unironically the only salvation for Loner is to remove it from the game

[stuck wasp]

They have the best FTL, great Space ship combat, their normal weapons are in theory Plasma weapons
And they work on having great number of troops that use tactics

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse oak]

Loner is definitely stupid though, I've been saying that forever.

[hasty sky]

Mandated edict, mercy sanction 🗿

[stuck wasp]

Don't think there have been anyone defending Loner, other than its users

[stable fox]

But do GE has disadvantages when going against all 3?

[hasty sky]

What users? They're too busy kissing the floor to talk

[round mica]

I think it goes to who Evers willing to commit the most atrocitys and that kinda will always go to the imperium 🤔

[jovial shoal]

And thats fine, I'm not saying this is the most important idea nor even origional. I'm just saying its stale and I feel that such a pushed mechanic shouldn't be cast aside so easily

[elder hare]

Maybe in a grand scale, but looking at each armed unit pound for pound versus the availability of said units and apply those to any battle scenario and IoM faces grander threats and wins against those too

[lilac crag]

it needs to get scrapped and replaced with mostly anything

[elder hare]

I feel like having an internal timer on loner (where you get a bonus for 30 seconds but it needs to be recharged in coherency) would make it more interesting

[halcyon glen]

they call me black barbarella

[hasty sky]

nah it's just a bad idea of an aura all around

[stuck wasp]

Greatly limited use of non-standard tech, iirc very low amount of stealth tech (though that would depend on the tech of the opposing factions

[stable fox]

Yeah, Empire has not that many techs and units for stealth missions. Name a few actually

[lunar karma]

No, the Galactic Empire does not have the sheer resources to last against the imperium, nor would sith or Jedi be any kind of trump card, death star even less, they could pile all they have in one fleet and rush for terra but they'd lose in the grand scale still due to sheer lack of numbers and the unwillingness of imperial soldiers to fight an actual enemy

[stuck wasp]

I couldn't, I don't know them.
I just remember 1 ship from the animated show

[thick coyote]

Sure
Incentives for yoyoing back to your squad

[fading otter]

Their vehicles are also delicate as shit lol an AT ST gets smashed by logs in the one movie doesn’t it

[blissful kiln]

not the sw vs wh talk

[fading otter]

That would be like one Bolter shot to kill lol

[stable fox]

There's shadow troopers tho

[lunar karma]

There's literally no way SW can win and im a SW fan

[stuck wasp]

I've said I don't know them

It's space combat that matter anyway

[stable fox]

But might heard of them once

[elder hare]

You mean the squad that got rekt by ewoks?

[blissful kiln]

what the fuck does that even mean

what part of star wars vs what part of warhammer

[stable fox]

That's stormtroopers, and ewoks at least know their Endor

[blissful kiln]

which time period

[fading otter]

Assumedly Empire vs Imperium

[stable fox]

So it's justified that they could deal with outsiders

[blissful kiln]

how do you compare magic mumbo jumbo that varies from source to source

[lunar karma]

They were thinking of Galactic Empire vs m40-41 imperium

[halcyon glen]

Play

[round mica]

We need a history channel like doco about armies from universes against others

[lunar karma]

I can point u to vid

[blissful kiln]

warhammer already makes no sense within its own setting

[stable fox]

Theoretically, Empire could try last long against Imperium of Mankind but it's just depends on tactics

[floral ermine]

people love da powerscaling

[blissful kiln]

Madara mogs the Imperium actually

[round mica]

The wermacht vs the modern day us army tune in at 9

[blissful kiln]

no dif

[floral ermine]

its the same as comparing characters written by different people under different rules to characters written by different people under different rules

[thick coyote]

Power scaling son
All of ye

🫵

[lunar karma]

Can't, all galactic empire can do is muster local superiority and leverage faster ftl to last a while until they just lose major shipbuilding centers like kuat and go bye bye

[floral ermine]

theoratically, whoever wins is determined by who's writing it

[stable fox]

Look i just got bored and wanted to hear who would win from all 4 suggested faction

[fading otter]

Like the most powerful things in Star Wars are force users who routinely take down entire swathes of the Empire at a time and a force user with a lightsaber is much weaker than a librarian with force axe

[lunar karma]

Abeloth

[fading otter]

Yeah but no faction harnesses her do they? Random crazy space creature isn’t going to fight for the empire

[elder hare]

Madara gets brain bursted by a single mid psyker from a planet away

[round mica]

Wernt those old republic sith pretty strong?

They could probably go toe to toe w a psyker ?

[elder hare]

Nah, there is nothing in Star Wars that could survive in Warhammer 40k for an extended period of time without becoming enslaved/killed/corrupted and then killed

Even death star would be deleted by a bored Necron

[stable fox]

Speaking of star wars. From what i heard, the early days of Republic was kind of like Warhammer 40k

[lunar karma]

Yep, it's just a 1 time apocalyptic being that really won't do shit, at best food for chaos

[round mica]

The old republic was starwars best lore imo

[lunar karma]

Preach

[round mica]

That and extended universes

[elder hare]

back when Jedi didn't really know how to fight and were more diplomatic philosophers

[round mica]

Shame Disney threw it away

I dont really like the star warsy stuff

I like the charecters who don't matter

[stable fox]

Tbf, if we'll take a deeper gander at extended universe, it also had some bizzare things that kind of wouldn't make that much of sense

[fading otter]

Bros a Glup Shitto fan

[round mica]

On a world in the middle of no where

[stable fox]

But it was indeed better than whatever Disney gave us

[round mica]

Like I think rouge one was sick

[stable fox]

Andor too

[round mica]

They kinda mattered but it was neat to see a different perspective

[stable fox]

Good thing they needed 2 seasons unlike with Mandalorian

Though the latter from what i heard fell off on third season

Also book of boba...

Yeah...

[fair bridge]

oh wow the weapon customization mod is getting a full rebuild

[round mica]

Book of Boba

I wanted to like that so badly

But

Yeah

[stable fox]

Disney sometimes just doesn't understand what they need to make

[elder hare]

Book of Boba needs Dan Abnett to write it

[stable fox]

They trying to appeal everyone but gets no one

[round mica]

HOWEVER

Cad bayne

[stable fox]

That's basically what happened with Kenobi

[round mica]

Was neat

That's the only thing I liked about that

[stable fox]

At least andor did right

[analog marsh]

A timeline where the Confederacy of Independent Systems won would put up a much better fight against the Imperium then the Empire tbh. Remember the CIS held back on purpose during the war, just to make Palpatine look good, a fully realized CIS "Empire" with legions of droids would basically be like dealing with Necrons, but even worse since the Droids get upgraded pretty often and can be made more advanced then what is in Warhammer.

[jaunty path]

Why do people keep saying the Imperium are the bad guys? When I ask this. The first thing I'm told are the Hive Cities and life long labor. But as someone with intergenerational Trauma, it really isn't that bad. There's been far worse in the universe and while it's very sad. It all looks very cool aesthetically. So how are the Imperium the bad guys??? I mean who looks cooler. Nurgle cultists or Church State Policemen?!?!

[fair bridge]

the dwarves

[stable fox]

Also. Replacing infantry force.
They could have use an ARMY of SBD or BX(commando droids) instead of B1 and oh boy-

[round mica]

Because they are

[analog marsh]

Everybody is the bad guys in WH with few exceptions.

[obtuse oak]

Bait used to be believable

[stable fox]

Here, you'll need it 🚬

[elder hare]

True, but weren't they all taken down at once by Darth Jar Jar Binks?

The droids that is

[jaunty path]

As a hard working american on the minority side. I think I'd do quite well in the Imperium. Though I think it's a bad sign people say they'd never want to live in the Imperium. That means we're blighted with weakness of the soul everywhere.

[round mica]

Big e would have most likely culled the astartes after the great crusade and they had met their purpose

He was literally planning to start again iirc

[elder hare]

Just like the Thunder warriors

[stable fox]

Adeptus Astartes are our avenging angels

[jaunty path]

Exceptions being the Imperium, obviously. Because they're the main protagonist, and everything else is antagonizing them.

[analog marsh]

Think bigger, they could probably just make fully AI copies of General Grievous and have them roaming around as assassins to kill all the imperial commanders. They likely can't be harmed by most normal weapons either, because iirc GG armor can tank fire from starfighter weapons.

[round mica]

People Even think the custodes would have been phased out / wiped out

[elder hare]

Too expensive to mass produce

[jaunty path]

Custodes? More like Janitors.

[elder hare]

Cleaning up the slop of the universe

[stable fox]

Well in EU the scientist created a robot from whatever left of Grievous so it isn't a big of stretch idea... But also expensive... But maybe worth it if CIS needs victory one way or another

[obtuse oak]

I don't know how he was planning to do that when he couldn't even kill half of them without wrecking his whole imperium and eating shit, but okay.

[jaunty path]

Since the Emperor is stuck in his throne. Does he wear diapers? He'd need to shit eventually. And if he does, who changes them?

[stable fox]

Yes i have did research at some extent

It was from video game also

[round mica]

The confederacy was my favorite faction because of the battle droids

[elder hare]

War materiel isn't always about money, its also about resources-- one reason weapons grade materiel is so expensive is because of how hard it is to access, making an army of "tough but not unbeatable" clankers will just put the entire warband in a massive deficit

[stable fox]

What was it called... Star wars galaxies?

Never played but i heard that you could meet the copy of Grievous there?

I think...

[jaunty path]

Star wars? More like reddit wars...

[stable fox]

That joke didn't had a happy landing

[jaunty path]

:3

[analog marsh]

Yeah, true. Spamming GG clones would be OP.

They could also field some of the more advanced designs they never used, like the B3 Ultra Battle Droid.

[round mica]

I can't remember where I saw this but this is if chaos never messed up his plans

[lilac crag]

actual... conversation... in genchat...?

the world is healing...

[jaunty path]

We need a Warhammer movie written like a marvel movie

[stable fox]

Oh yeah, if Palpatine would actually let on loose CIS man... Oh boy

Imperium would struggle

Let alone Republic

Besides, they(CIS) had a good terms with Banking club

(I don't remember the name)

So actually... Financing it wouldn't be a big deal that much

[elder hare]

Grevious would get shredded by bolterfire, as would anything weilding lightsabers. Let alone Meltas or plasma cannons. Let alone Knights destroying destroyers

[stable fox]

What about agility?

[analog marsh]

Especially due to SW factions having Hyperspace Travel, much faster then Warp Travel tends to be. It'd be hard for the Imperium to react to attacks due to the CIS being able to show up anywhere, whenever they want basically.

[stable fox]

Oh yeah, element of surprise

[elder hare]

What about it? SMs move so fast they appear like blurs to average guardsmen, and those are just the Inceptors

[nocturne flicker]

do you guys think luke skywalker informed his friends who he was supposed to meet up with at tosche station about him leaving tatooine to join the rebellion, or did he just up and leave without telling 'em so they thought he went missing?

[elder hare]

Hyperspace travel only works on planets and systems that have been mapped out

With grids and galactic coordinates

Otherwise theyd just run into a planet and die

[stable fox]

They could have used scouts to map stuff

I suppose

[elder hare]

The scouts would get shot out

By anything with a PDF

[stable fox]

Multiple scouts

[analog marsh]

They can send probe droids.

[stable fox]

Ah da

[elder hare]

Where would they send them?

[stable fox]

Disposable droids

[nocturne flicker]

like are his friends actively on the search for him, handing out and stapling up missing posters?

[elder hare]

Space is MASSIVE

[stable fox]

So tiny that hard to hit

[elder hare]

Also takes years to travel, droids dont have FTL

[tawny gorge]

no

[analog marsh]

well they managed to map out the star wars galaxy, so pretty sure they can do it again in a different galaxy.

[elder hare]

Which is again, the same problem

[elder hare]

They work in quadrants, and from refugees

[tawny gorge]

maybe blood angels have corpse cakes but i doubt its the corpse cakes youre talking about

[obtuse oak]

Which was a dumb assumption anyway. I don't know why he thought Chaos wouldn't fuck his shit up and thought he didn't have to warn the primarchs sufficiently. Though if they provided a sufficient explanation in the Heresy novels then I wouldn't know because I haven't read that far yet.

[tawny gorge]

ehhhh

[elder hare]

People forget that space is massive, MASSIVE stretches of emptiness between stars

[obtuse oak]

Anyway Big E is interesting as a character because he's an idiot

[elder hare]

Going FTL could still take you decades

[tawny gorge]

not could would

[stable fox]

how dare you

/Jk

[tawny gorge]

and its more than decades

[elder hare]

Lmao calling in reinforcements from an army that's 10 Light years away only for them to come to a battle that's been memorialized in stone

[obtuse oak]

There's no speed limit on FTL

[floral ermine]

i still only know little lore but for someone who's all knowing and immortal seems like he made 1 billion mistakes and those mistakes started before he made 1 billion super soldiers who got lost in space lmao

[blissful kiln]

nuh uh

[obtuse oak]

It's faster than light travel

[round mica]

This is my thoughts exactly, I bet if he had told his damn kids about chaos they would have atleast had a chance 😭

[obtuse oak]

FTL can be instantaneous

[jaunty path]

I'm hardly on indepth 40k lore. But since the worst scenario was inevitable. Ya think it was better for E to just get straight to the point or delay the inevitable.

[tawny gorge]

no that means instantaneous

[elder hare]

Thats not how travel works though, especially not in an unmapped universe with no linear vectors

Teleportation =/= travel

[jaunty path]

It essentially is. Think of flipping a light switch

[tawny gorge]

horrible analogy

[tawny gorge]

true

[jaunty path]

Eh how so?

[tawny gorge]

the flash outran instant teleportation

[obtuse oak]

I'm just saying that the term FTL just means any kind of theoretical faster than light travel, there's no guarantee it would take any amount of time at all. It's all theoretical anyway. Realistically we have no leads on FTL travel being possible at all.

[elder hare]

LMAO im just laughing at Star Wars FTL travel heading right into a Hive Fleet or the Cicatrix Maledictum cause they dont know where the fuck theyre flying

[analog marsh]

There'd be ways for SW universe to find their way around in the 40k verse. They can probably find solar systems by using an advanced Ai powered telescope or something. Then use Hyperspace travel to go there.

[round mica]

I like how they do travel in event horizon

Very similar to wh

[tawny gorge]

flipping a light switch is instantaneous to you because you cant perceive how fast it is actual instantenous "travel" goes beyond time

[jaunty path]

You don't get how fucking relieving it is to see FTL used outside of the context of powerscaling

[round mica]

That movie is unofficially a wh movie imo

[jaunty path]

God I fucking hate Powerscalers

[elder hare]

one of the inspirations to WH iirc

[jaunty path]

We need to purge them.

[round mica]

What's a powerscaler?

[tawny gorge]

this is technically powerscaling

[tired inlet]

faster-than-light

[obtuse oak]

Warhammer is from the 80s

So that can't be right

[tawny gorge]

star wars hyperdrive would make warhammer warp travel useless

[analog marsh]

powerscaling doesn't even make sense half the time.

[jaunty path]

Okay but it's not taking a panel or two and making fat statements on them as if your interpretation is objectively true and it is not as annoying.

[round mica]

I was thinking maybe it was a book first?

[little marten]

Event horizon was WH inspired

[obtuse oak]

Or are you saying that Warhammer was inspiration for event horizon?

[little marten]

That’s the one yes

[round mica]

I can deffs see that

[little marten]

Director was mad into Warhammer etc

[jaunty path]

I hate jojo fans.

[somber stream]

Are we still talking about Imperium vs S.E lol

[elder hare]

my bad juggling multiple conversations, yeah

[obtuse oak]

Yeah that makes sense. That's a gellar field failure if I've ever seen one.

[stuck wasp]

I don't think there was a book the movie was based upon

[round mica]

Ah

[jaunty path]

I think we talking star wars and Wh

[waxen meadow]

can we have a blaze force sword for next skin?

[stable fox]

Well, unfortunately for you, it was me all alone. DIO!

[elder hare]

I also love how Gellar fields were named after Ross Gellar from Friends because his personality is so repulsive

[tawny gorge]

afaik they quite literally just took it from dune

[jaunty path]

Peels off your skin and eats it

[somber stream]

Star wars is snooze fest when it comes to large scale battle imo

[little marten]

Lie cheat steal

[tawny gorge]

which dune took from that other novel that came out before it

[stable fox]

[round mica]

Everything is piggy backed

[stable fox]

Get back to writing better, missy

[tawny gorge]

nah

[jaunty path]

I NEED TO WRITE FUCK

dies

[stable fox]

[undies]

[jaunty path]

Undyne...

@stable fox gimme a prompt

[stable fox]

What

[tawny gorge]

because the empire should steamroll everything without a single issue if shit made sense

[jaunty path]

Writing prompt

[waxen meadow]

i want a blaze force sword skin

plz farshark

[somber stream]

lol xD

Nah

[stable fox]

I do drawings, not writing what am i suppose to suggest blyad

[jaunty path]

You've got the imagination then

Drop something

[tawny gorge]

just how like in wh the galaxy should be 99% tyrannid

[analog marsh]

Nooooo, plot armor is very strong.

[stable fox]

Ducks vs aliens

[blissful kiln]

i mean, they did

[white vale]

Love Can Bloom Necromunda Edition

[jaunty path]

Ok

[elder hare]

That should have been the whole premise of all the star wars media, an opressive military empire versus a small faction of rebels trying to overthrow that power. Instead, the Empire feels incredibly uncoordinated to the point of whimsy and being clumsy

[tawny gorge]

"without a single issue"

[stable fox]

I blame the rest of writing to Disney

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

They did bad homework

[elder merlin]

That one scene gets demolished by people online

[white vale]

Disney can't write the Empire well because they only understand it under the lens of the Empire being evil and stupid

[stable fox]

Again, Disney really wanted to make things for everyone but appealed no one

[elder merlin]

When they go into warp speed or whatever and use their own ship like shrapnel to take out the enemy fleet

[white vale]

So the Empire is evil and stupid because that's all Disney can write

[round mica]

I think there doing that on purpose to make them seem disorganized as like kinda the thing st and HD does

Like in andor

He's just in the wrong place at the wrong time but due to something he done he gets snapped

[analog marsh]

SW plot armor is so strong it can make furry midget spears pen the stormtrooper armor that can also tank blaster bolts which are hot fucking plasma. Tiny spear >>> Plasma

[ashen prairie]

from doot now we have dooty?

[elder hare]

That undervalues the threat, and when a threat is too small, it makes the victories (and thus the come up) feel insignificant

[stable fox]

At least in Andor they did better representation of how Empire works

Also goes in depth of how sbi works

I think

[tawny gorge]

delete star mid

[round mica]

I liked how andor depicted the empire reminded me of the old starwars lol

[tawny gorge]

[stable fox]

People behind Rogue One and Andor did homework

[white vale]

Ewoks are actually pretty strong, and stormtrooper armor is designed to absorb thermal energy rather than kinetic energy ||I think||

[analog marsh]

Bruh, imagine the Space Marines fighting the Ewoks, but due to plot reasons the itty bitty sticks can pen the thick af SM armor 💀

[stable fox]

Well Astartes has thicker armor...

[tired inlet]

well it's based off of things like Flash Gordon, RADAR Men from Mars, and Samurai films like Hidden Temple that took place in the Sengoku era; so the imperialists were actually pretty incompetent. Power doesn't necessarily mean competence, especially in fascistic governments.

[stable fox]

So ewoks would preferably aim for joints

They kind of did in comics

[round mica]

Yep this 100%

[stable fox]

Brutal

[tired inlet]

Ewoks were originally meant to be wookiees, but ROTJ didn't have the budget or means to make the suits

[round mica]

They just appear like they are in control in reality the whole thing is a mess

[stable fox]

Chewbacca

[analog marsh]

That would of made more sense.

[white vale]

Well there's incompetence, and then there's whatever the fuck is going on in the sequel trilogy

[tawny gorge]

itll hit the joints

[white vale]

It doesn't help that the rebels are stupid too

[drowsy lynx]

The empire was also an attempt to regain / retain power from the fallen Republic, which was already struggling to maintain the territory it covered

[round mica]

4 5 and 6 is probably the only ones that represent the actual empire in the trilogy

[white vale]

Everyone is stupid in those movies because the writers are stupid

[round mica]

Rouge one and andor is the only ones Disney did that make sense

[stuck wasp]

I mean, there is a short story of a SM dying from a spear 💀

[drowsy lynx]

The empire intentionally sacrificed quality of troops and equipment to have more to cover more territory

[elder hare]

Also storm troopers were trained but their gear "plastoid" is not invulnerable to anything

Whereas Space Marine armor is laced in Adamantium

And made with Ceramite

[round mica]

There helmets are why they can't shoot also

[white vale]

Remember that one story when someone rolled Righteous Fury several times on a brick throw and ended up oneshotting Khârn with it?

[tired inlet]

J.J. Abrahms has never successfully finished any project he started well in his entire career, and I mean that. Since goddamned Felicity

[stuck wasp]

But their Blasters is most analogous to Plasma 🙃

[tawny gorge]

i could beat kharn, id just take out my willy and use it like a whip

[elder hare]

Right, but there isn't really anything that it is outright stated to be graded against. Even slug throwers pierce plastoids

Which are modern day bullets

We have gear today that is bulletproof

[nocturne flicker]

we're getting news soon guys. could be today, could be next week. but kitefin has made a private forum post 4 hours ago. private forums posts by cms always signals news for a darktide update, and the longest we've waited for a private post by a cm to be made public is 1 week. most waits are shorter, around a few hours to a day

[tawny gorge]

internal bleeding

[white vale]

Yea, stormtroopers go down a lot in Star Wars, but nobody has ever checked their vitals

[blissful kiln]

they're just sleeping

[elder hare]

I mean didnt we have a game where a bareknuckle punch is enough to knock out a helmeted stormtrooper?

[analog marsh]

According to SW legends the stormtrooper armor was meant to be immune to "slug throwers" aka regular ballistic weapons.

[white vale]

It's likely that their armor allows them to survive otherwise lethal blaster hits with no permanent health issues

[nocturne flicker]

i like how the imperial army is consistently portrayed as 10x more competent than the stormtroopers

[white vale]

Star Wars Outlaws is not a real game

[tawny gorge]

we also have a game where a fire warrior takes out a lord of change alone

[elder hare]

One's an outlier, ones a common occurance

[tired inlet]

which is why Lucas got to do it with a lot of CGI in the prequels

[blissful kiln]

the best SW empire is the one from SWTOR

[round mica]

Yes!

I said this before

[white vale]

I blame redditors for immortalizing the "haha stormtroopers can't aim" meme

[tired inlet]

so was the Sengoku era.

[tawny gorge]

outlier when malum caedo is about to get another game

[nocturne flicker]

this isn't a joke btw this is a legit fact

[thick fog]

The star has been out but there no laws in wars

[nocturne flicker]

plot armour

[tired inlet]

Darths Jadus and Malgus were fukken winners, I'll tell you that much.

[blissful kiln]

yee

[tawny gorge]

thats older than reddit though

[blissful kiln]

but the empire itself felt real, you know?

[round mica]

I think it's in the bad batch or clone wars there's a clone in trooper armour and he's missing so he throws the helmet and straight away hits his shots

[elder hare]

I mean aren't blasters built without sights on purpose? Seems like a design flaw

[blissful kiln]

a functional society

[stable fox]

This joke about stormtroopers is getting older and older unfortunately, more sad factor

[tired inlet]

Rogue One literally in-film canonized that the force was protecting the protagonists

[nocturne flicker]

the hole in the death star was one too, but rogue one patched that up.

[blissful kiln]

really?

I don't remember anything from that movie except that it was kinda mid-trash

[tawny gorge]

its not a joke though they cant aim

[white vale]

Redditor is a state of mind that has existed way before Reddit, + Disney catered to redditors by canonizing memes about stormtroopers

[tired inlet]

yeah, with Donnie Yen's character

[elder merlin]

Lol wut

[round mica]

You must be baiting

[elder hare]

What about Andor and Han Solo who arent force sensitive

[elder merlin]

Oh, the blind guy

[round mica]

Rouge one was one of the best star wars period

[digital fulcrum]

Nice

[blissful kiln]

I disagree

[sonic sonnet]

everyone is

[tired inlet]

you don't have to be sensitive to the force for the force to protect you.

[elder merlin]

It was a good movie either way

[blissful kiln]

it's not a good movie

good idea, not good execution

[tawny gorge]

i agree

[elder hare]

So the force protects you if you have plot armor, gotcha

[elder merlin]

My favorite character is still that one little grey alien on the planet

[analog marsh]

But then in DT the imperial soldiers in the cutscenes seem dumb af

[elder merlin]

Forget his name

[round mica]

What do you think makes it a bad movie?

[tired inlet]

Rogue One is a war film; not everyone likes war films. But it's very much a "Pacific Theater" in WW2 movie.

whereas ROTJ was Vietnam

ish

(on the side of the Vietnamese)

[nocturne flicker]

fatshark has an issue with hiring mocap folks who actually know how to monkey run or sprint, so the guardsmen in cutscenes just crabwalk like they shat they pants

[blissful kiln]

it's half nostalgia bait, half "look how gritty sw can be" bait

[analog marsh]

Yeah lol.

[blissful kiln]

donnie yen's character is probably the worst

[tired inlet]

Hey man, I spent 8 years in the military; lemme tell you that they are.

[blissful kiln]

vader's cameo in the end is just puke

[round mica]

It didn't even have jedi in it?

[nocturne flicker]

like i'm ex-military. that 53rd soldier with the dataslate in the grim protocols trailer? he'd die in boot camp

[blissful kiln]

ohmagahd, it's darth vader, member member member?

[tired inlet]

It had the original incarnation of what would become Jedi with the monk.

[tired inlet]

nah, he'd be laundry P.O. or something

I think you overestimate basic training

[blissful kiln]

best SW media is KOTOR1,2, SWTOR and Episode 4

[round mica]

He was force sensitive yeah but I liked thar it wasn't op bs

[blissful kiln]

and the Clones show

[tawny gorge]

how many ppl you kill?

[nocturne flicker]

not at all, he's just that lacking in potential

[elder hare]

to be fair imperial guardsman's life expectancy is 16 seconds after deployment in battle, I don't think Stormtroopers die that quickly. But that just highlights the different magnitude of threat faced by IoM versus SW Empire

[elder merlin]

So you'd atleast finish boot camp and then die, right?

[tired inlet]

you don't need potential to pass basic training; truck drivers/motor pool, and admin clerks come from it just as well

[nocturne flicker]

idk. we don't have kill counters and hitmarkers irl 😉

[tired inlet]

motarmen

aviation ordnancement

[nocturne flicker]

yeah bro

[elder hare]

Drone pilots

[tired inlet]

weirdos

[tawny gorge]

that bullshit about the 15 seconds is less canon than jaq dracos books

[tawny gorge]

sus

[nocturne flicker]

you're looking into this too hard i was just insulting their mocap dude

[round mica]

The old republic is good I agree w that but eh number 4 was probably my third least favorite after 1 and 2

[nocturne flicker]

wild name btw

[round mica]

Revenge of the sith ,rouge one , andor , some of the Mando the old republic and the eu

[elder hare]

Star Wars EU is prolly what is carrying the series

[round mica]

Yeah

Shame it's gone

[elder hare]

v_v

[nocturne flicker]

spaghetti is still being freaky in dms halp

[round mica]

You aswell

[drowsy lynx]

When you kill your franchise to sell branded merch

[blissful kiln]

BG3-style RPG in the old republic era SW would be peak

but Disney hates free money

[nocturne flicker]

how'd you knowwww

[round mica]

I never knew I wanted something so bad untill now

[round mica]

It happen to me 2 😭

[white vale]

Truthnuke

[stable fox]

Well, time to mod the kark out of Baldur Gates 3 then

[blissful kiln]

Maybe Owlcat will make KOTOR3 in 10 years

[nocturne flicker]

i always felt like making anakin so young and naive was a mistake. like it makes sense for the story they tell but i always thought he'd be more of a dooku figure prior to watching the prequels

[drowsy lynx]

Best they can do is another souls like game where you play as a young edgy Jedi

[round mica]

You were the chosen one anakain
III HATE YOUUUU

[blissful kiln]

I wouldn't mind Larian doing it either

[tawny gorge]

kotor 3 without chris avellone?

[round mica]

That scene makes me laugh so much

[tawny gorge]

keep it

[stable fox]

He had nothing but hate and pain can you blame him

[blissful kiln]

I jsut want a good RPG in the old republic era

[round mica]

Well Obi-Wan shouldn't have turned padme against him

[elder hare]

I hate sand, it's coarse, and it gets everywhere

[tawny gorge]

kotor 3
without chris avellone

[fierce cave]

Thought this was the other l word

[dapper trench]

Beats glitter

[fierce cave]

@round mica
Gaming time

[nocturne flicker]

like i assumed anakin met obi-wan when the former was already a professional pilot and obi-wan just sorta took him on when he realised he was force-sensitive, then anakin grew too ambitious too quick while not liking the democratic model of the republic for getting in his way

[round mica]

It's 2 :30 😭 I'm in bed

[fierce cave]

Get up fatass

[tawny gorge]

no youre on discord

[nocturne flicker]

ppl meme on ts but i relate so hard

[tawny gorge]

go to sleep

[round mica]

I do both ?

[tawny gorge]

no you dont

[round mica]

Aw

[tawny gorge]

you just think you do

[white vale]

Wear sandals with socks

[tawny gorge]

wtf

[nocturne flicker]

... i also hate the heat

[obtuse oak]

redditor is a state of mind...... so true bestie

[round mica]

Ok guys I been kicked out night yall 👋

[nocturne flicker]

if i ever develop this illness, would you use your kickback on me hank? i beg

[hasty sky]

If reddit stopped existing people would just make another reddit

[tawny gorge]

60k reddit karma

[hasty sky]

it's not about the site it's about the type of users it caters to

[elder hare]

Just like 4chan with 2chan, 8chan, etc...

[fierce cave]

GET UP

[hasty sky]

personally I can't fathom people willingly using any kind of site with a post voting system, back when forums were still the main method of communication that stuff was a big red flag for me

[fierce cave]

WE HAVE PLANETS TO LIBERATE

[nocturne flicker]

if twitter vanishes bluesky will just get bigger

or whatever tf it's called

idk i don't use either of em

[tawny gorge]

bluesky flopped lol

[nocturne flicker]

i wouldn't know

[tawny gorge]

now you know

[round mica]

I'm tired boss

[elder hare]

and knowing is half the battle

[fierce cave]

Get up and work horse

[lilac crag]

go rest

[hasty sky]

Honestly I'm not 100% sure, people have told me bluesky's algorithm (or lack of it) fucking sucks if you're trying to gain any kind of reach

[blissful kiln]

Starting today, links to X (formerly Twitter) are NOT allowed on r/inflation !!!

[fierce cave]

Like a workhorse

[hasty sky]

the only kinds of posts that really do numbers on bluesky are politics related

[nocturne flicker]

i mean ofc it's twitter 2

😂

[thick fog]

Waiting on the finals season 8 reveal stream and they keep playing windows noise by accident

[nocturne flicker]

ooo a subreddit about economic inflation!

[tawny gorge]

i'd say shoot reddit mods but the fucking bullets would ricochet off of their fat bellies so do so at your discretion

[nocturne flicker]

ablative armour

[hasty sky]

yeah but twitter is still overall better for posting about and promoting other stuff, e.g. a game someone's working on etc

[stable fox]

Lazer

[hasty sky]

meanwhile doing so on bluesky is apparently an uphill struggle 24/7

[violet cargo]

Eh silly question for those who know about mods,does anyone knows which mod was the one that allows you to apply any cosmetics, regardless of class, enemies, etc?

[gusty mason]

[hasty sky]

so I'm not 100% sure bluesky would simply absorb more of twitter's userbase if it vanishes

[hasty sky]

For the drip?

[violet cargo]

tumblr*

[gusty mason]

Prolly not

[thick fog]

then the game turns out to be a scam or abandoned

[gusty mason]

[blissful kiln]

afaik, bluesky just bans everybody who is slightly not left extremist

so it's not really possible

[sonic sonnet]

I'm not a left extremist and I'm still on there

[blissful kiln]

twitter, despite muh elon musk is a tyrant, works as a platform for all

and has been that for a long time

[gusty mason]

Not a tyrant but true

[blissful kiln]

so that's the best way to get the audience for projects and such

[hasty sky]

idk what left extremist means but the site is predominantly used by people who fled twitter over musky husky's shenanigans

[sonic sonnet]

I bet Musk stinks to high hell

[gusty mason]

So ppl just hate the rich this much?

[obtuse oak]

I'm a Reddit mod

And true

[gusty mason]

Can tell which side of the spectrum your on

[obtuse oak]

Hold on lads. Rule 11

[violet cargo]

The one who bans on the smallest bit of disagreement

[violet cargo]

or

maybe

[thick fog]

fell for the bait

[violet cargo]

What not me

I was talking about the spectrum

[thick fog]

I know

[tawny gorge]

where does that come from lol

[lilac crag]

you have a bad apple amongst this bunch, try to guess who

[obtuse oak]

I'm about to tyrant it up in here if y'all keep talking about political extremism

[rocky moat]

i need to replay ac6

[gusty mason]

Yeah I'm a bad apple for having an opinion sute

Sure

[hasty sky]

holy shit, Tyrant? Like the Tyrant of Badab???

[white vale]

but tyranny is extremism

[tawny gorge]

ace combat or ass creed

[thick fog]

Tyrannid kinda blows

[white vale]

Armored Core

[obtuse oak]

Political bullshit aside, twitter is unusable garbage ever since you can buy a blue check and it puts all the blue checks at the top of the comment section. Absolute trash of an app now.

[rocky moat]

neither, Armored Core

[thick coyote]

No
Tyrant from Divided by Tyrants by A Fall to Break

[tawny gorge]

(literal best faction ever)

[thick fog]

All you have to do is make a ragebait or absolute deranged post and people will engage and support as you earn revenue

[white vale]

I only go on Twitter for goon material tbh

[hasty sky]

Sounds very tyrranical

[tawny gorge]

oh no

[lilac crag]

you felt called out?

[gusty mason]

Exactly what most leftists do lol @thick fog

[lilac crag]

interesting

[obtuse oak]

The Hive Mind is the fifth Chaos God of Hunger. Change my mind

[thick fog]

lol lmao even

[tawny gorge]

i had a cent for everytime you people got randomly horny id be a gazillionaire

[thick fog]

no need to say you are a bootlicker, we know

[obtuse oak]

Okay that's timeouts for everyone who keeps this up

[lilac crag]

lovely

[elder merlin]

Nah, RE

[rocky moat]

im so hungry i could eat a

[obtuse oak]

There, better.

[lilac crag]

an armored core perhaps...

[elder merlin]

What'd i miss?

[rocky moat]

no theyre way too big

and also metal

[lilac crag]

nothin' and no one of importance

[lilac crag]

you could eat one, I'm sure

[rocky moat]

no that would hurt my teeth

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-pickup-that-can-gif-11718562733955129502

[sonic sonnet]

someone said "Musky Husky"

[elder merlin]

Fuck you, pig

[stable fox]

[elder merlin]

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/fairly-odd-parents-handcuff-under-arrest-in-trouble-jail-gif-14434899307012538758

[stable fox]

"Tell that to the judge."

[elder merlin]

LOL

[hasty sky]

AAAB

[elder merlin]

Oh yeah? Your mother, @obtuse oak

[elder hare]

He's out here flexing his mod privileges with relevant and hilarious gif responses, well played

[elder merlin]

He muted me for half a minute too

[obtuse oak]

that's why they trust me with privs

[elder hare]

W mod

[stable fox]

At least he did it with having a heart

More power hungry would straight up ban you for the most stupid reason

Because their ego got hurt

Hank is not like them

Or is he?

[ashen prairie]

uuhhhhhh

[stable fox]

[vsauce theme starts playing]

[obtuse oak]

I'm fairly confident in saying that I never banned anyone because my ego got hurt

[stable fox]

Or did you?
[vsauce theme starts playing-
Okay I'll stop

[hasty sky]

How many bans do you guys dole out on average per week if I may ask?

[ashen prairie]

mother i am scared

[stable fox]

40k

[obtuse oak]

varies tremendously based on activity

way more activity and therefore way more bans if the game has just had a major update

[hasty sky]

ah figures

[elder merlin]

Ever ban anyone for askin if you sell propane or propane accessories?

[stable fox]

Now he gonna

[obtuse oak]

it was just a handful this past week but that's because dead game so it's been quiet with most activity coming from regulars who just behave themselves

[stable fox]

[stable fox]

Let me guess, spam bots?

[obtuse oak]

yeah that's a big part of it

[stable fox]

I remember seeing one, once

[hasty sky]

from my experience the biggest source of spambots was having the server be the part of that server discovery feature

[fair bridge]

100 on my essay

big ups from under the gut

[hasty sky]

in another smaller server their incidences of spambots went to near zero once they opted out of server discovery cos they figured they never got a single real person join their server by using it

I also like how certain servers have a flytrap channel just for dealing with spambots but I assume it would be considered no bueno for a server like this

[quick pendant]

🚬 or they could do the marvel's rivals thing where you have to own the game to join the discord or at least for embed rights

[hasty sky]

I'd support that yeah

[shy sandal]

Damn, nice

[hasty sky]

while at it that should be the norm for getting access to steam discussions too 🚬

if I had an euro for every time someone without a 🖱️ posted horrific inflammatory dogshit on steam forums I'd be a millionaire by now

[quick pendant]

.1 hours on record
🤓 Uhh guys this game does not have an end game

[hasty sky]

TRUE

0.1 hours
obvious ragebait
100 clown awards on a post

[shy sandal]

Console players have the biggest crashouts from what i've seen in games in general, lol

[amber delta]

my deepest condolences

[hasty sky]

Yeah that checks out, that has been the norm since the xbox360/ps3 era

[shy sandal]

Any time someone has an inflamatory take on a hero or smth on the marvel rivals server, they always end up being on xbox or ps5, it's insane

Either that or it's the gang wars between Necros fans and very defensive support players

Balancing discussions always are more entertaining than helpful from my experience

[hasty sky]

I tire of their toxicity, it's why I've largely given up on pvp games by now

[stable fox]

Pvp never was my favourite pass time

Even if i had some good times in tf2 I'm just... Eh

[shy sandal]

They feel pretty tame compared to the dick measuring contests i see on PVE games that are old, like PAYDAY 2

[hasty sky]

I have 500 hours on that game and I honestly don't remember that ever being a thing

when they introduced the grinder perk deck it ruined the game's balance for years

[shy sandal]

TF2 is made for casual play, which i will always love for it

[stable fox]

At least i still have gibus on my alt

[fiery wave]

To be fair. Most console players expect to have built-in easy to use but crutch to PC user chars. Mostly how it's harder on avg to do shooter things. And when PC players want them nerfed... yeah.

[shy sandal]

It's just slop youtuber #500 making another slop build where they flame any perk deck that isn't some nieche "underrated" perk. It gets pretty irritating after a while

They're like the most elitist hipsters i know

[fiery wave]

There are players who compensate by getting good no matter what, but many just expect it to be handed to them.

[hasty sky]

besides that I also consider PvP experience to be infuriatingly inconsistent. if I'm doing good I start getting the feeling I'm bodying some poor kid or unc and ruining their free time, and if I'm the one getting owned I feel like I've been matched up against some jobless nolifer that plays the game 22 hours a day

[fiery wave]

Is personally why crossplay will never work for PvP games.

[hasty sky]

the goldilocks zone where the matchups genuinely feel fair is vanishingly tiny

[ocean widget]

Vanishingly tiny is overestimating the size of it

[hasty sky]

true, I was being generous here

[shy sandal]

Crossplay for PVP is mostly for the casual side. Not for anything serious

[elder hare]

RTS and MOBAs would work for crossplay

[ocean widget]

[hasty sky]

the only pvp I genuinely enjoyed was TF2 and that's simply because I didn't really know better at the time

[shy sandal]

Fighting games aswel

[ocean widget]

Mobas and rts being crossplay would be abysmal for console players

[elder hare]

Racing games would favor console unless there's a full drive wheel setup, but you can achieve both on both

[round mica]

I miss when things where console exclusive and this wasn't a thing

[fiery wave]

I managed to only play 1 button king on controller before they nerfed him and he now has 3 buttons.

[shy sandal]

I miss couch coop man. We live in a no friends world

[round mica]

Everyone was just having fun

AND single player games

[elder hare]

lmao split screen PvP made and broke friendships

[round mica]

Fr though

[hasty sky]

true lmao

[shy sandal]

That was the best part of it

[round mica]

YOURE SCREEN WATCHING BRO

[hasty sky]

"Aight bro we're gonna play again but don't peep my fucking half of the screen this time"

[elder hare]

Dude the crazy setups me and my friends would do with cardboard cutouts

[hasty sky]

"Sure bro"

[shy sandal]

Lan parties aswel... Man i feel old

[round mica]

Remeber going to internet cafes and playing there !!!

[elder hare]

I miss LAN parties, but don't miss the smell when it was in that one friends basement

[round mica]

Back when ya didn't have a good puter

Would be like 5$ and they had literally ALL the games

[elder hare]

on surprisingly good rigs too

[tawny gorge]

blame xbox

[shy sandal]

Billions must subscribe to gamepass

[tawny gorge]

gamepiss

[ocean widget]

Gamepass was the death of PS consoles having free online access

Started with the ps3
Died with the ps3 cus Sony realised people would pay for online access

[round mica]

That did used to be cool as hell

Free online

[ocean widget]

Great shit
Now you gotta pay

[rare pulsar]

Imagine paying to play online.

[round mica]

I had a ps3 back in the day but xbox x now

[tawny gorge]

ps plus predates gamepass

by a lot

[ocean widget]

You didnt need ps plus to play online

[round mica]

I would have a pc but I'm a simple man

[tawny gorge]

paying for ps plus for the online predates gamepass

by a lot

[ashen prairie]

wait did doot changed his discord acc?

[round mica]

I did yes

[hasty sky]

I wonder how long will gamepass stick around in its current form

[obtuse oak]

Deadlock does this too, or at least it used to

[shy sandal]

You mean Xbox Live

[hasty sky]

it loses microsoft a ton of money but they still push it in hopes to make Netflix but for games the industry standard

[ocean widget]

Potato potato

[ocean widget]

Still does last I checked

[shy sandal]

Yeah, fair

[ocean widget]

"PlayStation Network is the unified online multiplayer gaming and digital media delivery service provided by Sony Computer Entertainment for PlayStation 3 and PlayStation Portable, announced during the 2006 PlayStation Business Briefing meeting in Tokyo. The service is always connected,[171] free,[172] and includes multiplayer support.[12] The network enables online gaming, the PlayStation Store, PlayStation Home and other services. PlayStation Network uses real currency and PlayStation Network Cards as seen with the PlayStation Store and PlayStation Home."

[shy sandal]

Console ain't a bat choice tbh, depends on what you want to play

[round mica]

The only reason I have an Xbox over a ps5 tbh w you is so I can use internet browser

[ocean widget]

Notice the word free NKM

[round mica]

Can't watch movies on the ps5

[shy sandal]

Xbox consoles nowadays are basically cheaper PCs

[round mica]

I much prefer sonys games

[blissful kiln]

no they are not

what kind of copium is this

[ocean widget]

Still waiting on LBP4 to be released

It'll come one day

[shy sandal]

Won't the new Xbox have steam on it?

[round mica]

They will yeah

[blissful kiln]

I don't know and so what

[shy sandal]

Like, c'mon man

[blissful kiln]

not every game is on steam

[nocturne flicker]

Not really. The subscriptions you need to play games online even it out to a point you may as well just buy a PC

[blissful kiln]

and pc is more than just videogames...

[ocean widget]

Yeah
Some of em are on epic games

[blissful kiln]

and abandonware, shareware, pc exclusives

[ocean widget]

But yeah just get a PC at that point ngl

[little marten]

PlayStation

[round mica]

I miss pc cause ... fitgirl

[blissful kiln]

yeah, lemme play warcraft 3 on my xbox

xd

[shy sandal]

Good point.

[round mica]

I can hear the music just mentioning this

[ashen prairie]

excuse me

I won't change my pc over a muscular mommy

[jaunty path]

@stable fox I'm actually working on that prompt and having fun lol

[ashen prairie]

wait i would

[blissful kiln]

piracy bad 😏

[jaunty path]

Can't search for the proper research but its fun

[round mica]

Nooo fitgirl is like the best place to get cracked games

[stable fox]

guess ducks and aliens are always the answer

[ashen prairie]

ah right

silly me

[sleek harness]

I tired

[rose pine]

Tbh, just buy a PC and install consoles on it smh.

Stop wasting money on consoles.

[blissful kiln]

I love games with 100% discounts

[ashen prairie]

Wanted to walk the dog and it's raining (not men sadly)

[blissful kiln]

😏

[jaunty path]

Ducks will come out soon. I need to edit it a lot. Later. Now pizza time...

[shy sandal]

I have seen people use consoles to make PCs, lol

[sleek harness]

Use Xcloud™ to get xbox experience on any platform

[round mica]

I had all the Pokémon games on my laptop

[round mica]

Upto platinum

[round mica]

Black and white too actually

[jaunty path]

Me when I write thick Xenos

[ashen prairie]

read where

thick aliens

[jaunty path]

Soon. Unfortunately at the moment its not smut

[ashen prairie]

[ashen prairie]

Honestly i rarely read smut. I prefer romance over anything

or thrillers

[jaunty path]

Gay

[ashen prairie]

yes

i know

u too

[shy sandal]

I like a bit of both, ngl

Both is good

[ashen prairie]

Too much smut is awfull

[shy sandal]

Real

[ashen prairie]

i like slow burn romance

like bradford and lucy in thje rookie

[jaunty path]

Anyway. Despite being partially gave a warhammer prompt. I actually made Aliens and humans friendly with eachother. Mostly.

[ashen prairie]

I think aliens would be disapointed by the way we treat our planet

[jaunty path]

Listen to martian girl by The Aquabats

[shy sandal]

Or maybe they'd be impressed, since they are moving out cause they ruined theirs

[ashen prairie]

Okay i am

[jaunty path]

Yay

[shy sandal]

You never know

[ashen prairie]

9 years ago

[fierce cave]

@ashen prairie
RELEASE ME

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[ashen prairie]

WHY

WHAT HAVE U DONE

[fierce cave]

Gf invited her friend

It's over

[ashen prairie]

oh my god

bruh

[somber stream]

Wake me up
(wake me up inside)

[fierce cave]

I'm going to die

[ashen prairie]

[tired inlet]

me when I'm the president facing a former pilot of an alien invasion in Area-51

[round mica]

SAAAAVEEEE MEEEEE

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[gusty mason]

I'm back

[blissful kiln]

bro is back

[jaunty path]

Yall should drop ur xeno ocs...

[somber stream]

SAVEEE MEEE FROM MYSELFFF

Oh boy here i go listening to Evanescene again

[gusty mason]

Five bucks and I'll do the get banned any percent speedrun

[jaunty path]

Is a being from another dimension considered an xeno

[stuck wasp]

Probably would be considered a Deamon

[orchid skiff]

I hunger for the blood of the innocent

[stuck wasp]

Oh wait there are the Enslavers which are considered Xenos still while being from the Warp (but not being Daemons)

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge come here

[round mica]

Warhammer has alternate universes so I don't think so aslong as if your aligned with the imperium

At one point there was 2 guillerasuit gumboots 💀

[solar horizon]

Why does the game loves crashing the moment i die

And then it kicks me out of the strike team so i cant even join back the havoc

[somber stream]

[round mica]

O wait dimension isn't the same

Nvm

[jaunty path]

Are you sure. I'm pretty sure you can still rejoin.

[jaunty path]

Hmm.

[arctic shoal]

The sizeable fish decides, your pc obeys

[ocean widget]

Because of what licht said

[somber stream]

Unless they're with friend, once you're out of the strike team, it's gon

[ocean widget]

Can confirm

Have had game crash multiple times on death

[round mica]

Sometimes it just sends you to the warp

Tis the way she goes

[solar horizon]

Nope, it just straight up cut me out

Not the first time it has happened either

[jaunty path]

:/

Sorry about that

[solar horizon]

Im leaving my teammates out to dry

And i can do nothing about it

[somber stream]

Not your fault

It's the fish

[round mica]

It's really not

[ocean widget]

Fatshark is unlikely to ever get their shit together and fix bugs like that

[round mica]

Do bugs like this Still exist in VT?

[arctic shoal]

Barrel your teamates.

[solar horizon]

Does the game just straight up run a infinite loop and crash the game

[arctic shoal]

[round mica]

I don't play VT

[solar horizon]

Yeah but my teammates wont know

[arctic shoal]

I don't think most would, the game engine is the stickies pasta in the market

[round mica]

Naw they will know

Whenever someone leaves I'm like he's crashed

[somber stream]

Chance that they know are very good. The game is in a bad place right now with all the DCs and crashes

Havoc really isn't recommended

[round mica]

Havoc seems to be worse too?

Am I right?

Like slightly worse

[somber stream]

Most complain i've seen came from Havoc so myb yeah

[gilded socket]

Guh

[little marten]

Wait Darktide is fucked too?

[solar horizon]

But i want to reach havoc rank 40

[little marten]

We live in the wake of Swedish summer holidays for sure

[solar horizon]

Im already at 38

But its always crashes that pull me down

[somber stream]

Coin toss

[round mica]

I didn't realise hd2 and dt are same engine lmao

Crazy

[somber stream]

Ikr

[round mica]

It's actually like crazy

Only 2 places that use this engine or something like this

[stuck wasp]

It's an engine that was developped by FS

[round mica]

I'm not saying it's bad

I like it

I wish it had a bigger team and budget

Fr

[stuck wasp]

In-house engines are not standard nowadays

[round mica]

I dint really know anything about video game development so it all amazes me

[stuck wasp]

FS growing bigger would be great, them moving to UE5 may lead to them onboarding people more easily

[somber stream]

Oh god not UE5

[grim spoke]

unreal engine 5

i love my unoptimized dogshit

[somber stream]

Also about Helldiver's case

[round mica]

Yeah I don't agree w ue5 but fs getting bigger heck yeah

[tired steeple]

Hello

[somber stream]

The game is barely holding itself together as is. I don't see the thing making to its 5th year at this rate. Dev did said they'll turn HD2 into HD3 with another engine, will be interesting to see

[round mica]

Yeah

Sadly

I wish i was here at the start

Really enjoy the game

Started being able to do heavy nests solo

While team does Important obj

[bronze wren]

Is helldivers 2 worth it?

[analog marsh]

onboarding doesn't mean much when UE5 is an unoptimized PoS. I don't see it being able to handle a tide game well, it doesn't handle other horde games well.

[somber stream]

Nice, plenty of event to come in the future, nw

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s still one of the best co op games ever imo

[round mica]

Yup

[tired steeple]

I love horde shooters and that’s a really good one

[ocean widget]

the moment darktide gets put on UE5 is the day i expect someone accidentally deleted any previous code ngl

to shit the bed that badly you may as well shit it all the way

[round mica]

The caves have trained me well sah

[analog marsh]

They'd be better off using UE4 if they must use UE.

UE4 is actaully good at performance and handles horde games fine.

[round mica]

Now that where back on planets that are not pain incarnet

[somber stream]

Isn't it super late over there Doot

[round mica]

Yeah 💀

[somber stream]

Sleep

[round mica]

Tbf

[lilac crag]

hi magos

[round mica]

I am off work but u right

[tired steeple]

Hello

[round mica]

I said I was sleepin hours ago

Smh

[somber stream]

Smh

Goodnight

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_vImqpyOw

charlie 2

[rocky moat]

🐴

[ashen prairie]

i HAVE MADE FOOD

Croques monsieurs

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[ashen prairie]

not ew

[ocean widget]

cant believe you'd cook crocs

[ashen prairie]

french cuisine my good friend

peak french food

[fair bridge]

you said "innocent", doesn't apply to me

i'm doing homework, away with you

[ocean widget]

also thats literally just a cheese toastie

[loud lance]

What difficulties are most popular among random public games?

[ashen prairie]

[ashen prairie]

but made with love

[tired inlet]

zealots who run loner; psykers who explode themselves; people who try to be a hero when they've already died twice and everyone else is just trying to make it to fukken masozi god damn it come on let's end this goddamned level

[stark bobcat]

average player is in malice-heresy

[ocean widget]

i doubt that given the name

[ashen prairie]

at my first psyker missions i accidentally exploded myself a lot of times

[still widget]

Good news everyone! I have been unbanned! And yes, it was because my psyker was named Autismus-Maximus

[tired inlet]

People not scavenging for diamantine; running ahead and triggering the monster when there's still a horde to deal with; clearly HEARING the hrode coming and progressing forward, abandoning the one person holding down the flank from the horde hitting in the back. Not caring about the daemonhost who's been pinged multiple times and has already been agitated and is screeching so loud it can be heard into the next two rooms over and STILL running to kiss her

[ashen prairie]

i just bonked everything with the psyker powers

[tired inlet]

fighting a horde and IGNORING THE REJECT IN THE NET. IT TAKES HALF A SECOND TO RELEASE SOMEONE FROM A NET and 3+ seconds to rescue. JUST GET THE NET.

OOOH GOD THE PYRO IS COMING HURRY

[somber stream]

Are you okay Raziel

[dapper trench]

MHAHAMMMHAHAHA

[tired inlet]

get the guy outta the net @somber stream

[somber stream]

Okay but dig this

[dapper trench]

Get absolutly cooked.

[somber stream]

A second trapper

[thick fog]

[tired inlet]

takes so long for a trapper to reload that you can cut their net, free their captive, flip them off, and then kill them point blank before they have a 2nd shot

[orchid lynx]

Get this 500 trapers

[somber stream]

The kind of event i'll gladly give them the finger and tell them to fuck off

Unless of course, the prize is 1000 Aquila

[orchid lynx]

I would play it

[somber stream]

Which is not much AT ALL, but will be something at least

[orchid lynx]

For a bad looking charm

[stark bobcat]

are you sure? I have a clip of 1 tapper killing all 3 of my teammates

[stable fox]

Oops! All Trappers!

[wooden creek]

I had a guy in damnation let me get hit with two crusher overheads while I was netted because he tried to kill the crusher with light attacks before un-netting me

[tired inlet]

yes, I am sure. Your team-mates are better off dead.

[thick fog]

Trapper netgun was actually a firearm

[stark bobcat]

gotta find the clip

1 min

it was so funny

it was the 1st 30 seconds

of a havoc 40

[tired inlet]

Lucky Finger trinkets gotta come from somewhere

[fair bridge]

what should i cook for lunch

[somber stream]

Would be too kool, Fish would never

[tired inlet]

it's been around for years actually.

[somber stream]

French garlic soup

[fair bridge]

man

no

[tired inlet]

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