general-chat

[vestal mantle]

Im suffering rn

[little marten]

Please don’t

[sleek harness]

Why, Arbys?

[gilded socket]

I hate rats

[vestal mantle]

I had a budget skillet meal

[gilded socket]

Nasty things

[little marten]

What u cook

[wanton spindle]

Rats are cute tho, just like that one ghost song

[vestal mantle]

The fud was ok... Orange chicken

[orchid skiff]

Three
Two
One
fire

[vestal mantle]

But the cost

The cost is too great

[orchid skiff]

Burnice burnice burnice burnice burnice burnice go go

[gilded socket]

Goog

[neat jewel]

Freak

[sleek harness]

You paid 30 dollars for a chicken nugget?

[ocean widget]

Touch grass

[wanton spindle]

30!!?????

JUST FOR ONE

TF

[orchid skiff]

Burnice burnice burnice burnice gonna watch it burn

[sleek harness]

Relax that was a guess

I am not American to know food costs

[clever horizon]

🎧 🗣️ 📣

[blissful kiln]

that chick is probably the only not overdesigned gacha waifu that actually looks kinda good

[little marten]

Nice music taste! Do you have a soundcloud?

[vestal mantle]

No no... The tenders in the bag had no flavor, the sauce was overpowering and tasted chemically... And now im gassy and its protein farts

[blissful kiln]

if you ignore the generic anime face

[gilded socket]

Americ*n

[nocturne bloom]

Unmatched

[clever horizon]

me when weeb gooner core music hits hella

[orchid skiff]

Ppl are mad they couldn't think of these catchy, life-changing lyrics themselves

[sleek harness]

Maxine still reads my chats confirmed

[ocean widget]

Was the sauce by chance out of date

[little marten]

Chickens are not orange

[vestal mantle]

No... It had one more year on the date

[gilded socket]

Which way western man

[vestal mantle]

I think it was just cheap

[ocean widget]

Oof

[orchid skiff]

The freak way

[gilded socket]

Yessss

[vestal mantle]

But its the gas

[little marten]

Remember when we used to be able to post our food here 🙈

[sleek harness]

Ew no

I don't want to remember

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/esperanzita-esperanza-superman-superman-david-cornse-david-corenswet-cualquiera-lengua-tongue-superman-gif-7549558669837231392

[vestal mantle]

Like... Orbital gas strike is mild compared to this

35 mins of nonstop gas

Arggghhhhhhh

[gilded socket]

Freaktide

[vestal mantle]

dead

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-burnice-burnice-dance-gif-11379222240900404037

[gilded socket]

Im afraid of americ*ns

[little marten]

Next time you want to be freaky just write everything out in an email and then go to sleep and if you still want to send it in the morning you can do so but who knows how you might feel after a good nights rest

[vestal mantle]

Nah... Impulse is better

[nocturne bloom]

[little marten]

😼

[orchid skiff]

Real freak emoji

[little marten]

It’s just a mischievous kitty kat you don’t know what will do next - just like me!

[orchid skiff]

I only use it when I'm boutta say some wild shit

[ocean widget]

The thought of someone posting what they think would classify as food makes me want to toss you out a window

[orchid skiff]

I know your game

[little marten]

😼

[little marten]

Actually it was mostly good looking food I saw

[ocean widget]

Mhmm

[gilded socket]

Besides

[orchid skiff]

Can i post my raw pasta with no sauce or anything

[nocturne bloom]

[little marten]

I’d be upset if you didn’t

[gilded socket]

Yeagh

[nocturne bloom]

Yug

[gilded socket]

Gug

[orchid skiff]

I wouldn't be upset if you said no because no means november and november is soon

[clever horizon]

whens the dualing sword nerf

they be addin hella ds skins after saying they finna nerf

[little marten]

Poetry to keep me stirring deep into this long night

[nocturne bloom]

guG

[clever horizon]

fatkshark give me a GOOD pickaxe skin and my wallet is yours

[gilded socket]

Ugh

[nocturne bloom]

Hgu

[orchid skiff]

You be stirring on your shi huh

[thick coyote]

2069

Look forward to it

[clever horizon]

what about the uhh?? blasma nerf

or ig theyre modyfing it to not charge

or to charge

[ancient violet]

Plasma skibidi

[clever horizon]

bros still in 2022

[ancient violet]

Nope we in 2049

[clever horizon]

i thought it was 41k

[little marten]

😼

[ancient violet]

No, John Warhammer collects 40k Warhammers

[clever horizon]

oh you like warhammer? name 40 thousand years of history

[little marten]

Does 40k include B.C?

[ancient violet]

Ok so

Horus Heresy says: "it's over John Warhammer, I have collected the 41kth Warhammer"

John Warhammer then says: "every war has its hammer, Horus Heresy!"

And that's where it all started

[elder merlin]

Americunt

[ancient violet]

Ameri***a

😈

[elder merlin]

Get on darktide

[arctic escarp]

helo

[orchid skiff]

Hey gurl

[blissful kiln]

ohio

[elder merlin]

Waddup poozer

[wanton spindle]

Americaya

[ancient violet]

Nope try again

What happened to the elite who just got engaged?

[nocturne bloom]

Huh

[blissful kiln]

who sharted?

[wanton spindle]

Spending time with her?

[ocean widget]

malarkey probably

[ancient violet]

Impossible

[wanton spindle]

Wdym??? That’s what you do after getting engaged no? Spend time with your partner for a bit

Idk I’ve never been married I’m still young

[gilded socket]

Thats you

[thick coyote]

Harro

[wanton spindle]

HARRO

[nocturne bloom]

[mental jasper]

funger in big 2025 ?

[gilded socket]

Dont you just love being forced to be in the same building as your ex boyfriend

[elder merlin]

I'll remember that

[gilded socket]

Ok

All roads lead to rome

[mental jasper]

eh just live through it

is it what is it

[gilded socket]

Kinda hard when you walk by to class and his friend makes a audible remark

Im not un nerved by him

More or less his friends

[mental jasper]

do you have any sort of like

earphones or headphones

or earplugs

[gilded socket]

I do

[mental jasper]

yeah use them

[round mica]

pull the fire alarm

[mental jasper]

it will help you

[round mica]

ez

scream FIRE

[mental jasper]

i wish we still have pic perm

[neat jewel]

Kill them

[gilded socket]

I sleep with a KA-BAR

Should i just bring it with me

Wait nvm thats lame

[mental jasper]

that's edgy

more or less

if you ask an asian (me) on how to live on

just

ignore the problem

[formal mortar]

It's only a problem if you let it be a problem

[mental jasper]

pretend as if nothing happened

yes

that's right

or is it a problem if you think is it

[formal mortar]

And right now the fact you even acknowledge it is letting it be a problem

[gilded socket]

So give them amnesia

[mental jasper]

no senor

[low hemlock]

if only

[mental jasper]

if it werent for the scheisseposters and femb*y posters

[blissful kiln]

victim blaming

the oppressors are the ones that took our rights away

[formal mortar]

If you really want to get back at someone with that situation, just be happy in front of them

[orchid skiff]

Citizens of the world, unite

You have nothing to lose but your chains

[gilded socket]

Noted

[blissful kiln]

oppressor sympathizer? rattle him, boys

[low hemlock]

letz duke it out, Saltz‼️

[blissful kiln]

I win

[low hemlock]

i deflect rolling away

[blissful kiln]

i roll catch

[low hemlock]

I use flee

[bitter matrix]

Chat

I’m winning rn

[nocturne bloom]

Winning doesnt promote improvement

[blissful kiln]

skissue

[gilded socket]

All roads lead to rome

[agile raven]

All Roads Lead Home by Light Field Reverie?

[gilded socket]

No

[neat jewel]

Yes

[nocturne bloom]

Why havent you called me names yet

[neat jewel]

In public is too scandalous

[nocturne bloom]

Clocks ticking

PAL

[ocean widget]

Well yeah
Rome is where the reart is

[neat jewel]

Have some romance jeez

[nocturne bloom]

Ro-romance????

[neat jewel]

PUT IT AWAY

[ocean widget]

Oh my fucking god i checked your profile and just realised your pfp is that snake bitch and not baby yoda in a suit

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

I hate that fucking cow profile frame

[neat jewel]

Freak

[nocturne bloom]

Old news

Now

Name calling from you when

[neat jewel]

When we get a room

[neat jewel]

Too bad they're all sold out 💔

Truly terrible

[nocturne bloom]

I own a room

Checkmate

[river elbow]

Dear Diary, Gen is the same as usual.

[neat jewel]

It's actually under repair rn

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[gusty mason]

Greetings

[jaunty path]

Havoc is so awful

Lord

[jaunty path]

Even on 20 it's so ass.

Hi lamia I hope ur feeling ok

[gusty mason]

Hmm

[jaunty path]

So many fucking bosses dude

[neat jewel]

Don't wish them such decent things

[river elbow]

By the Throne it's Bjorn.

[gusty mason]

Indeed @river elbow

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom Hi Lamia I hope you make the best of your night

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[nocturne bloom]

They dont want me

[gusty mason]

I intense to clean this server of heresy

[neat jewel]

Who

[jaunty path]

Like

[gusty mason]

Cleanse*

[jaunty path]

THEY DID NOT GIVE A DAMN

[arctic escarp]

what are you cleansing it of

[gusty mason]

Heresy

[jaunty path]

NO CAP ON HOW MANY CAN SPAWN? BRO? ATLEAST LOWER IT

[arctic escarp]

but what is heresy?

[blissful kiln]

don't rush ahead

[nocturne bloom]

Names now

[gusty mason]

You do not know?

[arctic escarp]

as far as the imperium is concerned

heresy is a very vague and political term

[gusty mason]

Worship of the god emperor

[gilded socket]

I miss who i was 6 months ago

[gusty mason]

Not doing it is hereay

[arctic escarp]

retreating from a bad situation can be considered heresy

[gusty mason]

Heresy

[arctic escarp]

questioning bad orders can get you killed for heresy

[gusty mason]

And treasonous acts against him

[arctic escarp]

like heresy is the most politicized term in the imperium lmao

[neat jewel]

You see I'm too shy to do such things in such a setting, that would be entirely irresponsible

[jaunty path]

Oh I get it now.

He's Bjorn

[gusty mason]

And there are no bad orders

[nocturne bloom]

I can cook dinner

[blissful kiln]

cleanse dn

[neat jewel]

What about breakfast

[gusty mason]

Do not question your superiora

[arctic escarp]

having hope for a better life is heretical because you dont mindlessly slave away to the imperium war machine

[nocturne bloom]

I cook every day

[gusty mason]

It is not slavery

[elder merlin]

I already cooked dinner, you still havent eaten any of it

The food i make aint good enough for you?

[gusty mason]

It is an honorable duty by the god emperor

[blissful kiln]

is that what they tell the kids in sweatshops in china?

[elder merlin]

Bjorn, what the fuck even happened to your hand again?

[neat jewel]

Make me uhhhh eggs Benedict then

[arctic escarp]

questioning god emperors existence is also considered heresy

[elder merlin]

Questioning why you cant question things is also heresy

[gusty mason]

The god emperor exists

[nocturne bloom]

I make that like every week

[gusty mason]

And my hand was lost to corrupted warp energy

[gilded socket]

Scramble me a egg

[arctic escarp]

desiring to have a better station in life is considered heresy too

[gusty mason]

In the great battle of proserpo

[neat jewel]

MARRY MEEEEE

[gusty mason]

@arctic escarp are you a heritic?

[nocturne bloom]

Chat

We got another marriage

[gusty mason]

Your questioning of the imperium is heretical

[gilded socket]

Becoming a mormon aren’t we?

[neat jewel]

Wooo I'm a victim!

[gilded socket]

How scandalous

[nocturne bloom]

[arctic escarp]

thats ok

if Im considered a heretic in the eyes of the galactic fascist empire thats fine by me

[gusty mason]

Then death shall be your only comfort by the power OF THE GOD EMPEROR

[gusty mason]

By the throne is that Saul Goodman?

[neat jewel]

Do I get locked in the cage now

[arctic escarp]

no thats jimmy mcgill

but gay

literally me

[gilded socket]

I want taht

[gusty mason]

So it's saul

[nocturne bloom]

Is.. that what you want

[neat jewel]

Um. It's my turn to be a freak you have to wait

[gusty mason]

Jimmy mcgill is Saul

[neat jewel]

YES CAPTAIN

[gilded socket]

Why not together

[neat jewel]

That is true.... I'll ponder this

[nocturne bloom]

Big cage, constricted cage?

[gilded socket]

Ponder quickly before i nap

[gusty mason]

[neat jewel]

Yes I do say!

[neat jewel]

Medium

[somber stream]

Good morning chat

[gusty mason]

[arctic escarp]

good morning licht

[nocturne bloom]

[gusty mason]

[nocturne bloom]

Alrighty

[gilded socket]

In all honesty i domt even go outside anyways so a cage wouldn’t change anything

[gusty mason]

[gilded socket]

My room is built like a prison cell

[arctic escarp]

you get put in a cage

but your internet privilege is revoked

choose

[neat jewel]

Splendid day

[gilded socket]

Im biting someone’s hand off if they take my internet access

[arctic escarp]

aye

[somber stream]

The addiction is real

[arctic escarp]

my work literally requires the internet too 💀

[gusty mason]

Why can I not post images

[arctic escarp]

and the fact I work from home

= 0 social life

[somber stream]

You can't in General chat

[gusty mason]

Where can i

[gilded socket]

Its very obvious im chronically online

[somber stream]

Class chat and other places, but you need the convict role first

[gusty mason]

Damnit

[neat jewel]

There's worse things to be. Like French

[arctic escarp]

someone said get 150 messages

so just yap and sh

[gilded socket]

Nah

[gusty mason]

Someone give me convict please

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Yap a lot

[gusty mason]

Oh it's earned not given?

[neat jewel]

Me when the

[gilded socket]

It would be very epic if i lived w/ someone and i just live in a room and i get money like a allowance

[somber stream]

So, like. Your parents?

[gilded socket]

No not at all

[nocturne bloom]

When the what

[gusty mason]

[neat jewel]

Sugar daddy/mommy moment

[gusty mason]

[somber stream]

[gilded socket]

Sounds about right

[neat jewel]

When my...when you....when you and I

[nocturne bloom]

Stay at home wife reference

[gusty mason]

🗿

[arctic escarp]

well you first have to find a sugar parental figure

[neat jewel]

I pray for success in your hunt

[gilded socket]

I cant cook even if i tried

[nocturne bloom]

When we

[gilded socket]

Its not happening

[neat jewel]

Exactly when we

[gilded socket]

I literally dont go outside unless i have to

[elder merlin]

Atleast we give you good advice, mostly

[gusty mason]

[nocturne bloom]

I cook

[elder merlin]

The outside does suck

There are people out there

[arctic escarp]

oh I agree

especially when its fucking humid

[gilded socket]

Eh

[gusty mason]

The outside is beautiful

[gilded socket]

Not really

[nocturne bloom]

[noble sinew]

I cook ice cream

[elder merlin]

Bjorn, shut up, you live in a coffin and view the outside through cameras

[arctic escarp]

just like a month ago we had he worst fucking heatwave

[neat jewel]

There's probably websites for it idk

[nocturne bloom]

3 times a day

[elder merlin]

Hello Satan

[gilded socket]

Too lazy

[neat jewel]

I just realized your guild tag is from a hentai server 😭

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Only like 1 meal

[gusty mason]

I'm literally going backpacking this weekend I don't just stay inside like most gremlins here

[nocturne bloom]

It has nsfw in it sure

[elder merlin]

Motherfucker got a Mr. Sinister profile picture, so you know hes on the up and up

[somber stream]

Oh look, discord finally allow you to customize your theme colour

[neat jewel]

You've moved up the freak list

[elder merlin]

Uh oh, Bjorn is having another one of his episodes

[nocturne bloom]

Im on top

[thick fog]

By the price of your liver

[gusty mason]

Oh no Pauls having another autistic brain aneurysm

[elder merlin]

Oh yeah? Where is your monster fucker card then?

[neat jewel]

Someone will surmount you one day

[somber stream]

Yeah nah, discovered Vencord. Never again

[elder merlin]

Man, i fuckin wish

[gusty mason]

Ha

[nocturne bloom]

Many have tried

[gusty mason]

This @elder merlin is funny

[gilded socket]

If i ever get locked inside with no contact with the outside world i will claw my way through my wall

[neat jewel]

I will succeed

[somber stream]

The tension is real

[elder merlin]

I try

[gusty mason]

It is succeeding my friend

[ripe tangle]

as I wander the halls of the Inquisitor’s Vessel, I look upon thee, all I see are the eyes of a Heretic.

May you burn by Holy Flames, may your corrupted soul be cleansed in the fire, may my righteous Zeal guide thine Flame!

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[arctic escarp]

helo lucia

[ripe tangle]

Hello Shart

[nocturne bloom]

You never know what's in my closet

[gusty mason]

Nevermind now I feel uncomfortable

[river elbow]

I don't think we want to know.

[somber stream]

Dragons?

[arctic escarp]

you are gay?

[noble sinew]

where is the place to find a group to play with on here?

[ripe tangle]

Where can I find spicy chicken curry?

[gusty mason]

Dragon Deez nuts across you face...

[arctic escarp]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[neat jewel]

Yeah

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

Id win

[neat jewel]

Yeah

[nocturne bloom]

See you agree

[noble sinew]

at your local chimkin dealer

[neat jewel]

I'd win actually

You'd lose

[gilded socket]

I would sell my soul

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[gilded socket]

It isn’t worth muh

Probably a handful of nickles

[somber stream]

Anyone here know if the "Cool ass Sanghelli" managed to made her gfen said yes yesterday?

[ripe tangle]

The local chicken dealer only sells Fried Chicken in a bucket.

[arctic escarp]

get it send to your door through uber or whatever

[gusty mason]

[gilded socket]

I hate it here

[blazing hawk]

Do I dump stability or mobility on a shotgun

[somber stream]

Stab

[blazing hawk]

Cool

[somber stream]

Gotta go fast

[blazing hawk]

Thanks

[noble sinew]

put sriracha in his bucket, much success

[arctic escarp]

mob is safely dump

[ripe tangle]

Do I scare you?

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

also, aren’t you an American?

[stable fox]

No, they're a "dog"

[ripe tangle]

Dogs? Like those things the Planetary Arbitrators use?

[arctic escarp]

theres a main reason to be wary of americans, for one, half the population still believe in Trump 💀

[stable fox]

No, but cyber mastiffs at least has manners unlike this one

[gilded socket]

Depends

[low hemlock]

🇺🇸🏈🦅

B O O‼️

[gilded socket]

I crode

[gusty mason]

Trump is doing better than any other politician against him and I'm not arguing about it

[stable fox]

Eh.

[arctic escarp]

not if youre a minority

lgbt

[gilded socket]

Civil war in chat

[arctic escarp]

needing healthcaare

[somber stream]

Dang, off schedule pol talk

[gusty mason]

No none of those things are negatively affected @arctic escarp

[gilded socket]

Ban any % speedrun

[gusty mason]

Fr

[low hemlock]

when america is mentioned there’s always be a civil war

[thick fog]

Political debate in my server

[arctic escarp]

X to doubt

[stable fox]

Gears, you know what to do
Exterminatus

[arctic escarp]

get off your echo chamber 💀

[gilded socket]

I wanted freaky

[noble sinew]

I came here to Darktide to escape America and yet here I am again

[thick fog]

Vote me for next president and I promise to give all citizens free sausage rolls

[gilded socket]

What if i just @ my trusty mod pal

[arctic escarp]

not surprised that the imperium glazer doesnt see anything wrong with trumps US 💀

[gusty mason]

Name a single law that directly hurts gay people and I mean directly @arctic escarp

[stable fox]

You'd think America won't be in every single media

[thick fog]

Things don't last forever

[gilded socket]

Ykw yeah i think i just might

[gusty mason]

Directly puts them in a worse position than anyone else

[gilded socket]

@misty trench they’re at it again with trumpppp….

[stable fox]

Super Earth
UNSC
Federation
[Goes on]

[arctic escarp]

like I had a feeling that the imperium glazer is a bad omen from the beginning 💀

[stable fox]

Okay maybe Imperium is different because Bri'ish

[low hemlock]

u underestimate how B I G america is Pal

[thick fog]

Hold on let him speak to the wall

[gusty mason]

Can't even answer my question lol

[thick fog]

Not as big as the Imperium

[stable fox]

Russia is big too

[thick fog]

[stable fox]

I can make that argument too

[gusty mason]

Proves my point and disproves all of hers

[gilded socket]

/pol at this hour is sad

[low hemlock]

wha? that smol Greenland place?

[thick fog]

Love ourselves and be gay

[stark bobcat]

<@&735928989146939404> General in politics again

[low hemlock]

[river elbow]

Because politic talk isn't allowed here. We're all here to game.

[stark bobcat]

oops

[gilded socket]

Darktide general is gone

[stable fox]

WHAT DID YOU SAY N-

[misty trench]

stop being /pol/ for crying out loud fellas

[thick fog]

joins server
Start making political debates

[stable fox]

[thick fog]

Bro is joining for the ragebait

[gilded socket]

I tried to stop them

[stark bobcat]

people just arnet smart

[gusty mason]

If its not allowed then why did they bring it up first?

[elder merlin]

Yeah, damn fuckin polish

[noble sinew]

make a new country, Smolmerica

[stable fox]

-Nutcracker

[low hemlock]

vro what🥀🥀🥀🥀

[broken olive]

Pardon me. Has the tech adept been added yet

[stable fox]

[delicate fox]

nah

[low hemlock]

nice save there vro

[gusty mason]

[thick fog]

Hadron has you covered
In the next 3 years

[broken olive]

Damn

Has the scout marine been added yet

[delicate fox]

nah

[broken olive]

Damn

Has the sex been added yet

[delicate fox]

nah

[gusty mason]

Im am here battle brother @broken olive

[noble sinew]

does anyone run Darktide on linux, because I have a funny story...

[stable fox]

Anyway. Face the wall now
[arstotzka theme started playing]

[low hemlock]

do it, I’ve got alot of mcdonalds fat in me to tank em rounds‼️

[gilded socket]

Shit sucks

I like this server too

[stable fox]

[arctic escarp]

hey incan

[misty trench]

hi

[elder merlin]

Server is pretty fun

[gusty mason]

Fr

[tired thicket]

Where are the single women

[stable fox]

Hun, promise to do bigger exterminatus if needed

[arctic escarp]

in another server

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin

[stable fox]

I need to make sure you will make it count

[tired thicket]

[elder merlin]

You literally just got here, say that when your name is red and you been here a couple months

[tired thicket]

It’s over

[elder merlin]

I mean, if having a dick and balls counts as being a woman

[arctic escarp]

like

[gilded socket]

Not if you’re me

[arctic escarp]

do you actually think girls wanna hangout in the 40K community haha

[stable fox]

[misty trench]

it doesn't not count at least

[gusty mason]

Silence I can determine what is fun and what isn't and I am entertained by this

[tired thicket]

I mean you have darlia

But she’s a man

[elder merlin]

I mean, have you seen the kinds of people in here?

[arctic escarp]

darlia?

[gilded socket]

Oh brother this guy is lame

[tired thicket]

Warden

[elder merlin]

Fight me in my realm

[misty trench]

her name is dilara smh, fake fan

[arctic escarp]

Ive witness the worse instances of huge egos clashing in this server yes

[low hemlock]

“u having F U N on Darktide, that’s not allowed here” -

[arctic escarp]

oh Dilara

fucking hell fyre 💀

[tired thicket]

[gusty mason]

[noble sinew]

girls hang out in darktide all the time, just use your mic and try not to drool on it

[elder merlin]

We know and we love you, we see you

[tired thicket]

I drool regardless

[gilded socket]

Do we?

[elder merlin]

Only thing that makes me drool is thinking of food

[nocturne bloom]

Oh waiter, more darktide server on fire please!

[stable fox]

Sorry paul, but that's only you here

[elder merlin]

Especially if you got good carrot cake, watermelon or peanut butter cookies

[noble sinew]

or I mean like, don't use your neckbeard voice

[gusty mason]

I am going

Gn

[tired thicket]

Watermelon is sooo nasty

Cantaloupe is better

[low hemlock]

me thought it was Animal Crossing (GOATED Game pf all time popular opinion)

[elder merlin]

I mean, i do, you're my friend. Same with a couple other people in here i've friended and talked to

[arctic escarp]

the drooling and being weird is exactly why women dont like talking much 💀

its gross behavior

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

I'll fucking kill you by smothering your face in a watermelon

[river elbow]

For real. It shouldn't be hard to just act normal.

[tired thicket]

Sorry I think of eating small critters and i can’t help it

[gilded socket]

“All roads lead to rome” i scream at myself as i get a “what would you want to name our future kids?” Text from her

[noble sinew]

yeah there are random cool people in general you just have to talk first most of them won't just talk

[gilded socket]

Ew friends

[elder merlin]

Shut up with that

[arctic escarp]

oh I started spewing my shitty opinions and suddenly I got friends in this chat haha

[low hemlock]

what u expect when it’s a constant sausage fest, to some of em

[arctic escarp]

yep

[nocturne bloom]

My first relationship i told my partner I wanted to have kids in the future and I guarantee you its a terrible thing to say in a new relationship

[tired thicket]

Anyone wanna drool together

[delicate fox]

hey i think i know where this is from!

[stable fox]

You expect them to be reasonable for once

[gusty mason]

I am back because someone needs to ban this kid @tired thicket

[noble sinew]

I would be playing right now but my wrist is hurt

[gusty mason]

Like that's fucked

[tawny grail]

Probably better to get such a fundamental disagreement out of the way earlier than later though right

[arctic escarp]

if its to a fictional character named Shadowheart count me in

[gilded socket]

If i ever hear “do you want to have kids” from my partner early on in the relationship im ending that relationship

[arctic escarp]

I love fictional women

[gusty mason]

It's funny how he admits it

[tawny grail]

For asking what your stance is on it?

[gilded socket]

Just asking the question

[tired thicket]

Why are you so hostile you literally just joined the sever

[formal mortar]

It's a good question to ask

[tawny grail]

[tired thicket]

What a silly billy

[nocturne bloom]

We all learn somehow

[gilded socket]

I hate children

[gusty mason]

I shall be hostile to the man that is inviting people to come drool to women

Kinda fucked up

[tawny grail]

What if your partner hates children but you dump them before you find out

[gilded socket]

Their loss

[tired thicket]

Yeah women are cool I eat them sometimes

[gilded socket]

Vore

[tired thicket]

Like in the mountains

[nocturne bloom]

Aren't you...

[tawny grail]

Maybe not lol

[gusty mason]

My point stands again

[arctic escarp]

women are cool

[tired thicket]

I’m unstoppable

[arctic escarp]

and sexy

[delicate fox]

are you an ogre

[arctic escarp]

and lovable

[tired thicket]

I be eating hikers

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

I chase them at night to make sure they get home safe

[gusty mason]

TF did hikers do

[tired thicket]

So much this

[arctic escarp]

based and redpilled

[tired thicket]

I love chasing them

Sometimes they run but I’m faster

[nocturne bloom]

Bonus points if you introduce yourself with an Aztec death whistle

[noble sinew]

I don't chase them, they just think I'm chasing them, but I always walk this fast, I'm a fast walker

[arctic escarp]

you people are funny

[gusty mason]

What animal even are you

[delicate fox]

an ogre

[tired thicket]

[gusty mason]

Well I knew that @delicate fox

[low hemlock]

[gilded socket]

Poo

[tired thicket]

I hope I can terrorize more single moms tonight

[gusty mason]

That's demonic

And heretical

[gilded socket]

Oh brother here we go again

[tired thicket]

[gusty mason]

I SMELL HERESY

[stable fox]

Where's Karien when you need her the most

[gilded socket]

Someone mention trump so i can ping a mod

[stable fox]

[low hemlock]

do it‼️‼️‼️‼️

[floral ermine]

orange

[gilded socket]

I need the fight

[gusty mason]

five bucks I name drop the orange politician

[river elbow]

Space Wolves, come get your schizophrenic older brother. He's ranting again.

[gilded socket]

AUUUUUGGGHHH

[blazing ibex]

Tangerine.

[floral ermine]

ORANGE

[nocturne bloom]

I used to have a patch in the window of my car that said support single moms that was just a anime stripper on a pole, unfortunately not appropriate for my current job

[blazing ibex]

Leather.

[tired thicket]

Can we ban this @tired thicket dude

[noble sinew]

"excuse me, Ms. I couldn't help noticing back there while I was chasing small woodland creatures through the underbrush that you dropped your katana" - FyreStone

[gilded socket]

see mailman
bark so hard i pass out

[low hemlock]

“buzz off, i got this‼️” -

America is #1

[gusty mason]

Nuh uh

[gilded socket]

#1 cunt

[gusty mason]

America?

[gilded socket]

Americunt

[nocturne bloom]

Omg its me

[low hemlock]

red white and blue yeeeehaa‼️

🤠

[gilded socket]

Wheres my cage

[nocturne bloom]

Ima need some ID

[low hemlock]

Ooo~ someone got in trouble

[river elbow]

Hadron clocked your shit real fast.

[gilded socket]

Ok fed

[ocean widget]

Get fucked scrub

[low hemlock]

U teach em Hadron💖💕💗

[gilded socket]

Lamia is a fed

[tired thicket]

@errant crystal fatass

[nocturne bloom]

Its to prevent feds

[gusty mason]

To many frickin fracking emojis

[gilded socket]

I domt have one

No govt will have my face

[nocturne bloom]

They got yo papers

[gusty mason]

I'm trying to express my love for America and I'm getting struck down

[neat jewel]

So real

[low hemlock]

Heh, I’ll help Hadron loss some weight~ 😈

[gilded socket]

No im burned

[ocean widget]

Bro ur face is ur pfp

[gilded socket]

Ruhh

[gilded socket]

I don’t remember what i look like sometimes

[nocturne bloom]

Youre what

[gilded socket]

Im boned them

[gusty mason]

[neat jewel]

Ruh roh

[nocturne bloom]

Hell nah

[gilded socket]

Ruff

[nocturne bloom]

Keep her perfect

[gilded socket]

No no he’s wrong

[neat jewel]

Don't say that to me

[gilded socket]

She needs to be fat

[gilded socket]

Ruh?

[low hemlock]

Tru‼️ Lamia u are speaking my language Brother😩

[neat jewel]

Unacceptable

[gilded socket]

The holy trinity of hadron love is big boi lamia and i

[nocturne bloom]

FELLOW THICKMAXXER SPOTTED

[gilded socket]

Guh….

[neat jewel]

Gwah.

[gilded socket]

Wruff

[tired thicket]

I love the chub…..

[elder merlin]

Who hath pinged me

[low hemlock]

🎶🎵I LIKE EM B I G🎵🎶

🎤🎵I L I K E EM C H U N K Y🎼🎧

[gilded socket]

Fatgryn

[low hemlock]

tbh Lamia me did commission Hadron to be T H I C C

[nocturne bloom]

MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN YOU [content filtered by mods]

[neat jewel]

That's it, blocked

[gilded socket]

Listen to fat by lindemann

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[elder merlin]

Listen, just cause i look like Greasus Goldtooth from Total Warhammer, doesnt mean im fat

[gilded socket]

Roundgryn

Rotundgryn

[arctic escarp]

oh I remember that song

he's so cutely fat bro

[ripe tangle]

Today I learned that I’m apparently scary.

[low hemlock]

Now that’s someone u should be proud to be Paul

[gilded socket]

White woman alert

[elder merlin]

No voice in our ear but the maw

[elder merlin]

Doesnt he do a fuckton of damage in that game too?

[low hemlock]

heck yeh

[ripe tangle]

but I’m only suppossed to strike fear into the hearts of Heretics and Xenos, I’m supposed to be a symbol of inspiration to the faithful.

[elder merlin]

Fat wheelchair fucker

[gilded socket]

White woman alert

[ocean widget]

Why are you apparently scary

[tired thicket]

Women are scary

[gilded socket]

White woman

[elder merlin]

But where is the buff women alert?

[ripe tangle]

Maxine said I can be scary.

[ocean widget]

Just because lucia is probably a white woman doesnt mean she's gonna shag you moebian

[tired thicket]

I wish women were real

[gilded socket]

I dont want that, lamia does

[gilded socket]

Fatgryn

[ripe tangle]

wtf do white women have to do with being scary?

[ocean widget]

Moebians a dog

Not lucia

Fuck

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

Listen, just cause i can eat a whole sheet by myself when im drunk, doesnt mean im fat

[gilded socket]

Sheet if rotisserie chicken tubby boy

[ocean widget]

My brain just shat itself jfc

[arctic escarp]

funny because the bg3 community has an entire archetype of dark urge player character (a formerly serial killer protag) being....white women

[ripe tangle]

also do I even count as white!?!

I’m half Asian

[elder merlin]

I mean, you ever read any history?

[low hemlock]

being fat is cool cuz u get extra defensive stats

[arctic escarp]

white passing?

[nocturne bloom]

Born here?

[ocean widget]

And half what else

[ripe tangle]

but paler than most white people and have reddish hair

[ocean widget]

Eh close enough

[ripe tangle]

despite being half asian

[gilded socket]

Fat

[ripe tangle]

White

[ocean widget]

@ripe tangle
Moebians a dog
You're close enough to a white woman

[elder merlin]

A sheet pizza, you fuckin poozer

[arctic escarp]

the american perception of an 'asian' afaik is east asians

[gilded socket]

Okay biggy boy

[arctic escarp]

while the british perception of an 'asian' is south asians

[lethal socket]

WILD STATEMENT TO TAB INTO

[ripe tangle]

Mostly yes, but Indians and Middle Easterners are also called Asian

[elder merlin]

Im leaving you underground the next time we play helldivers

[gilded socket]

You love to see it

[ocean widget]

@lethal socket

[gilded socket]

I can crawl out

[ripe tangle]

though people usually specify if someone is Middle Eastern or Indian

[elder merlin]

Through the fallout?

[river elbow]

That name made me laugh.

[gilded socket]

Yup

Kick the wall out

[arctic escarp]

yea I think its mostly less exposure to asians from other parts of asia so you just default to 'white' haha

[elder merlin]

Been kind of a wild night to be honest

[ocean widget]

Wait @ripe tangle have you not seen those memes?

[elder merlin]

Alright, i'll bring the bomb

[ripe tangle]

I have not

[ocean widget]

Oh my god

[gilded socket]

Guh

[gilded socket]

Brainwahs her

[ocean widget]

Right, search up white woman dog and prepare to be surprised

[elder merlin]

What memes?

[somber stream]

White women, dog

This won't end well

[elder merlin]

You know italians and irish didnt used to be considered white apparently?

[arctic escarp]

yes

[lethal socket]

just. gonna give you the simple explination. White women like dogs a littleeeeee tooooo intersted in dogs

[ocean widget]

Let's just say
It involves knots

[elder merlin]

Kinda fuckin wild the level of racism back then

[ripe tangle]

I’m half white of Central European descent, and half Korean, I basically look like a Korean in the face except my eyes are a lighter brown almost a reddish-yellow hue and my hair is naturally kinda red-brown, also I have skin that’s paler than most white people.

take what you will from that I guess

[elder merlin]

[arctic escarp]

but its more convenient to have them fall under the 'white' label throughout the 20th century so that leaves out black people still being targeted by racist

[low hemlock]

don’t forget…..horses

[elder merlin]

Oh, its the dog shit

[lethal socket]

I didn't forget, I just didn't want to think about it

[arctic escarp]

ooh yea afaik arab racism wasnt as bad until you-know-the-event-that-happened-in-early-2000s

[ocean widget]

That's only boeing engineers not white women

[elder merlin]

I was gonna call you a furry

[lethal socket]

I love hooved things as much as the next tau kisser, but I like my hooved things to be able to give consent

[somber stream]

You don't know? You don't know.

[gilded socket]

Lucia is a hag

[elder merlin]

Damn

[ocean widget]

Oh shit nevermind I remember

[low hemlock]

i don’t know vro, I’ve heard the tales

🥀🧙‍♂️

[elder merlin]

White women really out here takin shots tonight

[ocean widget]

No, theres memes about white women enjoying dogs red rockets

[ripe tangle]

before the 1960s, “white” in America meant having Western European heritage and being protestant, even being of European descent but Catholic or from Southern or Eastern Europe meant you weren’t “white”

[elder merlin]

Dats what i meant, poozer

[gilded socket]

Lucia is deadass ignoring this

[ocean widget]

Shit and dick are different terms

[gilded socket]

@ripe tangle listen Hag

[ocean widget]

I dont blame her

[lethal socket]

good choice

[elder merlin]

Its cause that one lady went online talkin about how she liked fuckin her dog or whatever

[arctic escarp]

oooh yea I forgot about the religious aspect of the racism, since these days it comes down to what skin color you have

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want to hear ano it how you’re a dog or whatever

[elder merlin]

I use shit as a catch all phrase

[coarse tree]

what about shit dicks?

[low hemlock]

“Me personally I wouldn’t take this level of disrespect” -

[arctic escarp]

protestant vs catholic beef was fucking deadly 💀

[gilded socket]

They’re saying it not me

[ocean widget]

Awful

[ocean widget]

You could say it was explosive

[elder merlin]

Go into your dms and i'll show you awful, you keep talkin

[arctic escarp]

its like how racism works 💀

[arctic escarp]

one bad apple and now suddenly everyone's that

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a hag!

I’m only 30

[lethal socket]

OLD

[elder merlin]

"One bad apple spoils the whole bunch" is the complete phrase

[lethal socket]

OLDDD

OLDDDDDDD

[ripe tangle]

jeeZ

[lethal socket]

ANCIENT

[ocean widget]

I cant post the sunglasses dude from reimagine :the game: 0/10

[lethal socket]

HOLY DREADNOUGHT YOU ARE OLDDDDD

[arctic escarp]

yep

[ripe tangle]

that’s not that old :v

[arctic escarp]

maaan 30s aint even old haha

[elder merlin]

Im 34

[arctic escarp]

I have 30+ year old friends

[lethal socket]

what was it like seeing the emperor in the flesh???

YALL ARE ANCIENT DAMN

[gilded socket]

What if we purge heretics together and hold hands as we burn the innocent

[low hemlock]

nah u young sister Lucia like a baby’s bottom

[elder merlin]

My buddy in california is 40 or something, i forget

[lethal socket]

I am 21 LMAO

[gilded socket]

He is california?

[lethal socket]

So what is knee pain like?

[arctic escarp]

Im 23

[lethal socket]

old

[ripe tangle]

comparing me to a baby’s bottom is also weird lol

[elder merlin]

It fucking sucks

[low hemlock]

youngblood

🚬 👨‍🦳

[arctic escarp]

listen here you little shitter

[elder merlin]

The lower backpain is worse though

[gilded socket]

Paul gets backshots

[lethal socket]

Ah the wonders of youth

[elder merlin]

Maintain your core

[ocean widget]

Clear that beer gut old man

[elder merlin]

Man, i wish, be nice to have someone to cuddle at night afterwards

[arctic escarp]

man 25+ year old people is the current target rn

[gilded socket]

Go outside

[arctic escarp]

whats next

the sea people?

[elder merlin]

I was just outside earlier

[gilded socket]

Grrr fash

[gilded socket]

Stay outside

[elder merlin]

Wanna help me work on my core?

[gilded socket]

Until you find a woman who follows youbhome

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

I dont think it works like that, Maxine

[gilded socket]

Yea huh

[noble sinew]

I am older than my Havoc level

[elder merlin]

Is this some new young people thing?

[gilded socket]

Thats how I learned what a woman looked like

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

Jesus christ discord shat the bed

[ripe tangle]

There’s something I want to say regarding how pale I am, but saying it can be offensive so I shouldn’t.

[arctic escarp]

you people

[elder merlin]

What the hell you sayin? @ocean widget

[ocean widget]

Discord shat the bed

[ocean widget]

Fuck no

[gilded socket]

Waht

[ripe tangle]

dm?

[ocean widget]

It means smooth

[ripe tangle]

I know

[elder merlin]

Damn, some friend you are

[gilded socket]

G-gulp

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

Thanks for implying I actually work out though

[elder merlin]

All talk and no bite

[gilded socket]

I bite

[elder merlin]

Well get in there then

Pitter patter, go get att'er

[ocean widget]

So are you casper pale or nah

[lilac crag]

@somber stream how do you wake up at this hour everyday

this fucking sucks

[ocean widget]

Timezones

[somber stream]

By working

[lilac crag]

crazy, not what I meant

[somber stream]

Money is the main drive lmao

[lilac crag]

you've got nerves of steel

I couldn't do this

[ocean widget]

Licht actually does things in his life
Like suffer

[gilded socket]

Thatsapaynes

[somber stream]

Also jogging lane is clear at this hour

[arctic escarp]

what timezones is everyone

[lilac crag]

you jog in the morning too?

this guy

[ocean widget]

Whatever the fuck timezone England is in