general-chat

[ocean widget]

haru died, donalds epstein card got put out or you got married

[nocturne bloom]

Oowg

[gilded socket]

Ooogw

[fierce cave]

"3 3 pick number 3 my lord"

Not married yet

[ocean widget]

yeah i saw that
also told you to not die

[nocturne bloom]

Goowo

[fierce cave]

Engaged

[fierce cave]

Tru

[ocean widget]

potato potato

[gilded socket]

Uhh

[thick coyote]

My best bet is 0

🗣️

[ocean widget]

gj tho mate

[gilded socket]

I hate being american

[nocturne bloom]

Wogoo

[fierce cave]

Can't feel my legs already

I am and will be dead

[nocturne bloom]

So feel them

[wanton spindle]

Real

[nocturne bloom]

I dont

[ocean widget]

it'll pass sooner or later

[molten matrix]

aside from the few super toxic players that get repeatedly game banned and buy the game again

[wanton spindle]

Are they asleep??

[fierce cave]

This guy missed the news

Asked gf to marry me

[gaunt bridge]

You’re not a citizen, you’re a side effect

[fierce cave]

Gf loves romantic things

[wanton spindle]

Ooo

[fierce cave]

Too much

[nocturne bloom]

Dont tell a kid about that mate

[wanton spindle]

That’s cute tho

[fierce cave]

Spooky

[nocturne bloom]

Marriage and arrest speedrun

[fierce cave]

Legs sleep

Arms slerp

I sleep

[gilded socket]

I hate the state i live in more or less

[fierce cave]

Dead leg

[nocturne bloom]

Just live on the east coast where nothing matters

Everyone does everything

[gilded socket]

Thats worse

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

Been to both

[gilded socket]

I want to live in portland

[wanton spindle]

What do they have there?

[gaunt bridge]

Guys, can you help spam this: Fatshark please add 2 things pause feature + Versus mode

[nocturne bloom]

You should spam it until automod mutes you

[gilded socket]

Kairos

Good song

[gilded socket]

Waht

[agile crag]

i dont want versus mode until they add anticheat tbh

[nocturne bloom]

I have never seen a dt cheater lmfao

[nocturne bloom]

Why there?

[gaunt bridge]

Cool, I’ll spam till Automod silences me guess that’s the only way to get your attention

[ancient violet]

I wonder what happened to the elite 🤔

[nocturne bloom]

Won't get mine since I dont care

[gilded socket]

Not a place that will crucify me for being Mexican and trans

[wanton spindle]

At least now I know I’m not the only Mexican here

[nocturne bloom]

I suppose, ive never seen that issue in the states around me though

[gilded socket]

Public school here is a fucking joke

[thick coyote]

You'll have better chances of Fatshark hearing you at the forums

Try there

[agile raven]

Good ol' Portland.
Expensive, smelly, and the last place I want to live in.

[gilded socket]

Tru

[agile crag]

competitive games bring out the cheaters also some mods already border on cheating like spidey sense and the macro that makes you swing 50% faster

[gaunt bridge]

forums? Nah, I prefer hitting Fatshark where it hurts right in their chat feed. If spamming works, why not?

[molten matrix]

LOL

[agile crag]

cause then your gonna get banned from here

[gilded socket]

Edgelord

[agile raven]

Certainly a strange mindset.

[molten matrix]

actual gemerald holy

[agile raven]

Not one I would recommend either.

[gilded socket]

This guy is grinding on the edge

[molten matrix]

@civic python

[thick coyote]

Fatshark is not here bro
Try the forums
Way better there

Cya

🫡

[molten matrix]

you should also totally spam the steam forums

[gaunt bridge]

[molten matrix]

then theyll listen for sure

[gilded socket]

Bro thinks he raging against the system

[civic python]

this is a gem

jak him right now

[gilded socket]

Is this what delusions of grandeur looks like?

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a mod, and the devs allow it

Lol

[agile raven]

I am not apologizing for seeing ahead what dumb symbols I need to click.

[formal mortar]

What?

[jade stump]

how dumb are these symbols, i got here late

very clueless

[agile raven]

Decoder Helper.

I couldn't remember the name of the mod.

[ancient violet]

I don't think Spidey Sense is cheating

[jade stump]

oh ima probs stay clueless then if its mod related

[formal mortar]

Decoder Helper?

[ancient violet]

Where my Deaf gang at???? ✊🏻

[jade stump]

my darktides been base game ever since it dropped

[ancient violet]

Tbh I think every game should have a colorblind mode by law 😈

[molten matrix]

makes you see the sequence of symbols

[agile raven]

Mine was for a loooooooong time.
Then I dabbled.
Now I like it.

[molten matrix]

pretty neat to have

now solver mods

those are cheating

[ancient violet]

Imagine a blind mode for this game

[formal mortar]

Why do you need to see the sequence of symbols ahead of time?

The decoder is easy af

[jade stump]

hope u find wtv issue the mods causing tho, a few buddies of mine got hella QoL mods so they can make cool weapons faster

so i can see the appeal

[ancient violet]

Because it lets you prepare to do a double or triple tap

Idk I always found the puzzles to be out of place in this game

Would make more sense to just be timed based or something

[formal mortar]

I'll just stick to doing it normally

I can react well enough to do another tap

[ancient violet]

My reaction speed when I see a car coming:

🐌

[agile crag]

It's equivalent to radar which are banned in other competitive games

[ancient violet]

No it's not, the game gives you audio ques

Directional audio ques actually

[agile crag]

So do other games but they dont show exactly where they are from the audio queues

[agile raven]

You can get three in a row on the same column, and you can get them all in one go.

Makes it faster.

[formal mortar]

I understand why people are using it, but I don't need to make the game easier

[agile raven]

Less solving, more killing.
I love violence.

[ancient violet]

COD players can deduce where exactly you are in the room just by your footsteps

The skill is being able to memorize the layout of the map to know which room they are in

In this game, the mobs also just bee line towards you. So the audio ques should already tell you where they are

The problem is just hearing them with all of the other sounds and music playing

[agile raven]

Me deducing an IS-2 from 300 meters away behind an entire city block in WT:

[ancient violet]

[agile crag]

I play valorant and R6 audio isn't that pinpoint exact, if you had a spidey sense equivalent you'd essentially have wallhacks

[ancient violet]

No

[drowsy lynx]

I have thought about reenabling Spidey sense just so I can blast music

[nocturne bloom]

How is DT competitive

[ancient violet]

Wall hack shows you the exact position of the person regardless if they are moving or not, regardless of their elevation and regardless on what they are doing

[agile raven]

"What's that lawn mower going o- oh it's a PT-76 5000 meters away."

[ancient violet]

Spidey Sense literally is just a visual indicator of the audio ques

[agile crag]

It's why I'm against versus mode with all the cheaty mods floating around

[formal mortar]

Had to look up what Spidey Sense does, I don't see an issue with it. I'm sure there are deaf players

[agile crag]

I mean it has over 66k downloads I'm sure theres not that much deaf players

[nocturne bloom]

Of which will need to be updated for that mode and even so if FS had an issue nexus would snipe them

[formal mortar]

The point isn't how manyh deaf players there would be, just that it's simply an accessiblity mod

[ancient violet]

Dam I can only use a mod if I have a disability everyone, if not it's cheating 😞

[formal mortar]

Which also there are sound cues that don't play so it does help alleviate that issue

[agile crag]

Yes it's like handicap spaces

[formal mortar]

I don't really care if you are trying to twist things that I say, you are the one saying it.

[ancient violet]

That's not how handicap work.

Other than parking and bathroom spaces, you don't get an "advantage" over non disabled people

[ocean widget]

spidey sense shouldnt exist for darktide ngl since in lore it canonically protects peters wallet during poker games and such

[ancient violet]

Oh no the horror, I get a bigger bathroom space than other people, truly I needed that extra 10 square meters to take a shit properly 💀

[formal mortar]

I mean yeah they do, to park their wheelchair and get to the toilet.

[gilded socket]

Pve competetive?

Is this shit writing?

[drowsy lynx]

Well yeah where else you gonna throw your clothes down and stretch ya legs in

[bronze wren]

Kung fu hustle is the greatest movie ever produced.

[formal mortar]

It's a good movie yeah

Can't say it's the greatest tho imo

[bronze wren]

You pelled the best Movie ever* wrong

Well

Ill leave that typo

[formal mortar]

As you should

[gilded socket]

Pelled

[delicate vapor]

steam acting up

gacha games time then

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steam-maintenance-tuesday-funny-gif-5125368307851606673

[formal mortar]

Ah dang, I was about to download a game and the service went down lmao

[delicate vapor]

i noticed I couldnt search for rim world

gave up

drank an energy drink

[formal mortar]

Rimworld is pretty fun

I don't have all the dlc yet for it tho

[delicate vapor]

I play it to give myself a headache

[formal mortar]

Wonder if it's server maintenance right now

[delicate vapor]

[agile raven]

For her.

[formal mortar]

Steam is back up

[tired steeple]

hello

[ancient violet]

Truuuuu

Gotta let em rip when you fighting against Taco Bell

[gilded socket]

There is no one like me

[jade stump]

but you're a guardsman

[ocean widget]

yo quick question @fierce cave how in the actual fuck do you deal with carrying over 2000 pounds of shit without buying fallout 1st

[jade stump]

theres many like you

[gilded socket]

Enginseer*

[fierce cave]

Weight reduction

[jade stump]

potato po-tat-o

[gilded socket]

No not at all

[ocean widget]

well shit
cant make a proper build then cus my entire strength tree is filled with weight reduction

[jade stump]

just because you got more augments on your fleshy bits doesnt make u more unique

just less likely to enjoy water based activities

[fierce cave]

Lol

[gilded socket]

Im literally a mechanic

[ocean widget]

oh my fucking god i forgot PA could get weight reduction shit

[jade stump]

ok, ill resay then

but you're a engiseer

theres many like you

[gilded socket]

That may be true

But i am me

There is no one like me

[jade stump]

then do not leave yourself to only your occupation title

like you say, there is no one like you

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

I dont happen to know any disaster lesbian mechanics

[jade stump]

i dont either

[elder merlin]

What the fuck are you doin talkin sense here?

[jade stump]

alpha legion tomfoolery, you wouldnt get it

sometimes to cause chaos you need a little logic

does the logic have to make sense? no

it just has to exist

[elder merlin]

I love killin alpha legion poozers, come here

[jade stump]

ive foiled my own plan

[ashen prairie]

I can't sleep

[jade stump]

dream of purging heretics one at a time, like sheep

one heretic...two heretic...

😴

[fierce cave]

Legs spaghetti
Knees sweaty

[ashen prairie]

Right

Will try

[gilded socket]

All i wanna do is fix cars and kiss girls

[nocturne bloom]

I dont

[opal wyvern]

I should’ve named my Psyker “Jesus Christ”

And made ConnorMcgregor the zealot

[elder merlin]

Well its nice to see that your arms work atleast

[agile raven]

Thanks, Klaus Meine.

[opal wyvern]

Can I rename operatives?

[fierce cave]

Somewhat

[elder merlin]

Tell your fiance to drag you over to your xbox, we got bugs to shoot

[fierce cave]

Noooo she's not done

[thick coyote]

Yeah

50k at Kralls

[elder merlin]

"She can go for miles if you know what i mean"

[opal wyvern]

Well thank god my psyker is lvl 3

What is the most holiest home world

[nocturne bloom]

Theres been 4 tornados in my area

[opal wyvern]

Fellow midwesterner?

[nocturne bloom]

No

[opal wyvern]

Aw

[elder merlin]

Get into the basement or die, those are your only options

[thick coyote]

Messelina

[nocturne bloom]

Im at work

[molten matrix]

I think one of them is a monastery world

[nocturne bloom]

Ill get workers comp

[elder merlin]

So you have chosen death

[nocturne bloom]

Always

[opal wyvern]

Yeah shrine world

[nocturne bloom]

Never works tho

[molten matrix]

Thats the holiest one

[opal wyvern]

Imma make my psyker operative look like Jesus Christ

[elder merlin]

Do they even have the hairstyle you always see in the pictures?

[opal wyvern]

No i cant

Damn it

[elder merlin]

[opal wyvern]

OHHHH

Who would be the next 2nd DLC operative, mechanicus or Blanks

[ocean widget]

mechanicus

defo not blank

[molten matrix]

Aeldari corsair

[nocturne bloom]

A hairy ratling woman

[thick coyote]

Beastmen

#beastmode

[opal wyvern]

Why?

[ocean widget]

what is a blanks ability

[opal wyvern]

Anti warp

But there is a spectrum

[ocean widget]

and what is one of the current classes we have

[opal wyvern]

Of blanks

[delicate fox]

just say you hate psykers

[opal wyvern]

Psyker

[elder hare]

Excoriate the mutant

[ocean widget]

exactly

[thick coyote]

It would be mad funny though

[opal wyvern]

Tell the psyker to tough it out though

[ocean widget]

i mean true
but it would suck for the psyker player to be unable to do anything

[thick coyote]

Grief your psyker teammate by buying the blank dlc

[molten matrix]

Arbites is adamant

Now what could broker be

[elder hare]

Plus not enough psyker enemies to really do anything

broke

[thick coyote]

Cold Trader

[delicate fox]

hive thug

[thick coyote]

[elder hare]

Yeah and use some really wonky technology

[molten matrix]

Aeldari corsair would be the most logical in darktide's story right now

And i dont think theyre gonna do another simultanious release with a kroot dlc and dark heresy

[elder hare]

Nah it'll definitely be a marine scout

[opal wyvern]

Alright I made my psyker operative look like a bald bearded Catholic priest

[thick coyote]

Fatshark is already salivating that they'll simply have to recolor some ogryn gear for the Dark Heresy collaboration

[molten matrix]

No space marines in darktide so not even neophytes

[thick coyote]

Just put the sister of battle in the bag

[peak falcon]

We have zealots and Ogryn. Just let the zealot ride the ogryn and you have a budget space marine.

[elder hare]

im thinking prolly a hive ganger class next, i thought originally a Sororitas but it doesnt feel like theyre gunna go that route

[molten matrix]

What would a sister of battle do differently than zealot?

[elder hare]

be successful

[thick coyote]

Everything

Specially magic

[peak falcon]

Not be a prisoner, for one.

[thick coyote]

Emperor's magic

[elder hare]

Hand flamers, bonuses to fire/bolter, cool haircut, buffs for the gooners

[peak falcon]

Hold on, what's that last one.

[elder hare]

We all know it

all their cosmetics would sell ez, it'll be a cash grab for boardmembers. then they use that money for a kroot or an aeldari class to incorporate a whole new game mode

[thick coyote]

Fatshark is probably going to give them some non boob plate armor then sell boob plate armor

It would print money

[elder hare]

e z money

[gilded socket]

Gug

[peak falcon]

They will wait to sell the boob plate armor for 1 year and 7 vacations.

[thick coyote]

Infinite money glitch

[nocturne bloom]

Boobs?

[somber stream]

Bewbz

[elder hare]

Sister of Booba with max sliders and a repentia outfit, ez cash

[peak falcon]

+Banned by the order of the Inquisition+

[thick coyote]

And since they gave toughness to Arby's since they have Carapace armor (weak excuse)
They could give SoB better stamina/draw speed because power armor

[elder hare]

they cant ban me i'm a custodes

[peak falcon]

Also carapace armor.

[delicate fox]

that just makes our zealots better

[elder hare]

the only reason i dont think an admech class with drones will be next is because Marcus said "we had 3 really good choices but we went with Arbites cause of the dog" meaning the choice factor was having a controllable minion class

which makes me think next class will be a standalone ranged, which could be either a tech priest with active debuffs to ranged for area of denial or SoB for bonuses to bolter/flamer and some kind of passive buff

[elder merlin]

My Metalgreymon finally digivolved into Wargreymon

Lets go

[elder merlin]

So Beastman is next

Hell yeah

[gilded socket]

Boob

[elder hare]

i wwish but i think they confirmed no furries in the same interview

[elder merlin]

What

[gilded socket]

Pennis

[elder merlin]

Fatshark is weak and should be slaughtered to make way for strong blood

[elder merlin]

What you even doin?

Poozer

[elder merlin]

So by no furries they mean any abhumans with animal features?

[gilded socket]

Homeworks

[orchid skiff]

pog

i'm scared to hit manopause

[delicate fox]

it's a dark day for all 2 people who thought felinids had some kind of chance of being added

[ocean widget]

We aren't getting sob

[elder hare]

i was spending this whole time looking for the quote but he essentially says: "we wanted to focus on the average human experience in the setting" i gave up looking for it though so my argument is insubstantial

[ocean widget]

Zealot is too close to sob

[elder hare]

i mean arbites has skills directly grabbed from zealot and veteran, but yeah too many recycles would be bad

[molten matrix]

Felinids are also part of the astra militarum

So it would just be veteran with too much hair

[thick coyote]

Zealot would still find a way to outmelee a primarch

[ocean widget]

Arbites at least has some differences via dog n shit

sob would literally just be a carbon copy

[elder hare]

not wrong, and more than likely wont be the added class but it is fun to think about

[ocean widget]

Oh yeah plus GW wouldnt allow it

Not until some actually bad shit happens

[elder merlin]

Who gives a fuck about the average human experience, we already got dat shit

I want the beastman experience

[elder hare]

bro i agree 10000% just didnt wanna get our hopes up

its gunna be something popular though, in that interview he says "we had three choices but went with the pet class because in vermintide with the necromancer, it was really popular"

so chances are no niche classes at least right away

[ocean widget]

Won't be ratling because they said fuck no to different sizes

[molten matrix]

Beastman hmmmm

Vet 2.0

[elder hare]

dunno if i can post links but this is what i've been loosely quoting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJbEatXEGY&ab_channel=ShacknewsInterviews

[elder merlin]

Bruh, i dont want 6 or 7 regular humans when the imperium has, or had, cat people and goat dudes running around

Or whatever other abhumans there are

[gilded socket]

Miranda keyes is so hot

[elder merlin]

Fatshark should be culled for this

[gilded socket]

Straight up gender envy

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

From Halo?

[gilded socket]

Yea

[elder merlin]

The only reason Fatshark wont do abhumans is cause they probably cant make skins for 'em to sell in commodores

Except Ogryn

[ocean widget]

Ngl thought u meant the miranda from mass effect

[fierce cave]

I've escaped

Barely

[elder hare]

also i think in that interview he says the classes have to have their own codex

[gilded socket]

No

[drowsy lynx]

Ogryn makes the other classes look weak and it's okay because we can say "they're only human" and that wouldn't apply to another abhuman

hides the psyker

[ocean widget]

Ngl I wouldnt be surprised if we didnt get a new class and instead we got a new cosmetic set

[elder hare]

lmao maybe no new class this year but he did confirm more classes coming

[ocean widget]

Yeah we're still waiting on the vet rework, the zealot rework and the new vet weapon

[elder hare]

the hard part is trying to guesstimate which based on clues and the general 'taste', like how coincidentally Rogue Trader also had arbites come out at the same time

[ocean widget]

Wasn't a coincidence

Was planned with actual arbites release

[elder merlin]

Motherfucker, who is weak in this game? We're 4 crackheads mowing down heretics and warp abominations like we're named characters

[elder hare]

true, im just saying since they have those weekly meetings with GW chances are it'll either be a class with a mini-refresh coming, another game also releasing that same class, or a new codex being added

[elder merlin]

Who is playing Darktide for lore accuracy?

[elder hare]

sometimes oneshotting daemonhosts

[elder merlin]

Like, im not saying make some crazy shit up like a new weapon that has never been shown in any 40k media, or a new faction. Im just asking for another abhuman class

Goddamn

[ocean widget]

Still gotta love the RT DT crossover though

RT you get a useless shovel
DT you get a useless cosmetic

[elder merlin]

[kind carbon]

I would love a scrap of look at new update, please obese fish

[ocean widget]

By the time you get that shovel you've already got much better shit

[elder hare]

Nah dude you are on the money, Id love for some cool ass abhumans-- what I love about fantasy game is always the dialogue and differences in culture, reminds me so much of LotR

Something tells me aeldari corsair will be in the lineup at some point and will use the Kerellian voice too lmao

[elder merlin]

Im sure it stems from the cosmetic side of things, how do you make shit for beastmen and whatnot, having to sell cool cosmetics for them and shit in commodores, if they were added

[thick coyote]

Act 1 shovel
Replaced at act 1 by something better

[elder merlin]

Just make some shit up or something

Tell GW to stop bein a gaggle of cunts

[kind carbon]

that aint happening

[elder merlin]

Fuckin unfortunately

I just want a beastman

[kind carbon]

i was a table top player

I love warhammer fantasy

[molten matrix]

The mourningstar being followed by aeldari looking to make contact

[ocean widget]

Not even replaced

It just doesnt get used at all

[elder merlin]

Yo poozer @misty trench, you see the cute thing i sent you?

[ocean widget]

It comes like near the end of act 1 which by then you've already got better shit

[elder merlin]

Better come with cool weapons if they do add a knife ear

[kind carbon]

corsair would be dope

they could even do votann if they wanted, Votann's cannon hieight is like 5ft 4in

like just make them short kings at like 5ft

no heigh issues

[ocean widget]

Reminder for everyone who plays rogue trader to install the toybox mod to get the twitch drops because having twitch drops in a game is shitty marketing

At least with DTs FOMO you can at least get the shit at a potential later date without needing mods

[elder merlin]

Has there even been any good darktide twitch drops?

[ocean widget]

I dont think darktide has ever had twitch drops

Oh ew there is

https://www.playdarktide.com/news/earn-twitch-drops

Yeah theres been a fuck ton what the fuck

https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Twitch_Drops

That fuckin sucks

[elder hare]

if they do bring them in, theyd have to give them completely unique weapons like shuriken launchers and glaives. i think it'd have to come as a latter class simply because there'd be a massive undertaking in mo-capping all the new weapons on a tall skinny fast creature, moreso than the arbites because it'd be all the weapons they use with little to no overlap with current established weapons

[knotty heart]

Fuckin shit hell. I can swear up the hoo hah in this bitch but I can’t react to shit. What the fuck lol

[ocean widget]

Yeah it'd have to be like the ogryn where he only had a small amount of ogryn specific weapons

[ocean widget]

Who's messages cant you react to

[drowsy lynx]

gotta earn convict to react probably

[knotty heart]

Everybody’s.

[ocean widget]

Ah
Get a red name and then try

[wanton spindle]

Oof

[knotty heart]

Well I’ll be damned.

[ripe tangle]

if they introduce Aeldari or any kind of Xenos teammates, I’m going to use up all my ammunition trying to kill them.

[jaunty path]

It's for security

[elder hare]

Listen, hear me out

[jaunty path]

Why do people keep talking about xeno shit being added to this game

[elder hare]

As a new class, custodes neophyte

[gilded socket]

Martin odonnell my love

[elder hare]

cause humans are boring

[wanton spindle]

Is it for the same reason as to why I can’t send in pics???

[ocean widget]

Because we aren't getting any different sized classes other than human sized

[ocean widget]

No

[elder hare]

"oh no not another dude with a gun and a melee weapon"

[ocean widget]

Its because too many people shat the bed for embed perms to be lost

[jaunty path]

there is never going to be an xeno close to us as players

it breaks the setting way too much

An Xeno Teammate??

[gilded socket]

Do not fuck the tau

[elder hare]

I mean there's confirmed aeldari corsair ships in range with no interaction

[ocean widget]

We're more likely to get the master from fallout 1 as a playable class than we are to get an interesting class in the future ngl

[jaunty path]

You can't stop me.

[gilded socket]

I dont want to

[wanton spindle]

Lol

[gilded socket]

I want to kiss tau women

[elder hare]

wrong sticker, fuck it

[ripe tangle]

yaknow what fuckit new class idea. imperial knight, because fuck you, this is the level of stupid most of the ideas I hear are.

[gilded socket]

Wouldnt work too big

[ripe tangle]

have a giant fucking city-sized walker as a proposed player class

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck he got a ring like youre in a lego game character selection screen

[elder hare]

cause gold rings are eternal

[ripe tangle]

I’m mocking these people

let me Maxine

[gilded socket]

Mock me

[elder hare]

Lucia, I'mma laugh when they add xenos

[ripe tangle]

throws Maxine out of the Ship’s Airlock.

[gilded socket]

I gotta call lamia i just came up with a good erp for you two

[elder hare]

granted we're more likely to get some kind of jump class before that like those assault jumper dudes from that sky city

i think def admech with a placable turret as the blitz and enemy range debuff (gun jamming) or buff to our weapons (firing speed)

since there seems to be the lightest overlap with VT

[misty trench]

no

[ocean widget]

huh?

[hidden trout]

finished with my lecture so i can respond 3 hours later
i assume since you know blue stahli you also know celldweller
if i dont i will slaughter you

[misty trench]

now I have

[ocean widget]

What was it

[elder hare]

pp pic

[misty trench]

a cute comic about a doggo

[elder hare]

even better

[ocean widget]

Ah
So noticeably different to what blade said

[elder hare]

dont mind me just trollin, both are chill af

[misty trench]

no way to say for sure

[gilded socket]

Someone has to bridge the romantic gap

For them

[little marten]

the dragonroach spawn rates are a bit dead

[ocean widget]

I'd like to think lucia has better taste

[gilded socket]

You would be surprised

[blissful kiln]

yeah, i remember listening to a few of his tracks

[elder hare]

celldweller was the best music to listen to in 2006 while grinding loots

[ripe tangle]

NO.

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

I’m not erping in a public gen chat.

[nocturne bloom]

So you would in private

[ripe tangle]

No.

[gilded socket]

My work is done

[nocturne bloom]

Sure sure

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-what-gif-13510852

[ripe tangle]

Maxine, why would you do this to me?!

[gilded socket]

Why not

[ripe tangle]

you bitch.

:<

[ocean widget]

Because she's that one kid with glasses from bobs burgers

[wanton spindle]

Lol 💀

[gilded socket]

Objectively correct

[wanton spindle]

My phone is about to die 😭

[ocean widget]

Fall

[wanton spindle]

Noooo ;-;

[elder merlin]

Poozer

[nocturne bloom]

Think about it Lu, unlimited target practice

[gilded socket]

And sparring

[orchid skiff]

mouth to mouth

[wanton spindle]

I won’t survive, I’m cortically online

[wanton spindle]

How💀

Know what I’ll forgive it out gang

*figure

[gilded socket]

Rewdy thats our thing

[orchid skiff]

see this is what's wrong with your generation you need to be told everything

[ocean widget]

Do you mean chronically?

[elder merlin]

You want cute dog comic too?

[ocean widget]

Yes

[wanton spindle]

Yea I can’t spell

[nocturne bloom]

Huh

[ocean widget]

You spelt chronically bad enough that it autocorrected into cortically

Ty paul

[gilded socket]

Its a inside joke

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Guh…

[wanton spindle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/33cj3BIft6dg4Suigy8CuN?si=wMaKxa7CSuW0DKXC0ktFcw&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A4EnEZVjo3w1cwcQYePccay

Banger I love N.W.A

[gilded socket]

Who up

[nocturne bloom]

Up what

[gilded socket]

Up dog

[little marten]

why does discord keep begging me to change colour

[hidden trout]

celldweller/klayton a guy who was so fed up with music labels that he just made his own so he didnt have to have people telling him to make his music differently
blue stahli was the first person signed to that record label, celldweller approached him with it

[nocturne bloom]

Hahaha haha

[gilded socket]

No more whites

[gilded socket]

STOP USING THAT EMOJI

Guh…

Laminate

Nitro…

[ancient violet]

Based department calling???

[ocean widget]

Because you have to buy nitro to change colour

[wanton spindle]

As it should be

[orchid skiff]

Once you go black you'll never go back

[ocean widget]

And here we have why nobody takes the British broadcasting corporations name seriously

[gilded socket]

Is that what your boyfriend told you

[gilded socket]

Just the extremists

[orchid skiff]

I'm calling your wife

[gilded socket]

Wife who

[little marten]

It’s already black

[ancient violet]

Extremists?

[orchid skiff]

I apologize. I wasn't familiar with your game

[little marten]

tips hat

[gilded socket]

White nationalists and neo nazis but its the same crowd

[little marten]

Only one race the human race

[elder hare]

and the rat race

[little marten]

Nurgle gamer has ended racism

[gilded socket]

Only one race humans and many regional groups

We are human

[nocturne bloom]

Race? Race what?

Dirtbike? Rally car?

[little marten]

Race you to the pool!!

[gilded socket]

We must murder the aliens

[little marten]

Yipppeeeeee!!

[blissful kiln]

sounds like a chad

[little marten]

That’s me role playing that I’m bombing in

[wanton spindle]

What about nascar

[blissful kiln]

I should remake my old playlists

[little marten]

splash wow it’s great in here!

[blissful kiln]

so many lost

[gilded socket]

Poopbombing

[little marten]

nascar is pretty cool

[little marten]

I’ve never pooped in water I don’t think

[wanton spindle]

Does bro get the vine?

[blissful kiln]

I am still alive and I still like racing

[gilded socket]

Sure…

[little marten]

I don’t think we’re winning this next MO

[gilded socket]

Yea no

Space iraq is fucking us

[little marten]

Filler MO’s till they remaster the game I suspect

[gilded socket]

Meh

[ocean widget]

Nah, thats why he screamed earlier

[nocturne bloom]

What is it

[little marten]

defend 7 bugs

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid skiff]

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

🐞 7🛡️

[elder merlin]

And it still isnt even as bad as the creek

[gilded socket]

The creek was way less as bad as oshaune

[nocturne bloom]

Huh

[sleek harness]

Why people are comparing Creek with the new planet

Obviously the new planet was more hard

[little marten]

Creek wasn’t even bad lmao

[sleek harness]

Cheek are for babies

[little marten]

Turn the other creek

[sleek harness]

Also Creek

Cheek is still unknown sadly

[elder merlin]

Rephrase that

[tired steeple]

there was also more deaths on calypso

[elder merlin]

Shut up

[tired steeple]

I think creek was just the first planet with a massive death toll

[elder hare]

the creek was better than the way worse less bad oshaune

[gilded socket]

Oshaune was worse than the creek

[little marten]

🤘😎

[elder merlin]

Creek was bad cause it was when the bots were still broken as fuck

[sleek harness]

Isn't this girl just starting playing Helldivers?

[tired steeple]

oh my god don't remind me

ohhh my god

[elder merlin]

Oshaune is a cake walk compared to the creek

[little marten]

Bugged evacuated for bots was the worst and it wasn’t even on the creek

[elder merlin]

Sometimes the extract gets a bit diceu, thats about it

[gilded socket]

Ask any vet and they’ll say oshaune is worse

The MO was failed because people keep wiping

[elder merlin]

Motherfucker, IM A VET, you goddamn green

I was there

I played the creek

[gilded socket]

Im not asking dementia

[elder merlin]

Im telling you

[sleek harness]

Paul, sometimes we remember things being harder than it actual was

[elder hare]

ah yes the sepia effect

[little marten]

✋😬🤚

[elder merlin]

I swear to fuck, if you dont stop

[orchid skiff]

Put your hands where I can see em

[sleek harness]

You should be telling that to Maxine

[elder merlin]

Im not misremembering, the bots were busted as fuck during the creek

[sleek harness]

Not me

I am on your side

Or am I?

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

👉👈

[gilded socket]

Styer auge

[little marten]

Oshaune was worse

[elder hare]

Not as bad as OMalleys

[sleek harness]

You know who's name sounds like Oshaune?

[little marten]

☘️

[elder merlin]

Only thing annoying about Oshaune is having to extract with samples and bileroaches, and the bileroaches arent even that big a deal, if you arent stupid

Only reason Maxine is saying its harder than the creek is cause she's a green

[little marten]

To be fair, as soon as I turned crossplay off oshaune was also a cakewalk

[sleek harness]

She is saying that because old people get annoyed easily

In her mind of course

[elder merlin]

Pc players that bad, huh?

[little marten]

Certainly more toxic

[elder merlin]

Well when you get older you realize how much bullshit there is, has been, so its understandable

Or maybe its just the brain rewiring

[sleek harness]

Billshit

Didn't knew you paid bills

[south wave]

Guys! I made a twitch channel

[elder merlin]

That too

[sleek harness]

Is it for what?

[elder merlin]

Who the fuck are you?

[little marten]

[sleek harness]

Whoa Paul

Rude

Only I can be rude to new people

[elder merlin]

Its Shinnok's younger brother, kill him

[ocean widget]

We know

I told you to delete it

[south wave]

Just a fellow person

No

[sleek harness]

We do?

[ocean widget]

Yeah we do now

[south wave]

But ill prolly be streaming darktide at some point

[sleek harness]

Huh

Insane

[south wave]

Stream with some of yall

[ocean widget]

Literally nobody here watches or plays darktide

[sleek harness]

Where are the Tanner's and Mister E fanboys now?

[little marten]

Make me famous rainman

[ocean widget]

This is helldivers server

[south wave]

Ah yes. No one here in the darktide discord doesnt watch or play Darktide

[sleek harness]

[south wave]

Kind of redundant and stupid

[ocean widget]

Yeah
Cus its shit rn

[south wave]

Oh, why?

[sleek harness]

Yeah man

You see the reviews?

[south wave]

I havent played in a month

[sleek harness]

Totally terrible

[ocean widget]

Vet and zealot still havent been reworked

[south wave]

Oh damn. Thats actually bad

[sleek harness]

What do you mean?

Vet best class

[south wave]

I usually only ever play Zeal or Ogryn

[ocean widget]

Yeah best at having useless nodes

[south wave]

Personally, i kinda like my Zealot build as is

[ocean widget]

Ogryns fine so dw about them

[sleek harness]

Ogryn best class

[south wave]

They redid Ogryn, and it fucked up my whole build

[sleek harness]

This isn't a lie by the way

[little marten]

Zealot is fine it’s just skill issue people that think it needs rework

[south wave]

Had to redo it as best i could

[south wave]

EXACTLY!!!!

[ocean widget]

Ogryns the best f2p
Arbies the best paid class

[ocean widget]

Its old tho

Its like paul

It needs upgrades

[sleek harness]

Because it's the only paid class

Dumbass

[ocean widget]

That's the point ya twat

[south wave]

Lol

[orchid skiff]

[little marten]

True I’d like a shiny new zealot tree

[orchid skiff]

[sleek harness]

The next Zealot tree will be sword shaped

Believe me

[orchid skiff]

Tf is a gachibalor

[ocean widget]

Plus infiltrate and loner needs a rework or buff because Holy shit theyre both ass

[blissful kiln]

a particularly manly balor

[thick coyote]

A month?
Nothing changed then

[south wave]

Oh, good

But yeahz i think everything is good as is

[little marten]

As a man who only plays fury of the faithful I sympathise but only a tiny weeny bit

[elder merlin]

And they never will be

[south wave]

Zealot build i have is perfect. And id rather not have to redo it all over again

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

“Oh but chorus is meta”

Fuck off haha!

[ocean widget]

I dont
I fucking hate loner zealots and I hated getting both penances for loner and infiltrate

[sleek harness]

@simple drum

You should go back to your roots ngl

Become Loner Hater again

[blissful kiln]

it's Shroudfield 🤓

[little marten]

For a really brief period infiltrate was so good with heavy sword

[ocean widget]

I dont care
Its shit

[thick coyote]

Chorus is not meta

[ocean widget]

They should give the other 3 classes those children leashes but for zealot

[thick coyote]

💀

[blissful kiln]

is it tho?

big damage, low cd

[ocean widget]

When you could take fotf or chorus yes

[dapper trench]

firstly

skill issue on my part but

[little marten]

Well I’ve been embarrassed and my metaphorical pants have been pulled down for everyone to see

[ocean widget]

Plus dumping aggro on your allies is a shit move

[thick coyote]

He's pulling his Relic out

[sleek harness]

Nobody takes that

[thick coyote]

penguizo pointing.png

[ocean widget]

Haha you'd think that wouldnt you

[dapper trench]

If your on SM diff on hell divers 2 less than two minutes left and we need to complete a objective and you leave to BUMFUCK NOWWHERE

[sleek harness]

Yuh

[dapper trench]

Your actually just fucking useless

[ocean widget]

Awful because you're wrong

[dapper trench]

that made me feel better

[dapper trench]

this

[sleek harness]

[little marten]

Why play SM when 10 is exactly the same and you get bragging rights on obscure discord s

[sleek harness]

How

[dapper trench]

dont have it unlocked

[ocean widget]

We should be able to FF against loner zealots ngl

[little marten]

🫵😂

[elder hare]

Agreed

[gilded socket]

Romance

When

[dapper trench]

Havent played in a while, too grindy

[grave plaza]

Ball stink

[dapper trench]

also Impossible is hell nearly

[sleek harness]

What

[dapper trench]

Been running SM to get back use to it

[little marten]

Games much easier now they reduced everything so it would run better on Nintendo DS

[fierce cave]

IM FREE

[grave plaza]

Ball stink

[sleek harness]

Which

[ocean widget]

Wrong

Banned

[sleek harness]

Eat the cold spaghetti

[little marten]

✌️😜

[dapper trench]

whose this nerd

[grave plaza]

Ball stink; expression of disappointment

[ocean widget]

Scav/sangheli

[sleek harness]

Holy shit its Scav

Hello Scav

[dapper trench]

ah

[coarse tree]

https://tenor.com/view/what-its-always-sunny-spaghetti-policy-gif-4695499

[little marten]

lil bro scav back from their day out mini golf

[ocean widget]

@fierce cave oh yeah btw I've figured out a way to get fallout 1st benefits without paying for it
Its called putting junk rat as a 3 star on my armour and praying to the gods that I dont die in a public area

[sleek harness]

The policy is to not eat in front of the Nurgle Silverhand

He will spoil your food

[little marten]

Cause you know than I’m toxic

Love you Britney

[ocean widget]

2 more marsupial serums and I will be able to compress over 1500 pounds of junk into 0 pounds and a prayer

[sleek harness]

If I delete it, does that means that you won't be able to repost it?

[blissful kiln]

aww

[ocean widget]

No because you can just forward someone forwarding

[blissful kiln]

damn the oppressors

[sleek harness]

Let me test

[ocean widget]

I already tested

[little marten]

Sick sticker

[grave plaza]

“Watch me turn into poop” sticker

[little marten]

A road we are all destined to go down

[grave plaza]

Down to the nurgle path

[little marten]

🍑

[grave plaza]

Took you while just to get that?

[little marten]

No I wrote a whole paragraph about meeting a stranger at a crossroads

But it didn’t make the cut

[grave plaza]

Mmm

[ocean widget]

Whoever made it must've been cross

[little marten]

No he was a road

[orchid skiff]

Free from desire ?

[ocean widget]

Theyre engaged why tf would they be free from desire

[ancient thicket]

Hello!

[ocean widget]

Bye!

[orchid skiff]

I don't believe in engagements. I do not approve of this lifestyle

[ocean widget]

Sick

[ocean widget]

I've just realised you willingly linked a league of legends account to your discord profile
Awful

[orchid skiff]

Hi cutiepie

[bitter matrix]

Guys is there any better way to get better curios than just gambling

[ocean widget]

No

[orchid skiff]

No.

[sleek harness]

Gambling

2

[wanton spindle]

I fucking love gambling

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHkk1ltu0Nr/?igsh=encxNWFxdXB4eGRl

[ancient thicket]

It's a deterent in a way 😘

[sleek harness]

I feel like this reel is going to have racism or 9/11

[ocean widget]

So is the flashbang of a profile

[wanton spindle]

Nah it’s ab a dog

[nocturne bloom]

Wow, y.. you play league?.... we should talk to each other privately

[sleek harness]

Is the dog a man in a suit?

[wanton spindle]

Nah

It’s better

It’s dog man

[ocean widget]

Also its a pretty shitty deterrent cus of lamia

[sleek harness]

Then why is on Instagrams reels

[sleek harness]

Oh

Okay

[ancient thicket]

elp

[little marten]

Carry me out of iron Smurf queue please

[ocean widget]

Nope
You brought this upon yourself league player

[orchid skiff]

Just do it.

[sleek harness]

Play the toxic game with the worst person on this servee

Come on

[orchid skiff]

I used to play botlane with a Leona main... i wonder how she's doing

[ocean widget]

Dead

[wanton spindle]

Now you got me wondering who the worst person in this server is

[sleek harness]

Let me think

[neat jewel]

It's me

I'll call you slurs

[nocturne bloom]

For free????

Please

[sleek harness]

Guy who blocked me because I said he was whining for losing a Havoc? Maybe...

[ocean widget]

Everybody's dead, Dave.

[neat jewel]

First ones always free...

[knotty heart]

Which one’s?

[nocturne bloom]

Hit me with it

[wanton spindle]

I won’t even fight :3 please do

[ocean widget]

Worst in which way

[orchid skiff]

She's married with 5 kids and they're all supp mains

Shut up

[wanton spindle]

Idk

[ocean widget]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2pvI1nQVU

[ocean widget]

Great ranking system

[neat jewel]

Put your pants back on first

[sleek harness]

Oh, that one Zealot Chatter who blocked me like half a year ago because I was ragebaiting?

[wanton spindle]

I need to start wearing my glasses in the house I read this as “let me hit” 😭😭

[wanton spindle]

Ty :3

[nocturne bloom]

Shhh they don't need to know

[sleek harness]

I think its @gilded socket the worst person on the server I know

[orchid skiff]

Let me

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a child rewdy

[wanton spindle]

Don’t gotta ask me twice kitten

[orchid skiff]

Me 2 i keep telling u

[little marten]

Hit it like fairy godmother hits the piano in the thrilling climax of shrek 2

[nocturne bloom]

Steam account made in 2010:

Youre like 30 bro

[wanton spindle]

Actually yea how old are you bro 💀

[ocean widget]

Yeah just like prince Andrew

[little marten]

Ew imagine being 30

[blissful kiln]

goddamn kids, get off my lawn

[sleek harness]

He is a minor also

[opaque saffron]

Hey, is it just me or did Sister Prine get the gigachad jawline outta nowhere? Or was it always like that and I just nuts?

...I wish I could hear the music when her photo comes up...

[sleek harness]

I believe

[sleek harness]

[wanton spindle]

MAN I SHIT IN YO LAWN

[nocturne bloom]

Lucia is the only cool 30 year old

[neat jewel]

My freak has been outmatched

[sleek harness]

Sister, you came to a not so unwanted time

[ocean widget]

Who tf is sister prine

[little marten]

😞

[ripe tangle]

I can tell…

[nocturne bloom]

You lost the moment you thought of outmatching me

[gilded socket]

So uncivilized

[ripe tangle]

[opaque saffron]

Penace woman

[ocean widget]

Oh hestia

[ripe tangle]

Hestia Prine

[gilded socket]

Darktide full of freak…

[ocean widget]

I forgot she had a last name

[little marten]

What’s her first name

[nocturne bloom]

Darktide is full of me???

[ocean widget]

Penance

[wanton spindle]

I could tell even when I came back

[sleek harness]

She says like she isn't one

[little marten]

Based

[sleek harness]

[wanton spindle]

Lol 💀

[gilded socket]

Apparently

[ripe tangle]

I think I made my Steam account in like 2013?

[gilded socket]

Darktide has fallen, billions must freak…

[opaque saffron]

I know the artist for the pfp but i don't remember the name...

[neat jewel]

Also wtf is a Lamia

[little marten]

Stay freaky kids one day you’ll sit down and you’ll be full up from dinner but you’ll still eat half a chocolate bar off you fat naked stomach because what has it all been for?! Like seriously?! What

[blissful kiln]

what

[wanton spindle]

Yo no quiero ;-;

[ripe tangle]

what!?

[sleek harness]

I think it's that one dinosaur girl from his pfp

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-go-white-girl-go-white-girl-go-zenless-zzz-gif-9509348261107154637

[little marten]

I understand I overshared

[gilded socket]

Yeehaw

[orchid skiff]

Snake girls i think

[opaque saffron]

broken gif! (laugh at this user)

[sleek harness]

[clever horizon]

is there a mod for organizing cosmetics across loadouts?

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[wanton spindle]

Haven’t we all accidentally over shared at least once?

[sleek harness]

What

[little marten]

Thanks you for your support 🙏

[opaque saffron]

AGAIN 😂

[wanton spindle]

:3

[nocturne bloom]

Perfection

[clever horizon]

what if i want to apply the peg leg to 8 different builds

[sleek harness]

You can

Change the cosmetics

[orchid skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/987168345285623849/1106720926734757918/attachment.gif

[clever horizon]

yeah, manually

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[sleek harness]

Are you that lazy?

[clever horizon]

yes