general-chat

[tired steeple]

That’s not my issue

[jaunty path]

Dude I'm gonna be honest the best thing They could do is kill you. The worst is they live stream your torture

[fierce cave]

Then she whispered what she was gonna do to me

[tired steeple]

There’s tons of that in 40k and it works

[fierce cave]

I'm not surviving

[jaunty path]

These guys are the LiveLeak legion

[tired steeple]

But mr khorne night lord is just like

Edgy and cringe

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/jzb9dhl0LY0?si=V4f8MCpXjAKc89dm

[jaunty path]

Some ENJOY what they do Lucia

[tired steeple]

If you want a good and interesting night lord we got talos

[ripe tangle]

I know Missus

[tired steeple]

I started liking night lords a lot more after I learned they’ll still fight when outnumbered, they just fight like cheap bastards

[fierce cave]

I'm not living through tonight

[jaunty path]

You're not taking one on hand to hand solo I mean these guys wear human flesh on their armor. They are all about shock value

[tired steeple]

Cause the way everyone described them made them seem like pussies

[fierce cave]

HAN SOLO?

[tired steeple]

Yeah but fear doesn’t really work on sisters

Morale does I’m sure

[delicate vapor]

[final herald]

Imma be real I don't think most ppl give a shit abt horse racing

[fierce cave]

You missed it

[tired steeple]

But they’ve done worse to people than night lords have

[ripe tangle]

I have no fear! Only
Glory in the Emperor!

[rocky moat]

i forgot that sm2 higher difficulties are just like objectively shit

[ashen prairie]

Why are we talking about horses ?

[ripe tangle]

only desire to spill the blood and wash in it.

[fierce cave]

@ashen prairie guess what

[final herald]

?

[jaunty path]

The least demented Nightlord wearing the face of a recently flayed sister:

[fading otter]

Plus the thing was like 33 that would be like being sad a human died at the age of 106

[final herald]

What

[ripe tangle]

if I see someone wearing a flayed Sister’s face, then I will show them no mercy.

[final herald]

Why are you telling me this

[fading otter]

Bound to happen eventually

[ripe tangle]

I will remove their head.

[tired steeple]

Yeah sisters put people into eternal suffering. I’m more scared of what a sister will do to me than a night lord

[jaunty path]

[tired steeple]

With a night lord I’ll die in a few hours. Anyone in the imperium will take my actual life time to kill me while I’m a lobotomised robot

[fading otter]

Because people are sad about an anime horse that lived longer than horses are supposed to

[low hemlock]

i feel the Death Guard would have more shock value than em Night Lords

Just for how disfigured and grotesque they are

[ripe tangle]

also aren’t there a faction of Necrons that wear human skin?

as like, their schtick

[final herald]

Yeah I announced it here

[ashen prairie]

tell me

[jaunty path]

Lucia. Are you saying you could beat a Nightlord. Like a singular nightlord.

[tired steeple]

They don’t enjoy it

[jaunty path]

Close combat

[fierce cave]

She said yes

[limber zealot]

Don't forget about the bullshit drukhari get up to

[tired steeple]

They’re deranged

Yeah

That too

[fading otter]

You weren’t the first, I just find it funny that people are sad about something dying at the end of an incredibly long and good life

[ashen prairie]

MY MAN A HERO

[jaunty path]

That would be saying you can take on a space marine

[tired steeple]

Of all the chaos factions I’d want to meet then it’d be world eaters

[final herald]

You people are so weird bro what

[fierce cave]

She said what'd shes gonna do to me tonight
(I'm not surviving)

[limber zealot]

Yeah they'll just kill the shit out of me quick and easy

[jaunty path]

What do the world eaters do

[ashen prairie]

don't forget to film it (im joking)

[final herald]

"I find it funny that people have badic empathy for living things."

[jaunty path]

I like the Nightlords mainly for how gorey they are

[fierce cave]

It's a lot of sesbian lex

[ripe tangle]

iirc they’re ostracized and removed from Necron society because of a curse that causes them madness and a desire to have flesh.

[fading otter]

Living things that they only give a fuck about because it got turned into a weird ass anime

[ripe tangle]

Which is why they wear skin suits

[fading otter]

If that wasn’t a thing you’d have no idea about the horse lmao

[ashen prairie]

mweheheh

[jaunty path]

Mmm skin suits

[fierce cave]

Legs won't exist

[tired steeple]

Yeah they’re just insane

[fierce cave]

Her words not mine

[tired steeple]

I love flayed ones

[ashen prairie]

it'll count as a workout

[tired steeple]

Apparently they’re supposed to be rare but I spammed them in DOW

[formal mortar]

Congratulations

[ashen prairie]

Wait i said man but you're a scissor sister?

[fierce cave]

I women

[final herald]

Okay?
Thats generally how attachment works. Do you have trouble making freinds irl or do u just be venting on discord fr.

[fierce cave]

Like hit film I robot

[ripe tangle]

Scissor Sister?!

[ashen prairie]

apologise my lady

[fierce cave]

Huzzah

[ashen prairie]

you didn't knew the name

[low hemlock]

Yea Sister Lucia can take down a Single Space Man, Missus

Cause Morrow and his no-hopers took down a single Chaos Space Man with nothing but las guns

[ashen prairie]

?

[low hemlock]

[final herald]

Like I don't even know much about umawhatever in the first place but now I'm just squinting

[ripe tangle]

I don’t…

[ashen prairie]

now u know

[limber zealot]

Those guys are rad

[fierce cave]

No fault good sir

[jaunty path]

Sisters of scissoring

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[limber zealot]

Not really related but my favorite faction is Alpha Legion

They're so fucking cool man

[jaunty path]

Gay

[fierce cave]

Very

[limber zealot]

YOU'RE gay

[jaunty path]

True

[limber zealot]

But yeah

[jaunty path]

Ur gay 2

[ripe tangle]

I absolutely can! I have taken down foes physically greater than I through faith and drive!

[jaunty path]

:3

[ashen prairie]

indeed

[final herald]

Homo to homo communication

[limber zealot]

Only a little

[fierce cave]

Tonight might be the last time I'll walk

[ashen prairie]

i'll pray for u

[jaunty path]

I really want to see how much more fucked up The Nightlords get

[limber zealot]

I like that the high lords of terra have declared the Alpha Legion eradicated like 4 times and every single time they just show up to do some bullshit

[jaunty path]

Pegging time I see

[limber zealot]

It rules

[low hemlock]

Those are the now Khorne Space Manz under leadership of Primarch Angron

[limber zealot]

Shenanigan Marines

[fierce cave]

Tall German dommy mommy

Long tongue

[jaunty path]

LOL

[limber zealot]

And also that they beat the piss out of ultramarines so bad they had to bomb them from orbit like pussies

[ashen prairie]

go for it

[fierce cave]

She just picks me up🥀

[ashen prairie]

that's a queen

[fierce cave]

I'm not in control

[ashen prairie]

we're all bottoms i am afraid

[limber zealot]

I hope they bring back Alpharius at some point but I don't think it'll ever happen

[final herald]

Yall need to chill 😭

[limber zealot]

Speak for yourself

[final herald]

Bring back omegon

[limber zealot]

Either works

[final herald]

For little to no reason

[fierce cave]

The 9 inch breaker

[final herald]

And then bring back a "forbidden primarch" but actually its alpharius all along

[fierce cave]

[limber zealot]

Omegon coming back but using the name Alpharius or something

[ashen prairie]

my my

We will be there for your funeral

[fierce cave]

Ts crazy she said we're going for 5hours straight

I'm not living

Life over

[low hemlock]

“If someone can dominate me, than I deserve it” -

[fierce cave]

Died during sesbian

[limber zealot]

I think bottoms are inherently evil

[ashen prairie]

thanks

[tired inlet]

what about power bottoms

[limber zealot]

Have fun destroying your root chakra dumbass

[tired steeple]

I'm a switch so what am I

[tired steeple]

morally ambigous?

[limber zealot]

Or whatever that insane tweet said

[tired steeple]

ambig

ambig

middle of both

[limber zealot]

True neutral if we're doing alignments

Aw man they removed sending images in general

Tragic

I wanted to send that destroyed root chakra tweet

[ashen prairie]

I remember being a top when i was young

[limber zealot]

That one bangs

[tired steeple]

I think the reasons suck

[little marten]

I’m guessing things went good by the subject matter

[ashen prairie]

her girl said yes

[stark bobcat]

people dont know how to not treat this server like an ERP one

[fierce cave]

Yes

[fierce cave]

[tired steeple]

tbf kids also probably shouldn't be in the darktide server

but idk a mod's never said anything

[fierce cave]

Minors in my server

[stark bobcat]

it just takes 1 ping

[stark bobcat]

this channel already got warned

[ashen prairie]

Let's stay safe then

if there's children

[fierce cave]

SOMEBODY TOUCHED MY SPAGET

[ashen prairie]

your spaghetti?

[fierce cave]

https://youtu.be/LC8iPoZCEok?si=Y7b3eoFex3cEZ7Qk

[jaunty path]

Children? They shouldn't be here. They should be in the factorys loading magazines!

[tired steeple]

did lamia finally get warned for the weird masochism bit they do

[ashen prairie]

nope

twink gang is safe

[fierce cave]

Bois

I shall be unavailable for the next 6 hours

[thick coyote]

Life is pain but I'm a masochist shirt

[fierce cave]

For no specific reason

[thick coyote]

[ashen prairie]

see u tomorrow

[stark bobcat]

@tired steeple

[fierce cave]

I'll be uh

[jaunty path]

EW RULES

[fierce cave]

"sleeping"

[tired steeple]

yeah I saw this

I thought this reasoning kinda sucked

[jaunty path]

GET OUTTA HERE NERD. STINKY!

[thick coyote]

Slop posting
So peak

[limber zealot]

Wayyyy too many servers I'm in devolve into this

IDK why

[tired steeple]

"slop posting" is never a good reason to turn it off

[ripe tangle]

bro, please don’t be offended.

But I read your name as “Cool Ass Spaghetti” at first

[stark bobcat]

RP turns into ERP

[ripe tangle]

instead of Sanghelli like from Halo

[fierce cave]

Might be worth the name change

[stark bobcat]

and gets annoying fast

[limber zealot]

I'm in a server dedicated to growing mushrooms and half the time I go in there people are saying some bullshit

[jaunty path]

Yeah I think I should be given image perms cuz I'm hot and awesome

[fierce cave]

I am now cool ass SPAGET

[jaunty path]

Electronic Roleplay

[ashen prairie]

growing mushrooms?

Like paris mushrooms?

[ripe tangle]

like Croziflette!

[tired steeple]

I don't expect it to change. I just think it's a little dumb

[limber zealot]

Literally any mushroom

[jaunty path]

Remember to tip your landlord

[limber zealot]

I personally grow the less than legal kind

[fierce cave]

@ripe tangle
MWAHAHAHA

[orchid lynx]

Glory be. Whats on the agenda?

[tired steeple]

anyway sm2 time

[fierce cave]

Asked my gf to marry me

She said yes

I'm so back

[jaunty path]

Gay

[fierce cave]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Very gay activities

[stark bobcat]

congrats

[orchid lynx]

Splendid

[ashen prairie]

Mytophilia ?

I don't know the name

[jaunty path]

Where do I find a clown wife

[ashen prairie]

it's like those who do aquariums

[formal mortar]

I can introduce you to some clowns

[ripe tangle]

Commoragh?

[orchid lynx]

Circus?

[drowsy lynx]

Just wait until you wake up and get to do it all over again

[fierce cave]

There's no sleep where I'm going

[formal mortar]

My biological grandpa I don't talk to is a professional clown, in both senses of the term

[fierce cave]

I'll be "sleeping" nudge nudge

[orchid lynx]

hmmmm..

[sage wyvern]

give my ogryn meth

[ripe tangle]

are Harlequins Jesters and are Jesters Clowns?

or are they just Xenos?

[lilac crag]

Yes
No

Both

[formal mortar]

Kinda and not so much

[orchid lynx]

both

[jaunty path]

Clowns should be Xenos

Because clowns are not human and that's the truth

I prefer it that way..

[fierce cave]

SUMBODY TOUCHA MA SPAGET

[tired steeple]

are any harlequins single

[formal mortar]

Took me too long to realize who spaghetti is

[ripe tangle]

I tried to shoot a Harlequin once, when I fired my Bolter at them, the rounds went through them like shooting a hologram and they disappeared into a cloud of smoke.

[fierce cave]

Lmao

[jaunty path]

I endorse the actions of the Adeptus Mechanicus

[ripe tangle]

sneaky bastardly Xenos.

[fierce cave]

Changed a couple letters

[jaunty path]

Sigh if only I could find a Admech cultist that'd turn me into a clown servitor

That would fix me.

[fierce cave]

Your already a clown

Just need the servitor part

[orchid lynx]

at least have decency to show themselves unlike the cowardly Tau

[jaunty path]

Your so nice...

[alpine mica]

Y'all ever wonder what happens to all the stims, ammo crates, and, Med packs people carry back on the storm raptors? I imagine they just have a Bay named Varlet Trash which they airlock out every once in a while... lel

[ripe tangle]

Missus, I thought you were going to become a Toilet Servitor with it’s head sticking out.

[orchid skiff]

darktide servers is full of freaks..

[fierce cave]

Jk

[orchid lynx]

Very freaky

[formal mortar]

Not me

[drowsy lynx]

Never too late to follow your dreams

[ripe tangle]

tbf, Aeldari are quite cowardly as well, even the “elites” like the clowns.

[formal mortar]

Whats an aeldari? Is it alcohol?

[ripe tangle]

Quite Frankly, I have no respect for the more Cowardly Xenos races, I prefer the ones who face the Emperor’s Judgment readily and openly.

like the big green ones.

[drowsy lynx]

Gork over mork for sure

[formal mortar]

I like orks

[orchid lynx]

Nowhere to hide if u glass half of the planet with basilisks

[formal mortar]

Let me be green

[tired steeple]

I like nids

and genestealers

[orchid lynx]

Good to be Human. Bless be to the Emperor

[tired steeple]

man if I get into mini painting I should try and kitbash a mechanicus genestealer

[orchid lynx]

sounds dope

u just need $$$

[tired steeple]

yeah

god I do

[rocky moat]

too busy slaughtering heretics to be worried about xenos

[ripe tangle]

I fight both.

[rocky moat]

wesome

[orchid skiff]

i can take both

[ripe tangle]

I also fight the Archenemy who should not be named as well.

to invoke proper names for it only feeds it afterall.

[orchid lynx]

Nothing a bolt pistol cant fix

[lilac crag]

@orchid lynx

for honor

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[rocky moat]

hd2 is such a sight for sore eyes

[ripe tangle]

for the past couple days I’ve been playinf HD2

ngl I love it

[tired steeple]

can anyone help me come up with a name for my hydra themed chapter

[neat jewel]

Am I insane why are there no poxbursters in the meat grinder

[ripe tangle]

hydra like the multiheaded monster or hydra like from Marvel?

[lilac crag]

Fifty Flames

[tired steeple]

I feel like alpha legion doesn't play enough into the fact their symbol is a literal hydra and their slogan is "hydra dominatus"

yeah the monster

if I wanted a marvel hydra themed chapter I'd play black templars

[little marten]

The hydras

[round mica]

free Palestine to be honest

[ripe tangle]

heh, Black Templar fans tend to be the types of guys who’re so cringe but take themselves too seriously

[rocky moat]

am i that

[little marten]

Cut off one head be replaced by another

[ripe tangle]

nah

[rocky moat]

yay

[tired steeple]

it's always specifically dark angels fans

sorry black templars

dark angels seem normal

[little marten]

Isn’t dark Angel a tv show about a woman in a cat suit

[orchid skiff]

are you going to do that ?

[rocky moat]

im also that why is shade being thrown my way

[tired steeple]

what I meant to say is, you won't see a dark angel or ultramarine boy going "purge the lgbt"

it's always black templars

[little marten]

You’ve been declared CRINGE

[rocky moat]

wow

im leaving

[little marten]

How do you plead?

[rocky moat]

i plead

[tired steeple]

noo stay we love you

[ripe tangle]

do Iron Hands fans exist?

[orchid skiff]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rocky moat]

middle finger cat

[tired steeple]

HAHAHAHA no

they don't

[rocky moat]

https://tenor.com/view/echou-black-cat-gif-12183945772816991633

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/writhing-seething-absolutely-fed-up-have-had-it-insanecat-gif-1008473668571512404

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Probably something about damaging the player since nothing else that can hurt you was there originally, but this was changed when they added the flame tank explosion to flamers on ranged hit

[rocky moat]

this is how i plead

[formal mortar]

Not sure what space marine chapter I like the most, don't know enough about them

[tired steeple]

my gf loves manus and thinks he's cool as hell

but she has no care for the chapter

[little marten]

My favourite space marines are the ones that are alluded to but never show up so more interesting factions get the spotlight

[rocky moat]

so true actualy

[little marten]

And before you parade me through the streets like your new god emperor. I’m only talking about imperial guard

[rocky moat]

shoutout to all of them

nevermind

[gilded socket]

Paynis

[rocky moat]

im throwing rocks

[formal mortar]

Aesthetics wise I like White Scars and Space Wolves

[orchid skiff]

WHERE

[ripe tangle]

come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever met a Raven Guard fan either

[tired compass]

I gotta admit, I miss StrawHat, the new CM has been very silent

[fierce cave]

Ts so peak

She's carrying me home

[rocky moat]

wave emoji

[fierce cave]

[lilac crag]

I am one, if it wasn't obvious enough

[orchid skiff]

need to hire freaky CM

[tired steeple]

I love raven guard

[ashen prairie]

CHARLOTTE NOOOOO

[tired steeple]

third favourite

my top 3 is like

[rocky moat]

charlotte yes

[fierce cave]

Hi stranger

[tired steeple]

blood angels

crimson fists

raven guard

[ashen prairie]

[fierce cave]

@tired steeple you like Warhammer name every single chapter

[ripe tangle]

unpopular opinion but I think Space Wolves are kinda overrated

[elder hare]

You only need one -- the Custodes

[fading otter]

I miss Hedge

Never a dull day

[little marten]

Are space wolves the motorcycle guys

[tired steeple]

no that's white scars

[little marten]

This isn’t call of duty bro

[ripe tangle]

Ultramarines are overrated too but that’s a more accepted opinion I think

[elder hare]

both are true

[tired steeple]

I could use the lexicanum page but I don't think they even have all 1000 chapters

[little marten]

Wait sorry yeah white scars not space wolves they’re the mead dudes

[ripe tangle]

No, they’re the werewolf vikings

[little marten]

I knew the mistake as I typed it, forgive me 🙈

[fierce cave]

@tired steeple

[tired steeple]

I understand now why people don't like the space wolves helmet

[fierce cave]

Name a better thing

[tired steeple]

aw that's lovely

[ripe tangle]

You’re fine

[rocky moat]

i dont even have a top 3 i just like stuff

[tired steeple]

charlotte do you have a favourite faction

I think everyone's aware mine is admech

[elder hare]

[tired steeple]

lucia's is obviously sisters

[rocky moat]

i couldn't decide

[tired steeple]

nurgle gamer's is obviously tzeentch

makes sense

[elder hare]

makes sense

[ripe tangle]

my two favorites are Sisters and Orks, for sorta similar reasons lol

[lilac crag]

@orchid lynx

no more for honor

[orchid lynx]

damn

[lilac crag]

depressed for the night

sleeping through mood swing

good night

[orchid lynx]

gn

[ripe tangle]

is the server/game shutting down or something?

[formal mortar]

I like Orks

[neat jewel]

It's a shame I was trying to see how far the force sword could push attack poxbursters, but I'm guessing since they're staggered so easily it's probably super far

[little marten]

I forgot sisters they’re actually awesome

[little marten]

If it wasn’t so bird coded I’d be a massive tzeentch fanboy

[orchid skiff]

mod ur game

[drowsy lynx]

At least back in the day you could floor a rager mid combo with it so I can only imagine it'd send a burster flying

[ripe tangle]

Who’s your least favorite faction?

[neat jewel]

Can't mod console

[little marten]

Space marines

[ripe tangle]

same

[little marten]

Actually no, Eldar

[tired steeple]

think they over-do it?

I kinda agree

[ripe tangle]

also same

[orchid skiff]

😂

[tired steeple]

my least favourite is actually unfortunately orks

[elder hare]

Space Marines for sure

They killed the Emperor, in a roundabout way

[ripe tangle]

I like them, but not everyone has to like what I like lmao

[little marten]

Sadly yeah conceptually I think Tzeentch is actually so cool tho

[ripe tangle]

for me though it’s definetly Sisters are # 1 and Orks are # 2

Astra Militarum are #3

That’s just me though

[little marten]

1. Imperial guard
2. Sisters
3. Dark elves

[rocky moat]

i wish sm2 was a good game raggh

[astral basin]

I have to rate my factions separately

[orchid lynx]

same bestie

[tired steeple]

I'll rank mine again soon

[little marten]

Digital hugs and kisses!!!

Real talk, best Ordo???

[orchid lynx]

@rocky moat wanna dive some hells?

[neat jewel]

Yea that's my guess too since it seems they stagger the easiest out of all the enemies (besides groaners). I'm just gonna operate on the assumption that the range it can stagger a dog from us probably around the same it can knock a burster out of the air from

[orchid skiff]

the world would be a different place

[orchid lynx]

Hronos or sometheing like that

the time one

[fair bridge]

holy shit discord actually fixed their layout

[tired steeple]

ordo xenos for me

more variety of cool shit

[rocky moat]

yeah true

[little marten]

none of you typed hereticus so I’m gonna ignore your answers

[fair bridge]

hereticus

[little marten]

Hey cutie x

[elder hare]

Ordo Malleus top tier, hereticus number two only because you have to kill everyone involved in the investigation even if theyre innocent

[little marten]

Acceptable

[orchid skiff]

minasan

konbawa

[fair bridge]

shut up baka

[orchid skiff]

n-nani ?

[elder hare]

omaewha mou shindeiru

[rocky moat]

i have armed the hellbomb general chat will no longer exist in 10 seconds

[fair bridge]

fucking

finally

the suffering ends

[molten matrix]

finally

[fair bridge]

now we can all meet up somewhere that lets us post links to cool videos

[orchid skiff]

link it

[rocky moat]

cool videos aren t real acctually

[fair bridge]

i literally watched a video of a 60 year old man teaching people how to fix a door from 2008

what are you even talking about

[rocky moat]

i speak only the truth

[fair bridge]

it's called the elite dangerous discord and you're only allowed in there if you're a boomer, trans, or got invited to the marathon playtest

sorry sweaty i don't make the rules

[rocky moat]

can we also allow people named charlotte

[fair bridge]

i don't make da rulez

[rocky moat]

i do

i just made one allowing people named charlotte

[astral basin]

Necrons, commiserate, sisters
I like my infantry

[jaunty path]

SKIBIDI servitor and no. As much as I'd like to. There are greater needs...

[astral basin]

Who needs a bidet when servitors exist

[thick coyote]

50% chance of surviving fatal damage

And I'm feeling lucky today

Bring it

[ripe tangle]

wait, would the serivitor be the toilet itself, the bidet, or would it just be on standby to wipe you?

[formal mortar]

If you lay down you'll have a higher chance of survival

[vestal mantle]

Today is the dat

[fair bridge]

if you give me a kiss on the cheek your odds go up by 25%

[jaunty path]

Ass wipe servitor

[ripe tangle]

this seems like something a Highborn would have just because.

[vestal mantle]

Friend tries darktide todat

[jaunty path]

Yay

What class he playing

[vestal mantle]

No idea what she decided yet

Prolly zealot tho

[ripe tangle]

It’s the Skaven!

[rocky moat]

dont worry, i called down a few more for good measure

[astral basin]

I was imagining something horrid
Theyd be the bidet. With an artificial tongue

[tired steeple]

hellbombs don't explode as big as other things

[rocky moat]

hope you can win 4 coinflips

[tired steeple]

should call down an orbital napalm

[vestal mantle]

But I think this will be hysterical

[tired steeple]

the worst stratagem ever I hate it I hate it god damn it I HATE IT

[thick coyote]

Yeah
I'm feeling lucky

What you should do

Is call 380mm

[ripe tangle]

I’ll tell you the best Strategem and when I say it, you’ll agree with me.

[vestal mantle]

I told her about how my ogryn has a rock named pikachu and I tell it to use headbutt by throwing rock

[tired steeple]

yeah portable hellbomb

[ripe tangle]

It’s Reinforce, imagine playing without it.

hehehe

[tired steeple]

nah don't need reinforcements

[astral basin]

I was about to say.
Dont say napalm

[vestal mantle]

The best stratagem is resupply when everyone else is on the other side of the map and you just need one stim

[little marten]

I’m the best stratagem

[ripe tangle]

you ever play with people who hog resupplies by reloading like a single mag or a single stim?

[thick coyote]

Supply pack is right there 😭

[astral basin]

Vehemently dislike you
There are just some people. That call it on cd

[vestal mantle]

But my dps

[astral basin]

Shouldve ran out of bullets faster

[tired steeple]

god I love the word thrope

[vestal mantle]

Also im an arc blitzer enjoyer

[astral basin]

Neurothrope

[tired steeple]

zoanthrope

lycanthrope

so pleasant

[astral basin]

The Nunnery of Liberty

[drowsy lynx]

You'd hate cluster bomb more if homeboy always called it right on top of you

[tired steeple]

oh god don't remind me

[gilded socket]

Woof

[rocky moat]

reinforce? pff i just throw a grenade at my feet whenever i'm the last one alive

[rocky moat]

yup

[vestal mantle]

Airburst launcher

Set to cluster

[rocky moat]

just run both

[tired steeple]

how does one even like

[rocky moat]

actually

[tired steeple]

use the airburst

[rocky moat]

run all four

[tired steeple]

does it have an anti-tank mode

[vestal mantle]

Its easy

[vestal mantle]

No

[rocky moat]

no but it does like

[tired steeple]

okay so it's just a chaff clear

that's fine

[rocky moat]

a bajillion explosions so its actually kinda good

it can put in work against heav targets

you just have to place your shots well and know what you're doin

[vestal mantle]

To use it, if it cluster mode it explodes after travelling something like 50m or being near any valid target

[tired steeple]

I'd use it but I think I prefer other horde clear guns

flamethrower, mg, hmg

epoch is kinda both

[rocky moat]

epoch is not both

[vestal mantle]

In flak, it has delayed detonation based on hitting something

[tired steeple]

is it good against dragonroaches

[rocky moat]

eah

[tired steeple]

the spear unfortunately kinda isn't

but the wasp?

[vestal mantle]

Airburst no

[tired steeple]

now that's awesome against them

[rocky moat]

what

[vestal mantle]

Wasp smokes em

[rocky moat]

how is spear not

[tired steeple]

takes all your ammo to kill 1

[rocky moat]

it takes 2 shots

[tired steeple]

need to get lucky with a headshot

[rocky moat]

you just

[vestal mantle]

Moves too fast to hit head

[rocky moat]

shouldnt be firing it while it's flying around

[elder merlin]

Has Axte been back yet?

[tired steeple]

it's a lock on rocket launcher

[elder merlin]

If not then i think we can assume it all went well

[tired steeple]

I expect it to track my enemy to the ends of the planet

[vestal mantle]

And targetting is weird already on spear

[rocky moat]

expectation issue

[vestal mantle]

I have taken down dragonroach with railgun tho

[rocky moat]

i take them out consistently with 2 shots unless im at the worst angle known to humankind

then it's 3

[vestal mantle]

Bout 3-5 shots

[tired steeple]

I also just don't think spear is the best on bug front

[rocky moat]

on oshaune specifically, no

[tired steeple]

it's much more suited for bots

[drowsy lynx]

#general-chat message

[rocky moat]

but works wonders with good positioning outside of oshaune

[elder merlin]

I see

[tired steeple]

I don't even bring anti-tank to illuminate

it does one shot chargers even without a headshot

and that's pretty awesome

[drowsy lynx]

#general-chat message

[elder merlin]

Kitefin used to talk to us a fair bit

[elder merlin]

I saw before the links lol

[drowsy lynx]

Spaghetti back on the menu tonight

[rocky moat]

it deletes pretty much anything that isnt a hivelord or a dragonroach in one hit so long as you're at medium range

[elder merlin]

I already ate some pasta earlier

[rocky moat]

it's just really not suited for oshaune

[gilded socket]

Ruff even

[elder merlin]

Coulda used more mushrooms and i cooked a bit too much meat

But whatever

Im gonna make tomato soup and grilled cheese melts next week

[drowsy lynx]

Dang too much meat? Hard to have too much

[gilded socket]

Pay gorn

Its jover

[tired compass]

then he learned that the chat is full of weirdos and noped the f

[elder merlin]

She

And probably

[tired compass]

oh, okay

[elder merlin]

Anyone got any heavy fast songs?

I need something to get my blood boilin and pumpin

[gilded socket]

Yes Mercenary by Bolt Thrower

[thick coyote]

Idk
Try any of the covers by Falkkone

[elder merlin]

Need somethin to put my heart into overdrive with some bass

Heavy and smashing

[gilded socket]

Mercenary album

[elder merlin]

Explosive and destructive

Fast as the light rollin over the horizon

[gilded socket]

Mercenary by Bolt Hrower

PAUP

FUCKING LISTEN TO ME

[elder merlin]

I hunger

[hidden trout]

My Playlist is called fast paced beats to overdose on Adderall and cause wrecks on the freeway to
Will that work

[elder merlin]

I need individual songs

[elder merlin]

Too slow

If only it was faster

[drowsy lynx]

Been listening to this on my drives home from work so I'm ready to purge ASAP
https://youtu.be/7J6mmKFGQJg?si=ckUFlsa5Sqi8yuMk

[elder merlin]

Wish i couldnt remember that one song

[little marten]

There’s so many spiders in my house recently

[elder merlin]

Somethin something live to smash it

Rest was just random fast shit

[little marten]

Can a spider doctor tell me why this might be

[elder merlin]

Pantera?

I dont even remember

[drowsy lynx]

Had to stare down a full size house centipede the entire time I was in the shower this morning lmao

[elder merlin]

Some old shit

[drowsy lynx]

Man seeing the old heads in the early aughts realize Pantera was finally old was wild

Definitely a "fuck that's gonna happen to me" moment

[little marten]

Brave soldier centipedes are wild

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Send me

[drowsy lynx]

I wouldn't mind checking this out too if you don't mind

[elder merlin]

Send me something else

[hidden trout]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ThOW6bF9MOJeReWFiy2ri?si=YHiAgvKZSlqcUu2mwk86Lg

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

There is that familiar old pain in the head

[gilded socket]

War master by bolt thrower

[little marten]

Rock DJ - Robbie Williams

[tired steeple]

they should make a 40k movie that's similar to the new war of the worlds movie and they should put ice cube in it again

he watches a dreadnought get hit by a melta and he just goes "damn" and says nothing else

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm, perhaps too much

[thick coyote]

It's you! 🗣️

[tired steeple]

take your xenos ass back home!!!

so tuff

[thick coyote]

Bro couldn't handle the symphonic intensity

[elder merlin]

No words either

[thick coyote]

Anyways check out their A Beautiful Song cover sometime in the future

[elder merlin]

Different band, maybe not so heavy

[elder merlin]

Original is already baller though

Hmmmm

Doesnt sound bad

[thick coyote]

What's that one song uh

Thor's Hammer

By Ethan Mikesomething

[little marten]

is the exploding barrel event over?

[gilded socket]

You just asked for heavy

[tired steeple]

I should put some cannibal corpse on the next time I play something

that'll be fun background music for brutal games such as bejwelled and number merge

[gilded socket]

Poozer cant handle my swag…

[formal mortar]

Finished all my arbi penances

Onto Psyker or Zealot now

Maybe Psyker since that's almost done too

[blissful kiln]

I used to listen to non-game music while playing games so much, that certain bands\albums became associated with a particular game

Judas Priest and System Shock 2 for example

but I appreciate game OST more these days

[formal mortar]

For me, The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats became associated with Dark Souls

I always turn that song on when Iron Tarkus is fighting the Iron Giant

[blissful kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hez6tDpiWDA&list=RDhez6tDpiWDA&start_radio=1
this is my Dark Souls 2 song (Shinedown - Diamond Eyes)

[elder merlin]

Zoolander vibes

[gilded socket]

Fouhh

[blissful kiln]

i dunno why the MV has clips of the Expendables xdd

[nocturne bloom]

Expendable???? Like the Expendable napalm??? Goateddddd

[gilded socket]

Ough

[nocturne bloom]

Auogh

[elder merlin]

Lol Blood Sugar? Havent listened to that in forever

[gilded socket]

@orchid skiff When are you going to go inside my walls

[nocturne bloom]

Instant arrest

[wary flint]

just found crouching actually affects aim radious

[orchid skiff]

depends which walls.

[elder merlin]

Pendulum- The Vulture is pretty good, @hidden trout

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah pendulum will live forever in my own playlists lol

[blissful kiln]

Pendulum is peak

[ashen prairie]

I finally finished the sinder video

[blissful kiln]

remember hearing it a lot in old dota compilations

Blue Stahli anyone?

such a peak electronic whatever something band

I think I listened to two of their albums and literally every song was goated

[ashen prairie]

Is it in IDONTKNOWHOWBUTTHEYFOUND ME

[gilded socket]

My room walls

[ashen prairie]

Style ?

[blissful kiln]

🤔

[thick coyote]

Have heard like 2 songs

The Fall

And I'm not remembering the other

But judging by those yeah

Blue Stahli goes hard

[ashen prairie]

There's also French79

[blissful kiln]

Ultranumb maybe?

Shotgun Senorita I think is my favorite

[hidden trout]

He's in my Playlist I sent

Ultranumb and shotgun senorita are both in there

[blissful kiln]

[hidden trout]

Theres also the zardonic remix of shotgun senorita too

Holy fuck I hate you autocorrect

[blissful kiln]

I'm checking out your playlist and I see a lot of songs I know

peak

[wary flint]

lucky bullet penance is gonna make my tinnitus worse

[orchid skiff]

damn

[thick coyote]

"Feeding Time" 🗣️

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

Not a fan of senorita shotgun

[hidden trout]

Which version

[ocean widget]

you'll be fine

the twin stubber is quieter than expected

[fierce cave]

My legs are gone

They don't exist no more

[ashen prairie]

Go sleep

It'll be better

[fierce cave]

She's taking a break

My legs will be powder

[ashen prairie]

Smoke break I guess

[fierce cave]

We no smoke

Hydration

Water hydration I should say

[ashen prairie]

Time to make myself a SodaStream bottle

[elder merlin]

The zardonic one

A few of these songs are good

[hidden trout]

The og is not too far beneath it

[fierce cave]

Wuh

[elder merlin]

Straight to video Mindless indulgence is really good

[lethal socket]

Tell darktide general chat.

Bug fact time:)

Dung beetles navigate using the milky way.

Not the stars, the milky way itself

They are the only species currently known to engage in such behaviors

[fierce cave]

I just thought big bug push poop ball

[placid warren]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-breakdance-gif-4991443249772973911

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Laugh at this man

[hidden trout]

Large majority of these songs just came on from the Playlist radio and I went "i like that" and added them over the years

[lethal socket]

Not all dung beetles roll poop tbh

[fierce cave]

Majority

They also roll

Thingys

I forgor

[lethal socket]

But dung beetles are amazing and super valuable

Some also just burrow into it

[fierce cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1415076653238845573/RDT_20250909_2225028130639609488702603.jpg?ex=68c1e454&is=68c092d4&hm=d9c0e139aaa1fada6b5b4e1e39eaa4f9bcc2207ca5c085a46330c4d1cde129d0&

Absolute

Me

[elder merlin]

So far @hidden trout wins

[lethal socket]

Dung beetles save the US government alone trillions

[fierce cave]

Give us lore

[hidden trout]

I never lose

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

The dung Beatle lore

[fierce cave]

Guess wut

[elder merlin]

I saw

You guess what

[fierce cave]

Legs spaghetti

Head is heavy

[lethal socket]

Basically, governments literally everywhere use them for waste control of pastures and also dealing with pests

[fierce cave]

Wat

[elder merlin]

Is that another way of sayin segs or somethin?

[fierce cave]

Big brain

[elder merlin]

Chicken butt

[lethal socket]

Africa also has been using them to restore plant life around old mines

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

No mercy for me

Legs are gone

[lethal socket]

In south Africa, dung beetles have right of way

[fierce cave]

Professor X

[lethal socket]

You are legally required to stop for them

[elder merlin]

Get on helldivers 2 or are you still making out with your fiance?

[fierce cave]

Uh

Making out

But no mouth to mouth

[elder merlin]

Well then

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

[fierce cave]

It's 9:55pm

I'm not making it out tonight

[ashen prairie]

10pm

Duh

[elder merlin]

Calm down, poozer. You act like this is the first time things have gotten saxual in here

[ashen prairie]

Almost 11

[fierce cave]

Things that need celebrating

[round mica]

Is it ass to mouth then?

[ashen prairie]

She's getting married

[fierce cave]

Can't feel below my waist

Wheelchair moment

[astral basin]

At 11?????

[elder merlin]

The lesbian was thus drawn into the den of her larger mate and will not again be allowed out until the following morning, and even that is not a guarantee out here in the wild

[ashen prairie]

She proposed and her gf said yes

[fierce cave]

True

[round mica]

Disabled spaghetti then?

[astral basin]

Oml

[fierce cave]

I women

Lesbian wife

[elder merlin]

Next tuesday

[fierce cave]

So cool

[ashen prairie]

We're invited

Of course

[round mica]

[fierce cave]

Need to plan the wedding

But uh

That's later

[astral basin]

11 is a little young 👀

[elder merlin]

Oh shit, live video wedding when? @fierce cave

We gonna get to see?

[fierce cave]

These mfs

[ashen prairie]

You'll be the priest

[fierce cave]

I'm gonna need ice

[round mica]

That's how gypsies gets married

[fierce cave]

For reasons

[elder merlin]

I can read, so i can probably do it

Aint too good at talkin

But still

[round mica]

What 😧

[fierce cave]

I'm women

I know

[elder merlin]

Wesbian Life

[fierce cave]

Shocking

[ashen prairie]

I can't feel below my waist too

[round mica]

U spaghetti,but now u are disabled spaghetti

[ashen prairie]

Had a swordfight

[fierce cave]

Gonna have to call off work tomorrow

She's coming back up

Oh god

[ashen prairie]

Adieu

[elder merlin]

Dont die

[fierce cave]

I can't even move

[round mica]

Adiós mofos

[fierce cave]

Knees spaghetti

[ashen prairie]

We lost a soldier

[fierce cave]

Tbh tho

[elder merlin]

Oh, thats funny, i never knew "Shut me up" was by these guys too

[drowsy lynx]

Death by snu snu is honorable

[fierce cave]

Not snu snu

[ashen prairie]

With a huge mommy

Muscle mommy

[fierce cave]

True

[fierce cave]

Also true

I'm lucky

[ashen prairie]

Rhea Ripley man

[fierce cave]

Big German muscle mommy

[ashen prairie]

Barbie 36

[drowsy lynx]

Are you sure? Certainly sounds like it

[fierce cave]

I should probably stop messaging

She's talking about no mercy

[drowsy lynx]

Not that there's anything wrong with that or whatever you're doing

[fierce cave]

Life over

[jovial shoal]

I know its probably been talked to death in the past, but damn I really hope fatshark lets us make bot builds like we could in Vermintide.

[fierce cave]

[ashen prairie]

Go reproduce for the Twibks

[fierce cave]

Unable to :(

[ashen prairie]

That would be cool

[drowsy lynx]

Um just perform parthenogenesis duh

[fierce cave]

Why do tongues gotta be so warm

[drowsy lynx]

It really is that shrimple

[fierce cave]

One in a krillion

[jovial shoal]

I just want to abuse Survivalist on my Psyker

[fierce cave]

KRILL YOURSEL!1

[ashen prairie]

Is that really good ?

Psyker in survivalist?

I thought ogryn was the best

To just carry around

[fierce cave]

I will return after yknow

[jovial shoal]

I mean, giving more ammo to an ammo hungry and greedy build like Gun Psy? Ye

[fierce cave]

[ashen prairie]

Gun Psy ? I'll check that one

Could be interesting to play

[jovial shoal]

Gun Psyker is awesome

Just... everyone is going to hate you

[ashen prairie]

Do you have a built for it ?

[ashen prairie]

I'm used to it

[jovial shoal]

Yea lemme finish my blunt and I'll get you that

[ashen prairie]

Sure thanks !

Ping me when done

[jovial shoal]

Aight

[fierce cave]

@ashen prairie
I have acquired Ice

[ashen prairie]

Put ice on knees

[fierce cave]

Not the intended location

Knees don't hurt

Knees are numb

I am spaghetti

Now I'm SPAGET

[astral basin]

The honorable sister lucia presiding

[jovial shoal]

Alright I'm back

[nocturne bloom]

I heard the word twinks spoken

[fierce cave]

Hey

I have a fiance

So cool

[nocturne bloom]

Alright?

Congrats

Back on the subject of the t word

[fierce cave]

Twink?

[jovial shoal]

@ashen prairie Can I dm so I can just send you the ss of my talent tree?

[astral basin]

Nah

Twat

[ashen prairie]

Please do

[astral basin]

Of which lamia is

[nocturne bloom]

Dms?

[fierce cave]

Sus

[fierce cave]

That's not a women

[ashen prairie]

Define woman

[fierce cave]

That reminds me of the bee movie

[ashen prairie]

Oh god no

[fierce cave]

"that's not a queen that's a drag queen"

[ashen prairie]

That movie cringed me

[nocturne bloom]

I dont care what it is

Female enough

[fierce cave]

You like jazz?

[nocturne bloom]

[fierce cave]

Tbh smash

[ashen prairie]

The music style?

[fierce cave]

It's a quote

From bee movie

[ashen prairie]

Ah

[fierce cave]

[nocturne bloom]

Moreso that its one of those old things everyone memed to the point its cringe now

[ashen prairie]

It's more the animation that made me cringe

[fierce cave]

Can't feel my legs

It's so over

[ashen prairie]

Like the movie Ants

[fierce cave]

Fuck dat movie

[gilded socket]

I hate fun:

[nocturne bloom]

Me too

[ashen prairie]

What happened?

[fierce cave]

Literally me

[gaunt bridge]

Fatshark, give us two things: pause on disconnect and Versus mode.

[gilded socket]

Real

[fierce cave]

No

[thick coyote]

Versus mode in the big 2025

[gaunt bridge]

We really need a PvP mode what’s the point of grinding to endgame if there’s no PvP

[gilded socket]

Woog

[fierce cave]

Get out of here

Genuinely

Leave

[ocean widget]

this is a shit fucking idea

[molten matrix]

can you remind me how many players are still playing versus in vermintide 2

[ocean widget]

go cast brainburst on yourself now

[nocturne bloom]

Yea I play eso how could you tell:

[ocean widget]

they need a game with an actually good pvp system

[nocturne bloom]

Goow

[fierce cave]

For honor

[gilded socket]

Goow

[fierce cave]

If you lose its a skill issue

[ocean widget]

why would an ESO player play for honour

they only play for the elder scrolls

[nocturne bloom]

Goow.

[gilded socket]

Gowo

[ocean widget]

but yeah ESO combat sucks ass

[fierce cave]

@ocean widget
Do you know the big news

[nocturne bloom]

Gwoo

[gilded socket]

Owog