general-chat

[gilded socket]

No

[long sigil]

i hate sweden dev

[somber stream]

Soon™

[round mica]

Lol yessss

[gilded socket]

He and blue team fail numerous times

They arent gods

Any other member of blue team can kill him in a fight

Kelly can outpace him

Linda can shoot him from a unimaginable distance

Fred can beat him to death

John is just lucky

[round mica]

Dudes got ploy armour fs especially against the people rebelling against the unsc he tanks a like 60mm he shell in one of them

That's not normal 💀

[gilded socket]

No

He deflected a missle

His plot armor is cortana

[round mica]

Yeah a spartan shouldn't be able to do this

[gilded socket]

Any spartan can do the same

I swear to jod you need to replay the games

[round mica]

Do u know how much fire power one of those would have?

In the game something like that hit you and you dead ashell

[gilded socket]

Stop telling stories you haven’t read

[round mica]

A scorpion shot will fkn kill you what are you talking about

[gilded socket]

No shit

[round mica]

... you have to be baiting

Smh

[gilded socket]

It wasnt even a scorpion shell he got hit with

It was a missile during a test of AI integration in MJOLNIR

[round mica]

We are talking about different things

[gilded socket]

There is no mention of Master Chief being shot by a scorpion

[round mica]

🤦‍♂️

[lilac crag]

[gilded socket]

Stop telling stores you haven’t read

[round mica]

Lmao

[long sigil]

shit

why i reminded van darkhome

it so scary

[round mica]

Nearly as scary as the people on here 😱

I kid

[sage dragon]

yeah, you want scary, you talk about politics, which why those are banned on most servers thank god

[round mica]

Mention getting a j*b here and you will frighten everyone

Spooky stuff

[gilded socket]

People talk about politics here any given day

[sage dragon]

I meant serious controversial IRL politics. that will get you pulled aside by the mods. Right @obtuse oak ?

[somber stream]

Oh god

[gilded socket]

Narc

[round mica]

Oh lawd

[somber stream]

You're one of those huh

[gilded socket]

Can we shoot this guy for being the fun police?

[iron sigil]

masterful bait

[gilded socket]

No not really

[round mica]

I KNEW IT

[sage dragon]

aint fun police, because I still like talking about new guns for Vet

[round mica]

I fkn knew it

[somber stream]

What gun where

And who is stopping you

[sage dragon]

still need his grenade launcher from DOW

[somber stream]

We literally talked the subject to death already

[gilded socket]

And how does this affect me?

[iron sigil]

master chief is an actual weirdo freak unit in the books inexplicably so

[round mica]

He so strong

[gilded socket]

Bait used to be real

[blissful kiln]

Master Cheeks

[round mica]

I have read barely little and know this is the case

[gilded socket]

Now i cant tell if you people ste mentally challenged or not

[round mica]

Mental illness or a bad take hmmm 🤔

[sage dragon]

oh you don't want us to answer that one lol

[iron sigil]

he rocked a banshee into near orbit

[round mica]

[sage dragon]

"You can't just blow a hole in Mars!" watch me

[round mica]

That's what I literally just saw

[gilded socket]

It’s definitely mentally challenged

[iron sigil]

Edgy bait

[round mica]

I realky wish I had img perms 😭

[gilded socket]

Edging the bait

[round mica]

Had so many good ones

[blissful kiln]

remember what the oppressors took from you

[somber stream]

Remember

Joe

[round mica]

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[gilded socket]

Remember reach

[sage dragon]

out of the Halo games, which one had the best dialogue you think?

[round mica]

I liked number 2

Ship master , Gravemind

Pog

[sage dragon]

can't beat the Sergaent

[round mica]

AND THE SERGEANT

[somber stream]

2 had the best lines, yeah

[round mica]

Ur so right

[civic python]

muh heckin reach spartanz that yew barely new died!1!!1! oh nowh!1!1!

[gilded socket]

2 or reach

That is if you put the “i would have been your daddy” skull

[round mica]

When the gravemind grabs you and arbie and is all like ew

The bit where he compares cheif to arbie was good

Something about this one is blind faith anf this one is nothing but hate or something like this it's been so long

[gilded socket]

White woman gentrification of halo needs to be studied

[sage dragon]

two best bits for me have to be the tank drop, and the second scarab. "Well, I just happen to have a key! So come on, grab a banshee and give me some cover! Their gonna see us coming."

[round mica]

Wtf does that mean

Oh yeah! The bit w the tank and the bridge

[gilded socket]

You dont get it uneducated one

[round mica]

Cheif here is gonna drive this here tank over yonder and show these sun's of ..

What I lack in education I make up for

I never finished school lol

[lilac crag]

you guys are silly

but on the extra today

[gilded socket]

Obvious

[sage dragon]

you what makes it even funnier? there are multiple variations of the Sergaents lines for that scene

[round mica]

U probably live w your parents ...

How can you judge me

[lilac crag]

doot

thumbs down

[gilded socket]

Im literally in high school

[round mica]

Ok?

[gilded socket]

Finishing my education

[round mica]

What works for some doesn't work for all

Don't judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree

[gilded socket]

But can you fish to climb a tree

[somber stream]

What are you two even talking about

[round mica]

Fuck knows lmao

[somber stream]

Do both of yourself a favour and go watch a movie or something

[lilac crag]

so true licht

[sage dragon]

or go play some good warhammer games. I reccomend DOW2. Angels of Death soundtrack is peak

[somber stream]

I recommend 'The Lighthouse' 2019

[round mica]

Idk I just don't like being called dumb by kids thar haven't even experienced the real world

🤷‍♂️

[gilded socket]

I need to watch the fall of reach movie again for the 117th time anyways

[halcyon glen]

Sue

[round mica]

Ah you know what? Fuck you all

[gilded socket]

Oh im so heartbroken

[round mica]

[lilac crag]

what did I do bru

[round mica]

I wasn't being serious 😭

[sage dragon]

resisted the urge to ping devs for answers maybe lol

[lilac crag]

oh no I'm fully aware of my devilish activities in here

[sage dragon]

heres hoping we do hear something from them today or thursday, since I had just bit too many "flying sessions" duing the most recent event

[lilac crag]

the event will be over soon anyway

no need to worry about it

[sage dragon]

only thing missing from it was perhaps the wilhlem sceam

[sage dragon]

it is alrady over

ended sunday

[lilac crag]

I mean the extra buoyancy thing

I don't think barrels sent you flying off nearly as hard as they do now

unless they took that out already too. I haven't played.

[ripe tangle]

I've been playing Helldivers

I love this game

[somber stream]

"No, i don't think i will"

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[somber stream]

Yes hello, Licht here

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers2-terminid-brontomus-hug-gif-16261530149361688988

heh

[somber stream]

Soon

[gilded socket]

Oh god

[ripe tangle]

what's the matter Maxine?

[gilded socket]

Gooey

[ripe tangle]

what?

[astral basin]

Oh no

[gilded socket]

Gooey

[ripe tangle]

why do you keep saying Gooey?

is something stuck to my armour?

[gilded socket]

Gooey

[ripe tangle]

stop saying Gooey!

[somber stream]

@ripe tangle Are you the "ratatatata" type or the "Boom boom" type

[lilac crag]

she's a sister, licht.

[gilded socket]

Gooey

[lilac crag]

the answer is fire.

[somber stream]

They comes in all shape and sizes

[lilac crag]

not our Lucia

[round mica]

Fire fix everything

[ripe tangle]

when all else fails

Set it on Fire!

[round mica]

Not happy? Just burn it down

Rebuild it again

[somber stream]

I mean yeah, basically

[gilded socket]

Wilson

[somber stream]

Then the fire bond should suits your playstyle

Drip is bit eeeeh though

[round mica]

I will probably burn myself to a crisp

[somber stream]

Cleanse by holy fire, better than being bug food

[round mica]

You have a point there

[ripe tangle]

I think Maxine might be having a mental breakdown...

[ripe tangle]

also my favorite enemies are the bots

they're by far the most fun to play against

[round mica]

I haven't faced em yet

[somber stream]

Fire aren't that good vs bots, i'm afraid

[ripe tangle]

I know...

[somber stream]

You need big boom

[round mica]

Or properly played against the squids

[somber stream]

Later today

Wait what time is it there even

[round mica]

Oh God only 9

[ripe tangle]

it's 4am here which means I need to get ready for beeeeed

[round mica]

Damn Lucia

[somber stream]

You do that

[round mica]

Do u ever sleep

[ripe tangle]

yes Doot

[jovial hearth]

Same here but I keep hearing from my friends that I don't wanna play against squids lol

[ripe tangle]

I do

[astral basin]

Ive been squiding for 5 hours now

[somber stream]

It's not as "fun"

[ripe tangle]

since when did Sol join the navy?

[jovial hearth]

That's exactly what I hear from them 😂

[somber stream]

Lucia, half the server are Helldivers

[ripe tangle]

Licht, that's a joke.

just laugh ya idiot

[astral basin]

I was in at the first minute of xbox release 😭

[round mica]

Might aswell hijack this place and call it hd2 unofficial

[somber stream]

That's what i've been saying
Hd2-General-chat-4

[ripe tangle]

laugh at my bad attempt at humour or face thine wrath!

[somber stream]

Hahahaha

[ripe tangle]

good, thank you.

[astral basin]

Legit
Played DT for 5 hours
Extract from a mission at 2:55, enter a pod at 3:01

[round mica]

I can't play dt for long

It hurts my eyes

[astral basin]

It hurts my soul

[somber stream]

And you can play HD2 normally? the fuck

[round mica]

That too lmao , HD 2 not as dark

It's the dark for me that hurts my head

[astral basin]

I HAVE THE FLAG

[round mica]

I dont get it either

[somber stream]

Oh you're not going to like Klen-dath-II...

[round mica]

Aw man 😭

[astral basin]

Is that a dune reference …

[somber stream]

Starship Trooper, actually

[astral basin]

O

[somber stream]

The entire planet is pitch black

[astral basin]

Awesome

[somber stream]

There will be a "flare" stratagem

[round mica]

That's the homeworlf of the bugs right?

[somber stream]

No not really

[ripe tangle]

welches Franchise wäre für Helldivers das beste für ein weiteres Crossover?

sag nicht Warhammer: 40.000

[round mica]

Oh that's not their home 💀

Jeez

[somber stream]

Uh

About that

[astral basin]

Been wanting to play that game. It being pricey, full of software bugs, and dead server keeps me from trying it

[somber stream]

Teehee

[round mica]

That's the planet in number 1 they attack at the start?

[ripe tangle]

Licht, I'm looking for an answer that ISNT that.

[round mica]

W the news crew getting messed up

[ripe tangle]

I'm simply asking for your opinion, okay?

[somber stream]

yeah i meant it's already on the way

[ripe tangle]

still, you have not answered my question.

[somber stream]

Uhhhh

[astral basin]

Im begging for Gears of War

[somber stream]

Dead space?

[ripe tangle]

answer my question or I'll hit yo~

[ripe tangle]

I like this answer.

[astral basin]

…dead space?

[ripe tangle]

no, GoW

[astral basin]

Im questioning licht

[round mica]

What was that game w the mechs in the snow

That came out on xbox

[ripe tangle]

Lost Planet?

[round mica]

They were awesome there was like 3 games

[astral basin]

Mechs. In snow.

[round mica]

I think so 🤔

Yeah lost planet!

[somber stream]

Yeah why not

Plenty of armour and interesting weapon

Plasma cuttah

[astral basin]

Was thinking titanfall.
Then I remembered. There will never be a titan fall 3

[round mica]

I never got to experience tf 1 or 2

[astral basin]

Me either. I like to hurt people w that reference

[ripe tangle]

ngl I'm lowkey dreading it, if it's not Kriegers and Astartes this fandom kind of spazzes the fuck out.

and I find both Kriegers and Astartes kinda boring...

[astral basin]

Kasarkin

[somber stream]

It won't be either Krieg or Astartes

Karskin, yeah

[ripe tangle]

I'm okay with this

[round mica]

What waits happening

[ripe tangle]

wait

[somber stream]

There's a heavy eviscerator in the game file

[round mica]

Lol I'm a fool , wait what is happening*

[jovial hearth]

I believe they are talking about what Helldivers 2 would get in a 40k crossover

[round mica]

Oooo

[jovial hearth]

I think scions would be cool in hd2

[somber stream]

A chainsword of some type is 1000% in it

[astral basin]

Heavy evis
Huh
Scuse u

They alr have a star wars armor set
The red storm trooper
Sith trooper?

[vocal pewter]

More melee support would be cool in helldivers

[astral basin]

My friends the one that likes to starwars

[ripe tangle]

hehehe, what would be the most cursed crossover they could do?

[vocal pewter]

Animal planet

[round mica]

Hd2 x silent hill

[ripe tangle]

and be feasible, dont give me a stupid answer

[astral basin]

Lolol

[round mica]

Hd2x trench crusade

[ripe tangle]

okay these are already funny

heh

[lilac crag]

risk of rain

[jovial hearth]

A person I know wants colonial Marines from the Alien franchise

[astral basin]

Dig deep.
Whats the most disturbing military sim you can think of

[vocal pewter]

cyberpunk

[somber stream]

Also

[vocal pewter]

borderlands

[somber stream]

They tend to use pop culture stuff and turn them into their very own Warbond

[vocal pewter]

Earth Defense Force

[blissful kiln]

american army

[somber stream]

Which i much prefer over crossover anyway

[round mica]

Bro just won

[astral basin]

Nazi party

[astral basin]

wait we have 3 of those armors alr

[somber stream]

4, actually

[vocal pewter]

I kinda like it but also it's kinda lame when I have to use the megablox version of something

[somber stream]

Nah, you get to customize the thing

Remember, you can never customize crossover items

[vocal pewter]

the dust devils warbonds is okay, the dune influence is there

[vocal pewter]

but it's not that heavy

[somber stream]

Also robocop

And Dreeeddd

[delicate vapor]

The only good thing is the ar ngl

[vocal pewter]

it's vaguely almost possibly dune influenced, but it could also honestly just be any desert warbond

[delicate vapor]

Takes like two shots for a warrior to piss off

[ripe tangle]

Alien (franchise), Cyberpunk, Borderlands, and EDF aren't really cursed... it's just there are better options for crossovers than these, but they're not exactly cursed.

they're kinda just okay as ideas

but are feasible

[somber stream]

Skyrim

[vocal pewter]

you want cursed without it being dumb?

[round mica]

actually alien is pretty twisted especially the comics

[ripe tangle]

it's what I was hoping for lol

[round mica]

Some awesome stuff in the comics we don't get in the movies 😭

[vocal pewter]

half life 2

[astral basin]

FEAR, Metro, STALKER

[vocal pewter]

stalker would be a good crossover

could have artifact powered weapons

the exo-suits as heavy armor types

[jovial hearth]

Stalker would be a pretty cool crossover ngl

[round mica]

Any one been watching alien earth lately?

[vocal pewter]

stratagems that literally spawn in anomolies

bombing a bug is one thing

[stable fox]

[vocal pewter]

dropping a rock near his home that radiates his neighbourhood then spawns an invisible vortex that pulls him in and crushes his body into a fine mist before spitting it back out is another

[jovial hearth]

I've heard it's pretty good

[somber stream]

What if

[jovial hearth]

I haven't watched it myself but I would love to

[somber stream]

Gravity gun

[sage dragon]

what about kill-zone? Helghast outfits would be awesome

[round mica]

Apparently the warp pack also slips us into the illuminates demension to mess w them

[vocal pewter]

gravity gun would be nice to flip our jeeps back over

[little marten]

Alien earth 🤡

[jovial hearth]

Another kill zone crossover would be kinda cool

[somber stream]

Can already do this with a grenade or GL btw

[round mica]

It is pretty good , I'm still unsure what I think till I see it all tho, they do rewrite rhe lore in parts tho which is kinda eh

[round mica]

It started good 😭

[jovial hearth]

I don't know much about the alien lore so

[little marten]

Did it lol

Peter Pan kids hahaha

[round mica]

it does have some questionable shit lmao

[somber stream]

Is the show worth watching?

[astral basin]

Yo.
Heres a slightly cursed option
Far Cry 3, but its the mercenaries at the second half of the game

[round mica]

50 50 so far

[little marten]

Alien franchises fundamental problem is outside of the alien zooming about the scientist business guys always think a literal parasitic entity is like the gateway to maximum ultimate knowledge

[ripe tangle]

that is indeed cursed.

[round mica]

Ep 1 2 and 5 were great

[somber stream]

Out of how many ep?

Bruh?

[little marten]

8 I believe

[blissful kiln]

xenomorphussy

[round mica]

Like so far it's 5 or 6 💀 its hit and miss

[vocal pewter]

I never understood the xenomorph being treated as a swarm faction/species

[somber stream]

I see

[round mica]

There is 8 planned tho

[vocal pewter]

they reproduce via chest bursters which means they would at most have a 1:1 ratio of enemies to aleins

[ashen prairie]

Good morning everyone !

[somber stream]

Good morning Dean

[vocal pewter]

so it's like

[ashen prairie]

[somber stream]

Wait it's afternoon

[vocal pewter]

where tf are these hundreds of aliens coming from, there was like 50 dudes on this moon base

[ashen prairie]

11 am for me

[round mica]

These people are dumb asf tho they like put a face hugger that's actively laying a egg in someone In status 💀

[somber stream]

Don't you have a protest to attend or something

[ashen prairie]

Did this morning

I drank wine to protest in the street

[somber stream]

Lovelay

[blissful kiln]

did you burn some cars?

[round mica]

And they know what xenonorphs are too

[ripe tangle]

leave

[ashen prairie]

No but a cardboard figure of Bayrou yes

[astral basin]

They arent limited to humans
Any lifeform with a certain mass or features get the face hug

[round mica]

I like the other parasites they have

The eye thing and those bugs

[ripe tangle]

didn't they make a types of xenomorph from the dogs in the prison in the third movie?

[ashen prairie]

Ao3 bugs ?

Ah dang

[round mica]

Alien earth

[astral basin]

Yes. Xenomorph features are dependent on the host

[blissful kiln]

that's kinda dumb

i don't think it was like that in the first alien movies

[round mica]

That's why in was it promethuis or the one after that we see the early xeno form looking all weird

Or I may be wrong it's not an actual xeno iirc

[astral basin]

It is. It was a proto xeno from a proto hugger

[round mica]

Ah

Neat

[astral basin]

Yeah its. Convoluted sometimes

[round mica]

Lmao the biological team in that are so fukn dumb

Like come the fuck on

[astral basin]

Fr

[round mica]

I'd go as far as to blame them even

Duuuh what's this hmm let me get real close to it

💀

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[somber stream]

I haven't even watch the OG alien

One with the Marines, which one was it?

[rocky moat]

naw solo silo and napalm eats are also pretty good

[round mica]

Bruh

[rocky moat]

and speargun has its use-cases

[round mica]

I think your thinking of alien 2 ?

[sage dragon]

need a spear gun for ogyrn

[round mica]

Mb 3 I forget smh

[rocky moat]

that nade is hot garbage though

[round mica]

No 3s the prison one

2s the marines in the city

[somber stream]

Yeah Alien 2!

They use a modified MG3 lol

[round mica]

Ripley is such a badass

[ashen prairie]

Ripley is the best survival girl

[round mica]

Number 2 is cool that's where the hive is introduced to us

And the queen

[somber stream]

Bruh speaking ofAlien Queen

[lilac crag]

are you talking about alien or the British doot

[round mica]

Alien

[somber stream]

Don't look for her picture in dead by daylight

[stuck wasp]

And the best survival human too tbh

[somber stream]

The cake is

[lilac crag]

Arthur couldn't pull me out

[ashen prairie]

Ripley or the alien ??

[somber stream]

The Alien Queen

[ashen prairie]

Yeah aliens...

[somber stream]

[round mica]

We don't talk about requim..

It's a fun movie but we don't speak of it

[sage dragon]

we dont go to ravenholm...

[round mica]

Ripley gets recreated as a robot that somehow has a connection w the queen and she ends up making a half human half xeno thing that is disturbing ash

[sage dragon]

which would probaly make for a decent dead by daylight map

[somber stream]

Wait what

What the fuck am i reading

[astral basin]

So.
The protomorph. Was born from a genetically engineered face hugger
The neomorph was made from a host being infected with black ooze
The deacon. Was the xenomorph of the Engineer that accidentally fd up the life equation goo and made the black goo that made the neomorph/ protoxenomorph

Or something like that

[sage dragon]

insanity! welcome to Tzeentch's domain

[round mica]

Alien 4

[somber stream]

They dropped the ball with that

[round mica]

Yeah

No one liked it

Ripley like becomes a sigma too its Hillarious

[blissful kiln]

Alien 3 had the lesbian android wynona rider

[astral basin]

Oh yeah. The “Newborn”

It died in a gruesome way

[round mica]

I was so glad that thing got sent into the void

[somber stream]

I think Sergeant Johnson was based on the guy in Alien 2

[astral basin]

Its butt plugged a hole in the space ship
Got slurped up like it was in a straw

[round mica]

Why did it look sad when it happened too

Like it was a helpless baby

Shudders

[astral basin]

That was what they were going for
“Even horrifying abominations crave love”

[round mica]

Yeah 💀

[astral basin]

Feel like someone in the directing team never saw an aliens movie

[round mica]

I feel like it would have eaten ripley tho

Like comeon

[ashen prairie]

What about alien isolation?

[round mica]

That new hybrid thing was gonna eat its mum too wasn't it

A the end of isolation

[astral basin]

Apparently there was another human/alien called the “offspring “?

[somber stream]

Eck

[round mica]

It's really tall

[ashen prairie]

the white thing ?

[round mica]

Yah pre sure

We see it ar the end of isolation

Briefly

That thing was the scariest xeno I had ever seen

Looked to human

[ashen prairie]

OH RIGHT

I SEE

[somber stream]

Death.

[ashen prairie]

I mixed the offspring and the newborn

Both are greatly terrifying

[astral basin]

Aliens fireteam elite was a semi dope game

[halcyon glen]

E

[ashen prairie]

I remember a PC game where you could run as the alien on the roof to kill npc or players

Sadly don't remember the name

[round mica]

That's on gamepass should I get it?

I'm not sure if people still play

[stable fox]

I played it , it still has playerbase

If we talk about that game with 3 player co-op

[astral basin]

Thats the one

[stable fox]

Yeah it's fine game

Just make your snot counts when dealing with xenos

[astral basin]

3 players, the customization is cool but the grind is. Egh.

[round mica]

Ah neat I'll give it a try

I loved the old avp games

[astral basin]

Trying to level up a class or even just the accohnt for new guns is a lil slow

[round mica]

Never got to play then but watched people on YouTube play

[ashen prairie]

Will you watch the new predator serie then ?

It looks nice

[round mica]

New predator??!

[ashen prairie]

On prime ?

With Elle fanning?

[round mica]

I saw the cartoon which was amazing if that's the one you mean?

[ashen prairie]

Predator Badlands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43R9l7EkJwE

(the trailer)

[astral basin]

Ye its a wave defense game in a chapter setting
3 chapters per story set, escalating difficulty

[ashen prairie]

OH ITS A MOVIE

[round mica]

!!!

This looks good

[ashen prairie]

November 7

[ashen prairie]

see ?!!

It looks incredible !

[round mica]

I wonder if we will get to see the yajutas planet in this one 🤔

[blissful kiln]

they somehow managed to raceswap a predator

[ashen prairie]

Or yajutas females

[round mica]

Oooo

[blissful kiln]

it's impressive actually

[round mica]

We might be seeing aliens in this one

[stable fox]

[astral basin]

I thoughr it was supposed to be a Netflix series

[ashen prairie]

it's a movie, i thought it was a serie on prime

[round mica]

I love the whole yajuta culture

[halcyon glen]

Sue grey

[round mica]

Prey way good

Love me some decent chase films

[astral basin]

The Avatar issue
Apparently they arent even trying with the third movie coming up, jakes gonna look more like a dude than ever

[somber stream]

Oh yeah that looks promising

[round mica]

Apocalypto was also great

[blissful kiln]

i only watched the first one

how do the sequels even make so much money

[astral basin]

Way of water was. Not memorable

In the slightest

[round mica]

Was weta involved in the sequels

I feel like they were not

[blissful kiln]

also I was rooting for humans in the first avatar

[astral basin]

Weta?

[round mica]

Weta workshop

Brought us lord of the rings

Probably nzs most valued treasure

[somber stream]

Same lmao

[round mica]

Yeah fuck them navii

[astral basin]

Apparently they did do #2

[round mica]

Ah man I wasn't aware

[somber stream]

Third avatar is coming, i will watch it

But not on Cinema

[round mica]

I still gotta watxh 2

Smh

[somber stream]

Or maybe i will

[round mica]

I'm lazy

[somber stream]

2 wasn't that bad in cinema

[blissful kiln]

I don't think I've watched any modern movies in the past 5 years

[somber stream]

Puss in boots

WATCH IT

[round mica]

Modern movies kinda suck

[blissful kiln]

oh yeah I did watch that one

it was good

[round mica]

They tell a situation instead of a story , oh puss n boots

I saw that at the movies lolol

[blissful kiln]

but it's an animated movie, I meant live-action stuff specifically

[somber stream]

Honrado
Victorioso
Humilde
Poderoso

[round mica]

western is the superior genre for story's

Imo

[astral basin]

Ew

[round mica]

Especially tge old Sergio ones

Wdym ew

[astral basin]

Effen

Westerns

Gross

[somber stream]

Whuh

[round mica]

Fistful of dollars trilogy was the best

No country for old men...

So many amazing pictures

[astral basin]

Westerns were best as tv shows. Movies were 87% slop that were put on for noise

[round mica]

Have you seen no country?

That films literally like 10/10

And yes it's a western

[halcyon glen]

Imagine all the people

[astral basin]

Most westerns ive seen even in passing spent the majority of the movie doing pan shots of scenery

[round mica]

It tells a whole story

It's not just oh something happens and then it's over

It's the start the middle the end and then after the end

[coarse tree]

It's fucking Cormac McCarthy. If it's done right it's going to be good regardless of the genre.

[astral basin]

Then theres the actors that drew out their lines to pretend that they are adding weight to their words

[round mica]

Have you seen the fistful of dollars trilogy?

Made in Italy but you should give em a go if you can be bothered

[ashen prairie]

Westerns

[round mica]

Clint Eastwood

[astral basin]

Idk what movies ive seen.
My old man was the one that liked westerns. But he was picky about them too

[ashen prairie]

nuh uh westerns spaghettis aren't real ones

[halcyon glen]

I’m just a jealous guy

Imagine all the people

[ashen prairie]

but tombstone i mean

[round mica]

Western spaghettis are so good 😭

The suspense

[ashen prairie]

I like the music

[halcyon glen]

Pommes fondant

[round mica]

Dadadada dun dun duuuun

[ashen prairie]

Corleone ?

[round mica]

[ashen prairie]

What's the name of the great musician

[round mica]

I'm not too sure tbh

[ashen prairie]

MORRICONE

[round mica]

Did he do all the music for em?

[ashen prairie]

A bunch of

[round mica]

He's very good

[ashen prairie]

Okay i watched a western spaghetti

the good the bad and the ugly

[round mica]

That's the first movie in a trilogy

The second and third get even better

[halcyon glen]

Ax

[ashen prairie]

oh

[round mica]

It's the fistful of dollars trilogy

[ashen prairie]

Do i need to watch the other two?

[halcyon glen]

Careful with that axe, Eugene

[round mica]

Nah

There loosely connected

It's over 20 years or something during the start of some civil war that's the first one anyhow

[ashen prairie]

I did a lot of red dead redemption 2 roleplay and I used a lot of doc holliday persona to create my characters

[round mica]

Did you know the Calloway story is directly from unforgiven ?

In unforgiven he's English bill

[ashen prairie]

oh

I've watched uh

Horizon

1

at the theaters

it was incredible

[round mica]

I haven't seen this

I shall watch sometime

[ashen prairie]

By Kevin Costner

it's multiple stories in one

i liked it

[round mica]

Yeah it looks fairly good

[ashen prairie]

The second one is delayed

sadly

[round mica]

There gonna be a sequel?

Neat

[ashen prairie]

There's supposedly 4 movies

Only one is out

i think it's because Kevin Costner has justice problems

because of one scene

with a stunt double

[somber stream]

Oh the gun?

[ashen prairie]

MY FAVOURITE

[round mica]

Tombstone??

Right?

[ashen prairie]

yes

[round mica]

Hell yeeee

[ashen prairie]

I like the whole vibe of the movie

[fading otter]

Nah an extra accused him of pushing a r*pe scene or something

[ashen prairie]

exactly

[round mica]

Jesus

[somber stream]

Welp

[coarse tree]

I just went and made that sticker cause of this conversation.

[ashen prairie]

There's still an investigation

[ashen prairie]

[somber stream]

Could you do one for Joe?

[round mica]

I do still watxh the movie 😭

Aaaa

[ashen prairie]

people said it wasn't true

people said it was

So i prefer to believe the victim

[vestal mantle]

Guys, I convinced one of my friends to play darktide

[ashen prairie]

good

[vestal mantle]

Do I bring ogryn

[ashen prairie]

now make him join here

let him join the madness....

[coarse tree]

I made it in another discord server that I have mix privileges in.

[somber stream]

Yeah nw, Joe would be too powerful anyway

[vestal mantle]

We'd have to see on that...last time I recommended her a game she got motion sick but thats also possibly because warframe

[round mica]

That much power is dangerous

[somber stream]

I'm not about to be put on the stake for getting stickers banned too

[vestal mantle]

So I'm torn between bringing my ogryn, zealot, or veteran

But I think I should bring ogryn

[somber stream]

Ogryn can carry

[round mica]

Bring oggy

Can't go wrong w big man

[vestal mantle]

I told her I have a pet rock called pikachu

She asked what it does and I replied pikachu uses tackle by me throwing it

[round mica]

even rocks cab be heretics this cracked me tf up

That's one of Arby's lines

[vestal mantle]

I didnt want to bring an arby

Wanted to show her the silliness of the base game first

[blissful kiln]

would be nice to have one friend to play dt with

it's impossible to get people into this game

[somber stream]

You'll have plenty of friend once the new update dropped

Or at least once they fix the game

[blissful kiln]

the fundamentals won't change, and my friends just don't like the game as it is

[mental coral]

im looing for someoen who can solo havoc 40s (for a video) dm me

[vestal mantle]

I hype up the more silly parts of the game

Like the friend I got into asked if it was 40k and I said yep but we're rejects so we dont count

[blissful kiln]

I have one person who refuses to play DT because you play as nameless shmucks

and another refuses because 40k is too silly of a setting

[ashen prairie]

ogryn are nice

[vestal mantle]

Exactly... We have pet rock

[ashen prairie]

that you can throw

[vestal mantle]

And the arbis all tell me if they die I can have their dog

[ashen prairie]

for the lex dogs

which WE CAN'T PET

I want.. No i NEED to pet the lex dogs

[coarse tree]

But you can.

[ashen prairie]

can we ?

[coarse tree]

In the ms

[ashen prairie]

oh my god i

[coarse tree]

You can pet your dog

[ashen prairie]

i was lied to

[vestal mantle]

If you are ogryn, 9/10 times your weapons alt fire is a pet

[ashen prairie]

yeah but if i'm not an arbitrator i can't

[vestal mantle]

Sometimes I pet the heretics

[coarse tree]

So be arbebies

[ashen prairie]

pet me

[ashen prairie]

i have no money to buy it yet

[vestal mantle]

Well... Off to finish lunch prep

[vestal mantle]

But its chicken with apple habanero bbq sauce

🙁

[halcyon glen]

Hi

[ripe tangle]

crêpes profiteroles éclairs madeleines financiers Tarte Tatins savarins mille-feuilles blancmanges Soufflés croquembouches canelés floretins kouign amanns Peach Melbas macarons

je convaincrai le chat que je peux parler français alors que je ne le peux pas en énumérant les desserts

[ashen prairie]

FRENCH

[ripe tangle]

hehehehe

oh uhhh I mean

[ashen prairie]

canelés là

[ripe tangle]

hon hon hon hon

[ashen prairie]

j'ai faim maintenant

zebi

[coarse tree]

this is getting out of hand now there are two of them

[ashen prairie]

ça y est je suis lancé

a moi la bouffe

[ripe tangle]

are canelés good?

I’ve never had them

[ashen prairie]

yes, very distinctive taste

I do like but not when they have rhum or kirsch in it

[ripe tangle]

it’s supposed to have rum though isn’t it?

[ashen prairie]

Yes but some taste too much like it

you have the impression to eat solid rum instead of a pastry

[stable fox]

Urrrrrh
[Throws krak candy]

[ripe tangle]

I see

a hint of rum is better than a shot of pure alcohol in pastry form

[stable fox]

[ashen prairie]

I'm a pastry chef

and honestly I'm judging a lot pastries

[ripe tangle]

so you know every single thing I listed?

[stable fox]

"The word Rum and Death are the same thing to you!"

[ashen prairie]

like madeleines with orange in it

[ashen prairie]

yes

[ashen prairie]

Thought i do not know how to make a kouign amann

[stuck wasp]

Love madeleine, need to make some again

[ashen prairie]

It's typical bretonny

it's butter and flour

with butter

[stable fox]

For throne sake one candy is not enough?!

[ashen prairie]

and butter

[ripe tangle]

too much butter?

not for Breton I suppose lol

[ashen prairie]

Kouign amann is a lot of butter for a northern person like me

[stable fox]

Why add a lot butter

[ashen prairie]

in pas de calais we do have something called 'sugar tart'

[ashen prairie]

they're specials

[ripe tangle]

I think it’s funny how you can divide france based on how much butter is consumed XD

[stable fox]

Somebody give Elios a food or they will make everything chaos

[ripe tangle]

bruh please, this is hurting my eyes

[ashen prairie]

southern people cooks with olive oil / oil

[stable fox]

For the first time in my life i see priest use bruh

[ashen prairie]

Northen people cooks with butter

[ripe tangle]

not even in a joking way, seeing it is making my eyes go nuts

[stable fox]

[stuck wasp]

Historical, sugar was expensive, flour was taxed, while butter was made at home

[stable fox]

Well

It's a milk

[ashen prairie]

it's milk yes

[stable fox]

Cows were common

[ashen prairie]

Most of chtimis (the population name were i live) do still buy butter in farms

Less expensive and way more tasty

[stuck wasp]

Is that Nord Pas de Calais ?

[ashen prairie]

Yep

Chtimi is the name of the population and the slang

which is a very rural, very farmer old type of french

[stuck wasp]

I just remember the movie(s), didn't really like them

[ashen prairie]

very cliché

But real tho

[ripe tangle]

it’s funny, before the industrial revolution, chicken and beef were considered sorta luxury because dairy and eggs were easier to acquire and can be produced by the animal for longer periods of time, at that time things like lobster were considered peasant food, now cow and chicken is cheap and lobster is considered more “luxury” or at least faux-lux

[ashen prairie]

My boss at the bakery sometimes comes at my place to drink beer

[ashen prairie]

Wait to see how much mussles we can eat in a weekend

mussels ?

Musles ?

[ripe tangle]

mussels are seafood

[ashen prairie]

yeah

4 tons

[ripe tangle]

they’re good c:

[ashen prairie]

in a weekend

[ripe tangle]

what?

how is that possible

[ashen prairie]

it's called braderie de Lille

a lot of people go in Lille and buys things, drink and eat

[untold skiff]

Never understood the craze for lobster just overpriced crab meat imo.

[ashen prairie]

we even got france and europe french fries championship

oil french fries are a big no, but those who are cooked in beef fat

[ripe tangle]

I’m convinced people like it because it has a fake “luxury” to it and they just like the taste of butter sauce.

[ashen prairie]

or duck fat

i'm hungry.

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[ripe tangle]

cooking fries in beef tallow is always the best

literally gives it the best flavor

[ashen prairie]

And makes them stay warm longer

I grew up in the south of france and there it's only oil

my entire diet changed when i moved to the north

[ripe tangle]

only part of France I’ve been to is South

[ashen prairie]

North is less expensive

very nice people

good scenery

[stable fox]

I have tried shrimp

[ashen prairie]

but very rural

[stable fox]

Maybe crab sticks

I don't remember lobster

[ashen prairie]

Try whelk

[ripe tangle]

les gares étaient sales, les trains eux-mêmes étaient extrêmement propres, c'est bizarre la dichotomie

[stable fox]

Whelk?

[ashen prairie]

Yes, we are dirty

I ain't lying about it

[ashen prairie]

very tasty

[ripe tangle]

the Train Station was dirty, the Train was clean.

[ashen prairie]

you boil it

[ripe tangle]

idk what else to say

[stable fox]

Basically sea snails

[ripe tangle]

that’s an impression I guess lol

[ashen prairie]

When i lived in paris, i saw people literally reproduce in the train station bench

i was cringed

[ripe tangle]

gross

[stable fox]

[ashen prairie]

yeah

[stable fox]

Intercourse in public?

[ashen prairie]

Yup

[stable fox]

Slaanesh kark basically

[ashen prairie]

No kinkshaming but at least do it where you can't be seen

not ON A PUBLIC BENCH AT 2 PM

[stable fox]

It's cold outside

[ripe tangle]

no kinkshaming - coming from a person who has femboy as a discord tag

[stable fox]

I'd rather do it at home under the blanket

[ashen prairie]

[stable fox]

But i have no desire for intercourse anyway

[ashen prairie]

wise decision my friend

[ashen prairie]

nuh uh

[stable fox]

So you telling me femboys kinkshame everyone

/jk

[ashen prairie]

I know some who does, sadly

[ripe tangle]

yes, obviously it’s what I’m saying…

[stable fox]

Double standards i may assume

[somber stream]

This is a Insurmountable lost for humanity as a whole

[ashen prairie]

I'm nobody to judge and i'm not god so who am i to judge if someone like something

[lilac crag]

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[stable fox]

God Emperor is the judge

[ripe tangle]

for what it’s worth, the dirty train stations but clean trains is something I experienced in Germany too

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

but less extreme lol

[ashen prairie]

worse in italy

[halcyon glen]

I am the voyeur of utter destruction (as beauty)

[ripe tangle]

I believe it

[ashen prairie]

But the british train stations are surprisingly clean

[stable fox]

BRI'ISH!?

Oh well they have tendency to look better

[ashen prairie]

bo''le of wa'er

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

oi mate

[halcyon glen]

The only thing that's incredibly lame on Bardin is the troll hammer

[ashen prairie]

When i went to scotland i had a hard time understanding

[halcyon glen]

Looking through windows for demons

[ripe tangle]

have you ever seen what Scotland has done to pizza?

[stable fox]

-# ahem
[Inhales]

SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAA-

[ashen prairie]

went to Skye island to see my grand ma and they all spoke that weird slang

"ye ken ?"

i was like "uh ...."

[halcyon glen]

The voyeur of utter destruction (as beauty)

[ripe tangle]

scottish pizza, they freeze it, cover it in fry batter, then deep fry it.

[ashen prairie]

EW

[stable fox]

I kinda like this Scottish accent, like from demoman from TF2

[ripe tangle]

look it up if you want

[ashen prairie]

depends which accent

highlanders accents are

[stable fox]

I also have this spot for french accent when ladies spoke

[ripe tangle]

what kind of Scottish accent is Groundskeeper Willie?

[ashen prairie]

you should have heard mine yesterday in VC

[stable fox]

[ashen prairie]

lemme look

[stable fox]

Sounds sus

[ripe tangle]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs&pp=ygUUZ3JvdW5kc2tlZXBlciB3aWxsaWU%3D

[ashen prairie]

It's a heavy american scottishing accent

[ripe tangle]

XD

[ashen prairie]

it's thick

It's make me think of the scot character in monty python

[halcyon glen]

Berserkers are hot

[ashen prairie]

But canonically willie is from kirkwall

[halcyon glen]

What is the optimal pre mix

[ashen prairie]

Far northern scotland

[stable fox]

"TIS BUT A SCRATCH!"

"A SCRATCH!?"

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/david-bowie-black-tie-white-noise-jazz-funny-meme-gif-8393585792361723829

@amelia

[stable fox]

[halcyon glen]

What have you all done to Amelia (standard oil)

[stable fox]

-# huh

[halcyon glen]

Fuck it if I can’t have him

[ashen prairie]

don't search

[halcyon glen]

@standardoil

[ashen prairie]

They're in their own world

[halcyon glen]

Shut up hoe

https://tenor.com/view/santa-joana-darc-guerreira-templaria-gif-22035421

My reputation’s never been worse so

[ripe tangle]

what is Pissaladière?

[ashen prairie]

salad

OR

Pizza

depend in which state

[ripe tangle]

how can something be one or the other?

[ashen prairie]

Supermarkets calls a type of salad pissaladière

but it's technically a pizza with anchovies

[halcyon glen]

You’d die for diamonds but you won’t live for love

[ashen prairie]

It's around Nice

[nocturne flicker]

glasgow mfs will deep fry anything

[halcyon glen]

Janine my love

[nocturne flicker]

they'll fry the beak, the feathers. hell they'll fry dinosaurs

[ripe tangle]

I’ve seen the Munchy Boxes

I’m aware of the fact they love to deep fry

[halcyon glen]

Rainbows

[ashen prairie]

americans as well

they deep fry steaks

STEAKS

[halcyon glen]

Deep fried in kelvin

[blazing hawk]

Can you believe it guys

Haru urara

Dead.

The horse is dead.

[ashen prairie]

Oh

[nocturne flicker]

my boyfriend's an american and i believe this completely

[blazing hawk]

It died.

[ashen prairie]

My condoleances

[blazing hawk]

How am I supposed to be an underdog now

[ashen prairie]

i went to usa and they even deepfried ICE

[blazing hawk]

They deep fry government agents???

[halcyon glen]

Looking looking

[ashen prairie]

new idea against french government

[nocturne flicker]

imagine being the mf who books a vacation in glasgow bro

[ripe tangle]

actually frying Steaks is something the Germans started and brought to basically every country in the Americas, Milanesa is popular in basically every LATAM country and Country Fried Steak is a common dish especially in the American South and Midwest

[halcyon glen]

Lunchtide time

[ripe tangle]

but it all has origins in German Schnitzel

as a sorta copy of it

[nocturne flicker]

... that's domestic terrorism

[ashen prairie]

i've only ate this in a american restaurant

it's...

[halcyon glen]

Sue I pushed you down beneath the weeds

[ashen prairie]

Not good

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/queer-dog-diva-divas-princess-gif-18675899

I am divine

I’m so divine

I am a laser

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. fried crumbed steaks and chicken cutlets are common over here in australia. especially with ugly mullet tradies

[halcyon glen]

Are you guys excited for the life of a showgirl?

And baby, that’s show business for you ❤️

[nocturne flicker]

although they tend to gravitate towards the chicken parmesan kind.

[ripe tangle]

I still need to visit Australia one of these days

[halcyon glen]

A new era begins.

[nocturne flicker]

ARE YOU MAD?!

[ripe tangle]

perhaps

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-swift-the-life-of-a-showgirl-ts12-tloas-tloasg-gif-1316278590020852406

[ripe tangle]

I hear the beaches are nice

and I’m sure there are plenty of fun or cool things to do

[nocturne flicker]

i don't like sand 😈

[halcyon glen]

We will fight them on the beaches

[ripe tangle]

since when are you Churchill?

[nocturne flicker]

problem is they're all 40-hour drives apart hahaha

[ripe tangle]

UGH

[halcyon glen]

My name is Mr Touchshriek

[ripe tangle]

why you gotta tell me that KD?

[nocturne flicker]

yeah, that's the aussie monkey paw