A real shame Flamethrowers are turbo illegal in Europe
#general-chat
somber stream
lethal socket
Arthropods,my beloved <3
somber stream
Or a bucket of gasoline
round mica
Preferably
gilded socket
Nope…
elder merlin
Hell, even small medium sized ones
lethal socket
you can safely relocate wasps, I have done it before
round mica
There nice from afar or if there jumping spiders
lethal socket
its like, part of my job to work with arthropods constantly 😭
elder merlin
you can safely relocate wasps, I have done it before
YOU can safely relocate wasps, i aint doin shit
round mica
Otherwise yeah I'm not getting to close to em
somber stream
round mica
What funny is it actually works tho lmao
somber stream
But we do relocate them, from this realm that is
round mica
Beetles are cool
lethal socket
I wanna get a pet jumping spider eventually
round mica
I like Weevils
lethal socket
Certain species of Jumping spiders can recognize faces :)
and they are actuall rather social and friendly
round mica
I have a wild one around the house I see every now n then
Jumping spiders are awesome
lethal socket
Well, social with their owners, kinda
not social with one another
don't let them be with one another
round mica
Yeah he kinda just wanders around
limpid geyser
somber stream
New tide playa
round mica
I say he but most likely its she
somber stream
Does it matter?
round mica
Nah but I heard somewhere we usually see female arachnids
somber stream
Oh she lay egg?
round mica
I'm hoping
somber stream
I keep a few house spider around the apartment, helpful little fella
round mica
They really are
round mica
Daddy Long legs especially are ones that keep anything dangerous out
They hunt other spiders
Thar can actually have like nasty bites
They kill and eat white tails
lethal socket
Dady long legs aren't spiders
nocturne bloom
Nah but I heard somewhere we usually see female arachnids
gilded socket
Fug
round mica
Nah they have 2 segments
lethal socket
I mean like, does the back segment look kinda longg
round mica
Pholcidae I'm sure
elder merlin
gilded socket
Woof
halcyon glen
Sue
mental jasper
@ocean widget i emailed the dorm manager
halcyon glen
FOLLY! Sue
agile raven
Praise the Emperor, uninstalling and reinstalling the game fixed whatever was fucking lagging my game!
Now I just
Need to
Reinstall every mod because something is fucked up on that end.
agile raven
elder merlin
elder merlin
agile raven
No.
elder merlin
just saying,fatshark should add a tau class
Only if i get a beastman class
lethal socket
I agree to these terms
rocky moat
i saw the biggest spider i had ever seen in person a few days ago
lethal socket
I agree
agile raven
rocky moat
And enable friendly fire against xenos
just give them collision with one another so i dont have to fight the 5 rager bulwark megazord
lethal socket
look, if everyone just accepted the greater good
we could kill the orks, nids and chaos
and live happily ever after <3
rocky moat
yup
thick coyote
stable fox
elder merlin
we could kill the orks, nids and chaos
Can you even kill chaos? The 4 gods themselves?
Or 5, if Malice or whatever his name is canon
lethal solstice
Malice is such dead lore
elder merlin
Oh is he?
lethal solstice
The fifth is the Emperor
lethal socket
Can you even kill chaos? The 4 gods themselves?
yeah probably
aren't the sons of malice stilllike technically canon?
like they were recently in books??
round mica
The actual malice tho
ripe tangle
Greetings and the God Emperor’s Blessings be unto you all.
elder merlin
Greetings and the God Emperor’s Blessings be unto you all.
Did you kill that heretic from earlier?
ripe tangle
Did you kill that heretic from earlier?
I showed him the Emperor’s Judgment in the way most appropriate.
I shot him in the face with a Bolt Pistol.
lethal socket
Hi Lucia :)
round mica
Hmm big es judgment seems a damn hell of a lot similar to his mercy 😭
lethal socket
can't believe a Sister of battle gave me the emps blessing
elder merlin
can't believe a Sister of battle gave me the emps blessing
Sister repentia speedrun?
ripe tangle
Hi Lucia :)
Greetings to you.
lilac crag
hiya Lucy
ripe tangle
Sister repentia speedrun?
I wouldn’t give blessings to a Xenos
lethal socket
I eated the blessing :)
ripe tangle
only absolution for their sins of being Xenos by way of Holy Fire.
round mica
Righteous
lethal socket
I see 4 fingies
ripe tangle
thumbs count as fingers though.
lethal socket
I need to get Tav'shui sticks for myself
ripe tangle
I am a perfectly normal human, I have five fingers on each hand, five toes on each foot, a singular eyeball in my head.
I’m normal.
round mica
If you say fingers heaps of times it sounds ridiculous
elder merlin
I am a perfectly normal human, I have five fingers on each hand, five toes on ea...
A singular eyeball? Sounds like mutie talk to me
round mica
Sounds like you been infected by that new alien of alien earth 💀
ripe tangle
A singular eyeball? Sounds like mutie talk to me
look at me, I have one eye.
round mica
That things fucking terrifying
elder merlin
look at me, I have one eye.
So xenos or mutant?
ripe tangle
I lost my eye in a battle….
round mica
It's a eyeball squid that burrows into someone's eye and you can tell if there infected cause one eye is bulging out w like tentacles
round mica
It's smart tho
ripe tangle
actually, I lost most of my face in that battle…
round mica
Which is terrifying
ripe tangle
taking a lasgun round to the head will do that to you…
ripe tangle
this Isaac person sounds like a Heretic to me.
thick fog
Isaac of binding
lilac crag
ripe tangle
I actually really like sparkling water.
especially when it’s unflavored and kinda feels like the way I imagine TV Static to taste like.
ripe tangle
I unironically love it
round mica
I recently found w Coke you drink while you eat and it makes every mouthful taste like the first bite
Cleanses the palet
round mica
Yeah my grandad used to use old Coke bottles to get rust of shit 💀
thick fog
Yeah my grandad used to use old Coke bottles to get rust of shit 💀
Quite a piece of a technology
somber stream
A beverage to surpass metal gear
round mica
Is that the one w the aspartame
south jetty
Costco please.......
south jetty
Is that the one w the aspartame
don't think so
oh yeah it is
I thought it used something different
round mica
Aspartame is so bad 💀
south jetty
Did they finally prove it
ripe tangle
it’s carcinogenic isn’t it?
south jetty
People just want sweet things and it's sweet without the sugar high +crash, therefore it's better in that aspect
south jetty
it’s carcinogenic isn’t it?
Limited evidence for it, so likely not very, as is most of what we eat
round mica
I'm pretty sure for certain health conditions it can be bad but it's a new substance we have no clue 💀
We wont know till like 50 years right?
south jetty
new
used since the 80s
south jetty
We wont know till like 50 years right?
Well considering just how many people have come and gone since the 80s we'd have stronger evidence by now
south jetty
vapes are within the last decade so that's definitely too new to know yet, in contrast to something we've dealt with for 40 years and counting
round mica
Yeah but what I'm trying to say is we are constantly wrong about stuff
Then 20 years later we realise
south jetty
Doesn't help that regulations around any vape/nicotine stuff are always gonna be pretty lax
untold skiff
vapes are within the last decade so that's definitely too new to know yet, in co...
I'd say lead and teflon is a better comparison
untold skiff
I know more modern pfas is more safe but still.
somber stream
People used to smoke asbestos for decades before realizing just how deadly the thing is
south jetty
Vapes I am willing to be suspicious of because it's based in the industry built on addiction and literal carcinogenic consumption (yummy cigarettes)
Aspartame? We've had 40 something years to figure that one out. Think that's enough time to prove something might be off but so far we haven't really encountered much of anything besides that we just really like when food is sweet and aspartame is super sweet
south jetty
It's probably just the fact it tastes sweet and brain loves tasty treat
somber stream
Or just, stick with the classics
south jetty
People are notoriously crazy for sugar, so it's just that concept but for aspartame and it's potentially worse with aspartame because it's even sweeter than sugar technically
somber stream
You're getting sugar either way, if it's a treat. Might as well
round mica
Get cancer like a real man 
south jetty
You're getting sugar either way, if it's a treat. Might as well
Not really
Diet sodas like Diet Coke or Coke Zero rely entirely on sweeteners. No sugar
round mica
Aspartame once you drink it a few times it changes its hard to explain . It like gets better
The forst times your like tf is this
south jetty
I like them because sweet, caffeinated, fizzy, and doesn't fuck with blood sugar. I also like sucralose though and prefer that over aspartame but for whatever reason it's not as commonly used
astral basin
Aaaaa
astral basin
Been trying to but. That dopamine hit from the sweetness
somber stream
Up to preference at that point
astral basin
F me nades arent blowing up squid ships. Gotta find another way
somber stream
I've been having the classic for years. Tried many other flavour of course, still prefer the OG
somber stream
F me nades arent blowing up squid ships. Gotta find another way
What?
odd minnow
Vapes I am willing to be suspicious of because it's based in the industry built ...
fun fact, aspartame is the most studied food item in the world
somber stream
Pop the shield with thine AR, throw the nade in the door
south jetty
I don't like regular soda anymore. The sugar makes the drink taste like straight up liquid sugar syrup now
astral basin
Pop the shield with thine AR, throw the nade in the door
Yep yep
Nothin
gilded socket
Paynis
round mica
Wow and we don't know if it's even good or bad yet
agile raven
I can enjoy both zero sugar and regular these days.
south jetty
fun fact, aspartame is the most studied food item in the world
remember the MSG panic or is that just me
round mica
Another Human L
agile raven
Diet is still irredeemable ass.
astral basin
Well, do it again until it does
Ran outta nades.
Had to drop the eats on it
odd minnow
Wow and we don't know if it's even good or bad yet <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906...
we do know. it's not bad
south jetty
I avoid sugary drinks for the most part. It's been helpful
odd minnow
it's not good either
untold skiff
I've never had high fructose corn syrup as a European how does it taste in food?
south jetty
I need to start making iced green tea for myself
agile raven
Idk I tend to try to eat things without it.
odd minnow
the worst thing aspartame does is it doesn't fill you at all so you'll drink more of it
and it gives you the shits
paper gust
I need to start making iced green tea for myself
I just buy it in 2 liter jugs. Equivalent price is less than a dollar lol
odd minnow
there is no link between aspartame and cancer, if that has to be said
agile raven
Aspartame and Acesulfame Potassium have had extensive studies, one for decades longer than the other, and yet the sources with the least suspicious backers seem to say that Ace-K is also perfectly fine.
Keep yapping, I will enjoy this can of Dr. Pepper Zero I really wish I had right now.
odd minnow
wait this is general chat what am i doing here
south jetty
I just buy it in 2 liter jugs. Equivalent price is less than a dollar lol
I think I paid like 8.99 for a box of 100 so that's like, many many liters
I can make it as I see fit too
lilac crag
Morning folks 🌄
hi invader
somber stream
But, why
round mica
Supplements are strange
somber stream
Plan on chewing meds for meal?
round mica
I swear half of them are doing nothing
round mica
hi invader
Check up day today,i hate doctors appointments
lilac crag
Plan on chewing meds for meal?
optimize the fun out of your life
round mica
Then the other half like completely change everything
somber stream
optimize the fun out of your life
Interesting pov!
agile raven
Supplements for hard-to-get vitamins and minerals may be beneficial, but it may very well just be better to diversify your food intake.
lilac crag
why indulge yourself in " tasty meals " and " healthy hours " when you can swallow 3 supplements and be done with your food
agile raven
Shoutout to low carb tortillas for having so much damn fiber in each individual tortilla btw.
astral basin
I have food issues.
Its like. Anorexia, but instead of body imagine its about. Do i deserve to eat, or am i wasting food
round mica
I struggle to eat too
odd minnow
this is a general reminder that you get more than enough vitamins by eating a healthy and varied amount of food in your day and supplements are useless unless you have a medical diagnosis
agile raven
This brand I can't recall has like 17 grams per tortilla and they taste pretty good.
round mica
why indulge yourself in " tasty meals " and " healthy hours " when you can swall...
I love food man,fck supplements
somber stream
I want to try having one of those fantasy sci-fi meal
Aka a tray full of astronaut food tube
lilac crag
I love food man,fck supplements
truth
round mica
Proteine and creatine and other ones for performance work
agile raven
Remember.
Fiber isn't just about shitting, it's about shitting well and having a healthy gut.
round mica
This is well known
astral basin
Not to mention im broke af and when i miss my near monthly freezer restock im kinda just. SoL on eating bc im not motivated to go buy it
round mica
this is a general reminder that you get more than enough vitamins by eating a he...
Does diabetes count?
somber stream
Darktide #general-health
odd minnow
Does diabetes count? <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
that's god's way of punishing you for being weird
gilded socket
Sadge o clock
odd minnow
it's scientifically proven trust
round mica
Isn't it because there's a organ not doing what it's supposed to be doin
round mica
that's god's way of punishing you for being weird
I think he overdid it
odd minnow
diabeetus
round mica
Iv never understood diabetes, it runs in my family too smh
Yes 4.5 y now @somber stream
agile raven
Isn't it because there's a organ not doing what it's supposed to be doin
This can explain many conditions.
round mica
My one comes from too much stress 😞
odd minnow
did you get your foot amputated
round mica
Stress is a killer
round mica
did you get your foot amputated
No,they both work fine
round mica
i want a peg leg
You could be a pirate 🦜 yarr
round mica
I'm part t-800
odd minnow
Titanium plate in my skull <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
+5 defence
round mica
Titanium plate in my skull <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
Funny enough,i never did go through any surgery even thou my body is a wreck
round mica
somber stream
Yeah nah
paper gust
i crave the purity of steel
Doctor, plug another dreadnought rated artillery cannon directly into my brainstem
wide anchor
THE NAILS, DOCTOR, THEY DIG
odd minnow
doctor turn off my cringe inhibitors
round mica
I mean the mri machine would have been a experience <:staregryn:1022085083844325...
I will be going thru mri machine today
The giant tube using magnets to spin
paper gust
doctor turn off my cringe inhibitors
But Raiden, you'll lose subscribers
round mica
round mica
I will be going thru mri machine today <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
I hope all is well frein 🙏
agile raven
I keep deep frying things not because I want to eat deep fried things, but because I'm waiting for a splash of oil to blind me in one eye so I have a medical reason to wear an eyepatch at all times.
odd minnow
i burnt my thick juicy thighs with oil once
agile raven
It's not fun to get an oil burn, I've had many.
odd minnow
i was too high to care granted
round mica
I keep deep frying things not because I want to eat deep fried things, but becau...
🦜 yaar matey,u could be a butt pirate 🦜
somber stream
Funni bubble on skin for weeks aye
agile raven
🦜 yaar matey,u could be a butt pirate 🦜<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
I'd rather not be whatever a butt pirate is.
round mica
I'd rather not be whatever a butt pirate is.
It means u like any ass,gender don't matter
agile raven
No thanks.
odd minnow
sail the seven genrders
somber stream
No it's just not very memorable
round mica
I dont think it means that dawg 💀
I have no idea 💡
lilac crag
sail the seven genrders
raise the flag(s)
round mica
🦜
round mica
raise the flag(s)
Take Polly with you 🦜
lilac crag
thanks boss
elfin river
Can you change your character's voice in the personality change thingy?
somber stream
Yes
round mica
Where?
Some birds especially can't differentiate between a banana and another bird or a foot
somber stream
Birds do the funniest shit
I want a crow, but i heard they yap a lot
round mica
I want a crow, but i heard they yap a lot
Crowes are actually really cool
somber stream
They live up to 30 years, and is very smart
round mica
I prefer parrots
So birb will see bannana and think omg this is the prettiest thing iv ever seen and try to court it
somber stream
Who? <:alinaeyes:1231746773228458064>
The guy in front of the armour docket store place
Verdamnt wait
somber stream
<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
vocal pewter
there's no flavour without sport
somber stream
Ah shiet, now i have Darktide in my HD2
wide anchor
I can't bring myself to play HD2, tbh
nocturne bloom
it didnt like me spamming expendable napalm
wide anchor
not cus it's bad, but it's just the same thing over and over again
round mica
Not for everyone i suppose which is fine I guess, ah I'm new so I'm loving it
somber stream
Hey, same. Just hop back in to enjoy new content whenever it drop, or play with friends
It's not the grind type
round mica
Monster
somber stream
Nice
round mica
Evil
somber stream
Don't do that on Osha D10 though
round mica
Nah iv done a couple d10s
somber stream
Even Vet get chewed up in there
round mica
W ppl who knew what they were doin
I managed to get the gone in 360 second achievement from being carried
Or that hard one
somber stream
lol nice
round mica
I forget
somber stream
Wanna do a pistol only run?
wide anchor
I heard Osha is bad
round mica
I'm jumping on very soon actually
wide anchor
Nope, last time I fought was when illuminate invaded super earth
rocky moat
oshaune makes me cry
somber stream
Well shit, try now
shy sandal
Good day
round mica
Tunnel bugs too 💀
You are guaranteed a hit unless running explosive
💀
Oh also caves that stop us using stratagems
shy sandal
I'm surprised general became a helldivers 2 discussion chat more than Darktide or Warhammer related discussions nowadays
round mica
Giant worm can tank 15 hellbomvs or something ridiculous like this 💀
shy sandal
I guess we are truly content deprived
fierce cave
Giant worm can tank 15 hellbomvs or something ridiculous like this 💀
Yes it's 10
shy sandal
There is always hope tho
I'm praying for #zealot-class out of all chats here
They truly are content deprived
round mica
Oh man those poor sods
somber stream
Where's the fun in that
fierce cave
Where's the fun in that
round mica
Is there a achievement for pistol only?
fierce cave
Is there a achievement for pistol only?
Yes
somber stream
Yes
round mica
Ooo
fierce cave
No support no primary shots
round mica
Stratagems?
fierce cave
Stratagems?
They work
somber stream
Stratagem is allowed
round mica
Ok ok got ya
fierce cave
I ran laser 500kg precision and gatling
gilded socket
Im going
round mica
Throwables?
round mica
Okie that's not to bad , I bet it's still gonna be hard as heck lol
fierce cave
Okie that's not to bad , I bet it's still gonna be hard as heck lol
I did it easily
Just run
somber stream
Nah, many way to get it done
fierce cave
Really fast
round mica
Oh allrighty
somber stream
Easiest is illu blitz, with a mech
fierce cave
Easiest is illu blitz, with a mech
You used a mech
somber stream
But you're playing for fun, so might as well
somber stream
Nah, i got mine on Creek
somber stream
Solo Bot D9
nocturne bloom
fierce cave
Heavy armor and a lot of stims
round mica
I need the warp pack I think for the caves 🤔
fierce cave
I need the warp pack I think for the caves 🤔
Yes and no
round mica
Easy way to get in and out the nests
round mica
Tru
nocturne bloom
I need the warp pack I think for the caves 🤔
Hover pack
somber stream
Easy way to get in and out the nests
Grenade Launcher + Backpack
nocturne bloom
Hover pack + expend napalm or speargun is goated in caves
round mica
Ah yeah the exp napalm
fierce cave
Coat the caves
nocturne bloom
1 expend napalm can insta get you like 30 kills
round mica
Gimmefuelgimmefiregimmethatwhichidesiree
fierce cave
1 expend napalm can insta get you like 30 kills
And with it's cluster bomb
nocturne bloom
Almost always 1 shots chargers too
fierce cave
Big area denial
round mica
I may be getting dust devils next
fierce cave
If youre lucky it'll 1 tap dragons too
I use solo silo
round mica
Be nice not getting 1 shot by the damn dragons
nocturne bloom
Expend napalm and the speargun are just too good
The area denial on the speargun is nice
fierce cave
Be nice not getting 1 shot by the damn dragons
The armor is good for everything
Arc resistance
Fire resistance
round mica
The armor is good for everything
Yeah
fierce cave
Gas resistant
nocturne bloom
Most is, but the weapons are good everywhere, speargun 1 shots hulks to the face
round mica
Oh that might be gas
astral basin
The armor is good for everything
Man, someone raised the players expectations w this warbond
fierce cave
Man, someone raised the players expectations w this warbond
I ain't bothered about armour passives
I want drip
nocturne bloom
Man, someone raised the players expectations w this warbond
Xbox players had it easy
fierce cave
And drip is real
nocturne bloom
Where u get killzone helm from
Can't anymore
somber stream
Wait for it to return in the future
fierce cave
somber stream
(Half of which are ass)
fierce cave
Someone tricked me into thinking dd was 500 sc
Dd?
fierce cave
Skill issue
round mica
fierce cave
nocturne bloom
Want $10 king
round mica
Smh
fierce cave
Want $10 king
Gimme le money
fierce cave
No?
fierce cave
somber stream
Shotgun was plenty useful
vocal pewter
best shotgun by far
nocturne bloom
Idk bout that
vocal pewter
but also I'mma just use anything else
round mica
Odst armour has a good passive for solo I think?
vocal pewter
she
somber stream
ODST armour passive is piss Doot
round mica
Aw
somber stream
The drip carries the armour
vocal pewter
the armor is only good for solo, yeah
halcyon glen
No, Sue
fierce cave
Odst armour has a good passive for solo I think?
Yes
vocal pewter
but also there's better stealth armors
halcyon glen
Sue was the whore
vocal pewter
99% of the time if you're doing stealth, the reason you got caught isn't because if your footstep sound, it's because they spotted you from far away
so the regular existing stealth armor is better
round mica
I use less recoil and extra nades
halcyon glen
Man she punched me like a dude
round mica
I just do what I got told
fierce cave
99% of the time if you're doing stealth, the reason you got caught isn't because...
I have the opposite problem
vocal pewter
unless you for some reason want to waddle up behind enemies without crouching
fierce cave
I get behind them
vocal pewter
then in that case sure, use odst
somber stream
For larp
nocturne bloom
Payday 2 ah challenge
vocal pewter
people wanna run solo
somber stream
Or when you're the only mf left standing, and there's a tower need blowing up
fierce cave
Or when you're the only mf left standing, and there's a tower need blowing up
Wake up samurai
round mica
Wasnt solo used to be way more relevant when the game was really new
Due to everything being op
somber stream
Yes
fierce cave
Due to everything being op
I'm the duo
somber stream
But even then, it works 50% of the time
fierce cave
vocal pewter
lemme use my new and cool silenced ODST smg for stealth
halcyon glen
None need atone
vocal pewter
your teammate: ^>vvv
nocturne bloom
lemme use my new and cool silenced ODST smg for stealth
Woe, light pen upon ye
round mica
Atleast from what i heard the smg is 1>1 what it was in halo
fierce cave
Woe, light pen upon ye
I'm a light pen enjoyer
round mica
Useless
somber stream
Light pen is kinda good vs bot actually
fierce cave
Atleast from what i heard the smg is 1>1 what it was in halo
It's gud
somber stream
I prefer it on bot than the MA5C
round mica
It sucks in odst
halcyon glen
007575757
nocturne bloom
The reprimand is always good
fierce cave
High firerate
somber stream
Also HK slap 🫦
fierce cave
I like the coyote
round mica
Hey. Did u slander my socom
round mica
Re-education camp . Report to your nearest democracy officer
nocturne bloom
I like the coyote
fierce cave
https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280
I J's know what that gif is gonna be
fierce cave
we can one hand an smg with a drum mag
We?
vocal pewter
the HELLDIVERS
fierce cave
we can one hand an smg with a drum mag
Banished to the shadow realm
round mica
Also odst may have felt weak because the enemies are stronger in that game
round mica
It's supposed to make brutes actually scary again
nocturne bloom
Also odst may have felt weak because the enemies are stronger in that game
Nah, player is weaker
fierce cave
It's supposed to make brutes actually scary again
Seeing a brute with a hammer charge at you
nocturne bloom
You ain't a spartan
paper gust
I like the coyote
Coyote is goated
vocal pewter
player is nerfed in odst... until you realise you can just 1 tap everything with the pistol
vocal pewter
or noob combo if you must
round mica
Basically the Same thing ? , ofc the odst isn't gonna be cheif obviously
fierce cave
Coyote is goated
Mods twist this guys ear
nocturne bloom
At the same time, that shouldn't change how the guns feel though
round mica
That's why I think enemies were stronger aswell as player being weaker
fierce cave
Metal gear that's solid
round mica
It takes longer to kill things
vocal pewter
it does?
paper gust
Mods twist this guys ear
That's so mean
nocturne bloom
I think they just knew it was gonna be a shorter game. So they wanted to make it harder
vocal pewter
no I just hit it with a plasma charge and tap it in the head
fierce cave
U every try gun down a cheiftan w a smg <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
16 times the detail
paper gust
Mods twist his balls into a pretzel
You've hee'd your last haw buddy
fierce cave
You've hee'd your last haw buddy
Minor spotted
round mica
Halo legendary was rough lmao 💀
fierce cave
Wee woo
gilded socket
Sometimes i forget i sleep with Marine Corps KABAR
round mica
Keep your skulls
somber stream
I do a Halo legend rerun every 2 years or so
round mica
You have a kbar?
vocal pewter
halo legendary is mostly about keeping a plasma pistol and precision weapon on your person at all times
round mica
They banned here
vocal pewter
lasso is just about knowing a route
fierce cave
You'd be stuck at a checkpoint for 5 hours
round mica
Oh Jesus
vocal pewter
I usually play halo games on heroic if I'm just looking to have fun
round mica
High charity was an experience
vocal pewter
legendary is just for getting the achievments and being done with it
vocal pewter
being able to just blast a shit load of grunts with the AR and have it actually be effective is nice
somber stream
true
vocal pewter
food nipple
round mica
THE DESTROYER
That's his name lmao
He's a ungoy general
Sorry yapyap*
Serves his own lil rebellion, he found truths crown and some how managed to get people to follow him
Dude served in the covenant was captured by the banished and now has his own faction
fierce cave
Dude served in the covenant was captured by the banished and now has his own fac...
The Spartan that was a banished
He had aura
vocal pewter
something that I desperately want to see is how the original lore of halo would have panned out
gilded socket
I enjoy the halo books deeply
vocal pewter
instead of what we have today
fierce cave
The way the banished deals w captured Spartans 💀
The backshots of banishment
gilded socket
They bring me joy when i have a bad day
fierce cave
They bring me joy when i have a bad day
gilded socket
And because im the only person who appreciates the halo series where i go
round mica
Imagine having your mjonlr armour torn off you by heaps of aliens till you die 💀
vocal pewter
a kind of weird mish mash of sort of cool and sort of lame that doesn't hit the same level of lame-coolness factor that 40k does
gilded socket
I want a M6D magnum
vocal pewter
I want to see how halo would have connected to marathon
round mica
Ah yeah the sangheli get it pretty bad too 💀
vocal pewter
Did you know spartans can go rampant?
fierce cave
Ah yeah the sangheli get it pretty bad too 💀
Now sangheili wife goes hard
vocal pewter
or at least...they could
round mica
Battlefield executions for all
round mica
Emile from reach?
round mica
That guy was pretty badass
The one that got me was George 💀
Dude died for nothing pretty much
vocal pewter
jun never died
fierce cave
The one that got me was George 💀
Built like Saxton hale
vocal pewter
a lot of people forget that because jun barely did anything
round mica
He was the one who escorted Dr hasley
gilded socket
Has anyone read the Cole Protocol?
vocal pewter
barely anything
round mica
Iirc
vocal pewter
barely anything
fierce cave
Has anyone read the Cole Protocol?
gilded socket
Was rhe spartan program
No
vocal pewter
I don't like that halo lore heavily transitioned to books and other media
gilded socket
The spartan program started with project orion
vocal pewter
wdym I can't just play the games
gilded socket
No
round mica
And started testing on them
round mica
Is this from books cause in the games it was and always is Hasley
gilded socket
Halsey was there for few
But she wasnt the one who took them
She would interact with the kids to see if they were compatible
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The original was project orion and jt wad a experimental super soldier serum on adult marines
Sgt johnson was a competitor in those experiments
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The spartan program was conceived by Dr hasley
Wrong
vocal pewter
the spartan program didn't exist and it was originally corpses being fitted with cyborg tech the humans didn't fully understand made by an alien race that was long dead 
halcyon glen
Where the fuck did Monday go)
round mica
Is this bait? 🤔
gilded socket
I implore you people to read the books
vocal pewter
Is this bait? 🤔
no
vocal pewter
I implore you people to read the books
also no
halo as a franchise has lost a lot of cool factor for me because of books, tv shows, etc
gilded socket
Bait used to be believable
vocal pewter
Being unable to simply play the game and understand what's going on despite the series starting as purely a game franchise kinda sucks
gilded socket
Well when I grew up none of this was cannon so
Yes it was, when the first 2 games came out
Those books came out
Fall of reach is older than halo CE
vocal pewter
sure the parallel and somewhat contradiction of what I said applies to 40k as well
vocal pewter
but the simple difference is 40k makes no effort for you to understand a timeline, it exists to immerse you in a galaxy too expansive to fully understand
round mica
Yeah 40k is silly as sometimes lol
gilded socket
When im in a media illiterate competition and my opponents are halo “fans” who only played the games:
vocal pewter
i'mma be real that doesn't really make any sense
round mica
It really doesn't lmao
vocal pewter
round mica
You also realise I was like 10
gilded socket
There are complete guides to the entire halo storyline online with game to book cohesion
vocal pewter
I played through halo infinite and only sort of understand what happened
round mica
Ah that game tricks you into thinking it's good w gameplay loop
I loved the grapple hook tho but yeah
vocal pewter
it just confuses me why most of the big events happened off screen (maybe in some book)
and we're playing in the aftermath
and to make it worse theyr'e doing that thing where they're battlepasses/events that drop more lore that you'll miss if you weren't there fro the event
vocal pewter
I find it weird halo CE and the original reach are canon considering the lore is wildly different from what is now canon
actually nvm that's kinda just how retcons go
gilded socket
Halo was only ever supposed to he 2 games
The books were supposed to fill in lore gaps
round mica
Well yeah see I'm 100% sure that those books were actually added later lmao
vocal pewter
I wasn't kidding about spartans being corpses fitted with cyborg tech
gilded socket
Source?
halcyon glen
★
vocal pewter
the entirety of halo 1 heavily implies that it's linked with marathon
round mica
Huh?
vocal pewter
@round mica don't worry about it
gilded socket
Me when i lie for ragebait:
vocal pewter
not a lie
halcyon glen
Cheena so sound
vocal pewter
a lot of dialogue and events imply a connection to the marathon series
obviously these were dropped but
eh
vocal pewter
if you do the funny friendly fire at the start of CE, cortana says the chief has gone rampant. Something only possible for AI
round mica
What date where said books published?
vocal pewter
but in marathon you learn it's also possible for the mjolnir soldiers as they're cyborgs
and the rampancy becomes possible, ascending their intelligence
gilded socket
What date where said books published?
Various dates
gilded socket
if you do the funny friendly fire at the start of CE, cortana says the chief has...
Source?
vocal pewter
the game
round mica
Being ?
vocal pewter
I... just said
if you do the funny friendly fire at the start of CE when you get the pistol
gilded socket
And so you assume its a marathon reference
vocal pewter
it is, because it's a concept that stems from marathon
vocal pewter
aka bunjie's previous game
somber stream
The entire thing was supposed to be linked to the marathon-verse
vocal pewter
yeah the lore of marathon and how it tied to the original halo CE was super cool
gilded socket
The patch on keyes’s shirt was the marathon symbol
somber stream
There's a rabbit hole called Marathon, don't dig though
vocal pewter
guilty spark even talks about how the chief should remember stuff that he doesn't
round mica
Pre much
gilded socket
In all seriousness you people need to read the halo books
vocal pewter
because the mjolnir cyborgs of marathon are corpses of soldiers that can regain memories from their past
and memories from people that aren't them
round mica
somber stream
Yeah Chief was supposed to be a interdimensional being
vocal pewter
implying chief was also a similar situation
round mica
But the lore wasn't even fleshed out
gilded socket
I still reckon those books came after halo ce and 2
No
round mica
Can u provide dates then ?
gilded socket
Fall of reach came out a month prior
round mica
Or?
gilded socket
Can u provide dates then ?
I sure can
round mica
And which one is the one where it's talking about spartan program
gilded socket
And which one is the one where it's talking about spartan program
Depends
What are you looking for?
gilded socket
Hey bart
long sigil
sup dog
gilded socket
Nothing much
round mica
I'm trying to find evidence where hasley isn't in charge or spartan program
round mica
Cause so far I can't find any
halcyon glen
Sue
long sigil
gilded socket
I'm trying to find evidence where hasley isn't in charge or spartan program
Fall of reach for spartan 2
Ghosts of onyx for spartan 3
Spartan field manual for spartan 1
long sigil
my older cosin? brother lost hair so much becauss of damn amry
somber stream
I heard they do a lot of bullying in there, yeah
round mica
Im gonna have to read them because I can't find anything at all on Google that says this
gilded socket
Im gonna have to read them because I can't find anything at all on Google that s...
Dont trust google
Im telling you
The books
Read the canon
gilded socket
Never
round mica
Then again master cheif is so op in the books it's ridiculous so idk