general-chat

[rocky moat]

caves arent that hard with light armor and spatial awareness

[lilac crag]

unless 3 bile titans 🔥

there's still BS

[somber stream]

Ultimatum: yawn

[ashen prairie]

The huge worm ?

[lilac crag]

oui oui

[little marten]

I love the coyote but I feel like people overlook how much impact incendiaries trivialise tunnels

[ashen prairie]

Right okay I had forgotten his English name

My apologies

[lilac crag]

I don't trust a single soul with the ultimatum

[lilac crag]

you're all good

[somber stream]

It trivialise pretty much everything else

[ashen prairie]

Just woke up and ADHD is adhding real bad

[little marten]

Do you think? I think it’s strong but it’s really only offering 1-3 extra bugs killing power than say a lib pen

[somber stream]

The fire damage nurgle

You need only 1-2 rounds on a warrior then piss off else where to do your thing

The fire will do the rest

[little marten]

I should probably do that instead of mag dumping until I see the bug splattered before me

[somber stream]

Don't do that to a Commander though

Make sure it's dead-dead

[rocky moat]

thats what i do

[little marten]

I don’t think it’s fun that with a lib pen you use a full mag to kill a commander safely for the most part

[rocky moat]

real

[blissful kiln]

don't be woke and it'll pass

[rocky moat]

be woke

[blissful kiln]

stay dreaming

the real world is an illusion

[ashen prairie]

[austere prism]

Tox Bombers need to not spawn on Rolling Steel

[slim iron]

Instead

More barrels

[lilac crag]

@somber stream slot me in for the next time you're diving

[somber stream]

Later today maybe

[ripe tangle]

We were actually just talking about this.

also, hi

[lilac crag]

the usual hour you play

[lilac crag]

hi lucia

[ripe tangle]

Alex!

[somber stream]

Me and Lucia was just talking about appropriate time frame to spread democracy

[lilac crag]

how goes it? slept?

[lilac crag]

sounds good

I'm itching for 10s as of recent

[ripe tangle]

I cannot sleep when there is Heresy afoot!

I need to stay vigilant whilst Chaos remains a threat to our humanity.

[somber stream]

Yeah she's level 6, will do some resource gathering and experience for a while, if our time allign that is

[lilac crag]

I can come help with this too

I've been gathering recruits like ducklings lately

I'm hoping at least 1 of them will stick

[somber stream]

Most commendable, Freedom never sleep

[ripe tangle]

just dont be one of those people about it...

you know the type I mean

[somber stream]

So yes Lucia there's this thing called a Happy bomb

[ripe tangle]

I know about the Happy Bomb

[lilac crag]

I don't team kill if that's what you mean

[somber stream]

Oh

[ripe tangle]

you're talking about the Eagle 500kg right?

[somber stream]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

No not quite

[lilac crag]

the hellbomb, Lucia

the portable one

[ripe tangle]

oh

[somber stream]

I'll show you the thing next time we play

[ripe tangle]

okay

[lilac crag]

I will now proceed to space my marine until I dive in hell later today

kind of bummed out I finished cyberpunk

[rocky moat]

cant wait to get verdict

[ripe tangle]

I still play Cyberpunk a bit

[somber stream]

Good stuff

Space De-eagle

[rocky moat]

yup

[delicate vapor]

i now have

buldak

[ripe tangle]

I had spicy udon for lunch yesterday

[ripe tangle]

with a side of kimchi and odeng

[somber stream]

I had spicy sadness...

[delicate vapor]

might have my buldak with chicken

[ripe tangle]

I love spicy noodles

[delicate vapor]

i need her for my obol team

[lilac crag]

server profile overhaul

[delicate vapor]

i have seed and trigger now..

[lilac crag]

barely play dt anymore

[ripe tangle]

I got Soldier 11 while trying to get Jane lmao

and I never got Jane

[delicate vapor]

jane is my best dps

2nd best

[lilac crag]

she took me 180 pulls

[ripe tangle]

a shame because I love Jane

[lilac crag]

Jane alone bricked my account

[delicate vapor]

i got her on a 50/50 at 15 pity

[ripe tangle]

[lilac crag]

better me than you elios

[delicate vapor]

glad i got her

• she is very easy to build

[lilac crag]

I wasn't able to get miyabi, yi xuan, jufufu etc

[lilac crag]

for me she's been really fucking complicated

[delicate vapor]

i only got miyabi and yi xuan then later on got miyabis engine

[lilac crag]

I'm having no luck with the disc drives

[ripe tangle]

also it's funny to me that Soldier 11's real name is Harin since I have a cousin with that name

[delicate vapor]

for jane the stats shpuld be easy

anomaly mostly

[lilac crag]

yeah but the sub stat rng is biting me in the ass

[delicate vapor]

man

[lilac crag]

I need my AP to be maxed out for her crit chance on assault

and I ain't getting shit 💔

[delicate vapor]

gotta get my seed maxed out

[lilac crag]

you got seed?

[delicate vapor]

yes

and trigger

[lilac crag]

is she any good?

[delicate vapor]

she is good

[ripe tangle]

does Trigger wear paint instead of pants?

[delicate vapor]

just gotta adjust how you play with her

[delicate vapor]

im looking at her as we speak

[stable fox]

[lilac crag]

it's Scott outpost camo pants

( they need to sell her somehow )

[delicate vapor]

obol pants

[ripe tangle]

jeez, can't even make a joke...

[lilac crag]

hey I was playing along

[lilac crag]

I need to get back into the game for orphie when she releases

haven't decided if I want her or Evelyn's w engine

[delicate vapor]

u got time

[lilac crag]

truth nuke

[somber stream]

The rat is hot

Rat shouldn't be hot

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-video-game-mihoyo-cute-anime-girl-gif-13808544034325689728

[delicate vapor]

oop

[ripe tangle]

you think this is hot?

[somber stream]

I mean kinda

[ripe tangle]

ah fuck, wrong gif!

[lilac crag]

they call me Excalibur

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-gif-18408604385263811393

[rocky moat]

jane doe is my wife

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

I meant to post this while asking if you think it's hot...

[somber stream]

Too late, still hot af

[lilac crag]

that's the creatura

[ripe tangle]

:<

[somber stream]

It's designed to be hot

[lilac crag]

[stable fox]

Priest, you're at it again are you

[lilac crag]

love this fiend

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

at what again?

[delicate vapor]

hollow zero time

for my freebies

[lilac crag]

good luck soldier

[stable fox]

I know what you're what you eat

[delicate vapor]

ill just speed run with myiabi

[ripe tangle]

I eat.... food'

[lilac crag]

actually I should do my weekly too

[stable fox]

🫵

[somber stream]

Rat are tasty actually

Highly recommend

[stable fox]

Nay

[somber stream]

Not the NY subway kind, mind

[ripe tangle]

ngl I feel like lately my jokes and rp replies have been off

[stable fox]

You're being you priest

[stable fox]

But if anything, eat Snickers

[ripe tangle]

and I've been feeling like an emptiness and like my brain doesn't work right.

[stable fox]

Nah just eat water

[lilac crag]

I'd play along with you, but chat makes it weird often

[stable fox]

[lilac crag]

it's fun to larp

[delicate vapor]

have some spicy noodles

[ripe tangle]

ngl you're probably not surprised how often I say something and people make it sexual lmao

[lilac crag]

I am not

[stable fox]

I don't

Why would i

It's lamia is it

[lilac crag]

it's a collective

[delicate vapor]

this coke hits

[lilac crag]

as far as I have seen

[stable fox]

Collective consciousness

[delicate vapor]

(not the drug)

[ripe tangle]

I should probably sleep tbh

[stable fox]

sleep

[somber stream]

Guilty

[lilac crag]

you should, Lucia

[stable fox]

[delicate vapor]

sleep

and dream about spicy noodles

[ripe tangle]

it also seems like I'm always exhausted

despite being unable to sleep

[stable fox]

You might need something that can keep you up while it's not a night

[lilac crag]

the late night thoughts are gnawing at you

i wouldn't recommend listening to them

[stable fox]

That's changer of ways is at it again

Karker

[little marten]

It’s the blood moon

[ripe tangle]

I'll probably be fine, I'll just ignore it lmao

[somber stream]

Watch for symptoms

[lilac crag]

you have us if anything happens

[somber stream]

Your body knows what it wants

[ripe tangle]

these fucked up feelings usually go away on their own eventually

[lilac crag]

they shall

[stable fox]

We'll call exorcists if anything

[lilac crag]

true!

[stable fox]

We'll get rid off Tzeench daemon

[ripe tangle]

I am the exorcist though

I purge Daemons

I send them back to the warp where they belong.

[stable fox]

It's not bad when someone help

[lilac crag]

no one is immune, and help is often needed

[stable fox]

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

I will be spacing my marine now

I'm fucking bored

[stable fox]

The Emperor protects

[little marten]

Is space marine 2 good now

[stable fox]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

yes

[lilac crag]

you be the judge

[stable fox]

New mission slapped

New boss

New enemy type

Change of pace

[rocky moat]

whats the new enemy type

[stable fox]

Chaos spawn

[delicate vapor]

chaos spawns

[stable fox]

Basically 3 elite variations and one boss for new mission

[little marten]

Nice will have to update it

[stable fox]

Also

FLAMER

[lilac crag]

I'm bulwark maxing it

the new shield bash is so satisfying to smack shit with

[stable fox]

I have maxed prestiges all but vanguard and assault

[lilac crag]

based

I'm trying to get bulwark and tac

but tac is fucking dying rn

[stable fox]

I'm also expecting a new class

[tacit geode]

Me after 10 minutes of space marine 2 loading screens

[stable fox]

They said something about... Tech marine

[lilac crag]

yea in 2026

[stable fox]

Omnissiah... Bless us

[tacit geode]

It's spring next year for tech marine

[lilac crag]

mine aren't that long

[stable fox]

Omnissiah grants the wishes for once upon us

I praise Hadron for this

[rocky moat]

mine are like 2-3 min

usually

it gets old fast

[somber stream]

To load the game?

Damn, that's bad

Reminds me of Skyrim and my 200 mods library back in 2015

[rocky moat]

im on a series S so i dont expect to hanve like

instant load times but yeah 2-3 minutes of just pure black loading screen (obv other than the loading bar) really kills my motivation after like, 2 games

[little marten]

It’s not too bad on ps5 but I wish I’d bought it on pc

[somber stream]

Always bet on PC

[ashen prairie]

I've downloaded it again

for pleasure

[somber stream]

What? Skyrim?

[ashen prairie]

yep

[somber stream]

Oh no

[ashen prairie]

i'll be gone again

i mean the soundtracks

[halcyon glen]

Sue, I got the job

[rocky moat]

sleepy

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-dead-chat-discord-alperen-gif-26963092

[somber stream]

Americans go sleep

[stable fox]

Go to sleep, go to sleep, goo goo ga ga go to sleeeep

[dapper trench]

No

Got work

Fuck you

[rocky moat]

j*b

[round mica]

Oh snap I forgot about the new content for sm2

[delicate vapor]

super credit farm hell

[round mica]

Oshaune is hell

[delicate vapor]

for everyone

im chilling

[round mica]

4 dragons

And 4 more dragons

[delicate vapor]

easy

[round mica]

How you dealing w em?

I'm gonna try rr next but any tips I can get would be helpful

[lilac crag]

spear

[rare pulsar]

Orbital railcannon 1 shots

Pretty much any at

[round mica]

I'm only level 18 but will keep this in mind for when I unlock these

Cheers

[ashen prairie]

OH MY GOD

I DID THE TWINS MISSIONS

[elder merlin]

Did you win?

[ashen prairie]

i am filled with happyness

YES

[elder merlin]

Nice

What difficulty?

[ashen prairie]

The easiest

I wish to do it in each one

but even the easiest was complicated ass fuck

[elder merlin]

We can call Ainz if you wanna try the hardest

[ashen prairie]

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Well done 👏

[round mica]

twinz

[stable fox]

I still should ask Ainz to help me with last penance related to twins sometimes

Those karking blightmines

[balmy maple]

I keep crashing cos im running out of ram?

is there a way to solve this?

its the only game thats ever done this

[tired inlet]

Sounds like you have a memory leak somewhere

[rocky moat]

i love spear

two shots and they're out, sometimes one if theyre looking at you head on at a good angle

[tired inlet]

Autocannon Turret

[lofty light]

that's just a part of the incomprehensibly complex way fatshark codes their games

[round mica]

New warbond to get the spear right? I'm only 100 sc away

[tired inlet]

Spear's been around for like a year

or do you mean the speargun?

[tacit geode]

The harpoon gun

[rocky moat]

oh no spear is a base game stratagem

that's the harpoon gun

[round mica]

Oh sick

[rocky moat]

i think you unlock it at level 20

[tacit geode]

Or the silo which is a spear rocket but on a 180 second cooldown lmfao

[rocky moat]

its a BIT more than a spear rocket

i think it does 5k instead of 4k

[tacit geode]

Still garbo sadly

[balmy maple]

lmao am i just cooked then?

[tacit geode]

Made of paper mache can you believe it

[tired inlet]

FAF-14 SPEAR; it's a HD2 equivalent of the U.S. Military's Javelin launcher

[rocky moat]

its p alright for bots

just not really bugs i think unless you use it like a 500kg

[tacit geode]

There might be something let me find it you can add it to your steam launch settings

[lilac crag]

the silo? similar to a spear rocket?

[tacit geode]

--lua-heap-mb-size 2048

[round mica]

That's the new stratagem from dust devils hey?

The silo

[balmy maple]

thanks

[lilac crag]

yes

but don't listen to what the guy just said

[rocky moat]

yeah

[lilac crag]

that thing is huge and deals damage akin to a 500kg

place it somewhere safe on the map, the range from where you are to where it is doesn't matter

[rocky moat]

yea its all about placement

[lofty light]

Are you new or something? nvm I guess you are
but fatshark is almost streumon level incompetent

[rocky moat]

enemies see it like a sentry so they go out of their way to attack it but as long as you put it in a fairly safe area there wont be any worries

[lilac crag]

or you can do the rational thing

and just place it on elevated ground

[balmy maple]

im a big vermintide guy

[rocky moat]

so long as you can acccess it

yeah

because you do need the targetting thingamabob

[balmy maple]

and ive never had any problems with it but in new to this game and it keeps crashig

[lilac crag]

yeh

[lofty light]

Vermintide 2 was the only good game Fatshark ever made.
I can't believe I've put 1000 hours into this janky-ass kusoge

[balmy maple]

yeah its kinda wild how crash prone this game is

[blissful kiln]

my friend literally cannot play vt2 anymore because it crashes 5min into the game consistently

both are janky pieces of code

[elder merlin]

[tacit geode]

Failing the purity test

[lofty light]

forget the game itself crashing
or the memory leaks
there's like 5 different ways you can just get disconnected from the server

[lofty light]

that can probably be fixed by reinstalling the game

[blissful kiln]

didn't work

it just started happening after one update

[halcyon glen]

sue

goodbye

[elder merlin]

You heard it here first, @ripe tangle

[little marten]

Reinstall steam

[stable fox]

Reinstall the entire world

🧠

[mental jasper]

after months of not touching darktide

it's time to play uninstalling each mod to see which one is breaking the game

pain

[wanton spindle]

I don’t wana go to school ;-;

Fuck that place

[mental jasper]

you know what's worse

a j*b

[wanton spindle]

I’d rather have a job cuz at least they’re paying me to do shit

[mental jasper]

true

[blissful kiln]

my school was great

chilling with friends, mostly nice teachers

[wanton spindle]

My school ain’t

Those hoes let rapists go there

[blissful kiln]

that's rough

[wanton spindle]

It would be a miracle if a fight happened there but recently there have been hella fights, and I know one of the girls who fought

[mental jasper]

where do you live rn

to have a such shitty school

[somber stream]

Sounds like the Great US of A 🦅

[wanton spindle]

I live in utah

My school is like the ghetto of the rich

[mental jasper]

it sounds like in the US school

study is like optimal

or optional

[gilded socket]

Bug

[somber stream]

School is just for the points, to get to Uni/college for a degree that might be useful to get high paying j*bs

Stay in school folks

[mental jasper]

my roommate have yet to arrive

[wanton spindle]

I just wana get my art degree so I can start making comics

[mental jasper]

so i cant get the wifi password

[tropic kraken]

20 years experience for a introductory position

[mental jasper]

leeching off my mobile data rn

[wanton spindle]

It’s alr tho it’s my last year in high school I gotta thug it out

[gilded socket]

My soul is tired

[wanton spindle]

I’ve been trying not to loose it

[somber stream]

School is bullshit, i get it. But it's still very important for future career paths

Keep at it

[wanton spindle]

We know ;-;

I just wana shit talk on my school

[opal wyvern]

Do I get anything special for getting all penances for an operative

[gilded socket]

Yes

[ocean widget]

Yes

You win a sad feeling

[wanton spindle]

Oof

[opal wyvern]

I should probably start doing those havoc missions

[gilded socket]

Yeah

By 2 years ago

[opal wyvern]

Damn, I bought this game a few weeks ago

I should’ve been more considerate

[gilded socket]

Get good

Or soemfing

[thick fog]

It is only a matter of skill

[thick coyote]

Yeah

1 to 10 is malice difficulty

It basically only gets interesting past h25

It actually peaks at h25

Everything past that is slog

[gilded socket]

Ouegh

[thick coyote]

Havoc 40 has the best hordes in the game though

[opal wyvern]

I need my diamantine

[thick coyote]

Only fun thing about havoc

[opal wyvern]

For my Curios

[opal wyvern]

Great for my melee ogryn

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cannot-contain-the-silliness-alpha-wolf-alpha-male-werewolf-max-mayfield-arataki-itto-gif-27435843

[wanton spindle]

I read this as orgy 💀

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[wanton spindle]

👀 shhh

[gilded socket]

I think santiago is one of the boringest latin names

Sancho is peak

[wanton spindle]

How do you know my name who are you 😭

[gilded socket]

?

[wanton spindle]

I’m just messing with you dude

[gilded socket]

Sure

[dapper trench]

fuck today is gonna be a long one

[somber stream]

Mondays amirite?

[gilded socket]

Night of a thousand tears

[blissful kiln]

i'm eating chicken tendies and enjoying homemade coffee

i love mondays

[orchid lynx]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Fym yeah, aren't you with fam?

[fair bridge]

im goin to da park today

[tired inlet]

Dleifrag has entered the chat

[wanton spindle]

Who tf loves mondays

[orchid lynx]

Not enymore im at work

[tired inlet]

Dleifrag does.

[wanton spindle]

That’s weird

[river elbow]

Unemployed people, probably.

[fair bridge]

im gonna frolic in the park and have a ice cream

:)

[somber stream]

indeed
Good luck at work Zek

[wanton spindle]

I love ice cream

Specifically milkshakes

[fair bridge]

let's share one Bro

[tired inlet]

2 straws, 1 milkshake

[wanton spindle]

Yes I’d love that 🥹

[fair bridge]

🤝

i saw your profile but i can't think of anything to recommend that falls under the emo genre

that you probably haven't already heard*

[wanton spindle]

It’s fine I’m open to any music as long as it sounds good yk

[fair bridge]

one monent

[tired inlet]

I used to listen to FINCH's first EP What it is to burn a lot; but their sophomoric release sucked due to the band going their separate ways and losing the harmonies that made their songs good to listen to for me.

[gilded socket]

Mallow

When are you

[fair bridge]

Yeah

[gilded socket]

Sounds about right

[tired inlet]

I mean hell, Lithonia by Childish Gambino is an emo song.

[wanton spindle]

Oof sad when bands go down hill, especially if they were known for being good once yk

[fair bridge]

jony hit and run paulene by X is a banger
blockbuster night by run the jewels
still waiting by sum 41 is a classic and you probably already have it
getting nowhere fast by girls at our best!
lucked out by upgrades, aukina and dreamstation
moaning lisa smile by wolf alice
pretty much anything from evanescence's album "fallen"

give it a look

[tired inlet]

eh, Sum41 is mall pop-punk that sprang from Tony Hawk era Skater Punk

[wanton spindle]

I’ll look through once I get home ty :3

[nocturne flicker]

i love the taste of lead diacetate

[fair bridge]

if it's fun to listen to it's good to me

[storm ember]

I just hate Hab Dreyko. I dont care how many people say they like Hab Dreyko, I hate Hab Dreyko

how do I remove a level from my quickplay

[nocturne flicker]

i'd take it over clandestium gloriana with PUGs

[tired inlet]

look at this person who doesn't like ze tree

[fair bridge]

vermintide 2 players when they queue into the pit

[storm ember]

I prefer Clandestium Gloriana over Dreyko and im not even kidding

[wanton spindle]

I found scratch by contagious a few days ago and it sounds so fucking good, if you love industrial goth you’ll prolly like it

[tired inlet]

I can just feel the "I'm in my 30s and can't let go of middle school" type enegry from some of these.

[blissful kiln]

it's a good map, wdym

[storm ember]

I like every level in this game. There is no level I dislike, theres some I like more than others but there are none I dislike

and then there's Hab Dreyko

[ocean widget]

Get the mod that shows you the correct tree injector circles
Goes by easier

[drowsy lynx]

Woe fungus tree be upon ye

[nocturne flicker]

i do if i'm playing with my friends. not with PUGs. ughhhhh i hate that room with the synchronistors. it's not that the objective's hard or anything, i'm just sick of being the only one doing it while everyone else has their fingers up their arses haha

[storm ember]

its not even the tree I just hate the whole damn thing

[somber stream]

I love Evanescene still :I

[fair bridge]

i am not in my 30s and i'll have you know that when i was in middle school i was listening to complete and utter hot garbage

[wanton spindle]

Who doesn’t? They’re a classic

[somber stream]

Hope

[tired inlet]

well that's just going about finding yourself in pubescence; quite normal, actually.

[fair bridge]

plus my choices are meant to reflect his aesthetic

[somber stream]

I see hope in youth

[blissful kiln]

Linkin Park is still peak

(the first two albums)

[somber stream]

Always

[tired inlet]

I dunno, I distinctly remember Meteora being played all summer in 2003 outside of every dorm.

[storm ember]

It's a well-crafted, tough level with an interesting ending and a nice primary objective

and I hate the whole goddamn thing and I dont wanna touch it

[nocturne flicker]

we should probably institute middle school in my country. get the creepy year 12s away from the year 7s

[blissful kiln]

I like Hybrid Theory more, but Meteora is still peak LP

[nocturne flicker]

it will never not be

[fair bridge]

evanescence cover band called pubescence and it's just someone singing with a horrible voice crack

[tired inlet]

I'm sure a lot of children would want their pubescence to manifest in evanescence

[storm ember]

maybe I should just stop playing Auric all the time

or maybe I should leave every Dreyko match I pop into

[fair bridge]

word too big long ape brain not get eat fruit eat me orange fruit

[nocturne flicker]

what's the issue with auric? too hard or the teammates giving you a hard time with... well, being players who should be in malice if they weren't relying on meta stuff?

[storm ember]

its not the difficulty or anything, not the pubs not anything

it just

it takes so goddamn long

every other level actually feels like the 20 minutes you sink into it. Dreyko feels like a full fucking hour

[fair bridge]

is WORMP a valid wordle word

[storm ember]

it is just. so boring!!!

[storm ember]

no

[rocky moat]

Yes

[nocturne flicker]

i do think shorter form missions could be a nice thing. like screaming bell in vt2.

[gilded socket]

https://youtu.be/wrvVu0DHixI?si=uVrQGXwnJqemkWjx

[nocturne flicker]

i hope so

[rocky moat]

sm2 addiction

[fair bridge]

how about PORCP

[storm ember]

Rolling Steel is on top with that

[fair bridge]

hello darling

[storm ember]

no

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe if there were more short missions the time limit on rolling steel would stop catching people off guard

[nocturne flicker]

i mean we have rolling steel but it's one of those missions i dislike playing with pugs

[storm ember]

try PORKY

[nocturne flicker]

i'd prefer it if we could get some WITHOUT the limit

[fair bridge]

how about HOUPS

[storm ember]

try SOUPS

[drowsy lynx]

Randoms insisting on hanging out in the first cart after the hack instead of moving forward lol

[fair bridge]

it was WORMP

thx

[drowsy lynx]

Or moving up to the power cell slot and just never going back for the cells

[storm ember]

I dont like wordle anymore

[nocturne flicker]

OR THE PEOPLE WHO SIT AROUND WHILE THERE'S VACUUM CAPSULES TO BE MOVED

[gilded socket]

Chaos must stop

[nocturne flicker]

I hate people who just sit there and watch others do objectives without even trying to lend a hand. just leave so a more cognitively functioning player can replace you bro pls

[gilded socket]

Says me

[rocky moat]

whar

[nocturne flicker]

you collected all 40,000 warhammers with this one

[storm ember]

I've never had a problem with PUGs on Rolling Steel, not really

[gilded socket]

I have them all

They are mine

[nocturne flicker]

i've had nothing but

[storm ember]

then again I play Auric exclusively, all my teammates are good

[gilded socket]

Burgh

[nocturne flicker]

lucky for you. i wish i had reliable teammates more often in auric.

[storm ember]

ooft unlucky

[nocturne flicker]

you see auric players now are either not meant for auric but were powercrept in, or they're ppl who refuse to play the shitshow we call havoc

havoc being the bandaid they slapped on the game hastily when they buffed players to a point it pushed auric out of its originally intended niche

[gilded socket]

Auric deez nuts

[nocturne flicker]

i remember when seeing two bosses spawn at once was like "😳"

[storm ember]

I like Havoc but at the same time I dont feel like touching it too much

I wanna get the funny helmet and thats it, save Havoc 40 for some other time

[modest barn]

I've played the shit out of it, but sometimes it just makes me feel like "Why won't you just die?!?!?"

The HP seems excessive, especially without full meta builds

[nocturne flicker]

i don't like it personally. it has some cool modifiers that go too far into annoying territory and the difficulty's mostly just artificial

i respect that ppl like havoc tho

i just miss old school auric like the longbeard i am

[rare pulsar]

I like lower difficulties because I'm bad

[nocturne flicker]

fair. trust me you'll get there

[drowsy lynx]

Finally got a new havoc 40 clear last night on the same mission I completed 100 wins as arbites, definitely worth staying up late for

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. havoc's meant to be ridiculously hard.

[rare pulsar]

Thank you brother

[modest barn]

Peak Darktide for me are the Monstreous and melee-only Maelstroms.

[drowsy lynx]

Turns out all the havoc sweats are up shitting on heretics after midnight

[storm ember]

only real issue I have with Havoc is that they turn down your health in addition to flooding you with enemies instead of one or the other

[modest barn]

And the bugs related to things like the DH rituals are just tedious

I have no problem losing, but losing solely because the game is a mess gets tedious

[nocturne flicker]

both are just lazy design choices in my opinion. i like the idea of making ranged enemies more of a threat by themselves but havoc goes above and beyond

[storm ember]

I play a match of Havoc, get really far, fail spectacularly, hop off and go play Slide Down A Hill on Roblox

[nocturne flicker]

when the game spams so many enemies it becomes mathematically impossible to win

[fair bridge]

Pips #22 Hard 🔴
4:10

yoooo

[thick fog]

kill harder

[nocturne flicker]

i'll take down as many as i can lmao

[thick fog]

Kill much harder

Hardest if you can

[orchid lynx]

Kill faster then thay spawn

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimply kill all heretics

[nocturne flicker]

yeah true lemme equip my duelling sword and inferno staff

[orchid lynx]

Nothing like a bolt to the head or torso or any part of the body

[storm ember]

high intensity shock gauntlet on auric is my comfort zone, anything higher is agonizing and anything under is heehoo!!! teehee!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏 hahaha whee!!!! 😊 ahahahaha yay yippeee!!!!!! 🎊

I enjoy being tortured in moderation

[nocturne flicker]

freaky

[fierce cave]

[orchid lynx]

U dont get it torture is fun

Both ways

[thick fog]

Says the one that is a commissar is funny

[nocturne flicker]

unfortunately there are laws in this land that encourage me to decline commenting on this

[nocturne flicker]

me waiting for dorktide news

[orchid lynx]

Go on express yourself

[nocturne flicker]

no thanks i don't think i'd like the other side of the prison cell bars

i'll stick to my carefully-curated version of myself based on negative and positive feedback

[nocturne flicker]

ooo unless we're in a scandinavian country :3

i hear their cells are nicer than ours

Wait did you know? Did you know that when you nacho cheese on chip on nacho taste chip nacho cheese on you? This, this is because nacho cheese and taste chip on nacho cheese is reference to taste chip on your cheese.

[orchid lynx]

Unfortunatly its a slavic jail

[nocturne flicker]

ahhh damn yeah i'm good. baseball, huh?

[orchid lynx]

Why is it so funny? Do tell

[little marten]

people die in tunnels, get impatient because you dont backtrack the entire way out to reinforce them the moment they go down and rage quit lol

[ashen prairie]

weaks

[rocky moat]

funny thing is you ccan just hit reinforce and theyll get reinforced outside at the nearest entrance

[little marten]

Oh is that true lol

[rocky moat]

yeah

[little marten]

Oops lol

[rocky moat]

dw lol

[somber stream]

@lilac crag Dive?

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf they don't tell you and it's not exactly obvious given none of the other strategems work in there

[orchid lynx]

Kill bugs in meele combat be a brave knight kill the dragon

[ashen prairie]

can i watch ?

[lilac crag]

I could take a small break from sm2

[somber stream]

Whuh

[little marten]

👉👈

[somber stream]

You can just join

[lilac crag]

I would have to ask my wife though

[ashen prairie]

UwU

[rocky moat]

yeah it is silly, the only indicator is the fact that it isn't greyed out

[lilac crag]

me and her have been black templar maxing

[rocky moat]

wonder what she's gonna say

[somber stream]

I see

[ashen prairie]

my social anxiety ass prefers to ask before just hoping in

[somber stream]

You are welcome to join, Fremboy

Get it?

[ashen prairie]

fremboy

[lilac crag]

if you don't decide I'm gonna call you mommy in vc again

[ashen prairie]

i like

[little marten]

Dastardly bugs

[rocky moat]

you do that regularly you Freak

[ashen prairie]

no kinkshaming

mommies are nice

[lilac crag]

[rocky moat]

they like it

[lilac crag]

I just love my wife

[somber stream]

50% less ammo pick up

Why

[little marten]

Yeah it sucks

[ocean widget]

"i just love my wide" - alexander 2025

[somber stream]

WHY

[ashen prairie]

Too many people said the game was too easy

[little marten]

Luckily I’m a supply pack main

[ashen prairie]

Arrowheads just...

[rocky moat]

so called 50% less ammo pickups when ik get one spear rocket instead of two

[ashen prairie]

said 'ok try me now'

[orchid lynx]

wide

[lilac crag]

I think I need to cuss them out

[little marten]

Pop off king

[lilac crag]

50% less is actually 75% less for those who don't have the ship modules

[somber stream]

🤝

[little marten]

👉👈

[ashen prairie]

hero

[rocky moat]

thats me

[lilac crag]

I did say this

[ashen prairie]

I like just 500kg-in everything

[ocean widget]

who the fuck thought this was a good idea

[rocky moat]

four supply pack mains walk into a resupply

[little marten]

laughs in five impact incendiaries

[lilac crag]

you grab a resupply and get 25% of your support weapon's backpack capacity

[somber stream]

Coming?

[lilac crag]

have fun!

[somber stream]

Gib fren code

[brave slate]

I'm a supply pack main but all you're getting is my empty backpack. The ammo is all mine

[rocky moat]

a full resupply for one spear rocket

[lilac crag]

the lmg economy has never been lower

[rocky moat]

this is so cooked

[lilac crag]

They saw how good spear was against roaches

can't have that!

🥀

[rocky moat]

truth

dude the singular epoch main is crying rn

[little marten]

are we diving

[ashen prairie]

the baillonette

[somber stream]

We are

Diving

[rocky moat]

resupply for one mag

[lilac crag]

okay we are postponing spacing our marines to dive into hell

[rocky moat]

🥀

[lilac crag]

licht I'm grabbing my wife

there's 5 of us

[somber stream]

Fuck

[lilac crag]

you have to shoot someone

[rocky moat]

alright who are we executing

[little marten]

🫡

[somber stream]

First come first serve

[ashen prairie]

I'm watching

[lilac crag]

oh Dean is watching

okay

[ocean widget]

i could see them fucking up so bad that they make a resupply give 0.25 of a rocket but the game doesnt recognise decimals so you get 0 rockets from a full resupply

[somber stream]

Okay so Dean like to watch, good to know

[lilac crag]

nurgle licht Charlotte and me

[rocky moat]

if i'm being executed someone's streaming

oh okay

[ashen prairie]

you have no idea

[rocky moat]

sounds about arrowhead

[somber stream]

[lilac crag]

we always execute the French if we can

[somber stream]

Real

[ashen prairie]

[lilac crag]

sorry Dean

[rocky moat]

ah true i forgot

[lilac crag]

you're a kind person but I must keep my French agenda

[ashen prairie]

it's fine, i'm used to it

[somber stream]

I'm tempted to take Lucia to D10 Osha

[lilac crag]

do not baptize her

[ashen prairie]

At least you're not british...

Right ?

[little marten]

🤔

[somber stream]

Nurgle is

[rocky moat]

i'm so glad i didnt get baptized

[lilac crag]

the spawn of Satan couldn't be worse than the British

I am Romanian

[ashen prairie]

OH I WENT TO ROMANIA

To targoviste

[lilac crag]

how romantic

[ashen prairie]

(i hope i spelled it right)

[lilac crag]

targovis is lovely

yes you did

[rocky moat]

i ate it all

[ashen prairie]

Why ? the impaler

[lilac crag]

have you visited the castle?

you know which one

[rocky moat]

158 more madals till my beloved verdict

[opal wyvern]

^ Average Slaanesh worshiper

[lilac crag]

okay, licht and Charlotte

you two join on me

nurgle joins via licht

[rocky moat]

oaky

[ashen prairie]

Ponari castel ?

Poenarie ?

[rocky moat]

how many incen impacts do u get btw

[lilac crag]

close nwlugh

[lilac crag]

4

[rocky moat]

okay awesome

[lilac crag]

and it doesn't spread fire if you break holes with it

[rocky moat]

nice

[lilac crag]

so no need to worry abt close fire

[little marten]

licht is offline for me ahhh

[lilac crag]

find him, duh!

[rocky moat]

borderline justice

SOON

[somber stream]

Aaaaaa

Wait

Et voila

[lilac crag]

soon you will be a cowgirl

[rocky moat]

yeagh

[lilac crag]

or a bountyhuntress

oh btw

how do we like

vc

with 5

[somber stream]

We VCing?

Also @little marten Where you

[lilac crag]

I assumed yes, but we can also not

[little marten]

i can only invite u to squad

[lilac crag]

my paryy is public

[somber stream]

Give me your friend code

[rocky moat]

kinda wanna run heatseeker but i dont havge a good helmet

its over for me

[lilac crag]

whats heatseeker?

[little marten]

9049-2691

[rocky moat]

light fire res armor

[lilac crag]

oooohh right

[rocky moat]

the red one

[orchid lynx]

Man all my besties killing bugs and im stuck at work

How cruel

[lilac crag]

I'll hit you up if I'm awake by the time you're home

[somber stream]

You're already in my list what the frak

[somber stream]

Next time babe

[little marten]

restarting

[elder merlin]

[rocky moat]

actually maybe i'll just go for the new medium armor

[orchid lynx]

By the time im home ill need to die to go to the morning shift tommorow

[somber stream]

And do just that

Sleep is bliss

[lilac crag]

cant believe you're leaving me hanging

[little marten]

weird, still not letting me join squad

i can invite you tho

[lilac crag]

alright, add me

[somber stream]

Invite me

[little marten]

whats yo digits chica

[lilac crag]

7136-4505

[ashen prairie]

In which VC?

[orchid lynx]

Ight ill play just nit gonna go to sleep today i guess

[lilac crag]

I have invited nurgle

[lilac crag]

no, you are going to bed

[somber stream]

Nice

[lilac crag]

I'll be knocked the fuck out by the time you're home

[somber stream]

We can do VC ig, maybe hijack one of the Strike team

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

1 sec

I'll queue us up in 5

mom needs help

[somber stream]

Alright

[orchid lynx]

We game a bit and then i say good morning to @somber stream and then work

[somber stream]

You work at 4AM?

[orchid lynx]

6

[lilac crag]

you are going to bed.

[somber stream]

Ah right, explains a lot

[rocky moat]

can i go to bed

(at an appropriate time)

[lilac crag]

yes

[somber stream]

You should

[rocky moat]

yay

[lilac crag]

you sleep when I sleep

which is when you're sleepy

[rocky moat]

this is true

what if im always sleepy

what then

[lilac crag]

tje moment I hear u mutter " bit eepy " my body automatically teleports in bed

[lilac crag]

well I'm always eepy too

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[lilac crag]

okay. my business is done. licht, nurgle, Charlotte, Dean, off to.. strike team 5. cus we're the freedom five now.

[somber stream]

Go on ahead first

Nurgle went to make some tea

[loud lance]

Maxed out the best weapon in the game now. The shovel.

[orchid lynx]

Well today im gonna be back from work around midnight and then i need to go to work in the morning so at best 6 h of sleep

[somber stream]

6 hours is plenty

That's my usual dose

[orchid lynx]

Wait im dumb

At 6 i need to be there already

[somber stream]

5, then

Yikes

[orchid lynx]

Nah im thinking less

Gotta eat and all the other stuff

[ashen prairie]

I'll grab a drink and ill be there

[orchid lynx]

@lilac crag my squire u have been knighted show em the loudout

[somber stream]

The beacon is lit

[drowsy lynx]

Wouldn't want to overdose on that

[halcyon glen]

Pigs on a wing

Pigs in a blanket

[lilac crag]

i will do dis

[orchid lynx]

@somber stream we killed the hivelord btw

[tired inlet]

you could work in Quality Assurance and do both at the same time.\

[vestal mantle]

Morning

[orchid lynx]

Huh?

[tired inlet]

Quality Assurance. Where you test and report glitches in software.

[tacit geode]

Arrowhead famously doesn't have a QA department

[somber stream]

Nice, same

Time to do a Solo run

2 lords shows up

[real crane]

Did they ever nerf dueling sword?

I just returned to the game

[thick fog]

Not yet

[tacit geode]

Soon™

[thick fog]

Beloved told me will be in 26th

[ocean widget]

the highest praise i could give fatshark RN is that they're trying to figure out a way to nerf the duelling sword without getting review bombed

in actuality they're doing jack shit

[thick fog]

Too late, the review bomb started about a month ago

And will happen again

How dare they nerf an OP weapon so players can actually try other good weapons

[gilded socket]

The magma city never slept

[tired inlet]

Tulovsky Mark IV Heavy strikes + Heavy/Light rotation & special strike down on elites my beloved

(with boltgun/pistol on ogryn)

[sage pike]

Does anyone know of or have any gaming-related datasets that may provide rich opportunities for analysis? I am doing a code academy project for my resume.

[stable fox]

Sir, this is Wendy's

[wanton spindle]

No I don’t

[tired inlet]

EVE online

[elder merlin]

Get this joker off my point

[tired inlet]

EVE online is a microsoft excell spreadsheet powered by large-cluster spaceships and russians doxxing & swatting you

[elder merlin]

Is that that space game with a realistic economy that got crashed way back in the early 2000s or somethin?

[tired inlet]

I used to fly with goonswarm before the CEO/guild leader was murdered

kind of didn't want to play anymore

[ocean widget]

dont worry

its still shit

[ocean widget]

cant forget how long a single skill fucking takes to train

played it
followed a noob guide
started to train a skill
skill tells me its going to take 2 weeks to train one level in
lost interest instantly

[ocean widget]

do one on how many darktide players actually enjoy playing darktide most days

[tacit geode]

They got a review bombed for implications of nerfs

[ocean widget]

did it?

[stable fox]

Whomp whomp

[ocean widget]

must've been a shit fucking bomb then cus i didnt see shit

[thick fog]

from the devblog announcement and leaked changes

[ocean widget]

ah yeah
i didnt see shit change then

[thick fog]

based on chinese steam blog

[azure flower]

Gurp

[south wave]

Guys! I made my twitch channel!

[ocean widget]

yeah steamDB says it barely got bombed

[ocean widget]

sick
now delete it

[south wave]

No

[ocean widget]

awful

[azure flower]

I love refrigerators

[rocky moat]

i love fridge doors

[thick fog]

Love me using fridge door to bash on runts

[rocky moat]

yup

[azure flower]

Somtimes food spawns in them

[elder merlin]

Irl?

[elder merlin]

Fuck that

[ocean widget]

yeah it is abysmal

[sage pike]

What do you mean?

[orchid skiff]

😂 what the fuck

[elder merlin]

Oh, i was just jokin. I have no idea how to help you

[ocean widget]

dont worry rewdy

you can pay to skip the two weeks

[orchid skiff]

THANK GOD

[wary flint]

finally got flawless execution 3 penance . thankfully no failed attempts

[ocean widget]

https://forums.eveonline.com/t/spent-200-dollars-on-skills/280629

this was 5 years ago

[sage pike]

No worries friend!

[orchid skiff]

My favorite thing in life is to get my wallet out to buy a game, and then I get it out again to skip the unfun game

[orchid skiff]

jesus fucking christ

[ocean widget]

people are actually defending that BTW

[orchid skiff]

nothing ever changes

[glossy ocean]

Why in the emperor's name do people that literally never played Havoc before keep trying to join high hazard parties?

[ocean widget]

because the higher the havoc the higher you get quicker

if its low you only get +1 medium you get +2 high you get +3

the quicker you can get the havoc penances the better imo because it means you never need to touch the shitfest known as the party system

i will not give ESO a lot of praise but thank fuck did their raids have quickplay

[glossy ocean]

Counterpoint: FFXIV raids have quickplay and people will tear you a new one if you use it instead of party finder

[ocean widget]

yeah but thats final fantasy 14
i'd expect nothing less from that community

[glossy ocean]

Eh, valid point

[tired inlet]

yes. Vilerat was the CEO/Guildleader and moderator of the GiP subforum on SomethingAwful; he worked as an IT administrator for the U.S. Department of State in an embassy in Libya. It was raided in 2012 and he, along with the ambassador and two security guards were killed.

[glossy ocean]

But like, what's the point of skipping ahead, when they are inevitably undergeared, and obliviously walking into difficulty they are not prepared for? Like, I'm not even saying "people with lower ranking", I mean people that still don't have a rating yet

[tired inlet]

he was actually on EVE when it happened.

[ocean widget]

are they level 30

if yes
theyre fine
if not
they're fucked

[elder merlin]

Damn, EVE lore be crazy

That sucks though

[ocean widget]

should've paid his EVE online subscription

[glossy ocean]

Level 30, no havoc

[ocean widget]

yeah hes fine

if he shits the bed just punt him

[tired inlet]

he thought it was just another protest until the firebombs started going off. His name was Sean Smith. Look him up. His mother wasn't well and Fox News exploited her really, really, bad.

[glossy ocean]

I... I don't want to rank down?

[still widget]

So, I can't post the screen shot, but I've been banned for 2 days off darktide with no reason given. Is this a bug or did I actually get banned?

[ocean widget]

fox news exploiting someone
im shocked

[ocean widget]

what havoc are you doing that they tried to join

[ocean widget]

whats the reason for ban

[stark bobcat]

Depends, did you do something ban worthy?

[still widget]

No not at all

[thick fog]

[stark bobcat]

I've had people complain to me about being banned, turned out they were using slurs in public lobbies

[still widget]

It says bad behaviour

[orchid skiff]

What's the name of your arbites

[stark bobcat]

They have a 2 time offense for names

[still widget]

Oh god no, I don't even talk in chat

[thick fog]

Quite specific

[stark bobcat]

1st they remove your name and switch to "reformed operative"

2nd they remove character iirc

[thick fog]

Could be related to your character name

[orchid skiff]

What's the name of your arbites

[still widget]

Is it actually because of the character name???

[ocean widget]

is it fourtEpercentcop @still widget

[orchid skiff]

What's the name of your arbites

[ocean widget]

whats all of your character names

[stuck wasp]

If people have reported it maybe

[still widget]

No

[thick fog]

If people report if you got an innapropriate name

[ocean widget]

give us all of your character names

[still widget]

Man, I just wanted a funny name

[stark bobcat]

Lmao

[thick fog]

[stark bobcat]

Called it

[thick fog]

Now say it

[stark bobcat]

I win the bet

[orchid skiff]

What's the name of your arbites

[ocean widget]

what was the character name

[thick fog]

The pressure

[still widget]

Nah, it's bad. If I got banned in game, I'll get banned here

[thick fog]

[ocean widget]

oh it was racism