general-chat

[inner nimbus]

and just vibe for hours

[ocean widget]

need to get back into roblox sometime soon
got some decent bits that dont cost 60 fuckin quid surprisingly

[dapper trench]

HELL FUCKING YEAH

90 followers on twitch

[inner nimbus]

ayyyy nice my man

[dapper trench]

LETS GOOOOO

[inner nimbus]

hoping one day I catch up as well lmao

[blissful kiln]

can they make Darktide in boblox and release frequent updates?

[inner nimbus]

it needs a creative name

[dapper trench]

whats your twitch?

[inner nimbus]

mr_nategore, gonna get back to streaming with peeps soon-ish

I curse whoever just took the name 'nategore' from right underneath me

[dapper trench]

Followed

[dapper trench]

Called Bloxtide

[ocean widget]

holy shit build a boat is still popular wtf

im surprised it lasted that long

[inner nimbus]

ditto gamer

[delicate fox]

gained a cult following composed solely of future engineers who will build anything but a boat

pretty sure someone made a functional recreation of fnaf in it

[ocean widget]

ah

that'd explain it

[dapper trench]

stay blessed

[wheat sphinx]

Reddit keeps showing me why I should never openly say I like Darktide, genuinely would say Irl I am a furry before saying I like something related to 40k.

[dapper trench]

some dude made a working pc in it

[wheat sphinx]

So depressing

[dapper trench]

have you considered the problem

[ocean widget]

i mean using reddit in general is kinda shit
they'll downvote you for anything

[dapper trench]

of you using reddit?

[wheat sphinx]

Yes.

I prefer it to Twitter so I use it instead of Twitter.

[dapper trench]

or just hear me out

dont use either

and save your piece of mind and well being

[wheat sphinx]

How else will I doomscroll and pretend to be informed?

[ocean widget]

use twitter for art and nothing else

[dapper trench]

Youtube

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[wheat sphinx]

Youtube is really bad for that

[dapper trench]

or insta

[wheat sphinx]

On the same level as Twitter

Same as Insta

Especially Reels

[dapper trench]

I wouldnt say that

its just your fyp

[wheat sphinx]

Youtube comment sections alongside Reels ones are quite literally 90% bots

[dapper trench]

for me its different

but yea

prefer insta and yt compared to the two cestpits of hell known as twitter and Reddit

pick your poison

Bots or people

[wheat sphinx]

Both are bad

Because ofc

[dapper trench]

not as getting called a slur by some 13 year old

[wheat sphinx]

I legit like, I'm in the DT sub and because of that I got recommended r/eyeofterror

That one is actual hell

[dapper trench]

....

its literally called the eye of terror

[tired thicket]

Sorry was me

[wheat sphinx]

It really is the eye of terror.

[dapper trench]

its in the fucking name man

[jaunty path]

Whats bad about the eye of terror

[ocean widget]

isnt that the one the horus people moved to?

[dapper trench]

i appreciate your honesty

[jaunty path]

I mean it can't be that bad :P

[wheat sphinx]

Yes.

[tired thicket]

[wheat sphinx]

Was about to say

[dapper trench]

....ill go see

[wheat sphinx]

Shit reads like the DT Zealots' dialogue

Except they are real people

On Earth

[ocean widget]

the DT zealots are less zealoutous or whatever the word is than those guys

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

plus you could actually have a reasonable drink or few with the DT zealots

those guys fuck no

[dapper trench]

dawg is not lying

tf am i looking at here

[wheat sphinx]

Real living individuals who look at the IoM and say "hmm yes I wanna live here"

[lethal solstice]

zealous

[ocean widget]

thats the fucker

[dapper trench]

.....

[ocean widget]

couldnt remember the damn thing

[wheat sphinx]

Because we all know living in the 40K universe is a fun activity.

[dapper trench]

The dog for the "No horny" meme is dead

fucking damnit

[wheat sphinx]

One guy went on a HD2 sub and whined that we don't unironically support Super Earth btw

He was from that sub

General Loken or whoever

Actual insane behavior...

[ocean widget]

"why dont you support fascists who actively partake in censorship"

[dapper trench]

meh

[wheat sphinx]

He used a 4Chan post that legit said shit like

[tired steeple]

Isn’t loken the facist

[wheat sphinx]

"streets clean, no crime, why bad?"

[tired steeple]

Fascist

[wheat sphinx]

The character or the dude

Probably both

[tired steeple]

yep that's him

got banned from several subs

for good reason lol

[jaunty path]

Yeah that's the trap

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah

[wheat sphinx]

Legit

[jaunty path]

Kills criminals? Good :3

[tired steeple]

of course he conveniently leaves out the child labour

[gilded socket]

Guh

[dapper trench]

.....

maybe she will be normal for today

anyway

How does everyone feel about the Sm 2 10.0 update?

[wheat sphinx]

Didn't play yet :(

[jaunty path]

If you apply even a bit of logic to robocop beyond the fact they fucking pretty much turned him into a servitor.

He is pretty fucked up. Like an armed drone hunting you down for shop lifting

[dapper trench]

or daredevil coming to marvel rivals?

[wheat sphinx]

Idk Marvel stuff

Who is Daredevil?

[tired steeple]

enjoying the update a lot

[ocean widget]

blind man who isnt blind

also a lawyer

[dapper trench]

The blind dude

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah

[ocean widget]

ok so think of spiderman but with a job and without the spider shit

[wheat sphinx]

How can he be a lawyer if he can't read, is he stupid?

[ocean widget]

thats basically daredevil

[ocean widget]

yes

[mint gate]

Mfs love hitting that decline button on havoc party search

[jaunty path]

Beter cal sal

[wheat sphinx]

Sah!

[dapper trench]

he was blinded in a accident that gave him his powers

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSQNucXNIE0

[dapper trench]

also braile

[gilded socket]

Wooh

[ocean widget]

hes literally just spiderman

[wheat sphinx]

Ik, I was just joking

[dapper trench]

but a budget version

spiderman at home

[ocean widget]

you could say theres no way home

[jaunty path]

I wish robocop was real but evil

[dapper trench]

So....a NYC cop?

[gilded socket]

Boobs

[dapper trench]

fucking damnit lady

[dapper trench]

you seem like you listen to breakcore

[wheat sphinx]

Thought this was RoR2

Kill me

[dapper trench]

Love RoR 2

Main Bandit

[delicate fox]

wdym that's just that one mercenary skin they just decided to randomly add in

[elder merlin]

New dlc coming soon

[jaunty path]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT WALL ARE YOU HIDING IN

[wheat sphinx]

Merc and Bandit main here

[elder merlin]

Acrid

Hungry acid boi

[dapper trench]

Im the hobo in your attic

[jaunty path]

I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT!

[wheat sphinx]

He needs a hug

[dapper trench]

and?

you make alot of noise

I can hear u two floors up

[tired steeple]

That was fun

God why did they make meltaguns like that

I hate the glorified shotguns

These are anti-vehicle weapons

[gilded socket]

Im in missus’s walls

Eating the cotton candy

[wheat sphinx]

Shotguns are epic tho

[tired steeple]

Yeah but meltas aren’t shotguns

[ocean widget]

because there arent any vehicles

[tired steeple]

Then give us a shotty

[gilded socket]

Yummy cotton candy

[ocean widget]

i mean meltaguns are short range

so may as well give em a meltagun instead of a normal shotty

less shit recieved from doing so

[wheat sphinx]

I do wish we had a shotty tho

[gilded socket]

@jaunty path im in your wall

[wheat sphinx]

Gibbing xenos sounds fun

I say this as a xenophile

[jaunty path]

THATS IMPOSSIBLE

[dapper trench]

its probably Sewerslvt aswell

[jaunty path]

Well I enjoy her sometimes

I've been addicted to picayune dreams as of late tbh

I need to diversify

You would've done better in guessing I enjoy Ska

[dapper trench]

meh its more educated guessing

[gilded socket]

Gays

[dapper trench]

so your gay

[wise depot]

you*re

[jaunty path]

[wise depot]

😈

[jaunty path]

No ya nah

[dapper trench]

godzilla

[wise depot]

Zeroturtle

[dapper trench]

I will cut you

[elder merlin]

Dont do it, @sleek harness

[wise depot]

Ah I bet you won’t foo!

[coarse tree]

If FS would just create one time use weapons and drop them in games with limited ammo. We could have a bunch of weapons that wouldn't break game balance. Would be fun, and scaled to be threat appropriate.

The train mission would have been an excellent place for mounted heavy bolters used to fight off enemy aircraft attempting to drop troops. While the team tries to disable the bomb. Think closing the doors in the carnival but with explosions.

[sleek harness]

What

[elder merlin]

Kill him

[dapper trench]

when i catch you zilla

[elder merlin]

Dont do it

[ripe tangle]

can I shoot him?

I wanna shoot him.

[elder merlin]

Yes

[wise depot]

You ain’t gonna catch shit foo

[elder merlin]

Shoot @coarse tree

[ripe tangle]

YES! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!

[gilded socket]

Eating the cotton candy in here

[dapper trench]

who are you peter griffith?

[elder merlin]

Share perhaps?

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/the-talk-tuah-podcast-family-guy-hey-peter-talk-tuah-hawk-tuah-gif-16513162795526546223

[ripe tangle]

no, I’m not a Rogue Trader.

[gilded socket]

Get your own old man

[elder merlin]

[dapper trench]

see he gets it

[ripe tangle]

I may not hold the Holy Warrant of Trade, I am willing to serve one who does…

[elder merlin]

I'll remember that, whippersnapper @gilded socket

[gilded socket]

Ok

[sleek harness]

Maxine

[ocean widget]

i think i'd rather shoot you ngl

ogryns should get heavy bolters

[wise depot]

I wish can I kill clankers on Helldivers 2 instead of going to work in 40 minutes

[ocean widget]

not have them be one time use

[dapper trench]

I need to replay mouthwashing again

[jaunty path]

Quit your job

[ripe tangle]

Missus

[wise depot]

i CANT. It’s my only source of income

[ripe tangle]

Godzilla needs a side hustle, something that isn’t just destroying Tokyo

[wise depot]

Delivering pizzas per se?

I did apply to a delivery job. Still haven’t heard jackshit

[ripe tangle]

you can do that and still destroy Tokyo during the route.

[wise depot]

for 1 month

[elder merlin]

[dapper trench]

now i want pizza

[ripe tangle]

you can try FedEx

[dapper trench]

maybe little caesars

[wise depot]

FedEx would be funny as hell

[dapper trench]

the true stuggle pizzas

[ripe tangle]

FedEx is hiring this time of year, especially now right before the Holidays

[jaunty path]

Hi luciaaa

[ripe tangle]

the truest struggle pizza is when you work at a pizza place and take home a pizza that’s either a mistake or something someone forgot to come pick up.

[jaunty path]

I'm watchint my uncle gamble

[coarse tree]

Seems like the normal response when someone says something reasonable in the darktide discord.

[dapper trench]

mood

[ripe tangle]

mood

[orchid lynx]

Gambling mentioned?

[dapper trench]

we gambling the aquila

[ripe tangle]

is it real gambling or is it like, buying Powerball tickets?

[wise depot]

I’ll gamble your lives

[jaunty path]

Fym struggle THATS FREE PIZZA BRO

YUMMERRRSSSSSSSSS

[ripe tangle]

quick: what’s your favorite pizza?

I like anchovies and mushrooms…

[jaunty path]

I am a lover of plain cheese with garlic powder, black pepper and oregano on it I think.

[ripe tangle]

I also love me a Quattro Formaggi

[ocean widget]

dont worry

it is

[ripe tangle]

how often do I threaten to shoot people here?

[ocean widget]

a decent chunk

[dapper trench]

i need to play sm2

[ripe tangle]

heh, yeah.

[jaunty path]

Balatro is more fun than slot machines

[ocean widget]

70 times so far

[jaunty path]

I can't remember when Lucia threatened to shoot me

[dapper trench]

that stratagem mode is fucking crazy

[ocean widget]

well roughly 70

[dapper trench]

however

[ripe tangle]

I’ll shoot you right now.

[ocean widget]

seafood

[ripe tangle]

would it be cruel to nickname a one armed man “Slot Machine” ?

I had a one armed character in Kenshi I named that lol

[orchid lynx]

good to not be shoot

[ocean widget]

only if they're not a bandit

[jaunty path]

assumes a smug expression and pins my cranium against your barrel

[ripe tangle]

Ha!

[jaunty path]

Bruh

I lov discord

[ripe tangle]

if I shoot you, how can you be a servitor without a brain?

Lemme shoot you in the chest instead.

We can still be friends, even if you’re Servitorised.

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

Hey guys who is sigismund

Apparently he’s an imperial fist guy people like

[elder merlin]

Black templar guy

[wise depot]

Are you gonna threaten to shoot me as well?

[tired steeple]

Oh okay black templar

[elder merlin]

That too

[jaunty path]

presses down a bit harder

Somehow they'll find a way. That Lady rannick shot point blank became a servitor. Maybe I can too. A bit of extra brain scrambling might make servitude a little more fun.

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to need a bigger gun bruh.

[tired steeple]

Oh did he found them

[jaunty path]

I'm bored

[elder merlin]

Abaddon killed him

[tired steeple]

Oh shit

[wise depot]

You ain’t gonna get a bigger gun foo

[ripe tangle]

Godzilla is like, mega-big and bulletproof

[wise depot]

they don’t do shit

[tired steeple]

Only thing I’ve heard Abaddon do other than Cadia

[jaunty path]

I can take on godzilla

[wise depot]

Not with that attitude

[elder merlin]

It was a helluva fight though, Sigismund almost killed Abaddon, probably would have if he hadnt been older than dirt

[tired steeple]

Interesting

[ripe tangle]

I kind of want you to keep your mental faculties… that way you can still listen to my sermons.

[tired steeple]

And this was full sized big ass Abaddon?

[dapper trench]

wtf

[tired steeple]

Chaos blessed and all?

[ripe tangle]

and if you have a slightly working brain, you can still worship the God Emperor.

[wheat sphinx]

"helluva"?

[elder merlin]

Wasnt he originally imperial fists and then became black templar leader or whatever? I forget

[ripe tangle]

hell of a?

[dapper trench]

boss?

[lofty light]

the one called "pizza mexicana" here
it has salami, jalapeno and pineapple
by default
some places also put bacon, blue cheese and/or peppers on it

[ocean widget]

thats it
you're all getting defenestrated

[wheat sphinx]

[elder merlin]

Ya'll fuckin kids never heard the term "Helluva"?

[ocean widget]

its directly connected to helluva boss paul

[elder merlin]

Goddamn, i fuckin ya'll motherfuckers

[fading otter]

Paul’s fuckin us?

[dapper trench]

fun fact

[elder merlin]

IT WAS A TERM BEFORE THAT SHOW

[ocean widget]

he does everyday

[wheat sphinx]

No, Vivziepop invented it when she made the show where everyone says fucking every fucking second of the motherfucking show.

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

i know but the show ruined it

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

I think of Blood on the Risers when I see Helluva

[elder merlin]

You goddamn tykes

[ocean widget]

i swear less than that fucking show

i hate it

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a fan of Vivsiepop tbh

[tired steeple]

THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

[ocean widget]

also the fact it just sucks as a show in general

[tired steeple]

Boy I sure do wonder why

[wheat sphinx]

But.... swearing = le comedy?

[tired steeple]

Yeah she sucks

[dapper trench]

every character in this weeks cosmetics is missing a legs

[tired steeple]

She sucks a lot

[ocean widget]

i dont blame you
theres a tumblr thing about it hold on ill see if i can find it

[ripe tangle]

I bet I could make a much better show

[ocean widget]

https://www.tumblr.com/showtoonzfan/tagged/vivziepop criticism

[dapper trench]

I use to watch it with my ex

not anymore

[elder merlin]

I dont think he had his sword and all, i forget, it was in the second black legion book

[ocean widget]

vivziepop seems like the type of person who'd romance ascended astarion

[wheat sphinx]

Holy shit there is a lot

[tired steeple]

I gotta read more 40k literature

I was enjoying night lords omnibus

[elder merlin]

Someone who can remember the lore tell @tired steeple what happened

[wheat sphinx]

I am desperate enough to do it tbh

[tired steeple]

Talos is pretty cool

[ocean widget]

no the fuck you are not

no the genuine fuck you are not

[wheat sphinx]

I would romance Durge

Because dragonborn

[elder merlin]

Ascended who?

[ocean widget]

BG3 vampire

[ripe tangle]

I would kill Karlach… this makes me a monster right?

[dapper trench]

morven vahl and that spear of faith

[ocean widget]

ascending him continues the cycle of abuse he went through as a vampire spawn

[wheat sphinx]

The guy voiced by the British

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/astarion-baldur's-gate-3-baldurs-gate-3-baldurs-gate-bg3-gif-13038924746584161259

[orchid lynx]

yes

[dapper trench]

you will see one of the most badass night lord there is in that book

[ocean widget]

i've only used him for lockpicking shit since not a fan of his character

[wheat sphinx]

I funnily enough never interacted with him and got spawn Astarion

When I did his quest

[tired steeple]

A more perfect description I could not conjure. She is exactly that type of person

[ripe tangle]

I also let Gale blow himself up…

[wheat sphinx]

I stay winnijg

[blissful kiln]

Astarion is a character written for twilight fans and tumblr girls

[ocean widget]

character-wise or actual life wise

character no
life yes

[blissful kiln]

his quest is also hilariously buggy

[tired steeple]

I’ve romanced shart like 6 times I think I have a problem

[wheat sphinx]

You mean to tell me you're not a based rogue?

[dapper trench]

ah

[ripe tangle]

Character-wise

Irl me would never.

[elder merlin]

Turns into a full vamp and doesnt even get a transformation? Thats why vampires are inferior to werewolves

[ocean widget]

his quest is also not even connected to the main fucking story

granted karlachs isnt but thats literally just collect 3 metal

[blissful kiln]

why should it be

and Cazador was involved in the main plot

[ocean widget]

because you'd expect the companions to be tied to the main story

[ocean widget]

is he?

[blissful kiln]

he is

[wheat sphinx]

I forgot how he was tbh

[blissful kiln]

he has a tadpole

[ripe tangle]

also, I don’t like Shadowheart, she’s untrustworthy…

[ocean widget]

oh

i meant his actual quest

[wheat sphinx]

Her name is Shart

[ripe tangle]

heh Shart

[ocean widget]

i mean shes literally a trickery cleric of shar

[blissful kiln]

I prefer when everything isn't conveniently tied into the main story

everyone is already a special snowflake in bg3

[ocean widget]

you can do some shit with her once you reach like act 2-3

[ocean widget]

i mean wylls barely is and karlach isnt at all

[tired steeple]

Except wyll

[blissful kiln]

but she's hot and cute uwu

[tired steeple]

They gave wyll nothing

[dapper trench]

got me moving like venom spiderman

[wheat sphinx]

If only Durge was a companion too, but no if you don't play Durge you find him fully naked dead in Orin's place with a bloody pentagram

[ocean widget]

yeah wyll literally has "oh hey complete some trials" in act 3 and thats it

[tired steeple]

Tbf that’s kinda her job

[blissful kiln]

karlach doesn't have a quest xdd

[tired steeple]

Wyll isn’t even needed for his own quest

[wheat sphinx]

We need some justice for Durge

[ocean widget]

its literally just collect metal, go to man, collect metal, go to man, collect metal, go to man

because larian couldnt be fucked to do anything with the gondians

[blissful kiln]

yeah, but it ends in act2

it's unfinished

[ocean widget]

we dont ngl

[wheat sphinx]

He's a dragonborn...

[ocean widget]

yes

[wheat sphinx]

See?

[ocean widget]

did you check his lore?

and orins?

[wheat sphinx]

Yes.

[blissful kiln]

Wyll's quest is saving his daddy, the gay undead dragon is not really his quest

[shy sandal]

Infernal Robe, best item early on for a barbarian... Just saying

[ocean widget]

and the fact orin got him tadpoled?

[tired steeple]

Durge is great cause it was the original main quest before they made it an origin

[ocean widget]

i mean yeah
but you do get directly told about it with wyll

[blissful kiln]

not necessarily

[ocean widget]

without him you just get the council woman to tell you

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah, fuck Orin.

[ocean widget]

yeah
his dad tells him and then he tells you

[blissful kiln]

if you don't have wyll in the party, some random chick in the city tells you about ansur

[tired steeple]

Florrick is hot btw just saying

[elder merlin]

Who is Florrick?

[tired steeple]

Just spewing that on the floor

[ocean widget]

yeah orin wants durge dead for daddys favour cus durge is the perfect bhaalspawn

[ripe tangle]

I know still, first time I played I was all “the fuck are you hiding from me!?!” through all of Chapter 1 lol

[shy sandal]

They are connected somewhat, but yes, it's not mandatory

[ocean widget]

wylls dads mate

[tired steeple]

Councillor woman who tells you to sabe the duke

*save

[elder merlin]

A dark elf?

[wheat sphinx]

I want Durge to be my daddy tbh.

[elder merlin]

Looked like a dark elf

[blissful kiln]

technically

yes

💀

[elder merlin]

Or maybe she was just a regular elf that was black?

[ocean widget]

shes a high elf paul

[shy sandal]

Grrrrrr Elves

[elder merlin]

I dont know

Only saw a thumbnail

[ocean widget]

paul just because shes black doesnt make her a dark elf

[wheat sphinx]

Based Salamander enjoyer.

[ocean widget]

dark elves are purple

[elder merlin]

Drow

[agile raven]

It varies.

[blissful kiln]

I think drow should be black too

[tired steeple]

Dark elves are in skyrim

Drow are in dnd

[ripe tangle]

heh imagine being purple

[tired steeple]

Easy

[blissful kiln]

it's kinda racist that they're only blue

[agile raven]

Sometimes they're purple.
Sometimes they're dark.

[jaunty path]

I'll listen to them within the warp. Half of my conciousnesses is probably going to be overtaken by slaanesh

[elder merlin]

Are all drow pieces of shit in bg3?

[tired steeple]

Sometimes they’re super white

[shy sandal]

More like drown 👎

[tired steeple]

No

[ocean widget]

i mean it does make sense though
they dont see the sun
granted being blue doesnt make sense either but yknow

[tired steeple]

You can be a good lolth-sworn

[wheat sphinx]

Mate, I am purple.

[ocean widget]

lolth ones are

[agile raven]

Drow are more prone to being dickheads because that's just how Forgotten Realms made them.

[elder merlin]

Isnt that their whole thing? Matriarchal society and majority of them are evil pieces of shit cause spider goddess monster?

[jaunty path]

Like you'd know :p

[ripe tangle]

What’s it like?

[ocean widget]

"Raised by Lolth's cult in the city of Menzoberranzan, these drow embody the virtues of their corrupt and merciless goddess. Lolth marks Her followers with bright red eyes so those in the Underdark will learn to fear them on sight"

[shy sandal]

Kind of, yes

[tired steeple]

Tbf you can’t blame drow. They are kinda conditioned to be like that

[agile raven]

I recommend getting a doctor for that.

[tired steeple]

*in bg3 you can be a good lolth sworn

[wheat sphinx]

I nearly got skinned alive by my DM's former PC

And are discriminated against daily

[blissful kiln]

Dark Eldar are copypasted Drow

[elder merlin]

Imagine wanting to be any kind of elf in a game

[tired steeple]

I love elves

[ocean widget]

the only 2 seldarine drow that arent hirelings or working for the absolute are sex workers though

[shy sandal]

Except paler

[tired steeple]

More of a gith fan though

[ocean widget]

fucking frog fucker

[shy sandal]

Now that explains a lot

[wheat sphinx]

I wanna stay being purple dragon tho

[blissful kiln]

bad dragon?

[tired steeple]

Then in second place we got elved

Elves

[elder merlin]

Unfortunately

[cobalt topaz]

Havoc 40 grind anyone?

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[elder merlin]

Now get rid of him

[tired steeple]

Big fan of duergar too

Those guys are neat

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle Sorry if I made you uncomfortable

[wheat sphinx]

No, I am chaotic good

:D

[ripe tangle]

Drukhari are really just 40k Druchii which are literally just Drukhari if they weren’t sci-fi, also instead of having a Dark City in a pocket dimension, they just control the in-universe version of North America lol

[shy sandal]

If it has pointy ears, i'll burn it until it no longer screams

Am i alone in my prayers, brothers and sisters?

[ocean widget]

yes because lucia hasnt spoken yet

[wheat sphinx]

That's not very Salamander of you

[elder merlin]

Who the hell even are you?

[ocean widget]

bro that is literally what salamanders do

[tired steeple]

That is extremely salamander of them

[ripe tangle]

Praise the God Emperor and his Cleansing Flame!

[shy sandal]

Idk man, i'm bored as fuck

[ocean widget]

ok now shes spoken

[elder merlin]

I swear, some of these red names just be coming out of nowhere, never seen some of them talk in my life

[wheat sphinx]

Like me!

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

Minthussy is kinda bussin' tho ngl

[tired steeple]

Salamanders are known for the time they burned several eldar children

[ocean widget]

hes got 2000 messages paul

you've got dementia

[ripe tangle]

within my heart is a fire fostered by a flint made of faith, with that fire I shall burn Xenos with everything I can muster.

[jaunty path]

Dude hell sounds great honestly. You get to die again and again and again

[tired steeple]

Yeah I’ve seen Armetzger around

[ocean widget]

awful
best DND race is being a bunch of other races limbs stitched together into a working body

[blissful kiln]

based, children are kinda cringe

[ripe tangle]

The Emperor Grant me strength, for through him I can do anything!

[tired steeple]

I read a lot of your messages in the voice of the sister from rogue trader

In my head

What was her name

[elder merlin]

Never seen that fucking greenskin before in my life, get back to me when he he got 40k

[ocean widget]

abelard

[ripe tangle]

Argenta

[tired steeple]

No Abelard is the strongest man in 40k not the sister

Thank you

[ocean widget]

read lucia as abelard damnit

[tired steeple]

Yeah I read your messages in Argenta’s voice in my heaf

[shy sandal]

You know you're fucked when people recognize you over how unemployed you are

[elder merlin]

Arcanine

[tired steeple]

Pfft

[ocean widget]

actually yeah this is why we dont have dog people in warhammer

pokemon'll sue them

[elder merlin]

Im sorry, were we not saying names that start with A?

[tired steeple]

Asda

[blissful kiln]

Aboba

[ocean widget]

im banishing you to lidl

[shy sandal]

Now that is just a shame.

[tired steeple]

AHHH AHHH NOOO

[jaunty path]

Should we really discriminate when purging heretics

[elder merlin]

Shut up, Greenskin, dont you got a WAAAAAAGH to wage?

[blissful kiln]

no, discrimination is racist

purge them all

[wheat sphinx]

Wtf man Lidl has the best chocolate donuts...

[shy sandal]

I'm not actually green, you know that is just a uniform, right?

[elder merlin]

Just remember, its not discrimination if you look them in the eyes and give them a firm handshake

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm, sounds like you greenskins are getting craftier

[ocean widget]

ill banish you to heron foods

[wheat sphinx]

NO

[shy sandal]

Emperor bless you sweet brute ❤️

[ocean widget]

lucia

[ripe tangle]

I’ll take this as a compliment

[ripe tangle]

Yes?

[ocean widget]

ah thought you meant what arm said

[tired steeple]

I like her voice so I think it is

[ripe tangle]

brb g2g

[ocean widget]

ngl i could not stand argenta
fucker missed more than i did and i had fuck all weapon skills

i used a simple revolver and i hit more shots than she did with a bolter

[shy sandal]

Best thing to do is grab officer commissar and just scream at her to shoot 200 rounds at the start of her turn

[ocean widget]

nah i made whos her face just pop heads

idira

got her the one that sent excess damage to other enemies

used officer ult and extra turn on her when i could

[blissful kiln]

Argenta uses a lasgun in act1

after that she can solo the game

[shy sandal]

Idira always explodes with warp damage in my experiece, i understand why people are untrustworthy of psykers now

[gilded socket]

Guh

[elder merlin]

Im trying to figure out what im gonna make next week for food. Should i make grilled cheese melts and tomato soup, pasta with ground venison or Burritos?

[ocean widget]

yeah thats fair

[ocean widget]

never had her explode

dont know why

[ocean widget]

cheese

[elder merlin]

Get back in the fight, Soldier

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

[blissful kiln]

on my secodn playthrough idira killed herself literally in the first ever battle

[sleek harness]

Back at killing their teammates because rats

[ocean widget]

it is clear i can somehow channel fuck it we ball energy into ingame characters if you guys keep having idira explode on you

[elder merlin]

Have you tried not being rat? Maybe try being undead, maybe @gilded socket doesnt kill undead?

[gilded socket]

I want the law enforcer warbond so badddd

[elder merlin]

Maxine wants to be a dirty cop

[dapper trench]

then get it?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/balance-skateboard-grind-stairs-rails-gif-15612525

[shy sandal]

I'm going to take a nap. See you guys at a later time

[ocean widget]

have fun

dont die

[gilded socket]

If only i had enough super creds

[agile raven]

Sir you're asphyxiating.

[gilded socket]

I was also thinking about End of Watch

Good cop movie

[ocean widget]

grind motherfucker grind

[wheat sphinx]

Wdym by that?

[ocean widget]

suffocating makes the body turn blue due to a lack of oxygen within the blood

[gilded socket]

I KNOW

[wheat sphinx]

I thought that was a cartoon thing

Tbh

[ocean widget]

[tired steeple]

Maxine, a trans lady, wanting cop gear?

[agile raven]

Nope it is very real.
I have seen it.

[tired steeple]

You’re supposed to throw bricks at them!

[ocean widget]

worse than the smurf incest family thats for sure

[dapper trench]

know what

[ocean widget]

yes theres a bunch of people so incestous their skin turned blue

[tired steeple]

The what

Oh

Yeah

That

[ocean widget]

the smurf incest family

[dapper trench]

the black templar for space marine 2 has a executioner sword

fatshark

[gilded socket]

I like cop gear without the cops

[dapper trench]

how can a game that been around less than dt have something you dont

[wheat sphinx]

I see

[gilded socket]

Im a fan of the 80s SWAT gear

[wheat sphinx]

Wut

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[tired steeple]

I should play ready or not sometime

Or swat 4

[gilded socket]

And because of halo 3 odst i like cop gear in military settings

Tells a story

[ocean widget]

the red states getting to her

[tired steeple]

Warbonds also having a slight storyline is really cool

After the battle for super earth we got force of law. Which makes sense, you need the police to keep dissidents down

[gilded socket]

No im very democratic

[gilded socket]

I see it more as how the war effort is taking more and more from Super Earth

[tired steeple]

Need to keep reasonable people filthy rebels from getting ideas

That works too

And how we got control group shortly after

Cause we took a bunch of their tech

[gilded socket]

Suppiles getting so low showing our desperation for armor

[wheat sphinx]

Oh no.

[tired steeple]

Viper commandos appeared when we got jungle planets

[gilded socket]

Going for law enforcement gear which would be softer armor and “stun” weapons

[ocean widget]

maybe in a reasonable place

super earth however is the place where you'd get a 12 gauge for saying the current president is bad

[gilded socket]

Thats why i said “stun”

[tired steeple]

And you get a free gun at 16!

[ocean widget]

i mean it sure would stun ya

[gilded socket]

Its “non lethal”

“No sir, the pellets didn’t kill him, the stun after they struck the back of his head did!”

[ocean widget]

oh yeah rq
@ripe tangle did u kill nettie

[stable fox]

Or maybe just don't be a friend with a dog

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[stable fox]

Un undead yourself

[gilded socket]

I want carne asada

[sleek harness]

Can't

I am dead

[stable fox]

Urh

Karking foolish

[ocean widget]

just kill the corpse and cast true resurrection on it @stable fox

[blazing ibex]

I'm having carne asada tacos today.

[ocean widget]

problem solved

[sleek harness]

Funger reference?

[ocean widget]

DnD

[blazing ibex]

I could not be more ready for the feast.

[sleek harness]

Shit

[tired steeple]

I love funger

[ocean widget]

if i wanted to get fucked over a coinflip i'd go to a casino

[tired steeple]

My favourite was O’saa

[tired steeple]

Who else

[sleek harness]

[tired steeple]

Marcoh? Yeah his playthrough is fun

[blissful kiln]

O'saama Bin Hunger

[tired steeple]

Punching shit was great

[elder merlin]

Monke

[tired steeple]

Think I’ll be doing Karin’s next

[gilded socket]

Jelly

[tired steeple]

Then Abella and that should be everyone

[sleek harness]

When August gaming

[tired steeple]

Knife gremlin what do we call you

[sleek harness]

Want to play as him

[tired steeple]

I wanna play as Samarie

[tired steeple]

I hate her with a passion

But it’ll be fun

Maybe cause it’d be in character I could keep Marina’s head around

[blazing ibex]

We're talkin funger.

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[blazing ibex]

Hmm

[tired steeple]

Will august even be playable

[gilded socket]

Penis

[tired steeple]

That guy just does parkour over all his problems

Woahhh language

[sleek harness]

[blazing ibex]

Karin.

[tired steeple]

She’s hot

[gilded socket]

Pepino review wehn?

[tired steeple]

And who I’ll play next

She better be good I kinda also don’t like her much

[ocean widget]

the only thing i know about funger is that the one wheelchair character can stun people by throwing herself down a flight of stairs

[tired steeple]

… I did her playthrough and even I wasn’t aware of that

That’s brilliant

Olivia (wheelchair lady) is the strongest in the game btw

[ocean widget]

im not surprised

shes got a wheelchair

[tired steeple]

Oh no she poisons people

[ocean widget]

oh

awful

thought she'd WWE that shit

[ocean widget]

oh yeah doesnt she get a gun?

[tired steeple]

Several characters do but yeah she can also get one

Only O’saa can’t use guns

[ocean widget]

sick

[gilded socket]

Sesbian lex

[tired steeple]

Signalis

[somber stream]

We’re all just machine inside™

[jaunty path]

Smoking cigs should be a sin

[gilded socket]

I want sesbian lex in helldivers

[jaunty path]

No lex in helldivers

[stable fox]

Good

[lofty light]

funny ain't it?
the only people who are against smokin indoors are people who don't smoke

[nocturne bloom]

I heard something vaguely segz related and now ive awoken from my slumber

What happened

[gilded socket]

Hi laminate

[arctic escarp]

because fuck smelling poison inside the house

e cig being healthier than normal cigarettes is a huge misconception

[fast cosmos]

chat why is fatshark clowning? it has been a full business quarter and still no arbites cosmetics

[lofty light]

case in point; you don't smoke

[lethal solstice]

Its probably a GW moment

[fading otter]

It should be pretty obvious why people who have chosen to not actively poison themselves don’t want said poisons used in their house. Not even talking about health effects it’s also just a dog shit smell lol

Plus it literally yellows walls?

[lofty light]

all these words, just to confirm my belief: you don't smoke?

[fading otter]

Ok so you’re just trolling

I figured with an opinion so stupid

[lofty light]

I'm not trolling

I'm genuinely of the opinion that you should be able to smoke everywhere

[fading otter]

Lmao gross

Glad that shit got left in the 60s

[lofty light]

I'm a lifelong smoker since age 13

[gilded socket]

Gay

[fading otter]

You ever seen someone cleaning out the apartment of a heavy smoker after they die at the ripe old age of 56? There’s literally outlines of the picture frames on the walls in yellow

[lofty light]

I actually am gay, how could you tell?

[round mica]

Hello chat

[round mica]

Yeah it's disgusting

[gilded socket]

Sniff the gayness

[round mica]

Ecig will fuck your lungs up

I dont think smoking anything is healthy tbh

I really need to quit

[elder merlin]

Kill him

[round mica]

What about the people with breathing problems

[fading otter]

Or pregnant women

[round mica]

My little brother has asthma so bad he's constantly ending up in hospital, his lungs just don't work

[nocturne bloom]

My dad's 51, been smoking since he was 8, miraculously is perfectly healthy

[round mica]

fuck no

this ain’t the 60s anymore

smoke outside

Smoking a pack of ciggeretes a day and drinking a bottle of wine / 4 or 5 beers is what they do in Italy and they live to over 100 healthy

Might be genetics tho

There's a town with a bunch of really old lady's that do this and they swear it's the secret to life

yeah i’m sure the sound of them hacking up a lung when they wake up is real pleasant

There body's staying alive for that next ciggy

Ciggy butt braiiiin

[trail ridge]

Omg. This is embarassing. I got flown off the map (out of bounds) twice.

[round mica]

it happens to everyone

I think Gloriana is the worst

Especially when they throw a boss at you at the start

[nocturne bloom]

Now go for three

[mint gate]

Now that I’ve got every class to 30, now what do I do?

[nocturne bloom]

Every penance

[round mica]

Auric > auric mal > havoc

[stark bobcat]

then solos

[nocturne bloom]

You havent finished a class until every penance it offers is done

[stark bobcat]

auric > auric mael > havoc

[nocturne bloom]

[round mica]

Ooor

Play hd2

[stark bobcat]

or

PoE2

[nocturne bloom]

True

No more darktide

Only hd2

Flag a filthy dragon roach with a solo silo

[round mica]

We need you on the front line diver!

We are getting cooked

[nocturne bloom]

speaking of hd2

doing a medal farm if anyone wants in

[orchid lynx]

same as super credit farm?

[nocturne bloom]

D10 eradicate mission

[orchid lynx]

im down after im done with the one im doing rn

[heady echo]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

hot vamp girl gif

[arctic escarp]

Ive quit smoking anything in my 20s after doing it throughout me being a teen

[nocturne bloom]

No

[ocean widget]

holy shit @fierce cave i didnt know raids gave so much ammo

i have like 16k special .50 cal

[heady echo]

I mean smoking is the worst bio wise. Snorting comes second and injecting third. So better to inject if anything

But what do i know. I just like to sit around the campfire and play guitar and take drugs, trusting no mutant will attack me when i got my goptiks with me

[visual nebula]

Just carried my team so far... then server crashed...

[nocturne bloom]

Sometimes I wanna buy an xbox subscription just to dump thousands of pounds of shit on you two

[ocean widget]

im on PC

well steam

F76 doesnt have crossplatform last time i checked cus i remember sangheli dumping shit on fuckin whos her name

moebian

thats the fucker

[nocturne bloom]

Ill literally drop 100k pounds of stims

[arctic escarp]

now I dont know if injecting drugs is relatively better

[unborn dust]

only 4k plus players on steam rn? that's ridiculous

for this game that is

[arctic escarp]

content lull period

[unborn dust]

Yeah... sad to see

[round mica]

Their own greed

Is why this is happening

Oh we can't fix what's broken but here's another 25$ cosmetic

[unborn dust]

they really are shooting themselves in the foot

[round mica]

Oh yeah

For a lil period I thought we were OK w the mortis trials and ogryn but

Then it got WORSE

And now the games a absolute mess

[orchid lynx]

@nocturne bloom ight im done

[arctic escarp]

I wouldnt say the games a mess, just stale

Ive figured out everything about the classes I actually enjoy playing

[round mica]

it's pretty broken in this current state

[arctic escarp]

psyker and ogryn doesnt interest me gameplay wise

[nocturne bloom]

Game has memory leak issues
"Wouldn't say the games a mess"

[round mica]

I mean just being constantly dced due to their servers shitying the bed for one

Like the game barely work bro

[arctic escarp]

Ive not noticed any memory leak issues

[round mica]

You have to met specific conditions

[arctic escarp]

personal anecdote I know but still xd

[round mica]

Havoc is somehow even worse

Lagging and dc

I hope they save it I really do

But I'm done lieing to myself

[unborn dust]

I just want new weapons

and better stuff for vet

[round mica]

I'm still waiting for these controller binds Dawg how many years has it been

Oh but we made 80 cosmetics that are all recolors instead

Grrr

[heady echo]

It is better in the short run compared to smoking spliffs every day for years. Tis about perspective

[arctic escarp]

well I personally see dong drugs as worse

[heady echo]

Respecting that

Was just coming from a long term bio degrade standpoint

[arctic escarp]

though I equally dislike drugs and smoking tbh

[ripe tangle]

I quit smoking earlier this year

the last time I smoked a cigarette was mid June

considering it’s September now, I think I’m doing pretty good.

[orchid lynx]

respectable

[round mica]

Doing great

[orchid lynx]

very respectable

[heady echo]

You are doing well whatever month trust me 😉

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid lynx]

@nocturne bloom so are we gamer or what?

[heady echo]

Damn if i had known we all sounded like a bunch of simps id never had said anything

[nocturne bloom]

Full atm

[arctic escarp]

hell yea, congrats on making it this far!

[ripe tangle]

Thank you

[round mica]

Health is wealth

[ripe tangle]

I kinda want curry…

[round mica]

Curry do sound good rn

[somber stream]

Good morning chat

[ripe tangle]

specicially the thai green kind

Good Morning Licht.

[round mica]

Thai green my beloved

[somber stream]

Buy a bar of japanese golden curry

[orchid lynx]

ello

[somber stream]

Good evening Lucia

Ayyyy Zek

Something tells me you didn’t wake up at this hour

[orchid lynx]

gulp

[somber stream]

Yeah

[orchid lynx]

im not planning on sleeping today

maybe on the train but thats a big maybe

[somber stream]

Maby

Going somewhere?

[orchid lynx]

hometown

for a day or 2

[somber stream]

Lovelay

Nothing beat a good home cooked meal

[round mica]

U can't go wrong especially if you make from scratch

Always Use real ingredients

Over processed stuff

[orchid lynx]

@somber stream ur working today?

[somber stream]

Real™

No, it’s sunday

Wait is it

[orchid lynx]

yeah

[somber stream]

Yeh

[orchid lynx]

so um

we gotta kill them bugs no?

[somber stream]

Hmmmm, maybe in an hour from now

Need to do my morning routine

[orchid lynx]

[somber stream]

See you then Helldiver

[dapper trench]

damn m8

i leave for to get svdeka and come back to see

this

[orchid lynx]

"this"

[dapper trench]

WHERES THE FUNNY?

THE FUN?

THE HERESY THAT I CAN CALL OTHER OUT ON?

TRULY THIS CHAT IS DEADER THAN THE CADIANS ON CADIA

[orchid lynx]

U cannot have heresy on the chat with both a sister of battle and a commissar

[ocean widget]

"good morning"
me who hasn't gone to bed yet:

[orchid lynx]

same bestie

[dapper trench]

AND YET THERES GENE STEALERS ON TERRA

[orchid lynx]

Thats heretical to say

[dapper trench]

MORE WEIRDER THINGS OTHER THAN THAT MATE

[marble iron]

YEAH. MY WIFE

[dapper trench]

Sir

im trying to make a point here

and you're helping prove it

thank you

[somber stream]

Get some sleep motherfucker

[marble iron]

She stole my genes and made more of herself

[ocean widget]

no im busy

[somber stream]

Okay we need a better way to address you

[ocean widget]

no, motherfucker works fine

[dapper trench]

a dress

[somber stream]

[orchid lynx]

Dense

[dapper trench]

i prefer Dense

[ocean widget]

yeah i usually get called dense or DDM

[somber stream]

Dense sounds off

[orchid lynx]

Dense Motherfucker

[dapper trench]

im cutting someone

[somber stream]

Motherfucker sounds more fitting, but it’s a mouthful and im lazy

Reminds me of that uhhhh

One super hero movie, kick ass?

”Call me, The Motherfucker”

[dapper trench]

nothing better than watching scps and drinking

[fair bridge]

[round mica]

Old English words are Hillarious honestly

Mother fucker

[ocean widget]

kick ass 2

[somber stream]

Good shit

[round mica]

Have you guys seen defendor

[dapper trench]

theres a

scp

based off of john cena

[round mica]

It's so sad 😭

[ocean widget]

john cena isnt an SCP, hes a lovely man

[round mica]

Woody harrelson plays a slow guy who thinks he's batman

It's very funny but the end man

God damn

[dapper trench]

but u can't see him tho

[ocean widget]

SCP-3331-1 is a humanoid entity with the appearance and physical characteristics of American professional wrestler John Cena. All instances suffer from situs inversus3, and approximately 70% display additional anomalous properties. Interviews suggest that instances possess memories that closely mirror those of John Cena at the time of manifestation, though their personalities and behaviours have been seen to differ significantly. Table 3331-A contains examples of SCP-3331-1 instances.

[somber stream]

Sounds interesting, ill give it a go

[round mica]

He like goes against drug dealers w guns w like gadgets and devices , oh he also has a pole he wacks them with

It's actually so wholesome

https://youtu.be/dLx3kf06rOE?si=3udDb262rt6nte2q

Licht he uses WASPS

[ocean widget]

holy shit this is sick
"Investigation of John Cena's home revealed a hidden basement equipped with a makeshift wrestling ring. Buried beneath the ring was a mass grave filled with the bodies of 15 other SCP-3331-1 instances in advanced states of decay. Each appeared to have died from extreme trauma consistent with injuries sustained during wrestling. A number of the corpses continued to display evidence of anomalous properties."

[ocean widget]

i mean so does swarm

[dapper trench]

THATS WHY HES MY GOAT FR

[round mica]

He wears a swat helmet and a like full black suit w a duct tape D on the front for defendor

[round mica]

This guy somehow gets them into a jar and then throws said jar at you

[fair bridge]

holy shit the new speargun is fantastic

[round mica]

What's even better is it actually works

Woe , wasp swarm upon ye