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it’s said to taste bland at best and horrid at worst.
Id imagine like out of date hash beef
For some reason I had a potatoe-y kind of starchy taste 
“Never had a rat burger before? Thats a damn good rat burger”
i always imagined it being a kind of fatty paste that mostly tastes kind of starchy and bland
Rat taste gooooood
Mmm rat with a side of corpse starch
imagine boiling a potato and ONLY boiling a potato, doing nothing else to it.
is how I imagine the taste and texture to be
Hashed beef.
Beef in a can meant for decade long shelf storage
tbh your average Corpse Starch ration probably tastes more like the can it’s in than what’s inside.
Ah man
Also spam. But thats a delicacy in hawaii
That's bleak
Welcome to grimdark
it’ll keep you from starving though
Do the higher classes and nobility have accsess to actual foods?
Or are we all just eating canned corpse in the 41st millennium
Mostly just under hivers
Could also worship slaanesh I’m sure there’s a chaos stash of twinkies somewhere
Guards have access to synthetic food and MREs
I think its reserved for long campaigns and overworked industrial hive cities
20,000 year old twinkies, I bet there still good
would you rather live on a Hive World or on Super Earth?
Super Earth please
Super earth
At least you won't get stabbed for no good reason
anyone who chooses Hive World is insane
I’d rather die than live in any capacity in the grimdsrk future lol
Freedom must reign over every last star
What even is the lore for super earth
rather live in the hive world tbh
the stimm game can't be beat
I mean obviously super earth, but what is it like there
Wanted to be at peace w us 😭
And why did we choose violence?
Id like to think SE citizens work like Fallout vault dwellers
Just… on a planetary level
I'm gonna take a guess and go with cause they are not human?
I Still need to read up on the lore
oil.
Ahhhh
it’s kinda like Starship Troopers except more Murica flavored
Probably had motives super earth did not exactly agree with
Power and greed is what made S.E what it is today
We chose violence bc we wanted to liberate the resources they had wrongfully made for themselves
Wait isn't this why we are trying to farm the nids
Yes
the cities on Super Earth look kinda “Cyberpunk” in aesthetic
They're corporate cyberpunk
but generally speaking it’s just Starship Troopers with more Murica flavoring
And we also caused them to mutate I'm pretty sure 💀
That we did
Pretty much every single problem ever in Helldiver universe is self manifested by SE
se cities are if apartments was the new suburbia
Sounds pretty realistic normal earth is pretty good at that too lol
lol
FOR managed DEMOCRACY
We're capable of many good, but i wouldn't put it past us to do more harm than good, if left unchecked
Probbably takes both sides of the coin tbh no good without bad vice versa
I always imagined SE to be kinda like living in the most stereotypical version of the US except planet-wide, and the way things generally look is sorta like Bladerunner.
I wonder if the people who call Helldivers "fascist" realize that the "managed democracy" they have in place is pretty much what we have right now in the West.
That spray tower shit didnt go exactly as planned

Very much so, there was supposed to be a real time election day
3 candidates, but it was scrapped by AH
One of them is a blonde lady advocate for gun rights
I love the similarity to starship trooper it's like taking the piss out of the politics and its all propaganda "you WONT be sent to a work camp if you fail an objective" 
So arrowhead thought they'd rig the election, but then realized "why bother?" and got rid of it to install their guy anyway, classic
lol

'managed democracy' amirite
Lmao istg starship trooper was the original inspiration
Terminator and some relevant generic alien movie at the time played cameo parts
It was
Yeah that’s super obvious haha
Starship troopers was the inspiration for helldivers
I’m doing my part!
I aint doin shit!
God i hope the movie won't suck
love that meme
Lmao that movie is great
They making a starship troopers movie?
How many movies are there…?
- 3 classics and 2 cgi
And yes there was cgi cartoon that ended in cliffhanger with arachnid queen
She departure towards the earth
Spaceballs will be amazing if they got the original dude working on it... I think.
Sony is making a Helldiver movie
Yeah, i did see that
Whether or not there's space in the current movie industry for a fun comedy is another thing
Unsure if CGI or live action yet
Let's hope it will hold the satire part intact like how they "tried" with first starship troopers movie
Because the rest of filmography... Yeah...
One tried to be horror, other is just bad
The satire is why I enjoy the 1st movie
Cgi movies are... I don't remember
I think starship troopers is best when it doesn’t take itself too seriously that’s like half the tone
The general consensus i've seen is that if its live action, they should have the actors change everytime the helldivers die and have the helldivers die every couple minutes
Hd2 is kinda similar
Starshit Starship troopers becoming a chauvinist nationalist flick in the current period would be incredibly ironic
Doesn't take itself so seriously
The west version is more bc of bureaucratic convolution. Drawing up random vote lines to stay in office
Thats the senate tho, i think
I like this flavour of space fascism
I have also played st extermination for a quite while and I'd say it can be a good game if it works
Come the fuck on. All 3 Starship Troopers films were good, it's just that the 1st one was so great the sequels can't compare.
And actor of John Rico played this game btw
Wish i could have met them, a nice guy
CGI would be the best approach imo, replacing cast after cast due to how often you have to replace a helldiver would be insane
Okay. Second film was... Something
You guys know theres a starship trooper base build/ defense game?
Its pricy af, super buggy, and servers are abysmal from what ive heard
But i also heard it was a gem to the fans despite all that
I'm not a big fan of live action tbh
Unfortunately they still has some flaws here and there despite interesting additions
Sometimes it's good
Yeah it was basically a horror film with nothing to do with the first movie. But I still liked it.
Is that Extermination i was mentioning previously?
Especially when for example like the lion king
I think so yeah
We did not need a live action lion king 💀
Yes indeed
I still adore this mess deeply but i won't deny it's flaws
did not need a live action anything from disney
Disney is a conglomerate now
Only stocks
Nothing that comes out of it that is super advertised is gonna be good anymore
Disney lost its magic yeeears ago
Andor tho...
Andor was good
Andor was very good imo
It just so happens they try to make consumables for everyone
It's a big difference in quality
Andor was amazing. The most striking and actually revolutionary commentary in any Star Wars property IMO
But in the end nobody but chickens
Passion projects, or a genuine director not waiting on a paycheck
Agreed, and its grittiness and grounded nature really made adult Star Wars fun and gives a different perspective on it al
I liked andor because it had none of the starwars stuff that was starting to piss me off
Jedi and what not
Those k-series droids were a menace
Chat, it's time for your daily dose of inspiration
I grew up watching the clone wars animation
The one with that made grievous terrifying
So. I dont have all the same nostalgia points
That was awesome
IS Awesome
Clone wars that was 3d is good but not good enough if we'll look at different perspective
I never knew grievous was an actual person wish they leaned into that a bit more, makes him al the more terrifying
Iirc he weilds lights lightsabers but is not force sensitive
He just takes lights lightsabers from jedi he slays iirc
Shame that clone wars 3d didn't do him enough justice to be menace
Even Ashoka in her young times could handle him long enough
(plot armor)
I liked him in episode 3
Episode 3 is probably the best starwars I'd say
Grievous was meant to be mustache twirling cyborg general that hates his soldiers bc they look like him
He was turned into a master crafted jedi killer with deep lore and personality
I loved the tone
He actually doesn't like battle droids because how ineffective they are
He genuinely trying to work with what he was given at max but expecting degrading (with ai specifically) drones that can't even handle package is really can even the most professional tactical get frustrated
Let alone tactical droids
Didn't he used to constantly kill his battle droids lmao
Da
is GW the kind of company who’d plagerize another sci-fi series, then claim copyright ownership of whatever concept then like a decade later try to sue the creators of the very works they plagerized?
He hates battle droids bc they dont have soul
After he was made into a badass, he was said to be a legendary warrior that had his species wiped out. Lot of John Carter of Mars stuff going on. He was revived by sidious for the wars and as a prototype to Vader
That's interesting 
What counts as a weapons alternate fire, my gun has a torch on it, its not that is it?
Grevious was one of my favorite charecters
ESPECIALLY in the clone wars animation movie
or is alt fire when aiming down the sight
Usually whatever tied to your keybinds
Nah it’s the torch mate, on other guns it’s often bash or brace
You gotta check by yourself which weapon has alt attack. Usually it's bashing
Wait nvm brace is aim
There is secondary action or special action, neither called alternative
I am looking at the deadeye talent
+25% crit when using alternative fire
I wouldn't be surprised at all if they took too much inspiration from something, but prior art and publishing dates are important in these cases.
They would run the risk having their copyright stripped from them if they lost the case.
The torch is indeed alt fire
Bash is punch
Brace is like concentrated hip fire
Some weapons are special special tho
That would be the secondary action then
Fair enough XD
No, the torch is the special
Some weapons has alt attack when "aiming". For example flamer. It can just spew fire but when pressing "zoom" then it starts flame everything
"while using alternative fire" ... so if my torch is turned on? or my torch its self has a crit chance now XD
Aiming down the sights would be the alternative/secondary action
Not the flashlight
Ok so when using my gun normally, free bonus crit chance
Yeah thats an easy talent pick then
Right click is alt fire
Most weapons it's aiming down sights
alternative fire =/= special action
You blithering idiot
Yeah but the keybinds call it secondary action rather than alternative
It's called alternative/secondary action because not all weapons aim down the sights with their alt action, the braced autoguns brace for instance
Fatshark Moment™
But since finding that and the shock trooper (crit = no ammo used) I think I might switch back to lasguns
Been using infantry autoguns mostly so far and ammo hasn't been a major concern yet. Just smack them with my shovel
Respect on the shovel
Yet to find a melee weapon I like over the shovel
Do people not use it? Its right there, its perfect for bashing heretics!
Especially given how close combat often ends up in this game
I play vet more, but im a zealot first
Im just happier i dont have to be in slap range to bear down an enemy
Which reminds me
how dare the arbites replace me as the attack dog with an actual dog
Vet can sometimes be a bit of a noobtrap as it's kinda presented as the ranged-focused class and the class for people coming in from other shooters, so the general experience of new vets is someone who just dies when anything comes into melee range
Lol
Those guys having a dog has got me killed before, I first saw their dog so assumed oh dogs = friendly things. Nope, turns out there are enemy dogs too.
At least now I know to check is that our dog or not
Yeah the ugly ones are friendly, the real ugly ones are not
If you see name tag or icon on it, it's your friendly cyborg mastiff
If you can see and hear it, its probably not your friend
If you see ugly and rotting canine, SHOOT IT
as Helldiver players, what do you guys think of the SEAF?
Oh well apparently I need to go out IRL now, will return later for blasting some heretics.
and their bubblegum blue uniforms
Is the seaf the fleet ?
Handy, just stay out of their line of sight
Grenades hurt
Love 'em
Super Earth Armed Forces
Its the basic military. Helldivers are recruited from SEAF
they're the rest of Super Earth's Military
Imagine if there was red type of seaf

Or white with red cross. But ig it would be medics
There is.
They are also on the floor taking a nap
Helldivers are SEAF's Elites where as the rest of SEAF is the regular armed forces
If the helldivers are the elite 
Imagine if we met seaf medic and when they see us at 50% of health they'd heal
Could save a few stims
Super earth is literally just throwing bodies at the problem
Every thing happened on the ground is canon btw

Now when we'll have an option to heal seaf soldiers...
Do you see a SEAF solo a Hivelord?
Helldivers arent just elite. They are often extreme specialists
I've seen several Helldivers at it
Ive seen some solo some overseers and bug groups
should I get back into Helldivers?
Yes
Also i hope eventually they'll have warbond that has stratagem to call for seaf troopers
I've been considering doing so a lot lately
Imagine that...
This is just another Tuesday
Honestly, this is a tactical squad management game I would play.
I haven't seen one of these in forever, I know there were a few Tom Clancy and US military games like it.
Im ngl boss I haven't even seen a hive lord yet 💀
There will be, and it will be free. Lady Liberty willing
Today you will
I'm taking you with me to D10
My life for Super Terra
Considering helldivers only get 15 minutes remedial training and 3 minutes mission brief time before dying in 2
Temo ass zerg smh
Ew. Zerg.
Buzz Lightyear was a great movie.
I like the implied lesbian kiss scene that made a bunch of grown men cry.
Oh lol
Im thinking that old rts game
I will check it out tho
With space marines
Oooh
Haven’t thought about StarCraft in a moment
That
Cool game tho
Preferred age of myth
Another awesome game
Was so excited i get to play it again now that im older
Only to remember that rts sucks on controller
Gotta love not having a pc
Eventually
Age of mythology was fun, tho I could never get into age of empires type games.
You will become one of us
I also do not own a pc
Wolololo
I was so bad at all these games
Im broke even
Aint got the funds for all dat
I just hate the lack of strategy involved.
It's pure utilization and spam
I have some of those I think, never played them.
Those games were very sweaty
Age of myth was the first game that i was invested in
At like. 6.
Old man played it. It scratched my problem solving itch better than legos
Old man didnt want me in his room on his comp tho so i got to try spyro on ps. Loved the colors. Hated the gameplay.
I think coh2 might still be active today?
I don't like the developer because I think he's a dickhead,
but They Are Billions is one of the best defense / city building / strategy games out there currently.
-# get it on sale to limit his twinkie intake
GOTH STAR
Black star shooter?
Let's Jello!
Shots shsots shsoststos
EVERYBODYYYY
YEEEAAAAAAHHHH
Its called the drunk flamingo

Actually. Saw a HD2 vid of a severed leg just spinning
RECAFF
yup
I have no coffee and it's too late to go get some 
BLACK STAR
Is it deranged time already?
Who up at real deranged hours

I gotta get to the manual labor part of my shift.
Hell ye brother gotta get that bread
me. at work.
hell yeah brother 😎
endless degen hours and silence
I gotta flip a coin on mindless serving super earth, or grinding mastery on the new sm2 weapons
Serve super earth soldier
Honestly it's probably better than the vast majority of jobs for similar pay.
Had to put my best friend to sleep earlier today so tonight is more trying than usual.
Ouch
Ah man that's rough , I'm sorry
My condolences
Part of why i don't want to get a dog myself, the parting would be too devastating for me
WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOOOOME BABYY 
Animals are wonderful, I just wish I had rich old lady money and could have got her a transplant.
By throne
They dont need much sleep compared to humans
T'au also have a better sense of smell and hearing them humans and have a wide colour spectrum :)
They get to enjoy life AND they don't have to spend 30% of it sleeping???
Being Tau must rock
It's actually disgusting how its either 5k or you lose your freind 
We have a vet here that will let you pay off the fee
Which is good
If it helps I'm sure your buddy loved everymoment of his life , honestly dogs are so wholesome
Many would die for you
Well, she was a kitty, but she did.
You'll never feel like you did enough, animal or person, but I know she enjoyed her life.
Hmmm, sounds useful
I had to put one of my cats down earlier this year, it definitely sucks
I'm one of those people that love animals so much cause there not like people, you know where you stand
There pure
Really does.
First pet was a crotchety monster that honestly needed a vet. Still cried despite the scars she gave me.
Exactly. No mind games, no ulterior motives, just an honest emotional connection
So guys, when do you think the Fall update will come?
Fall
The greatest curse is loving cats but being horribly allergic to them
Soon™
Ah there is a cat that has no hair I'm sure
Hypoallergenic or something
How soon
You also get near immunity to chaos corruption
Either late Sept or Oct, but that's an obvious estimate.
My guess would be October cause spooky
sphynx, expensive af though
Most people are allergic to the salvia more than the hair for cats
They look like rotasisary chickens
Yes
Are they the cats the Egyptians worshiped??
But I love burying my face into their fuzzy bellies. Tho with my allergies it's like pepper spraying myself
- you have to bath hairless cats.
They get slimy cause of excretions for fur.
Yes
Oof
In ancient times cat were revered by the Egyptians
No thank you
I have always wanted to interact with more reptiles
I have a jumping spider somewhere around my house I see everynow n then I named him robert
You seen Love, Death+Robots?
He's a chil guy
I think they sell specially bred hypoallergenic cats that don't produce the protein that trigger allergies but they're expensive
I have some spiders in my place. We have a peace treaty
Ah yes. The roommate animal
Not the one you picked out, the one that moved in and you kinda just avoid it
Spiders are good
Keep the bad stuff out
Spiders are nice when they've got their own corner in your room they chill in
I am like the #1 wasp defender
I will kill that on sight
Wish i had netflix to catch up on LDR
Spider monster flashbang in a episode
One of my fav pick for race type in Stellaris
Because I will not tolerate wasps slander
Bro fuck wasps
I play a game similar to stellaris
My favorite faction is the ghost hacker pacifists
As long as they dont sting me, we're good
Damn
Being stung in the nose is hell
Wasps serve a bunch of roles and I like keeping them around
Wasps. I hate wasps
What did the wasp smell like?
There's a bunch of good 4x games, I just wish more were on the same level
Wasps suck
Bees are better
guy kept running me over on his mech so when i redeployed i made sure to land on him
Bumblebees too
Endless Space 2 is super nice
You are all COWARDS and weaklings if you cant handle a wasp
Give them Sugar water when there like nearly dead
Oh I can handle a wasp, but they still suck
I'd have just shot ya at that point, put you out of your misery
They sting you for no reason
I never had guilt over poking with stick the wasps that'd go into trashbag when i were at the beach
I can handle wasps
poison them and set the hive on fire 
They also like to make nests where they have no business being
lmao he got so pissed he kicked me 
Bees at least mind their own business and don't try to build their nest where you live
Problem solved
that is just false
Need to boot up NMS. Give it the old seasonal run
We actually had wasp infestation once
Bro
That's not just false lmao
Is that the one with the amphibian lady with big tits? A youtuber i watch was watching a synopsis on it
I've personally been stung by one when I was just sitting in class, it flew into the window and stung me 3 times.
Yes
I had a wasp fly into my nose and get me
Wasps don't have the capacity for malice. they are more aggresive then bees, but they still serve ecological niches
Fuck I actually reinstalled Destiny 2 a couple days ago.
The combat feels so jank now compared to Darktide
It's 10x sensitive in the nose
it is unfair to place human emotion and thoughts into a wasp when they simply are not like that
Sorry you had that happen doot
Wasp for no reason stings my hand for no reason but at least it didn't left it sting
I used to work in pest management, so I do know quite a bit about wasps
I mean, the wasps will build a nest right in your space and then attack you for making too many vibrations. 
Hated that summer
What about the solitary wasps 
I know they have niche ecological things, but they still suck
Wasps suck so bad
And there is a reason why you are allowed to kill wasps but not bees
Because wasps suck
Hornets on the other hand
Sid
Hornets 
what are your thoughts on figs
Bees are our homies, even if logically speaking they shouldn't be able to fly but they can
Angryest mother fuckers
I love figs but I'm still gonna kill wasps
stop eating figs then
you bitch
Ah the fig is reliant on a species of wasp iirc?
YEP
the ONLY REASON WE HAVE FIGS
iS WASPS
YOUR COWARDS
Bah
Nah I'ma still eat them because those wasps helping the figs are fine
But the ones at my house? There are no figs here growing
Eh. I can give up my fig cookies
They go somewhere else
Also you do technically eat digested wasps when you eat figs
Im not british so ill live
Figgy pudding dont exist for me
Also, Wasps are like, a massive bulwark against a lotttt of parasites
Figet about it
I honestly haven't had a fig in about 4 years tho
and serve as verrryyyy goood disease control :)
Theres was-a wise guy, his name-uh was jimmy
The eggs eat the spider
I can't believe they got rid of images again.
Who tf caused this?
I know because I used to deploy wasps out into fields
Group effort
The wasps I used were specific kinds though
like the actual species yeah
Chaos reigned supreme for too long
The spawns of nurgle and slaanesh were banished to the class chats
Just gotta meme the old fashioned way I guess
I get my disease control from Astrazeneca and Johnson & Johnson thank you very much
There's like 100s of different species of solitary I'm pretty sure
The family company?
I dont know to much except how they reproduce
Join the Greater Good, Humans.
Fight back against despotism!
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/8d/10/a9/8d10a9aabba79e2b3fdc39e3c7268e2c.jpg
That's exactly why I try to warm them with kerosene
Yeah some are chill. But the ones I find at my house, that are massive, they are a no go
Very compelling, however
Counterpoint:
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/66/e2/e5/66e2e5cfbb80682e9011c9d1c16286ea.jpg
We get the ones that make the paper nests and we get hornets and we also get a bunch *types of solitary
If it's in any way, shape, or form going to harm me then it's gone
I enjoy bugs of all types because I enjoy the idea of a green earth
I love spiders but I will kill a white tail on sight
There are some bugs that we can do without
Like roaches.
And earwigs
HEY HEY
White tails are little fuckers they roam around and have bacteria on their fangs than cause skin necrosis
Roaches are a food source for a lot of things
It's a shame mosquitoes are important to the eco system
I hate those cunts with a passion
SOMEONE GETS IT
I got into bugs too, which ones are beneficial, which ones are pests, etc
Mosquitos need to go extinct
They can't
Ugh mosquitoes
I do not enjoy mosquitos, but they are like GIGA IMPORTANT
I wish they do, but they can't
Yeah we do need mosquitos
You right. It's not their fault that most apartment buildings are aging and not properly insulated against infestations.
But if you know what to do then you won't get bit by mosquitos
The amount of times as a kid I got eaten by mosquitoes and they all became infected smh

Plant some lavendar around your garden, it's a natural repellent for mosquitos
Use lemon or lavendar soaps
Got dengue fever from mosquitoes twice... Not a good time
You'll almost never get bit
I think a problem is humans just shouldnn't really have the capacity to just decide if an animal lives for dies if it is purely useful to us or if it looks cute
I worked in a marsh area and never got bit
A lot of animals I adore aren't directly useful for us, nor do they look very cute
I think hagfish serve absolutely no purpose
There are things that just spite everything I'm pretty sure
We kill wasps because they can harm us, it's just like how any animal kills other animals
the number of self proclaimed 'animal lovers' I have seen who think we should kill all bugs is INSANE
but people also often times consider bugs as not animals
because they are stupid
I can easily move a spider without getting harmed, so the spider doesn't get killed
Well it's either you kill them or you end up in hospital
I have two rules with pests
Stay out of notice, and help with a function of the home
Mostly its just the spiders i leave be. But they dont do anything so they get swept up too
But the wasp I can't move easily, so the wasp gets killed
Especially Australia, I can like them from afar
But you stay the fuck out my house lmao
Just like if a centipede pops up in the house
I know it's beneficial but it can harm us too
Oh yeah lol, those huge ass huntsman spiders which spray piss at you
The funny thing is there actually completely harmless 
I love huntsmans
We have brown recluse spiders here
They actually keep your house free from other bad ones
Those things are a 50/50 shot of if you need to go to the hospital or not
Past a certain size the spider has to start paying rent.
Is there r34 of anthropomorphic huntsman spiders doing this? Purely scientific question
White tail will give you skin necrosis if your unluckily bit
I wouldn't be surprised
death penalty
Titties
People have lost limbs due to white tails
that is punishment for typing out those words crumboe
A kepri ra enjoyer. Ack
Dunno who majorkill is so I have no thoughts on that
Nah
Youtuber who spreads misinformation
I don't even know what majorkill is 
Dung beetles are cool guys
Misinfo on what?
40k
Keep it that way tbh
Kepri Ra is the form of Ra thats a dung beetle.
Rolls the sun across the sky
Basically most of those youtube channels are all wrong
'guys did you know that the tau sterilize humans'
NO SHUT UP
THAT ISN'T FUCKING TRUE
IT WAS SAID BY AN IMPERIUM SCHOLAR IN DOW!
IT ISN'T OFFICIAL
Nah they just let the kroot turn us into livestock
Eh, I dunno I haven't read any of the books
That would be a great DnD deity.
Egyptian deities are technically canon in Forgotten Realms but regardless
I'm too poor to buy them
Silence black libary fan. someone who hasn't read the lore is speaking
🏴☠️ Yarr harr
Being a human in the T'au empire is like far and away better then living in the imperium in like
every element ever
Tha tau are still kinda shady tho
Boobn
Noooooo but the tau leaders using mind control is!
Ahem. Alleged use of pheromones and rehabilitation
I'm reading Two Towers right now anyways
THE T'AU PHEREMONES ONLY WORK ON OTHER TAU
RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL
Speaking of Kroot. Do you think we'll shag one in Dark Heresy?
I
the tau specifically have an organ for that
Excuse me
which no other species have
Except the tau aesthetics don't have skulls and lots of gold. I'll stick with my human rights violating empire of man thank you very much
Yep. They even tolerate humans who aren't down with the greater good.
I only respect Gue'vesa tho.
Did i read.
“Shag a kroot”
Ye, for science
Licht
Science
if you wanted to fuck a kroot
Actually if we're being real the good guys are actually the leagues of votann I'm like 50% sure
you would need to give them a back rub
Establishing humanity dominance over the Xenos
They have the best life out of all the factions
And?
and people still say BUT THE TAU IS EVIL
the number of times I have seen people say 'she looks like she prefers human men' whenever I have posted Tav'shui art is
Most likely yeah. The Votaan are likely the closest to pre-collapse humans socially.
really annoying
meanwhile the Imperium who had killed more humans than the aliens:
Tuh
Votaan. The photocopier or the photocopied dwarves?
KILL ALL TAU !!!!
What book should I read first when I get around to it?
All my info I know is from games
the Dwarves
Which also explains why the Votaan have a closer relationship with the Tau than with the imperium
They could literally do so much for the imperium but bloody heresy n what not. Smh they watched the Imperiums rise THEY KNOW MORE ABOUT HUMANS THAN HUMANS KNIW
So kroot hounds have two types of bark eh 
Horses Heresy or something
Jk idk
:(
I only read Cain
I don't like horses
Dante
What do the Leagues of Votaan even do aside from play Deep Rock Galactic in the wrong universe?
They taste pretty good tho
They also somehow did not have that problem w ai that nearly ruined the imperium 
If you want a good T'au book sid, I would recomment Elemental Council :)
Also Yarrick
They still have ai
Infinite and the Divine is one of the best books in the whole omnibus
Necron book tho
Man, I love the T'au so much. I don't think there is a single aspect of the T'au I don't like
I recommend Dante
💙
I don't like the T'au but I'll put it on the list
And why is that?
I am curious
Dante, Devastation of Baal, I forget the 3rd book
Fish
I like orks
Dark Imperium is good too
Fish with hooves
they aren't fish
It's from Guilliman's perspective after he reawakebs
Sure look like one
I like the taste of fish... but I don't want to sex a fish.
they literally share 0 traits with fish >:(
And starts the Indomintus Crusade
Not even a mermaid?
you mean a filthy abhuman or mutant!?! absolutely not!
You can just cover the fish bit with a bedsheet
unfortunately true...
Imagine going to a restaurant and ordering the fish 💀
and I'm not helping lmao
this is truly gods punishment to me
Graaah kill the xenos and the mutant graaaah what the fuck is nuance and entertaining moral conflict graaaaah
🐟
dealing with imperium fans 😔
Oh man there's a book about the Anchorite
What else you gonna do at a seafood restaurant?
God what's it called
Hey the imperium sucks the worst lol
THAT is a good book
Iirc
Votaan got done going to the center of the universe and build fortresses in the gravity well of black holes
Dont know much else
The Anchorite is coole ,,
again, weirdly enough, Rogue Trader did a decent job with Argenta
That she is
A shame we couldn't romance her
I wish we would get a tau game that isn't OLDER THEN ME
Oh yeah I keep forgetting I have Rogue Trader base game
Lmfao
Best girl
Ew
Hey I like bt
pretty much
Imagine liking spess mahrens
I hope you recover soon
I dont really like soacemaines tho
it's a shame too since lorewise, the Sisters have potential for great characters.
All of them
Not sure what mine is, been rocking White Scars in Space Marine 2
The imperium is the baddies
Lamenters r the last good ones
I play some mongolian throat music when I play
I want tau ramen man
Oooh lamenters are cool
that would be great
I wonder when is Astartes 2 coming
concepts of conflicting faith and morality, with honor versus reason...
Oh shit wait, it's going to be Primaris isn't it
yet instead Sisters are usually depicted as edgy and psycho priests
and again, I'm not helping with this character lmao
Man space marine 2 is a nightmare rn bc of the BT champ release
Im livid
A shocking amount of sister of battle fan accounts have liked my twink ass tau OC

wdym?
That tracks
Twink and tau are certainly 2 things u dont see put together often
Considerin how OGLY tau are
We stan the Blood Angel twinks..
Just a lot of twitter accounts who are dedicated to Sisters of Battle really like Tio'va
my male T'au OC
Twink Lamenter is burned into my skull..
If o ly that artist wasnt a weird gore freak..
Blood angel twink 
I gotta save up some points in Space Marine 2 so I can have a Blood Raven with a blue assault pack
Who? CAnnibalis?
Then how tf
Japan moment
Korean
But the trailer featured firstborn tho...
It's a Korean
Likely flash backs
Land of anime moment -loud camera shutter noise-
Koreans sure do love being mixed up w Japanese they sure do love the Japanese yep yep
I love bein American..
Me when I watch people call Tav'shui and Tio'va 'gooner tau' when they are made to be aspects of love, compassion and kindness in the cruel galaxy they call home, and against all odds, have found a place of safety and joy together, even as the galaxy attempts to break them apart through blood and war
Mossacannibalis yes
Every1 who isn't American is a foreigner..
They did a twink lamenter
I don't know much about the east except they all have problems w each other 
and also did like, torture nsfw art or writing of an underaged tech priest
Everything else
Reallllly good art
battle ground fun
Pawful
even with the sarcasm, my brain is screaming here
that's how you know it's working
Throw slur
Yaaaaawn
I can tell the languages apart, but not the people as much.
All I know is koreans sometimes have different hair types (frizzy, curly)
Nice
All alien races are mid compared 2 the Floran..
Peak alien race..
Plantz r awsom..
I miss Starbound...
Hmmm I love the funky biology of the T'au :)
Maori are believed to have originated from the east
I haven't played Starbound in a hot minute
I feel like actual lore SoB are closer to space marine Chaplains.
We have the passive Darktide sister noting down penances for the unlikely heroes
Some depictions executing heretic cults in place of commissars
Idk
Explains the eyes and why they look exactly like Asians as baby's
I want a women with hooves to crush my ribcage 😔
I can arrange that
I also want official art of oiled up Commander Farsight 😔
battle ground fun
I want a woman who hates fascists as much as I do 😔
499.41 kill em all
Starbound looks like barotrauma
actual lore SoB are more like Medieval Knight Orders than any of the Space Marine Chapters who're themed like Medieval Knight Orders
and that's funny to me
Wtaf is this statement right here 😭
It's as written
I will forever think the xenos are more interesting then space marines
Tbf tho most astartes are twinks
Freak hour, this is the norm around here
and space marines get far too much love
Americans go full monke during this period
space marines have like, most then triple the xenos books combined

Oh man
I'ma close my eyes
I'm interested
There's a really good and actually done well grimdark ook for the space marines
Woof
An ultramarine book
The chaos gods when horus bashed sanguinus brains in

Like not some dogshit le epic every1 die grimdark like

Actual grimdark
But it involves something that cannot be named..
Lest the count be set to zero..
Like some psychic worm thing that appears as a cloaked human but then eats people
also personal scary thing for me I guess
googles AI thing that shows its ugly mug when you look up stuff
it is starting to recognize Tav'shui
I do not know how to feel about this fact
Horus ,,
I dont have a death company emote ,,
I heard horus.
I must lament.
Imagine having a Callidus Assassin gfen
Rudd
can we talk about Tyranids?
I pissed myself laughing when that happened
Bugs
Boooo you green thing
Simple as
🫵
will Tyranids eventually consume the whole Galaxy?
Yeah
that's a shame
They'll have to get through me, first
Theyve eaten other galaxies
Ruff
Gw made them to stong
The nids we got in the galaxy rn r uh
they'll have to get through me first.
Like a splinter vanguard fleet
They wrote themselves into a corner
Theyre a tiny fraction of the invasion fleet of the real nids
literally the tip of the tip of the spear, right?
Ye
scary
Oh fun fact :)
it is been stated canonically
Galaxy's fucked
Wow that's ass
After they do, will they form a massive Tyranid with a big bloated tummy haha? Asking for a friend
When they show up the imperium doesn't count them because a number that high doesn't exist.
Just wake up the crons
Theyve eaten other galaxies before
I'm sure it'll be fine
that if the tau are given time to progress more, they could serve as a permanent bulwark against the nids and chaos!
:D
Aaaaand dippin u in tar lil buddy
TOTAL TAU VICTORY RAAAAAAAAA
Tau r just as vulnerable to chaos as anyone else
My money is on the Orks
They just dont have much of a warp signature
Me when I lie
So the chaos gods dont rlly care about them
Ork ork ork oooorkkkks
if you wake up the Necrons, won't they just exterminate the Tyranids in our Galaxy? ||(along with EVERYONE else)||
Necrons r the last like
when i engage in active deception and lies
Orks are the bestest
Nids are weird to me
They consume lifeforms
They convert biomass to theyre own, and repurpose it whenever
But they are attracted to intelligent biomass
Their goal is to extinguish life into writhing chaos much like the flood but. They are more instinctual than intelligent
Yesn't
Woof
New Crons lore is kinda flexible
guys, don't tell the non tau fans that the tau have a biological resistance to chaos corruption, and its reallyyyy goodddd
They dont have like one collective hive mind i think
Since they're self-aware to a certain point
Like theyre not all organized like a single flood spore being like
No there is a hive mind
Linked to a grave or keymind




