#general-chat

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somber stream
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We used to discuss how it would taste

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Fun topic but let's not go there for now

ripe tangle
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it’s said to taste bland at best and horrid at worst.

astral basin
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Id imagine like out of date hash beef

ripe tangle
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at least on it’s own.

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it’s more palletable when you do things to it

somber stream
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Imagine canned tuna but no flavour and is kinda dried

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Like adding a dead rat?

round mica
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For some reason I had a potatoe-y kind of starchy taste KEKW_ogryn

astral basin
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“Never had a rat burger before? Thats a damn good rat burger”

ripe tangle
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i always imagined it being a kind of fatty paste that mostly tastes kind of starchy and bland

somber stream
karmic sun
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Mmm rat with a side of corpse starch

ripe tangle
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imagine boiling a potato and ONLY boiling a potato, doing nothing else to it.

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is how I imagine the taste and texture to be

somber stream
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Hold on actually

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Imma do some search

astral basin
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Hashed beef.
Beef in a can meant for decade long shelf storage

ripe tangle
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tbh your average Corpse Starch ration probably tastes more like the can it’s in than what’s inside.

round mica
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Ah man

astral basin
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Also spam. But thats a delicacy in hawaii

round mica
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That's bleak

astral basin
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Welcome to grimdark

ripe tangle
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it’ll keep you from starving though

somber stream
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Spam is too salty for my taste

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American and Korean goes crazy for it though

round mica
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Do the higher classes and nobility have accsess to actual foods?

astral basin
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Obvi

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But why are they on the battlefield

round mica
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Or are we all just eating canned corpse in the 41st millennium

coarse tree
somber stream
karmic sun
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Could also worship slaanesh I’m sure there’s a chaos stash of twinkies somewhere

somber stream
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Guards have access to synthetic food and MREs

astral basin
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I think its reserved for long campaigns and overworked industrial hive cities

round mica
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20,000 year old twinkies, I bet there still good

ripe tangle
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would you rather live on a Hive World or on Super Earth?

somber stream
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Super Earth please

astral basin
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Super earth

somber stream
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At least you won't get stabbed for no good reason

ripe tangle
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anyone who chooses Hive World is insane

karmic sun
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I’d rather die than live in any capacity in the grimdsrk future lol

somber stream
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Freedom must reign over every last star

jaunty path
round mica
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I didn't realise the super earth actually kinda started shit KEKW_ogryn

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The illuminate

lofty light
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rather live in the hive world tbh
the stimm game can't be beat

jaunty path
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I mean obviously super earth, but what is it like there

round mica
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Wanted to be at peace w us 😭

jaunty path
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And why did we choose violence?

astral basin
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Id like to think SE citizens work like Fallout vault dwellers
Just… on a planetary level

round mica
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I Still need to read up on the lore

somber stream
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oil.

round mica
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Ahhhh

ripe tangle
jaunty path
somber stream
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Power and greed is what made S.E what it is today

astral basin
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We chose violence bc we wanted to liberate the resources they had wrongfully made for themselves

round mica
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Wait isn't this why we are trying to farm the nids

somber stream
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Yes

ripe tangle
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the cities on Super Earth look kinda “Cyberpunk” in aesthetic

jaunty path
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They're corporate cyberpunk

ripe tangle
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but generally speaking it’s just Starship Troopers with more Murica flavoring

round mica
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And we also caused them to mutate I'm pretty sure 💀

somber stream
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That we did

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Pretty much every single problem ever in Helldiver universe is self manifested by SE

astral basin
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se cities are if apartments was the new suburbia

karmic sun
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Sounds pretty realistic normal earth is pretty good at that too lol

somber stream
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lol

round mica
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Tis human nature

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Sadly

astral basin
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FOR managed DEMOCRACY

somber stream
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We're capable of many good, but i wouldn't put it past us to do more harm than good, if left unchecked

karmic sun
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Probbably takes both sides of the coin tbh no good without bad vice versa

ripe tangle
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I always imagined SE to be kinda like living in the most stereotypical version of the US except planet-wide, and the way things generally look is sorta like Bladerunner.

lofty light
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I wonder if the people who call Helldivers "fascist" realize that the "managed democracy" they have in place is pretty much what we have right now in the West.

elder merlin
somber stream
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3 candidates, but it was scrapped by AH

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One of them is a blonde lady advocate for gun rights

round mica
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I love the similarity to starship trooper it's like taking the piss out of the politics and its all propaganda "you WONT be sent to a work camp if you fail an objective" KEKW_ogryn

elder merlin
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So arrowhead thought they'd rig the election, but then realized "why bother?" and got rid of it to install their guy anyway, classic

somber stream
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lol

elder merlin
somber stream
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'managed democracy' amirite

astral basin
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Lmao istg starship trooper was the original inspiration
Terminator and some relevant generic alien movie at the time played cameo parts

karmic sun
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Yeah that’s super obvious haha

elder merlin
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Starship troopers was the inspiration for helldivers

karmic sun
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I’m doing my part!

round mica
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Makes sense it's literally a 1:1

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They have the same politics

elder merlin
astral basin
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I aint doin shit!

somber stream
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God i hope the movie won't suck

astral basin
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love that meme

karmic sun
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Lmao that movie is great

round mica
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I watched this a few nights ago actually!

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Because we'll I copped hd2

elder merlin
astral basin
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How many movies are there…?

elder merlin
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4?

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5?

round mica
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I know there's atleast 3

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The 1st one was the only good one

stable fox
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  1. 3 classics and 2 cgi
elder merlin
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Some animated and live action ones

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Wonder if the spaceballs movie will be good

stable fox
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And yes there was cgi cartoon that ended in cliffhanger with arachnid queen

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She departure towards the earth

wintry fog
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Spaceballs will be amazing if they got the original dude working on it... I think.

somber stream
elder merlin
wintry fog
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Whether or not there's space in the current movie industry for a fun comedy is another thing

somber stream
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Unsure if CGI or live action yet

stable fox
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Let's hope it will hold the satire part intact like how they "tried" with first starship troopers movie

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Because the rest of filmography... Yeah...

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One tried to be horror, other is just bad

round mica
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The satire is why I enjoy the 1st movie

stable fox
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Cgi movies are... I don't remember

karmic sun
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I think starship troopers is best when it doesn’t take itself too seriously that’s like half the tone

elder merlin
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The general consensus i've seen is that if its live action, they should have the actors change everytime the helldivers die and have the helldivers die every couple minutes

round mica
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Hd2 is kinda similar

wintry fog
round mica
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Doesn't take itself so seriously

astral basin
round mica
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I like this flavour of space fascism

stable fox
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I have also played st extermination for a quite while and I'd say it can be a good game if it works

lofty light
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Come the fuck on. All 3 Starship Troopers films were good, it's just that the 1st one was so great the sequels can't compare.

stable fox
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Wish i could have met them, a nice guy

somber stream
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CGI would be the best approach imo, replacing cast after cast due to how often you have to replace a helldiver would be insane

long sigil
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i nap

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and feel good

stable fox
astral basin
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You guys know theres a starship trooper base build/ defense game?
Its pricy af, super buggy, and servers are abysmal from what ive heard
But i also heard it was a gem to the fans despite all that

round mica
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I'm not a big fan of live action tbh

stable fox
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Unfortunately they still has some flaws here and there despite interesting additions

round mica
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Sometimes it's good

lofty light
stable fox
round mica
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Especially when for example like the lion king

astral basin
round mica
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We did not need a live action lion king 💀

astral basin
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Yes indeed

stable fox
lofty light
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did not need a live action anything from disney

astral basin
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Disney is a conglomerate now
Only stocks
Nothing that comes out of it that is super advertised is gonna be good anymore

round mica
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Disney lost its magic yeeears ago

stable fox
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Andor tho...

round mica
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Andor was good

karmic sun
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Andor was very good imo

round mica
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Everynow and then they do something good

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Just compared to the old Disney

stable fox
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It just so happens they try to make consumables for everyone

round mica
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It's a big difference in quality

wintry fog
stable fox
astral basin
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Passion projects, or a genuine director not waiting on a paycheck

karmic sun
round mica
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I liked andor because it had none of the starwars stuff that was starting to piss me off

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Jedi and what not

stable fox
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Those k-series droids were a menace

wintry fog
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Chat, it's time for your daily dose of inspiration

astral basin
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I grew up watching the clone wars animation
The one with that made grievous terrifying

wintry fog
astral basin
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So. I dont have all the same nostalgia points

stable fox
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Clone wars that was 3d is good but not good enough if we'll look at different perspective

karmic sun
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I never knew grievous was an actual person wish they leaned into that a bit more, makes him al the more terrifying

stable fox
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There's still some things that seems to create plot hole

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And plus the Disney...

round mica
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Iirc he weilds lights lightsabers but is not force sensitive

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He just takes lights lightsabers from jedi he slays iirc

stable fox
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Shame that clone wars 3d didn't do him enough justice to be menace

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Even Ashoka in her young times could handle him long enough

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(plot armor)

round mica
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I liked him in episode 3

stable fox
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And admiral trench

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That spider

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Also in lore he's a genius tactic

round mica
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Episode 3 is probably the best starwars I'd say

astral basin
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Grievous was meant to be mustache twirling cyborg general that hates his soldiers bc they look like him
He was turned into a master crafted jedi killer with deep lore and personality

round mica
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I loved the tone

stable fox
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He actually doesn't like battle droids because how ineffective they are

round mica
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Actually no it's a tie between ep 3 and rouge one

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Rouge one was awesome in every way

stable fox
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He genuinely trying to work with what he was given at max but expecting degrading (with ai specifically) drones that can't even handle package is really can even the most professional tactical get frustrated

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Let alone tactical droids

round mica
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Didn't he used to constantly kill his battle droids lmao

stable fox
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Da

ripe tangle
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is GW the kind of company who’d plagerize another sci-fi series, then claim copyright ownership of whatever concept then like a decade later try to sue the creators of the very works they plagerized?

astral basin
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He hates battle droids bc they dont have soul
After he was made into a badass, he was said to be a legendary warrior that had his species wiped out. Lot of John Carter of Mars stuff going on. He was revived by sidious for the wars and as a prototype to Vader

loud lance
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What counts as a weapons alternate fire, my gun has a torch on it, its not that is it?

round mica
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Grevious was one of my favorite charecters

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ESPECIALLY in the clone wars animation movie

loud lance
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or is alt fire when aiming down the sight

stable fox
karmic sun
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Nah it’s the torch mate, on other guns it’s often bash or brace

stable fox
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You gotta check by yourself which weapon has alt attack. Usually it's bashing

karmic sun
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Wait nvm brace is aim

loud lance
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There is secondary action or special action, neither called alternative

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I am looking at the deadeye talent

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+25% crit when using alternative fire

wintry fog
astral basin
wooden creek
stable fox
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Some weapons has alt attack when "aiming". For example flamer. It can just spew fire but when pressing "zoom" then it starts flame everything

loud lance
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"while using alternative fire" ... so if my torch is turned on? or my torch its self has a crit chance now XD

wooden creek
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Aiming down the sights would be the alternative/secondary action

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Not the flashlight

loud lance
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Ok so when using my gun normally, free bonus crit chance

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Yeah thats an easy talent pick then

stark bobcat
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Most weapons it's aiming down sights

lilac crag
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alternative fire =/= special action

gilded socket
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You blithering idiot

loud lance
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Yeah but the keybinds call it secondary action rather than alternative

wooden creek
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It's called alternative/secondary action because not all weapons aim down the sights with their alt action, the braced autoguns brace for instance

astral basin
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Darktide control scheme hurting brain

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Tyranid, terminid, bug

loud lance
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But since finding that and the shock trooper (crit = no ammo used) I think I might switch back to lasguns

karmic sun
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I wish I could make the helbore work

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Those ironsights Tho

loud lance
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Been using infantry autoguns mostly so far and ammo hasn't been a major concern yet. Just smack them with my shovel

astral basin
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Respect on the shovel

loud lance
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Yet to find a melee weapon I like over the shovel

wooden creek
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The rare new vet who remembers they have a melee weapon

loud lance
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Do people not use it? Its right there, its perfect for bashing heretics!

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Especially given how close combat often ends up in this game

astral basin
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I play vet more, but im a zealot first
Im just happier i dont have to be in slap range to bear down an enemy

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Which reminds me

astral basin
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how dare the arbites replace me as the attack dog with an actual dog

rancid pagoda
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Vets are gunners what're you talking about?

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They don't have melee

wooden creek
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Vet can sometimes be a bit of a noobtrap as it's kinda presented as the ranged-focused class and the class for people coming in from other shooters, so the general experience of new vets is someone who just dies when anything comes into melee range

astral basin
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Lol

loud lance
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Those guys having a dog has got me killed before, I first saw their dog so assumed oh dogs = friendly things. Nope, turns out there are enemy dogs too.

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At least now I know to check is that our dog or not

astral basin
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Yeah the ugly ones are friendly, the real ugly ones are not

stable fox
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If you see name tag or icon on it, it's your friendly cyborg mastiff

astral basin
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If you can see and hear it, its probably not your friend

stable fox
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If you see ugly and rotting canine, SHOOT IT

ripe tangle
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as Helldiver players, what do you guys think of the SEAF?

loud lance
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Oh well apparently I need to go out IRL now, will return later for blasting some heretics.

ripe tangle
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and their bubblegum blue uniforms

round mica
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Is the seaf the fleet ?

stable fox
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Grenades hurt

astral basin
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Super Earth Armed Forces
Its the basic military. Helldivers are recruited from SEAF

somber stream
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Reminds me of Halo Marine

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Protecc

ripe tangle
stable fox
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Imagine if there was red type of seaf

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Or white with red cross. But ig it would be medics

astral basin
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There is.
They are also on the floor taking a nap

ripe tangle
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Helldivers are SEAF's Elites where as the rest of SEAF is the regular armed forces

round mica
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If the helldivers are the elite staregryn

stable fox
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Imagine if we met seaf medic and when they see us at 50% of health they'd heal

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Could save a few stims

round mica
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Super earth is literally just throwing bodies at the problem

somber stream
round mica
stable fox
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Now when we'll have an option to heal seaf soldiers...

somber stream
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Do you see a SEAF solo a Hivelord?

astral basin
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Helldivers arent just elite. They are often extreme specialists

somber stream
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I've seen several Helldivers at it

astral basin
ripe tangle
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should I get back into Helldivers?

somber stream
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Yes

stable fox
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Also i hope eventually they'll have warbond that has stratagem to call for seaf troopers

ripe tangle
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I've been considering doing so a lot lately

stable fox
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Imagine that...

somber stream
wintry fog
round mica
somber stream
somber stream
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I'm taking you with me to D10

round mica
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I did kill my first bile titan

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The other day

stable fox
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My life for Super Terra

astral basin
stable fox
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For him on Terra!

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Oh wait i mixed everything up

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Kark my brain farts

wintry fog
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Temo ass zerg smh

astral basin
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Ew. Zerg.

round mica
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I'm thinking of the bad guy from buzz light year

wintry fog
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Buzz Lightyear was a great movie.
I like the implied lesbian kiss scene that made a bunch of grown men cry.

round mica
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I haven't seen the new one

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I was talking toy story

wintry fog
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Oh lol

astral basin
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Im thinking that old rts game

round mica
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I will check it out tho

astral basin
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With space marines

round mica
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Oooh

karmic sun
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Haven’t thought about StarCraft in a moment

round mica
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Micromanage tycoon

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Nice

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I'm so bad at starcraft KEKW_ogryn

astral basin
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That

round mica
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Cool game tho

astral basin
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Preferred age of myth

round mica
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Another awesome game

astral basin
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Was so excited i get to play it again now that im older
Only to remember that rts sucks on controller

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Gotta love not having a pc

stable fox
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Eventually

wintry fog
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Age of mythology was fun, tho I could never get into age of empires type games.

stable fox
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You will become one of us

round mica
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I also do not own a pc

stable fox
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You can have and pc and controller

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Join our cause

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🫵 staregryn

round mica
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I was so bad at all these games

astral basin
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Im broke even
Aint got the funds for all dat

round mica
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The only rts I was decent at was dow2 retribution

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But that's like easy mode rts

wintry fog
round mica
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Anyone remeber that ww2 rts?

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Hard as heck

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What's it called

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Company of heros

wintry fog
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I have some of those I think, never played them.

round mica
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Those games were very sweaty

astral basin
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Age of myth was the first game that i was invested in
At like. 6.
Old man played it. It scratched my problem solving itch better than legos
Old man didnt want me in his room on his comp tho so i got to try spyro on ps. Loved the colors. Hated the gameplay.

arctic escarp
round mica
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I think coh2 might still be active today?

wintry fog
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I don't like the developer because I think he's a dickhead,
but They Are Billions is one of the best defense / city building / strategy games out there currently.

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-# get it on sale to limit his twinkie intake

gilded socket
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GOTH STAR

astral basin
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Black star shooter?

somber stream
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Let's Jello!

astral basin
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Shots shsots shsoststos

round mica
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EVERYBODYYYY

astral basin
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YEEEAAAAAAHHHH

round mica
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Holy heck

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This man has 1 leg and is breakdancing

astral basin
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Its called the drunk flamingo

round mica
astral basin
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Actually. Saw a HD2 vid of a severed leg just spinning

round mica
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We found bros leg

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Neato

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Someone put it on ice

grand ore
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everyone

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riot

astral basin
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RECAFF

grand ore
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SHIET

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you right

astral basin
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Getting some now

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Bc this overnight stuff sucks

grand ore
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yup

round mica
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I have no coffee and it's too late to go get some Sitgryn

elder merlin
astral basin
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I did not.
Just get hit with a zoom-alpha “yuh”

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I saw that

somber stream
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Is it deranged time already?

round mica
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Real deranged hours

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💯

astral basin
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Always has been

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Its discord

round mica
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Who up at real deranged hours

elder merlin
astral basin
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I gotta get to the manual labor part of my shift.

round mica
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You got this boss 💪

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Lightwork

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YEEEEEA BUDDDY

astral basin
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Hell ye brother gotta get that bread

wintry fog
round mica
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hell yeah brother 😎

wintry fog
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endless degen hours and silence

round mica
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My condolences 🙏

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Silence can be nice tho

astral basin
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I gotta flip a coin on mindless serving super earth, or grinding mastery on the new sm2 weapons

round mica
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Serve super earth soldier

wintry fog
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Honestly it's probably better than the vast majority of jobs for similar pay.
Had to put my best friend to sleep earlier today so tonight is more trying than usual.

astral basin
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Ouch

round mica
elder merlin
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Cant sleep

somber stream
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Part of why i don't want to get a dog myself, the parting would be too devastating for me

round mica
wintry fog
round mica
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I love animals so much

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I do not own any tho

lethal socket
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@elder merlin another T'au fact

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T'au only sleep around 2 hours a day

astral basin
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By throne

lethal socket
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They dont need much sleep compared to humans

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T'au also have a better sense of smell and hearing them humans and have a wide colour spectrum :)

wintry fog
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They get to enjoy life AND they don't have to spend 30% of it sleeping???
Being Tau must rock

round mica
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It's actually disgusting how its either 5k or you lose your freind Sitgryn

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We have a vet here that will let you pay off the fee

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Which is good

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If it helps I'm sure your buddy loved everymoment of his life , honestly dogs are so wholesome

wintry fog
somber stream
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Awww

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I have 2 cats myself, gotta go give them some pet brb

elder merlin
round mica
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Ah my bad on the mix up there

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I love cats

elder merlin
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I had to put one of my cats down earlier this year, it definitely sucks

round mica
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I'm one of those people that love animals so much cause there not like people, you know where you stand

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There pure

astral basin
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Really does.
First pet was a crotchety monster that honestly needed a vet. Still cried despite the scars she gave me.

wintry fog
remote jackal
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So guys, when do you think the Fall update will come?

astral basin
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Fall

brave slate
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The greatest curse is loving cats but being horribly allergic to them

somber stream
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Soon™

round mica
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Hypoallergenic or something

remote jackal
lethal socket
wintry fog
arctic escarp
somber stream
astral basin
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Most people are allergic to the salvia more than the hair for cats

round mica
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They look like rotasisary chickens

somber stream
round mica
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Are they the cats the Egyptians worshiped??

remote jackal
brave slate
wintry fog
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  • you have to bath hairless cats.
    They get slimy cause of excretions for fur.
somber stream
lethal socket
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I am biased towards pet spiders

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:)

elder merlin
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Oof

somber stream
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In ancient times cat were revered by the Egyptians

elder merlin
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No thank you

astral basin
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I have always wanted to interact with more reptiles

round mica
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I have a jumping spider somewhere around my house I see everynow n then I named him robert

elder merlin
round mica
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He's a chil guy

brave slate
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I think they sell specially bred hypoallergenic cats that don't produce the protein that trigger allergies but they're expensive

wintry fog
astral basin
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Ah yes. The roommate animal
Not the one you picked out, the one that moved in and you kinda just avoid it

round mica
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Keep the bad stuff out

lethal socket
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I just like athropods

round mica
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I actually LOVE arachnids

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Except the white tail

brave slate
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Spiders are nice when they've got their own corner in your room they chill in

lethal socket
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I am like the #1 wasp defender

round mica
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I will kill that on sight

astral basin
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Wish i had netflix to catch up on LDR

elder merlin
wintry fog
lethal socket
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Because I will not tolerate wasps slander

round mica
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Bro fuck wasps

lethal socket
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My favorite faction is the ghost hacker pacifists

elder merlin
round mica
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A wasp flew up my nose and got me multiple times

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I cried like a bitch

round mica
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Being stung in the nose is hell

lethal socket
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Wasps serve a bunch of roles and I like keeping them around

stable fox
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Wasps. I hate wasps

brave slate
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What did the wasp smell like?

wintry fog
formal mortar
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Wasps suck

stable fox
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Bees are better

prisma cypress
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guy kept running me over on his mech so when i redeployed i made sure to land on him

stable fox
#

Bumblebees too

lethal socket
round mica
#

Bees are my homies

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I save em

lethal socket
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You are all COWARDS and weaklings if you cant handle a wasp

round mica
#

Give them Sugar water when there like nearly dead

formal mortar
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Oh I can handle a wasp, but they still suck

elder merlin
formal mortar
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They sting you for no reason

stable fox
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I never had guilt over poking with stick the wasps that'd go into trashbag when i were at the beach

somber stream
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Yeah nah Wasps are dicks

#

Death.

round mica
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I can handle wasps chadgryn poison them and set the hive on fire KEKW_ogryn

formal mortar
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They also like to make nests where they have no business being

prisma cypress
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lmao he got so pissed he kicked me KEKW_ogryn

stable fox
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Bees at least mind their own business and don't try to build their nest where you live

round mica
#

Problem solved

lethal socket
astral basin
#

Need to boot up NMS. Give it the old seasonal run

stable fox
#

We actually had wasp infestation once

round mica
#

Bro

formal mortar
#

That's not just false lmao

round mica
#

Have you ever seen a hornet

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Lmao

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Those cunts

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Are just angry

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At everything

elder merlin
formal mortar
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I've personally been stung by one when I was just sitting in class, it flew into the window and stung me 3 times.

round mica
lethal socket
#

Wasps don't have the capacity for malice. they are more aggresive then bees, but they still serve ecological niches

wintry fog
#

Fuck I actually reinstalled Destiny 2 a couple days ago.
The combat feels so jank now compared to Darktide

round mica
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It's 10x sensitive in the nose

lethal socket
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it is unfair to place human emotion and thoughts into a wasp when they simply are not like that

formal mortar
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Sorry you had that happen doot

stable fox
#

Wasp for no reason stings my hand for no reason but at least it didn't left it sting

formal mortar
#

I used to work in pest management, so I do know quite a bit about wasps

wintry fog
#

I mean, the wasps will build a nest right in your space and then attack you for making too many vibrations. KEKW_ogryn

stable fox
#

Hated that summer

round mica
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What about the solitary wasps staregryn

formal mortar
#

I know they have niche ecological things, but they still suck

round mica
#

Wasps just suck

#

End of

somber stream
#

Wasps suck so bad

formal mortar
#

And there is a reason why you are allowed to kill wasps but not bees

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Because wasps suck

astral basin
#

Hornets on the other hand

lethal socket
#

Sid

round mica
#

Hornets staregryn

lethal socket
#

what are your thoughts on figs

stable fox
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Bees are our homies, even if logically speaking they shouldn't be able to fly but they can

round mica
#

Angryest mother fuckers

formal mortar
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I love figs but I'm still gonna kill wasps

lethal socket
#

you bitch

round mica
lethal socket
#

the ONLY REASON WE HAVE FIGS

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iS WASPS

#

YOUR COWARDS

round mica
#

Bah

formal mortar
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Nah I'ma still eat them because those wasps helping the figs are fine

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But the ones at my house? There are no figs here growing

astral basin
#

Eh. I can give up my fig cookies

formal mortar
#

They go somewhere else

lethal socket
#

Also you do technically eat digested wasps when you eat figs

astral basin
#

Im not british so ill live
Figgy pudding dont exist for me

round mica
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I have never eaten a fig in my life I don't think KEKW_ogryn

#

What is this ancient Greece

lethal socket
#

Also, Wasps are like, a massive bulwark against a lotttt of parasites

brave slate
#

Figet about it

formal mortar
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I honestly haven't had a fig in about 4 years tho

lethal socket
#

and serve as verrryyyy goood disease control :)

round mica
#

Solitary Wasps ARE parasites ?

#

They lay there eggs in spiders

astral basin
#

Theres was-a wise guy, his name-uh was jimmy

round mica
#

The eggs eat the spider

wintry fog
#

I can't believe they got rid of images again.
Who tf caused this?

formal mortar
#

I know because I used to deploy wasps out into fields

somber stream
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Group effort

lethal socket
#

Okay I wanna make sure doot

#

are we talking about the United states solitary wasp?

formal mortar
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The wasps I used were specific kinds though

lethal socket
#

like the actual species yeah

astral basin
wintry fog
#

Just gotta meme the old fashioned way I guess

brave slate
round mica
#

There's like 100s of different species of solitary I'm pretty sure

round mica
#

I dont know to much except how they reproduce

wintry fog
lethal socket
#

There are a lot of wasp species that are actually just

#

super chill

brave slate
formal mortar
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Yeah some are chill. But the ones I find at my house, that are massive, they are a no go

round mica
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We get the ones that make the paper nests and we get hornets and we also get a bunch *types of solitary

formal mortar
#

If it's in any way, shape, or form going to harm me then it's gone

round mica
#

There all angry bastards

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Nothing but rage

lethal socket
#

I enjoy bugs of all types because I enjoy the idea of a green earth

round mica
#

I love spiders but I will kill a white tail on sight

formal mortar
#

There are some bugs that we can do without

wintry fog
lethal socket
round mica
#

White tails are little fuckers they roam around and have bacteria on their fangs than cause skin necrosis

lethal socket
#

Roaches are a food source for a lot of things

somber stream
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It's a shame mosquitoes are important to the eco system

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I hate those cunts with a passion

lethal socket
formal mortar
#

I got into bugs too, which ones are beneficial, which ones are pests, etc

brave slate
#

Mosquitos need to go extinct

somber stream
#

They can't

round mica
#

Ugh mosquitoes

lethal socket
#

I do not enjoy mosquitos, but they are like GIGA IMPORTANT

somber stream
#

I wish they do, but they can't

formal mortar
#

Yeah we do need mosquitos

wintry fog
formal mortar
#

But if you know what to do then you won't get bit by mosquitos

round mica
#

The amount of times as a kid I got eaten by mosquitoes and they all became infected smh

elder merlin
round mica
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I had a fkn forearm w a huge lump on it

#

Like a massive red bite wound

formal mortar
#

Plant some lavendar around your garden, it's a natural repellent for mosquitos

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Use lemon or lavendar soaps

brave slate
#

Got dengue fever from mosquitoes twice... Not a good time

formal mortar
#

You'll almost never get bit

lethal socket
#

I think a problem is humans just shouldnn't really have the capacity to just decide if an animal lives for dies if it is purely useful to us or if it looks cute

formal mortar
#

I worked in a marsh area and never got bit

lethal socket
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A lot of animals I adore aren't directly useful for us, nor do they look very cute

round mica
#

I think hagfish serve absolutely no purpose

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There are things that just spite everything I'm pretty sure

formal mortar
#

We kill wasps because they can harm us, it's just like how any animal kills other animals

lethal socket
#

the number of self proclaimed 'animal lovers' I have seen who think we should kill all bugs is INSANE

lethal socket
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because they are stupid

formal mortar
#

I can easily move a spider without getting harmed, so the spider doesn't get killed

round mica
#

Well it's either you kill them or you end up in hospital

astral basin
#

I have two rules with pests
Stay out of notice, and help with a function of the home
Mostly its just the spiders i leave be. But they dont do anything so they get swept up too

formal mortar
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But the wasp I can't move easily, so the wasp gets killed

round mica
#

Especially Australia, I can like them from afar

#

But you stay the fuck out my house lmao

formal mortar
#

Just like if a centipede pops up in the house

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I know it's beneficial but it can harm us too

wintry fog
lethal socket
#

Dung beetles are unironically my favorite fucking animal

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and I adore them

round mica
#

I love huntsmans

formal mortar
#

We have brown recluse spiders here

round mica
#

They actually keep your house free from other bad ones

formal mortar
#

Those things are a 50/50 shot of if you need to go to the hospital or not

wintry fog
brave slate
round mica
#

White tail will give you skin necrosis if your unluckily bit

gilded socket
#

Titties

lethal socket
#

actually no worse

#

you have to sit in a room with majorkill fans

round mica
#

People have lost limbs due to white tails

lethal socket
#

that is punishment for typing out those words crumboe

astral basin
formal mortar
#

Dunno who majorkill is so I have no thoughts on that

lethal socket
round mica
#

Youtuber who spreads misinformation

lethal socket
#

I just like dung beetles

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silly little guys

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and super important :)

brave slate
round mica
#

Dung beetles are cool guys

formal mortar
#

Misinfo on what?

round mica
lethal socket
astral basin
#

Kepri Ra is the form of Ra thats a dung beetle.
Rolls the sun across the sky

round mica
#

Basically most of those youtube channels are all wrong

lethal socket
#

'guys did you know that the tau sterilize humans'

NO SHUT UP

#

THAT ISN'T FUCKING TRUE

#

IT WAS SAID BY AN IMPERIUM SCHOLAR IN DOW!

#

IT ISN'T OFFICIAL

round mica
#

Nah they just let the kroot turn us into livestock

formal mortar
#

Eh, I dunno I haven't read any of the books

wintry fog
formal mortar
#

I'm too poor to buy them

lethal socket
somber stream
lethal socket
#

Being a human in the T'au empire is like far and away better then living in the imperium in like

#

every element ever

round mica
#

Tha tau are still kinda shady tho

gilded socket
#

Boobn

astral basin
formal mortar
#

I'm reading Two Towers right now anyways

round mica
#

They do some uhhh

#

Questionable things

lethal socket
#

RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL

astral basin
#

Lmao

#

So its true!

somber stream
#

Speaking of Kroot. Do you think we'll shag one in Dark Heresy?

astral basin
#

I

lethal socket
#

the tau specifically have an organ for that

astral basin
#

Excuse me

lethal socket
#

which no other species have

brave slate
#

Except the tau aesthetics don't have skulls and lots of gold. I'll stick with my human rights violating empire of man thank you very much

wintry fog
astral basin
#

Did i read.
“Shag a kroot”

somber stream
#

Ye, for science

lethal socket
#

Licht

astral basin
#

Science

lethal socket
#

if you wanted to fuck a kroot

round mica
#

Actually if we're being real the good guys are actually the leagues of votann I'm like 50% sure

lethal socket
#

you would need to give them a back rub

somber stream
#

Establishing humanity dominance over the Xenos

round mica
#

They have the best life out of all the factions

astral basin
#

Kroot are essentially trees made of meat.

#

What is wrong with you

somber stream
#

And?

arctic escarp
lethal socket
#

the number of times I have seen people say 'she looks like she prefers human men' whenever I have posted Tav'shui art is

wintry fog
lethal socket
#

really annoying

arctic escarp
#

meanwhile the Imperium who had killed more humans than the aliens:

gilded socket
#

Tuh

lethal socket
#

I am sorry doot but like

#

the votaan are comically evil now

#

thanks to 10e

astral basin
#

Votaan. The photocopier or the photocopied dwarves?

zenith glade
#

KILL ALL TAU !!!!

formal mortar
#

What book should I read first when I get around to it?

#

All my info I know is from games

lethal socket
wintry fog
#

Which also explains why the Votaan have a closer relationship with the Tau than with the imperium

round mica
brave slate
somber stream
#

Jk idk

lethal socket
somber stream
#

I only read Cain

formal mortar
#

I don't like horses

ripe tangle
#

What do the Leagues of Votaan even do aside from play Deep Rock Galactic in the wrong universe?

zenith glade
#

Helsreach

#

Ciaphas Cain books if u like guardsmen

brave slate
round mica
#

They also somehow did not have that problem w ai that nearly ruined the imperium KEKW_ogryn

lethal socket
#

If you want a good T'au book sid, I would recomment Elemental Council :)

somber stream
#

Also Yarrick

round mica
#

They still have ai

zenith glade
#

Infinite and the Divine is one of the best books in the whole omnibus

#

Necron book tho

lethal socket
#

Man, I love the T'au so much. I don't think there is a single aspect of the T'au I don't like

zenith glade
#

I recommend Dante

lethal socket
#

💙

formal mortar
#

I don't like the T'au but I'll put it on the list

lethal socket
#

I am curious

zenith glade
#

Dante, Devastation of Baal, I forget the 3rd book

somber stream
#

Fish

formal mortar
#

I like orks

zenith glade
#

Dark Imperium is good too

somber stream
#

Fish with hooves

lethal socket
zenith glade
#

It's from Guilliman's perspective after he reawakebs

somber stream
#

Sure look like one

ripe tangle
#

I like the taste of fish... but I don't want to sex a fish.

lethal socket
#

they literally share 0 traits with fish >:(

zenith glade
#

And starts the Indomintus Crusade

brave slate
zenith glade
#

There's some good sister of battle books

#

But theyre kinda corny

ripe tangle
zenith glade
#

Sororitas r like

#

Flanderized a bit

lethal socket
#

the only think tau have fishlike is the name of their vehiclles

#

😭

brave slate
ripe tangle
round mica
#

Imagine going to a restaurant and ordering the fish 💀

ripe tangle
#

and I'm not helping lmao

lethal socket
#

this is truly gods punishment to me

zenith glade
#

Graaah kill the xenos and the mutant graaaah what the fuck is nuance and entertaining moral conflict graaaaah

somber stream
#

🐟

lethal socket
#

dealing with imperium fans 😔

zenith glade
#

Oh man there's a book about the Anchorite

brave slate
zenith glade
#

God what's it called

round mica
#

Hey the imperium sucks the worst lol

zenith glade
#

THAT is a good book

astral basin
zenith glade
#

The Anchorite is coole ,,

ripe tangle
zenith glade
#

Argenta is a good character

#

Because she's conflicted

somber stream
#

That she is

zenith glade
#

W a gnarly past

#

An actual character

somber stream
#

A shame we couldn't romance her

lethal socket
#

I wish we would get a tau game that isn't OLDER THEN ME

formal mortar
#

Oh yeah I keep forgetting I have Rogue Trader base game

zenith glade
#

Lmfao

somber stream
#

Best girl

zenith glade
#

Imagine a bunch of space marines

#

Like the worst of the space marines

somber stream
#

Ew

zenith glade
#

Like Helsreach Black Templars

#

But girls and even edgier

#

Those r most SoB books

lethal socket
#

imagine being a black templar fan

#

😔

round mica
#

Hey I like bt

ripe tangle
somber stream
#

Imagine liking spess mahrens

lethal socket
zenith glade
#

Fav legion is blood angels

#

1000000%

#

Fav chapter Lamenters

round mica
#

I dont really like soacemaines tho

zenith glade
#

Who have very good books

#

And are very sad

ripe tangle
#

it's a shame too since lorewise, the Sisters have potential for great characters.

zenith glade
#

All of them

formal mortar
#

Not sure what mine is, been rocking White Scars in Space Marine 2

round mica
#

The imperium is the baddies

zenith glade
#

Lamenters r the last good ones

formal mortar
#

I play some mongolian throat music when I play

lethal socket
#

I want tau ramen man

round mica
#

Oooh lamenters are cool

lethal socket
#

that would be great

somber stream
#

I wonder when is Astartes 2 coming

ripe tangle
#

concepts of conflicting faith and morality, with honor versus reason...

somber stream
#

Oh shit wait, it's going to be Primaris isn't it

ripe tangle
#

yet instead Sisters are usually depicted as edgy and psycho priests

#

and again, I'm not helping with this character lmao

wintry fog
#

Oh yeah, I think Spess Muhreens 2 is 50% off right now.

#

For those with dosh

astral basin
#

Man space marine 2 is a nightmare rn bc of the BT champ release
Im livid

lethal socket
#

A shocking amount of sister of battle fan accounts have liked my twink ass tau OC

ripe tangle
zenith glade
#

Twink and tau are certainly 2 things u dont see put together often

#

Considerin how OGLY tau are

#

We stan the Blood Angel twinks..

lethal socket
# ripe tangle wdym?

Just a lot of twitter accounts who are dedicated to Sisters of Battle really like Tio'va

#

my male T'au OC

zenith glade
#

Twink Lamenter is burned into my skull..

lethal socket
#

and the husband to my female T'au OC

#

they love each other deeply <3

zenith glade
#

If o ly that artist wasnt a weird gore freak..

round mica
#

Blood angel twink pogryn

formal mortar
#

I gotta save up some points in Space Marine 2 so I can have a Blood Raven with a blue assault pack

somber stream
zenith glade
#

Idk

#

Theyre a Japanese artist I think

#

Who draws ungood stuff

somber stream
#

Then how tf

zenith glade
#

Japan moment

somber stream
#

Korean

brave slate
somber stream
#

It's a Korean

zenith glade
#

They drew a twink lamenter

#

Ur thinkin of the ork guy right

#

That Image

somber stream
long sigil
#

what

#

what kr

wintry fog
#

Land of anime moment -loud camera shutter noise-

zenith glade
#

Koreans sure do love being mixed up w Japanese they sure do love the Japanese yep yep

#

I love bein American..

lethal socket
#

Me when I watch people call Tav'shui and Tio'va 'gooner tau' when they are made to be aspects of love, compassion and kindness in the cruel galaxy they call home, and against all odds, have found a place of safety and joy together, even as the galaxy attempts to break them apart through blood and war

somber stream
#

Mossacannibalis yes

zenith glade
#

Every1 who isn't American is a foreigner..

somber stream
#

They did a twink lamenter

round mica
#

I don't know much about the east except they all have problems w each other KEKW_ogryn

zenith glade
#

Twink Lamenter was peak

lethal socket
#

and also did like, torture nsfw art or writing of an underaged tech priest

zenith glade
#

Everything else

somber stream
#

Reallllly good art

long sigil
#

battle ground fun

zenith glade
#

Pawful

ripe tangle
#

that's how you know it's working

zenith glade
#

The art is like good in terms of how well its drawn

#

Subjects not So Much

somber stream
ripe tangle
#

I'll call you ALL the slurs.

#

and be as racist as I can be.

zenith glade
#

Yaaaaawn

wintry fog
somber stream
#

Nice

zenith glade
#

All alien races are mid compared 2 the Floran..

#

Peak alien race..

#

Plantz r awsom..

ripe tangle
#

I miss Starbound...

lethal socket
#

Hmmm I love the funky biology of the T'au :)

round mica
#

Maori are believed to have originated from the east

formal mortar
#

I haven't played Starbound in a hot minute

astral basin
#

I feel like actual lore SoB are closer to space marine Chaplains.
We have the passive Darktide sister noting down penances for the unlikely heroes
Some depictions executing heretic cults in place of commissars
Idk

round mica
#

Explains the eyes and why they look exactly like Asians as baby's

lethal socket
#

I want a women with hooves to crush my ribcage 😔

formal mortar
#

I can arrange that

lethal socket
#

I also want official art of oiled up Commander Farsight 😔

long sigil
#

battle ground fun

wintry fog
#

I want a woman who hates fascists as much as I do 😔

somber stream
#

Starbound looks like barotrauma

zenith glade
#

Born to die

#

Galaxy is a fuck

ripe tangle
#

actual lore SoB are more like Medieval Knight Orders than any of the Space Marine Chapters who're themed like Medieval Knight Orders

#

and that's funny to me

zenith glade
#

974939274920 dead xenos

astral basin
zenith glade
#

It's as written

lethal socket
#

I will forever think the xenos are more interesting then space marines

round mica
#

Tbf tho most astartes are twinks

zenith glade
#

RAW even

#

Nah just blood angels

somber stream
lethal socket
#

and space marines get far too much love

zenith glade
#

Sanguinius is our alucard king

#

FOR THE ANGEL !!

somber stream
#

Americans go full monke during this period

lethal socket
#

space marines have like, most then triple the xenos books combined

zenith glade
ripe tangle
#

Watch me get freaky with a Meltagun.

somber stream
zenith glade
#

Oh man

formal mortar
#

I'ma close my eyes

somber stream
#

I'm interested

zenith glade
#

There's a really good and actually done well grimdark ook for the space marines

gilded socket
#

Woof

zenith glade
#

An ultramarine book

round mica
#

The chaos gods when horus bashed sanguinus brains in pogryn pogryn pogryn

zenith glade
#

Like not some dogshit le epic every1 die grimdark like

round mica
zenith glade
#

Actual grimdark

#

But it involves something that cannot be named..

#

Lest the count be set to zero..

formal mortar
#

Like some psychic worm thing that appears as a cloaked human but then eats people

lethal socket
#

also personal scary thing for me I guess

googles AI thing that shows its ugly mug when you look up stuff

#

it is starting to recognize Tav'shui

zenith glade
#

Dead Sky, Black Sun

#

Good read

lethal socket
#

I do not know how to feel about this fact

zenith glade
#

I dont have a death company emote ,,

astral basin
#

I heard horus.
I must lament.

zenith glade
#

#

HOOOOOORUS

somber stream
#

Imagine having a Callidus Assassin gfen

gilded socket
#

Rudd

ripe tangle
#

can we talk about Tyranids?

round mica
#

I pissed myself laughing when that happened

astral basin
#

Bugs

zenith glade
#

Gfen ? Boooo

#

Luv me Primarch

#

Luv me Brothers

somber stream
#

Boooo you green thing

zenith glade
#

Simple as

somber stream
#

🫵

zenith glade
ripe tangle
#

will Tyranids eventually consume the whole Galaxy?

zenith glade
#

Yeah

ripe tangle
#

that's a shame

somber stream
zenith glade
#

Theyve eaten other galaxies

gilded socket
#

Ruff

round mica
#

Gw made them to stong

zenith glade
#

The nids we got in the galaxy rn r uh

ripe tangle
#

they'll have to get through me first.

zenith glade
#

Like a splinter vanguard fleet

round mica
#

They wrote themselves into a corner

zenith glade
#

Theyre a tiny fraction of the invasion fleet of the real nids

ripe tangle
zenith glade
#

Ye

ripe tangle
#

scary

lethal socket
#

Oh fun fact :)

it is been stated canonically

zenith glade
#

Galaxy's fucked

formal mortar
#

Wow that's ass

brave slate
round mica
#

When they show up the imperium doesn't count them because a number that high doesn't exist.

somber stream
#

Just wake up the crons

zenith glade
#

Theyve eaten other galaxies before

somber stream
#

I'm sure it'll be fine

lethal socket
#

that if the tau are given time to progress more, they could serve as a permanent bulwark against the nids and chaos!

#

:D

zenith glade
lethal socket
#

TOTAL TAU VICTORY RAAAAAAAAA

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Tau r just as vulnerable to chaos as anyone else

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My money is on the Orks

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They just dont have much of a warp signature

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So the chaos gods dont rlly care about them

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Ork ork ork oooorkkkks

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if you wake up the Necrons, won't they just exterminate the Tyranids in our Galaxy? ||(along with EVERYONE else)||

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Necrons r the last like

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when i engage in active deception and lies

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Orks are the bestest

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Nids are weird to me
They consume lifeforms
They convert biomass to theyre own, and repurpose it whenever
But they are attracted to intelligent biomass
Their goal is to extinguish life into writhing chaos much like the flood but. They are more instinctual than intelligent

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Hope against chaos and the nuds

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Nids*

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Woof

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New Crons lore is kinda flexible

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guys, don't tell the non tau fans that the tau have a biological resistance to chaos corruption, and its reallyyyy goodddd

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Since they're self-aware to a certain point

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Like theyre not all organized like a single flood spore being like

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No there is a hive mind

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Linked to a grave or keymind