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i am 2k demon host
minecraft song is good at chill
and i hope unblock pic and gif
let me post
dugu dugu dundun dun dun dun
Wuh

This chat is confusing me

Loner hater, fix that
Say bad things about Loner perk
loner aura is most shit
dugu dugu dundun dun dun dun
i want to know
why dont they even balance patch
is fat shark small ?
I wish every loner user a very merry may your socks always remain wet
i dint see loner aura user
Comparatively yes
They have a total of 180
around 10 people work on vt2
Meanwhile Arrowhead has like 140 total and pulls off monthly warbond updates with actual content in between😅
We still starving for Arbites cosmetics
than what fat shark is doing
monhtly updates with various gamebreaking bugs
f
I mean DT can’t even give us paid cosmetics so they’re still doing better than Fatshark
When was the last time Darktide got a new enemy
i hope add more boss
We had a new enemy called Scab Operator during cursed vox thing event but it was later removed
There’s a plague Ogryn model with a cannon built into its arm that has been leaked since like 2022 and they’ve just never bothered to add
Don’t know if that’s GW overreach or not tho
Gw is not the problem
fat shark is just too slow
even no news
this is not even solo dev
it is big team
i wonder why
Why
Idk I heard Ogryn was supposed to get an Autocannon weapon that was almost finished and then GW vetoed it, at least that’s what someone in here was saying lmao
write what
Cool?
I think it was with Tox bomber
Most official developer communications have to be approved by GW first
Dev blogs, announcement posts etc.
I've never heard of this, doesn't sound true to me
A interview with a former FS dev said that they do meetings with GW every week
every weak?
yes 
but why they not even update weapon balance?
Meanwhile arrowhead bloats Helldivers 2 on pc
HANK
and i hope no more hard armor enemy spam
THATS NOT A WOMEN HANK
woman who
Swedish studios 🗣️
ah
slow ass
This basically
Swedish studios making peak gaming while also being shit
forget it
I’m 99% sure the content starved people here would gladly take a bigger file size if it meant new shit to play/fight/experience. arrowhead isn’t better for optimization but they’re 3x better for rate of content
i am gonna drink beer
Embark, Starbreeze, Arrowhead and Fatshark
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/jobs/6088794-external-development-manager FS are also hiring for something related right now
Aren't you in favor of equality? I think I saw a crowd of Ogryns who shouted for it...Well, they seemed to be similar...
Embark the only one good swedish studio
Hole to goal
So basically Fatshark is quality over quantity and arrowhead is quantity over quality
it was because the magazine was misaligned
mind you this also means they wouldve needed to redo a bunch of animations
Yeah but they don’t balance lol you’re acting like every Helldivers update turns the game into unplayable garbage, I had 2 crashes before the hot fix and have had zero issues since lol. Slightly boofed update or months and months without content is an easy choice for me
🏝️
But don't worry
Nerfdivers 2 is only bloated on pc
With the same game breaking bugs
i text kr chat and next i will translate it
it’s not too bad, it’s strong but it doesn’t do anything besides just kill shit well, it does the same damage as a 500kg but has a better hit reg
Same engine moment
I’m not saying Fatshark isn’t great lol I fuckin love this game, but if you look at both and still somehow think they’re on par for amount to play you’re crazy
and Darktide has been out for longer!
ALA GALEEB
Helldivers have been on development for longer
So now what

You guessed it
Nothing ever happens
🗣️
업데이트도 느리고 최적화 개판인데 이놈들 뭐 하는지도 안 알려주네 심지어 스킨 로테이션 주기는 지나치게 길고 스킨 재탕도 너무 자주 있는데 어떻게 돈을 버는지 알수가 없다
The updates are slow, the optimization is a mess, and they don't even tell you what they're doing. The skin rotation cycle is too long and they reuse skins too often, so I don't know how they make money.
Based KR takes
Except the warbond and new bugs we just had dropped, the 4-5 new leaked illuminate units, automaton mines and super weapon
Darktide mayyyyyybe got a new vet weapon and some Arbites cosmetics in the pipeline
maybe
I don’t need to
시발 똥상어
I have a completely op new AR to use
light pen weapons are fine? dafuq
💀
what is this skissue
💀
lib carbine is goated
Yeah I've heard this excuse before
Well, you can just play other games while you wait for updates here...Vermintide, play as a Space Marine. Or you can still play strategy...
you do it in darktide, why not hd2?
Tendy made me a light pen believer
Because Helldivers is mid
I don't want to waste time on mid
Same reason I didn't buy spacemid 2

a true cod player response
You can also play turn-based warhammer strategy, board games, and warhammer cards...Damn, there are too many genres...
💀
doubt
i think this is the same guy who streamed and was saying it’s a scam to buy a warbond and have to play the game to earn the items
is that you
That shit pissed me off so bad lol last COD I played had a battlepass that cost about the same, was just as grindy, and let you buy your way through it with real money
That shits way worse than a warbond
팻샤크가 어떤 수익구조를 가지고 얼만큼 돈을 벌었는지 알수가 없다 혹시 불법적인 사업을 하고 있는 것인가?
I don't know how much money Fatshark makes and what kind of revenue structure it has. Is it running an illegal business?
Wrong lol
That's 3 strikes
Just do us both a favor
Let's use our time for something better
I'm going to get my lunch so
Yeah
Cya later
Woof
dog
just so you know when you buy it, you have to actually pick it up and eat it btw
it doesn’t just feed itself to you
Bro really trying to insult still
Yes you are man
Yeah right

anyway

New update for me like ALA GALEEB
Bottle look at me,
I say "fuck u" maybe yes,
Moon laugh, I not sure.
-Bart
Blood for the blood god or something
skulls for the what
Skulls for the skull throne and whatnot
Skulls for the automotons I think
alive internet theory
It's so
Beautiful
😭
It’s tea time
Machine spirit theory
dont drink alcohol its poisonous
I cant help myself smh
Builds resistance
Alchohol makes me feel like crash bandicoot
I drink to forget that I drink
Alcohol makes me feel
I dont want to die in hospital when I'm 50 from organ failure
My body's allready starting to reject it
It was nice meeting you
Let sleeping dogs lie
Great game
Proud of you!
You can do it
when I do shit like this I usually will dangle a reward for sticking with it, like I stuck to a diet so I'm now getting blue Gatorades instead of drinking only water. Really helps commitment imo
Well yeah it's just making me unwell tbh lately
It do be like that sometimes
It runs in my family too
We have the disease
Plus if I ever have kids I don't want them to experience the damage it does to family's
Hell yea man end that generational trauma
Bark
Yatti yatti yatti ho!
Be a mellow fellow
🏝️
wym cringe
I heard that song as soon as it released and I knew it'd go viral instantly
Idk
cringe or what
I'm ngl I thought it was funny
i just want feel free
Quit your job , leave to the forest
And my damn self preservation is more active than my eh shell be right mindset
How often are special events?
Yeah last two were only a month apart so if they keep up with that next one should be September 20th or so
Unfortunately the most recent ones are anger inducing
thanks, Obamna
And how long does each one last for, like am I coming in near the end or are they just a few days
Around 11-15 days boss
Ahh a little while then
the fire bullshit wasnt actually that bad
The conga lines of bursters messed w me I had to watxh a video on their mechanics
The more you know.gif
why did i not receive a notification
did you turn it off
are you a FUCKING PUSSY
One time I got naded by 2 of them it like perfectly took my toughness and then I got hit by a pox walker and that split second of no tough rocked my shit 
Now im thinking of tiny lil hampsters wearing arny fatigues creeping through the jungle w flame throwers to ambush the native hampster population
(Hamster genocide)
I should go to sleep lmao
Lil Hamster veitnam
Hamster punji sticks
I know the next update is about weapons and blessings
I just can't prove it
doakes.gif
Your probably right... please God please be right
I am starved of content
I am a small sick Victorian child
And fatshark just played dubstep full volume
I bet
They will do weapons instead of reworking vet 
Well have 1 or 2 more updates of laziness/ hungover from their holiday
Updates I mean hot fix
Prove me wrong fatshark
U wont
Coward
fucking Rashid is annoying
oooh look at me I'm flying everywhere just like my cousin in NYC in 2001
I need to know more about this lore
What is a rashid
necronssssssss
Street Fighter
Cash girls suffer met
New Diana nonsense just dropped
It's legitimately baffling how many people rage quit in this game
I legit can't get through a match without every single person in my lobby disconnecting after getting downed ONE fucking time
Bro should've waited another 6 days before dropping that joke
It baffles me
Especially when they go down once
Like it happens to everyone man
It's just how it is
Iv had some super embarrassing deaths
The amount of times I get yeeted into oblivion
I try to actively avoid standing near barrels bc of this
Ok ok I need to stop yapping and sleep jfc
My b chat
Im glad they left, the overwhelming stress I feel of carrying the burden they left makes me develop better 
is there a way to mute the mission brief while in the pod?
I don't know what this is meant to convey
Bruh
act like u just woke up
Yeah sleep wtf
I dont feel like sleeping but I shall force myself
drink a beer it helps
I'm actively trying to quit drinking
Mb that's why my brains going 100 mph
Man id love to be able to turn brain off
if you want to sleep better you should limit your screen time
a few hours before you want to go to bed, turn off the TV and computer and put down the phone
if you need entertainment, reading is a lot better because then you won't have light shining directly into your eyes
and if you don't care for novels, there's always comic books
I do not own many books but yes I'm planning on starting on doing this
Stop using my phone around 9
when I wanna go to sleep I just go find some rats and chew them for entertainment for a few hours
1 beer is not drinking cmon
But I won't be able to stop..
That's my issue
I won't stop
I thought I just liked drinking but that's literally alcoholism in a nut shell
Lately I have been taking a Benadryl if I cannot sleep but definitely not more than like two times in a week
And not if I gotta be somewhere 7-8 hours later lol
If I take sleep pills I really struggle the next day 
Like even getting up is really hard
Picked up drinking non-caffeinated tea before bed and that seems to be working
Yeah I feel like I'm being resurrected from a crypt when I do it lmao
It was you, @little marten, wasnt it?
I'm planning on limiting screen time , getting books for before bed and trying to eat better
I didn't even really have to eat better I just ate less before bed lmao
Take me till the afternoon to actually properly come back from the dead (weird zoned out feeling)
And also just less in general, takes a week or so to start having a major impact but it feels great relatively speaking
Definitely wouldn't recommend if ya gotta drive to work early
It's almost as bad as waking up hungover
Imao
Which omg
I'm so sick of feeling sick all the time
Wake up hungover then by 5pm feel like drinking again
Hey when is Fatshark gonna drop that remix of the Transit Horde Theme in the gameplay trailer?
God damn that gameplay trailer is really something back then
Gears farted
Which gameplay trailer exactly
Felt really VT2 close with the combat and sound design 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXfWiCCVby8 I think its this one
man, this looks amazing
when is this game coming out?
Yeah it is the remix transit horde
It is actually a banger but i like to think that it was an early version of the song
Oh yeah that's transit horde but boppy

That’s the one
We NEED this
Why ain’t this the regular horde theme?
I slept today and got 4 hours, before that, in the last 50 hours, I had only gotten 3 hours total
🤝
Struggle be real
I'm really jealous of the 4hours you got
I'm feeling weird as hell
V seizury
Been there
Better go take my pills I can feel one coming on smh
My whole body goes haywire if I get less than like 6 hours so I'm pretty strict about going to bed on time
I'll go a little later on Friday/ Saturday if I know I can sleep in but that's about it
Then again I am old 👴
you epileptic or something?
I had a head injury that made me epileptic
Yeah my body starts going weird when I dont sleep
Especially my brain
well that's what I was wondering about
you really shouldn't be missing sleep if you have any kind of history with seizures
I know this boss
How old?
paul we found someone older than you btw


why does arbites say 777777
A couple people in here are
Unfortunately I'm unable to sleep my brain is just not stopping
Paul throw a fukn brick at me plz
it honestly might be worth taking the risk with a few beers
There are better vices for sleeping too
hey guys stop telling the guy who's trying to quit drinking to take a drink
fookin' hell fellas
<wild arm motions> well someone sounds too sober
Your age 
Im 34 so checks out
I done messed up getting myself used to drinking 😭
I'm actually baked af rn 
Yep that's how old I am
Who is quitting?
👋
you 
Me boss
I don't drink alcohol; but I drink bepis - might be worth a try to replace it (but make sure it's sugar free). - And drink bottled water.
I'll drink to that
This was the solution I was hinting at! Just need to do a vice swap
can't quit something you never started

Glad you can still enjoy it
name checks out
Stop with the vice that keeps you awake and makes you crazy
Switch to the one that makes you eat a bowl of cereal and take a happy nap
losers still not recognizing that Dr. Pepper, tea, and water (and maybe some pedialyte) are all you need.
I enjoy a drink as much as the next guy but if I ever felt myself getting too into it I'd actively wind back if not quit
I need a name for my Zealot; my current lineup is full of bangers. I need a goofy whimsical name
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My problem is I struggle to stop
Trollhammeran
Lol, good on ya though
I only drink socially
yeee in that case quitting is a very good idea
same, I might have a beer like once a month otherwise
It started like that w me but then I began using it to keep busy
stop buying alcohol
buy the perfectly safe and very good british opium 
And working also made it a real issue for me
See, i eat like a fiend whem im drunk, i'll demolish a sheet by myself if people dont stop me

This is one reason I cannot drink, I get crazy munchies and then feel sick afterwards lmao
3 tallboi whiteclaws or trulies is enough to get me blitzed, im easy

Tums helps if i wake up in the middle of the night with a tummy thats on fire
That and feeling like I have a hangover while still trying to drink
Its usually all i need
Havent gotten a hangover yet
Necromancers be like.
God damn I always wake up hungover
Does ADS lower spread or does it just help with precision? Asking bc reconlas
who cares with recon
spray n pray with that fucker
Waking up feeling good is amazing
just wear one of those shtity beer hats
can never get hungover if you're always drunk probably, im not a fucking scientist
gj
Sounds good doesnt work as well as youd think
For how i use it at least
But anyways does it?
I'm like really proud of myself lmao lets try keep it up
See if I can go dry for a whole month 
Well no shit. If you're already prone to seizure, sleep deprivation and alcohol withdrawal both compound the risk. You should never try to quit alcohol cold turkey because it's one of the only drugs with serious enough withdrawals to actually kill you. My #1 recommendation is to actually seek out a rehab program instead of trying to wing it.
I'm not at that stage yet
I'm at the stage where it's really uncomfortable without alchohol
Yeah people who are quite physically addicted get crazy shakes when they try to quit
Glad you're recognizing and taking action before it gets to that point
But you are 100% correct and I appreciate you thinking about me
ADS on Recon absolutely improves stability, but the Mark of Recon also has an effect. The slower ones are more precise by foundation.

Thanks!
Wish a necromancer would cast sleep on me
I'm glad you ain't that far gone. I would suggest drinking coffee in the morning and afternoon, if you aren't already. I find the mild buzz useful for not getting tempted to drink.
I'm not sure how well it works but I have heard there's a way to "reverse psychology" yourself to sleep by making a weak attempt to stay awake
And that your subconscious is supposed to be a counterpoint to whatever you're attempting, where it'll fight trying to sleep or trying to stay awake
Instructions unclear the hat man has been stalking me the last 2 days w no sleep
Not sure if that's true but the times I have tried to stay awake to trick my body into falling asleep I haven't stayed awake long lol
I once stayed awake so long i saw shadow people briefly
This man?
It's not really like that scary you just see a random ass shadow in the corner of your eye
It might move or something
That's about it
you lot must have real low self-esteem if even your own subconsious loathes you
Me irl

I kinda dislike the charecter I have created for myself 
What character?
Ego
the worldbuilding is what really sucks
can't even join a guild without doing a bunch of pointless side quests first, and then it's next to impossible to find any real quests unless you already found the right NPC to talk to
sigh
Get on darktide
Oskar isn't too expensive
just pay him so Sefoni mindwipes you and he cuts you up to a new face
Woof
I kinda feel like I've had the personality scourge done to me several times already
I've never felt like the same person for longer than about 5 years
Never too late to rework it
cellular replacement theory
I don't think that's it. I mean the reason I've even thought about this is because I've talked to some retired old-timers who say they still feel like their same old 16 year old self they were 50 years ago, except in an older body. I don't feel like that at all.
that's more cognitive than anything else; or maybe early on-set dementia
I don't think it's that either. I think some people go through their lives in distinct "phases", while for some the journey is more streamlined.
me after a long day of silksonging
( I am just about tired with the game )
can we have like
the opposite of goty
like
wgoty
exploration simulator with no story and slop enemy design
I never liked hollow knight but I'm glad this agme came out
I don't wanna get jumped by 500 million words from people
ive played many, and i quite enjoy them
Guys I have a question: In Fallout 76, when an item you want to buy isn't part of the current rotation, you can contact customer support and ask them to put it in the shop just for your game and they'll do it. Can you do the same thing with Darktide?
there is a difference and it is a large one
I hate the term metroidvania btw just gotta say that
one of the worst terms ever next to souls like
Metroidvania x3
if I so much as sigh about silksong I feel like I'll get shot in an alleyway

No
Sorry mate
Low chance
Never
Damn, its driving me crazy that i forgot the name
Not a chance
fatshark hates money so probably not
but if I am allowed to speak about it just for a message
this has been circa 5 years of waiting
this?
(i said this verbatim in vc like 3 hours ago)
hates customers
Skiitari?
Redditors hyped up Silksong so much and it's probably just a good sequel to a good game
mediocre at best sequel to a great game
I was being a whimsical lollipop propeller hat kitty while u were offscreen having a fight with Kratos
my head was elsewhere
my fourth fight with kratos
because i have to fight him from every single god of war game
💔
can you elaborate?
i'm genuinely curious, I know nothing of either game
It was a name i was gonna name the admech class, whenever it gets added
It was so good too, but now i cant remember it
hollow knight has part of the issue of this game, but its confined to specific areas and it isn't that insane
but silksong genuinely feels like as a game
it goes out of its way to make your experience unfun and spite you
and it's not even like a vibes "the world is so unforgiving thing" like no
it just feels like team cherry wanted to go out of their way to make me have a shit time
that's the only way i can really describe it
my favorite part was missing a jump for an important progress point just to fall all the way down at the beginning of the game
at best its like, a little fun i suppose
my gf sat on a bench (your save points) and an axe swung down and killed her
🤔
I feel like that's something you put in "I wanna be the guy" not hollow knight
she thought she could have a bench in peace? the fucking audacity
I know that bench, you stop the axe by going to the left of it ( it's a hidden room ) ((it doesn't tell you))
thats another thing
the bench placement is terrible
theres like
five or six back to back in areas you dont need them in
and then like, the worst area in the game (as of yet) (don't worry the next area is coming)
I saw that one Nakeyjakey's livestream, happened to him too
theres none
Think he dodged it though
I'm begging which ever higher power is seeing this to let me sleep 😭
I got this boss
there's a big reason dark souls doesn't have fake bonfires
yeah
i just really do not like this game and i am glad i didn't have to buy it to feel that way, i just feel bad for people expecting more and spending their actual money or getting it as a gift
that's great
I tried counting sheep and everything
DS2 does
Just go eat something
but they're not like, dangerous
ds2 is ds2 to be fair
Chamomile that bitch
Like
How long have I been trying to sleep for
Drinking a bit of milk before sleep has been a thing passed by generations
I feel like atleast 3 hours
picture this until you sleep
no
plus they dont put it in the shop
they give u it directly
Pavloved your system into sleeping only if drink
Unfortunately
fatshark runs off FOMO while bethesda doesnt which is why bethesda does that
Bethesda can be pretty stuck up about it tho, depends who answers your ticket
Missed something by 1 day a long time ago and they said no
Other day they refunded a bunch of stuff I didnt like but didnt take the items away
50/50
FS knows its the only way the game makes income so they wouldnt do that lol
It sometimes helped me to think of a story when trying to fall asleep
the more detailed the better
I had sleeping issues until I started leaving a video or something on in the background
Found i like a little noise when I sleep
lamia moans
oh yeah, something boring and monotonous helps
I do
my favorite are Tehsnakerer "reviews"
super long, monotonous and very good for sleep
In some hellish daze
Chat I got some Peppermint Rooibos chocolate and it is peak
The greater good truly provides
probably any video essay without shouting or screaming and so on works
some people like a little white noise. I find the light distracts. I used to fall asleep to MST3K reruns
Hd2?
Nah tryna sleep lmao 🤣
U eu?
Oh its 11pm 
I am Oceania
I woke up an hour ago 
It's currently 8am
Turn the monitor off, i did that until I got a job and by that point I didnt care about the light lol
I fall asleep to the teachings of O'shovah <3 they bring me great calm
bro is woke
itsover
Go to sleep u time traveler
I'm trying so hard 😫
I'm not falling asleep at my desk. I have a bed room with a TV.
Not as woke as you 
I used to sleep on a bus 
I hope not as the bus driver 
U bending over for me? How lovely 
same; I took it to school
I never grew up in a place with public transportation or any mass transit at all.
except school buses which were required by law
Where the fck u grew up? In Tibet?
Ah
the rural midwest; on a cow farm
do what you do here: post weird and cringy pictures at them
Perfect entertainment while i eat my ramen
They are like
40 years older than me boss man
I was about to send you how 2 coworkers yell and have a crash,but u are eating ima wait 
Thats actually pretty nice, problem is hospital is probably away
Meh they stopped
Don't worry, Americans cannot afford a hospital anyways
For some reason the lady that works here HATES if you go near her closet
Oh no 😮
They have to deal with my state employee insurance, they cant afford me
Turn the tables

Oh fuck lmao
Instructions unclear, $50k in paperwork and admin fees must be done for a checkup
That being said someone did go in my closet yesterday and left a blood stain, had to yell at them for that
I never had a call for a blood spill
Wow who is bleeding in other people's closets that's an odd one
Once it gets into the floor wax the only way to get it out is to strip the floor tile
Likely from the mop or something
Eh we typically only have 2, 1 for restrooms and 1 for general use
For blood, depending on how much we just throw it out after in the event of a bloodborne pathogen
Dude is working at viscera cleanup detail
Got that dedicated bodily fluid mop
ello people!
i thought children were portraits of cleanliness
Especially the toilets

That's Japan 
Ive seen horrors in the women's restroom that people could never comprehend
When I was in high school my group would eat lunch in a second floor hallway and there was this hole in the wall up there where I imagine there once lived a fire extinguisher or something. Every lunch we'd offer a little sacrifice to the wall hole, tossing it down into the gap in the wall. Eventually it piled up enough to be seen but has taken on an entirely new texture that was this thick grey waxy stuff
And thus "the cheese" was born
I was working in M&S in Canterbury for 3y,i got pictures of the female toilet for customers,sh1t was legit on the ceiling

This continued until they bolted a very large piece of plywood over it, but I like to think it occasionally tests the limits of its enclosure
1st call i had for the women's restroom a toilet was almost entirely filled with blood
You couldnt flush it because it was clogged, anything used had to be thrown out after
They entombed the cheese
Dayumn
Look what they did to my boy....
Next day, boys restroom had a toilet that looked like a communal chili pot that was full to the top of the seat
He shall never know freedom
Dont worry
The cheese will consume the plywood
Lmao I can only hope
It does seem like a test almost, putting something that can rot up against a rot elemental
khorne cultists?
Every other day my breakfast consists of ice cream and a monster
Breakfast of champs
: 🤮
There's usually at least one weekend day where mine is just a multivitamin and a black coffee
And weed if you consider that part of breakfast
Thats a lot of sugar

How goes Darktide?
Damn we girls can shit huh.
BITCH THAT IS NOT BREAKFAST
MAKE WAFFLES BACON N EGGS
Funny actually was that the male toilet was super clean,almost as if men are not pig's 
Public toilets are awful
Eggs expensive.
Tiding in the dark
Is the explosives event worth it?
I forgot they're expensive
It's fun imo
Just. Watch yourself lmao.
It fun asf but you better have good awareness
and not so bad trammates
Just don't be near the edge
I heard some were bitching about more bursters.
You will be sent away.
Wooooow
Tell the twink to cook would you
Smh
Drink i got at dunkin had 175g of carbs and 288% of daily sugar in it
I see this chat hasnt changed since last on.
I do
Ill never change 
Spawns further more bursters
Also shotgunners will drop grenades upon death
I oil up the pan. Turn it on, toss Like 3 pieces in. 3 eggs after ward and like 2 or 3 waffles.
Bursters attack in conga lines
So huh, don't try to jump when the grenades about to explode
You do what to the pan??? 
Cod martydom, fuckin' sweet.
Does blocking make them have less impact
OIL IT UP!
VEGETABLE OIL

Canola oul is only used by subhumans
no content for 5 minutes = game dead
Canola oil is like
why is my name coloured
Im no stranger to oiling things up tyvm
"do you wanna be a girl that poops, or a bitch that shits?"
Peels off your skin and eats it

Biggest marketing secret is renaming that to canola oil lmao
Pretend you have sunburn
Canola more like Can'tola
i've just realised you can surgically remove the ability to speak french
yeah, lobotomy used to be popular for a reason
Remove the uvula since French requires the uvula for some of its letters
Bonk
If you take someone's vocal cords out, you remove the ability for them to speak most languages
Crazy
Never woulda thought

Yeah but thats rude because it's not French specific
God alex's caves cave map making fucking sucks
Archeology table gimmick is shitty and the minigame requires you to get a fucking Galactic Alphabet translation image on the internet dear god who aproved this shit
someone asked "how does the bomber pronounce words without lips"
Oh wrong server
and I agree
No no, go on
Minecraft Mod
Oh
ahhh I see
No wonder it sucks
Litterally just a Minecraft mod
I understand. My gf likes that tekkit type shit
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Figured
does all the pipes and nuclear reactors and that
Just play starboard at that point ngl
Or whatever that game is with the plant people
she also does it with magic and that. Magical mana spawning gardens and the like
Star smth
yeah
looks decent
has a good bit of modding support
not my cuppa tea though unfortunately
Yeah the dev tried to make it "Gimmicky" where to generate the map that leads to the biomes of the mod (caves) you need to take an item named "Ancient Tablet" and fucking guess which words are what the words you need to get. Because the entire text is written with the Galactic Alphabet.
If i could send an image in here, i would show what it looks like.
what is the galactic alphabet
Dms, cant send image in here
But imagine if he was one of the greatest wizards ever
He's just not good with words
The Wizard King
thats just a dyslexic wild magic sorcerer atp
i mean tbf
random bullshit happening because you fucked up the vocal cast is basically wild magic
there's too many charisma casters in dnd imo
happened to Triss in the witcher books, I think in the last one
neat
still cant stop remembering the fact they gave triss the shits for no fucking reason
I think my ex’s friends are stalking me
was your ex a dick?
theres like 3 cha 2 wis 1 int so yeah
sucks but oh well
oh shit nvm there might be a 2nd one
psion
There’s a few things that confuse me
Now i see his friends everywhere
Like, paladin char I can see
Block 'em all
But I feel wisdom fits better
Sorry I’ll let maxine go on
This isn’t the time for me to talk about dnd classes
Why does it feel like
Somebody's watching meeeeeee
I got no privacy
Oh, we didn't go to any hospitals; like, yeah, if I had to go to urgent care or my brother had to go, there was a small thing in the city that wasn't a hospital. I had never been to a hospital since I was born until I went to a military one at like 23. It wasn't that my parents or grandparents didn't trust medicine. It was just that far away. So one time I got as concussion and the remedyw asn't to go to the hospital, but to place a cold, wet cloth on my head and told me not to fall asleep; then I went to school the next day.
Invisible foe
Takes control
Evisceration plague
Oh I should make a nurgle warband called that
Sure
appears ppl cant play on h40 nowadays
Have a song called Soul plague
Its irl
Are you okay maxine
Still
Let it be known amongst your friends
Tell your parents too as a headsup
That is pretty weird
I would tell people you know
As a fyi
I think it’s either coincidence or maybe im schizophrenic
Don't worry
A weapon is a force multiplier against opponents that are tougher than you
Be safe out there
Im heavy handed
I know how to fight
It would be insulting to me to hit them because they wouldn’t be able to fight back realistically
Ogryn when they use special attack on their brute basher
Lmao

I physically have bigger hands than them (we used to be friends)


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