general-chat

[supple thorn]

Fine, @orchid skiff

[orchid lynx]

cool

[nocturne bloom]

Or them

[supple thorn]

O.o who then?

[nocturne bloom]

They don't need to know

[supple thorn]

Touchè

[supple thorn]

Couple bottles of wild turkey down so far.

Working on some absolute.

[orchid lynx]

decent decent

[supple thorn]

I know, bitch mode atm. Ill probably polish off my captain Morgan cannonblast after. Fuck my liver.

So quiet...

All my rejects die?

Yall be good. Ima ghost.

[eternal sail]

Anyone start over if they die

I did there for a while but got annoyed by having to lvl back up

[orchid lynx]

I was killing bugs

[supple thorn]

Why? Fuckin just play bro. I mean if you wanna try hard nuzlock, thats on you.

[eternal sail]

I’m just asking if I’m the only one that does?

[supple thorn]

You're the first. Course im drink most the time so I dont honestly know if anyone else does.

What main?

[tawny grail]

Sounds awful, the game isn't really suited for that playstyle. But you do you

[supple thorn]

Whatever you main, ask that chat.

[eternal sail]

It was fun at first but got real annoying

[spare ether]

Helldivers 2 is a good video game

[eternal sail]

So the campaign fun?I’ve only made it to iv

[gilded socket]

Im deploying to iraq rn…

Oshaune…

[devout compass]

Hey anyone know what are the top two best perks for helbore lasgun up to date?

[quaint moss]

agreed

dude silksong, and the new warbond same day

is peak

[blissful kiln]

poopdivers, poopsong

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gif-21696855

[quaint moss]

smelldivers 2

[eternal sail]

I just not interested in it seems boring

So does bf 6

Maybe if I was a teenager again I might like those games

[supple thorn]

Hey yo, Falujeah all over again.

[thick coyote]

Mk4 is just Ogryn prejudice

Unyielding Carapace

[gaunt bridge]

Any new cosmetic?

[eternal sail]

Ya

Augments

Peg legs

[gaunt bridge]

Hmm

[supple thorn]

Tis all trash.

Like peg legs and ogryn chest plate the only worth while thingz

[eternal sail]

Ogryn player then huh

[supple thorn]

Nope last one i got left to finish pens for.

[eternal sail]

Ok den

[supple thorn]

I play all and is equally trash at all

[eternal sail]

I play all but psyker

[formal mortar]

Finishing Arbitrator then moving on to Psyker I think, or Zealot, not sure. Haven't done much with Zealot

[eternal sail]

And trash too

[supple thorn]

More power to all who play psyker. Yall masters of this fuckin game. Fuck psyker.

[eternal sail]

Same here

[low hemlock]

if only Ogryn had Two peg legs to be betta than that Vet w/ robo legs

[formal mortar]

Ogryn need tank treads

[eternal sail]

[placid warren]

played psyker last game; got downed 3 times

[eternal sail]

Probably uprising too psyker sucks ass

[gilded socket]

Wiff

[formal mortar]

Psyker is pretty good

[eternal sail]

Well I’m trash at psyker then

[supple thorn]

Bother, downed seven times with max stats. Ask K
@fiery wave she had to drag my ass cross the finish.

[orchid lynx]

them bugs do be just dragons rn

[formal mortar]

Max stats? What was maxed? Toughness, health? Curious what is considered max stats since you can't have everything at it's max

[ocean widget]

Psykers a glass cannon

Apparently high damage but low as shit hp

[fiery wave]

Lvl 30. 500 min maxed weapons, 17%, 17%, 21% or some combo of maxed curios.

[eternal sail]

Ogryn has to be the easiest class to play imo

[ocean widget]

That's because it is

[stable fox]

[eternal sail]

Funniest too if u get brute voice which is rare

[supple thorn]

Im just trash at the game brother. Can't play for shit. Have to get carried on malis and just barely survive on level 1.

[formal mortar]

Ain't nothing wrong with that, just gotta get better. You'll figure it out, I'm still learning things myself

[eternal sail]

What’s y’all’s go to melee weapon for veteran

[formal mortar]

Shovel

[eternal sail]

Yep same here

[supple thorn]

Ill play with the best players like Ainz and still wont get it. Im just here to have fun, get drunk and make yall look good.

[formal mortar]

I know psword and other things are good too, but I like the shovel

[eternal sail]

Chainsword is fun,I only use it and shovel

[supple thorn]

I said I was gonna ghost and my ass is still herw.

Failed at that too.

[chrome maple]

perhaps like, a Gaunts Ghost, Trooper Larkin?

[thick coyote]

Peak class

[supple thorn]

Shhhhhh

[thick coyote]

Simply don't interact with half of the game mechanics

Ranged attacks? Just Become immune to them

Cleave? Just don't interact with it

Movement speed? Simply hit the cap

[eternal sail]

Ya and shovel is really good for crowd control

[fiery wave]

He's a Tanith fan or summthing so...

[supple thorn]

Colonel-Commisar Gaunt is a good man. Dont let me sully his name.

[orchid lynx]

one of the best the is

[chrome maple]

You're the best sharpshooter in the regiment, you could never sully our name Trooper.

[formal mortar]

Way I see it the only people who truly suck at this game are the ones who instantly ragequit when they get a booboo

[eternal sail]

Only time I leave a game is if everyone goes down on a hard difficulty so that in hope a player saves the day lol

[supple thorn]

No, just an old bastard that everyone sees as mad. Dont listen to me lad.

[formal mortar]

I honestly don't mind that but I still won't leave the game either way. I'll just take a loss and move on

[eternal sail]

I guess I should say I rarely do it tho

[supple thorn]

Done that. So just holding to my trash status.

[formal mortar]

It's just there are a lot of players who get into an auric, or any difficulty really, that get downed 1 time and they quit

[supple thorn]

Least I admit it.

[formal mortar]

It still sucks for everyone else though, that could've been a filled spot instead of a wasted spot

[eternal sail]

I’ve never tried auric

[formal mortar]

Admitting to bad things doesn't make them better

[eternal sail]

True

I’d probably be angry too

[supple thorn]

No, but at least people know what they get if they play withcme

[gilded socket]

Its like how malevalon was nam and hellmire is Afghanistan and now oshaune is iraq

[formal mortar]

I need to get up and exercise been sitting too long playing persona

[supple thorn]

Wtf you know of Afghanistan?!

[gilded socket]

My uncle was there

[plucky ermine]

It got that mexico filter on oshuane

[supple thorn]

..respect then..

[gilded socket]

Marine corps

[devout compass]

Well I am using MK IIIa as I heard it's the best

[gilded socket]

Combat driver

Drove a AAVP

[chrome maple]

I only leave if something happens like a plague ogryn appears and the rest of the team just keeps moving and doesnt help fight it, just feels unfair and makes me not want to work with them after that

[nocturne bloom]

The 3 uniforms folded in my basement:

(Not mine, families)

[gilded socket]

I wear my uncle’s

Two sets of m81

Two sets of dcu tricolor

[supple thorn]

...I know the feelings brother.. ima get offline.
..

[nocturne bloom]

Eh, all I wear is my uncles airborne jacket

[eternal sail]

I was denied entry to the armed forces for skizopherna

[nocturne bloom]

But thats been mostly covered up so it doesnt look like im saying its mine

[gilded socket]

I took the rank pins off my uncle’s

[nocturne bloom]

I also use his canteen

[gilded socket]

They aren’t mine

But i keep them in a box

[nocturne bloom]

And his canteen belt

[eternal sail]

So know I get to fight alongside et raiders who answered my prayers

[nocturne bloom]

And his kabar

And his everything

[supple thorn]

Respect to you and @gilded socket yall take care...

[gilded socket]

You too man

Lay off the bottle a little

[ripe tangle]

what’s happening?

[supple thorn]

No. Ive my reasons. Be good.

[eternal sail]

I’m I believe thirty but smell like I’m 90 and got horrible farts like an old man

[nocturne bloom]

Guns

And

And

Drugs

And

Man

[ripe tangle]

in other words, too much fun.

[gilded socket]

Right

[orchid skiff]

All melee are med

[orchid skiff]

Game deceived you

[nocturne bloom]

Let me troll

Dumbass

You ruined it

[orchid skiff]

Suuuure

[eternal sail]

I was a warrior slave to et

[nocturne bloom]

Im gonna go eat my Tonkotsu you RUINED now

[orchid skiff]

Eat the machete

[nocturne bloom]

Is that

Some kind of...

Code

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[eternal sail]

It was awsome but I got highly addicted to a stimulant

[supple thorn]

Ya'll take care and enjoy your games.

[nocturne bloom]

Bro im at work

Im not enjoying anything other than a blank mind

[orchid lynx]

So how many times did u say that now?

[supple thorn]

Fuck off.

[nocturne bloom]

Do you guys like fried pork with or without black garlic oil

[orchid lynx]

I will in a bit

or even now

Take care ya'll as one would say

[nocturne bloom]

I dont care, answer the question

[orchid lynx]

yes me like meat

[nocturne bloom]

That wasn't the question

I know what you look up

Im talking about food

[orchid lynx]

i like with and without depends on mood

[nocturne bloom]

You've never even had it have you smh my head

[orchid lynx]

is black garlic oil any different then the regular one?

[nocturne bloom]

Very

[orchid lynx]

damn then i have no idea what im talking about

i tell u the new warbond AR is kinda cool

give it a try after work boss

[quaint moss]

my wifi is BACK, democracy time :3

[orchid lynx]

very democratic ^

[ocean widget]

Yes
One is black garlic and one isnt

[supple thorn]

Thought you were heading out? xp

[orchid lynx]

how could i be so foolish

[nocturne bloom]

The color of the oil isnt the difference

[orchid lynx]

im trying to

just like u did

[ocean widget]

That's why I said one is black garlic, not one is black

[nocturne bloom]

Black garlic oil is typically cooked into an oil which changes the flavor entirely

[misty trench]

the oil is an oil? say it ain't so

[supple thorn]

Ive no life idgaf. Just a drunkard everyone ignors.

[orchid lynx]

so how does it taste?

[ocean widget]

Oil is cooked into oil
America% increases by 500

[nocturne bloom]

The oil is cooked into an oil

Its used in broth typically

[orchid lynx]

Ok boys oil up

[nocturne bloom]

Rich, some people say smokey

[orchid lynx]

huh, the more i know

[nocturne bloom]

It really depends on what you combine with it

Can be rich, bitter, smokey etc

[orchid lynx]

lets say the fried pork mentioned before

[nocturne bloom]

(Low-key good in beef sticks if you know how to make those)

[nocturne bloom]

Not the pork

The oil

Youre combining 2 oils

Which is what changes the flavor of it

[orchid lynx]

I see

[nocturne bloom]

But on top of that you're intentionally boiling it

So the type of oil used and how long you cook it makes a difference

[orchid lynx]

man i was about to go to sleep and now i have a lecture about cooking oil. (its surprisingly interesting)

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

Non-mandated education in my warhamer server?

[orchid lynx]

yeah its called indoctrination or something

[nocturne bloom]

You wouldnt understand with your British cuisine

[ocean widget]

Jello salad

[orchid lynx]

oh no British food

War, famine, pestilence and death are 4 of my fav british meals

[nocturne bloom]

Holy shit, a dish designed after a war that was entirely cut out of everyone's household and becoming a "retro" dish????

[ocean widget]

And yet it still remains a part of american history

Just like the prohibition

[orchid lynx]

eh food is food

[nocturne bloom]

History and still eating boiled hotdogs and potatoes 70 years later weekly are 2 different things

[ocean widget]

Calling jello salad food is debatable

[orchid lynx]

I said food not poison

[ocean widget]

Potatoes are good, no clue where you got the hotdogs from

Bangers and mash is made with sausages

[nocturne bloom]

My bad pimp, yall never stopped calling them sausages

[ocean widget]

No because theres a noticeable difference between sausages and hotdogs

Also yall have spray cheese

[gilded socket]

I love the patriot suit so much

[nocturne bloom]

Autocannon one rips in the caves

[ocean widget]

Is it made of iron

[orchid lynx]

an italian described my country as the land of mysterious broth so i really shouldn't speak

[ocean widget]

What country

[nocturne bloom]

Dont say France

[orchid lynx]

we can play a guessing gmae or i can just tell u

[nocturne bloom]

Plz

[lethal solstice]

Hotdogs are more obviously processed

[ocean widget]

Is it france

[orchid lynx]

🤢

[lethal solstice]

Perfectly uniform meat tubes

[nocturne bloom]

Oh Italian

🤝

[orchid lynx]

It is Poland

[ocean widget]

Oh

Checks out

[nocturne bloom]

That was my 2nd guess

[orchid lynx]

thank god im not French

[nocturne bloom]

Yea youre a femboy instead

[ocean widget]

Your first guess was shit given you picked the nationality of the insulter

[orchid lynx]

nah im from the "other" part

[nocturne bloom]

Yea we cant say that here

Its all good

[gilded socket]

So ive heard

[nocturne bloom]

I know what youre hiding

[gilded socket]

I havent got the emancipator yet

[nocturne bloom]

I bring it every time, it helps a lot with the bug nests

[gilded socket]

Patriot works with my fighting philosophy

[ocean widget]

No clue what the other part is, going to assume it's pro USSR

[orchid lynx]

there is no pro USSR part

[nocturne bloom]

Ill bring one you bring the other 🤝

[orchid lynx]

we all hate it

[ocean widget]

Close enough guess

[gilded socket]

Yeaaa

[orchid lynx]

kinda true

u have 3 parts

[ocean widget]

Ah fock it's the nazis isnt it

[nocturne bloom]

How you like the AK? Try it yet?

[orchid lynx]

The nazis are the femboy one so no

[gilded socket]

Not enough medals yet

Im grinding dor them

Dw

[nocturne bloom]

Ah, if you still need some ill speedrun some for you on D10

When im home

[orchid lynx]

@nocturne bloom may i join when ur done with that job thing?

helldivers i mean

[gilded socket]

Okii

[nocturne bloom]

If im not full and everyone is chill with it

[orchid lynx]

if not light them bugs up for me champs

[gilded socket]

Just got it

Okay

Lamia

[nocturne bloom]

Next is the Harpoon

[gilded socket]

It has reticle, underbarrel and muzzle customization

Mag size is set

[nocturne bloom]

Yee I saw all that just didnt have time to run a match with it

[gilded socket]

Im running a match niw

[nocturne bloom]

I liked the irons

I hate the peep thats used on every other gun for irons

[orchid lynx]

not the expandable?

[nocturne bloom]

Thats page 3

Harpoon is cooler anyways

[orchid lynx]

I was the most excited about the gun and the silo

also the nade looks kinda cool

[nocturne bloom]

Silo would be cool if the explosion was massive for no reason

[fading otter]

It’s easily the best ar in game for Termies imo

Crazy powerful

[nocturne bloom]

I know its good

I just like asking people I know

Med pen and fire isnt a joke regardless

[orchid lynx]

im kinda surprised it has med pen

[nocturne bloom]

Its an AK

Be dumb if it didnt

[orchid lynx]

7,62×39

[fading otter]

Oh I’m just chimin in lol finally had a chance to try it out for longer than a rushed game before work shits awesome

[nocturne bloom]

Doubtful

Its a futuristic game

If it used modern ammo probably 5.45

[orchid lynx]

might be true

super earth seems american so makes sense

[nocturne bloom]

Someone told me a headshot on a commander is all you need because the fire finishes it

I was thinking of making a shield build for the guys that tunnel to see if the surfacing attack can be blocked

[fading otter]

It just devours hordes, I didn’t get a chance to try on anything else but definitely my go to Term gun now

[fading otter]

That’s actually smart

[nocturne bloom]

Yea, if that works I wanna try the directional shield too

For better spitter blocking

[orchid skiff]

Apparently it's only undodgeable if you're host

[fading otter]

[nocturne bloom]

I only wear heavy armor so

[onyx wren]

anyone that can help with some mod issues on darktide?

[fading otter]

Ehhhhhh fellow fat boy🫡

[nocturne bloom]

The darktide mods server would be better

[onyx wren]

ty ty

[nocturne bloom]

Cinderblock with field chemist helmet my beloved

[onyx wren]

how does one come across a server such as this...?

[nocturne bloom]

Server discovery on discord or ask someone for a link

Never needed help from them personally

[fading otter]

That’s clean as hell, I run Cinderblock with the force of law helm love the gray and orange

[nocturne bloom]

I used to wear the bomb suit in demo det with the Mohawk helm in the urban warbond

[ocean widget]

#📌communities

[onyx wren]

ty 🙏

[fair bridge]

@orchid skiff college sucks i don't wanna do it

it's for ugly people 😭 😭

[ocean widget]

Oh thats why youre there

[ocean widget]

Yeah but thats unsurprising
Education systems suck

[fair bridge]

against my will. i'm a prisoner.

[ocean widget]

[fair bridge]

i hate that stupid emote

so many dumb people here have used it that it lost all the charm it once had

[nocturne bloom]

You called

[fair bridge]

can't believe i'm expected to know math and reading like the Uglies do

[ocean widget]

Its about college
Dont think youre allowed near one of those

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

I heard sucks

[fair bridge]

it sucks right now because i slacked off last sunday

so now i have to spend the rest of the week making up

i just wanted to day drink with my friends

[ocean widget]

Have you tried

[fair bridge]

😔

[ocean widget]

Not slacking

[fair bridge]

i'm sat here like a dickhead at my kitchen table at 9pm staring at a screen asking me if i know some bullshit i heard from a voice coming from my airpods so yes i will definitely not be slacking in the future

[ocean widget]

"Here in my garage"

[fair bridge]

i heard that guy drowned in like 3 inches of water

[nocturne bloom]

Leave and never look back, simple as

[ocean widget]

He didnt

He had too much knowledge

[ripe tangle]

Bonjour, comment allez-vous tous aujourd'hui?

[nocturne bloom]

Oh youre selling bread?

[ocean widget]

Ok curie

[ripe tangle]

what about bread?

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing

[ripe tangle]

tu veux pain?

[ocean widget]

One of the French words you said probably means bread
Bread bred
Lamia

[ripe tangle]

pain is bread in French

[nocturne bloom]

No

[ocean widget]

Ah thats why baguettes taste bad

[nocturne bloom]

It was a joke im glad nobody got

[ripe tangle]

and why they’re hard as a rock

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck salami can be used as a weapon but a breadstick cant is beyond me

[ocean widget]

Lucia isnt a hooker lamia

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

btw the reason we associate baguettes with being hard was because of post-revolutionary rationing, in France they’d make bread with a less refined flour similar to semolina and bake it twice so it doesn’t rot/mold and they’d store it away for months and months, it’d be extremely hard and the only way to eat it was by dipping it in soup.

they stopped rationing bread that way by the mid-1800s though, but the idea of French Bread being hard as stone stuck forever

fuck I do infodump, I am autistic; aren’t I?

[ocean widget]

You're in a warhammer server

With a sister of battle pfp

With a sister of battle nickname

[ripe tangle]

[ocean widget]

Do I need to say yes

[ripe tangle]

fair enough

[nocturne bloom]

Homie I talked about black garlic oil for 20 minutes earlier

You're fine

[stable fox]

No, they're book smart

[fair bridge]

permission to cry sir

[stable fox]

Just in the way some of us may not understand

[ocean widget]

No, go back to the frontlines

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

Tell the feelings to stop. They're getting in the way

[fair bridge]

the other commissar let us cry whenever we wanted

[ocean widget]

That's because he was a corpse

[ripe tangle]

the Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker was one of those guys who blew the whistle before telling men to go over the top in his past life.

[fair bridge]

joke ruined because of edgy

[stable fox]

Whomp whomp

[ocean widget]

Well corpses cant answer can they
So checks out

Plus who the fuck is going to interrupt the commisar doing something

[fair bridge]

listening to jazz is kinda nice

[ripe tangle]

a Catachan?

[nocturne bloom]

Corpses can tell a lot of things

[fair bridge]

i don't understand it enough to listen too intently to it but it's nice enough to where i can think while vibing

[ocean widget]

Given what I've read of catachans they'll do a lot of things that ordinary guardsmen wont

[ripe tangle]

true

I mean, they’re literally a whole Guard Regiment consisting of John Rambos with a reputation similar to the Ghurkas

[ocean widget]

Warhammers australians

[ripe tangle]

but they aren’t upside down

or are we the upside down ones?

[nocturne bloom]

One of the cops from the Rambo movies lived down the road from me before he died

[ocean widget]

Damn
Rambo got to him

[nocturne bloom]

I live near a lot of weird stuff

2 roads down there's a castle

Theres an old 1800s stone food shelter on my road

[lethal socket]

I wanna get some guardsman models and tau armor so I can make more Gue'vesa

[ocean widget]

Where tf r u

[nocturne bloom]

My family, also, historically owned a quarter of the state im in a long time ago

[ocean widget]

Oh
Still america

Awful

[nocturne bloom]

Well they bought it and came from Hungary so im more hungarian than north American really

[ocean widget]

I thought you lived near an actual castle
Nope, just a white one

[nocturne bloom]

No, its an actual castle

[ripe tangle]

random fact, Florida has more castles than the European nation of Andorra

[misty trench]

tbf Andorra is fucking tiny

[nocturne bloom]

It has a moat and everything

[ripe tangle]

True lol

[ocean widget]

Put alligators in it

[nocturne bloom]

Only reason I havent said the name is because id dox myself lol

Its literally 10 minutes down the road

[fair bridge]

smiff

[misty trench]

Andorra is like straight up smaller than fuckin Brisbane lmao

[nocturne bloom]

You what

[ripe tangle]

is it Bannerman?

[nocturne bloom]

No

Name of my town though

Is in the castle name

[fair bridge]

bliff

[nocturne bloom]

Whiff

[fair bridge]

im so tired

[nocturne bloom]

I got 3 hours of sleep last night and then clocked back in

[ripe tangle]

I could probably guess it if I keep going, but I won’t because I’m not gonna dox ya

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

Pretty sure andora is smaller than london

[nocturne bloom]

Dms

Go for it

[misty trench]

yea it is lol

Andorra only has like 85'000 people in it

[ripe tangle]

Florida has one more castle than San Marino… which is weird

then again, San Marino is also extremely tiny

[ocean widget]

9.8 mil for london

Jesus christ

3 Andorras would be roughly as big and nowhere close

[fair bridge]

ice cream time!!!!!

[misty trench]

yea like even my home city, which isn't very big, is 680k people

[fair bridge]

my town has 44k people in it

[round mica]

We have like 520,000

[fair bridge]

i love my lil town

[round mica]

Relatively small

[fair bridge]

the park is very pretty and nice

[nocturne bloom]

My town has like 9k

[fair bridge]

i just hate his dumb fucking face

[misty trench]

meanwhile Sydney has 5.5 million people

[round mica]

Jesus

[fair bridge]

its exactly what i imagine paul looks like irl

[round mica]

Do they have them cramped into shoeboxes

[nocturne bloom]

Yet we have one of the most popular fairs in our state

[ripe tangle]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles_in_the_United_States

bruh, why is the first picture the fucking Cinderella Castle!?!

anyway, below that you see more legitimate castles…. like half of them are fortified residents or former residents, the other half are old military installations.

but seriously, who the fuck put the Cinderella castle as the first one!?! is someone trolling? That one doesn’t count nor did it before.

[misty trench]

no those would be way too expensive to rent

[ocean widget]

Disneyland

[ripe tangle]

It didn’t count when I checked this list in the past… damn wikipedia

[round mica]

Ireland has really a funny castle , there's one ladder than goes in and when they would get attacked they would just take the ladder down it's more of a tower than a castle tbf

[ripe tangle]

[misty trench]

huh Vancouver 3 million people that's crazy

3 million people who don't know how to fucking signal when changing lanes

[nocturne bloom]

One near me isnt there

Makes sense

[ripe tangle]

Well damn

[ocean widget]

Maybe it's a manor and not a castle

[ripe tangle]

also the oldest church in the United States was built in like 1610, and the oldest restaurant is also it’s oldest brewery! it was built in 1673

I think that’s kinda cool

[nocturne bloom]

Wait I need to look again

The name changed

[ripe tangle]

tbf the castles on the list are really just fortified manors and old military forts

[nocturne bloom]

Nope, not there, odd

[nocturne bloom]

Its a castle

[misty trench]

man imagine besieging cinderella castle and the defenders hit you with a cease and desist

[ripe tangle]

European settlement didn’t happen in what is now the US until the later half of the 1500s

[ocean widget]

Better than gravy when you do the white one

[ripe tangle]

which was after the Medieval Period when Castles were primarily built

but the concept and classification still more or less existed

[misty trench]

yea it was the age of the star fort

[ripe tangle]

for what that’s worth I guess

[ripe tangle]

The US has A LOT of those

which again, makes sense

[misty trench]

yea, it checks out

Australia has like none of that lol, all the "fortresses" are prisons

[nocturne bloom]

Ah so the castle was renamed and its now used for music and video production

Odd

Last I knew the guy had a jet parked outside so it makes sense

Pretty crazy though, there's a fence that goes around it for miles

[ripe tangle]

I’d still like to go to Australia one day

[nocturne bloom]

Has an ambulance and a fire truck parked there too

[ripe tangle]

I want to see Uluru and take a picture

[misty trench]

do it! it's very worth it

[ripe tangle]

learn about why it’s so important to the Aboriginals hopefully from one directly

[round mica]

Don't you guys have a bunch of bunkers around the coast?

We have a few of them

From ww2

[misty trench]

oh, yea bunkers are a thing but I meant more like pre-ww1 stuff

[round mica]

Ahh , I wouldn't really call our ones fortresses either tbf

[misty trench]

but y'know...before the 2nd world war all the infrastructure wasn't built around keeping people out but keeping people in

[nocturne bloom]

I like looking at what the ww1 trenches look like today and comparing it to pictures from the time, pretty crazy

Just looks like trails today

[ripe tangle]

also heard Australia has like 20,000 beaches

[nocturne bloom]

If that

[round mica]

Didn't the Germans know the war was coming so they put alot of time and care into their trenches

I heard this somewhere

[ripe tangle]

so visiting every beach in Australia could take a literal lifetime XD

[misty trench]

indigenous spirituality is super interesting, it's a shame so much of it and the languages are lost

[nocturne bloom]

Not so much in ww1 but the Germans did most everything in secret for ww2 since they weren't really allowed to have anything

[ripe tangle]

it is a shame, truly.

[misty trench]

yea German trenches were generally higher quality

...not that it mattered in the end lol lmao

[round mica]

I like the aboriginal myth for the turtle shell

That's so cool

[misty trench]

there's a rock formation near byron bay (you can catch whale and dolphin migrations there, very cool) and the rock is said to contain a god

[ripe tangle]

do Australians know about the racist part of their history? I reckon they probably do…

[nocturne bloom]

Look up the domestic programs they had and all the partnerships they had. It was a much larger thing than people realize today

[misty trench]

we're taught about how bad things were, though frankly not as well as we probably should be

[round mica]

Alot of them try to pretend it didn't happen

[nocturne bloom]

There are people my age that don't know what either WW was so

[misty trench]

also indigenous culture is not taught enough at all and so people aren't broken out of their assumptions and stereotyping

[ripe tangle]

did you know prior to the 1960s the Australian Government didn’t even consider the Aboriginals human and instead of conducting censuses properly, they estimated their populations with the same method one estimates the populations of wild animals

also prior to the 1970s, Australia didn’t allow non-white people to move there as immigrants…

[round mica]

The English done very similar things here , they take the kids of the parents and put them Into catholic boys homes

[misty trench]

which is decidedly not good and totally undersells how innovative and capable indigenous aussies are. I mean they survived for over 60k years in one of the harshest places on earth without metalworking or agriculture

[ripe tangle]

I want to know how

[round mica]

Aboriginals are the oldest civilization known

Or thought to be

[ripe tangle]

there are millions of lost stories and thinking about that kills my soul a little…

[misty trench]

yea knew that, also the other thing

Turkish side of my family arrived after that policy was abolished, lots of racism was still present ofc and my old man (and myself to a lesser extent) carry a lot of baggage from that shit

[misty trench]

indigenous american cultures are likely as old we just don't have the archeological proof as of yet but as I understand it oral history suggests they're about as old

[ripe tangle]

sorry you had to, it’s a good thing I think that things are improving and society is progressing.

[agile delta]

Where do I go to for penance help?

[gilded socket]

How old are you?

[ripe tangle]

There are Mesoamerican cultures in the American PNW and Southwest as well as Mexico and South America, all of which suggests that by the time the Europeans arrived, at least some parts of the Americas were very advanced.

[misty trench]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum whichever region is relevant to ya

[misty trench]

yee I've been learning since arriving here, very big fan of the Haida

[ripe tangle]

I always liked their armor suits

[misty trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNpEwnofQcs oh btw here's a video of elephants enjoying some didgeridoo

[round mica]

I used to have a dog that would watxh the elephants on animal planet

Was very funny

[stable fox]

Guess they were fan of elephant in the room

[shy sandal]

Whoever did the painting on those minis.... Good job, idk why they posted that though

[stable fox]

To show off

[round mica]

Minis?

[shy sandal]

Miniatures

Yes

painted, very nicely

but, why?

[round mica]

I didn't see em

[shy sandal]

My research in college was medieval armours but still, Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Why are you blue?

[nocturne bloom]

21

The funny number

[gilded socket]

OH MY GOD THE PHOTOS MY FRIEND TOOK OF ME LOOK SO GOOODDDD

[gilded socket]

Waohh

[somber stream]

Good morning chat, another day in Paradise

[shy sandal]

God bless

[ripe tangle]

Guten Morgen Licht

[shy sandal]

I'm tweakin out rn, sorry @ripe tangle

[somber stream]

Guten Morgen, Schwester

[ripe tangle]

Why’re you apologizing?

[shy sandal]

Idk, can't a man be entitled to apologize nowadays?

[orchid lynx]

Hello there

[ripe tangle]

I was the one who was wrong, don’t apologize for no reason.

[somber stream]

Whuh where is the history piece i was reading

[somber stream]

Go to bed Zek

[orchid lynx]

Sure man

U got it

[somber stream]

Sleep well

[orchid lynx]

Ill be back in 2 hours

Cya

[shy sandal]

I feel like i drank 15 red bulls and someone innjected me with adrenaline

[orchid lynx]

Same basite

[round mica]

I could really use some caffeine rn

[orchid lynx]

My body is burning

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

maybe sit down and take a deep breath

[somber stream]

I'm cutting back on the caffeine, consumed way too many these day. Mine brain felt... funny at night

[nocturne bloom]

Id win

[ripe tangle]

sometimes it helps to breath fresh air, if it’s safe to go outside I suggest trying that for a minute

[round mica]

What would 15 redbulls actually do to you

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty sure if I stop ill die

[round mica]

I'm curious now

[shy sandal]

Can't, My chest is burning and i feel like i wanna get up and start jumping

[orchid lynx]

@somber stream do u like the new toys in the warbond?

[shy sandal]

So imma talk here for now

[stable fox]

If not, you know what to do 🔥

[somber stream]

Every thing is superb so far, save for the EAT as expected

[ripe tangle]

Fire?

[orchid lynx]

We are the same person buddy

[nocturne bloom]

High blood pressure, you'll start feeling numb, almost like you can feel your veins as well, then typically you have a heart attack

[round mica]

Jfc

[ripe tangle]

I love setting people on fire, it makes them dance!

[shy sandal]

You also having a manic episode?

[somber stream]

Also fun fact, dev buffed the Missile silo so it can destroy bot towers before the warbond release, just to nerf it 10 minutes after

[stable fox]

The ritual of cleanse

[nocturne bloom]

What about the AK

[somber stream]

Also you mother fuckers really need to stop abussing energy drink and caffeine

[shy sandal]

Drop AK and rush B!

[somber stream]

Won't make it to 30 at this rate

[stable fox]

Never drank them

[round mica]

I realised the stalwart is pretty useless past level 5 smh , my whole identity is gone 😭

[somber stream]

S++ tier

[stable fox]

I only drink either lemonade, cold tea Lipton or soda cola

[orchid lynx]

Well i feel like im burning and instead of sleeping im walking in circles but i wouldnt call it a maniac episode

[somber stream]

Yes, tea is the way

[shy sandal]

Cola has caffeine in it

[stable fox]

Because i don't trust caffeine to keep me up

[nocturne bloom]

Ah I saw the hot fix notes, reduced cd on silo and faster speargun reload

[stable fox]

Not that many anyway

[round mica]

I'm kinda bad I usually have 1 energy drink a day

[somber stream]

Black tea also has caffeine in it

[shy sandal]

I feel like i want to yapp for hours or incoherently scream

[orchid lynx]

Resonable

[gilded socket]

RAAAAHHHH

[stable fox]

I'm talking about those coffees and energy drinks

[nocturne bloom]

Rah?

[shy sandal]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

MY FRIEND MADE ME LOOK HOT

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid lynx]

STAND UP AND FIGHT

[stable fox]

No

[somber stream]

I swear at least 70% people in this server share your trait

[stable fox]

I'll fly instead

[orchid lynx]

[somber stream]

Vary from 17 to 23

[stable fox]

Yes Zek you can commissar out of them

[somber stream]

Next gen is cooked, literally

[shy sandal]

What the fuck bro, proud of you, but what the fuck? Glad that happened to you though

[nocturne bloom]

Cant relate, im ugly

[orchid lynx]

Seems legit

[shy sandal]

lol

[somber stream]

Mom was right, it's the phone

[nocturne bloom]

I look like some French twink if my hair falls over my left eye though

[gilded socket]

Yaagh

[stable fox]

Yelling? No it's

WAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

cry

[gilded socket]

EMO HEADASS

[nocturne bloom]

Twink 🤓

[orchid lynx]

I didnt have a phone until i was like 13 or something. I still remember my beloved nokia

[shy sandal]

Bully Maguire type fit

[gilded socket]

You twink

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[stable fox]

Oh, a brick phone. Can kill a man and it will have no scratch

[orchid lynx]

Yeah

[shy sandal]

Nokias were nice, really nice

[nocturne bloom]

Be me
Twink build
Cooks
My job is cleaning
Its so over

[orchid lynx]

I fell from the stairs more times than i can remember

[gilded socket]

Gaaayyy

[round mica]

I still have a working Nokia somewhere

[somber stream]

My first phone was in middleschool, i had a Sony Ericsson Walkman phone

[round mica]

From like 2003

[orchid lynx]

I played snake on it

[nocturne bloom]

I like everything

[stable fox]

If apocalypse happens, Nokia old phones will be a beacon of hope

[round mica]

You could tape a Nokia to a handle and you just made a hammer

[orchid lynx]

Let it be soon i have an aramory ready

[nocturne bloom]

Idk those old soviet satellite phones that looked like some dexter's laboratory item could be functional

[shy sandal]

Be me
Ogryn build
Can't cook
My job is punch thing pointy hat man tells me to
I like my job

[stable fox]

Hope you got some spare Kriegsman's shovel because i will need one

[orchid lynx]

Me?

[orchid lynx]

Man i have like 3 not even joking

[stable fox]

Splendid

[orchid lynx]

Would u like the one with the saw or without

?

[nocturne bloom]

One of my favorite owned items is an American ww1 trench shovel

[shy sandal]

Giving new meaning to "Dialing it Up"

[stable fox]

Yes

[somber stream]

Everyone need at least 1 foldable shovel in their household

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Still

[nocturne bloom]

What

[gilded socket]

Still

[shy sandal]

Wait, really?

[orchid lynx]

I even have an german hand granade the potatomasher

[nocturne bloom]

Yea, perfect condition

[orchid lynx]

Domt tell anyone tho

[stable fox]

I hope it's defused tho

[shy sandal]

That's pretty cool

[somber stream]

Still have explosive filler?

[stable fox]

God Emperor forbid the accidents

[orchid lynx]

Nah only the shell

[stable fox]

Phew

[shy sandal]

You mash potatos with it?

[round mica]

I dont really own any weapons but I have a telescopic vacuum attachment that feels like it's made of solid iron

[orchid lynx]

Im not gonna have something older then me thant can exlpode

[stable fox]

The only thing i have is civilian gasmask mark 5

But i think i should buy bigger one cuz uh...

[round mica]

I have one of those too

[stable fox]

My head is big

[round mica]

I think my one was used somewhere

[stable fox]

And also very old soviet medkit that is yellow

[somber stream]

I don't mind having things older than me exploding

[stable fox]

And spare filters

[ripe tangle]

I don’t personally own any old military equipment, my Dad does though.

[orchid lynx]

I have 3 of them 2 elephants and one bulldog

[round mica]

It has like Swiss writing on it

[stable fox]

"He fought in the clone wars?"

Ahh comment from me

[nocturne bloom]

Indeed, its genuinely the best shovel ive ever used too lol

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

what?

I don’t get it…

[stable fox]

Star wars reference

[ripe tangle]

I got that

but how?

[shy sandal]

WW1 reliquary, now used for gardening.

[orchid lynx]

I even have some artillery shells

[nocturne bloom]

No i used it for a 184 foot ditch actually

So

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnqQ8n06-0A&list=RDJnqQ8n06-0A&start_radio=1

[stable fox]

My jokes is the path to many abilities some considered to be unnatural

[nocturne bloom]

Still what it was made for

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

isn’t that just a funny way to say “my jokes don’t make sense”

[stable fox]

And i love it when they don't

And i wasn't offensive

[orchid lynx]

Ah good to be here . Best regiment i have ever known

[somber stream]

Lovely weather today innit

[nocturne bloom]

I dont need weather when im in a dark room all day, boss

[somber stream]

Yes but, forecast people said it might rain today

[stable fox]

Smells Bri'ish

[round mica]

It's like galeforce winds and torrential rain here I'm loving the sound of the rain on the roof

[somber stream]

I love rain, whenever i'm outside or in

[round mica]

Rain is nice

[stable fox]

Free shower

[ripe tangle]

does anyone want to go to work on my behalf tomorrow?

[stable fox]

[orchid lynx]

I love rain but i took my beer the other day

[ripe tangle]

I don’t feel like going….

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[somber stream]

Sure send the address

I know how to make 1 (one) drink

[ripe tangle]

[stable fox]

What, too much scriptures?

[ripe tangle]

Yes.

[stable fox]

Priests tend to get tired i suppose

[round mica]

What do u do for work

[orchid lynx]

Sure why not

[stable fox]

Fine, I'll read a few

But you will owe me 5

[ripe tangle]

bartender in a restaurant

irl

[round mica]

Oof 😭

[ripe tangle]

exactly

[stable fox]

You offer drinks in there?

Do you have lemonade?

[somber stream]

Back in my early 20s i'd flirt with the Bartender sometimes

[orchid lynx]

Let me give em alcohol poisoning

[somber stream]

Nowaday it's just
"Hang in there buddy, hang in there"

[orchid lynx]

Thats cool grandpa

[stable fox]

Funny that people usually depicts bartenders as good listeners

[somber stream]

I mean they have to stand there most of the day

Don't really have much choice

[ripe tangle]

we listen for trouble more than anything lmao

[orchid lynx]

Bring back taverns and the grumpy old innkeeps

[ripe tangle]

crowd control is half the job, the other half is cleaning up after yourself and other people

[stable fox]

You definitely get tired from lots of yapping

[round mica]

I can't stand drunk people when your sober honestly it's painful

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

sometimes you mix or pour a drink between doing those two things

[somber stream]

"The best type of customer is the silent type"

[gilded socket]

RAAAAGGHHH

[stable fox]

I mean, a bit of chatting shouldn't harm

But i see where is this coming from

[ripe tangle]

it doesn’t

a little talking is nice as long as the company is

[round mica]

Me fr
(I have crippling anxiety)

[somber stream]

It doesn't, until it does

All sort of people

[nocturne bloom]

WHAAAAA

[gilded socket]

RAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[nocturne bloom]

Id get fired fast then

[nocturne bloom]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ripe tangle]

Why’re you two screaming!?!

[nocturne bloom]

You wouldnt understand

[stable fox]

Because they don't have anything else to do

[ripe tangle]

DONT MAKE ME BEAT YOU BOTH WITH A NEURAL WHIP!

[orchid lynx]

I worked at a cash register for a while so i have some idea how it goes with people so its like that but turned up to maximum with bartending i imagine

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

Ill take her beating too

[gilded socket]

Dinner first

[gilded socket]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[stable fox]

Okay Priest you can do disciplinary action

🚶

[nocturne bloom]

WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

I like discipline

[round mica]

I wouldn't be able to work as retail / service industry some people I want to throttle

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

When i was staying in Finland a friend of mine was working as a bartender. Mf is said to be quiet at work 80% of the time (Finnish standard)
But he yap most of the day while i was there

[gilded socket]

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

[somber stream]

Got to hear some messed up stuff, too

[nocturne bloom]

I had a lady ask me to put a 35 pound bag of dog food in a bag when I worked retail

[stable fox]

🚶‍♂️‍➡️

[orchid lynx]

Hay thats my fav trait form ck3

[nocturne bloom]

[stable fox]

Set it on fire

[ripe tangle]

same XD

[stable fox]

🚶

[ripe tangle]

it’s so useful

[nocturne bloom]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[orchid lynx]

Stress is not real with it

[ripe tangle]

do awful shit to get ahead in Machevillian Style, reduce stress by whipping yourself, get a good physician and your character is healed within a day.

rinse and repeat

[gilded socket]

Rah

[nocturne bloom]

Wha

[round mica]

Time to make some square pizzas

[gilded socket]

Ra

[nocturne bloom]

Put pineapple on it

[ripe tangle]

why is your pizza square?

[nocturne bloom]

And sardines

[nocturne bloom]

Wh

[round mica]

Then mb play some HD

[ripe tangle]

pizzas aren’t supposed to be square, they’re supposed to be circles you cut into triangles!

[round mica]

I'm not too sure actually

[orchid lynx]

It also helped when executing people no?

[ripe tangle]

Absolutely

[nocturne bloom]

Square pizza is actually really nice

[orchid lynx]

Yeah i love impaling them

[ripe tangle]

as it turns out, killing people in CKIII much like real life has a tendency to hurt the psyches of characters.

[gilded socket]

R

[nocturne bloom]

W

[ripe tangle]

some characters can just get their mind off of it with the catharsis of pain

[gilded socket]

.

[orchid lynx]

I wound just go like " u are worth money and you are not" and then impale whoever was the poor one

Ck3 is one of the games of all time

[ripe tangle]

Wowzers, truly a psychopath.

You’d make an excellent CEO

[orchid lynx]

Thank you, I really try sister

[nocturne bloom]

`

[stable fox]

We used to make square pizza

Fun times

Good old home pizza

[round mica]

I just live off those frozen ones lately

[misty trench]

I only make circular pizza because I'm all about cutting corners

[round mica]

Put some cheese on , put some sauce on

[stable fox]

And set it on fire

[somber stream]

I used to make Pizza al Taglio at home, felt wrong

[stable fox]

[misty trench]

turning my pizza into charcoal, call that shit wood fired

[somber stream]

And the worst part is

I bet it still taste kinda good

[round mica]

I'm always forgetting about my pizzas and this happens 😭

[outer jasper]

pineapple on pizza

discuss

[round mica]

The corners will literally be black 😭

[misty trench]

tbh dominos straight ruined me for pizza crimes

[round mica]

Ugh dominoes

[misty trench]

like that shit is not food

[outer jasper]

that one brazilian place

putting a whole ass rack of banans on a pizza

[round mica]

Pizza hutt can be pretty bad sometimes too

[misty trench]

pineapple on pizza is good, I will stand by this

[round mica]

I dont enjoy cooked pineapple

[outer jasper]

grilled pineapple goes hard

[round mica]

Never have

[misty trench]

brazilian bbq pineapple slaps

[somber stream]

It's like putting avocado in your sushi

Nuh uh

[round mica]

My grandma used to put pineapple in her mac n cheese 💀

Nastiest shit you can eat

[misty trench]

um actually this is based

[outer jasper]

my grandma put frozen peas on a frozen pizza once

[misty trench]

that's a new one to me

[somber stream]

As a separate vegan dish? Sure. Keep that shit away from my fish though

[misty trench]

I've seen corn pizza before but peas is a new one

[round mica]

Yeah I haven't heard of that one before

[outer jasper]

I could only assume she did that because this was her first time in the us

[round mica]

Yall are actually eating sushi fish

You brave bastards

[somber stream]

Huh? What's wrong with that

[misty trench]

I LOVE sushi

[somber stream]

Nowadays hygiene standards for resto are much higher, so less risk of catching funni things

[misty trench]

I will bio-accumulate all the methylmercury

if it was good enough for chinese emperors it's good enough for me ok

[outer jasper]

radioactive walmart shrimp

[somber stream]

When consumed in a restaurant dedicated for the dish, that is

[gilded socket]

‘

[somber stream]

2026 is in 4 months

Make it count 🫵

[outer jasper]

nah

[round mica]

I only would eat chicken sushi

[outer jasper]

Im going to die and then 7 plagues will follow

[round mica]

I worry about catching parasites

[somber stream]

You strike me as the type who will eat chicken Kebab

[round mica]

I love me a chicken and lamb w sweet Chilli and garlic yogurt

[gilded socket]

Been obsessed w/ this song

https://youtu.be/wrvVu0DHixI?si=m06K9SGDt0zMb9YK

[round mica]

Ok from a proper restaurant I would consider eating fish sushi

[stable fox]

Garlic yogurt?

[round mica]

IT SLAPS SO HARD

[somber stream]

Yes Nicc, garlic yogurt

Not the sweet type you're thinking about

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

That shit? Highly addicting

[ripe tangle]

google “Altoona Style Pizza”

also google “Ohio Valley Pizza”

[stable fox]

Bloody Ohio

[ripe tangle]

I implore you, please do that.

[stable fox]

Of course nothing good coming from Ohio

[outer jasper]

fuck I just remembered something funny

[somber stream]

What the fuck

[elder merlin]

Heresy

[somber stream]

Americans

[stable fox]

Congratulations you woke up Paul

Now start running

[elder merlin]

@ripe tangle spreads heresy, she has been corrupted

[ripe tangle]

wait

no

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

Probably Nurgle corruption

/jk

[ripe tangle]

Paul, I would never spread Corruption.

[somber stream]

You literally just did

[ripe tangle]

I’m a proper and pious Sister.

[elder merlin]

Dude, my knee is starting to hurt when i walk down the stairs, doubt i can run anymore

[stable fox]

You can always walk menacingly

[elder merlin]

Hmmmmm

[stable fox]

[round mica]

I blew my knee out last year and it's never really been ok since

[ripe tangle]

Look into my heart, you will see that my soul is pure.

[round mica]

It clicks when I move it

[stable fox]

Ouch

My sincere condolences

[outer jasper]

when I was in like 6th grade (for non us people this is around 12-13 years old) and my grandma used to cook for me, however my grandma is armenian and only knows how to make lebanese food, and she made me some manoushe for me one day, and I brought it to school, and one of my friends who is italian saw me eating these things and was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??" because his only context for flatbread with shit on top was pizza and probably thought I was eating the worlds most fucked up pizza

[stable fox]

They... Didn't had to make your grandma that dirty

[somber stream]

Can you still run?

[outer jasper]

what?

he just didnt know what I was eating

[stable fox]

That was a joke

[ripe tangle]

ngl I do like Manoushe

[round mica]

I can kinda jog fast but not for very long

[stable fox]

You need Omnissiah bless

[round mica]

If the apocalypse came I would be cooked