general-chat

[rocky moat]

naw this life is the best I'll ever have

[zenith glade]

Miku miku beam

[lilac crag]

I am the best

it's that shrimple.

[rocky moat]

yup

[zenith glade]

WRONGE !

[lilac crag]

nope...........

[rocky moat]

no thats not worng theyre the best actually i can confirm

[zenith glade]

Shrimply falsch .

[low hemlock]

LazesWorkSlop!!!!

[lilac crag]

hunny I need a hammer for this twink

[zenith glade]

Ur both wronge . I am alway right , u go 2 jail . Eat only vegetable 4 rest of ur life

[lilac crag]

can I borrow one of yours

[zenith glade]

Broccoli

[gilded socket]

I need to inject RAT WARS into my veins like heroin dude

[rocky moat]

yeah sure you can borrow my entire arsenal

[orchid skiff]

tf is rat wars

[rocky moat]

now me personalyl i love broccoli

[zenith glade]

Entire arsenal nothing

[sleek harness]

I am the only "rat" you hate

[orchid skiff]

rat ww2 ?

[gilded socket]

Peak album

[lilac crag]

I'm going to turn u into a sock'em.

[sleek harness]

And I am not even a rat

[orchid skiff]

link (no spotify)

[sleek harness]

Are all students brain dead at this point?

[low hemlock]

yes Rat-Man

[zenith glade]

They were all taken when u filed 4 Bankruptcy by a Financial Liquidator

[gilded socket]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLILsLBzP4BqhUQYLQftzz2T0iqv49bkk2&si=fKyG_ju5D56ieRCJ

[rocky moat]

this is wrong i am not bankrupt

[zenith glade]

Took all ur assetz

[sleek harness]

My name is Carl Crawford by the way

[zenith glade]

I know it was me . I own everything

[rocky moat]

all my assets are mine

[ocean widget]

By chance do you wheeze

[elder merlin]

Doesnt sound very brazilian to me

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

That's my 100th secret identity

[zenith glade]

Blah Blah Blah

[rocky moat]

only 100?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/carl-jimmy-neutron-dance-moves-grooves-gif-16957915

[zenith glade]

Tuff Tawk tuah 4 some1 without a Brainworm

[sleek harness]

Didn't said it stopped at 100.

[ocean widget]

You seem like you'd willingly be a male drow

[rocky moat]

I'm reading your mind as we speak

[low hemlock]

Carl…….

u mean, u are THE Carl from Llamas with Hats‼️‼️‼️

🦙🦙

[ocean widget]

Nah skaven doesnt have a hat

[sleek harness]

What are Llamas with Hats

[orchid skiff]

drows look cool

[flat lake]

at which rank do havoc missions go from heresy to damnation

[ocean widget]

What

[gaunt bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-vanguard-mel-is-fat-fatty-mel-anime-delayguard-gif-9298387628875855279

[low hemlock]

damn u really are a youngblood Rat-Man

🚬 👨‍🦳

[sleek harness]

Do you consider my helmet a not armor?

Fool

[sleek harness]

Are you older than Paul?

Impossible

[low hemlock]

@sleek harness

https://youtu.be/jJOwdrTA8Gw?si=ViYCKQulaJBk3Gso

Here watch real ✨P E A K✨ Cinema lil vro

[ocean widget]

You dont even know the magical liopleurodon

[rocky moat]

im the oldest

[sleek harness]

Stop speaking in the 1900s

[ripe tangle]

I always thought I was the oldest…

[sleek harness]

But you are

[ocean widget]

Isnt Paul like 2 years older

[rocky moat]

yup

[sleek harness]

30000 years old

[lilac crag]

that's either Paul or some other poor sod around here...

[ripe tangle]

Fair enough

[rocky moat]

im right here

[misty trench]

I'm 29, which as I understand is pretty old for this server

[ocean widget]

I think we should label aquila as the oldest

Speak of the devil

[sleek harness]

We all know who is the oldest, but who is the youngest?

[misty trench]

though I've seen some 40 year olds n shit in here

[sleek harness]

[ocean widget]

You cant post corpses on discord aquila

That's bad

[gaunt bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/sugar-momma-gif-11238077

[ripe tangle]

Yanknow what’s really funny? My original name for my SoB OC was originally named “Sister Agatha” but I changed it to be named after Saint Lucia instead because Agatha sounded like an Old Lady Name to me…

[misty trench]

Ole Aggy

[sleek harness]

Aquila when you reach your 30s you are going to become a walking corpse

[ripe tangle]

HA!

[sleek harness]

Even more worse if you reach 40s

[ocean widget]

coellian
#general-chat message

[low hemlock]

nah u stilll young War Chief

[ripe tangle]

anyway, I’m 30

idec anymore

[sleek harness]

30000

[misty trench]

wtf OLD

[tired thicket]

Hi grandma

[misty trench]

I will hold onto this until my time comes next year

[gaunt bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-you-need-mama-will-provide-alex-newell-cameo-mama-will-help-you-mom-will-give-you-what-you-need-gif-18467813

[elder merlin]

Bitch, im 34, shut up

Ya aint shit

[misty trench]

so how were the pyramids then?

[little marten]

Happy birthday

[sleek harness]

Aquila still a youngling for ancient Paul

[gilded socket]

How is coellian younger than me?

[ripe tangle]

my birthday is April 1

[ocean widget]

Because he was born after you

[little marten]

April fools!

[sleek harness]

On the funni day?

[ocean widget]

That's how age works

[sleek harness]

Happy not birthday!

[ripe tangle]

Yeah…

[ocean widget]

How often did you get bullied in school

[elder merlin]

Dusty as shit, you know how much it sucked buildin those? All im sayin is the slave drivers were pretty liberal with the whipping

[ripe tangle]

a lot lmao

[misty trench]

bro was the world's first nestle employee

[sleek harness]

Very sorry for you Sister

I will now not call you 30000 years old for the rest of the day

[ocean widget]

30001 is still on the table

[little marten]

19/F/Aus

[gaunt bridge]

Why everyone lookin’ 30 years older since the hotfix dropped?

[ripe tangle]

The Pyramids were actually built by paid laborers ||(and the slaves that belonged to them)||

[ocean widget]

Because thats how long it's been

[sleek harness]

Because no man in their 70s play this shit game

[gilded socket]

RAT WARS fixed me

[gaunt bridge]

Hmm

[elder merlin]

No more killing the raki then?

[sleek harness]

Listen, if you hate rats then why do you hate me?

[rocky moat]

women in their 70s on the other hand..

[gilded socket]

Not the same

[wise depot]

hold up

Yall are old as fuck

I’m 22

[elder merlin]

I mean, can be

[zenith glade]

Nop

All my dnd chars

Horcs

[sleek harness]

YOUNGLING

[little marten]

To be honest, were the pyramids built by inter-dimensional workers or not

[zenith glade]

Or helves

[gilded socket]

It isnt

[gaunt bridge]

Am 17 😩

[zenith glade]

I looove orcz..

[wise depot]

NO

[rocky moat]

everyone older than me is ancient and everyone younger than me is like a baby

[somber stream]

We’re all chuds here

[wise depot]

YOUNGLING OVER HERE

[elder merlin]

And you dare sit there and tell me of Godzilla?

[ocean widget]

How the fuck are you 22 godzilla

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Yeah but you’re the biggest

[misty trench]

shouldn't all you young fellas be outside playing with action figures n shit?

[gilded socket]

I know what i am

[rocky moat]

im not a chud

[somber stream]

True

[wise depot]

Shouldn’t you be in a retirement home?

[gilded socket]

I collect

[rocky moat]

i shouldnt its not good for me

[sleek harness]

Paul put Aquila to sleep for us

[misty trench]

renaming this channel to Bingo-Chat

[ocean widget]

I'm gonna paint your face on that kendoll

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-re4-resident-evil4-wheres-everyone-going-gif-21604833

[wise depot]

ong foo

[wise depot]

I was born in 2002

[ocean widget]

But you are godzilla

[nocturne bloom]

She just punches me

[wise depot]

I’m too lazy to RP 😂😭

[little marten]

Age is just a number

[misty trench]

jesus, I was retiring in 2002 at the ripe old age of 6

[nocturne bloom]

Mayhaps

[ocean widget]

I'm sending the grey knights after you

[ocean widget]

Nurgle no

[wise depot]

do it foo

[sleek harness]

Nurgle Silverhand don't say that

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40000-warhammer-40k-space-marines-grey-knights-gif-7726753728119107602

[wise depot]

I can see why you’re named Nurgle

[little marten]

My heart is pure. The flames will not tarnish me.

[wise depot]

A heretic thing you said

[gilded socket]

Wait i have freewill

[ripe tangle]

interesting fact about the Pyramids, when the Rashidun Caliphate (the first one) first conquered Egypt, they tried to destroy the Pyramids because they were seen as Pagan Monuments, they couldn’t do it….

when the Mongols hundreds of years later tried to conquer Egypt, they also tried to destroy the Pyramids in hopes of plundering it and insulting the local Muslims.

When Egypt was under British Rule, they were the only ones who really successfully plundered it, and when they did they basically took everything they could, which compared to how much is estimated to be within would only be a small percentage.

[rocky moat]

free will?? in this economy???

[sleek harness]

Because you live on the USA?

[wise depot]

too bad they were destroyed

[misty trench]

"age is just a number" mfs in shambles when the bronze age shows up in the chat

[gaunt bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-no-one-cares-gif-3865454277277352030

[wise depot]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-kong-godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-tackle-pyramids-gif-2470610336916458326

[ripe tangle]

Shush.

[ocean widget]

Yay, we did something

[wise depot]

fucking hell

[ocean widget]

Too many people shat the bed so we lost embed perms

[lilac crag]

this boredom is killing me

[wise depot]

alright whatever wtf

[rocky moat]

me too

[sleek harness]

Go to sleep youngling

[ocean widget]

Check the pins

[sleek harness]

Actually you didn't told your age

[rocky moat]

it was me i shat the bed

[misty trench]

skissue, just block, parry, dodge

[lilac crag]

it's in my bio, goofy

I'm 18

[sleek harness]

Youngling then

[wise depot]

rip

[lilac crag]

thankfully

[wise depot]

Old fool

[ocean widget]

Why tf are you mildly a pokemon

[lilac crag]

I relish in my youth

[sleek harness]

I am not old

[ripe tangle]

for what it’s worth, prior to the British plundering Egypt for artifacts, the French were doing it first with Napoleon

[ocean widget]

They're French they dont count

[little marten]

So my fellow 21 year olds shall we drink some red bull and hit the club?

[lilac crag]

I fit the bill of one

[ripe tangle]

fair enough lol

[somber stream]

Go sleep

[misty trench]

man nightclubbing fucking sucks

[wise depot]

How about we shoot some fireworks at each other

[gilded socket]

Not old enough to drink but old enough to sell my soul to the US military

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[wise depot]

https://tenor.com/view/labubu-labubu-firework-firework-accident-labubu-rocket-lafufu-gif-15693180957867816470

[rocky moat]

great idea and has never gone wrong

[lilac crag]

I've been playing cyberpunk for 9 hours straight

[sleek harness]

Guys I think she is doing this because she hates rats

[ocean widget]

What gender V

[lilac crag]

both

I've been doing both my files

[ocean widget]

Why havent you been playing it 9 hours gay then

[little marten]

I don’t remember the last time I went to a nightclub.. and I’m very glad

[rocky moat]

wait thats true

[ocean widget]

Be gay, dont romance river

[modest flume]

Honestly? Better teammates than this game

[gilded socket]

ASHAMED (OF BEING BORN) i love you

[lilac crag]

this has killed me

[wise depot]

I went to 2 nightclubs

[sleek harness]

Be trans

Do both

[gilded socket]

Go to goth clubs trust

[lilac crag]

I don't think you can romance river as a man as much as he wants you to

[wise depot]

Never going alone. Not that I DID. More like I prefer to be with friends

[ocean widget]

No
Rivers romance fucking sucks

[ocean widget]

You cant fortunately

Unfortunately you can as a woman

[lilac crag]

unluckily for this entire game, I'm a panam simp

[rocky moat]

i wish i could romance a specific someone that i cant say because its somehwat spoilers

[lilac crag]

I don't care for these chumps

[sleek harness]

I truly don't know who River is, are them part of the DLC?

[ocean widget]

Takemura replaced river and rivers romance was added last minute so rivers romance sucks

[ocean widget]

Nah

[little marten]

I don’t have school tomorrow so I’m staying up late 😈

[lilac crag]

oop spoilers I'm gonna go run now

[ocean widget]

Rivers the detective who saves his cousin from a nonce

[sleek harness]

The hot one

Gotcha

[gilded socket]

I let them both die

[rocky moat]

i dont thghink anyone is spoilin

itsj ust rivers quest

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-punk-cyberpunk-2077-river-river-ward-cyberpunk-walk-gif-3196375463847990839

This is river

[gilded socket]

I fucking hate him

[ocean widget]

His romance is shit and I dont like him

[lilac crag]

I'm not taking any chances on the conversation passively flowing

[rocky moat]

if you're sure

[sleek harness]

Yeah I now remember him

[modest flume]

Not as bad as the rando experience in Darktide, surely

[elder merlin]

Why would you ever goto one?

[sleek harness]

Didn't got to romance him because, you know, he not gay

[gilded socket]

Wish you could romance songbird

[ocean widget]

Good
His romance sucks

His revolver is shit

[little marten]

To get piss on my shoes, duh

[ocean widget]

Romance judy

[gilded socket]

Judy sucks

[sleek harness]

Keep telling me that and I will do it anyways

[rocky moat]

i wish i could romance claire but also i get like whu i cant so thats okay

[ocean widget]

Better than river

[sleek harness]

I can do both aye

[gilded socket]

The romances arent good

Both of them

[ocean widget]

Neither of them are poly

[gilded socket]

Judy is annoying and river is river

[ocean widget]

Yeah no shit
Nothings good in night city

[gilded socket]

Thats why i solo

[ocean widget]

You have shit and then you have less shit

[sleek harness]

What if I told you: they don't know I am dating 3 people at the same time

[ocean widget]

They do

[sleek harness]

They don't

[ocean widget]

The game knows

This isn't witcher 3 where you can romance both triss and yen

[sleek harness]

Panam didn't gave a shit after I romanced Kerry

[ocean widget]

Also who tf is the 3rd one cus female V cant romance panam and who's his face

Johnny's mate

[gaunt bridge]

Any seasoned nightlife philosophers care to describe the taste of alcohol?

[ocean widget]

Tastes like alcohol

[gaunt bridge]

I merely sip Red Bull and question my life choices like I’ve touched forbidden power

[sleek harness]

That one hot Corpo lady from rhe first act

[rocky moat]

ok yeagh alex was right to dip

[ocean widget]

That's not a romance

[little marten]

Hand sanitizer in coke

[ocean widget]

That's a one time sex scene and you never see meredith again

[sleek harness]

Well, business can be considered romance if you really think about it

[gaunt bridge]

Hmm

[ocean widget]

Not really

[little marten]

Honestly, having had a caffeine purge for the last 3 months and then having a coffee shop coffee, caffeine is probably a more boisterous drug than alcohol in terms of how quickly and unashamedly it hits you

[rocky moat]

you could have sex with like 8 different people in one day all while hyaving a partner in cyberpunk

you just cantrr have multiple romances i think

[ocean widget]

Not in 1 day
Time in cyberpunk isn't based on actions since it naturally flows

[sleek harness]

I went to both Kerry's and Panam's date as Male V

[rocky moat]

oh i see

so you ccan

[ocean widget]

Awful

[rocky moat]

thats funny

[little marten]

Bro makes out with his monitor screen

[sleek harness]

Shut up Silverhand Nurgle

[ocean widget]

Also why the fuck would you lead kerry on by getting jacked off in a tank

[sleek harness]

I am not trans, Sister

[little marten]

Did the tank consent?!

[ripe tangle]

That’s not the Trans flag.

[ocean widget]

No, mitch didn't either

[sleek harness]

What is it then

[ripe tangle]

the Bisexual Flag

[sleek harness]

Thought both were the same

[ocean widget]

Emoji_6

[sleek harness]

I see

[rocky moat]

im crying teyre so different

[ocean widget]

Why are you stupid

[misty trench]

brother I'm colourblind and even I know they're massively different

[misty trench]

USE UR EYES

[sleek harness]

Because I can

[ripe tangle]

dating both Kerry and Panam is a Bisexual thing to do isn’t it?

[rocky moat]

🏳️‍⚧️ new bisexxual flag jus dropped

[ocean widget]

He leads kerry on, hes blind as fuck

[little marten]

I don’t like the trans flag it should be redone with like crimson and teal

[misty trench]

oh, kerry on then

[sleek harness]

I AM NOT INTO READING EVERY MEANING OF EVERY LGBTQ FLAG

[little marten]

Imagine how cool that would look

[rocky moat]

glass beach reference oh my god yes peak we need this

[misty trench]

me when I have to read for like 3 seconds

[sleek harness]

Isn't that lesbian flag?

Nah I am joking

[ocean widget]

Twat

[misty trench]

no that's 🇱🇧

[sleek harness]

Did you see the amount of new genders there is?

[rocky moat]

no that's the new bisexual flag

[ocean widget]

Ngl tho panam is neat, just stop jacking people off in the damn tank

[misty trench]

those aren't flags

[gaunt bridge]

how is the Diddy flag not a recognized cultural artifact by now?

[ocean widget]

Because sex offenders dont get flags nixa

[gaunt bridge]

Hmm

[gilded socket]

There is no one like me

[civic otter]

Everyone gets flags, you just have to be creative and uncaring enough

[sleek harness]

Thoses are whay

[civic otter]

[sleek harness]

@stable fox you both act the same if on the same mood

[misty trench]

thoses are whay protein

[sleek harness]

Oh cool

I am reading them all now

[orchid skiff]

rat is trans ?

[sleek harness]

No

[orchid skiff]

closet

[little marten]

Top 5 coolest genders

[gilded socket]

I want to hold my own eye

In my hand

[sleek harness]

Number one is Two-Souls

[little marten]

What’s two souls?

[sleek harness]

Search it by the way

[civic otter]

Your rat father just materialised into your ratling living room

[heady turtle]

slaneesh gotta be like atleast top 3

[sleek harness]

Which father?

[ocean widget]

Great so we've got skaven thinking bisexuals are trans and you thinking blind people are trans

[little marten]

Oh shit I feel like a two souls sometimes

[ocean widget]

You stupid

[ripe tangle]

so is two-souls like being a Chimera of two people or something?

[civic otter]

Why, yours

[ripe tangle]

that sounds annoying to be ngl

[sleek harness]

Being both women and man in your soul

[orchid skiff]

u closet too

[gilded socket]

I sold my soul to xbox

[rocky moat]

woketide smhsmh

[rocky moat]

xbox live!!!

[civic otter]

Heresy and disorder

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/i-see-woke-people-gif-26224752

[ripe tangle]

whwnever I google Two Souls, I just get the game “Beyond Two Souls”

stupid Google

[civic otter]

Dark souls 2

[misty trench]

it's two spirit, not two souls

[rocky moat]

i think they meant two spirit

[ripe tangle]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Same thing, no?

[rocky moat]

yeajh

[sleek harness]

Spirits are souls

[ripe tangle]

Skaven, I’m going to shoot you point blank now.

[gilded socket]

I feel like a pancake

[misty trench]

look I'm not gonna opine on the inner workings of indigenous cultures to which I'm not learned on

[sleek harness]

You don't even know where I live because of your lack of Foolish Skaven lore

[misty trench]

but it's two spirit

[low hemlock]

Attack Helicopter

🚁

[civic otter]

Albanian drunkard nr.2

[stable fox]

Did i said anything rude to you today?

[rocky moat]

handshake emoji

[stable fox]

Don't compare me to anyone

[sleek harness]

Alright but why are you Shai/Hulud

[sleek harness]

No

[little marten]

Masculine and feminine is kinda lame.. like explosions and TLC - why can’t they both be masculine and feminine things to enjoy

[misty trench]

because I like Dune

[ocean widget]

Because Michael bay said no

[sleek harness]

I just find you two almost the same

[ripe tangle]

all men are Michael Bay now?

[sleek harness]

[little marten]

I’m Omniline

[ocean widget]

Michael bay controls explosions

[stable fox]

I am not the same as this wannabe

[rocky moat]

well if you decouple the concept of gender from objects/phenomena in your own head you can do this pretty easily

[stable fox]

I don't want to read such comparisons

[rocky moat]

i love explosions and stuff and im a girly girl

[misty trench]

Mr Torgue is gonna show up at your house tonight

[sleek harness]

Understood Nicky

[little marten]

But why does it have to have a gender? I can enjoy no scrubs with the ‘bros’ and cheer at explosions with my ‘sisters’ ?

[orchid skiff]

cats are girls and dogs are boys

[ocean widget]

Honestly I wouldnt complain
Mr torgue is sick

[rocky moat]

you can

[gilded socket]

Next topic?

[orchid skiff]

so I have spoken.

[gilded socket]

This is boring

[rocky moat]

idk ive met cats that are boys and dogs that are girls

[stable fox]

At least I don't do mindless team killing

[civic otter]

I feel like nowadays (in most countries at least) people do enjoy both regardless. It's just that the distinction is still made

[low hemlock]

“Cause Society‼️‼️‼️” -

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[low hemlock]

🃏

[sleek harness]

Thats why almost

[orchid skiff]

you've been tricked

[sleek harness]

Because you are a good person and not insane

[ocean widget]

Aquila post the society gif

[rocky moat]

or have i?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/when-society-joker-movie-joaquin-phoenix-gif-25184211

This one

[gilded socket]

Im dog girl

[orchid skiff]

the deep state..

[civic otter]

Burn it

[gilded socket]

Please

[orchid skiff]

they are deceivers all

[misty trench]

best I can do is the seinfeld one

[lilac crag]

I'm a cat

[bitter escarp]

is this game swag like vt2 and can we upgrade our bots?

[little marten]

We don’t gotta make that distinction anymore 🙏 we are free

[bitter escarp]

or change which ones are present?

[lilac crag]

just a big rotund feline

[orchid skiff]

no n no

[sleek harness]

I am the Skaven

[ocean widget]

Awful, 0/10 would not society again

[orchid skiff]

dont buy darktide

[bitter escarp]

why am I not surprised

[ocean widget]

No

[orchid skiff]

fatshark

[misty trench]

we can go beyond society though, we can transcend

[bitter escarp]

game studio moment

[stable fox]

Good? Could be judged
Insane? At least modest

[civic otter]

Well, it's to each their own. For me at least this was never really a problem, so i feel nothing towards it

[little marten]

Based

[sleek harness]

Anyone can be judged

Even @ripe tangle

[ripe tangle]

I am the judge.

[stable fox]

God Emperor is our judge

[little marten]

When we all return to the cosmic source and the puzzle completes, will we finally be at peace

[nocturne bloom]

I need judgment

[ripe tangle]

The God Emperor Judges us all, but I Judge on his behalf.

[sleek harness]

Judge gets judged for their crimes from 30000 years ago

[civic otter]

AMEN

[orchid skiff]

my work is never done.

[ripe tangle]

I sentence you to be thrown down a mineshaft.

[little marten]

Game respects game

[ocean widget]

So whos the jury and whos the executioner

[ripe tangle]

Me, obviously.

[nocturne bloom]

Tossing me around??

[ocean widget]

This is a pretty shit legal system

[sleek harness]

Guys why don't we go back at the 1400s and executed people with a axe

[civic otter]

Saul goodman and finger

[stable fox]

Too late for that, we are too deep in warp shenanigans

[ocean widget]

I'm going to accuse you of witchcraft and due to the simple fact im British and you aren't you'll get killed

[stable fox]

[gaunt bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/allahu-akbar-gif-26220994

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Britishes don't exist in Vermintide 2

[stable fox]

[civic otter]

Thank god

[little marten]

Uh they’re the antagonists

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[stable fox]

But Kruber tho

[little marten]

We’re even

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[stable fox]

Doesn't he has an accent...

[zenith glade]

Freakz

Freeeaaaaakz

[little marten]

Who doesn’t dream of being a mischievous rat person

[stable fox]

Uh

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck does tenor even have this

[stable fox]

I'd rather be dead than something else

[ocean widget]

Hi

[little marten]

Live a little kings

[stable fox]

Human body is already good enough as sacred church

[ocean widget]

Nah mate
Replace flesh with steel

Replace your right hand with a 20mm autocannon

[stable fox]

Omnissiah will wait

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/menhera-chan-bell-manga-ding-dong-gif-14856759

[little marten]

Imagine being a skaven alchemist for a day just chilling in your own filth infusing poops with the warp

[civic otter]

This inspired me to rob my local store today

[stable fox]

Bruh

[ripe tangle]

Anavar really is in the Albanian Mafia

[civic otter]

No it's called being albanian

Where else will you get your money

Jokes aside

[ripe tangle]

Albania isn’t a country, it’s actually just a really big criminal network.

[civic otter]

I stole a lot of shit when i was a kid

Probably

200€ worth of candy

[civic otter]

True

Never got caught!

[misty trench]

thanks to shrinkflation this means he stole like 3 or 4 mars bars

[little marten]

You could steal my heart if you want maybe haha.. but it’s ok if you don’t want to haha.. unless?

[civic otter]

What will i do with it then

If you find me a buyer okay

[little marten]

Consume it to gain my powers ofc

[civic otter]

Nurgle gaming powers?

Sounds awful!

[little marten]

I can eat food left out in the open up to 5 days after being cooked, it’s a gift

[civic otter]

I want to see you drink chunky milk

Like when it gets in bits

Shit's crazy

If you survive it

[little marten]

Ok you called my bluff on that one

[civic otter]

You may be the first person to blow up a bathroom proper

Shattering porcelain

Reminds me of the stupid shit we used to do as kids

Albanian childhood was so stupid

[ocean widget]

Did it include excessive amounts of fighting

[civic otter]

We used to buy shitty chinese firecrackers, shove them down our clothes and see who could handle the most

[civic otter]

Of course

For the slightest of things

[ocean widget]

Oh that kind of stupid

[civic otter]

Both is good dude

You fuck yourself up

You fuck someone else up

Then your father fucks you up with a belt

Peak day, opa!

Raises proper balkan man

[ocean widget]

I mean if the proper balkan man requires brain damage then yeah sure

[civic otter]

But you need balance

My cousin

Set his house on fire

Not a very bright kid

[nocturne bloom]

We used to buy fireworks from a different state like the mortars used at shows and go home to blast them off in the middle of the night when our neighbors pissed us off

[ocean widget]

What do you mean not very bright

He was glowing like a fire

[civic otter]

[civic otter]

You need to meet some proper balkan bloke

A serb

[ocean widget]

Do it in several separate locations at the same time

[civic otter]

You'll see the brain damage

[civic otter]

Throwing explosives at neighbors were fun times

[stable fox]

I know that serbs when in charge they're very strict people
But me knows one serb who i work with is pretty chill

[ocean widget]

I think I get enough serb on brit action by playing valve games

[gilded socket]

Rotting away

My mind

[civic otter]

Some of us turn out pretty good

Still mentally challenged but

It's like spice of life

[little marten]

You eat meat in jelly

[nocturne bloom]

First time?

[ocean widget]

Yeah so do americans
What's your point

Actually so do we

So fuck

[stable fox]

Aye, he himself knows how not nice in Serbia is the situation so he ain't, well, ye know

[civic otter]

Neighboring country yes unfortunately, we do not

[nocturne bloom]

We dont

[civic otter]

Albanians mostly eat dishes with meat and dairy

Lots of meat and dairy

[rocky moat]

this is an average american pasttime

i know adults that would do this actually

[nocturne bloom]

Me for no reasons that involve pain

[little marten]

I just googled Albania national dish and that looks tasty af

[ocean widget]

Fuck i was hoping aspic originated in the US

[hot fjord]

Someone said the darktide update was good but I played an auric and nothing is different? Is there a mission type with a modifier or something I'm needing to go to for whatever this update has

[civic otter]

I would bitch too much about my clothes nowadays. Which is fair becsuse ain't nonna or the old man paying anymore

[rocky moat]

no we dont lol

[civic otter]

I'l give it to us, the cooking is fire. Look up Sheqerpare, traditional desert

[hot fjord]

I've seen jam on some burgers but not pie or something with meat and jelly

[ocean widget]

I was right

https://www.freshavenue.com/savory-jello-and-what-we-can-learn-about-it/

[little marten]

Looks like a boob lol

[civic otter]

Yes hahah

[rocky moat]

you awre not right

[zenith glade]

Jelly does not go anywhere near meat

[ocean widget]

Check the link and eat your tuna encased in lemon jello

[civic otter]

It's freshly baked biscuits lathered with melted honey, and nuts

[rocky moat]

Josh from Tennessee having a bad idea is not the same as it being a dish commonly eaten in america

[zenith glade]

That's nasty

Tuna encased in lemon jello is a Foul Creation

Nay , A Recession indicator methinkz

[nocturne bloom]

Youre the definition of believes everything they see online

[little marten]

Ok damn that sounds awesome, there’s a couple Albanian food shops in my town maybe I’ll have a search

[civic otter]

Yeeahhh

Nice

[ocean widget]

Tbf america is the place of the jello salad so you shoving a couple hotdogs in there wouldnt surprise me

[civic otter]

It says here you will get testicular torsion soon

[rocky moat]

guys i found a cooking recipe for salmon slathered in nutella which means this is a commonly consumed dish in xyz country

[nocturne bloom]

Id win

[civic otter]

Shit sucks man

[ocean widget]

That's not a recipe

[little marten]

Quiet jelly meat eater

[zenith glade]

Clam chowder is american

[rocky moat]

i dont eat jelly

[zenith glade]

Mac and cheese

[nocturne bloom]

Yea its British

[rocky moat]

exactly

[zenith glade]

Apple pie..

[misty trench]

waste of nutella wtf

should've used elmer's glue instead

[ocean widget]

British isnt a recipe either

[rocky moat]

british "food" can barely bee calleed that

[zenith glade]

Chocolate chip cookies are American as well

[ocean widget]

But thats a waste of good horse

[rocky moat]

great idea

[misty trench]

tell that to tesco

[civic otter]

English breakfast always looked amazing to me but no way i eat that for breakfast before a long day of work

[ocean widget]

Ok but tbf when done right horse tastes like horse

When Tesco does it, it tastes like a crime

[rocky moat]

i think salmon just sucks what if we just mixed the nutella and glue and ate it as like a chunky paste

[ocean widget]

And a violation of health acts

[misty trench]

everything tesco does is criminal fairly sure

[rocky moat]

or let the glue solidify and slice it into cubes like fudge

[zenith glade]

Fajitas are also American

[hot fjord]

I'd be spraying bowl by 5 pm

[nocturne bloom]

When I got my job the person I replaced used to leave snot rags on a coworkers side of the break room table, during break when he went to his car I took a paper towel and put Elmers glue on it, when he went to throw it out I said it was the person I replaced and he got pissed saying it was wet

[ocean widget]

You aren't beating the jello salad

[rocky moat]

i dont even know what that is

[civic otter]

Exactly, i'm shitting myself 5 steps out the door with that meal

[rocky moat]

you know more about this than me i think youre projecting your love of jello salad onto me

[ocean widget]

No wonder the education system has failed you

[zenith glade]

Yah

[nocturne bloom]

Never grew out of ww1 cuisine

[rocky moat]

at least im not the #1 jello salad fan

[misty trench]

english breaky is good tho, love hollandaise

[ocean widget]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_salad

Aquila can you post that link so the embed pops up

[rocky moat]

if the education system failed to teach me the horrors of british cuisine that's a success in my book

[misty trench]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_salad

[ocean widget]

Ty

[civic otter]

I'd eat it ten times over but i'd need a portable bathroom with me if i am going to work after that

[misty trench]

wtf why would you tell me to embed that

[sleek harness]

EW

[little marten]

British food is pretty good tbh

It’s only that most of us eat cardboard

[misty trench]

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime that's why I spend 3 hours in the bathroom on company time

[civic otter]

[rocky moat]

again i say josh from tennesee having a bad idea does not make it an american dish

[civic otter]

Muricio

I can't hold it hold it anymore

[little marten]

Curry for example

[nocturne bloom]

I leave for an hour to pick up food on the clock

[ocean widget]

Tourists head to the worst fucking chippy and Chinese cus it looks the nicest and then they complain when it tastes like shit

[nocturne bloom]

Thats mostly because I work an 8 hour shift and finish my work in around 3 hours tho

[green beacon]

it's lowk not the worst comfort food I've seen

[nocturne bloom]

Burn time somehow

[little marten]

Utter truth or watch some creature on TikTok cook beans on toast in a microwave

[ocean widget]

American tiktoks cause me mental pain with how much I want to lob a tin at them

[nocturne bloom]

Stop using tik tok then

Brainrot anyways

[ocean widget]

Bro i use it for DND

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldnt use it for anything

[little marten]

When it’s time to tok, I can’t help but tik

[rocky moat]

i havent used tiktok in years

[little marten]

But my algorithm is mainly funny crackheads or taliban so not total brain rot

[nocturne bloom]

I cant say what my reels on anything is because id get banned

[little marten]

We should all sing imagine in webcam for TikTok

[rocky moat]

we know

[green beacon]

imagine no money

🥺

[little marten]

Can’t 😎

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

Let me guess

[little marten]

League of legends lore videos

[ocean widget]

Its something slaanesh would look at in disgust

[nocturne bloom]

Cant say

[ocean widget]

And tzeench would watch on because it's fully rendered cutscenes of sex from crusader kings 3

No I don't know if thats real, you'll have to ask projekt for the link

[nocturne bloom]

So anyways I bought 2 more gamersupps shakers for no discernible reason

[wise furnace]

guys, I only just qualified for havoc missions but why is the quick play for havoc locked? I can’t find anyone in the spaceship to play

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck do you need two more cups when you have a thing called a mug

[ocean widget]

Because theres no quick play for havoc

There is only parties

[elder merlin]

Addiction

[ocean widget]

Yeah thats fair

[wise furnace]

Disappointing

[nocturne bloom]

Huge massive round and fulfilling designs

[rocky moat]

i thihk we gotta strart over

[ocean widget]

Just use printscreen and slam it on a plastic cup from Walmart or whatever shop closest to you sells plastic cups

[nocturne bloom]

Too bad

[ocean widget]

Or even better

Look at tits on the Internet instead of staring at two cups with cups on them

[nocturne bloom]

Its my money

[ocean widget]

I mean
That's debatable

[lilac crag]

the follies of my bed have claimed me

[ocean widget]

Its practically all gamersupps

[nocturne bloom]

Yall get to be in bed

Im just a filthy job haver

[ocean widget]

Bro it is 1am

What else am I supposed to do

[lilac crag]

3am here

[nocturne bloom]

Yea in weird people time

[green beacon]

sleep?

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck would i do that when I've got a perfectly good discord app

[ocean widget]

You aren't even qualified to claim to be an australian

[lilac crag]

perfectly good? discord?

[ocean widget]

Yeah
The app works

The company sure fuckin doesnt though

[nocturne bloom]

Isn't that like, indian/upper European

[modest flume]

No they work

They work on harvesting money

[lilac crag]

eastern European, Romanian, for the 15th time

[nocturne bloom]

1st for me

[elder merlin]

Arent gamer supp cups just crappy bottles with a print on them?

[ocean widget]

Yes

[zenith glade]

Go to bed

Omg

[lilac crag]

yeah cus u don't care about me

[elder merlin]

[zenith glade]

What r u lal doin up

[ocean widget]

Ok essentially get a pair of tits

[zenith glade]

Go outside

[ocean widget]

Print it out

Get some glue

[lilac crag]

HATING on u

[zenith glade]

U have been discordin for HOURZ !

[ocean widget]

Slam it on a plastic cup

Boom, gamersupps

[nocturne bloom]

We just met

[elder merlin]

Didnt they do a gundam bottle that actually looked kind of nice?

[lilac crag]

not true

[orchid skiff]

arrest me if u dare

[zenith glade]

Ur in 4 a scare

[elder merlin]

Or was that someone else?

[nocturne bloom]

Depends, there are plastic ones and metal ones, jugs, and water bottles

[zenith glade]

How u know im an mp..

[nocturne bloom]

Kinda is

[elder merlin]

Are they shit?

[zenith glade]

Get out of here STALKER

Zone is not 4 u

[ocean widget]

Yeah but tbf thats gundam and not pyrocynical

[orchid skiff]

none can hide from me

[nocturne bloom]

Never had any issues

[zenith glade]

[lilac crag]

I know u for a while now you geek

[nocturne bloom]

How is a few weeks a while

[zenith glade]

Mutual friendz..

[elder merlin]

When you gettin on helldivers 2?

[zenith glade]

Willow..

[lilac crag]

with someone of my life spam a few weeks is a while

[zenith glade]

Hrm.. mby ur not zo bad after all ,,

[lilac crag]

why are u stalking me STALKER

[gilded socket]

I am glad there is no one like me

[lilac crag]

get AWAY!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Im like 3 years older

[zenith glade]

Spitz at u

Hawk ptooey

[nocturne bloom]

Exactly, im worse than you

[lilac crag]

have you considered at the age of 22 I'm going to be a coughing baby

[zenith glade]

[lilac crag]

because my body decided

[lilac crag]

" yeah stress kills you lol "

[gilded socket]

I don’t think so

[lilac crag]

" fucking idiot should've had better health when you were born nerd "

[nocturne bloom]

Ive been drinking energy drinks since i was 12, 2-3 a day, can't be worse than me

[nocturne bloom]

Many know so

[lilac crag]

you had to build up your physical disadvantages

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-italian-gif-24761941

[gilded socket]

I dont think so

[nocturne bloom]

Twink builds are immune to the negative effects of monsters

[lilac crag]

that's true

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

monster affects me really bad

I'm only allowed coffee

[zenith glade]

Im drinkin a monster rn

[misty trench]

coffee is better anyway

[stable fox]

[zenith glade]

Sleeooorp

[stable fox]

Tea

[zenith glade]

Coffee is NOT better

[lilac crag]

spills it all over ur shirt

[stable fox]

[zenith glade]

Less caffeine per cup

[lilac crag]

fucking nerd..........

[ocean widget]

Pissing kidney stones isn't normal projekt

[nocturne bloom]

Coffee monsters

[ocean widget]

The first based thing I've seen you say

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never had one because I drink water

[zenith glade]

Needs 2 be sweetened b4 u can enjoy it

[misty trench]

it's not about the caffeine, it's about being a superior drink with a HISTORY and CULTURE

[zenith glade]

BLEH !

[orchid skiff]

what's worse italian or brazilian

[ocean widget]

Yeah exactly
Tea

[stable fox]

At least something mutual

[lilac crag]

coffee has better taste anyway

[misty trench]

....wait some of y'all are sweetening your coffee?

[zenith glade]

Pickz u up and turnz u upside down and shakez all the coinz out of u

[ocean widget]

Brazil
At least Italy has a working currency

[lilac crag]

how tall are u.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/united-kingdom-united-kingdom-flag-flag-waving-gif-26877309

[zenith glade]

I am tal as Fock .

[ocean widget]

Drink tea motherfucker

[zenith glade]

I am gigante .

[lilac crag]

I don't believe the words of a twink...

[misty trench]

I enjoy both coffee and tea

[stable fox]

Nothing works better than a warm cup of tea in the cold autumn for example

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/out-the-window-toss-call-of-duty-gif-26200115

[orchid skiff]

big cop

[nocturne bloom]

My medical records say exactly 5 foot 8 and a half yet my license took pity and says 5 foot 9

[lilac crag]

I drink tea only during the summer

[misty trench]

I got yorkshire gold and ethiopian coffee in my cupboard rn

[lilac crag]

tiny person

[nocturne bloom]

No duh, twink build

[zenith glade]

5'8 IS NOT TINY !!!!

[ocean widget]

Im gonna colonise half of your cupboard

[orchid skiff]

Calm down primarch

[zenith glade]

Not cuz i am or anythin btw

Im awesomer

[misty trench]

you are gonna be claustrophobic as fuck

[stable fox]

They expect them to be as size of Ogryn

[lilac crag]

vampires are shrimply born tall

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

Vampires aren't born dumbass

[lilac crag]

" wah wah I'm actually normal human height "
yea well to me ur a midget

[nocturne bloom]

Erm they can be

🤓

[stable fox]

[lilac crag]

side eye

[stable fox]

Okay ddm you can exterminatus them

[zenith glade]

Ur tiny

[ocean widget]

Wheyyyyy

[stable fox]

🚶

[zenith glade]

Ur smol

Alexander ur 1'1

Gnome

SMURF !

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

my wife can confirm this

I am very tiny

[zenith glade]

Im whateve u r +1

Thatz my height

[elder merlin]

Yo @nocturne bloom, you play rivals at all?

[lilac crag]

wtf vro

[zenith glade]

Ask willow I'm tall as fucke.

[ocean widget]

Stilts dont count

[lilac crag]

I don't speak to willow much.............

[zenith glade]

Tallest person in this chat btw

[nocturne bloom]

Not since the lady with the huge thighs and a lot of art came out

[zenith glade]

What's the weathe rlike down there

[ocean widget]

Yeah that doesnt clarify which one

[zenith glade]

💅 ✨

[lilac crag]

I think I'm going to kill u before I sleep

[elder merlin]

Well take a gander at this anyway

[zenith glade]

Sayz who

[elder merlin]

Check dms

[orchid skiff]

I need help

[zenith glade]

U europe*nz and ur rulez

[ocean widget]

Stop sending people marvel rivals ads paul

[nocturne bloom]

First time?

[orchid skiff]

How do I take bath without removing bandaid on my foot

[lilac crag]

ur- ur- American?

[orchid skiff]

Urgent

[ocean widget]

You dont

[stable fox]

[orchid skiff]

Fuck

[stable fox]

Damn, this is crazy

Anyway.

[nocturne bloom]

Scrub your foot leave it out of the water

[zenith glade]

Yah

Im swagged tf out

American as FUCK

[ocean widget]

I take back what I've said@elder merlin

[lilac crag]

that is so cringe!

get away from meeee

u smelly burger haver

[zenith glade]

I got eaglez on my shit machine gunz firin on my shit rn

🦅 🇺🇸

[lilac crag]

I'm going to stay exactly 1 kilometer away from u cus u have no idea what that is

[ocean widget]

Well time to start playing marvel rivals again because Holy shit

[nocturne bloom]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅 🦅 🦅

[orchid skiff]

Did u see the angel

[zenith glade]

Erm

[ocean widget]

Yes

[zenith glade]

I know km

[orchid skiff]

I might come back too

[zenith glade]

Cuz of my job

[orchid skiff]

Lmao

[zenith glade]

My j*b srry

[lilac crag]

I'm going to bed............... I'm going to rest

[zenith glade]

3/5thz of a GLORIOUZ ameowrican mile

Zigh..

Pathetic measurin zyztem.. alwayz comin ul short.. i stay winnin..

Whatever u r +1 btw

Hehehe ,,

[misty trench]

whatever my lead levels are +1

[lilac crag]

I think I'm going to strangle u

[ocean widget]

You make me wonder if people started putting lead in paint again

[zenith glade]

Did u know that Romans lead lined their wine pots 4 the flavor

Europe*nz..

[nocturne bloom]

Sorry... I can't relate.... im... im a job haver.... you wouldnt hate me if I was a job haver... would you?...

[misty trench]

bathing in the same river dudes were shitting in

[lilac crag]

you'd have to be a really, really, really dysfunctional human being for me to hate you

[zenith glade]

Good night..

And..

NOOB DOWN !! NOOOB DOWN !!

Noob in distress

[nocturne bloom]

STAY WITH THE BIT LAD

[lilac crag]

you j*bber

[nocturne bloom]

Again

[lilac crag]

all you underpaid workers

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

unbelievable l*borers

[nocturne bloom]

[zenith glade]

This server so unemployed.. 🥀 ⛓️

[elder merlin]

Hope i like her kit

[lilac crag]

noob down

thumbs down

!

I iwn

[nocturne bloom]

[zenith glade]

I stack paper while i say see u later

Lawl noobeth destroyed..

[lilac crag]

u ain't no mailman pal...........

[zenith glade]

Lenny face bind go here

[misty trench]

it will forever be funny to me that the most unemployed acting people in this server are actually employed

[lilac crag]

quit blabbering

[zenith glade]

Ur a FAILman..

Heh. Pwned.

Rember when i t0t3z pwn3d u 0n SF0TH ?

[lilac crag]

why are u speaking like a cyberpunk hacker

snap back to reality dweeb

dude I'm so eeoy

eepy

[zenith glade]

Every1 unemployed

Submit ur LES 4 review

Go 2 eep nerd

Or crack open a monster

[nocturne bloom]

Employed:
Sits in break room for 2 to 3 hours
Goes to lunch for an hour
Works maybe 3 hours
No work at work because the people who make my work are responsible people

[nocturne bloom]

PACIFIC PUNCH MY BELOVED

[zenith glade]

Viking Berry u mean