general-chat

[thick coyote]

(you want to)

[ripe tangle]

I’m not weird…

[sweet trail]

"Erm, what did I just walk in on?" mfs when I beat them over the head with a crowbar

[brave slate]

Darktide is rated 17+ by the ESRB so minors technically shouldn't be allowed to play it 🤓

[long sigil]

normal?

here?

[blissful kiln]

they are the ones posting the weird shit mostly

[tired inlet]

why'd you leave the kids up at the table?

[stable fox]

So raki, unless if it will be just you and paul, I'd like to avoid anyone else

[nocturne bloom]

Age requirements? Thats so predatory!!! CANCEL IT

[blissful kiln]

minors to the mines

[tawny grail]

Except this is Discord, not Darktide

[ocean widget]

you're not gonna believe this but humans of any age will find ways around things

[sleek harness]

Sure then

[stable fox]

Have fun in your first dive

[tired inlet]

I was playing Mortal Kombat at age 7 in 1992 so there's that

[ripe tangle]

Kids shouldn’t be playing Darktide, they should be working in factories and mines while the adults play video games!

[stable fox]

Priest

[tired inlet]

The children, the yearn for the tide

[stable fox]

That's not how it works

[ripe tangle]

it’s not?

[somber stream]

Maybe that's how it is in her ideal world

[round mica]

i agree

[ocean widget]

lucia exposed for being elon musk 2025 colourised

[brave slate]

But .. but... That's illegal 😱
Next you'll be telling me that people would download a car

[round mica]

kids nowadays are lazy

[stable fox]

We should raise children to serve God Emperor in future crusades, not turning them into free labour

[ocean widget]

them pirating shit to make that ad is still the greatest thing about it

[round mica]

puttem to work

[drowsy lynx]

I always assumed the mines children yearned for were land mines

[stable fox]

[tired inlet]

I think I've only heard 1 child in Darktide the entire time; meanwhile I mute 5-7/week in Marvel Rivals

[ripe tangle]

only in 1980s Iran

[tired inlet]

children typically play games that are free

because they have no money

[stable fox]

What is money

[blissful kiln]

and then they spend 1000s of dollars on the "free" games

[somber stream]

Warhammer became mainstream

[stable fox]

-Xbox game pass enjoyer

[round mica]

call of duty would disagree

[somber stream]

A lot of kids poured into the franchise lately

[drowsy lynx]

Right the paradox of children gaming lol

[halcyon glen]

Uh uh uh uh uh

[stable fox]

(not me, can't afford that)

[tired inlet]

Operation AJAX fucked up bad

[round mica]

sacrifice them to the golden throne

[somber stream]

By all means

[stable fox]

Well i guess they find space marines cool

[ocean widget]

teach them some proper art skills and get them to buy eldar figurines so we get more eldar lore

[tired inlet]

I haven't touched it in like 15 years since MW3

[sweet trail]

i didnt think that enough of them did so for darktide specifically for there to be enough children for it to matter. if you're in a room with hundreds of adults that has a sign posted outside that says "only adults are allowed in this room" and one 6 year old you didn't know about somehow sneaks in, are we supposed to just, fucking, bend over to be sensitive to that ONE child? Kids objectively shouldn't be playing this game OR should be on discord

[brave slate]

Spehss muhrines are the new buzz lightyear

[tired inlet]

We didn't even get Cathay Fluff until GW was forced to make it by Sega/Creative Assembly for TWW3

for like decades

[gilded socket]

I think its funny how somone i knew irl actually confessed that they wanted to keep me in a cage

[ocean widget]

why the fuck would i support censorship

[ocean widget]

checks out
if it dont make money it dont get made

[orchid skiff]

you said you wouldn't tell

[sweet trail]

warhammer is not for kids!!! anyone who disputes this does not understand warhammer or is whatever marketing exec who proposed warhammer adventures

[nocturne bloom]

Tell them to buy you nitro

[ocean widget]

doesnt a child get fucking obliterated by a gauss flayer infront of the main protag in that book?

[nocturne bloom]

Jail, now

[somber stream]

Yeah this is fucked up 100%

[ripe tangle]

I know it’s blasphemy in the Warhammer Community to say this, but I always found Astartes to be the most boring of all faction types, the other Imperium factions and the various Xenos are a lot cooler imo, heck, the forces of Chaos too.

[low hemlock]

nah most def the Kreig aka Shovel Fanatics as they are well known for

[tired inlet]

What if Lizardmen...

BUT CUTE?

[sweet trail]

i'm not saying you specifically, i'm saying to the people giving me flack for talking about adult things in an nonsexual context in the discord dedicated to the genocide game

[somber stream]

Sane and based take

[gilded socket]

No dude i had to call the police

[blissful kiln]

they'd unironically be more interesting if they were less quirky

[gilded socket]

He had a pair of hand cuffs on him

[gilded socket]

You never said thT

[blissful kiln]

every chapter has a quirky superpower, they're like naruto ninja clans ffs

[somber stream]

Give us more guard stuff (not the Cadian kind)

[low hemlock]

tru, also don’t kids have like Fortnight & Roblox?

Warhammer is too manly for em anywayz‼️

[nocturne bloom]

Tell him to cuff himself and buy you nitro, then get him arrested

[tired inlet]

Blood Drinking Ninjutsu

[ripe tangle]

I had a couple ideas for custom guard armies

[orchid skiff]

40k is Naruto but with worse writing
40k refers to how many authors there are and none of them agree on a single canon thing

[sweet trail]

its becoming less blasphemous over time. its like marvel fatigue, yeah supersoldiers killing stuff and winning is cool, but like... do they gotta win all the time...

[gilded socket]

Bruh

[nocturne bloom]

Strats

[ocean widget]

yeah child gets fucking obliterated
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1n760rn/comment/nc5btwy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[somber stream]

Is that

A chibi Necron

[orchid skiff]

like yesterday I read an exceprt in which space marines have 2 hearts but only 1 works

the second one is in case the first fails

which goes against everything else i've read on the subject

[sweet trail]

also warhammer has TONS of sexually charged lore and media ANYWAYS!!! The design of the sororitas, ALL OF SLAANESH, THE FUCKING DAEMONCULABA?????

[ocean widget]

maybe
oh yeah the audio book is read by david tennant

[brave slate]

I think the problem also lies with the fact that most of the mainstream stuff we get is all Ultramarines, the most boring of the astartes

[ripe tangle]

I’ll be back, I need to shower.

[somber stream]

Bruh

[ripe tangle]

it’s sooooo hot

[somber stream]

I hate corpos so much

[ripe tangle]

I need to cool the fuck off

[gilded socket]

Noooo dont

[ripe tangle]

also I need to work later anyway

[gilded socket]

You need the natural aura

[blissful kiln]

not for long

[ripe tangle]

Nani?

[gilded socket]

Mortarion natural aura

[somber stream]

Have a productive day at work sister

[ripe tangle]

Thanks Licht, I’ll be back in a few

[somber stream]

Also please tell me that kid "show" fucking flopped

[ripe tangle]

I don’t work until later but I really want this shower XD

[somber stream]

Cleanse thyself

[sweet trail]

and somehow its weird and gross for me to talk about how THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS AND HUMAN BODILY FUNCTIONS IS WEIRD FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF A LAY WOMAN????

[ripe tangle]

anyway brb

[sweet trail]

i'm sorry i try not to crash out but like, no, I'm totally justified in thinking that there wouldn't be minors. there shouldn't be and the fact that there is is not something that is okay. it's not like i'm screaming about this shit in the middle of like, a mcdonalds

[somber stream]

Look uhhhh

[sweet trail]

they wouldn't be if they leaned into the roman aesthetic more and gw allowed loyalist astartes to have their own designs beyond recolors like heretic astartes do

[somber stream]

Even if there isn't kids. Talking about masturbation in a gaming discord isn't exactly a sane thing to do as well

Not that any of us here is sane to begin with, still.

[bronze wren]

Considering the fanbase, im surprised it doesnt have more

[ocean widget]

it does
unfortunately the figurines are built like ken dolls so it doesnt work

[nocturne bloom]

I was joking, chill

[sweet trail]

you make it sound like I was asking everyone what gets them off, I wasn't

[sweet trail]

you could've specified but also I don't want to exacerbate this situation or make you think I hate you or that you're a bad person. also its not like I've never said something I thought would be taken as a joke that was taken seriously.

so let's just agree to stop talking abt it

[drowsy lynx]

The original design of the sororitas was intentionally created to showcase that fully clothed women in armor could still show sex appeal in an era when the average woman in fantasy or Sci Fi settings were quite scantly clad, iirc

[nocturne bloom]

Just saying, there's a reason im vague when I do it

[lilac crag]

you guys pick the weirdest topics for a datktide server

I ain't ever seen a spectrum like this

not that I mind

[nocturne bloom]

My bad

[lilac crag]

nah, you're good, this time

[drowsy lynx]

Oh there's a spectrum involved here haha

[lilac crag]

not sure there's any other way to describe

[ocean widget]

we're in a warhammer server
theres always at least one spectrum

[sweet trail]

well god made man in his image so it stands to reason god cant see in the dark either

do you think god also has back pain

[lilac crag]

I think you should do whatever you want

[gilded socket]

Im like goat?

[sweet trail]

thank you for speaking the truth everyone else is scared to /lh

[somber stream]

He might be the OG guy complaining about sciatica

But usually it refers to qualities of mind and spirit, rather than physical body

[sweet trail]

(i'm autistic (no normal woman plays warhammer /j) and i think autistic ppl are a-okay just to be clear)

[lilac crag]

you like to overexplain yourself, huh

[gilded socket]

I was normal once

[somber stream]

They did said they're autistic

[brave slate]

Why else do you think he had to rest on the seventh day?

[orchid skiff]

(we could tell)

[ocean widget]

fish allergies

[sweet trail]

this is what i thought but I guess i didn't know so thanks for explaining

[sweet trail]

I'm autistic

[gilded socket]

Woof

[lilac crag]

read it the first time, no worries

not an issue that you explain yourself

[sweet trail]

im girl. autistic girls like murder and stabbing

[sweet trail]

:)

[somber stream]

Wow

[lilac crag]

Charlotte would agree I think

[orchid skiff]

your pfp is a boy

you can't be girl

[lilac crag]

she's not exclusively into stabbing but she's into beating people with hammers

same thing, I'm sure

[somber stream]

Long as you don't manifest reality i suppose

[amber sail]

I wanna beat people with a hammer

[brave slate]

My pfp is a wooden statue of baby jesus... What does that say about me?

[lilac crag]

you're silly

[bronze wren]

Thats Baby Jesus?

[orchid skiff]

boy

[amber sail]

You are one of a kind

[gilded socket]

Rewdy you like men

[orchid skiff]

unless jesus is a woman ?

[sweet trail]

NOOOOO

[gilded socket]

Fruewdy

[brave slate]

I didn't say that the woodworker was good at their job

[bronze wren]

Or maybe he actually just looked like that

[sweet trail]

i recind this statement because lots of trans women are into warhammer ive heard and i don't want to imply theyre not normal women

[orchid skiff]

take testosterone right now

[bronze wren]

No Wonder they hung him on a cross

[gilded socket]

I have 2 armies and lots more soon

They wall me the war mistress (no one says that)

[sweet trail]

im saying as a cis woman im autistic and poorly socialised and most of my female friends who like warhammer are also thus and i was making a joke abt that

"you really like overexplaining" yeah.......

[somber stream]

I see

[sweet trail]

what else am I gonna do with my time, homework?

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tease-monsters-vs-aliens-blue-blob-blob-blue-gif-5936413218618850443

[amber sail]

It looks like the sun from teletubbys but also it looks like a meth baby

[lilac crag]

hey... I didn't imply it as a bad thing...

[somber stream]

She reminds me of Karien, actually

[lilac crag]

does she? I think karien is a lot more indifferent.

[sweet trail]

ik ik im joking too'sie

[lilac crag]

they're quite night and day to me.

[bronze wren]

It kinds looks more like a middle aged russian dude

[gilded socket]

Miss kari and neuro

[somber stream]

The explaining bit

Kari is around

[lilac crag]

Not that she'd want to be here, mind you.

[somber stream]

Neuro is larping in Arma

[sweet trail]

does karien also crash out over stupid stuff that doesnt matter

[somber stream]

Yes

[amber sail]

Ehhh I guess

[sweet trail]

a kindred spirit 🙏

[somber stream]

Indeed.

[lilac crag]

I personally like to believe that everyone's problems should be taken seriously, even if they're small nitpicks or what have you

[sweet trail]

thats a good point of view

[somber stream]

So what's the statue, exactly?

Home craft stuff? Wood?

[lilac crag]

I like the way you yap

I'm your friend now

[sweet trail]

this is how cats were domesticated

[lilac crag]

well everyone I'm close with including my beloved describe me as a cat but that works too

[amber sail]

You are a curious person so that does make sense

I wanna guess at least

[lilac crag]

a smidgen
I just like to hear about people's days and such

[amber sail]

I wanna talk about my days but then I'll just vent out about my hatred for my father

And I don't think it matters so yea I just keep it to myself

[somber stream]

People

Share stuff here from time to time

If you happend to land at the right hour, some will be willing to share your stories

[tired steeple]

god I hate the salamanders

[ocean widget]

fuckin psyker

[somber stream]

Is it because they're black

[ocean widget]

i think its because they're a bunch of lizards in a skinsuit

[somber stream]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[ocean widget]

although @tired steeple you are legally required to answer this

[somber stream]

They dipped

[tired steeple]

sorry went to get my tea

[lilac crag]

don't put me in the same bucket as those crystallized triplet eyed skinwalkers

I hold no love for psykers

[tired steeple]

no I just have an incomprehensible hatred to them. Their skin thing is honestly one of the coolest parts of 40k though

[somber stream]

Like

Aside from burning babies and childrens

[ocean widget]

using my beloved says otherwise

[somber stream]

What did they do?

[tired steeple]

I dunno I just don't like them

actually wait I do have one answer

[ocean widget]

this clips required
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl8vAiAI7So

[tired steeple]

everyone calls them like "the nicest chapter" and say they're kind warriors and shit but then forget they're still space marines

[ocean widget]

yeah
they're the nicest chapter of the space marines

[somber stream]

So essentially, you just hate space marines in general

[ocean widget]

you can be the nicest chapter and still be a bag of dicks

[tired steeple]

no I love space marines

[ripe tangle]

I’m back

[tired steeple]

hello lucia

[somber stream]

wb

[ripe tangle]

is anyone being Heretical?

[somber stream]

Super

[gilded socket]

I love my bed

[tired steeple]

I hate that salamanders get a reputation for being nice when they're, you know, space marines

you can't be a nice space marine

[ripe tangle]

point me at them, I’ll shoot them with a Flamer.

[lilac crag]

not with me around ( lex-maxing )

[gilded socket]

Might just nap rn..

[ocean widget]

you might get called a salamander by magos

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a detestable mutant!

[tired steeple]

now, there is a compromise

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[tired steeple]

successor chapters

I still like those

[somber stream]

Detestable mutant, she said

📸

[ripe tangle]

I just really love when I shoot at people with a Flamer, they tend to dance and scream

[tired steeple]

lucia just because someone's black doesn't mean you can call them a detestable mutant

[lilac crag]

I think I need to shoot magos

[ripe tangle]

I don’t hate Salamanders for being black…

[tired steeple]

I wanted to make black and red space marines in sm2 but my logo ended up looking

really bad

[orchid skiff]

Lies

[tired steeple]

cause I was using black armour with red secondary colours

[gilded socket]

No one is like me

[tired steeple]

so the dragon was red on black armour

if you know, you know

[somber stream]

[tired steeple]

so I made death company instead

[ocean widget]

i mean tbf you're one to talk given the quote "god i hate the salamanders" coming so far out of left field you'd think it would've come from a red states baseball game

[ripe tangle]

[tired steeple]

oh no I hate them cause they're green

no but fr I just don't like the rep they get and it turns me off them a lot. So I prefer the successors

[somber stream]

I just hate Space Marine in general

[tired steeple]

not sure why their successors don't get more attention?

[ripe tangle]

I don’t hate the Salamanders, but they are Astartes and Astartes are mutants.

[somber stream]

It has always been about the guard since i was a wee lad

[tired steeple]

raven guard have carcaradons

however you spell that

raptors

[ripe tangle]

though they’re also the God Emperor’s Progeny therefore they’re Holy

[tired steeple]

ultramarines have the omega marines

blood angels have lamenters

[amber sail]

Black templars....

[tired steeple]

imperial fists have crimson fists

[ripe tangle]

but they’re still mutants…. And mutants are detestable.

[tired steeple]

yeah salamanders as well

*black templars

[ripe tangle]

but they’re the Emperor’s Sons….

but they’re mutants…

[somber stream]

Melt down coming soon

[tired steeple]

but the sallies don't seem to have one that stands out much

[ripe tangle]

but they’re angels of thr Imperium

[tired steeple]

tbf the emperor made them

[ripe tangle]

but they’re still abominable mutant.

[amber sail]

Hold me when it happens? I don't feel safe

[ocean widget]

have you considered they dont make money

[tired steeple]

that

is true

they don't

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-combat-evolved-sgt-johnson-elite-hug-gif-162320706619925703

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

Can you give me a hand

[amber sail]

No

[ripe tangle]

Licht, you’re good at breaking circular logic, help me out here.

[mossy solstice]

new slop tomorrow?

[tired steeple]

kinda wish more chapters had defects though

[white maple]

what stat do you want to be 60 on youre plsama gun?

[mossy solstice]

new old*

[tired steeple]

only really blood angels do

[amber sail]

Also hi skaven

[tired steeple]

charge or heat

[ripe tangle]

How do I explain that Astartes are Holy since the God Emperor made them, despite them still being abominable mutants and barely human?

[ocean widget]

the astartes arent mutants because they came from a mans geneseed

[somber stream]

Abhumans, just think of them as abhumans.

[white maple]

so thermal resistance?

[ocean widget]

they're made from a mans geneseed
therefore not a mutant

[ripe tangle]

wait

[tired steeple]

as long as you don't hate ogryns, I think it's fine

[tired steeple]

yeah

[ripe tangle]

Why would I hate Ogryns?

[white maple]

oke ty

[ocean widget]

ogryns are mutants lucia

[ripe tangle]

oh right…

well, I tolerate them…

[somber stream]

🚬

[ocean widget]

ok so does a SoB tolerating mutants get called a SoB by fellow SoBs because they're being a SoB

[tired steeple]

I need a navigator gf

[ocean widget]

cassia isnt going to date you magos

[tired steeple]

wahhhhh

crying noises

wahhhh

[sleek harness]

Lie believer

Trying to spread lies to a Sister

[ripe tangle]

yes, but her superior may or may not punish her for going astray of fanatical belief…

[somber stream]

SoB can't be SoB

[lilac crag]

aren't ogryns abhumans
they're naturally born
psykers get mutated into it

[somber stream]

Since you know, the S

[ocean widget]

im not gonna believe shit said by a skaven about mutants

[sleek harness]

Can someone be born as a mutant?

If so maybe you are one

[stable fox]

Ogryns are Emperor's greatest gift

[sleek harness]

Maybe everyone is one

[stable fox]

[tired steeple]

most mutants are born I think

though not always

[elder merlin]

I just looked at my phone, @sleek harness

[ripe tangle]

would a Skaven be considered a mutant?

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

I HAVE HELLDIVERS 2 AAAAAA

[tired steeple]

salamanders get their skin mutation on nocturne

[tired steeple]

was that the planet

[somber stream]

Skavens are just rat people

[sleek harness]

Only our ancestors

[ocean widget]

skavens are literally just a different species

[elder merlin]

Whale whale whale

[stable fox]

Mutants are hand made creations

[somber stream]

No wait, bipedal rat

[sleek harness]

Which was modified by the cursed bell

[stable fox]

Like chaos spawns

[ripe tangle]

but… Skavens are featherless bipeds.

[sleek harness]

So you playing?

[ocean widget]

yeah

[sleek harness]

With Nicolaus?

[ocean widget]

radiation or something fucks with their geneseed

[sleek harness]

[somber stream]

Cull them.

[ocean widget]

@tired steeple

[sleek harness]

Another lie

[tired steeple]

hm?

[ripe tangle]

I just thought of something…

Skavens as a species are obsessed with super weapons and one-upping eachother.

are Skavens capable of building a Metal Gear?

and would they?

[elder merlin]

Perhaps

[stable fox]

Gotta be real, i really wish rn but...
Game is not entirely playable due to crashes

[sleek harness]

Dude doesn't know anything about my kind and decides to speak horrible beliefs anyways

[sleek harness]

How

[somber stream]

Skavens did build a sort of mech, me think

[elder merlin]

Arrowhead

[sleek harness]

Mayhaps now?

[ocean widget]

skaven im going to inject a version of TTS made by EA into your brain

[stable fox]

Trying to exit the mission - crash
Trying to get reinforcement with beacon and then when someone is joining - crash

[tired steeple]

I should watch hunter the parenting

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-xavier-professor-x-xmen-cute-smile-gif-14312178

[sleek harness]

Have you uh, seek help?

[gilded socket]

Sometimes when i throw a grenade i say fetch and then try to catch it

[tired compass]

hello rejects, do we know when is the next major patch coming to DT?

[ripe tangle]

we need not help, the only help we need is the Emperor’s Judgment.

[stable fox]

Karking clod, this thing never happened before the update

[ocean widget]

fun fact this can happen to scratch in BG3 if you throw a smokepowder bomb

[sleek harness]

Have you uh, tried today?

[stable fox]

...

[gilded socket]

Woa..

[stable fox]

Raki.

[sleek harness]

Me

[ripe tangle]

This is cruel.

[stable fox]

Can you just... Not say anything stupid and let me say stupid?

[ocean widget]

i dont know if larians removed it

[thick coyote]

Soon™

[ocean widget]

cus scratch chases after things you throw

[stable fox]

Please raki, you stealing my job

[sleek harness]

[ripe tangle]

They better not have.

[thick coyote]

Kitefin said they are working on something

[sleek harness]

I steal miners jobs

[thick coyote]

What that something is?
Idk, something

[somber stream]

When?

Soon™

[ripe tangle]

mfw don’t remove cruelty mechanics in a game where you’re potentially given the option to be evil.

[tired steeple]

I've heard of people accidentally killing scratch cause they threw the ball at him

[gilded socket]

Ball? WHERE

[tired steeple]

and critted the throw

[somber stream]

Hotel - Trivago

[ocean widget]

when i get scratch ill test ingame

[ripe tangle]

Please do.

[ocean widget]

i mean be evil is a choice
its a bad one cus its poorly written but its still a choice

[tired steeple]

yeah evil in bg3 is pretty clearly unfinished

[gilded socket]

Wruh

[thick coyote]

Crpgs and unfinished/underwhelming evil paths

[ripe tangle]

the best RPGs always give you a mostly or fully fleshed out good and evil path

bonus points if it encourages you to be morally grey

or if good and evil paths are ultimately morally grey anyway

[somber stream]

Not sure if bug or fish

[ripe tangle]

it’s a Hiver

[somber stream]

Bug

[thick coyote]

Kenshi

[ripe tangle]

technically they’re evolved forms of humans…. But they’re sort of insect-like.

[thick coyote]

One of the games ever

[somber stream]

Yeah i’ve heard of the potential war crimes

Waiting for sale

[ripe tangle]

are we friends on Steam Licht?

[somber stream]

I don’t believe so

[drowsy lynx]

Damn no hivers....

[ripe tangle]

add me later, I’ll dm my friend code

[somber stream]

Lovely

[ripe tangle]

after I get back from work

I’m leaving for it rn

[somber stream]

Safe travel

[ripe tangle]

Thanks Licht

[amber sail]

I feel bad for the puppy that's out there man but I also don't wanna be yelled at for helping it

[somber stream]

Stray?

[amber sail]

No my dad's pup

[somber stream]

Oh i think i know what’s going on here

He’s ‘training’ it right?

[amber sail]

No

He doesn't know how to

[drowsy lynx]

Yikes

[amber sail]

He can't teach it he only hurts it

[somber stream]

Yeah, which is why train is quoted

[drowsy lynx]

Some people should not have pets

[amber sail]

It's the only thing he knows but probably not he is narcissistic or however it is spelled idk how to spell it I'm bad with words:(

[ocean widget]

im pretty sure the biggest evil decision in bg3 is "do i let shart kill the nightsong or do i let fleshboi take her"

[gilded socket]

Fyi @nocturne bloom @elder merlin @orchid skiff Commando laser guides the rockets after you fire them

[orchid skiff]

waow

[gilded socket]

By how you aim the commando after firing it

[orchid skiff]

[gilded socket]

You already knew didnt u…

[orchid skiff]

I am listening and learning

[nocturne bloom]

You saw me use it the other day

[gilded socket]

No i just figured it out

Then rewdy killed me and extracted without me

[nocturne bloom]

Typically rewdy

Smh my head

[orchid skiff]

I didn't expect one melee to one shot you

[gilded socket]

Guh wahtever

[orchid skiff]

peak physique too strong

[gilded socket]

Woman beater

[amber sail]

I just like bonking people

[ocean widget]

sign the C-01 before bonking

[amber sail]

Yes sir

[nocturne bloom]

Women can hit me

[fair bridge]

waow

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-evelyn-zzz-miyabi-zzz-big-ears-gif-9719596319372465390

[amber sail]

[gilded socket]

I TOTALLY DIDNT FALL ASLEEP

[nocturne bloom]

SLEEP HAVER

[gilded socket]

Alright

Ykw

[nocturne bloom]

Wha

[gilded socket]

Immnot gonna send feet pics anymore

[gilded socket]

Sas

[elder merlin]

Im free now, @sleek harness

Give your friend number

Here is mine, 2214-8968

[gilded socket]

Sotp bullying me with bitro emojis

[nocturne bloom]

Did they disable super reactions now

[sleek harness]

Okay

[nocturne bloom]

Wait nvm my service sucks

[gilded socket]

Guhhh

I have funny emojis i want to shitpost

[elder merlin]

Scovenger? @sleek harness

[gilded socket]

LAMMIIAAA

STOPPP

[sleek harness]

Ye

[elder merlin]

What is the highest level you can do?

[sleek harness]

3 so far

Who is SmokenJayFray?

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Playstation friend of 8 or 10 years

I forget how long

[sleek harness]

Huh

[tired steeple]

buuurp

wasp is pretty brilliant on bug front rn

for missions that are a mix of land and caves

[gilded socket]

Bug frot

[gaunt bridge]

When’s the next skin rotation?

[thick coyote]

Every 2 weeks

So this week?

[gaunt bridge]

Hmm

[royal badge]

Rotate your skin

[gaunt bridge]

School’s in session, and my mom’s the final boss if it releases, hit me with screens like you’re doing the Lord’s work

[nocturne bloom]

Chilllll woah woah

[nimble adder]

So... If the update didn't fix the glitch it said it would, do I still update the game?

[nocturne bloom]

No

You dont update it so you can never play it

[nimble adder]

... I feel like an ork with a lexicon

[ocean widget]

yes because fuck it we ball

[gaunt bridge]

New glitch common now, Empty maps, no spawns, players reaching 40 on fresh air alone

noobs rise, matches die, and uninstalling the game becomes my go to move

[gilded socket]

Damnjt

I flell asleep again

Fuckin bed

[gaunt bridge]

Someone please ping the devs noobs are hitting level 40 havoc with this bug

[gilded socket]

Get good

[flat lake]

Do I get the havoc rewards when I finish assignment rank 40 or how

[drowsy lynx]

Sunday is when havoc rewards are given out

[flat lake]

Ah

[drowsy lynx]

Based on whatever the highest you completed that week was

[drowsy lynx]

I would take this over the leavers and 180+ ms ping matches any day

[gaunt bridge]

You can just exploit the map bug no enemy respawns, so no need to try hard at all.

[ancient violet]

Is this actually a thing? I haven't seen it on the forums

[gilded socket]

I love my bed

[drowsy lynx]

If I see a full team of people with Spanish or Portuguese names in getting 180ms+ ping guaranteed

[ancient violet]

No I mean the "glitch"

[drowsy lynx]

(it's not their fault, the party finder should be region locked)

Absolutely no idea I haven't seen or heard of it before

But given the number of unfair losses I have had since havoc rework I would welcome one unfair win lmao

[elder merlin]

Why did you leave? @sleek harness

[silk gull]

more better than yours

[gilded socket]

Buh

[silk gull]

Hub?

[sleek harness]

Move console

[gilded socket]

Hh?

[drowsy lynx]

More bedder than yours

[gilded socket]

My bed so comfy…

Love it

So much

[silk gull]

not

[gaunt bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-gif-8961692530157879891

[gilded socket]

What?

[gaunt bridge]

Wrong gif

[fair bridge]

woaaa

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[subtle silo]

Wonder if anyone wants to help me with fight the good fight penance num 4

[gaunt bridge]

10$

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-18447625

[tired steeple]

Hello

[lilac crag]

hi magos

[potent raft]

Oh nice

[tired steeple]

Hello alexander

[silk gull]

lie

[gilded socket]

Failed ragebait

Thats a block

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Nitro…

[nocturne bloom]

Why from me specifically

[lilac crag]

don't

[nocturne bloom]

People just want my money

Like always

[blissful kiln]

give me your wallet, lamia

or else

[nocturne bloom]

You wouldnt get anything

I dont carry cash

[lilac crag]

my super destroyer is open anytime

[nocturne bloom]

My work shift isn't

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-smoking-blunt-blehskibidi-gif-4336732105413285679

[lilac crag]

zek suggested I should start a Regiment
a warband of sorts
I've been thinking about it

grab some people from here, form a group, hired hands'n'all

[nocturne bloom]

That being said I highly recommend trying reprimand on the hive world

Worked pretty well

[lilac crag]

heartwarming

[drowsy lynx]

Keep the money, I want the rest of you

[silk gull]

😩

[lilac crag]

back away

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

[nocturne bloom]

Unfortunately however

Im limited to a select few so im good

[lilac crag]

the twink stays free

[gilded socket]

I don’t want it i just like joking anout it

[lilac crag]

none will touch

attempt it and I shoot you

[orchid skiff]

I opened your profile and I thought your recent activity was backshot roulette

[rocky moat]

give me $5

[nocturne bloom]

Ask Alex

[rocky moat]

no you have to give me $5

[drowsy lynx]

Hmm that's surprisingly accurate lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Alex will

[lilac crag]

she doesn't take gifts from me

you're on your own

[rocky moat]

yeah i dont

[gilded socket]

Huh

Guh

Buh

[nocturne bloom]

I dont give gifts to taken individuals

[gilded socket]

Muh

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

last time I dropped her a gift she shot me in the head

it was hot

[rocky moat]

i dont take gifts from anyone actually i just say shit

💪

[rocky moat]

just because i almost blew your ear off doesnt mean i shot you in the head buddy

[lilac crag]

yeah okay reload and try again

[rocky moat]

and what if i do pal

[lilac crag]

free target practice

[nocturne bloom]

Lucia

This is making me sad

Hit me please

[lilac crag]

she's at work

bartendin

[nocturne bloom]

Summon her like a stratagem

[lilac crag]

I will send her a dm

[nocturne bloom]

Crush me

[lilac crag]

you got it, boss

[orchid skiff]

⬅️ ➡️ ➡️ ⬅️ ⬇️

[elder merlin]

Will you fuckin stop? @gilded socket

[lilac crag]

rudy stop playing Friday night funkin in genchat

[elder merlin]

What did Raki even do?

[nocturne bloom]

Woe, napalm upon ye

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness what did you do?

[elder merlin]

Maxine wont stop killing the Raki

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/fnf-gf-friday-night-funkin-jiggle-physics-gif-3676566339303526081

[sleek harness]

Nothing

@stable fox help me you were right

[lilac crag]

my bad individual I didn't know you stood on business

[sleek harness]

Maxine is a mad women

[lilac crag]

what happened

sounds like a funny story

[sleek harness]

Maxine kills me

Then Paul too because he defended me

[drowsy lynx]

Sus fuckin url right there

[sleek harness]

[lilac crag]

by intention?

[sleek harness]

Yuh

[stable fox]

I told you she doesn't like us

[nocturne bloom]

Never killed me

[stable fox]

We don't fit with her vibes

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/antayfragile-antayfragile-cunty-dad-posing-gif-14015334060259442713

[drowsy lynx]

I didn't say I wouldn't click it

[nocturne bloom]

Whatever is in that you should reenact and send to me

[drowsy lynx]

Is that not him?

[lilac crag]

just saying

accidents happen all the time to new recruits

everyone's hand can slip, yknow?

[sleek harness]

SHE IS LEVEL 25

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-miyabi-ears-neko-gif-452346671575291907

[lilac crag]

you're not catching on

[sleek harness]

Silence

[lilac crag]

maybe I'll make you look like an accident instead

[nocturne bloom]

I cant say that

Nevermind

[orchid skiff]

this is autism chat

it was renamed general chat to be politically correct

[lilac crag]

okay

[drowsy lynx]

Generally autistic chat

[lilac crag]

so you know the ATF

you know what the ATF is known for?

[gilded socket]

Rat boy just can’t kick it with a girl with a bomb collar

[gilded socket]

Blew himself up off of my dead body

[nocturne bloom]

Amazingly Toned Femboys?

Yea I know them

[lilac crag]

one of these days I'm going to shove you in a locker

[nocturne bloom]

Id like that

[lilac crag]

I will now reconsider

[nocturne bloom]

Dont think that hard

Just do it

[gilded socket]

Lamia

Love the energy

Justnnot alex

[nocturne bloom]

What do you mean by that

[lilac crag]

Nothing, I'm sure

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

@stable fox come replace Maxine

She is on vacation

[gilded socket]

I loved shooting you with my rocket pod

Watching you blow up was so much fun

[nocturne bloom]

Damn

Tf yall do to her

[gilded socket]

I hate that rat

I bought the exosuit just to kill him

[nocturne bloom]

Save the rat, hit me instead

[gilded socket]

Lamia

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Wha

[gilded socket]

Bisometimesmia

[orchid skiff]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

[lilac crag]

I think I'm going to fight the concept of sleep tonight

[elder merlin]

Stop killing the rat, why were you killing him? @gilded socket

[gilded socket]

Rewdy x lamia yaoi

[gilded socket]

Because it looked at me

I hate rats

So i shot it

[elder merlin]

Well stop it

[gilded socket]

Many times

And will continue to shoot it

Many more times

[orchid skiff]

I could be a woman

[elder merlin]

If you play with me and him you arent allowed to kill the Raki

Or i wont help and play with you

[gilded socket]

If he joins i leave or shoot him

[gilded socket]

Yuri?

[elder merlin]

It was funny up until the 5th time you all kept shooting each other

[orchid skiff]

is that what you call woman x man

sorry, woman x twink

[elder merlin]

Or you could just play normally with me and him

[lilac crag]

grandpa diver being angry is not good

[gilded socket]

Pass

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Yuri is girl and girl

[rocky orbit]

Hello guys, joined this server trying to find groups for havoc. Where would I do so?I can't see anything about it in the channels

[gilded socket]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[nocturne bloom]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[gilded socket]

I beat you

[nocturne bloom]

Do something about it

[lilac crag]

literally any of the lfg channels that you are willing to go to

[gilded socket]

Slow ass

[gilded socket]

I am

[rocky moat]

bare knuckle boxing the concept of sorrow tonight 🔥

[nocturne bloom]

Like what, seems quiet

[rocky orbit]

I couldn't tell if the channel names were just flavor or something. I wasn't really sure what they meant.

[gilded socket]

Yeah

[lilac crag]

the letters at the end matter, they're related to the servers people play on

rest is just flavor

[gilded socket]

Im doing something devious, down right terrible and you dont know

[orchid skiff]

vox = talking
lfg = looking for group
nasa = region

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

we'll do it together

[nocturne bloom]

Freak

[lilac crag]

gank fight

[gilded socket]

Im making a bomb

[rocky moat]

joe butt gif

[gilded socket]

And im gonna send it to you

[rocky moat]

i used to say stuff like this and somene reported me to the fbi once

[nocturne bloom]

Free bomb? Poggers

[gilded socket]

Wow

[rocky moat]

pretty funny situation nothing really came of it

[gilded socket]

Yea, goes up your ass, designer made by me to you

[nocturne bloom]

[orchid skiff]

im making BOMB pasta to deliver to fatshark employees

[gilded socket]

You’re supposed to use it with rewdy

[orchid skiff]

🤔

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

Theres only 1 person here who matches my unrivaled freak

[orchid skiff]

[thick coyote]

match
Unrivaled

[nocturne bloom]

Me

[rocky moat]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[thick coyote]

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

I make items for the gays

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachi-muchi-gym-gif-26208724

[gilded socket]

Is that you and lamia?

[orchid skiff]

maybe...

[gilded socket]

Yes

Yea it is

[eternal sail]

We need a new class!!!!

Hive ganger

[stark bobcat]

Skitarii was already leaked though

why a 7th class?

[eternal sail]

What’s that

[stark bobcat]

idk, some robot or something

[gilded socket]

Wrong

[eternal sail]

More!!more!!!

[gilded socket]

Skitarii are genetically modified soldiers for the adeptus mechanicus

[eternal sail]

So robots lol

In personality

[elder merlin]

Lies

[gilded socket]

Not the same

[stark bobcat]

shhh

[gilded socket]

Cyborgs

[elder merlin]

[eternal sail]

Yess!!!!

More!!!!

Hive gangers!!!!

As well

[thick coyote]

Genuine question

What would it bring

[gilded socket]

Joined up with the helldivers, didnt expect to go to space Afghanistan @elder merlin @nocturne bloom @orchid skiff

[eternal sail]

More!!!!

[elder merlin]

You lyin ass muthafucka

[stable fox]

I knew that being friend with mobean wannabe won't go well

[elder merlin]

Why the hell ya'll talkin shit about each other?

What happened between ya'll

[stable fox]

Because they started first

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

That's all I'm saying

They didn't liked our vibes

And we didn't fitted with their

Isn't it simple?

[elder merlin]

What happened, @gilded socket @sleek harness

[stable fox]

Paul, don't bother

[elder merlin]

Fuckin poozers, the lot of ya

[stable fox]

Just play with those two separately

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

Simple solution to less toxic environment is to either isolate the reason of it or straight remove it

[heavy mango]

lol

[ocean widget]

can yall stop getting into car crashes with eachother for 5 seconds

[nocturne bloom]

Erm Iraq

🤓

[thick coyote]

I came along for the ride
You're wicked with the clutch
It happened so fast and hurt so much

You're a car crash

[rocky moat]

no its fun

[thick coyote]

And I can't look away

[gilded socket]

Afghanistan was first

[spice iris]

thats not a haiku

[nocturne bloom]

Iraq was worse

[feral dagger]

Anyone seen melee combat on DL the Beast? I've seen shovel gameplay and it sounds good but nothing like my Vets shovel

[thick coyote]

That's peak Three Days Grace right there

[slim iris]

The only time gen chat is ever united is when a #general-chat message mf is around

[thick coyote]

Human is peak album

[slim iris]

And they still dared to add perms after this dropped

[gilded socket]

Afghanistan was hellmire

Oshaune is iraq

[grim spoke]

ok but can i be allowed image perms because u like me so much

[gilded socket]

No

[lilac crag]

meow in genchat?

[grim spoke]

i pop up every now n again

people were talking about u all in zealot chat

so i’m here

[lilac crag]

strange

[lilac crag]

all good things, I'm sure

[rocky moat]

fearful

[nocturne bloom]

Ty

[gilded socket]

I want to melt

[orchid skiff]

I love grapes

[nocturne bloom]

Yea but what kind of grapes

[rocky moat]

i love protein powder

[orchid skiff]

green

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a lot of green grapes

[orchid skiff]

And I will eat them all

[rocky moat]

purple grapes better i fear

[nocturne bloom]

Types of green grapes

What kind

Flavor

Cotton candy?

[orchid skiff]

Sweet

Sugar

[nocturne bloom]

So cotton candy

[round mica]

playing havoc with randoms is like playing the game wearing boxing gloves

why in the Emperor's balls would anyone randomly separate during battle

[orchid skiff]

are you some kind of grape expert

[nocturne bloom]

People always complain about randoms but refuse to meet people who arent randoms

[gilded socket]

I can feel the blood flow through my hands

[orchid skiff]

i just put them in my mouth

then i bite and chew chew

and then i swallow

[nocturne bloom]

You put round objects in your mouth

Wild

[orchid skiff]

this is the extent of my relationship with them

and then i pat my belly and say yum yum

[lilac crag]

freaky

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-superman-freaky-freak-superman-tongue-out-gif-7151832086870621012

me omw to get more

[gaunt bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/vaughn-chat-puff-gif-1308791854045163703

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-baby-oil-oil-him-up-xllcarolinellx-gif-12157753233357456797

[rocky moat]

i do this actually

[zenith glade]

Super mpreg wtf

freaky-superman-freaky-freak-superman-tongue-out

Dont mpreg react me . Baka .

[nocturne bloom]

To be fair people usually do better with people they don't consider randoms because they usually communicate more.

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/esperanzita-esperanza-superman-superman-david-cornse-david-corenswet-cualquiera-lengua-tongue-superman-gif-7549558669837231392

[rocky moat]

yeah i dont say a peep to people i dont know

[orchid skiff]

I don't want to communicate with anyone. We should see how each others play, play to our strengths, and cover our weaknesses without a word. Or it isn't meant to be

[rocky moat]

even moreso vocally than in chat

[modest flume]

Reminds me of a guy I met in DRG who I call my partner

Him and I don't even chat but we play together and work so in sync

[gaunt bridge]

Hong Kong servers? Best for random players , Zero comms, full brainpower. It’s like playing with gifted mutes.

[orchid skiff]

I think DRG is how I met my coop partner actually

We've played so many games together now

We never talk strategy

[modest flume]

We don't even talk, in general

Unless we shitpost for the randoms in the chat

[rocky moat]

woah i play with someone i call my partner too

[nocturne bloom]

I think like 3 people here ive vocally talked to

Ever

[modest flume]

One of my favorite things he does is ping someone then random debris so the dwarf goes "This is worthless" while you're highlighted lmao

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin honestly? Lets call Maxine again next time we play

It was fun

Which, is surprising

[gaunt bridge]

LGBT skins drop when?

[gaunt bridge]

Hmm

[nocturne bloom]

Cant relate

[nocturne bloom]

She slaps me, not kill me

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Tomorrow

When you think we'll get the drg collab for helldivers 2?

[rocky moat]

wokeshark!!!!

[lilac crag]

eventually we'll vc

[zenith glade]

Ive serenaded the ears (made them bleed) many glooper in this darktide server w my gay ass twink voice.. little did they know that it's a cognitohazard that givez u 10 yr bad luck

Unless u rub buddha's belly

[sleek harness]

She shot me like 400 times

[zenith glade]

U have 2 go 2 china 4 that so theyre all cooked

[rocky moat]

i have a similar effect

[orchid skiff]

you mean you've only played DRG with him right

[sleek harness]

We are not the same

[zenith glade]

Or is it India i forgor

[lilac crag]

little do you know I'm going to beat all the bad luck out of you

you will hand me all your years of misfortune

[zenith glade]

Noh u zee i have good luck

I siphon it from my victimz

[lilac crag]

then you will give me that

[orchid skiff]

why is this server full of twinks

[zenith glade]

U get NATHING

U LOSE

[sleek harness]

Like @gilded socket?

[lilac crag]

it's like a magnet tbh I've seen 7 this week alone

[sleek harness]

Yeah don't know

[zenith glade]

U STOLE fizzyliftin drinkz

[lilac crag]

I get to TURN you into a PULP buddy.

[modest flume]

nah I play with randoms

[zenith glade]

Goood DAY they

[lilac crag]

yeah that's right....... run away........

[zenith glade]

Im gonna turn u into a FROF

[orchid skiff]

I mean have you played more than DRG with him

[rocky moat]

how it feels to not be a twink

[zenith glade]

And fill the GARDEN full of SNAKEZ

[lilac crag]

go frog around little buddy ...............

wtf DONT DO THAT!

[zenith glade]

Not so tuff anymeowre i bet huh pal . Huh dude buddy .

Yah yah Datz what i thought lil Fella .

[modest flume]

Oh, no, only DRG

[elder merlin]

I mean, yeah, they just woke up. Why is that news? Its what you do after a nap

[orchid skiff]

better luck next life

[lilac crag]

I lose this........... still beating you

[sleek harness]

How does it feel like to have all your teammates use dwarves with a singular promotion