general-chat

[rocky moat]

why are my teammates consistently the most annoying douches ever bro

[arctic escarp]

[ocean widget]

Because it's darktide

[ocean widget]

Hello shadowheart

[rocky moat]

like why are we blindfiring in my exact direction through a bug horde while im trying to get to my team

[somber stream]

I've ran into 5 team killers since yesterday, like actively out for your ass

[gilded socket]

I hate squids because they bully me

[nocturne bloom]

you depicting gun customization is the same as watching someone from the UK showcase a boiled hot dog and oven cook potato wedges as a delicacy

[rocky moat]

yeah same

[somber stream]

That's it, time to get heavy armour and ballistic shield, i'm bullying the fuck out of those cunts

[rocky moat]

there was the warp pack dude and his teammate from yesterday

[ocean widget]

Oi

Where's the beans

[nocturne flicker]

i don't understand what they're saying

[rocky moat]

keeps putting me with the same people i do NOT WANT TO JOIN THESE PEOPLE DAWG

[somber stream]

A surge of new players comes new annoyances

[nocturne flicker]

so they literally can't bully me

[rocky moat]

theyre not new

[somber stream]

Either way, time to put them down like the dogs they are

[ocean widget]

To be fair it does work though

Put an underbarrel 22 on your 22 so you can 22 while you 22

[somber stream]

But unfortunately most of the time they're coward who only shoot you in the back at the very end of the game

[rocky moat]

i dont like to teamkill deliberately unless someone is like a severe asshole and has a ccomplete non-care for me or is outright doing it on purpose

[ocean widget]

Throw a 500kg into the pelican

[nocturne flicker]

today i rage uninstalled helldivers 2. legit first match i had there was some dude who purposefuly TKed me with his hellpod and then left

[nocturne bloom]

that doesnt kill people in it

[ocean widget]

Really?

Rip

[nocturne flicker]

that wasn't what put me over the edge but it certainly set a nice mood

[ocean widget]

Does the portable one work if you detonate it inside?

[somber stream]

You got unlucky with the teamate. Reinstall again, democracy beckons

Folks in this server are nice to play with

[nocturne bloom]

i suck

[nocturne flicker]

nah it wasn't what put me over the edge really

[somber stream]

Nope, but you can shoot them

[ocean widget]

Oof, gotta dome the fucker

Pretty sure theres anti FF last i saw

Whatever the fuckin "enemy of super earth" announcement is before you get bombarded

[grizzled hornet]

so what’s the thoughts on darius

[nocturne flicker]

i'm just fatigued asl with helldivers

[ocean widget]

Who tf is darius

[somber stream]

I see, very unfortunate

[nocturne flicker]

i like it. i support it. i'm pro-it (i have no idea what darius is)

[rocky moat]

i need to vary up what i use

notably i need to stop using 500kg specifically i think its really unhealthy for my playstyle

[somber stream]

What bond ye got

[grizzled hornet]

melk

[ocean widget]

Always hit the random loadout button if helldivers has that

[rocky moat]

dd, sv, control group and freedoms flame

[ocean widget]

Oh sour milk

[rocky moat]

mostly meant stratagems

[ocean widget]

Yeah hes literally just an ordo docket generator

[nocturne flicker]

yeah nah. it's just getting repetitive, so i'm gonna uninstall and reinstall when i'm in the mood again. i'll probably try the new warbond but i'm not looking forward to even more medals grinding

[ocean widget]

Buy random weapons for 200 and scrap em all

Easy dockets easy plasteel easy fuckin whatever the cubes are

Diamantine or however you spell it

[somber stream]

Should try the Chemical bond, the gas are very good

[rocky moat]

yeah i was gonna get it soon

[somber stream]

The armour is perfect for gloom missions

[grizzled hornet]

bros a fan of sire darius melk

[nocturne flicker]

he's not very reliable for diamantine, as diamantine requires gold-tier weapons if you want to scrap it

[ocean widget]

Yeah but free is free

[somber stream]

Oh so you're a vet? Very well then, play at your leisure

[ocean widget]

Nah i couldn't give a shit about him

[nocturne flicker]

yeah nah i ain't no xbox player 😤 hahaha

[grizzled hornet]

who do you give a shit about

[ocean widget]

Brunts robot and fuckin whos her face

Hold on

Hadron thats the fucker

[nocturne flicker]

zola needs ass size buffs

i have spoken

[ocean widget]

Zola needs to get her shit together

Brunt n hadron are the most useful

Then theres whos her face

Then theres melk

Then theres the fuckin paid cosmetic bastard

And then theres the heretic

[ocean widget]

Hestias the fucker

[nocturne bloom]

im convinced this guy just watches gameplay of every game we talk about instead of playing them

[nocturne flicker]

what guy

[ocean widget]

Dude i have like 500 hours in darktide and possible brain damage

That would explain the memory issues

[gilded socket]

Me when i lie

[ocean widget]

Nah i got into a lot of fights when I was young

[sleek harness]

You lie?

Wow

Incredible

[nocturne bloom]

[heady turtle]

how many hours until the helldivers update drops

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow

[inland mantle]

Atleast 2 hours

[nocturne flicker]

not long enough

[nocturne flicker]

we just got like 2 warbonds bruh, i'm tired of medals grinding 😭

[somber stream]

I'm back at 250 already lmao

[sleek harness]

Lazy

[somber stream]

Too many MO

[nocturne flicker]

110 medals for a warp backpack

[gilded socket]

Die by your own hand on purpose

[elder merlin]

THATS TOO DAMN BAD

[ocean widget]

Ok just checked and I've got 432 hours of darktide @nocturne bloom

[elder merlin]

[nocturne flicker]

sorry for being such a lazy employed hospital worker

[heady turtle]

looked it up its dropping in 4 hours, maybe

[sleek harness]

Hand? Are you implying that I have a singular hand?

Dumbass

Honestly

You need to get glasses

[heady turtle]

12 am my time and its almost 8am now

[gilded socket]

Wait

I have a mind

Duh

[elder merlin]

You got that series s? @sleek harness

[ocean widget]

I have also played helldivers 1 so that basically counts

[elder merlin]

Or you still dumb?

[sleek harness]

Day

Its like 2 am

The person won't deliver their console to me at 2 am

[ocean widget]

RIP you
Get well soon

[elder merlin]

Cant steal shit at night or somethin?

[nocturne flicker]

thanks homie 💜

[nocturne flicker]

i can but it's a serious offence

[sleek harness]

No

Want the truth?

The console is of my father's other son

[nocturne bloom]

aye i clean up after middle schoolers and adults who are just are worse, you could have it worse

[ocean widget]

Step brother half brother or brother

[sleek harness]

He lives on the other side of my city

[nocturne flicker]

is that, like, your brother or a half-brother? bc if the latter that's incredibly real.

[sleek harness]

Step brother

[ocean widget]

Steal it

[nocturne flicker]

oh i would've just called that a stepson

[sleek harness]

Again, other side of the godamn city

[nocturne bloom]

so run

faster

[ocean widget]

Are you in a walkable city

[sleek harness]

No

[long sigil]

uhhh

[ocean widget]

Depends on the relationship with the father

[ocean widget]

Oh

RIP

[nocturne flicker]

you'd be surprised. it's just a different kind of mess

[long sigil]

zealot right talent nod need to be change gun nod

[ocean widget]

Dude hospitals are fucked

[nocturne bloom]

ever had shit lasagnas?

[ocean widget]

Like seriously fucked

[long sigil]

and zealot nod goofy

[sleek harness]

Man I don't really care about the term for them

[nocturne flicker]

zealot's tree needs more pathing options. grabbing the blitz you want is just AAGHHHHHH

[sleek harness]

I just know the new wife of my dad have like

5 6 kids

[ocean widget]

I'm assuming thats pasta sheet shit pasta sheet shit so on and so forth

[nocturne flicker]

we're more alike than you know.

[long sigil]

ah yes

and blitz

[sleek harness]

That our parents are divorced?

[long sigil]

blitz is trash to

left bomb

[nocturne flicker]

thankfully the nurses SOMETIMES clean up messes if they're bad enough

[long sigil]

is fucking trash

no regen and no return

[nocturne flicker]

the more intricate details too.

[nocturne bloom]

its where they wipe, shit, wipe, shit, wipe with the same piece and throw it at a wall or leave it on the heater

[ocean widget]

Yeah the state of hospitals worldwide is shocking but hey, treating nurses and doctors good is not money making

[nocturne bloom]

the womens restroom, is worse than the lasagnas mind you

[ocean widget]

Ah
Grim
Still sounds like a thing thatd happen in a hospital ngl

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[nocturne flicker]

you see i'm neither. i'm the first line of defence

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 on day

[stable fox]

Only after work

[sleek harness]

Same day as birthday

[ocean widget]

Hospitals and schools are the worst places to work and you dont need to work there to know that if you aren't a cunt

[grizzled hornet]

i’ve seen some pretty bad lasagnas in my life

[sleek harness]

Dang

[ocean widget]

Shit wtf you do
Ambi or smth?

[stable fox]

[nocturne flicker]

yeah they're both pretty scary

[ocean widget]

Read up

[stable fox]

No.

[ocean widget]

Awful

[stable fox]

Let me use in peace

Ya karking nitpicking clod

[nocturne flicker]

operational officer. we're the people who take the greater cleaning responsibilities off of the nurses so they can sit around and do nothing when there's no patients. including a lot of grizzly stuff, but if it gets bad enough the nurses will lend a hand. like if a patient slips in the shower and cracks their head

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

Christ
how fun

[nocturne flicker]

now i mean this as respectfully as possible to nurses. they earn that right to sit around and do nothing if i can be real

[ocean widget]

Yeah dw

The shit people are under there is unreal
gotta love standing outside and clapping during a pandemic instead of doing anything fucking useful though

[nocturne flicker]

dementia patients are a fun little package. you never know what you're gonna get. could be the sweetest person you ever meet, or they'll... yeah i won't say more for the sake of others here who aren't in the uh industry

[nocturne flicker]

[ocean widget]

Dementia is unfortunately like that, heard something about research for a cure for it back in December but nothing since, shits fucked

[somber stream]

2:00am PDT Tuesday, September 2nd(West Coast US)
5:00am EDT Tuesday, September 2nd (East Coast)
11:00am CET Tuesday, September 2nd (Central Europe)

[long sigil]

huh

[ripe tangle]

Alzheimers and Dementia is like that, sometimes they can be extremely sweet and kind, other times they can be extremely confused and hostile, sometimes they'll have accidents and not be aware they're having said accidents...

[nocturne flicker]

That'd be wonderful if some headway could be made. Dementia's not a very kind mistress

[nocturne flicker]

exactly.

[long sigil]

alzheimer

sad younger

[ocean widget]

Yeah just found it, it slows down memory and thinking decline
Unfortunately not a cure but slowly getting there

[nocturne flicker]

treatment is better than nothing, yeah

[elder merlin]

Damn, stealin from within the family? The plot thickens

[ocean widget]

Ya doing the work of a god though mate

[nocturne flicker]

thanks mate! 💜

[sleek harness]

Do you consider stepbrothers family? Even when you don't visit them or their side of the family?

[ripe tangle]

I knew an old couple as neighbors years ago, the man had dementia but the woman did not, there were a few incidents where he'd walk out into the street stark naked and she's trying to cover him up and corral him, he'd get violent with her... when in his right mind he was NEVER violent nor one to expose himself.

[jaunty path]

Hi Lucia

[nocturne flicker]

we try our best. we get paid a decent amount for it

[ocean widget]

Ain't enough though for the shit you gotta go through i can see that for damn sure

[nocturne flicker]

This. I haven't spoken to my father's side of my family for years bc of his wife. I won't go into details bc that's no longer "yeah i get that" and more just treating this like a therapy session

[ripe tangle]

hi Missus

[elder merlin]

Is this like illegitimate family type shit? He cheat on his wife or somethin?

[somber stream]

This is why i wouldn't want to live pass 80

[sleek harness]

NO

God damn Paul

My parents are divorced

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it's a bit freaky. if i could do this job in a non-hospital/school facility, i'd take a pay cut and still be happy. but beggars can't be choosers 😉

[elder merlin]

Damn

The Raki lore dumps be crazy tonight

[ripe tangle]

if you have a spouse or even a bf/gf and you mutually have parents who get married... does that make your spouse or bf/gf your stepsibling?

[somber stream]

Skaven's name is Raki?

[sleek harness]

Well, you wanted to know where I am getting this console

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

Confirmed, then

[elder merlin]

The hell is this, alabama or somethin?

[ocean widget]

I think thatd make me consider a lot of things about my relationship with my parents if they consider marrying a spouses parents

[somber stream]

Yeah that's... fucked up

[nocturne flicker]

there's an anime that goes something like this. domestic girlfriend. dude smashes a girl and then a week later or smth his dad and her mother get engaged. wild sh*t

[ripe tangle]

it's a hypothetical

[somber stream]

It happened before

[ocean widget]

It means your parents are fucked in the head lad

[somber stream]

I've read the articles

[elder merlin]

Just stick to killin heretics

[ocean widget]

Ain't nobody in their right mind doing that to their kids

[nocturne flicker]

oh and his teacher crush is the girl's older sister. average japanese storyline i swear

[ripe tangle]

yeah I think I'll do that.

Pray for my soul for having such thoughts.

[nocturne bloom]

banjo or steel guitar

[jaunty path]

What makes them a sibling exactly

[sleek harness]

Well, theres one difference... I don't talk to them because I don't go to their house

[nocturne flicker]

ahh so there's neutral terms then

[ocean widget]

Wait is this an ADHD question or a "this happened to me irl and I have to frame it as a hypothetical so people dont wonder what the fuck happened with my parents" question

[jaunty path]

Do you mean in terms of legality? Idk about that.

In a literal way? No. And it's still moral.

[ripe tangle]

it's an ADHD question

[nocturne bloom]

how is my gpu temp 20 deg celc

[ocean widget]

Ah

Dw I get both so it doesnt matter which one it is

[somber stream]

I'm lucky to have normal parents, mine mother still clean my ears from time to time

[ripe tangle]

a fucked up shower thought that I didn't have in a shower XD

[nocturne flicker]

shower thoughts

[sleek harness]

You thought I hated my stepmother? Actually calling her stepmother sounds weird... You thought I hated my father's girlfriend?

[jaunty path]

Yeah cuz u don shower

[ripe tangle]

I shower daily...

[jaunty path]

Stinky.

[ocean widget]

Baths exist missus

Take one

[nocturne flicker]

no. that would be too great of an assumption. i'm just taking these as it comes

[jaunty path]

Noh

[ripe tangle]

cleansing the body is a form of holiness afterall.

[jaunty path]

I refuse to bathe

[sleek harness]

Understood

[ocean widget]

Awful

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

The giant rat man bathes yet you don't!?!

for shame.

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

Lies created by big water to sell more soap and water

[ocean widget]

How the fuck do you not get paranoid that one day you might slip

[sleek harness]

Sister you are 30000 years old, it's surprising you still shower and haven't got bored of it

[jaunty path]

I smell divine

[ripe tangle]

I literally never think about that...

[ocean widget]

How

[nocturne flicker]

"natural pheromones"

[ripe tangle]

why would I think about that?

[nocturne bloom]

imagine the smell

[jaunty path]

Stinky.

[ocean widget]

I dont know

[ripe tangle]

I have a daily routine.

[ocean widget]

Paranoia or smth i guess

[sleek harness]

Surprising even more

[ocean widget]

Slipping in the shower isn't fun

[ripe tangle]

how is that surprising?

[jaunty path]

Oh I thought slip meant skip a day

[sleek harness]

If I were 30000 years old doing the same routine I would go insane

[nocturne flicker]

you know what's even funnier? slipping when you're already out of the shower

[jaunty path]

I don't tbh

[ripe tangle]

I'm not 30000 years old!

[sleek harness]

Proof?

[jaunty path]

Are you sure

[ocean widget]

Ok but tbf at least then you have a less likely chance to slam your head into something

[jaunty path]

Have you checked

[somber stream]

Cat usually ambush me right outside the door, happened more than once

[ripe tangle]

how am I supposed to prove I'm not 30000 years old other than the fact I'm not literal dust?

[nocturne flicker]

did this the other day and slammed my shin into the corner doorframe. that'll teach me to turn a corner too fast while my feet are still a bit wet

[jaunty path]

ID?

[ocean widget]

Christ

[ocean widget]

What are you, the British government?

[sleek harness]

We all know Sisters of Battle are like Space Marines, almost never fuckin age

[ocean widget]

Space marines never get old

[nocturne flicker]

it hurt like a mf when it happened but it's more funny than anything now

[ocean widget]

They just get bigger armour

And then they fucking die

[jaunty path]

Admit it Lucia. You're a fossil

[sleek harness]

Or join Chaos Gods

[nocturne bloom]

Not as bad as the time I used a torch to bend a lawn mower blade back just to grab it with my bare hand thereafter

[ripe tangle]

Sisters rarely age because they usually find martyrdom...

mfw we die almost as often as Guardsmen lmao

[ocean widget]

Then how are you so old yet not a martyr lucia

[nocturne flicker]

i'm pretty convinced none of our veterans actually had the rank of guardsman when they discharged

[ripe tangle]

I'm not that old!

[nocturne flicker]

well, "discharged"

[jaunty path]

Oh so yall are literally just battle nuns

[ripe tangle]

I'm like 30

[nocturne flicker]

my bet is that veterans are corporals and sergeants

[jaunty path]

OLLDDDDD

OLD LADY. EAT YOUR HARD CANDY GRANNY

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

[sleek harness]

I AM OLD

[jaunty path]

Lucia

[nocturne flicker]

is 24 old?

[sleek harness]

That's what you mean

[jaunty path]

what was ww2 like

[ripe tangle]

do Skaven age?

[stable fox]

Priest, you're almost as strong as regular Astartes

[sleek harness]

30000 is

[nocturne bloom]

Give me the HAG

[ocean widget]

Also I've just realised your name is the same as one of the gta protagonists and I hate that

[stable fox]

How come you're telling me your kind dies as much as guardsmen

[ripe tangle]

wait what?

[ocean widget]

Gta 6 lucia

[jaunty path]

What is the size of the SoBs anyway

[ripe tangle]

I had the name first!

[sleek harness]

@stable fox since you are the skaven expert

Respond her

[nocturne flicker]

didn't like it very much. our thing was cracked down on in sicily and business was slow

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[ocean widget]

It doesnt stop me from hating the fact you have the same name as a rockstar character

[ripe tangle]

Operation Husky?

[stable fox]

I mean you guys doesn't live that long unless if using chaos magic and warpstones

Around 20-50 years

I don't remember anymore

[sleek harness]

50?

Nicolaus

[nocturne flicker]

lmao yeah

[sleek harness]

You ARE MAD WRONG WTF

[stable fox]

yes raki I'm dumbass can you cut it out

[ocean widget]

Wait if you time travel several millenniums are you the same age or several millenniums older

[stable fox]

I'm not really in mood for your insults

[ripe tangle]

my namesake comes from a Sororitas Saint, Saint Lucia is the Patron of the Valourus Heart, she was tortured to death...

just as speaking to you all about my age is fucking torture.

[ocean widget]

And then she was put in gta 6
Which is even worse torture

[sleek harness]

You are trying to say that one fo my 300 siblings could have reached age of 50

Instead all died at 1

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck do you think I never tell anyone my age online

[gilded socket]

Alr i know how to fight squids mow

[ripe tangle]

wait, do Skaven typically die at the age of one?!

[sleek harness]

Shouldn't have been a sister

[ocean widget]

By stabbing them
Simple

[sleek harness]

Sisters are immortal

[jaunty path]

Ah I'm just teasing sorry if I hurt ya feelings. Ya not old.

[ocean widget]

Yeah
Eaten

[nocturne bloom]

Shoot faster

[lilac crag]

4 hours until caves

[jaunty path]

If it helps

[nocturne flicker]

ppl named michael, franklin, john, trevor, arthur, jason, claude, cj, tommy, jimmy, niko, etc. catching some SEVERE shade here

[ripe tangle]

who eats them?

[stable fox]

Priest also fits not bad

[ocean widget]

Each other probably

[stable fox]

Priest Lucia

[ocean widget]

Squirrels also eat other squirrels

[stable fox]

[jaunty path]

Vinesauce Vinny is older than you, Lucia. And so is Jerma.

[stable fox]

[jaunty path]

vinny just turned 40 this year

[nocturne flicker]

I'm not a big fan of Sisters of Battle. Prefer Aunts of Battle

[ripe tangle]

that's Sister Lucia, but what's up?

[dull quartz]

islamic warrior

[sleek harness]

Why the fuck is Vinny and Jermaine

[ocean widget]

Oh yeah btw to ruin this even further for people
Squirrels eat other squirrels young

[jaunty path]

jerma is 39 lmfao

[dull quartz]

sister's of battle goated

[somber stream]

You have an acquired taste

[jaunty path]

and hes gonna be 40 this month

oh boy.

[gilded socket]

Im more of a armor buster, crack the crabs to get to the meat

[dull quartz]

only 7 years older than me

[stable fox]

That was addressed to how i usually refer you as
And i said it to skaven
If i need to tell you something i will let you know

[sleek harness]

Rude

[ocean widget]

Tbf if your mum named you cj of all things you were already receiving shade by the time you entered the education system

[sleek harness]

Sister, kill him

[ripe tangle]

right okay.

[nocturne flicker]

when i was younger we had a small chicken operation going on in our backyard. at my mamma's house. if you dropped an egg and broke it the chickens would rush over and eat it

[ocean widget]

Yeah thats chickens

[nocturne bloom]

Bugs burn, squids shred, bots pierce

[ocean widget]

Less surprising for chickens than it is squirrels

[ripe tangle]

@stable fox

[dull quartz]

animals practice cannibalmism

[stable fox]

Even if it's your birthday i can just simply change my plans and not do as what you ask me to

[nocturne flicker]

does it count for people with a C given name and a J middle name?

[stable fox]

I'm not in mood for your jokes

[jaunty path]

Is this from a play or smth

[stable fox]

Give me that.
[Steals bolter]

[ripe tangle]

it's a famous cosplayer

[stable fox]

Stop wasting ammunition

[jaunty path]

Ah.

[nocturne flicker]

correct. that's my point

[sleek harness]

You know, you just made me remember it was my birthday

Cool

[stable fox]

Whatever.

[ripe tangle]

it's not wasting if it's fired with righteous intent.

[nocturne flicker]

hap birfday

[ocean widget]

Oh fuck i just remembered cj is named Carl
My brain fucked up and thought CJ was literally named CJ

[sleek harness]

Brith

[ripe tangle]

what is the Skaven Rat King?

[stable fox]

I have other friend i wanted to play with but i was so tired i missed their call and I'm still mad at myself

[sleek harness]

Horned Rat

God

[nocturne flicker]

Mine is AG 😤

[ocean widget]

8 skaven with their tails tied together

[somber stream]

Oh it's rat's Birthday today?

Happy Birth day!

Get a cake

[sleek harness]

Don't worry pal, you can still call them

[sleek harness]

Briths

Brith day

Brish day

[nocturne flicker]

i can only imagine how miserable helldivers' general chat(s) be rn

[stable fox]

Whatever. Enjoy your birthday (honestly) but with your attitude right now I'm not planning to helldive together anytime soon

[ocean widget]

Probably a lot of complaining and or slowmode

[sleek harness]

That's alright

[somber stream]

When update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update when update

Basically the entire genchat^

[stable fox]

Because you can replace me as easily

[sleek harness]

It's literally 2 am I am not acting sane

[ocean widget]

Is there slowmode?

[sleek harness]

With who

[somber stream]

Slowmode vs 1 million user, who'd win?

[ocean widget]

Slowmode

[nocturne flicker]

even before the xbox reinforcements they needed like 3 general chats to spread the traffic out enough so they only needed a 60-second cooldown on replying

[ocean widget]

Set it to 6 hours

1 million people defeated instantly

[nocturne flicker]

knew it

[somber stream]

Gen 1 has 60 sec
Gen 2, my home. Have 30 sec
Gen 3 15 sec

This, this is Gen 4

[ocean widget]

Remind me never to play helldivers 2 if this is what the chat is like

[nocturne flicker]

i'm still waiting for the backpack-fed Laser MG stratagem

[ocean widget]

What is this, fallout new vegas

[somber stream]

Nah discord people and actual players are different breed

We coordinate well most of the time ingame

[nocturne flicker]

darktide. scab gunner weapon, but in helldiver

[ocean widget]

Tru
The fact they added fusion cores as ammo in 4 and 76 instead of keeping the backpack was fucking stupid ngl

[nocturne bloom]

The new guys mothing my 500kg beam:

[nocturne flicker]

the discord is just miserable, the game's great as its own thing. but it's gotten a bit... stale from repetitiveness for me. i've been playing pretty consistently for over a year so

[ocean widget]

Slow chat in any discord causes me pain though

[ocean widget]

Yeah that happened with DRG for me unfortunately

Good game but Holy shit the grind is hell

[nocturne flicker]

same, although i think i've cooled down from DRG enough to play it again. my friends just don't give it enough attention for me to really play it with them

i'll play games MUCH more consistently if i have friends to do it with

[ocean widget]

Yeah nah that does happen
I'm surprised when I see someone's 100%ed games like that
Especially drg given the pain achievements require

[nocturne flicker]

i suffer from something that i like to call "limited-time choice anxiety"

so there are days where i want to play something, but then i keep second guessing myself and before i know it i've just procrastinated on which game i want to play bc i have responsibilities that dominate my thinking process

[ocean widget]

Unfortunately a fucking mood

Whole library of games
Keep switching between the same exact 4 every time

[somber stream]

I'm cycling between Metal Gear Solid, Helldivers 2 and Dawn of War atm

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i've been going between darktide, helldivers 2, witcher 3 and halo odst for the last couple of days

[nocturne flicker]

mgs 3 remake dropped, you play it?

[somber stream]

Yeah

It's pretty good, actually

[nocturne flicker]

i'm considering getting it. worthwhile?

[somber stream]

They stick to the OG, just improved graphics and add new vocie lines

Worth if you're a fan of the series

Actually even if you're not, still worth

[nocturne flicker]

very good! i might still wait for a sale. but defo getting it

[somber stream]

[ocean widget]

Yeah witcher 3 is a game that defo needs breaks once in a while
First time i played through i was bored when I got to skellige
Doesn't exactly help i thought areas would get cut off so I did literally every single question mark

[nocturne flicker]

and no one hears a wooooord they say

[nocturne flicker]

i am in love with toussaint

still 9 years later

[somber stream]

Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? :

[ocean widget]

Still fuckin annoyed they put gwent cards in witcher 3 to advertise a dead game

[nocturne flicker]

i'm actually really excited for dawnwalker. have you heard of it? bunch of old cyberpunk and witcher 3 (particularly blood and wine) devs formed their own game dev studio thing and they're making that dawnwalker game

[ocean widget]

Well a gwent card
You play the gwent mobile game before December 2023? And you get a roach card which NPCs can get but you can't get without mods
Plus the fact NPCs can use the stronger Gerald and ciri cards but you cant if you didn't unlock roach

[ocean widget]

Ah shit ill have to check it out

[ocean widget]

Also doesnt help that the gwent mobile game is abysmal

Never let balance changes be designed by the players

The balance council is fucking horrific

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin lemme in

[nocturne flicker]

not a woooord they say, but a voiceless crowd isn't backing down. when the aiiiir turns red

[somber stream]

The most metal gear song to have never been in a metal gear game

[nocturne flicker]

it's basically a game about europe during the plague, but vampires use it to take over humanity and reshape human society to be a sort of subserviant almost cattle but under vampire protection

[nocturne flicker]

the protag is a dude with silver poisoning who a higher vampire tried to turn, but the transformation was confused by the silver so he's human during day and vampire at night

[ocean widget]

Ah yeah the blood of dawnwalker
Just found it

Looks sick

[nocturne flicker]

there's like cathedrals where humans hold "blood masses" where they donate blood to vampire lords

[nocturne flicker]

yeah, it looks awesome

[nocturne flicker]

another cool detail is that to turn you vampires need to do a ritual

they can't just bite you and you turn

vampires in this universe have fangs that grow indefinitely, so they pull them out and insert them into the human's heart to turn them. so basically only OLD vampires can turn people

[ocean widget]

Get poisoned
Become a god

That's a theme for cd projekt games

[nocturne flicker]

mmm i love witcher toxic potions

[ocean widget]

Witcher series
The trials
Cyberpunk
The relic
Dawnwalker
The silver

What the fuck is with protagonists and getting poisoned

[somber stream]

A cloud issue nuked my save for Witcher

I still haven't finished the game after all these years

[nocturne flicker]

that's why the gaslighting campaign worked. it was legitimately something kojima would use in a game, he just didn't

[somber stream]

Very in character for the brand imo

[ocean widget]

Now im just imagining a BB gun but redesigned to shoot fangs because fuck them if they shove it not enough or in the wrong place

[nocturne flicker]

i love haemomancy :3

[ocean widget]

Oh shit if you've got that one fuckin reversed organ condition you're screwed

Like when your organs are flipped

[nocturne flicker]

You didn't hear it, but I just made the "...Owww." sound that Shrek makes when the arrow gets pulled out of his butt cheek

[ocean widget]

That is still a better way of becoming a vampire than just biting them ngl

Fuck now I've just got a fallout syringer with a scope made to fire fangs in my head

[elder merlin]

We arent farming super credits

I got kicked from a mission that i did 80% of the work in for the main objective

And then successfully extracted when i got kicked and they didnt, cause my friend was still in there

[ocean widget]

What is this?
Payday 2?

[elder merlin]

They were fuckin bri'ish too

[ocean widget]

No lamia
It was not me

[elder merlin]

Helldivers 2 lol

[ocean widget]

No i know

That shit gets pulled a lot in pd2

[nocturne flicker]

self-explanatory (pls no ban)

[ocean widget]

As a brit

I will stab you

[thick coyote]

Far Cry 2

[gilded socket]

I NEED YOU FOR A BUNKER DOOR RN

[thick coyote]

[nocturne flicker]

BETA RAZORMIND SOUNDS BETTER THAN RELEASE RAZORMIND RAHHHH

[nocturne flicker]

i cannot express how sad i was when i tried to warp pack into the bunker and it didn't work. literally unplayable

[ocean widget]

Oh i couldn't give a shit
I replaced every music track with flames of love and then got annoyed when I cant get it out of my head

[thick coyote]

Bro thought he could warp

[ocean widget]

Still cant get it out ngl

[ocean widget]

You can
Just gotta be in the right position last I checked

[elder merlin]

[nocturne flicker]

(uncontrollable wailing)

[nocturne bloom]

Im sorry you had to go through that

[nocturne flicker]

i will reinstall if this is true

[ocean widget]

I didn't mean cant get it out as in slipped and fell on a bottle damnit

[ocean widget]

There's probably a couple vids on youtube

[ocean widget]

Cunt

[nocturne bloom]

Some doors you need to dive and warp at the same time

[nocturne flicker]

this might be peak

[nocturne bloom]

Others you just walk near and warp in

In mega cities, you can also warp into the sky scrapers, not supposed to be able to since there's nothing in them, but its a safe spot mostly

[nocturne flicker]

i love the warp pack so much. i use it to kill enemy trash clusters by rinda karnak charging through them, goading chargers/bile titans and dodging impaler tentacles

and that's just for bugs

i'm very bug-minded atm since all the orders for ages have been bugs bugs bugs and will continue to be so for this new update

[nocturne bloom]

I like doing that too but I noticed medium sized bugs will just kill you too if you warp into them

[nocturne flicker]

it's okay. i habs blitzer

i go chk-chk ZAP

[nocturne bloom]

No I mean you die from warping into them

They dont kill you

[nocturne flicker]

i know. but i just use blitzer to clear 'em out while i kill trash. mixed hordes become an issue

[nocturne bloom]

Ah

Its just annoying when you warp while looking behind you and randomly die

[nocturne flicker]

blitzer falls off really hard when enemy corpses start to pile up and mess up its arc

but it's good at what it does and has infinite ammo so i can't complain too much

[somber stream]

You can reliably warp inside bunker while diving when standing right next to the door

But be careful on the way out

You might warp into a explosive barrel and fucking die

[nocturne flicker]

i'll try that out

[nocturne flicker]

i warped into one of those gas emitter things once. easiest oneshot on a helldiver ever

and yes warp packs will cause those to catch fire

[nocturne bloom]

I warped into a new guys tesla tower

[somber stream]

[jaunty path]

Darktide with music makes me go auto pilot I can't lie

[nocturne flicker]

tesla tower's so good when i'm not the one dying to how unpredictable its arcs are 😤

[somber stream]

I dread teslas so much

[nocturne bloom]

Scariest shit in HD2 is turning a corner and getting zapped instantly by a level 10s free tesla tower they put on some sharp turn

[stable fox]

Tesla and first classic sentry are good duo

[nocturne flicker]

tesla towers can't really get ya if you're prone tho

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

You need to see it though

[nocturne flicker]

but yk you're not always prone and you can be ambushed

[nocturne bloom]

When people hide it that craps heart attack inducing

[nocturne flicker]

i mean my helldiver sometimes just have heart attacks

they just "hnngh- AGH!" and die like an oblivion npc who you fed a poisoned apple

it's funny but uh... limited reinforcements and lots of noobs going around. gets annoying

[elder merlin]

Why are you credit farming on difficulty 3 and the mo planet? @gilded socket

You are the definition of a spud diver

[gilded socket]

Picked the wrong planet

Said fuck it snd got like 50 super creds

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf hellmire can be pretty flat sometimes

[nocturne flicker]

does anyone here use the scythe las?

if so, is the expanded battery pack worth it or do i just go back to sickle?

[nocturne flicker]

i like the way scythe looks more than sickle personally.

[nocturne bloom]

I wanna use the knight smg without feeling worthless

[gilded socket]

Mlem

[nocturne flicker]

i used it on release but it was pretty whatever

[nocturne bloom]

How to use all your ammo in under a minute:

Its cool on squids tho

Then I remember the breaker incin exists

[nocturne flicker]

been thinking of trying out an arbitrator build on squids. halt shotgun, shield and shock baton.

using the judge dredd helmet from super store and one of the cop armours

[rocky moat]

silliness

[nocturne flicker]

yes

[ocean widget]

Staple a piece of paper to your face and use a flamethrower and you get to be a zealot

[nocturne flicker]

or maybe shield and revolver

that might be better

[nocturne flicker]

i used the primary flamethrower a while back

[nocturne bloom]

After today the quasar became my go to tbh

I had 0 stims for about 20 minutes and killed like 5 bile titans and 3 impalers with it

Even if i miss a titans head the senator revolver will 1 shot them after

[gilded socket]

Solo sc farming with HEALTH in the background hits different

[orchid lynx]

Good weapon on all 3 fronts tbh

[nocturne bloom]

Past like 2 weeks ive ran, Breaker Incin, Senator, Thermite, Warp Pack, Quasar, Laser Sentry and either 500KG or FRV

[orchid lynx]

Based kit

[nocturne bloom]

9/10 I dont die in a mission

Just my perfect setup

(FRV to pick team up and bring to extract)

[orchid lynx]

I do senator on bots and the energy revolver on bugs

[nocturne bloom]

Senator to finish off 1 shot titans

Its satisfying

[orchid lynx]

With emote right?

The gunslinger one

[nocturne bloom]

Ill be real, ive never bought emotes

Too busy killing

[orchid lynx]

Makes sense

[somber stream]

The maniac laugh is a must buy for me

The pictures ive got out of it was worth it

[nocturne bloom]

That one i will buy when it comes back

If they can stop giving us the same sets every week

They are all mad ugly too

[orchid lynx]

Is it a supershop thing?

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[somber stream]

Yes

Wait hang on i think

[nocturne bloom]

It is

[somber stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375133815621816502/1411336070401888256/553850_20250830195832_1.png?ex=68b79464&is=68b642e4&hm=ad65b3901e8f0e885f397e8bf3bef214addb5e3c0bd423418a405e75ad1c0a3c
Here we go

[nocturne bloom]

For control group rotation

Tbf it should've been in the warbond instead of the ear cover one

[somber stream]

Then nobody will buy the ear cover

[nocturne bloom]

Exactly

[orchid lynx]

I wonder if the kick emote is buffed by meele armors

Ill test it

[nocturne bloom]

Id imagine it is

[orchid lynx]

Bug stomping here i go

Kick biletitan to the head with hoverpack

@somber stream u up for some dives today?

[little marten]

The tunnels

Some Xbox friends got Helldivers last night and I made the mistake of dropping us into diff 7 hellmire for their first ever dive thinking it would be easy

[orchid lynx]

Sound great i would do 10 tho

What? More pain = faster learning

[little marten]

New recruits don’t have any medium / heavy pen haha

They were getting chased by a bile Titan for a good 10 mins

[orchid lynx]

Use hellpods as ammo get creative

Thay are helldivers now

Helldivers die thats what thay do

For democracy

[jaunty path]

Cannonfodder

[elder merlin]

Where is the Tali lover guy

Just found a new one for him

[stable fox]

One thing i can appreciate helldivers 2 is that it doesn't buff enemies health with each increased difficulty but just makes more swarm and adds bigger enemies

[elder merlin]

@stuck phoenix

No

What was his name

Something with a C, wasnt it?

[stable fox]

I don't like to deal with trash mobs that can handle one swing on the head even if their head has no protection whatsoever

I'm looking at you Darktide

I still love you Darktide

[somber stream]

But of course, i even took a day off

[orchid lynx]

Ill be on in like 6-7h

At work rn

[stable fox]

Also i have yet to reach 10th difficulty I'm on 9th

[somber stream]

Lovely, have a productive day at work Zek, be seeing you then

[somber stream]

This is the way

[orchid lynx]

My fav thing in the game is surviving with all limbs broken only coz my armor passive is epic and can take 500t to the head

[stable fox]

"SWEET LIBERTY, MY WHOLE BODY!"

[orchid lynx]

Yesterday i got impaled by a mortar shell

Nothing a stim cnat fix

[stable fox]

I cheesed out one achievement about getting all limbs broken with that one passive perk

I just lay down where the drop pod should have landed

[orchid lynx]

I can brake your legs dont worry

[stable fox]

Zek, focus on Heretics

They deserved leg breaking

[somber stream]

DEMOCRACY PROTECTS

[orchid lynx]

Nah thay deserve much worst

[frank herald]

kinda mad i cant laught hard or ill get a hernea

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

I hope that was a joke

If not, my condolences

[orchid lynx]

Lets say my ogryns have it covered

[stable fox]

"if there's a bully - it's an Ogryn job to deal with"

"SAH! I GOT IB... IBRO... PILLS TO KILL PAIN IN HEAD, SAH!"

[ocean widget]

tali or tau

if tali its corndog crusader @elder merlin

if tau idfk

if tau its emperors strongest tau kisser

[stable fox]

If tau it's- "DEATH TO THE XENO FILTH!"

💥

[orchid lynx]

You seem promissing Ill keep you in mind

[ripe tangle]

what is the difference between a brown egg and a white egg?

[stable fox]

What

Eggs are eggs

Priest

[delicate fox]

the imperium's most xenophobic guardsman going home to his tau/eldar wife

[stable fox]

I don't need xeno to have a good life

Loneliness is better

[ripe tangle]

this sounds like Heresy.

[orchid lynx]

Never ask a commissar a species of his gf

[ocean widget]

last i checked they were making their own chaos god
granted last time i checked was in a reddit comment section which i cant find so i've got no fucking idea if its true

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

checks out though

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

fuckin humans and power of belief making a tau chaos god

or smth

[ripe tangle]

if a Commissar is focusing on laying with Xenos, perhaps he’s the one in need of a Bolter Round entering his insolent heretical brain.

[ocean widget]

idfk i dont read warhammer books

[elder merlin]

@lament cave

[stable fox]

Paul if i had a nickel every time i see you ping everyone I'd be closer to be a rich guy

[ripe tangle]

Show me the Commissar who is fornicating with aliens, I wish to “speak” with him.

Readies Bolt Pistol.

[somber stream]

Idk, it's either SoB or Space elves for me

[stable fox]

Hold your horses Priest we have no commissars like these

[somber stream]

Tau are just fish

[ripe tangle]

but the rumours.

surely they’re based on something factual.

[stable fox]

rumours are just that - the rumours

[ripe tangle]

ARGH!

[stable fox]

What isn't the rumours is the God Emperor

[ripe tangle]

I’ll go back to praying for your souls…

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

I’ll be in the Chapel if you need me.

[ocean widget]

the greatest commissars according to people who also use fireballs in small rooms have the quickest route to retirements

[somber stream]

Cain?

[stable fox]

[elder merlin]

@stable fox

[ocean widget]

its friendly fire

or as the guard call it

an ork with a really good las sniper

[stable fox]

This is gonna cost you in abyss bar

[somber stream]

Ah jeez

Those crafty Orkz

[elder merlin]

Drg has no crossplay

[somber stream]

Somehow managed to land 5-6 las bolt on the back of our Commissar's head while he was leading the frontline

[stable fox]

I was making a joke you karking old

Old...

[ocean widget]

also while the orks were totally on another planet

yup

[stable fox]

Old man

I'm not having better funny insults

[ocean widget]

please just call him a twat

[stable fox]

Nay, too rude

Paul deserved funny insults

[ocean widget]

fuckin leaf lover

[stable fox]

Nay, he isn't into elfs

From my knowledge...

[ocean widget]

im calling you an elf ya knob

[stable fox]

And I'm calling you ligma balls

[vine boom]

[ripe tangle]

if a Commissar were to start Fortnite Dancing in front of his men, is this a reasonable excuse for a mutiny?

in this situation should we punish the mutineers or the obviously demented Commissar?

[ocean widget]

you spell karl with a c

[wintry fog]

aeldari harem?

[stable fox]

Nah, Just ignore it

[somber stream]

If i recall correctly, there is a story about an Orkz snipa managed to land a hit on one of the guard Captain, during orbit entry in a meteorite

[stable fox]

It's the least thing to worry about

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-shot-shots-fired-balazo-disparo-gif-12156521

[ocean widget]

do not fuck the elves

[somber stream]

Nah

Fuck the elves

[ripe tangle]

damnit Licht, you’re supposed to kill them, not fuck them!

[wintry fog]

step-xenos ftw

[somber stream]

What kind of fuck i'll leave to interpretation, i'm loyal like that

[stable fox]

Kark them with bolter

Then add chainsword

[tired steeple]

Tbf the front must be pretty boring when you aren’t being eaten by nids or ripped apart by orks

Or shooting rebels that actually have a very good reason to rebel

[somber stream]

Also fyi, through reliable but unconfirmed souce. A Dead Space crossover might be on the table for HD2 in near™ future

[tired steeple]

Oh hardcore

[ocean widget]

im gonna send mactera grabbers after you

[tired steeple]

I keep saying this but idk why they consider star wars too much

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-no-angry-steve-carell-michael-scott-gif-5606969

[tired steeple]

Clones really aren’t that out there

Maybe the aesthetic clashes too much?

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

you cant use the robots cus they'd be on cyborg sides

[round mica]

Morning folks

[ocean widget]

you cant use the clones because clones are shit

[stable fox]

Lel

[somber stream]

I don't want any of that Star Wars shit in my HD2

That's immersive breaking

[zenith glade]

clones would be awesome

[remote scroll]

I am thinking of buying darktide as I heard it has good graphics with great lighting and good coop. I have the following questions:

1. I didn't like vermintide, campaign wasn't as cohesive as space marine 2. Hows the campaign in darktide?
2. Does it have crossplay across Epic/steam/PS5/xbox
3. What version should I buy ? I dont care for cosmetics, but anything important like extra campaign mission/characters I want
4. I didn't like the graphics in vermintide 2 , but loved textures in space marine 2. how are the stuff here

[zenith glade]

signalis crossover.. i can dream..

[stable fox]

People who made star wars mode for HD2

[zenith glade]

there is no campaign in darktide, it does have crossplay, if u dont care for cosmetics just buy the standard + arbites dlc

[stable fox]

Well

It has a story tho

[remote scroll]

thnx

[somber stream]

FLKR skin for diver? Based.

[zenith glade]

"""Story"""

it has no story p much

compared to verm 2 it's non existent

[stable fox]

It tells something at least

But to each their own

[thick fog]

There is "story campgain" as to chronically order of the missions and tell a quick brief story of the war within atoma

[tired steeple]

I really don’t think clones are that far out

Or stormtroopers

[somber stream]

By this pace we'll only get 1 Crossover a year. But that's before AH expanded their operations. There is a co-dev stream on 11th this month between AH and DRG devs, we shall see

[tired steeple]

Stormtroopers would fit better. We are the villains

[thick fog]

Though there is no real campaign and the story is always moving within updates

[remote scroll]

I didn't like the graphics in vermintide 2 , but loved textures in space marine 2. how are the stuff here

[tired steeple]

Yeah darktide’s a gorgeous game

[thick fog]

Beautiful

[somber stream]

If we're gonna get one, it will be clones, since it's #1 Cosmetic mod in HD2 rn

[tired steeple]

Oh cool

Yeah dw I don’t want like

Lightsabers or whatever

[thick fog]

It is both the visuals and art direction that makes the game stand up great

[rocky radish]

I can’t really answer any of the questions, but I can tell you that Darktide is much more enjoyable than Vermintide. I’m still fairly new to anything W40K, so I have no idea what people here are saying, but the game is still very fun and my experiences with other players in game have all been positive

[thick fog]

Under the lower levels of the hive city, industrial look

[tired steeple]

I do think a new melee would be fun

Melee is more like a flavour thing

But I like them

[somber stream]

They need to rework melee tbh

Give us the ability to block or parry or something

[thick fog]

Btw you have to listen to the OST of the game, absolute banger

[tired steeple]

Although tbf no matter what I just very very rarely unequip the grenade pistol

That thing is too good

[little marten]

You reckon we’ll get any new toys today too?

[somber stream]

Nope

4th

[tired steeple]

Dust devils is almost out

[little marten]

Not premium warbond I mean

[tired steeple]

Maybe

[somber stream]

Though it has been a while since we got a new vehicle hmmmmm

[tired steeple]

Killzone did give a free stratagem

[thick fog]

Cosmetic wises, theres like two DLCs one for the base game and the other Arbites class
You already get plenty of free stuff to progress and earn by playing the base game, the other versions are just extra goodies

[tired steeple]

Idk if that’s cause of people disliking the crossover though

[wintry fog]

This is the feeling I get, but it's probably due to the fact that I vibe more with the gameplay.
Guns and melee being on the same level just feels more dynamic.

[little marten]

Deployable scanner would be cool for tunnel mapping

[tired steeple]

Wasp is still pretty insane too

[somber stream]

Oh right!

We get that new uhhh

Vehicle thing to extract oil

[little marten]

SEAF

[thick fog]

SEAL

[somber stream]

You can count on us flipping the truck day 1 into the operation

[little marten]

I’ll be honest I’d probably never use a seaf squad stratagem

[somber stream]

Yeah they're more liability than useful

Unless they're AT

[wintry fog]

I kinda feel like HD2 leans too much into satire.

[ocean widget]

Eurotruck simulator
Helldiver edition

[ocean widget]

They kinda have to

[little marten]

What is the dust devils armor passive?

[ocean widget]

If they dont people will take HD2 literally

And thats not gonna go well

[thick fog]

The playerbase already been doing since launch

[little marten]

I’m a pretty anti-establishment guy, but it’s probably time we started putting gamers in the oubliette 🤷‍♂️

[ocean widget]

Ok more people will take it literally

[thick fog]

Xbox players gonna fall for the bait

[orchid lynx]

Driving in my truck after a stim

[ocean widget]

Why not put them in the machine of eternal suffering from the hit book dont make the machine of eternal suffering

[wintry fog]

"You don't like capes?!"

No I fucking don't

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-gif-12192364903444220433

[stable fox]

Imagine if devs added option to remove cape

People would be furious

[little marten]

The machine of eternal suffering from the hit book machine of eternal suffering (available now) sounds like a great idea!

[tired steeple]

You know something funny about seaf

I genuinely see them performing really well on their own

But bringing them just isn’t worth it

“Genuinely” is a bit too much of a word

Actually fits better

[stable fox]

Because of halo ce marines moment
They can randomly toss a nade and kill you

[tired steeple]

Like they can hold a line and kill enemies with little issue but they aren’t worth bringing though lol

[somber stream]

I should get a pet Raven

[tired steeple]

I’ve seen them take out teams of overseers and voteless

[stable fox]

Also i figured that you can actually commnad seaf

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[orchid lynx]

Throw it back

[ocean widget]

Shoot them with the stim pistol :)

[tired steeple]

I accidentally kill a lot of seaf

[stable fox]

I know stims doesn't work on seaf

[tired steeple]

And just say “ah well they died for managed democracy”

[stable fox]

Fun fact: killing intentionally seaf gets you traitor mark

[tired steeple]

If you’re standing in an eagle’s area and there’s bugs near you and you’re not a player I’m calling it in

Yeah

I try not to shoot them

But if they’re close to an eagle I still throw it

[stable fox]

The friendly fire with sentries or orbital strikes doesn't count it seems

[tired steeple]

Just like the real army

[ocean widget]

Shouldn't be classed as intentional if u use the stim pistol ngl

[ocean widget]

Probably because it's accidental

[stable fox]

Tbf the friendly ai doesn't know how to prone or crouch

[tired steeple]

I shot at a bug hole with a grenade pistol and hit my teammate and I like to imagine my helldiver doesn’t sleep at night anymore

[ocean widget]

I mean they dont sleep anyway

[tired steeple]

Well, they don’t sleep at all. Think I died to an orbital napalm barrage shortly after

That too

Forgot about the cryo pods

[ocean widget]

Exit cryopod
Enter drop pod
Win
Go back up
Enter cryopod

[gilded socket]

Sleep?

Heh

Never heard of her

[orchid lynx]

Same bestie havent sleeped since

Um

Yeah

[ripe tangle]

what is sleep?

[stable fox]

[orchid lynx]

My blood is recaf

[somber stream]

Sleep is just death being shy

[nocturne flicker]

i love brainless arbitrators in auric so much

... why'd that reply to an earlier thing i said

[somber stream]

Uhhhh

Squid shrug off shotguns pretty much

[orchid lynx]

Thats why i use saber

[nocturne flicker]

ahh a right shame. i've been sticking to ballistics and plasma for overseers bc lasers don't have the oomph to stagger them when i need to

[somber stream]

It takes 2 business day to take down a squid with the saber

[nocturne flicker]

heck even the stun AR struggles to stagger overseers. the flying ones are real mean

[orchid lynx]

Not if ur built like me

[nocturne flicker]

they kinda bullet sponge and they have torrents of plasma. torrent attacks REALLY mess us up

getting hit by a laser? not too big a deal. but then that same laser comes at you in massive bursts. goes oof

might just be bc i use light armour tho

[tired steeple]

Hopefully squids get a nerf or change

What I hope is like

Make fleshmobs rarer

Give overseers less health

Make them more numerous

Keep fleshmobs and the big war of the worlds looking robots the same

[old gull]

Just wanted to verify something. Does blocking cause stagger to the enemy?

[tired steeple]

Depends on the enemy

But mostly yeah

Very few aren’t staggered by it

[rare pulsar]

Yeah use medium atleast.

Or headshots really really hurt you.

Light armor is for bugs

[nocturne flicker]

I think once there's more enemies, they'll be able to distribute illuminate enemies in a better way

[gilded socket]

I finally farmed enough sc

[nocturne flicker]

But speed, Caius!!!

S p e e d .

[rare pulsar]

Bullets run faster 😂

[nocturne flicker]

F*ck the bullets I just want to be able to get around faster 😭

[somber stream]

Medium is best, perfectly balanced. Like all things should be

[rare pulsar]

Its not that bad with medium honestly

[nocturne flicker]

And no I'm not using a stratagem slot on a car I'll just let my friends do that

[nocturne flicker]

I tend to use the heavier light armours. Between light and medium

They're fast, but you won't get game-ended by a hunter

[gilded socket]

I forgot what warbond i was gonna buy

Fuck

[rare pulsar]

I used to only run witb light armor too but the extra armor on medium really helps stay alive when the enemys shoot back.

[tacit geode]

The science one?

[gilded socket]

Meh it was probably servants of freedom

[tacit geode]

The... new one?

[rare pulsar]

Get democratic detonation trust me.

At nades!

[nocturne flicker]

I usually just slink around between cover. Warp pack lets me do some cool sh*t

[gilded socket]

Already have it

Have had it since i dropped in

[rare pulsar]

Hmm doesnt really matter then i think

[nocturne flicker]

Thermites are great

Idk if Frags are any good still or if HEs are still just superior

[rare pulsar]

I use frags on bots and illuminate

[nocturne flicker]

Frags imo should have the same fuse as HEs, not shorter

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin bought servants warbond

[rare pulsar]

I also liked the impact grenades on bots.