general-chat

[nocturne bloom]

And was originally why I wanted nothing to do with it

[orchid skiff]

I... am not interested in sm3

maybe I would be if they focused on SM2

but it's pretty clear this is half a game

just something to take pretty pictures with

[nocturne bloom]

Thats pretty much the general consensus

Makes no sense why they jumped ship so fast but the obvious answer is the money

Oh well

[split ruin]

is SM1 better?

[orchid skiff]

nah I hear in SM1 you can get your executions cancelled, lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Considering the amount of anticipation sm2 had, id say 1 was likely more popular tbh

[gilded socket]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Unfortunately 2 is the new thing so im sure 1 has a lot less players

[gilded socket]

Both objectively suck

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[gilded socket]

You’re interrupting the Esex

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

Erp? In my christian darktide server?

[nocturne bloom]

Esex? The ship?

[elder merlin]

Book 'em @misty trench

[sleek harness]

10 minutes waiting left to open Darktide

[split ruin]

not really interested in online play tbh, I just want a good singleplayer experience and combat system

[sleek harness]

Also WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAXINE

[elder merlin]

A lurker? Who let you in here?

[split ruin]

I've literally been in VCs like the past couple of days

[nocturne bloom]

Cant speak for anything warhammer related then sorry

[opal wyvern]

Everything feels faster with veteran

[sleek harness]

Vermintide 2

No Darktide offline mode

[orchid skiff]

you are my antithesis

i hate single players i need humans

but yeah vermintide 2

[split ruin]

I do have vermintide 2 in my library, I just havent played it since its not 40k

[sleek harness]

Idea stealer

[nocturne bloom]

Just so you know Rewdy

I drove into that hellbomb on purpose

[sleek harness]

Imagine Kruber

As soldier

From

[sleek harness]

40k Warhammer

[elder merlin]

A likely story

Let me see your papers

[split ruin]

🧻

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Paul

[elder merlin]

Yeah?

[sleek harness]

Got a not surprise for you

[misty trench]

me during the apocalypse with 2 billion rolls of paper and no food

[elder merlin]

No xbox series x tomorrow?

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow is my birthday

[orchid skiff]

when helldivers update ?

[elder merlin]

I mean, that is kind of a actual surprise

[orchid skiff]

how many hours

[sleek harness]

Right when Helldivers 2 will add the DRG update

Coincidence?

[split ruin]

like dont get me wrong I love multiplayer games too, coop shooters are great. I guess Ive just been wanting to play as a space marine and boltgun didnt really scratch that itch lmao

[elder merlin]

Lol, i wish we got a actual collab with drg on helldivers 2, i need the dwarven lord helmet

[nocturne bloom]

HD2 XCOM update??

[ocean widget]

No

[elder merlin]

Also happy early birthday, @sleek harness

[ocean widget]

You dont want to miss every shot

[split ruin]

mfw they add a new planet in hd2 called Atoma Prime

[sleek harness]

Thank you Old Man

[orchid skiff]

helldivers 2 with space marine mod is the best we've got

[ocean widget]

Literally every fucking shot you will miss in HD2 if theres an xcom crossover

[misty trench]

99% chance to hit (you will miss 3 times)

[elder merlin]

Ping everyone to tell them to wish the @sleek harness a happy birthday, @misty trench

Abuse your power

Just this once

[sleek harness]

Don't

[ocean widget]

Nah max is shown to be 95
The actual chance is 6%

[split ruin]

happy birthday skaven :)!

[misty trench]

I cannot do this

[ocean widget]

There's a reason why there's such a big difference between xcom% and vats%

[sleek harness]

Thanks

[elder merlin]

Yo @fiery wave, get over here and wish the Raki a happy birthday

[misty trench]

also wtf skaven shares a bday week with me

[sleek harness]

Thank you Susie from Deltarune

[elder merlin]

Damn

[sleek harness]

Oh wait

[ocean widget]

Its your birthday this week?

[misty trench]

nah on the weekend it was

[ocean widget]

Fuck

[gilded socket]

More often than you think

[sleek harness]

September sucks

[misty trench]

I'm right at the end of august

so I will agree, september sucks, people expect me to be productive again

[sleek harness]

Also Paul

Darktide opened

[ocean widget]

Damn ur parents fucked on christmas

[ocean widget]

Awful

[sleek harness]

I don't think he was instantly born, pal

[misty trench]

meanwhile my grandfather's bday is actually december 25th

[ocean widget]

Yeah no shit
That's why I said Christmas and not yesterday

[gilded socket]

Woof

[misty trench]

also I was 2 months premature so not on christmas

[ocean widget]

Dude must've been passed when he found out he gets only one set of gifts

[misty trench]

well he doesn't celebrate christmas so he does infact only get one set

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[sleek harness]

Lost the chance to get presents on 1 week of life

[gilded socket]

Am i finally goated?

[sleek harness]

No

[ocean widget]

You're not a goat so no

[misty trench]

goated with the sauce?

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin @stable fox Darktide

[gilded socket]

Guh…

[ocean widget]

I hate the fact i don't have embed perms so I can't post the lost in the sauce

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-floating-wait-i'm-goated-goated-silly-seal-gif-3273197347575631901

[gilded socket]

Waht it mean wehn you are really responsive to any sort of flirtation

[orchid skiff]

it means you're slutty

[elder merlin]

Easy

[ocean widget]

Responsive in which way

[elder merlin]

Just means you're easily wooed is all

[orchid skiff]

I didn't know you were french

[ocean widget]

Or it means you like punching people

[elder merlin]

You mean she likes baguettes?

Damn

[ocean widget]

There is more than one way to respond to being flirted with

[elder merlin]

Its over

[elder merlin]

Let us have our fun

[ocean widget]

No

Commit acts of violence now

[gilded socket]

Oh

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/atom-real-steel-movie-robot-fight-gif-13618149

[gilded socket]

J ma appelle

[sleek harness]

Moebian

Darktide

[gilded socket]

Nah

[nocturne bloom]

Neglected from a lack of affection

[gilded socket]

Oh

I mean yea

But damn

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/drakest-dugeon-slash-critical-gif-16553651

[nocturne bloom]

Takes being there to know

[orchid skiff]

just fix it

go to your parents and tell them "you need to love me"

works every time

[ocean widget]

Does he know

[nocturne bloom]

Last time I did that I got told to go fill tires with dirt

[ocean widget]

Surprised they didn't ask you to sand down your tires

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-kikuri-hiroi-hiroi-kikuri-anime-kiss-kiss-gif-18208231013385213989

[gilded socket]

See we wre like the same person

[orchid skiff]

which one do i report for being alt account

[nocturne bloom]

[nocturne bloom]

Yourself

[gilded socket]

Kill skavens

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin You died in just 8 seconds after I saved you

[sleek harness]

Moebian join us

[elder merlin]

The burster blew me off the side of the train

[gilded socket]

Id rather suck the slug out of a 12 gauge

[sleek harness]

Either play with me 2 times or just 1 time tomorrow

[gilded socket]

Pass

[sleek harness]

Okay

1 time tomorrow it is

@stable fox WAKE UP PLEASE

[gilded socket]

Pass

You go with your boyfriend

[sleek harness]

What boyfriend?

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

You should've trained to avoid them

[elder merlin]

Kill this guy, @misty trench

He is a punner

[gilded socket]

Punner

Rennup

Runnep

[misty trench]

there will be no pun-ishment for punsters

[gilded socket]

Pnunre

[gilded socket]

Punstin jt

Who up punnin they joke

[misty trench]

doing a lil word play

[gilded socket]

Word play in bed

[zealous viper]

does anyone know when the store will get new things in? im really gunning for the vox-caster backpack but i dont get paid until the 11th

[gilded socket]

Call me a riddler

[zealous viper]

on god for real so true

[gilded socket]

Thorsday

[zealous viper]

darn thank you

[gilded socket]

Suffer plebeian

[zealous viper]

im excited to see what comes in atleast

[gilded socket]

Dont expect anything good

[daring panther]

https://i.imgur.com/lrDMZWm.jpeg
total deaths: 41

[gilded socket]

Do it again

Flawless

Useless shartider cant flawless

[gilded socket]

Green

[misty trench]

100% recyclable

[gilded socket]

Green

[rocky moat]

purple

[rocky moat]

but why

[elder merlin]

I cant believe i survived that corridor lol

[sleek harness]

Good work Paul

Also gn thats all for today

Tomorrow is Helldivers 2

[inland mantle]

Tbf total deaths is almost always off if you have a zealot with until death alot of the time that procs it adds a death for some reason

[nocturne bloom]

Idk what to do tonight

[small sigil]

I’ve been waiting a year for kasrkin outfits

[zealous viper]

there must be alot of outfits!

[elder merlin]

Helldivers 2

[elder merlin]

[thick fog]

The Saul gayman

He has the rights you know

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

Projekiz do you have Helldivers 2?

If so how many hours and level

[gilded socket]

Let’s crucify

[nocturne bloom]

Hours idk, but im like 60ish

Ive only had a pc for a year

[sleek harness]

Noob

[nocturne bloom]

Rewdy is the noob

He doesnt even know how to drive the FRV

[sleek harness]

Maxine is the noob

[orchid skiff]

I take back everything good about ZZZ animations

[gilded socket]

Who?

[thick fog]

The game do be kinda zzzzzzz

Makes me eep

[orchid skiff]

Hard to take this shit seriously when the newest animation is feet fetish little girl

[gilded socket]

Dont tell @jaunty path

[thick fog]

Feet people are feasting

[jaunty path]

Hi what are you doing

Oh

ZZZ

I never played

What do you do in the game? Gamble?

[orchid skiff]

I don't know I don't play ZZZ

I just like the worldbuilding in animations

[jaunty path]

Gameplay looks good

[gilded socket]

ZZZ looks so lame

[elder merlin]

The fuck you mean "sadge" emote? Get on helldivers 2, poozer

[gilded socket]

Another gooner anime gacha game prolly

[elder merlin]

Nobody knows how to drive that piece of shit

[gilded socket]

I hwd aimal slaving for sc

[gilded socket]

J do

[elder merlin]

Do you smell burnt toast?

[nocturne bloom]

I mean i rarely flip it

Its called first gear

Apparently you guys have never driven a stick enough to learn the power of 1st and 2nd gear

[jaunty path]

You can change gears??

[nocturne bloom]

Take it out of drive

Its a video game, who cares about the transmission

[orchid skiff]

tf is a gears bro thinks he's luffy

sybau

[nocturne bloom]

Go back to paying for Uber REWDY

[jaunty path]

Lets peel off rewdys skin

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

[orchid skiff]

let's not

rewdy is very cute and nice

[nocturne bloom]

no

[jaunty path]

Lets set him on fire

[orchid skiff]

i'm already hot

[jaunty path]

fry him

[orchid skiff]

[nocturne bloom]

Lower him into an industrial oil fryer

[elder merlin]

[lethal solstice]

I haven’t even driven a manual and I know that you drive that piece of foil in 1st

[nocturne bloom]

1st is kinda like training wheels

2nd is better imo

[nocturne flicker]

catachan duelling glaive 🥵

[nocturne bloom]

People just gotta figure out that its front heavy

If you jump it, it'll nosedive

[lethal solstice]

They should just make the thing heavier

[nocturne bloom]

Or just make it so you can flip it back over

[jaunty path]

lamia

you play gacha games right

[nocturne bloom]

Depends

Mostly Nikke

[nocturne flicker]

early darktide crafting system ptsd

[jaunty path]

I was going to ask you that exactly

What do you tihnk about it as a game

Because I have contemplated playing

[nocturne bloom]

Honestly

[jaunty path]

How is it storywise

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a lot you can fuck up

HOWEVER

[jaunty path]

lol

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1409288786679959672/darktideFreaks.gif

[nocturne bloom]

Assuming you dont lock all your characters to the same level in the synchronization device, you'll be fine

Im level 300 ish and my characters are stuck at around 270

[jaunty path]

lol

[nocturne bloom]

There are level 150s with level 400 characters

As for the story

Tbh not really sure, I mostly paid attention to the character stories I liked

Which were pretty good

[jaunty path]

Is it true makima is in the game

or was that a fever dream

[orchid skiff]

HUH?

[nocturne bloom]

As far as pull rates go, they are usually pretty generous but ive noticed collaboration pulls feel harder

[orchid skiff]

oh right it's gacha

[jaunty path]

I do not intend on pulling

[rocky moat]

frv is so easy to drive smhsmh

[orchid skiff]

interest lost

[jaunty path]

I am not spending money on that shit

[nocturne bloom]

I dont think there are any male characters you can use so I mightve skipped it

The game nods to other games often tho

Doom etc

[jaunty path]

Not bad

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never spent a dime on it

You get a lot of pulls

[jaunty path]

How so

just playing?

[orchid skiff]

makima is a woman...

[jaunty path]

Yeah, scary right?

[nocturne bloom]

Each event thats added gives 20 pulls you can earn, friend points give 10 free pulls, gems are literally thrown at you

[orchid skiff]

uncultured swine... kowtow a hundred times and I might leave your corpse intact...

[nocturne bloom]

Pull tickets are really common rewards too

Cleaning the first challenge mission for events gives an extra pull

Pulling gives you 2 types of currency, 1 give a guaranteed max rarity character and the other will have a high chance

(First one let's you pick a specific current pull or spare body for one you have)

Its one of the more FTP generous ones

The company were the ones that hosted Destiny Child which ends up making sense with how it gives you so many free pulls with good rates

[gilded socket]

Hh

[nocturne bloom]

Give it a shot, its a nice game to alt tab to or have running while you work tbh

[gilded socket]

Ya idk if it’s noticeable but i have up on speling

[rocky moat]

i farmed too much sc and now ims truggling to have enough medals ot get what i need

it might be over for me

[nocturne bloom]

Been in the same boat a while

I find running extermination missions over and over on dif 10 the best way

9 medals every like 5ish min

[rocky moat]

makes sense

[gilded socket]

Doh

[nocturne bloom]

Did it last night with Licht for the halo shotty

Don't really like it over the breaker incin but its cool

[gilded socket]

Buss

[orchid skiff]

god halo warbond is so ass

the armor looks sick tho

but 1500 sc without even giving 300 back for cool looking armor, no ty

bruh

[rocky moat]

i like it

[nocturne bloom]

Everything in it is just a hyper specific use case tbh

[gilded socket]

Hamo AR is good

[orchid skiff]

nope

[nocturne bloom]

Every weapon definitely needs more mag capacity though

[orchid skiff]

it's adjudicator but worse

and can't customize it

[orchid skiff]

real

[nocturne bloom]

Ok HD2 elitist

The shotty only holding 6 is diabolical tho

[rocky moat]

the armor makes my life so easy

[nocturne bloom]

The AR is cool but you really feel the 32 cap on higher dives

[orchid skiff]

They probably can't change mag size if it's like that in Halo

[nocturne bloom]

I refuse to take off Siege Ready heavy armor

[rocky moat]

awedsome

[nocturne bloom]

Halo has 2 ar versions

One holds 60

[orchid skiff]

Are they fr rn

[nocturne bloom]

The og assault rifle yea

[elder merlin]

Im asking if you're having a stroke

[nocturne bloom]

The halo shotty holds 12 iirc

[lilac sapphire]

The gun is also cartoonishly large in halo

[orchid skiff]

Ok now arrowhead is just trolling

Ik they don't want to be p2w but this is ridiculous

So many things they could do

[nocturne bloom]

I cant speak for the Socom bc I never used it tho

Insta dropped it

[gilded socket]

Yh?

[nocturne bloom]

Ik the smg held 48 rounds

[rocky moat]

the SAW couldve been funny i think

[nocturne bloom]

Max capacity was 192 ish

[orchid skiff]

They buffed or reworked the previous collab right

[rocky moat]

probabl not good but funny

[orchid skiff]

Maybe they'll do something

[nocturne bloom]

They wanted to keep it to odst guns

Halo 4s saw was busted

[rocky moat]

i mean yeah

they did

also true

[nocturne bloom]

They could make the armor give you a small shield

Up the AR capacity to 42

Up shotty to at least 10

Lower socom dam up to med pen

[rocky moat]

i like the passive as it stands, even if it isnt to me particularly
ODST i suppose

[orchid skiff]

10 maybe a bit too high for round reload highest dmg no ? what about 8

[nocturne bloom]

Punisher:

10s fine

Its spread is really tight anyways

[gilded socket]

Woof

[nocturne bloom]

I do mean small

The current buffs arent bad but for the extra 500 they slapped on everything needs a little more oomf

Lore friendly anyways

For recon at least

[rocky moat]

yeagh thats fair

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

For reference

In halo 3 and odst

The assault rifle holds 32 rounds

You get over 12 mags

[rocky moat]

yeah lol

[nocturne bloom]

Takes 20ish rounds to kill ONE shielded enemy

And as powerful as the shotty is in hd2

Kinda feels like birdshot when it deflects off of a bugs face

6 capacity would be fine if it was med pen with lower damage

[orchid skiff]

dude calls me hd2 elitist but has same opinion as me and goes even further in his elaborations

[nocturne bloom]

Its stun is cool and all but id rather kill

[nocturne bloom]

Im talking about halo

[orchid skiff]

ye this is halo

[nocturne bloom]

Hd2 shit balancing is another subject

[orchid skiff]

[nocturne bloom]

Ok mr cant drive

Enjoy the hellbomb

[orchid skiff]

I never said I can't

Bet I'm better than you

[nocturne bloom]

Ive used it all day and the only time I wrecked it was when I drove you into a hellbomb

[orchid skiff]

1v1 me

[nocturne bloom]

Go 1v1 a green

[orchid skiff]

pussy

[nocturne bloom]

Better balanced

[gilded socket]

Sadge…

[nocturne bloom]

Whats wrong

[gilded socket]

People actually like feet

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

[gilded socket]

Lamia

Aimal

[orchid skiff]

why is that on your mind

[nocturne bloom]

My bad

[elder merlin]

Horse fucker spotted

[zenith glade]

General chat

Go 2 bed

[nocturne bloom]

You

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Lol you’re funny

Average time for them to go to bed is 2 AM

[rocky moat]

i wake up at 3 actually

[somber stream]

…bruh

[nocturne bloom]

I go to work at 4

[somber stream]

Is there like a reason or?

[gilded socket]

Missis

[orchid skiff]

did she send feet pics again

[nocturne bloom]

Bro

it

[zenith glade]

U r freaks

[nocturne bloom]

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

[ripe tangle]

I never understood people who liked feet

[zenith glade]

Every last one of u

[somber stream]

First time?

[ripe tangle]

They’re like hands but worse

wait, are there people into hands!?!

[orchid skiff]

check out zzz latest video

[ripe tangle]

is that a thing!?!

[nocturne bloom]

They are literally the exact same thing as hands

[somber stream]

Nah, they are arte

[nocturne bloom]

They are called the same thing biologically

[gilded socket]

No

[ripe tangle]

yaknow what I like?

[nocturne bloom]

Phalanges

[ripe tangle]

being devoted to the God Emperor, you should like that too.

what?

[gilded socket]

Nothing

[somber stream]

I mean that’s granted

[nocturne bloom]

He doesnt have snake women

[rocky moat]

not me im normal

[somber stream]

Are you

Art thou really?

[nocturne bloom]

Nobody is normal

Nobody is innocent

[ripe tangle]

I’m normal.

[somber stream]

I’m normal

[rocky moat]

yeah

im both normal and innocent

[ripe tangle]

I pray to the Emperor, I kill heretics, I despise Xenos.

in the Imperium this is normal.

[somber stream]

Actually i detected no sign of degeneracy from you so far Charlotte, checks out ✅

[rocky moat]

yay

[gilded socket]

Lucia also likes her students young

[nocturne bloom]

The worst of us hide the best

[zenith glade]

Droppin u all in a vat

[somber stream]

This, is true

[ripe tangle]

Age doesn’t matter when it comes to pupils… anyone can study the writings of scholars at any age.

[gilded socket]

Mhm mhm keep telling the arbitrator that

[somber stream]

5 hours

[ripe tangle]

why would I speak to an Arbitrator? Arbitrators have no Authority over the Inquisition nor do they have Authority over Agents of the Ecclisiarchy.

I’m not a Hiveworlder, though I’m willing to speak with them.

[somber stream]

Oi what’s wrong with being a Hiveworlder

[ripe tangle]

There’s nothing wrong with being from a Hive World.

[somber stream]

🫵 classist!

[ripe tangle]

I literally just said there isn’t anything wrong with it; how is that classist?

[jaunty plover]

F-! This Game!!!! I Just want to Play! But for Some God Damned reason I can't Play! for the past few days it's been connection issues! I thought today it's finaly fixed, NOPE!!! The game is still sh-ing the bed!!! I had 2 good runs on auric going but during the mid point to finile I kept gettign discconected!!!

[ripe tangle]

have you tried praying or singing hymns really loudly?

that always works for me.

[somber stream]

Wow Lucia, singing Hymns fixes your connection? You have gotta show me how

[orchid skiff]

It's ok to curse. Let it all out

[ripe tangle]

sure, I’ll teach you.

[somber stream]

While not sounding like a lunatic at that, too

[rocky moat]

it's easy

i should helldive

[somber stream]

Saving myself for later, been bug diving a wee too much lately. It’s slowly burning me out

[rocky moat]

ah thats' fair honestly

[somber stream]

Reminds me of a video

https://youtube.com/shorts/H6zswBOzxig?si=ybUwejZoq16YM2pA

[ripe tangle]

would you play a 40k game where you play as regular Guardsmen, not special or elite ones mind you but regular ass conscripts, and you have to fight Orks and Tyranids and Necrons and stuff?

[jaunty plover]

I Just want to mow down Heretics. But this fucking game won't work! I saw it isn't just me, but others as well, but it looks like it's more severe in Asian regions. No matter my server region it the same, lagging and disconnections. And it's not my internet, it's running fine, downloads and uplaods are fast.

[somber stream]

Pair me with 99 other dudes and i’lll face chaos gods themselves

[ripe tangle]

I’m asking Generally if anyone would want that?

[gilded socket]

Cope

[ripe tangle]

I’m thinking it would be similar to Helldivers except with more players and you die A LOT easier lmao

[rocky moat]

i think if the tone was right it could be fun

[jaunty plover]

Just a few more bucks then I'm getting Hell Divers 2

[gilded socket]

Cool

[somber stream]

Another one joins the cause

[jaunty plover]

How much is the ODST war bond

[tame hemlock]

how would that play out I wonder

[somber stream]

Welcome, soon to be Helldiver

[gilded socket]

A lot

[tame hemlock]

I mean, atp it would just be like duck hunt but with orks

cuz what else is a guardsman gonna do

[rocky moat]

in sc?

[ripe tangle]

100+ players against hordes of enemies, you literally just do Guard stuff

[gilded socket]

I dunno use their guns

[tame hemlock]

I think that'd just turn out boring

[jaunty plover]

In dollars for the credit packs

[tame hemlock]

maybe if it was PvP it'd be pretty interesting actually...

[ripe tangle]

That’s why you add more content

[somber stream]

Would honestly. But that sounds too fun and is unfortunately against GW’s policy

[ripe tangle]

maybe PVP could work too

[gilded socket]

You earn money in game

[ripe tangle]

imagine the Ork team vs the Guard team

[tame hemlock]

15 dollars

100 SC is 1 dollar for reference

[rocky moat]

a foxhole type 40k game could be really cool actually

[jaunty plover]

I heard. But I wanna skip a bit. So what are pack bubles range from

[ripe tangle]

a shame

[rocky moat]

like absurdly hard to pull off but cool

[round mica]

SOON BOYS

SOON

WE WILL TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE BUGS

[lilac crag]

update in 6 hours

[lilac crag]

the caves have eyes.

[round mica]

RAAAAAAAAH

[tame hemlock]

oh shit it's in only 6hrs? cool

[rocky moat]

wait hd2?

[orchid skiff]

that's something a feet enjoyer would say

[lilac crag]

yes

[round mica]

GONNA FUCKING DESTROY SOME BUGS

[lilac crag]

cave update

[rocky moat]

oh crap

[round mica]

RRASSAAHHHHHHH

[lilac crag]

its tuesday

lol

[rocky moat]

i didnt realize

[ripe tangle]

feet are just hands but worse

[round mica]

RAGE RAGE PROTEIN RAGE OIL RAGE

[arctic escarp]

noh I dont fint feet sexy bro 😭

[ripe tangle]

and hands are weird, you ever look at human hands?! fuckin monkey paws.

[rocky moat]

hands are cool

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-my-eyes-on-you-watching-you-signal-point-stalk-gif-5960200

[arctic escarp]

like have you seen the kinds of places you fit your feet into

[somber stream]

WE ARE GREEN, AND VERY, VERY MEAN

[lilac crag]

today at 12pm........... the caves will open

[rocky moat]

shoes

[round mica]

dude i have these 3 veins that run near my middle knuckle

[arctic escarp]

dirty socks..

[round mica]

and when i smack my hand off shit i wanna cry

[ripe tangle]

I mostly put socks and shoes over mine 😐

[round mica]

[ripe tangle]

brb work beckons

[somber stream]

Have a productive day at work Lucia

[round mica]

hitting any vein or pinching one is a reason for death

[somber stream]

Also feet are great

[round mica]

ok licht

[somber stream]

Again, good art inspo

[arctic escarp]

oh you like feet dont you

[somber stream]

Yes

[round mica]

well atleast he’s honest

[somber stream]

I’m not taking Krunt with me later

[arctic escarp]

i personally recoil when I see the feet being the focus of an art 😭

[somber stream]

Mf insist on bringing a hellbomb inside a cave

[somber stream]

It’s actually harder to capture the soul of the feet, than the hand when drawing

So i appreciate those a lot

[orchid skiff]

Lmaoo it does make it hard to focus on anything else

[arctic escarp]

its the face or hands for me

[misty trench]

feet don't have souls ok

[somber stream]

Speak for yourself Aussie

[round mica]

i feel like a good loadout is gonna be supply pack, or scythe

and a mech

[misty trench]

oh yeah then how come when we pray we put our hands together and not our feet? riddle me that one

[somber stream]

M90A, gas grenade, Supply pack. Im ready

[round mica]

i’m kinda sad the warbond isn’t dropping until the 4th tho

[somber stream]

Because it’s easier for the normies to do that, see? Help spreading the religion easier

[orchid skiff]

OH SHIT

[misty trench]

low flexibility folks smh my head

[round mica]

did you get pocket sanded

[orchid skiff]

I got so excited I thought it was all today

[somber stream]

The advanced experience is “The full Lotus” or Padmasana, you sit without letting the feet on the thigh while having your legs crossed for hours on end

[gilded socket]

You piece of shit

[nocturne bloom]

never know, they could drop it tmr just to mess with us lol

[round mica]

doubt

but it is a little a strange to drop a major update with no warbond at the same time

[lilac crag]

that would disrupt their whole habit of releasing an update and a wb two days after

they've done that before

thanks, auto.

[somber stream]

Warbond used to drop every thursday

Maybe this is them going back to the usual routine

[round mica]

they were not dropping weekly warbonds you goober

[lilac crag]

the odst warbond is around 15$

[gilded socket]

@nocturne bloom sc farm?

[somber stream]

It used to be every Thursday on the 2nd week of the month

[lilac crag]

yea this

[round mica]

see that’s more accurate

[lilac crag]

[round mica]

i remember when they dropped borderline justice

my fav warbond

[somber stream]

The Deadeye is still one of the most satisfying gun to use

[lilac crag]

there was only 1 warbknd I was super excited to get when it got announced, that being Viper commandos

[round mica]

the Ned Kelly inspired armor set

my beloved

[somber stream]

no cowboy hat

[nocturne bloom]

im farmed out

used up

washed

[round mica]

also incredibly good too

it’s a sleeper pick

specially against bots

[somber stream]

Diving later? I have day off today

[round mica]

you know it

[somber stream]

[round mica]

my fridays are monday’s

[gilded socket]

Aughhhh i need 440

@elder merlin need sc, farm

[round mica]

i have great routes that can get you 800 sc an hour if you want help later

[gilded socket]

Need now

[round mica]

😔

why now

what are you wanting so desperately

[lilac crag]

prob before the update

dude I tried

getting out of bed

and my vision got like a natural 1

fucking hell I'm not awake

[gilded socket]

Need better gear against squids

All i got goes good against bugs

Want to branch out

[elder merlin]

Who are you?

[round mica]

imo, the best overall set is the blue and white with red set, forget what it’s called

has a white and red helmet

it’s got the best overall stats

and has great passives

[gilded socket]

Is me ppoal

[round mica]

reload speed and explosive resistance by 50%

[lilac crag]

reload speed and er?

are you thinking fortified?

enforcer?

[somber stream]

Master of ceremony

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

But no exp res i think

[lilac crag]

that doesn't give you ER or is blue white and red

enforcer fits the bill

[round mica]

bout to log on and check

[gilded socket]

Ok

[round mica]

oh shit it’s recoil reduction and explosive resistance

[lilac crag]

yea lol

[round mica]

still good as fuck tho

[gilded socket]

Wich warbond is tha

[round mica]

not a warbond

[lilac crag]

it's superstore

enforcer

[round mica]

page 10

and if you want something super fast with the same protection as medium armor, my personal fav is light gunner

i’ve been running that set for longer than i can remember

that’s page 12

[orchid skiff]

arbites armor looks great

[gilded socket]

I feel like im sped

[orchid skiff]

dredd armor

[round mica]

?

[gilded socket]

Guh nvm

Srill need sc

[lilac crag]

I heart light gunner

[round mica]

it’s a goated set

[gilded socket]

I want urban legends

[round mica]

i pair it with the jaguar helmet and my creek cape

drip 10000000%

[gilded socket]

Creek wasnt even worst battle

[round mica]

it was pretty annoying, but it was also the most memorable and cinematic

it’s kinda what really sold helldivers 2 imo

[lilac crag]

back when the bots had both aimbot wallhacks and one shots

and our gear was nothing good lol

[round mica]

constant rag dolls and insta deaths

[lilac crag]

you kiddos have it good today with the bots

[round mica]

also during the time of the creek, there was no spawn limits like game has now

so you could get literally 20 fucking hulks chasing you down

[lilac crag]

but it was fun

[round mica]

very

[gilded socket]

Want servents too

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

I need to just sc farm tmr

[flint mauve]

is helldivers 2 easy now

I have never played

[round mica]

i’ll be glad to help you

just lmk when you’re on

[gilded socket]

PLEASE

[lilac crag]

it's alot more casual than it's ever been

[gilded socket]

Im on now

[round mica]

yes but i am also greatly tired

[gilded socket]

No worriee

[round mica]

we had a massive diesel fire at work today

[tired steeple]

Highly encourage sc farm btw I got borderline justice 2 days after I got control group

Just from farming

[lilac crag]

I helped Charlotte get like 3-4 warbonds in one sitting

hehehehe

[round mica]

that’s a lot of grinding

[lilac crag]

took us around a couple hours tbf

[round mica]

was she also buying the 100 sc from the pages

bc i feel that would’ve helped a lot

[lilac crag]

I'm pretty sure she did that when she had the medals for it

[round mica]

borderline justice my beloved

[lilac crag]

medal grinding for recruits is kind of hell i can't lie

[round mica]

i feel bad for the new players who have to go through the samples grind

but, we all had to go through it too

[ocean widget]

Why was diesel fired

[round mica]

because of stupid people

[ocean widget]

Damn

[tired steeple]

How will diesel get a job now

[round mica]

and by people, a kid who doesn’t know what he’s doing and only has the job bc his daddy has ties with the DOT

[ocean widget]

[ocean widget]

That'd explain how it caught fire
Being tied to damage over time is bad

[round mica]

i hope your beans on toast falls off the plate and lands face first on the floor

[ocean widget]

Jokes on you toast never lands on the buttered side

Or is it always does

[gilded socket]

False

[ocean widget]

Dont know at this point

[round mica]

dude

you know what kills me

those videos where people are flipping shit in the pans

and the metal pan falls off the handle

how does this even happen

[gilded socket]

Blows up your penis with my mind

[ocean widget]

Wear over time causes the handle to degrade

[round mica]

[ocean widget]

The handle eventually degrades enough to where it just comes off

[round mica]

but wouldn’t a good quality pan have the handle attached to it so it never happens?

[ocean widget]

You think they'd buy good quality pans?

[round mica]

i’d hope so

[elder merlin]

Where you at? Who you playin with? @nocturne bloom

[round mica]

i mean it’s pan, you buy one and they should last you a long while

might aswell get a good set

[ocean widget]

[gilded socket]

Creaminbetweens

[round mica]

sounds like a cookie

[nocturne bloom]

3 randoms, went 20 min without any stims clearing every nest while they raised 1 flag

no deaths

[gilded socket]

Oreo knockoff

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Lamia

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Slave away and farm super creds with me

[elder merlin]

I'll join if we all chat

[nocturne bloom]

i learned the quasar can 1 tap bile titans tho

[elder merlin]

I aint farmin in silence

[elder merlin]

Yup

Just like the railgun used to

[nocturne bloom]

sad i had to learn with 4 on my ass but

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

i looked cool so

[gilded socket]

Lmaia super cred farmmm

[nocturne bloom]

i want to play normally

[gilded socket]

NO YOU ARE DOING FARM

[round mica]

can we take a minute to appreciate crab rave

[ocean widget]

Just send him games that violate the UKs online safety act until he accepts or he farms super credits

[gilded socket]

Xbox

No steam

No money

[ocean widget]

Use the post

Mugging lamia also works tbf

[gilded socket]

Waht pist?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-mail-mailbox-gif-11623462

[gilded socket]

Am i too young to not get that?

[rocky moat]

yeah

even now i have like

700 something sc

in my warbonds just waiting

[gilded socket]

I buy sc with the momey xbox gives you for playing

[ocean widget]

Its from the emails n shit

But I meant actual post

Like whatever the fuck royal mail is for america

The one that went postal

[jaunty path]

I farted

[round mica]

farded

[jaunty path]

Uh whats royal for

[round mica]

shidded

pisseded

[jaunty path]

Royal mail?

[ocean widget]

Not fuckin much I tell you what

[vocal dove]

royal fart

[elder merlin]

Clown

[jaunty path]

I need a fart servitor

[vocal dove]

yes"

[elder merlin]

Also what are we doin?

[vocal dove]

fartvitor

[round mica]

does it fart or just log all your farts

[elder merlin]

We chattin and farmin? @nocturne bloom @gilded socket

[vocal dove]

logs its own farts

[jaunty path]

It farts :)

And logs farts

[ocean widget]

Finding the nearest mental asylum

[jaunty path]

Gas schedule

[gilded socket]

Up to lamia

[vocal dove]

very important data

[round mica]

what happens it stops farting

[vocal dove]

death

[jaunty path]

Refill its tank

[round mica]

beans?

[vocal dove]

recycle the fartvitor

[jaunty path]

We feed it slop.

[round mica]

beans for the fartvitor

[jaunty path]

Furry girlfriend servitor

[round mica]

🫘

[vocal dove]

wait would fartvitors secretly be nurgle heretics

[ocean widget]

The fact i have to presume youre all reasonably competent adults pains me

[round mica]

[vocal dove]

35 so yes

[jaunty path]

I'm 20 years old do not worry

Somehow I'm 20.

[gilded socket]

20 and no job?

Its over

[jaunty path]

Yeah

Lmao

[ocean widget]

Unfortunately that doesnt establish the reasonably competent part

[round mica]

god forbid we talk about farts

get a grip buddy

[nocturne bloom]

do i HAVE to farm

[gilded socket]

Grip to fart

[vocal dove]

i mean true

[jaunty path]

Yeah we're grown adults we can huff what we want

[round mica]

smart fella or fart smella?

[jaunty path]

I'm more mature than my parents does that count

[gilded socket]

But isnt it a good team building experience

[ocean widget]

Are your parents by chance evangelical religious people

[nocturne bloom]

all people ask me to do is sc farm

[round mica]

this would make quite the dubious pumpkin pie

[gilded socket]

Rest up then

[jaunty path]

My mom is a spiritual nutjob who thinks unicorns are real and my Dad is a black supremacist.

[ocean widget]

Then no it does not count

[jaunty path]

FUCK

[round mica]

it’s always “ wanna sc farm” and never “ hey how’re you, wanna sc farm? “ 😔

[jaunty path]

But they're both insane- one being more crazy than the other

[nocturne bloom]

i play normally

[ocean widget]

Exactly

[rocky moat]

i never ask people to sc farm i simply do it solo

[gilded socket]

You also work early tmr

[round mica]

well look at you charlotte

[nocturne bloom]

3pm

[ocean widget]

If the bar is too low for a normal person to limbo under it is too low to count

[round mica]

aren’t you strong and INDEPENDENT

[jaunty path]

FUCK YOU MEAN DO IT SOLO? THAT TAKES FOREVER

[somber stream]

Acktually

[nocturne bloom]

faster tbh

[somber stream]

You can get 800 in 1h

[jaunty path]

Faster????

Solo?

[somber stream]

A lot easier these day

[gilded socket]

HOW? HOW!!!!

[somber stream]

Warp pack son

[rocky moat]

takes a bit

[ocean widget]

Also black supremacist?
This is literally the first time I've heard of this so im assuming youre nowhere near the UK

[rocky moat]

but it's fine

i'd rather solo than farm with randoms

[round mica]

if everyone is coordinated you can clear a map out in like 3 minutes lol

solo that ain’t happening

[rocky moat]

i cclear in 5 solo

[ocean widget]

Warp pack can glitch through walls

[somber stream]

So can the jump pack, apparently

[ocean widget]

Well duh

[somber stream]

But take more time and need stims

[ocean widget]

A jump is a slower teleport

[round mica]

and the mechs

[somber stream]

Yeah it's generally much easier to farm SC nowadays

[jaunty path]

Actually? How?

[ocean widget]

Glitches through walls

[round mica]

mobility tools

[somber stream]

Did you just miss every single text up there

Warp pack can teleport through bunkers

[ocean widget]

I mean maybe missus got the xcom collab early

[somber stream]

Meaning you don't need another person to open the door for you

More bunker = more SC

[ocean widget]

Nah but srsly @jaunty path what country are you in

[somber stream]

American, i think

[ocean widget]

I'm sorry American?

[somber stream]

American

[ocean widget]

What the fuck

[vocal dove]

north or south

[somber stream]

Wot? Not exactly rare around here

[rocky moat]

warp pack frv solos fr

[ocean widget]

Nah its not that

Its just they said their dad is a black supremacist and I literally have never heard that existing in the UK

[somber stream]

Whuh

[ocean widget]

I didn't assume they'd be in america given the state of the place

[ocean widget]

@somber stream

[nocturne bloom]

...

they are kinda like

everywhere

homie

[ocean widget]

Are they?
Bloody hell

[gilded socket]

Woof

[ocean widget]

Like given the state of the fuckin government you would've assumed otherwise i spose

Cus i certainly fuckin did

[somber stream]

Have you not seen the state of their media? Of course those exist

[nocturne bloom]

i really dont think you know the state of the government if thats what you think

but then again

not a topic for here

[gilded socket]

I am maxine, buy me supercredits

[ocean widget]

I mean it's full of racist morons but yeah not the place

[nocturne bloom]

why

[ocean widget]

Still a bloody surprise though

[gilded socket]

To kill betterer

[nocturne bloom]

quasar, breaker spray and pray with duckbill

ez

[gilded socket]

Kill squid

[somber stream]

#hd2-general-chat-4

[gilded socket]

I want to make genocide looks like a small time crime

[nocturne bloom]

500kg

[ocean widget]

Nah

Cluster

[nocturne bloom]

boof

🥱

[ocean widget]

I mean
Cluster bombs are a crime

[gilded socket]

I just need a good armor set and primary really

[ocean widget]

Quick n easy

[ocean widget]

Which ones got the bayonet

Use that one

[somber stream]

There are 2

Need more tbh

[nocturne bloom]

not gonna get you far on squids or bugs

[gilded socket]

Amendment?

[ocean widget]

Use whichever one was in hd1

[gilded socket]

Constitution?

[ocean widget]

Idfk

Just stab fuckers to death

https://tenor.com/view/united-kingdom-united-kingdom-flag-flag-waving-gif-26877309

[nocturne bloom]

dont listen to him

he cant own a .22

[somber stream]

Got a loisoince for that m8?

[ocean widget]

I dont need a 22 when I've got a knoife mate

[gilded socket]

I meed a rifle with good pen and good mag size

[ocean widget]

Use a bayonet

Good pen infinite ammo

[nocturne bloom]

cool, i can stick one on my gun

you cant

[ocean widget]

Why the fuck would you stick a 22 on your gun

[nocturne bloom]

ah yes

stick a 22 on your gun guys

[ocean widget]

Underbarrel 22

Replaces a pistol grip at least

[somber stream]

Fucking

[prisma cypress]

when i find 100 super creds

[somber stream]

Teamkillers