general-chat

[upbeat beacon]

UwU

[lilac crag]

lamia, are you getting on or not

[jaunty path]

Does Lamia even sleep

[ripe tangle]

would you like me to kill him?

[nocturne bloom]

No

[jaunty path]

No. Let him live in agony...

[nocturne bloom]

I pass out

Theres a difference

[jaunty path]

Lmao

[ripe tangle]

ah, may I torture him then?

[jaunty path]

Are you sure

If you want to. Go ahead

[ripe tangle]

I shall break his bones and tear his tendons.

[jaunty path]

Just know.

[nocturne bloom]

Yea yea, I can do a game before I gotta grill

[ripe tangle]

I will remove his fingernails one by one and praise the God Emperor for resolve!

[upper hare]

sup new here got the game about a week ago got veteran to lv 30 and just started on a zealot today

[lilac crag]

no need, I'll just take the night off.

[gilded socket]

Hello peeoples

Is me

[nocturne bloom]

I can make food whenever

[upbeat beacon]

0 0 such dedication

[jaunty path]

Hi Moebian

[nocturne bloom]

Friends are more important

[gilded socket]

Hello gay

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

food over games

[nocturne bloom]

Friends over food

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

Living over friends

[upbeat beacon]

Crack over friends?

[nocturne bloom]

Friends over living

[gilded socket]

Cmooonnnnnnnnnnnnn

[upbeat beacon]

Oh.

[lilac crag]

we're gonna fight

you and me

[nocturne bloom]

0895 3767

[lilac crag]

right. give me 3 mins.

do you vc?

[nocturne bloom]

Usually yea but im kinda sick

[gilded socket]

Lamia inhailed lamia sweat

[jaunty path]

Become unsick

[gilded socket]

Now he sick

[lilac crag]

I don't mind sick. I'm asking if you wanna/are able to.

[upper hare]

become unblessed by nurgle

[nocturne bloom]

Later tonight if youre still on

[dapper trench]

my point still stands

[gilded socket]

Wuff

[lilac crag]

probably not. need to sleep early for the wife. we'll get a better game schedule another day. for now, simple dives

[nocturne bloom]

Id be put in jail

[jaunty path]

I should play

[gilded socket]

For waht

[jaunty path]

Gacha game

[gilded socket]

Wehh

[jaunty path]

Lamia plays all Gacha games

[lilac crag]

sent you the request

[elder merlin]

Where is that person with the pig profile picture?

[nocturne bloom]

Already accepted

[lilac crag]

what difficulties do ya frequent

[gilded socket]

@low hemlock?

[fading otter]

Their name was Knife gremlin

[nocturne bloom]

I usually sit at 6 or 7 but im good with whatever

[fading otter]

Looks like they’re gone

[elder merlin]

@blazing ibex

Wait

[gilded socket]

Huh

Waht

[elder merlin]

I mean the pig killer from dead by daylight

[nocturne bloom]

Maybe later

[fading otter]

Ohhhh lol

[safe wraith]

is it worth it to keep a voidstrike staff that has 80% stats all around except its 60% damage?

[gilded socket]

Guuhhhhhhh

[low hemlock]

[nocturne bloom]

It ain't hard to guess them

[lilac crag]

gloom MO missions, fire time

[gilded socket]

Do tell anyways

[nova patrol]

Any mods online?
I have found a bot in the discord.

[gilded socket]

Hi

No

[lilac crag]

I'm gonna bank our meatshields teammates bring health boost

[nova patrol]

Ashame

[gilded socket]

Fuh

[blissful kiln]

no

[gilded socket]

@nocturne bloom i wanna farm super credits for another warbonddddd

[jaunty path]

Nah dawg

[blazing ibex]

WHOMST'VE BECKONS THEE

[gilded socket]

Pail

[elder merlin]

Wrong person, go back to lurking

[gilded socket]

Paul you should get me nitro

[elder merlin]

I dont even get myself nitro, why would i buy it for you?

[blazing ibex]

What the heck? I'm no lurker.

[orchid skiff]

prove it. what is @nocturne bloom known for ?

[gilded socket]

Because i asked nicely

Pleaseee

[somber stream]

Send him feet pics

[elder merlin]

Oh yeah? Tell me when Fatshark added the power maul to darktide

[gilded socket]

What’s my birthday

[elder merlin]

No lol

[gilded socket]

Mean…

[blazing ibex]

I feel this is genuinely a trick question since there's several different power mauls

[somber stream]

Shoulda send the feet pics

[ripe tangle]

So I was asking people what LGBTQ stood for.

[gilded socket]

Shuh up lihh

[ripe tangle]

Not a single one of them gave me a straight answer.

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Lucky Goldstar

[elder merlin]

Bastard Track

[blazing ibex]

Unsurprising.

[gilded socket]

Tih

[elder merlin]

Isnt it Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans? Not sure what the Q is

[gilded socket]

Wueer

[blissful kiln]

Quran

[somber stream]

Paul

[elder merlin]

Whatchu want, poozer?

[somber stream]

Did it went over your head?

[elder merlin]

Oh, the straight answer part

Hur hur hur

[somber stream]

Warum können Skelette so schlecht lügen?

Weil man durch sie hindurchsieht.

[dapper trench]

German

[stable fox]

I kinda know the abbreviation but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to speak

[ripe tangle]

I was just making a dumb joke Nicolaus.

[ember nimbus]

geht eine frau zum arzt und sagt: "ich hab einen knoten in der brust!"
da sagt der arzt: "wer macht den sowas?"

[stable fox]

You're at it again, priest?

[dapper trench]

ocean man

[ripe tangle]

Sisters of Battle are allowed to have a sense of humor, we’re not robots.

[dapper trench]

take me by the hand

[ripe tangle]

jeder weiß, dass Frankreich schwul und dumm ist

[stable fox]

Deutsche i see

[bronze wren]

Och man alter

[ocean widget]

big E (cheese) using robots?

[somber stream]

Was? Can’t a guy enjoy some classic these day

[ocean widget]

god sometimes fandom is so shit but sometimes its so good

"Chester Latorace "Biggie" Cheese (August 14th 1954 - September 27th 2019) was a Gangster Rapper, philosopher, poet, and former U.S. Army Second-Lieutenant made famous for his cameo in the 2006 film, Barnyard."

Albums: Next Up, Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul Saul

[somber stream]

I like the sound of it when they’re not swallowing their words

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-speech-bubble-biggie-cheese-gif-7186284375441555408

[ripe tangle]

In Deutschland gelten Hunde als Caniden und Katzen als Katzenartige.

[ocean widget]

reading this shit makes me feel like one of the penguins

[ripe tangle]

wdym?

[ocean widget]

hold on ill grab the clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA8Rt4MlFe0

granted not the rico throwing up bit but that cant be cut out

[ripe tangle]

[jolly crystal]

Srry baby really needs help lol

[ocean widget]

no

[ocean widget]

did it need help for 8 days?

cus i think you sent that in the wrong place

[somber stream]

I fucking hate

Bosses with 3 health bars

Last time i encounter one was that sunflower cunt in Elden Ring

[lilac crag]

how's that guy any hard

[somber stream]

And now The Fear, again

[little marten]

Filtered by a flower

[lilac crag]

reckon natural selection

[somber stream]

I speed run without any upgrade

[lilac crag]

you are braver than me

[gilded socket]

Woof

[somber stream]

I was chasing the story

[lilac crag]

the story is also told by going to the upgrade places

the fragments*

[somber stream]

no, not the jar!

[little marten]

Only one story needs to be told and it’s a jumping zweihander strike

[somber stream]

I appreciate Phantom Pain much better while playing MGS3, again

[normal linden]

When I try the knife spin emote on the station, my ogryn has nothing in his hand when it's played. It looks fine when I preview it in the Cosmetics menu. Is it a known issue?

[lilac crag]

yeah

[somber stream]

I do dual greatsword

[lilac crag]

all character knife spins have invisible knives

[lilac crag]

fancy

I'm into faith builds

maliketh's blade

[somber stream]

Oooh, interesting

[civic otter]

You HAVE to play dark souls 3 and fight friede. It will change your opinion

[lilac crag]

believe I have a yt video where I beat the shit out of the twink and his boyfriend with guts sword and giant hunt spam

[somber stream]

I started out as a Samurai with a katana, somehow ended the game as a dual heavy sword knight, like always

[somber stream]

Already

[lilac crag]

samurai makes for amazing starting stats, anyway

[somber stream]

Nameless king was far more ball crushing than friede

[lilac crag]

friede is a joke in nightreign

they massacred my girl

[civic otter]

Lmao yeah a lot of people struggle. I lost the most to midir though

Ds3's DLCs are so peak though

Unironically worth every penny

It's batshit crazy content

Gael was so fun

Fighting guts

Literally

[somber stream]

Understandable, somehow of all the bosses in the DLC, i died the most to the sunflower

[civic otter]

Lmao

For me it was consort radahn (pre nerf)

[dapper trench]

Me and three dude jumped the tf out of her

[somber stream]

Oh i beat the guy in under 10 tries

[winter sluice]

anyone else having major connection problems with na east servers? ive had 2 havocs now close to unexpected errors after dcing

[dapper trench]

like youd think it was coordinated

Hell i have the video

[somber stream]

A lot of report of similar issue

Wait for the patch for the patch for the patch for the patch, then play havoc ig

[winter sluice]

i had 2 in a row and last was at final part of the map so lose all my progress over the last 30 minutes

[winter sluice]

true

[somber stream]

Prob map issue

[winter sluice]

2 seperate maps crash from unexpected errors

[somber stream]

Do report the crash the next time you come across it

It’s bleak around here these day

[winter sluice]

i heard it never used to be this bad, i only started playing around 2-3 months ago

now i cant go more than 2 games without dc issues or fatal crashes

[somber stream]

”patch out one of us, ten more will take his place!”

Jokes aside yeah, it wasn’t all this bad a few months back

[winter sluice]

so just revert the game to pre arb release?

[little marten]

Yooo

[ocean widget]

we cant do that

god knows fatshark'll fuck the game up even more

[nocturne bloom]

I mean, they can

But people paid for it so

[ocean widget]

oh i meant because they'd fuck the game up more

[prisma cypress]

[winter sluice]

i will pay more for stable matches

[gilded socket]

Lamia freak confirmed

[ocean widget]

like everyones data is incompatible with old versions so nobody can launch the game sorta thing

[little marten]

Darktide battlepass when tho

[winter sluice]

only if you get a 430 curio of your choice

[ripe tangle]

what if reality was a simulation like what if the matrix was real and a person or object couldn’t be rendered into the world properly? would they just look like a big GMOD texture not found error or something?

[somber stream]

Deep thoughts with the deep

[ocean widget]

i like to think they die like you did when the matrix MMO ended if you dont render properly

hold on ill find a clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeGPilWZp0

[orchid skiff]

@gilded socket was that your first diff 9

[somber stream]

Woa

There was such a thing?

[ocean widget]

yeah

ended in 2009

[orchid skiff]

welcome to glitchdivers

first time i see this tho

[tired compass]

sup lads, do we know what is the next major patch bringing?

[ocean widget]

bro we dont even know when it is

[gilded socket]

That was diff 9? That was easy

[ripe tangle]

That looks painful as fuck lmao

[somber stream]

September

[ocean widget]

exactly

[ocean widget]

september 32nd isnt a real date licht

[ripe tangle]

also, funniest cause of death: “failure to render into the world”

I should put that on my gravestone

or maybe request to have it in my obituary

[little marten]

It’s is a simulation bro

Just biological

[ocean widget]

imagine the fucking cooling required though to render literally everything

[nocturne bloom]

Im all ears

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[somber stream]

That’s hot

[orchid skiff]

swallow...

[somber stream]

Wtf

[little marten]

🚨

[gilded socket]

I gotta go for a bit @orchid skiff

[ocean widget]

why the fuck cant people just do the normal thing and stab someone with it so the key is submitted as police evidence

[ripe tangle]

I tried that once, too much blood

it gets EVERYWHERE

[ocean widget]

thats the point

thats the point

more blood
more chance of police evidence

[gilded socket]

Dude wtf

[somber stream]

Whuh

[ripe tangle]

hmm?

[white vale]

Deleted message 🥀

[somber stream]

Bring it back you coward

[ripe tangle]

No

and I’m not a coward.

why the mpreg and woman beard?

[somber stream]

When did they added charlie emoji

[blissful kiln]

🫃

[little marten]

🤷‍♂️

[ripe tangle]

come to think of it, weren’t pregant men and women with beards literally a circus/freak attraction like a century ago?

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[somber stream]

They were yeah

[shy sandal]

I think so

[blissful kiln]

women with beards yes, pregnant men no

because

well

[gilded socket]

Woof

[white vale]

There kinda weren't any of those around yea

[blissful kiln]

🫄

[somber stream]

Diving tomorrah?

[prisma cypress]

Fuck this music is musicing hella

[somber stream]

Freedom beckons

[shy sandal]

When the Divers Hell, idk i never played the games

[gilded socket]

Penis

[ripe tangle]

oh look!

[sleek harness]

Refund Darktide to buy Helldivers 2

[ripe tangle]

The Rodent of Unusual Size graces us.

[little marten]

When I get home from the office 😔

[gilded socket]

Fat rat grifter

[somber stream]

You should, i will personally oversee your training

[somber stream]

Boooooooooo

[sleek harness]

You meant gifter?

[somber stream]

Oh man it’s late, goodnight chat

[gilded socket]

Fear of boobs exposure therapy

[ripe tangle]

goodnight Licht

[shy sandal]

All i know is that is owned by irl Arasaka.

Playstation 💔

[blissful kiln]

heck Sony

flip them

[ripe tangle]

did you know in Cyberpunk lore, Arasaka has over 200,000 soldiers, at least three intelligence agencies, and two super aircraft carriers.

to put that into perspective, they have a stronger military might in lore than the UK does irl.

[shy sandal]

That and i had a really toxic friend who i associated with the game

He's also the reason i avoided league of legends for 12 years

[ocean widget]

checks out

just checked the UKs wiki for it and "considerable misery and disarray"

[shy sandal]

If Microsoft could have a paramilitary... Oh brother

[ocean widget]

yeah we have that anyway, not much of a statement

[ripe tangle]

Militech has a stronger military than Arasaka, but it’s roughly the same size

[ocean widget]

UK cyberpunks got 785k

[shy sandal]

Militech is funded by the NUSA in lore, aren't they?

[ripe tangle]

the only reason it’s stronger is it’s ties to more governments including NUSA’s

[ocean widget]

60% of contracts pretty sure are with nusa

[ripe tangle]

NUSA’s military isn’t very strong though tbh, it’s weaker than the Corporate Militaries

[shy sandal]

SIG type deal

[ocean widget]

"After nationalization of Militech, the NUSA used its assets to strengthen the collapsing power of the country. The corporation had since regained some of its independence, and several of its board members still held high-ranking offices in the Ministry of Defense.[1] Due to the efforts of ex-Militech employees, the NUSA was responsible for over 60% of the corporation's contracts."

[ripe tangle]

pretty much almost all of NUSA’s military tech comes dirextly from Militech

or at least the majority of it

[safe wraith]

i used that staff for the first time and its ass anyways

inferno staff for the win

[ripe tangle]

NUSA’s military is very heavily reliant on drones and remote machines, kinda like President Myer’s plane mostly having Robot Guards for example

it’s specialty in lore is clandestine spec ops units

it’s regular enlisted army is considerably trash in lore though

[gilded socket]

Woof

[ripe tangle]

Especially after the Unification War and everyone signed peac treaties (except for Texas)

[rose pine]

@lilac crag Dont know when you said it, but I said it through 627+ messages:
You, Shut up. Runt.

Or I'll call your wifey on you

[round mica]

no military can withstand the force of the methed out tweaker with a screw driver

[rose pine]

Dont talk trash 'bout my sah.

[little marten]

Lil Bros tweaking

[rose pine]

No force can withstand my Method of diving.

(Running face first with a Hellbomb into the enemy, with the suicide vest on)

[blissful kiln]

they should've made Shadowrun instead of Cyberpunk

[rose pine]

Oh wait you said Driver, eh, potato, potato

[ocean widget]

they should've done a lot more shit with cyberpunk

alas they didnt

[ocean widget]

no wonder they wanted songbird so bad

shame

[mint sequoia]

Just stumbled on a bug, on a level which by getting stuck inside the elevator

[ocean widget]

did you die

[mint sequoia]

Nope

[ocean widget]

awful

try dying

[blissful kiln]

they didn't really do anything interesting with the corpos

[mint sequoia]

I left the game level

[blissful kiln]

they're all just boring evil

[ocean widget]

the story was mid and the RPG mechanics were meh

[ocean widget]

yeah
unfortunately a rushed game with most likely a rewritten story through development does that

[ocean widget]

if you alt f4'd it would've fixed itself by the time you rejoined

[mint sequoia]

Well, I'm on Xbox

[ocean widget]

unplug your xbox and replug it

it'll work

might not work as well as PC alt f4ing does but itll work

[mint sequoia]

Won't do for me

[ocean widget]

well then as the fatshark motto says

"get fucked"

[mint sequoia]

lol

Altho, I was gonna finish the game for now. It's my nap time

[gilded socket]

I am

[round mica]

big day tomorrow

gargantuan even

massive actually

[blissful kiln]

must

resist

[round mica]

could even say huge

[blissful kiln]

MUST NOT

JOKE

[round mica]

maybe even monumental

[blissful kiln]

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[ocean widget]

why tf does big boi come up when i type @cunt

[sleek harness]

Goblin

@silver sluice

[thick fog]

You all bunch of greasy goblins

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness

[sick spindle]

Why are ranked players such blowhards

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[stark bobcat]

ranked?

[sleek harness]

I think he means the 40 havoc players

[sick spindle]

Yeah

[wary flint]

just had a auric crusher 1 hit 3 of us that were bunched up and looking the other way

[orchid skiff]

why are you typing this

[ocean widget]

to see if there was anyone named cunt in the server

theres like 4 people named cunt

[upper citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/always-severus-snape-harry-potter-alan-rickman-gif-17624951

[upper citrus]

rest in pasta

[gilded socket]

Ooof

Woof

Bark bark

Ruff

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Can't ping you back

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Playing RDR2 if it was 600MB

[dapper trench]

huh

Homie there is no ranked

Havoc is not ranked

[orchid skiff]

That's what bronzes say

[dapper trench]

Dont even know how to respond to that

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[dapper trench]

besides that I have a life I like living

[gilded socket]

Woof

[dapper trench]

.....

[gilded socket]

Huh

[elder merlin]

Red Dead Revolver?

[nocturne bloom]

Doing an oil change while grilling feels

🦅

[tulip cipher]

😮

[solar folio]

Hey what is havoc?

[gilded socket]

Hell

[tired compass]

greatest game mode

[inland mantle]

Endgame content that gets harder and harder the higher rank you are

[lofty pawn]

could someone help me?

I want to do a penance but it's very difficult with other players

[solar folio]

oh well i'm just a level 20 ogryn but everyones playing havoc

[solar folio]

perhaps

[lofty pawn]

I want to get serial killer by headshotting 20 enemies in a row

It's a lot easier if it's private and I can do it at long range

[inland mantle]

Use brain burst that counts for it

[lofty pawn]

I don't have a psyker character : (

and I don't really want to make one for this

[solar folio]

i have a bullwark ogryn to draw the heat

[inland mantle]

Got a vet with a las gun? That's how i did it just take your time with your shots

[lofty pawn]

I'd rather just have no one fighting, i can't miss a single headshot kill

[lofty pawn]

that's the plan

I want no aggro at all

[ancient violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046912126746374274/1319016150822031491/894568981946576916.gif

[solar folio]

i can keep the aggro on me for you to shoot them

[ancient violet]

Brainburst I believe is default at lvl 1 Psyker

[sleek harness]

No

[lofty pawn]

I want no aggro at all, just need someone to make a private game with bots

[gilded socket]

@nocturne bloom for fighting squids waht warbond goes best?

[inland mantle]

Also havoc tends to be popular in the LFG channels cause Partyfinder for it past 25 can be very very hard to rank up on. If you looking to not play havoc just make your own post always people looking to level or chill

[nocturne bloom]

breaker incin

[lofty pawn]

I'll try with a private game, as vet if not then I'll try psyker

@solar folio call?

[gilded socket]

Warbondddd

Not gun

[solar folio]

i'm good

i don't think i can help

[lofty pawn]

I just need someone in a party to make a private game is all

you just stand still and don't do anything

[ancient violet]

Why don't u just do it in a public game?

[lofty pawn]

players draw aggro, make it very difficult to actually hit the headshots while they're all moving

there's an easy spot at the start of one level where I can do it

[ancient violet]

With Brainburst?

[nocturne bloom]

steeled vets has the senator and breaker incin, i like the breaker for the hordes and the revolver has heavy pen

[lofty pawn]

I'm doing vet because I don't want to make a psyker just for this

[ancient violet]

You can't "miss" a Brainburst

[wary flint]

does it actually? might do that since its one of the few achievements im missing

[ancient violet]

Yeah and that is going to be 100 times harder

[inland mantle]

Yes

[lofty pawn]

more satisfying too

[inland mantle]

Just kill fodder and your done

[ancient violet]

It's a pretty shitty penance, I would just speed run that shit and move on

[lofty pawn]

you could help me making a private game if you want, just join the party, join the mission, stand still and hopefully i can do it

[gilded socket]

Ooo

[lofty pawn]

if not i'll make a psyker

[gilded socket]

Lets farm super credits @nocturne bloom @elder merlin

I need em

Badly

[ancient violet]

I'm not in the game, but like I said you are going to go thru a lot of frustration trying to get that penance without using BB, trust me. Take that as you will, I am just trying to help you dodge a migraine incoming 😞

[nocturne bloom]

depends how much you need

[round mica]

when is the zealot rework coming?

[lofty pawn]

i understand that, however I'm autistic so I'm still going to do it my way out of stubborness

[gilded socket]

I want roughly 15 hundred to buy 2 warbonds or 500 to buy one

[round mica]

: (

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[ocean widget]

brainburst

[inland mantle]

But as a zealot main I really hope it does within the next year or two but it's FS so umm... never get your hopes up

[ocean widget]

easy as shit

[lofty pawn]

I want to try it with veteran

[ocean widget]

"however im autistic"
yeah no shit you're in a warhammer server

[lofty pawn]

because I'm autistic

yeah

[orchid skiff]

I'm bored let's farm

[ancient violet]

Even if you have someone in a private game, the bots might kill the target you are shooting at, the enemy might move in a different direction all of the sudden, there might be lag that delays the bullet, you might miss one of the bullets on the head because of clipping, another enemy behind the target you shoot at might get cleaved by your bullet and not die resetting the penance, you might have a Bullwalk blocking your shots, you might straight up get disconnected

[gilded socket]

Yaay

I need so much armor

Like all of it

[lofty pawn]

I know the mission, there's a good firing position in the beginning of terminus assassination mission where the enemy can't get to you. there should be enough enemies. it's 1 headshot kills so it doesn't matter if the enemies move after being shot, they're already dead. there should be enough enemies to ignore the bulwarks and shoot other targets.

yeah there's the other possibilies but they're pretty unlikely

[gilded socket]

@orchid skiff Wait so how do i farm for super credits?

Like where do i go?

[orchid skiff]

I avoid cities

people usually farm in low diff like 1-2

[gilded socket]

Termid work better?

[orchid skiff]

I think so

[gilded socket]

Choose a planet

[orchid skiff]

estanu

good visibility

[gilded socket]

Ok

[orchid skiff]

weird that there's only 2 poi

maybe bad planet for low level farm ? or rng

[nocturne bloom]

Do diff 3

[gilded socket]

Ahh

Diff 3

Evac?

[nocturne bloom]

Don't do the main objective and then just hit abandoned with squad

[flat lake]

Can someone explain Havoc to me, like if i search for a squad it should put me with players who are on the same rank? When does it start getting hard and some stuff I should know except the special demonhost?

[ancient violet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/qsWOW70O0W

[sleek harness]

Ew Reddit

[ancient violet]

Calm down it's a dev blog, just as a reddit post

We safe

[ancient violet]

I may not trust Fatshark but I trust Strawhat

[lofty pawn]

I'm not a fan of dukane's accent

feels weird

[blissful kiln]

there is no matchmaking for havoc
you find group listings via party finder or make your own

people are more likely to accept if you're roughly the same rank as them\the mission

[orchid skiff]

gets hard at around 22

[gilded socket]

@orchid skiff No option to abandon w/squad

[nocturne bloom]

You might have done the objective

[gilded socket]

We did

[nocturne bloom]

Can't do it or you won't get the option

[flat lake]

Wait so if I'm rank 1 and join a rank 40 game and we win I basically skip the 40 games?

[ancient violet]

No

[nocturne bloom]

So next time don't do the objective

[blissful kiln]

for the purposes of getting the weekly reward yes

but only that

[flat lake]

theres another type of rank?

[blissful kiln]

you get a maximum of 3(?) ranks per win

[ancient violet]

Your havoc rank is independent to everyone else's

[blissful kiln]

the only reason you'd want to do h40 like this is if you want to be carried for the weekly rewards

otherwise it's griefing

[ancient violet]

You get 1-3 rank ups every time you do a havoc run that is higher than your own rank

[gilded socket]

@orchid skiff Another spread democracy?

[orchid skiff]

i don't think the mission matters

[gilded socket]

Ok

[orchid skiff]

just don't do it and quit mission after poi

[nocturne bloom]

Slightly

[gilded socket]

Oki

Abandon now?

[nocturne bloom]

Bring a jump pack, if you dont see any gold beams or bunker spots reset

Car helps too

[gilded socket]

We found some sc

Winse and repeat

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty much

Gets agonizing

[gilded socket]

AUGHHH THE CAMPAIGN DISSAPEARED

AUGHHHH

AAUUUUUU

[nocturne bloom]

Pick another, all good

[gilded socket]

Ok

Bring car @orchid skiff

[nocturne bloom]

Ill drop in if I don't feel like puking my guts out

[gilded socket]

Ok

[orchid skiff]

i hate the car

you use it

LMAO

[nocturne bloom]

1st gear training wheels

[orchid skiff]

car crashed in 5 seconds flat

now she knows why i hate it

[nocturne bloom]

Try 1st gear

[gilded socket]

I blew up the car…

[nocturne bloom]

Im omw

[orchid skiff]

did you receive the +10 sc while being in loadout?

ive always wondered

[nocturne bloom]

No idea

[gilded socket]

Yaaayy car!

[nocturne bloom]

See, no crash

[wise depot]

Clankers

[gilded socket]

@orchid skiff The car drowned…

[fair bridge]

grinding for sc ??

[orchid skiff]

yes

[orchid skiff]

should have learned to swim

[gilded socket]

It was thirtsy

[fair bridge]

full party ? 😔

[orchid skiff]

get in

[fair bridge]

im stupid sorry i have to reinstall hd2

next time

[orchid skiff]

#6972-3078 my code

note it

or add steam ig

[storm ember]

WANT EM CRISPY?? 🗣️ 🔥

[fair bridge]

my stea https://steamcommunity.com/id/malloween/

[prisma cypress]

Absolutely fucking demolished a cooked corn

Straight devoured 🌽

[gilded socket]

FUHH

Well i grg anyways

Thanks fellas

Try again in a few hours

[orchid skiff]

cya later

[nocturne bloom]

Byeo

[gilded socket]

Thxx

[blissful kiln]

🧔‍♀️

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[orchid skiff]

806 games

holy shit

[fair bridge]

im the ultiamte gamer

[nocturne bloom]

Im gonna gift you really questionable $2 games

[orchid skiff]

you didn't even play 90% of it

you are a scam

[fair bridge]

i am the ultimate gamer with a job

[inland mantle]

Not a true gamer then 😔

[orchid skiff]

you wouldn't need a job if you didn't waste money buying 750 games you don't play

[fair bridge]

the collection will grow

soon i will have even more games i don't play

[gilded socket]

Woof

[orchid skiff]

I was just thinking I wish I had bunny ears

[fair bridge]

meet me in the vrchat school of pronouns

[gilded socket]

We could be dogs and bunnies

[gilded socket]

I know im dog

[fair bridge]

i think my spirit animal is probably a really cool gun like a P90 or like a fuckin DMR

[nocturne bloom]

Im my own animal

[fair bridge]

also i have to change my name again. discord has a built-in sticker set called mallow the rascal and i think that means the feds are onto me again

change complete

[orchid skiff]

change your name to something unique like Rewdy's boyfriend

[fair bridge]

are you an idiot?? that's exactly what the CIA wants me to do

[dapper trench]

Holy fuck

JUST BEAT THE EVENT

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[dapper trench]

.....

im going to strangle you

with my phone charge cable

[gilded socket]

Dinner first…

[nocturne bloom]

You can strangle me

[dapper trench]

i like chicks lamia

[ocean widget]

Jesus christ have some quality for strangling

For lamia use piano wire

[dapper trench]

No

[ocean widget]

Awful

[gilded socket]

I want to be strangled with a leash…

[ocean widget]

Hold on lemme get the khyle link

[dapper trench]

they requires the bare fucking minium

[gilded socket]

Guh…?

[nocturne bloom]

I welcome it with open arms

[ocean widget]

You
https://x.com/khyleri/status/1957473176520425575

[gilded socket]

Oh i know dat artis

[dapper trench]

Ofc course you fucking do

[gilded socket]

Im not a fan

[orchid skiff]

smh my head

[ocean widget]

Does moebian know them because of their art or because of their art is the question

[dapper trench]

I fucking doubt it

[gilded socket]

Why so much hate… am i too based…?

[dapper trench]

looking at her pfp i wouldnt fucking doubt it

[ocean widget]

Actually yeah wtf thats cat ears

[gilded socket]

No not cat wars

[nocturne bloom]

Those arent cat ears

[gilded socket]

The artist only draws dogs

[ocean widget]

Sure bloody looks like em

[dapper trench]

HAHAHAHA

[fair bridge]

are you expecting 40k fans to be reasonable people that respect your interests

[dapper trench]

I mean

I am

Just as long as they dont disturb me

[nocturne bloom]

Get your eyes checked

[gilded socket]

Im 40k fan, i play 2 armies and read books…

[ocean widget]

Hey we aren't black templar fans

[orchid skiff]

me rn

[dapper trench]

look at you

[fair bridge]

are you expecting other 40k fans to be reasonable people that respect your interests

[fair bridge]

so you're not reasonable or respectful, understood

[ocean widget]

See above

[fair bridge]

see below

[ocean widget]

4-5 messages above

[dapper trench]

death guard and imperium cuz krieg

[gilded socket]

Theres many like me…

[fair bridge]

point to them

i am watching

[dapper trench]

Im flattered

[gilded socket]

Me, myself and I

[fair bridge]

waow

[ocean widget]

Why are you watching moebian

[fair bridge]

i'm watching all of you

[dapper trench]

weirdo

[gilded socket]

Perv…

[dapper trench]

freaky shit

[orchid skiff]

perv...

[ocean widget]

Ok but does that make you a cuck or a god

[orchid skiff]

both

[fair bridge]

why not both

[dapper trench]

Both

[ocean widget]

Ah
The Christianity method

[dapper trench]

however

lord forgive me for saying this

[fair bridge]

can't joke about christianity here, the fanbase will be very annoyed

[gilded socket]

Muh… i want dog ears…

And tail…

[dapper trench]

would that make god a cuck?

[ocean widget]

Ah it's fine
Only the total warhammer fans give a shit or whichever one has the jerusalem hell portals

[nocturne bloom]

🤨

[ocean widget]

Yes

[gilded socket]

Clips to belt…

[dapper trench]

I

can not wait

[ocean widget]

He watches a man have sex with the mother of his child
Its obvious gods a cuck

[dapper trench]

for the 2nd

and 4th

HD2 and SM2

[gilded socket]

Goon

[nocturne bloom]

Right

[gilded socket]

Nasty…

[dapper trench]

Dawg wat

[orchid skiff]

we need to tell the public

[fair bridge]

write ts down NOW

[ocean widget]

Mate the public hasn't read the bibble

Nor have the people who claim to follow it

The mighty jimmy is too powerful to be read

[fair bridge]

i'm so fucked off rn how are my download speeds so slow on steam

[gilded socket]

I rember they took me to chunch and i threw up on a bible

[ocean widget]

Lucky sod

[gilded socket]

I ate expired food

[wary flint]

i swear to god once its the objective wave in mortis trials people shut off their brains half the time

[ocean widget]

Tbf I'd also do that if it got me out of church

[gilded socket]

And shot up the food on the book of jod

[gilded socket]

Forst and last time ther..

[ocean widget]

Wheyyy looks like it worked then

[gilded socket]

I was only brownie in a sea of rice crispies

[fair bridge]

why do people fw rice crispies

[gilded socket]

Is yummer

[ocean widget]

Because they aren't coco pops

[fair bridge]

they're the worst snack

[gilded socket]

No

[ocean widget]

You eat cereal as a snack?

[gilded socket]

Worst snake is boa

[fair bridge]

the rice crispie treats...

[wary flint]

its not even cereal unless you use that sugar stuff in place of milk

[orchid skiff]

they stopped taking me to church when i started levitating and screeching noises that made people bleed from their ears

[ocean widget]

Do you mean sugar?

[fair bridge]

many such cases

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[ocean widget]

I'm pretty sure that doesnt count as the cereal

[wary flint]

its sugar and other stuff cause sugar isnt a sticky goo normally

[fair bridge]

you remind me of someone i knew once

[civic otter]

As someone from the balkans, what the fuck is any of this

[ocean widget]

Do you mean syrup or melted sugar

[gilded socket]

Arff ruff wuff

[orchid skiff]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fair bridge]

Incoming
1168444 MiB
Outgoing
30927 MiB

why is my upload speed so bad

[ocean widget]

Not the balkans clearly

[vital badger]

Jimmy Space protects! 🙏

[gilded socket]

Stop leaving porn tabs open

[civic otter]

Burn it then

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/master-shake-mighty-jimmy-aqua-teen-hunger-force-gif-5275504203367268369

[round mica]

this labor day crawfish boil hittin different boa

[civic otter]

[orchid skiff]

1984..

[gilded socket]

No porn get gf

[ocean widget]

What if we colonise you
Does that make everything part of the balkans due to the balkans being british

[fair bridge]

i don't watch that stuff. i simply utilize the theater of the mind to concoct various scenarios that titillate my senses, such as finding good parking at the store right next to the entrance

[vital badger]

That sounds like heresy.. 🤔

[orchid skiff]

your steam profile comments say otherwise

[ocean widget]

Mentioning heresy is heretical, see the commisar now

[civic otter]

Only british thing about the balkans are the drug dealers illegaly entering england

[fair bridge]

i have no idea who that person is and they completely ignored me when i commented back on their profile a few years ago

[civic otter]

[fair bridge]

honestly pisses me off

clearly we were friends at some point

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

Ah
They're colonising themselves
Just as intended totally

[fair bridge]

so why the fuck are you gonna cold shoulder me when i return your comment

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[fair bridge]

yes it's been several years

[ocean widget]

Wait wtf is mallows steam profile

[orchid skiff]

🫵 😂

[fair bridge]

but clearly i am the same person

[vital badger]

BrB, a nice man is knocking in my door

[gilded socket]

Mhm…sure…

[civic otter]

Must be the god emperor

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-is-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-fallout-new-vegas-gif-14316695

[fair bridge]

fucking arizonans

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[orchid skiff]

malloween

[gilded socket]

It’s healthier

[fair bridge]

subhumans

[vital badger]

He has a reealy big "I" on his necklace

[fair bridge]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/malloween/

[elder merlin]

Darktide in 10?

[gilded socket]

STEVE

[sleek harness]

Sure

[ocean widget]

Damn the comments so bad the UK online safety act wont let me see your profile

[storm ember]

FUCK HAB DREYKO FUCK HAB DREYKO FUCK HAB DREYKO FUCK HAB DREYKO FUCK HAB DREYKO FUCK HAB DREYKO FUCK HAB DREYKO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[fair bridge]

that is fucking hilarious

[storm ember]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING HATE HAB DREYKO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[fair bridge]

did something happen baby

🥺

[ocean widget]

Barrels probably

[civic otter]

Keep it low, ratling

[vital badger]

🫠

[fair bridge]

it's a 10 year old comment

[storm ember]

HAB DREYKO HAPPENED!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE HAB DREYKO I ADANDKADN AN DAJB BDAB DA DA HDO AUHOMUPOHDMA I]

[orchid skiff]

you deleted it

[gilded socket]

Hi kayex fan

[storm ember]

MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD

[fair bridge]

i did because it pissed me the fuck off

[ocean widget]

i saw
Wild thing to comment though

[storm ember]

Hi moebian 155th lady

[gilded socket]

──────▄▌▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
───▄▄██▌█ beep beep
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ gay porn delivery
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄​▄▄▄▄▄▄▌
▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀(@)▀

[fair bridge]

i was a junior in high school around that time so it makes sense

[fair bridge]

finally

[ocean widget]

On my screen its not deleted surprisingly

[ocean widget]

Ah thatd explain it

[orchid skiff]

not that

[gilded socket]

Oh im gooning now

[sleek harness]

@stable fox

Darktide

[ocean widget]

I dont think hes ever seen a truck ngl

The wheels do not look like that

[fair bridge]

the wheels do in fact look like that

[ocean widget]

From a side profile fuck no

[fair bridge]

post a picture of a truck

OH WAIT

[ocean widget]

Which is the only way you can view it in 2D

[gilded socket]

I want embed oerms back

[ocean widget]

Did you miss the fact that one of the tires was visible through the truck?

[fair bridge]

that person even closed their comments on their profile

fucking arizonans

i'm so sick of them

[ocean widget]

Ask aquila who shat the bed and tell them to unshit it

[fair bridge]

what is it with you and this bed-shitting metaphor

how baroque

perchance

[orchid skiff]

certainly

[gilded socket]

Fuck my chud life

[ocean widget]

To fail, often in a complete and irreparable fashion.

[fair bridge]

i'm having some trouble figuring out how to expand my server

[ocean widget]

They shat the bed

[ocean widget]

Ask pyrocynical

[fair bridge]

like things were different in 2019 but they weren't that different right

[gilded socket]

Wait

[fair bridge]

like on the internet in general

[gilded socket]

Am i chud?

[fair bridge]

idek what it means

it's just a funny word

[ocean widget]

Yeah
We didn't have as much censorship as we do now

[fair bridge]

i think it's a type of chick

true

[ocean widget]

According to Google no

"The title of the movie is an abbreviation for "cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers"

[fair bridge]

OH YEAH CHUD

great b-movie

but no i mean, it's just weird now

[gilded socket]

Waht am i

[orchid skiff]

i'm alpha wolf

awoo

[ocean widget]

Not right wing presumably

[fair bridge]

im omega wolp

i dont howl cuz thats for pussys

[orchid skiff]

I WANT BIG EARS ON TOP OF MY HEAD

[sleek harness]

Kill me

[ocean widget]

Oh yeah cyberpunk announcement on the 4th

Probably something to do with the fuckin game that bridgets in and the cyberpunk crossover

[gilded socket]

Obvi

[fair bridge]

if it's NG+ that means i can live for another 6 months

[ocean widget]

We dont know yet unfortunately

[orchid skiff]

and then..

[fair bridge]

[ocean widget]

A call for "netrunners" so might be a crossover or smth

[gilded socket]

Am i based?

[ocean widget]

Is this what red hot chilli peppers were singing about

[fair bridge]

i want ice cream

mods i want ice cream

[ocean widget]

Based on what

[fair bridge]

ya

[orchid skiff]

probably i don't listen to stuff for old people

[gilded socket]

Based on me

[fair bridge]

an older friend of mine yesterday said she lost a little respect for me when i told her i thought sublime sucked

[gilded socket]

Yaaaayy

[orchid skiff]

i don't even know who that is

i'm a minor

[gilded socket]

1 song good but meh

[ocean widget]

If you are based on you then yes you are based due to the fact you are you and you are based on you

Shrimple

[orchid skiff]

I just finished reading a manga I started a year ago

[prisma cypress]

[orchid skiff]

It ended prematurely because not enough sales

Fuck japan bruh

billion money to trash isekai

[ocean widget]

Capitalism strikes again

[orchid skiff]

not interested in unique ideas

[prisma cypress]

[ocean widget]

Another season of big mouth on netflix

[gilded socket]

Woof?

[elder merlin]

Its time, @sleek harness

@stable fox

[elder merlin]

Gross

[gilded socket]

Wow you got the boyfriends to play

[elder merlin]

Keep talkin shit, Disaster lesbian

[gilded socket]

Why shit talk

When you can shit in the toilet

[elder merlin]

Did that earlier

[orchid skiff]

I don't shit. How uncouth

[prisma cypress]

Bro “gives way”

[gilded socket]

Gay

[prisma cypress]

I’m getting nothing but US military edits on tik tok shit is fucking lit rn

[dapper trench]

ok

[ocean widget]

Do not sign up for the military

[gilded socket]

Get the gay ones

[prisma cypress]

Triple the defense budget

[gilded socket]

Woof… am i goated…?

[prisma cypress]

Make an offense budget too

[sleek harness]

Just completed an ending hold on

Last ending of the base game

[fair bridge]

instead of "am i goated?" you should be saying "i am goated"

[gilded socket]

Bweh

Orhaos

[fair bridge]

if others insist that you are not goated they are simply wrong

doesn't make them bad people or anything

just dumb

[gilded socket]

Yeah like skaven

Dumb things

Hate those rattas

[fair bridge]

you are el ratta alada

[sleek harness]

Why are you calling her a winged rat

[gilded socket]

Guh…?

[fair bridge]

the batman movie has not been seen........

[orchid skiff]

a ratatatata

[fair bridge]

sad..................

[sleek harness]

Nerd

Dude still watches batman movies

[prisma cypress]

LA CEBOLLA 🧅

[orchid skiff]

RATATAT

[fair bridge]

you were correct wow

[orchid skiff]

A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, and they believed that he was mentally handicapped, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a Strudle, and said "It is a little tepid."

His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."

[sleek harness]

Which skaven

She didn't specify

[gilded socket]

Yuh

[prisma cypress]

Get a load from this guy

[somber stream]

Today

But, later 💤

[gilded socket]

Gay….

[nocturne bloom]

[livid blaze]

is it just me or does like

low level missions seem much less populated

i made a new character

[gilded socket]

Omai is lamiaa

[livid blaze]

and 90% of missions is just me

[gilded socket]

Thats jsut you

[split ruin]

I beat the first two missions of space marine 2
does anyone else feel like its kinda clunky??

[nocturne bloom]

Im too old to know what omai is

[orchid skiff]

refund it before it's too late

[split ruin]

can't ;(

[nocturne bloom]

Sm2 claims another soul

[orchid skiff]

look into mods and get your money worth

astartes mod

[split ruin]

I feel like the first red flag was larger enemies just powering through my attacks

[gilded socket]

I mean yea you’re playing as a walking wall

[split ruin]

Not clunky in a sense of aesthetics but in actual game feel

[nocturne bloom]

Sm2 is fun for like a week

Then you never touch it again

Unless you like the pvp

[orchid skiff]

pvp was ass

did it change ?

[nocturne bloom]

Although what perplexed me the most was the fact that instead of doing dlc for the game or anything of the sort they just skipped directly to making sm3

Thats way too fast