general-chat

[karmic sun]

That sounds about right, I was able to get to the highest tier in ow2 a while ago because I spent enough time learning the skills and counters but after that with rivals or anything like it I just didn’t want to put in the effort

[terse walrus]

✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅

[shy sandal]

They graduated as John Sentry and Jane Striker

[round mica]

Nah, mornings are cold, during the rest of the day it is hot,it's my problem knee, it's expected

[stuck phoenix]

Stardew truly is peak

[white maple]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-interview-doe-winter-deer-interview-gif-16806606910500140994

[stuck phoenix]

(I barely did shit)

[thick coyote]

Yeah that's what I was trying to remember

[round mica]

@terse walrus Signalis on top

[dense slate]

trust, its not the first time blessings/penances/talents lie about what they do

[white maple]

No gif perms :(

[white vale]

Embed fail, use this user to restore squad morale

[ripe tangle]

would you a Replika?

[shy sandal]

Unironically great picks nowadays. They have some insane weapon gadget combos

[ripe tangle]

same

I would too

[terse walrus]

would I? the real question is would the replika me

[dusty crypt]

hahahahahaha holy shit i didn't even notice this initially

absolutely peak fartshart

[ripe tangle]

depends on the unit I think

[terse walrus]

I saw it and then CACKLED at the note about the actual changes being in a future update

[plucky ermine]

Many such cases

[terse walrus]

And then it got sad fast🥀

[dusty crypt]

same

[dense slate]

i do find it funny as hell they thought it was important enough to be HOTFIX worthy but not, yknow, actually doing anything helpful

[dusty crypt]

you really can't convince me they're not trying to kill this game lmao

for tax reasons or something probably idk how things work for people with stupid amounts of money

[plucky ermine]

That's asking too much

[terse walrus]

Oh what I would give for a STAR to [COMPARTMENTALIZING EUPHORIA] me💔

[ripe tangle]

I've been described by friends in the fandom as basically being a EULR irl :I

which is simultaneously a very good and kind of bad thing lol

[somber stream]

Dang, Signalis fans

[rocky moat]

this chat is so based

[white vale]

Darktide would be the biggest coop game around if it wasn't for fatshark's policy of mandated 6 hour breaks during the work day

[dusty crypt]

listen, i am 40000% against crunch and for labor protections

the issue is how fucking smoothbrained they are about the work they do do, particularly and especially PR

[white vale]

Truth vortex bomb

[dusty crypt]

happiness = expectations - reality, and they spend negative time and effort managing expectations, so of course everyone's miserable

[plucky ermine]

Rot and rebirth? Nah, Fatshark on that rot grind

[white vale]

Makes sense, we always fight nurglites

[somber stream]

Let's see if we can get a 'we're so back' this September

[white vale]

We're not fighting genestealers because they're not stinky enough

[shy sandal]

The old tactic of oversell and underdeliver.

[dusty crypt]

the game will continue to follow the cycles intrinsic to the capitalism that rules it and everything else:

boom, bust, boom, bust, ad nauseam

[karmic sun]

What games dev team do y’all think obese fish should take notes from?

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Average Swedish game dev pattern

[ripe tangle]

I want to see a tierlist of all the enemies of the Imperium rated by how bad they'd smell on average.

[dusty crypt]

average everything pattern

[thick coyote]

Team Cherry

[shy sandal]

Hello Games

[green shoal]

Does nobody play this game at this time of day... I can only get teammates if I play quickplay (and even then, I sometimes don't)

[white vale]

Kojima Studios

[karmic sun]

Personally keen on warframe Eventhough they add so much half the content becomes meaningless

[dusty crypt]

i was going to say this but they do the same stupid shit where they sink dev time into Expeditions and then never run them again (or rarely)

same as fartshart not re-using events

except this one. they're probably gonna re-use this one because the perversity of the universe tends towards a maximum

[shy sandal]

ten chambers aswel

[white vale]

Warframe's problem is that DE are a bunch of weebs who are heavily influenced by the latest anime or manga they consumed, so they stay true to the rule of "cool shit first", but at the cost of the game being a disjointed mess and an archipelago of content islands

[karmic sun]

I never understood this, events can be auto cycled to add extra content why just forget about them

[dusty crypt]

you are correct to never understand it, because it is pants-on-head dipshittery

[white vale]

It's been a bit more cohesive since Rebecca took over, but now the story is essentially just Old Man Yaoi

[plucky ermine]

Rot grind

[karmic sun]

Lol this is so incredibly true, they find some random thing they like and just run with it

[somber stream]

CogMan, we talked about this

[thick coyote]

Try aurics
There's usually some unemployeds playing at this hour

[karmic sun]

Cogman I’ve just been staring at the intro screen I can join if you want

[white vale]

I respect the grindset if nothing else, because Warframe is actually consistently unashamedly cool in all of its aspects

[karmic sun]

As long as it isn’t over havoc 26 lol

[shy sandal]

I'd rather quality over quantity in all fairness.

They are on the right direction, they just really need to put the update in the bag, and not promise stuff like "Oh a hotfix is right underway" and then immediately reply with "nvm, wait a full month until updates, lol"

[white vale]

One of the gay old men in Warframe literally just shows up in cutscenes to farm aura and then leave

[karmic sun]

Unashamedly cool is a perfect descriptor for wf, the customization alone keeps me content for a long time

[somber stream]

I made Lady Maria of the Astral clocktower with Mesa

It was.. costly

[round mica]

Space mom

[karmic sun]

Lmao all my frames just look like angsty teenagers with red and black

Not very original but still like it

[shy sandal]

The fuck happened to Warframe lore?

[karmic sun]

Honestly I kind of like the man in the wall narrative

[round mica]

I have not played since Deimos launched

[karmic sun]

1999 was a .. vibe switch, but still an interesting albeit convoluted conclusion

[white vale]

Albrecht Entrati wants to beat the shit out of an eldritch god and he's gonna do it by forcefully implanting feelings into it

[karmic sun]

Lmaooooo

[white vale]

Also he's gay now

And everything not directly related to this storyline is about motherhood somehow

Rebecca Ford has no kids btw

[shy sandal]

This is why i don't keep track of game's lores, especially MMOs

[white vale]

This is exactly why I do keep up with game lores

[shy sandal]

Too much stuff to catch up with

And there's games like Siege where i actively think not knowing the lore makes your experience better

So you don't know they are playing glorified paintball

[tacit geode]

They shot the guy that did that dw

[white vale]

I am brainrotted to the point where whenever I'm learning actual history, I pretend I'm reading real life lore

[shy sandal]

Now Deimos plays paintball with them 💔

Ts pmo

[shy sandal]

Real life lore goes hard. Have you played timeguessr?

[tacit geode]

Ooooh fell for it again

[dusty crypt]

wdym pretend, that's what history is

[white vale]

I have now and I suck ass

[tired steeple]

My gf’s been playing that

We also play scrandle

We play together so that we don’t need to hide the answers from each other

[green shoal]

Lesson learned.. do not play Darktide during the unemployed hours (early morning in North America/pre-Noon in Europe, on a weekday)

[true fog]

Hi guys iam new and havent been able to find people to do campaign mission with, which makes me wonder how much ahead community is ?

[thick fog]

we very ahead

But also monday so work hours

[green shoal]

You're trying at the worst time of day. Wait a few hours and more people will start playing.
(Or you can try to invite people to create a party)

[rare whale]

valid

At night its pretty bad too

Especially matchmaking for some reason

[true fog]

Iam in asia rn its almost evening

Hows the Lfg in this server for new palyers?

[unique lake]

Can we fix explosions please. I'm tired of being sent into the next segmentum when I'm barely in the blast radius. or just randomly in general.

Just now I was launched out of the Lateral shuttle by a Pox burster blowing up in front of the door

[dusty crypt]

are you doing the event

because explosions are specifically stronger in those missions

(yes it's completely goddamned smoothbrained and fatshark does hate you, next question)

[tacit geode]

I think its quite funny actually

[jaunty plover]

same! Keep getting disconnected from matches! And it's laggy as hell!

[round mica]

Why?

[prisma cypress]

[unique lake]

the event has just revealed how fucked the explosion physics are

[somber stream]

Another patch, another failure

[dusty crypt]

i don't know that explosion physics are terribly fucked outside of the event. i can't remember the last time i got exploded on and thought it was too strong. but i make a point of not being exploded on, so.

[pale sun]

WTF. Dakrtide keeps uninstalling itself from my PC. Ive had it do this 3 times already with updates or hotfixes.

[dusty crypt]

barrels are stupid, but players that get yote by barrels unintentionally are either also stupid, have teammates who are stupid, or are being griefed

[dusty crypt]

it's trying to tell you something

[pale sun]

Yeah. Play Space Marine 2. Fuck Darktide and how buggy it is. I love the gameplay, hate the game

[amber delta]

or play a good game instead of space marine 2

[dusty crypt]

(didn't wanna say it since i don't have sm2 but the amount of smoke it gets is remarkable)

[weak beacon]

It’s okay

But very lackluster

If you want to play the funny genetic freaks then it’s pretty good

[tacit geode]

6/10

[blissful kiln]

rolling simulator

[weak beacon]

Or just go play dawn of war

[amber delta]

game is a good looking spectacle, everything else is meh

[dusty crypt]

lore accurate

[weak beacon]

Stunlock simulator spore mine simulator etc

[somber stream]

Or you can

Y'know, serve Lady Liberty

40K is coming to the game anyway 👀

[thick coyote]

Ragdoll simulator

[somber stream]

Much much much less than it used to these day

There was a tribe alongside the Aztecs known as the Culhua.

The story goes that in the 14th century, the Aztecs approached the Culhua chieftain asking if they could have his daughter as the wife of Huitzilopichtli, their patron god, and treat her as their "sovereign."

The chieftain thought this was a good idea since the two tribes were having cordial relations with each other, so he sent them his daughter.

He did not know that becoming this god's "wife" meant they would sacrifice the girl, flay her skin, and then have a priest wear it.

When the chieftain went to attend the festivities, he recognized the priest was wearing his daughter, and so the Culhua took arms and drove the Aztecs out.

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/епифанцев-пишет-записывает-помечает-заметка-gif-2357234859552759596

deepest lore

[round mica]

tomorrows the biggest day

a monumental day actually

gargantuan actually

[somber stream]

The day we take the fight, to them

[round mica]

massive possibly

[somber stream]

Are you ready helldiver? 🫵

[round mica]

iirc the MO said this is the start of operation righteous reclamation

[somber stream]

Yes, we need an F.O.B

[tired steeple]

The amount of planet losses we’ve had is a bit silly

Wonder if they’ll change how liberation works

[little marten]

i played 3 minutes of helldivers

it crashed

[paper bluff]

I just applied Call of Duty pre-aim tactics to Darktide. It was disgustingly effective.

[somber stream]

I booked day off for tomorrow

[dusty crypt]

what does this mean

[somber stream]

Maybe it's your PC? I've only crashed once in the past 30 days

[amber delta]

I only get a crash when I press quit game

[little marten]

My pc is new

Ish

[tired steeple]

Aiming where your enemy is about to go

[somber stream]

New PC isn't immune to techshittery

[little marten]

Stawwppp

[somber stream]

Okay 😢

[weak beacon]

Whack it a couple of times that should do it

With a hammer

Then pc will work :)

[little marten]

I did worse I booted poe2

[blissful kiln]

pee oh E tuah

[mint gate]

Cinema

[dusty crypt]

kids these days. we just call that "leading the target"

though i haven't really needed to do that much in darktide

[weak beacon]

Poxtuah

[vocal dove]

if it was real, would you buy an official Warhammer 40k-themed cookbook

[dusty crypt]

just go to america

corn starch, corpse starch, same thing

[tired steeple]

Well it has a few namws

I say prefiring

[vocal dove]

no but like for real

[halcyon glen]

Good

[tired steeple]

Who’s your pfp? They’re cute

[weak beacon]

Good ol’ corpse starch

[vocal dove]

someimes i buy themed cookbooks
i got a Sonic one, a Final Fantasy XIV one, a Street Fighter one, and a Ghibli one

[tired steeple]

My friend has the ff14 one

There’s a skyrim one

[vocal dove]

The Mime from Clown Corps

[tired steeple]

Fallout

Thanks

I love clowns so that’ll be fun

[vocal dove]

very good read

i was made the head admin of the clown corps discord because the last one felt like stepping down and i was like "lol i like it give me the title" and they just did

[weak beacon]

Nurgle cookbook

[dusty crypt]

fictional themed cookbooks are for indulging in the vibes of a setting, particularly the culture if it's a worldbuildy kind of setting

the vibes of 40k are fucking godawful and what culture does exist is Don't Create The Torment Nexus level shit

so, a) such a cookbook would never exist except as made by people terminally brainrotted and cannot into media literacy, and b) no

[vocal dove]

counterpoint: the Fallout Cookbook is real and has a radroach recipe

[dusty crypt]

counter-counterpoint: brainrot

also gun to my head i'd rather live in fallout than 40k.

[vocal dove]

"The Italian Brainrot Cookbook for Kids" aight

oh no the cover is ai art

[nocturne flicker]

there'd be cookbooks in 40K. the contents would vary between the world and the class of the writer in particular

[dusty crypt]

not the question

[vocal dove]

also, the Alien franchise cookbook with Edible Facehuggers

[dusty crypt]

just make a cthurkey with crab legs instead of octopus and then spray lemon juice directly into your esophagus

[nocturne flicker]

ahhhhhhhh 🤯

[nocturne flicker]

cheery today aren't we?

[dusty crypt]

how does how cheery i may or may not be have anything to do with you answering a different question than they asked

[tired steeple]

Is that real

That’s vile. And awesome. And vile

They should make a 40k cookbook with just stuff like edible Tyranids

Eldar biscuits

[weak beacon]

Edible nurglings

[halcyon glen]

For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. We learned to talk and we learned to listen. Speech has allowed the communication of ideas, enabling human beings to work together to build the impossible. Mankind's greatest achievements have come about by talking, and its greatest failures by not talking. It doesn't have to be like this. Our greatest hopes could become reality in the future. With the technology at our disposal, the possibilities are unbounded. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.

[tired steeple]

It’s better than it being accurate

[vocal dove]

gonna let you in on a fun secret

most franchises have cookbooks

[tired steeple]

Ah time to get the 120 days of sodom cookbook

[solar horizon]

if you were offered to join the mechanicus, would you

[tired steeple]

Probably the fastest yes I’d answer tbh

[nocturne flicker]

Monkeys can communicate. What separates us from animals is agriculture.

Without agriculture, we could communicate all we wanted but we'd still just be Monkey Mk II hunter-gatherers. we'd lack civilisation

[tired steeple]

I think what separates is guns

[nocturne flicker]

Monkeys can use guns 😈

[halcyon glen]

Yeah keep talking

[nocturne flicker]

just making a point. speech is cool and all but without agriculture we're nothin

[vocal dove]

Mankind knew that they cannot change society. So, instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts.

[halcyon glen]

Geniussssss

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[vocal dove]

heaven or hell duel one lets rock

[nocturne flicker]

Hell. The prospect of Heaven is a bunch of pretty lies to cover up an ugly truth.

1,000,000 times over Hell, please.

Although Shangri-La would be cool too

[vocal dove]

i'm concerned these quotes are flying over your head

[halcyon glen]

Why won’t you talk to me

[nocturne flicker]

Forgive me, I'm just bored. No other reason I'd be here

[vocal dove]

guilty gear strive

[nocturne flicker]

don't know it, sorry

[tired steeple]

The toooown inside me

Buuuuurp

Sorry I was hungry

[vocal dove]

what

[tired steeple]

I hate that song btw

[nocturne flicker]

i've never heard of it.

[nocturne flicker]

borgir

[vocal dove]

ok i'm about to blow your mind rq

look up Find Your One Way on Youtube

[nocturne flicker]

man discord gettin greedy as hell since when can't i use a different pfp for a server profile? mfs tryna squeeze that nitro subscription into me

[nocturne flicker]

i'll look it up

[tired steeple]

I think the worst part was that you can't change your profile banner to any image, with gifs being a nitro exclusives

no it's you can't change it at all

unless you have nitro

[nocturne flicker]

ughhhhh

[thick fog]

Every user should be able to be change their profile banner but with a still image only

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it's a bit whatever

[tired steeple]

yeah I have no idea why that was never free

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i can agree with this

[thick fog]

At least the orbs do something for free users

[vocal dove]

guilty gear is a fighting game series that is probably the most ridiculous
every character is blatantly based on like 80s metal bands in some way
like Sol Badguy, the main character, his real name is Frederick, and he's a reference to Queen and Freddy Mercury

[thick fog]

I got the decoration i am using now with the orb quests

[nocturne flicker]

Sol Badguy 😭

[round mica]

orb

[nocturne flicker]

what in the kojima is that

[vocal dove]

dont worry, it's very self aware to know how silly that name is

[nocturne flicker]

cinema assoluto

[round mica]

you’re decoration diva

[thick fog]

[vocal dove]

the most famous character at this point probably is Bridget though
canonical silly trans girl fights with yoyo

[thick fog]

What a queen

[round mica]

i wish we had image perms again

i miss them

maybe one day

[thick fog]

zealot chat for you

[vocal dove]

her "around the world" trick is more literal

[nocturne flicker]

(maniacal cackling)

[vocal dove]

then there's the American Secretary of Defense, Goldlewis Dickinson, who fights with a giant coffin on a chain that secretly houses an escaped alien from Area 51 inside it

[nocturne flicker]

Senator Killjoy ahh

[round mica]

sounds like greymarrow from sea of thieves

[nocturne flicker]

i wonder what kitefin's doin rn

[thick fog]

fishing

[nocturne flicker]

scheming no doubt

[halcyon glen]

You never talk to me

[nocturne flicker]

eh?

[vocal dove]

Baiken, a one-armed one-eyed mega boobula samurai

[round mica]

gone’ finishing’

[nocturne flicker]

have i missed a chat or smth

[thick fog]

being fished right now

[round mica]

he speaks random words

do not mind him

[lilac crag]

Diana just quotes random things all the time

do not worry

[vocal dove]

ABA, an absolute girlfailure who is married to a giant sentient key

[nocturne flicker]

is the mk ii force sword any good these days? thinking about picking it back up

[nocturne flicker]

hahaha makes sense

[nocturne flicker]

what in satan's name is a "girlfailure"?

[round mica]

you’re so silly gears

[round mica]

sounds similar to a femcel

[vocal dove]

femcel squared

[nocturne flicker]

ahhh makes sense

[vocal dove]

oh yeah there's Johnny, who's basically Johnny Bravo as a sky pirate

[nocturne flicker]

woah mama

[round mica]

pirates of the sky sounds cool

[white vale]

It's in the name

[nocturne flicker]

[round mica]

@thick fog are you gonna do some cardio today

[vocal dove]

Bedman, a comatose genius boy soul tethered to his literal bed fighting to save his sisters soul despite also being the main villain of Xrd
and Bedman?, his soul inhabiting the bed while his sister runs around in the background
yes Bedman and Bedman? are two separate entities

[thick fog]

depends what you mean

[nocturne flicker]

it feels weird being an adult. i mean i've been an adult since 2019, but i still miss out on all these cool new words.

[round mica]

tf do you think i mean son

[vocal dove]

i'm 35 i just adult my own way
which is barely

[nocturne flicker]

i'm up for some cardio. time to hit the gym 😤

[round mica]

livin the dream are we marrow

[nocturne flicker]

i'm 24 lmao. a toddler basically

[white vale]

Turning 18 was the worst mistake I've made in my life

[thick fog]

Oh wait i forgot you do work out LOL

[vocal dove]

you're in your prime years rn, relish it

my back hurts

[white vale]

Fittest Warhammer fan

[nocturne flicker]

yes and no. i hate taxes and responsibilities but i'll hold onto them with claws if the alternative is to go back to a classroom 😭

[halcyon glen]

Wawawa

[round mica]

you can still be in your prime in your 30s it just depends how you treat yourself

don’t be silly

the decline starts into your 40s

[vocal dove]

i use a cane to walk around irl

[white vale]

The alternative is to vanish into the wilderness and only occasionally appear on a newspaper

[shy sandal]

There are two type of warhammer fans.

Nurgle enjoyers and Khorne enjoyers

[nocturne flicker]

i got ran over while i was in the army. civilian car. passed out while doing camo training after my corporal assigned me to a supposedly unused gravel road. holden commodore went right over my legs. they still play up on me 😂

[round mica]

are you a pimp?

[vocal dove]

oh yeah the weirdest most off the wall guilty gear character
lucy from cyberpunk edgerunners

[nocturne flicker]

hi :3

[round mica]

do you have a fancy top hat and fur coat..

[shy sandal]

hello

[halcyon glen]

Lost for words

[nocturne flicker]

how u doin? you a nurgle or khorne guy?

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/david-castello-lopes-je-vous-propose-l'amitié-gif-14417164339594349400

[white vale]

Embed failure

[nocturne flicker]

embed fail 🥺

[round mica]

you’re portuguese right? how do you feel about ronaldo

[white vale]

Mandated edict: laugh at this user

[shy sandal]

Khorne, i like the gym too much to live without it

[thick fog]

Siu irmão

[round mica]

khorne are definitely protein enjoyers

[nocturne flicker]

leg day would kill me with my injuries 😭

[thick fog]

Honestly dont have any interest on ronaldo lol

[shy sandal]

I just like picking heavy thing and then putting heavy thing down

[nocturne flicker]

i just use my job as a workout. i'm a hospital cleaner so i'm always on my feet anyway

[thick fog]

Mandated Edict: Castrate 🗣️

[round mica]

simple creatures we are

[nocturne flicker]

hear me out

[vocal dove]

slaneesh supremacy

[shy sandal]

Work on what you can, all that matters is that you're always doing something

[halcyon glen]

They tell me to please go fuck myself

[shy sandal]

SIUUUUUUUUUUU

[nocturne flicker]

sicilian-themed weapon skins in darktide

[round mica]

try water aerobics

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/creatine-beloved-my-beloved-gif-15521695168274896056

[nocturne flicker]

bodeo revolver skin. stiletto switchblade skin. lupara skin. that kind of stuff

[vocal dove]

i could probably make one

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-floyd-the-division-bell-gif-6605670778629124274

[nocturne flicker]

might be something i could do! thanks 😉

[round mica]

i mean if you have leg injuries yeah

[vocal dove]

weapon customization mod is what i'm best at

[round mica]

specially for the joins

[halcyon glen]

Try some buy some

[round mica]

joints*

[halcyon glen]

Try sprinting

[lilac crag]

i want the sm2 customization that the BP gets but on DTs version

the chain bullet is peak

[round mica]

ah yes

[halcyon glen]

The chains

[round mica]

a good old fashioned windsprint will fix that torn ACL

[nocturne flicker]

i unironically would fall to slaanesh first and foremost if i was in 40k and had a somewhat normal imperial human life. like, not knowing the consequences. don't let my pfp fool you, it'd be related to cooking not lewdness. this pfp is a boyfriend appeasement thing, it doesn't represent me. how you doin'?

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/bg3-baldur's-gate-3-jergal-withers-dnd-gif-6868901949040158862

[round mica]

jergel withers is a crazy ass name

[lilac crag]

I'm not sure if this is silly, funny, denial, or all three

[halcyon glen]

The grass

[lilac crag]

thanks diana

[nocturne flicker]

it's all three. it's truth too, to an extent.

[lilac crag]

you always know what to say

[halcyon glen]

Why does the grass grow blood blood blood

[shy sandal]

I just want more customization option in general. Like... faces and hairs and such... It'd be nice to have more options in the future, even if they are class specific like Vet's hair or Arbites' face

[lilac crag]

arby gets an unique haircut I don't see enough ppl use

[nocturne flicker]

i dislike all the hair options

[lilac crag]

it is a travesty

[nocturne flicker]

the generic south korean poltician cut

[shy sandal]

5 types of bald

[round mica]

that’s a great word

[lilac crag]

we do not relate cool things to lame people

[lilac crag]

also yea

[tired steeple]

hello alexander

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-pingo-pingg-sledging-sledge-gif-23566844

[lilac crag]

ello magos

[round mica]

the people who are blading and have the dreaded horse shoe pattern baldness with long hair

just cut it off bro

please

[shy sandal]

i have said this before, but that hair and face combo somehow is a perfect mix between Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Willem Dafoe

[lilac crag]

lol

[vocal dove]

listen i'd smooch a daemonhost

[round mica]

you say this as they would eat your gums from your skull

[vocal dove]

i'd smash khorne

[lilac crag]

he'd smash you back I'm pretty sure

[shy sandal]

Deamin' head*

[halcyon glen]

High hopes

[lilac crag]

what is this.............

[nocturne flicker]

😳

[lilac crag]

I'm afraid.............

[halcyon glen]

Dirty nitro users

[shy sandal]

Do you think Khorne likes Rage Against the Machine?

[tired steeple]

they should let me drink and drive a leman russ

[nocturne flicker]

sorry i'm back discord went all dumb against me

[halcyon glen]

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

[nocturne flicker]

anyways if i ever get male pattern baldness, shoot me. i'd rather have dementia

[halcyon glen]

Why was 66789 afraid of 66889?

[vocal dove]

hrt helps with that

[civic otter]

tick tick tick THE FLAME CLEANSES ALLLL

[nocturne flicker]

nah he likes 2007 emo music, trust

[round mica]

the average lemun russ driver

[shy sandal]

That's what Leman Russ would want you to do

[lilac crag]

tick tick tick WAN'EM CRISPY?!

[civic otter]

Go bald, grow a beard, become a proper ancient

[halcyon glen]

Holes as in holes

[round mica]

like midwest emo?

[vocal dove]

hbomberguy supremacy

[shy sandal]

My friend said it sounded like a stove turning on, and i can't unhear it

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/holes-zero-you-got-to-dig-them-holes-dig-digging-gif-12780548333918967587

[nocturne flicker]

kinda shit they'd play in a michael bay movie back then

idk what you'd call it

[civic otter]

swing swing YOUR DEATH, BLERGHHH WILL BE, HUGHHHH SWEET, BUT NOT, TO YOU!!!!

[halcyon glen]

Millions of years

[shy sandal]

Is that the fallout obsessed british man #54?

[lilac crag]

this is true

[civic otter]

Stoves are technically flamethrowers anyways

[lilac crag]

I'm going back to helldiving

[civic otter]

Good luck

[lilac crag]

I am God's happiest pyromaniac

[shy sandal]

Godspeed, i'm going to snooze

[round mica]

tomorrow is the biggest day

gargantuan even

massive actually

[lilac crag]

warbond in 3, update in 1........ the caves have eyes

[nocturne flicker]

btw y'all the dreg tox flamer's pack isn't connected to her flamer via a tube, even though there's supposed to be one. scab flamer has the tube. look at it in psykhanium and suffer with me

[rustic ore]

This hotfix...wut?

"Additional notes

The description of the “Superiority” Blaze Force Sword blessing was updated to also include Specialist enemies. This is a change that will be fully introduced in a future update, so for now there will not be any effect in active gameplay."

Then why make the change at all!? Just do it when its can actual thing! Jesus Fing Christ Fatshark

[round mica]

when i see a hivelord i’ll finally be happy again

[nocturne flicker]

i'm so sick of the medals grind dude. every time they add new content i go "yayyy time to reuse old content i've played to death 10x over so i can save enough medals to get the content, but i'm burnt out by the time i get the new stuff and i uninstall after a match with it"

[round mica]

Democracy has a price

and that price is your will to live

[lilac crag]

[nocturne flicker]

like i dread helldivers' content drops at this point bc it just requires too much commitment too often 😭

[lilac crag]

I waited from SE invasion up until now to properly get back into the game

[round mica]

i mean, not really if you just don’t focus on it too much

[lilac crag]

all things in medium doses

[halcyon glen]

Gyatt

[vocal dove]

are ogryns eunuchs

[nocturne flicker]

i love helldivers but i really think medals should just be done away with. when you unlock the warbond with SC you get everything from it without the extra grind

[round mica]

playing on difficulty 8 for a few hours will net you your max medals and grinding SC for a warbond takes no time at all lol

[nocturne flicker]

a few hours 😭

[lilac crag]

to be fair control group is really pushing the fucking limit with medal-per-item quantity

[tacit geode]

Are you that viral cod streamer from the other day?

[nocturne flicker]

warp backpack had me so tired bro

[lilac crag]

me too

and I'm still not done grabbing it

[rustic ore]

I don't, it makes it feel like your not just buying the new toys and leaving it at that. Forces even whales to actually play the game and earn their new toys like everyone else

[lilac crag]

I'm 3 medals off

[wooden creek]

The blessings tend to display data from a backend AFAIK, so when they touch some backend stuff that can end up being reflected in the blessings ingame. It's happened before, and sometimes some blessings get their text completely broken as a result.

[round mica]

“ i paid 40 dollars for the game and i have to actually play it?! “

[nocturne flicker]

sorry to disappoint, but no. haven't touched cod since... damn, probably 2020? and even then i didn't buy black ops 4 in 2018

[tacit geode]

That's kinda funny then because there was a guy who went viral for having your exact take and they were ripping him a new one

[round mica]

is this ragebait

[nocturne flicker]

earn the toys you already earned by grinding for SC?

i'm sorry but grind squared just has my employed ahh tired

[rustic ore]

You can buy SCs, you can't buy Medals. Everyone earns it some just have a slightly shorter road

[nocturne flicker]

no i just have a job

[round mica]

there is not grind in HD2 unless it’s for samples

[lilac crag]

I think there needs to be lower medal price per item but still have some meaningful feeling

[round mica]

if you think playing the game is a grind then maybe you play too much

[nocturne flicker]

i'd be happy with this

[lilac crag]

I truthfully don't want to have to buy heavy armor from control group just so I can unlock warp pack's page

I don't care for heavy armor

I don't even care for the fashion of it

but it's 100 medals total

[nocturne flicker]

there's playing the game and then there's having to grind twice consecutively

[rustic ore]

So it's a quirk of the coding? Would explain why the description of Voice of Terra is all bugged out. Luckily no one uses it lol

[vocal dove]

im just happy helldivers 2 has one of the only good ethical battlepasses

[round mica]

that’s another thing aswell

is it really a grind if it’s gonna be there for you forever

[lilac crag]

the list only gets longer with time

[nocturne flicker]

deep rock galactic still wins over all for me. it might not have all the fancy doo-dads, but i feel cared about as a customer with that game

[round mica]

because we know khorne has their employment and tired, they don’t have to worry about the grind

problem solved

[vocal dove]

lol fortnite dwarf

[tacit geode]

They should let you buy plasteel with aquilas

[lilac crag]

we need to explode you

[tacit geode]

They can thank me for the free banger idea

[round mica]

[vocal dove]

deep rock galactic is in the fortnite shop right now

[rustic ore]

Dwarfnite

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[round mica]

the skin looks so bad man

[lilac crag]

you're hurting me

actively

I'm like bleeding out with every word

[lilac crag]

thanks actually

[round mica]

i do like the emote with the two gemstones with the fan made DRG song tho

[rustic ore]

Fortnite is where IPs go to die.

[round mica]

i don’t think DRG is dying anytime soon man

[nocturne flicker]

please let me exchange crafting mats for others. like not even a joke i have unlimited plasteel but my diamantine's always sorta getting critically low. mind you i'm slowly getting all weapons mastered

[earnest nacelle]

I'm an older dude (in my 40s), so take that into account when I say:
It's silly to get upset when Fortnite gets a crossover of something you like. It's stupidly popular, and gets EVERYTHING, so having a Fortnite skins means as much or as little as you want.

[wooden creek]

I'd suppose so, makes sense since it'd mean you could just update the data and it automatically gets reflected, rather than having to manually update all the blessing text in all the localization files.

[vocal dove]

ironic that my favorites never seem to show up in it huh

lisa the painful and signalis and ultrakill and viscerafest my beloveds

[lilac crag]

SIGNALIS MENTIONED

YAAAAAAYYY

[tired steeple]

I should play lisa the painful

is viscerafest the game where the alien woman needs to get money for her honeymoon

[wooden creek]

But that would maybe not entirely explain why some talents just have wrong descriptions

[nocturne flicker]

grind squared. it's two grinds, one right after the motherf*ckin' other

[stuck phoenix]

How many bugs have you burnt today if it’s less than 100 you are a traitor

[vocal dove]

yes
game is actually goated

like unironically it's in my top 3 indie games ever

[white vale]

Does it count if I encounter a bug in Darktide and my PC overheats

[round mica]

my orbital napalm barrage has been on overtime

[blissful kiln]

it's where they get exposure to millions of impressionable kids

[earnest nacelle]

Ion Fury is still my favorite boomer shooter from that wave of releases.

[blissful kiln]

IPs thrive in Fortnite

[stuck phoenix]

No

[earnest nacelle]

It actually felt like back when I played Duke Nukem and Shadow Warrior as a kid.

[stuck phoenix]

I went in with a flamethrower and a jump pack

[vocal dove]

tbf, same devs

[blissful kiln]

Darktide x Roblox when

[stuck phoenix]

Got an achievement for 100 burnt enemies in one mission

[round mica]

never thought about it like this

[earnest nacelle]

Ion Fury scratched my childhood itch like no other.

[round mica]

but that’s true

[stuck phoenix]

It’s already the same quality as Roblox games

[lilac crag]

from morning up until now I've been on the bug front roasting the oil-seepers to the ground. my daily kill count has at least went up to the thousands

[rustic ore]

Heresy Detected. Mandated Edict: Mercy Sanction

[stuck phoenix]

Damm I’ve been busy watching Helldivers Jeopardy since I did a bug mission this morning

[round mica]

would save the game actually

[stuck phoenix]

And some other stuff

Gotta get my knowledge of my enemies up

[tacit geode]

Personally I stumbled in generational wealth (millions of mats) but pulling myself by my bootstraps (havoc 40)

[nocturne flicker]

ubisoft launcher is probably malware fr. sh*t used to overheat my old computer back when i'd try to play far cry 3. this was the standard kind of hardware in 2019 too.

[vocal dove]

god i hate the ubisoft launcher

[blissful kiln]

doubt it xdd
no amount of money will make Fatshark actually work

[white vale]

Programmed by the cheapest hands on the market

[vocal dove]

wild how it's legal to just deny someone their game because it was locked to a defunct account

[round mica]

uplay has a worse UI than og Origin we had to use for games like battlefield

and that’s a hard feat to beat

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway after I do this mission I’m gonna do a mission in New Alexandria

Gotta kill some squids

[vocal dove]

uplay has a worse ui than dial up era neopets

[tired steeple]

lmao is uplay still around

[round mica]

yes

unfortunately

[lilac crag]

I wish you good luck

kill in my name

[round mica]

it’s how ubisoft does crossplay for for honor and r6 i believe

[vocal dove]

"i hope your game is exclusively released on uplay store" is the new "i hope hbomberguy brings up your name in the post-fakeout section"

[stuck phoenix]

[nocturne flicker]

i REALLY don't like havoc. it only exists bc we've been powercrept to a point where auric was no longer able to challenge us enough. auric once held havoc's approximate niche back when we were actually balanced and enemies didn't need to be spammed hard enough to break/silence the audio for enemies that are balanced around having obvious audio cues.

[lilac crag]

[tacit geode]

Have you considered that the cluster fuck is also really fun

[stuck phoenix]

My current mission is learning the lore

[tacit geode]

I also feel that a difficulty increase ala havoc was always going to happen

[round mica]

lore of helldivers?

[tacit geode]

People improve its how the game works

[stuck phoenix]

I need to know the enemy then I can hate them more effectively

[lilac crag]

The two current raidable gloom planets, estanu and hellmire, have a history of constantly being fucking taken by the bugs or by us

estanu has had at least 10 liberations iirc

[round mica]

the automatons will be quite interesting

[nocturne flicker]

lots of enemies is fun, but the line is drawn when players are so OP that the game needs to rely on silent specials and ninja crusher overheads by unspeakable numbers to kill us. it should kill us with our own mistakes but we're so strong it needs to CHEAT

[stuck phoenix]

500 theories of them having human brains

[round mica]

no, they do

[vocal dove]

wait a minute are sicilian swords just dueling swords

[halcyon glen]

Dododo

[round mica]

automatons create other ones simply by taking the brain and putting it into a robotic shell pretty much

[halcyon glen]

Doobida

[round mica]

they are also direct evolutionary upgrades from cyborgs in HD1

[nocturne flicker]

sicilians gravitated towards rapiers during that kind of time. but knives took over in more recent history

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/creatine-beloved-my-beloved-gif-15521695168274896056

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah but they called it a theory in the video so I refer to it as such until I find a video that’s not calling it a theory

[vocal dove]

they seem very 'curved rapier'

[stuck phoenix]

Only calling it a theory when referring to videos

[round mica]

that’s fair

[stuck phoenix]

Also saw a theory of the bugs just being normal living beings

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cranberry-sauce-canned-cranberry-sace-lazy-thanksgiving-gif-7267980

[stuck phoenix]

And

Growing

[vocal dove]

kinda sucks i thought making a sicilian sword in wh40k would be a challenge before i googled what it was

[round mica]

the the automatons are also direct
upgrades because in the first game the cyborgs still have a lot of flesh on them instead of metal prosthetics

and in HD2 they are all completely metal besides their brains

[nocturne flicker]

duelling swords are like cutlasses and sabres iirc

but they're spiritual rapier successors to us vt2 vets

[stuck phoenix]

They don’t have grotesques to scare people massive downgrade but they have the Factory Strider so upgrade

[white vale]

Onslaught is right there, they just need to add it to the game

[round mica]

nah you’re right, in hd1 they were actually horrifying

[nocturne flicker]

moar vt2 stuff in dorktide pls. khorne skins gib

[round mica]

malformed disfigured cyborgs

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah they lost that and now just seem like a good idea for a Necron colour scheme or dreadnoughts

I will be doing that for the things that are similar to Automaton vehicles

[white vale]

Just actually give us crossover weapons with the movesets ported over one to one

[blissful kiln]

Bretonian Relic Blade

[halcyon glen]

Can I ask you a question?

[halcyon glen]

When play?

[white vale]

Brace of pistols too

[round mica]

i can’t wait for the update where instead of going to the terminid homeworld we go to Cyberstan

that will be a fucking ride

[halcyon glen]

Doobida

[nocturne flicker]

you could always see if there's some cosmetics you could mash up a stiletto out of. or a spadone

[stuck phoenix]

Remember the unused Automaton Choir

The fuck are they saving that for

[nocturne flicker]

i genuinely want a hand-and-a-half relic blade for vet

surely the datamined power sword p2

[nocturne flicker]

they added a unique thumbnail sorta thing for cyberstan didn't they?

[white vale]

The flail would fuck hard in this game

[blissful kiln]

Trollhammer Torpedo for Vet

[round mica]

the dance around the fire and sing Kumbaya

[nocturne flicker]

like it's no longer just a snowy whale boneyard map

[vocal dove]

i used an ogryn knife on a relic blade once

#darktide-driptide message did not turn out good

[halcyon glen]

Doobida

[round mica]

probably yeah

[nocturne flicker]

i genuinely think zealot and psyker should get flails. maybe even ogryn

[vocal dove]

big slappa

[round mica]

ogryn flail should just be the spine of a plague ogryn

[white vale]

Giving a flail to something as stupid as an ogryn might be unwise to say the least

[round mica]

multiple of them

[halcyon glen]

Path of exile when?

[nocturne flicker]

give that big man a heavy plasma gun rahhhh

[nocturne flicker]

(don't do this)

[vocal dove]

#darktide-driptide message

[white vale]

The heat meter is hidden

[halcyon glen]

Andante

Sweet thing (reprise)

https://tenor.com/view/hi-sweet-thing-gif-20639147

[nocturne flicker]

heck there's a whole bunch of nemesis force weapons that could get the human-sized treatment for darktide. force flails being one of them. force halberds are peak. there's force falchions, although that'd be difficult to put a niche in this game with catachan sword, heavy sword and force swords already existing

[vocal dove]

i design all of my gear with the weapon customization mod and then give them themed names as part of an in-character thing for my Adeptus Mechanicus Psyker, Philomena, and her company, the Philomena Collection Assembly

[halcyon glen]

Boys boys it’s a sweet thing

[white vale]

Admech

Psyker?

[vocal dove]

yes

[halcyon glen]

Hope boys is a cheap thing

[nocturne flicker]

Oh, all my dudes are just named "Emiliani"

i have OCD.

[lilac crag]

my arby is the only one named after me

[vocal dove]

fair

[lilac crag]

the rest are just titular names

Trench Rat, Skullstomper, Priest, Bloodweaver

[nocturne flicker]

how'd you know my name is actually Emiliani 😨

[lilac crag]

they're not very hard to guess

[vocal dove]

actually whenever someone requests me to design a weapon for them, i like to pretend that their character is directly commissioning the PCA

[lilac crag]

I... didn't imply anything like that, but, gud name

[white vale]

Well as far as I know admech and psykers are natural enemies in the sense that the former will always try to lobotomize the latter with varying degrees of catastrophic failure

[round mica]

@civic otter you seem like the kinda guy to enjoy jazz orchestral

https://open.spotify.com/track/0bTdAmgiDy4lG9DfhE7y00?si=BD3m55r-QquN5p_LHjEr5w&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1EIgjEIsiwmJI6

here you go buddy

[nocturne flicker]

thanks homie 😤

[vocal dove]

cant lobotomize someone who's already batshit crazy

[white vale]

Also psykers are directly linked to the actual Realm of Chaos and admech don't like chaos in every sense of the word

[halcyon glen]

Can I ask a question

Why are boys such cheap things?

[lilac crag]

that's a random quote, also

do not mind diana

[vocal dove]

easily sourceed building materials

[lilac crag]

marrow

[halcyon glen]

Why

[nocturne flicker]

i mean normal humans too, psykers are just the ones capable of materialising it at a risk of possession

[lilac crag]

I think I need to blow you both up

[halcyon glen]

Bone marrow

Ayo

[vocal dove]

i hear that daily

[round mica]

do not bone marrow bro

not cool

[nocturne flicker]

only blanks aren't connected. although you could debate that psykers are TRULY connected while normal humans are only partial i guess

[halcyon glen]

[white vale]

I mean yea but you know what I mean. Psykers are inherently unpredictable, and therefore they could never be actual members of the mechanicus

[lilac crag]

mechanicus are nerds

[nocturne flicker]

B Cawl on his way to restore pre-heresy lasrifles to spice up the lore at GW whim

[white vale]

If one is born on a forge world, they usually just get crammed into a holding cell and then loaded onto the nearest Black Ship

[nocturne flicker]

c'mon guys do something with Clonegrim. I need my mans back in the loyalist fold

[white vale]

Primaris Imperial Guard models

[nocturne flicker]

That's just the Imperial Army Auxilia

somehow they returned

[lilac crag]

this is all alien language to me

[vocal dove]

philomena is a special case because her sanity is loose but her commitment to her designs is unmatched
she's insane enough to try designs that most deem too stupid or dangerous and somehow makes them work anyway

[nocturne flicker]

just pre-Heresy nonsense. Back when humans weren't living in an oppressive stagnant dictatorship

[white vale]

Cawl will somehow figure out how to ship new equipment to literally every single regiment in the galaxy, rendering the Kantrael pattern obsolete because fuck you that's why

[round mica]

if you start to understand what is being said, i’ll have you met with a democracy officer

[nocturne flicker]

when the imperium was an actual secular innovative, almost paradise

[round mica]

and you’ll go to reeducation camp

[lilac crag]

I think I'm going to shoot first ask later

[white vale]

Set a timer for her joining the DarkMech

[nocturne flicker]

kantrael is obsolete if dt is anything to go off, accatran las weapons are absolutely SLIMING kantrael ones in this game

[vocal dove]

she also subscribes to the idea that anything is acceptable as long as it is done in the name of the emperor

[halcyon glen]

I’ll make you a deal

Like any other candidate

[lilac crag]

or tzeench demons giving her a funny idea thinking it was hers when it wasn't

I'm sure that's happened before

[white vale]

Yea girlie is part of the Dark Mechanicum and she doesn't even know it yet 💔

[upper citrus]

why tf is gloriana always on the special event lmfao

[lilac crag]

there's alot of things that go wrong in making new technology in the imperium which is why we are on a constant treasure hunt of old schematics or knowledge

[nocturne flicker]

urmal might actually be a darkmech tech-priest. yk, the admonition higher-up we hear about it dt. it's very flimsy of a theory based onvery little evidence thus far but i like the prospect

[lilac crag]

and we're so keen on using the past as propaganda to fuel our present having archives to remember lost relics

[long sigil]

any good news?

[white vale]

I think there is at least one inquisition secretary dedicated specifically to keeping track of this statistic

[white vale]

No

[long sigil]

same as shitty day

[vocal dove]

"is it heresy to prescribe the impossibilities of the Orks beliefs to our own weaponry if done in service of the Emperor" sort of stuff

[blissful kiln]

my KFC order is coming soon

[nocturne flicker]

kitefin the CM's online. means they're doing something. but nothing's out just yet

[long sigil]

damn

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[nocturne flicker]

zinger burger?

[white vale]

This happened in the All Guardsmen Party kind of

[halcyon glen]

We can jump in a river holding hands @jovial pine

[blissful kiln]

nah

KFC burgers are ass

[long sigil]

spam hard armor enemy make game balance shitty

[nocturne flicker]

the emperor would've wanted us to be more open to xenos tech, but he can't stop the high lords of terra from being speciesists

[halcyon glen]

Well pretend we’re walking home cus our futures at stake

[lilac crag]

that would get her shot

[nocturne flicker]

bc he's like kinda half dead

[lilac crag]

but it's a headcannon so do anything

[blissful kiln]

just be a rogue trader and use whatever you want

[long sigil]

and devil claw need buff flak damage

[halcyon glen]

If you want it get it here thing

[long sigil]

buff double barrel shotgun range damage

[nocturne flicker]

the ones here in australia are alright. i hear american kfc is bad. funny how much else that applies to, actually. coca cola too. american coke tastes awful. how do americans make the stuff they invented the worst?

[nocturne flicker]

Lupara 🤤

[long sigil]

lupara?

[blissful kiln]

it's more that I'm not a fan of chicken burgers

[lilac crag]

lowest quality marked at the highest price made at mainstream speeds

[stuck wasp]

Corn syrup surplus

[vocal dove]

of course

but much like the rest of the admech, her output and quality make her too valuable to kill

[halcyon glen]

It’s chicken sandwich

[blissful kiln]

I really liked root beer in murica

[white vale]

That's what we call an AdMech civil war in the making

[blissful kiln]

better than the other sodas

[nocturne flicker]

tbh we just need to nerf certain aspects of players that cause enemies to spawn in ridiculous numbers. catachan sword would be a MONSTER if crushers didn't spawn in packs of like 10 in every room

[white vale]

They've started shit for less

[vocal dove]

that's what we call "a good plot starter"

[narrow ledge]

mr e vid is right

when fall update

[lilac crag]

that would cause friction between another mechanicus, or a multitude. that is unless you are under rogue trader jurisdiction. then you might as well reinvent the AK 47

[white vale]

In fall

[long sigil]

but hard armor damage reduce useable weapon

[halcyon glen]

It’s fizzy drinks

I’ll tell you who you are if you nail me to your car

[white vale]

A Rogue Trader, or a very, very radical inquisitor

[long sigil]

wait

[nocturne flicker]

it tastes like vanilla, toothpaste and ginger beer in one. it's... weird. my australian friend (he's actually a mod here if you can find him) agrees. i mean it's good but it's an odd mix of flavours to our tongues

[long sigil]

ur profile pic character

is that

[lilac crag]

" guys holy shit " says the morally questionable tech priest pushing the boundaries of new technology

" I found out how them old losers used to fire their guns "

[long sigil]

chocker?

[lilac crag]

choker

yes

[long sigil]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

chocker look weird

[lilac crag]

without the c bart

[long sigil]

but ok

[lilac crag]

it's just choker

[long sigil]

chocker remind me

van darkhome

[halcyon glen]

This is the kiss off

[white vale]

"How, esteemed magos?"
"Literally nothing has changed"

[nocturne flicker]

i know right? ugh, the things i do for my boyfriend. i love him, so i'll match pfps with him. i can't refuse him, too cute. i wish i could set my own pfp for this server as a profile but i need nitro

[blissful kiln]

choke on deez

[lilac crag]

I can not tell if this is satirical

it's really funny

[nocturne flicker]

and i'm not paying for nitro

[long sigil]

choker remind me van darkhome

damn

[nocturne flicker]

it is the exact literal truth

[long sigil]

what a deep dark fantasy

[halcyon glen]

Nitro is the devil’s tool

[lilac crag]

" gosh I hate looking cute for my boyfriend "

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/van-darkholme-van-darkholme-leather-mask-gif-25822822

[lilac crag]

this is true btw

[nocturne flicker]

my profile picture that i WANT to set on this server is twinked up satan. no not that hazbin hotel nonsense. just twinked up satan. proper angel form

[long sigil]

is it famboy

[lilac crag]

yes Bart

[nocturne flicker]

yuh

[long sigil]

shit

[blissful kiln]

it's femboy-general

what did you expect

[elder merlin]

What in tarnation

[civic otter]

A daemon of some sort? Be assured corruption is to be rooted out

[long sigil]

van darkhome💀

[lilac crag]

do not mind Bart
he's scared of gays

[white vale]

This is literally the sanest thing you've said all day

[civic otter]

"He's right you know"

[blissful kiln]

the gays are coming

[lilac crag]

I like my nitro, I look cool

[blissful kiln]

hide your husbands

[elder merlin]

[nocturne flicker]

i am already here

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-gachi-gachi-muchi-herington-billy-herington-gif-21673533

[lilac crag]

I didn't pay for it so I can giggle in evil glee

[civic otter]

There was unironically a parade in albania once a few years back. Well they tried to do it more like

[elder merlin]

Never understood you nitro fuckers

[civic otter]

Nitro-racist

[lilac crag]

you're too old

it's okay

[long sigil]

what\

[elder merlin]

And proud of it

[somber stream]

Nitroid

[civic otter]

[blissful kiln]

Nitro has neat features

[white vale]

Buying Nitro was the worst purchase in my life

[blissful kiln]

but I'm not paying for that

[civic otter]

Just buy fent at that point

[long sigil]

nitro lool good

[elder merlin]

Ya'll just want a pink name and those gooner anime emotes like Rewdy? I suffer no such weakness

[nocturne flicker]

a handful of them that should be free too

[long sigil]

but i no buy

[lilac crag]

I just want my banner to look good/silly

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

I could care less about emotes

[blissful kiln]

using emojis\stickers from other servers is the biggest one

[nocturne flicker]

i want nitro so i can use my own chosen pfp instead of this bf matching one on specific servers.

[long sigil]

use base emoji

[lilac crag]

I'm only pink cus I was matching licht

[somber stream]

Emotes are great

I like pepe

[nocturne flicker]

but i don't want to buy nitro bc i'm not THAT opulent

[long sigil]

release pic and gif fat sharker

[civic otter]

Truth

[vocal dove]

the PCA is a rogue trader, that does make sense

[lilac crag]

we're not allowed gifs anymore

[nocturne flicker]

darktide steam game profile when

[halcyon glen]

Gay fat rat

[nocturne flicker]

there was an incident

[lilac crag]

a multitude

[long sigil]

huh

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[nocturne flicker]

one combined incident

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[blissful kiln]

dethrone the oppressors

[lilac crag]

I will combine you into a compact ball and throw you

[narrow ledge]

yappers

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

Remember Joe the Emotiguy

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/bg3-baldur's-gate-3-jergal-withers-dnd-gif-6868901949040158862

[white vale]

Planetary Closure Administration mentioned

[elder merlin]

I like your song, @lilac crag

[halcyon glen]

I’m made of iron

[long sigil]

song?

[lilac crag]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[lilac crag]

which one?

[nocturne flicker]

my snake is solid

[elder merlin]

The biting elbows one on his spotify

[lilac crag]

oh swather weather nightcore

[lilac crag]

oh

[halcyon glen]

I have a snack

[elder merlin]

I clicked on his name to see his cover picture

[vocal dove]

Philomena Collection Assembly

[nocturne flicker]

damn my choker doesn't compare to that

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-snack-this-is-a-yummy-snack-a-snack-this-is-a-snack-snack-gif-25942015

[long sigil]

i dont like choker

looks

uhh

creepy

[lilac crag]

what's that got to do with your choker silly

[lilac crag]

thank u paul

[long sigil]

male or woman

just dont like

[nocturne flicker]

it's freaky

[long sigil]

ewww

[lilac crag]

I'm totally normal though

[long sigil]

normal?

here?

[elder merlin]

You're welcome, poozer

[blissful kiln]

chokers are peak tho

on women

[halcyon glen]

Why are you thinking

[blissful kiln]

monkey neuron activation

[civic otter]

The sins of lust and gluttony have consumed the masses bart

[lilac crag]

trust me
there is nothing strange that I've said
not one thing at all

[nocturne flicker]

irl i just walk around in a vest, dress shirt, trousers and dress shoes. 1900s type of style

[halcyon glen]

What are you feeling

[elder merlin]

Whats it like to be afraid and weak?

[halcyon glen]

My name is Mr Touchshriek

[nocturne flicker]

i prefer men myself

[lilac crag]

[nocturne flicker]

same

[civic otter]

Get him bart

[elder merlin]

I like my women muscular and my men feminine

[long sigil]

uhhh

should i?

[civic otter]

Follow your heart

Little things are more pure than hate

[long sigil]

kms

[civic otter]

Unfortunate

[lilac crag]

is this a cock joke

[tired steeple]

they should make you pass an IQ test before allowing you to use the 380mm

[nocturne flicker]

more to love if they have some excess meat yk.

[elder merlin]

Lol

[lilac crag]

we should play sometimes

[civic otter]

Do you think it is?

[white vale]

You know what, she's batshit insane enough that I'm beginning to like her. Mind if I use her as an antagonist in my Dark Heresy game?

[lilac crag]

I'd give you a golden star if it was

[civic otter]

I believe those times have passed me

[lilac crag]

no one's too old for a golden star

[blissful kiln]

manly

[vocal dove]

hellyea
lemme find my rogue trader sheet rq for visual reference

[nocturne flicker]

40K guardsmen be like "ohh noo a baby tyranid so scary wahhh"
30K guardsmen facing down a literal daemon primarch like "i need moar booletsss" with the recoil vibrating their buttcheeks

[lilac crag]

THEIR LASGUNS

DONT HAVE

RECOIL!!!!!!!!

[tired steeple]

depends on the writer tbh

in darktide they have recoil for some reason

[lilac crag]

yes well FS allows for many outlandish things

like krieg ogryns

[civic otter]

Tbh most 40k games are not a good bar by any means

[lilac crag]

or " psyker rights "

[nocturne flicker]

some of them used bolters, especially on terra. was desperate times. iirc some guardsmen could even get volkite weapons in 30K but i can't remember if that's just nonsense

[tired steeple]

don't tell me krieg has no ogryns

[long sigil]

buff lasgun

and autogun

[halcyon glen]

Men

[long sigil]

brace?

[lilac crag]

I'm almost 100% sure there's never been a krieg ogryn mentioned outside of darktide

[long sigil]

and burst auto gun

[tired steeple]

more evidence krieg sucks ass

[halcyon glen]

Hello Korean pig dog

[lilac crag]

I don't think they even allow abhumans

[long sigil]

sup dog

[lilac crag]

HOP OFF MY REGIMENT

[nocturne flicker]

infantry has insane recoil for what it is. meanwhile recon is just a classic cod LMG with an overtuned no-recoil foregrip

[long sigil]

cool when

[halcyon glen]

Gay is scary

[bronze wren]

Imagine a kriegsman riding into battle on an ogryn

[vocal dove]

#darktide-driptide message

[long sigil]

true

[civic otter]

The krieg abhor mutants, but it is not impossible per say. Auxiliary units signed off by the astra militarum are not uncommon

[thick fog]

some people said there been mentions on books but background

[nocturne flicker]

i've always liked cadians. pretty purple eyes

[white vale]

I think most sources describe lasguns as having some small amount of recoil

[lilac crag]

thank you

[long sigil]

huh

[lilac crag]

they're so fat they have to be in the background

an kriegryn coat is enough to weave another 10 coats for other kriegsmen

[white vale]

Cadian try not to mention your purple eyes challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

[tired steeple]

I don't mind faceless unfeeling suicidal soldiers right but that goes to the elites

not the regulars

[long sigil]

i want new darktide roadmap

[nocturne flicker]

reminder that a drunk female ogryn once flirted with a character in one 40k novel. name of the novel escapes me now

[thick fog]

"Space marine 2 has roadmap so why Darktide not has it too?"

[lilac crag]

because space marine 2 fucking sucks

[tired steeple]

it's gonna be good again soon

don't worry

[thick fog]

tell that to mister e

[lilac crag]

mister e fucking sucks

[long sigil]

whennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

fat shark tell me whenn

[tired steeple]

new roadmaps fix so many of my previous complaints

[civic otter]

Engagement bait

[nocturne flicker]

probably won't happen. fatshark is very... "spontaneous" and roadmaps don't suit their style. they just don't like keeping to that kind of thing bc of how rigid it is

[white vale]

This would mean that Fatshark have actual deadlines and obligations

[long sigil]

fuck

[nocturne flicker]

i don't have an opinion on him

don't know enough about him

[thick fog]

https://discordapp.com/channels/727074276724965407/786208719200583710/1411975396907417660

[vocal dove]

Philomena once turned a Shredder Autopistol into a sharpened Wraithbone SMG called the PCA Wraithneedle

[halcyon glen]

Show me your love

[lilac crag]

you're kidnapping me to ancient times so much so that I can't see the message

[thick fog]

click it again

[nocturne flicker]

they're so pretty 🥰

[dense slate]

shame the planet exploded

[lilac crag]

I only speak the truth so always believe me

[nocturne flicker]

same