general-chat

[misty trench]

boeing employees be like

[nocturne bloom]

Every nation made incredible firearms during the first world war, even if they got forgotten they were still instrumental in what we have today

BF1 did an amazing job showing that

Even something like the frommer stop pistol

[misty trench]

interwar development is also hella interesting

[thick coyote]

Oh yeah
In BF1 you could damage tanks with incendiary grenades
Felt like Finland vs Russia in 1939 💀

[misty trench]

.276 pedersen my beloved

[nocturne bloom]

Well

[misty trench]

ww1 tanks were sketchy af

so cool looking tho

[nocturne bloom]

Tanks then were mostly reused farm equipment with the exception of the FT17 and the French Supers

[gilded socket]

Lamia uses fart gas on automantons

[misty trench]

at the brisbane museum there's a captured german ww1 tank that's actually still functional

[nocturne bloom]

Ive used gas in HD2 less than 10 times total

[gilded socket]

I dont fart gas i use fire

[nocturne bloom]

Yup, pretty sure its just a tractor under it

[misty trench]

pretty much lol

[nocturne bloom]

Russia though

They

Made some abominations

[misty trench]

the fucking double tanks n shit

[nocturne bloom]

US too

[nocturne bloom]

Not even that

Before that

[somber stream]

The T-35 Landship is based

[misty trench]

the funky little t-18s?

[gilded socket]

I hate russian tanks

Shitboxes

And not in the funny way

[nocturne bloom]

Look up Tsar Tank

[misty trench]

oh right yeah I forgot about the fucking bicycle tank thing

yea that

with the big wheels

[somber stream]

lol yeah that exist

Style point + 100000

[misty trench]

insanity

[somber stream]

Something you'd expect to see in "Wild wild west"

[nocturne bloom]

Didn't stop there

The crap they tried making man

A for effort

[somber stream]

It was experimental era

Go nuts

[thick coyote]

Throw at the wall, see if it sticks

[nocturne bloom]

Until the French do better

[somber stream]

I know of the Renault and the Saint Chamond

[nocturne bloom]

By the time the second world war happened though they changed the game

[somber stream]

The very first tank destroyer

[nocturne bloom]

Chamond was more of a nightmare than media portrays it

If it didnt get stuck, the tracks snapped

[somber stream]

Yeah i know very well how it fare against trenches lol

[nocturne bloom]

Mud

It weighed

A lot

I think it was Russia that tried using one in ww2 as well

[somber stream]

Also it tend to get stuck due to the protrude front

[nocturne bloom]

Overhang yea

You can see why in photos of it

Too much weight on the front

But at the time it was acceptable

[gilded socket]

I love the masters of ceremony armor so much

Its so pretty

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only worn the Cinderblock armor since it came out

[gilded socket]

The wuh

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Cinderblock, from the Urban legends collection

[nocturne bloom]

The armor in the upcoming warbond I might wear tho

I like the cosmonaut style helmet

[somber stream]

Sardaukar!

[nocturne bloom]

Do we know what the armor bonus is?

[somber stream]

Leak said it's 50% dmg res to toxic, fire and gas. Also 30% something else i forgor

[gilded socket]

Also its interesting on how the masters of ceremony armor is kinda telling a bigger story about the depreciation of resources

[nocturne bloom]

Ah man

I really like siege ready

[gilded socket]

Yes i know it was released in celebration but is that really the truth?

[somber stream]

30% throw distance

[nocturne bloom]

Lots of people think the warbonds are supposed to show the state of super earth's forces

So who knows

[somber stream]

Back then the narrative was the situation was so dire, even the honor guards had to fight

[nocturne bloom]

Eh, not for me but the resist is cool

[misty trench]

we peaked at the bob semple ofc

[somber stream]

If you look at the ceremonial rifle, you can see quick sloppy weld work near the magazine release

[nocturne bloom]

My ww2 mosin:

[somber stream]

[nocturne bloom]

Im not even joking

It looks as cheap as it was

[somber stream]

Also masters of ceremony is the only Bond so far that has a lore story advancement in real time

They got buffed due to the battle for super earth

[somber stream]

Like a true Mosin should be

[gilded socket]

I noticed that as soon as i used the ads

[nocturne bloom]

Russia didn't even make the best Mosins

Finish/Austro Hungarians technically did

Hex or bust

[somber stream]

I mean make sense, their country was in turmoil during that part of history

[nocturne bloom]

I just wanted one because its cool

[gilded socket]

Honestly i like to think that the war is draining our resources so bad we started using suicide bombs, recruiting criminals and outlanders, and dipped into parade only gear to keep fighting

I mean the grenade from ceremony warbond feels like a firework more than a actual grenade

[somber stream]

It uh

It can kill bile titans and tripods

[nocturne bloom]

Thats what its name means mostly

Pyrotech

Pyrotechnics

[nocturne bloom]

Original imperial army mosin rifles were good though

[gilded socket]

Ahhh

[nocturne bloom]

Not the best but it was certainly some of the better ones russia made

[somber stream]

Suddenly, Finnish songs in my random spotify playlist

Perkele

[nocturne bloom]

Remember kids

The 1911 was intended to be shot with 1 hand

Dont disappoint the big man

[stable fox]

Darktide server is getting liberated by Super Earthlings

[gilded socket]

Wuff

[nocturne bloom]

I just realized I need to get up early

Its early

[somber stream]

Goodnight Lamia

Phone to sleep mode

[nocturne bloom]

No point

[gilded socket]

Stay up lmaie

And frink

[fierce cave]

Super earthlings is crazy

[stable fox]

Oh look a sangheili

Wait a minute

[nocturne bloom]

Pain

[stable fox]

Are you for Sword of sangheili or for false prophecy of Covenant?

[gilded socket]

Nah

Just 500kg bomb it

[halcyon glen]

Vermin away

[sonic sonnet]

I'm downloading Vermintide now

[nocturne bloom]

Its hard sleeping

[sonic sonnet]

it better be good

[thick coyote]

It's alright

Overrated as fuck

It got French people on it

Ew

And elf

Ew

But it has hot lady and hot dwarf

So it balances out

And I mean literally hot

She's on fire

[sonic sonnet]

someone else said it's better than Darktide

and also I like Fantasy a lot as well

Bretonnians are pretty cool

[green shoal]

What does Maelstrom mean? Does it mean "enemies will never stop coming so you should keep pushing forward", or does it mean something else

[analog marsh]

Just affects the modifiers.

[wooden creek]

Means it has unique combinations of different modifiers, some of which are only found on maelstrom missions

Like no ammo pickups + scab only + mostly melee units

[green shoal]

Ah, but the modifiers aren't consistent (so you can't specifically say what exactly somebody would encounter)?

[analog marsh]

read the modifiers

they're listed

[wooden creek]

It tells you what the modifiers are on the mission board

[green shoal]

Ah... ok

[wooden creek]

Only heresy and auric have a maelstrom mission

[stable fox]

Havoc is havoc

[thick coyote]

those are unrelated
Specialist will spawn to keep you moving regardless of the mission
However, havoc has hordes on timers and triggers, so staying still is not ideal and moving forwards too quickly isn't ideal

[wooden creek]

We're talking maelstrom here, not havoc

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Dont be hard

Duh

Aughh i need more games where you can wear dress uniforms into battle

[green shoal]

I know Fatshark puts a lot of effort in to creating a positive, non-toxic community, that's why they never implemented a scoreboard after matches. (I used to resent that Darktide had no scoreboard, I wanted to see my stats. But after installing the scoreboard mod, I agreed that FS made the right decision - any scoreboard encourages specific types of play.)
But I do want to give kudos to my 2 teammates from my last mission (we were missing a 4th). I wonder if having a place where you can acknowledge good players would be toxic or not...

[rocky moat]

people will always find a way to be toxic

trying to force people to not be just makes the ones that will be anyways worse because they have to go through more hurdles to be an ass

[gilded socket]

Toxic butt sludge

[stable fox]

Warhammer is toxic
Just towards xeno filth

[rocky moat]

and eacother

zealot chat ptsd

wonder what htat place is like nowadays

havent been there in so long

[stable fox]

I never checked

[gilded socket]

The godless spark is melting in the dark

[thick coyote]

It's alright

The good people got banned

The bad people got banned

Zealot is on a state where there's not much to be discussed about

So we just

Show zeal about different things

[stable fox]

You say that as if you're not a witch

Which is what Zealots not fond of

[thick coyote]

Well technically Perfectionist is Shroudfields Modifier

Which also tells you that I'm a Shroudfield user

Now I just need a knife

[stable fox]

What

[thick coyote]

But Perfectionism is Psykers DD modifier

Which is my profile picture

It's a double entendre type deal

[stable fox]

Karking witches, always makes my brain numb

[digital lava]

...aw lucky

[stable fox]

YOU

Karking blue felinid

Where have you been

[rare pulsar]

Ive had people with a mod that posts the damage in the chat after the match. Ofc only when they had the highest. I find the fixation on damage stupid and scoreboards. Because its a team effort.

[digital lava]

≽^•⩊•^≼

In the walls

[gilded socket]

Managed Democracy is at stake

[digital lava]

What about theocracy

[stable fox]

What about God Emperor

[digital lava]

What about lunch? And maybe dinner

[stable fox]

After you kill 41k Heretics

[digital lava]

Gotta grab all of the 40,000 hammers

[jaunty plover]

Ogryn chat is inactive. Any good mix melee and range build. I want to power up the Heavy stubber, but also has good melee with Bully club and cleaver

[digital lava]

All ogryn perks, are Emperor tier

[rocky moat]

has zealot chat just gone through the stages of grief?

when i was last there we were at anger

have we hit acceptance

[thick coyote]

About what exactly

[rocky moat]

i dunno in general

i suppose

[lilac crag]

zealot chat in general is a bunch of perfecti-

oh

[thick coyote]

It's pretty much chill in there as of the moment

[lilac crag]

wait

[digital lava]

Zealots stay malding

[rocky moat]

grieving the points that got taxed to havve a functional build 🥀

[west urchin]

open up the ogrynomicon and turn to the page that says 'Obliterator', if you want to lean more into ranged, above it will be the Leadbelcher. The ogrynomicon is pinned in the ogryn channel.

[thick coyote]

Oh no that's kinda still a thing

Except we just accepted

And The Build™ was born

So The Build™ is the apex of such grieving

Although Hammer got the rework back then

Relic Blade was added

And Eviscerators had their caps removed

So Zealots power is pretty fucking high

Which kinda appeases things

Oh and tactical axe got buffed recently as well and it became a flavor of the month kinda thingy

Don't ask my opinion about Tactical Axe and things will go smoothly

So yeah

Pretty chill

Just waiting on the next big thing

Which btw should be veterans new weapon

As promised back in November-December 2024

💀

Melee? Ranged? Hybrid?
We don't know

[elder merlin]

Fuckin

[stable fox]

"I'm not reading all that, sah! But good for you, sah! Or sorry that happened, sah."

[jaunty plover]

What's the ogrynomicon? Is it on the DT guides webside or something else

[elder merlin]

Wake up a 4, rush to the toilet, almost dont make it, also feel this gunk in the back of my throat

Its gonna be a week, i can already tell

[stable fox]

[thick coyote]

Guide pinned on Ogryns chat

It's on steam as well

[elder merlin]

Cant tell if its 4 am that got me feelin some type of way or i caught a bug from my mother

[stable fox]

Dedushka Paul needs a new stomach

[halcyon glen]

Zealot is the product of shade and zealot

[elder merlin]

Stomach never failed me before

Its the rest of the body that is failing me

Or im failing it

[stable fox]

Guess you need Omnissiah too

[thick coyote]

It's like
They have zealot in the name

So

Was Saltz a Bounty Hunter that became a Witch Hunter Captain

[stuck phoenix]

New Major Order its flamethrower time

[thick coyote]

But the world was ending and he became even more devout to sigmar

Which turned him into a Zealot

But he was so devout they upgraded him to Priest

[stable fox]

Darktide server is just Helldivers 2 server now

[thick coyote]

Think about it

[stable fox]

[stuck phoenix]

Helldivers 2 has a good flamethrower

[stable fox]

Yes

[stuck phoenix]

Completely reasonable

[stable fox]

I'm burning in Purity when using this weapon of cleanse

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway Operation Righteous Reclamation has begun

We go into the terminid gas cloud

[stable fox]

Yes

[stuck phoenix]

And burn them all to death

[stable fox]

I know

I hate those already

They stinks

[stuck phoenix]

And run them over

[little marten]

Gloom is cool but I cba for the constant fog

[stuck phoenix]

And have every fire weapon possible

Surely it can’t go wrong

[stable fox]

Fire. Death. Renewal.
FIRE. DEATH. RENEWAL.

FIRE! DEATH! RENEWAL!

[pulls out Comically Large Flamer]

Where was I again?

Ah, right, Heretics.

[stuck phoenix]

I’m going from Fenmire to Hellmire

[tacit geode]

Given that weird bug the vets shop I'm thinking it's coming soon (cope)

[stuck phoenix]

Fantastic

[amber delta]

this thing is fantastic for real

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[lime beacon]

EMBED FAIL

[amber delta]

LAUGH AT THIS USER

[lime beacon]

[green shoal]

I play zealot because it feels the most 'fun' to me. Ogryn feels too strong (I want to struggle... and be fast), Psyker is respectable, but complicated and responsible, Arbites is too OP, Veteran... I've never tried Veteran but I assumed Veteran was mostly slower and more focused on Range, whereas I like the 'adrenaline' (frantic melee) of zealot

[ripe tangle]

Arbys has the meats, therefore Arbites are meaty.

[round mica]

[thick coyote]

Me not rescuing the Arbitrator from the poxhound
He'd understand that the dog should be fed
Also a punishment for taking Lone Wolf

[round mica]

[dapper trench]

sup

[somber stream]

Another day

Another patch

[long sigil]

small patcj

but they work

[delicate vapor]

time for 6 packs of beer

[somber stream]

Yes, commendation is in place

[long sigil]

i want something big patch

[dusty crypt]

very interested to see if they actually fixed the crash this time

[long sigil]

beer price expansive

mf

[dusty crypt]

or if it's another "fixed crash EDIT: did not actually fix crash"

[elder merlin]

Goto sleep, @forest creek

[dusty crypt]

wdym it's late morning in sweden

[stable canopy]

Such a big update

Huge even

[dapper trench]

thats what she said

[elder merlin]

Exactly, the perfect time for a nap

[amber delta]

helldiggers update in 4 days, fatshank better drop big content before that

[elder merlin]

[dusty crypt]

fair

[tacit geode]

Hobiex

[somber stream]

Tomorrow, acktually

The new Warbond is in 3

[amber delta]

o

very good

I thought it was all coming on 4th

[somber stream]

Yeah same, weird

[stable fox]

Warbond coming later but update not

Oddly specific but okay

Anyway drg and helldivers collab when

I want dwarfs

[stuck phoenix]

I got 40 super credits in 1 match

[little marten]

Oh boy oh golly oh yippee a hotfix!!

[stuck phoenix]

What’s broken this time

[stable fox]

The faith in Emperor

[amber delta]

I just farmed my 1.5k creds yesterday for halo bond

I literally only wanted the AR

[stuck phoenix]

Nice

[amber delta]

money well spent

[delicate vapor]

:doro_stare:

[amber delta]

[stuck phoenix]

I was just doing a level 4 bug mission and got 40

[stable fox]

Doro.exe not found

[stable fox]

[long sigil]

dororong

[stuck phoenix]

God fucking dammit

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[stuck phoenix]

I knew I forgot something

[little marten]

no scoreboard because toxic
introduce havoc

[sleek harness]

Very very obviously

[stuck phoenix]

I spent all my common samples

[sleek harness]

The update is on September 2 because

It is my birthday

[stable fox]

Merry Christmas

[little marten]

Happy birthday

[stable fox]

[amber delta]

Happy Christmas

[sleek harness]

Thank you Nurgle Silverhand

[stuck phoenix]

Happy Halloween

[sleek harness]

And Loner Hater

[long sigil]

happy birthday dog

no

rat

[sleek harness]

I am not a dog

[delicate vapor]

whose birthday

[long sigil]

rat meat good?

[delicate vapor]

the animal

[sleek harness]

Go find it by yourself

Hungry beast

[long sigil]

where r u

[stable fox]

no plankton do not add skaven into chum food

Your customers will get sick

Well, chum is already disgusting

[sleek harness]

Oh, I am worse than human fish guts and meat for you?

[stable fox]

I dunno

[long sigil]

ye

[stable fox]

Nobody tried to gut skaven and cook

But skavens did gut us

[somber stream]

Rat meat actually taste kinda delish

[stable fox]

Licht, don't get any ideas

[sleek harness]

Sibling Michael Jackrabson had ate a dead body if his brother a year ago

[somber stream]

Nah in Asia they have these farms, raising rats for meat

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

He said it tasted like meat

[long sigil]

rat farm💀

[stable fox]

Karking... Eugh

[somber stream]

They're clean so no risk of funky feelies

[stable fox]

I'd rather stick to chicken

[somber stream]

They taste kinda like pork, but softer and sweeter

[stable fox]

I dunno, feels a bit like desperation food in apocalypse

[somber stream]

No actually, taste more like rabbit

[sleek harness]

You know Asia's situation is bad when they need to farm rats for food

[somber stream]

Nah

Just a fun side dish

[long sigil]

but korea not eat rat

[stable fox]

oh don't you karking dare to eat bunnies

[long sigil]

china does

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

What's wrong with eating bunnies?

[sleek harness]

But it probably taste like chicken

[somber stream]

That's what your forefathers have for breakfast, lunch and dinner

[long sigil]

no eat bunnies eat chicken

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Yeah bunnies taste like chicken

[stable fox]

Okay that's it

[long sigil]

what

[stable fox]

💥

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus, ever ate pork?

[stable fox]

Nay

[dusty crypt]

at some point you gotta admit that the reason it's distasteful to eat some animal meats and not others is because we have a cultural tendency to anthropomorphize some and not others

[long sigil]

i am asian so i say asia hate it is same as blame me

[somber stream]

Bunny is the cutest animal i've ever ate, hopefully it stops there

[dusty crypt]

not because of anything intrinsic to the critters themselves

[long sigil]

dugudugu dundun dun dun dun

[sleek harness]

Are tou vegan, Nicolaus?

[stable fox]

Nay

[sleek harness]

THEN HOW YOU NEVER ATE PORK

[arctic gazelle]

eat hares

[sleek harness]

[stable fox]

I ate chicken

[arctic gazelle]

they are the evil mean versions of rabbits

[long sigil]

hare is kinda ugly

[dusty crypt]

jews and muslims:

[arctic gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/water-ship-down-gif-7162552

[stable fox]

IP grabber! Wardens, crusify them!
/Jk

[sleek harness]

Still cannot wrap my head around this

The hell this means

[stable fox]

Image perms after talking a lot but can't use it in general chat

[sleek harness]

[stable fox]

That was left 4 dead reference

[amber delta]

[stable fox]

What in karking tarnation of hel-ish warp is this

[dusty crypt]

monke

[amber delta]

monke

[long sigil]

monke

[somber stream]

monkeeeeeeeeeee

[stable fox]

I KNOW IT'S MONKE

[sleek harness]

Ancestors

[dusty crypt]

what else do you need to know then

monke

[stable fox]

Not your ancestors tho

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

Say how skavens were made

10 seconds

[stable fox]

Warp

[karmic sun]

Me thinking is join this discord to see darktide discussions

[sleek harness]

Idiot

[dusty crypt]

reject modernity, return to 🐀

[karmic sun]

monke

[somber stream]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[amber delta]

hello logician93

[somber stream]

We talk about tide like, 6-7 times a week

[dusty crypt]

you must be definitely are new here

[karmic sun]

o7

[amber delta]

welcome to monke

[karmic sun]

Lmao

[arctic gazelle]

its 95% femboy chat, 4% other. 1% darktide

[sleek harness]

You picked the best time to join

[stuck phoenix]

There’s more Helldivers here than Darktide

[arctic gazelle]

you joined at the 4% hour

[karmic sun]

Heresy 🙁

[stable fox]

I have never seen femboys here

Only slaanesh

[dusty crypt]

tbf femboy chat can include other subjects

[sleek harness]

After general chat imagine premissions been removed

[stuck phoenix]

Because Darktide is broken every “fix”

[sleek harness]

Imagine? Why did I said that

Image

[arctic gazelle]

share the load

[stable fox]

Two against one, raki

[sleek harness]

Sister its 6 am

[stable fox]

3 now

[stuck phoenix]

Welcome back to heretic Central

[ripe tangle]

4:30 for me

[sleek harness]

Go to sleep you have 12 hour of reading Bible

[stable fox]

Well actually

She has a duty

She's uh

[ripe tangle]

I have many duties.

[stable fox]

Givng warmth to dead with flamer

[ripe tangle]

killing the lot of you for Heresy happens to be one of them.

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Do it

Do it now

[sleek harness]

Every duty is summarized ontom Bible

[stable fox]

Not really

[sleek harness]

I mean her duty

Not yours

I don't even know what you do

[stable fox]

I'm doing

Doing

[sleek harness]

Do you make vodka in Russia?

[ripe tangle]

most of my duties are written in Holy Texts, but not all of them.

[stable fox]

I hate alcohol

[somber stream]

I love alcohol in the right occassion

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus fake Russian?

[karmic sun]

Alchohol brings you closer to the emperor

Heathen

[somber stream]

Preach new guy, preach

[ripe tangle]

I actually knew a Russian girl a few years ago, she hated alcohol too

[stable fox]

Mne chto blyad govorit' po russkie tebe tee blya-

[somber stream]

blyad

[stable fox]

[stable fox]

Nado doma ostavlat'

[ripe tangle]

apparently if you have loved ones who destroy themselves with alcohol, it's logical you hate the stuff...

[somber stream]

I still see no mention of fixing the server issue

[ripe tangle]

that's all I'm going to say on that matter

[stable fox]

My ma knows how destructive this is

Her friends went to other side because of chems and alcohol

Karking chems

[somber stream]

Consume in moderation fellas

[ripe tangle]

I'm sorry Nicolaus.

[karmic sun]

Fem boys monke AND rational humane chat?

[stable fox]

Past is past

[karmic sun]

Where have I ended up?

[stable fox]

What matters is no alcohol

[somber stream]

Oh boy you'll love it here

[lilac crag]

the latter hardly exists here

[dense slate]

either the right place or the wrong place, you choose

[karmic sun]

Lmao still deciding

[somber stream]

We also do racism and cannibalism from time to time

[karmic sun]

So long as it’s space racism

[somber stream]

In a civilized manner, of course

[dense slate]

if gen gets to scary psyker chat is more chill, zealot is bonkers dont go there often

[ripe tangle]

there is only one true choice, it is the way of the Emperor, any deviation from that will result in me putting a Bolter Round into your skull.

[lilac crag]

I just dumped some bum ass human trafficker in the back of a trunk

in cyberpunk

[ripe tangle]

nice

[somber stream]

Nais

[dense slate]

gg

[karmic sun]

Nice

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[lilac crag]

gigs in cp2077 are so silly dude

you can nullify all of the stealthing if you just have enough technical ability to open a convenient door leading you to the target

[sleek harness]

CYBERPUNK 2077 MENTIONED

[lilac crag]

yup I'm punking it as we speak

some NPC flipped my car upside down with their car

can't have shit in night city

[ripe tangle]

realistically, based on who you are irl, who would you be in Cyberpunk?

and would you be okay?

[somber stream]

I was trying to infiltrate a Soviet base in the middle of the night by swimming, turns out they all have 30/20 vision to detect me 6 metres under water

[ripe tangle]

MGSDelta?

[somber stream]

Yes

[lilac crag]

nomad. think I'd be fine.

[ripe tangle]

nice

I know I would NOT be fine, but I'd probably survive okay

[karmic sun]

Not me being the random citizen you hit with your car

[lilac crag]

sometimes I have to remind myself this game is trying hard to humanize every npc on the street and I can't just simply shortcut my car into the sidewalk

[amber delta]

is it really? last I actually stopped to look at those randomly generated npcs they looked so hideous I thought running them over was mercy

[round mica]

Corpo cuz i am nasty 😂 i will def get fired after a week

[somber stream]

I'd probably be a corpo rat, then attempt to bomb Arasaka while failing miserably

[ripe tangle]

irl I work as a Bartender, I'd probably still be doing that, would probably work in Japantown in some Tyger Claws owned joint, realistically I'd be friends with the dudes despite the fact they'd probably kill me if my boss stopped giving their boss their regular extortion money... this is depressing ngl, but it's the most realistic outcome based on who I am lol

[sleek harness]

Are you Johnny if he was on the good side?

[lilac crag]

you strike me as the type of person who would need to be helped in a gig

[somber stream]

Nah Johnny joined the Army

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[ripe tangle]

either that or I'd be someone encountered during it XD

[sleek harness]

Thats why I said good side

[thick coyote]

Johnny was basically a hippie

A cyber one

But still

[ripe tangle]

"where is your boss?"

"do you have a death wish? get out of here while you can."

[somber stream]

A hippie with a nuke

[ripe tangle]

that's realistic me...

[stable fox]

"Oh, the times were hard and the wages low
(Leave her, Johnny, leave her)
I guess it's time for us to go
(And it's time for us to leave her)"

[lilac crag]

I actually had to interact with a bartender to get info on a tygerclaw target. you could've been that one

it was about finding a netrunner

[somber stream]

Oh right wanna see my CP guy?

[amber delta]

I would enjoy CP77 so much more if Johnny was not in it

[lilac crag]

who the TG kidnapped

[ripe tangle]

this happens often both in the game and in ttrpg

[lilac crag]

I'll hit you up if I ever DM another DnD sesh

[stable fox]

Now this is cyberpunk server

[lilac crag]

you'll make one fine quest giver

[ripe tangle]

and it's literally who I'd probably unfortunately be...

[somber stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375133815621816502/1412010391956881530/photomode_01092024_224033.png?ex=68b6bca7&is=68b56b27&hm=d2edfe9774171fd1cfc16702b0cd526d16cbeff4d34705300afddfbfab2e338b
tried to make officer K, ended up a chud

[stable fox]

IP GRA- ok I'll stop

[ripe tangle]

I still can't tell if I like Us Cracks or not...

they're kinda mid

[somber stream]

I mean

Hatsune Miku

-ish

[ripe tangle]

not really...

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

Lizzy Wizzy is basically just Grimes except not Grimes

[stable fox]

Who

[ripe tangle]

Grimes, the musician who dated Elon Musk, and also voices Lizzy Wizzy

[stable fox]

huh

[somber stream]

Her concert in the DLC was kinda nice, actually

[amber delta]

who is Lizzy Wizzy

[ripe tangle]

she basically has the same mannerisms

[stable fox]

Not Loner at least

[somber stream]

I tried to immerse myself like i was there myself. Proper show

[amber delta]

thank the Emperor

[ripe tangle]

https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Lizzy_Wizzy

Lizzy Wizzy the character is basically exactly like her VA Grimes

[amber delta]

I've never seen this person in my playthrough

[ripe tangle]

Grimes is a musician who is obsessed with body mod and also transhumanism, and she used to date Elon Musk, idk what else to say about her tbh

[somber stream]

She's in DLC and in a sidequest for the band dude

[amber delta]

oh okay I have not played the DLC, understandable

[somber stream]

Should

Absolute cinema

[ripe tangle]

she's also in a sidequest in the base game too

[tacit geode]

She's kinda really dumb

[ripe tangle]

I'm aware.

[tacit geode]

Like actual airhead human

[amber delta]

I got very disappointed with the base game so did not want to spend more dollas on dlc

[ripe tangle]

yes, well, she used to date Elon Musk

[amber delta]

maybe one day

when its on sale

[somber stream]

I understand the basegame bit

[little marten]

Transhumanists should probably be burnt at the stake

[ripe tangle]

that should tell you everything about her being a dumbass

[somber stream]

But the DLC? It's like escape from New York

[ripe tangle]

also publically portraying yourself as a Transhumanist is kinda dumb too imo, literally just an excuse to be weird and try to act smarter than you are.

[somber stream]

Gotta evolve at some point

[little marten]

Not me mate I’m at the apex of human evolution

[ripe tangle]

OI random question

[somber stream]

But i won't be putting anything inside me brain

[ripe tangle]

why is Europe such an easy country to ragebait?

[somber stream]

Imagine getting ad at 3 AM

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

[stable fox]

Priest, i think you definitely have sleep deprivation

[somber stream]

Care to elaborate?

[stable fox]

They said previously that it was 4 am for them

[ripe tangle]

Europe is an easy country to ragebait

[little marten]

“Europe is easy to ragebait”

— Americans literally scream on the floor when Coca Cola brings out a new flavour

[somber stream]

Europe is an easy country to ragebait

[stable fox]

Everyone are easy rage bait

Look.
Ahem.
Loner is the best perk

[little marten]

Yeah I didn’t read the full comment lol

[thick fog]

We exist to be rage baited

[stable fox]

"i saw what you deleted" ahh moment priest

[thick coyote]

Don't you dare cite the scriptures to me
I was there when it was written

[amber delta]

I will eat your firstborn in a can of corpse starch

[stable fox]

See? I told you it's easy

[somber stream]

Aparently i'm not European, American branded me 'Eurasian'

Which sounds kinda cool ngl

[stable fox]

The what

[little marten]

$20 for a new class is reasonable 😈

[stable fox]

What in the karking is that word

[karmic sun]

For as long as we can remember we’ve been at war with eurasia

[rocky moat]

im simply a machine

[somber stream]

Tch tch tch, the dreadful Eurasia

[ripe tangle]

||soooo the only ones who fell for it were NG and Nico and even then they didn't get as mad as I wanted them too.... what a shame.||

[stable fox]

No, you're Charlotte

[ripe tangle]

[amber delta]

eurasia is literally just the name of continent

[rocky moat]

charlotte the machine

[stable fox]

Wait what was that message again

You confuse me priest

[stuck phoenix]

Clanker

[little marten]

I wanted to reverse rage bait then remembered you’re actually a functional human

[ripe tangle]

"Europe is an easy country to ragebait"

[lilac crag]

oh spoiler talk in genchat. thanks guys. I don't wanna be spoiled abt cyberpunk

[somber stream]

She was rage baiting you with Europe being a whole ass country

[stable fox]

But i didn't rage

[lilac crag]

I'm going to push you into a locker

[stuck phoenix]

Average Americans Geography skills

[little marten]

I mean.. Americans yeah

[ripe tangle]

wait

[stable fox]

Priest, you mistaken me as someone who'd be that snowflake

[stuck phoenix]

May aswell be

[green shoal]

if europe isnt a country, then whats a euro?

[rocky moat]

praise the omnissiah

[stuck phoenix]

Everywhere is stupid

[somber stream]

A currency

[little marten]

Imagine have euros as a currency hahahaha

[somber stream]

Awww

[stuck phoenix]

Imagine

[somber stream]

He's still coping

Brexit hit hard, huh?

[stuck phoenix]

Yes

[stable fox]

Reject dollars

[little marten]

No deal is better than a bad deal!

[stable fox]

Embrace bottle caps

[stuck phoenix]

Where are you from then funny guy

[somber stream]

Super Earth

[little marten]

Europe 💀

[wicked pike]

Morning, rejects

[ripe tangle]

be like me, know most of the divisions of every country in Europe, still get told I don't know Geography because I'm American... I probably know it more than most of you do...

[amber delta]

well I'm from Giga Earth

[ripe tangle]

anyway I'll have to find some other way to make ya'll mad.

[rocky moat]

im from super antarctica

[stuck phoenix]

Sorry man as much as we want it to be like that it sadly isn’t

[ripe tangle]

gimme a day or two to come up with something

[stable fox]

You read a lot of book I'll give you that

[stuck phoenix]

Nobody lives there

[round mica]

Are you American

[little marten]

I distrust people that don’t have a rudimentary at least understanding of the world map

[karmic sun]

This conversation literally coincides with our air raid siren alarm test in the Netherlands

[wicked pike]

Glad to see we're complaining about Europe

[karmic sun]

They’re on to y’all

[rocky moat]

except me? du

h

[amber delta]

oh yeah you know a lot about Europe? Then tell me what's the best balkan country

[stuck phoenix]

Each one would say themselves

[stable fox]

Lonerhood

[round mica]

Bulgaria ofc

[ripe tangle]

which one are you from?

[stable fox]

[wicked pike]

Is that the south one or the north one?

[ripe tangle]

actually no, an extinct country, Yugoslavia.

[stuck phoenix]

South

[little marten]

Whichever one doesn’t eat jelly meat

[amber delta]

acceptable answer

[ripe tangle]

wait no, Montenegro because it has a funny name

[rocky moat]

north

[amber delta]

and I'm not from balkans

[wicked pike]

See, now I can't trust either answer

[somber stream]

Yer gonna summon Anavar with this kind of talk

[round mica]

I have no idea how many states are in USA

[wicked pike]

The best Balkan country is clearly Poland

[ripe tangle]

50...

[rocky moat]

i love speaking only the TRUTH on things

[stuck phoenix]

I did geography you can trust me

[somber stream]

Oh wait nvm he's not the 'fun' balkan type

[little marten]

Take a guess

[rocky moat]

i did geography twice

you can actually trust me more

[round mica]

51

[stuck phoenix]

Nobody can trust you

[amber delta]

50, soon to be 51 with Canada annexation, later to be 52 with Greenland annexation

[little marten]

Lest we forget Costa Rica 🇨🇷

[karmic sun]

All I know is it’s however many stars are on the flag

And I was born there lmao

[rocky moat]

wrong

[ripe tangle]

England has 48 counties, UK is made up of 4 countries...

[wicked pike]

Well that's good because I failed Geometry twice

[amber delta]

possibly back to 51 with Alaska annexation by Russia

[round mica]

Costa who?

[little marten]

I actually had no idea how many counties the U.K. has tbf

[rocky moat]

you're discounting my opinion without allowing this individual to vote for who they believe in which is very undemocratic

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah sure I’ll believe you

[wicked pike]

Alright I believe you.

[round mica]

Don't worry,neither do they know

[little marten]

I’m British

[wicked pike]

Alright, I believe you twice.

[round mica]

Oh no

[rocky moat]

thank you im very correct always

[stuck phoenix]

All we need to remember is Birmingham is a fucking shit hole

[ripe tangle]

uf you're counting all four countries, it's 109

[round mica]

Canterbury is a nice city

[little marten]

Canterbury is full of crackheads

[wicked pike]

The British need to have a revolution from themselves

[ripe tangle]

that's including tiny islands like Isle of Man and Guernsey btw

[somber stream]

Learn from the French already ffs

[little marten]

I will try to commit this to memory tbf

[wicked pike]

They don't deserve to live like that.

[round mica]

I spend 3y between 2013-2016

[rocky moat]

some guy kept killing me and alex with the warp pack today

[little marten]

At the university?

[green shoal]

I'm currently doing a 3rd mission in a row where it's just me and 3 bots... it would be good if people played this game...

[round mica]

No working at M & S

[rocky moat]

and i shot him with my emancipator exosuit ONE TIME

[wicked pike]

Nobody plays this game anymore

[stuck phoenix]

Maybe play a game that works

[rocky moat]

and he kicked me

[amber delta]

what difficulty are you playing

[little marten]

Based

[stuck phoenix]

Should’ve shot them more

[wicked pike]

That's what you get for team killing

[somber stream]

People like that exist, yes

Best solution is host your own room

[rocky moat]

he killed both me and alexander like a total of 3 times

[amber delta]

that's why I always host

[somber stream]

But no one ever join me when i host smh

[rocky moat]

oh i did host my own room

after :D

[wicked pike]

This isn't about what they did, it's about what you did

[somber stream]

Good

[white vale]

Happiest man in Ubersreik

[rocky moat]

have ytou considered that i was smiling ear to ear

[ripe tangle]

when I was in Germany, people acted like me knowing the German States was impressive for some reason, I'm over here like... knowing all of the HRE's subdivisions because I'm a history nerd :I

[wicked pike]

I never do, but it does change things

[rocky moat]

i may have shot him more than one time but thats irrelevant

but i only killed him once so its okay

[stuck phoenix]

Damn

[somber stream]

To be fair, people don't expect a rando to know more about their own country than they do

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah

[stable fox]

If you host comedy stand-up, do you have Loner jokes by any chance?

[wicked pike]

HRE is good history

[little marten]

You should be a online tutor

[round mica]

I was a fruit picker,but they took EU money and put us on fields that have already been picked,i couldn't do my norm so i got the boot, i spent 1y living in a tent saving money,thank god for "Catching lives"

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-gif-25964228

[white vale]

I'd be surprised too given the stereotypes about americans

[stable fox]

Priest, you may be get praised

[white vale]

Embed failure, servitorize this user

[wicked pike]

Americans are dumb except for when they're not. You gotta watch out for that.

[ripe tangle]

XD

[stable fox]

get off that priest

[stuck phoenix]

No

[white vale]

[wicked pike]

It's like a left hook but for bigotry

[amber delta]

I would reply with the bird doing stand-up comic meme but no perms

[little marten]

Damn dude that’s crazy af, I miss our euro buddies 🙁

[ripe tangle]

anyway it's like... I don't like being insulted, but don't like praise either XD

I'm weird maybe

[somber stream]

Chat

Praise this person

[little marten]

Humility 🙏

[stable fox]

Well too bad
[Praising your flamer for Omnissiah]

[white vale]

Chat when girls

[wicked pike]

Oh um... You did an adequate job.

[ripe tangle]

thanks Dylan

[somber stream]

You're doing well existing

[wicked pike]

I do my best

[amber delta]

you are most certainly one of the persons I've ever met

[stuck phoenix]

Blood for the Emperor
Skulls for the Golden Throne

[round mica]

UK fcked up with that Brexit shi1t

[stable fox]

God Emperor is with our priest

He did not forsaken her

[ripe tangle]

will the UK ever rejoin the EU?

[stuck phoenix]

Not as bad as whatever the US is doing right now

[white vale]

There won't be a UK soon

[little marten]

The U.K. is probably going to implode next weekend tbh, but that’s as political as I wish to be

[somber stream]

Would be really funni if they do

[round mica]

No idea about US however i hear a lot of school shootings this year

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Europe is in similar boat tbh

[little marten]

🚨

[stable fox]

I have yet to hear the actual news

[somber stream]

Uhh. Too pol

[stuck phoenix]

Americans trying to make fun of the UK for having stabbings a meanwhile the US just had 7 schools get shot up

[stable fox]

But i also could care less

[ripe tangle]

okay I'll stop

[amber delta]

define soon

[stable fox]

He ain't my concern

[karmic sun]

American Russian European.. I just wish they’d all chill so I could afford my groceries again

[amber delta]

he's definitely closer to death than birth

[white vale]

12 minutes and 44 seconds

[ripe tangle]

he's clearly having deteriorating health

[stable fox]

I second this

[little marten]

Imagine if instead of hating each other we just hated wasps instead

[somber stream]

I wish to visit that one Military Church in Russia

[karmic sun]

Lmao like anti wasp crusades and stuff

[stuck phoenix]

No not wasps Flies

[amber delta]

yeah but he still might get through the rest of his term

[white vale]

Mosquitoes

[ripe tangle]

I wouldn't mock anyone for a crime rate though tbh... I'm not really like that...

[round mica]

What the hell

[white vale]

Yea you should mock people for not doing anything about their crime rates instead

[karmic sun]

Lex enjoyer confirmed

[somber stream]

Could learn a thing or two from the Polish

[ripe tangle]

Average Lex Enjoyer

[stuck phoenix]

US on their way to give everyone a dangerous weapon

[round mica]

Priest next class when?

[ripe tangle]

it's funny actually as Sister Lucia I'm all "KILL THE HERETIC YOU SHOULD ALL DIE!"

[round mica]

[ripe tangle]

meanwhile actual me is like "I don't like being mean, even to NPCs in rpg games..."

[round mica]

Sister Argentina

[karmic sun]

I mean there has to be an exception for heretics

And traitors

And mutants

[ripe tangle]

absolutely!

[amber delta]

I usually don't play a mean guy in rpgs

[white vale]

I wish we could all live in harmony, but some people make it really difficult

[amber delta]

except in Mass Effect

renegade is just too funny

[karmic sun]

Have to punch the news reporter lady

[wicked pike]

Solve gun crime with guns

[karmic sun]

No way around it

[jaunty plover]

Anybody else miss old events, like the one where everything was on fire? I wish Corpulent Amphishark would add them as standard modifiers.

[ripe tangle]

also I was considered gifted/smart as a child, but I dropped out of College and I'm convinced I'm actually dumb as fuck lol.

[shy sandal]

That's the most fun part about being an asshole in videogames though 💔

[ripe tangle]

fighting fire with fire

[white vale]

Trying to shank a gunner usually goes poorly

[wicked pike]

Sun Tzu said that

[white vale]

My sister in the Throne same

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Nope

[amber delta]

and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he INVENTED IT

[somber stream]

The most important bit and they haven't done anything about it

No wonder people prefer talking about Helldivers instead of tide

[shy sandal]

Slandering Idira at every opportunity as a commissar Rogue Trader was the best part

[stuck phoenix]

And from that day any time that many animals are together it’s called a ZOO unless it’s a FARM

[white vale]

HD2 actually gets content

[somber stream]

[wicked pike]

And then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor!

[somber stream]

We're eating good, too good in fact

[ripe tangle]

he also said that to treat your own men as though they were your sons means that they'd follow you anywhere forever, and Ciaphas Cain is a good example of that c:

[stuck phoenix]

We have a Major Order Darktide gets a shit event

[white vale]

Stopping argenta from icing her just so you can slander her more

[amber delta]

God bless Rick May

[ripe tangle]

so is Sebastian Yarrick

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway

[somber stream]

Tomorrow, brothers and sisters

[stuck phoenix]

This shits too heavy with spores

Remember

[stuck phoenix]

Drop a 120mm Orbital High Explosive Barrage on them

[white vale]

He actually meant that you should hit them with a belt when they fuck up

[somber stream]

We take the fight to them!
Surely, nothing wrong will happens

[karmic sun]

Is there any actual darktide content on its way? I never really know these things I just hope lol

[ripe tangle]

that just gets them addicted to it.

[somber stream]

Rumour has it, September

[ripe tangle]

noone wants a bunch of horny masochists following them around everywhere

[shy sandal]

Guys, what operator should i main on attack in Rainbow Six Siege?

[karmic sun]

Ill take rumour

[somber stream]

Hibana

[ripe tangle]

Thermite

[stuck phoenix]

Surely there won’t be any unavoidable Friendly Fire incidents

[white vale]

Recruit

[amber delta]

we are NOT adding another game to this server's discussion pool

[white vale]

Horny penal legion

[amber delta]

shoo Siege

[karmic sun]

I booted up siege once saw how many operators I had to learn and quit lol

[amber delta]

away with you

[ripe tangle]

guys, lets talk about Stardew Valley

and FNAF

[shy sandal]

@somber stream @ripe tangle unfortunately i already got those two on my group of friends' mains

[amber delta]

based

[stuck phoenix]

The Animatronics do get a bit quirky at night

[somber stream]

Then just

Ash and rush site

[white vale]

-choose one operator for each side
-click on the heads of enemy operators before they click on yours
It's that easy

[amber delta]

so what's your speedrun strat for shagging Abigail

[terse walrus]

Literally what is the point of the hotfix changing descriptions if the actual stat changes arent in the update?

[stuck phoenix]

Be a dwarf and diggy diggy hole

[shy sandal]

Evil asf.

Never tried entry frag before, but i can def attempt

[karmic sun]

Haha I don’t doubt it, I like playing battlefield but hero type shooters just overwhelm me

[terse walrus]

Does anyone know?

[ripe tangle]

gift her lots of quartz

[stuck phoenix]

I prefer Amethyst

Not using it for anything else

[amber delta]

same, I need the quartz, she can eat amethyst

[stuck phoenix]

I should play it again

[ripe tangle]

fair

[somber stream]

Best strat is no strat. The enemy can't know what you're doing if you don't yourself

[stuck phoenix]

It’s on gamepass so I can just download it

[thick coyote]

It's Fatshark

It's just Fatshark

[round mica]

My knee pulses AAAAAAAA

[white vale]

Hero-based games in general seem overwhelming at first, but they're really simple actually. Contrary to popular belief, being a onetrick is good. Just activate your Ultra Instinct when you fight an enemy that you don't understand.

[terse walrus]

Breaks my heart that this genuinely is the only explanation

💔

[thick coyote]

Recruit

Can you even use recruit anymore

[white vale]

That feeling when the knee surgery is tomorrow

[ripe tangle]

Signalis pfp spotted

[somber stream]

And it's the truth, too

[thick coyote]

[shy sandal]

That's usually how i play. I ragebait tf out of my friends by making the weirdest positioning ever and it works.