general-chat

[little marten]

Being asked if you had a good day becomes a formality after a while tbf

[jaunty path]

but if you wish to treat it as one, sure.

[arctic escarp]

omg yes

[somber stream]

Taking it for granted

[ripe tangle]

I'd rather not treat a servitor like a domestic spouse.

[jaunty path]

It means everything to feel comfortable enough to say you didn't have a good day

[ocean widget]

This
One of the greetings over here is
"You aight?"
"Yeah, you?"

[arctic escarp]

like I dont need to be asked if I had a good day all the time

[gilded socket]

But no flesh, no one to pick out things they dont like about me and poke fun at me constantly for being awkward and different and weird

[jaunty path]

Then have it just as emotional support

[little marten]

Hit ‘em with a ‘wagwan’

[jaunty path]

emotional support servitor HOLYSHIT I'M WRITING THAT DOWN LOL

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SERVITOR

I NEED THAT SO BAD

[ocean widget]

I do not wish for people to assume my brain is damaged more than it already is

[somber stream]

#general-feelings

[arctic escarp]

wagwan delilah..

[ripe tangle]

is it possible to love someone and not be sexually nor romantically attracted to them at all?

I mean, really love them.

[little marten]

Wagwan G s’gwarmim bredren?

[ripe tangle]

in that same way

[arctic escarp]

yall are funny mfs istg

[little marten]

Isn’t that asexuality

[jaunty path]

That's called platonic love

[arctic escarp]

makes me giggle and sh ❤️

[ocean widget]

I'm pretty sure thats called having a parent

[jaunty path]

Loving someone as a friend

[gilded socket]

I don’t really want sex that much

Dont like the feeling

[ripe tangle]

thank you

[gilded socket]

I like physical touch a lot

[ocean widget]

Sex involves too many bodily fluids ngl

[little marten]

also my grandma lol

[arctic escarp]

like best example of platonic love is clint and nat from the MCU

[gilded socket]

After learning about all the downsides i dont think ill have it again

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-debate-president-presidential-debate-wtf-gif-4127151492472228747

[jaunty path]

I wonder what a Emotional Support Servitor would be constructed as. It needs to be able to give hugs. Yeah, it can have a hug function!

Hug Servitor!

[little marten]

I’m a nana’s boy what can I say 🤷‍♂️

[ripe tangle]

people still ship them though :<

[somber stream]

NG

[little marten]

And by that I mean 30 year old man

[ocean widget]

What
Being two sentient meatslabs physically touching each other to reproduce along with producing excessive amounts of sweat isn't appealing

[somber stream]

How old is your gfen

[little marten]

26

[somber stream]

Oh okay

[arctic escarp]

which is weird cuz Clint had a family already

[gilded socket]

It really isnt

[little marten]

Ohhh lol I see where this was going

[ripe tangle]

yeah I don't really like sex either...

[ocean widget]

I know nurgle gamer looks like the lead of a band but that doesnt make him a nonce licht

[little marten]

I was just thinking of the person I platonically loved the most

[arctic escarp]

but this is often what happens with platonic relationships in media. They often get romanticized for it

[gilded socket]

I want to hold hands and kiss and be clingy, not just constantly having sex or doing things like that

[arctic escarp]

Steve and Bucky gets the same treatment xd

[little marten]

Hard to use the ps5 controller if you’re holding hands all day

[somber stream]

I was referring to his taste for nans, i highly suspected his gf might be in the 40s

[ocean widget]

The human body has too many features and many of them are useless or detrimental together
Evolution shat the fuckin bed

[gilded socket]

I play xbox

[somber stream]

Not at all a weird case for Englois

[ocean widget]

Oh so like that reverse nonce from the other day

[little marten]

Funnily enough the only female attention I seem to get is from the over 40 variant - has been that way since I was like 20

[ripe tangle]

why do some cultures greet with kissing?

[ocean widget]

Because theyre disgusting

[ripe tangle]

I would hate that, I don't want anyone touching me.

[somber stream]

Same, actually

[ocean widget]

Have you considered not looking like you have your shit together?

[jaunty path]

TLC SERVITOR, HERE, NOW.

TLC SERVY: "Emotion verified, validating feelings, engaging physical contact protocol."

It holds her hand and she emotionally disassembles

[arctic escarp]

I got told yesterday that I look younger than my actual age suggest so thats nice

[little marten]

I most certainly do not

[gilded socket]

Hand holding makes me sob stop

[lilac crag]

used to teach children to not be shy about affection

[ocean widget]

Looking and actually having are different

[lilac crag]

idk what it teaches nowadays

[little marten]

We could become intermission strippers at local bingo halls

[somber stream]

whuh

[ripe tangle]

iirc neither the US nor UK greet with kissing, it's considered strange/awkward in either country.

[lilac crag]

our culture has you kiss the side of someone's cheek when you greet them, formally speaking

[ripe tangle]

same for Germany iirc

[lilac crag]

most normal people just handshake

[ocean widget]

Did you have to take your hat off when getting ID'd

[little marten]

Men miss women on the cheek here in greeting

[jaunty path]

Lucia what would be a good name for my TLC Servitor

[somber stream]

Excuse me, we do handshakes

[lilac crag]

UK has that but they're also goonproof

[little marten]

It’s awkward af

[lilac crag]

slash j

[ripe tangle]

Daisy

[ocean widget]

Jim

[somber stream]

Or hugs

[jaunty path]

.

Hm.

[gilded socket]

Delilah

[jaunty path]

I'm into quirky names

Daysy

[ripe tangle]

Daysee

[arctic escarp]

middle eastern countries, parts of southesat asia and I think also Italy greet their friends by kissing their cheek iirc

[blissful kiln]

2 attractive characters being shipped together is not surprising

[ocean widget]

R/tragedeigh

[jaunty plover]

is anybody else having trouble connecting to the game?

[ripe tangle]

it's also common in Latin America and Eastern Europe, especially post-soviet countries.

[ocean widget]

No

[blissful kiln]

it's not

only women

[arctic escarp]

afaik its a way to show affection to friends or people you care about

[gilded socket]

I want a genuine loving hug

[blissful kiln]

ok

[ripe tangle]

it's not? was told it was.

[jaunty plover]

Dammit. the Heck wrong with my game now...

[ripe tangle]

oh, only women

okay

[ocean widget]

Fatshark

[blissful kiln]

only women do that, yeah

[ripe tangle]

I see

[somber stream]

Fatshark sever is shitting itself

[blissful kiln]

and even then, it's like an air kiss near a cheek

[somber stream]

Could try restarting your system

[ripe tangle]

imagine trying to kiss one of those Russian guys with the track suits who're always looking to fight people XD

[jaunty path]

Daysy 40-32 Theta. I think I willname her that, or something.

her?

him?

[jaunty plover]

I been having since morning, and couldn't play! I thought after 5 hours it would be good, I was wrong!

[ripe tangle]

good way to get your teeth kicked in I think, if you're a man I mean

[jaunty path]

Who cares it's what I want it to be

[gilded socket]

Hand holding…

[blissful kiln]

I've read about those tracksuit guys beating up random bypasses for having long hair

[somber stream]

Gopniks?

[ripe tangle]

THANK YOU

[blissful kiln]

probably less frequent these days

yeah, gopniks

[lilac crag]

they're a delinquent stereotype

[ripe tangle]

I couldnt remember what they were called

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom How do you feel about a TLC Servitor

[arctic escarp]

them vodka addicted russian folks that wear tracksuits

[somber stream]

Met a few, simple bunch if you get to know them

[gilded socket]

@jaunty path develop servitor that holds my hand and calls me pet names

[somber stream]

"The hood, values, being kool"

Most of them grow out of it, in time

[ocean widget]

Values is certainly a term that can be used yes

[jaunty path]

The TLC Servitor would already do that you know. it's made to meet to your emotional needs

[little marten]

I’m pretty hood tbf

[gilded socket]

Can it say good girl when i kill a lot of people?

[jaunty path]

It's patience is infinite and wholly fluid

[jaunty path]

Yes it can praise you in whatever matter you require.

[little marten]

Guys I don’t wanna be that guy but.. emotional support servitors exist, just use chatgpt and wear a glove or something

[jaunty path]

HELL NO LOL.

[somber stream]

👀

[jaunty path]

HAHAHHAHA

[ripe tangle]

Why do people in London talk so funny?

[lilac crag]

you guys just want zombies or AI as partners

[ripe tangle]

I don’t mean like, the posh RP accent

[amber delta]

Is servitorism sexually transmitted

[ocean widget]

That's mental degradation not emotional support

[lilac crag]

it is deeply concerning

[jaunty path]

I'm very lonely but I'm never doing that

[gilded socket]

Pet my head too?

[ripe tangle]

I mean like the “oi blud whereya got dat ting or’der!?! Gim de hey or ah’ll shank ya bruv!” Kinda talking

[little marten]

Which one there’s like half a dozen here

[somber stream]

Pocket gfen when

[jaunty path]

Insneed

[ocean widget]

roadmen

they exist outside london

[arctic escarp]

funny you mention that. I know a girl who uses Copilot to experiment with AI therapy lol

[gilded socket]

Ai isnt the same, it needs to come from flesh

[ripe tangle]

are they actually dangerous or do they just front it?

[gilded socket]

Huh

[blissful kiln]

British gopniks are also well known

[jaunty path]

You will be the next TLC Servitor

[ripe tangle]

they seem more like they're trying to be tougher than they are...

[ocean widget]

just a front

[somber stream]

Imma crush your head in i swear on me mum

[jaunty path]

Sorry I have terminal brainrot and instead of indeed I say Insneed (Sneed)

[lilac crag]

I already am a source of infinite patience, but I'd like to keep my sentience too instead of being turned into someone's praise kink

[ocean widget]

honestly just ignore em
it pisses them off and thats good

[gilded socket]

Tbh i think i just need to feel the warmth of another human being

[arctic escarp]

native language and the accent intertwining with working class londoner accent

[little marten]

Roadmen
Chavs
Posh rp
Cockney

[jaunty path]

Servitor is a human, mostly, debatably, but the flesh is there

and

Warmth?

[arctic escarp]

a lot of the roadmen are originally jamaican immigrants iirc

[little marten]

And that’s without the international accents

[somber stream]

THE BOYS

[tired steeple]

anyone else find high value asset missions in hd2 extremely easy

[blissful kiln]

guvna

[tired steeple]

we just kinda call in defences then it on our arses

[ripe tangle]

NG knew what I was talking about when I typed out that example lmao

[lilac crag]

minefields and some mortars is all it takes

[gilded socket]

I dont even think i want a servitor, i think i just need someone who is there for me in person

[lilac crag]

then you just eat whatever

[little marten]

I think the roadman accent is cool when it’s spoken by roadmen, a 14 year old drip at the bus stop however.. no

[tired steeple]

I bring a mortar, gatling, incendiary mines, and a tesla tower

[jaunty path]

I can have it simulate body heat

[tired steeple]

then I just sit down

[lilac crag]

and that's all yup

[jaunty path]

What sort of servitor would yall want...

I'm broken.

[tired steeple]

want?

[little marten]

Belly rub servitor

[tired steeple]

none preferably

[jaunty path]

Why

[tired steeple]

I'd get whatever one's been around the longest and put it down

[jaunty path]

Why

[ripe tangle]

one to carry heavy things for me?

[jaunty path]

:(

[tired steeple]

cause being a servitor isn't exaclty a fun way to live

[jaunty path]

Cargo servitor, fair.

[jaunty path]

Says who?

[gilded socket]

Wont be the same

[blissful kiln]

servitussy

[jaunty path]

LOL

OH NO

OH NOOOOO

[molten matrix]

😐

[jaunty path]

Hm

[somber stream]

Think i'll take the annoying Posh over those

[ripe tangle]

what if I had a Servitor who has some semblance of cognizance and they just have to exist as a public toilet?

[gilded socket]

Nothing beats laying next to someone you kove, your head in their chest and a big dumb smile on your face

[somber stream]

At least one has style

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

I knew you were kinky

[jaunty path]

One of us.
One of us.
One of us....

[somber stream]

Jaysus

[jaunty path]

well not kinky no

[arctic escarp]

theyre like made from people's brains surgically implanted onto machines to act as the processor

[jaunty path]

I didn't see it as "freaky" sort of thing

[blissful kiln]

jesussy

[arctic escarp]

like pleasure servitors exist too and thats horrifying 💀

[jaunty path]

Toilet servitor is...interesting lmfao

[ripe tangle]

is this a hellish experience, a fate worse than death?

[jaunty path]

SKIBIDI SERVITOR

[arctic escarp]

yes

[ripe tangle]

ohgodohfuckwhy

[blissful kiln]

yes yes

[arctic escarp]

like door buttons you press in game are made with servitors

[gilded socket]

Servitor who has partial cognitive function but genuinely feels for you and holds you close constantly

[arctic escarp]

like think of all the computers available in the imperium. They're all made with servitors

since they ban AI

[blissful kiln]

I mean, simple mechanisms don't need servitors I'm p sure

a button to open a door is simple enough

shirley

[arctic escarp]

yea but not so fun for the person's brain being made to be a doorbutton as punishment

[ripe tangle]

not all Servitors are the same, some had mental handicaps before Servitorisation, some were even conservatives.

[coarse tree]

The door has a skull near the button the door is controlled by the skull, the skull is a servitor

[arctic escarp]

only in death does duty end is only if youre lucky xd

[gilded socket]

What if my servitor had her legs blown off and replaced with metal ones alongside a lobotomy to be a worker but she is still there and likes mee

[arctic escarp]

like when they say even in death you still serve the imperium. They also meant that quite literally

[ripe tangle]

servitorisation, being processed into corpse starch, these are just two examples of how literal that is.

there are many others.

[molten matrix]

the fabled number 11

[jaunty path]

I present to you, my greatest invention..

A toilet with it's lid down rolls into the room.

"My Skibidi Servitor!"

music begins to play, a human head erects up with mechanical bits for a neck as it sings

SKIBIDI BOP BOP DODY YES YES SKIBIDI BOP BOP NEE NEE SKIBIDI BOB BOP DODY YES YES SKIBIDI BOP BOP NEE NEEE

Is it not beautiful

You can't tell me it's not the best

[blissful kiln]

skibidiful

[jaunty path]

Insneed.

[ocean widget]

the fact skibidi exists at all caused one of the US presidents heads to come out of a toilet

[ripe tangle]

I imagine a Techpriest doing exactly this, and every Techpriest above them all the way to The Fabricator-General on Mars are like a daisy-chain asking the same question. "why did you do this?"

[gilded socket]

You people forget i am a tech priest

Literally

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-you-people-racist-tropic-thunder-what-do-you-mean-you-people-gif-4733346

[blissful kiln]

skibidi is a fsb psyop to rot the brains of western youth

[jaunty path]

THE MACHINE GOD SMILES UPON ME

[blissful kiln]

and it's working

[ocean widget]

im pretty sure that happened without it too

[arctic escarp]

theyve done it

they turned the frogs gay

[gilded socket]

Its big cry time

[jaunty path]

If I were a tech priest, I'd prefer to look like a replika from signalis.

But with some hints of Mechabare

but thats already a thing w tech priests period.

mechabare is where robotic parts are just flatout visible and non hidden.

[blissful kiln]

no anime

[silent oak]

Are the metla weapons in the game?

[jaunty path]

Nope.

We got a flamer tho

[silent oak]

Well shit, that sucks, I wanted a melta shot gun

[jaunty path]

[civic otter]

Well you do have literal shotguns

[jaunty path]

You can buy the arby dlc and get the second best option

[civic otter]

[jaunty path]

exterminator shotgun

OR

just buy the db shotgun

[silent oak]

I have the DLC its what I play

[jaunty path]

Ah good good.

[silent oak]

Miss that melta shotgun in Spacemarines 😛

[civic otter]

[ripe tangle]

which Replika?

[jaunty path]

Elster maybe

I need to get into more mechabare shit..

What else um.

Oh my god first it was dreadnoughts, now it's servitors.

I still need to complete the game

[ripe tangle]

it's 5 in the morning

[jaunty path]

can you help me beat this shit I'm lost ;;

I'm at the part with the 9 buttons that light up when you press it. I know thats also the beginning but I meanin hell.

[ripe tangle]

I should get some sleep

[jaunty path]

a lot of meat

[jaunty path]

Mee too but yeah.

I think I'm gonna have another cup tho

[ripe tangle]

goodnight

I'll help you with Signalis later

[jaunty path]

gn

[ripe tangle]

idk when though

[jaunty path]

yay

[gilded socket]

Didn’t know 4 am rolled up so quickly

[jaunty path]

its 6 for me

Oh well.

Last cup

[blissful kiln]

it's afternoon in the real world

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[jaunty path]

Ya know

Europeans are right

Fahrenheit is fucking stupid

I can have maybe a cup of beer before bed

but like

[gilded socket]

Sometimes i consider leaving this server

[jaunty path]

I prefer wine

[jaunty path]

Oh why?

[gilded socket]

People

Surprising from me i know

[jaunty path]

You need human connection, it's even more important to get it online when you're isolated.

[blissful kiln]

society

[ripe tangle]

but a European is the one who invented it and it's named after...

[jaunty path]

We should kill europe

like the entirety of europe

[ripe tangle]

and Germans literally used Farenheit for nearly 2 centuries before adopting the Metric System.

[gilded socket]

I dont like people

[blissful kiln]

America first

[jaunty path]

Distancing yourself further will only harm you

[jaunty path]

AMERICA IS NOT EUROPENIS.

[blissful kiln]

yeah, worse

https://tenor.com/view/vampire-the-masquerade-miss-velour-wife-staring-bloodlines-gif-17439473225677890316

[gilded socket]

Better alternative

[ripe tangle]

it's actually kind of funny how the world adopted Metric ngl

[jaunty path]

I've been using the 24 hour time for a while

its just better

[ripe tangle]

it as a system was literally born out of French Revolutionaries being contrarian to the previous systems by making EVERYTHING divisible by ten.

[somber stream]

Europenis? That's new

[gilded socket]

Japapenis

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qExtVqmbYDE

[ripe tangle]

I really should go get some sleep

why am I still up?

[jaunty path]

Stuck on discord

It helps to slowly turn off ur device

[ripe tangle]

I really love ya'll's company

[jaunty path]

Me too.

Are you on ur phone by any chance.

or pc

[ripe tangle]

harder than it sounds

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[blissful kiln]

buttshake buttshake

[jaunty path]

You don't have work do you

[ripe tangle]

I do

[jaunty path]

Ah.

[gilded socket]

I love unemployment

[somber stream]

Hold phone power button for 5 sec = schleep

[ripe tangle]

I love being employed and having money

[gilded socket]

Gives me so much time to be anxious about nothing

[arctic escarp]

I usually put a random vid essay on really low volume on my earbuds then sleep as the video plays

[jaunty path]

I'm not sure how to help with ur predicament. but It's about being fast Ig, closing it then deciding to go to sleep. idk It just happens for me. Im slow doing it too.

[arctic escarp]

I would be asleep halfway through the video xd

[jaunty path]

I feel like a dumb, rebel wannabe teenager when I stay up stupid late on a school night

Every night ive been up all night

I think i've been a night owl for a really long time.

[ripe tangle]

I've done this before, but then they'll talk about something genuinely interesting

[gilded socket]

Im just a nocturnal person atp

[jaunty path]

My sleep is just screwed lel

[arctic escarp]

did you try asmr

[ripe tangle]

for example, do you know why Fast Food places are all in dull generic looking buildings now unlike 20 years ago?

[gilded socket]

Im definitely not a morning person

[jaunty path]

Tell

[blissful kiln]

because society

[gilded socket]

Corperate greed by wallstreet

[ripe tangle]

it's actually really simple, real estate value. whenever franchisees go out of business, a generic looking building on a lot sells for more than a building that LOOKS like a specific restaurant franchise.

therefore, a generic box is worth more when trying to sell that property after the franchise goes under, assuming it eventually does.

that's literally it.

[gilded socket]

Woof, i hate wallstreet and always had

If i disappear one day, feds probably got to me

[blissful kiln]

that makes sense tbh

[jaunty path]

Oh so it's preparing to die

interesting

Yeah that makes a lot of sense

the business dies? That's okay! It barely had any design to begin with, so we can easily sell it and gain a profit

[ripe tangle]

yep

[heady echo]

Don't mess with this 📈 Or we come get ya

[blissful kiln]

it makes less sense for established chains with billions of dorrars of revenue

but the line has to go up

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-jimmy-mcgill-communism-communist-gif-12009701814681951718

destroy capitalism

[ripe tangle]

Franchisees lose their contracts and their businesses all the time, a single McDonalds location is owned by Corporate, but the property is managed by a Franchise owner.

so really if that location fails, the only person hurt is the owner of that location :I

single locations close up shop all the time, but Corporate will just flip the property and open a new location with a different Franchisee elsewhere.

[jaunty path]

Mcdonalds wagie servitor

SIlent hill 1 is fun

[somber stream]

But, i love money

[blissful kiln]

yeah, but I mean McDonalds the corpo can cover those costs pretty easily
they won't because le capitalism

[jaunty path]

Where did u read up on this btw

[blissful kiln]

destroy capitalism and give all money to me

[ripe tangle]

I forgot where, but it's something I remember reading about not too long ago

[blissful kiln]

i'll share with you

[somber stream]

Interesting

[civic otter]

Corruption is only bad if i am not a part of it

[ripe tangle]

when I find it again, I'll share it okay

[jaunty path]

Zero pressure dw

I can find it on my own prolly

[somber stream]

The Lex for thee, but not for me

[ripe tangle]

true, you probably could

[jaunty path]

Chatgpt servitor, find the source for what she said

90s dialup noise "Here's a fastfood resturant fandomwiki link!"

I need to clean myself up..

[ripe tangle]

I'm off to bed for real now

good night

[jaunty path]

yay gnnn

[somber stream]

Reminds me when i was naming my design file some years back

Design_final.ai
Design_final2.ai
Design_final3.ai
Design_finalforreal.ai
Design_finalplease.ai

[versed owl]

new to the game. any tips?

[round mica]

Ogryn is bestest class

[little marten]

Far too organised

[round mica]

[versed owl]

haha yea im play double heavy stub and melting everything haha

[little marten]

I have a 200gb+ premier folder titled ‘videos’ - if I get fired good luck to the next guy lol

[versed owl]

[somber stream]

Aww shit you're one of "those"

[little marten]

My own personal warp

[somber stream]

Do you have to link the files of your current projects and the like when you quit your job there?

[inner nimbus]

don't get hit and make sure to hit the enemies in the head

[little marten]

Yeah I’d have to do a file transfer

But that’s a last day last hour, upload a folder and let them go mad

[civic otter]

Keep moving. And try everything, you need to grasp what this game has to offer first to be able to make good builds in the future

[somber stream]

[little marten]

In my defence I’m entirely self taught, I started as a writer but shifted and had to teach myself everything

[somber stream]

Hnnnnnn

Organize your files

[little marten]

I can’t even get my head around dimensions

[somber stream]

Separate then by dates, for a start

[versed owl]

[little marten]

ADD triggered, I’ll do it tomorrow ughhhh

I won’t 😈

[inner nimbus]

fr though uhh just focus on the fundementals of the game

try out all the weapons that look interesting, especially when you're low level/playing at low difficulties

[versed owl]

solid. i have made a character for every class. ogryn and veteran lvl 20 already the rest are 10

[inner nimbus]

learn the dodge timings of certain attacks (namely overheads, those are one of the few you can't block)

and keep your head on a swivel

[little marten]

Darktide is a dance, submit to the rhythm

[versed owl]

haha thank God i went to school for music haha

[little marten]

Sounds silly but it really is, muscle memory will guide you don’t fight it

[elder merlin]

No idea

[civic otter]

Nice, it's always good to get everything done early on. Later you're free to experiment

[versed owl]

only class im kinda refusing to play is Arbitrator. it fell like my brain was becoming smoothe

[little marten]

Arbitrator is a bit of a free pass yeah

Just become a zealot main

[versed owl]

unironically my favorite is revolver veteran feels really good

[little marten]

What melee?

[jaunty path]

12 dollar gon

[versed owl]

rashad combat axe

[little marten]

🤮

[jaunty path]

I will never stop seeing this as something cursed.

[versed owl]

was doing chain sword for a little

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

I think combat axe is considered good tbf, I just hate pure strikedown weapons

[civic otter]

Rashad is good

[little marten]

It’s a blessing

[jaunty path]

I need to use combat axe

[civic otter]

Spamming push attack is stupidly good for horde clear by itself, with not much delay

Brain fard

[little marten]

Revolver is great but has anyone told you about our Lord and saviour bolt pistol???

[civic otter]

I mean as vet this man has to try power sword and bolter

Aka narcolepsy simulator

[versed owl]

haha they have not

[versed owl]

wtf hahaha

[jaunty path]

Eh Boltpisser has become a lil boring to me I think.

[civic otter]

Both, stupidly strong weapons

[little marten]

Maybe it’s time to visit a re-education camp

[civic otter]

Power sword by itself

Is a play the game for you melee

[little marten]

I like power sword but the activation is so irritating half the time

[civic otter]

You just gotta get used to its rythm tbh and power cycler makes it more than fair

Especially when you can two tap ogryns

Thrust into overhead

[little marten]

Thrust cancels it no? Seems to always cancel the charge for me

[somber stream]

Dueling Sword supremacy

[jaunty path]

I deadass avoid using dueling sword imma be real

feels too easy to use.

[somber stream]

Style

🕺

[civic otter]

Not really, both your thrust and overhead will be imbued assuming power cycler

I would record and show but i'm not home

[elder merlin]

I stopped using the revolver for the bolter and now i suck with the revolver lol

I used to be so good with it

[somber stream]

I like to use the revolver whenever i'm feeling extra sweaty

[versed owl]

i thrive in a pool of sweat haha

[somber stream]

Pair it with a knife to double the sweat

[versed owl]

also a hard thing is the player base is pretty low its hard to find a full lobby. is the DC pretty active as far as LFG?

[blissful kiln]

push more

[somber stream]

Sometimes you might find a squad to pair right away, a lot of time it takes up to half a day for someone to respond lol

[versed owl]

meaning difficulty or dont sit around and go fast through the level

[versed owl]

oof

[thick fog]

yes

Dodge and push

[versed owl]

[blissful kiln]

no, meaning press the push button more

and dodge

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

but also don't lag behind, yeah

[versed owl]

ahh ahaha yea ive learned the value of the push button

[blissful kiln]

the only thing worse than a teammate that rushes ahead is a teammate that stays behind to kill poxwalkers

[versed owl]

my face when im solo pushing the obj with other new players

over all loving the game. its nice to have a fps horde game again in the libary. plus im just getting into 40k so i saw this and was stoked to play. first game that introduced me to 40k was DOW2 just beat dow1 and man was that good

[elder merlin]

I got my friend into Darktide and he hates me for it

Cause now he has to wait for darktide content too

@vagrant scarab

[versed owl]

yea i told my brother about the game he was like "is it new?" i sad nah... but 3 year old game. BUUUT they had an update less than a year ago so there is hope

[elder merlin]

Lol, shit, we should still be on track for two big updates this year

[versed owl]

[versed owl]

so bolt pistol power sword. what skill tree route am i looking at

[thick fog]

"less than a year"

We got an update like 2 months ago with arbites

We are to get two more this year and further

[ocean widget]

i mean they arent wrong

2 months is less than a year

[civic otter]

That's logic!

[thick fog]

We already go insane when the 3 months no update is going

[green beacon]

if you're running bistol (i assume on veteran), put puncture + lethal proximity as blessings on it
take all the grenade talents and spam frags

[versed owl]

[tired steeple]

Helko

[fair bridge]

how do i leave bed

mods help

[versed owl]

lkmao thought i was in the star citizen discord for a second

[fair bridge]

[long sigil]

i back from work

and shiiit

touching fried food with my hands

is so

hot

[tired steeple]

My autistic ass can’t touch most foods

Gotta use a knife and fork cause of the sensory issues

[somber stream]

Bart working arc

[grand ore]

jumpscare

[long sigil]

[grand ore]

[long sigil]

i cant dev and work both

[grand ore]

chat

should i do a new character?

[long sigil]

why

try new class?

[grand ore]

cuz....why not?=

[fair bridge]

why did you change your profile bart

[long sigil]

what

why

[fair bridge]

yeah why

[somber stream]

Ikr, what tf am i suppose to call him now

[fair bridge]

he will always be bart

[long sigil]

ye

[stable fox]

Plankton

[orchid lynx]

Very strange evolution

[rare whale]

real

unless theyre finger foods yknow

Like nuggets, tenders or sth

Fries

[tired steeple]

Mm even that depends

[wooden creek]

Getting your hands all greased up from chicken and bbq sauce is GREAT because you get to shake hands with your homies in funny ways

[lilac crag]

I think magos is too silly to use fingers for nuggets

[civic otter]

Magos's special nuggets coming up. Corpse starch base fried in lubrification oils

[rare whale]

I wash my dishes with gloves lol

I hate touching that shit too

[rare whale]

Went out to dinner with my buddies, unlimited ribs. I had a pile of tissues next to me for that reason exactly. I just can't handle that shit man. 💀

Turns out I'm on the spectrum. Only took me like 22 years to figure out.

[simple drum]

All fun and games games till that glass cup goes slippin out your hands

Now your butterfingers for life

Literally

[wooden creek]

I mean I'm probably not in a position to judge, I try to avoid finger foods a lot of the time too

Don't like me hands greasy

BUT, I can see it being nice for getting you into a mealtime mood and ensuring you're not doing anything else with your hands

Because my hands getting busy with a keyboard or a book page means it takes longer for me to eat

and I'm not as prone to typing stuff if my hands are greasy

[jaunty path]

I see you're pizzaphobic

Someone come slay this heretic..

[wooden creek]

Nah I eat pizza with my hands, most of the time

some make it greasier than others though

[verbal iris]

hey guys newbies here, the mission 12 where we have to do the twins, what is the best weapons ? we are a team of 2 with a guard and zealot ... bots are useless since they are stuck in the elevators and the randoms are also kinda selfish and not playing as a team ....

[orchid skiff]

I can help

[thick fog]

They really gotta do something with the twins mission be available at all times

It is a death zone for new players

[opal wyvern]

I think I ate some bad pasta rn

[verbal iris]

yeah look like the real 40k universe XD

i wasn't expecting anything but death but still thats another level XD

[slate stag]

Found another spot for the Nurgle Spawn to warp you into
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3d36kG3H0k

[thick fog]

I can help to complete the mission

Even for a low diff just for you to finish it

[verbal iris]

thanks

[thick fog]

My FS code: 0185978337

[verbal iris]

sorry to be such a bother but i'm on steam and I don't know what is FS

[jade stump]

Social tab

[verbal iris]

yes

[jade stump]

Should be the code you see on your social

[verbal iris]

thanks i think only the team master can do it my friend was able to do it

we go to strike team 2

so we can speak and learn from you guys

[thick fog]

You the party leader?

[verbal iris]

my friend is

i'm Undine he is Taur

[thick fog]

We could go for 3 players only, i got you covered

[verbal iris]

thanks a lot

[lilac crag]

need a fourth?

[verbal iris]

why not

i have no idea

[lilac crag]

@thick fog gimme yer FS code, I'll tag with ya

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[thick fog]

It is above on chat

[verbal iris]

man you are a tank

[quick bloom]

Thanks !

[verbal iris]

ps is it normal that the game crash a lot ?

[thick fog]

A bit

[verbal iris]

fack

[thick fog]

Game perfomance and source is a bit funky

You two level 20 but still on uprising difficulty? I guess you lowered it for the twins

[verbal iris]

not really XD

we play casually

[thick fog]

Fair enough

[fiery wave]

Twins is bs even at lvl 30 for newer players.

[verbal iris]

thanks again for the help 😄

[thick fog]

Have fun playing without struggling on twins again

[verbal iris]

yes will do

(still need to learn the skill tree, i'm pretty sure my toon is bs)

[thick fog]

You can ask for help in class chats

The most helpful

[little marten]

Twinniessss

[opal wyvern]

Hmmmm

Perhaps I should play a new operative

All classes except ogryn, convince me to pick your class

[fair bridge]

ironbreaker

[grand ore]

i already have 300 hours on darktide

damn

[opal wyvern]

[green beacon]

guns and bombs and shouting

what more could you ever want

[elder merlin]

Play Ogryn or die

[somber stream]

2 days

I forecast
A lot of holes, extreme casualty rate, unprecedented amount of team kill, total Super Earth victory

[flat lake]

Max toughness on curios is 17%? What about health

[green beacon]

21

[somber stream]

21%

[low hemlock]

Chat … is this ragebait⁉️

[molten matrix]

Veteran

For taxe gameplay alone

[elder merlin]

That is already happening

[blissful kiln]

Vetaran taxe + double barrel weapon specialist

[elder merlin]

Or you mean even more cause of the cave missions?

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[somber stream]

Yes

[flat lake]

when i pressed the special attack with the mk8 exterminator shotgun it replaced one shell in the mag, just kinda reloaded it, what does it do? Also when at 0 ammo it kept spawning ammo with the special attack

[nocturne bloom]

I seek happiness, the most perplexing part of humanity

[blissful kiln]

it applies a brittleness debuff to an enemy

so you and everyone else pierce more armor for a few seconds (in essense)

otherwise it's free ammo

so long as you have shells on the shotgun model

[shy sandal]

The Cutthroat male vet poured his heart out in those Voice of Command lines

[civic otter]

Seeking happiness is condemning yourself to grievances too, for one cannot exist without the other. An existence in peace is a more neutral state

[somber stream]

It can be about searching for meaning, purpose, or a life that feels fulfilling. In this sense, happiness isn’t just about feeling good. it’s about being right with yourself and your values.

[jaunty path]

Kill Everyone

[worn quail]

Error 2001

[civic otter]

That depends on how one sees happiness tbh. In this sense, it would be a subjective thing

[jaunty path]

Dopamine raw dopamine

So smoke as much weed and drink as much as possible

Don't do drugs. Become the drugs

[civic otter]

Jokes on you i've done that already

[worn quail]

uppers > downers

I used to love weed but these days idk

[somber stream]

Partially agreed. Happiness isn’t a place you arrive at and stay forever. It’s more like a practice or a state that comes and goes. Seeking it wisely often means balancing pleasure, purpose, connection, and acceptance.

[worn quail]

I hate feeling zoned out like that

Unless its like valium

Weed makes me feel like a brainwashed zombie

||Which I guess is why its legal now ||

[civic otter]

Exactly why i was talking about it co existing with sadness, yeah. If everything was "good" the idea of good things would not exist anymore, it would be the norm

Hapiness has value because it is fleeting and because the opposite exists

Therefore chasing an emotion will not end well

For they are temporary and come naturally

[jaunty path]

Do you think God is a hot furry girl with huge boobs

It's probably true. Just read the bible

[civic otter]

My local church would probably have you burned

It is albania after all

[jaunty path]

Mad cuz trve

[molten matrix]

😐

[jaunty path]

Hiii

[molten matrix]

could you read that sentence infront of your parents

would they be proud of you?

[worn quail]

Making their parents proud is at the bottom of every child born after 2000's priority list

Right next to showering and a job

[civic otter]

The only parents that would accept these sort of statements would be very young ones or westerner parents

[somber stream]

Real

[civic otter]

Not here tbh, we're still incredibly traditional

Family shame exists and there is pressure around it

[worn quail]

Good

[civic otter]

Like most things, it's a matter of having a balance

[somber stream]

Mine mother is Asian, i was raised "traditionally"

Still is, luckily so.

[civic otter]

Too much of one side never ends too well

My whole family is pure albanian blooded so safe to say it's been that way

[somber stream]

Marry an Albanian women

Keep the bloodline strong

[civic otter]

If i do anything else it'll likely end in WW3 for me

But they understand and respect the fact that i don't care regardless so

Luckily for me in this case, one of the other traditions here is that the words/opinions of men are not doubted much

So my grandfather/father would not exactly go against it

[somber stream]

Use their own game against them huh

I like that style

[civic otter]

Yes lol

You always gotta make the best out of any situation

Take what you can

And stay in your own fun corner

Things may just turn out well

[lilac crag]

this can be done without the help of a woman once I have a breakthrough with my practical invention

[somber stream]

I'm interested

[lilac crag]

you must marry a twink, first. or a femboy. either works.

[nocturne bloom]

Hey man I got so brain dead today I crawled in a drainage pipe to take a picture

[jaunty path]

Son if I said even a third of the things I say online I'd be in an insane asylum

[nocturne bloom]

Holy shit im valid??

[somber stream]

Gib

[lilac crag]

as a person, you always have been. same as a friend.

[civic otter]

I hope you're aware of what's going on around you

[worn quail]

Disclaimer: Abandon this strategy if you're a chaser

[civic otter]

Femboys, twinks and the like have been like the ottoman empire

[nocturne bloom]

So im not a valid twink

[lilac crag]

THIS DOES NOT WORK IF YOU ARE A CHASER

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. MATTER OF FACT, GET PUNCHED, you fucking weirdo.

[civic otter]

Kill

[jaunty path]

Holy super reaction batman

[lilac crag]

im getting bombarded

[somber stream]

What is a chaser

I am confusement

[worn quail]

One day I'll get my reaction spam off on one of the fatshark announcements

[civic otter]

Car model probably

[lilac crag]

person who exclusively dates/hooks up with trans people, afaik

[worn quail]

One day...

[jaunty path]

Fetishizer of people like trans/genderqueer folk

[somber stream]

I see

[worn quail]

Who fetishize them and see them as objects and dump them the second they show any kind of emotional instability/vulnerability, or stop being feminine looking

[fair bridge]

i only had a copy of the bateman emote but i contributed

[agile raven]

What does this have to do with pace chasing I'm confused.

[lilac crag]

but they don't just stop at liking. it's like. their whole personality. and it's fucking weird.

[agile raven]

It's my best strategy, I ain't abandoning it

[lilac crag]

this yes

had a friend who had this kind of partner

[worn quail]

SEXTUS-MINORIS 77

KILL

[fair bridge]

[somber stream]

And what does that have anything to do with keeping the bloodline pure

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator is me

he kills

[fair bridge]

you are walking a fine line

[civic otter]

DT chat moment. Also i love how this sentence sounds by itself

[civic otter]

This is so peak

[fierce cave]

Who

[somber stream]

Context

lmao

[agile raven]

I put all my points into speed, power, and stamina.
I'm GOING TO PACE CHASE.

[worn quail]

You see, keeping a bloodline pure can primarily be achieved by having a loving relationship with your partner

Welp time to play Havoc

[lilac crag]

my practical invention MUST have people who identify themselves as male or are organically male. hence the chaser comment.

[worn quail]

I hope I dont get a 2001 error

<--- clueless

[somber stream]

Okay i see where this is going

Think i'll stick with my preference

[jaunty path]

Today, I am learning Snoop dog voiced a pimp in a King of the Hill Episode

[lilac crag]

you're subject number 1

[jaunty path]

hell yah

[fair bridge]

genetic purity has long been a far-right talking point

[civic otter]

[fair bridge]

i tried to phrase this in a way that was easy to understand

[lilac crag]

licht I am pairing you with lamia

[nocturne bloom]

No

[somber stream]

Not my preference, i'm into female human

[fair bridge]

i have to change my name again bro

[jaunty path]

Why do genetic purity when you could just gene edit and selectively breed humans?

Gay

Vats are good

[worn quail]

Idk it wouldn't surprise me if people found a way to call it fascist

[lilac crag]

some loser ass dude I ended up beating up on the street cause he was really fucking weird to my friend one day

[nocturne bloom]

Im into whoever loves me

[civic otter]

I want to make a joke so bad but i am letting you know that the lawyers are holding me back

[fierce cave]

Valid

[opal wyvern]

I already maxed out ogryn

[fair bridge]

i cannot make any jokes about any of this here

kinda sucks

[civic otter]

Me neither

Exactly

[somber stream]

Then let us move on

So, frogs

[civic otter]

Goku transformation

[molten matrix]

its true i was the streetlight

[jaunty path]

Nevermind Nirvana.

[lilac crag]

you guys are silly

[fair bridge]

@worn quail it is not even close to what you're thinking, strange person

[lilac crag]

TRICK STATEMENT, FENRIR DOESNT THINK

[worn quail]

^

thats bad for you

dont do that

[fair bridge]

fuck 😔

[lilac crag]

I am clueless and I am happy

[civic otter]

Billions must zone out

[fair bridge]

bf and i went out for lunch and it was so good

[lilac crag]

this is a real picture of me

[worn quail]

im a zealot main

thinking makes me suck

blessed be the smooth brain

[lilac crag]

true

[fair bridge]

we devoured other humans . a gourmet meal .

[civic otter]

I always knew you were some slaanesh freak

[lilac crag]

half the server is slaneesh freaks

[fair bridge]

man-meat is peak

[jaunty path]

caanibalism is the solution

[fierce cave]

TRUE

[worn quail]

okay in all fairness if i had someone like, who was a michelin star chef

prepare me something with human meat

I'd TRY it

[lilac crag]

???????

[fair bridge]

there's this cute little farmer's market downtown we went to as well

[lilac crag]

I'm punching you

[worn quail]

[civic otter]

I've eaten horse if it's any consolation for you

[worn quail]

you must've been so hungry

[civic otter]

Lmao

Fair

[lilac crag]

worst thing I ate had maggots in it

[worn quail]

that you could

you... could

[civic otter]

But yes i was

[worn quail]

[fair bridge]

if a mf is cooking up a dude who had a name and a social security number and everything i will have significant doubts about his mental capacity to still cook

[civic otter]

On accident i did do this too. I bit into a pear with maggots inside

[fair bridge]

he'd probably overcook him and shit

[worn quail]

thats why i said a michelin star chef

like hypothetically

if it was made perfectly

[lilac crag]

mine was a cooked chicken breast who went spoiled

[worn quail]

whatever the fuck that means

[somber stream]

Chat are you okay?

[civic otter]

Oof

[nocturne bloom]

I drank moldy Gatorade

[fair bridge]

a genderless burger experience

[lilac crag]

I had stomach pain the entire day

[nocturne bloom]

Tastes like bacon

[lilac crag]

I was fighting nurgle

[fierce cave]

Breast?

[civic otter]

I get it, i'd do it too tbh. My moral compass is severy fucked, i could not care less

[lilac crag]

shut the FUCK up

(based)

[jaunty path]

theres a dude on reddit who made fajitas out of his foot amputation

[worn quail]

Fascinating

[jaunty path]

was it fajitas or tacos...either way it looked good

[fair bridge]

this mf said chicken breast!!!! darktide general gooner chat again!!!!! omg!!!!!

[lilac crag]

Mallow I like you so I will not punch you for now

[jaunty path]

I cannot say I would not try it

[jaunty path]

BRO

INSANE

[fair bridge]

this does not surprise me in the least

[jaunty path]

slap this dude

[jaunty path]

I can't say

[civic otter]

Slapnuts

[nocturne bloom]

[civic otter]

What'd you call me?

[lilac crag]

let lamia aura farm

[jaunty path]

that I would have heisitation

[civic otter]

Yeah i called you slapnuts

[fair bridge]

oooh there's so much i want to say

[worn quail]

i see the hotline miami playlist

[flat lake]

do weapons turn from orange to red quality after u max them or nah

[fair bridge]

no that's a mod

[jaunty path]

nope

[civic otter]

My beloved wants to speak out, but it is choked by arbitrary rules...

[flat lake]

i thought it was always in game smh

[lilac crag]

@worn quail

[lilac crag]

I grew up with that game

[nocturne bloom]

Use all available resources

[lilac crag]

for better or for worse

[worn quail]

Absolute kino

I should replay it tonight

[civic otter]

I grew up with swords and sandals

[lilac crag]

you are so based for this

I'm your friend now

[lilac crag]

also this but less so cause I fucking sucked

[worn quail]

Oh right, let me post my shotgun for my arbites in pics channel

[jaunty path]

you think bagels r in the imperium

[somber stream]

Lamia's pipe is neat

[jaunty path]

shutup

[somber stream]

Not what i meant uhhhh

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

its over.

[somber stream]

Sewage pipe

Very cozy

[jaunty path]

where is it

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

y r u larping as mutant turtle

[nocturne bloom]

Depression leads you to interesting places

(I clean it so my property doesnt flood)

And its full of crayfish

[elder merlin]

There is Satan, and then there is Shockwave

[shrewd solar]

Quick question any of yours game crashes after a havoc mission and if yes is there a fix you found ?

[elder merlin]

Praying mostly

[somber stream]

Game shitting itself, havoc isn't recommened

[nocturne bloom]

There is a fix

If you dont play it, it won't crash

[jaunty path]

r u living in the sewrs dude.

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a small bridge on my property that goes over a lake outlet, if the pipes get full my property floods

[shrewd solar]

oh lovely the game is broken 🤸‍♂️ then

[nocturne bloom]

Always has been

[shrewd solar]

It's the only fun game mode ngl lmfao

[worn quail]

^

For some reason feeling like I'm always working towards something instead of just

Playing missions

Tickles my brain in a way

So I always try to play Havocs

[nocturne bloom]

Plus its a nice spot to relax

[shrewd solar]

I played like one match of dam and one of auric and it felt like turned off the spawns

[jaunty path]

show pics

[worn quail]

I played a carnival one. dark communion and the entire map was a breeze

And up at the last staircase towards the final room

We got 7 bosses (yes really) all at once

[shrewd solar]

The event is fun but that's cause ya know

bomba

[delicate vapor]

such a late ping

[worn quail]

1 Daemonhost, 2 Chaos Spawns (1 weakened), 1 Beast of Nurgle, and the Karnak Twins

Was very fun!

||We lost.||

[somber stream]

I too, like to have a ball crushingly hard experience from time to time

[worn quail]

Yea I'm a MASSIVE difficulty masochist, but sometimes I worry about when we lose if I have some... More irritable players on the team

Feels like every time we wipe I'm slowly but surely losing reputation points and it will make finding Havocs harder in the future

Especially since I'm typically on during ungodly hours where all the players are basically the same

[lilac crag]

I did this so much that my veteran was declined on the daily when the first weeks of havoc were out

Trench Rat was a name people did not want to see

[shrewd solar]

Just change the name of your character

[lilac crag]

so I used pre-rework ogryn instead

[worn quail]

There's no legacy view system?

[lilac crag]

taunt shield fuck you!!!!!

[worn quail]

Or steam name?

Or mods for it?

[shrewd solar]

Idk

[lilac crag]

i think it's funnier to be a public menace

especially cus it filters out annoying people who don't do exactly what their class should be on during a havoc

( based on their skill level. if you're cracked ur builds don't really need to be strict )

[modest flume]

None

Unless someone recognizes your name, which usually doesn't happen unless you do something so ridiculous that people don't forget you (like me and my Ogryn shenanigans )

[thick fog]

Or recognize their steam username on end game screen

Which almost noone will remember

[modest flume]

Or you're Sally

[elder merlin]

Im at work

[delicate vapor]

Foolish monkey

[elder merlin]

Shitty macbot

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[stable fox]

Out of habit still using gifs despite no perm

[glossy bear]

Its time to uninstall darktide

Space Marine 2
Here I come

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/черный-gif-8284575235000460429

[somber stream]

Suddenly, a crave for dumplings

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-dumplings-gif-23874033

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[spiral echo]

Just did havoc 40 with arbi, and guess what? Can't play aurics. Need more damnation games smh

[blissful kiln]

Damnation is harder than H40