general-chat

[nocturne bloom]

No

I just genuinely cant think

[jaunty path]

Oh.

rest

hydrate

[ocean widget]

Defenestration should be legal

[jaunty path]

I love how that literally means to toss someone out a window

lmfao

[gilded socket]

You did it

You out freaked limai

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[nocturne bloom]

I know damn well they wouldn't actually be into that

[jaunty path]

I win

[nocturne bloom]

Confidence of a phone screen and all

[jaunty path]

I'm totally not do not worry about that at all yeah.

[nocturne bloom]

Although to be fair ive had my fair share of stuff i dont care to admit

We all gotta learn somehow

It doesnt matter how many messages you delete

The mods still see them

[jaunty path]

What are you talking about

Literal crazy person

[nocturne bloom]

True

[jaunty path]

Go eat SOIL pal

[lilac crag]

both of you should be in cuffs

public menaces

[nocturne bloom]

You want me in cuffs?

[jaunty path]

[lilac crag]

nevermind.

[nocturne bloom]

Wouldn't be the worst ive been asked of

[jaunty path]

You just make me curious

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Bro not again!

[jaunty path]

Whats wrong with ashley?

[nocturne bloom]

A lot of things

But its ok

Im colorblind to red flags

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

She is a WALKING STOP SIGN.

[gilded socket]

30 dollars and i make my pfp the most corny ashley pic i can find

[nocturne bloom]

Corny, you say

[jaunty path]

Tempting offer.

(I'm broke)

[nocturne bloom]

And what warbonds would that 30 be

[jaunty path]

Oh my god

I suddenly want to look at an artist

WHATS THEIR NAME

[gilded socket]

Chem, ceremony one and the law enforcement one

[jaunty path]

I FORGOR

[nocturne bloom]

How did i know

[gilded socket]

Wdym

[ocean widget]

Which artist

[gilded socket]

Im being deadass about this too

[jaunty path]

Not telling yourass bruh

[gilded socket]

I will legit make it my pfp if someone pays me 30 dollars

[zenith glade]

gooners

shoo

it's bedtime

go to bed

raus hier

[jaunty path]

Not gooners!

[ocean widget]

Good thing im DDM and not yourass

[nocturne bloom]

Dont lump me with the common rabble

[gilded socket]

Im trying to make money!

[jaunty path]

drouses you in lighter fluid and lights you o fire cuz im bored

[ocean widget]

Drouses

[nocturne bloom]

The almighty job application:

[zenith glade]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-house-nod-gif-24574765

[jaunty path]

dies in spanish

[zenith glade]

ya ya alright

go 2 Bed lil Freakz

up past ur bedtime . it rot u

no rottin allowed ,, strictly no rot zone ,,

[gilded socket]

Shhhh not rn…

[nocturne bloom]

2 years

Be ready

[zenith glade]

@stark bobcat shit urself .

[nocturne bloom]

Its all downhill from there

[ocean widget]

If its the joy it's khyle

[gilded socket]

Im aware

[jaunty path]

NEIN. MORE NICHE

[gilded socket]

Ive watched my senior friend develop suicidal tendencies over his top (trampoline park)

[nocturne bloom]

Then you hit 21

And get alcohol

And life gets better

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah the second I turn 21 I am turning OLD

I WILL BE A FUCKING PHAROAH

[ocean widget]

You guys can't drink until youre 21?

[gilded socket]

Lmaier teaching me alcohol addiction

[nocturne bloom]

Yea HAG

[jaunty path]

You can't drink legally

[blissful kiln]

americans amirite

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[ocean widget]

Awful

[nocturne bloom]

You guys need an ID to play online?

[ocean widget]

No actually

[jaunty path]

NOT YET

[blissful kiln]

hahahaha, I love that americans finally have something against EU

[ocean widget]

UK

[blissful kiln]

soon to be all EU

[gilded socket]

I miss my childhood friend, wonder where she is rn

[outer jasper]

not a big fan of europe

[blissful kiln]

show passport to download Shchlongs of Skyrim

[nocturne bloom]

10/10 pass time

[ocean widget]

You haven't seen it have you

[gilded socket]

Is this true? @elder merlin

[ocean widget]

The fuckin woman getting her laptop nicked by the police because of skyrim mods over here

[nocturne bloom]

Stinky 🦨

[blissful kiln]

yeah, I think I saw something like that in the news

crazy

[outer jasper]

french people when its time to be lazy and smoke and think theyre better than everyone

[ocean widget]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1974t9g/police_have_seized_my_wifes_laptop_after_one_of/
@blissful kiln

[gilded socket]

Are you sure that wasnt you?

[blissful kiln]

1984 was about the future UK after all

[nocturne bloom]

French people wondering why dates always go wrong when they pull the boiled snails out:

[ocean widget]

If it was i would actually find skyrim an enjoyable enough game to mod sex into it

[zenith glade]

im drinkin . alcohol rn

it not , cracked up 2 be ,,

zzzz ,,

[gilded socket]

You tell me eurohag

[ocean widget]

I have more hours in destiny 2 than I do skyrim

That tells you how fun skyrim is

[gilded socket]

No shit so do i

[ocean widget]

Awful

What is wrong with you

[gilded socket]

I fucking hate everything skyrim

[civic python]

truth nuke btw

[gilded socket]

I was so good at destiny 2 you have no idea

[zenith glade]

FALSEHOODZ

skyrim , was the shit when i was but a Wee Gloopling ,,

[ocean widget]

If you werent running around crucible with sweet business you werent playing destiny right

[gilded socket]

I was raiding

[ocean widget]

Awful

[gilded socket]

And playing the actual game

Not just flapping my dick in the wind so i can cheese a good shot

[nocturne bloom]

Gambit was the best of both worlds

[ocean widget]

Bro sweet business has like 100 rounds

I dont need to make a good shot

I just need to shoot

[gilded socket]

Sweet business is a skill issue

[ocean widget]

Tru

[gilded socket]

I tex machina guns

[civic python]

destny

[ocean widget]

Its a minigun that uses primary ammo

What's not to love

[ocean widget]

Your name is just how someone poorly describes anal, you have no room to speak

[lilac crag]

the wind-up that let's alot of people trample you over with their fast ttk weapons

[gilded socket]

I LIKE REVOLVERS I LIKE WHEEL GUNS

I LIKE BEING A COWGIRL GOD KILLER

[ocean widget]

0/10
Needs more soyjak

[outer jasper]

wait when did image perms get removed?

[civic python]

woah, jaks man!

[ocean widget]

When too many people shat the bed

Check the pins

[ocean widget]

Just prefire
Its got 100 rounds you'll be fine

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/viktorbg-gif-25283495

[nocturne bloom]

Who even checks pins anymore

Thats so like

2011

[gilded socket]

I actually dont like revolver ocelot,,,

[lilac crag]

this but with actium war rig too

[ocean widget]

Fair
I can't be fucked to learn how to aim so sweet business and riskrunner are my go to

[lilac crag]

it's really funny

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[ocean widget]

Electrified tri-pronged meat thermometer my beloved

[ripe tangle]

you either love him or you hate him

[gilded socket]

I use revolvers in raids too, im used to the gun play

[ripe tangle]

true fans feel both ways

[gilded socket]

Im gonna be honest i dont even like metal gear solid

[ocean widget]

Never used it ngl
Preferred the boots that gave electric charge when sprinting

[jaunty path]

I FOUND THE ART

[ripe tangle]

it's not everyone's thing

[jaunty path]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[ripe tangle]

I like it, but I know it's not for everyone

[ocean widget]

Post it

[lilac crag]

electric charge when sprinting?

[nocturne bloom]

How many r34 pages in

[ocean widget]

Fuckin hold on

[jaunty path]

Hell. The fuck. No.

[gilded socket]

I know all the references all the jokes and everything but i cant get with the playstyle

[ripe tangle]

not a stealth fan?

[gilded socket]

I love stealthy games but the first 2 feel like a chore

Ghost recon is more flexable about stealth

[jaunty path]

Silence In Violence left 4 dead 2 achievement.

[ocean widget]

Dunemarchers

[ocean widget]

Why will u not tell us the artist

[lilac crag]

DUNEMARCHERS, scary shit

they're bulky as hell I never fw the fashion of it

[civic python]

metal gear died after sons of liberty btw

[ripe tangle]

MGS3 was peak pulp-1960s ridiculousness, like a spy thriller in theme and a proper MGS game in playstyle, and it's so sooooo cheesy and that's why I love it, but again, I know it's not for everyone.

[ocean widget]

I didn't give a shit about fashion ngl
I just punched shit to death

I wasn't buying silver just to look slightly better

[lilac crag]

I made some disgusting fashion back in my day
5000 hours on destiny

[ocean widget]

[gilded socket]

Im just a lowely cowgirl with a huge ass revolver

[lilac crag]

at least 1k of that is orbit fashion by the way

[nocturne bloom]

YOURE A WHAT

[ocean widget]

I just used whatever the fuck the anniversary titan cosmetic was

[ocean widget]

Lowely

[ripe tangle]

Maxine is Revolver Ocelot now

she meows and summons her men while doing revolver tricks

[ocean widget]

I dont think revolver ocelot shot flaming bullets

[ripe tangle]

she's also maximum gay

[ocean widget]

Fair enough

[nocturne bloom]

Bed time

[lilac crag]

I was going to peek into d2 state of the game but then I see they released the worst twid of all time so I looked away

[gilded socket]

I dont meow i bark

[jaunty path]

Takes away ur mattress

[ocean widget]

How to lobotomise yourself 101

[lilac crag]

sleep well, sweetest freak

[nocturne bloom]

I used to sleep on a bus, I dont need a bed

[ripe tangle]

but do you growl?

[gilded socket]

Dont leave me here

[gilded socket]

Depends

[ocean widget]

I dont blame you
The game shat the bed after the whatever their name dlc

[lilac crag]

edge of fate, the nine, whatever

[ripe tangle]

this makes me sad, it implies she's more comfortable being around Lamia than me.

[jaunty path]

Were you fucking homeless??

[ocean widget]

Nah the fuckin smokestack twat

[ripe tangle]

that really says something about me, doesn't it?

[lilac crag]

I only played that game to raid and do dungeons, then I got all my solo flawlesses and got the fuck out

because they kept nerfing solar titan

[gilded socket]

We don’t talk much anymore

[lilac crag]

to the point where even nowadays it still sucks

[nocturne bloom]

Eh 50/50
I also lived in a car for a while

[ocean widget]

One of you is religious and horny
The other is horny

[ripe tangle]

fair enough.

[ocean widget]

That's called being homeless lamia

[jaunty path]

No home = Homeless

A car is not a home bruh

[gilded socket]

And besides i just don’t really feel like talking to people about the same subject constantly

[jaunty path]

Starts going insane

snaps

kills everyone

[ripe tangle]

what about living in a van or an RV?

[ocean widget]

Not a home

[somber stream]

Depends on what's your definition of a home is

For me it's where you can shit in peace

[nocturne bloom]

Not everyone had it easy

[somber stream]

So if a car has a toilet..

[gilded socket]

Lameia and malo are unpredictable and nice at times

[ripe tangle]

Licht why?

[ocean widget]

Please do not shit in a train

[somber stream]

Survival Lucia

[ocean widget]

Its sister Lucia not survival lucia

[ripe tangle]

so if someone shit on the floor at Starbucks, does that mean Starbucks is their home now?

[jaunty path]

I really should draw.

[somber stream]

I mean if they feel at peace doing it

[ocean widget]

They said shit in peace

[jaunty path]

Tomorrow.

[gilded socket]

I really should get dog ears ngl

[ocean widget]

If you can somehow peacefully exist within a Starbucks I will be surprised

[gilded socket]

I thibk it’ll look good

[nocturne bloom]

Search history, now

[ripe tangle]

do people actually like Starbucks?

[somber stream]

There is a saying, i forgot where it cam from

"Home is where you can trust the toilet"

[ocean widget]

I dont know
Maybe

[nocturne bloom]

Some of the flavors are alright

[somber stream]

I like their pumpkin spice

[outer jasper]

its coffee, you like it as much as someone who smokes likes cheap cigs

[ocean widget]

Yeah they say that until an assassin climbs up their castle shitter and stabs em in the arse

[jaunty path]

It's syrup and milk, what could be better???

[gilded socket]

Cant post in genetaltide

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

I mean, if I want overpriced coffee, I'd just go to a Gas Station...

[somber stream]

If an assassin was willing to go that far, i'd gladly give him the kill tbh

Dedication, right there

[nocturne bloom]

Gas station coffee here is like $1.50

[ocean widget]

Good because it's happened before in history

[gilded socket]

Sleepy..?

[ocean widget]

Hold on

[nocturne bloom]

Been so

[somber stream]

UK?

I must acquire this knowledge

[ocean widget]

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/fs3991/til_that_edmund_ironside_was_allegedly_stabbed/

[somber stream]

"The assassin escaped after leaving the weapon fixed in Edmund's bowels"

Important detail

[ocean widget]

The first buttplug

[nocturne bloom]

Thats called a prison wallet

You can fit a lot there

[ocean widget]

I dont think a knife in your ass is a prison wallet

[nocturne bloom]

They do it

[ocean widget]

The container is the wallet

[jaunty path]

...

I

[ocean widget]

The knife in the ass is stupid

[jaunty path]

I think I'm going to have some tea

and try not to think about the state of my existence

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/united-kingdom-united-kingdom-flag-flag-waving-gif-26877309

[ripe tangle]

Tatsache des Tages: Urin ist eigentlich gefiltertes Blut. Aufgenommene Flüssigkeit wird im Magen und Darm absorbiert und Reste verlassen den Körper auf die gleiche Weise wie Nahrung. Aufgenommene Nährstoffe gelangen in den Blutkreislauf und das Blut gelangt in die Blase, wo es in den Urin gefiltert wird.

[somber stream]

Aren't you going to sleep/

[nocturne bloom]

Where do you think youre going

[jaunty path]

I am improving as a person

[nocturne bloom]

We're not done yet

[jaunty path]

I'm going to mental disney land

I need to dissociate

[ocean widget]

As someone who can't read German im going to assume this is gibberish

[ripe tangle]

I love saying random unrelated things in German

[nocturne bloom]

Passing out is the same thing

[gilded socket]

Big nap time…?

[somber stream]

It's random Germany facts

[ocean widget]

So gibberish

[ripe tangle]

it's a thing that only happens in Germany

apparently

[jaunty path]

Lucia

Lucia.

[ripe tangle]

yes?

[ocean widget]

An Austrian leader?

[jaunty path]

What should I draw.

[prisma cypress]

[ripe tangle]

a Freebooter

[gilded socket]

Lucia is mean

[ripe tangle]

Ork dressed as a Pirate doing Pirate stuff

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom what should I draw

[nocturne bloom]

Comatose time

[somber stream]

Shush now, close thine eyes

[nocturne bloom]

Milkies

[somber stream]

Dream of Democracy

Freedom

[jaunty path]

I'll do that.

[ripe tangle]

I'm not mean....

[somber stream]

Liberty

[prisma cypress]

im helldiving it

[jaunty path]

Sounds gay. I'll be doing that prolly

[ocean widget]

Draw super earth getting colonised

[nocturne bloom]

Busty snake women

[jaunty path]

By hot alien girls? yeah alright.

[ocean widget]

Go play xcom

[zenith glade]

Go 2 beee3ed

[jaunty path]

Specifically martians?
Yeah

[jaunty path]

Bed time?

[jaunty path]

No it's time for 3 hours of tiktok

[jaunty path]

What could possibly be better than tiktok???

[nocturne bloom]

I can hear the person in my brain you know

[ocean widget]

I'm going to colonise your tea supply

[jaunty path]

llife? what life beyond tiktok?

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/vampire-the-masquerade-miss-velour-wife-staring-bloodlines-gif-17439473225677890316

[somber stream]

Tell the wanker to shove it

[ripe tangle]

would anyone like more German facts?

Licht?

[jaunty path]

Yes but in english

[ocean widget]

Hey thats my line

They're German facts not English facts

[somber stream]

Sure thing, lay it on me

[nocturne bloom]

They weep a fine melody

[jaunty path]

is it true it's gay for men to make love to other men in germany?

[ripe tangle]

Ja.

[nocturne bloom]

Shorts or no shorts

[somber stream]

I grew up with 3 of your kind, i have the rights

[ripe tangle]

das ist sehr homosex

[somber stream]

sehr homosex XDDDDDDDDDDD

[zenith glade]

Europoidz in chat

[somber stream]

Fuck me i'm dying

[zenith glade]

Spitz at u

[ocean widget]

You grew up with 3 British people and yet you are not British
Do you have different parents

[jaunty path]

Okay ya know what. I'm gonna expose a gender double standard. it's time to get political.

When 2 girls kiss, it's lesbian

when two men kiss, it's gay.

How has no one noticed this?

[zenith glade]

Shooz u off porch w a broom

[jaunty path]

WOMEN get to be lesbians but MEN do not

[blissful kiln]

makes you think

[ripe tangle]

they can if they live on the Greek Island of Lesbos

[gilded socket]

Evil

[somber stream]

3 cunts from Nottingham moved to Worms as a kid, grew up with them all the way till middle school

[gilded socket]

If only

[ripe tangle]

I'm not evil, I am righteous.

[somber stream]

I was forced to watch nothing but UK shows till i was 14

[ocean widget]

Wait you lived with them?

[nocturne bloom]

Cmon bro we all know cold medicine sleep is the best sleep

[ocean widget]

[jaunty path]

You shot my leg off as a prank.

[somber stream]

Neighbor innit

[jaunty path]

and killed my grandma

[ocean widget]

Close enough

[somber stream]

Kids back then went out and play

[ripe tangle]

it looked like a Daemonette...

[somber stream]

Didn't exactly had ipad

[ocean widget]

Yeah i know that

[ripe tangle]

I was trigger happy, my contrition.

[jaunty path]

[gilded socket]

You use your religion as a blade to kill people who does not align themselves with your belief system and you follow a creed of violence

[ocean widget]

I was there you twat

Fuckin hated it too

[gilded socket]

This tru…

[ripe tangle]

Indeed, righteous.

[jaunty path]

It's okay to kill people if god tells you to.

This is true.

[gilded socket]

No, blinded by faith

[nocturne bloom]

Nah but really you get the scariest dreams after drinking cold medicine

[ocean widget]

Heat it up then

[somber stream]

Right, back to Soliding my Snake

[ripe tangle]

how is anyone surprised that a Sister of Battle is a violent psychopath?

[jaunty path]

The voices in my head tell me to drink blood.......

[gilded socket]

Not me

[gilded socket]

You all arent crazy

[ocean widget]

Put down the laptop licht

[gilded socket]

Hospitalers my beloved…

[nocturne bloom]

I do, every time its me stuck in a desert getting attacked

[ripe tangle]

correct, I'm certainly sane.

[jaunty path]

Pharoah noise

I NEED CHAI TEA

[ocean widget]

Did you win the lottery at least?

[gilded socket]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[jaunty path]

I NEED IRT

II NEEED CHAIII TEA

I NEEEEEEEDDDD IIITTTT

[gilded socket]

Chai means tea

[ocean widget]

Isnt this just tea tea

[zenith glade]

Yah baka chungus

[jaunty path]

SUCK MY NUTS AND BOLTS LADY

[ripe tangle]

what is the best kind of tea?

[zenith glade]

Smh my heade

[nocturne bloom]

Sure

[gilded socket]

No thanks

[zenith glade]

White monster

[ripe tangle]

what the fuck is a white monster?

you better not be coming onto me...

[gilded socket]

Estrogen spiked monster

[ocean widget]

Yorkshire gold

[zenith glade]

[ocean widget]

Nrg drink

[gilded socket]

Just gimme estrogen

Pleaseeee

[zenith glade]

Mmm yumm i love white monstar

[somber stream]

It blew the fuck up last year

[zenith glade]

Viking berry

[somber stream]

I'm PC gamin

[ripe tangle]

You people disturb me.

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Give me estrogen or ill brcome a estrogen vampire and suck it from TERF women

[ocean widget]

I'd post an image of a white monster but someone shat the bed

[ocean widget]

They have black mold so dont

[ripe tangle]

Maxine, please calm yourself.

This is a civil place where we discuss more appropriate things; like how to dismember Heretics.

[nocturne bloom]

You dont need chemicals to be you

[nocturne bloom]

You gonna whip me or what

[jaunty path]

A white monster is an energy drink leading a nations starkingly high heart disease rate

I wish I could say what I want

[gilded socket]

But boobs

[ripe tangle]

Have you committed sins or transgressions against the faith or Imperial Creed?

[gilded socket]

Teu…

[zenith glade]

Bang energy drink

[nocturne bloom]

Small boobs are just as good

[zenith glade]

Purple haze..

Rip it..

Mmmm rip its..

[nocturne bloom]

If it makes you punish me then ive done it

[jaunty path]

Sister Lucia. The Emperor beeseeches me

He tells me to kill

do I kill?

[ripe tangle]

ah, then your punishment is death!

[zenith glade]

Get ur mans @stark bobcat makin u snake ppl look bad !

[nocturne bloom]

You'd use me until I gave out???

[ripe tangle]

it depends, who is he telling you to kill?

also speaking to the Emperor directly, HERESY!

[ripe tangle]

your punishment, is death!

[gilded socket]

I want just a little more not anything crazy

[civic python]

[ocean widget]

This shit looks like the average rogue trader crew

[civic python]

all these coal posters….

[jaunty path]

pauses for a moment and enters a mile long stare before returning

Does it matter? It is the Emperor after all, and I should follow his word without question, regardless of what victim it may be.

[nocturne bloom]

Just means its extra, small is good

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

smb

[ripe tangle]

Please speak with the Confessor and the Lord Inquisitor on this matter.

I'll escort you.

[ocean widget]

Talk to ur dr or smth idfk where u r

[zenith glade]

Roleplayin in gen chat breh

We r cooked

[somber stream]

First time?

[ocean widget]

I'm surprised lamia hasn't made an escort comment yet

[ripe tangle]

we do this sometimes

[civic python]

brimstone channel

[ripe tangle]

it's like 90% gag though

[ocean widget]

How the fuck have you been here a year and you're surprised

[gilded socket]

Its hard to explain but i want a actual bra

[zenith glade]

Been here longer than that

[ocean widget]

Are you in America?

[gilded socket]

America, red state, im fucked

[zenith glade]

Look at my oldest nessage ,,

[ocean widget]

OOF

[nocturne bloom]

Sports bra easy

[ocean widget]

no

[gilded socket]

Yuo dont grt it

[zenith glade]

Get a job make money buy binder on amazon

[nocturne bloom]

I do

[zenith glade]

U can buy estrogen from eur*pe for 50 smackaroos

[ripe tangle]

why did you censor Europe?

[blissful kiln]

oosa inhabiter

[ocean widget]

I think progesterone is needed
Not a doctor though so I've got no fucking clue im just going off what I've seen online

[somber stream]

Because they're Am*rican

[zenith glade]

U take prog

Like

[somber stream]

spits

[zenith glade]

Month 10 or 13

12*

U wait a while b4 u start prog

Varies between person but earliest for diy is like

8 months

[ocean widget]

According to random shit I've seen online it makes trans women's chests bigger
Which granted getting your experience from memes isn't great but I have no defense so

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty sure estrogen is covered by free state health insurance where I am

[gilded socket]

How

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-debate-president-presidential-debate-wtf-gif-4127151492472228747

[ocean widget]

Send some to moebian

[nocturne bloom]

Considering I have the body of a twink, ive received my fair share of comments and suggestions

[nocturne bloom]

I dont have free insurance

[zenith glade]

Ye

[nocturne bloom]

I have state employee insurance

[zenith glade]

It's hard on the body as well

[ripe tangle]

dieser Ort ist lächerlich, soll ich dann alle selbst töten?

[gilded socket]

Im built taller than most in my state buy i got widish hips

[zenith glade]

Uaaaaawn fake europoid language

[blissful kiln]

i wish this chat was more politics and gooner slop

[ripe tangle]

how tall are you, Maxine?

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[ocean widget]

Its not that because people shat the bed

[nocturne bloom]

I swear if they are taller than me

[zenith glade]

Rewdy

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

For the 9th time im 5’7

[nocturne bloom]

Ok im safe

[zenith glade]

Heh ,,

Taller ,,

[ocean widget]

If you have the body of a twink theyre probably taller than you

[zenith glade]

Noob down ,,

[jaunty path]

twitches a bit

No he's getting a bit adamant about it I think I should go on the frontlines before I do something

[ripe tangle]

I'm 5'4 or 5'5 depending do you wanna trade?

[jaunty path]

[zenith glade]

Noobs down

Holy noob sweep

[blissful kiln]

hobbit chat

[ocean widget]

Fuck you mean depending?

[jaunty path]

grabs lucia and throws her in a basketball hoop cuz i'm bored

[nocturne bloom]

Im 5 foot 9 but im 135 pounds

[zenith glade]

Concerning Hobbits is now the theme song for gen chat

[gilded socket]

No i dont want to look like pedobait or something weird like that

[ripe tangle]

dies?

[ocean widget]

I think im taller than you lot then

[jaunty path]

I won

[ripe tangle]

depending on if I stand up straight or not

[civic python]

short noobs

these newgens man

[gilded socket]

I genuinely dont like to look into the mirror or check a scale so i have no idea how much i weigh or how i really look like

[blissful kiln]

I'm 6.2 in am*rican meters

[jaunty path]

We should replace water with soda

[ocean widget]

You're not gonna believe what it's made with

[blissful kiln]

water is made from soda?

[nocturne bloom]

Eh im pretty self conscious about it, I havent gained any weight since around the end of middle school

[jaunty path]

Yeah, soda.

[blissful kiln]

[nocturne bloom]

Medical issues made it near impossible

[ripe tangle]

no, we should replace water with Gatorade because it has Electrolytes!

[ocean widget]

Twat

[ripe tangle]

Electrolytes is what plants crave

[blissful kiln]

4 eel 4 eel

[ocean widget]

Can you touch the tops of doorframes easily

[zenith glade]

It's what plants need to grow

[gilded socket]

I think i need to lose some but again i have no idea like what the ideal is or anything, i know im not over weight or like hindered by it but sometimes i just feel big? Idk how to explain it

[ocean widget]

If you aren't unhealthily fat you're fine

[blissful kiln]

obesity is healthy

stop shaming

[jaunty path]

We should

normalize servitors

[civic python]

just shoot steroids and rich pianas 8 hour arm workout

not hard

[jaunty path]

Because like

servitors are awesome

[nocturne bloom]

Theres nothing wrong with being thicc, there's nothing wrong with being thin, people like what they like and as long as it isnt killing you its fine

[ripe tangle]

what if you have a bmi that says your overweight, but it's because you have muscle?

is that unhealthy?

[blissful kiln]

nah

[jaunty path]

What a broad and open mind you have

[ocean widget]

That's a known issue with bmi because it's shit

[gilded socket]

I think i should at least shave off about 10ish

[nocturne bloom]

Goals are good

[gilded socket]

Again i have wide hips so my ass ends up needing big pants

[jaunty path]

I need to get back to 180s but whatever

[ocean widget]

I'll take 10 quid if you dont want it

[blissful kiln]

bmi is useful, but context matters

[arctic escarp]

helo

[nocturne bloom]

Id like to be 150 pounds but thats been my goal for like 7 years

[gilded socket]

I started to wear my uncle’s bdu pants more regularly than usual

[blissful kiln]

hi, shart

[ocean widget]

Hi

[jaunty path]

pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner

[ripe tangle]

Hello

[gilded socket]

Fast metabolism?

[jaunty path]

hope this helps

[ocean widget]

Do what that one guy did and eat only McDonald's for a month

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[nocturne bloom]

A non functional pancreas

[gilded socket]

Oh

[ocean widget]

Pound is weight
Pound is British currency
Quid means pound

[gilded socket]

Oh

[ocean widget]

Oof

Thatd do it

[gilded socket]

I have a moderate metabolism but i also have a problem with acidic foods and (sometimes) lactose

[jaunty path]

Oh.

[blissful kiln]

I thought quid meant 100 pounds or something like that?

[ripe tangle]

I have a friend who has Type 1 and she weighs about 110, she literally can't gain weight properly.

[ocean widget]

That's 100 quid

[nocturne bloom]

Exactly

[civic python]

quid is just the uh name for moneyzz n stuff

[ocean widget]

One quid is one pound

[blissful kiln]

right

[ocean widget]

A grand is a thousand quid

[nocturne bloom]

People say im full of shit when I say I havent gained weight since middle school but its really only something other type 1s would understand

[ripe tangle]

a thousand squids

[ocean widget]

A million quid is a million quid and youre dumb for thinking otherwise

[blissful kiln]

trying to think if we have something similar

[ocean widget]

Yeah it's called slang

[sonic kernel]

Insulin kinda messes with that sorta stuff, doesn't it?

[blissful kiln]

i know, i'm thinking if we have something like that for our cash too

[odd shadow]

🦑

[ocean widget]

Oh probably

[blissful kiln]

I guess we call our money "hrivni" (ukranian currency) sometimes

[gilded socket]

I mean you get out of being put in the military so thats good

[jaunty path]

We need insulin servitors.

[gilded socket]

God i want estrogen and progesterone

[nocturne bloom]

Insulin regulates the glucose in your blood, which in turn alters how hungry you feel, which also messes with metabolism

[ripe tangle]

wasn't it called Quid informally originally because Sovereigns were divided up in fives because their value was technically in weight of precious metals?

[odd shadow]

[civic python]

the only different onez are a fiver and a tenner

[ripe tangle]

so in the 1500s and 1600s in Britain it was common to carry divided up coins

[nocturne bloom]

Ive wanted to be in the military since 2010

[sonic kernel]

Sounds about right, thank you for this!

[nocturne bloom]

I got diabetes on new years day of 2011

[ocean widget]

Its origin is unknown

[nocturne bloom]

Kinda hard to forget

[ocean widget]

Even wikipedia doesnt know

[ripe tangle]

I'm repeating what I was told a long time ago, but it could be wrong.

[ocean widget]

Damn god must've fuckin hated you

[jaunty path]

New year, new life changing disorder

God hates all of us

[ripe tangle]

it made sense to me though, quid coming from quint I guess

[jaunty path]

Especially me, making me very hungry for attention and validation

[ocean widget]

People also think it comes from quid pro quo or whatever the fuck that Latin saying is

[gilded socket]

Oof

[jaunty path]

Which most definitely motivates my nastiness.

[nocturne bloom]

I got to ride in a medical helicopter tho so it was worth it

[ocean widget]

Wrong actually or we would all be dead

[ocean widget]

"Do a barrel roll"

[jaunty path]

[odd shadow]

Means “what for what” roughly translated

[gilded socket]

Lameia went from military twink to lordgaykinkmeiser

[ripe tangle]

Quid Pro Quo just means you get in exchange returned for doing something, means what for what

[jaunty path]

Is the actions of god wholly ethical

[ocean widget]

Yeah wikipedia says that which checks out

[nocturne bloom]

Medically induced twink

[ripe tangle]

so it could make sense in regards to currency I guess

[blissful kiln]

hwat for hwat

[ocean widget]

Twat

[odd shadow]

Wot

[jaunty path]

Gay

Time for more tea

[blissful kiln]

oi, wanka

show your ID to get your tea

[gilded socket]

It’s big water trying to gayify the boys and lesbianize the women

[jaunty path]

noh

We should like

add pronouns to warhammer

they/them space marine

[nocturne bloom]

I dont even have a choice anymore

[gilded socket]

Lameia gay?

[ripe tangle]

random question, why are UK keyboards different from the International QWERTY keyboard the rest of the English speaking world uses?

[blissful kiln]

space marines are already gay

[ocean widget]

Explain

[nocturne bloom]

2 people here have seen my figure and immediately called me a femboy

[nocturne bloom]

Eh

[blissful kiln]

in what way?

[nocturne bloom]

I dont even know

[ocean widget]

Show me your figure and I'll change those statistics by calling you a cunt

[gilded socket]

Bisexual femboy?

[nocturne bloom]

I dont like you so no

[ocean widget]

Dont worry I'll do it anyway
Cunt

[ripe tangle]

UK keyboard is different from these https://dsi-keyboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/KA-Australia-208741.jpg https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0810/3669/files/english-united-states-us-windows-kblayout-unilingual-2021_4c5e8bbb-3774-48d6-8483-2c910d84e173.png?v=1686168260

[nocturne bloom]

Just want to be loved human

[ripe tangle]

WHY?

[ocean widget]

Presumably it's upside down because it's australian

[ripe tangle]

-_-

[nocturne bloom]

You are what you eat

[ocean widget]

Too many people shat the bed so no embeds

[ripe tangle]

that's not what the WHY was for

[ocean widget]

I am apparently a cornish pasty

[ripe tangle]

US, Canada, Australia, NZ, all use the same keyboard

[gilded socket]

Dont we all, dont we all..

[ripe tangle]

UK uses a different one

why is UK different?

[blissful kiln]

but how does the UK one look

[gilded socket]

I wamt nitro ngl

[nocturne bloom]

True

[ocean widget]

Where the fuck is the enter key

[gilded socket]

Get this feller a true

[ocean widget]

https://monsgeek.eu/blogs/guide/uk-keyboard-layout-vs-us-keyboard-layout?srsltid=AfmBOoo0huaMERl5Pdf3DhbcWWrdYMzbQCUdDjXw4d3osfsTDi0ffA3Q

[blissful kiln]

abomination

[ripe tangle]

thanks

[ocean widget]

Yeah i know US keyboards are

[blissful kiln]

nah, fam, I'm with the oosa here

shift should be big and next to the Z key

[ripe tangle]

the US keyboard is the international one though -_-

[ocean widget]

Potato potato

[gilded socket]

Life is so ruff

No estrogen

No beer

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/bangin-youre-mom-gif-20982560

[ocean widget]

Awful

[gilded socket]

No driving

[ocean widget]

Can't you just make your own

[ocean widget]

See above

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Im not walter

[ripe tangle]

wanna see something really cursed?

[gilded socket]

And ive messed with chemicals enough in my life

[jaunty path]

a red dog?

[ripe tangle]

BEHOLD! The French Keyboard! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/KB_France.svg/1200px-KB_France.svg.png

[gilded socket]

Dont post hole

[nocturne bloom]

Im a dog now?

[gilded socket]

I was here first pal

[jaunty path]

I'm skinning you :3

(lamia)

[gilded socket]

You gotta be more bite than bark

[ocean widget]

Damn the French really just wanted to be special

[nocturne bloom]

That your way of saying you wanna touch me all over

[jaunty path]

I don't think Moebian is rabid enough to be my dog

[ripe tangle]

the German keyboard is like QWERTZ

French is like AZERTY

[jaunty path]

I would like to turn you into a servitor.

[ocean widget]

Yeah but that makes sense for Germany
They had to make space for the autobahn

[nocturne bloom]

You wanna skull...

[gilded socket]

I think id rather make out with the barrel of a 6 gauge

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/the-talk-tuah-podcast-family-guy-hey-peter-talk-tuah-hawk-tuah-gif-16513162795526546223

[jaunty path]

You will have 70% conscience and zero freedom

Dude I am fucked up

[ocean widget]

I dont know what's worse
Seeing the link or seeing the gif

[jaunty path]

Lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Ill be your little lobotomite

[jaunty path]

speed gif.

[ocean widget]

Thank fuck this isn't about dala

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-gif-26110104

[gilded socket]

I knew someone who legitimately wanted to force me into living in a cage and not have autonomy

[jaunty path]

I like servitors because they are fucked up

They are awesome

Why? because they are cool

[nocturne bloom]

Avg discord user tbh

[ocean widget]

You live in a red state as a trans woman
I can't say im surprised

[nocturne bloom]

Cold medicine is kicking in

Goodnight chat

[jaunty path]

Sigh if only Hadron was a stacked woman who degraded her pre-servitors

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

Japanese Keyboard: similar to US but with Japanese characters https://goblintechkeys.com/cdn/shop/articles/how-to-get-a-japanese-layout-keyboard-understanding-what-it-is-why-you-need-it-and-where-to-find-one-348496.jpg?v=1678073428

Chinese (Taiwan) simialr https://i0.wp.com/blog.education.nationalgeographic.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/standard_taiwanese_keyboard_layout-svg.png?fit=1024%2C341&ssl=1&w=640

Korean https://i.pinimg.com/736x/12/f9/ea/12f9ea27731499deeb8dc0b763831d9f.jpg

[jaunty path]

if only.

[ocean widget]

Have fun

[ocean widget]

Ha you haven't seen under the robe

[somber stream]

Keyboardposting

[gilded socket]

Wuh

[somber stream]

marvellous

[jaunty path]

Can someone remind me

Are servitors bad or good

They're morally good, right?

[gilded socket]

They did say i would be in the lap of luxury

[little marten]

KeyBORED

[ocean widget]

Fucked up conservatives have fetishes that affect people badly

Basically mentally ill person is mentally ill

[jaunty path]

I do not understand the last part there but sure

[blissful kiln]

of course, they serve big E

that's always good

[ocean widget]

The "fucked up conservative" presumably gave it away

[gilded socket]

Its worse because i live in mormon land

[little marten]

🚨politics alert 🚨

[ocean widget]

Wait really?

Fuck

[jaunty path]

Oh to be free of my automony and put all of my trust and responsibilities onto someone.

[gilded socket]

And most of the time at any given public gathering im the only brown person who is also trans

[jaunty path]

People can be mentally ill and not conservative

am mentallyill

[blissful kiln]

no, it's scientifically proven that all conservative people are STOOPID

[somber stream]

As a kid i always thought Naked Snake were cool af, the voice, the moves, the stance

Now that i'm playing it again, he looks like a kid with a severe case of Aut*sm, and i love it

[blissful kiln]

reddit told me

[jaunty path]

and hyper omega leftist. raaauugh lets go harris biden!!!

[gilded socket]

So long as they take care of me and go the extra mile

[ocean widget]

Simplifying cuts details for the sake of simplicity

[ripe tangle]

I'm technically mentally ill, though my type of mental illness mostly just affects me...

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gif-21696855

[ripe tangle]

and I don't talk about it much

[jaunty path]

yes Mental illness does affect mostly you

[little marten]

Fairly sure everyone is mentally ill tbh some people just don’t think enough to realise it

[jaunty path]

and sometimes others

[blissful kiln]

normalize being mentally ill

[somber stream]

Everybody and their cat has the mental illness these day

[gilded socket]

I miss hugs

[ocean widget]

Brown trans woman in red Mormon land
Did you piss off god in a past life?

[jaunty path]

mental illness is invisible, even to the individual

normality doesn't exist

[blissful kiln]

don't be a bigot

[little marten]

We’ve had our connection to the warp cut 😔

[gilded socket]

No i think he likes me because i shouldve died a lot of times

[jaunty path]

I should be a servitor

[ocean widget]

Oh yeah true

[jaunty path]

Does anyone agree

[ripe tangle]

mfw I have a depressive disorder, I kinda go back and forth between extreme eurphoria and extreme deep depression...

[blissful kiln]

go work at an Amazon warehouse

[ocean widget]

Bro hasn't done the inheritance quest in rogue trader

[gilded socket]

But is cool, i live that good life

[arctic escarp]

life on new game+ survival hardcore mode

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

[gilded socket]

Now i wish i had dog ears..

[jaunty path]

I just go through depressive mood swings I don't think I have euphoria. I definitely do not have euphoria.

[gilded socket]

Augh…i need a ***

[jaunty path]

I just have BPD(Borderline)

Bad Person Disorder

[blissful kiln]

Borderlands?

[ocean widget]

No

Borderlines

[jaunty path]

BORDERLANDS PERSONALITY DISORDER

[ocean widget]

The offbrand version

[jaunty path]

(I ain't even play it tbh)

I should

[ocean widget]

Play 2 and TPS

[jaunty path]

I bought it years ago

hardly touched it

[ocean widget]

Which one

[gilded socket]

I think i have bpd from my mom

[jaunty path]

cuz my pc was dogshit

[jaunty path]

yes

lemme check

[little marten]

You didn’t miss out on much

[gilded socket]

I dont like doctors so idk about getting testef

[little marten]

The second one was pretty good mind

[blissful kiln]

I enjoyed TPS

[ripe tangle]

it used to be worse when I was younger, I'd have Manic episodes and do impulsive shit; I have somewhat of a cap on that nowadays though.

[blissful kiln]

the low gravity mechanics were fun

[ocean widget]

2 and TPS are good
1 is aight
3 sucks

[ripe tangle]

it would be followed by me wishing I was dead...

[jaunty path]

I got borderlands 2, borderlands, the prequel, goty.

[ocean widget]

Oh thank fuck you got the good ones

[jaunty path]

My Impulsive decisions consist of just buying sugary stuff and spending too much.

I'll live.

[ripe tangle]

again, I habe more or less controlled that, recognize it, don't let it control my life, therapy and medication helps.

[little marten]

My experience of the 1st one was round a friends house while he played. We were like 11/12.. and Im not joking when I said he went to the bathroom then called him mum to wipe for him.

The friendship didn’t last much longer afterwards

[gilded socket]

Sometimes ill catch myself wiggling my waist like a tail wagging and i cringe a bit

[jaunty path]

It's alright I'm glad you've got it under control

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-debate-president-presidential-debate-wtf-gif-4127151492472228747

[ripe tangle]

thank you.

[ocean widget]

You should've nicked his HDMI

[ripe tangle]

I actually feel a bit weird sharing this in a public chat, but it's whatever, I'm not ashamed of it.

[jaunty path]

I just fixate on people even though I do not want to.

It is not fun

[somber stream]

We're all just names and numbers at the end of the day

[little marten]

If time travel is ever invented and commercialised, I will do just that.

[somber stream]

Some of us will be willing to listen

[jaunty path]

Oop, suddenly this person lives rent free in your mind!

Get fucked!!!! :D

-My brain

[little marten]

Pop off king

[gilded socket]

I hope i live rent free in people’s heads

[ocean widget]

I dont
My heads expensive so pay up

[little marten]

I’m not actually a chaos god feeding on worship so I’m happy to not have people think about me

[jaunty path]

it's kinda random. It needs to be an emotional event.

[ripe tangle]

I am a little afraid of being alone though too, or rather have a fear of loneliness/isolation, but am also afraid of intimacy lmao.

these are definetly ME problems though

[gilded socket]

How about no! :3

[jaunty path]

Seek assistance for those things, improvement isn't done in a vacuum.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/emperors-new-groove-emperor's-new-groove-new-groove-disney-defenestrate-gif-15531275002616087845

[arctic escarp]

I was a lot more off putting one year ago than I was today

[gilded socket]

I kove hate loniness

[ocean widget]

Was that because you were busy with shart

[ripe tangle]

the way I see it, we're all human, it's okay to feel things and shit.

[somber stream]

Even if the game and server self-implode one day for some reason, i will still remember your dishes

[jaunty path]

yeah, feeling things, and shitting

[arctic escarp]

noooh the shadowheart goon talks stays in another server

[ocean widget]

Fix your autocorrect

[little marten]

Not that you probably don’t know this and probably not as easy at it sounds, but you seem very clever, so I’m sure you’ll reach the stage where you just say fuck it and beseech the universe for your happiness

[ocean widget]

It may as well be here too

Not like anything else gets talked about much

[arctic escarp]

I will be banned

[ripe tangle]

thank you NG, that means a lot. c:

[ocean widget]

Rewdy hasn't been banned

Moebian hasn't been banned

You'll be fine

[arctic escarp]

they dont match MY FREAK

😤

[ocean widget]

Debatable

[somber stream]

I didn't see moebian posting lewd?

[ripe tangle]

bruh, Lamia hasn't been banned XD

and he's ultra-freaky

[somber stream]

Lamia is fine

[ocean widget]

Nah the gif spam n shit

[somber stream]

Moan a bit too much, but fine

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[arctic escarp]

like I have a sticker on my fav sticker list that can get me timed out unironically

[gilded socket]

I can go without talking to people but I really love having a physical connection with someone and feeling someone, makes me feel like im not the only person who feels like i do

[arctic escarp]

and a couple more weirder ones

[little marten]

The gif game was rigged from the start

[ocean widget]

I'm guessing it's nsfw

[arctic escarp]

to put it mildly yes

[ocean widget]

With your server tag I can't say im surprised

[somber stream]

Post it for 0.5 second

[little marten]

You think we’d have survived image perms when a new content patch came in and brought back half the discord server? - even more so if the new content sucked

[arctic escarp]

no

we must be better 🙂

[somber stream]

Tch

[ocean widget]

No mods online
Dew it

[ripe tangle]

should I drink more water? 🎱

[ocean widget]

Perchance

[gilded socket]

I think being a tool isn’t good for ne

[little marten]

In what sense

[analog marsh]

yesn't

[arctic escarp]

I have a water bottle on my desk constantly

[somber stream]

So, next year?

[little marten]

FatShark DESTROYED

[jaunty path]

If I was a tech priest

I would contruct a love and affirmation servitor

[ripe tangle]

it's gotten to the point I don't drink soda like I used to, too much sugar starts to taste kind of gross after a while...

[somber stream]

It's called getting old Lucia

Same

[arctic escarp]

that counts for shirking your duty to the emperor...

[ocean widget]

Aren't you American?

[blissful kiln]

I don't even want to drink soda at this point

it doesn't entice me

[arctic escarp]

mandated edict: beatings

[little marten]

I had a sugar binge recently and then when I went to bed it felt like my body was really long

[ripe tangle]

yes

[gilded socket]

If i had that I would genuinely sob

[ocean widget]

Its probably the corn syrup

[somber stream]

Your body knows what it want and need

[jaunty path]

Stop reading my fucking mind

[ripe tangle]

you do realize we have soda with real sugar here too, right!?!

[little marten]

Terminid tunnels

[ocean widget]

So that was a fucking lie

[gilded socket]

No like seriously a love and affirmations servitor would just make me cry so much

[jaunty path]

You mean the imported soda?

[arctic escarp]

what my body needs is sleep, Ive not slept in 20 hours now

[somber stream]

After a certain point, your appetite start to change to adapt to your body

[jaunty path]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[ripe tangle]

yes we have that yeah

[little marten]

Catch a couple Z’s bro, we’ll keep you safe

[gilded socket]

I need it now

[ocean widget]

Bro thats imported
Ain't no fuckin way some company is going to put real sugar in for less money than they'd get for corn

[jaunty path]

I would summon my TLC Servitor, it would ask me whats wrong

[somber stream]

Real, isn't it like 4AM in America right now?

[jaunty path]

and I would fall to my knees

[gilded socket]

I need someone in my ear telling me everything’s gonna be okah and that im worth living

[jaunty path]

and start wailing

[arctic escarp]

like I can function off of 3-4 hours of sleep but while my body is failing, my mind is still restless

[little marten]

I can’t seem to get past 1am these days, I think I miss being up so late then remember how depressing it actually was

[ripe tangle]

actually the reason Corn Syrup is used is because Corn Farmers are subsidized by the Government, corn byproducts are put in virtually everything to artificially create a higher demand, thus giving them reason to ask the government for a higher paycheck.

[ocean widget]

Its alright if you have a single player game and an active discord server

[somber stream]

Countless hours wasted, doom scrolling. You've changed for the better, keep on the track king

[ripe tangle]

that being said, you do sometimes find soda brands that do produce soda with real cane sugar as part of it's marketing.

[arctic escarp]

my sleep schedule is still horrible

[ocean widget]

Yeah exactly
Real sugar equals less money

[jaunty path]

Lucia would you like a TLC Servitor

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

I can't make it past 11 these day lmao

[arctic escarp]

it shifts constantly between midnight and at like 5 am

[ripe tangle]

wdym?

[gilded socket]

Affirmation bot who literally asks me if i had a good day would make me collapse and cry uncontrollably

[jaunty path]

Not bot

Servitor.

[gilded socket]

Servitor better

[ripe tangle]

isn't that just a Husband?

hehehe...

bad joke, don't laugh.

[jaunty path]

More like an on the go therapist