#general-chat
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Brie is good on toast or with crackers.
Or shrimply, with some jam
Brie - bacon - cranberry
also my brother's Dutch friend insists on us calling Gouda the same way Dutchies do.
Fucccccck this music got me chiefing
I like your Kenshin pfp
The server is shitting itself these day, it is known.
Best lay off from Havoc for now
3 patches back to back and still 0 mention of the server issue
And ifn I don’t?
Then embrace whatever you might get
Frieren <3
It has more depth, that i agree
I played Helldivers for a while and quit because it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of a grind
and you have to get higher level to do anything fun
so I said fuckit and quit rather than dedicate a chunk of my life to grinding
You’re such a wonderful person
plus all my friends have been and continue to play since launch so they're all like Level 200 or whatever and I'm like Level 40 something...
Democracy beckons, sister. With the upcoming update comes Dragons and Shai Hulud. Half the server will be fighting for Liberty, join us, return to the flock
I’m only level 90 tbf and there’s nothing im level kept from
You can do D10 while being a lvl 5 cadet lmao
Well i mean there's Vermintide
But i understand what you're saying
Barely lvl 30 and doing super helldives with lvl 10s is so fun
Kidnap all the new Xbox players and take them to lvl 10 missions
i can't
im simply not pro enough yet
but one day...
A matter of time, i'm sure.
truth
Just listen to TOOL and you’ll lock in
perhaps an idea i have never listened to them
Super helldive and white girl music comes on
thats so peak
No don’t do it
I barely survived a level 7
With the Jump pack and EAT
Amusingly despite being lower levelled than my teammates I die the least
May be because I don’t do the fuck it we ball strategy of dropping an Orbital Napalm Barrage on my location
same goes for drinking and all that stuff. "it'll take the pain away" yeah for one night and then it comes back twice as bad tomorrow!! and the full effects of alcohol on your physiology don't disappear for a week!!! don't fucking do it!!!!!
So you've been on and off from sleep since last night?
not drinking in general but trying to self-medicate in particular. it never works.
Best bet is to stick to your regular routine, so back to sleep i suppose?
Very true, definitely hitting the age where I see people’s habits hit the threshold of turning into lifelong addictions now
i ate them
I'd get in the most sleep before I need to go to work.
God I hope I can find a fucking job after I graduate
I hate Illuminate flying guys
which ones
yeah well exaclty theres like 4
Only 4

and watchers also
Nobody cares about the watchers
well yeah figured
honestly I've come to the point where everything in Helldivers 2 is just annoying to me so I stopped playing it lmao
I saw an Eruptor shot go straight through one
the only thing i find truly annoying is bug strains
spores and predator both suck majorly
like 80% of that game is just annoyances, especially on higher difficulties
and the like enemy variance, when it comes to like bug strains or bot corps or whatever is like, inconsequental at best
Apparently Automatons have fire units as far down as Trivial
yeah but theyre pretty easy to deal with imo
I only have like 300 super credits
time 2 grind
340
forces of law
honestly i might just not get it
Force of Law seems interesting
idk if i'm just weird but i fucking do not like judge dredd or that aesthetic
made all those dredd arbites players more annoying to me
versatile armor set + de-escalator is fucking sexy for bugs
Fun fact: Back when it was first released, there was a bug with how the damage was calculated. You can shoot down a bile titan with only 4 shots from the Stun GL
I don’t either
Not sure these day though, the armour sets are still drippy that's for certain
to be fair the warbond is robocop themed
now i can simply fly up to it with my jet pack and melt it with my flamethrower
im with you
yeah i saw the pistol, very cool
i'm talking specifically about the armor
and the whole mentality
Damn
even the thumbnail has him doing his iconic pose of being half-out of a car
My only idea for my next warbond is Control group for the Warp Pack
"i am da law" was funny back in the day when cops carried around revolvers and ate donuts
who sang that song anyway
was it megadeth??
not sure
I think enforcers of law was made specifically cause of the illuminate problem we had around that time
i wish that lasted a bit longer
feels like we moved on quite quickly after super earth was saved
i need control group and borderline justice and that's about the end of my necessity list for what i feel i really really need
this is true
I might get Steeled Veterans for the Senator
i still need viper commandos 😭
the rest to me is just flavor stuff i ccan add on for funsies
sv is really good
at first i was hesitant but i do rlly recommend it
I decked out my recruit full of warbonds........
yeah i have like 4 now

and the sc from them is still rolling in so thats just gonna like
da boss
keep cascading
yeah theres alot now
with even more on the way
damn that sucks

I don't even have that installed
thats what i woulda did
based
god invented geforce now for that sort of thing
but helldivers is a sony game
so it's not on gfn
because sony SUCKS
i uninstalled for now until they fix more things
its been 4 years, and i STILL think the mechanicus ost noosphere is some of the best osts out there

this si true
i havent uninstalled darktide but last time i played it might have been weeks ago atp
well yeah maybe microsoft can convince them to enable the game for gfn
but probably not
i will play dt again when they bring vet or zel up to snuff
honestly i think im at a point where even if they redid the tree for zealot and vet at the same time i still just wouldnt have the motivation to hop on
we are lucky that shout exists on veteran otherwise they would literally just be The Grenade Class
everything is a priority
atp i'm just gonna play vt2 again and have fun

new ability for vet
hellbomb
this is true by the way
it came to me in a dream
feels like ages since dark communion
when was that... December?
and we're approaching a year without a mission
:(
fat shark's sloth and gluttony have become too much
theyre too fat and blubberful and can no longer make new content
yup
yea
well, 2 more quarterly updates to go, so we're only halfway
content pipeline wise
but yeah 8 months without a new mission is just blegh
i miss the openness of vermintide 2's maps
I really should get Expert Extraction Pilot
the sense of progression was just baked into the design of each map
you knew how far you were in righteous stand because you could see it
All you got to do is win
you started off on the streets and end up atop the wall, looking down at where you started
Someone like you should not be allowed to start any fires
dt's maps don't feel like that to me, everything looks the same after a while
Best map is clearly the pit
i loved queueing into it only for everyone to jump off the dock to reroll the map
imagine getting filtered by pitch black darkness
couldn't be me!!!!
that was one of my favorite map gimmicks because of how much it would piss people off
Depend if we count Mortis I guess
Im thinking the third one will be in september and the last in december
Unless its in october and they're two months apart
Lol i gotta goto work and suffer for the weekend
Okay
We all know old man got a j*b at the weekend
they deliberately do their updates in a slow, quarterly pace since theyre not interested in maintaining the game like a live service
they talked about this in an interview I cant remember on which link
but to paraphrase it. If they can maintain a steady surge of new and returning players in every major update. Then they're happy to maintain that pace
I love helldivers fr
🤝 
Unfortunately
Spill the beans
We are starving....
Hank won’t share his secrets because then he’d lose his kittens

He asked me to be a kitten but I couldn’t fit into the cat suit

The update will surely drop in October because that is precisely when I'm not able to access my pc
good way of thinking about things
Eat the Heretics

That kinda sucks
this can both be explained by the studio's own budget and Sweden's labor laws
American game studios has a nasty culture of crunch
After you drop an Orbital napalm barrage on them
That happened 3 days ago
Give up
True
Gets grabbed by CS in the middle of the bomber fire
Goes down, teammate rushes ahead and res me still on fire
Gets up and fucking dies in a second
Shit is so bleak 
Why did you bomb the car
Funny
Also I see you didn’t learn how to drive since Halo 3
Oh but I have
Also halo 3 driving
Is hard
You flipped the car
That shit flips at a slight turn
Tru
You went over a short cliff at full speed
But
What were you expecting
Yes
It was 3 and a half Helldivers tall the jump you did
Because you basically jumped a ramp
Halo Warthogs are just built different
i could make an frv work like a halo warthog

Bart
when did they add in the campaign missions?
arbites update
pretty fun and also very effective
the dog is basically an invincible fire and forget missile
nice
you have the choice of
shotgun ( taser)
shotgun (sniper)
shotgun (revolver)
revolver (revolver)
theres also
boltgun sweep
shotgun (revolver and shield)
for the throne
i think i doubled up on one
boltgun sweep?
the shotguns are fun and overpowered
he has the first non-ogryn shield melee weapon
and the only ranged shield weapon
arby can use boltgun and its basically his best ranged option
far from boring
Takedown
No its not; considering massive drawback of the boltgun on arby which is reload speed (nobody reliably picks 20% reload on elite & special kill; vet has a 30% equivalent and nobody even considers it) and draw speed the best ranged weapons on arby which is primarily a melee class are;
Revolvers
Bolt pistol
Exterminator shotguns
Combat shotguns
i sure prefer using one of the pistol options
With a good build it does
Nothings gonna change my world
On all classes is but the drawback is severe
if you consider the other options
Nothink *
Depends on the build; i made it work and its good (in havoc btw)
is the dueling sword just as effective as the combat axe?
what the fuck are we arguing about
chainsword desperately needs a buff
that being said
blood letter goes BRRRRRRRRRR
It does; but arby talent tree is soo busted it makes it really good

Mah man 
im going back to chainsword now
im so tired of using the shock maul
anyone want some H1 into L1?
its so tiring using the same combo all mission long
60 new cities and what did you find?
Thats basically every weapon

Can you hear me?
theres also heavy 1 animation cancelling
did they change the prologe for all the classes or just for the arbitor
just arby
ok
Show me your sweet sweet love
use crusher then
gotta be my fav arbi weapon
Somebody lied
why no devil claw on arby
axes
Anyone got any confirmation if the drg crossover is good on fortnite
Oh they slip away
is diana shizoposting or what is happening
I'm surprised they even got axes and chainswords, I think lorewise there's something about arbites deliberately avoiding bladed weapons in favor of blunt ones
I guess smashing heads is more ruthless than slice and dice
Book of Judgement says this: "Given that most Arbites and planetary enforcers are severely hampered during their investigations if suspects die, it is unsurprising that they shy away from using bladed weapons. Instead, they rely upon a wide range of clubs, electrifying shock batons, and humming power mauls."
Because looking at mauled face is more gruesome than at just decapitation
i suppose breaking someones kneecaps is more effective at incapacitating someone than poking them full of holes or cutting their limbs off
also shooting someone in the leg can be lethal too
will you join me in prayer 🙏
why are people so afraid of rituals when 2 people have true survivor 😭
and they rather do h32 than my 37 just because it has rituals
Go on then
Some maps have bugged ritual positions
Would be better to say every map has atleast a bugged ritual cant think of any where they 100% work as intended
.
Blunt weapons and loud ass guns are their forte
What level is best to do the campaign missions on or it doesn’t really matter
Doesn't matter you can do them as you level up from 1 to I think 25?
sup numb nuts
Someday you go through the rain
And someday you feed on a tree frog
yum
I suffer no such weakness
with my mouth you nimrod

See, the idea of eating a hamburger in two bites is normal for me but I forget that I'm abnormally large for a human.
Like... bite it twice?
shaq?

I'm 6 foot 7, I ain't that tall!
I once saw a man eat like 6 Dominos Cheesey Breads in under a minute…
he wasn’t a fat guy either, he was tall and skinny
When I was younger, I was able to eat 2 pounds of lasagna.
High metabolism is a curse
the way he did it was unreal
I’m talking, he just sorta ate then in like 2 bites
bear in mind the Cheesy Breads are kind of big
and are comparable to eating a whole pizza
He’s got a Ogryn stomach 
Used to have that as a baby
Doctors thought my mom wasnt feeding me on purpose, so they kept me in the hospital for a couple days, i kept losing weight
Im just a hungry boi

isn’t a hamburger made from lamb meat still called a hamburger?
So they basically told her to feed me stuff that would help me put on fat or whatever
Hmmm, technically still a burger
But i wouldn't call it a "true" hamburger
Yeah
Stuff needs beef.
Real: moose burgers are good

Gotta mix it with prk, game meat is a bit dry
Wait, do elk burger counts?
Burger is burger
they do yeah
We dont discriminate here
have you cconsidered doubling your damage to hit the burger oneshot breakpoint
get this person a true
I've been reading "The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer" to kill time, should give it a try
@somber stream do you consider it a burger if it has chicken or fish?
at what class level does brunts armoury random weps reach their highest rank/stat?
30
thanks, grandpa, but
I need a better distraction
already did
I like how Orks are depicted as midgets
what

Do I need to show you a art of a ork stepping over a guardswoman to prove you wrong?

I don't think you understand the intention here
Orks
That's what I understand
I demand a better future
I scrub the dirt off and wash myself of people
Space marine 2, darktide, and deep rock galactic devs watching helldivers 2 get all the attention https://youtube.com/shorts/m6KupZ5Nk20?si=bSMPkcOpjWbxJJ-z
Saber and FS really dont care much about HD2 successing as they are doing their own thing 
Ghost ship is working on Rogue core anyway
It’s funi to think about
But
Now that I think about it
This would apply more to corporations like EA, Activision, or Ubisoft
Is nobody in europe playing? I can't find any Heresy games with a new friend
trying to get him Heresy games...
we only get bots
thats probably cus heresy is shit
no my friend says that the matchmaking takes in account his level
Hd2 for me has been surprisingly... odd
I can't help but respect the game for what it is, and i've played a few hundred hours, but whenever it comes to horde shooters, i'm very WH biased.
So it was always like, okay at best
I love HD2
You literally
Have half the server playing at all time
But i too, enjoy diving alone most of the time
hard to find people when all you do is burn bridges

Ouf, drama again huh
I wouldn't know
I don't hang out here nearly as often enough to keep up with what you goobers are up to
helldivers has my full attention, I come here for the games or the occasional hi
I digress
chees burg
helldivers is le goated
but ive been playing a lil bit of darktide recently
cause meh, why nar (:
got the odst warbond, so im waiting to see if i can use my token to get the new warbond sept 4
Dang, they added new lines to Metal Gear 3 with the OG VAs
Hearing Paramedic talking about Godzilla in 2024 is unreal
i will never forgive konami for how dirty they did kojima
dont buy any metal gear games
Not defending Konami for being a shit ass or anything
But Kojima did Hayter dirty with his Hollywood fetish as well
Also
I sailed the high sea, yarr harr
I believe you can yeah just not the halo one sadly
ye(:
how did Kojima do Hayter dirty?
How so? The ODST one has no super credits in it
He actively tried to replace him right after MGS2. Started looking for a more 'Hollywood-esque' face for the role
Completely ghosted the guy afterward. This is well documented

well, David Hayter is still in the role
Kojimbo is overrated as heck
I wouldn't say overrated
His merits are real, but so are his antics
Can't wait for DS2 feets
ngl I love that he cameos in Cyberpunk 2077
I don't
that reminds me, I'll need to look for a mod that removes all the cameos
immersion breaking nonsense
it gives you a "legendary token"
which is the same as the super citzen
No
bruh, there are people in the series who’re over 100+ if they can afford medical treatment to do so
Odst is a legendary warbond
indeed
While the warbond token is for premiums only
what does that have to do with anything?
Hanako is literally in her 80s, she’s almost 90, she was born in like 1993
Meanwhile Kojimbo:
"So i added a Vtuber, to the main storyline. No you can't walk around it" 
also trash
as long as i get half off on a warbond, i dont care (:
at least kojimbo is a human person, inserted into a game about human persons
is Kojima the reason so much of the Metal Gear series is just.. so gay
but there are so many online celeb cameos in cyberpunk, it's awful
like literally, riddled with homoeroticism
a russian youtuber is on one of the posters that's all over night city
It's bromance, bro
WHY
i asked one of the mods from helldivers -cough cough
You get a free warbond?
"technically"
since odst is 1.5k instead of 1k
so its actually a half off
and can be used on any "non legendary" warbond
Is he stupid?
here I'll get a screenshot
No pic perms
true
wait which ones cus i've only seen jesse
oh nvm also cohh as the conspiracy dude
"Cyberpunk 2077 features over 50 influencers and streamers" jfc
i went back, and it seems that the guy thought i was talking about me having super citizen. either way i really like the warbond (:
i am has the stupid
people are angry at nicki minaj in CoD, but let cyberpunk pass
arguably, it's much worse for a story-driven single player rpg to have so many cameos from internet personalities and celebrities
cant even find a list for all of em
this is big rip, meh super credit farm it is
Looking
You already got 2 in just 2 weeks you greedy bastard
there's nothing interesting in odst
i want dust devil
lots of unique stuff to try
Theres ODST armor
what the hell am i supposed to do with that
need 3 goobers who I can snatch for a last mission on an operation
@somber stream awake, be ye?
I don't know, not suffer with your legs breaking and having to get a wheelchair?
Awake still, Soliding my snake
???????????????
may I take you for a 7 raise the flag?
I can do 1 mission
just need the medals off of it, don't wanna pub
my legs get broken like twice a mission max and whenever something breaks there's a stim coming regardless
bit given
it's invisible, isn't it
Noob
OCELOT
I want this creature fish reacted
I AM NOT FISHE !
fish
it is shrimply in your nature
one kerillion?
mayfly?
Fail..
I'm putting up my diving gear for tonight
FAIL !
@zenith glade
hah, nerd
I'll be around, not sleeping. who knows when that happens
U cant do that i do that
real
typical for a fish..............
chudz
finally get to hit the gym and go home
it’s bi tris and traps day, gonna do hammer curls until my arms fall off
Is god real
hello
Holy fucking shit
Im gonna fucking strangle you
You mother FUCKER
spongebob choking mr crab gif
Horned Rat is real
In other world
Which I live
So it is to me

When Arby's nerf
No more roast beef sandwiches
Vet buffed by removing them from the game
We have a deal
it's funny, because when ogryn was "bad" he was still great for the hardest difficulty available (auric mael)
Kinda
now aurics are a joke with arby\ogryn
I felt pain playing him on Auric before the buff
I dunno, he was tanky then, melted bosses, staggered everything
get outta jail free card with nuke
Ogryn was a little obtuse to play, but really good if you got around it
Every action multitasks really well doing insane APM effectively
FNP for extra tankiness and pickaxe\shield that deals with every threat
Veteran is in a somewhat good state
I volunteer
Even though he is worse than all classes
The guns on ogryn are honestly the biggest issue tbh
High stagger, high damage, high suppression all on one package
the one build on vet*
can we at least still have curly fries?
Surprising huh?
Shout + mark plasma/bolter vet is good
That's just the only build for havoc lol
Seasoned straight cut or bust
Lamia, I’m going to hurt you
I’m going to break you over my knee Bane-style
are they though? gg and heavy stubber are balanced. rumbler is overtuned for elite spam, but the rest are kinda garbanzo
oh right, you’re freaky.
nevermind, I’m just going to uhhhh
lock you in a cell and throw the key away?
ugh
Apparently so.
I think they overperform compared to most ranged options in the game
Compare it to the lasguns, auto guns, braced auto gun, etc
Most guns require like a ton of talents to make work, when you can just slap on an ogryn gun to any build
Dude its an ogryn, if its gun only did what a lasgun could id have serious issues
las pistol is good too
Only gay people use helbore and recon
Without any talents?

helbore? more like helboring
It's true
It pigeonholes the guns to "must build around to work"
I can just slap a rumbler on any build and be good to go
I don't use any talents because anime taught me that hard work beats talent
Im happy embeds r gone.
Don't forget the indomitable human spirit
It's known to be the weakness for even universe-creating gods
rumbler, heavy stubber, gg - yes
rest of ogryn guns - no
and the power of friendship, that somehow beats everything.
maybe kickback is ok, but I think it's overrated
Not sure how, it just does.
Man I love playing marvel rivals and having my team have 6 DPS
Thats why I love not playing it
You can definitely slap a can opener ripper on anything
The kickback is probably the only gun you can't just put on any build
the ripper runs out of ammo 5min into the match and can't hit anything past 5m
meh
well think about it this way
telling your squad you'll win by throwing massive numbers at the enemy won't inspire confidence
telling them it's the power of wave-based comradeship totally does tho
certainly doesn't overperform
it's all about how you pitch it
Hi Aquila killed anyone today there’s been 2 in like the last week or so
most Commissar answer I’ve ever heard if any.
none today
none today
the question was about today 
Aquila thank you or whoever removed General Chat's image premission
oppressor sympathizer
smh
it was a group decision
It was painful come on
You’re just happy I’m not setting you alight with a Flamer.
I still should, rat man.
Nah hun did it himself
The other mods r dead
all of them are being used by just him
Even better
hey! Hank and Nategore are also still on sometimes.
look if I had the power to shift perms as I pleased you'd be dealing with randomised 6 hours slowmodes once a week just to fuck with people
not as often as Hun, but they’re the other actives here.
People would have to look at my stickers for 6 hours? Hell yea
Don't you have Nitro
weirdly enough my message count is actually pretty low among the more active wardens

Hun has literal skeletons in his closet NO I am not joking he kidnapped me and I ESCAPED
Then what was your brain thinking
that’s because Hun is a Turk, they all keep skeletons in their houses, spooky people.
Wish people would kidnap me 
my brain is wired to serve the God Emperor, to fight every battle in his name.
or something like that…
Alright, kill the raki
my great-great grandfather would collect newspapers, wouldn't even read 'em just hoarded newspapers for no discernable reason
Shits worth money now ain't it.
bro is an immortalist
jarvis google ratmen lifespan
I’m sure there’s some baseline reason.
assuming they stayed in good condition, yeah, but I'm pretty sure they all got put into recycle after he passed lmao
Rat dies next month gang

can confirm, shooting at the Rodent of Unusual Size doesn’t kill him for some reason…
Sure
My cousin will replace me
Just see
every time I shoot at one of the rat men, six more take his place.
I am using a magic ball
Fool
It’s bullshit, they’re more numerous than Orks
The beauty of cooperation of rodents
if I pray harder while shooting, it’ll have more firepower and my shots will always hit their mark truly.
misses point blank
🎲 have failed me again!
I see what you did there
damn it.
d20 moment

misses/missus
You are overthinking it I believe
I know
Reimu haruraki I cant spell her fuckin name!!!
Reimu Hakurei
It's just my weirdass name kek
tf just happened
back to work
i fell off 2 years ago 💔
never came back 💔
Been a while since I played touhou
My two favorites are the great fairy wars and Mountain of Faith
esp the ladder
solid as hell
yo look at the first few letters in my username
mountain of faith is my favorite touhou
Had a bit of the tism
Probably both
We had permissions taken away, but this fucker can still do this
I ask you, where is the justice?
Skill issue
I'll show you a skill issue on sunday
no discord nitro 🥀
Subterranean Animism was my personal first, my favorite is Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
Burn bright lone star
holy fuck, just tried helldivers 2 again and i remember why i uninstalled that shit so fucking fast
back to tide
had some dipshit call gas and napalm on rotation on our position
i'td be okay if they didn't give todlers access to strategems
Host games with your privacy set to public and kick anyone that does shit like that🤷♂️
Anyone else crashing at the end of Havocs?
or i could play a game where i don't have to micromanage my fun
Total recall is peak
then stop egging em on


I have the same problem
i just gotta say, arbys dog bomb is maybe my favorite blitz in the whole game
closely followed by throwing knives
it just feels right
Clicking two buttons and then holding one for 2 seconds when you get a very occasional dumbass is micromanaging? Ok bro
way better to play darktide and have someone take all the ammo and health and shooting bursters close to me
@sleek harness
literally the definition?
What
I think cherry blossum was my first but it was truly Mountain of Faith that reeled me the fuck in.
DT?
Yeah.
I got desperate and put a more graphics options mod on my game lul
Just got done with a match and it was a slideshow 90% of the time.
it runs "good enough" now on my GTX 970
I was hopeful because it ran very smoothly when I booted it up.
aside from stuttering heavy enough to desync me from the match occasionally
Then I got into a match and good fucking grief.'
yeah
It was the update prior to this one that fucked something up horribly, that's when it all started floundering on my end.
verify game files?
They're all verified.
You’re pressing 6 different buttons every few seconds in the run of normal gameplay but you draw the line at having to spend 3 seconds removing a problem from your game so you can continue to play? I have like 500 hours in HD played with exclusively randoms and run into a player like the one you’re talking about mayyyyyybe once every 10-15 matches so I think you’re just a bit of a whiner
The problem with popular games like Helldivers is there’s alway people that feel cool and unique just by hating it
Darmak and Jalad on the ocean
at that point i dont really know, maybe put in a ticket about it?
What
On another note why the hell does Touhou talk make my Spotify decide to suddenly throw a shitton of songs at me.
Spyware I'm telling you.
Like if you’re going to shit on Helldivers use something semi justified like the myriad of performance issues or warbond controversies not you being too lazy to remove problem players
They're just a spud, ignore them
"my anecdotal experience with helldivers has been good, so how dare someone dislike the game for having an experience wherin they have to constantly curate and worry about their teammates teamkilling them. How DARE this person not like the thing I like, It clearly has to be for clout because if they don't like the thing I like I might piss my pants and cry!" - you
@fading otter have you considered returning your excess chromosomes to your local biowaste repository?
Have you tried conversing with said teammates, letting them know you think they should call their stratagems a little ways away from you guys, or did you just come on here to bitch?
Yes, but it was a consistant issue. Also all I did was come in, and say I had a bad time so i'm going back to doing something I enjoy but apparently that was too much for your ego.
Listen
I just like bein a ass sometimes

HE FOUND THE MIRROR CHAT
Also does anyone know what Devidramon digivolves into?
Get back on helldivers or you'll forever be a poozer
claimed my malevelon cape, never again
Poozer
not unless Sony makes it “exclusive” again

Why the fuck would they do that after releasing it on xbox?
I'd ask if someone has done that before, but im sure someone has done some shit like that
come on Pal, u underestimate Sony’s wackyness 
The japanese sure can be strange sometimes
No I made it clear you’re allowed to not like the things I like just not for dipshit reasons
kurtyboy is typing
@orchid skiff Where do you go when you arent here?
well at least the japanese are smart and knows what’s B E S T for their customers

narrows eyes
Great question ! I stop existing when you don't look at me.
Im gonna believe that is sarcasm
sony are a trash company
but I don't think the sony responsible for helldivers is the japanese one, they have their HQ in usa afaik
yeah cuz only the Western side are capable of consistently winning L’s 
when does the new commodore vesture release - I haven't played in forever and need psyker drip 😭
i can't play with fire cuz i get sick of the screams very quickly
next thursday
Next thursday. Every 2 weeks each thursday
Don't fall for it
We also had psyker drip like last or two rotations
For god's sake


I want the overcoat and it was rotating when I hadn't played since like 2020
LMAO when it first started I couldn't recollect the year at the top of my head
Wonder what golden skull set they gonna create for next update drop
Did you get it? Was in recently
The gold and black one?
no B(
Hello everyone! Just bought the game, and I'm trying it for the first time now. Hope to purge heresy with you all soon!
Have fun, pick whatever first class suits you the most and try 
Godspeed, soldier
bros keep posting gifs on general
I tried the Arbiter first, having a ton of fun with the mace and shotgun loadout.
Good choice but if you try other classes you soon might realize you got too spoiled for playing arbites 
Just tried psyker, and my God either I'm confused or you don't start off with psyker powers
I just wanted the doggo lol. That's also why I'm trying all the classes to start
don't play psyker as your first class
Psyker encourages lot of micromanaging
bad idea, imo











