#general-chat
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Logically I think most everything in halo should be med pen in HD2 besides maybe the smg
i'm pretty disappointed in their performance vs squids but everything's been pretty good against bots/bugs
especially the shotgun
It's got the highest damage out of any shotgun in game tho and it staggers on every shot which is nice
Stalkers no longer become a problem
The numbers in my name are my Fatshark code.
HD2 missed out big time not adding the spartan laser as a stratagem
quasar
They've considered a 2nd halo collab
i'm almost positive someone's already made a mod that changes the quasar model to look like the spartan laser lol
Quasar is more aoe, laser is more direct
huh? quasar's the anti-tank one
one big bolt after a charge
maybe i'm mistaken
I mean you can use it like that, im just saying the laser would be direct only with higher dam
One day
When the 2 MO complete 
yeah no it's the quasar i'm talking about
it does exactly what you're saying
direct damage
idk having a stratagem that does the same thing as another existing weapon just better doesn't seem like something they would do on purpose*
Pretty sure I got a clip of killing 40 bugs with 1 shot of it 
i checked the stats and you're right but the point of it is to serve as a reusable, no-ammo tank buster
I just want a primary grenade launcher
They need the halo magnum
the magnum would be peak
The little crossbow technically
I do wonder if we'll get a second halo warbond eventually
It isnt the same
Nah
I'm pretty sure they said they're considering
i can't wait for caves
But it's not confirmed
The dragon
If we did get a second warbond, i'd want covenant weapons and themed armor
the dragon is so cool
EDF Bond would go hard
HONESTLY
Lol someone on the subreddit was talkin about that, but which weapons and from which game
all 10 25 people working on EDF would be so happy
It would annoy me that we'd only get the small weapons, i want the fencer weapons

I just want a drg, gears and warhammer collab
Gears will collaborate with anyone who shakes a bag of coins at them
I can't see space marine armour but like shock trooper armour would be sick
their pc port of gears 1 came out the other day and i didn't hear a single thing about it lmao
I wanna be able to color customise armour already
I was thinking "Killzone would be cool" then remembered they already did that.
Ghost in the shell would be cool but thats too anime for it i guess
i think they're still trying to sort out that thing with giving it a warbond
Surprised no news on a terminator bond tho
Why did they remake the most boring one💔
I'm willing to bet the wasp will be really good for taking them out
The game was bland even for its time
i've been using the commando lately and it straight up sucks
can't even keep up with stingrays
How do I make money from doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing video games
vtuber
Trve
Wasp is the best for them ngl I think it's like 3-4 shots and it's a guaranteed kill. And they have infinite lifetime so they'll track the stingray until it slows down and then hits em
Sugar individual
problem with that is the backpack
My job
Work from home 🔥
i like jump pack too much.......
Laser cannon it is then
yeah i've been using quasar
I just want a 3 port
Bring 3 back
Quasar is meh for illuminate
yeahhh
Laser cannon is way way better
i'll give it a shot
I use whatever looks cool with my armor 
Quickly kills stingrays, tripods, and basically any enemy under that including the fleshmobs
Idk what the armor pen is for the leviathan cannons but it might be good for those too
All while saving ammo for your team
ok ok you convinced me
Also always had a multiplayer community that was insanely toxic even for that time
i will run it
Why gears players were such psychos I don't know
Lol yeah the wallbouncing tryhards were awful
Cause it was an edgy dudebro game
You don't remember the days of snub bashing
thats cus its shit

Gears of war is the most biker dude game ever ngl
Was fun in co-op
Why am I getting this error message whenever I try to access the Mission Terminal?
GUID: d5d8c2ab-8df0-40da-9fd8-e1e7a39d913f
Log File:
Info Type:
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[Engine Error]: HRESULT: 0x8007000e = E_OUTOFMEMORY
At `D:\a\d\rel_engine_darktide\release\2025_04_29_Patch1.8.x\runtime\d3d12_render_device\d3d12_debug.cpp:1543` in function `stingray::aftermath::d3d_assert`
-----------------------------------------------
[Crash Link]:
crashify://d5d8c2ab-8df0-40da-9fd8-e1e7a39d913f```
idfk
dunno. maybe submit a bug report to fatshark
Out of VRAM
How do I get more?
what GPU do you have
I also was about to 😭
I want to post a gif so bad
Intel(R) HD Graphics 530
-# Yes, I know it is a poor card
i do not think you can run this game man
You buy it online
Time to download more ram....
have you tried playing at the lowest possible settings
Already do
nothing to be done about it really
It's gojoever man
Go even lower in the InI file
7.9Gb
How much do I need?
for context here's the minimum specs:
MINIMUM:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10 (64 bit) / Windows 11 (64 bit)
Processor: Intel i5-6600 (3.30GHz) OR AMD Ryzen 2400G (3.6 GHz)
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 OR AMD Radeon RX 570
DirectX: Version 12
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 72 GB available space
try disabling some background applications when you're running the game
I don't think you're gonna be able to run the game no matter what you do tbh
like shut down discord, close your web browser, etc
give that a shot before calling it quits
Ima just keep trying, it is the only thing I can do
you could get a better PC
@misty trench maybe he could make a big page file and pray?
Hook some jumper cables into your PC and channel lightning into it like Frankenstein
Pay him then 
In like 50 years bc I am unemployed
why the fuck would i pay someone for their PC
praying would be doing all the heavy lifting
Kindness is a virtue
Yeah no, I don\t wanna fry it
It's literally all I got 😭
and virtues can fuck off
Because you feel its easy enough to say to just buy a better one 
You never know until you try
the new coyote AR in the dust devils warbond will be medium pen
Has Superman taught you nothing
How much ram does windows use for system bullshit now
its better than praying thats for sure
Jizzing
so hype
didnt watch superman
Welp, time to pray to the Omnissiah and performs some rites of Operation

Use light pen like a REAL helldiver

Use heavy pen like a real eruptdiver
i had to stop using eruptor because it was too good
use neither, stab everything to death
you know the drill.. we gotta turn gen chat into bouncybob…

i will not
do it
this will be our protest against image perms being revoked
look at the funny little character
Yea use this 
@wild wave have you been able to run the game before?
mods chose the easy route over the route that would require effort on their part
and i can't help but respect that
i too am lazy
and would have better things to do than babysit 40k fans
See if you can make like a 10gb page file for darktide and kill any processes you don't need to play
Whoa
it was so green
When they drew the line, Space Marines were on the "Not happening" side and Imperial Guardsmen were on the "possible" side
I grow my grass
I am
so it isn’t a myth? it exists?
I go on weekly forest walks 🙂
making a baked potatoe
it's real. i saw it with my own eyes, and you can too
outside your front door it might be there
Pump up those numbers, chump
don't be afraid of it
nice try pal taters don’t smoke weed
I live by a lake with a forest with its own trail
well it's supposed to be at least 3 times a week but there's this bullshit I have to deal with called surviving and it takes valuable time away from forest bathing
Has the FOMO shop updated yet?
must have not eaten mine yet

Or is it next week?
Next week
thses bbys will make u see god
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
skin care routines are important!
Quit ur job. Live in forest
i'm not paying him anymore he's gonna have to live in the bush
shut up mud blood
god I wish, I keep being told that's illegal tho
I don hav skin
raw insult
How about you make me 
see this
I would much rather live in the forest than deal with my neighbour lmao, bro is chain smoking like a pack a day and whenever he opens his door it's like unleashing a bio weapon
I will shove the baked potatoe in my oven right into your mouth
(no idea how he affords to do this)
i had a neighbor live a couple floors up from me that would try and spit on me whenever he saw me hanging out on my porch
sometimes i wish i just threw a bomb up there
Get a furry to do it
why would a furry doing it make a difference
i can make a bomb just as good as any furry can you just watch!!
If they can afford a 2000$ fur suit then can afford to send a 10$ pipe bomb to the guys house - Master Chief
i do not think master chief said that
must've been in one of the novels
Nope, just got it
Been trying for 6 hours
if you're below the 2 hour mark just refund it
I can\t even access any of the other interactables
you can't run it unfortunately
I won in a giveaway so I got it for free
well then that's not so bad
ikr
but yeah chances are you're not gonna be able to play this game
.....my potatoe
Until I get a better setup
pretty much
I may actually fuck this bitch up
But first, I gotta get a j*b
Welcome to McDonald's
Before fill out a Job Application
stand by, i might have some resources that can assist you
please dont say the j word!!!!!
mods!!!!
JOOOOBBB
applied even there, no responce
DG?
FL?
Dollar General
I have filled out at LEAST 100
Hate how the horn dog knew what i was talking about
Even tried websites like indeed
Either you have a bad background check of youre capping. I worked at a DG for like 2 years and they hire ANYONE
As someone who work at DH I can second that statement
I have only recently reached the age of being able to get a j*b
nightshift sucked tho
wtf you work at daemonhost???
Id work on a daemonhost
Indeed
Lamia
🔥
I mean, could be a million different situations. Sometimes businesses just simply aren't hiring because they don't need more staff and they keep the applications open just in case, or just bad hiring managers who have way too high standards
now, i know this is for helldivers 2, but darktide runs on the same engine and some of the tricks he talks about in this video could work. the mod is just reshade with some presets. don't ask me how to install it or make it work because i simply do not know. i just watched this video a few weeks ago and it might work for you.
you should also do some research and see if there are any .ini settings you can manually tweak yourself that go beyond what the game can offer you in the menus
So fuck you
For me, I think it is that they want actual experienced people
Which of the chaos gods
Undivided
.ini?
Had someone that ODed on the side of the store once, thats slannesh
it's a configuration file that the game references to determine what settings are enabled/disabled and what value to set them to
do some research about it, worth learning
just got told to kms and that i had a small pp cause i told a noob to guard soemone fixing an auspex
kicked from match
just start googling like "darktide lower than lowest settings" or something
great game
Skill issue
4 mins
oh no, I just looked at this, and idk what to feel, disgusted, or impressed at the FPS
Than bake potatoe
me dude? for real?
beggars cannot be choosers my friend
did i stutter?
True, welp, time to get this to work
Im hungry angry fr rn
you acutally think i should kms for that? why are you like this?
this community blows
Didnt say that, just said skill issue
thats what you imply by saying that, you agree with the other party
if you wrre trying to be funny you failed, dawg
yes yes this will serve us well

yes..... yes...........
i dont know what posseses you to be like this when someone shares a negative experience like this, but i hope you fix it at some point
that's funny i was talking about mouthwashing in another server earlier
I loved mouthwashing dude
I say we kill @dapper trench and eat his corpse
it was pretty good, i went in completely blind
likewise
i got slightly filtered at the cemetery level but i think i finished the game in about 3-4 hours or so
Brother no cap, sometimes the day spits in your mouth and you just gotta keep on
You steal a new xbox yet? @sleek harness
i know but there's literally no need for you to try to make it worse, now what im sayin? especailly when told to kms, dawg, like cmon
Sunday
If I am lucky


ngl, I am paranoid that I will mess smth up and cause the game to be unplayable
long short of it
anything you change can be undone just by reinstalling or verifying file integrity
Get over it
Ok, now time to find a way to do this with darktide nervous chuckle
if you really don't know what you're doing at all and you don't want to try these things then it's probably better just to wait until you get a better computer
yk how many bad experiences ive had playing games
I am so gonna mess smth up
Went a 35 losing streak on tekken 8
just find some guides online or something man like it's not hard
just follow the guides, maybe find a discord for low-spec gamers or something
there's tons of things you can try
just do it
There isnt a day on the internet im not told to kms. Just block or report and move on tbh
fuck i sound like my dad
this is very sobering
i think i will play with my gundams now
but when venting about it, i shouldnt be met with "skill issue" like come on, why is me suggesting empathy the problem here
Venting in a discord was kinda a wrong move, boss
especially a public one full of strangers you do not know
like yeah everyone could be nice and shower you with affection like you want but i mean
they won't
most people just ignore stuff like that
or joke about it
which is what you should be doing, frankly
people on the internet are going to say things to you that they would never say to your face
that's the way it is
ignore it, or laugh about it
doesn't make them better, doesn't make what they did right
but what else can you do other than report them and block them?
They hide on vrchat now
Dont touch the vr women in the vr strip club or they WILL hunt YOU
In vr
me and a friend went to one of those clubs once, it was actually pretty cool and the dancer was telling jokes the whole time
in vrchat i mean
not irl
You go there more for a drink than anything
man do you actually go to those clubs irl
You know why people go there in vrchat 
they're so disgusting
No
hoyl shit i just rememebred i have frozena waffles
unless they had lamias probably
yea?
me overdosing on the warp just for teammates to individually get wiped by a different barrel

pls fat shark remove barrels
But barrels r important
Play borderlands for an hour, you'll learn
just be more spial aware
ngl
overdose on ogryn farts pal
The shit i see from vr chat is kinda cringe
And i was on there for a bit
saw the appeal
trust me… i know..
but bro three days in nothing but vr chat is weird
Then you're better than this 
slippery slope
in fully convinced there is no such thing as a normal VRC player
however my teammates aren’t 
Literally people sleeping in it than waking up in it
I find the idea of living in vrchat highkey disturbing I can't lie.
and there’s the worst part, DATING
the only normal vrc players are the people who dont play vrc anymore
DATING BRO
It's the matrix
I walk into one of the bar scene and literally get asked for my age
i’ll hold my tongue

bro
they dont actively pretend to do actions though do they
I'm already a hermit, I don't need to feel entirely disconnected from my body dawg
i dunno. maybe fuck this community and fuck yalls complete lack of empathy. i reported them before i even came here. some help yall are. assholes.
Do you wanna see discord couple dms
Do you really
i dont even know who you are
thats private not public so i dont care
for a guy with the name danger jones you seem a little upset
What are we gonna do
and dont get me started on the started on some of the most details skins ive seen online
being told skill issue caused this
Sorry about whatever went down earlier. I hope it improves for you later on. If you feel you're in mental darkness. Please do some focused breathing.
Shhhh
Don't tell em
Hahahaha, crazy work right?
have you considered
fixing your skill issue
danger jones really hurt my feelings
can you apologize please
that wasn’t very nice
He said fuck you im calling discord 
the discord admin looking at his complaint: 
frozen waffles are sick
yea?
Forgot a comma, meant it as sarcasm
i haven't eaten all day
same
make 6 waffles eat 2 while waiting on the last 2 to cook and pretend like i only ate 4
only had a cookie
that's power
I dunno man seems like a skill issue
bf makes baked potatoes all the damn time it's crazy
Bc its cheap
You can do a lot with a potato
s
i'm surprised he looks the way he does because he eats like that one chick from strange addictions that only eats cheesy potatoes
including baking them
I feel sadge
such as throwing them at the homeless when out of honeybuns
u good?
We stopped mayching
it's so over
Solo diving with HEALTH
huh
I dont know tbh
play video games
I am
or are you mean a diff type of diving?
yea
Helldivers II
figured
Helldiving the game?????
I went back to playing it
What will arrowhead do
still fun
Why was that guy so mad
He couldn't handle the skill gap
Skill gap in what
god i wish hd2 added loadouts already
Skill issue
His issue
So uh
Oh he got cyber bullied in game
he's probably just a kid or something just leave it alone
How does the psykana coven collar change your voice
to get to the other side
Growing up so online has to mess your perception of interactions like that I suppose @fair bridge
literally told him skill issue and dawg just flew off the handle

@dapper trench sounds like you have a skill issue saying skill issue
Well when you're under a load of stress, and responsed to with a joke, yeah you may freak out.
idrc
I ate
went to the gym
I am content with my life
get a load of this guy


yo TheHun
Is this general chat's therapy session?
sup?
No
You ever been rucking or backpacking?
backpacking yes
🥀
if hes a kid he shouldnt fuckin be here
Type shit
does it not have them?
HD1 has em so no clue why HD2 wouldnt
Hell yeah, you do distance or just until you feel satisfied?
Honestly, rare to see that at least in the servers i play in. People just say "GG" at the end of the match
they do tho
He'd hate dbd
oh neat
Yea
You still run into the crazy spazes here and there in literally every game
DT is honestly pretty friendly
Tru
the latter, I just backpacked to various locations I wanted to go to like in regional queensland and new south wales
I've had more negative experiences in HD2 😂
The game itself is very chill, only in like... Havoc 30s or smth do i start to see salt levels and toxicity rise, but that's expected from those modes
so is new south wales south or north of old south wales
getting into a meaningless postgame argument is good sportsmanship actually
Marvel Rivals I played like 3 matches and two of those involved people yelling at each other on mic
They were placement matches bro 💀
I usually ruck places, but thats pretty awesome you can do that
last time i played it there was fuck all toxicity
granted i first and last played it when it first released
ragebaiting in rivals is a very fun experience
This was that same time
oof
That why i play on console
I dont see that shit
nah it's south of it 🙂
I didn't really like it anyway so could have just been bad luck, it was funny though
They can call me whatever they want idgas
You don't see it, you hear it... Through 144p mics
backpacking is pretty popular back home, and I assume it's popular in Canada too
you meet a lot of european and asian backpackers in Australia
...they also have a tendency to get lost
Nah, im a good sport about it. Always give hatch unless they pissed me off
Sweat modes attract sweats, this is just how it works
recent story about a german girl that was lost in the bush for like a few days because her truck got bogged down off-trail
Like that "voldemort" guy who made guides on darktide and then crashed tf out with this server
If someone is going to rage let them, they clearly need to get some shit off their chest 
Makesense
who
@dapper trench he's the dark wizard who tried to take over the world with the dark arts
Starts with T and rhymes with "Hindenberg"
Give me a the whole name man
Shame really, he made decent videos on the skill trees
Dont sugar coat it
@dapper trench Thomas Riddle, Voldemort was just his gamer tag
Tanner Lindberg
I keep warping into bunkers when the new guys wait for me to press the other button 
....except you @nocturne bloom
in danger of me shoving my foot up your ass
sorry had to go do dishes. i believe that there are times when it is appropriate to conduct yourself in a way that is considered polite in the company of strangers online, but i also believe that every single person is responsible for themselves and their actions, and should develop the tools they need to cope with inappropriate behavior in an online setting.
what was said to this individual was indeed rude, callous, and irresponsible. however, this interaction took place in an environment where you're only interacting with up to 3 other people for an average of 20 minutes at a time, after which the only way you'll ever find them again is by checking your recently matched players.
the only recourse this person had was to report the user, block them, and move on. bringing the situation up here expecting blanket affection and affirmation from total strangers online is, perhaps unfortunately, wishful thinking. i don't think his perception is skewed in any way - his reaction is appropriate for someone who is sensitive about such things - but it probably would have served him better to bring it up to a close-knit friend group or a trusted individual.
i'm not saying he should expect everyone he interacts with on the internet to be a total asshole, but for him to expect an overwhelming positive reaction to his plight is just plain naive. again, he's probably just a kid, and hopefully he will take this in stride in time.
oh that is long isn't it
oh well!
Not reading all of that
40k fans when you ask them to read something longer than a sentence
This game is my only exposure to 40k so I dont count
TL;DR: We shouldn't bully the kid, but he also shouldn't expect strangers online to be polite like irl
People are polite irl?
Just don't be rude but don't be surprised if someone else is. Also remember the oldest rule on the internet
Meh, depends on the contry
Don't feed the troll
All i remember is that fucking sauron gif
Guys...I'm crying...my ai girlfriend broke up with me...
tl;dr is the single worst thing to come out of reddit next to the amazing atheist and paying people for posts
Let me do my grift man
One day darktide come
Wow im so sorry for you, you should start being active in my dms for no discernible reason

@fair bridge it's a useful program though
what is?
I have question how do you do Adept of the 53rd: Probitor 2nd Class - Penance ?
Lol stop it
No but take this upvote kind stranger !
peels off ur skin
blows u up with my mind
How well can you send a meowing audio message
Just a normal day I see
Is that the shirt one, pants one or the helmet one?
pants
@fair bridge tldr - it's a Linux program that gives you short to the point instructions on how to use command line tools since the guys who write FOSS aren't usually the best at writing easy to digest manuals
whats that
Level 23
Every time you do a havoc, you level up your clearance level... I think, i did that a while ago
Reach 23
what i'm referring to is the term "tl;dr" which i believe originated on reddit. i believe it originated on reddit because it's annoying and stupid
Isn't clearance level in penances just character level
Guys I haven't showered in 2 weeks should I bathe or nah
ok ok thank you
@fair bridge it's been around longer than Reddit
thats easy
please say sike
Imagine the smell
I'm stupid
Yay or nay???
No, calling it clearance level is stupid
TL;DR: Reddit fucking sucks, but it's internet culture now
Reddit is awesome
im a redditor
:D
tldr too long didnt read means tldr
Though like can anyone tell me what the fuck reddit culture is supposed to be exactly
showering is good, at least once a day
People use reddit for more than...
I find it funny digg died because of manipulation of the front page but reddit exists still

Its from way before reddit lol
discord mod
has hygiene
hmmm
i believe you. however i also am a being of pure id motivated only by anger for pencilpushing nerds who suck the fun out of everything. therefore I Am Right
i hate reddit!!
being a lightning psyker with a full team of arby’s feels like cheating
....You want me to Sh*wer once a day? Are you crazy???
ew smyker

I haven't showered yet today just waiting to get home first.
ever since my checks started bouncing he's starting living the good life. it's disgraceful
@grizzled hornet don't worry about it just keep making them dance, they're gonna nerf this shit let's abuse it while we can
Nah keep using that spray on deodorant
I have a skin care routine, a diet, exercise, a functional long term relationship and I don't live in a basement
insane I know
5 more hours 
"I hate reddit nerds" said the warhammer nerd "They pmo" he said excitedly
Reddit is just a collection of bastardized culture from other sites regurgitated by irony poisoned soyboys
disgusting

Evil ass routine
Don't listen to the haters, proud of ya and those are some good life goals 
my ass is more chaotic neutral tyvm
we should fire you
It's just the worst example of the modern internet, concentrating too many people into one platform and designed around rewarding conformity. Most of the modern web is this way to lesser or greater degrees
Too organized for chaotic, Neutral Neutral
I wonder how long it takes
oh it's disorganized af because I'm unmedicated ADHD lmao
For what
Lemme act nonchalant for once
Yeah fr they are completely based on crowd pleasing and sucking up to the general consensus
if the jury will examine the receipts from user "Mallow" taken from the Darktide Discord server they will notice that on multiple occasions he has stated that he does not, in fact, like warhammer 40k, and has demonstrated more of a fondness for Games Workshop's Warhammer Fantasy series, specifically the game Warhammer Vermintide 2. the jury will also note that mr. armetzger stinks of manure, and is frightening us
I'm still lost dawg

current life goals are to get meds, keep improving my cooking, move somewhere else so I can start properly gardening
Chat how do i make my party in helldivers unjoinable
Based what do you main?
private in settings.
In the settings
I hate having to kick people
sigmar
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
Ty ty
if you ask me it’s cannon that they’re so effective
Play on a planet nobody is on
You're already halfway there 
Well, the reddit consensus. I wouldn't exactly call it the general consensus. Most of these websites have a milleu that's either curated or community enforced
Only reason i dislike fantasy as a genre is because i hate whimsical elves in whimsical forests with whimsical magic... Shoot them dead, NOW!
I can do that too if you include credit card crunches
Ok but you can't kill the elves in the whimsical forest unless they exist first.
My workout is finding the motivation to get out of bed
The fucking quick play people keep joining me
My ability to take care of myself is very limited due to my living situation and various disorders.
I hate how every fantasy is a tolkien knock off, in a bad way... And the only ones who escape that are considered "dark fantasy" or "low fantasy"
@gilded socket invite only?
I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older
You’re supposed to take care of yourself?
Apparently
Nar
My workout is staying alive after all the abuse I put my body through at work...
the only elves i like in fantasy are from LOTR (obviously) and the elder scrolls
I really want to live alone and get away from this...
Grrr Thalmor 
I hate and love how the monologue is actually good advice
they did what no one else would do and turned the stereotypical mechanically-adept dwarves into a type of elf that fucked off from the mortal plain after creating a giant, world-ending robot
Really? Recent TES games made the elves pretty bland imo
sorry not sorry for pastabaiting this topic
The writer did research
Nah dunmer is the only race worth talking about, the descendants of the noble chime race.
redguard GANG
I love serial killers
I keep forgetting
Why did you guys have to ruin gen chat.

I am judging you all collectively
I can fix gen chat if you give me a lot of money
next time i play openMW i'm playing a redguard sword-singer
Redguard are badass.
The only province with the balls to secede and continue fighting elf fascists

while men and mer fight amongst themselves, the true threat across the sea gathers power and prepares to strike
If TES6 isn't in Hammerfell I'll be super bummed
i'm talking, of course, about the French
Technically the nords still fight the altmer
Germany will trash them if they get uppity again dw
But that depends on the civil war ending
I wasn't sure when typing that, since yeah it hinges on the outcome of events on Skyrim
i predict that skyrim will be an independent state
Id say regardless they do, war only changes who's in power not what the people think or how the ultimately act
Daily reminder skyrim is for the nords
ALL my homies hate Lorkhan
Goes home to cat wife:
This post was made by THALMOR GANG
@fair bridge Yeah we're basically seeing the collapse of imperial imperialism (lol).
The provinces are going to engage in national struggles one by one and probably all win.
will keep this in mind
If only I was given unlimited power. The world would be just perfect.
curved swords stay winning
If I had the infinity gauntlet I could do it.
I cam fox it by press ganging gen chat into developing community maps so we have more content and everyone is happier
I dont think the altmer would win tbh
Nord chuds want us trapped in this prison called Mundus, yet they all want to go to Sovngard. Curious?
Skyrim is for THE EMPIRE
Imagine needing unlimited power to change the world 
In all seriousness though. My main issue with fantasy is that it's an oroboros that kills creativity because you need a checklist of races and tropes to be considered "fantasy"
Sci-Fi doesn't have the same issue, it's just Science Fiction
The change is from within 
skyrim belongs to the giants 😤
If anything the empire is a trojan horse to the altmer 
imagine you're occupying a hostile country full of angry snow bumpkins that talk about fights that happened 4000 years ago like things they did last week and all of the sudden, fucking dragons appear and one of these idiots can actually use their magic with ease and doesn't seem to be motivated by anything other than climbing mountains and spawning in machine guns
skyrim belongs to whichever fucker has the first gun
Skyrim belongs to the dragons
the thalmor do not give enough of a shit about that frozen fucking wasteland to deal with that, they will leave
No wonder they think that reality was a mistake
I saw a video of someone who modded a whole-ass M4/203 into.. Oblivion, was it? Shit was hilarious
My honest enchanted bolt reaction:
ah yes
bolt reaction
as opposed to the bolt action
with a subvariant known as the bolt bonus action
There a mod for skyrim that turns it into ww2
Adds tanks guns and everything
Planes
I wonder why...
I can probably guess what the thalmor wear
I have mods for F:NV That add drivable vehicles like a Humvee 
Br*tish company
doesnt seem to be any controversy about it surprisingly
Those were the good ol' days
that still exists btw

I was thinking the nords actually, cause... you know
it isnt on LL
There's a link for a drive somewhere there homie
Is it gay to exist.
I think moddb's design is a bit dated too but that's harsh
You're sharing space with other men, so i would say yes
nvm found a link
True
Nords are socially backwards and reactionary, but that's what you can expect in those conditions.
But their kingdom isn't guided by a programme based on that, really.
Thalmor tho, their ideology is based on how super and great they think Mer are compared to men.
theres an article with 2 links to it
Couldn't be me. I'm in my own pocket dimension
You're gonna breathe the same air as another man? Kinda sus bro
Pocket dimension sounds like a closet, when are you coming out of the closet?
Tbf I really like altmer architecture, I think the nords are just tired of being invaded so they hate everyone that isnt a nord 
So... you're saying the Thalmor are italians?
I'd equate the Nords with the US and the Thalmor with Germany at some point in its history.
nah they dont hate orcs
theres a decent couple orc places in skyrim
Please don't use the I slur
Soorry *talians

Honestly, fascist italy is one of those topics I'm very ignorant of. I have to read up on it.
Theres a decent couple altmer places too, point being 
oh yeah btw the orcs are canonically made of shit
I learned it cause it was part of history class here, especially with how many italian immigrants there are in Brazil
Remember when Bethesda had naked dancers in TES games without mods 
How the days have passed
Okay who the fuck thought this modifier was a good idea
That person at FS needs to get their ass fired because Holy shit this event is hot ass
Ha Ha! he died to the poxburster conga line
Stop dying 
Shotgunners death grenades fling me (6 wound zealot) into 20 poxbursters (instant death)
that dance is the skyrim shuffle
Wounds dont give you health boss
They should still at least let me fucking live
"Oh boy I hate this fucking event what could make it even worse?"
The 20 evenly spaced bursters in a horde:
GW lied to me 
nah the event is funny asf
Tbf you have plenty of options in the game to push bursters away
I laughed so hard with my friend after we both insta died to a box burster horde.
new event is fun if you don't go into it expecting to win everytime tbh
people kept shooting the bursters on me so i started doing the same
Another time, 3 teammates fucking died 5 seconds in because of knockback from a barrel
and they say game has no team dmg
KOCKBACK???

Nah nah nah nah, Tzeenchian lie
Every game has team damage if you try hard enough
I just looked behind and the 3 mfs were dead, like "Huh?"
Virtually and emotionally
teammates can do psychological damage
sold
bombs away
Shrink Ogryns to Bardin Size
ogryn throws the nuke and team dies
New event, every enemy is a BoN
altmer are just nazis xd
Grenades spawn enemies to fight for you
*thalmor
like a pokeball full of heretics!
Now imagine poxbursters spawning every 0.5 seconds cause some ogryn threw a grenade box, and everyone fucking dies
oof yea my bad
Not really, they are more like a doomsday cult that is also bitter about getting rekt by a reality warping golem
i disagree completely
Repub if hate elves
Friendly reminder that orcs are also considered elves 
bethesda had clear intentions of what the thalmor are supposed to be
down to the inspo for their uniforms
When did they say that
its not alluded anywhere iirc but they give 1940s nazi unfirom aesthetic (I cant quite pinpoint what it is however)
fairpoint!
Maybe im just overthinking
Afaic you could get a closer resemblance out of Slavic chemical suits than anything German
About
thalmor racsim is crazy
they're the cooler elves
Things and such
Which things
What suchs
Imperials were cool until skyrim
Then they just seemed lame
tbf they got hammered pretty bad during the great war
Tbf. The imperials were castrated compared to what they used to be by then
And skyrim was about the nords
Ye
Even if they got hit hard everything down to the uniforms to the weapons looked meh
theyre designs are meant to invoke early roman empire uniforms
People things and relationships
down to the equipment for combat they use
only problem that hey exist in a world where plate armor exist
Vs oblivion have generic rpg town guards
they couldve taken inspo from eastern roman empire desgins which are closer to the time period Skyrim was supposed to be in
I haven’t played a TES game in sooooo long, when is VI supposed to come out?
Not to mention platemail in the northern continent during a cold season would have been nightmarish
If you dont wanna talk about it here you know where you can 
Whenever we die
but we can all die at any time.
2030 smth
Most of their was studded leather
Which. Barely filled the power fantasy of imperials but. Functional and good for mass produce
0% lagers exist
Oh hey they actually kind of are and I guess the idea they want to destroy the towers is from a bad wiki article no one ever corrected. They just want to genocide all non-mer and any mer that also disagree with them
Lack of images

So uh
doot
The fact starfield wasn't elder scrolls 40,000 to begin with proves this
ok but are we betting ES6 is going to have more or less loading screens than starfield
Kirkbride had even written a graphic novel set in a far future of the universe based on a magic AI on masser or secundus that was never published
It's suspected that the eye of magnus is supposed to be that AI somehow magicked back in time
nah the eye of magnus is just a magnus archives easter egg
Or it's a macguffin that was dreamed up in the sick mind of Emil with no deeper thought other than cool sphere
Yo
You alive? @fierce cave
No
You got a full team?
Either of you, @nocturne bloom
Me and my buddy are getting on
We could do a full team
im going for sc
I liked solo diving anyways
I need 276
i need 840
idk how to add console people
Freind code
That simple
In-game friend list
#4964-7472
10,000 it is
I farmed 5k one time
the outcome of a vacation and no friends online
ill go into work later than usual tomorrow


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