general-chat

[fiery wave]

Stop talking to that red daemon possessed thing.

[civic otter]

My fellow heretics

[ripe tangle]

[stuck phoenix]

May I advise exterminatus

[ripe tangle]

What red daemon thing?!

[fiery wave]

Khornate daemon, duh.

[ripe tangle]

I WILL FIND THIS DAEMON AND DESTROY IT WITH PURE HOLY VIOLENCE

[stuck phoenix]

I advise exterminatus immediately

[ripe tangle]

Shouldn’t we at least evacuate the Faithful first?

[stuck phoenix]

If they are truly faithful the emperor will protect them probably

[orchid sigil]

may i help you with a

[ripe tangle]

Absolutely, it’s always good to have allies in such a time of need.

[stuck phoenix]

So that’s 3 against like 7

[ripe tangle]

if you see anything that looks Warp-related, destroy it without mercy.

[fiery wave]

Watch as nothing comes to help... and the only ones safe are the ones with their own ways off.

[orchid sigil]

i can take out 3 of them with 3 swings easily before i would get overruned

[marsh iris]

nah, theyre sacrifices

press da buttan

[ripe tangle]

Then you die a Martyr who went down swinging for Mankind’s Master.

You will be forever remembered as you join the God Emperor’s Celestial Army.

[stuck phoenix]

Or we could just shoot them with a volcano cannon

[marsh iris]

inquisition: the faithful signed up for it, trust 🙏

[ripe tangle]

What’s a Volcano Cannon?

[stuck phoenix]

One of the Titans weapon options

[marsh iris]

cannon that shoots volcanoes

[wintry fog]

oh yeah, the space marine daemons, who serve the warp entity god version of the emperor who we all know is going to happen.

[ripe tangle]

I should’ve guessed.

[stuck phoenix]

It casually shoots people with the power of a nuclear blast

Dunno how powerful of a nuclear blast

But probably big

[ripe tangle]

This is almost as comical as the “Whip Gun” which literally just shot a horse whip at enemies; ironically it would always swing back and hit the user.

[orchid sigil]

its like the ogryns pocket atomic bomb?

[ripe tangle]

Every. Single. Time.

[stuck phoenix]

Funny

[blissful kiln]

just need to know the right recipes

[marsh iris]

its always about the seasoning

(but still its wrong)

[stuck phoenix]

You ave to leave it out for 3 days

You always listen to Strong

[marsh iris]

i read that eating the brain is actually dangerous

prions will mess up your brain

[ripe tangle]

eating human brains can cause prion disease yeah

[stuck phoenix]

Just don’t eat the brain then

[ripe tangle]

the safest part of a human to eat is the skin actually, you can fry it like pork rinds and it shouldn’t harm you…

still kind of gross though.

[stuck phoenix]

Ok concerned that you know this

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

I just do.

don’t worry about why.

[stuck phoenix]

Are you ok up there

[analog marsh]

Cannibal confirmed.

[ripe tangle]

I’m a killing machine for the God Emperor who had a sense of duty beaten into me as a child when I went to the Schola Progenium, I’m perfectly fine.

and definetly not someone who went through a phase at one point where I read A LOT about cases of cannibalism.

[little marten]

Why don’t tyranids just evolve into being tasty food that contains toxins undetectable

Why evolve into armor plated mega monsters than can survive big laser cannons when they can just become a sausage

[coarse tree]

[marsh iris]

true ..

[stuck phoenix]

Why become a frankfurter when you can steal the frankfurters

[marsh iris]

is there any lore that someone actually ate nids?

or books

[little marten]

One little tyranid drone can be like 100 sausages

[marsh iris]

i mean not eating books

[stuck phoenix]

Probably in the very back corner of the black library or something

[ripe tangle]

who wants random historical facts?

something stupid or weird

[somber stream]

Oooh ooh boy i do

Weird

[stuck phoenix]

Blohm Und Voss aircraft

Go look em up

Do not let ship builders make aircraft that aren’t flying boats

[somber stream]

I'm aware of the thing

Designing stuff was fun back then

[stuck phoenix]

Not the 238

The others

[somber stream]

Seen the allies flying disk yet?

[ripe tangle]

in the Middle Ages the Catholic Church made it Canon Law that Clergy couldn’t spill blood; this included monks who fought in crusades and priests attached to war parties, so they were instead simply armed with Maces, that way they’re not cutting enemies open nor piercing their bodies, meaning they’re not actually spilling blood.

want to hear another?

[stuck phoenix]

No but my glorious place of hell designed a chicken heated nuclear landmine and tried to make Churchill gliders

[somber stream]

XF5U

Stuff of the beauty

[somber stream]

More

[stuck phoenix]

Of course Vought made it

[somber stream]

It look so silly i love it

[marsh iris]

to bluntly put it, you cant stab or slice.

[somber stream]

I mean if you hit a mf in the head with a mace, blood is certain to spill...

[marsh iris]

choke maybe?

[stuck phoenix]

Smack em in the balls with a mace and see what happens

[marsh iris]

monks with garrote

[somber stream]

Interesting approach

[ripe tangle]

in 1857 when Oregon wrote it’s constitution two years before they gained statehood; they had banned black people from moving or settling there entirely, this is the main reason they joined the Union when the Civil War started, because joining the confederacy as a Slave State would include letting people who owned them move there, thus meaning their racist constitution would be violated, not only were people of African descent not allowed to live there, but neither were people who owned them.

[stuck phoenix]

Being hit along hurts imagine being properly hit by a metal mace

[jaunty path]

I'm thinking about picking up Payday 2 again.

[somber stream]

Interesting

[fiery wave]

Pay2win DLCs if you don't already have everything.

[ripe tangle]

uhhhhh I can give you another historical fact if you want.

[somber stream]

Do you want to, sister?

[jaunty path]

Thats why you only buy it during sales. I have most of the DLCs

[ripe tangle]

sure if you want.

[somber stream]

Then by all means

[jaunty path]

Payday 2 is always like a dollar and ultimate edition is by like bucks

[fiery wave]

I just mod.

[jaunty path]

even better

[fiery wave]

Ultimate isn't complete.

[jaunty path]

Yeah i can see that

so much fucking dlcs

[fiery wave]

It will cost me another $100+ to complete it.

[jaunty path]

So much juicing make it end...

[civic otter]

Dlc unlocker

[white vale]

Heh, bluntly

[fiery wave]

And more soon.

Payday 3 flopped, lul.

[stuck phoenix]

Ass game for real

[civic otter]

Payday th and payday 2 still peak

[stuck phoenix]

I can spend less and get a good game or several

[civic otter]

Payday 3 big caveman game

[white vale]

3 is a bad number for coop horde games, Killing Floor 3 also sucks ass

[stuck phoenix]

And have them complete

[somber stream]

Oh no

[fiery wave]

OG for 'realism', 2 for arcadey.

[somber stream]

Half life #

[civic otter]

Just get the base game on sale for sandwich cheap and use dlc unlocker for the rest

[civic otter]

Yes exactly

[marsh iris]

is gaben saving us from hl3?

[civic otter]

Love how first game has only 4 characters

[jaunty path]

Yeah I can really see lmfao

[stuck phoenix]

Not everybody plays on a computer

[ripe tangle]

Ohio was admitted to the Union in 1803, but a significant congressional oversight meant its statehood wasn't formally ratified at the time, a legal loophole that was only corrected in 1953; in other words, Ohio wasn’t technically a US State until then, even though it also was.

[civic otter]

Then get one obama

[stuck phoenix]

That costs more than the fucking game and DLCs

[white vale]

Yea some people use pen and paper

[jaunty path]

Did the skill tree get revamped at all

[civic otter]

But then you can get all the cracked games and dlcs you want

[fiery wave]

Ppl are just modding 2 with the char models of 3 now lul.

[stuck phoenix]

Or you could just be normal and not do things that are considered illegal

[jaunty path]

Thats SAD LOL

Shit I didn't think this game kept going after the bain thing

[somber stream]

Interesting facts, thank you for sharing. How is Rush?

[white vale]

Imagine an image of a soyjak here

[civic otter]

They are going to swat me for this i knew it

[ripe tangle]

He’s sleeping

[fiery wave]

I also think one should not talk about that out loud... and you can't play online with it anyway.

[civic otter]

As someone who lives in albania peepeepoopoo my pants

[somber stream]

Hmmm, what a good fellow

[jaunty path]

Is rush a cat or dog

[ripe tangle]

a cat

[stuck phoenix]

The Empeor will smite you and steal your flag

[white vale]

I got banned for advocating piracy on a Paradox server once and I would gladly do it again

[civic otter]

Onlinefix exists tbh and you can just unlock dlcs (still playable online) and pay for base games through cd key sites, best way to save most amount of money

[civic otter]

If purchasing isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing

[stuck phoenix]

Or you could just buy the game and not have to do all that

[ripe tangle]

did you know Albania has over 750,000 bunkers, Enver Hoxha built them in the 1960s and 1970s for a population of like, slightly over a million people.

[white vale]

Albanians don't have money

[stuck phoenix]

Skill issue honestly

[civic otter]

Never! 20€ max per + dlc game or i shoot my pc

[civic otter]

Yeah our dictator went into paranoia

[stuck phoenix]

Most sane Dictator

[fiery wave]

Is more, cheater tag so you can't join games and such. Joke is, actual cheat mods aren't flagged.

[somber stream]

Sounds like the Swiss, they have enough bunker to house 120% of their total population

[white vale]

"If you're homeless just requisituon a hab block from the administratum" 🥀

[ripe tangle]

he was convinced the Soviets, Yugoslavs, and whoever else were going to bomb him, so he basically squandered the country’s entire treasury to build bunkers for every family.

[stuck phoenix]

Just get lucky

[civic otter]

On pd2? If you use dlc unlocker mods yes, not actual dlc unlocker programs through. Anyways, yes this is tr00 though. They really didn't think it through

[stuck phoenix]

The Soviets were busy putting the wrong elements into a nuclear reactor

[jaunty path]

I hated stealth in payday 2 ngl

[civic otter]

He also forced borders on every village/city in our country, and we were not allowed to leave where we were born in

[white vale]

Just kill the previous owner and move in, the pencil pushers won't notice before you die of old age anyway

[jaunty path]

never really bothered with it.

[ripe tangle]

Yeeeeah, he went a little cuckoo

[somber stream]

UK be like:

[stuck phoenix]

Nah

We wait for the owner to die from going to the pub too much

[white vale]

In the UK the legal system will actually protect you if you're a violent criminal, in the Imperium they either don't notice or don't care

[somber stream]

ATTENTION CITIZEN

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been hearing a lot about the UK lately

[stuck phoenix]

Nothing unusual then

[rare pulsar]

These poor hard working criminals

[stuck phoenix]

Oh really surprised not as if our government is yet again being dumb as shit

[ripe tangle]

I keep hearing that waving the National Flag whether it be your country’s flag or the Union Jack is now considered hate speech and you can be fined or jailed for it now?

or something like that

[rare pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/dredd-burn-watching-apathy-karl-urban-gif-20285124

The UK needs this:

[somber stream]

Saint George

[ripe tangle]

which to me sounds utterly insane

[stuck phoenix]

I’m sorry fucking what now I haven’t heard that

[somber stream]

It's uh

Making others feel 'unsafe'

[ripe tangle]

I keep hearing people say that

[somber stream]

Which 'others' they did not clarify

[jaunty path]

Freedom of expression: America

[stuck phoenix]

People also say everyone gets stabbed and that everyone has bad teeth

[jaunty path]

If only I could say anything that pops into my mind

IF ONLY.

[white vale]

I'm honestly considering going to law university just so I can fight legal corruption in my country and then get randomly assassinated at the ripe old age of 32

[ripe tangle]

I don’t live in the UK, I’m only going by hearsay bruh, but I hear it a lot and think it sounds ridiculous.

[rare pulsar]

Sounds like a solid plan

Learn knife fighting too

[jaunty path]

The UK is a fictional cuntry, can't convince me otherwise.

[stuck phoenix]

Most of what you hear is highly likely made up because people think it’s funny

[white vale]

I'm not a brit but sadly Britain isn't the only place in Europe that suffers from massive corruption

[rare pulsar]

No most of it is evrn worse

[ripe tangle]

or it’s reported out of context, or it’s blown waaaay out of proportion.

[stuck phoenix]

Indeed

[ripe tangle]

because News be like that unfortunately

[stuck phoenix]

Sometimes it’s worse but not often

[white vale]

I can actually own a gun in my country

[inner nimbus]

oi ye got a loisence for that XYZ?

[stuck phoenix]

Defund the BBC

[jaunty path]

Everything you agree with on the news is true.

[inner nimbus]

tbf I like to make fun of any country, mine included

[stuck phoenix]

I fucking hate the BBC

[rare pulsar]

So uncivilized

[jaunty path]

Everything onthe news is TRUE

[stuck phoenix]

Useless ass place

[little marten]

British born Christian

[jaunty path]

Oxymoron

[ripe tangle]

any country you say?

[jaunty path]

Brits = satan

[ripe tangle]

make fun of Haiti

[stuck phoenix]

Nurgle I will kill you

[inner nimbus]

as a Top Gear fan, I also hate BBC

[stuck phoenix]

Stupid name

[inner nimbus]

mangoes

[little marten]

The beeb

[inner nimbus]

idk Haitis too far away

[stuck phoenix]

Ok tonight’s program
I blow up the BBC HQ
James crashes into the BBC front door
And Hammond falls of a car

[inner nimbus]

that shit don't render for me

[ripe tangle]

I miss when Jeremy Clarkson hosted it.

it’s not as good without him

[white vale]

Top Gear IS Jeremy Clarkson

[stuck phoenix]

I’ve watched every episode of the good top gear and the grand tour

[inner nimbus]

its fine, we got the Great Tour now I think it were called

grand tour

[fiery wave]

A game that costs... $102 on sale is personally stupid, more so when it's an ancient game.

[stuck phoenix]

Not these Vegan Sausage Rolls

[white vale]

It's like trying to imagine an Imperium without the Emperor or a Poland without Jesus

[ripe tangle]

I was trying to get you to punch down to make you a bad person

[stuck phoenix]

You mean Poland without being Invaded every 2 seconds

[ripe tangle]

and it didn’t even work

[inner nimbus]

nah I'm too stupid for those kinda tactics to work on me

[ripe tangle]

my dastardly plan foiled by your lack of knowledge about a small caribbean country

curses

[white vale]

casually peeks at the border with Belarus

[ripe tangle]

How the fuck you even make Sausage Rolls vegan!?!

if it’s Vegan, is it even a Sausage Roll?

[inner nimbus]

boy I sure love melting outside when its 33 degrees

[stuck phoenix]

That’s what I’m saying

[inner nimbus]

at least I got cheesecake

[stuck phoenix]

Vegan food shouldn’t be named after a food

[jaunty path]

You deserve it since you use C

[stuck phoenix]

It can’t be a sausage roll without a sausage

[jaunty path]

[stuck phoenix]

Sausage is from pigs not plants

[rare pulsar]

Its banned in france

[jaunty path]

They don't?

[rare pulsar]

The only good thing they ever did

[ripe tangle]

I’ve only been to the UK once, the food wasn’t as bad as people always claim, some of it was good, though I was also really hungry XD

[stuck phoenix]

Well they eat frogs so I’m not surprised they do other things

[inner nimbus]

C deez-

[ripe tangle]

Sausage Rolls and Yorkshires saved my life

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah as I said they think it’s funny

[jaunty path]

sets you on fire

[rare pulsar]

U gotta try frogs tho that ahit is delicious

No cap

[stuck phoenix]

It just doesn’t have 700 flavours injected in it

[stuck phoenix]

I am not going to France anytime soon if ever

[inner nimbus]

I love American defaultism btw

[rare pulsar]

Dont have to go to france for that

[stuck phoenix]

If I could I would great history

[ripe tangle]

Yorkshire pudding was decent though, I liked it.

same with the Sausage Rolls

[inner nimbus]

like if someone tells me the weather outside is 80 degrees I go "ohh they prolly mean Fahrenheit"

meanwhile I have seen people be like

[rare pulsar]

But yeah frogs and snails aswell taste aurprisingly good

[stuck phoenix]

They think Americans invented the internet and that they also made cars (that’s the UK and Germany)

[inner nimbus]

'b-buhh?? 40 degrees? thats cooooold'

like unironically

[blissful kiln]

Poland has been the invader for most of history

[little marten]

USA number 1

[stuck phoenix]

Americans when the rest of the world doesn’t use their stupid shit spelling of Colour

[inner nimbus]

it's fairly amusing

[white vale]

The average american is functionally illiterate and therefore should never be taken seriously in any discussion related to topics more complex than growing corn

[inner nimbus]

no look I speak and write in the American way right

and I don't mind if people do or don't

[stuck phoenix]

They probably can’t grow corn

[jaunty path]

America after being the greatest country in the world

[inner nimbus]

its just the whole like

[jaunty path]

Are you a canadian

[white vale]

Truth exterminatus

[inner nimbus]

nope

[blissful kiln]

oo ass ayy oo ass ayy

[jaunty path]

Good

[stuck phoenix]

Americans after they vote in a criminal and he criminals all over the place

[rare pulsar]

It grows by itself after all

[inner nimbus]

whats the word

[white vale]

You're saying it like there was a time when they didn't do that

[rare pulsar]

They only throw the seeds on the ground likely put of error.

[stuck phoenix]

Oh you wanna know something funny

[inner nimbus]

like I also get not knowing how celsius works or not knowing how large a centimeter is, but this like insistance on correcting people if they dare use either unit lmao

[rare pulsar]

Ye

[inner nimbus]

s just kinda fascinatingly funny is all

[stuck phoenix]

They have to import fucking grass for their lawns

[rare pulsar]

Lol

[inner nimbus]

tbh American lawns are like next level

[rare pulsar]

Lmao even

[white vale]

American lawns are hilarious

[stuck phoenix]

Americans saying they are going to put a flag in their “lawn” to confuse people (no one else says that)

[rare pulsar]

Yeah nothing better then wasting tons of water to have a green patch of shit in the middle of the desert.

And a swimming pool

[white vale]

They have to be perfectly flat and the right shade of green with nothing to diversify it, otherwise the owner gets a heart attack from seeing God's creation unbound by the blades of a lawnmower

[stuck phoenix]

Americans when they have a water shortage because they used it all on grass in the middle of a desert

[white vale]

Americans should literally count as hive worlders for the purposes of RPG games

They fear nature

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleepy-cat-morning-coffee-gif-for-mary-gif-20056562

[rare pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-pikachu-pokemon-shock-surprised-pikachu-gif-15357817

[white vale]

Funnily enough, imperial worlder characters can read by default whereas hivers can't

[rare pulsar]

Why the damn gifs not working

[white vale]

[rare pulsar]

Smh

[white vale]

Embed perms got nuked for this entire channel

People were spamming NSFW slop

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[stuck phoenix]

The guy that posted the Hitler twink meme got too freaky

(I’m not joking about that meme by the way)

[blissful kiln]

#downwiththeoppressors

[white vale]

Just ban all the porn addicts tbh

[rare pulsar]

Cant even compare my anus with my friends anymore on discord smh

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[stuck phoenix]

This is why we got our image perms taken

[inner nimbus]

I mean I can say why but I feel like if you've been here for long enough you should know

[stuck phoenix]

You ate them didn’t you

[rare pulsar]

But i gotta know

[inner nimbus]

tldr, same reason memes got nuked

[stuck phoenix]

The Hitler twink meme

He got too freaky

[inner nimbus]

gross misuse, uptick in people getting warned/banned/otherwise punished, and none of the moderators wanted to deal with it anymore

[shy sandal]

50% purge of the server, let's goooo

[shy sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-meme-jar-gif-4658690738464352739

[stuck phoenix]

Darktide servers full of freaks for real

[shy sandal]

Ah kark

[ripe tangle]

okay, I just came back and are people being freaky again?!

[blissful kiln]

does discord not have a function to idk limit image\gif sending?

[ripe tangle]

I leave for ten minutes and come back to stuff

wtf happened?

[stuck phoenix]

Truly is peak Sister Lucia

[blissful kiln]

daily ration of 1 gif and 1 image

[inner nimbus]

in what way?

[white vale]

Another image perms discussion

[ripe tangle]

Oh

[blissful kiln]

like a cooldown or daily limit per person

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/adepta-sororitas-sister-of-battle-mad-cup-gif-7124970825008737609

[inner nimbus]

slowmode in the channel I suppose but thatd be per channel

[white vale]

So like food in communist Poland

[blissful kiln]

standing in queue for 2h to get your daily meme

[stuck phoenix]

You can’t have your fire anymore

[blissful kiln]

[ripe tangle]

damnation!

what a shame

[stuck phoenix]

Nah food in everypart of Africa according to the old saying

[ripe tangle]

just for this, I’m going to go beat someone up now.

[stuck phoenix]

They really need to update that saying

[shy sandal]

Guys one guy shot a barrel at the start of a mission and 3 people flew away from the bridge, i like this event now

[white vale]

The mortality rates for choir boys in Sororitas convents are no joke

[inner nimbus]

how long does the event last for?

[ripe tangle]

I still think it’s funny and kinda sad that people act like Africa is a monolith, there’s like 60 countries there.

[shy sandal]

No clue, i think till next month

like mid next month

[inner nimbus]

aight I got time to grind it

[stuck phoenix]

And then there’s South Africa that they think is the entire place despite the “south” bit

[white vale]

Ignorance does that to a mf

[blissful kiln]

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[vagrant harbor]

So hard to find havok games 🙁

[white vale]

Next try saying that all the balkan nations are the same and try not to get murdered

[ripe tangle]

like a dozen or so African countries that’re like 90% Arab too….

[stuck phoenix]

Those ads saying to help Africa on their way to present the worst of the worst conditions as the entirety of Africa

[ripe tangle]

easy to mistake for the Middle East, but it’s not

[shy sandal]

Shoutout to Angola, and Senegal.

No reason in particular, just shoutout to my fellow lusophones

[ripe tangle]

I know a guy from Zimbabwe

[blissful kiln]

muslims did a lot of conquering back in the day

[shy sandal]

Egypt be like:

[stuck phoenix]

It’s like 2cm away I think (I haven’t looked at that section of the map in a while)

[ripe tangle]

Northern Africa is mostly Muslim, Southern Africa is mostly Christian, East and West Africa is a mix of both depending on the country, region, and tribe, like in Nigeria for example, the Northern parts of the country are almost all Muslims, and thr Southern part of the country by the Coast is heavily Christian.

[inner nimbus]

I mean there's people who think that Europe as a whole is country

[ripe tangle]

Who!?!

[inner nimbus]

and I've heard people who still think Japan is communist

[stuck phoenix]

I am not being grouped with the French thanks

[stuck phoenix]

Americans

[white vale]

We've already agreed that americans are not to be taken seriously

[shy sandal]

Do you think africans look at Europe like it's a bunch of moustache man in suits who ho "hurrgen fliiergen durrgen"?

[ripe tangle]

Who the fuck!?!

[inner nimbus]

dumb people online

[stuck phoenix]

They are stupid as shit

[ripe tangle]

I live in the US, I don’t know a single person who thinks unironically that Europe is a country -_-

[blissful kiln]

whar

[inner nimbus]

ignorance is alive and well and humanity is dumb

[stuck phoenix]

Lucky you I guess

[shy sandal]

People, we all know it's americans, don't need to hide it

[stuck phoenix]

Not lucky for being over there

[blissful kiln]

I know americans believe China and Russia are communist

but Japan?

wut

[stuck phoenix]

I’ve seen someone call France communist

[ripe tangle]

despite the sterotype, people here do know there’s a world outside the country -_-

[white vale]

The US is 50 different countries pretending to be one

You just live in one of the brighter parts

[white vale]

I've seen people call italians black

[ripe tangle]

Russia hasn’t been Communist since the early 90s and China pretends to be Communist but is really a mix of Capitalist and Conservative….

[shy sandal]

I think my only ignorant statement is that eastern europeans are incredibly racist and xenophobic.

Idk if that's true, but it has been my experience with them online

[inner nimbus]

bro apparently the people from my country aren't white

[stuck phoenix]

Don’t they think Israel is their greatest ally despite the fact they’ve been on the other side the most

[spare ether]

butthole shit

[ripe tangle]

what country are you from?

[inner nimbus]

meanwhile my skin color goes well with my titanium white walls

[inner nimbus]

Bosnia

apparently some people think Slavs are not white

[stuck phoenix]

Something tells me your biggest ally is probably whoever’s been on your side the most

[ripe tangle]

Bosnians are literally Slavs though…

and Slavs are white

[blissful kiln]

it's mostly true

[shy sandal]

They're like... Pale, wtf?

[ripe tangle]

Again, who the fuck thinks that!?!

[white vale]

It's true, I'm eastern european

[inner nimbus]

very stupid people

[stuck phoenix]

They do competitive racism over there

[blissful kiln]

americans don't even know what "white" means tbh

it's a dumb distinction and always was

[stuck phoenix]

They think if it isn’t full on white it isn’t white

[shy sandal]

They thought italians and the irish weren't white till the 50s

[inner nimbus]

fwiw I only grew up in Bosnia and I have no idea what its like in other countries but I can attribute that a lot to toxic masculinity

[ripe tangle]

I keep hearing you say “Americans this” and “Americans that” and making wild claims that are just… untrue

[somber stream]

Americans

[white vale]

Which state are you from

[ripe tangle]

most of the people I know personally are American and don’t believe in the shit ya’ll are saying…

[ripe tangle]

Texas

[blissful kiln]

there's always exceptions to every rule

[ripe tangle]

but that shouldn’t matter

[inner nimbus]

being a man in Bosnia has lead to certain standards being placed on me and cus I didn't follow them, I was seen as not a true man or feminine

[stuck phoenix]

Most that you know

[vagrant harbor]

Lol were not communist, conservative (by western standard) yes, but certainly not communist.

[coarse tree]

If you've lost all faith in humanity, can you then go into the negative? Cause fuck bois this chat is doing it if so.

[inner nimbus]

oh I know, I'm not saying you are just, moreso illustrating that ignorance is everywhere and exists about everything

[white vale]

I know a guy from Texas and he proudly exemplifies every single texan stereotype in existence lmao

[shy sandal]

I can see that especially with Russia... The amount of Z brainwashing there is crazy

[ripe tangle]

I’m just saying, right now, when I’ve gone to Germany, France, and the UK, not a single fucking person I told back home in the US about thought that Europe was a single fucking country -_- and they all knew thise countries existed.

[inner nimbus]

but yeah, a lot of men in my country were brought up a certain way and deviation from it was mocked and punished

[civic otter]

Balkan brother detected

[white vale]

Jokes aside, smart people tend to stick around with smart people and not notice the stupid ones if they don't have to interact with them. There are plenty of monumentally stupid people in Poland, but I don't personally know any of them.

[inner nimbus]

for ex., I wasn't into sports, I was pretty emotional, I like the color purple, I like tech, I had a crisis of faith

[ripe tangle]

something I do know though, there are stupid people in every country…

[inner nimbus]

and for all of that I was ridiculed by a lot of the boys my age and the men older than me

and this lasted through elementary and all the way till high school

now like, it doesn't impact me anymore, but I can deffo see why men grow up toxic here

[blissful kiln]

I remember our PE teacher didn't understand why I didn't want to play football

[stuck phoenix]

Dogshit sport

[inner nimbus]

I don't like sports in general

what I did like is freerunning

[blissful kiln]

buh buh buh, boys like football, wdym, go be a goalkeeper

[stuck phoenix]

Same badminton’s fine though

[inner nimbus]

but yknow, thats not typical and weird so fuck this guy

[blissful kiln]

Volleyball > football

[civic otter]

Weightlifting

[shy sandal]

Honestly, i think smart people just avoid dumb people, because dumb people try to use smart words to sound intellectual, but their points still make no fucking sense.

It's like putting 5 kg of frosting on a 500g cake. Meanwhile a smart person can dumb statements down to the point a 5th grader can understand what they're saying

[ripe tangle]

my brother has been hosting this guy from the Netherlands, and I swear to god, all this man knows is Football/Soccer and his favorite FC.

and I can’t relate since I’m not a fan.

[white vale]

Truth cyclonic torpedo

[marsh iris]

gaming

[white vale]

Ballin' even

[ripe tangle]

I’m pretty sure I’m stupid myself.

or at least that I’m not smart.

[inner nimbus]

fine line between ignorance and arrogance

[stuck phoenix]

No stupid is extremely far down

[rare pulsar]

Im sure im dumb ad

[white vale]

Realizing your limits is the first step to being smart

[inner nimbus]

its fine to be ignorant, but arrogance is a killer

[civic otter]

It's the same story in all the balkan countries tbh just in varying degrees. I was lucky to be born with a large frame and started weightlifting at 14 so i avoided most of these issues despite super giga nerd nature

People assumed

[white vale]

Actual idiots do not have the mental capacity to realize that they might actually be idiots most of the time

[rare pulsar]

Ignorance is bliss

[shy sandal]

To admit you're stupid means you want to learn, automatically making you smarter than the people who claim they are smart, but never challenge that

[ripe tangle]

I have no idea where I am Intellectually, I just figure there are smarter people than me out there and that there’s more I don’t and can’t know than I ever will; therefore I’m not all that bright.

besides, sometimes I struggle with things that come easy to others.

[rare pulsar]

But for real sometimes you just look into someones eyes while you talk to them and theres just nothing behind there at all.

[ripe tangle]

is that not a hallmark of idiocy?

[inner nimbus]

I think for me there was also a jealousy thing. I was fit, blonde and pretty charming and outgoing. ironically enough, cus of all the shit I went through in school, I'd say I'm more of an introvert nowadays

[stuck phoenix]

As does everyone

[inner nimbus]

and no I'm not blonde anymore, I'm like a dirty blonde and Im kinda fat ngl lmao

[marsh iris]

introverts

[shy sandal]

I used to be a balconist, i have seen that stare too many times.

[ripe tangle]

I’m actually quite extroverted irl.

[blissful kiln]

I'm an introvert but all my friends call me an extrovert

WHAT AM I

[white vale]

Intelligence comes in many shapes and forms. Some people suck at most things but shine at one. Some people are bad at literally everything but still have enough insight and self-awareness to form an advanced view of reality.

[rare pulsar]

Yeah freaks me tf out

[marsh iris]

because friend

[ripe tangle]

an ambiavert?

[white vale]

Ryan Gosling

[civic otter]

People raised the way we are repress a lot so it's no wonder mate. My looks, childhood innocence and growing up my false personality for family and "friends" were all that kept me well respected and unquestioned here (still do but now that i'm older i stopped caring and people don't question it)

[shy sandal]

Introversion means you internalize thoughts before acting, extrovert means you act as you think extarnalizing your thoughts.

[ripe tangle]

Not exactly, but okay.

if that’s what you want to think it means.

[inner nimbus]

aye, and I was too naive to realize thats what would've saved me. I was earnest to a fault and saw the good in everyone

[shy sandal]

It is the logic i give people who don't know which they are.

Do you plan things before doing them more often, or do you think and immediately do or say what you are thinking

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/rahhh-gif-1666199414860131916

[civic otter]

It's a shame yknow, you get dunked on for trying to be a good, honest man in life. This is why i'm trying my best to move out soon, i hope you got your stuff in order though, as you want your life to be

[inner nimbus]

maybe not to move out soon but I damn well know I ain't dying in this country as its citizen

[ripe tangle]

Introversion and Extroversion are personality traits that are based on how we socialize; they’re not really about internal and external thinking.

[civic otter]

Haha yeah i get it. Maybe someday.

[rare pulsar]

Big chungus

[ripe tangle]

You can be a deep thinker and still be extroverted, conversly, you can be a dolt and be an introvert.

[white vale]

Personally I like to think that maybe people aren't ones and zeroes that can be easily stuffed into camp A or camp B all the time

Various classifications are generally made up and there's often a lot of nuance there

[long sigil]

hot fix

again

we need real hot one

[marsh iris]

oh

[rare pulsar]

Yeah putting people in boxes succs

[white vale]

Content where

[long sigil]

no new

[white vale]

🥀

[surreal urchin]

I’m so done with helldivers

[ripe tangle]

True, and to oversimplify and make up defintions in an incorrect way only spreads ignorance.

[surreal urchin]

Just got banned again for literally nothing

[civic otter]

Same, i honestly find it too hard to classify someone when i get to know them better, so i just ask them questions about themselves, form that unique opinion of them

[stuck phoenix]

Doubt that

[white vale]

That tends to happen when being a moderator is an unpaid job

[inner nimbus]

who knows, if this Twitch and YT thing takes off, first I gotta get my arm back in full swing, and then I gotta take care of smth personal

after that? well, aside from my job, nothing is holding me to this country, not even my parents all that much

[surreal urchin]

Anyone in the low sodium discord and wanna check what rule 8 and 12 was

[shy sandal]

I mean true, but, people have a tendency to lean into one or the other so we generalise by saying one or the other... It's not like an introvert can't have externalized actions socially, it's just they tendency is more to A, rather then B.

But i do understand how people can just simplify that to stereotypes often

[rare pulsar]

Nah theyll ban u for notjing for real

[inner nimbus]

Which is sad, knowing one day I'll take a final step outside that childhood home of mine on that hill

[rare pulsar]

I got permabanned and i dont even know why to this day.

And dont even care

[inner nimbus]

whats low sodium, sry?

[ripe tangle]

And I’m saying, that to base it off of whether or not we consider consequences of our actions to be incorrect and ignorant.

[inner nimbus]

also fucking I wish Discord would change that

if I get banned in Minecraft

[tacit geode]

Blessed kitefin giving us another fix thats temperature can be debated

[rare pulsar]

The only server i ever got banned on:helldivers

[inner nimbus]

theres a message that says you are banned for XYZ

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway I’m out gotta paint my Skitarii that sits at my TV

[inner nimbus]

and Discord can't implement smth similar

[marsh iris]

no sodium in darktide discord, its 100% poop

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gif-21696855

[inner nimbus]

we already put ban reasons for all bans why not just show them to the banned users aaaaaaaaaaa

this app is assssssss

[elder hare]

uhoh

[white vale]

Low salt, aka mostly devoid of butthurt

[ripe tangle]

You can still be considerate of actions with extroversion, introversion doesn’t exclude you from proness of thinking before acting either.

[rare pulsar]

Ah sweet poop

[blissful kiln]

Discord mobile 💀

[little marten]

What deep philosophical topic are we on atm

[fleet rampart]

Got back into darktide I like the new class but god playing Uprising was boring

[civic otter]

Yeah i understand, good luck. I have high chances of moving to canada next year after i get my diploma. Been making some plans with a family member

[white vale]

Sociopathic mods can't larp as infallible cosmic arbitrators if you know why they ban you

[marsh iris]

no idea im eating potato wheel crackers and watch you guys yap

[little marten]

standard

[inner nimbus]

god power tripping mods don't make sense to me at all

[marsh iris]

laid back in shrimp posture

[ripe tangle]

Some people simply let power go to their heads.

[shy sandal]

Sorry, I meant those mostly in social scenarios, humans have both extroverted and introverted thinking, but in social occasions they might lean to one or the other more as they see more comfortable.

[inner nimbus]

but then again I'd rather they power trip somewhere harmless where we can laugh at them than idk at work or in the government where people can actually get hurt

[little marten]

For the kittens, of course

[nocturne horizon]

nice patch note, hows those arbites cosmetics coming along then

[elder hare]

powertripping is hysterical, like bro your pp so small that having any authority gives you the gumption to be a dick hahahaha

catch a quick fist to the mouf equalizes everyone

[white vale]

They're a very simple phenomenon actually. Being a mod is unpaid, so normal people usually won't bother. This leaves the people who feel weak and hurt by society. They will grasp at any oppurtunity to exert power over others.

[shy sandal]

The lack of power in their lives makes them want to leverage power wherever they can.

[inner nimbus]

best of luck to ya, if I end up moving anywhere it'll be thanks to friends or my girlfriend...or my own achievements

a hard road but a worthy goal to get out of this shithole of a country

[nocturne horizon]

almost been a year since arbites came out, and no cosmetics, lazy sharks

[tame hemlock]

pretty sure fatshark doesnt want money

[white vale]

Truth virus bomb

[nocturne horizon]

why would they want my money, i dont want to give my money

[elder hare]

they probably saw how hard people were memeing on the red outfit

[white vale]

They should've just given us a blue outfit duh

It fits the cop fit

[rare pulsar]

Why tf the drip so expensive then?

[nocturne horizon]

maybe if they didnt blow all their savings on that year long vacation we would have good arbites cosmetics by now

[tacit geode]

Can you believe it arbites released 3 years ago and there have been no cosmetics

[surreal urchin]

I’m gonna say this is as nicely as possible it’s because they’re all tards on a power trip with their moral high ground

[shy sandal]

Jesse, why are you blue?

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-eiffel65-gif-14330492

[nocturne horizon]

i know right, no compromise either

[little marten]

Baffles me that a gaming company takes vacation in 2025, gamers are the biggest spenders so they should go all in on appeasing us

[elder hare]

rip, broken link lets laugh

[marsh iris]

preach

[somber stream]

Fuck my Vencord broke

[surreal urchin]

Any more helldivers discords I’m gonna go for a full sweep

[nocturne horizon]

i know right, its almost like they care about their own employees, which is actually heresy

pump out those cosmetics

[elder hare]

i thought they dont do their cosmetics and its all outsourced

[shy sandal]

Guys, i dunno if i'm mentally prepared for Lucia's Philosophical Truth Nuke

[little marten]

They can care for them by giving them a lunch budget or something, don’t know why having them out of the office is considered good business

[rare pulsar]

I dont know what it is with them but its legit the only server to ever ban me.

[nocturne horizon]

explains the gimp recolored red version of the arbites that never came out

[ripe tangle]

Introversion and Extroversion are simply personality traits that determines preferred method of Socialization, introverts tend to have preferances for internal social stimulation whilst extroverts feel more fulfilled with external social interactions.

Introverts tend to prefer things on their own terms and to speak in smaller groups or settings. Extroverts prefer more social interaction with otherd and have tendencies to speaking with larger pools of people; they take more comfort on doing so and as such have a larger social battery.

Anything that deviates from this concept, especially concepts that determine one as smarter or more of a thinker than the other is fundamentally incorrect when describing the differences between the two.

[stuck phoenix]

I lost my sprue cutter

[white vale]

Gonna be a banger on the same level as that one time when a guy in another server wrote a thesis on bimbos

[stuck phoenix]

Shit

[marsh iris]

paintbucket tool, red, profit!!

[surreal urchin]

Like I said dude they’re power tripping on their moral high ground it blows my mind I don’t care how progressive you are don’t scan my shit to ban me

[elder hare]

it breaks down to validation

Whether endothermic or exothermic

[wooden creek]

We don't know the exact ratio of outsourcing or the exact workflow.

[shy sandal]

I have nothing to say to that, you worded better than i have been trying to.

Brain fart

[wooden creek]

All we know is that there are a good chunk of 3D outsourcing studios credited on the project, and in the case of some sets we know which studio made them

[nocturne horizon]

no in house modeler in a game development company is actually a fallacy

[rare pulsar]

The only thing that bothers me is that their discord server is the only way they contact the players. So only bootlicking yes-mans can stay.

[white vale]

We know that every single piece must be individually approved by the high lords of Terra (GW) to ensure that it doesn't break the lore, like female custodes

[little marten]

I suspect the workflow on Darktide is slovenly to say the least. Given at least 4 different externals.

[elder hare]

You leave our sisters alone

[wooden creek]

I mean FS would need to assign somebody to help the outsourcing studios set up a technical workflow for the cosmetics, at least

[ripe tangle]

wait, is that still a thing or was it retconned?

[wooden creek]

and provide concept art and so on

[elder hare]

From a business perspective it's pretty smart to outsource on a contractual basis-- provide x amount of outfits per y time, and we'll pay you z. Clauses and addendums get passed to legal

[shy sandal]

Tzeenchian tomfoolery, we don't know

[white vale]

Honestly I don't know and don't care, I run a Dark Heresy game and I pretend that the primarchs are all dead

[blissful kiln]

Female Custodes have always existed, you FASCIST

[shy sandal]

Peak Heresy mentioned

[white vale]

Of course, ||once Chaos manifests something, it has always existed||

[wooden creek]

All the faces are inhouse, I think

[little marten]

Female custodes is a non-issue, GW need to have the courage to give us what we want; child space marines

[wooden creek]

Most(some?) of the hair is done by Airship

[elder hare]

Well we have emperors children

[unique folio]

what if we made the rejects out of uranium so they die of radiation poisoning

[white vale]

Ah yes the Xeelee Sequence

[ripe tangle]

which is the worst Chaos God to follow?

objectively I mean

[wooden creek]

Emperor

[somber stream]

Filthy Heretic

[elder hare]

Objectively Tzeentch

[marsh iris]

rebrand to emperor's kids

[little marten]

I can float some names by GW to launch some child chapters;

The death rattlers
Milk drinkers
Emperors teddies

[elder hare]

The Tiny Terrors

[unique folio]

tzeentch or slaneesh probably

[little marten]

Child CSM legion that

[shy sandal]

Khorne or Tzeench, and i like Khorne

[marsh iris]

child csm legion biting ankles

[white vale]

Tzeentch would be funny at least

I feel like Slaanesh would be the worst

[elder hare]

Yeah Tzeench would turn your blood to acetone at random just to see what would happen, or make your brain outta worms. At least the others have some upsides, he's just the facet of change and more often than not for the worse

[ripe tangle]

I was accused of worshipping Khorne once, a Living Saint came before me, beat my ass; and left as quickly as she appeared, I then lost my thirst for blood.

[little marten]

Slaneesh worshipers trying to batch cook for a week 💀

[ripe tangle]

Praise the God Emperor.

[elder hare]

So you got dommed

[ripe tangle]

NO

[shy sandal]

Would it though, you'd be so doped up, you'd prolly get used to the pain and torture, not immune to feeling it, just used to it.

Tzeench can just fuck you over for a practical joke

[ripe tangle]

I DO THE DOMMING AROUND HERE.

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspicious-sus-cat-suspicious-cat-cat-gif-15637575443049614039

[little marten]

Get the moderators on the vox

[white vale]

Imperial equivalent of showing LiveLeak videos to a child who played GTA once and thought that killing people is cool

[elder hare]

All my links are broken, F

[marsh iris]

dommy

[unique folio]

i respect slaneesh's hedonism minmaxxing but i like actually feeling stuff

[elder hare]

I feel like worshipping Slaanesh is like a slow suicide by death grip

[shy sandal]

I feel Khorne would be a lot of screaming and constant pain unless you were fighting

[white vale]

Slaanesh's unending hedonism would slowly erode and pervert everything that makes you you. The same could be said for the other three, but Slaanesh I feel would be the most insidious and ultimately dehumanizing.

[surreal urchin]

Real I don’t wanna say it but everyone of the mods in the big ones is woke not that that’s bad just why are you getting so worked up over me saying something or someone’s tarded why do you give a shit what my profile looks like

[ripe tangle]

Worshipping any of the Chaos Gods is a form of Suicide, because worshipping them means I’m going to brutally murder you.

[elder hare]

Khorne's honestly the weakest of the Chaos Gods-- being the aspect of warfare, slaughter, battles is incredibly transient. Even in the 40k setting, all battles are a limited state of being with very rare exceptions

[ripe tangle]

in the Emperor’s Name, obviously.

[shy sandal]

Depends on what you value the most, your dignity or your sanity at the end of the day

[white vale]

You're losing both buddy

[elder hare]

He's also a simp for Blood Angels too, massive L

[marsh iris]

wonder if theres a moderate chaos worshippers, all we had so far are like extremists

[ripe tangle]

I should probably sleep soon.

[shy sandal]

Hey, don't diss Sanguinius like that

[elder hare]

Plenty, because the Imperium will label you as a heretic even if you decide to not pay a tithe

[ripe tangle]

Should I bathe first though?

[white vale]

It's called the early stages of Chaos worship

[elder hare]

Yes, please do it stinks in here

[shy sandal]

Ik, i accepted that long ago (I would choose nurgle though)

[white vale]

Yea in blood

[ripe tangle]

to bathe with soap and water, to cleanse my skin and hair; it wards off Chaos’ taint; cleanliness is a form of holiness afterall.

[tacit geode]

Your moderate chaos worship is like some homeless guy that lives in a planet that got taken over by a chaos uprising

He's still homeless of course.

[elder hare]

def not a diss, Sang is/was the best Primarch with the coolest aesthetic, just any chaos god simping for a "lesser being" and being rejected is a double L

[delicate fox]

i always thought it was just a never-ending rage that would keep intensifying

[shy sandal]

LOL

[somber stream]

That's us everytime Fatshark cock up the game

[elder hare]

Do like we do and oil up, good for the skin as well

[white vale]

Only if your name is Skarbrand

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/idfk-gif-3761179052566277881

me

[white vale]

Embed failure

Burn this user at the stake

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[elder hare]

Did they remove gifs?

[somber stream]

They did

[delicate fox]

you can't post images or gifs in this channel anymore

[shy sandal]

They rationed it

[ripe tangle]

I actually prefer hot water if possible; oil is too greasy.

[unique folio]

aw damnit they dont let you use /wordle

[somber stream]

Remember what they took from us

[ripe tangle]

this is a fr though, am I weird for taking cold showers?

[unique folio]

no

[elder hare]

No, it's actually quite healthy

Hot water is bad for skin and hair

[ripe tangle]

because I do this in real life; I start with hot water and end with cold water

[marsh iris]

someone i know took hot shower before sleep and got a massive migraine

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF-vXwpdGJw

Reminds me of this particular case

[ripe tangle]

soaking in hot water is still the nicest feeling ever though.

[unique folio]

hot showers will KILL YOU raaah

[shy sandal]

It helps with blood circulation and the burning of brown fat in your body

[ripe tangle]

but I do that rarely as a treat, not as my regular form of bathing.

[white vale]

Hot water lulls you into the soft embrace of decay, a cold shower sharpens the senses and clears the mind

[elder hare]

its good to help lactic acid break down in muscles, especially after training/working out, but our bodies aren't meant to be in heat that long, especially with no protection

[marsh iris]

boiling showers

[shy sandal]

Is this why the Emperor doesn't pay heating for the lower levels, praised be!

[marsh iris]

[surreal urchin]

Slightly chilly showers are where it’s at

[ripe tangle]

Did I ever tell ya’ll about my Onsen experience?

[surreal urchin]

Feels like your bathing in a river

[unique folio]

get yourself a shower that can only go either boiling or freezing and start praying

[elder hare]

Fun fact-- the reason we like hot showers is a psychological phenomenon when we want physical contact due to mental stress but also the fear of being rejected, whether minutely or grossly. Its like a free constant hug without judgement, and it feels good too

[ripe tangle]

when I went to Japan when I was about 14ish?

I was in the Onsen and the steam from the hot water made me pass out; I felt light headed and just fell asleep randomly lol.

[elder hare]

Anime gets it wrong, hot baths are supposed to be 15 mins max unfortunately

[marsh iris]

are you sure thats not chloroform fumes

[ripe tangle]

How long do they do that stuff in anime!?!

[shy sandal]

Great, another reason to why i am a lonely grutting karker

[delicate fox]

oh

[white vale]

So hot showers are for virgins basically

[elder hare]

However long it takes for the gooners

[ripe tangle]

I was there for idk how long

[jaunty path]

Did someone say gooning

[ripe tangle]

I’m telling you from personal experience, the public baths are mostly little kids and old people.

the two groups we really shouldn’t be gooning.

[elder hare]

Oh I meant for anime in specific, irl you def dont wanna goon in the sauna/onsen

[jaunty path]

Untimely sonic post

[surreal urchin]

Who’s gonna stop you

[jaunty path]

[shy sandal]

Emperor's children aaah move

[white vale]

I will, the cybermastiff is already on its way

[jaunty path]

Tear his weener off and eat it

[elder hare]

Do cyberpeepees exist in Wh40k like in Cyberpunk

[jaunty path]

100%

[white vale]

Everybody a heretic until the arbitrator screams "NUTS"

[shy sandal]

Yes, but only for nobility.... prolly

[jaunty path]

There are 10000000% cyber dicks in 40k

[surreal urchin]

I’ll goon with metalboy

[marsh iris]

should i delete

its very untimely

[jaunty path]

If you want to

[white vale]

Never delete your posts, take the shame like a man

[ripe tangle]

anyway I went to Japan, France, UK, Germany all one time, I went to South Korea 3 times, and Canada about 7 or 8 times.

[surreal urchin]

Talk about traveling sheesh

[elder hare]

My condolences

[ripe tangle]

I want to travel more

[surreal urchin]

You must have a good job cause that sounds hella expensive

[jaunty path]

Wow Lucia went to Japan 8 times!

[ripe tangle]

I don’t

[shy sandal]

I visited France, England and the U.S. once.

Argentina denied me entry and Paraguay i went... 4 times

[elder hare]

Meanwhile Europeans just hop on a train to go to places

[ripe tangle]

Inonly went there once

[jaunty path]

Lmao

Mmm

[surreal urchin]

Is it just good saving? I wanna travel like that

[ripe tangle]

Where are you from?

[jaunty path]

I want Pizza

Oh Pizza Servitor!!!

[shy sandal]

I wish i could move to Germany, ngl. But they prolly won't like me there

[shy sandal]

Brazil

[jaunty path]

O7

[ripe tangle]

half of that was me being a kid and someone else paying; the other half was me going when I had money and time

[elder hare]

I had brazilian/german friend at a restaurant i worked at, dude was cool af. Not sure why they wouldnt like you

[jaunty path]

had

[shy sandal]

Brazil has a.... reputation with immigrants.

I know the Italians fucking hate us for it

[somber stream]

Why?

[white vale]

Why on Earth would you wanna go there

[surreal urchin]

Beer and pretzels duh

[jaunty path]

You can get that anywhere.

[ripe tangle]

I’d like to go to every continent at least once, so far I’ve got North Anerica, Europe, and Asia down, got a few more to go though.

[shy sandal]

My family originates from there

[jaunty path]

But germany has fine beer

[ripe tangle]

I heard Chile can be nice

[somber stream]

Just come through the proper channel and you're set tbh, Germany is quite open

[white vale]

There's vodka and pierogi right next door and without the added street violence

[surreal urchin]

The street violence is the best part

[jaunty path]

Did someone say street violence

[surreal urchin]

I wanna be in a bar fight

But only if I’m winning

[ripe tangle]

please no

[jaunty path]

Oh Brick Throwing Servitor!!

[shy sandal]

My uncle has been trying to get a citizenship through my grandfather's papers. But he hasn't gotten any luck.

Either way, i intend on learning a third language, might aswel be german

[ripe tangle]

I work as a Bartender, plesse no

god no

[somber stream]

Yeah! Throw the chair out of the window for no reason

[ripe tangle]

no bar fight

[surreal urchin]

Guessing you’ve seen quite a few lol

[elder hare]

no one wins in a bar fight, even if youre defensive everyone hates you for killing the vibes

[shy sandal]

My parents visited Chile once, they said it's very nice.

Peru aswel

[surreal urchin]

Valid

[ripe tangle]

kinda? not really though

[stuck wasp]

Bar fights are scary, there's always someone that pull a knife at some point, or break some glasses to brandish it 💀

[white vale]

Bar fights are fun, getting mugged on the street in the middle of the day isn't

[jaunty path]

Me channeling Kazuma Kiryu:

[surreal urchin]

What about a gay bar maybe it’s different in one of those

[elder hare]

Nah used to work at a bar and lemme tell you waking up with a broken knuckle SUCKS

[somber stream]

If you want a permanent citizenship. That's certainly doable. But will require you to earn a certain amount for about 6-7 years of constantly staying in Germany

[jaunty path]

Normal activities

[marsh iris]

barf fight

[somber stream]

So first business in order: Get a decent paying job

[stuck phoenix]

Man I love the look of unthinned white scar paint

[elder hare]

step 2: profit

[marsh iris]

this guy jobs

[shy sandal]

That's already on my list, lol

[ripe tangle]

I work behind the bar, I don’t really do fighting; Instesd I call security; and if things are really out of hand I call the police.

[elder hare]

worst and best job ever

[jaunty path]

Normal Bar activities

[white vale]

Buy a bandolier of flashbangs

[surreal urchin]

Life’s too expensive think I’m just gonna start doing heroin

[somber stream]

You're already 50% there if you have a decent paying job lol. The rest is language and culture, which is very easy imo

[marsh iris]

wheres the flamer under the counter when you need one

[ripe tangle]

people think it’s all party and fun, it’s really just A LOT of work.

[lilac crag]

you're a bartender? explains why you have lots of things to talk about

[elder hare]

the hours suck and having to take buyback shots kill the desire to drink

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, and thanks.

[lilac crag]

I felt like you had some training in conversations

[ripe tangle]

lmao, I throw those out or give them to kitchen staff.

[elder hare]

Just get some of that 150 proof and a lighter, instant heretic deletion

[jaunty path]

When you're a Bartender you have free range on a large assortment of drinks- as long as the manager doesn't find out...

[surreal urchin]

Sounds like the perfect job for alcoholics

[marsh iris]

are there people seeking info and quests from you as the bartender?

[ripe tangle]

I don’t drink on the job…

[ripe tangle]

lmao I wish

[jaunty path]

(Obviously yeah lmao)

[elder hare]

the bartender who trained me used to give me jameson shots every 30 mins and we'd chase em down with coors, the boss yelled at us for going through two bottles a night but dude was the most functional alcoholic ive ever met, walked out the same way he walked in

[shy sandal]

I think culture might be 50% there since i live in one of the places with the highest amount of german immigrants on the country... And also slavs, there's a lot of slavs here holy shit

So basically, Berlin 2.0

[jaunty path]

I haven't even thought about Bartending outside of just making drinks tbh

[ripe tangle]

half my job is crowd control, the other half is cleaning.

[somber stream]

A lot of German in Brazil? Interesting

[jaunty path]

Being surrounded by and managing a horde of drunk assholes is definitely stressful

[somber stream]

We go around huh

[ripe tangle]

I have to clean up after myself and the customers all day lmao

[surreal urchin]

Functional alcoholic are a different breed

Usually cool people too

[white vale]

Buy a full set of carapace armor and a shotgun with rubber slugs

[jaunty path]

Until they're not

[marsh iris]

frag rounds

[elder hare]

oh god replacing the beer kegs and getting geysered, to spend 8+ hours smelling like rank beer hahaha

[shy sandal]

RGS is the largest concentration of them. look up New Petropolis in google images, that's in Brazil

[white vale]

Those are reserved for muggers

[jaunty path]

Drunk smell

Eugh

[ripe tangle]

Happened to me last weekend 😂

you think you twist the nozzel on right and suddenly you use it and… now you have beer all over ya

[elder hare]

and it just. doesnt. stop.

[ripe tangle]

and the whole time before you keep wondering why the PSI is off

So you totally see it coming

[elder hare]

LMAO

did your bartender ever throw empty bottles at you as a form of game? i swear it was a perverse joy on his part

[jaunty path]

Is it one of those large bottles

I wanna try Vodka

[shy sandal]

Also... Argentina is right there so...

[ripe tangle]

I am the bartender, and I would never do that.

[sonic jay]

okay 12 updates in 3 days what the hell did they break?

[ripe tangle]

I’m….. uhhh… kind of too nice to do shit like that?

[somber stream]

Very true, i forgot about that

[elder hare]

i worked in a duplex and the bartender above us used to come down and make a game of it to entertain guests, needless to say it got old fast

[jaunty path]

Gets bored and starts juggling expensive alochol

[ripe tangle]

I’m not going to let people walk all over me, but I’m not violent or malicious nor would risk hurting people, even as a gag.

[elder hare]

You tell em

[jaunty path]

I would just keep a nuke on the table to keep everyone in check

[ripe tangle]

always remember, don’t take shit, don’t start it either.

it’s kind of an unwritten rule

[shy sandal]

Dude, it's everyone moved to here after losing in WW2

We got Italians, Germans, The Japanese

[sonic jay]

ngl id have decked the asshat after the first time.. thats just personified insanity if he thought it was "entertainment"

[jaunty path]

Can I eat shit though

[ripe tangle]

all three of which had established communities in Brazil long before WW2

[jaunty path]

Wait he THREW. BOTTLES AT PEOPLE?

[white vale]

Just throw a bottle back

[shy sandal]

Joke ruiner

[jaunty path]

OH NO

[ripe tangle]

Sorry Armetz

[sonic jay]

nah straight to knockout and then call the bin he escaped from

[elder hare]

We had recycle bins and he'd toss em at the other bartenders to "lay-up" them in the bins, I was the only other dude there working (college kid at the time) and was pretty good with my hands, guests loved it

but the more drinks got involved, hands dont stay steady

[jaunty path]

Define

Toss........

[somber stream]

Not doing too hot as of late. Until the Chainsaw man took over, heard the place is getting better now

[shy sandal]

I shall write a letter with a lot of bad words to your superior. There's gonna be a lot of horns, beeps, and cheeta sound effects on that letter

[ripe tangle]

@elder hare I don’t flair much, people like that I’m friendly and that’s enough, if I try to flair I just look clumsy, lose track of what I’m doing, and look kind of cringe.

[jaunty path]

Broken glass keeps playing in my mind

[somber stream]

Actually i know an Argentinian, last time guy said he was going somewhere and hasn't came online since hmmmmm

[jaunty path]

Sent away

[elder hare]

yeah he was a big flair drunk tbf, and i was cocky as hell-- i think people are confusing it with being beamed. But it was still dangerous

[shy sandal]

Just slander argentinian football players and he will spawn back

[white vale]

Man I love living in a country where I can walk alone at night without fearing for my life

[somber stream]

Asian?

[white vale]

Poland

[ripe tangle]

I’d rather just make whatever it is people want, do it with a friendly face, people like it if you remember them and guess well on what people like.

[shy sandal]

Can't relate 💔

[somber stream]

Lol

Bobr Kurwa

[elder hare]

this is the way

[somber stream]

It's actually kinda safe in southern Germany too

People usually flocks to the major cities

I can jog at 4Am without getting stabbed yaay

[ripe tangle]

dude, when I was in Southern Germany; people were super friendly with me.

[shy sandal]

Tbf it is safe where i live for all the wrong reasons

[somber stream]

Not many problem in their daily life, see?

[somber stream]

Under protection?

[ripe tangle]

I liked it, some people even seemed to find my attempts at speaking German amusing.

[white vale]

Yea it's mostly Berlin where you have to have a 360 fov

[ripe tangle]

there wasn’t a single time anyone gave me any problem based on my Nationality.

[shy sandal]

Drug trafficking, if you call the attention of the police you get fucking beaten to death

[somber stream]

Yes so "under protection"

[lilac crag]

dark souls

[surreal urchin]

Where do you live man lol

[shy sandal]

Yeah

[somber stream]

We don't do that here

It's Balkan you're refering to

[lilac crag]

brazil

[shy sandal]

OUVIRAM DO IPIRANGA MARGEN PLÁÁÁÁÁCIDAS 🇧🇷

[somber stream]

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

[surreal urchin]

Makes sense

Gotta love Brazil

[lilac crag]

watch it

[somber stream]

Prove me wrong

[ripe tangle]

there was an older lady on the train who was really nice to me, was asking me questions about Texas and told me about how she went to Florida in the 1980s

[white vale]

Come to Brazil

[ripe tangle]

she even hugged me after we departed

[somber stream]

Awww

[shy sandal]

If you think about it.... Brazil is Atoma

And the Arbitrators are BOPE

[lilac crag]

German people treat foreigners like aliens in their country, or so was my experience

[somber stream]

Depends on where you're visiting

[surreal urchin]

Do they got hive cities over there in Brazil

[white vale]

So the arbitrators are in cahoots with the water cartels

Makes sense actually

[shy sandal]

They are in cahoots with the moebian steel cartels (Rejects)

[somber stream]

Lucia here had a good time in southern Germany, not many problem occurred there daily so people are laid back

Major city up north are riddled with issue and high crime rate, you can literally get stabbed for no good reason

[ripe tangle]

my experience, Frankfurt and Mainz were a little dirty but other than that they weren’t too bad, I spent most of my time in small towns and villages though because my friend was having a wedding and my friends live in small wine-country towns.

I spent a good chunk of my time in a small town called Sprendlingen

[surreal urchin]

Wine country is the dream place to live

[shy sandal]

Favelas

[surreal urchin]

I want a villa man

[ripe tangle]

but also found myself in Wollstein and Bad Kreuznach

and for a day I was in Heidelberg, and for another day I was in Worms

[somber stream]

Oh?

When was this?

[ripe tangle]

I spent a total of like 4 days in Mainz and Frankfurt

[ripe tangle]

back in May

of this year

[somber stream]

Dang

Think i join the server around June

[surreal urchin]

What’s the best country you’ve visited?

[somber stream]

Shame, could've show you around

[ripe tangle]

like, best personal experience?

[surreal urchin]

Yeah

[civic otter]

Drunk and drunker everyday for a week and a half man, albanian vacations are something else

[ripe tangle]

either Germany or South Korea

[civic otter]

Going to see stars at this rate

[surreal urchin]

I respect it interesting you said South Korea over Japan though

[somber stream]

Some of the Serb tried to teach me swear words at a bar lol

They made sure i repeat every word perfectly before letting me go

[shy sandal]

My only fear in South Korean is getting murdered by a 13 year old, and all he gets is 2 months of juvenile

[somber stream]

It was an experience for sure

[civic otter]

It's funny, despite the rivalry they are almost just like us. Every swear word rebolves around family and sex

[ripe tangle]

my Mom is Korean, so my experience there is being with extended Family who treats me as a special guest

so I’m a bit biased to put South Korea above

[white vale]

They get detained at a Samsung police station while you're getting buried at a Samsung graveyard

[surreal urchin]

That makes sense

[shy sandal]

Not the samsung graveyard

[white vale]

Paid for by the Samsung government of course

[somber stream]

You're admitting this now

But if a Serb were to say it to your face

You'd probably give him a bloody nose

[civic otter]

I'm more level headed than i seem

But jokes aside it's really just an older generation

My grandfather 100000% would

He is unironically racist towards serbs

Completely

[somber stream]

[civic otter]

Yeah i mean

[shy sandal]

Honestly, having people who can bridge the cultural gap is always a nice thing to have. When i went to Florida i had family who lived there for a while, and my Step Father has friends in Texas and New York

[somber stream]

I miss Serb countryside

[civic otter]

It's hard to blame em either

Serbs commited mega genocide on albania

For 0 reason

And he lived through it

So

🤷‍♂️