general-chat

[somber stream]

Love the mosin

[marsh iris]

i think the ruger ac-556 kinda cool

[ripe tangle]

the BAR was actually a WW1 weapon

[somber stream]

So simple, so deadly

[nocturne bloom]

BAR saw barely any use in ww1 as it was deployed in the fall of 1918 iirc

[ripe tangle]

yeah, but it still counts.

it saw significantly more use in WW2 and Korea

by the time the US was getting involved in Vietnam, it was becoming obsolete.

officially phased out in the early 70s iirc

[nocturne bloom]

Well yea, im just stating that they didnt even get any data off of it from the first war. The browning 50 cal was actually even more so

It was originally made to pen tanks

[stable canopy]

Darktide general chat be talking bout everything but darktide 🥀

[somber stream]

First time?

[stable canopy]

Nah

[somber stream]

Maybe once we get a new update

For now it's 70% random stuff
25% helldivers 2 and 5% tide

[nocturne bloom]

Still think the original browning .50s are amazing. Ones used from way back then are still in service today

Imagine brining your great grandpa's .50 cal to war

[ripe tangle]

I mean, my Great Grandpa was a Tanker in WW2, he probably used the M2 at some point?

I wouldn't know if he ever actually did though

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

My grandpa was apart of the engineer corps

Iirc he was specifically tasked with bridge construction and moving destroyed vehicles

[ripe tangle]

he was a tank commander on an M4 Sherman, which iirc did have a .50 M2 Browning Machine Gun on top of the turret

so it's likely he used it

[marsh iris]

you guys have pretty interesting backgrounds

https://tenor.com/view/superman-flying-gif-23508456

[nocturne bloom]

Most had 2

[somber stream]

👀

[nocturne bloom]

Coax and mounted

[elder merlin]

They are people, thats for sure

[ripe tangle]

right

I forgot about the coaxed gun up front

[lilac crag]

this game fucking sucks

[nocturne bloom]

Unless youre German and like putting port holes on every single side of everything

[lilac crag]

Lucia is more interesting

[somber stream]

Germans and the rest of NATO prefer 7.62

Much more effective when going against waves of infantry

For armour, there's the autocanon and main gun

[stable canopy]

Germany mentioned 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 what the fuck are trains that run on time

[ripe tangle]

my Great Grandpa rode through Italy on an M4 Sherman

my Grandpa was also a Tanker, but he was in the National Guard in the 1960s and he primarily used the M60

[nocturne bloom]

Cant hear you im evaporating people

[marsh iris]

my dad was a captain

[somber stream]

Ehhh with the 50.?

[stuck phoenix]

The .50 cal is better

[somber stream]

Hard to hit things from afar

Used one myself

[nocturne bloom]

One of the longest recorded kills in history was with an M2 homie

[stuck phoenix]

Sherman mentioned what the fuck did Israel do to them

Seriously man they did some weird things

They made the hull shorter

[ripe tangle]

my Grandpa is not Israeli

[stuck phoenix]

They made it an artillery gun

[somber stream]

Yeah but that was modified for sniping. I meant acting its role as a Machine gun to suppress and illiminate target

Not saying it's a bad gun, mind

[ripe tangle]

also yes the Israelis did a lot of weird shit with their vehicles

[stuck phoenix]

Have you seen what they did to the Centurion

They shoved 4 massive rockets onto the thing

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf the firefly was a cool version

[somber stream]

I like what the Israelis did to their APC and tanks, unique design

[stuck phoenix]

Put the gun in sideways

[marsh iris]

yeah they strapped a living armor

[stable canopy]

Vro got sniped instantly

😭

[stuck phoenix]

Have you seen the armoured car that is an American vehicle I think with a main gun from somewhere else and then 2 MG-34s in turrets on the sides

[nocturne bloom]

Greyhound and Staghound my beloved

[stuck phoenix]

A.C.IV sentinel is pretty cool

[thorn nebula]

Meanwhile everyone talking about NATO and WW2, i would say that im a gue'vasa

[somber stream]

Oh no

Tau lover, they multiplies

[marsh iris]

they are truly free

[thorn nebula]

Farsight :)

[stable canopy]

Ew

[grand ore]

Hello everyone

How're we today

[marsh iris]

helo My Name

[grand ore]

Hello when the

[nocturne bloom]

Staghound is mt favorite armored car

[stuck phoenix]

My favourite armoured car is the tiger tank it’s a car guys they weren’t allowed tanks clearly a car

[nocturne bloom]

If only the British didnt claim them

[grand ore]

Question, isn't your PFP an X-Men?

[ripe tangle]

I think so?

[stuck phoenix]

Jubilee

[grand ore]

Yeeeeeah her

I know her from snap

Gotta play that game again

[stuck phoenix]

Damn of all places to know jubilee from

[grand ore]

Got a pretty cool destroy build

[nocturne bloom]

LVT was butt ass ugly imo tho

[grand ore]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nocturne bloom]

Cool vehicle but it's ugly

[elder merlin]

Shagohod

[ripe tangle]

it's basically an iron boat that goes on land

[stuck phoenix]

The LVT (4) is better looking

[ripe tangle]

give it a break, it's a boat first, tank second

[stuck phoenix]

Doesn’t have those ugly machine guns on the back

[nocturne bloom]

Its the tiny ass gun that kills it

Was pretty useful regardless

[stuck phoenix]

37 isn’t it?

[somber stream]

I like the Sd.Kfz. 251. You can put pretty much anything on it

[nocturne bloom]

37 stock

[ripe tangle]

especially in the Pacific when the Americans were Island Hopping so beachheads were frequent

[grand ore]

Do you guys know the Panzerschreck? It chrecks panzers

[marsh iris]

true

[nocturne bloom]

Sturmtiger my beloved

[grand ore]

I saw a whole ass post about this

[ripe tangle]

also did you know the Army fielded about 4 times as many soldiers in the Pacific than there were Marines?

[marsh iris]

is that the one that shoot a big ass shell

that levels a building

[somber stream]

Flammenwerfer? It werf flammen

[ripe tangle]

but the USMC often spearheaded operations so they had higher casualties

[stuck phoenix]

SDKfz 251/21 is pretty cool

[nocturne bloom]

Mortar on wheels

[stable canopy]

The stubby barrel looks kinda funny

[stuck phoenix]

380mm rocket mortar

[nocturne bloom]

You can fit entire people in the bore

[marsh iris]

the answer to infantry urban combat

[grand ore]

" the flammenwerfer it werfers flammen"

[stuck phoenix]

Brummbär is pretty cool the mini Sturmtiger

[somber stream]

You can put pretty much anything in it

Anti tank, anti air, anti infantry, Mobile HQ, Mobile kitchen, Troop carrier

[stuck phoenix]

The SDKfz 251/22 has an Anti tank gun on it

[stable canopy]

wirft Flammen

[stuck phoenix]

Pretty sure one version had a flamethrower

[stable canopy]

Please don’t butcher my beautiful language like that

[somber stream]

I remember a grandpa got his Panther 2 confiscated

[stuck phoenix]

Wasn’t it a Panther G

They never made Panther 2s

[somber stream]

For the joke

[stuck phoenix]

F was the final variation of the Panthers that was made and it only had one made which had its hull and turret put onto Panther G parts

[nocturne bloom]

FT17 will always be my favorite tank ever

Period

Love that little thing

[ripe tangle]

heh, those silly Germans, overengineering tanks so they're more expensive and resource heavy to manufacture, man, and maintain, and while the Allies were overwhelming them in every metric.

there's a reason they only made like 500 Panther Tanks -_-

[marsh iris]

nowadays no more heavy tanks, need more CoD movement speed

[nocturne bloom]

They still do it today, its called the Diesel Jetta

[stable canopy]

I just wish they made the Ratte

[nocturne bloom]

Even if they did it woulda been obliterated

Or got stuck

Or both

[marsh iris]

overengineering is when T-35

[stable canopy]

Yeah but

Big ahh tank

[ripe tangle]

No, that’s a Clown Car combined with Ork brain

[nocturne bloom]

Big ahh explosion

[marsh iris]

such a goofy tank

though i like using it in call to arms

[nocturne bloom]

Russia try to make tracks for tanks that are worth something challenge (impossible)

[somber stream]

The Panther was feared for a reason

[ripe tangle]

ah yes, build a bigger tank, perfect target practice for Allied bombers, also something nice for Allied Soldiers to gawk at when the crews abandon them when they run out of fuel and essential supplies

[elder merlin]

You people sure are sayin some stuff

Numbers and letters

All that jazz

[nocturne bloom]

Was feared until they figured out a counter

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Then they hunted them

[ripe tangle]

turns out the counter is dominate the sky with plane

[marsh iris]

was it the hellcat

[somber stream]

By that point Germany pretty much exhausted its resources, to counter the counter wouldn't be hard for them, but alas

[ripe tangle]

and if you knew just how much the Americans and British jointly dominated the Sky in late war

just…. Seriously, it’s ridiculous

[marsh iris]

hellcat design is pretty interesting, very mobile tank destroyer

[somber stream]

80% of the fight was done in the Eastern Front

[marsh iris]

though it looks like a tank from the outside

[somber stream]

Invading Russia was a mistake lol, it was doomed from the start

[agile crag]

they needed to or theyd lose anyways

[nocturne bloom]

Pershing iirc

[rocky moat]

hellbomb

[ripe tangle]

the only way for Germany to “win” WW2 would be for them to sue or broker for peace after the Battle of France and lick their wounds for a few decades as they bring their resources back up, but the Western Allies wouldn’t accept such a thing, the Soviet Union would have invaded first if they did that somehow anyway, and Hitler and his inner circle certainly wouldn’t have done that as it would have been against how they thought and did things.

otherwise they were always going to fight the World Powers who outclassed them in Resources, Industrial Capability, and Manpower.

basically, WW2 was unwinnable, even when they were winning at the start.

[stuck phoenix]

Germany when the US turns a fridge factory into a Sherman production line in a week

[ripe tangle]

dude, the Industrial Output and Logistics of the US is utterly insane…

there’s a reason every allied Army was using American equipment (including the Soviets)

[nocturne bloom]

Anyone when the washing machine company decides to start making auto cannons

[somber stream]

Basically yes, US's abillity to dish out hundreds of new military hardware every day was unmatched

[nocturne bloom]

To think my microwave was born in the same room as the A10s main weapons

[ripe tangle]

believe it or not, the Soviet Union and later Red China and DPRK were using American Studebaker trucks lend leased to the USSR from WW2 until the 1980s

[obtuse oak]

I forget the exact quote or who said it but whoever called the US a sleeping giant ahead of WW2 was spot on lol

[stuck phoenix]

The Studebaker truck is clearly unmatched

[nocturne bloom]

That was WW1 when Germany hit a civilian ship

[stuck phoenix]

The funny thing is that even if Germany invaded the USSR two years earlier they wouldn’t of done much

[obtuse oak]

WW1 was ahead of WW2, still counts. checkmate atheists

[stuck phoenix]

Because the Germans had the Pz.III and Pz.IV at best

[nocturne bloom]

The Japanese also said it tho

[stuck phoenix]

Meanwhile the Soviets have the Kv-1 and Kv-2

[ripe tangle]

and if Germany never invaded the Soviet Union, Stalin would have invaded the remainder of Poland and later Germany’s territory anyway in just a few years as well.

[nocturne bloom]

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve"

[obtuse oak]

'a rifle behind every blade of grass' lives rent free in my head, that's another japanese quote about the US right?

[stuck phoenix]

US+French forest while fighting Germans

Not a good combo for the Germans

They keep losing that somehow

[rocky moat]

scary fact: there is a france

[marsh iris]

[obtuse oak]

a much more interesting hypothetical is "what would have to happen differently across the past two millenia of European history for the Roman Empire to win WW2?"

[molten matrix]

Oh my reddit!

This is so hecking unchungus

[rocky moat]

i dont have a reddit account sorry

im immune to this insult

[ripe tangle]

imagine being a Japanese General and knowing your army is thinned out and having issues with resources and literally starving at their posts, only to then realize that the US has such a massive surplus they’re literally filling an extra ship with Ice Cream to boost morale XD

[obtuse oak]

haha yeah the ice cream ship was such an amazing flex

[stuck phoenix]

And your super carrier just got soloed by a single submarine

[ripe tangle]

YES

[rocky moat]

now this is true

making a reddit account AS we speak

[marsh iris]

darktide

[somber stream]

No darktide

[rocky moat]

isnt real

[somber stream]

Only random WW2 historical facts

[rocky moat]

darktide isnrt real and it was never real

[lilac crag]

the British don't exist

redcoats aren't real

[rocky moat]

this is also true

[nocturne bloom]

Get darktide out of this server, it doesnt belong here

[obtuse oak]

the extremely overpowered geography and abundance of natural resources of the North American continent was really too much power to put in the hands of aggressively industrial white Europeans who had been fighting over every inch of dirt among themselves for thousands of years. like giving a honey badger the size and strength of a bear. terrible idea

[rocky moat]

yeah this is true make this server hd2 and history posting

[marsh iris]

make darktide happen

[lilac crag]

d*rktide

[rocky moat]

nope we're 1984ing all darktides

[nocturne bloom]

Darktide died, wake up 🗣️

[rocky moat]

there will be no more posting darktide in darktide general chat

[somber stream]

Darktide general chat?

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

You mean hd2-general-chat-04

[rocky moat]

did i say that

[somber stream]

(I jest)

[rocky moat]

idk where that came from whats a darktide

[marsh iris]

hd2-ww1-ww2-general-chat

[nocturne bloom]

Anyways, im drinking nightquil and sleeping, night all

[rocky moat]

exactly

[somber stream]

Goodnight Lamia

[rocky moat]

have fun

[marsh iris]

chug the night

[lilac crag]

sleep well dear friend

don't overextend yourself again

[rocky moat]

im going to drink mysteryy elixir and play hd2

when i decide to get up \

[nocturne bloom]

Were it so easy

[lilac crag]

when she decides to get up

[lilac crag]

remember what we've talked about

I'm here for u

[somber stream]

Man i love honey lemon tea

[rocky moat]

this is truth

[elder merlin]

Just remember, Darktide is temporary, but friendship is forever

[rocky moat]

is a zero temporary

[somber stream]

Maybe Friendship is the tides we made along the way

[marsh iris]

i'd probably leave darktide at some point and never talk in discord ever, same for other games

[rocky moat]

yeah

i dont really even play the game anymore

[lilac crag]

I love darktide

[rocky moat]

hell yeah

[lilac crag]

my self-worth skyrockets

[marsh iris]

it's like when you grow up and never talked to your best friends for decades

[lilac crag]

hell......dive?

[elder merlin]

Your mom is temporary

[rocky moat]

again i ask, is a zero temporary

[vocal dove]

i get stupidly giddy whenever I hear one of my voice actor friends in a game

just stumbled onto Vesper in Tiny Tinas Wonderlands

[lilac crag]

lovely

[elder merlin]

Zero is forever, until you turn it into a 1

[rocky moat]

is that so?

[marsh iris]

steam friend - last online 3746 days ago

[cobalt mauve]

You will go to jail for this emotional damage.

[elder merlin]

Then a 1 is forever, until you turn it into a 2 anyway

[fiery wave]

Depends, some ppl move on completely.

[obtuse oak]

you're friends with VAs?

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[somber stream]

Game might get lame sometime in the future, but if the company is good enough, i wouldn't mind sticking around for a bit

[fiery wave]

Some do so cos what they say will be treated badly cos don't play anymore.

[somber stream]

Oggryn hardly play Darktide these day

[vocal dove]

several

[somber stream]

We still kick ass together in HD2

[obtuse oak]

RIP (he's alive and well, just stopped gaming)

[vocal dove]

edwyn tiong, tiana camacho, kimlinh tran, kira buckland, kayli mills

[somber stream]

Tragic...

Life got to our guy

[obtuse oak]

to be fair he's living his best life as an artist and stage technician and all that shit. his authentic self.

[fiery wave]

I mean, just happens. Depends really.

[obtuse oak]

it's a little sad to lose something that we used to do as friends together but i'm happy for him so it evens out

[marsh iris]

yoo that was fun, we roll again next time
last message

[somber stream]

A lot of variables, yes

[lilac crag]

one day I'll be gone from here and none of you will remember me

[fiery wave]

Happens. Some say that, but it feels they were just being nice.

[marsh iris]

same here

[lilac crag]

you lot are too silly

[agile raven]

I'm tired, Rannick.

[rocky moat]

erm ackshually points finger upwards

[abstract fiber]

played an old source mod called resistance and liberation, one day one of the regulars said something to the whole lobby along the lines of, 'some game's gonna be the last game we play together, and just so you know I'll look back on all of you fondly' and this was a long time ago and I still remember that

[lilac crag]

I'm taking you with me

[rocky moat]

i was gonna say

[somber stream]

We done with the doom posting chat?

[rocky moat]

nooooo i love doomscrolling

[somber stream]

We're facing Shai-hulud in uhhhh 4 days!

Lisan Al-gaib

[ripe tangle]

it’s funny, there was a gaming friend I had from like 2018 who I havent seen since, apparently they got married and have kids now

[south jetty]

when they're offline for so long that Steam stopped tracking 😭

[somber stream]

Marriage change a lot of things

[south jetty]

Usually ruins their lives

[somber stream]

Enjoy your freedom while it last

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

You don't have to get married!!!! You also don't have to marry and let it be your social death sentence!

[stuck phoenix]

I just saw a hulk get crushed by the extraction ship

[somber stream]

There exist people with a happy marrige surrounding me, so there is hope yet

[fiery wave]

Never. I'm a nihilist.

[marsh iris]

sad posting

[stable fox]

No, you're Slaanesh

[south jetty]

If people stopped forcing themselves to settle and get married, it would be a more common thing to see happy marriages

[stable fox]

[stuck phoenix]

The number 1 cause of divorce is marriage

[ripe tangle]

when I went to Germany in Mai, it was for a wedding

that wedding btw was awesome

[south jetty]

Don't settle for less. Don't settle for garbage. You're not garbage. Yes you reading this 🫵 don't be desperate

[fiery wave]

Can be both. You can be a nihilist when you can afford to do what you want.

[ripe tangle]

was beautiful

[pallid heron]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pa66Btyb2XE

[stable fox]

"Do you know what else can be both?"

[fiery wave]

Tell that to some, dunno why they even stay around..

[somber stream]

I bid them a good and long lasting marriage, we could use more of those these day

[ripe tangle]

is it normal to be afraid of stuff like relationships and marriage and shit like that?

[south jetty]

there's also the issue of some people not being able to do no-fault divorce so divorce ends up being expensive as hell

[stable fox]

anyway
Marriage is double edged sword
While it maybe can be the happiest day of your life keep in mind that your loved one can abuse this when they for some reason will decide to do divorce so they could obtain your stuff

[ripe tangle]

like to the point I really don’t wanna even think about that stuff

[somber stream]

The tale as old as time

Commitment can be really scary

Unless of course, you're happy with your partner

[south jetty]

Yeah, usually if you don't want to participate in it or feel forced to do so

[stable fox]

So yeah, unless if you really love eachother and has no devious ideas, marriage is not really good idea

Especially because uh... Well...

IT'S KARKING EXPENSIVE

[south jetty]

$

[ripe tangle]

yeah I don’t have a lot of money tbh

[fiery wave]

Yes, because when it's BAD, it's REAL BAD.

[somber stream]

Modern marriage is a scam

[stable fox]

Da

[rocky moat]

so glad to have a good partner that i love very much

[south jetty]

I used to be afraid of getting married n shit because I felt like I had to and also was obligated to have kids. I'm now free of such a curse of course but holy smokes

[somber stream]

Diamond rings are propaganda from companies to juice you dry

[marsh iris]

i'd have a kid but i wouldnt expect them to take care of us, dont see them as investment

[fiery wave]

Is just ded stuff from a million years ago.

[south jetty]

Kids turn into adults yes. And you see what kinda adults lurk here LMAO

Can't expect anything in particular from them, just do what you can to guide them on the right path

[rocky moat]

that's real

[stable fox]

I'm definitely not gonna have kids anytime soon

[south jetty]

And that's why I taught my little sister how to dodge farts in the car

[stable fox]

I don't have enough knowledge to pass

I'm still too young for this fragg

[rocky moat]

i dont think i will ever

[fiery wave]

Except gaming, but I don't trust them with my PC.

[south jetty]

I'm not having kids ever. It's a phobia of mine, it sucks, and I'm sterile anyway

[stable fox]

Wait

You mean your biology failed you?

[south jetty]

HRT causes infertility

[stable fox]

That's

[south jetty]

Not that I have to worry about that anyway

[stable fox]

You have my condolences

[somber stream]

We need kids, humanity's future depend on it. But do so only once you're ready

[south jetty]

Fuck you on about

I'm happy about it

If something happens, then I'm alright because that shit don't work HALLELUJAH PRAISE BE

[stable fox]

I just feel like it sucks when there's some things that doesn't work well in your body

[rocky moat]

i am in the same boat

[surreal urchin]

You ain’t got to tell everybody your dick don’t work lol

[south jetty]

I'm fine with testosterone shutting down the hen house. I'm mad that I have a congenital spine defect though

[south jetty]

I don't have that

🏳️‍⚧️

[jaunty path]

Physically adults. Emotionally though? Questionable.

[stable fox]

Well don't get me wrong, i just personally don't like the idea that everyone has defects that cannot be fixed

Wish they could be...

[surreal urchin]

Did you get it taken or whatever happens

[stable fox]

We need to improve medicine and faith in God Emperor

[south jetty]

I fix my spine via physical therapy

[rocky moat]

hell yeah

[south jetty]

No I never had it

[south jetty]

We need the Omnissiah to give us blessed steel

[surreal urchin]

Oh the opposite my point still stands

[stable fox]

Omnissiah be praised but still

[jaunty path]

I can fix this for 200 dollars

[south jetty]

No

[surreal urchin]

Healing crystals?

[rocky moat]

"did you get it taken" is so fucking funny dude

they took it away.....

[jaunty path]

I can get them back for you

[south jetty]

They took away my thingy in the War of the Womb

[stable fox]

[jaunty path]

Or they may already be in my collection..

[stable fox]

[jaunty path]

I should check

[stable fox]

And i thought necrons has oddly specific collection

[south jetty]

Also no more monthly suffering. Thank you, testosterone

I love testosterone

[rocky moat]

hell yeah

[south jetty]

Yummy yummy

[surreal urchin]

I met a guy in warframe dc that said he was building a collection of nuts you guys would be perfect for each other

[jaunty path]

I can give you something better

[south jetty]

No you can't

[jaunty path]

Super Testosterone

[stable fox]

[jaunty path]

Yes I can

[south jetty]

hold up.....

[rocky moat]

is this real chat??

is this true or is this rubbish

[south jetty]

I need HRT to turn me into a giant machine actually

[stable fox]

Darktide is getting freaky again

[south jetty]

HRT isn't freaky

[rocky moat]

this is not freaky

[jaunty path]

Sorry that isn't for sale.

All of it is mine

[south jetty]

fuuuuuck

[surreal urchin]

Real talk what is hrt

[rocky moat]

do you have hrt that turns you into like an awesome vaguely feminine machine

i would quite like that

[south jetty]

hormone replacement therapy

[jaunty path]

Hormone replacement therapy

[surreal urchin]

Ohh

[stable fox]

I'm not sure what am i reading

[jaunty path]

Do you want to be a feminine transformer or something.

Or androgynous

[rocky moat]

not a transformer i just have a knack for robots n machines

[south jetty]

Marauder Battletech for me please

[stable fox]

Blyad

[south jetty]

I can match my wife

[stable fox]

Decepticons, rise up

I get it

[jaunty path]

Probably!

[stable fox]

[rocky moat]

hell yeah

[jaunty path]

Before you even inject it. Please sign this waiver. 🪶

I hope you can read nordic

[stable fox]

Oh i do hope Hadron doesn't read all of this

[stuck phoenix]

Praise the Omnissiah

[south jetty]

I hope she does

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

If Odin hasn't taken me out back yet then it can't be bad at all

[stable fox]

It isn't a pretty life to be servitor you know

[rocky moat]

she'd be proud of me

okay well she wouldn't but she'd like

okay i dont kn ow

[south jetty]

She'd be thankful more of the menials are finally opening up to enlightenment from the Omnissiah

[stable fox]

EXACTLY

You can't expect her to be proud

[rocky moat]

yeah this is the right one

[jaunty path]

Oh hush I'll have you know my Servitors are tret well and are very happy.

[south jetty]

"I'm not comfortable with being inspiring"

[stable fox]

[south jetty]

I love her so much

[stable fox]

I have some concerning questions

[south jetty]

She's such an asshole

[stable fox]

But i digress

[jaunty path]

If you ask any of them about their lives they'll sing praises about me always.

Stop worrying about "ethics" or the "morality" of these things.

[rocky moat]

exactly

[stable fox]

Well, you can program servitors to say that

[south jetty]

I want to commune with the machine spirits in the Valkyrie dropships.......

you can trust me with this

[jaunty path]

The head of my Brown Sugar Chai Latte machine Servitor trembles just for a moment, then a very sharp but quiet 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeee' can be heard from within

[stable fox]

No

No Valkyrie

We are not even qualified to be pilots

[halcyon glen]

Silence

In the studio

[stable fox]

NO.

💥

[rocky moat]

i ccould be a pilot

that's alll im saying

[somber stream]

Do it

[rocky moat]

i may be ccomplety unqualified but any vehicle i touch is like

i'm like a vehicle whisperer

[stable fox]

Oh Beneficent Emperor, judge my ravaged body

[rocky moat]

i can pilot or drive anything if you give me 10 minutes and a beer

usually only 5 though

[somber stream]

How is your eyesight?

[south jetty]

I am.

[stable fox]

[rocky moat]

nearly blind in one eye but its fine

i find a way

[jaunty path]

Well yes I can. But these Servitors have some of their conscience left. Just enough to form at least a few thoughts.

[south jetty]

No need to check my profile for my Steam name either

[somber stream]

Then it's not possible i'm afraid

[south jetty]

I'll be right on my way to the hangar now

[stable fox]

[rocky moat]

it's possible

trust me

[jaunty path]

I regularly clean my coffee machine servitor.

[somber stream]

Alrighty then

[rocky moat]

yup

[jaunty path]

I love servitors

I wish Servitors were real...

[south jetty]

My ogryn is real and he's breaking through walls at concerning speeds while the cogitator on his husk somewhere does all the brain work

[jaunty path]

There kind of is an IRL ogyrn

[south jetty]

I need to make him look more like a servitor

[jaunty path]

Guy was born with very overgrown arms

[south jetty]

Servitor drip when

what the

[jaunty path]

I can find it

[south jetty]

Well we had Andre the Giant but he was smart

[jaunty path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IKFbkK7aWY

Not to an ogyrns scale but he has a lot of strength

[south jetty]

POPEYE

[jaunty path]

LOL

LITERALLY YEAH

[jaunty path]

@round mica

Can you get to his size

[somber stream]

Lol popeye

[surreal urchin]

Fellas twitters changing me was hitler really just a goofy misunderstood dude

[jaunty path]

Estrogen would've saved em.

[stable fox]

[lethal solstice]

Reminder that this was an actual plan the CIA thought about

[jaunty path]

Pardon, elaborate

Estrogen Hitler??

[lethal solstice]

The CIA or some equivalent allied intelligence organization had potential plans to attempt to feminize Hitler to make him less aggressive

You can look this up

[rocky moat]

4am darktide genchat

[jaunty path]

"Woaw...nya~! Being a girl is so cute and fun...I- I'm not racist anymore! I'm Sworri everynyan....from now on I'm Kitty Katgirl Adolf! Nyaaa!!!!!! UwU OwO paws you"

[rocky moat]

did i fall asleep and im dreaming

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjbudjn5y5mlf1.jpeg

God damn it i miss embed

[fiery wave]

I regret looking in general again.

[amber delta]

racist girls are the best

[somber stream]

Ever date one?

[rocky moat]

i dont like where this is going

actually i dont like where this is

[somber stream]

Time to sleep

[amber delta]

I'm dating one rn

[somber stream]

Dang

[amber delta]

the kinds of slurs she invented for batarians is crazy

[rocky moat]

oh okay

[somber stream]

The kind of racism i can get behind

[rocky moat]

yeah

[somber stream]

"Let's be Xenophobic, it's really in this year"

[jaunty path]

I need a woman double my age to treat me bad and hurt me physically

[molten matrix]

this is why yall lost embeds btw

[jaunty path]

Sorry a Daemon took over

[jaunty path]

Nah I don't need gifs and images to be like this

[rocky moat]

i once thought this way too

not that theres anything wrong with thinking this way i just got a partner that wasn't that

[jaunty path]

Society

[rocky moat]

society

[fiery wave]

General will soon lose sticker permissions with how some use it, heh.

[somber stream]

If that happens

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[somber stream]

Chaos will reign

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[marsh iris]

Agree.

[somber stream]

[fiery wave]

Doesn't it anyway?

[somber stream]

Nah, i'm still loyal af

[little marten]

wtf has been going on in here

[somber stream]

World war 2, femboys, Nazis, racism

You know, the usual

[little marten]

Standard

[somber stream]

Standard ye

Reinstalled HD2 yet?

[rocky moat]

and me also

im here

[somber stream]

Yes of course, Charlotte also

[little marten]

I haven’t actually

[rocky moat]

i resist the urge to dive at every waking moment

[somber stream]

Democracy beckons

[little marten]

What’s the MO?

[somber stream]

Kill ten bazillion bug/bot/squid idk

[agile raven]

Reminds me that Petals of Reincarnation is getting an adaptation.

Why does it remind me of it? Because Hitler is in it.

[somber stream]

It's the big update on the 2nd that matter

[rocky moat]

6 billion each

[somber stream]

Looks interesting horse person

[agile raven]

If I had a nickel for every time Hitler was whisked away and put in some other timeline or universe in an anime, I'd have two nickels.
The first one is Drifters.

[somber stream]

I'll give it a watch

[agile raven]

Thank you Bretonian.

[agile raven]

Not yet out, 2026 release.

[somber stream]

Hmmm

[agile raven]

Sorry this was like calling your mother a whore, I sincerely apologize.

[somber stream]

Nontaken

[agile raven]

Thank you, knight person.

[little marten]

I haven’t fought bugs in ageeeess

[somber stream]

Now is the time

They're getting the Zerg treatment

[little marten]

It might well be

[somber stream]

The entire game is turning into Starcraft holy shit

[rocky moat]

i need to level up why is exp gain so baaddddd

[somber stream]

Dive 10

[rocky moat]

can't

[somber stream]

I can aid later today, but you need to sleep first

[little marten]

The games story kinda peaked a bit too soon with squids attacking super earth Ngl

[rocky moat]

oh i don't need to sleep

i need to fix my schedule

[somber stream]

Nurgle, it was only an advance party

[little marten]

I meant it doesn’t make sense sorry

[somber stream]

Meaning AH have got a lot cooked

[little marten]

Untold havoc wrecked on super earth core systems and hell losing all their major cities and then a couple months later we taking the fight to the gloom

[somber stream]

I mean

Haven't you look at the map? We own the entire galaxy

[little marten]

Sure I can suspend my disbelief this one time

What time do we dive?

[somber stream]

Uhhhhhh

[little marten]

Roughly

[somber stream]

16:00?

[little marten]

Sounds good

[somber stream]

Good

[rocky moat]

the diving

[surreal urchin]

What’s the second

[agile raven]

Whatever the hell Petals of Reincarnation is going to be.

Everybody laughing till the Japanese bring back Tojo and then try to downplay his role in the atrocities of WW2 in the Pacific.

[surreal urchin]

Maybe a hitler slice of life

I’d watch

[agile raven]

I

[somber stream]

There's a

[agile raven]

Yeah sure I'd watch it.

[somber stream]

Isekai Putin

[agile raven]

Correct.

[somber stream]

With real™ Putin

[jaunty path]

I think a hitler anime is being produced I think

but hitler reincarnated as a child

[agile raven]

That's just what we were talking about.

Tbh he isn't the main focus.
It's that uh

It's a historical figure of some sort I know that.

[little marten]

Why we talking about Hitler

[jaunty path]

its 40k

[marsh iris]

Hitler Isekai: They Kicked Me Out Of Art School, So I Am Going To Teach Them A Lesson.

[surreal urchin]

Cmon man I need more shit like the jojo movie

That shit was so funny

And then sad

[tired steeple]

40k has millions of hitlers

Perhaps billions

[marsh iris]

Tojo's Bizarre Adventure?

[somber stream]

Am i Hitler?

[tired steeple]

No I mean in univ

*universe

[surreal urchin]

Jojos rabbit I highly recommend

[agile raven]

Wouldn't know, never watched it because I don't like JJB.

[tired steeple]

It’s kinda insane how more people die on hive worlds than there are people on earth

[little marten]

I’m fortunately not at the age yet where WW2 history is appealing to me

[tired steeple]

Oh I should also watch that

I heard it’s very sad

[agile raven]

That is the age where WWI is appealing.

Alternatively, Cold War.

[tired steeple]

I’m more of a ww1 person

French fan

[marsh iris]

ARE YOU?!

[little marten]

Completed the Great War, weirdly enough they love the ww1 literature in English studies

[surreal urchin]

I’m a Germany fan for both wars

Purely for the drip

[agile raven]

NATO Cold War my beloved...

[tired steeple]

You ever read private peaceful for a class

[somber stream]

Nah can't be, i don't do staches

[surreal urchin]

Prob why I like 40k lol

[tired steeple]

I liked that book

[little marten]

Aye

[agile raven]

Nothing beats the M81 uniform with ALICE.

[marsh iris]

reverse hitler stache

like under the skin

[somber stream]

Uuuuuhh

Ingrown hair? Nightmarish stuff

Yeah no

[marsh iris]

true..

[tired steeple]

So do you think the cenobites were a fan of hitler

Or khorne

Okay this is not something I should be bringing up. Especially not while unmedicated

[little marten]

Respect for self editing 🙏

[agile raven]

GHPC...

Gotta be one of my favorite games of all time.

[drowsy prawn]

can't be, Hitler sucks at drawing 😌

[somber stream]

Actually his paintings are pretty good

[surreal urchin]

never heard of it

[tired steeple]

Mm

No his paintings are pretty atrocious

[surreal urchin]

Man could paint anything but faces

[tired steeple]

I suck ass at art

[surreal urchin]

Wish I could buy prints

[tired steeple]

Bis paintings are pretty anal dookie

[drowsy prawn]

oh yeah, then how come he didn't get into that school and started WWII, riddle me that 😬

[tired steeple]

His castle painting’s really good though

[surreal urchin]

All his architecture paintings are peak

[agile raven]

Tank AND Cold War autism, the Game

[surreal urchin]

World of tanks for autistic people?

[drowsy prawn]

jokes aside his paintings are fine by normal standard

[surreal urchin]

No lie always curious why he was rejected by the art school surely not just for being bad at faces

[somber stream]

It wasn't good enough comparing to other applicants is all. But it's still pretty damn fine

[agile raven]

More akin to War Thunder.

[surreal urchin]

Even better but prob not on console we never get the good sims

[drowsy prawn]

it's a running joke if the guy got accepted into that art school there wouldn't have been a world war

[agile raven]

Set to try and be a realistic as possible, at least as realistic as you can be when you've got a 1984 Fulda Gap scenario.

[agile raven]

Correct.

Sadly.

[drowsy prawn]

same if Karl Marx had gotten his raise from that US newspaper there wouldn't have been communism 😏

[surreal urchin]

Should just let crazy people be successful fr

[drowsy prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qPbU2wGxGQ fr heh

[agile raven]

It's peak...
https://youtu.be/Qskl-6UlKcM

[stuck phoenix]

What’s going on now

[agile raven]

Some gameplay of it, especially a scenario that shows off how damn amazing the voices are.

[agile raven]

Gushing over a game, still more yap about Hitler.

[surreal urchin]

God do I love jfk

[stuck phoenix]

True he was very good in Cod zombies

[tired steeple]

I love jfk reloaded personally

[surreal urchin]

Yeah looks like world of tanks if it was actually good lol

I hope the next Xbox really is a pc hybrid so many good pc exclusive games

[stuck phoenix]

Ah yes the 2004 game

[blissful kiln]

so it's all americans' fault? of course

https://tenor.com/view/poop-gif-21696855

[drowsy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-uncle-ben-with-great-power-comes-great-responsibility-its-true-just-saying-gif-24193883

[surreal urchin]

Real question is the r word a slur?

[wintry fog]

ye

[blissful kiln]

reject

see, it's okay

[marsh iris]

omfg he said it

mods

[wintry fog]

HANK

[marsh iris]

HAAAAANK

[blissful kiln]

maybe you should get rid of that yee yee ass haircut, rejeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[wintry fog]

-----E

tfw we never got an expansion so we could learn what happens with Tanisha

[blissful kiln]

seriously, i wish we could have something better than the existing yee yee ass hairsyles

[wintry fog]

or if franklin gets to beat up her doctor boyfriend

[marsh iris]

shut up you darktide cosmetic rotation

[surreal urchin]

I mean like when your not using it against actually disabled people

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/vampire-the-masquerade-miss-velour-wife-staring-bloodlines-gif-17439473225677890316

[surreal urchin]

It’s kinda just the same as saying dumb no?

[blissful kiln]

it's a slur, because redditors got offended and were loud enough about it

so don't say it here

[wintry fog]

1. Some slurs have become some ingrained that they've been replaced by more modern slurs and the previous ones are more or less 'okay', depending on who you ask.
2. The crux of it is that their use denigrates a specific group of people by using them as an insult or insulting them directly.

[blissful kiln]

don't worry, "dumb" and "idiot" will be slurs in no time

[surreal urchin]

I keep getting muted for saying it like just fucking block it if you don’t want me to say it

Fucking helldivers discords man

[wintry fog]

There's so many other words

[blissful kiln]

just say "reject"

[surreal urchin]

Ye but not as fun to use lol

[wintry fog]

No one needs to punch down lol

[surreal urchin]

Sadly dosent apply to hd

I would gladly use it if it did

[surreal urchin]

It’s not a punch down unless you’re actually disabled

[blissful kiln]

idiot is also a medical term for intellectually disabled people, but nobody gives a shit

yet

[wintry fog]

Like I said, vernacular has developed more modern and perceived-to-be severe insults with the same meaning.

[jaunty path]

Do you mean historically a medical term?

[blissful kiln]

yes, just like r-word is

[jaunty path]

yeah

[wintry fog]

So anyway women are awesome

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[jaunty path]

The mute is to incentivize you not to say it.

[surreal urchin]

Well it’s making me want to say it more

[wintry fog]

Just call people cracker and cissy

[jaunty path]

Then you will deal with more of the same from that point forward.

The R word kinda left my vocabulary ngl

unless I am really angry

[marsh iris]

its more of an impact it gives

i dont feel comfortable using it too

[surreal urchin]

I just don’t get it I use it so much irl and Nobody has a problem with it

[wintry fog]

Same.
Kinda related, going back and watching early 2000s movies makes you realize how much has changed

[jaunty path]

Those are two very different spaces.

[marsh iris]

yeah depends on the culture around you where you live

[blissful kiln]

i think there should be mods irl

listening to your conversations and muting you for slurs

[marsh iris]

bad word police

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[wintry fog]

That black mirror episode where the guy gets blocked from interacting with everyone IRL

[blissful kiln]

oh yeah, i member that one

[marsh iris]

lol yeah thats messed up

he cant even see his kid

[surreal urchin]

Fair enough I just used it earlier in there no problem new mod hops on bam muted

[surreal urchin]

Sorry for being annoying lol the salt is flowing

Back to darktide

[jaunty path]

All good.

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/commisarr-warhammer-exterminatus-commisarr-billy-gif-10536959127546799660

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[somber stream]

So i drew a jellyfish

I put a bit too much effort in this more than i should

[marsh iris]

chinese jellyfish salad 😋

[somber stream]

I had that actually, taste funky!

I like the crunchy texture

[marsh iris]

taste ok, i like the slight crunch

dude same

[fiery wave]

It should taste like the sauce. Jellyfish is really just texture.

[somber stream]

Yeah i had the uhhh

Spicy, sour sauce

[wintry fog]

@drifting parcel Ba'ol, as in battle, but it sounds like that one English accent. Ba'ol Bruva Ben.

[somber stream]

With some sort of herb

[fiery wave]

That's like common lul.

[wintry fog]

sweet chili sauce?

now I want thai food

[marsh iris]

no access im banned

[somber stream]

I was stoopid wait

[fiery wave]

Unknown.

Is that another server?

[somber stream]

Jelly fish

Leaked the client by accident lmao

[surreal urchin]

Banned from what

[marsh iris]

it was some deleted link

[little marten]

You guys eat jellyfish?

[marsh iris]

yeah

yum

i mean not often, only on occasions

[little marten]

What does it taste like

[somber stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375133815621816502/1410563141972000829/Sample_1.png?ex=68b178cc&is=68b0274c&hm=6b06f064465857760a814404c4d2676fd810e53e3f66851a4f5aa11317b2b032

Jelly

[marsh iris]

no taste actually, just crunchy texture

[fiery wave]

The taste, as said, is whatever sauce used.

Sesame, chilli, sweet and sour, vinegar...

[marsh iris]

if you dont know it, you would think its some kind of veggie

[fiery wave]

More like, konjac.

The more crunchy dry style one.

[marsh iris]

crunchy jelly

havent ate it for a while, maybe few years ago

[somber stream]

Yeah they're not good or bad, just is

I do miss the Chinese noodle

Sichuan i think

[marsh iris]

hand pulled?

[somber stream]

Very spicy stuff

[fiery wave]

La mien.

Or the glass one?

[wooden creek]

I should open that bag of green sichuan peppercorn I've got around here

[fiery wave]

Those are just glass noodles.

Potato starch

[marsh iris]

soo hoon?

[drowsy prawn]

Sichuan is known for that numb pepper and super spicy food 😏

[somber stream]

No they're like ramen but much much thinner

[marsh iris]

Mala lets gooooo

[pale sun]

What happened to my Darktide again? Its so slow to load. Only played it once since hotfix and it was okay. Now its taking its sweet ass time. Maybe it got jealous I was playing Space Marine 2?

[fiery wave]

Then la mien.

[pale sun]

Any of yall have the same issue,

?

[halcyon glen]

The enemy is fragile

[marsh iris]

break them

[fiery wave]

Basically pulled noodle.

[halcyon glen]

Right

So where is Loosh

[marsh iris]

IRL problems i heard

[rocky moat]

i ate the enemy

[pale sun]

Is there a techsupport channel here?

[halcyon glen]

E

[pale sun]

E

[somber stream]

E

[halcyon glen]

So advanced lamb and both loosh been converteth to cutlets

[marsh iris]

theres forums as support channel

[halcyon glen]

YOU ARE

Chinese poetry

[fiery wave]

Oh, Ramen came from it btw. Japanese loanwords situation thing.

[pale sun]

Have so many issues with Darktide. Never had a game as finecky as this.

[somber stream]

A lot of Japanese stuff came from China, yes

[marsh iris]

its an on and off thing, rn its on for me

[pale sun]

It just crashed after having to wait so long for the game to just load up

Why cant it just work like normal? 😑

[marsh iris]

fartshack

ok gonna go ride off into the sunset

[pale sun]

Its so annoying since its legit one of my fave games. Only game ive ever really commited to white knuckle gaming since Bloodborne.

[surreal urchin]

The more fun you’re having the worse the crashing gets

[hollow gazelle]

I’m just starting and was wondering what army I should choose. I’ve looked into the black templars. Necrons. And the aeldari. Any advice??

[pale sun]

Its really pissing me off. Have 692 hours in the game and never once have I never felt the ever looming dread of it just shitting the bed. Be it crashes or disconnects.

[surreal urchin]

Pc?

[pale sun]

For strategy? Orks. For painting? Thousand Sons

[pale sun]

Yep

[orchid sigil]

Dont you have a backup game in case darktide makes you angry? XD

[civic otter]

There's really no one way to go about it besides preference. Some armies are more expensive and more tedious to paint than others though, so make sure to think it through. Space Marines (black templars in specific since you mentioned) are the middle ground for most players. Necrons are a pretty great choice too though, easy to paint.

[surreal urchin]

Knew it console had the same problem at launch at least Xbox had it really bad seems like pc’s on the shit list now

[pale sun]

Playing Space Marine 2 right now. Still no ther game gets me to "gamer posture" like DT does

[hollow gazelle]

Awesome thanks.

[civic otter]

Sm2's combat is lethargic unless you solo absolute

[surreal urchin]

I didn’t think it was nearly as fun

[civic otter]

Which again is slightly lethargic

It's slow paced

[civic otter]

Of course, good luck

[surreal urchin]

Campaign was the only reason I dint have buyers remorse

[pale sun]

Agree. I do like its rhythm action duels tho. But nothing beats getting chased by 20 crushers and 15 ragers

[civic otter]

New to the game or?

[surreal urchin]

I just hate all the qte’s lol

[pale sun]

Oh and why did it take 3 Astartes to take out a Daemonhost? We only need 1 crackhead or 1 ogryn for it in Darktide

[wintry fog]

Could be a good time to get into helldivers.
ODST stuff drops today I fink

[pale sun]

New to Space Marine 2. 692 hours in Darktide

[fiery wave]

Wat, DT on low ping plays like a rhythm game, except the beat isn't fixed.

[surreal urchin]

Space marines are weak fr should just use ogryns in power armor instead

[pale sun]

Thats true lol

[wintry fog]

I'm waiting on the fall sale in case they finally discount it

[pale sun]

Agreed

[surreal urchin]

The long waiting game don’t think it’s gone on sale to date

[wintry fog]

They did at one point, kind of.

[civic otter]

40k games are incredibly unrealistic to the universe, darktide and sm2 both incredibly so. Daemonhost would take a veteran squad, if not squad(s)

[fiery wave]

High ping is like playing TTRPG but it's live.

[pale sun]

Ive been waiting at the loading screen for 7 minutes now. Pissing me ofd

[civic otter]

Anyways, i have about 700 hours in sm2 despite shidding on it so i can help you with buildcrafting or grinding if needed, lmk

[orchid sigil]

Alt f4 buddy and relog

[fiery wave]

You get 1 vet, deal with it.

[civic otter]

True

[wintry fog]

Hmmm, is it giving an error message or just eternal login screen?

[pale sun]

Tell that to the Zaelot with thunderhammer or Ogryn who slaps the daemon off

[orchid sigil]

I never tried space marine 2 and i have like 1.3k hours into darktide but none of my friends want to try it out

[civic otter]

Uncultured

Servitorize everyone

[pale sun]

Stuck at the screen where you see the Mourningstar at orbit. Right after pressing space at the intro screen

[civic otter]

Far as marine games go though DoW is definitely good as it gets

[fiery wave]

What is the text?

Bottom right.

[pale sun]

Appreciate it. Mostly just play Assault. Got it to prestige 4 now

[pale sun]

Waiting for other pkayers

[civic otter]

Nice, assault and bulwark are my mains

[surreal urchin]

Real assault with thunder hammer was peak

[fiery wave]

Someone has potato PC. You are waiting for them to load you.

[jaunty path]

I think I just finished breakfast in less than 5 minutes.

[pale sun]

Only really grinded it to make my Death Company Blood Angels

[civic otter]

That's the unfortunate part of SM2

[pale sun]

Dont think its me. Run it normally for the most part. When the game decides to be nicr

[wintry fog]

Have you tried a DNS flush and a netsh winsock reset?

[civic otter]

Hopefully one's knowledge on marines is limited, otherwise you see how horrendously small the customization options are, but it's also partiallyyy the fact that GW wants to push primaris

[pale sun]

I have no idea what you just said... will google

[fiery wave]

Don't ask me how FS does loading, but I never have that issue at graveyard hours where I'm one of the only scant few APAC C players.

[civic otter]

It's just 2000 imperialises with slightly different baubles

[drowsy prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0IL0S0vTGw

[wintry fog]

they're easy to do, google will give your the cmd commands

[fiery wave]

Not you, others.

[civic otter]

And 2000 mkx tacticus helmets

[pale sun]

I like to make my Space Marine pretty

[civic otter]

Course

[pale sun]

Finally in stormraptor loading screen. No music.

[jaunty path]

The least expected solution

Lmfao

[pale sun]

Think ill just play Space Marine 2. Fuck this shit

Darktide and me have a toxic relationship

[jaunty path]

It was waffles eggs n turkey bacon btw

[wintry fog]

🍳

are tyranids edible

[jaunty path]

As edible as uranium is.

[wintry fog]

hmm fair enough, but surely orks are edible

[civic otter]

By ogryns and marines yes, especially for the marines due to the omophagea, they'll be able to discover the tyranid's memories. But in any case very bad idea, tyranids are still very poisonous and their DNA can cause madness

Sm2 makes tyranid warriors look like fodder but warriors are terrifying in 40k

[wintry fog]

If I was a guardsman I'd cook an ork's bicep like a ham and enjoy that shit.

[ripe tangle]

wait

[civic otter]

You're actually onto something

[ripe tangle]

is it safe to eat Ork?

[civic otter]

Oek flesh is edible

Yes

But it can have mind altering properties rarely

Still safe

[ripe tangle]

is that not… is that allowed though?

[civic otter]

Even humans can eat

[civic otter]

Depends.... if guardsmen are starving

[orchid sigil]

if you are an ogryn then yeah you can eat anything , even rocks😂

[ripe tangle]

look, if you’re truly desperate and starving, the Emperor’s Divine Intervention will eventually help you…. Eventually.

[civic otter]

Lolol

Yeah people forget that despite the brutality of the universe humans are still humans

[ripe tangle]

You just need true faith and to wait it out, sometimes you even need to die first.

[civic otter]

Rules are bent, command is questioned

Often

[ripe tangle]

but it eventually comes.

[wintry fog]

help in the form of dying non-violently

[orchid sigil]

wow sir melk just gived me a 420 1 wound curio .

[civic otter]

Rip

[ripe tangle]

Anavar, are you questioning the will of the Faithful?

[fiery wave]

So wait for someone to starve to eat skin, right... Imperium is a shit.

[ripe tangle]

if so, I have just the thing for you, please step into the Penitent Engine.

[wintry fog]

Gonna check Melk's computer one and send it to dukane

[drowsy prawn]

Is the Emperor edible 🤔

[ripe tangle]

he’s Divine.

[wintry fog]

I imagine yes. He's probably more like a mummy at this point, rare jerky

[orchid sigil]

you can eat his divine light

[ripe tangle]

I mean… if you do, it’ll likely kill you.

[civic otter]

The faithful man learns the value of his faith only when he begins to doubt it

[fiery wave]

Humans ate mummies back in the days.

[ripe tangle]

Saint Dominica convened with the Emperor once, and the pure Psykic energy radiating off of him turned her hair white and aged her by decades.

[fiery wave]

Medicinal, they say.

[ripe tangle]

within minutes.

[civic otter]

Humans ate everything at one point lmao

[wintry fog]

Yeah some wealthy English people did that, for some reason.

[ripe tangle]

That was more a Victorian fad amongst the wealthy aristocrats.

it didn’t last long, as it turns out, guests found it revolting for some reason

[fiery wave]

So, the emperor is incontinent, kay.

[civic otter]

Yeah i mean, malcador went through hell when he had to sit on the golden throne, to enable the emperor to leave and fight back against chaos during HH

[fiery wave]

It's dried slightly rotten flesh. What did they expect?

[wintry fog]

Bro probably has a practically ossified stool trapped in his bowels

Unless there's a toilet built into the throne

[marsh iris]

what would emperor taste like

[civic otter]

Cannibalism just does not work well

[marsh iris]

make demi glace from his boned

[fiery wave]

Is a golden metal loo for a reason.

[stuck phoenix]

There’s a waiting list he can’t be everywhere at once

[ripe tangle]

once again, I find myself surrounded by Heretics…

[marsh iris]

[stuck phoenix]

What are they doing this time

[ripe tangle]

looks down at Flamer

S-should I kill them all?

[orchid sigil]

hanz bring ze flamer out

[ripe tangle]

I should pray on this…

[marsh iris]

im hearing this in bernie samders voice

[civic otter]

Barack obama