#general-chat
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You’re both broke
huh
I should post screenshots of my helldiver with the odst gear just to flex
random question, who are the Orks that dress and act like Pirates?
uhhh

Those are usually mercs
I do believe?
Free booters
I like them
Though Orks in general are just pirates
they’re amazing
They l00t, they kill for the lolz
ork meat good?
Taste like shroom Bart
Orks are literal fungus
But, beef texture
okay, who’s better at being Pirates between Orks and Drukhari?
wow
@stable fox nvm, Axolotls are already Salamanders. They just morph to look more like them under the right condition.
Huh.
I wonder why the Salamanders are the fire themed legion
I feel like Drukhari are more efficient at actually being pirates, but Orks stick to the theme better.
These guys are named after fuckin amphibians
Drukhari’s entire job is kinda being pirates
They’re an empire(?) of piracy
Kingdom?
They literally steal planets and stars as loot.
Oligarchy?
that’s next level piracy
Spotted Salamnder
Next level piracy is how I play games
i want new thing in darktide
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y9bXjttMxKY&pp=0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzv
i want to see Ork Freebooters doing this as a bit.
you think they would?
Bart, how is Baja blast
Play new game
just because it would be funny

Something about salamanders being famously immune to forest fires or smth
바하 블라스트의 맛은 어떤가요?
Oh it's based off an old myth
lmao
feel like i am in beach

Beach?
So salty and sandy?

Does a big belch
Damn
free booties
Now i have a need for Baja Blast
i want mix with rum
It was only 10 regulars and 6 rares, to be fair
Whuh
Also that is the longest i've ever stayed on a blitz mission, ya'll slow as fuck
@gilded socket
Heavy armor

Okay so Free Booters are Ork mercenaries who’re made of Ork outcasts who seek fortune and glory and fighting and they literally serve whoever pays them the most, so I wonder
excuses
Even when i wore heavy armor i was still faster than that
why has there never been an RPG where you can play as a Free Booterz crew?

that sounds peak as fuck
Also lucia you might already know this but I’m saying anyway cause people need to know but did you know free bootas also sometimes get hired by rogue traders
Whatever!
I did
People hope we get a free boota in a dlc for rogue trader
they are very un-clan-like, they fly ships in space do as they like for loots
They’re literally mercenaries who join whoever pays them the most
they just want you for your sc paul
youre better than this
i think mercs are more like Blood Axes
What about uhh
because they are like humanboos
I'm a fan of a pretty niche Guardsmen regiment. Ever heard of the Death Korps of Krieg?
ngl I want an RPG where you play as Freebooterz
just be a fucking space pirate in a roguelike
Killing you
that would be so fucking peak
level 6 took my warp pack and managed to warp right in front of my shotgun blast and lost his head 
I don’t care much about orks but goffs are my favourite
Haters remain hating as always 

Hawk tuah
HAWK TUAH
HAWK TUAH!
HAWK TUUAHH
also "disaster lesbian trope" sounding quite cute
new guys are friendly fire magnets
Are there any other vatborn guard regiments
My regiment
I like kriegsmen for their expendability
The scrot born tube lords
Or well
i spend more time trying not to hit the new guys walking in front of me than actually shooting the enemy
silent willlingness to immediately die in battle
I really hope that if a 40k collab happens, it doesn’t have krieg
It will :3
I’m experiencing krieg fatigue
but yeah all regiments are expendable scratch that.
fakriegue
Could not have used a better word
Please I pray I pray I pray armageddon steel legion
Krieg Legion is SOON bestie
Anyway it’ll probably be just a cadian kaskrkin with the mask
And a tempestus scion
You WILL wear gas mask
No other regiment wears a rebreather
none
not one!
zero!
none!!!!
they should fix that scion croptop before releasing it
Also space marine scout armour wouldn’t be too far out
Or reiver armour
Just make is smaller and shorter
hang in there buddy
dont enter the light
I like Kriegsmen cuz they're kinda scary. And like. their ww2 aesthetic is something I enjoy a lot.
It’s ww1
Any of you read Gone in the blast wave?
I'm freezing while burning, yaaaay
ah
Ww2 is steel legion
I just can’t enjoy a full army of “uber cool stoic baddasses”
I like steel legion cause they’re actually people
Oh these guys look hot
I like guard cause I like people. Humans. I like the normal person in the hellscape of another world
Steel Legion is based
Krieg remove the human
they’re also just strategically superior
Combined arms for the win
It makes sense for space marines
what if krieg is all dust inside, like thousand sons
I’ve heard astartes described as “conditioned to be war psychopaths” and I think that’s a good way to explain their mental state
Honestly. It be as disappointing to be told Dreadnoughts are actually robots and not crippled humans implanted into a machine.
That doesn’t fit like, billy from Nargee, sent to fight in the galactic battle against the finger nibbling legion
… dreadnoughts are that
Who told you otherwise
What
Read it again
I like dreadnoughts because they're human on the inside
operated by humans
Ok that sentence doesn’t read like that
Pardon my wording isn't the best sometimes.
@elder merlin @fierce cave AFK RQ
The human aspect is what makes dreadnoughts yummy.
Oh nevermind it does read correctly it’s just obfuscative
It’d instead of It at the beginning would make it make way more sense
fair enough
Might also be possible we’d get those guardsmen with the fluffy helmets
They usually wear masks as well
What could be better than running straight at the enemy?
Tanks
And that’s not what Krieg do
Because they're awesome
They do sieges and artillery creep
Watching them explode with a TV operated missile
Running straight at the enemy and having the health to actually survive the charge without being shot to death
Another idea is inquisitorial stormtroopers
Might be a bit redundant though
the Steeled legion has that? Are they bullet proof or..
We just got an all black set of armour in the super store
No the other factions do
Orks
Chaos
Nids
Tyranids
Whats Artillery creep?
Just shooting at them with as many weapons as possible?
Slowly pushing ground by using artillery to force enemies out of position
Just
Creeping
With artillery
Ah
Thats nice :)
I loove the fatality...
While 55k kriegsmen just fucking died running over a minefield, we now have a Mostly™ clear path for another wave! and another batch is on it's way :3
(It was a very large minefield)
I GOT STUCK IN THE WALL @elder merlin
Wait till you get blown up and get stuck under the map
help me step-diver
Top o the morn lads
The sentry was shooting a target next to me and it blew me into a rock
Yea
sup My Name
👖 stealers
Happens a lot more than you care to hope really
You forgot the rest :c
Bot maps can get pretty bad with it
im not forgot the rest :c
I was just told Games Workshop is about to do a collab with The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, is this true?
Good god
Im interested
If its true. I will immediately buy GW Slop
I was not living through that

Man im useless
Cant say I'm the weakest link tho
Ya'll need to learn to cut and run
I've been running
runing from what
The two new guys i was with kept running into EVERY 500kg I dropped
Andrew Skin.....Ashley Skin.....what would the new space marine legion be called?
Need....
dont let ur suffer no meaning
Cant really lose agro when I'm the only one
Don't let your suffering have no meaning*
I mean when you're alive
Shoot harder 
I do
stfu
I die from friendly fire
I'm just making it more readable hehe
Not very friendly
Anyway
First time?
Im the worst helldiver
no
I'm pretty sure HD2 Gameplay is just dying 50 times until you run out
Bart-lish is a trademark
Gets easier when you stop counting Bart
Never change Bart
@long sigil It helps to take a Deep Breath in when you feel like shit
doooooog
Everywhere until the end of time I believe it's called.
you may be the worst helldiver, but you are the best reject
You can listen to that. But hmmm
Suddenly contemplating showing you an animation series I like.
so can feel les shit
Hm...
"need fresh thing,
feel les shit."
-Bart 2025
BAJA BLASTO
Im just a reject in both
you will always be our reject
Hmmm uhhh. Not sure what you can play. Maybe watch Bluey or something
Even a reject is useful when strapped with a portable hellbomb
Preach
Bluey is a solid show btw
Youre old too buster
bluey? nah. blues clues
i am 20
I KEEP GETTING FUCKING JUMPED
Amen
It's a pretty mature child's show.
Jump them back
I KEEP LANDING IN FUCKING BOMB SITES
Or atleast until his wife says no
Bomb them back 
Are you fighting automatons
It's quality content wdym
Wait until they get sniped by god aim bot cannons
It's the only good show on disney channel now
Everything else is actual pre-digested infant goop
I stopped watching TV halfway through adventure times airing
Fair
Idk, it's so confusing.
Personally I don't like it on the pretense that a bunch of criminals made it.
When I worked retail every delivery would have bluey shit, cereal, bottles, bandaids whatever
I got so tired of seeing it
Every
I grabbed the samples
Day
They're Australian.
No, paul is throwing down bombs and i keep landing right as they go off
Ahem it was me
I spam bombs

That happens with everything these days lol. You can't fault them for that.
I THOUGHT IT WAS HIK IM SORRY
Paul. Airburst them please
Live video of this: 
you guys need to stream
Dont worry, im a friend killer on this game so its to be expected

Also as I said. It's a KIDS SHOW. Of course there's going to be an annoying amount of merch
i want to see this disaster lesbian trope
My friendly fire is always in the quad digits
My friend is the same fuckin way
Stick a thermite to them
I shot him with an EAT once
What do you mean? Im in here with you, just do missions other than fucking blitzes. Me and my buddy have been going around getting samples and shit for you guys, while you been killin each other

Okay
Shoutout to my friend who got blocked by the Australian government's Twitter account back in 2016 for tweeting that Australia was founded by criminals.
Has sc farming become faster or more harder.
Easier
Fr?
Harder when only one person is doing it

But nah SC farming is dookie easy on T1
something something sins of the father
I got bored of SC Farming ngl.
All I'm saying is guilty until proven innocent (I am refusing any evidence).
True, we were founded by people the British hated.
And that's badass.
Anyway. I want reparations. Give me 5 billion dollars
No.
I'm British
It ain't coming out of my pocket.
i am korean
Average racism
I'm sorry, I hope the cure is found soon.
Bri'ish
Bart is Korean
england knife stab is reak>
True.
damn
Got my auto connon
swing swing
Or anything else.
Or use something else.
want it thy pocket
Jinx
swing swing
helicopter swing
Something else be swingin
I love my british gf
Remember, the automobile is a ton of steel barreling at high speeds.
Yeaaah
I want her to yell at me in her accent
High teach rock
I think that was a problem in china.
When rock thrown hard, it kill 
Or still is
chino
Yup
Self propelled rock
ICE rock
dugudugu dun dun dundundun
Rock throw hard = Kill
British reverting to Ogryn mindset to get a few more quid.
dont worry i am asian
V8?
Yeah you can make those Jokes but if I make jokes about my race I'll get booted
The privilege is so bad yall 💔
time to race
damn
I think its time to go to bed
That's cute
what time in ur country
Should I sleep or worship Hadron at my shrine
3 am
Both
Or 03:00
go sleep doog
So many bile spitters
sleep with hadron in the shrine
I think im stupid
Pouring one out for the zealot who crashed at the very end of our H40 game and wasn't able to reconnect
Hadron body Pillow
This guy gets it
Exactly
(then I crashed after the mission complete screen)
Are you getting eaten alive by predator bugs and hunters
You want concussion. Knock back.
Or blitzer-
Or gas
Gas mines also good.
Disregard your team
500 gas mines
....
THE TITAN FELL ON ME
Thought you liked big things on top of you
Besides you no
Seems kinda gay
@gilded socket
Hold down on dpad
Drop the rocket
Ok
Xbox players discovering helldivers 2 shenanigans puts a smile on my face 😁
Ngl the double edged sickle is kind of ass if you're not wearing armor specifically for it. Just taking down one bike spewer went through 25% of my health bar
I just
Rock thee Halo rifle from now on
Med pen, good damage, reasonable reload time, very good ergo. Everything you ever wanted
Yeah but: scythe
Imagine not lighting enemies on fire
Weak.
Imagine having to rely on limited ammo reserves
Weak.
I am managing my resources correctly, clearly I'm just more efficient at killing enemies than you because my fears would be impossible with a lame limited ammo capacity
Hogging resources your other teammates could use.... despicable
I simply use the warp pack and my teammates do not need supplies because I solo everything
Tch tch tch, those newbies could use a helping hand or two building up their skill to further aid Super Earth
Embed fail find their family
help me

Hey what's that behind your ear? Pulls out your entire nervous system
Wtf put it back

I'm gonna make spaghetti out of it
Wouldn't recommend doing that, i'm sick af
Literally just had covid last month, and getting a cold now, HOW
Lol
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THAT
Splendid....the plan is working
I TRUED
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS THERE
Damn you Orange, did you poisoned me
I remember going to a Chinese resto the day before, then boom
@elder merlin easy mission
We were fine until you called in that gatling sentry behind me that cut me down

Objectives are together
The things I would do for a McDonald's sausage burrito rn
Also flag missions are the roughest mission type
TR
But
We did get it done
So it succeeded
I want chicken nuggets
Mission failed successfully
I like them but the McDonald's I work at has wildly inconsistent nuggets. Sometimes they're fine and then sometimes they taste like they've been cooked in the crack of a leather couch
I usually just make them at home
A shame embed perm is gon, i have some propa nuggies pic
Semi related side tangent McDonald's chicken strips are fucking terrible and the great value frozen ones I have at home are cheaper and taste better which is just sad
I've tried them like 3 times and everytime I was baffled at how they're selling these, like it's bad even for McDonald's standards
McDonalds stuff greatly depend on where they are as well. The ones i had in Japan was superb
Yeah definitely, a lot of fast food places vary a lot even within like the same town
I remember I could never eat at the Chick-fil-A where I used to live because the chicken was.... always weird. It was rubbery, like you would bite and nothing would happen until you snapped through it all at once
And it was like that 80% of the time
Ew
My Asian mom always insist on home cooked meal
I was raised to cook ever since i was 10 lol
you are braised well
fear
Which mods are causing the game to crash at joining the MS on this new patch? Is there a comment around anywhere
Have updated all mods
Watching the young advancing all electric
use the temp fix for the buff bar
Grace is my name
What were you doin over there? I was about to come get you @fierce cave
Freindship door
With credits
It's closed
@elder merlin
Well we got super credits from the door me and my buddy did
There was another door
Well it evens out
There were 2 next to each other
Also why did you kill yourself with your stratagem drop? @gilded socket
I stood too close
good morning dogs
Anyways imma hop off
doooog
Dododidodo
I did a heroic thing
Of jumping into a massive army with a 500kg
Gay
2 more days till third edict guys
What mean
potato i think
I cant get into the game with any mods running at all - not sure its the buff bar issus
Oh
ahhhh emprah bless terra

sup mates
@elder merlin we farming credits and samples
helldivers?
2?
Life up your eyes
sure but if u play helldivers 2 i dont have second part xD
Yeah
i play only first helldivers thats more fun
id like magica and helldivers one looks familiar
Im fuckin tired, its 4:31am here
Go sleep

other time zone u know
It's 10:32 ere
Look randy bird
Loounch soon
Sure thang
what is Seaf
Super Earth Armed Force
Indeed
oke
ahhh my heart is broken
gothic remake looks totaly shitty
dang and price for that is hilarious

Time to sail the high seas
Is @novel hemlock a bot? @misty trench
Balkan?
You
Oh right right right
From here to the seaf question makes me doubtful
NP
dude im still learn english i want to be understand
clanker behavior detected
and im still brainless
Doot left the server
yes
i cant sleep
i messaged him and asked and he said he felt like he was spending too much time here
he posted too much goon
doot leave server?
no wait that's me
Ah fair enough
he said and a quote “ sorry man i felt like i was spending too much time there, plus the absolute stench of Licht and Paul has permanently singed my nostrils “
but nah he did say he felt like he was spending too much time here though
Misinformation, again
i told him to come back and he said it was for the best he stayed away
doot 
Respect his decision but he could have just .. not spent too much time here
I mean if it's for him to sort his life together then by all means
addiction
i think i have not spent enough
i think it was because of his beef with Hugh honestly
dry me up chat
those two didn’t get along at all
Ah. That’s not fun then.
I know I don't spend too much time here because if I did I would get banned
Jesus what ar u doin here
maybe if i tell him hugh is gone he will come back
I came to take the image perms before the sin grew too much
but i won’t pressure the dootster to come back if he wishes not to
yoo
Yes best leave him to rejoin should he wish
Yes Mister Pringles?
how u get this title SEAF
So many friends.. gone but not forgotten
friends is when you
Join HD2 server, go to profile and use the title
no no no i mean yyyy
i click smth
and i got notification about claim Darktide title or smth
but i dont clik it and its lost
idk i want this
Uh
User setting> Profile> Scroll all the way down > Server tag
don’t do this to him
he isn’t ready for the chaos of the helldivers 2 discord
a oke
Thank u master
i try this
he said what now

licht want do smth to me?
Is anyone else getting kicked from Darktide servers?
in game?
Every time I try to load in It says that servers seem slow or unstable and gameplay may be slow.
I’m getting 2014
Not your master
i wait a while in lobby (?) and when i choose character everything fine
So this just happens from time to time?
hm i got this few times but
We’re all slaves to the music, the symphony from the heart of universe. The mind inside the machine.
i have this from time to time
Black Sabbath ahh
Nurgle gamer
no no i mean music
Nurgle gamer
i m not call u black sabath
I’m Nurgle gamer
😼
So like do you know if mods could be affecting this? I’m rather new to modding the game.
im not useing mods mate and i have this problems xd
idk one time i have big ping only in dartkide many errors 2014 4001 and many many more
and one time everything fine
Darktide server has been choking on itself for many millennia
connection error, thats normal
maybe fat shark broke smth in hotfix and mods can be a cause
Sounds like a pc exclusive. I played a fuckton on Xbox before jumped over and never had this issue
idk when i turn on hotspot from phone to pc darktide work perfect no ping no errors
masochistic server
Thats tits dude
but on normal wifi i have ping ajd erorrs
tits are pretty awesome wdym
🚨illegal subject matter🚨



This is getting out of hand. The moderators need to deputise me right NOW!
im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry
no embeds?
I was running it just fine on my wifi booster the other day. today is a different story suppose.
dude this is one big misterious question
not with this attitude
Embeds got nuked from orbit in the crossfire of pic perms peing removed.
only God and history in browerse know answer
Guys don't say rude things unrelated to Darktide, stick strictly to darktide and good vibes only thnx xoxoxo
Thanks anyway. Sounds like it’ll sort itself out later.
If they just added a food channel we’d spend all our time praising each others food we wouldn’t need to post slop
no problem mate
FoodTide need to happen
insert shat the bed line
Moderators can’t cook eggs hahahahahahahah!!!!
i tell u one time i have many errors on start and one time everything fine
I have never seen a single picture that would be out of line here, this is blatant moderator overreach
they're reaching
what is a color of moderators?
Evil
ua
Piss yellow
we need exorcist
ua lol
what xD
uae
Hop in my porta-potty
uwait i must translate this word
Ua is part of me
u need to say this without emotion
i use this when idk guy offended another guy
and u stay near and say Uaa
without emotion normal tone
u know
ua is country code for ukraine
or if u drop smth good in game u know Uaaa
this is like polish bart
xD

im great leader with mustache
ooo i remember english joke
what is the name of mexican who lost his car
Car Loss
xD
You’re the Pringle man no?
Paprika flavour
heretic flavour
Monster energy drink
Thats racist 
dudeee
i know im not racist but id like dark humor
everybody is human everybody is the same
our hearts pumps blood
everybody tears is salt
u know
Mine pumps reverse
How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Juan

xdddd
what is difference between african and wheel?
if u put chain on wheel wheel dont start rap
Whys an axe a dwarves favorite choice of weapon.
Because elves live in trees.
xDDD
your drunk
ehhh its so sad when everybody must send link to gif
why they delete premision to sending picturess and gifs
no but looks interesting
farmer niedorozwój miał ijao ijao ooo
Heresy
chaos take Control on fat shark?
teach me
We were warned.
We didn’t listen.
The fate was sealed from the start
noo
nah
chuj with it
Like meme channels, just need some to ruins it
But ask yourself, in the days to come when the wounds are licked and the pyres of the dead are no more but fleeting ashes in the crisp winds of spring. When the wolves return to the forest, bellys full from the feast. Ask yourself after sleepless nights, when the horrors of the past make themselves present. Ask yourself when you wipe the ice cold sweat of terror from your forehead, as your lover soothes you back to sleep. Ask yourself;
Did you conduct yourself honourably during the embed war of 2025?
u mean uh we ready to war?
or smth
so many ... Letters....
It is done soldier. We are going home now.
yeah
i get A grade on recrutation
if war begin im first who will be bring to army
now when i have sick arm i have profit
this made sense if translate to my language
bahasa
malaysia
You’re from Malaysia?
im from poland
Both cool af
it's alright
sorry idk every celebrity from my own country
ok i understand buddy

fun fact poland have zealots
you guys expecting war already?
yeah

we stayin on thin ice
we have many problems with goverment and many others things
other*
and war near
nah
maybe before war come to us we kill ourself
polish vs polish
poland is never going to war, that's just copium from the west
yeah
This is so fire
but our goverment doin strange things our high person said in public ~ Poland destroy putin we destroy him
damn this idiot
he talkin about attack russia tryin manipulate
who will fight? he or regular people
idk anything about polish gvt, but I can guarantee you're not going to see war and you'll be perfectly fine
so enjoy yourself
oke i understand
yeah i know
but few person in our goverment try do sabotage
is it?
In Darktide’s halls I once had clout,
Posting memes with embeds out.
Now stripped away - what cruel heresy,
My pics are links none dares to see.
O Emperor, why this grimdark curse?
No bolter blast could hurt me worse.
Grant me back that sacred right,
To post dank memes in shining light.
In memoriam of the right to Embed, this loss belong to us all
Uhhh many letters
fail embeds never got old to me
i hear Words
U like name Warp?
it means he sad no more embed
id like more polish translation of warp OSNOWA
osnowa is foundation or base, no?
whar
kurwa osnowa
XDDD
pierdole
pierdolić - fuck somebody or talking stupid things
popierdolić- make mistake mix things
zapierdolić - get crash or stole smth
wypierdolić - (get rid of smth)
wypierdolić - end sex with somebody
Bobr Kurwa
BOBER KURWA JAKIE BYDLE
CZY TO FREDDY FAZBER
TO BY NIC NIE DAŁO TO BY NIC NIE DAŁO 3 MIEJSCE W KULACH
Good times
arbites
polish old cartoon
for adults
walaszek is lunatic walt disney
they doin good cartoons
Poopy shit
original is better
yeah
cypis
thats very sad sonf
song about drug adict
Halo 2 ost started playing gotta lock in
just witnessed an Xbox diver try and kill a bile titan with just his primary
Goated
it was like watching a david attenborough film





