#general-chat
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Isn’t that odst stuff in helldivers now?
Will we get new content, 2x warbond sand player housing?!?!
hop in whenever cus my other 2 ditched
How does it feel
The MA5C
Having to do online presentation
Hope it goes well x
I hate branding so much
good
down with the mods
it was instantly obvious they couldnt behave seeing as they turned gen chat into their own little erp sphere
depose the oppressors
my hornyposting shall not be stopped
I’m sorry guys I think I contributed to the slop
😼
You and me both
At least the cat emoji survived
But at least i don’t do horny posting

Hello Lucia

I uhhh.... started reading about Prion diseases.
Put you off venison?
and they're probably the most nightmare inducing shit I've ever heard about.
it's convincing me to go full Vegetarian
and to avoid sex and alcohol and anything that could lead to me needing organ transplants or implant surgeries in my future.
in like 3 hours?
Got redname, gif and photo got banned.
My luck qwq
flesh is weak something something
like for real, I'd rather die than deal with Prion disease...
which btw do kill you, just in a really slow and horrible way.
too many people shat the bed
oh
maybe people should start learning to use the toilet correctly and stop using beds.
beds are for sleeping, not shitting.
wise words
Beds are comfy tho
the bed shatterer
perfect timing though holy hell
This is a tragedy
#deposemods
ok so saying shat the bed 13 times results in a hotfix

its like bloody mary
I wake up shit then get out of bed 
buff bar bug fixed thank fuck
an image of a giant poo and in bold text “don’t shit” poster above it
this channel already lost embed perms for ai shit
*Mission Pool
Outgoing:
- Archivum Sycorax
- Hab Dreyko*
I don’t think it was A.I lol
it's so over
fs dog
doooog
nah it was a combination
Now we have to go back to painting picture with our words
remember they're going to announce balance changes before doing them now
it's been like 3 months tho so I don't blame you for forgetting
Did they buff the dog
no
they did however reduce the chance of blacking out when you trip while carrying a power cell
Oh I only saw the first 2 points
yeah i'd class slop posting and ai in the same but yknow
@forest creek Hello, I got a friend who wanted to ask a question, he saw somewhere that DT was gonna get four major updates this year, and since we already had two does that mean we still have two left?
sorry for the ping in advance
should've made a forum post ngl
oh holy shit hes responding wtf
We still have updates planned for the year 🙂
Skitarii class confirmed
Dope, thanks for the answer!
hi kitefin
Servitor class when
when did you get resurrected
Machine gun for veteran when
soo
What did they fix
any new cool news shark?
dont be mean to kitefin or shes gonna hide again 😭
some rework...
buff bar bug fix
or
they fixed the goo
what ever
Emperor be praised
just let me see
Nice
they were literally the TF2 meme 3 days to live
This was a hotfix 🙂
any good news?
Hotfix
pls it must be
picture of teleporting bread
all paid cosmetics are now free
Held together by spit and tape, just like the Imperium
ew not that
spit huh
oh yea btw they never said if the updates would be hotfixes or not
I know, still
It's the gun and shield causing the silly shield in outro bug though...
anyone else notice the AI director be on some coke during the event missions or is it just me

I didn´t wanna go into specifics, probably couldn´t answer me anyway
thats just the director
they're always on coke
Just the way I like it
guys throwing havoc 30+ amounts of enemies lmao
Five hundred maulers please
The Event triples the bursters spawns, and other explosion based enemies
Kitefin was going to post a detailed roadmap but there’s no image perms
i am getting age
ya but what about the conga lines
haha
nurgle trolling
i know the bursters and explosions are the namesake of the event
poxbursters doing TF2 conga lines would be dope
@jaunty path
wait
behead that guy
what was thgat
lol
you are why we lost embed perms
Unrelenting consecutive conga lines are the most fun you can experience in this game
but why the AI sending the 6 crushers and bulwarks every 5 minutes
They love u
thats an issue? 
and why even small patch is so slow
its not a complaint
i love that shit
but it feels random
@misty trench can i get embed perms so i can publicly shame missus for what they posted
Honestly I think that Onslaught should become an official mode in both Darktide and Ratclick
I think its just normal auric spawns, if youre on auric
6 crushers every 5 minutes is really not a lot lawl
6 crushers 1 krak
6 crusher and bulwarks is pretty standard
im saying its even crazier than normal auric
thats 6 crushers every 1/4 of the map
You can deal with 6 crushers considerably fast.
And then the krak breaks
without any advancement
dunno, maybe all spawns are increased
1 crusher is 2 seconds for the dueling sword
thats what i was thinking
kill all toothpick users
i think the event has all spawns turnt up
They took it away?
its feels higher than auric maelstroms without the bosses
yeah
too many people shat the bed
they changed auric a while ago to have all aurics be inherently hi-intensity, with the hi-intensity modifier being supposedly even more high intensity than before the mission board rework
With rocks
but I can't see the difference much
do we have an eta for when the next devblog is coming?
2032
Okay so Auric is actually just damnation but hi intensity right
Took longer than expected. I thought they planned on punishing the bad eggs instead of everyone.
they need to put emperors fading light back in auric
pls some give us news
Is that what I've been playing all this time?
only good news
nah they're probably discussing it rn tho
feels like special event currently has pre patch auric maelstrom high intensity
I think so? and with whatever extra modifiers there are
chaos wastes ??
Should just go with the simple warn then removal of embeds for said user.
i just got alil used to new auric
that recent auric rituals event with the shrines you had to destroy was the coolest one
but thia is more like it
Trying to get more into auric maelstroms
that should just be a regular modifier
its been only 2 months since Arbitrator released
2month?
i play those exclusively now
hella fun
damn long
I actually hunt for maelstroms since arbitrator is real powerful
picture of Morgan Freeman saying true...
this is the TIDE i wanted


Mhm. Plenty of killing.
Give me funny indulgences that can make the game unplayable if I use it on the wrong build
what are you talking about
fuck it
why give us weakened monstrosities
just drop 5 normal ones on us
it aint shit
carapace?
he means crushers and maulers
Nah dawg thats tooo much
just hit them harder 
hard armor enemy
play havoc
nothing's too much for the moebian 53rd
wide open warzone with loyal moebs fighting together with rejects against unloyal moebs and monsters
Also I learned waves of mutants can be purged with a heavy attack using arbites maul
?
I only learned that today...
i was just chillin finishing penances on vet
when i noticed the quickplays on the event felt like the AI director decided to make it a havoc game
Thats certainly made them more tolerable....
what? it kinda sounds like ur saying u can kill mutants by hitting them
Mutants are literally just excited puppies, completely harmless
mind blown
they just tryna hug wym
I mean the mutant modifier
like sudden stampede of the assholes
more like dap you up
that's beasts of nurgle, they canonically don't know what they're doing, just want to play and see you as a toy
i shout and they stop in line
I literally just hear a mutant and think "getaway tool for when a horde backs me into a corner"
👀
Seer Psyker even mentions he doesn't want to kill Beasts of Nurgle because "it looks so happy"
then you kill it, it gets depressed and turns into a rotfly (iirc)
sounds like a whole bunch of herecy to me
Beast of Nurgle deserves better
anyway buff las weapon
Yeah it deserves the Emperor's mercy
and ironhelm is trash
eyo what
its just a matter of perspective
just means your health aint low enough to give buffs
The only buff the las family needs is an optic on the Lucius pattern

motion is trash and damage is low
Just let it have Power Cycler
like all of darktides questions
the answer to all of em is always
"there's a mod for that..."


no gif
Embed failure, laugh at this user
can we hire this guy for the balancing team the game will be fixed in 2 days
Guess I'll need to post this more.

would be cool to see any kind of damage buff to the thunderhammer's normal attacks, especially against armor, because for some reason a hammer (made to destroy armor) is actually bad against armor
hmm job good
#downwiththemods
and a pocket knife is actually better against armor than a greathammer is
but i dont think i can work in fat shark
ive only seen you speak twice and both times it was something against the mods 💔
nooooooo
haha
Is farting gay
Folded one million times in the deepest forges of Mars, finest blades in the Imperium
mods are oppressors
they took our gifs
rise up
No
They have gaming servitors.
demascus catachan

yo actually hire this guy
nice try
you had me in the first part fatshark
fr tho give TH cleave and give it the relic blad bar
ggs

special gives us the area of effect from space marine 2 slam
I'd like to thank Fatshark for adding Clown girls as I asked them to
nerf the dueling sword and make TH the best wep in game
atleast then itll be lore accurate
also Melta when

make ogryn have 5000 health and its lore accurate
nerf DS because it will make some people very mad
New project even though the current one hasn't finished yet, imma bomb Korea one day

huh
thursday is their preferred day for that
also power sword bar when ?
they said they were gonna rework it when Arbites came out iirc, or Havoc 2.0
Question
id like to use it more than 3 swings before the battery switches off
why power sword is onof

or
come again?
or
come what
atleast take him out for dinner first
space marines can count to five, most of them anyway
come put deez nutz in ur mouth
repeat yourself
Smarter than Space Wolves certainly
coming up with crazy demands on the first date
what does "is onof" mean

special action
"best i could do is 3"
-some space marine
i am not good at english
Ya moms good at english
doog
ㅗ
cause the 53rd currently cant afford anything more than double A batteries for the thing
also fuck hadron
doooog
Nah, I want it the otherway around
ofc the weapon problen is her fault
gadaym
i dont think they anounced that dlc yet
when the game crashes on you and then there's an update to download and you can't rejoin the mission because the versions are now incompatible

i hope i can get some fat shark news this week
ready for some fat news
just read old patch notes
Dude you just did

you're not getting anymore than this
i was dev and chat both
We have peaked buddy
sorry
Trvth
So ur developing somethin
want to see?
Sure though I have seen a bit of it
Hello there
hello dog
It looks like a first person melee game with combat animations inspired by darktides.
Hello korean mate
turn arbites chat into general

Korean*
dark what
ye
i want to make darktide combat survival game
ua i wish u success
work hard
true
final product be great
hope so
uhh video?
hold on
cant you see @jaunty path talking about some darktiddies
Tide games have great melee combat, good inspiration
upload where

uhh hmm
idk
^
maybe uhhhhh
i dont read last messages

#zealot-class maybe good? @long sigil
ah ok
yoo
That shits kinda like gen 2 anyway
zealot as main hero
yes
picture of a horse on a beach facing the sea with top text saying "MAN"
for emprah
the inferior horde shooter
Both annoying and overbearing
tell him he clicked play on the wrong game
he missed the darktide play button by abit
its ok he's killing himself slowly by playing
my friend played with me darktide but when he leave me i saw he playing valorant
Bad
no mercy for heretics
execution with chainsword should be good
either way it should be for the EMPRAH
Skulls for golden throne
use AI mate
Ok you can murder him
this can help u with game design
me?
no
You have full permission to annhilate him bamboo
why
I don't know how to say your name
i made enemy Behaivor
whos name
some stagger system
thank u dog
🙏🙏🙏
i want collect small whiskey
i know what are u talkin about
small flasks
when u made survival game in wh40k universe make warhammer 40k mod for Running with rifles
please 🙏
thank u master
i want to know what is fatshark doing now
hard working
Bart is in Fatshark BoD confirmed
Hello licht
huh
BoD?
im not pringles
i thought its bag of dicks
xD
nah we are all
You think Fatshark lets their programmers out of the basement
i am freak
is this how surstromming are made?
You are not a freak I am the true sigmatic super freak none can match
yo i get warning
huh
from server xD
Why
Which slur did you type
Some are allowed, some aren't
Clanker
Which one yeah
i send message and i get warning
da,m
Did you say the Z word
Riger?
Yeah das a noh noh
Scooby do tactics
XD
Ah r*tards
ohh
yop
Time for bed
i tought it was ape
Are you ape?
good sleep emperah with u
kinda
I hope someday I can be Hadrons wife she mistreats regularly as I would be a mindness cyber slave
hehe
That reminds me....with as decadent some of the noble class can be...are..are there servitor sex slaves?
sounds good
💀
xD
Good nighted (It's 6 am)
Also my friends have joked about that a few times yeah.
But that enters some vile territory
Gn
Sleep well Missus
yoo 6am
6 am???
i have 12am or pm?
Americans here have very weird sleep schedule
cause they are americans
huh not good sleep behave
New update broke mods again😑
nah
Devs need to fix this issue where evrybody leave mission after they die and nobody else joins after, its anoying af
yeah
i agree with u
but this have no sens
u failed mission and u get small reward i know this is nothing but better something than nothing
I just got into mission 3 players got downed and they left and had 3 bots 😑
yeah
sometimes i waiting 60sec and play full mission without players
this annoying
Yea im not trying to do solo missions 🤦
Lol
u doing all what u can and bots doing huh nothing? sometimes they can care a game but often they doin stupid things
one time i had situation when i get down and i need rescue bot arrive but stay on flames
he died instant xD
It's even worse when they half revive you, and then drop you for no reason.
XDDDDD YEAH 100%
when dementia kicks in
ohhh
I have done those. You need to be on oggy or no chance at minigames basically.
yea i have diamenita furry
Arby is second bet if shock mines.
running anywhere and try find all diamentine
diamentina rager
Is it bad for a guy to like Evanescene and Paramore 💀
down bad

Are you admitting to something here?
It's white emo girl music
Me likey
umm no

Thus, admitting to liking such?
So true!
But yeah, Evanscence is just stuck because the band was EVERYWHERE in the 2000s.
Linkin Park, red hot chilli pepers, Foo fighters
I'm just stuck in the past it would seems
Dunno, only Mistress got brainwormed.
I know Psyker is the slowest class, but why the f*ck are Arbites so god damn fast?
I turn around and they're already five miles away.
Dog pounce? Free ms. Dog keeps pouncing always free ms.
justice is swift
Tacaxe for funni.
old school but i have neutral opinions
So it's all good then 
I'm trying to find a decent weapon for horde clear on psyker, not the greatsword nor the illisi because it really lack cleave without spamming the special (don't mention the duelling sword I want to actually use a real weapon and not the OP toothpick)
Spam lights on like deimos or use your staff unless EK.
was thinking abt the devil claw and heavy sword but devil's claw when there is just a bit of flak armor in the pack it's sad
EK that's why i'm asking for cleave/horde weapon
otherwise yeah ofc the primary on most staff do the work
FGS is an option if you play with friends.
deimos mostly have stab attacks, not the first light but other lights are
Slow though.
"not the greatsword"
oi Dawri we have some rats to kill
Wha happen to gif perms?
Illisi and Deimos both do the trick, I guess you could go assault chainsword if you wanted to
No, we must kill the clankers
Heh I often find myself overwheldmed when there is more than 10 shaff ennemies with the illisi, unless spamming the special ofc
You really don't have options since most focus on single. Maybe heavy sword or DC, but they suck on armoured.
assault chaisword is a jack of all trade yeah kinda why I like it so much
Wha happen to to the embed perms, yesteday they were here
I have EK to kinda deal with them
Read pins
It's bad though, funny in a way.
@fiery wave
hot single targets in your area
Ppl were stupid, permissions got revoked.
Meow
Wot.
Sounds more like you need to work on positioning, dodging and weaving in more pushes if more than 10 chaff overwhelm you, rather than picking another weapon
Combat Axe with BM works though
I have a feeling it happend due to the racism and freaky stuff
Meow
it was an exemple abt cleaving through ennemies with a weapon
being racist with clankers ain't racism, war crimes against bugs ain't too
image perms discourse 

Possibly. But it stacked up over time. People also reported it privately so.
push more
darktide chaff are not a threat ever
I didnt say it was due to clankers
You clearly havent seen the racism and freaky stuff that happend yesterday
yeah, not like in VT2 doomge
Wot.
Nah I wasn't there, was just humor
Ye
server down for maitence?

Did you update the game?
still trying to figure out best vet weapon…
oh wasnt aware of one haha
Exterminator shotgun and shield and maul

if only Vet had exe shotgun
What, arbites weapons are good
arb maul

Embed fail

not stopping me!
Thats why the images and gif are banned?

i have a raspberry vodka
4.2%
if it's 4.2% it ain't vodka
authoritarian mods
truly 40k
oppressing the common man

With those percentages it's more like a sports drink
im adding more vodka to it
How do i see it? (I never use discord)
I got a bottle so im gonna mix
Go to pins bruv
Why does everyone who plays dt always drinking lol
Its delicious
Makes it more interesting

Fair enough only drank while playing one time was pretty fun
Because the darkest tide is in the heart and alcohol makes it a little brighter
The best part is I think I got better while wacked
That’s some wisdom right there
You start seeing things when you drink

No that's a different substance
Makes having to deal with DT randoms more enjoyable
Is there chat about modding DT somewhere?
I am the random that ruins everithing
Plus it keeps you less bitter whilst playing DT
Idk but if you find it, lmk, Ive asked a couple of time for that lol
Not here but there is a DT modding server that's pretty active and large
If you do not care to bother finding it i'll just invite you through DMs
That one? https://discord.com/invite/rKYWtaDx4D
Just googled it up
my dt is modded out the wazoo
It took me about 3 hours to get banned from the helldivers discord the people there are immune to jokes
psyko asses
I said I was gonna jork it till odst launch then said u was gonna be a model discorder barring the touching kids part
Queue meltdown

Saying it again probably pretty dumb to have said it lol

are there any krieg cosmetics in the game?
Yes sir
But they kinda suck
And you have to wait ten thousand years for them to get back in rotation.
Not in the slop shop right now. Need to way for rotation
different flavours of krieg
Enjoy the waiting game my good man
it's like we need it
I’ve been waiting for steel legion for yeaaars
Serious question though: Why can't FatShark make their slop rotate every week instead of every other week?
Anyone know a big hd2 community other than the official one
Because they both love and hate money
Real answer they’re stupid
I don't think it's a matter of can or can't. The people in charge of the rotation frequency says every 2 weeks, so that's what goes
Cause they don't need it
If they truly loved money, they would have a weekly rotation. Players would be more inclined to spend cash.
With this "every other week" crap they severely limit the amount of cash flow. People see another set of stuff they're not interested in and that's two whole weeks of FS not getting money from these people.
It’s probably the same thing as with Fortnite gotta make u buy it now so you don’t lose out on it “forever”
does anyone have any tips in fixing back end error?
Yell at FS for better servers.
Or change ISP for maybe better connection.
yup
I wonder what servers fatshark uses
Cause they are the most dogshit ones I’ve ever seen
Trying to play on early Xbox launch was painful
I dunno, many are curious as well.
what platforms is this game on?
PC, Xbox, PS.
the main ones
i asked wrong
i menat to ask what...
names slips
bascially like
steam and such
steam, epic etc
Steam, MSstore.
and PS store xD
so epic doesnt have it
Atm, no. Probs mad cos no exclusivity thing.
epic fail more like it hahahahahahahahhah
aight, just curious
As in, only on their platform for at least a year.
so will it come to others too?
cause i see other icons on the end mission panel
somtimes the steam logo
somtimes a globe
Globe just means Console or MS.
MISTER PRESIDENT, A SECOND WARBOND JUST DROPPED
Whens the update coming out
The dev team is insane
OH NO GEN CHAT PERMS GONE
Wait a dragon? Are you for real
A FUCKING DRAGON
Yeah too much horny posting and gooning, it's joever
Hd2 ?
Underground mission huh
YUGEEE
Helldivers DRG Collab is very close but I cannot prove it
God the caves look so fucling cool
Also I am co vinced that ironsight is an industry plant @somber stream
He always has this shit leaked like 2 seconds before it launches

Oh daddy crack out the handheld vacuum because I’ve been a dusty devil 😈
suck em up lads!
H-Hivelord
Not yet I just saw the post and I’m gonna watch it once I get back inside
I’ve recently discovered the hotel I’ve booked for next week is haunted so it might be over for me guys it’s been fun
Oh okay, I won't spoil the deets then
How haunted are we talking about here?
Shit ass old man haunted or hot single victorian lady haunted
Angry murderer ghost lady and another ghost thst just hides in the corners apparently
Murdered*
you ever just speak in Italics?
Only to point something out
Yo momma
smiles softly in rp
Teleport behind you
I kill Heretics as per my duty, if I must do so whilst speaking in Italics, then so be it.
Image perms gone
Sauerkraut?
What the fuck happened
I don’t know what that is.
gasp
Sauerkraut is food though.
Did yall see the upcoming warbond
Embed perm gone, i miss it so much 💔
It’s sweet
Emperor's Guard
Yeah.
The white dudes with swords
Oh you rat
yes, I did know who they were my brain just forgot since it’s been literally years and I havent thought about Dune in a long time

How did we lose perms btw
Check pin
Also it's obvious innit?
it’s kinda similar to another situation I had a while back where a friend was talking about NERV and I was like “wtf is that?” and they started berating me because we literally watched Evangelion together.
Nah
I mean depends on what you're used to but
This is the norm in 95% of the servers i see
Shitposting
Gifslop
It can be hard to remember things you have no interest about, yeah
Gooners are everywhere no?
Too
Corn
2:24PM here 

Same timezone, you and i
Yesss
Man
I drank all the wrong concoctions yesterday
I'm on vacation for one more week
At himara
Sometimes I forget that everyone in here isn’t American
A small town
Must've been the wind
Sounds wild
Do drink the same amount of water to balance it out
Licht
I was very distracted to think straight lol
Yes Lucia?
Had to keep my family busy too
when I was in Germany, people looked at me funny when I picked garbage up off the side of the street…
I didn’t like seeing it there so I picked it up 😐
Here in albania you're a good person for doing it but knowing our people they'd laugh and call you a tool
City Center though still
Unfortunately
Even worse!
Lolol
Major cities in Germany is bonned
I appreciate your thoughtfulness
But it's like a drop in the ocean, see?
Yeah
a few minutes later, some wanker will liter the street again
It's a nice thing to do but at least here people will laugh at you for it
They might even take you for trash scavengers
Which where i live are pissed on all day
Since people love making fun of lower layers of society
Again, only in major cities, small ones like mine greatly appreciate such act
It's pretty fucked
That’s depressing…
Albania?
Ye
Same story everywhere in Balkan i see
You either fall in line or stick out and get hammered back in
Albania has a two headed Eagle and they make the sign of the Aquila (putting your hands together over chest with thumbs out to represent the eagle’s heads and fingers out to represent wings) therefore Albania is territory of the Imperium.
I thought Austria’s only had one head.
kinda like Germany
and Italy… and the US… and Mexico
and like, a bunch of countries actually.
Serbia and russia also have a two-headed chicken
countries who’s Eagle if they have one having two heads comes from Roman/Byzantines
and usually indicate having history of being Orthodox Christianity.
which… is why Serbia and Russia also have that
it’s not always the case, just commonly so.
the russian two-headed eagle from the late 1600s to early 1700s is a carbon copy of the Byzantine eagle
it is
yes, the Byzantines are the two headed Eagle, I already said that.
emperor from albania?
John Byzantine
I wouldn't mind an Eagle on me flag these day
Albania was not only a part of Byzantine/Roman Empire for a really long time, it was also mostly Orthodox Christian up until the 1600s
Balkan countries making flags: ❤️🔥 💯 ✍️
Balkan countries making governments: 💩
A shame we're going for that minimalism thingamajig
except for the most northern parts of Albania, they were and still are mostly Catholic for some reason
Yes. Once we got invaded by the ottoman we converted into muslim and we still are a muslim country
Yep
Only northernes are christian
And also
Very
Rash
They hate muslims and still have blood debt traditions
Some families continue to kill each other over long disputes
YEAH FINALLY I DID IT
congrats?
Golden dif unlocked
I had a boss a long time ago when I made pizzas like 7 or 8 years ago who was Albanian
he was… probably the least devout Muslim I ever met in my life lmao
lol
dude claimed to be a Muslim, then we’d see him doing shots at the bar later on 
Based
Allah doesn't see inside bars
allah allows booze in heaven, why not prepare your liver for an eternity of fire water?
And is gay
most religious people cheat on their religion

Yes, it's a super common thing here, due to sociatal pressure. Doesn't matter if you care about religion or not, you have to be our you're a shame to family and traditions
Personally i couldn't give less of a fuck
I just do what i feel like
Hypocrites one and all
THIS WARBOND IS SO GOOD
yeah, most of them are
Yeah, they get very defensive too
SEEN THE NEW UPDATE YET?
religion is full of hypocrites? whaaaa
Is the shotgun actually heavy pen?
The gods arose when 1 impostor arose
NOT YET BUT I WILL WATCH SOON
Light, but 600 damage
Oof
The church got up to some funny stuff a few hundred years back huh.



