general-chat

[ocean widget]

and i cant say things i want to in fallout 4

[ripe tangle]

let’s see, on my Father’s side they’re mostly Czechs, Germans, and Polish.

They’re mostly farmers and soldiers.

on my Mother’s side, she’s Korean, that side of the family comes from a long line of Shipbuilders, Dock Workers, and Fishermen.

[misty trench]

according to my 23&me I'm like a quarter irish, quater english, half turkish and then I've got a little like 2% sprinkling of greek, balkan, ethiopian+eritrean and ashkenazi

[elder merlin]

I meant a singleplayer game. I dont need your inferior gear, i have everything i need in my helldivers loadout

[stable fox]

For me i know I'm vostroyan and that's enough

[ripe tangle]

[ocean widget]

that last bit is an unfortunate name for being jewish

[elder merlin]

I shoulda done a 23 and me

[somber stream]

Are you saying SEAF gear is inferior?

[elder merlin]

I mean, if the shoe fits

[ocean widget]

nah the genetic data got sold off last time i checked

[elder merlin]

[misty trench]

yea it's unfortunate how that turned out eh

[inner nimbus]

balkans you say?

one of us
one of us
one of us

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with being Ashkenazi Jewish?

[somber stream]

Oh no, not the Balkans

[stable fox]

By the Throne

THE SECOND WARDEN AWAKE

[elder merlin]

Yeah, i did hear that too. I guess i'd just like to know what im a mutt of is all

[ocean widget]

read the last 4 letters of ashekenazi

[elder merlin]

[misty trench]

nothing wrong with it, just Ashkenazi having nazi in the word is an unfortunate coincidence

[ripe tangle]

oh okay

[inner nimbus]

I arrive with my shitty, physical recovery internet

[somber stream]

I bet you nazi that coming

[inner nimbus]

fear me mortals and despair

[stable fox]

QUICK MAKE NATEGORE AND AQUILA HUN GUY DO RAP BATTLE WHO'S THE BEST WARDEN HERE

[ocean widget]

fucking meridia over here
"HEAR ME AND OBEY"

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoom-suspicious-fear-uuh-gif-26460652

[somber stream]

Embed fail

[delicate vapor]

L

[somber stream]

The shame

[ripe tangle]

anyway, my ancestry is a mix of Central European and Korean, and either way I’m the descendant of peasants who’re more or less working class that worked honestly…

[formal mortar]

My mom side was thieves of various European descent, mostly Irish/Norse/French.

Dad side was Norse/Dutch/German. Have ancestors that went from Norway to Byzantine

[misty trench]

a new ham touches the bacon

[delicate vapor]

Did the mods patch the gifs and images

[ripe tangle]

there isn’t anything wrong with that I think

[stable fox]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

About time

[ocean widget]

image perms got removed because too many people shat the bed

[inner nimbus]

we fixed the slopshit exploit

[delicate vapor]

Time to adapt

[stable fox]

Nah, just need counter strike source

Trust

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-of-battle-warhammer40k-flamer-adepta-sororitas-flamethrower-gif-15890264

[somber stream]

Don’t get the fucking stickers blocked too

[elder merlin]

The most i know is my mom thinks we're french and on my bastard father's side, some tribe of american indian

[stable fox]

Well duh it's part of Darktide server

[elder merlin]

Dats it

[ocean widget]

i quite frankly cant be fucked to check my lineage

[misty trench]

multicultural GANG 😤

[elder merlin]

Would explain why i tan real well

[marsh iris]

sorry one blood here

[ripe tangle]

hell yeah

[somber stream]

I’m made of anime and sausage people

[stable fox]

[inner nimbus]

according to my dad my family were counts in Austria before WW1

then we became cunts in the Balkans so honestly, I consider it an upgrade

[ocean widget]

what did they count

[marsh iris]

so cool

[ripe tangle]

in WW1 I had relatives in Europe from my Dad’s side who died in Isonzo on the side of the Austro-Hungarians.

I forgot which battle exactly

but it was one of them.

[misty trench]

that's fair, I just did for a laugh/birthday thingy

the hardest thing about checking your lineage in Australia is the data throttling

[inner nimbus]

deez

[ripe tangle]

there were like 12 Battles of Isonzo

[round mica]

Morning 🌄

[ocean widget]

yeah 12 of em
lasted 2 years

[ocean widget]

awful

[misty trench]

it's entirely possible my ancestors actually straight merked one another at gallipoli but I haven't been able to confirm it

[elder merlin]

Japanese and german?

[inner nimbus]

thank

[elder merlin]

Or polish?

[inner nimbus]

I have a friend who is half french and half swiss and he hates cheese

[stable fox]

[inner nimbus]

which is fascinating to me

[elder merlin]

Damn

[stable fox]

Why they hate cheese

[ocean widget]

probably german given lichts name

[stable fox]

[misty trench]

hating cheese??? in this economy?

[ocean widget]

probably had to deal with too much of it growing up

[marsh iris]

actually yeah

getting expensive

good on them

[stable fox]

I use cheese now as part of my diet because bread is not good for health

[delicate vapor]

I may be made up with a mix of Coconut, jungle and land down under

[inner nimbus]

probably
still, funny

[ripe tangle]

My Grandfather is Korean but grew up in Japan, he actually escaped Japan and went back to Korea

[stable fox]

Ya all have stories to tell

Shame I don't have any

[outer jasper]

based, cheese is mid

[stable fox]

[formal mortar]

Only reason I know much of anything is both sides of the family recorded their history, mom's back around the 1300s and dad's I forget how far back. Then I did DNA tests to check if it added up

[misty trench]

ngl I could demolish a havarti rn

[marsh iris]

my parents grew up in southeast asia

[delicate vapor]

I remember trying the Dubai chocolate and ngl it actually tastes good, price was shit

[inner nimbus]

I only really know my family up until my late grandparents

and even then, can't be sure of all the details

[ripe tangle]

he was like 15, it was 1945, Japan was sure they were going to get invaded by the Americans and they actually pulled him out of the Labor Camp he was in to be a Japanese Soldier for the Invasion that never happened, instead he got on a ship and lived in the hull and survived on pears until he got back to Korea where he met up with his distant relatives.

[formal mortar]

You could start recording what you know and pass it on

[inner nimbus]

apparently my great grandfather from my dads side helped find Jugoton which became Croatia Records

[formal mortar]

That's cool

[stable fox]

Huh

[outer jasper]

grandparents always got some lore

[misty trench]

main thing I know about my great grandparents is great grandpa was about 5'4" and great gran was about 6'2"

all of his descendants are likewise short lmao

[inner nimbus]

as for my mom's side, they seem to have always been Serbs, and I have a lot of relatives here, some of whose existence I'm aware of

[outer jasper]

your great grandpa lucky a man

[inner nimbus]

apparently I look like my grandpa

I was quite a shock to my parents cus uhh

my dad's dark haired, mom is blonde, and I'm like a dirty blonde

both are brown eyed as well and I have these really bright blue/green eyes

[misty trench]

I'm carrying on his legacy of drinking tea and having a partner that could kick my ass

[stable fox]

[formal mortar]

I was dirty blonde, went bald, grew beard, beard came in with lot of red. Found out my dad had red curly hair, never knew because he was bald my whole life until he died

[inner nimbus]

apparently I have a circle or crown of pure blonde hair on the top of my head which may or may not be how I got my real life name lmao

[stable fox]

Pfp picture checks out

(sorry)

[formal mortar]

Lol it's all good

[outer jasper]

bro is DEFINATELY named angel

[inner nimbus]

nahh, too pretentious

its a more local name

[blazing hawk]

Bro is definitely named satan

[ocean widget]

lord

[misty trench]

John Serbia

[inner nimbus]

exactly

[formal mortar]

Some blonde? Not a spot of white? That's cool

[ripe tangle]

is it weird to say every person I ever met named Angel was a man?

[inner nimbus]

tis I, John Serb

[stable fox]

SATAN? WHERE

[inner nimbus]

here to

idfk actually

[blazing hawk]

John serb

[marsh iris]

god ⭕'d him

[inner nimbus]

make a really disturbing movie?

[stable fox]

Not Dio? Pity

[outer jasper]

quote from michael the archangel

[blazing hawk]

John Cadia

[inner nimbus]

here to eat all ćevapi

that'll do

[ripe tangle]

ćevapi is peak

[inner nimbus]

hell yeah it is

[ripe tangle]

I want to post pictures of it to show everyone how good it is

[misty trench]

Nate you gotta have your catchphrases be shit like "you just got serbed" and "serbs up"

[ripe tangle]

but alas, I can’t.

[formal mortar]

Dang now I gotta google it

[marsh iris]

thanks obama

[ripe tangle]

people will take advantage and post porn.

for some reason.

[inner nimbus]

serbs up might cause a revolution, just fyi

[misty trench]

this is acceptable

[marsh iris]

even in death they still serb

[inner nimbus]

its serbin time

[ripe tangle]

Albanians hate this one trick.

[misty trench]

we live to serb 🙏

[stable fox]

Smut is temporary. God Emperor is eternal

[marsh iris]

you got serb'd!

[marsh iris]

emperor your crack is showing

[inner nimbus]

and ćevapi are etarnaler

[formal mortar]

Oh ćevapi is just sausages?

[stable fox]

I almost was about to ask what the kark is cevapi

[inner nimbus]

not really, its like cooked minced meat

at least from the city I'm in, its served in 'plates' of four ćevapi

really they're just like, small kebabs?

[somber stream]

Chevap?

[formal mortar]

Like minced meat shaped into sausages?

[ocean widget]

yeah thats literally just a sausage

[somber stream]

Chevap is meat plate

With various kind of sausig

[stable fox]

Also it's almost easy to make priests trust you when you know who's the true one to praise

[ripe tangle]

I remember going to a Balkan deli and they had Ćevapi in like this flatbread with this delicious creamy white sauce

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

and it was soooooo good

[ocean widget]

if you took the skin off a sausage it'd be a cevapi

[ripe tangle]

I can’t ever find it anymore

[misty trench]

kaymak my beloved

[ripe tangle]

UGH

[formal mortar]

Lol I'm immature....

[somber stream]

Balkan food are real good, too bad they give you cancer

[stable fox]

Damn now i want to try out this stuff

[ocean widget]

jared from subway might have the recipe

[marsh iris]

what they add?

or is it burnt

[stable fox]

You karkers make my stomach have a gluttony

[ripe tangle]

I also like Greek and Turkish food too

[elder merlin]

Wtf

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

They smoke most of them, and eat on a daily basis

[marsh iris]

ah

[misty trench]

anything smoked has carcinogens in it yeah

[marsh iris]

yeah carcinogen

[misty trench]

which sucks because smoked food is fucking delicious

[formal mortar]

Basically them Jimmy Dean sausages are ćevapi

[marsh iris]

but it tastes so good

[somber stream]

So true

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Pick your poison

[stable fox]

Carci- urh... Bloody cigarettes

[somber stream]

Personally i like their Sarma

[marsh iris]

smoked food is bad
smokes 1 pack a day

[misty trench]

the key is to do something that makes sure you get cancer from something else

like I microdose some caesium between bites of jerky and bacon so I can blame radioisotopes instead of nitrites (don't do this)

[somber stream]

It's these wrapped cabbage with minced meat, slow cook for 7 hours

[inner nimbus]

ohh so thats what that lump is

[elder merlin]

I made pasta earlier

[stable fox]

Someone call magos biologist

[formal mortar]

I used to spray pesticides so maybe I can blame that if I get cancer from smoked foods

[stable fox]

I don't understand those words

[ripe tangle]

when I was in college there was a Turkish cafe, they had the best coffee I ever had in my life, they’d brew it in a cup through hot sand.

They also made Pide and Lahmacuns

and I miss that place

[misty trench]

that's the traditional way yeah

[ripe tangle]

everything there was 🔥

[marsh iris]

does it work with small caliber bullets?

[inner nimbus]

was it cheesy? cus if so, thats kajmak

[ripe tangle]

Yes!

[stable fox]

Burning in Purity

[ripe tangle]

yes it was

[inner nimbus]

kajmak is bae

[ocean widget]

just eat some walmart shrimp

[misty trench]

idk I've been eating .22s for about 5 months now to try and build resistance to .30 cals

[inner nimbus]

theres really one redeeming quality about my country imo and it really is the food

[marsh iris]

[inner nimbus]

if you like BBQ, holy fuck you're in heaven

[misty trench]

doesn't seem to work the way I thought it would

[stable fox]

.30 calibre?

[ripe tangle]

Aquila over here giving himself Super Cancer

it’s like Cancer except worse.

[inner nimbus]

it has a cape

[marsh iris]

chat population halved after aquila's advice

[ocean widget]

ok nvm eat specifically frozen shrimp from walmart
i dont know if it still needs to be frozen for the caesium to take effect

[stable fox]

Why it reminds me of that one fan fnaf game with this karking plot

Blyad

Priest

What have you done

[misty trench]

yeah y'know how some vaccines give you a small dose of dead disease so you build immunity?

surely bullets work the same, I'm posting from my coffin rn though so maybe I'm wrong

[stable fox]

[inner nimbus]

I know exactly which Fnaf fan game you're talking about

[stable fox]

The unfortunate one

[inner nimbus]

didnt its creator get found out as a pedo though? or am I mixing up my fnaf fangames

[misty trench]

speaking of good food tho, I got afghan food rn

[stable fox]

No no, the one that first started as fake fnaf 3

[inner nimbus]

ahhhh that one

[stable fox]

And it was made by uh, a kid

Per say

The other one on the other hand...

Urh...

Mess

[somber stream]

Man i crave fresh Salmon

Those Danes have it good

[stable fox]

[inner nimbus]

then theres me, I hate fish

[stable fox]

You mean fish right?

[somber stream]

There's fish, and then there's Salmon

[inner nimbus]

or, more likely, my parents do not know how to prepare fish

[misty trench]

it's true, my partner's of Danish background and oh my god I had no idea smorgasbords were so good

[stable fox]

All i do mostly eat is chicken

[ocean widget]

fnaf fangames have more controversies than the actual fnaf series has confusing plot points

[somber stream]

They have access to fresh out of the water salmon EVERY DAY

[stable fox]

Fnaf is whatever at this point

Should have stopped at first game or third

[formal mortar]

It's basically always mexican food for me these days... which is the same ingredients no matter what dish you make...

[outer jasper]

I fucking LOVE salmon I wish I lived near a salmon run

[inner nimbus]

I really like indian food fwiw

[misty trench]

literally can't go wrong with a good curry

[ocean widget]

it was supposed to

[inner nimbus]

speaking of which, man I could go for a butter chicken rn

[somber stream]

Indian long grain is funny to eat

[stable fox]

The key word "was"

[formal mortar]

I gotta get a new job so I can start eating other cultures food again

[misty trench]

also gulab jamun fucking slaps

[somber stream]

Too many curry makes you smelly

[stable fox]

Scott, we loved you but you still messed up

[ocean widget]

scott didnt like the shitty jumpscare so he made more games

[ripe tangle]

ngl I could go for a Fish Korma rn

[ocean widget]

instead of yknow
updating the jumpscare

[misty trench]

yeah but if I just blame the person next to me on the elevator it's not my problem

[marsh iris]

mutton keema and fish tikka

[somber stream]

So true

[stable fox]

[marsh iris]

garlic naan 🤪

[somber stream]

This

[stable fox]

Garut is going crazy

[ripe tangle]

Garlic Naan and both spicy and sweet chutneys

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

I could eat that daily

[marsh iris]

oooughh

[stable fox]

What are those word

[misty trench]

I'm drinking qaimaq chai rn and getting painfully addicted

[stable fox]

Qaima...

Blyad

English

[somber stream]

Look at these mfs eating fancy food

[misty trench]

afghan pink tea

[marsh iris]

god the masala milk tea is awesome

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

do you like Gulab Jamun?

[misty trench]

#general-chat message ofc

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

you also can’t go wrong with Tandoori Chicken

[marsh iris]

basic and good

[misty trench]

gulab jamun is definitely one of those things that if you eat too many you'll feel sickly sweet lmao, it's hard to resist doing so

[somber stream]

Masala chai? Isn't that thing has tons of ingredient in them

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

basic is fine, nothing wrong with it

Fish Pakora is also amazing, especially with the right spices

[misty trench]

it's like my teachers would say

keep it simple, stupid

[stable fox]

Sickly sweet? Sounds like chems

[rocky moat]

i cannot contain my excitement

[stable fox]

I will

[misty trench]

they'd also say stuff like "even though you're different, jesus still loves you" so idk if all their advice was golden

[stable fox]

[somber stream]

Wait how long till the launch again

Was it 1PM CEST

[rocky moat]

1 hour 44 minutes

[stable fox]

Lock and load ODST

[formal mortar]

"Wisdom is chasing her but she is faster" - My sister's history teacher

[somber stream]

Squids are up to something i can smell it

[marsh iris]

masala chai degas me

[stable fox]

Time to teach goobers how to be a real divers

[rocky moat]

im locked and loaded

[marsh iris]

its so good after a meal

[ripe tangle]

isn’t the whole deal with Jesus though (at least according to Christianity) that he literally loves humanity enough to die for it?

[somber stream]

Are you Indian

[stable fox]

Jesus is like God Emperor

[marsh iris]

no

[misty trench]

yeah that's his whole thing

[ocean widget]

a moron?

[stable fox]

God Emperor loves us

[somber stream]

I know you're asian of some variant

[marsh iris]

maybe

[marsh iris]

genestealer variant

oop

[ocean widget]

jesus clearly didnt consider what his actions would cause
should've just stayed a carpenter ngl

[astral basin]

God Emperor is supposed to be multiple messiah figures in history, though not explicitly stated which ones

[elder merlin]

But less cool

[stable fox]

Both is cool

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

[elder merlin]

Nah

[stable fox]

Yah

[elder merlin]

To be fair

[somber stream]

One of them isn't 3 metres tall with a flamming sword and golden armour

[elder merlin]

The God Emperor is a dummy and therefore not cool

[stable fox]

how

DARE

You...

[elder merlin]

He got a cool sword though

[elder merlin]

[misty trench]

he becomes John Carpenter

[marsh iris]

it's true though

[stable fox]

To say such vile thing about God Emperor, the master of mankind

[elder merlin]

Is that guy even still alive?

[formal mortar]

I have a flaming sword but I'm only 1.83 meters tall, do I count?

[stable fox]

PRIEST, DISCIPLINARY ACTION IS WARRANTED

[elder merlin]

Always loved his old movies

[misty trench]

I think so? at least I hope so

[marsh iris]

hey no sword pic

[somber stream]

Do you have a silky long black hair and can melt people with look alone?

[elder merlin]

John Carpenter's The Fog

[ocean widget]

yeah hes alive

hes 77 years old

[formal mortar]

Nah I'm bald with a red beard

[somber stream]

Oh

I'm sorry

[ocean widget]

wikipedia still has is so easy to tell hes alive

[misty trench]

like if he were dead the thing remake would've made him spin in his grave so fast we'd have infinite energy

[stable fox]

Let's see if they'll outlive Queen

I bet on yes

[ocean widget]

which one

[formal mortar]

My head is shiny tho

[ocean widget]

becaue hes outlived freddie and elizabeth

[stable fox]

Yes

[somber stream]

Explains why you're a OPM fan?

[misty trench]

lizzie is still alive in my heart ok

[inner nimbus]

john badguy

[heavy mango]

Explodes your heart

[marsh iris]

are you the beacon for astropaths

[heavy mango]

Now what, noob

[formal mortar]

My gf is more of a opm fan than me

[marsh iris]

steal his look

[inner nimbus]

whats an opm

[heavy mango]

one punch man

[inner nimbus]

ahh

[somber stream]

One Pauunnchhhh

[astral basin]

So. Wth is the point with the idols for getting all 4? Bc 120ish plasteel seems like a bogus bonus

[inner nimbus]

I am woefully illiterate when it comes to anime

[marsh iris]

normal punch

[inner nimbus]

I watched very little of it

[misty trench]

there is no queen of england, billions of wine mums must read dogshit tabloids about her grandchildren

[marsh iris]

😐 🤜

[stable fox]

I only watched Naruto as a kid

[ocean widget]

its 10 plasteel per idol x the level of difficulty

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

damnation its 50 plasteel per

[somber stream]

I'm blind to modern Anime

[ocean widget]

either way its free plasteel so who gives a shit

[inner nimbus]

I watched SAO with my gf, then we washed the taste of shit out our mouth with FMA: Brotherhood

[marsh iris]

OPM animation is quite peak

[astral basin]

I suppose. Idk i was expecting more

[misty trench]

I swear to god whenever I'm going through a store that has a magazine stand it's ALL royal family garbage

[formal mortar]

My favorite anime is probably Great Teacher Onizuka

[inner nimbus]

and then I watched JoJo which you can take however you want

[ocean widget]

i mean it is fatshark

[stable fox]

I have only watched a few episodes

Man JoJo is bizzare

[marsh iris]

JoJo season 1 is so silly

[inner nimbus]

and an adventure

[stable fox]

Blya

[formal mortar]

JoJo makes me sleepy

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

Uhoh no more img perms

[inner nimbus]

I think part 4 is my fav

[misty trench]

I enjoyed Fate/Zero

[inner nimbus]

imagine dividing fate by zero

[marsh iris]

i enjoyed most of the isekai deepdive anime

[somber stream]

Starting from today onward, yes

Back to monke

[formal mortar]

That would be undefined

[marsh iris]

its my goto bingewatch

[misty trench]

haven't watched anime in years tho

actually tell a lie I was watching gankutsuou with the missus like last year

[inner nimbus]

actually trying to think of what else I watched

[formal mortar]

Ghost Stories in English is a great watch

[inner nimbus]

I watched Jujutsu no Kaisen before it became really popular

[astral basin]

Pro tip
Season 1 and the first half of s2 are the same story
Double pro tip. Dont watch SAO. At most watch its spin offs. Its Gary Sue syndrome is horrific.

[inner nimbus]

To Your Eternity for a long while

[nocturne bloom]

First I get a 1 day suspension on GTA for saying Clanker and now this? Society has fallen

[inner nimbus]

well aware of all of it

[ocean widget]

one day for saying clanker
one week for hacking money
no wonder only high levels play that game

[inner nimbus]

only good thing about SAO is the opening and thats it

[misty trench]

rockstar actually moderates GTA online???

that's wild

[inner nimbus]

no they don't

[nocturne bloom]

They dont

Its an algorithm

[inner nimbus]

probably a private server

[nocturne bloom]

Auto detects voice chat

[ocean widget]

nope

[stable fox]

Getting suspension over a word clanker?

[ocean widget]

they removed text chat from the remastered version too

[misty trench]

oh, well no wonder it suspended you, you offended the bot

[formal mortar]

Its because you used a hard r

[astral basin]

They had something going with it
And like. Panicked on what to do not even 4 episodes in. Dropped the ball like they had internal writers beef or something

[stable fox]

I have a feeling people are getting replaced by false intelligence

[inner nimbus]

main reason me and my gf stopped playing

enhanced my ass

[fierce cave]

GIVE ME MY IMAGE PERMS RAAAAAAAAAHHH

[ocean widget]

didnt make money any more enjoyable to get either

[fierce cave]

I have no channel and I must meme

[ocean widget]

gotta love grinding cayo perico

[nocturne bloom]

I mean 1 repo mission takes 5 minutes and you get 100k for it right now

[stable fox]

Ah, the sound of suffering

[formal mortar]

I want to sleep but I can't so maybe I should drink coffee

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

unfortunately 100k isnt exactly 2 million per heist

[inner nimbus]

clearly youve never heard the tragedy of darth meme channel

[inner nimbus]

clearly youve never heard the tragedy of darth meme channel

[nocturne bloom]

Its faster

[astral basin]

The GGO spin off is really nice.
It has. A singular cameo. “By the way guys, its my show and im the coolest”
But yeah

[ocean widget]

depends on how fast u can speedrun cayo perico i spose

[nocturne bloom]

Youll fuck up a cayo run

Dont lie

[marsh iris]

i heard general chat had image perms at some point

[nocturne bloom]

Most do

[misty trench]

I'd say I can picture it now but

[nocturne bloom]

Plus, you can get more than 100k

Most i got was 180k

[stable fox]

"have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth memer the kek?"
"No."
"I felt not. It's not the story a mods would tell. It's a clown's legends."

[ocean widget]

nah i havent
only time i fucked it up was the first time and thats cus i thought i could melee everything

[astral basin]

Wait wait wait they took image perms from here???? 🤣 🤣 🤣

[ocean widget]

yeah

[inner nimbus]

there's also a GGO game that from what I've seen seems pretty cool as well

[ocean widget]

too many people shat the bed

[rocky moat]

i ate them

[nocturne bloom]

Ok bro you totally get every keycard first shot

[ocean widget]

fuck no

[misty trench]

we're gonna have to get you a sign to point at, at this rate lmao

[marsh iris]

must be a fever dream oh well

[ocean widget]

i play cayo solo

never bothered with the keycards

[nocturne bloom]

That doesnt make sense then

[ocean widget]

what
the fact i dont like sharing money?

[inner nimbus]

there was a time when I actively played GTA 5 where I could get the elite challenge solo on Cayo

[nocturne bloom]

The fact you skip 90% of the profit for yourself

[inner nimbus]

been ages since I played though

[stable fox]

I'm probably one of a very few people who didn't played gta 5

[ocean widget]

i mean its literally just pop in, pop a couple cages, grab the shit from the glass/vault, pop out

pretty simple

[nocturne bloom]

Keycard = doors = the money. If youre just going for the main item youre screwing yourself

[stable fox]

Even after having this possibility thanks to my payment

[ocean widget]

nah cus the doors arent the only way

[inner nimbus]

Id recommend it, the singleplayer is like a blockbuster movie as a game

[misty trench]

me when the lottery keeps trying to give me a share of 50 million dollarydoos

[ocean widget]

you got the warehouses n shit

[ocean widget]

yeah winning the lottery can fucking suck

[stable fox]

Gta 4 is better

[nocturne bloom]

If youre going all the way there then you take forever

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

saw one dude wore a batman mask or smth

[nocturne bloom]

Id beat you money wise with repos

[ocean widget]

nah
pop in through the sewer grate and leave via one of the harbours

[inner nimbus]

in solo you can't use the card doors anyways, you go for coke

[ocean widget]

pretty simple

[inner nimbus]

unless if you do the bug

[misty trench]

yeah most people who win the lottery actually end up worse for it because all financial literacy goes out the window (if it existed in the first place) and they ruin themselves

[inner nimbus]

but Im skill issued on that end

[ocean widget]

they patched that unfortunately

[nocturne bloom]

You literally dont need to leave there

You just jump off the cliff and swim out

[ocean widget]

yeah but close to the warehouses

[stable fox]

Never won lottery in my life

[nocturne bloom]

You do it the longest way from that entrance

[ocean widget]

so why not

[stable fox]

And let it be this way

[ocean widget]

theres 2 harbours tho

[nocturne bloom]

Warehouses are crap compared to the rooms

[misty trench]

most I've won is like $10 from a scratchie, and that's ok

[ocean widget]

i mean
the rooms require 2 people so thats 50% each

[nocturne bloom]

They dont

You can go in solo

[ocean widget]

they patched those in enhanced bruh

[formal mortar]

If I win the lottery I still won't be able to afford health care

[stable fox]

I'd kill anything for 10 bucks

/jk

[nocturne bloom]

They didnt

You literally run to the other pad

[ocean widget]

ah
thought you meant climbing through walls

cus tried that and they patched it

[nocturne bloom]

Why would you climb a wall if you go in from the pipe

[ocean widget]

gold place near the vault

climb on safe
fall through floor into gold place
grab shit
go to vault

[formal mortar]

Why go through a pipe if walls are not boundaries?

[astral basin]

People act mad that my state doesnt have lottery
I watch people spend child support for 3 kids on weekly nail n hair appointments 😭

[nocturne bloom]

Stop leaving the compound youre taking far too long. Kill the 2 people after the drain pipe, grab card if they drop, hit first room, vault, hit auxiliary room, better profits

[astral basin]

They dont know how to spend money ever

[nocturne bloom]

1 cayo run should only take 10 minutes and you should get like 2.5m

[astral basin]

Scratch that. They spend money fine
They dont know how to handle money

[nocturne bloom]

Idk what youre doing but if it works for you thats good

[ocean widget]

bro i cant even do cayo perico anymore
got banned for cheating money since i could not be fucked grinding cayo over and over

[nocturne bloom]

And there we have it

[formal mortar]

A game about doing crimes to get money, bans players for doing crimes to get money

[ocean widget]

yup

[ocean widget]

wanting to drive an armoured firetruck shouldnt be a crime projekt

[obtuse oak]

there is always a topic of conversation, but the amount of image and gif spam that had nothing to do with whatever was being discussed in genchat at the time was off the charts. people were just dumping shit in here for no reason, making it impossible to talk about anything, and it was often rulebreaking stuff or just plain slop. not only did it add nothing, it actively detracted from the channel.

[nocturne bloom]

Gta is dookie easy, if you need to cheat money in you just suck

Thems the facts

[ocean widget]

easy and time consuming and boring as shit is very different

[obtuse oak]

wait gta is a real videogame? i thought it was an rp platform

[ocean widget]

is it easy
yes
is it boring doing the same exact thing over and over
also yes
is it time consuming
also yes

[ocean widget]

unfortunately

[ocean widget]

yes we know you are the wall

[nocturne bloom]

Then stop doing cayo and take advantage of the 4x rewards you were too blind to see

[formal mortar]

So is the dlc for Rogue Trader worth it/necessary? Or am I good to run the base game

[nocturne bloom]

4x on scrapyard isnt a joke

[ocean widget]

bro i got banned on enhanced edition
i cant exactly take advantage of rockstar not importing my old data

[nocturne bloom]

4x hangar cargo isnt a joke

Thats on you

[ocean widget]

rockstar failing to import data is on me
mhmm

[ocean widget]

its alright i spose

[somber stream]

It add a good chunk to the story overall

[nocturne bloom]

You cheating is defo on you homie

[ocean widget]

wouldnt recommend adding it mid-game though

[somber stream]

Also kinda cheap so good to have

[ocean widget]

rockstar not importing my old data isnt though

[formal mortar]

Hmm ill wait for a sale then

[somber stream]

Waiting for Dork heresy

[ocean widget]

imo just get the season pass off of cdkeys

it aint worth buying on steam

[nocturne bloom]

ive started over 4 times and its only maybe taken a month max of casual play to get everything back

[stuck phoenix]

1 hour 15 minutes

[lilac crag]

image perms are gone?

[somber stream]

Still working reeeee

[lilac crag]

what a day

[ocean widget]

i have no clue how the fuck you enjoyed that

[obtuse oak]

yup

[ocean widget]

yeah

[stuck phoenix]

CDkeys is truly a life saver when I have to spend shit on plastic

[ocean widget]

too many people shat the bed

[nocturne bloom]

Because I don't drool over cayo

[fierce cave]

Why'd you say it twice

[surreal urchin]

Only 1hr 15mins fellas

[ocean widget]

mhmm

[formal mortar]

CD keys?

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-helldivers-2-gif-11934485202053419711

[ocean widget]

key selling website

[obtuse oak]

the trial ran for about a month and the results were.... conclusive

[ocean widget]

season pass goes for 25 quid
cdkeys its on there for almost 8 quid

https://www.cdkeys.com/warhammer-40-000-rogue-trader-season-pass-pc-dlc-steam

[marsh iris]

im a warraner enjoyer in gta5

fun to drive

[nocturne bloom]

Sitting in the middle of the city with a chernobog is peak shitter

[formal mortar]

Oh ok thanks. Ill have to contact my bank tomorrow so they'll let them take my money

[surreal urchin]

GTA would be so peak If the grind wasn’t so ass

[nocturne bloom]

Only as ass as you make it really

[misty trench]

I just liked driving around

some heists were fun too

[marsh iris]

i obey traffic rules

[surreal urchin]

Spent 3 hours at the casino to get the flying Delorian because I’m a brookie very unfun

[ocean widget]

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197973393139/recommended/2186680/

this review is unfortunately accurate

[nocturne bloom]

You can literally just macro your character to spin and have 250k afk every few hours

[marsh iris]

until someone dent my ride, im going murder spree

[surreal urchin]

I’m on Xbox

[nocturne bloom]

Rubberband

[elder merlin]

[surreal urchin]

Fuck I might now didn’t even know you could afk farm

[nocturne bloom]

Semi afk

You need to occasionally do a mission to keep popularity up

But thats how I got everything as fast as I did

[misty trench]

imagine making a game built entirely around criminal activity but getting upset about players using exploits

[surreal urchin]

Sounds easy but very boring

[nocturne bloom]

Id rubber band at the hangar and send rooster to get crates while the nightclub farmed, since it was 3x hangar cargo I was getting over 10m a sell every hour

[surreal urchin]

Holy shit

That makes the past cayo sound like shit money

[nocturne bloom]

They just added the car wash which gives 30k a in game day too

[nocturne bloom]

Kinda is

Pay attention to what rockstar has for 2x 3x or 4x rewards

[obtuse oak]

I didn't play long enough to be able to fully experience or articulate these points, but I stopped after 3 hours and am now playing BG3 again instead, which is probably my subconscious picking up on the same things and diverting me back to the superior CRPG experience

[nocturne bloom]

Cayo isnt necessary

[surreal urchin]

You’ve convinced me I’m redownload gta time to suffer

[marsh iris]

i wonder if my save still there

[nocturne bloom]

Right now its repo missions

[marsh iris]

havent played for years

[nocturne bloom]

Youll probably get 60k a mission without gta+ but a mission will only take a few minutes

[formal mortar]

Seems pretty honest. I'll still give it a go since i already have the base game for free

[surreal urchin]

Sounds decent the missions are kind of ass though

[misty trench]

I'm enjoying Rogue Trader myself

it's not as good as bg3 but it's pretty solid

[surreal urchin]

Wish I was able to enjoy turn based games looks very good

[somber stream]

Tbh BG3 is a very high bar

[misty trench]

yeah

[formal mortar]

I still gotta beat bg3 on honor mode

[nocturne bloom]

Spawn point, hangar, send rooster out, do mission, repeat

[misty trench]

I beat honour mode with a draconic ice sorcerer

[obtuse oak]

it is. in fact, it's the only CRPG I've ever finished and I still want to play it.

[formal mortar]

I am doing a draconian durge ice sorc right now lol

[misty trench]

it was not a clean run, many tieflings and a few companions were irreparably harmed

[obtuse oak]

I have a habit of replaying super good games repeatedly instead of playing a lot of mediocre-to-good games

the past 3 years have just been me alternating cyberpunk, elden ring, bg3 and darktide

lol

[nocturne bloom]

Each enemy killed gives me 100 rp too

[surreal urchin]

Anyone here play jrps? Just started clair obscura first one I’ve ever enjoyed

[obtuse oak]

does pokemon count?

[formal mortar]

I've played a few jrpgs

[misty trench]

I accepted my honour mode run was gonna be a mess when I ended up ||killing both alfira AND quill||

[formal mortar]

Suikoden was my first one

[obtuse oak]

hahah wtf, how

[somber stream]

Jrpgs are in their own world, one thing in common: Ball crushingly hard

[astral basin]

Just watched a dog solo kill a crusher

[formal mortar]

I already killed gale

[misty trench]

nature's snare, I forgot it can, y'know, snare

and that does piercing damage

so my non-lethal knock out turned into murder

[surreal urchin]

Is there anything else like clair obscura or is everything else just anime games that are yeah ball crushingly hard

[obtuse oak]

honor mode isn't for me, I don't even play on tactician, I just like the narrative/characters/quests a lot

[formal mortar]

Apparently they wouldn't let me have gale and his hand

[ocean widget]

aye yeah if you got it for free just play it without the dlc for the first time

[obtuse oak]

oh no

[ocean widget]

no point buying the dlc if you dont like it

[ocean widget]

yeah non lethal only applies to melee on temporary hostile targets

[misty trench]

so Alfira fuckin' karked it and then that night quill arrived at camp instead

[ocean widget]

so you can kill the owlbear cub that way

[misty trench]

I also may or may not have asked gale to embrace his inner firework at the end

[ocean widget]

you go DB for that route?

[misty trench]

minsc and jaheria also died

[ocean widget]

how the fuck did minsc die

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

an hour left

[somber stream]

NOT JAHEIRA YOU MONSTER

[obtuse oak]

I'm replaying my 'canon' character from release. oath of the ancients paladin of lathander half-elf on a quest to fix shadowheart (and everyone else, but mostly shadowheart). i think the narrative beats of ||acquiring the blood of lathandar -> cleansing the shadow curse -> encouraging shadowheart to break free from shar and releasing isobel|| is so incredibly peak for that character, i just want to relive it

[ocean widget]

eh who gives a shit about jaheira ngl

shes yet another druid elf

[somber stream]

I'll be still working..

[misty trench]

well Jaheira died in act 2, minsc could not be convinced I was there to help, mistakes were made

[formal mortar]

As for Clair Obscur, I haven't played that, but I heard they use a quick time system during battles?

[somber stream]

You enjoy yourself yeah?

[lilac crag]

damn you, no day off?

[obtuse oak]

jaheira kills herself at moonrise so easily

[ocean widget]

yeah

you ever played swords and souls?

[lilac crag]

I was banking on your existence

[somber stream]

Used it all due to food poisoning

I'll hop on later today

[formal mortar]

No but I played Last Remnant which uses a qte system

[misty trench]

Jaheria was just me thinking "there's no way she'll leap into those paladins right?"

oh yeah she lept into those paladins and got smote out in one turn

[ocean widget]

ah no clue then

[ocean widget]

NPCs are unfortunately fucking morons

[obtuse oak]

and paladins are ruthless

[misty trench]

yeah she legit leapt onto her own icestorm, got proned and then smote into the dirt

[obtuse oak]

they will always immediately drop all their spell slots on smites on the nearest mfer

super dangerous enemies lmao

[ocean widget]

still easier to deal with than getting 100 gold by performing

[formal mortar]

Another good jrpg is Lost Odyssey

[surreal urchin]

Yeah it’s pretty nice you can actually do something when it’s not your turn too unlike in other crpgs

[misty trench]

meanwhile in another run I killed the oathbreaker knight because he turns hostile if you give him a light shove, apparently

[obtuse oak]

why did you shove him??

[misty trench]

I was shoving astarion and it was funny

and I wanted to know what the oathbreaker knight would do

turns out what he does is he gets up and one shots shadowheart and wyll

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/i-took-that-personally-keegan-michael-key-saturday-night-live-personal-sensitive-gif-21648238

[surreal urchin]

Think I have that on my 3ds never played it though

[misty trench]

I was level 4 at the time and the dude is fuckin lvl 12

shit was brutal

[formal mortar]

It was a xbox 360 only release

[obtuse oak]

how did you kill him? hold humanoid?

[misty trench]

I may or may not have kept ressing shadowheart

[obtuse oak]

withers: "what the fuck"

[surreal urchin]

Yeah I was thinking if Etrian odyssey don’t know how I got those messed up lol

[formal mortar]

Both got odyssey in em

[misty trench]

withers was just watching actually yeah lmao

[ocean widget]

you could probably beat the oathbreaker easier if you nick whoshisfaces armour and the silver sword from the gith

[obtuse oak]

I bet he still had the gall to say "fate spins along as it should" afterwards

[ocean widget]

raphael thats the fucker

[formal mortar]

Withers just can't care about what really happens

[wary vigil]

Hi

[ocean widget]

2 legendaries from act 3 available in act 1 for some fuckin reason

[obtuse oak]

you can get the helldusk armor? huh?

[ocean widget]

i think he just wants to piss off the dead 3 ngl

[formal mortar]

He's just there to be an instigator

[ocean widget]

yeah tiefling party he shows up if you dont talk to him if i remember correctly

[obtuse oak]

actually he's there because he's been ordered to be

by ||Helm||

[ocean widget]

use a silence spell on him via some enemy kidnapping or if you have silence at that point

badabing badaboom beat him to unconciousness and nick his armour

easy 21 AC at act 1

[obtuse oak]

why the fuck does that version of him spawn with the armor LMAOOOO

[ocean widget]

no fucking clue

same reason whos his face has the silver sword

larian special i spose

[obtuse oak]

voss?

[misty trench]

crpgs seem to just be janky and buggy in that way lol

[ocean widget]

yeah thats the fucker

command drop can make him drop his sword

[obtuse oak]

you can kill him in act 1 too?

oh wow

[ocean widget]

nah u can just respec everyone into clerics and easy

[obtuse oak]

I always use command drop to get everburn blade from the commander cambion lol. but doesnt getting close to him trigger a cutscene after which he leaves?

[misty trench]

my favourite honour mode cheese was hiring a bunch of clerics from withers to sit in camp and be my warding bond victims assistants

[obtuse oak]

re: voss

[ocean widget]

yeah but u dont need to get close

hold on theres a dude whos done a vid on this

[lethal solstice]

Hit point batteries

[obtuse oak]

I don't really want to cheese the game anyway, I always try to play things 'canonically'

so don't look it up on my account

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRBKsmKbF4k
4:10 for helldusk
3:06 for silver sword

[misty trench]

I play fair outside of honour mode, in honour mode I am exceedingly dishonorable lmao

[ocean widget]

fair

[ocean widget]

just have em multiclass into druids as well to make them all produce goodberries and have the feat that gives them ritual spells

hirelings have literally no other use

[misty trench]

meanwhile in rogue trader I went bladedancer because I love shit like that and turns it out it's just fucking anime bullshit overpowered

[misty trench]

yeah they're living breathing stat sticks

[ocean widget]

yeah kibellah is fucking nuts unsurprisingly
just jumpin about fuckin everywhere

[obtuse oak]

oh I would be too

but I don't play honour mode

[obtuse oak]

though I did add the extra encounters mod so now I have devil wyll and the infernal robes. oh well

[misty trench]

that's the thing I went biomancy origin and bladedancer archetype for my RT

it's absurd

[ocean widget]

oh yeah have one of the hirelings subclass 6 levels into transmutation wizard

transmuters stone

easy resist n shit

[misty trench]

look I'm not saying I'd sell my soul to mizora but

[ocean widget]

so just a better heinz?

[ocean widget]

im pretty sure wyll reacts to you fucking her

[misty trench]

pretty much

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR8vHpGqaFg

[astral basin]

One last mission before drop into helldivers

[misty trench]

yeah he gets very upset

thing is I only did it because I wanted to cuck the emperor

[obtuse oak]

everyone can react to you fucking mizora if you're romancing them. karlach is really upset, it's painful

[misty trench]

but emps says nothing about it

[ocean widget]

i dont think he cares tbh

[misty trench]

I ate that calamari for nothing smh

[ocean widget]

all he wants is you to fuck up the netherbrain and then be mind controlled like whosherface

[obtuse oak]

can't you choose to fuck the emps in his dream guardian form?

[ocean widget]

yeah

[obtuse oak]

I always make the dream guardian an absolute hottie

[ocean widget]

doesnt make it any better though

[obtuse oak]

should pick that option sometime

[misty trench]

idk, I was playing with a group so I felt the need to scar them for life

[obtuse oak]

oh fair.

[ocean widget]

[obtuse oak]

coop is definitely the time and the place for shenanigans.

[ocean widget]

at least they all got the achievement

[obtuse oak]

I played most of act 1 with a group of friends before and we were doing okay, playing relatively normal

until my friend said "I'm stealing the idol"

[misty trench]

also my guadian was a goofy ass vegeta githyanki with a twirly pink mustache

[obtuse oak]

extreme degeneracy followed

[misty trench]

so that would've not been much better xd

[ocean widget]

the idol is easy to steal

just give astarion a potion of invis and watch the red areas

[fierce cave]

HANK IS ALIVE

[ocean widget]

give it to the tiefling child and then steal it back for free money and a permanent boost

[obtuse oak]

did you believe otherwise?

[misty trench]

I love stealing the idol and halsin says fuck all about it

[fierce cave]

Just didn't see you for a WHILE

[obtuse oak]

oh, yeah. I was on vacation

[fierce cave]

Where to

[obtuse oak]

north macedonia

[misty trench]

halsin watching his nature get boosted by +1 every time I walk by and he doesn't give a shit

[ocean widget]

yeah a permanent boost to nature and animal handling checks is great

[fierce cave]

The land of macdonol

[ocean widget]

granted i've got no idea when if ever those checks come up but yknow

free shit is free shit

[misty trench]

they come up a fair-ish amount

[obtuse oak]

very beautiful place https://photos.app.goo.gl/KmfWxF9QWWHmLRYA7

[misty trench]

also killed kagha AFTER halsin demoted her xdd

[ocean widget]

yeah animal handling got fucked by larian

animals shouldnt be speaking as much as they do but oh well

just chug a fuckin speak with animals potion n your done

[obtuse oak]

oath of ancients paladin: exists

[misty trench]

I mean larian is a bit silly

[surreal urchin]

Where is that?

[misty trench]

I still can't believe hexblade exists

[ocean widget]

i still cant believe arcane rogue class sucks that badly

[obtuse oak]

the monastery of saint naum in north macedonia, on the shores of lake ohrid

[misty trench]

such a silly and free 1 lvl dip

[misty trench]

arcane archer out here being a better archer than rogue and ranger

[ocean widget]

nah astarions default subclass for rogue

hold on

[obtuse oak]

arcane trickster, yea

it's garbonzo

[misty trench]

oh arcane trickster, yeah it's shit

[ocean widget]

yeah it sucks ass

[misty trench]

same deal with trickery domain on shadowheart

[ocean widget]

just go thief or swashbuckler

[misty trench]

swashbuckler is fun af

[obtuse oak]

rogue in general kinda sucks. none of the subclasses are worth going to lvl 12 with. thief is a good dip only because other classes have such busted bonus actions

[surreal urchin]

Damn that’s not what I imagined Greece looked like although I guess they’re kinda separate

[ocean widget]

its wild how they shat the bed so badly with shadow magic sorcerer though

take 1 level in it and thats the only use it has

[misty trench]

only full send I've done is swords bard just because of magical secrets and flourishes both being insane

but nowdays I'd dip a level in hexblade if I were to do it again and be optimal™

[obtuse oak]

I made astarion a swashbuckler now, having less restrictive sneak attacks is neat

[misty trench]

hexblade is gross even for me tho

[misty trench]

plus pocket sand

[ocean widget]

rogues suffer because larian made the level cap 12

thieves get access to all magic items at level 13 no matter what race and level 17 they get two turns at the start of combat

[obtuse oak]

oh wow wtf

[misty trench]

honestly sad they didn't add artificer to the game despite gortash and the gnomes being such big parts of the story

[ocean widget]

https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/rogue:thief

supreme sneak sucks in bg3

its literally just an invis potion with a short rest requirement

for 9 levels

[obtuse oak]

illusion wizard also sucks

[misty trench]

y'know what larian did get right tho

playing aspect of the chimp+eldritch knight so I can hit mfs with a blinding salami boomerang

[obtuse oak]

but who cares about wizards. all the cha caster classes are awesome and that's what matters because they're perfect for face characters.

paladin's main character energy is extreme, i'm addicted to playing them as tav

[misty trench]

bladesinger ended up being a lot less bladey than I'd have liked

[ocean widget]

first run i went with gloomstalker archfey crosspath cus i made talion

[misty trench]

I always end up as an oathbreaker

[obtuse oak]

the unique dialogue content for durge paladin is also peak, though i dont like playing durge that much

[misty trench]

I like playing durge for the items and story, though I don't much care for the whole edgy aspect of it

also I swear to god bhaal babes are all the EXACT same person

[ocean widget]

still cant get alfira instead of halsin

[misty trench]

also whether or not I kill astarion is a coin flip on how ADHD I'm feeling that day

so durge does kinda check out that way I suppose

[ocean widget]

i think they're only named that because astarion calls you that if i remember what i read correctly

which yknow
the people who actively enjoy bhaal seem to for some reason enjoy ascended astarion

[misty trench]

and they're all half-elves with the same hairstyle and face paint

[ocean widget]

im still surprised some people dont know evelyn is just someones tav

[misty trench]

literally the worst ending, I don't get how people can vibe with making astarion an even bigger tosser lmao

it's a struggle to not stake him early game

which is weird because you'd think I'd hate marazhai in RT for the same reasons but I actually fuckin' like marazhai way more somehow

[ocean widget]

someones made a mod for tav being happy during AA kisses so i've got no clue whats going on there

[ocean widget]

probably because hes more than haha i am evil vampire man now or smth

i didnt interact with him all that much tbf

[misty trench]

yeah like Marazhai is a psycho but he knows what he is and doesn't really beat around the bush in that regard

whereas astarion is kinda like, without agency and desperately insecure as a result

I guess it's like I don't expect Marazhai to be better at all but with Astarion I expect him to know better

[ocean widget]

yeah
only real reason i can see to ascend astarion is if you're struggling in act 3 somehow since a 3d10 necrotic damage each turn aint too bad

[misty trench]

perhaps unfair but eh

like Minthara I can vibe with too

[ocean widget]

yeah
at least with gale it sorta makes sense
not with AA tho

dude had to feed on rats for hundreds of years

[misty trench]

Gale's arrogant and stuff but he's not like, wantonly malicious like astarion tends to try to be

[ocean widget]

yeah for being a wizard gales just kinda stupid

[misty trench]

I get all the characters are commentary on the cycle of abuse and how that can manifest but astarion rubs me the wrong way for whatever reason, it might just be because he's a pain in the ass to get apporval with if you're not being a complete sociopath for the whole early game

[ocean widget]

give him the necromancy of thay

[misty trench]

bro is truly adorkable

[ocean widget]

thats an easy boost plus it gives fuck all bonuses

[ocean widget]

yup

[misty trench]

yea I do that, I also just don't bring him for much because you can dodge all his disapprovals that way

missing out on that happy bonus is sadge but eh, it's overkill lol

[ocean widget]

yeah necromancy of thay gives speak with dead as a ritual spell
which you can just get from the amulet near withers
and the danse macarbe

[ocean widget]

yeah thats fair
only brought him along since i had no one else who was good at picking locks

you'd think the book would have a better spell than summon 4 uncontrollable ghouls every long rest though

[misty trench]

the curse of the tome is it's underwhelming

[ocean widget]

yeah
should've given it artistry of war or smth

least then it'd be useful

[misty trench]

literally anything else

like fuckin oathbreaker's control undead is better

imo anyway

[ocean widget]

you arent wrong

create undead is better and it summons 1 dude instead of 4

[misty trench]

oh to be a fly on the wall at larian's balancing dept

I do really wanna know what possesed them to ship hexblade like that lmao, I get that balance is clearly not a big focus but hoo lordy

[stuck wasp]

Some of the balance issues stem from DnD imo

[misty trench]

this is true, though Larian's homebrew is about as buckwild

[stuck wasp]

Though the main issues I had while playing back at launch (other than occasional bugs) was that there is so much good gear, for the Gith

[misty trench]

game's still fun af so idc, plus I just don't run shit I don't wanna run so it's np but it's funny to think about

[stuck wasp]

I do not care who you send, I shall not play a Gith

[misty trench]

laezel in the gith gear becomes death destroyer of worlds

[ocean widget]

they didnt need to give it bind hexed weapon but for some reason they did

[delicate vapor]

what a week huh

[misty trench]

especially now that eldritch knight actually has a bit more of a use case nowadays

[delicate vapor]

could kill for a carlton dry with this weather

[misty trench]

yeah like, for pure hexblade it's fine but that 1 lvl dip is just absurd

[misty trench]

god what I'd give for a 6 pack of great northern rn

[delicate vapor]

my old man use to always buy a slab of great northern every week

[misty trench]

hell yeah

[ocean widget]

ranger is still mid unfortunately
Only one of the favoured enemy traits is useful and you'll never guess which one it is

[delicate vapor]

it fills up the giant plastic bag we got and with all those cans we got $200 from the recycle deposit

😶

i miscalculated

[misty trench]

you're right because I've legit forgotten what the options even are

hold up lemme get reacquainted

[delicate vapor]

200 is still a lot from those cans

[ocean widget]

wasteland wanderer fire is the only good natural explorer unfortunately given how prominent fire damage is

[misty trench]

200 is a tidy profit actually lmao

very cool

[delicate vapor]

yea

now we just get random korean beers

[misty trench]

ohhh yeah right that

yea I forgot how many of those options fucking suck

[misty trench]

are they any good? I've enjoyed most japanese beers I've tried

[ocean widget]

dread ambusher is unfortunately the only good subclass for obvious reasons

[delicate vapor]

cass is pretty good

[ocean widget]

also hunter getting jack shit at level 5 is wack

[misty trench]

ranger really got done dirty

the swarmkeeper spec they added is very conceptually cool and even kinda fun but it's pretty sad in terms of actual strength from what I've played of it

[ocean widget]

yeah
neat concept just shit execution

[misty trench]

mhm

[somber stream]

10 Minutes

[ocean widget]

writhing tide is unfortunately beaten by something known as jumping

[south jetty]

@misty trench are you okay you're really active today

[ocean widget]

plus your 1D6 swarm attack goes from that to a very strong 1d8

[misty trench]

I may or may not be baked af atm

[marsh iris]

perms gone, many unseen names talking

[south jetty]

holy shit......

kindred spirits

[misty trench]

I become yappier than normal and I'm already pretty yappy

[south jetty]

it's because they aren't afraid they're gonna see the goontide again

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[south jetty]

yeah I'm not really a talker when sober but mmm aaaaa I get a little talkative after

[marsh iris]

tried weed once, slept

[south jetty]

it helps with my arthritis and anxiety so much

also teehee funny

[misty trench]

it helps me ye olde ptsd better than most anything else I've tried with the most acceptable side effects

[somber stream]

Damn, Would've been great to spam the Hellpods dropping gif right about now

Oh well you can just imagine it, TO YOUR HELLPODS

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-hellpod-helldive-helldivers-2-hellpod-gif-5849478231444523081

[marsh iris]

yooo gif perms are back!

not

[somber stream]

Just mod using it, democratically

[misty trench]

yea I'm not gonna abuse the perms but if the people need a gif I shall provide (within reason)

[marsh iris]

give a request to your gif DJ

[somber stream]

1.6 gigs of update, no new Squid yet

[marsh iris]

squid games

[wary vigil]

Where?

[somber stream]

Helldivers 2

[wary vigil]

Oh oki

[lilac crag]

you're lucky the mods took off image perms

I can't do my for honor gifs anymore

[stuck wasp]

General lost gif perms ?

Again

[marsh iris]

bro red named too late

[little marten]

Squid games 🇰🇷

[marsh iris]

dooooog

[misty trench]

yep

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-deus-ex-jc-shame-gif-26245854

[stuck wasp]

What happened

[hidden trout]

It shouldn't have gotten embeds ngl

Instant downward spiral

[misty trench]

yeaaa we took a leap of faith (apparently miscalculated faith)

[marsh iris]

any deeper we might find genestealers

[misty trench]

check da pins, it'll give you the summary

[stuck wasp]

I'm not surprised (well I'm just surprised that it took this long to be locked again

[little marten]

Images are gone??