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A kilogram of feathers
For reference, your average Leman Russ Weight around 60 tons
Yeah but the kilogram of steel is heavier tho
Thats 60 tons of feathers
While the American Abram weight from 68 to 73 tons
How much does moebian steel weigh tho
And also looks like utter dogshit
Feathers
Isn’t that just high quality steel
So it’s the same just better at protection
Steel is still heavier 
Super loud, too. I used to spend some time next to one of those, the their engine can be heard from kilometres away
It’s got a fucking jet engine in it
That's kilometers of feathers

You can’t measure feathers in kilometres
Daemon ussy is back today
You measure it in kilojoules
No that’s a jewel she has
Oh that
I only know that because of Anthony po
The guy who brought feudalism to school
did i just get boxed in and downed, and got kicked
from a h40
like it just lags me out and staright up kicked me
i cant even join back
I AM THE LEXXXXXXX
let's f go!!! I finally get it!!! this is the second time ever! I have gotten this maximum health trinket
anyone else crashing a bunch for no apparent reason ? any fixes ?
woah a 420 trinket nice!
There's a bug if you go past 40-45 active buffs you'll crash there's a mod to fix it or you'll need to wait for FS to fix it. Arby and vet are the only ones I know that can crash from it
yeah for some reason I had two crashes in one mission I think it was because of too many pax bombers exploding at the same time
yeah I'm so happy I finally get it!!! this makes it worth it to check the store every so often
ive had moment where there is a large horde and a flamer shoots and I crash - just walking through the map I can crash and its all recently started today
do you have a link to the mod by chance ?
thanks mate
FS removed the buff limit then added a game crashing bug classic FS move
all mine are stuck at 400
Pretty much summs up my games as of late...
🫂 
I don't feel like it is as bad as doing the rot armor because there for a week I almost had no teammates if I played with randoms it took me playing with people here on discord for two be done
You gotta explain this one to me fam
call me a dingus but is there a tutorial on how to install xD
by the way now I have a full set of maximum trinkets
Did I stutter? 😈
Blocked 🛑
i dont know what this is and im scared
"More explosive enemies" sucks so bad
Ignorance is bliss
It’s a game about incest, the characters pictured are brother and sister
Oops
The coffin of andrew and renee,,,
Single children when they can't get bitches be like:
0/10 not enough incest
Awe yeah!!! just as nature intented. Gotta keep the bloodline pure.
Me knowing what it is doesn’t mean I condone of or play it
shit disgusts me
“disappointing” 🥀🥀🥀🥀
so true and also the discord for the game is absolutely toxic to to hell and back I'm literally only in it to get the emotes with the characters from the game
I do, I actually have family members who have to live with those scars 😔
Most fandoms are horrible yeah
This is what helped me when first trying to mod kinda long but goes over alot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NqGlXnz8AE
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Yeah, but a dream state event is enough to trigger closited reddit mods to go on a doxxing spree.
Why the fuck did I return to The coffin of Andy and LeyLey
That's a good question
I thought this was silly shit
Because FAMILY MATTERS
Not this dogshit
Ok fast and furious what ever you say
yeah absolutely insane especially considering how much worse stuff is out there like actual incest games which are fair few I play

Or... you know... Roblox...
for the amount of fandoms I’ve encountered on the internet….
I’m surprised to be “normal” amongst em all

Finally i ended working
Like... the for money type?
they didnt need to put the guardsmen helmet on it what a flex
Oh... sads...
my condolences

dude why the fuck is dt just hard kicking me out of havocs
IT KEEPS KICKING ME OUT OF HAVOC 40S IM LOSING MY DEPLOYMENT FOR NOTHING
i cant even join back
have you seen the stuff in Warhammer? even after Games Workshop try to step away from the weird stuff and clean it from the past?

I arrived in warhammer last September so no
Who needs money?
I'm here because the last 3-4 games I've attempted... just crash... like in Auric, 6 ragers coming, I start swigning... CRASH.
Play event mission, 6-7 bursters coming, I nade, some barrels and burster all go, CRASH...
Game is unplayable right now
well look up how canonically chaos space marines is created or at least one of the ways you create them
if yo overall settings is below the recommendation for Darktide……
good luck soilder
Ooof
let's just say it's not pretty what fabius bile has created
it just sends my vision to bum fuck nowhere, and then kicked
like i just sends me back to the morning star
no explaination
Psyker be like:
there's an entire chaos god that is dedicated to being a freak in the worst ways imaginable
see that's the next thing I would bring up
Guys, here they sell a Lugi figure, should i buy it and send it to the White House?
There is no cleaning away the memory of when the Imperial Fists had a poo based ritual...
she's literally all about sex in some of the weirdest or most horrific ways possible!!!!
but Games Workshop try to make her about all sorts of other stuff instead of sex because sex bad
Sesbian Lex?
Noise marines are the most prominent example
Who said LEX?
Anyways
I miss when the Daemonettes had an odd number of bare titties...
yeah, was gonna point out that despite being the gooner god it's still not the only thing slaanesh is about. it's just excess/obsession in general
I missed that Men.... I missed that too...
Short form content lore playing its part
Salamanders are the good guys
MM kill everything
nurgle is actually the best chaos god
Not according to eldar children...
40k does not have any good factions yeah, only good individuals
yeah but they are literally trying to turn her down in regards to sex but everything else is fine and it is quite jarring in my opinion
Meee
Nothing as terriying as the good ol imperium though
Good luck living in lower hive
And making it through the daily shift
I'm sure it's not that bad to live in the underhive slums
Surely
But yeah by 40k standards most people would just take their own lives if we were isekai'd
yes
I say, roll the dice by joining the guard
Ya never know
You might hit the 0.001%
Otherwise well you tried
It's kinda like our 2nd chance in DT
Serving as inquisition lackeys
From death sentence prisoners
Is a BIG upgrade
And a new chance
Despite it being shit
I got the mod thing working but I cant seem to get the buff bar fix to work
am i a goofball ?
grock
Okay helldivers 2 is not a bad game it seems
On the 26th rivals will become as brothers, the holy rings will send to us soldiers who will become as kin, bringing from them on high weapons that will fortify us and lay waste to our enemies. The green and blue will blend and transform into the black and yellow of comraderie, and only then will their radiance burn forth throughout the galaxy, bringing holy retribution to the enemies of humanity
@sleek harness
Did you put it into your load order text file?
Not sure if serious or satire. But Nurgle preys on the weak and vulnerable, removing your higher functions basically.
it is satire
Playing at most youtube short form lore ideas
nah, I've read up on my lore.
Rather be swole than diseased
I still think he’s the best unironically, you’re disgusting and pus ridden but part of the gift is making you grateful/happy for his gifts isn’t it? Like at least you’re in bliss lol
he's an abusive manipulative asshole who forces people to join him to stop the pain
No, i mean the joke itself not you 
Far as chaos goes i'd just be iron warriors but if i had to pick chaos god i'd say tzeentch but it's all dogshit
Swole but so fucking angry about it that you never have a straight thought
you're "happy" but you don't really get a choice in the matter unless you'd rather go through unimaginable pain
So if you're gay you can still think?
Bad wording😅 should have said coherent
Khorne is an ally, til
and i'm pretty sure there's an episode of hammer and bolter that shows you what happens if you displease the grandfather, it's not pleasant.
I mean, even the Death Guard Legion were disgusted by their new forms when the mind alterations were interrupted, realizing how far they've fallen since the Heresy.
Anyway, just don't worship Chaos in the 40k universe, don't even live in the Imperium, best life would probably be within the Tau Empire, but idk.
could someone possibly help me install this fix ? I cant seem to get it to work and I have no idea what im doing wrong
going a little nuts
Just pray you're an ogryn, it can only be uphill. Trains, rations, and miltarum command to follow.
Votaan would be best
Tau is still a facist hell
And if you aren’t tau you’re a second class citizen
Yeah, however it's probably somewhat better than the death sentence that is living within the Imperium, the 40k universe in general would suck to live in.
Until you get commanded to do something that’s going to guaranteed result in your death because you’re basically a 12th class citizen
TRUE, dwarf life is best life
A salamanders serf? Probably a solid life
yeah, probable the least horrific life.
You learned to speak like this with @ripe tangle?
Living in Nocturne is probably alright all things considered
Despite it being a death world, ironically
If I had to live in the Imperium, I'd pray to somehow have something with the Salamanders/Nocturne.
There are other nice chapters though
Yeah.
Crimson Fists
Always happy to die for the emprah, sah
Lamenters too but probably don't get involved with those
I'm just talking about being a normal human though, like if your current self was just Isekai'd into the 40k universe.
So avoid Iron Hands, and Imperial Fists, unless you want to become a Servitor.
Yes and avoid Lamenters because they have horrible luck
I dont use the mod as I dont really play arby however there is a good chance the mod doesnt show up in the mod options (some mods dont if there's nothing to config with them) Play a few games and see if the crashs still happen. Also sorry for the long delay I just got out of the shower
does my normal human self still have a 99.9% chance to get sent to and become part of super hell upon dying
You become their serf and next thing you know the battle barge you're in gets blown up
been checking in the meat grinder and its just not changing the buff bar at all
Ummm, what is the life of being a serf for a Son of Sanguinius? I am mildly illiterate rn.
have no idea what im doing wrong
I thought that was a dude with a black sock dipping his toes into a waterbowl
Nah, if I had to be a Space Marine, being an Alpha Legionary would be funni.
I had a thought for a moment
Not anymore though....

Always known how to grandstand, most ocassions just dont call for that sort of typing
@gilded socket @stable fox heres a summary of Helldivers for you
like its showing up in my mods thats its on but its not changing my buff bar at all
https://open.spotify.com/track/7xyXJ1zg1bjeRGjgNVlH0Z?si=WcwuCuwJQnyAHWly_Trsww added this bad boy to my gym playlist
shit goes so fucking hard
I cant post a screenshot but it says in mod options / toggle mods / tempbufffix is on
You have to becone RED
Sorry I was downloading the mod to see how it was works it'll only start looking messed up once you hit the cap it wont change how the buff bar looks till you hit 40-45
Post this image to get posting permissions
thanks for all the help man
That's a catch 22
I love mogging osaa
hopfully it fixes my issue I lost a good 5 matches of havoc today
Also it is indeed working if it's in toggle mods but not on the left side as there's no config for you to mess with. Everything should be setup correct on your end
No, that's what you see before dying to a hurting spell
Also the bug will be fixed in 1.8.6 so you might not need to run the mod for very long really depends on the old shark "This will be resolved in 1.8.6. 🙂"
We need to bomb Cyberstan
We need? We need MONEY
Live Stan reaction:
Explain
It was always you.
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Is there a way to strip captain shields fast
Chain weapons
what do you mean chain weapoins
gnangnam style
ogryn machine guns?
Evis chainsword/axe
TAHITI
Yes
A revved up Chainsword or chainaxe attack takes a good chunk of the shield off
Captains shields have a damage limit so they work really nicely cause the amount of hits they put out
After how long time fatshark will nerf arbitrator? How fast previous op clases got nerfed?
That rabbit is so cringe
Looking at ogryn... Not for a long time
Believe me, ogryn still the strongest
Nah ogryn easily is the strongest class
Great im tired already of that stupidly broken bulshit class
It isn't broken
🤦
people in here suffering from ogryn envy
they just have so few weapons
i get bored on ogryn quick
Not really just hope they dont keep buffing class to be that strong
Yeah, so far the classes are somewhat fair in level
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
How can you say clases are balanced now its ridiculous
Truly the genius
well you are dumb
The least interesting weapons too lol, why am I going to play a class that gets knives, clubs, run of the mill machine guns and boring one shot grenade launchers while the others get chainswords, plasma guns, bolters, psychic staffs, etc 
real
Only ogryns that i see in pubs are with unga bunga buly club build with rumber
The mister E slop build
less than at home
nurgle weapon ewwwwww
I wish as Ogryn I could pull out my inner Senator Armstrong, and yeet enemies across the field/grapple them to death.
ignore the face
on Raiden.
I just found the first gif.
Hello Amelia
So how's the light the fuse rvent so far?
bots in dt are so laughably bad vs vt2
im only online cus FOMO
Currently incapacitated via trapper, but the bots have autoguns: "Don't shoot the horde at all, we're in melee range"
It's not awful atleast to me but beware a shit ton of barrels and shotgunners dropping a nade after every death and poxburster spam cause who doesnt love that
Shotgunners with Martyrdom. Got it
Yep
and they took out thbe feature of the bots on your team if you are host take your classes builds, vt2 still has so much more QOL and nuance
@inland mantle any other known things that can cause crashes ? like to much on the screen etc ? anything I can do to kind of buffer making sure my game doesnt crash in another havoc ?
Can ledge you so be mindful they have heavy knock back
ive lowered setting etc etc
Yeah cause it's very strong.
That was a thing? I haven't played VT2 in years.
you could set which bots which classes and characters u want in a load order

EX. Salts BH, Krillian weystalker, bardin tank then whatever u are as 4th aand theyd use the gear you farmed on those classes using your build 1-1
Could you choose to have a class of the fire witch that didn't turn into a bomb every 5 seconds?
idr bots killing themselves with her often
All I remember is halberd kruber and shotgun Bardin.
Outside of the buff bar mod not too much you can do to prevent servers just randomly dying sometimes kicking 2-3 members sometimes the whole team out for no reason. Mercantile not sure if they fixed it but sometimes a bubble placement can cause a whole team wide crash that I even mentioned on their forums awhile ago
And also occasionally turret rifle kruber going brrt
Is that ME!?
IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME!?
I'LL FUCKING KILL ME
leveled all up to and past 35 twice, once xbox once pc
Love when half my team gets server booted at the same time in havoc 40
Glorious fatshark moments
meh
I wonder if this is why I crash out so often at the end of missions...
5th modifier FS servers
Ogryn are the best!
tank/shield ogryn plays differently than bloodeater stab ogryn which plays differently than heavy stubber ogryn which plays differently than miner with a grenade gauntlet ogryn
just switch it up
Just not for weapon variety or amount of Warhammer unique weapons
Legit every weapon Ogryn gets is something we have today
You just triggered twins and a beast of nurgle, say bye to your psyker and ogryn.
don't like the klubber, pick the big-ass axel the ogryn stole from a tank; it has a slap/punch combo

There is however a similarity in the fact that all of these are impossible to fuck up as
real
one day Ogryn get two powerfists / brass knuckles weapons
I have pickaxe and kickback, or pickaxe and stubber, or TWIN stubber and pickaxe.
why would you want to fuck yourself up the ass with it?
3rd time this month hoping Vet and Zealot get a skill tree that resembles more Arby and Oggy
we wont
Why brass knuckles? Why not just punch people?
iPhone keyboard
stealth edit
You wrote it in purple
cause u can hear funni metal sound when punchin squishy heretics
seeing em fly across the floor
Hit them with plasteel pipe!
sometimes when you throw the uppercut twice it does send a goon flying
vet 2nd most broing class
lol
@somber stream
You'll get 12 weapons and be happy
Lunch over. See you later, pals!
?
"beast of nurgle? I'mma go punch it" -- 90% of ogryns 5 seconds before being eaten (the 0ther 10% are dead/cowards)
Shouldve punched harder skill issue
my right line stubber ogryn: "finally, a chance to show I have the big brain implant" still gets eaten
I say it's rumblering time and instantly consume all ammo on the map.
Real
that Pal, shouldn’t have skipped leg day. Easy to dodge big worm

I'll sleep extra early today, and not thinking about it at all tomorrow
Else i won't be able to work
it’s all i have in my mind besides the whole chicken i will be consuming
A priest/priestess knows the difference between "Forgive me father, for I have sinned" vs. "Sorry daddy, I've been naughty." A zealot doesn't care.
always having a spare grenade for when someone gets eaten by a beast of nurgle and hoping I can stick it to the buboe
mount mechanics like monter hunter on BoN
Fun in my warhammer game GW would never
cutting off the beast of nurgle's tail/tongue and selling it for diamantine by giving it to Alice Hallowette
(it disappears into the psychic realm when it dies and you get nothing)
found a laspack in the soup for stamina boost
it's just corpsestarche gruel with plasma batteries in it and the ogryn and crunchin' it like some fukken frosted mini-wheats
is anyone here really good with knots? i need help with a mini project
Knot
I learned a few, but if you want an expert, find a US Navy Boatswain's Mate
they're fukken experts
🚬 where am i gonna find one of those
the ocean
😭
like, they literally write books over how to make like 400 years of knot history
https://theboatswainsmatestore.com/products/the-useful-knots-book-how-to-tie-the-25-most-practical-knots-escape-evasion-and-survival-paperback-june-22
not very daijobu
i WILL superglue my knots idc
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【APEX】キャリーするのは一体誰だ!?ドンドドドンドン【ホロライブ ...
Wake up, @sleek harness
Boom
servente medico
Servente Médico
mutante morto
What does the frame look like?
Golden Grenade
Doesnt half bad atleast to me
Ogrynheimer mains will rush this event for this now
Speaking of which I should finish up my last 4 games of it so I can get ready for the funny rat game event
How painful do you think it was?
From 1 to 10
Wait
Menos um mutante morto
Exactly
Coolest looking insignia
True better than a shitty event frame atleast
Physical? None. Mental? Infinite.
You got the worst roll I can't lie
i gotta say The Finals is pretty amazing
Damn, that looks cool
How long is the event going on for?
12 days 15 hrs atm
contest? the 100grand one?
Rat game event?
Yea the VT2 event tom
THE FINALS MENTIONED
Your mom is amazing
Have you played world tour yet?
Why is Flannery's first digimon fucking insane
Almost one shots my digimon out of nowhere
no lmao, been playing quick cashout
You should play world tour
tomboy!!!! 
It is far better than quick cashout
I just play team deathmatch
Quick cashout is a mess, 3 teams fighting each other on a single vault
Havent played cashout in awhile
looks good or nah?
my last match everyone is playing team deathmatch on cashout wtf
First day as helldiver, already got 26% of achievements and bought a nice medic armor
You think thats a mess? You havent played cashout with me
gonna be honest i thought that was that fortnite streamer ninja or whatever he is called

World tour is a tournament like mode, 8 teams at max split in half
dont ruin it!
Raki might appreciate my preparation
looks decent
they look like a streamer wait that doesnt sound better :x
they look like a youtub-
whatever man check this shit out
I want to make my Heavy character look like my main Ogryn set and surprise I can full recreate him
It has got all cosmetics I need
criminally underrated
yep the earnable cosmetics let you look like the guy on the cereal box that is darktide
i will vouch and defend the finals with my soul
Curious to see the next season
See his pug nosed face
I think the countdown of the season pass is like 14 days left
seasonpass?
oh for like the finals
Yes
Theres like 3 whole progression passes 
Your player progression pass, sponsorship and season pass
Player progression pass it has so many free cosmetics and they do look very nice
you guys solo world tour? 
I only solo queue sadly
when you mastered every weapon in darktide



I SHAKE
Hmm, i genuinely wonder... How many chaos spawns could ciapahas cain take on simultaneously 
In a fight right? right?
3?
OUT OF MY WAY!
Bully
Hey just got the game and wanted to play ogryn does the home planet and other thing matter???
my thanks
not really? i mean, cadia gives you the cool ass purple eyes :D
and honestly? cadia is the only acceptable choice imo
No, it doesn't for anyone, with one exception for the Veteran where you can choose the Cutthroat voice if you pick Cadia as a home planet
Otherwise you get to choose purple eyes
Ok cause I was thinking either Cadia or Mornax
FOR CADIA
Mornax or Branx 
Do the childhood things do anything?
Nope, just some flavor for your character
its bassicly all flavor for your character honestly
The only thing that "matters" is the reason for why you get arrested, which changes the colors of your starter prison garb
Ok does it show which color or no?
insubodination
yes
I think if you hover over the text it should
First 25 minutes of work and I was already cleaning up blood 
fuck kinda work do you have??
I clean 
OMG SISTER LUCIA HIIIIIIII
Good Morning; hopefully you all slept well, it’s time to slay Heretics.
I did not sleep
Hello there~ 
How're you feeling? Got that COVID out of your body?
yes ma'am
i dont have cool emotes :C
guys is there any new update notes or anything about upcoming update?
No, but if there was, it'd be an announcement or a pinned message
Not yet
god damn it another month
But i have a believe something will come for autumn
i hope
any idea of whut?
i hope. game is getting fewer updates after every single update
We had such wishful beginnings
But we lived unbearable lives
I’m sorry little girl
How do you guys like the event
what if i say you do?
Oh wrong chat mb
karskins skin could be nice
it's so so
Dont hate it dont really love it
Explosions are funny tho 🤣
It makes me wanna throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptic kids
🤣🤣🤣
I wish you’d tell
Hello
Is peak actually good or is it a game you play with friends for 3 days and never touch again
A lot of these games exist and I see no one talking about them lol
Genuinely same thought lol
I wonder
Cause
Lethal company was the same
They're great games
But friend games
And boy i'm all out of friends.
Phasmo is the only one I know that’s still consistently played
People have been calling them “friendslop” games which is kind of accurate lol incredibly low effort games that sell well because they’re a social experience
That paddling game
Anyone down to play with a noob?
Sepultura is peak but older albums hit harder
Arise is a good introduction
Fitting lol
love eloy casagrande though
Fair
dude fucking hammers his kit
It's been a while for me anyways, it's mostly 2000 variations of death and black metal nowadays
Recently listening to a lot of technical death
Man Must Die has been peak
how do you feel about Behemoth
Don't like them tbh
My favorite BM bands are Dissection, Burzum and Darkthrone
But that's just me
Burzum is quite the controversial one
I don't really judge my music based off of the man who made it, i base it off of the music
moon!s full tonite. time to start crying .
After being a metalhead for north of 12-13 years now
doctor who tooth and claw
good ep
it had fucking british monks that knew kung fu in it
I tool the judge(?) Personality
Eviscerator is a bit hard of a harder weapon at first but once you get it down i'm sure you'll love it
The devoted one
I suggest the mk3 variant, if my memory doesn't fail me
I call them that. Idc if people think I’m sad and lonely
I stick with games I consistently play with friends
Like this one
Or helldivers
I really wish games got more single player support
Alone in darktide with bots or even true solo without progress disabled
HD2 has it but it's so clearly built around friends
Games like DRG actually support solo play
Eh if I play a game solo I usually pick something designed for it
(Bosco)
Yeah i mean MP ones but yeah
DS is peak
Started DS as a kid
Completed the trilogy as i grew older
Very fun
Me reading ds as death stranding confused about how you played it as a kid. But yeah dark souls is fun.
Lolol
Different opinion: Ds2 is not that bad
I had a lot of "roleplay run" in it
I enjoyed ds2, felt gritty
anything besides training
Ds2's fine, overblown
Overhated
Besides the game itself
We only have 3 games in the series
tbh Ds2 had some of my favorite pvp
I never played elden ring :\
The only one of the souls series i did not enjoy
Elden ring is when I became poor
Rip
The controversial take nowadays is to say that it's bad
Roleplay what type
I feel like 2 is very different visually to 1 and 3 to the point it feels like a different franchise
With a friend, as d&d
O
O
O
Wut?
Serius?
I remember that huge mess when it was released
My favorite thing about Dark Souls 3 + Elden Ring is when an individual grey hat had located a way to perform an RCE on a host's machine's operating system by invading their DS3 game in a particular way that allowed code injection. This exploit was called Paletongue by some researchers, alluding to an in-game item where the host is defeated by an invader. The grey hat was able to remotely execute any code on the host's PC or game console, allowing them to steal data, or run other applications (to which they could upload, such as additional malware or stagers). Although the grey hat did reach out to Bandai-Namco, the publisher for FromSoft, they did not receive anything as to a fix, so the user streamed himself sniping games on twitch, and using the exploit to launch powershell scripts on their X-Box and Windows machines (targetting large twitch/youtube accounts like The__Grim__Sleeper, who does a lot of Dark Souls 3 streaming for maximum exposure).
Since the game engine for Dark Souls III was being repurposed for the Elden Ring title, this meant that the vulnerability would exist in FromSoft's next release. This prompted FromSoft to take Dark Souls 3 online down for 3 and a half months, patching it later, and ensuring that Elden Ring's networked games (which tend to be more cooperative) would not allow a weaponized invasion to launch shellcode on their customers' game consoles.
No one jumping you for saying the game is a underrated masterpiece... If you shit on it, people defend it more than agree
I dropped my phone on my face
Ouch
Yeah, i was actively playing during the connection death of ds3. Sucked to see
Fans were boiling lol
Good thing that i cant read, because those are a lot of words
IPad baby brain damage
I never had an ipad
Seven sentences. Seven Sentences is all i can spare to read
That was 6
I know, which is why i read it
I cant understand numbers unless its for warhammer table top
thank you
Sucks about your naturally degenerative serotonin receptors and diminishing returns on your dopamine addiction.
I had to re read that, holy fuck i'm sleep deprived
iirc this issue never affected console players as i was still able to play online
I had to read it 3 times
Makes sense since consoles tend to be harder to breach with that type of software
Or i might just be speaking gobbledygook
one of my friends was having a field day teasing pc ds3 players asking if anyone want to play

Truly a pioneer of the art of baiting for rage
aren’t RCE exploits very common though with pc games
like i remember minecraft had a MASSIVE rce exploit issue at some point
GTA 5 had one, i remember that
the older CoD games are liable to it as well
No, but when they do happen it's extremely critical. Not every vulnerability can be weaponized into an exploit, and not every exploit gives enough shellcode space for injecting & executing a worthwhile payload
as for consoles, PSN and xbox live have had so many data breaches over the years it's kinda crazy
basically no platform is all that safe really
tell me about it, i remember the whole lizard squad incident back in 2014
IG it's just they didn't expect people to do that back in the 2010s, so no counter measures were made until "Oh Shit, our game is a door to remote controling another player's PC"
it happens plenty even nowadays
Apex Legends had an issue like that iirc, dark souls 3 also had a massive issue like this relatively recently
I’m so glad that we’re strangers when we meet
32-bit applications have less protection as DEP wasn't introduced until XP-SP3 and ASLR didin't exist, allowing easier execution of payloads in heap-based memory and easier "living off the land" with static references to API
What is "iirc" i always forget
I too am glad we are strangers
sad reality no matter how much safety you think you can hide behind someone can and will get your info and other shit

if I recall correctly afaik
Thanks
shit I was hoping you'd not know what afaik was either
2 factor authentication is a joke and doesn’t even actually work
probably thinking of CVE-2022-24125
As far as i know is easy enough
that whole shit with the dude breaching apex’s servers was actually insane
forcing cheats and mods into people
It has saved my accounts when i got hacked though.
Better some protection than none
bad programming like using strcpy() instead of strncpy() allows massive buffer overflow vulnerabilities.
This guy made Tony Hawk Pro Skater levels that embedded and executed single payloads on consoles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjqw1Gwk0jg&t=8s
Tony Hawk's Pro Strcpy is a game save and network RCE exploit for the Tony Hawk video game series. Use it to hack your Xbox, Playstation 2, Gamecube, and Xbox 360 consoles.
See my blog post covering the technical details behind the exploit: https://icode4.coffee/?p=954
Full source code and game save files available on my GitHub: https://github...
you speak funny words wizard man
Prolly one of the most stressful days i've had, i downloaded a program my friend recommended me and all of the sudden my PC is spamming Mr. Beast Slop in Discord dms and my instagram became a crypto Eloon Moosk shill

was your friend also hacked?
your friend was hacked
My wife's machine was having some heating issues, but in order to diagnose this I asked her to install HWMonitor and CPU-Z/CPUID, which are found on CNET's download.com; if you've ever been there you know what those banner ads are like, and she clicked the wrong download button and got hit with some trojan malware that took me a weekend to get rid of
Prolly, he bailed right after and went offline
ok yea
Somebody up there likes me
this is a literal modern day horror
My uncle saved my ass, i got Bit Defender now on my PC and he helped me check every nook and cranny to see if there was spyware on my PC
some dystopian shit
this is just how it was if you lived online from 1999-2005
the Napster/KaZaa/Limewire P2P era
never trust anything anyone suggests out of the blue
i suggest you download more rem off my totally legit secure website called infinitefreeram.com
I kinda wanna keep a spare machine one day to just load it with stupid shit, get spyware and then just sit there knowing some tosser malware dev is sitting there sifting through a bunch of asinine shit
I also recommend CCleaner
Dude, imagine getting spam notifications from your friends and all they say is "Dude, are you alright" , "what the fuck is going on", " have you been hacked?"
Thank you, i'll check it out
heard it was hacked in like 2023
i just use disk cleanup
bro was about to become a statistic in the dead internet theory
well with SSDs you can't(shouldn't ever) defragment them and Windows took away watching the blocks turn blue
African nightmare one time Mormon more men fall in hullabaloo men
change the configuration of your PC to use a remote drive as a swap partition (linux) or move swapfile.sys to OneDrive.
BAM Downloading RAM
They almost shot me in the back of the alleyway. 💔
Worst part was they hacked into my deceased dad's steam account, so i had to go back and password change EVERYTHING, literally EVERYTHING
Again, most stress i've felt in years
V 5.33.6162 in 2017, 8 years ago. Their repository was replaced with one that had malicious embedded code. This has happened before in other applications, such as unreal IRC.
Oh, that's not the application, that's Piriform
Like this doesnt happen to 99.9% of companies
Event is finally done now freedom at last
fair
was bringing up something decently recent
thats what you think
Quick, check your dms, im recommending something to you out of the blue. Not a scam, trust me bro

what about out of the green
🤔
i just beat auric with a team of four psykers

3 flamers and 1 voidstrike
Either it's the easiest match ever or you wipe in 5 mins
Paul
it was the match i’ve ever had.


whose ashes are those
Your mother's
the Undertaker's, which allowed Paul Bearer to revive him mid-match
Weird, do you wish your mother was dead?
It would help explain why you're an annoying boomer.
Shit, sometimes. Sometimes im honestly not even sure if i'd care if she lived or die, practically a stranger at this point in my life

But also it was just a joke, you didnt need to take it that seriously
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wtf even is that robot dude cus it looks like an offbrand tau or smth
nvm it is an offbrand tau
console war really do be over
It's my birthday today just hit 23 years old right now
Happy birthday
13 hours
and your pet's name you had as a child? and your mother's maiden name?
The console wars end soon finally we will unite
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and we owe it all... to Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
kneadin' air.
Idk probably go insane and stick my thumbs in their eyes as a power move
Truly one of the great always sunny scenes
kusogaki
They had their own kids in an episode in the latest season
I'm not sure what their deal is, they're supposed to be like, communist warbots or sumn.
A long while ago I read the wiki and in the first game they were cyborgs
i meant on the steam sale banner
warframe looks a bit different than I remember
o, yeah that looks mass effect inspired, except the geth are far cooler
I don't remember Roboquest to look like that
Imagine if Ogryn had Implants that gave them abs which also work as small rocket pods
Who needs guts when you can blast heretics with steel abs
guts berk?
how about we dont pull a mememe
This is why girls ain't worth shit
NONE can do this
strong Russian accent, cute
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too many
cuz i'm looking at mission 15
the campaign is good if you're playing darktide for the very first time but it made me want to slam my head into a wall
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most believable greentext
let me enjoy things
crys and shits myself
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good luck with that, buddy.
well at least they know what they want
no gas no goo, could be worse 😌
I just played mission 12 which is a boss mission to kill the karnak twins and it was actually pretty fire theres even an original cutscene
Have fun that being the only time you can do it without relying on quickplay, using mods or restarting the campaign
But why?
Idfk
are there any other missions like that?
Nope
Orthus offensive had its own section on the old mission board
For some reason they removed that
Makes it a bitch to get the penances for it too
how many fucking missions are there? More than 16?
fucking a its like 5 hours
Told ya it was a pain
Campaign has 17 missions
Does not feature all missions like rolling steel though surprise
Luckily you can queue into missions not on the board with mods.

i like having captains bust my spheres
well, i may unfortunately need to give space marine 2 a chance again. The flamer is confirmed to be coming to the game
guys am i cooked
FLAMA
yes
shit
Hot take maybe I actually really like space marine 2
ok this dude is cooked
I like it despite its flaws
Every time I see space marine 2 go on sale, I'm like, "ok but can it go lower though"
it can always go lower
It’s definitely not worth it’s price but I still like the game
just checked the SM2 store and holy shit the blood angels pack had less effort put into it than the encased pre-order pack
"Finally! Space Marine 2 is 80% off!"
They are not good with the cosmetic packs and it really frustrates me
by the time SM2 is 80% off SM5 would've released
understatement of the year
I’ve kinda gotten used to how shit the cosmetic packs are
Wuff!!
bro you have to grind ingame currency to unlock the paid cosmetics?
wtf
"i like licking boots" in a nutshell jesus christ
They let me use nasty chemicals
Shit could melt your skin
yeah this guy is into findom
Thankfully you get the currency from just playing the game but it’s still stupid
Server's crashing rn?
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