resturant?
#general-chat
quick pendant
quick pendant
communist bufet?
quick pendant
ye
quick pendant
one meal is like 5 euro
lyric badger
I go to a buffet once a week
Gorge on meat, spend the next couple days eating salads
quick pendant
i can buy a kg of ground beef for that and i dont have to leave my house to MICROWAVE IT
civic otter
Get servitorized
quick pendant
if i get servitored i cant MICROWAVE my MEAT
i got 4 packs of chicken breast last week cooked it all and FROZE IT
civic otter
Maybe i will microwave you
woven hill
ogryn cannot see
civic otter
Ye
civic otter
Now you ruined it!
woven hill
throngler mcfucklenuts
civic otter
):::::
woven hill
bane of heretics and thrower of rock
jaunty path
BOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNGGGGG
civic otter
sudden wagon
BOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNGGGGG
I also like piss play
jaunty path
Now thats talking!
sudden wagon
I have femboy thighs and I'm a whole ass man
austere pewter
DISGUSTENG
sudden wagon
Ts crazy
orchid skiff
I also like piss play
sudden wagon
Nurgle worshipper
Slaanesh worshiper you mean
civic otter
Not even slaanesh would pick your ass up
sudden wagon
Should i keep my little mustache or shave that shit
civic otter
Depends, if your moustache is actually shaped and the hair foliclles have come out well
If it's like unkept scruff
Yeah no
sudden wagon
Depends, if your moustache is actually shaped and the hair foliclles have come o...
Its basically peach fuzz rn
civic otter
Ehhhh
How old are you
Cause if you have a shot in the future might as well leave it and see
If you're pushing it with a peach fuzz
Just stay clean faced
woven hill
if you are able to grow bonafide mustache
go for it
if you have one of those wispy peachfuzz staches
shave it
if you have one of those unfortunate "i'm a list" staches
shave it faster
woven hill
them too
sudden wagon
Why
civic otter
Just stay clean faced
woven hill
shave them parallel to about where your earcanal is
civic otter
There's no point to tiny side burns
woven hill
make sure to shave under your jawbone too
civic otter
shave them parallel to about where your earcanal is
Yes
sudden wagon
make sure to shave under your jawbone too
Especially that bro im growing a tiny neck beard
civic otter
Look slightly up and bring your head back to expose your neck and chin
And trim all around a few times
Make sure you get everything
woven hill
for facial hair in general:
shave with grain the first two swipes, adjacent to the grain, and the last time shave against grain
thinking of it in a directional sense
shave from north to south twice
civic otter
woven hill
then from east to west/vice versa once
then south to north once or until reached wanted results
to make things a bit easier, grab a towel, dampen it with warm water and hold it to your face to open pores
and afterwards, use an aftershave (i use aqua velva) and apply with hands
also not a bad idea to use facial lotion afterwards just so your face doesn't dry out
fair bridge
what to do after eating fifty five big burritos and u feel sleepy
how to take a nap
how to sleep soundly
woven hill
what to do after eating fifty five big burritos and u feel sleepy
ogryn not need take nap. stomp snivelers
orchid skiff
oh shit sorry i thought this was google
vapid matrix
😭
fair bridge
no titty sucking in class!!!!!!
fair bridge
sudden wagon
Billions must die
fair bridge
wuff
jovial onyx
Has the crashing and weird network errors been a problem for other people or is my shit fucked?
jaunty path
I've had a lot of people randomly "leave"
So I'm guessing people are still crashing hard
jovial onyx
ah ok cool thank you, at least my rig isnt dying
odd shadow
orchid skiff
Has the crashing and weird network errors been a problem for other people or is ...
Install mod on nexus to stop crashs
astral basin
Havent crashed yet, but i joined a game that murdered my frames
“Download frame smoothing mods. Game wont jerk as much when you lag. Itll just kill everyone elses connection while it works.”
drowsy prawn
these crashes, it's always lonely on extraction 😔
neat jewel
Chat is zealot good? They look like they have a lot of fun stuff going on
drowsy prawn
book bot flammer is never not good
wicked pike
Depends on who you ask.
Vet mains? No
Psyker mains? Also no.
Ogryns mains? Yes but also no.
Zealot mains? Hell no.
astral basin
Being in melee 70% of the time sucks
Especially when you try to do your slap gimmick just for them to get blown away by someone else
surreal urchin
Is there not a frame for the event?
astral basin
Rushing at the enemy is fun tho
fair bridge
wicked pike
I appreciate their enthusiasm, but every time there is more than five gunners present, at least one zealot is going down
astral basin
I appreciate their enthusiasm, but every time there is more than five gunners pr...
Dont remind me 😭
drowsy prawn
I appreciate their enthusiasm, but every time there is more than five gunners pr...
what, who are these shitty zeals you playing with 😂
wicked pike
Randoms, mostly which believe it or not, is the average experience.
fierce cave
Watching anime in the bath cuz I don't need a kindle (I'm not gay)
Me to nurgle lovers
wicked pike
Cat
neat jewel
I appreciate their enthusiasm, but every time there is more than five gunners pr...
Fair, I might keep with Arbites and Psyker then. They both have such vastly different playstyles (and difficulty levels)
orchid skiff
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1409332794030686259/v1...
You post good stuff sometimes
If only the ratio wasn't 1/99
fierce cave
If only the ratio wasn't 1/99
orchid skiff
this is slander
wicked pike
Fair, I might keep with Arbites and Psyker then. They both have such vastly diff...
Don't let my generally downer attitude dissuade you, though. I'm sure it's fun to play. I wouldn't actually know, I have only ever played vet.
orchid skiff
fair bridge
me and you but who is in the middle do you think
marsh iris
fierce cave
me and you but who is in the middle do you think
Is that @sleek harness ?!
sleek harness
Is that <@1007404878383042744> ?!
Why me?
sleek harness
sleek harness
This feels sudden
orchid skiff
me and you but who is in the middle do you think
lyric badger
But I wanna be sucked
omw
fierce cave
I like this Tesla cannon
sleek harness
Scavenger I am still confuse
sleek harness
Alright then
fierce cave
Alright then
Remind me
sleek harness
blissful kiln
fierce cave
elder merlin
stable fox
austere pewter
Optimus you mother trucker
stable fox
Okay since raki, probably, wants me to hop on helldivers 2 on 26th i guess it won't harm to install this and maybe try it out by myself
But regardless of circumstances I'm still gonna give it a shot anyway
Now, onto praying to God Emperor
fair bridge
sleek harness
Okay since raki, probably, wants me to hop on helldivers 2 on 26th i guess it wo...
You are replacing @fierce cave now
She called me a fatso for no single reason
fierce cave
You are replacing <@1062278770985291819> now
Fuck you
sleek harness
You can't even run mcc
Correction, the game doesn't run mcc
fair bridge
we need to figure who all's playing on tuesday
sleek harness
Uh no I didn't
fair bridge
https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-jamie-paige-birdbrain-die-stuoid-isdiot-gif-1...
is this real.......?.??
sleek harness
Yes
fierce cave
we need to figure who all's playing on tuesday
Wuh
sleek harness
So is the next gif I will send
round mica
we need to figure who all's playing on tuesday
i am
i’ve been legit doing nothing but helping people get SC that need it
doing super earths work
fair bridge
i'm probably gonna be playing with bf tbh
stable fox
You are replacing <@1062278770985291819> now
Well, guess that works, somehow
fair bridge
and i'm definitely not inviting him here
sleek harness
Well, guess that works, somehow
fair bridge
honestly though that would be funny
sleek harness
Buy Super Citizen Edition
round mica
and i'm definitely not inviting him here
why not
stable fox
Did
sleek harness
You already have drip then
fair bridge
why not
he doesn't like 40k and he would probably pick more fights with the handful of mentally incapacitated people than anyone
stable fox
Da, but i have found accidentally a workaround on alt, not on main
Just used different currency and boom, I'm in different world
fair bridge
that explains soooo much
round mica
he doesn't like 40k and he would probably pick more fights with the handful of m...
that would be so entertaining though
fair bridge
that would be so entertaining though
i'll ask him but he prob won't
i'll get lucky if i get to play with him tbh all his friends are super hyped about it
orchid skiff
that would be so entertaining though
Real
fair bridge
still gotta fix his controller too
stick drift
total bullshit since i replaced those fucking things months ago already
angry!!!
fair bridge
tried. too much input for his little brain
round mica
round mica
https://tenor.com/view/death-fight-john-wick-cqc-gun-gif-5738494
john wick is cool n all
but
jack reacher would kick dudes ass
nocturne bloom
But I wanna be sucked
orchid skiff
jack reacher would kick dudes ass
Which movie is it
fair bridge
what are antis
round mica
orchid skiff
https://tenor.com/view/i%27m-coming-in-either-way-jack-reacher-reacher-forceful-...
Pov you warned me that the light turned green
fierce cave
https://tenor.com/view/i%27m-coming-in-either-way-jack-reacher-reacher-forceful-...
That is a peak show
round mica
do you think the mods would be mad if posted alan ritchson thirst traps
round mica
i think they would
elder merlin
Optimus you mother trucker
jaunty path
Arcee wife
round mica
Arcee wife
what’s your pfp from
lilac sapphire
jaunty path
what’s your pfp from
Picayune Dreams
tired steeple
Hello
fierce cave
formal mortar
Is the Ammo Totem Trinket meant to say leave forever instead of live forever?
modest flume
grizzled hornet
somber stream
fierce cave
@modest flume @stuck phoenix
fierce cave
ocean widget
Is the Ammo Totem Trinket meant to say leave forever instead of live forever?
which one
formal mortar
tight salmon
this game has genuinely the worst pub players i've ever witnessed in a game
0 brain cells and coordination
tight salmon
i've only had the game a week and hit 30 on both vet and arby, but some people are 100+ and absolutely suck
wild
marsh iris
https://tenor.com/view/1-day-to-go-1-more-day-1-day-one-day-one-day-to-go-gif-78...
bf6?
somber stream
HD2
ocean widget
this game has genuinely the worst pub players i've ever witnessed in a game
you're playing on a sunday
tight salmon
does that actually make a difference? lol
ocean widget
yup
marsh iris
oop
ocean widget
saturdays and sundays are the worst times to play
tight salmon
makes sense why every game feels like a bot lobby 💀
formal mortar
Dunno, I've had 0 issues with team mates
tight salmon
what difficulty do you play
formal mortar
Auric
formal mortar
Honestly tho get on mic and call out, or in chat
tight salmon
i get 2 types of players: horde everything then die or just suck right off the bat
this event also sucks, frames get fucked on the 99 explosions
formal mortar
It's my favorite event
shy panther
Fucked up salmon event
formal mortar
Did 5 of them in a row with no deaths :D it's fun being able to fly over a horde and bring them death from above
south jetty
I love when being exploded saves me from a worse explosion (the pox burster conga)
Getting knocked around the map by explosions on my psyker call that Pinball Wizard
elder merlin
i've only had the game a week and hit 30 on both vet and arby, but some people a...
Welcome to darktide
formal mortar
Getting knocked around the map by explosions on my psyker call that Pinball Wiza...
Got them crazy flipper fingers
edgy owl
Do y’all think enemy psykers should be added somehow?
somber stream
Usually a psyker who got exposed to chaos would turn into a daemon
tight salmon
Welcome to darktide
real
I thought SM2 had bad public lobbies, this game takes that title
marsh iris
Getting knocked around the map by explosions on my psyker call that Pinball Wiza...
you and I drudging through auric with cute randoms doing random things
ocean widget
Do y’all think enemy psykers should be added somehow?
do i want to die instantly, be unable to move and have my bullets become useless?
no, no i don't think i do
elder merlin
I thought SM2 had bad public lobbies, this game takes that title
Dont worry, you'll learn in time
Randols will always disappoint you
Except for the one golden time they dont
But only that one time and no other
Wake up, @sleek harness
elder merlin
I mean
I could post some shit, but i aint getting banned like that one guy earlier
round mica
who the fuck pinged me
elder merlin
Chat ain't freaky enough today
elder merlin
i’m about to yell a slur
Be careful, you'll get banned like that guy from earlier
elder merlin
Wtf is that reaction emote
elder merlin
shut the FUCK up CLANKER
ocean widget
I could post some shit, but i aint getting banned like that one guy earlier
Who got banned
somber stream
vague urchin
Has blight left the rotation?
elder merlin
Who got banned
I thought you were here for that? The suicide spam guy from helldivers 2
ocean widget
I thought you were here for that? The suicide spam guy from helldivers 2
Oh he got banned?
ocean widget
I thought fuckin whos his face just told him to shut up
elder merlin
Tell him @misty trench
elder merlin
I thought fuckin whos his face just told him to shut up
Aquila did until he actually looked at what the guy had posted earlier
ocean widget
elder merlin
Plus the "xir, yes xir" was the icing on the cake tpo
You just know he was gonna be a problem still
ocean widget
Yeah I've got no clue what that was on about
round mica
Plus the "xir, yes xir" was the icing on the cake tpo
i’ll be honest gang i don’t get it
what does xir even mean
elder merlin
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZWk4bHA0MnQ2ajhpd3lwbDJsOTBhYTB...
All the greens showing up on the 26th just to get blasted by automatons
round mica
when i see xir i think of the dude from destiny
somber stream
All the greens showing up on the 26th just to get blasted by automatons
Oh you bet, Incendiary Corp is here, just as expected
elder merlin
what does xir even mean
Wasnt it that old shit making fun of pronouns and shit? Or was it trans?
round mica
fuck if i know
ocean widget
what does xir even mean
I think it's some pronoun thing or something?
Same thing as Latinx or whatever idfk
elder merlin
Honestly, i forgot about the xir shit
round mica
i don’t pay attention to that
elder merlin
Til he said it
round mica
i just be living life
nocturne bloom
Is hd2 xbox edition tomorrow or smth?
round mica
i’ll call someone whatever they wanna be called as long as i get the same respect back
shrimple
elder merlin
Is hd2 xbox edition tomorrow or smth?
26th
south jetty
you and I drudging through auric with cute randoms doing random things
like blowing me up with a pox burster then getting teabagged by me
round mica
i mean bro seemed overly edgy yeah
ocean widget
i still don’t get it
Check the message i linked
round mica
but idk
misty trench
<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
basically what paul said yeah
round mica
ohhhhh
ocean widget
Yeah im not surprised after going through his message history
elder merlin
not even joking
First thing that dude does coming in here is talk about he got banned in helldivers 2 discord for spamming that peaky blinders moment
The one where the guy is putting the gun to his head
misty trench
yeah at first I was like "ok this seems like just some sort of misunderstanding and some basic edgy shit"
and then I looked at the logs
round mica
sheesh
elder merlin
So we banned him here
round mica
probably young and sheltered
elder merlin
Legend says he is still discovering new discord servers to get banned in
round mica
but i ain’t gonna speak ill on someone unless they can defend themselves
so i’ll move on
anyways
misty trench
yeah no need to dwell on it
somber stream
Huh, the current helldivers salute gifs aren't perfectly looped. Time to do something about that
south jetty
I think it's some pronoun thing or something?
Same thing as Latinx or whatever i...
neopronouns, pronouns that aren't originally in the English lexicon to refer to others that aren't just "he", "she", "they", as an attempt to distance one's self from the strict binary and that which is associated with it
In other words, people who don't wanna be bound to traditional roles and their societal expectations, implications, or burdens
Varlet.
I feel like I should say "varlet" after that
misty trench
you should
elder merlin
you should
Varlet
round mica
on a cool note i ate another entire rotisserie chicken with saffron rice and a diet coke
digital tundra
Say the line, Astral!
south jetty
fixed
round mica
i am satisfied
misty trench
elder merlin
on a cool note i ate another entire rotisserie chicken with saffron rice and a d...
Cant even drink a regular coke? Coward
south jetty
I think neopronouns are cool and innovative in this weirdo Frankenstein's monster language that insists on having them
misty trench
yeah ngl I was with you until I saw diet
ripe tangle
who wants to hear something funny and also sad regarding lore in Cyberpunk that I learned
elder merlin
Or even a cherry coke
south jetty
I'm down with the diet Coke but I'd prefer Pepsi
elder merlin
Fuckin poozer
misty trench
coffee coke my beloved
round mica
i’m cutting weight
south jetty
who wants to hear something funny and also sad regarding lore in Cyberpunk that ...
uh oh
ocean widget
on a cool note i ate another entire rotisserie chicken with saffron rice and a d...
Eats entire rotisserie chicken
Has diet coke
Perish
marsh iris
epsi
ripe tangle
I’ve mixed coffee and coke together irl, it tastes like vomit
south jetty
Sometimes a homie don't want sugar
ocean widget
who wants to hear something funny and also sad regarding lore in Cyberpunk that ...
Is it that you can't do kickflips within the games
round mica
i’m 298 getting down to 282
south jetty
Protein isn't sugar
round mica
south jetty
animals
elder merlin
I’ve mixed coffee and coke together irl, it tastes like vomit
You sure you aint a slaanesh worshipper?
south jetty
I’ve mixed coffee and coke together irl, it tastes like vomit
Try Monster and coffee (desperate college student elixir)
somber stream
https://tenor.com/view/ned-kelly-storm-trooper-star-gif-10332415
This is... incredibly based. Where is it from?
elder merlin
Least of all diet coke
marsh iris
coffee and orange juice
round mica
But diet shit aint it
it is
misty trench
This is... incredibly based. Where is it from?
star wars downunder, fan film
round mica
i love diet coke
south jetty
But diet shit aint it
It's a valid choice if you just want the drink without the boatload of sugar
elder merlin
This is... incredibly based. Where is it from?
Makes me think of that collegehumor or whatever that youtube channel was
somber stream
Hmmmm
elder merlin
It's a valid choice if you just want the drink without the boatload of sugar
I thought diet soda still had sugar in it?
south jetty
I thought diet soda still had sugar in it?
No
Diet sodas use artificial sweeteners such as aspartame and sucralose
marsh iris
star wars downunder, fan film
star wars on tatooine filmed in australia innit? the worm real?
somber stream
Has Robochicken vibe
misty trench
the zero sugar stuff has artificial sweetners instead
misty trench
star wars on tatooine filmed in australia innit? the worm real?
tatooine scenes were done in Tunisia
elder merlin
Diet stuff just tastes bad too
south jetty
Some people don't like to be miserable all the time when changing their diets
round mica
Diet stuff just tastes bad too
to you it does
elder merlin
Some people don't like to be miserable all the time when changing their diets
Poozers
round mica
to me it’s good
marsh iris
south jetty
Diet stuff just tastes bad too
So does black licorice but you find people eating that too
SUBJECTIVE
elder merlin
Though, to be fair, when i was dieting and exercising, i still drank fucktons of brink
misty trench
black licorice slaps, objectively
elder merlin
round mica
black licorice slaps, objectively
i love the medicinal taste
misty trench
you fucking disgust me
elder merlin
So does black licorice but you find people eating that too
Yes, i hate people eating
misty trench
me with my glorious aussie soft licorice
elder merlin
south jetty
Yes, i hate people eating
OBVIOUSLY
elder merlin
Sometimes i miss swedish fish
misty trench
imagine eating when you can be breatharian instead (this is not real advice)
ocean widget
Sometimes i miss swedish fish
Just go to sweden
elder merlin
Just go to sweden
Shit, i wish
ripe tangle
uh oh
You do, okay!
in Cyberpunk 2077, it’s stated that Fairbanks, Alaska boasts that it has the lowest Murder Rate in the world, at a little over 200 murders per 100,000 residents annually, to put that into perspective, irl the city in the world with the highest murder rate is a Cartel controlled city in Mexico called Colima, it has a murder rate irl of 182 murders per capita, which means in Cyberpunk’s Lore, the world’s safest city has a higher murder rate than the world’s most dangerous city irl.
ocean widget
black licorice slaps, objectively
Counterpoint
Combine a blackjack and a fruit salad and they taste better than black licorice
edgy owl
do i want to die instantly, be unable to move and have my bullets become useless...
Surely there’s some other way to implement a psyker without it being like that
ripe tangle
isn’t that funny, sad, and kinda on brand for the series?
ocean widget
Surely there’s some other way to implement a psyker without it being like that
Well what else would a psyker do other than destroy some random fucker with a gun
lyric badger
<@943012986413527070> i finished a realm reborn
did you hate it?
south jetty
also
Protein GOOD. Lasts a while in your system, doesn't spike your blood sugar, but doesn't last as long as fast
Fat also GOOD. You need SOME to function. Most dense energy source, but required to both process protein and to maintain normal hormonal function. You also need SOME on your body to protect yourself
Sugar is GOOD, because your brain needs it to function and you need it as a fast acting energy source that burns quickly. JUST DON'T CONSUME TOO MUCH
Do not demonize the energy source. Rather, consider the other nutrients present in a source of energy and what your needs are
fair bridge
ocean widget
You do, okay!
in Cyberpunk 2077, it’s stated that Fairbanks, Alaska boasts that...
I mean thats pretty obvious ngl
Murders a lot more profitable in cyberpunk
elder merlin
You do, okay!
in Cyberpunk 2077, it’s stated that Fairbanks, Alaska boasts that...
Surprised some places dont run out of people to even inhabit them, when the murder rates are so high and frequent
south jetty
Signed - a type 2 diabetic thing who dropped a1c from 8 to 5.8
fair bridge
did you hate it?
idk i'm not big on most MMO stories
ocean widget
Surprised some places dont run out of people to even inhabit them, when the murd...
Government supported breeding programs maybe
lyric badger
idk i'm not big on most MMO stories
well this and the next one are the slog of the game
shadowbringers though, its so peak
south jetty
You do, okay!
in Cyberpunk 2077, it’s stated that Fairbanks, Alaska boasts that...
This makes sense for Cyberpunk
lyric badger
fair bridge
peam..,.,.,.,.,
ocean widget
You dont exactly get much lore into how the population stays afloat though in any cyberpunk media
misty trench
well obviously new players spawn in
ocean widget
well obviously new players spawn in
Twat
elder merlin
I mean thats pretty obvious ngl
Murders a lot more profitable in cyberpunk
Shit, i know i killed atleast a couple small town populations in my playthrough
fair bridge
wow the forcefem potion
south jetty
Cyberpunk, where you can be denied live saving health care because you have 0 insurance. Cyberpunk, where body modification is almost essential to living at all. Cyberpunk, where people struggle day to day and resort to violence as their means to get by
Why, of course it's extremely violent!
misty trench
Shit, i know i killed atleast a couple small town populations in my playthrough
call that shit a normal tuesday
south jetty
alright time to stop procrastinating and start drawing
ocean widget
wow the forcefem potion
This is shit ngl
Terrarias genderchange potion doesnt require sleep
south jetty
WoW gender changing is as little as a few gold and instant
ocean widget
Terraria it's instant for whatever the fuck a couple plants and a bottle of water requires you to do
fair bridge
why would i ever want to change his beautiful face
south jetty
hell I'll go change a character's gender right now
long trench
Shit, i know i killed atleast a couple small town populations in my playthrough
the amount of cops I murder after quick saving could probably start a new country
ocean widget
Terrarias it's basically that one telepurte animation
Just chug it and boom, ya done
ripe tangle
Cyberpunk, where you can be denied live saving health care because you have 0 in...
in the game’s intro loading up the game, the radio broadcaster who shouts “GOOOOOD MORNING NIGHT CITY!” boasts about the sturdy thirty murders that happened yesterday is a record low for the year.
“TEN OUTTA HEYWOOD”
misty trench
and in runescape there's a quest where you HAVE TO (if you're a guy) change your gender for at least part of it because there's a guy who's got that whole witch-king "no man can kill me" bullshit going on
so you become a woman to dunk on him and then swap back after (if you want)
fair bridge
based
south jetty
in the game’s intro loading up the game, the radio broadcaster who shouts “GOOOO...
I love that this absolutely blows your mind away but this concept is so readily visualized in my mind, on the count of living in low-income areas that get more violent the worse things get 
misty trench
this is back in like fuckin 2007 btw
ocean widget
and in runescape there's a quest where you HAVE TO (if you're a guy) change your...
0/10 not at all accurate to shakespeare
fair bridge
do i want the ring of fending, maiming or striking
they all seem like they do the same thing
elder merlin
Street Fighter movie mentioned
fair bridge
what the fuck is fending
elder merlin
Have to show the scene
marsh iris
cyberpunk healthcare? maybe cheaper to replace with clanker parts
south jetty
alright should I trans his gender
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Granted I dont think you can decide whether you are born via c-section or not in runescape
south jetty
fuck it I'm doing it
elder merlin
the amount of cops I murder after quick saving could probably start a new countr...
I killed the tac-mac cyberpsycho lady from the trailer
fair bridge
Granted I dont think you can decide whether you are born via c-section or not in...
i chose the fetal alcohol syndrome option
it's next to the ironman button
ocean widget
this is back in like fuckin 2007 btw
Todd Howard made gay marriage legal before America did vibes
elder merlin
She shows up in a side mission at the end of it
And i wanted to fight her and her squad
misty trench
https://youtu.be/PBc7yQXrP9c?si=bTcruoA0hEiMIrfK
ocean widget
And i wanted to fight her and her squad
You get unique mantis blades from it
Granted unique in which they look different
Not because they're better than gorilla arms if you dont actively use arm cyberware
elder merlin
You get unique mantis blades from it
Oh do you? Shit goes down when you open fire on them and i just got out of there after killing her
misty trench
M Bison really gotta be the best villain ever
ocean widget
Oh do you? Shit goes down when you open fire on them and i just got out of there...
Yeah you loot them from her
elder merlin
I do love crashing into civilians and cops though, getting a high wanted level and causing some chaos, just to goto a mission and get off scott free
elder merlin
M Bison really gotta be the best villain ever
elder merlin
Sagat will still be my favorite
ocean widget
Horseman can give you em too
Doesn't make em any better unfortunately
elder merlin
https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/MaxTac_Mantis_Blades
You choose gorilla arms or you're no friend of mine
ocean widget
You choose gorilla arms or you're no friend of mine
Gorilla arms are unfortunately the only useful one
elder merlin
Though i do want to try monowire if i ever do another playthrough
Are the other arms really that bad?
misty trench
Sagat will still be my favorite
also a good choice
ocean widget
First time I played was
"Oh sick a grenade launcher in my arm"
"Oh it replaces my grenades"
"Oh it does fuck all damage"
"Oh it recharges slower than it takes for me to clear an area with a shotgun"
ocean widget
Are the other arms really that bad?
Yes
vocal pewter
the arms are weak compared to actual weapons
fair bridge
this guy has been laying here literally the entire day
ocean widget
Projectile sucks even with the relic perks
Even with both relic and normal perks projectile is still the worst one
south jetty
oh it doesn't even cost gold anymore
ocean widget
Gorilla gives a passive body buff to checks
Works during boxing increasing your damage
And thats about it
If you're going netrunner grab mono
Body build grab gorilla
Even a blades build just grab gorilla because a katana is better
vocal pewter
basically monowire is useless because you can just upload the hack normally from a safe distance
mantis blades are useless because there are katanas that are way stronger
rocket is just bad
Gorilla Arms at least gives stat check boost
so you always slot in gorilla arms because they at least do something
elder merlin
also a good choice
They say he is still in shadowloo in the new street fighter, but i thought he eventually left that in the old ones?
Or is he just still considered a criminal?
somber stream
Made a new gif based on the latest trailer, can't make it seamless since the angle is fucky from the start. AH ples
ocean widget
basically monowire is useless because you can just upload the hack normally from...
Yeah but monowire at least has the coolness factor to it if you dont want to sit in a corner on the cams like you're playing fnaf
vocal pewter
use cams?
misty trench
They say he is still in shadowloo in the new street fighter, but i thought he ev...
no idea lol
vocal pewter
bruh I just walk in and kill everyone
no need for stealth, just look at em and they die
ocean widget
That also works if youre not stealthing
vocal pewter
stealth also usually has a designated route that everyone can do
elder merlin
Gorilla gives a passive body buff to checks
Works during boxing increasing your ...
I used gorilla arms and that one cyberware that gives you the berserk effect and two slowdown cyberwares installed, so enemies usually couldnt fight back when i got close enough and they spotted me, triggering the two slowdowns
vocal pewter
like a specific way devs made it so any build could complete something stealth
elder merlin
Made fighting the animal's leader real easy
ocean widget
I used gorilla arms and that one cyberware that gives you the berserk effect and...
I just kept jumping over her
Easy shit
Berserk works because yoy just can't die during it
elder merlin
I just kept jumping over her
I broke her lower back installment and just punched the hell out of her
Never even jumped or left her line of sight, i aint no bitch
Just bare knuckled her
ripe tangle
I love that this absolutely blows your mind away but this concept is so readily ...
this also makes Judy/Eveline Quest where NCPD refusing to answer or retrieve the body for Eve’s suicide make so much more sense, the NCPD is so overwhelmed they’ll say “we’ll come get her tomorrow” but really mean in a few business days…
somber stream
this also makes Judy/Eveline Quest where NCPD refusing to answer or retrieve the...
Dredd
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Never even jumped or left her line of sight, i aint no bitch
I was specced into shotties so I only did the pattern of quick melee and shoot for the extra damage from the perk
ripe tangle
the NCPD probably has a death toll rate comparable to active duty troops in an actual war zone.
elder merlin
this also makes Judy/Eveline Quest where NCPD refusing to answer or retrieve the...
I hated that underwater segment, was so slow and sitting up above a black abyss as a person with thalossophobia was not fun
south jetty
this also makes Judy/Eveline Quest where NCPD refusing to answer or retrieve the...
I'm also gonna guess, since this is Cyberpunk, that they also require a monetary incentive to investigate a death
ocean widget
this also makes Judy/Eveline Quest where NCPD refusing to answer or retrieve the...
The NCPD are dicks, why would they care about picking up a body
somber stream
I expect a giant fucking squid during the entire underwater bit
ripe tangle
I'm also gonna guess, since this is Cyberpunk, that they also require a monetary...
Absolutely 100%
elder merlin
I was specced into shotties so I only did the pattern of quick melee and shoot f...
I used shotguns for the whole game, but i never put perks into the skills for them, cause the shotguns are busted already
ocean widget
Fair
The perks are nice tho
somber stream
I installed a realistic mod
You kill people in 2-3 hit, they do the same to you
Rescuing Takemura with a shotgun was pure action movie
thick coyote
I used shotguns for the whole game, but i never put perks into the skills for th...
Tbf
Seeing OBLITERATED popping up every now and then was very happy brain moment
It's like Bloody Mess from Fallout
elder merlin
Fair
The perks are nice tho
Best shotgun i ever found was this two shot tech shotgun with like over 300 or 400 damage, even though i didnt use the implant at all for tech weapons
Still did insane damage and one shot at close range
ocean widget
Best shotgun i ever found was this two shot tech shotgun with like over 300 or 4...
I'm assuming you didn't find guts then
elder merlin
I'm assuming you didn't find guts then
No, i didnt find this trauma filled insane man
ocean widget
I meant beccas shotty
elder merlin
Who the fuck is Becca
ocean widget
Its in a bush somewhere where she died in the anime
ocean widget
Who the fuck is Becca
Adam smashers landing pad
thick coyote
Who the fuck is Becca
Small lady big hands from Edgerunners
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elder merlin
Oh her
somber stream
somber stream
Murder loli
ocean widget
Her shotty is nuts
elder merlin
But its a pump, aint it?
ocean widget
Pretty sure when it was first added you could negate all fall damage due to the recoil of firing it
ocean widget
But its a pump, aint it?
Still does a fuck ton of damage
ocean widget
You use tech weapons bru
thick coyote
Pumps are lame
elder merlin
That shotgun gets a pass
somber stream
Someone cut his balls
elder merlin
You use tech weapons bru
Without the implant, its a regular double barrel
thick coyote
They are a bit slow for me
But they are not lame
elder merlin
Its some square lookimg double barrel, but it does the most damage out of any shotgun i've ever found in the game
ocean widget
Without the implant, its a regular double barrel
Wrong actually
Its tech not smart
Tech are charged smart are auto aim
Tech DB can be charged to shoot through shit
elder merlin
Oh maybe its smart then?
I dont pay attention to the weapons outside of damage
Cause i aint never touched a tech weapon
ocean widget
Smart one ain't a DB so assumably its tech
elder merlin
Also i love the Comrade's Hammer
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Also i love the Comrade's Hammer
I know
Shit was wack
Still is decent after they nerfed it
elder merlin
Best revolver i ever found from a police side thingy
ocean widget
Used to have the final shot perk apply to it
Grand finale pretty sure
Doubled the damage of the last shot in pistols and revolvers
Combine that with a revolver with 1 shot and it's fucked
thick coyote
You see Ivan
When you load a nuke into your revolver
ocean widget
Used to have the final shot perk apply to it
Ah nvm
Still applies to it but it can't penetrate cover
ocean widget
You see Ivan
When you load a nuke into your revolver
Jokes even better when you realise the guns made by a Russian company
elder merlin
Its funny
Cause i used Comrade's Hammer most of the time
And i had that cyberware where when you reload your first shot did massive electric damage too
So i had a one shot explosive electric revolver that mostly one shot
ocean widget
Yeah it's wack
elder merlin
elder merlin
Shotgun
Revolver
Lmg
Gorilla arms
Those were my weapons
Then i started using the silenced sniper from Scorpion
In an unrelated note
thick coyote
Overwatch?
ocean widget
Sucks it's the only silenced one
ocean widget
Overwatch?
Yeah
ocean widget
Grab the diving suit licht
somber stream
I did, snek build
elder merlin
On the 26th rivals will becomes brothers, the holy rings will send us soldiers who will become as kin, bringing from them on high weapons to fortify us and destroy our enemies. The green and blue will blend and bring forth holy retribution upon humanities enemies, @sleek harness @gilded socket
somber stream
I stole this drip
stark bobcat
thats pretty solid
elder merlin
I stole this drip
I wish there was a new game plus, it'd be annoying getting all the clothes i wear again
gilded socket
On the 26th rivals will becomes brothers, the holy rings will send us soldiers w...
Whatre you on abouut?
somber stream
I wish there was a new game plus, it'd be annoying getting all the clothes i wea...
Wait there isn't? I just reload my saves to get other endings lmao
somber stream
thats pretty solid
Some might say it's even, Metal.
elder merlin
Whatre you on abouut?
Read motherfucker
elder merlin
Some might say it's even, Metal.
ocean widget
I wish there was a new game plus, it'd be annoying getting all the clothes i wea...
Use mods
gilded socket
Read motherfucker
Thats too hard
thick coyote
Some might say it's even, Metal.
Idk
That drip is grinding my gears
ocean widget
There's a mod that gives you console access so u can spawn shit
Its how I gave myself the twitch drops and game specific stuff
Because if you didn't play gwent before a certain date you miss out on ingame shit
No I dont know why, it's fucking stupid
somber stream
Imagine locking contents for a single player game through limited events
ocean widget
They did it with witcher 3 too
You have to spawn two of the cards in if you didn't play gwent before a date
Bear in mind Npcs can use those cards but you cant
ocean widget
Rip you then
amber sail
I don't play gwnt at all
fierce cave
I stole this drip
Solid drip
somber stream
gasp
fierce cave
Don't be a snake stealing tho
amber sail
See I even spelled it incorrectly
ocean widget
Bear in mind Npcs can use those cards but you cant
But yeah
You can get fucked if you play the exact same card as an NPC if you didn't play a mobile game before a certain date
fierce cave
On the 26th rivals will becomes brothers, the holy rings will send us soldiers w...
Where TF is my @
fierce cave
<@1062278770985291819>
elder merlin
I mean, are you joining us?
fierce cave
I mean, are you joining us?
Yeah
elder merlin
Oh alright
fierce cave
I am the one that dives as soon as the game comes out
elder merlin
I just knew i was taking @gilded socket and @sleek harness into their first dive
fierce cave
I need to farm the super credits
fierce cave
I just knew i was taking <@1079628799290900501> and <@1007404878383042744> into ...
Me too
Cant take just my wife
elder merlin
To be fair
fierce cave
And a chill guy
lyric badger
shloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloop
somber stream
I have been listnening to nothing but Evanescene for the last 3 days, please send help
fierce cave
shloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloopshloop
Should be plap
elder merlin
I didnt know who you were or that you were together until ya'll changed your pictures into matching pictures, @fierce cave
lyric badger
Should be plap
It would be directed towards no one, who would get plapped?
elder merlin
fierce cave
It would be directed towards no one, who would get plapped?
My honest reaction
🥀
ocean widget
You have to spawn two of the cards in if you didn't play gwent before a date
Also the gwent mobile game is dead so they advertised a dead game to get a card
lilac crag
My honest reaction
🥀
ocean widget
League of legends
Banned
elder merlin
League of legends
Banned
fierce cave
<:2DogStare:1016856596963410051>
elder merlin
Immortal technically
amber sail
OH GOD
ocean widget
It's gross
I mean the LoL character is an entirely different species so it's not our fault you thought about fucking animals
lilac crag
amber sail
I mean the LoL character is an entirely different species so it's not our fault ...
I wasn't but ok 👌
lilac crag
Incredibly smol
I love them
ocean widget
I wasn't but ok 👌
Mhmm
That's what they all say
somber stream
Whuh, why are we talking about fucking animals now
amber sail
Idk that's what they brought up
ocean widget
It's gross
@somber stream
Dude saw a different species and his first thought was "i want to fuck that"
amber sail
That's not what I said but ok
ocean widget
Not only that
But a species from league of legends
elder merlin
You like one piece so it seems like you do
I will kill you
somber stream
Yeah lol wtf, i see no one talking about fucking anything before that
elder merlin
amber sail
I will kill you
Based
lilac crag
elder merlin
The giants just came onto the scene, so planetfall should be either the next animated episode or the second one
somber stream
2 days till freedom
thick coyote
Whatever man, just fuck the
Reads Lilia lore
elder merlin
https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-dorry-and-brogy-dorry-brogy-dorry-one-piece-gif-8856591425695101305
ocean widget
2 days till freedom
Wtf is this
lilac crag
no more pink licht soon
somber stream
Good
ocean widget
Whatever man, just fuck the
*Reads Lilia lore*
I mean Lillia is a centaur so I wouldnt recommend fucking her
Dont need another Boeing engineer
ocean widget
why is it always a sex thing
"Just fuck the" is probably why
thick coyote
Doe lady that listens to magic dream tree
ocean widget
Don't make deals with the Fae
Dont make deals with weird magical beings was probably in the first few pages of obvious shit that shouldn't be done
elder merlin
Oh yeah, so its a db-4 palica shotgun with 490 damage, does Becca's shotgun do more than that? @ocean widget
somber stream
why is it always a sex thing
It's hardcoded into our DNA to multiply, that's how we will dominate the galaxy one day 
lyric badger
Alright chat, time for me to announce my degenerate activities before bed!!
|| Drink milk
Brush teeth
Shower
Dry off
Stay naked
Crawl into bed
Decompose ||
Gn all
lilac crag
It's hardcoded into our DNA to multiply, that's how we will dominate the galaxy ...
I'd call you a Muppet if you weren't so endearing to me
elder merlin
It's hardcoded into our DNA to multiply, that's how we will dominate the galaxy ...
Resist it, walk into extinction with me
ocean widget
Oh yeah, so its a db-4 palica shotgun with 490 damage, does Becca's shotgun do m...
417 base according to the wiki so assumably so
You'll have to find it to check
somber stream
Resist it, walk into extinction with me
Extinction is cring
Skill issue to get filtered by nature
elder merlin
Extinction is cring
Existing is cringe
ocean widget
Also forgot the palica actually existed given how I never used it
lilac crag
Existing is cringe
violence funny
thick coyote
She's also a skirmisher
ocean widget
Plus there's a better smart shotty ingame
elder merlin
417 base according to the wiki so assumably so
It one of those weapons that upgrades with your level or something?
elder merlin
Plus there's a better smart shotty ingame
I aint ever found it
ocean widget
It one of those weapons that upgrades with your level or something?
Nah
None of em do
ocean widget
I aint ever found it
Probably cus it's adams
elder merlin
Probably cus it's adams
Lol, i think i picked it up from killing him and still wasnt better
Unless it wasnt a shotgun
somber stream
Chong
elder merlin
Its a rocket launcher
ocean widget
And this is guts
https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Guts
elder merlin
I need it
fierce cave
https://tenor.com/view/rabies-rabid-foaming-at-the-mouth-sponge-bob-sponge-bob-s...
Same
somber stream
ocean widget
And this is guts
https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Guts
Its basically a weapon-specific version of gaiges anarchy
thick coyote
Oof
That grip/stock shape is going to hurt with all the Guts recoil
You need to be some sort of
Cyborg
To handle that
elder merlin
You need to be some sort of
Cyborg
round mica
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/735588196410196071/1409386144109...
could’ve had a chance to say the green and blue and something about the black and yellow for helldivers
elder merlin
could’ve had a chance to say the green and blue and something about the black an...
Maybe
The green and blue will become as one, joining in brotherly bonds to be reborn as the black and yellow
round mica
WE WILL KICK VOTELESS, BUG, AND CLANKER ASS
round mica
honest to go bro if there was something like the helldivers irl where we kill shit from other planets
i’d fucking join in a heartbeat
no questions asked
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
prisma cypress
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
round mica
real
somber stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375133815621816502/1409383886315589753/Helldivers_salute.gif
fierce cave
elder merlin
honest to go bro if there was something like the helldivers irl where we kill sh...
I guess it would depend on what we were fighting for
Cause remember, the helldivers fight based on a life and for a fascist government
I wouldnt fight for that
ocean widget
honest to go bro if there was something like the helldivers irl where we kill sh...
US military on their way to you rn
elder merlin
I just want peace
round mica
US military on their way to you rn
elder merlin
Friendship
round mica
get tanked
elder merlin
Hope
round mica
bitch
somber stream
I wouldnt fight for that
You'd be to heavily indoctrinated and brainwashed from youth to tell anyway
elder merlin
You'd be to heavily indoctrinated and brainwashed from youth to tell anyway
Unfortunately
gilded socket
I want peanut butter and crackers
ocean widget
Nah mate
Paul is forever old
ocean widget
When are we getting RTS and turn based helldiver games is the question
somber stream
AH said they're developing something new
Completely separated from Helldivers
They'll keep developing HD2 for years to come but i don't think we'll get anything else related to it
ocean widget
elder merlin
AH said they're developing something new
Make a halo game like this
But based more off the originals, dont let 343 touch it
They bring only ruin
ocean widget
Larian and arrowhead work together to make something or other
somber stream
Larian and arrowhead work together to make something or other
Takes 10 years to develope
But the result will blow everyone out of the water
ocean widget
But the result will blow everyone out of the water
And it'll still have a mid act 2 and a shit act 3
As is the larian way
ocean widget
You have not played divinity im guessing
ocean widget
The only reason BG3 had a decent armour system is because larian didn't come up with it and no im not joking
somber stream
You have not played divinity im guessing
Have it in my library, have yet to leave the first island
ocean widget
Have it in my library, have yet to leave the first island
I dont blame you
The fact status effects can't be applied if your enemy has armour is wack
wicked pike
I got to the part with the teleporting crocodile and then lost interest
somber stream
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-dance-meme-gif-16508925634487122333
BO7 flopped even before release, BF6 will dominate this year
round mica
BO7 flopped even before release, BF6 will dominate this year
Bo7 is just an ad for bf6
fierce cave
BO7 flopped even before release, BF6 will dominate this year
D-dominate 👉👈
ocean widget
I'll probably reinstall and finish it sometime in the future
The armour system sucks so your dpt is essentially halved unless you focus entirely on one
somber stream
D-dominate 👉👈
ocean widget
This unfortunately sums it up well
https://www.reddit.com/r/patientgamers/comments/s0uqs2/comment/hs64tnv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
somber stream
This unfortunately sums it up well
https://www.reddit.com/r/patientgamers/commen...
I suppose mods will help remedy this issue
round mica
i decided to buy a new shotgun instead
ocean widget
I suppose mods will help remedy this issue
Yeah
Oh yeah grab an achievement enabler
fierce cave
i decided to buy a new shotgun instead
Kiss it
somber stream
i decided to buy a new shotgun instead
Which?
ocean widget
The gift bag
Extra content for the game officially added in
Disables achievements if used
Shits fucked
ocean widget
i decided to buy a new shotgun instead
Well now you can ride shotgun at least
marsh iris
holy shit guys
somber stream
holy shit guys
Beautiful
somber stream
Based
fierce cave
Benelli M3
somber stream
Don't blow your floor trying to pull a tactical reload with the thing now
somber stream
the rats below my house are terrified
somber stream
fierce cave
The dome
round mica
the fact i knew this without a second thought
nocturne bloom
i knew a few people that lost their phones bc they tried to take a picture of the eclipse
round mica
bro is about to get attacked by a giant space laser
fierce cave
@nocturne bloom
Where's my macncheese
ocean widget
The gift bag
Extra content for the game officially added in
Oh yeah bg3s act 3 magic shops name is a reference to a gift bag
rose pine
https://x.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/1959185064212025362
The new Warbond is gonna be about girls uwu
X
marsh iris
bro is about to get attacked by a giant space laser
goodbye champs
nocturne bloom
<@384192430435598347>
Where's my macncheese
ask yo pookie
fierce cave
ask yo pookie
Pookie can't make Mac n cheese
nocturne bloom
wack
somber stream
I heard it will be aviation related
nocturne bloom
ong
somber stream
Fingers crossed for hover bikes
ocean widget
Dropping it doesnt count
nocturne bloom
everything is better messy 
fierce cave
everything is better messy <:YES:1409370185344749588>
Hot steamy lesbian sex
Guys can we fast forward 24 hours
fierce cave
Just sleep
nocturne bloom
Hot steamy lesbian sex
Cant relate, too twink built 
fierce cave
Cant relate, too twink built <:Sadge:757445535660507166>
So what
lilac crag
you lot are at it again
round mica
Cant relate, too twink built <:Sadge:757445535660507166>
asl?
lilac crag
Im always at it
somber stream
Bro is for honor pilled
somber stream
It's not too late to turn back Alex
fierce cave
Only if 🥀
nocturne bloom
lilac crag
It's not too late to turn back Alex
I love breaking windpipes
fierce cave
I love breaking windpipes
Bet
lilac crag
no
lilac crag
Bro is for honor pilled
the executions have warped my brain
somber stream
E