#general-chat
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I'm a ghost hunter
Me when I lie
Begone
Stinky
@lilac crag back my point up
Looks like you're having fun
doing hall of the novice now
huh
haha
Suck me
did u see my character's boob window did u see
does he have a boob window
His physique is umatched indeed
too small
hes just a dragoon
this is good
Does anyone have a discord group for this game ?
Wot
Now, wait a tick i'll gather the lads
I have one, but you must know all of zealot's sermons to join
let's go gambling!!
what's wrong with this one lmao
Peak
Yeah I’m new to warhammer 40k haven’t even scratched the surface
What should I do
@lilac crag @orchid lynx @long sigil Strike team 69
Can’t find anyone
You just got your answer through that gif
have you used #vox-lfg-lexicanum
soon
Hai
No I’ll try that thanks man
I'm fucking with you dw. What are you looking for specifically though? This server has your best chances of LFGs
AI good?
Ai bad
No
I’m looking for people to play so I’ll try lfg
AI bad
Ai clanker
Lfg here is all you need then
Bet
Guys I'm eepy
I’m cadian so slurs are my specialty
What should indo
Cader
What time is it
@fair bridge you thirsty
I normally sleep at 1pm
30 minutes nap
To 9 pm
Right
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD
ya i love libbral teers
Fr fr
Oof
All I know is cadians willpower are insane
It's a classic war cry, cadians fought to the last, and endured a ridiculous number of chaos incursions
That’s wild
6001560396
Clanker!
I want say gex
You're just mad i'm the lex and you're a lergin
lergin!
Married fr
the lex keeps expanding indeed, how pure and ruly we are
There gay now?
THERE GAY NOW
K
Y
S
(keep yourself safe)
Do it
Wat
@orchid skiff
case in point
I tend to have this effect
What
what
what
I turned them into a man
Okay :) free gear
lmaooo
man i swear to god
there is some
fentanyl laced AI marketing thing going on
they are selling EVERYTHING
1 sec
i love living in the future
furry art canvases if you look deep enough into their recommended
Clankers are losing it
something i would say tbh
Where's British
This guy doesn't know
i own 2 of these
Happiest man in Birmingham
one in maroon and the other in white

i am my own personal eye candy
There are subtle signs, yes
i booked+flame gernade stunned
and my teammate REFUSE to pick them up
ogryn is lacking behind for some reason, aribities is bumfuck nowhere
and somehow its my fault
despite the altar having no meele enemies when we got there
@elder merlin @gilded socket @fierce cave @stable fox 2 days to live
Oh yeah
@orchid skiff reminded me of u
Government mandated Bierasure
@sleek harness
Wanna join me @stuck phoenix and @gilded socket tomorrow for odst?
On mcc
@fierce cave listen buddy youre nobody
am gonna stream ff for a bit
Bro is not mr new vegas
Gothory kill this guy
Huh?
He tried rizz
@sleek harness well?
He dumb
What Odst
Now brain
Halo 3
No brawns
🥀
waiting to play peak but this jackass next to me is playing helldivers
Rat like thing
might just go out and read book tbh
make him get you a set up
Don't have it
activating cringe inhibitors
hopefully on yourself
You want me to download 200 gigabytes
With us
I sent that
the fucks your problem
You
Oerhaps
I ✋ reposted ♻️ it 📈
STOP STEA- nvm hi wife
holy shit all my college stuff came in today
Pure fanfic!!!!
Hiii!!!!
awwhy did they give themselves big tits..
Downloading
i feel so sad for her why cant she have a guardsman bf
Better be worth it
Based
Samds undertail
OMG
We playing odst in like 7-10 hours
Because the gue'la imagine them with big tits
this is sad
Pensive emoji
I have those
I should be able to go home by then
orbital dick sucking trooper
Its ok to have small tits too, all are lovely in the eyes of the lord... 🥀
Orbital dick snipper troops
Erm these are godless aliens literally
Enough time then
all small tits will be taken out back and shot
There after you
make them godful
Glad that's not me
Well, im dead
Tau "worship" an ideal, not a religion
Gotta find new wife 🥀
(I think tau are pretty cool)
So tuff 🥀
this is why Tau get no guardsmen boiwifes
The heavy is dead!
american guy is my fav anime
BACK OFF E DATER A VIRGIN 40K FAN IS TALKING
American DAD*
American Daddy
Begone single person
Not to be confused with Family daddy
I need a leg @gilded socket
Im gonna go shower now
play 40k to crumb instantly
I love it when people shower
so you can watch? fucking creep
then youre gonna love me
hell yea
Creepy
Freaky
Being clean is good
Too many nurglites in chat tf
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
boysmell Gone
Very proud of you
I'm women I must clean
Must stay lore accurate
Sure theres aroma, but licking people sensually requires bathing
maybe if you're a PUSSY
I can't
wrong reply
Lol
***MP3 HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?aevyhk4bglet4zv ***
Little mashup I (OniMorter) made.
Song is BRODYQUEST by NeilCicierega + "So Fresh" by Soulja Boy
Your one of them
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
(swag)
Begone nut suckler
where is @nocturne bloom when you need em,
swag
do you suck dicks?
He do
Now
are you offering ?
Bet
bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
I am home alone rn...
Huh?
He never denied
contact a teacher, family member or police officer
Wuh?
KEEEVVVIIINNN
Memes from the trepang2 server
nooo i dont wanna be sniffed noooooo
my gf
nice
my gf is the one that lets me yap to them about lore ill never write about
so you're single
My gf @gilded socket
How is everyone?
I cant be your macncheese then 
Very homo
i am also single
its not easy being green
freaky
you have no creativ ejuices and it shows twin!!
how do i tell girls im not that kind of orc
I'll show you my juices
finalling my fantasy
You still can 👉👈
double it and give it to the next person
I see, everyone is being gay, that’s fine; but please do not be distracted from your duties, regardless of our sexual orientations we’re all destined to give our lives to the Emperor.
Guh? Waht happen?
Please do not stray from your fate.
you got a sibling?
you see how he doesnt invite me
Remain faithful 
Lol
getting disconnected like a mf this morning
ive been called
We can try asian now bart
thanks for blowing out my speakers asshole
My pleasure
noooo
Courtesy of me
Asshole?
Pleasure?
He put the speaker up his asshole
How goes your back?
what about my back?
only if you offer it up to be done
They finally got me my Imperium Mandated Gf
You said you were having problems
The Imperium doesn’t mandate such things…
They did for me
as for my back, I’ve never really had issues.
ill give you a back massage, Sister....
The Emperor told me so
Hai
Then I miss heard you
Erm…hello
Kiss me 🥀
Get a job
I fucking hate this event
Says the one in debt
If you arent making out with me, then you must be making out against me....
Get another and use the second’s salary to buy me stupid shit only
I already spoil you
A bit of suffering every now and then is good for your psyche, keep you grounded
I will break your windpipe.
You may try
Im here
Me first
every match this morning is suffering all the tunnel visioned children are playing
after 3 days of spoils im surprised they can even speak proper
why are
Absolute cinema
the secret to avoiding debt is to brutally murder the debt collector.
You love to see it
Bad night, break my windpipe pls
Speaking from experience?
Yes.
I see

@final herald
both you and scav are down bad for me when I'm just trying to vent my frustrations through physical violence

That your way of saying you want me to be down bad for you normally
@lilac crag which ZZZ characters have moles?
You are involuntarily exposing me to rewdy!!!!!! This sucks!!!
that's it
Me please
I didnt hear a no
🥀
BACK OFF YOU ANKLE BITERS
Alex is so mean 2 me...
I AM NO ONES SNAKC
GET AWAY
Get on
gettong on top rn...
Welcome to General chat
We have Degenerate number 1, Degenerate number 2, Degenerate number 3, Degenerate number 4,...
Me please
A mf jus tryina be a stress toy is THAT SO BAD licht
STOP STEALING MY SHIT
Me
Make it the choke execution
bet omw
Idk
Ur romanian
Born to freak force to speak
why u no sleep
and fucking eng talking is hard
U said u nap
Why I no sleep
neighbors are having a cookout outside my block
Good question me
Doing superb Bart
I can understand some Korean
uh huh
Force me
Cant sleep till I get some of that cake 💔

Which one
Forgot I existed here
I got chocolate
both
Strawberry for preference
Is it pink ahh
the center better be
Wth
Scavenger cannnot drive a warthog
1/10 would not recommend as a driver
Still got double the kills of you
@fierce cave bed time
Lore accurate women
I'll cave your head in
How do we make it worse
To be fair I was doing the fuck it we ball strategy and trying to throw grenades at everything
Also @gilded socket and @sleek harness will join us for odst
In 10 or so hours
More like
Brilliant
7 hours
I wish I still knew korean
Granted if I was still mil I would just have an xbox and a laptop or something
I should do this to someone today
thanks coellian
I will rip you out
I fucking hate that shark
No dinner straight action???
tell me about it
Never said that
Loosh dont want me
you are a good friend
Me when I’m playing ultron and I see a Jeff the shark doing his best M163 self proppeled anti air gun impression I swear they have radars in them
War thunder player
Wait
Coellian
I shoulda guessed by default
i'm halfway through the syllabus for this year and i'm already crashing out
Yeah
i'm washed bro
Cold war realizations of ww2 projects > ww2
Imo
We don't even have the fucking stug 4 yet after all this time
I can never forgive gaijin
Me when I see that stupid fucking Ostwind 2
who the fuck is Roy G. Biv
The Coellian isn’t in the game yet it is
I like french, russian, and american cold war stuff
Sometimes british but all britain did was go "ooooogh lets put new turrets on a centurion oooogh"
I think you may be a little silly
The centurion is consistent
Only one that’s shit is the first one
Because of the machine gun being an entire microwave away from the main gun
I have the prem mk2 I'm balling
Ruining german players games one apds at a time
And soon tiger 2s will be slower
Harrier moment
Least funny harrier gameplay
Fuck I've played too much of this game
How many hours have you suffered
Hower many hours = top teir in:
American ground, air, helis
British ground
German ground, mid air
Chinese ground, air, helis
Isreal air
French ground, air
Italian ground
Swedish ground, air
squinting
Japanese ground

Oh right russian ground, air, helis
Duh
I knew I was forgetting something
The grind is easy when good at game fr
Just....long
I can't imagine only playing ww2 though I would lose my mind
Long? 
Long
Go on lamia...0lay war thunder...
Gg
wait say twice
Just remember you owe us drinks
GG, you done well Bart
and why asia surver laggy too
Pz3s and pz4s are so funny
fucking fat sharker
Shork antics
f
It's the first time it's ever been used
It had to wake up lmao
Anybody know how to fix voice chat? I plug in headphones in my laptop but it aint working
not game problem
Tru…
Make sure to check bindings and input options
bluetooth headphone issue?
No with wire
The rotund feller
Settings -> audio -> Microphone settings
textbook won't download I'm Going To Crash Out
:|
What would you do if we were sleeping together like spoons (you little) and I put my leg over your hip to hold you more cause I don't have 3 hands
why can't i be big spoon
stop update vt2 first damn it
fix darktide
first of all Alphas (me) aren't little spoons
fuck darktide
How consensual is this situation
give update to the good game
Well assume we are in good enough standing that we decided to go to sleep together and snuggle in the big spoon and little spoon configuration
stop fixing darktide
update vt2
im starting college trying to get a degree to secure our future
i dont need to hear ur high jinks
THE TEXTBOOK IS DOWNLOADING
How can i test mic without going into match??
just go onlyfans like a smart person

true
Use discord mic settings, they have a tester
If i could i would put you as a livery on my harrier in warthunder
i got shit to do too
Absolute
|| Show hole and I'll write in graphic detail how my tongue would glide upon it ||
What kind of rabbit would you be if you were made into one, I'd be a jack rabbit.
using leddit to obtain manga you really must be french
Hate reddit.
Wuh
Cinema
lamia racist
smh
Tested it works. But in darktide it doesnt
I just want to impress Hadron
They dont know the site 
Yuh
I love bayoneting people filthy heretics
is the second to last letter an a
FIX BEYONETS!

gaaaalorp !
because if that's the one you go to it's peak
except it DOES NOT have ichi the witch
which rewdy insists i read
fuck wenches im all about the aquilas
Tideslop
anyone know how to reactivate mods after an update?
I do enjoy the elf category
I am not taking comments from "uh wuh I don't know how to put manga on my kindle" at this time
Toggle darktide mods file
um it's a kobo bitch
Go to your files, and start up the patch Darktide mods application
After that. It'll patch your mods
run this
And because your mods are patched, they'll be patched for the game
And when you patch it, it works
Cam we kill moddrs
Erm actually that many of any of the 3 frameworks would cause papyrus bloat and the game wouldn't load
Tyvm
I've never modded Skyrim and at this point i think I'd mess it up asap
Its not hard
Pogfish thumbnail spotted
Getting new vegas to run 1400 mods was my achievement
weird i always figured the final exam would be like a fucking massive big ass portion of your final grade
Go schleep dog
use vortex, look up youtube vids of mods that were put together
yse
이 글을 읽으면 잠이 든다
Id learn mo2
paranoid bf watched this with me and said "THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME"
It does
Every day
Several times even
the chapter was peak
you too shall experience peak
When peenar
he goes on that stupid ass "idiots with cars" subreddit and gaslights himself into thinking that any time he gets on the road he's going to see a massive accident or watch someone get killed in a car
Cheater
i drive for a living and i can count on one hand the number of times i've killed pedestrians while driving
he's such a drama queen
💀
I used to ride with my dad in a tractor trailer and youd easily see like 3 a day
I can really describe them here or ill be banned but
Long story short ive seen cars get compacted into a cube under a trailer
And it happens a lot more often than youd care to think sadly
did you hear about graham hancock's theory that gay sex was invented from two men on horseback colliding into each other at high speed from behind
true historian

My last job id see an accident outside the doors weekly too
seems fair
Never ask how milk was recovered
Phantom pain
don't stress about college @fair bridge
My oeenar
Remember the good days of AI? 
There were no good days
holy based
Matching background besties 
Get that clanker SHIT off my screen
i think my biggest issue rn is being distracted by this joint
and also bf
who did a really fucking cool thing and walked up next to me and looked out the window i sit next to and said "oh i think there's a spider living in our window"

thank you bro thank you so much bro i Will Not be thinking about this bro Thank You
Show abs
Why are you like this
Like?!
rest in peace sexy angel

i have decided that on sundays i will simply leave the house to do my work because bf is far too disruptive
UUuuuuhhhhhhh
Im sure thats fine
Literally too soon to have another SE invasion
I hope super earth falls.
Perfect to have the ODST reinforcements
ice creamm
they'll regret this.
do u want ice cream hot guy
fuck i am salivating now
i bet you are
well i haven't eaten anything all day
i have something you can eat
is it cold and creamy
cheesecake!!
So does anyone have any recommendations on how to get the 10 auric games without a death penance? I got to 7 and my game glitched out and I lost all progress. Otherwise I've been up to 6.
before anyone says not die. I will throw my rock at you (and likely miss).
don't die
Dont die
Man I love firing Tank cannons at my teammates in Halo
Don’t perish
Anime
you go to the gas station
i go to the ass station
we are not same
what the fuck is an Ass Station?
talking to you too much made yt recommend me this
A station for Ass obviously
idk who to blame for this one just above
That’s just here for comedic effect
Mmm british food
No it isn’t
That’s south English food
They have plenty of rats down there by the Thames
tasty-delicious yes-yes
goykisser
By Sigmar a talking RAT
turn around and look in a mirror 
Finally, a conversation i can get behind.
so i did a bunch of job interviews this past week and i feel kinda dumb not knowing what the normie definition of ERP is
big thank you to my patrons @sudden wagon @supple thorn @nocturne bloom for sponsoring this post
I dont erp
Im serious when I say what I say 
i like your style
lets talk about how you create value and what you offer in terms of helping our brand connect with today's youth
I get ass both online and offline im living the life
I've always wondered, why cant the emperor be healed?
Is blight spreads leaving rotation anytime soon, im so sick of that modifier
ill ask ze questions
watch out chat we got an asker
hes all
inquisitive n shiet
Relationship goals
I mean wouldn't you like to see the emperor off his throne helping fight and those who need it again
You can block me on discord but you cant unsuck this dick
Hes a skeleton
Theres nothing to heal
Practically 0 living tissue
still alive though
Think it's next weeks rotation but idk or atleast that should be the next havoc changes they may or may not remove blight but surely FS isnt stupid enough to keep it in surelyyy
they kind of killed the guy
Hell practically 0 dead tissue either
No psyker in the entire universe is strong enough to heal him
Its so shite, it just forces you to use purify on zealot
And no one wants to play zealot ever
no single psyker*
Only person who likes blight is a backliner pysker
I can take it
Me asf
So i gotta, and then I get out with arbys and ogryns that someone go down as fast as a psykers
a cacophony of psykers to heal the emperor would wreak warp havoc amongst the entire world
that is a horrible idea
I learned what I like from experience bro man
plus, either we could try to space marine them, making them part machine, or giving him the flesh of psykers
Every arby i play with either goes down faster than my no health curios psyker or they carry
alright, alright respect king!

i'd be a cool nurse that gives you all the morphine you could want
he already gets 1000 psykers sacrifices, why not 2000 to try and improve instead of keeping him the same
The only thing of use is his body, for warp guidance
Well im real sick of the former, i dont even know how its possible to go down that fast in a defensive specialist class
you are overcharging a battery into frying
Replacing it would make him useless
E
Who leads the imperium in his stead
Go on
Also hello
I guess you could also attempt to create a second emperor using the same method, get enough strong psykers to use all their power on creating a human
Dude vet needs it more
They both need one tbf. FS has said they're looking at zealots tree so good chance zealot first then vet
Damnit
I want vet first its so underpowered
Give vet a grenade launcher
True grenadier class
Just because you said that you know who’s gonna get it?
Arby
We’re gonna nerf the psyker again
nuh uh
And just because of that
Im too tired for my brain to work can you reword that
Nah i also just woke up not long ago
Real
Sunday babyy i get to sleep in
Then… why was i censored?
Yk what would be the true tragedy
If in darktide, we were playing a genstealer cult
And the moebian 6th was mobilized to stop us
There we go
Got Nier Automata, time for that clanking
But they’re still infected with nurgle STDs so both gotta die
Nah nah nah thats just what the genestealer disease is making us think
We’re the weird looking ones!
Too much heresy
What's the most glorious death you've ever seen?
So, I was on a havoc 33 match, on that Carnival mission with the breaching cahrges at the beginning
We're hiding in the second breach hole trying to fight the twins who spawned
We kill the twins, and we plant the charge to get ready to go forward
Our psyker who was low health got caught by a mutie who rammed him into the charge. Charge then immediately goes off killing our psyker. Like, I can't even be mad at that point
John psyker is back in the game and he ready to melt the heretics with the god emperors light
Havent played that in years








