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Just tell them the bears is an inverted hat
Go from 17th century merchant lord to 25th century corpo lord
Worst god to pray to, in that regard. Did Jesus ever have a job?
I find employment satan has a better success rate
he was a carpenter
obligatory
As far as from what I can guess. I can probably use the fact I worked like one internship, one poll job, and learned culinary trade
and technically earned uh
those are all good things
Well...It was just a dumb little cooking class tbh. I forgot everything but I can use that to say I have cooperation skills(barely) but with no work experience worth at least a single year of work. mmmm...
I am food handlers certified though....... -#I think
bruh
I mean it's worth including
whatever you do with applications, NEVER sell yourself short
Can I include the very dubious awards I received over my education
I'd still follow
if you'd like

I include all sorts of shit that's kinda whatever but helps me sell myself
Man, i dont know how to sell myself at all
resumes and cover letters etc. are all kinda just propaganda for the self
like don't lie but don't be humble 
i genuinely have qa/testing on there 
augh
same, like it's a legit inclusion
hell I include my lua code knowledge and game dev contributions lmao
If your On win 11 check to see if you still have your SSD's, and Pause Updates, latest security update is killing SSD's
Good day to still be on win 10
god I miss windows 7
my "can't be arsed to" attitude grants me another W once again
Win 11 has
One
Feature I want
Monkeys?
File explorer tabs
Which mod is this?
Oh yeah thats fuckin nice.
by the time I get W11, 12 will be out
Buff bar fix or something, just look on recent
dear microsoft co-pilot, how do I get chatgpt to do my basic googling for me?
I’m just going to Linux myself
wait what do you mean you've been screenshotting my monitor every couple seconds for months now???
Short people shit outta luck
it's a hard knock life for us
Edge is now officially spyware
cant reach for the stars 🥀
if Linux wasn't such a pain for games i'd use it probably
Who said i was short 
I think I can get by with just proton
when you use the devil's measurements, you always come up short
And if not dual booting exists
Yeah but thats cus the devil's a dick
I hear Darktide actually runs better on Linux
Oh yeah didn't they say co-pilot could restore you back to previous versions or smth
you cant quote this
not when ive got wrath clubs newest upload on my main monitor right now
youre the one thats spying on me, not microsoft
Why not both
good taste tho
microsoft can spy on me all they want, i think it's something they'll regret in the end
I mean we're already getting spied on anyway right
Oh no, Microsoft can see all my unsavory imagery @_@
I feel bad for my CIA Agent ngl
I just don't like it being done by a fuckin' AI because that uses up more resources for the same result
can you disable co-pilot ?
You can try
Degree of success is dependent on how much you hate it and how good you are at digging through a computer
Can Revo uninstaller get rid of it? No clue!
i mean aslong as i never notice it exists ever again i'm fine with it
What is co-pilot even for
it's to make u feel like you own ur pc even less
thing is microsoft does plan on making co-pilot a core, non-negotiable feature at some point
linux do be looking worth the effort more and more every day
tbh it was worth the effort ages ago but eh
Virtual Machine
Practice in a vm
I'm pretty sure a lot of what you need to do involves use of the terminal.
Shit I should make the Linux switch sometime myself.
I've uninstalled it so I know it's possible
but I'll duelboot probably.
Granted I uninstalled when it first got announced as existing so I dont fucking know how I did that
Probably with a hammer
welllllllllllll
You just don't see it
It's probably like a parasite.
Deep in your files.
Good enough for me, not like they get anything useful out of it
No seriously
They get literally jack shit out of it
That's what you think

I have a facecam but I paste an image of jerma on to it just in case
I have a facecam that I just keep open and ready because I'm confident in my appearance
🪤
bruh, some of these randoms be trying my patience.
anyone wanna do mortis trials? 3/4 just need one more :))
Punch your dad in the dick again~
Isn’t thag the same fuy from human centipede the song
Forget bis bame
I'm still waiting when they'll extend penance rewards to 6000 (5 more tiers) so i could have pleasure of obtaining them for free
Because I'm beyond of 6000

Obese sushi please

I could've sworn they updated the battle pass once
But I feel like I'm misremembering
Im assuming the fuck it we ball purity seal
indeed
people love to fuck it ball
Fellas
They retconned the lasgun
It now shoot bolts of light instead of beam now
Why the fuck
Now all they need is a stormtrooper skin
Gold light, looks just like a ballistic tracer round
The best way to differentiate a lasgun from the blaster is beam vs bolt, now it's the same, frak
is this dow4?
No, this is
well the initial gameplay of dow4 looked like abysmal dogshit, so i'm not surprised
maybe these are stubbers or something? i can't tell
Are those not just yellow beams
A beam is what we're having in Darktide
combi weapons are not only for SM
uhuh
So how are those not just yellow beams with potential shaders not fully done because the game isnt finished
It looks like a beam to me
...right
I think it's meant to be a beam, just that it's not held like you could expect from certain Melta pattern
Even the DT Lasgun are not really projectiles nor held beams
My guy, the article is about Astra Militarum as a whole, the battle sector bit was just an example
Clearly they applied the same for the guard inDoW 4, and will continue to do so from now on
Yeah so how is that a retcon if it has already been established that lasguns aren't red beams
This is a beam, the Lasgun has been portrayed as such for the last 20 years
the star wars-like bolts of light look fucking lame
imagine retcon decides pink lasers looks better
beams are better
lmfao
Yellow lasgun look ass cause yellow is already the common colour of nromal weapon's trail due to the powder explosion being yellow
also that. makes it less distinct looking
red lasguns have been the norm for a while tbh even in modern media
even in newer 40k animations that newer fans like
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and it should be red for distinction's sake
Literally every 40k media ever has been red beam
color-coded projectiles make sense
Now they're pulling one out of their asses based on then old arts
it's modern 40k, they don't care much
swap sans and asgores role and it would be correct
well, the only 40k games I care about are by fatshark and owlcat, and I don't think they'll switch to yellow stormtrooper blasters
The demographic of players has shifted too giving them all the more reason not to care about details and retcons
knowing owlcat they make a bug where it fucks up lasguns into a feature
anyways no shot i'm getting dow4 when they turned pr*maris despite it being expected
Most of the demographic that complain about Retcons isn't aware about how much things have been retconned since the start 💀
The Primarchs ? Just normal humans
40k is built upon inconsistencies but some things are pretty foundational to the genre tbh
when the company doesn't care
it falls to the hands of the community
as always
Yet the things people often complain about are really not foundational
eh, it's something that more or less we have to agree on as a fanbase, at that point
is it really??
It is really
cause again, the company itself sure as hell won't care
DoW 3.5
this is just the start of my insanity, you have no clue
nah
manhunt doesn't skip numbers
or that one edgy game called Hatred
postal goes from 2 to 4
What the fuck are you guys even talking about why are you listing edgy games
we NEED combi guns, imagine alt fire actually doing something on a gun
Oh you saw numbers and drew relevance from that
FATSHARK PLEASE
in a warhammer server complaining about edgy games:
I'm literally not
i wonder why
I said its crazy to write off dawn of war 4 because it has art accurate lasguns
no no
you are
misunderstanding
those games
have such criticisms
by their fanbases too
that's what they are trying to say
details
also for me at least it's not that at all
Postal 3 and 4 just sucked though
no, it jsut looks like dogshit in general
for me it is primaris
i really cannot stand
M41
indomipoop crusade
and primarchs returning like fathers with milk
but thas just me.
wtf is postal 3
lolol
Just treat Primaris as a a Miniature revamp 🤷
They didn't really change much to the lore
primaris look like dog tbh and were pretty badly introduced
primaris are a worse mk4 maximus
with worse porportions
it's unfortunate that sm2 is the only game right now with the graphics and features it has but oh well
need HH game
they do look less distinct, I admit
Sm1 casually mogging
it's so goddamn bland man
your choices are
imperialis chestpiece
or BIGGER imperialis chestpiece
helmets
80% mkx tacticus with some small modification
there's just nothing unique or creative, shit feels dead
that’s an awfully green booger
true
comically green
that blood angel does look pretty to me tho
i’m also not too incredibly in-depth with warhammy
i just like da games

can I pet you?
british shorthairs
you had better not

lest you meet gnob himself
It's bong you fool 
but then again that's probably for the better
I dont play table top, im too broke for it
so you do not go around buying more models than you need
fair, and me neither, i just collect and paint
no way i'm keeping up with each new codex
I js do cosplay
And art

broke
cosplay
why, what manner of creature are you
A broke boy
looks good btw
Twin 7 cawl miniatures costs the same as my cosplay
And i hand crafted all of these so its not as expensive as youd think
depends on what you presonally care for
Its only like 200 ish usd after conversion from my currency
True, i like being the mechanicus 
Like being then in person hits so much different
maybe you can go that far in the future, who knows
flesh is weak
Dude the moment i see any mechanicus related cult im joining instantly
Being flesh and bone sucks

if you don't care about looks it's a pretty good trade off assuming everything works out well
no more sickness and weakness
Me personally, i think mechanicus looks way better than the average human
But thats my opinion
i like IH
Are we lusting over Tech priests again?
Call it body dismorphia, but i dislike how i look, and im all for the mechanicus grit
Plus theres so many benifits being mechanicus+comfy red robes
It's rotting flesh and bolts man, I'd rather take my chances with a commisar
i tink so
This is, however, very cool
that's pretty normal, long as it isn't in a level of disgust and hatred of self
Speak for yourself, i love them from the bottom of my heart
Eh not much hatred more so wish it could be more

Humans are boring
now you're getting there
did u sleep??
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I'm happy you are concerned for my sake hun <3
Yes I slept.
Oh fragg, my scripts are messed up again
I slept from 9/10pm to 5am sharp
weird that's my bf's schedule
We haven't even made it official yet

Hahaha, but no I love mornings. I'd rather sleep in the afternoon or evening
i like sleeping in a little bit tbh
would be nice to never have to sleep though
there's so much stuff to do
Isn't it dead, or am I thinking of the 1st generation fire starter
If I had someone sleeping in my bed with me though I would sleep later and wake up earlier just to hold them longer

Qualava is able to live without the fire on, it's Charmander who cant
Fire tail = life energy
Yo momma
No, this is Patrick
Also the bucket of water wouldn't be enough
It would easier just to put a rag over it to eat all the oxygen.
Okay, off to Neptune
WHAT WHY
I do enjoy hiking memes
lemme find it
Daemon ussy
ah this one
Who is gonna stop me?
What's the meaning of these fantasy sci-fi curses? I figured Karking is Fucking but what does Grogging mean?
Since gw is in UK, they had to work around with cussing
There are like 2 more of these in progression
Figured it's the same reasons as Battlestar Galactica. Couldn't say Fuck so they say Fraggin
I think Aquila needs to post this every time he looks into the chat
aquila does not think we're all freaks
he is normal and chill and understands many posts are simply japes
Well it would be an inside joke
Wasting so much energy on just using this gif, he'd rather waste his wardens energy on something else
For example, doing absolutely nothing

/jk
I do enjoy the funny swear words, I think I'll make them part of my basic vocab to avoid swearing in public
Kinda have to do that if ya want the full havoc set
i gotta figure out what movie to go see
Oh I've been down that ages ago
I got the havoc set before I finished 40, I only use it on my Ogryn and Vet though
Fantastic Four was good. Hate most Marvel flicks these days and the four have a bad history of bad movies but this was great! Best 4 movie ever and best Marvel in ages
28 inches later
heard it’s a real hoot
Some people prefer to live in the past on their lonesome, afraid of the future where they may suffer or grow in. They prefer the constant, unending silence. A horrid, yet understandable self imprisonment
saw it already, it was beautiful bro
i like ice cream!!
who let bro play dark souls?
And some people just can't stand people. Know of one hermit that ran into a hiker and hiker asked why he lived out here, hermit responded "I can't deal with people, every time I look at faces it's too much. Too much information."
Funnily enough I've never touched a souls game
sounds kinda psychotic
It's likely they have a pet of some sort.
Nah, they say fuck in some of the Tithes episodes
didn’t mention 2 more days?
2 more days.
oh yeah, 2 more days
Frag
i thought them using their own version of profanity was to be unique
not a workaround bc of the government
Same thing happened with South Park's second game. So to get around censors they took like a whole week + to come up with the title we know now as The Fractured But Whole
well i mean, that’s just south parks creators being witty
It can be used to represent regional/cultural differences by using different words that really just mean the same thing, particularly since low gothic is only represented as english rather than being english
I mean, in any military settings of any sort you will always have a swearing soldier. It's part of life as it stands, there will always be whinging, even if it's just to let out some light steam
so karkin, gruttin, fraggin etc. are just kinda the same thing
what if we hugged Bro. Kissed Even
i think that would be gay
but who doesn’t like that
Karking little karkers
we are all a little fruity
Not quite how i'd have put it - morrow
ah yes
Nworder usa
kojima's new look is far better than twink kojima
like he wouldn't understand lmao
he's just calling the player what they really are
yes yes
i feel the gayness running in my veins
RAHHHHHJJJJJ
I CAN HEAR THEM
this you

TRAINS
dubious little creature
CAT TRAIN
I had a point to make but I got auto filtered by DT, which is fair and I won't reiterate what I was gonna say but I'm happy that they do have safeguards like that
nicolaus when he has to see anything remotely gay in the darktide discord
did you take this from me
i posted this here before
i'm ngl i fucking love unrestricted chats
nah i saw it on twitter
there's always the guy spewing some random shit
swag
and the guy calling you everything under the sun
I do too but this is a community discord after all. Those who yell the loudest will get their way
LoL had one good thing and that was the chat
Why this karking idiot make assumptions just from my random emoji messages?
i scream big. Loud.
That's what I love about you

peak
oh no i mean just so that we can call each other slurs all day mid dt game
that'd be peak performance
learn to have fun
you're a little phobic and that's ok
we're all scared of something
i'm scared of puppies actually
And that's how you make fool of yourself.
Ogryn: runt
Zealot: Freak
Vet: Karkers
Arb: Lex breaker
Psyker: Blunts
There are all your DT approved slurs
when people post puppies in here it actually frightens me like activates my fight or flight response
Okay I'd like to not have anything with you from now on until you get better humour
Even skaven is much better at jokes
Bro said no sex till you get your act together
lol i have no idea he was just reacting funny when me and ceru were messing around
yeah he probably will
or just block
idrc
Just mildly annoyed
he got jealous
bro....
😔
nic i'm so sorry
flipping the zealot with psyker but yeah. WE NEED COD BO2 VCs again
stop posting scary stuff!!!!
that community was peak
This isn't what you call them, it's what they say to others
that is what i will call them
You know, i need my friend skaven calling me dumbass right now as it's better than these jokes i get
imagine the face on the arbitrator when i call him a lex breaker
BO2 lobbies were generally pretty peak aside from what you see in videos now
BRO 😭 😭 😭
Torture them
Bro is about to piss himself out of fear
For all i care
Bro said: Time to go to my local car server to talk about building blueprints headass
woah

TF2 is also hilarious
i remember as a kid hearing a lobby have a massive debate about pineapple pizza
very vocal
OH YOU'RE LIVE ON TWITCH?
bro wants to torture puppies? 😯
bro 😨

My favorite thing to hear in a lobby ngl
MODSSSSSS
lmao those are the best
You guys are weird for misreading my stuff
I remember getting called a filthy gypsy all day but i got creative as i grew up
Torture mallow you bloody walking mammoth
Maybe make your stuff more to the point and not open ended
woah
least prejudice tf2 moment
twitch streamer detected, play copyrighted music
As you should
Anyone who takes offense to it is a loser and needs to go play COD6 instead
this is a form of puppy and it scares me!!!
Its a cat
scary......
Yes
i like that fat ass
i need a voidstrike with 60 WR dump someone invoke it i'm about to gamble
i'm invoking bro
Freaky bart
he make southpark fun
Me too bro
2nd try you absolute legend
ye
Newgens dont know that it aint even gamblin anymore
Game just handz u god rolls
I almost missed when it was
Back in my day meowever ,,
ah yes, gacha tide
meowever is peak
Tbf highest difficulty was Auric and anything worked
67
Cat
cute animals frighten me stop posting them please
niko was cool w gay tony
i think
i think he was more annoyed with tony for being a bum
Sup, got back to darktide after about a year or so, any of you know a decent summary video about the bigger updates?
also where can i see every skin available for the new class
New difficulty, guns changed, Arbetes fun and broken, lex breakers
Mods
7 ate out 9
I didn't know i was 7
how did the guns change
Cuz im lowkey an eater
Some stats went up, others went down
I think the ingame cosmetics page has all of the arbites cosmetics viewable right now actually
i noticed something called Marks in the inventory that lets me change stuff
Really?
Yeah
Marks are variants of the same gun, before you'd roll per mark, now you roll per gun and can change marks whenever
Eating is fun
Indeed
so the Brutus Stuglar is the only skin available in the shop?
Especially when it squirts in your mouth
Yes
It just came out
The class
Right now there's a bug where if you reach 45 buffs the game crashes, if you're on PC there's a mod that'll work as a temp fix but we're expecting a fix ASAP (maybe monday, maybe tuesday)
Funnily enough this is a common interger issue
How do you reach 45 buffs dude
Arbetes, killing protocol easy
Literally me
Dog jumps are +3 buffs alone for a half sec
Oh arby
Depends on the class, I just crashed as an arbie
My legs and core and shoulders still are mega sore
Arbs has a bunch of buffs, then you and auras and then bonuses other classes give to them
I wonder why
Targets Acquired does the trick, I don't know if each stack of keeping protocol counts as an independent buff since the crash is a UI bug (I think?)
I think you should know more than anyone else why
Because my weights teacher made us do 12 ab exercises 12 times each
And i did some leg workouts
I call those backshots
I'll workout ya core alright
I also deadlifted so idk why my glutes arent sore
🫦
Only if 🥀
I am not doing that to you
Im gonna pound your pisser
why would I
Because I want
that is specifically why I'm not doing it
Sorry I don't bottom
You only get what you don't want
hamstring curls my beloved
have turned my thighs into tree trunks
Yeah those
Funny thing is, I only crashed on Vet... and I don't think my loadout has even close to 40 buffs.
Lmao
Dude you workout?
I need advice on form for squats
Crush a watermelon and record it
Last time i tried i rested the bar on my neck
Close quarters or whatever the buff is that gives toughness to allies when you shoot any enemy near em count on your bar for a moment too
Give me advice for squat form pls
So it can be pen DMG doing that
Unless I play Mortis. 
well i gotta ask first, what part of the form are you struggling with?
Where do i rest the bar
I don't take those. The build paths right, left, middle ,right.
My shoulder blades?
Today's topic is workouts I see
Last time i rested it on my neck and it hurt bad
I wonder why
right overtop your traps but directly on your neck
not*
NOT on your best
beck
Phew okay
Scared me for a sec
typo galore
So my shoulders yeah?
The only thing that stacks is WS and reprocity.
yes, directly on your shoulder line
Got banned in a lgtbq server for saying slavery was needed for the world in the debate channel
anything above that you’re risking serious spinal compression injuries
Alright thanks
Wrong repky
Alright thanks
Dude kms
Thanks
Absolute peak
also, i’m sure you know this but
I know not to hunch my back because i saw everyone laughing at the guy who did it during deadlifts
my biggest piece of advice for people who are weight lifting: if you’re lifting weights and you feel pain, and i’m talking legit pain not a burning pain, just stop
lifting weights shouldn’t hurt your body in any sense
Well
If you're sore and you lift it will cause some pain because you're sore
well yeah
but i’m talking like
your muscles are hurting because you can’t handle the weight, pain
Yeah duh
you can definitely feel the difference between muscle fatigue pain and literal joint/muscle pain
watched a dude tear his pectoral because he was trying to bench way passed his limits
men with huge breasts are pretty peak
indeed, but some people can be genuinely that ignorant
Im a new lifter, started Wednesday because of weights class, i feel like i need to test myself in a real gym so i know what i can do but i dont have the $21 rn for the gym
outside of powerlifting preferences heavy bench pressing 2-3 rep range is genuinely pretty meh
high risk, low reward
dips and controlled bench are peak
I have one of those things
good luck on your journey man
yeah gl
i started mine a looooong time ago and it’s been a routine i’ve never broke since i started

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working out is 90% consistency and mental fortitude in all ways
yeah
exactly, routine
you do not workout, you do not go to the gym, that's just your routine
working out = eating and sleeping
When is Mario Sunshine coming to steam
something you just do

a must in that sense
it becomes a way of life
ye
become one with the meathead lifestyle
it integrates itself pretty well
because you feel better overall, physically and mentally and it's not hard to get into
cheap, tasty high protein nutritious meals can be made on a regular
i feel like a lot of people would also just feel so much better doing it aswell, or just any physical exercise
like i know it sounds dimly minded, but if you’re sad or upset, go lift weights and exert that energy and emotions
you’ll feel so much better
physical activity is something we require
it's the same as sunlight
affection
physical contact
etc
one of those thigns that your brain needs to keep healthy
if you’re angry? to do a few sets of rows.
that will get the anger out
100%
i love how hav asked for a advice then we went on an exercise tangent

got real passionate real quick
Imma frew up.....ON YOU
Passion is welcome when you've been at it for years
Discipline is the main ingredient, but there's no flavour without sport
Gotta keep it interesting
Sounds like sesbian lex
wanna see one of my prized possessions
I cast hot pillow on both side and sleep procrastination
Is it a gold plated lighter?
This guy doesn't know
I enjoy the hot pillows

even better
Owned by the benny
Sure
No!!! Only buff dudes here 😡
I'm women
@civic otter
Its the internet they could be just saying that
I read that as loaf...like loaf of bread
Get a load from this guy
brian shaw is the goat

besides eddie
Big man
damn no movie today
but maybe play peak
Hear me out
Well ogryns are the baseline 
love the guy
Same
Watch the monster in paris
Strongman pshysique is fuckin great
But holy hell difficult
I'd have it easier to get shredded

@fair bridge
2 days
wat is that
To(morrow)
Not quite how i'd have put it
Absolute classic
forgot about that movie good lord
I have it on disc
@long sigil @lilac crag 40 min
30min
i wish, it’s 2 days away
Important question
Which ones in what order
This is my selection out of the hundreds I have
Where underdog
what
We coping for update teasers next week
why am I pinged

Not my choice
@thick fog
for DT?
Heretic cleansing in 40 mins
Yes
man these fools still gotta fix their game

enough with the content updates
Literal cinema
zek is teaching me for honor
we are having an epic duel
Gimme under dog
@round mica get on tf2
All the classics animations
no
He's coming as well
@thick fog
Give me an order to watch them
You hate me
you said it not me
Dreamworks Sinbad first
Good choice
I would have to say pirates next
Starting with the sea omes
From aardman?
Darktide, Bart
We talked about this
ye
Funny and underrated movie tbh
TRUE
Do you do VC
Aardman surprise never makes bad movies
wait
why are pug lobbies in this game such ass lol
Pug lobbies?
I love dorgs
ye
That fucking clip
Box trolls
Absolute
Meme
This mf
Is literally Markiplier
FUCKING BACKEND ERROR
He really is
You want me to k-kiss you??
Hold it
well dont just stand there, go suck the S O U L out of em like a DH‼️
🫵
I'm women
There is 1 place to sook

backend error constantly, on both modded and unmodded, ran through a crapton of vpns. 😐
Act up
is your system over or under the recommended requirements to run DT?

Clearly you got banned
When


