Clean yourself up, Lurker
#general-chat
nocturne bloom
Even a rat can be a burger, Licht
elder merlin
Even a rat can be a burger, Licht
nocturne bloom
Someone gets it
elder merlin
I love Stallone's old stuff
ripe tangle
everyone gets a burger, on me.
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https://tenor.com/view/ratburger-rat-demolitionman-sandra-bullock-sylvester-stal...
best burger hes had in years and its rat
ripe tangle
we can have a cook out and make burgers from corpse starch and mystery meat.
nocturne bloom
Feel... good 
elder merlin
Hey @gilded socket, @sleek harness, im gonna start callin you xbox divers "Greens"
gilded socket
Ok
elder merlin
Are you ready for the war, greens?
ocean widget
Are you ready for the war, greens?
one of them is dead so presumably not
elder merlin
Listen, the rat's just sleepin
nocturne bloom
Remember non xbox players, the railgun stays on unsafe
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https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-fortnite-fortnite-dance-griddy-meme-gif-1328...
back to sleep
elder merlin
Remember non xbox players, the railgun stays on unsafe
Hopefully them poozers dont blow themselves up, the greens i mean
I knew a guy who consistently got headshots on bile titans with the railgun
nocturne bloom
The point is that they do
sleek harness
back to sleep
nocturne bloom
Give new players your Epoch
sleek harness
A hellpack
nocturne bloom
Epoch?
Remember to also stick your 500kg strats to them and tell them to run into a nest
somber stream
I fucking hate trappers
nocturne bloom
Stick an orbital laser to them and watch them run
Give them an FRV and dont tell them to put it into 1st gear
somber stream
Even a rat can be a burger, Licht
Had some in Asia, better than pork
somber stream
Oh?
nocturne bloom
Kinda dry but it wasn't bad
ripe tangle
I’ve never eaten rat.
nocturne bloom
Alligator jerky is good too
ripe tangle
I have had shark before though.
nocturne bloom
Greasy
ripe tangle
and alligator
elder merlin
Remember to also stick your 500kg strats to them and tell them to run into a nes...
Lol do those even reliably stick to people? Feel like its hit or miss, like the resupply charger trick from the early days of the game
It still works from time to time, but its so inconsistent
nocturne bloom
Lol do those even reliably stick to people? Feel like its hit or miss, like the ...
50/50, same result regardless
elder merlin
Only seen a red stratagem stick to a person once before
elder merlin
I have killed friends though before, cause i throw it and stick it to a terminid and then my buddy blows them up and the piece that the stratagem stuck to gets sent towards him, so the stratagem lands on the piece that blew back to him
nocturne bloom
Iirc i had antelope jerky too 
not sure which though
elder merlin
Its hilarious when it happens
ripe tangle
somber stream
Based
halcyon glen
Hi
ripe tangle
would you eat a buzzard or vulture?
somber stream
Nah
ripe tangle
would you try to eat a Nutria?
nocturne bloom
Over a bear, yes
somber stream
I've had bear stew in Finland before, not bad actually, but nothing remarkable
ripe tangle
Nutria is kind of like a cross between a huge rat and a beaver
nocturne bloom
I've had bear stew in Finland before, not bad actually, but nothing remarkable
Stew makes anything tolerable
somber stream
lol very true
nocturne bloom
Nutria is kind of like a cross between a huge rat and a beaver
Yea ive seen them
Had huge extermination calls down south a while ago
ripe tangle
personally I think they’re kind of cute, a shame they’re invasive.
nocturne bloom
Thats why they call them Nutria Rats
They caused a lot of damage
Kinda surprising nobody talked about it outside the south
long sigil
mace ass is complete
nocturne bloom
I live on the upper east coast and we've actually had moose here albeit rare
somber stream
mace ass is complete
Someone play a tad too much arbies i see
nocturne bloom
Above all this tho, I hate corned beef
nocturne bloom
Id rather gave seafood and i HATE seafood
long sigil
some fake meat?
somber stream
I see i see
somber stream
If you can only have 1 dish, for 30 days. What would it be?
long sigil
ah
nocturne bloom
If you can only have 1 dish, for 30 days. What would it be?
Curry
somber stream
Curry?
nocturne bloom
Curry
somber stream
Indian or Japanese variant
somber stream
30 days, 2 meals a day
nocturne bloom
Yea probably Japanese
Indian is nice but idk if I could do the spice that long
Japanese has a more savory flavor
somber stream
Yeah the spice will make you smell funni
halcyon glen
Hello goodbye
somber stream
I much prefer the Japanese variant as well, but i'd last a week, top
zenith bobcat
I'm guessing helping bots up doesn't count towards achievements?
nocturne bloom
I much prefer the Japanese variant as well, but i'd last a week, top
Maybe, its my perfect middle ground though
Nutrition rich and a lot of flavor
It has to come with rice though
Jasmine or White
somber stream
Mmmmm
nocturne bloom
Jasmine is nice because it sticks better
White will have more of a taste depending on how its cooked though
I usually just butter it up personally
nocturne bloom
Not personally but I know its the best of both what I said
somber stream
Indeed, very flexible stuff
Can use to make sushi and riceball
I normally make 6-8 balls for 4 days when i feel lazy to cook
woven hill
i've just taken to blocking kill hungry arbitrators
you know the ones
the ones that fill the kill feed in the top left with
`Judge-Dredd" has killed [Enemy Type]
i hate them
with every fibre of being in my body
i hate arbitrators
the crit chance of psykers
the toughness regen of an ogryn
the survivability of a zealot
the ranged weapons that surpass 90% of veteran's weapons
(i'd use an exaction shotgun above a plasma gun if it was available for the veteran)
the other three human classes take at least some skill to get good in
arbitrators just give you the game on a golden spoon because you forked over like 18 dollarey doos or whatever
ogryn is pretty easy to be proficient in i'm ngl
fierce cave
woven hill
shut up nerd
let me rant
it's just the most fuckass broken class
it's got wall hacks with Execution Order keystone
it's got a get out of jail free card with castigator's stance
it's got a weapon that i can only roughly describe as Bully Club IIIb lite
(the arbites shock maul)
do you not want your dog that can stagger a monstrosity three times?
you get a perk that gives you what equates to at least four perk nodes in a veteran tree
do you somehow fail to crowd control with your already overtuned shockmaul or shockmaul and suppression shield?
don't worry, you get a pocket smyker
do you somehow fail to do enough damage to put an inferno staff psyker to shame?
elder merlin
elder merlin
Moe has now been deemed an enemy of the emperium
jaunty path
(the arbites shock maul)
It's stupidly powerful yeah.
woven hill
i'd like to personally euthanize whatever slackjawed mouthbreather at fatshark that thought this was fair
it out veterans the veteran
it almost out ogryns the ogryn
jaunty path
It out o- yeah
woven hill
and it faces no penalties
jaunty path
It's very fucking powerful
woven hill
it should'ver been nerfed in the august patchnotes
at least take down it's toughness regen
or make the shotguns a bit less oppressive at every fuckass range
or maybe allow the rejects to kill the arbitrator
in true grimdark wh40k fashion
heady echo
I like that you send each of the messages one by one. As if you come up with new things you hate as you go 😂
woven hill
i cannot directly kill teammates
but i can send them flying into a daemonhost
(that they'll probably fucking solo)
woven hill
did my entire wallrant
well no
i don't actually try to teamkill them
but i don't make any effort to let them know i'm doing the ogryn space program
and rocket jumping using barrels
and if they get knocked down oh well
jaunty path
You're inconvincing a whole team then lmao
woven hill
yep
jaunty path
Well at least you know that part :P
woven hill
because they inconvenience the way i enjoy the game
jaunty path
Wait what
jaunty path
Do they kill toomany en- uh
woven hill
a krillion reasons
you look in the top left
arbitrators rule the kill feed
you look at the health bars
veteran's at half, psyker's dead, ogryn's chugging along
jaunty path
What difficulty do you play on
woven hill
yes.
jaunty path
Auric I'm assuming
woven hill
i dip my toes in havoc 30 every so often
get molested
but elsewise auric and damnation mainly
jaunty path
Shit maybe I have a Blessed QP to have none of the complaints you do
woven hill
yeah no i've just taken the blocking the kill hungry judge dredd wannabes
i wanna have fun
jaunty path
Ain't everyone kill hungry though
woven hill
they're aggressively kill hungry
their entire playstyle and penance set
is based off of being selfish
killing elites and specialists before other people can
(execution order)
killing enemies to keep up fury
(whatever the bottom right keystone is)
jaunty path
jaunty path
I think we're getting a little wild here.
woven hill
the most insatiable appetites
astral laurel
it out veterans the veteran
Old veteran old veterans the veteran. Current veteran is a FUCKING JOKE.
I think ALL the classes need to be at the level of Ogryn or Arby
jaunty path
I do agree that arbitrator is essentially a one man army with enough skill
woven hill
but i take it that the meatball and jelly eating SWINE at fatshonk hq
astral laurel
I don't think Arby is overpowered, I think it's where it should be
woven hill
no.
astral laurel
But vet is woefully underpowered.
woven hill
every other class has a weakness
either you're good at something and okay at other things
jaunty path
But vet is woefully underpowered.
Is that why I rarely play him
astral laurel
Is that why I rarely play him
Might be.
woven hill
ogryn is either a close range menace
or a mid range menace
depending on the keystone and weapons you use
rumbler is fuckass powerful
and should be nerfed at least slightly
astral laurel
I don't like Rumbler, give me Ripper Mk V
jaunty path
The purpose of Veteran is to be a hybrid of melee and ranged combat....and if you don't have the patience it can really suck at both.
astral laurel
But I think it's foolish to complain about Arby.
astral laurel
Mostly because I don't think Arby is too strong to need a nerf. It and Ogryn are just better optimized now
jaunty path
What do you normally play
woven hill
you feel like a fucking space marine
jaunty path
YEP
woven hill
you shrug off sniper shots like nothing
jaunty path
It's awesome
woven hill
(castigator stance)
astral laurel
I use the Aquila
woven hill
and you have a lethal disco ball that turns all of your enemies into wet meat sacks
jaunty path
I like how I can function kind of as a body guard for my teammates.
jaunty path
I think this person might be an ogyrn irl
heady echo
i love playing it
Wait so you love playing Arby yourself. But when others want to have fun with it you try to barrel snipe them ? 🥲
jaunty path
and salty that he's bein replaced..
woven hill
Wait so you love playing Arby yourself. But when others want to have fun with it...
because it's so OP
yeah
heady echo
Kind of selfish but ok
woven hill
i love playing it because it's OP
and i hate playing with them because it's OP
it is so mindfuckeningly stupid
astral laurel
arby's not OP, it's where it should be. The other classes are underpowered, save Ogryn
jaunty path
Dude, just find your own horde to slay dawg....play on maelstroms or something! I never had it as bad as you do! I don't know how Arbys are just absorbing all the enemies from you!
Are you positive they're truly, ruining the game moe..
woven hill
i unfortunately play the ogryn like how i'm supposed to
which is by sticking to da lil uns
and make sure that the sparkeads, shouties, and bosses don't get hurt
could care less about the platefaces
jaunty path
Are you drunk
jaunty path
Same thing
woven hill
good on you
you're not on the 90% of edgy arbitrators i've seen
with shit like
StopResisting, StopBreathing
woven hill
also holy fuck look at the ogryn's level
astral laurel
My arby is named Gostock and he's tired of everyone's shit.
woven hill
people are too nice, i just like to be toxic and make arbitrators know that i hate them more than silent poxbursters and infinite cleave trappers
(which have been in the game FOREVER)
clear valley
Why is everyone quitting now? I didn't play for like a year and this seems like a new thing. I rarely ever finish with a full team.
lethal solstice
arby's not OP, it's where it should be. The other classes are underpowered, save...
This is factually incorrect
astral laurel
Nah it's not
woven hill
Why is everyone quitting now? I didn't play for like a year and this seems like ...
it is a new thing! it's called new players being bitches.
lethal solstice
Arbitrator is far too powerful for the current state of the game, and ogryn is as well
astral laurel
Nahhh
woven hill
Arbitrator is far too powerful for the current state of the game, and ogryn is a...
ogryn is kinda meant to be a powerhouse in CC
inland mantle
Arby and ogryn both feel balanced around havoc which isnt a good thing
lethal solstice
Psyker is vaguely where they should be aside from all of their mechanics ignoring bullshit
Zealot is ok with a singular build
woven hill
ogryn is literally the premier CC and aggro attracting class
astral laurel
I think people are forgetting the point of games is to have fun instead of the game being a rage fest all the time
lethal solstice
And vet is an ammo printer with golden toughness
woven hill
ogryn is literally meant to hold the line
clear valley
it is a new thing! it's called new players being bitches.
It's incredibly annoying. At least new players used to show up. Now it seems like if someone quits even a few mins in you're finishing with a bot
woven hill
and needs to have wackadoo toughness to do so
astral laurel
It's okay if your characters are tuned higher than usual; the game is meant to be fun
lethal solstice
I think people are forgetting the point of games is to have fun instead of the g...
If you want to have a silly fun time turn the difficulty down
astral laurel
I do
lethal solstice
The higher difficulties should be challenging at the very least
woven hill
If you want to have a silly fun time turn the difficulty down
so people can't have fun without turning the game onto baby mode?
astral laurel
I don't have a group to play Havoc with so I'm stuck in like Auric
lethal solstice
Havoc is but it mostly accomplishes it by sheer force instead of interesting problems
jaunty path
you're not on the 90% of edgy arbitrators i've seen
Oh no I was named something waaay edgier lmao.
astral laurel
Either play the game or don't.
lethal solstice
so people can't have fun without turning the game onto baby mode?
You can, if you find fun in surmounting challenges with skill or thought
woven hill
Havoc is but it mostly accomplishes it by sheer force instead of interesting pro...
ogryn would become a lot more balanced if just one thing was changed
the rumbler
boom
it would become balanced
lethal solstice
If you find fun in bulldozing everything then turn the difficulty down
astral laurel
But the game around Arby and Ogryn is fine and the other three need reworks
woven hill
it needs to have great toughness regen
because it is the premier crowd control and aggro class
it is the line
it keeps the itty bitties from touching the lil ones
astral laurel
I AM THE LEX
lethal solstice
Debating on whether or not I ping someone who knows far more about this and is way better at arguing it then I am
jaunty path
Oh no I was named something waaay edgier lmao.
I was named "NecronApprender"
woven hill
whatever
lethal solstice
Fuck it @hidden trout
woven hill
ogryn is good where it is, rumbler just needs a minor nerf
astral laurel
if you ain't got food on your face plateface
I am eating butter chicken as we speak
jaunty path
I think Moe needs neural cleansing
lethal solstice
Arbitrator also has way too many sources of random damage
And arb maul is insane
woven hill
i'm agreeing with you solely on this issue
lethal solstice
Shock mines need their interaction with Lone Wolf tuned down
woven hill
because you said to nerf the ogryn lmao
ogryn is meant to be overbearing in CC
because it is the CC and melee damage class
jaunty path
Nerf Veteran
woven hill
the rumbler just needs a nerf
lethal solstice
Ogryn accomplishes more than being overbearing in CC
woven hill
Nerf Veteran
kick kittens too
lethal solstice
They also do amazing damage and can quite literally w + m1 most situations
astral laurel
I think we need to add DRG's scout to Darktide
woven hill
They also do amazing damage and can quite literally w + m1 most situations
that's what i mean by being overbearing in CC
astral laurel
GRAPPLE
woven hill
ogryn knife doesn't fare well against carapace except for if doing overhead heavy and special combo
lethal solstice
Run it on melee psyket and experience true speed
lethal solstice
ogryn knife doesn't fare well against carapace except for if doing overhead heav...
“Knife doesn’t fare well against carapace unless you do it’s anti carapace moves”
woven hill
and the other three human classes need buffs
woven hill
“Knife doesn’t fare well against carapace unless you do it’s anti carapace moves...
as opposed to all of ogryn's other weapons
hidden trout
idk why you think im good at arguing it
woven hill
mainly bully club 3b
lethal solstice
Oh ogryn knife
lethal solstice
idk why you think im good at arguing it
You know more
woven hill
ogryn knife is great me thinks
hidden trout
like i know why hes buttfuck busted but actually getting the point across isnt my forte lmfao
lethal solstice
And have a much better understanding of the game
lost verge
hidden trout
the only reason bully club is that high is cuz of the blessings it has
woven hill
yeah
and also the face it doesn't face any cleave penalties (that i've seen) when hitting carapace
hidden trout
sc and cs are just
way too high
youd change your opinion instantly if they were brought within reason
hidden trout
and also the face it doesn't face any cleave penalties (that i've seen) when hit...
what
woven hill
okay so
other ogryn weapons
(except to pickaxe)
their light attacks
mainly vanguard/sweeping attacks
usually stop when hitting carapace
hidden trout
yeah
its a hardcoded stop
woven hill
bully club 3b's light attacks still continue
hidden trout
they dont
lethal solstice
bully club 3b's light attacks still continue
Are you sure?
woven hill
maybe i've been smoking some of nurgles boof or smth
lethal solstice
Can you produce evidence of this
woven hill
@arctic shoal bitch no
lost verge
woven hill
shut up nerd
hidden trout
the 1 single thing that allows ogryn weapons to bypass the carapace hard stop is the unstoppable force blessing, which has its own buff to ignore the hard carapace hitstop
and that blessing is on cleavers
woven hill
maybe i'm misremebering but i'm like 90% certain that bully club 3b's lights travel through carapace instead of stopping at it
hidden trout
may be just the way the animations look
woven hill
i couldn't be assed to start up donktide because i'm pissed at it
probably the case
regardless
wise depot
hidden trout
clubs honestly dont have that much cleave so youre seeing the hitstop animation quite a lot
wise depot
Absolute fucking bullshit here
woven hill
the person you @ d you cole
gloomy void
Do we think the Vet rework will make them OP or do you think they have learned from Arbites?
woven hill
wanted to argue about like
fierce cave
Absolute fucking bullshit here
wise depot
nah stop
lethal solstice
Absolute fucking bullshit here
That’s not bullshit, that’s CIVI
woven hill
Do we think the Vet rework will make them OP or do you think they have learned f...
hopefully they buff vet and nerf arbitrator somewhat
hidden trout
Absolute fucking bullshit here
can i have more of this in my games
i only see this in havoc and i wanna see more of it in like auric and stuff
jaunty path
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/LCZ0yx0M5q
Normal wave.
wise depot
That’s not bullshit, that’s CIVI
Fuck that
woven hill
CIVI my beloved
lethal solstice
CIVI is great
woven hill
separates wheat from the chaff
wise depot
can i have more of this in my games
i only see this in havoc and i wanna see mor...
Oh hell no
hidden trout
oh hell yea
lethal solstice
Armor walls all mission
arctic shoal
That’s not bullshit, that’s CIVI
lethal solstice
So silly
wise depot
Normal wave.
F the director
woven hill
branx pickaxe go bonk bonk bonk
gloomy void
hopefully they buff vet and nerf arbitrator somewhat
Ngl i personally would like to see Vet lose gold toughness if the other buffs are good. I don’t like the mechanic and if it has to exist it being unique to zealot would be interesting
wise depot
When I recorded it, it missed the line of maulers at the start
woven hill
Ngl i personally would like to see Vet lose gold toughness if the other buffs ar...
VoC is the one thing keeping vet afloat
lethal solstice
Maulers are a lot less dangerous than you’d think
woven hill
they need to buff the other abilities
wise depot
can i have more of this in my games
i only see this in havoc and i wanna see mor...
But can’t you just run ahead and alert everyone? Lmao
gloomy void
VoC is the one thing keeping vet afloat
Which is why i say if the other buffs are good
lethal solstice
Flak core and easy to stagger make them quite easy for a lot of weapons to demolish
wise depot
Maulers are a lot less dangerous than you’d think
There were 20+ of em in this clip
some bullshit
woven hill
Flak core and easy to stagger make them quite easy for a lot of weapons to demol...
heavy las pistol om nom nom nom
lethal solstice
There were 20+ of em in this clip
What was your team running
arctic shoal
I got the perfect idea for vet.
Swap smoke for the Ogryn troof nuke
sweet wraith
Learning the hidden crowd control techniques with the branx pickaxe made me feel so smart 
wise depot
What was your team running
I was zealot
arctic shoal
wise depot
2 were orgryns
lethal solstice
Oh then not a problem
lethal solstice
Oh so extra not a problem
lethal solstice
Nope
lethal solstice
I played extremely briefly around launch
woven hill
started in may 2025
hidden trout
it used to be back when feats were a thing
lethal solstice
Game was just not there yet
arctic shoal
I member when mutants consistently clipped you into terrain
hidden trout
inf lasguns could one shot elites and shooters to the head with just exe stance, and you had the 75% tdr while it was active and just kept it rolling
woven hill
inf lasguns could one shot elites and shooters to the head with just exe stance,...
so it was actually viable?
hidden trout
he unironically was the tankiest
lethal solstice
Exe stance is viable
arctic shoal
Yeah...but toughness was bugged and increased your damage taken
woven hill
not as useful as gold toughness
sorry not sorry
VoC trumps ES in higher difficulties unfortunately
astral laurel
You know what I hate?
sweet wraith
Played the train mission one time and a mutant threw me through the door to the car with the guidance cogitators, trapping me inside
arctic shoal
Not like we had more choice exe stance was the one and only ability
woven hill
arbitrators
astral laurel
This event is FUCKING GARBAGE
sweet wraith
Couldn't break them early, sadly
woven hill
yeah.
hidden trout
i still see exe stance used by good players in high havoc and they rock the fuck out of it with helbore
woven hill
i've been making things harder for myself too
gloomy void
i still see exe stance used by good players in high havoc and they rock the fuck...
I only have used it for penances
woven hill
This event is FUCKING GARBAGE
honestly though it beats rotten armor
arctic shoal
i still see exe stance used by good players in high havoc and they rock the fuck...
Ammo eco vet on it's way to allow the team to use ammo:
woven hill
rotten armor was horrific
woven hill
poxburster is easy
hidden trout
oh right you were complaining about rotten armor
astral laurel
rotten armour was easy
lethal solstice
It’s just like 2 maelstorm modifiers and extra bombers besides the shotgunner suicides
gloomy void
This event is FUCKING GARBAGE
I kinda like it. First time Auric has felt somewhat difficult in a bit
woven hill
i have 200 ping on most games
hidden trout
it inspired me to pick up double barrel and shovel again
woven hill
rotten armor was not easy
hidden trout
i will fuck my shovel
sweet wraith
Branx pickaxe made rotten armor feel trivial
lethal solstice
i will fuck my shovel
👍
sweet wraith
average krieg guardsman
woven hill
oh right you were complaining about rotten armor
just because of my ping alright guy
hidden trout
https://tenor.com/view/devil-or-your-angel-cat-gif-23315393
a normal statement
woven hill
it was also annoying trying to be a ranged class and then seeing a clowncar of rotten armor running at me
lethal solstice
what did I come back to
It’s freak chat this is far better than normal
stark bobcat
vet isnt the ranged class
hidden trout
just because of my ping alright guy
tbh you only finally mentioned it after talking for a long while about how vet sucks against armor
woven hill
tbh you only finally mentioned it after talking for a long while about how vet s...
because i didn't think it made a difference
hidden trout
which i finally conceded that darktide ping is gamebreaking but you still only mentioned it at the end
woven hill
then you all were like "oh yeah just trying kiting it"
arctic shoal
https://tenor.com/view/devil-or-your-angel-cat-gif-23315393
Ainz go back to sleep
stark bobcat
back?
woven hill
and i tried to say that i did try to kite them only to be brutally buttfucked and sodomized
arctic shoal
This is a fever dream
stark bobcat
woven hill
by 18 entities crammed into a 1x1 square
stark bobcat
i will fuck my shovel
sweet wraith
It's not the five crushers that get you; it's the trapper hiding in between their buttcheeks
gilded socket
Woof
jaunty path
This event is kinda fun
gloomy void
It's not the five crushers that get you; it's the trapper hiding in between thei...
For me it’s the random burster that makes literally no noise appearing directly behind me
lethal solstice
This event is best played with a efficient ranged answer to shotgunners
Or knife
arctic shoal
Rumblah
jaunty path
Is it valid for me to say this is fun with arbitrator
arctic shoal
Rumblah the answer to all problems
lethal solstice
Yeah
gloomy void
Trappers are usually breathing so loud i at least know they are in the crowd even if i can’t see them. Bursters just decide to be silent sometimes
jaunty path
If I weren't arbitrator I would be suffering a lot more.
lethal solstice
I need to play my voidstrike build tomorrow
lethal solstice
That sounds perfect for this
lethal solstice
this event is best played with mmt in uprising 10x only
Barrel kills only run
The height of Situational Awareness (or whatever the barrel kills penance is) farming
sweet wraith
- shoves poxburster away
- poxburster is knocked through another poxburster and explodes behind it
- second poxburster is knocked towards you and explodes on you
lethal solstice
This event is literally perfect bursters emergency training
marsh iris
burster chain syndrome
lethal solstice
How to deal with trains of them or rebounds
severe crown
someone answer this for me rq , do lasguns shoot rounds that travel at the speed of light 
if so where was that mentioned
lethal solstice
someone answer this for me rq , do lasguns shoot rounds that travel at the speed...
Refer this to lore chat
They know
But the short answer is
jaunty path
someone answer this for me rq , do lasguns shoot rounds that travel at the speed...
Laser.
severe crown
i know but some guy refuses to believe me when i say lasers are light
insists theyre not
gilded socket
Wugf
lethal solstice
i know but some guy refuses to believe me when i say lasers are light
Looked it up and yes, they shoot lasers made of light
My source is the Lexicanum page on the Lasgun
severe crown
oh sweet lemme check it
lethal solstice
It’s in like the second paragraph or something
And has a link to the Wikipedia page on laser weapons
somber stream
Heavy Stubber for Vet when
stuck wasp
someone answer this for me rq , do lasguns shoot rounds that travel at the speed...
They shoot beams of light that travel very fast
inland mantle
Heavy Stubber for Vet when
inland mantle
somber stream
jaunty path
Has anyone seen any uh
Military ads lately
cuz I haven't cuz I don't watch tv much.
lethal solstice
Why do you ask
jaunty path
Sometimes they feel like video game ads.
jaunty path
Why do you ask
Bored and watching bf6 gameplay
drowsy prawn
now they do cause they're missing their quota by miles 😏
lethal solstice
Bored and watching bf6 gameplay
Battlefield and CoD are partially US military propaganda
lethal solstice
They outright invest in them
jaunty path
I don't know which one to play
golden patio
i will fuck my shovel
jaunty path
And they tend to be real fucking fat but I can handle it
drowsy prawn
signing up to die for military industrial complex nowadays would be the real bad investement
jaunty path
It crossed my mind a dozen times in the past
Do soldiers even see combat much
I heard like 90% of them just exist there
jaunty path
Then that makes me wonder
Why do we treat them as heros...
Or well did. idk
Just sometimes it feels like people see "veteran" as a title of prestige.
drowsy prawn
it's legacy, they used to be because they fought for ideals and protected people, like back in WWII
drowsy prawn
that gets complicated
jaunty path
Yeeeaaah A lot of the time I hear like
Stories about idiots smoking weed
and often the reason people go in the military
is because they don't know what else to do.
Or forced in by their family
sweet wraith
I hear military recruiters are kind of desperate nowadays
jaunty path
Or are just poor and need the money
jaunty path
I hear military recruiters are kind of desperate nowadays
Yeah. It tracks since you'll see the bastards at every school ever.
and college.
And the desperation gets real nasty sometimes too.
Lwk kinda predatory
No just predatory..
sweet wraith
Likely due to a much larger portion of this generation wising up to military service being a bad deal overall
astral laurel
I'm not allowed to serve
drowsy prawn
the gig is up
back in the old days if you didn't sign up for military during war women will literally gang up on you with feathers
jaunty path
And understanding how unstable my emotions can be. I can't withstand it.
I would break very fast. and dissociate heavily.
drowsy prawn
nowadays all the bs that actually started war gets called out fast, no one's gonna die for elites to line their pockets
astral laurel
I'm a cancer survivor so they wouldn't allow me in due to that
sweet wraith
astral laurel
Also the American military wouldn't recruit me, I'm not a Yankee
somber stream
the gig is up
back in the old days if you didn't sign up for military during war...
Back then you fight for a good cause, these day you fight to make your rich overlords even richer
Why bother?
jaunty path
vestal mantle
No comment... I did my time got my payout and now I cut meat all day
jaunty path
shhh there was no otherimage..
astral laurel
I am strong X>
Just not as strong as Goku lmao
My strength is in my willpower and constitution, not my physicality
marsh iris
bro got the newgame+
jaunty path
Maybe they have a considerably lenient fitness minimum
vestal mantle
Maybe they have a considerably lenient fitness minimum
Nope... SECDEF here in the states is getting rid of leniency because it turns out having a bunch of E-7s that look like wrecking balls sets up a bunch of jokes online
marsh iris
nice bart
marsh iris
he is going to buff vet
somber stream
long sigil
i have to go
uh
what it call?
university
my father force me go to
fuck
i am 20
marsh iris
not too late bart
somber stream
Or something random
somber stream
marsh iris
misty trench
Back then you fight for a good cause, these day you fight to make your rich over...
tbh if you look at history it was mostly all fighting to make nobles richer lmao
there are very VERY few wars that were actually over a good cause (I'm not including the sides that are purely on the defense because obviously defending your home is a good cause lol)
somber stream
I was refering to the funky 40s. Sometime people should just mind their own business. But there are times when the call to arms should be answered
misty trench
but like WW1 was pretty much straight up all imperial elite fuckery
and WW2 is very much so an outlier
jaunty path
https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-but...
Im about to blow.
long sigil
misty trench
merry flax
So how many of you guys have been launched to their demise? I'm at 0 for now, but I've come close several times.
jaunty path
So how many of you guys have been launched to their demise? I'm at 0 for now, b...
Not the worst.
long sigil
update darktide damn it
misty trench
don't make me try to count how many times I've launched
somber stream
Garlic breads are sho good
misty trench
garlic is delicious, healthy and keeps vampires away, it's perfect
long sigil
ye
somber stream
ye
merry flax
Nah, vampires aren't allergic to garlic, they're just spicing you up.
drowsy prawn
peeling garlic is such a pain though 😒
jaunty path
peeling garlic is such a pain though 😒
Just press it down with your knife.
You know the flat side of your knife? yeah
jaunty path
You will suffer greatly my child.
stuck wasp
Put the garlic between the board and the flat knife and slap it
long sigil
same
jaunty path
This isn't an insult just to be clear. But I loooveee broken english so much
misty trench
swedish dev moment
long sigil
freak ass
jaunty path
FIX GAME
halcyon glen
Damn u sat shark
long sigil
if u see this shark
misty trench
unlikely, they value their mental health too much to look at the shit that goes on in here
jaunty path
FIX GAMEEE
jaunty path
fatshark...more like fitshark..
misty trench
me getting utterly fucking crunched by the ashlands first time I went there
sweet wraith
anorexicshark
drowsy prawn
unlikely, they value their mental health too much to look at the shit that goes ...
wh..what you trying to say here?? we are all very well adjusted individuals 😤
sweet wraith
make marksman's focus stacks not disappear when you flatulate
jaunty path
wh..what you trying to say here?? we are all very well adjusted individuals 😤
I wanna kiss a clown girl on the lips
I want a clown girl to be my dentist
Darktide
i mean fatshark
if you see this
Please add a nurse clown girl skin to the game
Or class
I will telepathically send you my ideas and you will follow
or else...
jaunty path
I have great ideas
I just need to be in a seat of power
So I can kill everyone ennact my wholesome cause.
halcyon glen
somber stream
misty trench
weekly HR dept meetings to check quotas for ghosted interviewees and wasted hours
somber stream
HRs are fiends, never trust fellas
jaunty path
Why do most fields expect me to be a well adjusted adult with my life together
misty trench
also good god I fucking hate linkedin, I never check it and when I do check it my inbox is just full of a fuckin' scam job offers
abstract fiber
Social media for people who read books title ‘19 Habits of Tiger CEOs’
jaunty path
i feel so empty
Watch a Music video
misty trench
like fellas you're not supposed to use american psycho as an instruction manual
somber stream
"Ah it's 3PM, time for my routine story sharing about how great of a person i am through my totally true irl stories"
jaunty path
like fellas you're not supposed to use american psycho as an instruction manual
Wait
um
I'm not supposed to?
stark bluff
HRs are fiends, never trust fellas
This is why I like being in a union we don't go to hr we go to our reps and they handle it for us and the company is none the wiser
jaunty path
abstract fiber
I have had an otherworldly experience holding a good business card so American Psycho got that right at least
jaunty path
https://youtu.be/LL998ajnjN4?si=bLnp1Xet-uZtsQrs
I need to listen to more music, christ.
misty trench
"Ah it's 3PM, time for my routine story sharing about how great of a person i am...
so I got on the bus and told LITERALLY HITLER to please keep his voice down and everyone got up and clapped
jaunty path
I wonder how many people have chatgpt write their resume
And I wonder how often it actually works
Aren't most work places like....having chatgpt check job applications
misty trench
lots of people, lots of HR depts also use AI to process resumes too, it results in the system being even more dogshit than usual
jaunty path
or some kind of chatbot
misty trench
yeah
jaunty path
Yeah dude I look at reddit and see people talking about sending out 600 applications a week
Because it's just that fucking awful
something something uhhh 100 apps and getting 6 responses being good
maybe I can get an office job
stark bluff
Oh god that sounds like a lot of fun and work I couldn't imagine doing that on a daily basis
misty trench
yeah it's spaghetti at a wall because 70% of the time your resume won't even be read by a human
jaunty path
Well at least I have that reality to me now. Better learnt now than later on.
neat jewel
Aren't most work places like....having chatgpt check job applications
Most "chatgpt" detectors aren't accurate and even then there's a million websites for scrambling the writing and making it seem more human
jaunty path
I'm so happy school will be fucking DONE hopefully by next year...I don't wanna go through all this
misty trench
I shit you not I once got a auto-generated rejection email like 10 minutes after submitting an application, got no response when I asked if they even read the application (they definitely did not)
jaunty path
Most "chatgpt" detectors aren't accurate and even then there's a million website...
Also you can just ask it to write more human and it simply will not be detected by ai checkers
I did it just to experiment
abstract fiber
‘796 word post about how I failed miserably and lost shittons of money and cost hundreds their jobs under my leadership but I learned this ONE vital lesson that you need to incorporate to disrupt your assumptions.’
jaunty path
Aquila what sort of work do you do so I can have a point of reference
if thats fine by you
stable fox
neat jewel
Also you can just ask it to write more human and it simply will not be detected ...
Applying for jobs is ass ngl, I applied to over 40 places and only like 2 replied and only to reject me
jaunty path
Applying for jobs is ass ngl, I applied to over 40 places and only like 2 replie...
JESUS
misty trench
Aquila what sort of work do you do so I can have a point of reference
I was a teacher, I'm currently trying to get remote work though because my visa doesn't let me do da teaching until I get perm residency
so I'm kinda just waiting on perm residency tbh
misty trench
english and history, though I spent a lot longer working special ed
jaunty path
Teaching didn't sound very Ideal months ago
The Highschool I went to flat out banned phones because it got really bad.
Well, it got banned after I graduated.
misty trench
teaching is definitely not ideal, it's hard work, unrewarding, you deal with terrible parents, dysfunctional admin and shitty curiculums with zero resources or support
so I'm hoping to not have to go back to that lmao
jaunty path
And difficult children, but it's not their fault
misty trench
like I can do the work, and I'm good at it, but I'd like to not be completely grey by the time I'm 30, I'm already salt and pepper as is and I'm not even 29 yet
also giving up weekends to mark exams and not getting paid for those hours is always a kick in the crotch
jaunty path
Yeah. Not sure what sort of work I'll be doing. Right now it's retail in my mind but given how shit is currently. I don't know where I'll land.
misty trench
retail is a hellscape unto itself
jaunty path
Even when you're only doing product stocking?
I want to avoid dealing with people...
misty trench
stocking is better yea
abstract fiber
So many places understaff themselves that you’re almost never excluded from customer facing responsibilities (US speaking)
jaunty path
I'll just make mouth noises, gargle and scratch my face feverously until they leave me alone
misty trench
Applying for jobs is ass ngl, I applied to over 40 places and only like 2 replie...
it's a grind, I once interviewed for a place that made me do 3 interviews and a series of tests just to find out I wasn't getting the role in the end lmao
jaunty path
Applying for jobs is ass ngl, I applied to over 40 places and only like 2 replie...
How long did it take you to land a job.
Did you spam apps
neat jewel
it's a grind, I once interviewed for a place that made me do 3 interviews and a ...
I hate the part where they dangle me from the power lines to test my "conductivity in a work place environment"
abstract fiber
Oh god the interview tests suck
misty trench
hiring depts are toxic af and don't respect the applicant's time or dignity at all, shit sucks man
neat jewel
How long did it take you to land a job.
Like 3 months
jaunty path
Jeuss
neat jewel
It was a bit fucked I had to take out credit cards for rent 😭
misty trench
Oh god the interview tests suck
yeah so many places do it now, it's awful
like just READ MY FUCKING RESUME MAN
I can deal with 30+ kids for 6 hours, I can handle a few adults ok
jaunty path
So What I'm getting is I need to send out hundreds of resumes if I want to land a single job..
somber stream
Yes
misty trench
it's kinda just luck of the draw, yeah
neat jewel
Basically, most places will just glance and go oh you're not the most qualified person in the universe? Ghost em
jaunty path
I'll probably need to send out job applications in my final semester ig.
misty trench
like you'll get something eventually, it just takes time and tempering of expectations
lots of places with bullshit requirements like entry-level jobs that need X years of experience
jaunty path
You're not just applying anywhere right I mean what do you use? What are the sites called again I forgot
neat jewel
You're not just applying *anywhere* right I mean what do you use? What are the s...
I did Indeed but it's shit tbh
misty trench
indeed, linkedin, local job seeking sites etc. they're all kinda dogshit tho yea
jaunty path
yeah indeed
abstract fiber
Depends on field but some like say computer sciences or some engineering degrees’ll hire from abroad first
jaunty path
So Aquila, you just spammed whatever positions that were available for traching?
neat jewel
Indeed works good for applying in mass and then if you see somewhere that seems promising call them or check their website to see if they have a preferred platform for applications
jaunty path
Depends on field but some like say computer sciences or some engineering degrees...
I will not be getting into compsci related jobs I'll tell ya that much
somber stream
Luckily, if you're specialized in your career and have a strong enough portfolio to back it up, people will just come to you instead
misty trench
teaching is a bit of a different beast, at least when I was doing it in Australia I landed work through my training/tertiary education
abstract fiber
I will not be getting into compsci related jobs I'll tell ya that much
Good saves yourself grief
misty trench
because you gotta be qualified and also get all your background checks n shit done to make sure you're safe to have around kids
jaunty path
I am doing a compsci related degree but my chances of getting a job related to it are little to none.
jaunty path
because you gotta be qualified and also get all your background checks n shit do...
Ah. Yeah that's definitely a pain as well.
misty trench
lots of people do be finding they can't land jobs in the field they got degrees in
job market is shite that way atm
somber stream
Everybody is hiring, no one is getting hired
abstract fiber
Nothing else checks the 4 year req so many places require now
misty trench
basically a lot of places you apply to will have someone like this handling your application
you will eventually find something tho
abstract fiber
Grocery stocker associate (part time) wanted: 2-4 years post high school education, 3 years job experience
jaunty path
Do you just stretch the truth at that point
misty trench
like I got shortlisted for a role, person added me to their linkedin network and everything and told me they'd have contract work for me in the near future
haven't heard from them in 2 years
the upside with teaching, one of the few, is you're at least never gonna be hurting for work if you can get into it
and you have job security
somber stream
and you have job security
Downside: You gain weight, stressed most of the time, you can feel your sanity leave you with every passing day
neat jewel
It's over for you friend
jaunty path
oh wait 5 years ago
misty trench
Downside: You gain weight, stressed most of the time, you can feel your sanity l...
YEP
it's why I'd like to not have to go back to it
jaunty path
Isn't the pay ass.
misty trench
but also trying to figure shit out in a job market where there's zero room to actually, y'know, figure anything out isn't ideal lmao
somber stream
I have nothing but respect for most teacher. Saints, all of them
misty trench
Isn't the pay ass.
it's livable, hell it can be decently comfortable if you manage your money well
you ARE underpaid as fuck tho
as in you don't get paid for the actual volume of hours you put in, like giving up weekends for marking exams as I mentioned earlier, the time you spend afterschool running tutorials or time you spend on lesson prep and such
misty trench
you're also often providing your own resources, hell I had to buy lunch for some kids so they wouldn't starve
somber stream
You need a remote job lol
All the time in the world
But it require discipline. A lot of them
misty trench
like you can definitely work some magic on your tax return at least because you can claim a lot of shit as work expenses
but it doesn't make up the gap, you're expected to fill that gap with passion-for-the-job (copium)
jaunty path
It's over for you friend
What the fuck
Dudes 9-5 was sending out fucking job apps
Holy HELL
misty trench
that's some agony right there
dusky relic
I wonder when darktide devs will be pushed by community to actually add 500 aquilas among other rewards
misty trench
somber stream
I wonder when darktide devs will be pushed by community to actually add 500 aqui...
I'm convinced they got told off my Tencent to never pull such stunt again
jaunty path
Are there any words the ai latches onto
misty trench
I have no idea
jaunty path
Fuck
misty trench
I kinda gave up on resume hacks and advice because I noticed a lot of it is all like, superstition and dumb luck lmao
neat jewel
Are there any words the ai latches onto
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Be careful
misty trench
as long as your shit is well written you'll be ok
jaunty path
How do I explain to my father I will probably be a deadbeat for a few months after I graduate
somber stream
How are they affiliated with fatshark?
misty trench
How do I explain to my father I will probably be a deadbeat for a few months aft...
idk that's how most post-grad is lol
jaunty path
I just realized
dusky relic
@somber stream I see, so they are like
gilded socket
Fatshark is baby of tencent
jaunty path
Job apps is a fucking slot machine lmfao
gilded socket
There
dusky relic
@somber stream I fucking forgot the wors
jaunty path
https://tenor.com/view/scrape-it-johnny-scrape-it-johnny-scrape-slot-scraper-gif-8562391337074836533
somber stream
dusky relic
@somber stream ogryn moment yea
somber stream
Welp, it's not like 500 Aquila will be enough to change anything
neat jewel
How do I explain to my father I will probably be a deadbeat for a few months aft...
You don't, you just hope they don't notice 😭
jaunty path
Can you even buy shit with 500 aquilas
dusky relic
@jaunty path yea, not much but yea
jaunty path
I am NOT transfering into another college dawg 🙏
dusky relic
@somber stream are they publishers or what ?
I don't get it. Parent
What does it mean
jaunty path
I'll just dye my hair pink, get breast pads, buy a shitty skirt off amazon and become a twitch streamer
gilded socket
Ragebait
jaunty path
IT EARNS MONEY.
dusky relic
4 events , get additional 100-200 aquilas and get a set what u want
jaunty path
WHATS THE MATTER? STILL APPLYING FOR JOBS 5 MONTH LATER?
somber stream
<@386909497714671618> are they publishers or what ?
That mean they own Fatshark, and have a say on how things work
jaunty path
WHILE I'M MAKING 5 MILLION BUCKS A WEEK FOR TEASING A THOUSANDTH OF CLEAVAGE?
dusky relic
@somber stream thanks, it gets more sense now
somber stream
They have no say in how a model will look like, or lore bits because that's GW's domain
neat jewel
Omg chat I forgot I have a metric shit ton of hot honey popcorn
jaunty path
send it to me
jaunty path
Yummers
neat jewel
And newspaper clippings
jaunty path
The Newspaper ain't bad to read
Actually kind of rejuvenating lwk
it may be blatantly propagandic, but hey, At least I'm reading the news
Goes at the pace I want, and almost no ads.
neat jewel
Goes at the pace I want, and almost no ads.
Alright nevermind you get wood chips instead
young tangle
Anyone else getting this crash?
[Script Error]: ...ements/player_buffs/hud_element_player_buffs_polling.lua:540: attempt to index local 'widget' (a nil value)
Happened twice during big explosions during the event
jaunty path
I have never crashed.
neat jewel
Good driver coded
little marten
They own the cosemtic portion
lethal solstice
Anyone else getting this crash?
> [Script Error]: ...ements/player_buffs/hud_el...
Buff bar overflow
Known bug, there’s a mod to fix it
Well, “fix”
It prevents the crash by messing with your bar
misty trench
I'll just dye my hair pink, get breast pads, buy a shitty skirt off amazon and b...
sorry I already plan on cornering that market
at least until they notice my beard
jaunty path
Dye your beard pink then??/
misty trench
big brain time