general-chat

[wise depot]

Here we go, see ya

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-yapping-gibberish-gif-12149271129610571922

[sweet trail]

i just lost at the very fucking end of a 100000 docket maelstrom

like literally 5 minutes away from victory

[fierce cave]

Guys I've got a wife now

[ocean widget]

is it moebian

[fierce cave]

Uh

[ocean widget]

how tf
isnt the max like 50k smth

[fierce cave]

Ask her fr ong

[orchid skiff]

holy shit

[outer jasper]

is this kitten from tts?

[orchid skiff]

this is a fox

[outer jasper]

I hate this thing then

[ocean widget]

@gilded socket

[gilded socket]

What

What happen

[ocean widget]

read what i replied to

[wise depot]

Failed again

[unborn dust]

Is anyone else experiencing insane crashing and issues?

[orchid skiff]

yes

[gilded socket]

Thats a well

[unborn dust]

Okay good to know it aint just me

[gilded socket]

Am i stupid?

[unborn dust]

idk what happened but the newest patch absolutely fucked my entire game

[orchid skiff]

it has

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[ocean widget]

get the buff bar mod that fixes the game crashing when you have too many buffs

[unborn dust]

I did

[gilded socket]

Oh

[ocean widget]

sick

[unborn dust]

I'm still crashing like a mf

[gilded socket]

What

[ocean widget]

thats the fatshark way

[ocean widget]

response to green

[gilded socket]

Oh

[unborn dust]

Yep fartshark at its finest

I'm gonna enjoy some of the other games I own for a while

[ocean widget]

so assumably no to my question

[round mica]

unfortunately we gotta wait for Fs to come back from the second part of their vacation

[gilded socket]

Oh no we gay asf

[ocean widget]

now one of you has to buy the other this

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Something_Special_For_Someone_Special

[gilded socket]

I dont have pc

[ocean widget]

awful

[marsh iris]

its ok noone have political correctness

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-fordo-clone-wars-stfu-gif-4734111428065826569

[orchid skiff]

i'm putting on my headset for this

you can be proud

[orchid skiff]

THERES NO SOUND

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/sike-sikes-gif-25526664

[nocturne bloom]

And thus I slumber

3 hours until work

[marsh iris]

sex

[fierce cave]

Ded chat

[marsh iris]

[fierce cave]

Malevolon creek

[ripe tangle]

a thought if you’d like to hear it.

[fierce cave]

Say

[sweet trail]

thank you

[ripe tangle]

The present is interchangable to the future, since the the present is current and tbr future is mallable based on actions we make in the present, the past however is a reflection we cannot change; only learn from.

[sweet trail]

apparently not

[fierce cave]

Yuh

[ripe tangle]

soooooo we should all consider consequences more, and plan accordingly.

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/huck-arcane-fax-my-brother-spit-your-shit-indeed-gif-10860125153368276797

[ripe tangle]

like, all the time.

[ocean widget]

fuck that, have a pint

[ripe tangle]

I’ll still have a pint sure.

the difference is, drinking a pint is fine, but getting drunk, you need to deal with consequences from being drunk, such as a hang over or whatever else.

[jaunty path]

@ripe tangle Wyd when you're deployed to fight chaos and you see a giant skibidi toilet in the horizon

?

[ripe tangle]

Shoot at it, obviously.

[gilded socket]

Boobs

[jaunty path]

You caught it's attention, now a bunch of flying skibidis are coming your way

[neat jewel]

YEAAAAAAA

[gilded socket]

WHOOOOOOO

[marsh iris]

we can change the past by deleting browser history

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-g-toilet-you-have-my-word-gif-13594586882157099028

[ripe tangle]

except the past still happened 😐

[neat jewel]

POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION

[jaunty path]

These guys get fucking big dude

[marsh iris]

noone will know of your past innit

[ripe tangle]

you literally can’t change the past, it’s the one thing you can’t change.

You can however, change the future.

[gilded socket]

Uhhh idk

[neat jewel]

Why am I even here...

[ripe tangle]

to suffer

[jaunty path]

Infact, Skibidi Toilets were shown to be able to possess giant machinery

and the music turns people into skibidi toilets

[gilded socket]

To find woman who love you

[ripe tangle]

the fuck’s a Skibidi Toilet?

[ocean widget]

with enough money you actually can

[ripe tangle]

How?

[marsh iris]

this reminded me of the exploration ship in SoaSE ong

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibiditoilet-gif-7150341904622937028

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibiditoilet-gif-7150341904622937028

[ripe tangle]

How do you change a past that has already happened?

[round mica]

[ocean widget]

pay people to change shit and kill people
shrimple

[jaunty path]

time travel. anyway.

[sweet trail]

kitten is black

[jaunty path]

These guys are more dangerous than they look.

[sweet trail]

why :(

[neat jewel]

Woman aren't real. Grog know only rock real, fool

[jaunty path]

They can be saved, kind of. Sure, there can be loyalist skibidi toilets. but knowing the imperium I'm not sure how that'll pan out.

[outer jasper]

cuz its not kitten

[marsh iris]

you can change the past, havent you watched back to the future?

[gilded socket]

Women are real, ask my girlfriend

[sweet trail]

oh good i thought you were saying kitten sucked

[jaunty path]

It takes just one skibidi toilet to take control of a fucking titan

[neat jewel]

Psyop

[jaunty path]

A TITAN TURNED SKIBIDI

[ripe tangle]

I’m so confused right now…

[outer jasper]

objectively wrong opinion kitten is peak character

[ocean widget]

@ripe tangle if it makes you feel better skibidi biden exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU9ocDi9hk0

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKMUokNLhIA

[jaunty path]

Pls Hop on Skibidi toilet do not listen to the haters.

It starts out as a typical SFM shitpost until it gets more serious.

The joke becomes less of a joke very fast.

95% of skibidi toilet haters haven't even watched it

[sweet trail]

him and magnus marckus are so cute together in htp :)

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-unga-bunga-loading-uga-gif-23786525

Skibidi is a great series

[jaunty path]

Trust me, It's peak fiction (It's mostly just hype and mecha tbh. There's probably some subtle story telling)

[jaunty path]

IT'S TRUE

[ripe tangle]

I don’t care about Skibidi Toilet, I just want to kill heretics!

[jaunty path]

And Skibidi toilet would be as much of a bother as Orks are in 40k, probably.

[round mica]

Eh I prefer old brainrot

[jaunty path]

They might even fuse actually.

[ripe tangle]

Skibidi Toilet seems like something created by and for Orks.

[jaunty path]

Skibidi orks....

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-horse-give-it-a-lick-it-tastes-just-like-raisins-gif-3518917

[ocean widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047887302812250203/1099068921132351518/guninmouth.gif

[jaunty path]

You don't know how funnily correct you are

[ocean widget]

tbf it basically was

[jaunty path]

They are kind of orks in the series.

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/aight-imma-head-out-aight-imma-head-out-meme-moai-aight-imma-head-out-moyai-moyai-meme-gif-23792201

[jaunty path]

Belligerent and wants to kill everything

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/badger-mushroom-dance-gif-13578953

[ripe tangle]

what’re those guys with the Camera heads?

[jaunty path]

Though, so are camera men.

[marsh iris]

ah the millenial brainrot

[ocean widget]

heres a fun fact for you all btw

[jaunty path]

Don't know! They're the opposition faction.

[ocean widget]

egypt is smaller than the us, russia and china combined

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/the-duck-song-gif-15570637239763580180

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-unicorn-leopluridon-gif-15399954

[marsh iris]

charlie!

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/llamas-with-hats-gif-20076194

[ripe tangle]

Egypt is one of the most densely populated countries on Earth, like 98% of the country lives along a single river that goes through the middle of their country, despite this, their government built a giant fuckyou monument of a Capitol in the middle of the Desert far away from everyone and everything.

[ocean widget]

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsaljokes/video/7538150903552036109

[woven hill]

i just wanna know

what they have in the fucking barrels

that is so volatile and efficient

it makes an ogryn fly

[ocean widget]

petrol

[woven hill]

i've been killed twice in a row

from the start of clandestium

[ocean widget]

drink the petrol then

[woven hill]

tastes like petrol

[round mica]

I can't wait to run the event later today

The memes

[rustic lotus]

it's pretty hilarious

[round mica]

You gotta come in not being serious I feel like or your gonna have a bad time

[rustic lotus]

absolutely

[marsh iris]

might bring autogun later to kill the evil barrels

[round mica]

(I'm also probably gonna run it on low difficulty )

Hehehe

[gilded socket]

Holy smokes batman

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/boredmemes-cultonape-notacult-cult-cult-on-ape-gif-6739958305530347192

[round mica]

HOLY SHIT

[elder merlin]

This is old though

Wonder what memes we'll see for the event

[round mica]

Come outside we wont jump you
But it's just 8 pox bursters on the door step looking thru the ring cam

[elder merlin]

Also anyone wanna take bets on whether we'll get another dlc class at the end of this year or sometime next?

[round mica]

Put me down for next year

[inland mantle]

Sure as hell not this year

[elder merlin]

Never know, i'd be surprised too, but i still like to guess

[thick fog]

Doubt that won't happen

[elder merlin]

Maybe next year during march

Or they just keep releasing a dlc class around the skulls event

[thick fog]

Would be cool but we desperately need more content for the base game

New missions and weapons

[elder merlin]

Thats what i figure the last 2 big updates for this year will be

[inland mantle]

Vet's never getting that promised weapon 😔

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-crabs-mr-crabs-money-money-money-money-gif-15303388842284429427

Fatshark after there first dlc releasing we will pay for them

[elder merlin]

Im thinking genestealers in the other hive city and a full chaos wastes mode

Dont really know what else they'd do besides those two things

[thick fog]

Vet only getting one new weapon and is not melta

[inland mantle]

Can be anything at this point that was what a year ago it was promised

[elder merlin]

I just want a pair of gauntlets for Ogryn

Honestly, i'd be fine with one of the big updates even being 4 new weapons for each class, two melee and two ranged, i'd be happy with that

I mean, i guess as long as one of each was unique enough and not something like "Shield and Axe" for Ogryn or another assault rifle for vet that fires 4 rounds in a burst instead of 3

[somber stream]

Update when

[elder merlin]

But who knows

We'll get there when we get there

[somber stream]

[elder merlin]

Is Fatshark even back from vacation?

[somber stream]

Their body? Yes

Their mind are still on the beach

[elder merlin]

Either way, closest thing on my mind is that Final Fantasy collab for Monster Hunter Wilds and the halloween event in october too

Gonna fuck up a robot and kill whatever its chasing

https://tenor.com/view/omega-ff5-wipe-ff14-gif-8367313609318712933

[fierce cave]

@gilded socket

[gilded socket]

Absolute bark

[fierce cave]

@somber stream boo

[round mica]

Aw Matching pfp

[fierce cave]

One trumpet on skull

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-milk-gif-6919750708092698197

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-trumpet-gif-4622525

[round mica]

Oh hey its me

[fierce cave]

[round mica]

Doot doot

[fierce cave]

They call me a trumpet the way I get blown

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-snap-ohsnap-gif-18271233

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHRqHfT9Nfo

[gilded socket]

Hi i used to play trumpet in 6th grade

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/buster-keaton-suicide-tram-lay-on-the-tracks-gif-15732664664650935820

[fierce cave]

I have that downloaded

Somewhere

[elder merlin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1mwv7x8/where_they_at_though/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

For real though, GamesWorkshop killed that guy

[round mica]

Doesn't surprise me

Gw are greedy

[elder merlin]

He snuck it past them in a update and when they found out, they shot his ass in the back of the head twice, like the cia guy, and just dumped his body out the window on the front lawn as a warning to all the other employees

[gilded socket]

Hello paul fatgryn

[fierce cave]

PNG of Skyrim skull

💀

[stuck wasp]

Or you know, it's just a Skull specific thing 🚬

[round mica]

Does this event not have free aquilla

[ocean widget]

got the warhammer weapon

[ocean widget]

no

[round mica]

[elder merlin]

It was a skull thing because the dev got it past them in a update

And now that person is dead

Rest in piece

[gilded socket]

Paul fat

Paul old

[fierce cave]

My personal favorite is zeolots sharp puncture sledgehammrr

[elder merlin]

Listen, i have let myself go a bit, but i aint no 400-500 pound fucker

I only weight like 200 something

[gilded socket]

Not even bad tbh

[fierce cave]

@round mica

[elder merlin]

Actually, i havent weighed myself in awhile

[gilded socket]

Or did it like go to your gut?

[round mica]

Hell yeah 😎

[fierce cave]

That's from 2022

[stuck wasp]

If it was, there would be much bigger repercussion than just a fired dev, when you know in VT2 they also did something similar for 2 years already (Gifting Premium cosmetics at christmas)

[gilded socket]

This is us when we die of ligma

[fierce cave]

Uh oh

[fierce cave]

@gilded socket literally you

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sigh-gif-5895699729383201961

Its a joke

[gilded socket]

Erm

What the sigmar

[fierce cave]

Old gun before mods

(craftable ones)

@ocean widget

[agile raven]

36 shells in that small ass drum. 😭

[gilded socket]

Woof

[ocean widget]

christ

shame the 3rd star sucks with quad

[agile raven]

Didn't know America mastered fucking quantum entanglement in the Fallout universe.

[fierce cave]

It was classed as good back then

[stuck wasp]

sadly i've seen people say that seriously 💀

[ocean widget]

how far back then

cus back when tickets were first used the best shotty was cold shoulder cus shotties sucked

[fierce cave]

Before craftable mods

[fierce cave]

Before that

[elder merlin]

Motherfucker, when am i ever serious in here?

[ocean widget]

ah so shotties still sucked then
oof

[fierce cave]

Rate my base

@ocean widget

[ocean widget]

looks like a big shop during august

[fierce cave]

My current base is a prison camp

[ocean widget]

mine literally is just a concrete rectangle

[ocean widget]

barely any thought into it at all

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-shrimp-check-posture-gif-5966522503887123243

[gilded socket]

Oh you updated it!

[fierce cave]

That's one of my old bases

[gilded socket]

She went and gave my wood shack a facelift, even making it look like it was lived in

Its so cute

[gilded socket]

Ahhh

[somber stream]

Are you a femboy now

[fierce cave]

In the depths of my files

[rare pulsar]

Idk how people play that shit😂

[fierce cave]

I found absolute cinema

[fierce cave]

@somber stream

[ocean widget]

if it isnt the dinosaur shits rigged

shits rigged

[fierce cave]

It's not tho

[ocean widget]

nah dinosaur is better than eggman

[fierce cave]

Tru

[gilded socket]

Ruff

[somber stream]

Guy got some move

[fierce cave]

Guys I was cracked

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoNP8luDkww

9 years ago jfc

[fierce cave]

Absolute cinema

@ocean widget
I FOUND IT

[ocean widget]

holy shit

[fierce cave]

I also have the half life 2 one

Of

Uh

I forgot

[somber stream]

Reminds me of Gorgeous Freeman

They even got the OG VAs into it, based

[gilded socket]

Unf

[fierce cave]

@round mica

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voJmOYyI-T0

[fierce cave]

I got too many memes

[ocean widget]

if only the arbites could wear glasses

could run gorgeous freeman

[somber stream]

Mod

[fierce cave]

I made my arbities into omniman

[somber stream]

I need an eyepatch for my Vet

[round mica]

Y'arr

[ocean widget]

behold
the box

[fierce cave]

Outside 76

[somber stream]

Cozy

[fierce cave]

Good spot

[ocean widget]

it is not

it has jack shit except crafting stations and resource generators

[fierce cave]

Isn't that like

[ocean widget]

oh and a bed for when i need to fuck beckett for bonus XP

[fierce cave]

Slightly south

[ocean widget]

outside fuckin whosherfaces bar

[fierce cave]

And a bit west

Of f76

V76*

[ocean widget]

wayward

thats the fucker

[fierce cave]

KNEW IT

[gilded socket]

Im gonna cry

[fierce cave]

I've spent too much time around 76

[fierce cave]

Cry on me

[gilded socket]

SOMEONE lives HALF WAY ACROSS THE WORLD

[fierce cave]

No way

[ocean widget]

i only bought the water boiler so i wouldnt have to use the damn water pump to make cranberry relish for 25% xp

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-fridge-meme-skeleton-disappointed-hell-no-gif-13345052296898321523

no jalapeno doot

[ocean widget]

yeah most people do

[gilded socket]

Auggh

[fierce cave]

I got one of those

[fierce cave]

The water coolers

[gilded socket]

You would be surprised on waht she has btw

[marsh iris]

i crave for some pickled chillies right now

[fierce cave]

I have a base with 700 of them

[ocean widget]

nah relish is made with boiled water not purified

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[fierce cave]

FUCK

[round mica]

Not my jalapeños

[fierce cave]

I do magic trick if going to sea

[round mica]

I don't know why I tagged you sorry man

[fierce cave]

Collecting 700k

Make 350k boiled water

Stonks

@ocean widget

[gilded socket]

She makes so much money she buys everything in my shop to scrap

[elder merlin]

Takemura died, @ocean widget

Why didnt you tell me i could save him

[somber stream]

lol

[fierce cave]

Deal with it

[somber stream]

Back track time

[ocean widget]

1: you didnt ask
2: imo unless you're going the devil ending hes better off dead

[marsh iris]

i wanna snack on these rn

🤤

[elder merlin]

I'll kill you next and i'll rip those ears off your head before i do it

[fierce cave]

Do it

[fierce cave]

@gilded socket kill this guy

[marsh iris]

i dont have them

[fierce cave]

Make em

[elder merlin]

Devil ending? Do i get to nuke night city again?

[round mica]

Are they pickled?

[ocean widget]

no you just work with arasaka to get the chip removed

[marsh iris]

yeah

spicy and refreshing

[round mica]

I need to find me some of these

[elder merlin]

Didnt figure he'd die, since he seemed integral to the story

[gilded socket]

Hi old man maybe dont!

[elder merlin]

Sounds lame

[round mica]

Spice is the way of life

[ocean widget]

nah not rly

[ocean widget]

it is

[fierce cave]

I have loads of skeleton memes

[elder merlin]

I wanna kill Smasher

[somber stream]

I miss slav food

[gilded socket]

Do that

[ocean widget]

fuckin whoshisface takes over his sons body too

[round mica]

I like me some good skeleton memes

[fierce cave]

@round mica DM me rq

[elder merlin]

I'll just save beforehand and do all the shit endings

[ocean widget]

plus u can potentially get uploaded until arasaka finds a body (aka keep you until they need a merc)

[elder merlin]

Lol wtf, you mean keep me rotting in that digital prison til they need me? Rather be on the otherside of the black wall on the net

Or just actually dead

[round mica]

I have never really had slav food , except stroganoff

[ocean widget]

yeah

[elder merlin]

The old guy who got killed? No wonder he was so lenient with him, is that how he stays alive throughout the game?

[ocean widget]

essentially they do the same thing they did to johnny

[elder merlin]

Cause shouldnt he have died soon after Johnny's story ended?

[ocean widget]

nope

hes been alive since world war 2 with age increasing shit

hanakos like 60 smth

age extending techs been keeping them alive longer

[gilded socket]

Wuff

[ocean widget]

oh nvm hanako is 78

[drowsy prawn]

would

[elder merlin]

God, i fuckin hate cyberpunk

[somber stream]

They are great, got range.
Simplest way to try is buy a slab of Salo, get some bread, combine with sliced onion, pepper and chilli sauce
Serve with some Vodka or Rakia on the side

[elder merlin]

Fucking cyber dystopian shithole

[elder merlin]

I hope we go extinct before we can even come close to this madness

[round mica]

I drink alot of vodka straight

[ocean widget]

but yeah essentially the old dude is gonna keep having kids and using their bodies to extend his life once his own body gets too old

[round mica]

In shots obviously

[elder merlin]

I wish i could stomch it enough

[round mica]

Sometimes I'll chase it w cola

[elder merlin]

I need to delete my brain

[ocean widget]

theres groups against it but the dudes the owner of arasaka so he doesnt give a shit

[elder merlin]

Thats what i said

[somber stream]

[fierce cave]

Sent the meems

[round mica]

A trick I learnt is after the shot instead of breathing in breath out

It gets rid of almost half of that unpleasantness

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-my-life-to-pieces-papa-roach-last-resort-jumping-gif-14648707

[marsh iris]

going to miss you guys

[somber stream]

Going somewhere?

[elder merlin]

See you in hell

[elder merlin]

He's isekaiing himself

[somber stream]

Oh no, not Truk-kun

[blazing hawk]

Bro he's getting sent to the peepeepoopoo universe as a level 1 slime with no extra blessingd

[ocean widget]

hes going to upload himself into his PC with a USB and a HDMI tied together and shoved into an unnamed orifice

[blazing hawk]

Damn so he's going to upload his consciousness into a thumb drive and stick it up his ass

Honestly a sound idea for living after death

[ocean widget]

the cyberpunk way of honoring himself

instead of his thumb, his thumb drive

[elder merlin]

He's arasaka'ing himself

[round mica]

Where you going garut

[blazing hawk]

When you lowkey need a second opinion so you gotta connect the thumb drive of your consciousness to your ass so you get yourself to analyse what's good and bad

[ocean widget]

@marsh iris dont shove ya thumb up ya arse

[elder merlin]

To the farm, to see his rabbits, George

[fierce cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408334729308274688/1408336657265987636/RDT_20240605_204230.mp4?ex=68a95f38&is=68a80db8&hm=36a1d506b83bda13873fa9ebdbc3127b450ac7b56db40ee4e384f0ab2f282712&

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/nya-catboy-mafu-cute-cat-gif-13254203713385043382

[somber stream]

Life is precious, stay strong fellas

You might reborn into a worm idk

[blazing hawk]

Life is lifegem!

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/szcaq2GdOAs?si=YE6FIgJjNdTcSWVL

[elder merlin]

You absolute disaapointment, @fierce cave

[fierce cave]

Don't you dare

[ocean widget]

is it because they didnt commit the honour act?

[fierce cave]

GET HIM CLARKSON

[ocean widget]

holy shit top halo

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/blader165-gif-15318732654607796480

[fierce cave]

Today Hammond sticks a plasma grenade to his nuts

Clarkson drives a warhtog

[somber stream]

Clarkson trained John himself, i was there

[fierce cave]

And James crashes a wraith

[round mica]

Warthog? Looks more like a puma to me

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-the-grand-tour-gif-24931916

[somber stream]

in my 7th proposal for a single fucking logo

[round mica]

U must have the patience of a saint lol

[somber stream]

I must maintain professionalism, for the sake of my people

[elder merlin]

You have gotta be the worst catboy i've ever laid eyes upon

[elder merlin]

They're the worst femboy i've ever interacted with

[round mica]

Wouldn't this many eggs be bad for you?

[fierce cave]

But I'm not a boy

[fierce cave]

Yuh

Probably

[round mica]

Iirc eating to many is like way to much of a vitamin

[fierce cave]

Lots of protein tho

[elder merlin]

Damn, thats how bad you are

[fierce cave]

I'm a woman

Spooky

[somber stream]

I'm just a frog

A frog with a dream

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/is-that-a-woman-or-a-bear-woman-or-bear-woman-bear-cant-see-gif-15214965

[gilded socket]

Licht is just mentlegen spy

[round mica]

HE HATH RISEN

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-caption-meme-gif-22066776

[somber stream]

Interesting

[gilded socket]

No she is girl

[elder merlin]

Rewdy is still alive

Unfortunate

[elder merlin]

Damn, got downgraded from woman to girl?

[ocean widget]

ok so because they didnt do the honour act

[elder merlin]

Why you gotta do her like that?

@gilded socket

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-warmonger-memes-wake-up-samurai-knight-gif-2653300196122055544

[somber stream]

I haven't seen Diana lately

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVoBJLUHjck

[fierce cave]

@halcyon glen

[somber stream]

That game is so peak

[somber stream]

Love the entire OST

[gilded socket]

Im gonna cry

[round mica]

Do I play some darktide (angy frustrating torture ) or some the finals (fun new experience) 🤔

[ocean widget]

shove your thumb in your ass
die to an uncomfy chair
and perish reaching for your tie

truly the best points of disco elysium

[round mica]

Dt it is

[somber stream]

I would often go there
To the tiny church there

[gilded socket]

Stop scrolling thru porn

[astral laurel]

That's kind of the whole point of the cyberpunk genre.

[fierce cave]

It's all memes

I have nothing else

[round mica]

Cyber punks a genre now?

[astral laurel]

What

[astral laurel]

It's been a genre since before the fucking game came out

[fierce cave]

@ocean widget

[round mica]

Really? I never knew that

I know steampunk

[somber stream]

Doot lived most his life in the Warp

[astral laurel]

Cyberpunk as a genre has been a thing since the fucking 80s. Earlier if you're willing to count proto-cyberpunk like Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and I, Robot as cyberpunk.

[round mica]

Yah

[gilded socket]

Always has been

[fierce cave]

Who recognized this

[gilded socket]

Since the late 70s

[fierce cave]

Please

At least one person

[gilded socket]

The heavy is dead!

[fierce cave]

YEAAAAAHHH

[elder merlin]

You poor sweet summer child

[astral laurel]

Just because one TTRPG/FPSRPG has aped the name for that specific setting does not mean it's the only thing in the genre

[elder merlin]

I cant even remember all the old genres

[gilded socket]

I never played tf2 but i grew up watching sfm

[elder merlin]

I'd have to look 'em up

[somber stream]

Samurai Jack is the best cyberpunk anime

[elder merlin]

My friend always loved vaporwave

[round mica]

I never assumed that I was just surprised that's all

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/supa-gif-18724947

[astral laurel]

William Gibson's Sprawl trilogy is pretty much the codifier for the genre

[ocean widget]

ngl i do not see the downside to the NCR not liking you

[marsh iris]

@elder merlin @blazing hawk @ocean widget ngl i got a good chuckle you assholes 😂

[fierce cave]

Free loot tbh

Kill em

[gilded socket]

Neuromancer covers all of the tropes known in the cyberpunk genre

[fierce cave]

Free armor

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-your-mother-robot-gif-5758377

[astral laurel]

You've also got Blade Runner, The Matrix, the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie as film examples; Shadowrun as a TTRPG example; Eoin Colfer's The Supernaturalist as another book example...

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-trauma-imagination-spongebob-gif-23778560

[astral laurel]

It should! It's considered the first true cyberpunk story!

[fierce cave]

BATH BOMB

[gilded socket]

Because it is

[elder merlin]

Glad we could help

[astral laurel]

You could argue that there are earlier ones that don't fully establish all the tropes but yes

[gilded socket]

I meant as in the first true cyberpunk book, every theme we see now

[elder merlin]

How fuckin old are you again? @astral laurel

[gilded socket]

All there

[astral laurel]

33

[elder merlin]

Poozer

[astral laurel]

what

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/things-about-to-go-boom-driller-deep-rock-glactic-deep-rock-drg-gif-14456776042938016100

[fierce cave]

Finally

[astral laurel]

the fuck's a poozer

[fierce cave]

Drg memes

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/no-shake-my-head-golden-girls-smh-oh-man-gif-24993306

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic4-missile-launcher-fail-gif-21408485

[fierce cave]

Kreigsman

[ocean widget]

nah that aint doomguy

all cops go to hell
and doomguy dont like demons

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/black-widow-hulk-scarlett-johansson-avengers-gif-17970446

[fierce cave]

Riotguy

[astral laurel]

Doomguy would eat cops

[somber stream]

Czech and Danes are tall mfs

[ripe tangle]

wasn’t she like 160 and he like 215?

[lethal solstice]

I don’t think he would care either way

[marsh iris]

Pyramid Head if he's normal

[ripe tangle]

and they’re from Czechia iirc

[lethal solstice]

People aren’t really a concern to him unless they make themselves one

[somber stream]

Around so yeah

Perfect for riot control

His mere presence increase public order by 10

[fierce cave]

I FOUND IT

[elder merlin]

Damn, thats a crazy age gap

[ripe tangle]

That’s the height difference ya fool

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/shiet-angry-gif-13515034

Why didnt you say so

[somber stream]

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-but-of-course-gif-1412911458783805485

[round mica]

Clay Davis

[fierce cave]

@round mica another one

[somber stream]

When are you going back to work Robocop

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-cyberpunk-edgerunners-gif-26822577

[marsh iris]

that tall guy is not even lanky, very well proportioned

[round mica]

Me on da way to da liquor store

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-james-may-gif-19266123

[round mica]

late night thoughts got me pondering

[somber stream]

Share thy pond

[round mica]

Hello ogryn 👋

[marsh iris]

awe so cute

[round mica]

i wouldn’t say much as pondering i guess, but it’s more so just realizing that’s been a full 10 years since i graduated high school

and man time flies by fast

2015 didn’t feel that long ago

The member berries got to him

rashunz

[somber stream]

I can't even remember what happened in 2015

[gilded socket]

Undertale

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/dontdox-drg-deep-rock-galactic-patrick-bateman-gif-3798777480916334301

[misty trench]

I graduated in 2013

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck

[misty trench]

we OLD in here

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[round mica]

it’s also saddening in a way

looking through my old social media and seeing people i graduated with either thriving or throwing their life away

i know so many people from HS who are in prison now

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/congratulations-gifkaro-kudos-congrats-commendation-gif-13495493589450674697

belated

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/drg-aquarq-deeprockgalactic-flare-gif-18332600401428273095

@marsh iris

[round mica]

vostroyan is back on rotation

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-drg-dwarf-gif-3368181158033393014

Deep rock galactic gifs are something else

[round mica]

the question that was asked by our teachers “ where do you see yourself in 10 years from now “ really does kinda hit hard now

[somber stream]

Hmmm, lost contact with every of my class mates back in high school

[somber stream]

You went far, and you're still going

That's what counts

Some just, lay down and give up

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-drg-nonagon-nitra-lootbug-gif-24678517

[gilded socket]

Im startinf ti grt skeerpy

[fierce cave]

Go sleep then

[gilded socket]

But

[gilded socket]

Honestly yea

[round mica]

i do feel like i’m way too successful for my age though, and imposter syndrome hits hard sometimes

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-animated-just-some-plastic-gif-18581623

[round mica]

life has been pretty smooth sailing since after graduation and i feel like a midlife crisis is soon to occur

[somber stream]

Don't get a wife

[fierce cave]

Too late

[somber stream]

Midlife crisis averted

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-rich-rich-deep-rock-galactic-compressed-gold-gif-24791651

[fierce cave]

MUSHROOM

WERE RICH

[misty trench]

living my modlife crisis rn

[fierce cave]

MUSHROOM

[elder merlin]

You're very well proportioned

[round mica]

marriage is overrated

i’m moneysexual

[drowsy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-rich-ryan-higa-higatv-we-got-the-money-moneys-not-gonna-be-a-problem-anymore-gif-27134318

[round mica]

müshrüm

[elder merlin]

Join the club

[round mica]

@round mica how’re you doody

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-11905852304112868072

[round mica]

Time to buy a miata and date someone much younger than me 🫡

[round mica]

Good thanks lad , how goes it

[misty trench]

i LOVE instant depreciation and regret

[round mica]

hungry

[misty trench]

buying a McLaren just so I can watch my money go down the drain in real time

[somber stream]

1 AM garlic noodle go

[fierce cave]

@round mica one last gift

[round mica]

i am eating leftover steak

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/megas-rock-rock-on-meow-megas-xlr-gif-16593887440635791995

[elder merlin]

Like a little piggy

[somber stream]

Chicks dig giant robots

[fierce cave]

I sent that

[elder merlin]

Do they though? We should really get a woman's opinion on this

[round mica]

when im older i will do this, ill be 60 and a millionaire dating a fine shyt in her 30s

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/stolen-meme-angry-gif-19302686

[long sigil]

didnt see

[marsh iris]

this is great

[elder merlin]

Do you like giant robots, @gilded socket?

[long sigil]

i have same pic doooooooooog

[marsh iris]

im stealing doot's gift

[gilded socket]

Yes

[elder merlin]

So far so good

Do you like giant robots? @fierce cave

[fierce cave]

Yuh

Certified glados lover

[gilded socket]

Me too

[round mica]

we are not the same buddy

[elder merlin]

2 for 2, @somber stream, its good enough for me

[somber stream]

I mena

[somber stream]

It's fact

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-boom-knuckles-the-echidna-approved-gif-13958579007347866826

[round mica]

you know what

fuck it

i might buy a new bike

[gilded socket]

Do it

[elder merlin]

Do it

Do cardio

[round mica]

i need a new project anyways

[elder merlin]

Poozer

Wait

A motorcycle or a actual bike?

[round mica]

was looking at this honda rebel awhile back

[somber stream]

Get a Triumph Boneville

[long sigil]

bike danger

no good

careful

[elder merlin]

Disappointed in you

[round mica]

only if you are shit at riding and have no awareness

[round mica]

need more bikes to add to my collection

[long sigil]

sounds danger

careful dog

[somber stream]

How considerate

Good Bart

[long sigil]

gay

[round mica]

it’s also not that bad in terms of price, only 11k

[long sigil]

rich ass

buy me baja blast

12 pack is fucking 50 dollarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[round mica]

dafuq

[long sigil]

shipping cost this mf

[round mica]

here a 12 pack of baja blast is like 9

[long sigil]

amazon as

[round mica]

get fucked

[long sigil]

9 dollar?

amozon u mf

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/blast-him-star-wars-gif-10808290

[round mica]

Honda makes good bikes

Triumph are classics

[long sigil]

eat up amazon

[round mica]

looks cool, i enjoy the vintage look

[marsh iris]

honda good

[round mica]

Suzuki make some great dirt bikes

i have a vintage harley from the 90s i worked on, wanna see?

Hell yeah brother

[marsh iris]

thinking of extending my bike entitlement cert for another 10

it still runs great

[astral laurel]

90s is vintage?

What

[round mica]

the white bike was my most recent purchase a few years ago, it’s a 2015 harley electra ultra that is a decommissioned police cruiser, and the other bike is my custom harley 1991 heritage

Anything not produced anymore is considered vintage right?

[round mica]

for bikes? often yes

[jaunty path]

What was this guy anyway

What was his deal

[astral laurel]

90s was like ten years ago how could it be vintage

[marsh iris]

the white one must be so comfortable on a long trip

[round mica]

Iv always liked bikes

[jaunty path]

gay

[long sigil]

huh

[round mica]

indeed it is

and it’s incredibly customizable

i currently have the back seat rest and courier storages removed

[long sigil]

wate

wait

ahh

u in usa

than bike good

[round mica]

yes

[long sigil]

kr is short road

[marsh iris]

bikeposting

[long sigil]

feel the wind joy speed

look cool dog

[round mica]

Vroom vroom

[round mica]

looks good for off-roading, judging by the very mud caked wheels

seems she has some good use on her

I hear great things about ktm

[astral laurel]

I have one of these

[round mica]

For off road

[marsh iris]

the wheels are mostly on road, seldom offroad,

[round mica]

absolute speed demon on the highway

[astral laurel]

DO NOT MOCK THE FORTY YEAR OLD PEUGEOT

[round mica]

Funny enough these things actually go fast I was on a e bike and someone passed me on a 10 speed I was like what

The e bike does upto 20 KS or something silly like that

[round mica]

game is game

[marsh iris]

im getting denmark vibes

[round mica]

have you seen how fast the e-scooters can go

[astral laurel]

I'm in Canada

[marsh iris]

close enough

[round mica]

My freind has a ebike that's basically a motor bike

[long sigil]

im in korea

[astral laurel]

that's also not a picture of my bike, mine's white but it's the same model

[round mica]

No pedals

[astral laurel]

I mean Canada and Denmark DO share a land border.

[round mica]

the danes and canadians have recently got of out of a long time war over the Heinz island

I think its max speed is like 30 KS tho haha

[astral laurel]

hans

[round mica]

you’re lucky they are allies now

[round mica]

no, heinz, i know canadians love your ketchup

you cannot fool me

[marsh iris]

sorry if offend

[misty trench]

an island of tomato sauce and baked beans

[astral laurel]

We don't like Heinz. We prefer Frenchs

[round mica]

I hate sweet ketchup

i thought frenches only made mustard and relish

[marsh iris]

ngl heinz tomato ketchup is best

[astral laurel]

The island is Hans Island. The war was the Whisky War.

[round mica]

Heinz or nothing

[jaunty path]

If you could be a servitor, which type would you be

[round mica]

didn’t know they dabbled in the ketchup game

[marsh iris]

you better ketchup

[somber stream]

Heinz is alright

[round mica]

[misty trench]

target practice servitor

[round mica]

heinz is your leader isn’t it

[drowsy prawn]

now what would be the most degen answer to this question 🤔

[astral laurel]

Heinz was popular in Canada until they stopped making ketchup here and stripping it from the US

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

i’m personally not a huge fan of ketchup

[somber stream]

Pack it up boys, he cracked the code

[round mica]

but mustard i’ll die for

[astral laurel]

French's bought that facility and started making ketchup in Canada and most folks swapped over instantly

[marsh iris]

well forget ketchup, eat tomato paste

[round mica]

hot mustard is so gas man

[lethal solstice]

Reactor control servitor so when the nids come knocking I can detonate a hive city if they ask nicely

[round mica]

specially on hotdogs

[astral laurel]

Same. It gives me heartburn

[lethal solstice]

(Actual thing that happened)

[round mica]

May I interest you in some tomotoe puree sah

[round mica]

i’m not a huge fan of how sweet it is

[astral laurel]

It's too acidic

[misty trench]

tomato sauce>ketchup

[round mica]

Nah sweet ketchup should be illegal

[lethal solstice]

I’d like to try the real ketchup

[astral laurel]

Ever since I had chemo and radiation it's been too acidic

[round mica]

Watties ketchup is so bad

mustard stays ontop as the best condiment

shrimple as that

[lethal solstice]

Real

Good mustard is the shit

[misty trench]

best condiment is acually silicone and hot glue

[marsh iris]

im actually a Chilli sauce main

[lethal solstice]

Prefer PLA fresh from the printer

It’s corn after all

[round mica]

Those fancy mustards that come in the jars that cost 20$ are pretty good

[round mica]

may i interest you in elmer’s, 1999 sah?

[marsh iris]

Garlic Chilli Sauce to be specific

[round mica]

would you like that in stick, or bottle sah?

Ooo that years a vintage !

Exquisite

[somber stream]

I regret not buying some of these while i was in Asia

[round mica]

not gonna lie the purple glue sticks from elementary school smelled so good

[somber stream]

That Thai porridge bowl stuck with me ever since

[round mica]

Ohhh garlic and Chilli oil goes HARD

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-absolute-cinema-peak-cinema-salmon-jjk-gif-6981231960394212546

[round mica]

chili crisp

Or even chilli oil

m mm mm

[somber stream]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[round mica]

love a good chili crisp

albeit a bit expensive it’s worth the price

[halcyon glen]

Wake up it’s a beautiful morning

[fierce cave]

Hello

[round mica]

i recently started putting chili crisp on my scrambled eggs

and my god

😩

[somber stream]

Chilli flakes?

[halcyon glen]

Hello

Hallo spaceboy

[round mica]

I usually only do salt and pepper on my eggs but will try this

[fierce cave]

@halcyon glen
He was missing you

[somber stream]

Oh chilli oil

Yeah that shit slaps

[halcyon glen]

I went surfing

[somber stream]

I should visit a chinese resto sometime this month

[somber stream]

Bliss

[halcyon glen]

Don’t

[round mica]

Surfings a mad workout hey Diana

Crazy upper body workout lol

[misty trench]

it's the middle of the night

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-popcorn-the-wooddog-popcorn-merp-mwerp-gif-8637347986912990022

Wake up it’s a beautiful day

[misty trench]

and I spent all evening regrouting my shower

[jaunty path]

Anyone else like to eat concrete

[halcyon glen]

Very good glutes day

[untold skiff]

I got A.S.S title yesterday that I will never equip lol

[marsh iris]

🤪

[somber stream]

Ah no these things are everywhere

[round mica]

That's a turkish sauce hey?

/Mediterranean

[somber stream]

I meant the oil chilli flakes thing

[marsh iris]

indon

[round mica]

it’s not made from turkey silly it’s a sauce

[marsh iris]

sometimes they got arabic on the stuff

[round mica]

Ahhh

True that

Indonesian food is amazing

feels good going in but not on the way out

[halcyon glen]

Moon dust will cover you

[somber stream]

I've seen a few pic, SEA food are very similar to one another

[fierce cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1406423971771056249/1408349391458402304/WildHunt.mp4?ex=68a96b14&is=68a81994&hm=9f80d1b712b71427b283f90678aad02838a233ac671db6fab99df5914a351715&

[halcyon glen]

Where is advanced lamb

Did bro die

[round mica]

speaking of condiments

they are taking away the only good dorito flavor

again

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/condiment-king-lego-batman-lego-batman-mustard-gif-10228717

[round mica]

the hot mustard ones

What ones that

[marsh iris]

yeah chilli crisps are amazing too

[round mica]

We don't get em here

they are so good

i like em with my sammies

[marsh iris]

not even asian convenience stores?

[round mica]

Chips and sammiches bangs

[round mica]

I meant the Mustard dorritoes

[marsh iris]

ahh

[round mica]

plain lays inside a turkey or ham sammie

goes so fuckin hard

the added crunch

😩

[marsh iris]

eat them quick before it soggifies

[somber stream]

You're killing me chat

[round mica]

I tried a turkey once for a Christmas dinner and wasn't a big fan

[somber stream]

Not a single store here have those chilli flakes

[fierce cave]

HOORAY

[round mica]

come over to the southern US and we will show you how it’s done the soul way

[marsh iris]

those freaking posers

[round mica]

You may have to find a asian store

[somber stream]

There are Korean and Japanese

Neither have that

[marsh iris]

well i dont think they have

[somber stream]

You want Chinese for those

[round mica]

Ah thats unfortunate

[marsh iris]

its mostly SEA

or chinese

[round mica]

We have chinese stores everywhere here

[somber stream]

Fak

[marsh iris]

eat those chilli crisp with your noodles

🤪

[round mica]

We will all chip in and send him some 🤔

[somber stream]

I mean i can just go to the next city and ask

Wait actually

[marsh iris]

no chinatown in germany?

[round mica]

There's bound to be some , somewhere

[somber stream]

Yeah check

[torn ruin]

MOTHERFUCKER