general-chat

[nocturne horizon]

doesnt excuse the fact that no arbites cosmetics

[lilac crag]

you can hear the crusher loudly grunting at you

[nocturne horizon]

arbites been out for like 5 years now

[jaunty path]

Simply backflip my dude

Anyway

[agile zodiac]

I mean it just happened a few times to me but I've seen people die to this a shit ton of times

[jaunty path]

Maybe I should consider the fact people use weapons other than the crusher that makes dealing with massive hordes of even tank enemies a easier but slightly tedious task...

[agile zodiac]

barrel roll

[agile zodiac]

toothpick enter the chat

[lilac crag]

to me, it's not the enemies that were the issue, it's just that it was so fucking boring dude

[jaunty path]

It was literally "hehe they go pop" for me

[little marten]

So what exactly is this new event

More barrels?

[agile zodiac]

more boom barrels

[jaunty path]

They made using the branx pickaxe very satisfying.

[worn quail]

There should be a modifier that just makes the only specialists disablers

[lilac crag]

your teammates are now your enemy

[nocturne horizon]

something that doesnt include arbites cosmetics

[little marten]

Perfect mode to grab some a.s.s

[jaunty path]

DOGSHIT

ACTUAL DOGSHIT

[agile zodiac]

bro is on a mission for abites cosmetic

[lilac crag]

why dogshit, it would make you play so much more differently

[jaunty path]

NOOOOO

[worn quail]

AND it should come pre-built with Hunting Packs

[agile zodiac]

you're a menace to society

[nocturne horizon]

the paid class having the worst cosmetics is crazy

[jaunty path]

Pardon.

[lilac crag]

instead of strong arming everything you have to... be spatially... aware...........

[jaunty path]

By "disabler enemy" are we talking just dogs and trappers

[agile zodiac]

but it's the most broken shit ever made so it's just a faire trade

[jaunty path]

We aren't including crushers and maulers yeah?

[thick coyote]

More explosives spawn
More bombers
More bursters
Shotgunners drop exploding bombs
Extra catapulting force

[worn quail]

Dogs, trappers, mutants, beasts of nurgle

[agile zodiac]

that's too much to ask for most ppl

[little marten]

Based

[jaunty path]

Oh right mutants

[nocturne horizon]

i would be fine if they removed all the meta items from arbites for new cosmetics

[jaunty path]

You're asking me to pay attention to the environment instead of wacking everything, I see?

What kind of monster are you?

[thick coyote]

Beware of the extra catapulting force
You will be send flying

[lilac crag]

the visual kind

[worn quail]

I cant wait to play Clandestium Gloriana

[little marten]

I am the boom

[worn quail]

I'm sure it will be so much fun

[jaunty path]

Ngl I kind of struggle in terms of visual when I play darktide sometimes.

[chilly bone]

so when can we equip flak jacket monka

[agile zodiac]

ohhh that sweet first drop

[lilac crag]

unfortunately that's a common pattern within alot of darktide gamers, not that I blame you

[jaunty path]

Mostly I'm trying to work on my positioning and how to not get eaten alive by a horde

[agile zodiac]

the amount of Clandestium map that'll be a lose just after the first drop will be funny as shit + the DC's with it

[jaunty path]

I need to practice fighting hordes without taking damage

[thick coyote]

The amount of explosive spam reminds me of battlefield 1

[agile zodiac]

depends on your weapons, learn your patterns first

[jaunty path]

Especially since I want to play marty zealot

[chilly bone]

equip relic sword -> light attack spam -> profit

[agile zodiac]

out of power -> flee

[jaunty path]

I've been in marriage with the Crusher for a while now I think I know how to use it.

[agile zodiac]

then you want to be low life so that's why you don't want to take damage I guess ?

[agile zodiac]

Crucis or Ironhelm ?

[chilly bone]

I have yet to see a horde big enough to run out of power with the right blessings but also I have yet to play an auric or havoc so maybe I'm in for a surprise lmao

[worn quail]

The first thing I did when I got darktide was ask if there was a greatsword, was told kind of

And mained eviscerator

[orchid skiff]

bruh i watched it

[jaunty path]

Eh? I said I'm using the crusher lol

[worn quail]

Ever sicne Relic Blade came out I think I have like, 600+ hours using it alone

[orchid skiff]

if this is body horror then why does he look so fucking cool

[jaunty path]

Not the thunder hammer

[agile zodiac]

eviscerator is like a fantasm weapons, but it fall really quick : low attack speed, lacks cleave, get stuck in ennemies with the rev in heavy attacks

[chilly bone]

@worn quail relic blade and force greatsword my beloved

[agile zodiac]

just useic the relic blade at this point

[chilly bone]

i should try the heavy eviscerator

[agile zodiac]

but the one handed chainsword is goated tho

[final herald]

Fantasm

[worn quail]

I just liked the eviscerator since it was a faux-greatsword

[orchid skiff]

Yeah it's not just me

[worn quail]

I just need a battle-forged relic blade skin now

[final herald]

No. No it isn't.

[agile zodiac]

oh fuck yes my bad (I just find that weapon lacks damage, but fun fact the electric shock apply the britelness of your blessings in an AoE)

[worn quail]

Some kind of edgy black one

And my life will be complete

[agile zodiac]

spam lights in a horde with some cleave blessings, rev on monsters with 14bleed stacks blessing, the only downside is carapce (but I just use the Revolver to 2 tap them in headshot)

[sweet wraith]

Need a relic blade skin that turns it into the eyelander

[neon badger]

he's true...

[agile zodiac]

based

[sweet wraith]

Also a grenade launcher for tiny people

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-demo-demoknight-charge-tf2-gif-3446495185090371320

[agile zodiac]

TF2 peak era (still is)

[amber delta]

stout shako for 2 refined

[agile zodiac]

jumping soldier build

bro is mounted on a pogo stick

[chilly bone]

i think the zealot should have a sword and shield

[agile zodiac]

Zealot is on a sigmar mindset,doesn't need a shield to protect himself

faith is enough

fuck wrong game

[thick coyote]

lacks cleave
Weapon that is among the highest cleave in the game

[delicate vapor]

I recently got gifted a pair of gaming wireless headphones

just found out they were $500

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1369025628581400709/1402284813582336000/eea5b417-267e-4ad6-988b-f0f6498c30f9.gif

[ancient mason]

spent half that on astro a50’s. shittiest headset ive ever had the displeasure of buying

[thick coyote]

As long as it has higher finesse than Arby's shield

[halcyon glen]

Hello nerds

[tired inlet]

I guess headsets are good if you live with roommates or something

[winter star]

Going to be fun with malice and heresy with new(er) players on pubs. :')
They'll be having a hard time for sure.

[tired inlet]

very polite thing

[jaunty path]

Yeah. 2 stacks of it with a heavy attack I think. I used to hate this thing ngl

[ancient mason]

i use iems now. i hear everything.

[jaunty path]

And one stack to surrounding enemies

[tired inlet]

I have a dolby 5.1 stereo system with subwoofer

darktide soundtrack absolutely fucks with a good subwoofer

[delicate vapor]

I'd get these mainly for heavy gaming or comp

[thick coyote]

I'm going to main the voidBLAST staff on this event
Beware of the friendly glowing circle on the ground

[winter star]

😂

[ancient mason]

im trying to get something like that for guitar. it would be nice to use my setup like an amp again rather than having to use my monitors.

[ancient mason]

i had custom ones for music for years. one of my buddies told me i should be using them for gaming and it changed my life😭

[tired inlet]

time to trek barrel kills

[delicate vapor]

finally got wireless headsets after 5 years lol

[tired inlet]

I installed a 7.1 system and got some shelves and drilled them into the walls and ran some wireless/bluetooth speakers on them and when my wife watches F1 or IndyCar races you get that doppler effect in the room.

[delicate vapor]

i can hear more bass in these

[ancient mason]

thats sick🤣🔥

[glossy bear]

Its time to fight in the name of the lex and bring justice to the heretic scum

[ancient mason]

probably the only think that sucks about iems is not being able to just walk around when i want😭. while connected to the pc i have to have them wired😫 my wireless transmitter wont connect.

[winter star]

This event on Havoc 40 with power supply interruption with you playing with the voidblast staff.

I'd consider not playing at all if that were the only way to play during the event. 😂

[tired inlet]

power supply with a psyker can be tough if you're staffing it; you're constantly short bursting for light

[rose folio]

Havoc would first need to work without crashing lol 😄

[winter star]

I have zero issues with that. :x

[tired inlet]

it's actually kind of wild the arby pistol doesn't have a flashlight under the barrel

[winter star]

It would be nice if certain helmets with lights would actually function. Other than voice changers. :)

[tired inlet]

haha like NVGs

bravo six goin' fukken darktide

[winter star]

Would make all those Ordo dockets useful for once.

[winter star]

Not like that. Just helmets where the flashlight/torch would be able to be enabled.

[glossy bear]

But I love gambling at sir melk, I get legendaries first try

[tired inlet]

ordo dockets != MELKBUX

[winter star]

Or, to make it more difficult, have it enabled at all times and not be able to be disabled. Going to be fun with demonhosts if you look the wrong way.

[versed nest]

new event announced
first comment
another portrait

reward is not a portrait

[glossy bear]

Nice

[tired inlet]

the amount of players I've encountered who say they "didn't hear the daemonhost" is wild

DID YOU HEAR ME TAG THEM?

"Huh, I wonder why the vet, whose had his flashlight on the entire match, turned it off"

[stable fox]

Game sense doesn't exist in modern gamers

[glossy bear]

They should add aquilass as daily rewards like shilings in vermintide 2

[tired inlet]

I'd be fine with ordo dockets -> plasteel/diamantine crates

[sweet wraith]

"the poxburster looked hungry, so I fed it tasty bullets"

[winter star]

So much of this. Many people actually do not even know the flashlight disturbs them.
Well, for one who played enough Left 4 Dead 2 I don't want to take any chances.

[glossy bear]

Sah, he seemed sleepy So I helped him

[tired inlet]

Poxxy-O's; bursting with flavor in every bite

[winter star]

Reward all players aquillas if they manage to find all four heretical idols. But do randomize the position a lot more.

[glossy bear]

We are not responsible in case you get recurited onto nurgle's side

[glossy bear]

Seems fair

[river elbow]

How they don't hear "Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz." constantly is beyond me.

[rustic ore]

They really should have a way to get Aquilas in game, even if small amounts. Like a reward for higher tiers of Havocs or being able to spend the Contract currencies on small amounts

[tired inlet]

it's so loud, and the host doesn't shut up

[winter star]

I mean. I get the incentive from FS' side to not reward players with aquillas. But somehow, somewhere it should be possible of only a small reward. Maybe even capped to a certain amount per week. Maybe even reward players with 25-50 aquillas when the finish their weekly Sir Melk tasks.

[river elbow]

For real.

[tired inlet]

like, I've got speakers, and playing music on my other PC and sometimes I'm streaming something on the TV, and I still hear it

[vapid matrix]

Do u get a frame in this event?

[tired inlet]

"LIGHTS OFF"

[winter star]

Insignia.

[vapid matrix]

[chilly bone]

FLASHLIGHTS DISTURB HOSTS????

[tired inlet]

I like insignias better than frames; I like weapon trinkets more

[winter star]

I love my frame for killing 250 flamers. I just love the look of it.

[winter star]

Yes

[tired inlet]

is this facetious

[winter star]

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED LEFT 4 DEAD?!

[chilly bone]

No this is not facetious, I only just started playing and it's not like the game ever tells you

[glossy bear]

Vermintide 2 does it by giving 5 shilings daily, talk about being cheap

[tired inlet]

well you gotta get them from cousin okri, and we all know about how covetous a dwarf can be... don't we

[winter star]

Yeah and even then some cosmetics can only be bought with actual currency.

[plain tendon]

this event is great huh

[rustic ore]

The way Helldivers trickles Super Credits to you if your diligent in play is the best premium currency through gameplay I've seen in a game. They'd get more people playing more often if FS did something similar. Like a weeks worth of grinding and you could get maybe one or two items but not a bundle. Could give more incentives to play without taking away the urge to buy

[chilly bone]

Yeah but not much, but like in that game the flashlight is a universal mechanic, in this game it's a fun quirk that only a few guns even have, didn't even cross my mind that it would have actual mechanics around it

[glossy bear]

They could make it like helldivers 2, but making the the aquillas only appear in damnation or auric

[glossy bear]

We dont talk about it

[winter star]

Hence why certain helmets should have it enabled by default when it has one on the helmet. Would be nice. Especially if the helmet already costs 100.000 Ordo dockets.

[winter star]

https://tenor.com/view/stacksats-stackinsats-butanuki-btnk-butanuki21-gif-2116096100878865595

[tired inlet]

you didn't think this idea through enough, and what incentive it would mean for the players who would sudden ly go into those, and the massive reduced success rate from it. I'm not even trying to gatekeep auric here, but it isn't for most players unfortunately.

[winter star]

I went from damnation straight to Havoc 25 with someone. Lets say I could manage but it surely wasn't a relaxing game for me. 😂

[rustic ore]

That's why I suggested Small amounts for large dockets from Contract currencies or varying amounts for Havoc chests

Like low tier wouldn't get any and scaling up from there

[tired inlet]

I mean, I can still find 10-20 super creds in a T1 helldive if I'm lucky and scrape the shit out of the map

[versed nest]

open a container

100 super credits

[neon badger]

bliss

[stable fox]

So, how's the new event?

[rustic ore]

Even the grinders have lives (unlike me lol, disabled) and they till cave to buy SC packs to pad their numbers for Super Shop items plus the warbond

[tired inlet]

dunno, still waiting for my video card purchase options

[winter star]

OHOHOHOH! I GOT IT.

[versed nest]

he got it

[tired inlet]

he got it?!

[winter star]

What if you get aquillas for buying stuff from games workshop. :')

Just like what lego did with some of their games.

[tired inlet]

technically you get a special frame if you have a WARHAMMER+ sub

[stuck wasp]

And Shilling not being able to be used to pay for the paid cosmetics too 🤷

[tired inlet]

I have seen it one time

[grave plaza]

Lot of poxburster

[versed nest]

then you create a black market of cheap aquilas that fatshark doesnt get anything out of

[grave plaza]

More burster woe upon ye

[royal pivot]

well this is disapointing, not even that there arent any Aquillas as a remward it also seems that the server cant handle the Event...

[winter star]

😂

[heady turtle]

hows it going chat who up tiding their dark

[rustic ore]

I'm having trouble finding real people for this event, maybe it's just early?

[winter star]

They'll light a fuse in the serverroom too.

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

dead game

[round mica]

Just wondering but what is the event actually doing? Just more barrels, bombers and bursters?

[royal pivot]

i dont need Ordoduckats...i am a fucking billionaire...maybe they should replace the serverhamsters with alive onces?

[rustic ore]

Some enemies drop a grenade on death

[plain tendon]

this event is ASS

[round mica]

Oh

[royal pivot]

as far as i know the enemies have explosive collars on their nacks,well atleast those with those grotespue mutations

[round mica]

Oh that’s an issue

[versed nest]

yay free grenades

[tired inlet]

The anti-zealot event

[rustic ore]

Yeah after a while the basic currency becomes useless once you've leveled all your stuff to where ya want. Only thing of value then becomes Aquilas

[plain tendon]

imagine wanting to do an event quickly

WELL NAH

[tired inlet]

I meant the class

but that too

[worn quail]

I outta avoid playing with my friend for the next couple weeks or so

[plain tendon]

hunting ground + poxbusters in the event

[worn quail]

Genuinely adores praying on my downfall when I play with him

[round mica]

I wonder how zealots are taking the new event then

[plain tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-me-meme-me-tweaking-gif-4806869717826284567

[tired inlet]

put down that shield, young ogryn; pick up a stubber

let's go on the right-line

[winter star]

Exchange 100.000 dockets for one aquilla.

[rustic ore]

Love my right line Ogryn. Daka daka boss

[storm ember]

Darktide is the best money saving strategy

[worn quail]

25M dockets for 1 aquilla

[heady turtle]

oh my emperor first event mission and its the train

train go boom

[winter star]

Time to save the next hive from heresy.

[storm ember]

I log on,
I look at Commodore's Ventures for the newest cycle,
it's so resolutely dogshit that I nearly delete the game on the spot

[rustic ore]

Kinda cringe FS does the predatory thing for their currency too. Packs are either too little or too much for whatever item ya want. Cringe psychology trick

[thick coyote]

Barrels
Bombers
Bursters
Some enemies drop grenades
50% extra catapulting force

[tired inlet]

OIh man at least with that you have a kill corridor

[dull violet]

hell

its hell

[outer hamlet]

I’ve been at 25 mil Ordos for months. That’s the max cap. I refuse to buy the ugly shit in the commissary.

[winter star]

The latests items, especially for Veteran, look 'pimp-ish' to me. Doesn't appeal me. :x
I don't know what it is. The way it looks I just don't like.

[storm ember]

Hey now, Commissary has some outfits that go tough. Its got zealot armor with metal knuckles

[tired inlet]

it's officer shit

[outer hamlet]

I’ve got all i wanted from it

[rustic ore]

I want the Commisar set to rotate back!

[tired inlet]

I still wear some commissary stuff because (especially the zealot) they have different iconoghraphy

[storm ember]

Im waiting to get the Ogryn welding mask, all I got from the shop so far is the Arbitrator mask and a chrome eye for my Zealot

[worn quail]

Relic Blade skin...........

Please...

oough,,,,

[plain tendon]

Ok ok but

[storm ember]

Nobody gonn see that sh regardless, use weapon customization mod lol

[plain tendon]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO SLOW

[winter star]

SLOW OF WHAT

[worn quail]

Nobody will see that either

[plain tendon]

also 500 poxbursters

[worn quail]

Isnt that just client side

[royal pivot]

whoever had the idea for that event and its reward should meet a commisar...

[winter star]

Oh god... This'll be fun.

[dusty crypt]

EXTRA SILENT BURSTERS

LOVE IT

be so fucking fr rn are they actively trying to kill this game

[blazing hawk]

This new modifier fucking sucks

Spamming bursters is just NOT fun

[round mica]

Ah

I’m sure it’s fine

[dusty crypt]

it's not

[blazing hawk]

The bomber spam is TOLERABLE

And SOMEWHAT FUN

[thick coyote]

They've been doing that for the past 3 years
I don't think it'll die anytime soon

[winter star]

I wonder how long it takes till someone starts shooting one when I am close once I start playing.

[thick coyote]

[royal pivot]

not that i am getting burned on work now i am getting explodet in the face in one of me favorite universes...yuack

[worn quail]

Poxbursters are the trustfall of DarkTide

[tired inlet]

I think it is a hoot because bursters kill other bursters really well

[dull violet]

gonna play fucking smite psyker just to stop the poxburster hoard

[thick coyote]

Helldivers killed it
Space Marines 2 killed it
Firebreak killed it

[dusty crypt]

no dogg. i am speaking without hyperbole. and those are all things done by other people than fatshark

[thick coyote]

Where was you when DT was killed

I was on my couch eating doritos

[blazing hawk]

How it fucking feels when your teammates doesn't push the 3 bursters behind them and I take half.my.health in burster damage

[thick coyote]

Darktide kill

[dull violet]

crashing

[thick coyote]

Noooooo

[winter star]

Being fed to Nurgle.

[royal pivot]

like i sayed someone check on the server hamsters...they might be dead

[tired inlet]

waiting on a Radeon XR 7900 XTX

[dull violet]

PC users now have to feel what the xbox users had to deal with during the era of penance, its a good day to play darktide

[lilac crag]

@ripe tangle

[thick coyote]

Good
Kill the cat

[winter star]

They didn't believe in the emperor hard enough.

[blazing hawk]

I think being molested by 10+ bursters is a universal experienfe

[thick coyote]

[tired inlet]

laser cats never gets old

[ripe tangle]

I follow this artist, I love their work XD

[final herald]

?

[tired inlet]

your universe is a weird one

[winter star]

Universal or not. This event will make it so.

[lilac crag]

it's great isn't it :3

[tired inlet]

look, if I can "Joe Black" an ogryn by bouncing him between bursters and barrels, then the event fukken rules, okay?

[dusty crypt]

let's fucking go i'm going to spam out 10x event missions on uprising with my most obnoxious builds

[blazing hawk]

This man is NOT a real darktide player please get him shot

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-wreck-destroyed-joe-black-meet-joe-black-gif-17777331

[dusty crypt]

it must be nice, being able to just offer active and passive giant middle fingers to your playerbase and still have clowns in here simp for you

[royal pivot]

wait...since when had the hamsters a servitorupgrade?

[blazing hawk]

This implies they got better

[crisp portal]

is there a reason why you can't play private lobbies alone

[tired inlet]

malding

[blazing hawk]

Fuck you that's why

[dusty crypt]

whatever helps you cope

[orchid skiff]

fatshark hates you

[blazing hawk]

Helldivers 2:

[thick coyote]

"Player retention"

[final herald]

"Wow a hard difficulty modifer? Fatshark is TRYING to KILL the GAME"

[fair bridge]

i don't think there has been any official reasoning from fatshark but a really big reason is that bots are incredibly useless

[lilac crag]

annoying = hard ?

[blazing hawk]

I like everything about the new modifier except the 20 burster molestation conga line

[royal pivot]

well i guess i will sitck to normal auric and maelestorms....no event for me...thank you

[tired inlet]

https://gunshowcomic.com/419

[final herald]

Yeah basically why

[lilac crag]

I will strangle you

[final herald]

I'd like to see you

[blazing hawk]

I hate the burster spam

That's about it

[round mica]

I mean the hordes should just clear themselves up on their own then right

[tired inlet]

squats

[plain tendon]

speedrunning be like

[blazing hawk]

Why the fuck are you like this bruh

[tired inlet]

0 corruption; doin' it right

[final herald]

Imagine the motorcycle in his head

[blazing hawk]

Always fucking count on the knife zealots to do fucking nothing except rush forward, get molested and die

And then complain

Always fucking count on the arbites to trivialise the game

[tired inlet]

he ain't complaining

[winter star]

Nothing is better than going in raw like a rabid monkey in a cage fight and leaving covered in blood and whatever else Nurgle blessed thy foe with.

[tired inlet]

he's just knifin' around

cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut

[blazing hawk]

Because he didn't get molested yet it's a step by step sequence

[shy panther]

Oh boy, new event
explosives
load into a mission
25 poxbursters explode
game hardcrashes to desktop

[fair bridge]

who are you quoting

[winter star]

😂

[shy panther]

thank you fart shart

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-moby-nobody-space-gif-5447660

[plain tendon]

heresy btw

[blazing hawk]

When can we fucking nerf the arbites I like my games where I can pull my own weight

[lilac crag]

yeah this event is a generational downgrade from rotten armor

[blazing hawk]

Agreed

[lilac crag]

we've went from slightly harder enemy waves that are a little inconvenient

to

holy shit
my game is crashing cause of 5 bursters

[blazing hawk]

Rotten armour was great

[thick fog]

IT TIME TO LIGHT THE FUSE BITCHES

[solemn geyser]

Imma available now for request 😄 eheheh

[blazing hawk]

light the fuse
literally no enemy in the game uses a fuse

[final herald]

The happenings

[plain tendon]

like what

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-cat-cat-my-honest-reaction-cat-with-the-hat-cat-in-the-hat-gif-25359607

[thick fog]

What and how is the event modifier?

[lilac crag]

anything explosive that you can think of has been cranked up to 11x

[lilac crag]

on top of enemies dropping bombs on death sometimes

[blazing hawk]

Why are you abandoning Yo team

[winter star]

I liked rotten armor. Very challenging. But fun.

[thick fog]

The barrels.....

[blazing hawk]

There is a singular arbites

Okay you go run my king

They can handle themselves

[lilac crag]

yes.

[plain tendon]

i got 10 missions to do cant mess around

[compact knot]

does anyone else's darktide just not work rn

is that bc theyre doing maintenance if so?

[solemn geyser]

Yooo

[elder merlin]

[blazing hawk]

They ain't the servers HATE you specifically

[plain tendon]

too slow

[elder merlin]

Im so mad i cant find a gif of that

[lilac crag]

true

[compact knot]

daaamn

[solemn geyser]

Warriors, right?

[fair bridge]

i thought speedruns were supposed to be fast

21 minutes is literally the normal time it takes to finish most missions

[elder merlin]

[plain tendon]

my team is too slow!

[blazing hawk]

The server actually hates most people rn

[elder merlin]

You wish, @solemn geyser

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/apocalypsenow-horror-gif-4763006

[solemn geyser]

If you want to model it let me know

[plain tendon]

the first area would be cbt

[winter star]

Good luck. :')

[plain tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-car-gif-22098603

[fair bridge]

copycat

[winter star]

I will go and try the event this evening and otherwise tomorrow if it'll be lame I will just... Dunno... Touch grass and photograph a bird or something.

[somber stream]

I heard there will be more burster in the new event

Guess who'll be dying a lot

[winter star]

There will be. Indeed. Plenty of screenshots already.

[winter star]

smash

[stable fox]

[plain tendon]

these modifiers suck

[stable fox]

Fatshark seems to be now known for torturing their playerbase at this point

[heady turtle]

we got to the last bossfight all of us got flung off by the explosions

this modifier

[somber stream]

Only because they know we love it

[heady turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-gif-5823611854882423999

[winter star]

The only thing I wake up for these days.

[upper path]

Oh cool another everything is on fire event... Skipping that nonsens

[plain tendon]

Abysmal dogshit

[heady turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-gif-5823611854882423999

[thick fog]

explosive*

[dusty crypt]

do what i'm doing

speedrun it on uprising

refuse to engage with it on its terms

show the developers' time and effort the same disrespect they show ours

[heady turtle]

but i kinda like it :c

[upper path]

Kaboom yes I'm pretty sure part of kaboom is, the 30000 bombers that's spawn at the same time

[dusty crypt]

there's no arguing about taste

i might like it if burster spam and barrel fuckery wasn't already one of the worst things

[thick fog]

We are so team killing everyone

[tired inlet]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Dk8nu4vqpPhsBgmgp9SI9AvzRBluKQYWTr5-vmzmhrOPD0Bt0ZlW9O2XpWa4-Dsn4uDlzC07vnl22j2nGd1eojNH-3CksEoB

[round mica]

High stamina kinda seems like it’ll be a necessity

[dusty crypt]

you seem to be confusing "mad about consistent strings of bad choices by people who make video games" with "mad at losing in video games"

and that's fine because you're a clown but like... no, though

[tired inlet]

well you're being a huge fukken loser about it

[lilac crag]

this comic geniunely doesn't apply to what the guy is having a problem with

[upper path]

Someone got offended

[tired inlet]

bein' mad at video games?

[dusty crypt]

and here you are yapping about it at me anyway who's more foolish, etc etc kenobi.jpg

[tired inlet]

Oooh, the projection

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[formal wharf]

so is this event just that gif of mr mrabs and squidward exploding

[dusty crypt]

ok buddy

[winter star]

[upper path]

Yep highly offended

[formal wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-spongebob-gif-17834122681495374041

[lilac crag]

you know what. I promised myself I won't argue with anyone today.

whatever you say boss

[thick fog]

I love that how is I thought of the event thumbnail LOL

[shy sandal]

My "friend" who plays competitive games 'casually' just to rage at them in a nutshell

[round mica]

Yeah from what I heard

[formal wharf]

already sounds better then whatever that fire event was

[tired inlet]

love me some cool frog & dolphin; carrying on the legacy of that old deadpool livejournal about Pretendy fun time games

[lilac crag]

doot, you're aurafarming today

[winter star]

20 poxbursters congaline

[shy sandal]

True

[thick fog]

You better hug the walls at all times

[winter star]

Can I hug you instead?

[thick fog]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1406532695508389928/1319425963250942054.gif

[upper path]

Event comes at perfect time actually I needed space to farm the stuff for bf6 in 2042.. Just didn't know what to remove

[round mica]

Wait is this bad I don't know this lingo 😭

[lilac crag]

yes, it's good

[spark plume]

Me when the topic is 40k

[shy sandal]

"Event idea!"
Starts copying and pasting spawns for a singular enemy until the map is filled with them

[thick coyote]

Good enough
Welcome back Moebian 21st

[thick fog]

Poxbursters modifier but more epic

[atomic berry]

more explosions
brilliant.

[winter star]

I know a better modifier...
Poxbursters, when they explode, create a same AoE fire like bombers do.
Or tox clouds.
Combined with the current event. :)

[thick fog]

Ogrynheimer players gonna love this

[shy sandal]

I only listen to Adeptus Ridiculous cause they are very open about just mixing facts with jokes and entertainment

[spark plume]

No.

[winter star]

Yes

[minor narwhal]

oh my goddd no aquilas again

[spark plume]

I haven't found a single 40k podcast I like. Either they read excerpts from codexes and pretend like they're talking about the lore or just have no idea what they're talking about

Maybe I should start one with my friends. We have been into it since 2005

[shy sandal]

Ad Rid is a bit of both mixed with spongebob memes

[thick fog]

unplayable

[minor narwhal]

it does make all the rewards not worth at all tbh

[final herald]

I like adrick because it's mostly surface level and like

that's fine

they know it's surface level

they aren't trying to push some idiotic theory they heard 6 years ago on 4chan

[lilac crag]

how fun is rainworld?

[shy sandal]

Yeah, they're not Lore nerds. They summarize lore to. Dumb people... Like me

[spark plume]

The problem is I already know all the surface level lore, so it's boring as piss to me. At least leutin actually includes niche and lesser known bits in his videos

[final herald]

well...then don't listen to it

🙏

[vocal pewter]

I don't like the community of surface level lore

[elder merlin]

Isnt that a movie?

[minor narwhal]

its peak

[spark plume]

I literally said I want to find a 40k podcast I like?

[lilac crag]

tis a game

[vocal pewter]

they will say stuff like "Terminator armor was civilian hazmat"

[final herald]

I like the "theorizer" channels less ngl

[spark plume]

That's it, I'm starting my own

[shy sandal]

Be the niche you feel no one has taken care of

[vocal pewter]

or that baneblades were scout tanks

[elder merlin]

Probably thinkin of waterworld

[shy sandal]

Be the difference

[spark plume]

It's fine for people who are new to the setting but it's completely pointless if you're not

[astral laurel]

"Light the fuses, bitches! I'm ready to blow!" - Boom, who has a brother named Bewm

[vocal pewter]

40k has an issue of too much unsourced lore being passed as true

[elder merlin]

With blackjack and hookers?

[shy sandal]

You mean Black Templar larpers?

[spark plume]

People citing lexicanum or the wikia (they've never read a primary source)

BRO ORKS COULD LITERALLY MAKE THE MOON TURN INTO CHEESE IF THEY BELIEVED IT OR NOT

HECKIN LE CHUNGUS MEME

No. That's not how it works

[astral laurel]

I still wonder how the Imperium would respond to a Time Lord like The Doctor.

[spark plume]

Memelore being taken seriously by people with autism has irreparably damaged 40k

[lilac crag]

technically speaking the story of warhammer is always given as propaganda of the imperium

[thick fog]

Peak

But painful

Just like real life

[spark plume]

No it's not, because there are plenty of sources from xenos or even chaos perspectives

[lilac crag]

and... chaos propaganda, xenon propaganda... exists...

[spark plume]

Except the majority of 40k lore is written from the perspective of an omnipotent narrator external to the setting, not somebody within it

[shy sandal]

Nork Deduzz once said.

"1, 2 uh... 3! Yeah! 3!"

[lilac crag]

this is silly

[final herald]

not anymore it isn't

[lilac crag]

but whatever you say boss

[final herald]

it used to be from the imperium'

s perspective

but these days it's whatever is relevant to the story

[lilac crag]

yeah but these days is the point I'm tryna make

[spark plume]

No it's not. Pick up a rulebook or codex and read about the golden age of technology through the age of strife and so on. That isn't written as propaganda because nobody alive in 40k was around then except for the emperor who is in a coma. You do not know what you are talking about

[glossy bear]

I hate the mutants, I had three yeet me from to another untill I got yeeted into a horde of bursters who gave me a first class ticket to brazil(over the edge)
It was on auric

[shy sandal]

The lore is written by whoever GW likes that day or not. My source is the emperor revealed to me in a dream

[final herald]

like you can't tell me TIATD is "from the imperium's perspective"

that doesn't even make sense

how would they even get any of the information

[spark plume]

The war in heaven is from the perspective of the imperium bro, even though humans weren't even evolved then

I am media literate

[lilac crag]

no, that's fair

[final herald]

and then

all of the ork books

[shy sandal]

Welcome friend, have Capybara pet

[final herald]

those are usually written not only from the perspective of the orks, but use a very...orky prose

they're almost jovial in tone

no they just are jovial

actually

[spark plume]

Eldar books. Tau books. Codex and rulebook fluff not being from the perspective of anyone in-universe, just categorically telling you about events that happened except for the tiny quote excerpts on some pages

[dull violet]

iv played two missions of this event and I already can't bring myself to play more

[spark plume]

Open a codex

[shy sandal]

Guys, must we discuss decades of lore when we can just slander the opposition?

[spark plume]

I've been consuming the lore for 2 decades so yes, we must. If we don't I will shrivel and die

[lilac crag]

I was moreso talking about all the things that the imperium tries painting itself as and people run with as stable true lore

[final herald]

hugh is unfortunately

australian

less than polite banter is all he knows

pensive emoji

but I get what he's saying

[spark plume]

Don't make me call you a see you next Tuesday

[final herald]

I don't know aussie slang

[spark plume]

C u next tuesday

[final herald]

the only Aussie I am freinds with is a black dude who uses the hard R- OH

lmfao

[shy sandal]

Fairz slide in some slander though

[lilac crag]

the c word

the thing aussies love using

[final herald]

nah yeah I got it

[spark plume]

I'm waiting in the ER so I have nothing better to do than piss and shit about lore

[final herald]

I do know the nah yeah yeah nah bullshit

[spark plume]

https://tenor.com/view/big-lez-show-oh-yeah-nah-yeah-mike-nolan-donny-gif-15866247

[minor narwhal]

the real lore is the 9 billion voicelines in this game

somehow the rejects know a lot

[shy sandal]

All i know is they like alcohol and football. So they are cousons to Brazilians if you think about it

[glossy bear]

Job jumpscare

[nocturne bloom]

I ate 9 egg rolls this morning

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J6-3VzNF8c

[final herald]

brazilians are more focused on butts

[round mica]

🇨 🇺 🇳 🇹

[spark plume]

I can't watch. I'm in the ER

[glossy bear]

Oi watch ya tongue

[spark plume]

Football being AFL, not soccer

[round mica]

Man that took so long I think it's irrelevant now

[spark plume]

And rugby

Soccer is way less popular

It goes like

[tired inlet]

they get it from the Scots

[nocturne bloom]

Watch his tongue with the cunt???

[spark plume]

Rugby, AFL, cricket, soccer

[west kettle]

Been a bit, did they fix a bunch of the Arbite talents being bugged?

[shy sandal]

Depends on the region though

[final herald]

the whole thing

[shy sandal]

No, actual footie

[round mica]

You triggered lamia 😭

[dusty crypt]

yeah and immediately broke it because if you have 45+ buffs stacked your game crashes. there's a mod to fix it.

[glossy bear]

No, it was in the meaning of the language you used

[final herald]

it's all butts

[untold skiff]

Mornin

[shy sandal]

É br tbm?

[nocturne bloom]

Butts???

[elder merlin]

[glossy bear]

O7

[spark plume]

I was into 40k before necrons were retconned into what they are now

I was into 40k before a single HH book was released

Bow before the ultimate neckbeard

[elder merlin]

Somebody get the hose, Lamia is being horny again

[glossy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/exterminatus-explosion-overkill-planet-killer-wipeout-gif-2255562371502138943

[fair bridge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1lb0KfG9EyfSBsEifTUtXY?si=5bdU_EM0QVGACV3Sdxrb0w

very cool

[stuck wasp]

Oldcron still exist

[spark plume]

Bruh

[elder merlin]

Lol fuckin hell

[glossy bear]

Calling the Deathsquad(the mods)

[spark plume]

Oldcrons was the entirety of the necrons being mindless slaves to the c'tan which has been entirely retconned

[shy sandal]

I'm more of a chest guy, but... Eh

[elder merlin]

[spark plume]

How do I tag a mod

[glossy bear]

Enough is enough

I feel uncomfortable

[elder merlin]

@misty trench

[final herald]

no I do not speak smaller spain sorry

[elder merlin]

We need you

Control Lamia

[glossy bear]

Hank is online

[final herald]

I didn't say titties were excluded

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-inugami-korone-angry-watching-eyes-on-you-gif-1047433440651193352

[spark plume]

HAAAAAAANK

[elder merlin]

@obtuse oak control Lamia

[spark plume]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

[shy sandal]

Fake news then

[spark plume]

THAT'S NOT A TOMBOY

HAAAAAANK

THAT'S A FEMBOY

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

lamia posts this all the time fellas

[spark plume]

https://tenor.com/view/haaaank-meme-funny-gif-14511381047437346346

[lilac crag]

this ain't anything new

[final herald]

I only ingest what the BR people put out (into my MMO communities)

[round mica]

I have had a penny everytime lamia posted smut I would have many penny

[glossy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/vorzek-vorzneck-oglg-og-lol-gang-gif-24901093

[finite niche]

oh my god ... why is everyone doing this event, it is bombs everywhere

[spark plume]

If I had a nickel every time a Korean girl sucked blood from my neck I'd have one nickel. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened once

[elder merlin]

Every now and then you need to control the horny

[shy sandal]

Mmos are filled with gooners though, that doesn't count

[glossy bear]

Perfect, my ogryn isnt named BigBoom for no reason

[glossy bear]

Star Citizen sadly is no exception

[nocturne bloom]

I cannot be contained

[spark plume]

I will exsanguinate you

[final herald]

how else am I supposed to appraise the fetishes of a nation of not from it's top gooners

[glossy bear]

Then the mods will seal you away

[elder merlin]

Aslo why can Lamia post this but Luna couldnt exist here as a horny slaanesh worshipper?

[nocturne bloom]

Satisfaction will be my shackle

[finite niche]

Me spawn in, someone explode the barrel beside me and i got thrown into the void

[elder merlin]

Kinda bullshit if you ask me

[glossy bear]

Satisfactory?

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/for-shame-hide-box-peek-box-of-shame-gif-2260702505454138339

[glossy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/satisfactory-game-spin-gif-24375602

[low hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/tai-lung-kung-fu-panda-breaking-free-prison-gif-15911302788775294936

[glossy bear]

Call in the mods

[nocturne bloom]

[spark plume]

Imagine if tyranids invaded earth and PETA was telling us not to kill them

[shy sandal]

I can't argue there, that's a good point.

[glossy bear]

Supress your hornyness or you will face judgement under the lex imperialis

[tired inlet]

why do you think your whack-ass country wouldn't be the first to go in a nid invasion

[nocturne bloom]

I like being punished

[spark plume]

We'd be the only one to survive mate, we already have big bugs here

[tired inlet]

the capilliaries would sink into alice springs first and foremost

[glossy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-sd-gif-7153818928132089746

[shy sandal]

Food with no youtube for a week straight

[tired inlet]

yeah, I'm sure the RAAF base in Catherine would do it justice

[spark plume]

Better hypothetical @tired inlet

The entire population of Australia turns into orks at the same time without any warning to the rest of the world

What happens

[glossy bear]

Youtube with 4 ads unskippable and each 1 minute

[orchid skiff]

too far

[tired inlet]

'CARLY, GET IN DA' YUTE, DA' BUGS ARE BACK YE WEE CUNT"

[nocturne bloom]

Still got YouTube re-upload on the hub so ill be ight

[final herald]

🗣️ I have been among the obscene and the strange

[elder merlin]

[spark plume]

Thats Scottish. I have never heard an Australian say wee

[final herald]

whether I wanted to
or not

[glossy bear]

Please stop the horny

[tired inlet]

most of you are Scottish

[final herald]

the aussie would say "daft" clearly

[spark plume]

Just dumb cunt

[final herald]

[spark plume]

Or good cunt

Or mad cunt

[final herald]

or daft

[spark plume]

Depends on the variety of cunt

[nocturne bloom]

[glossy bear]

I am romanian, so I invested all my stat points into theft

[spark plume]

I thought that was Romani

[final herald]

it's a different kind of theft

the romanians pride themselves on stealing things that are important

[lilac crag]

this stereotype isn't funny

[spark plume]

Europeans be like "I'm all for equality" and then turn into Judge Dredd when they see a gypsy

[final herald]

as for the roma, I am not qualified to speak on that without being expelled from the server

[glossy bear]

True, but eveyone says its us romanians

[slate horizon]

It is

Bulgarians also molest people

[shy sandal]

All mine are in luck, it's a surprise i managed to get here

[glossy bear]

Ragebaiting are we

[final herald]

it was funny as FUCK during the ukraine war though

@lilac crag

[slate horizon]

Hungarians are asian

[spark plume]

People who can't take jokes are poopoo doodoo heads

[final herald]

they took like 3 whole tanks

[heady turtle]

like hub caps, copper wire, catalytic converters, women, purses anything really

[round mica]

European lore is fascinating

[final herald]

and a ton of fucking APCs

like

[spark plume]

Hungarians have small penises?

[slate horizon]

Serbians arent people

[final herald]

so many APCS

[lilac crag]

you see why I often say I don't like Romanians

[glossy bear]

Balkan is even more

[nocturne bloom]

Damn im Asian now?

[final herald]

wym that shit was based as fuck

[spark plume]

You have a small Weiner?

[slate horizon]

Thank the golden horde for that

[glossy bear]

Why tho

[final herald]

they just drove away with them

[spark plume]

[lilac crag]

1. I'm one of you
2. I have to live with the stereotypes you give yourselves

[shy sandal]

Balkans when they see another balkan with a different bird on their flag

[tired inlet]

I don't think nationality and/or ethnicity is the core issue with molestation, and to set a premise as such is ethnocentric, if not outright racist.

[spark plume]

The lion does not concern himself with Romanians

[lilac crag]

look at mobi

literally point in case

[glossy bear]

Was like you untill I got tired and theres the saying
If you cant beat them, join them and betray them later

[final herald]

wym

I like you

[spark plume]

Yugoslavia when an ethnic war starts because a dude shoved a beer bottle up his ass and was too embarrassed to admit he did it

[lilac crag]

WDYM WDIM

YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT ME STEALING SHIT ALL THE TIME

ILL STRANGKE YOU

[final herald]

no I don't actually

I make jokes that you are romanian

[slate horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-eyebrow-raise-pirates-gif-9227372

I once spent 3 days

[lilac crag]

I need this twink flattened

[slate horizon]

going back and forth with a guy

[lilac crag]

someone flatten mobi into a plank

[spark plume]

Who knows about the war that started because a dude shoved a beer bottle up his ass and blamed it on Serbs at the hospital

[final herald]

you shall find no instance in which I joked that you ever stole anything

[slate horizon]

Spammimg this gif

[nocturne bloom]

Sure

[slate horizon]

:3

[final herald]

because that's now how I operate

[nocturne bloom]

Ill flatten the twink alright

[glossy bear]

I have a feeling the mods are gonna start sending warns for getting political real soon

[final herald]

i'ts so fucking good

[spark plume]

They don't care unless it starts fights

[tired inlet]

I knew people who served in it as UN Peacekeepers

[marsh iris]

did they fix the buff bug with the event update yet?

[spark plume]

And we all know Romanians aren't worth fighting over

[lilac crag]

this doesn't happen. people have talked about worse shit

[somber stream]

We dissing the EU chat?

[round mica]

I think lamia operates as discord does, keywords set them off 🤔

[glossy bear]

Even though we romanians have a beautifull country and lots of resources

[lilac crag]

oh muck off your whole country is inverted

[glossy bear]

[final herald]

would you flatten me if I was a worm

[woven salmon]

i chose to do the campaign on my zelot

[slate horizon]

UN when its forced to do anything:

[woven salmon]

now Im stuck out of havoc

[final herald]

competitiev EU racism

[woven salmon]

am I forced to do the campaign?

[shy sandal]

Someome made a Romanian joke and now everyone is doing it

[woven salmon]

or I can cancel it?

[somber stream]

Oh so it's just Romania

I see i see

[spark plume]

At least we don't have hairy feet and drive BMWs

[slate horizon]

My europoor friends have given me extremist views on all of europe

[glossy bear]

Balkans takes it to whole new level

[final herald]

"Clearly, there is only one course of action. Genocide."

[lilac crag]

Firestarter

[glossy bear]

Well Im romanian so Im immune

[lilac crag]

you don't drive at all you fistfight alligators

[spark plume]

We make love with crocodiles*

[lilac crag]

what

[rustic lotus]

It's optional missions in the mission terminal

[lilac crag]

💔

[spark plume]

[slate horizon]

Scary story, I once saw a BMW driver…. ||use his turn signal|| (very scary read at own risk)

[shy sandal]

I'm from the evil country, nothing hurts me anymore

[woven salmon]

thats not what I asked

[final herald]

the serbs have been starting wars over the dumbest possible shit ever for like

decades

[glossy bear]

Hungary?

[slate horizon]

True…..

[shy sandal]

Brazil 🇧🇷

[lilac crag]

the Serbs are just that
serbs

[glossy bear]

[spark plume]

Austria. Home of Adolf, and Yosef Fritzel

[slate horizon]

Im sorry for your loss

[final herald]

they caused WW1
by ASSASSINATING the PRO INDEPENDENCE ARCHDUKE
BECAUSE THEY WANTED INDEPENDENCE

[thick coyote]

You can cancel it

[woven salmon]

how'

[final herald]

BECUASE THEY WANTED TO TAKE OVER ANOTHER UNRELATED AREA

[somber stream]

Irl Dark Souls

[slate horizon]

Croatia the goat

[tranquil siren]

anyone else lagging in the game? i keep getting disconnected

[slate horizon]

beaches and good chocolate

and good guns

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-talk-gender-politics-oscar-isaac-gif-7940254

[round mica]

Damn are the servers still uh

[spark plume]

I'm lagging irl at the hospital wishing I could play darktide. About to start shoving hordes of patients to simulate it

[round mica]

Bad

[rustic lotus]

Optional, not forced....

[orchid skiff]

do you think he gets pings

[glossy bear]

I have a feeling the zealot incident may happen again

[round mica]

He has too

[tacit geode]

Nothing good happened here after image perms

[tranquil siren]

my condolonces

[lilac crag]

romania is more like dark souls
you even have castles n shit

[slate horizon]

Kill them all

[glossy bear]

Exactly

[slate horizon]

And just like darksouls you murder hobo and steal shit

[final herald]

dark souls official language is italian because thePruld made funny animations

[slate horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-spongebob-plankton-true-truth-gif-5372815280279127843

[lilac crag]

I will flatten you

[spark plume]

When I perils in the hospital (I have severe mental illness)

[glossy bear]

Not to metion the dark slums, those are starter zones

[woven salmon]

I am locked out of havoc, so its not "optional"

[shy sandal]

The North is the woods area, the northeast is the fire area, the southeast is the swamp area, and the south is the winter DLC

[solid gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[slate horizon]

Get medicae

[lilac crag]

poison swamps are just Romanian lakes

[somber stream]

So peak

[spark plume]

There was a mentally unwell woman in here who was talking the same way the trapper does

[glossy bear]

Our hospitals looks like horror movies

[spark plume]

Not exactly the same

But it was wack

[slate horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754523048530673765/1393189198537953290/freeze.gif

[lilac crag]

true

[spark plume]

Hhhehehehehe

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-hehe-creepy-lizard-laughing-lizard-biawak-gif-5464751

[slate horizon]

I live in texas

[orchid skiff]

praying you get better

[slate horizon]

we have one of the best hospitals in the country

[shy sandal]

Do you know Hank Hill?

[slate horizon]

I dont live in liberal town

[slate horizon]

I dont live in liberal town (dallas)

[orchid skiff]

I'm praying as hard as I can

[lilac crag]

that is horrible

[slate horizon]

Or austin

[spark plume]

I live in the best country in the world (we are about to ban teenagers from the internet)

[shy sandal]

Dallas pd2?

[slate horizon]

Its great

[solid gulch]

is living in texas horrible?

[lilac crag]

Stockholm syndrome

[somber stream]

Yet another Texan

[slate horizon]

Heat is ass

So is the humidity

[spark plume]

Why is America so fucking weird

[final herald]

texas is like pretending to be cool but like nothing is actually happening

[shy sandal]

Idk, never been there

[spark plume]

Americans cannot be normal

[solid gulch]

TexanScrubLord

[slate horizon]

Other than that it’s great

[spark plume]

I know I can't talk but jesus

[slate horizon]

No state tax

[round mica]

literally red dead 🤠

[lilac crag]

the definition of a tumbleweed

[slate horizon]

Good gun laws

[spark plume]

That's why xqc moved there until he got swatted

[final herald]

you....you are aussie

[slate horizon]

Nice vacation areas

[slate horizon]

Theres tons of shit going on

[final herald]

this is like a horse insulting a deer

[shy sandal]

That's why every streamer moves to live there

[round mica]

Hey, not all of us 😭

[slate horizon]

I was just at galveston not too long ago

[spark plume]

He's back in Canada to be with his family

[slate horizon]

had the time of my life

[lilac crag]

I can't insult galveston

you win this one

[final herald]

HI BIG

I SEE YOU

[slate horizon]

I can

[final herald]

https://tenor.com/view/indigoingot-drool-dog-doberman-spit-gif-2880600060042519686

[low hemlock]

[slate horizon]

its a tourist shithole unless you go to its outskirts

[spark plume]

I got in trouble once for typing big and hitting the letter next to b once

Am very careful now

[shy sandal]

I was going to say that. But it would be like a moose joining the conversation

[slate horizon]

south padre is better

[final herald]

I'm sure it was...accidental

[spark plume]

I only deliberately slur in Overwatch lobbies, thank you

To children especially

[low hemlock]

funni u say that when Australia is trying to censor video games, care to explain eh?

[final herald]

I think the only """normal"""" countries are like

• norway
• sweden
• indonesia but because it's like "What if humans were being extra human"

[spark plume]

Australia
one crazy fringe organisation

[slate horizon]

They also put their citizens in quarantine camps during covid

[spark plume]

Indonesia
normal
What

I was just there for 2 weeks

[final herald]

read the rest

[glossy bear]

The father of Nikola Tesla was romanian

[spark plume]

I don't get it

[final herald]

indonesia is like if liveleak was a country

[spark plume]

Have you even been to Indonesia

[slate horizon]

TRUE

[distant matrix]

How does power sword hold up now of days?

[shy sandal]

Nah, loot at any indie game from Sweden, they are not normal. The swedes are fucked up

[glossy bear]

Peak

[slate horizon]

dunno but whats your opinion on Indonesians

[final herald]

because they are bored

[glossy bear]

A romanian made Bitdefender I remember

[delicate fox]

still one of veteran's strongest options

[final herald]

[distant matrix]

Good.

[spark plume]

Nice people except for the Islamic extremists, corrupt politicians though

Beautiful landscape

Amazing food

Prefer the Hindus personally

[minor narwhal]

still really repetitive

[somber stream]

This statement is true

[slate horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-lier-trending-gif-6708574292361340617

[minor narwhal]

dear god psword needs a rework

[shy sandal]

Damn Scandinavians and their nonchalant aah attitude

[glossy bear]

Got it to max level very fast

[slate horizon]

Swedes are run by immigrants and go hingadingadunger

[spark plume]

Beef rendang, ayam goreng, nasi goreng, mie goreng and babi guling are peak, shut the fuck up

[glossy bear]

Man shut your mouth, Norway is a great country

[slate horizon]

Norway is ass

[distant matrix]

That good. Haven't played in a bit so just check up on how it still plays.

[somber stream]

Cool weather make you calm

And depressed

[glossy bear]

Lived there 7 years

[slate horizon]

Finland is where its at

[sleek harness]

Go live in a volcano

[tired inlet]

good perks; push->quick->quick and down goes an ogryn

[slate horizon]

nuh uh

[glossy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderation-ban-mod-ban-gif-9351874248631360646

[round mica]

Eh nzs pretty nice

[marsh iris]

which race is the best

[glossy bear]

Welcome

[somber stream]

I prefer it cool

[spark plume]

Indonesian women are also beautiful. Do I need to send my gf again?

[shy sandal]

Great country, very bored people

[minor narwhal]

horse racing

[tired inlet]

Big fan of the Monaco GP

[glossy bear]

Dwarfs obviously

[final herald]

the cold causes sanity imo

[sleek harness]

Shorty pants

[glossy bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tenor-skyblock-roblox-romance-romantic-gif-6136369269786468453

[slate horizon]

guns are cool

i own 9 of them

[spark plume]

Indonesian women fetishize white men though

[somber stream]

It's the long isolation that cause it

Which originated from not getting cold, yeah ig

[final herald]

...sanity?

well I guess they'd weed out all the isntables

at a certain point

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/sanzmeme-moai-batu-emot-batu-gif-23675752

[shy sandal]

The Texan talking about immigrants is ironic.

[final herald]

bollywood editing is like a guily pleasure of mine

[woven salmon]

anyone knows how to cancel the campaign?

[final herald]

it's so fucking stupid

[marsh iris]

IKR its so out there

[round mica]

It's peak

[shy sandal]

No, lol

[final herald]

https://tenor.com/view/bollywood-crazy-editing-bollywood-editing-bollywood-soap-oprah-gif-26586923

[shy sandal]

I just speedran it

[spark plume]

@final herald bukan dari Australia, dia dari lubang nereka

[round mica]

Especially when a shocking revelation is revealed

[marsh iris]

lubang dubur

[round mica]

😱

[final herald]

I only speed english and "tired bottom keyeboard slurring"

[fiery wave]

Spend 50k at the barber guy.

[final herald]

however I have not had to put the latter to use in quite some time

[shy sandal]

Finland is nice

[orchid skiff]

He's texan

[spark plume]

I had to google that but I laughed in the ER

[final herald]

ew

[low hemlock]

look it’s Australians responsibility to contain that BS cOlLeCtIvE sHoUt group

don’t have that Nurgle Disease 🦠 come and spread to the rest of us!

[final herald]

[low hemlock]

🫵

[marsh iris]

sakit mas

[spark plume]

Where are you from?

[low hemlock]

not in that realm thankfully