general-chat

[somber stream]

My mom

[grizzled forge]

My Mom

[round mica]

When muscle man gets hit and his boobs smack him again

[grizzled forge]

[round mica]

Regular show is awesome you know how he pitched that show w drawings and did the voices

After like 5 Minutes they were like yes!

[somber stream]

I should be working

[round mica]

I'm stealing that paul

[analog marsh]

Asian Morrow is literally just Nappa.

[somber stream]

Is't that guy

Alien

[astral laurel]

HEyyyy Vegeta

[somber stream]

Sayan or something

[round mica]

The saiyan force was Hillarious

I miss old dragon ball z

[astral laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/nappa-tfs-dbz-abridged-vegeta-gif-3037394931924469119

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/majin-majin-buu-buu-dbz-anime-gif-10772993168248183190

[spark plume]

Why did it send sideways

[grizzled forge]

[spark plume]

Have you played any of the ttrpgs

[round mica]

probably bec you took the photo sideways

[astral laurel]

played a bit of rogue trader a decade ago

[grizzled forge]

never played, but i wanna try

[spark plume]

Rogue trader was cool

[spark plume]

You should

You can find a pdf of imperium maledictum online

Like, illegal, but just google imperium maledictum pdf

[round mica]

can we fast forward to august 26th

i need that ODST warbond to drop

[astral laurel]

I've seen some stuff about Wrath and Glory and it looks neat?

[spark plume]

I don't like wrath and glory because it has very stripped down rules and has stupid power scaling

[astral laurel]

Ah

[spark plume]

Imperium maledictum is more grounded, and there's always deathwatch if you wanna play space marines and black crusade if you wanna play powerful chaos worshippers/csm

[round mica]

I still need to finish my psyker and zealot I drew

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

i have something for you to draw

[astral laurel]

bird ladies

[elder merlin]

Draw something or die

[somber stream]

If it's hobby, best draw when you feel most comfortable

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-omni-man-trollsome-gif-22836505

[spark plume]

Look at a pdf of imperium maledictum or I will turn you into a servitor

A toilet servitor

[grizzled forge]

yay i can send gifs!

[feral nacelle]

Me when Sanguinius

[grizzled forge]

and my beautiful screenshots

[astral laurel]

I am leagues above you. You could no more turn me into a servitor than you could climb to the heights I experience day to day.

[thorny cave]

lol Fuggin Shawn

[thorny cave]

I forget that dudes name but man I hated it when he died

[feral nacelle]

[spark plume]

My aquila tattoos and corpse starch containers mog you

[astral laurel]

I have single handedly slain an ancient wyrm far greater and more terrible than anything you could ever know.

[thorny cave]

He was tight, Id chill with someone like that if I had to walk in mud and shit, and ride a horse that shit all day, and not take showers for days on end some times. And also have the same thing to eat every night

[round mica]

toemater solos the entire 40k universe

[spark plume]

Emperor of man impersonator, stolen valour

[feral nacelle]

Horus heresy in a nutshell

[astral laurel]

I serve not your dead king.

[thorny cave]

Else Id be miserable- fuckin pre industrial revolution (And even the industrial revolution if you were poor) sucked ass

[round mica]

is that a giant reese’s puff

[feral nacelle]

No that's the eclipse lol

[thorny cave]

Griffith was way cooler than horus

[round mica]

that’s not nearly as cool as a giant reese’s puff

[feral nacelle]

Griffith is fulgrim's true father

[thorny cave]

Well.. Cool was wrong term. Complex is better

hes an evil bastard

[orchid skiff]

A toothache woke me up it's over for me

[feral nacelle]

Dude raped casca, idk what's complex about that

[thorny cave]

Before that

[spark plume]

@astral laurel my favourite thing about imperium maledictum is that every party has a patron, like a boss, and there are rules for the party and DM collaboratively making a patron for the kind of campaign they wanna play, with either selected or randomised personality traits, boons and flaws

For example, you can have a crime boss as a patron, a rogue trader, an admech magos, an Imperial fleet commander, a sister of silence, an inquisitor, etc

[feral nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/apologize-im-sorry-boondocks-ruckus-outburst-gif-10886322

[thorny cave]

He was Femto by that point, I dont consider that griffith, he had his humanity taken out of him by the GH

[astral laurel]

That's kinda neat

[agile raven]

Nah nuts is cool.

[feral nacelle]

Donovan is cool

[spark plume]

nuts
Kek

[agile raven]

He wield big sword and go berserkin time

badass

[astral basin]

PEEEETEEEEERRRRRRRR

[grizzled forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[spark plume]

I feel like the average darktide player is as literate as an ogryn and thus could never bring themselves to read the rules for a ttrpg

[agile raven]

Couldn't even afford wood on a coach gun, smh!

[thorny cave]

Been a while since Ive berserked but If I remember; Griffiths whole thing is that he had a dream but lied to himself about the truth of his dream- ended up spending people like they were things, really didnt "see" people, just "Saw" things if that makes sense. Guts was one of the only people to "reach" him as a human being and that changed who he was in a sense.

[astral laurel]

I've played several TTRPGs so I'm an ogryn with the smart implant.

[agile raven]

I remember the rough equation for calculating hit probability in Fallout PnP, does that work?

[feral nacelle]

Wtf???

[spark plume]

Yes but you're above average

[agile raven]

It's like 25 variables with your base stat.

[thorny cave]

IE (Guts leaves because he hears griffith tell the truth about how he views people, griffith crashes out- sleeps wiht princess and ends up getting tortured)

[round mica]

it’s giving you a sign

[astral laurel]

The average is at best a 5e player

[feral nacelle]

Dude it's heresy

[round mica]

it’s telling you to buy thigh highs and cat ears gay boy

[astral laurel]

And the problem with that is that 5e players tend towards thinking that 5e can do everything when it can't even run its own system

[agile raven]

SLAANESHI CORRUPTION

GET HIM

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness @gilded socket

[spark plume]

Nah, most video game players don't even know how to play 5e, they need someone to hold their hand just to make a character because reading a dozen pages of a book is too much work for them

[elder merlin]

Its the horse lady

[agile raven]

Not again.

[elder merlin]

Call the inquisition

[round mica]

what does this mean?

that it could release sooner?

[astral laurel]

Hot take: you don't really make a character in 5e because you pick like two things and then nothing else for 20 levels.

[somber stream]

Means there will be another warbond shortly after

[round mica]

or two warbonds?

bruh

[somber stream]

Fuck my wallet

Guess i'll farm

[elder merlin]

Perhaps another regular warbond is still slated for next month

[round mica]

i’m glad i have 32k SC

[orchid skiff]

exposed

[spark plume]

Yes and I am telling you that I have met many people who "want to play dnd" and are too lazy and stupid to even read a few pages of the PHB

[feral nacelle]

Im telling my chaplain about this.. Wait a min, i am the chaplain

[round mica]

two warbonds oh boy

[agile raven]

Everybody wants to play 5e till you hand them a physical sheet of paper and tell them they can't use D&D Beyond.

[round mica]

i can’t wait

[astral laurel]

I used to play 5e

[round mica]

might aswell give us 6 and call it a year

[astral laurel]

Then I realized that it was actually a really bad system

[somber stream]

Wonder what's next

[round mica]

not warhammer

[somber stream]

Energy Gatling

[astral laurel]

Seriously if you want a good high fantasy d20 system play PF2

[elder merlin]

At this point i just want a heavy pen primary, a primary lmg or primary grenade launcher

[round mica]

that won’t happen until 2045

[neat jewel]

Time to check the hd2 leaks subreddit to see what's up next...

[somber stream]

Next year

[astral laurel]

If you want more complexity, play PF1

[spark plume]

It's fine but the biggest crippling factor for dnd to me is AC and how everything is based off a single d20 roll

I much prefer percentile or d6 systems

[feral nacelle]

Imma be 40 by then

[astral laurel]

That's fair

I mean a d20 is pretty much a percentile but every number is 5%

[agile raven]

I'd much rather run a game of Fallout PnP or Dark Heresy these days.

[round mica]

i mean technically if you slap on the drum mag on the lib pen it can be a mini MG

[wooden creek]

I've seen someone use chatgpt to try and summarize a 13-page TTRPG because they thought it was too much to read

[elder merlin]

Still not the same

[spark plume]

I mean AC is just simplified babby rules, the 40k d100 rpgs have a hit roll with modifiers, then you can dodge or parry, then a damage roll, then damage reduction from toughness bonus and armour. In dnd you can get absolutely stupid situations where someone has a magic sword that can level a mountain swinging at a tarrasque and they "miss"

[agile raven]

But that's asking too much apparently.
Nobody wants to whip out a calculator just to get your percentage needed to hit or bash a heretic in.

[astral laurel]

That's someone you don't want to interact with PERIOD.

[round mica]

imagine they make the stalwart a primary

that would be nuts to butts

[spark plume]

That is depressing

[astral laurel]

Nah no one is going to have a magic sword that can level mountains. Mostly because anyone who can level mountains would do it without a sword.

[agile raven]

Shoutout to the extremely confusing Car Lesbians TTRPG I once saw thanks to someone else years ago.

[feral nacelle]

[round mica]

i love cars and lesbians

[astral laurel]

(Basically wizards are OPAF and fighters are there to stop the wizards from being sneaked up on)

[agile raven]

Never remembered that one until now.

[spark plume]

You get what I mean though. You get situations where you have a weapon that completely ignores armour swinging at a monster that literally can't even move like those stalagmite things and you "miss" or fail to penetrate it

[wooden creek]

Car Lesbians is extremely simple what do you mean, you have two stats: Hotness and Car.

[spark plume]

AC is stupid

[feral nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[astral laurel]

It happens.

[agile raven]

Sorry I meant the concept.

You'd think you'd get a Fast and Furious TTRPG first.

But I guess not.

[astral laurel]

One of the RPGs I want to play a bit of with friends is Fucked Up Little Man

[wooden creek]

now Advanced Time Wizards, that's a game

[spark plume]

Plus HP bloat, characters in dnd are basically Mary Sue damage sponges by lvl5

I love how realistic the 40k rpgs are

You can literally lose an arm or an eye to an unlucky shot regardless of your level

[agile raven]

Get a new character sheet out, you're getting attacked by Dark Eldar as a Guardsman!

[astral laurel]

FULM is basically everyone plays a merchant from Dark Souls and the one guy is the Chosen One (this rotates every death) and they interact with the Chosen One and can sell stuff or give advice.

But they have funny quirks and all of them have a fucked up laugh because it's a parody of Dark Souls

[spark plume]

That happened in a dark heresy campaign I gm'd like 12 years ago

Nobody died luckily

[agile raven]

The new character sheet, the Dark Elda-

Oh.

Shame.

[spark plume]

The dark eldar lol

It was on a space hulk

[agile raven]

Yeah that's a real shame.

[feral nacelle]

Is this considered badass? (Of course bruh)

[astral laurel]

Meh

[spark plume]

First round of combat one of the PCs gets crit and knocked unconscious bleeding out

[astral laurel]

I could take him in a fight.

[spark plume]

2 people trying to help him slipped in his blood and fell over

[feral nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-shocked-letter-shocked-carta-assustado-lendo-assustado-gif-9865558537950598670

[spark plume]

Assassin then went on to solo like 6 dark eldar

[agile raven]

How did the Eldar not nab him in that time.

[spark plume]

They were like 70 feet away and shot him

[astral laurel]

I have killed a dragon on my own what do you think that silly little man is going to do

[agile raven]

That's like 0.5 seconds for a Dark Eldar.

[feral nacelle]

Tell you secrets

[astral laurel]

Meh.

[feral nacelle]

Cause he is THE KEEPER OF TRUTH

[spark plume]

Haemonculus ran up to kidnap him and got crit by the assassin and decapitated

[astral laurel]

okay

[feral nacelle]

The law

I am the sex

[spark plume]

Assassin crit every single melee swing

[agile raven]

Depressing.

[round mica]

after watching youtube for about an hour i’ve discovered that bald people are immune to spicy food

[spark plume]

It was epic, a lvl3 or 4 assassin solo'd almost an entire raiding party on his own

[astral laurel]

Actually the reason my sona has canonically solo'd a dragon is because IRL I beat cancer and had to immortalize that in my sona's story.

[spark plume]

Because of crits lol

And the DE missing almost every attack on him

[elder merlin]

Nice

[agile raven]

This is some GW writer levels of bullshit.

[feral nacelle]

See?

Peak

[spark plume]

It's how the dice roll sometimes

[astral laurel]

yeee

[agile raven]

True, reminds me of a time where I had an almost TPK during one of my campaigns.

Granted, I played that entire campaign with the idea that "shit is fucked and everything is against you guys", but I gave a way out.

They just.

[grizzled forge]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-ogryn-rock-gif-10374488513425509350

[agile raven]

Flubbed rolls really hard and I rolled well.

[spark plume]

He became mythical to the dark eldar because of it. I came up with some made up eldar word they called him

[feral nacelle]

I hate this

[agile raven]

It isn't made up.
It's just Mon-Keigh.

[spark plume]

The best

[agile raven]

Oh it was 5e, but it was like.

Mostly homebrew.

[spark plume]

Man I miss ttrpgs. It's just so hard to get a group together when you're 30 and all your friends have families and/or work 50 hours a week

[agile raven]

A lot of stuff from the Book of Beautiful Horrors which meant I really got to fuck these guys over when I felt like it.

[astral laurel]

I want to play more TTRPGs

[agile raven]

I think we all do.

[elder merlin]

I just made my sona out one thing i've been called irl and 2 favorite animals

[astral laurel]

Right now all I play is PF2 on Saturday mornings

[spark plume]

Would you guys be open to one over discord using tabletop sim or something?

[astral laurel]

Not TTS

Don't like TTS

[spark plume]

Idk some kind of online interface

Anything

[astral laurel]

I have the most experience with Roll20

But there's other ones

[spark plume]

I've only played in person but I am craving ttrpg so I'd settle for obline

[astral laurel]

I just cannot stand how TTS operates

[agile raven]

Having too much of a good time?
BOOM warp poisoning!

[elder merlin]

Perhaps

[astral laurel]

It's very unintuitive.

[spark plume]

Time zones are just the main problem

It's 2:30pm for me now

[astral laurel]

yup

It's 0030

[spark plume]

Cursed to live in Australia

[astral laurel]

You could do play by post

[spark plume]

Ehhhhhhh not for me

[astral laurel]

At one point I was debating running a play by post Root TTRPG game because the Root TTRPG is super narrative

[spark plume]

I really wanna run an imperium maledictum campaign though

[astral laurel]

I also want to play more Pathfinder D:

I always have and always will

And some form of cyberpunk TTRPG, be it Shadowrun or Cyberpunk

[ripe tangle]

I'd like to play these with you in the near future Cyrus

[astral laurel]

It'd be neat but I don't know anyone who'd run 'em D:

[feral nacelle]

Terminator armor is the astartes equivalent to being forklift certified and nobody can tell me different

[astral laurel]

Fun fact: I am forklift certified.

[ripe tangle]

my biggest gripe with Pathfinder and Shadowrun however are how number-crunchy they get, but that's okay, the constant math is both a blessing and a curse XD

[astral laurel]

I need more experience with it because it's very recent but I am forklift certified :>

[feral nacelle]

Fun fact: i came while reading this

[ripe tangle]

it makes the game better in a way, and also less fun at times

[astral laurel]

Please never say this to me again

[feral nacelle]

Sorry

[gilded socket]

I hope i can get some real sleep for once

[feral nacelle]

Im a chaplain with a fun twist

I have a centurion armor

[astral laurel]

PF2 is a bit easier on the crunch. Still crunchier than 5e but in a good way.

[ripe tangle]

fair enough XD

[halcyon glen]

Oogie

Calling sister midnight

[astral laurel]

Everything is pretty basic arithmetic and better laid out than in PF1

[somber stream]

Long day huh?

[spark plume]

Attack on titan is peak mainstream slop and nobody can tell me otherwise

[spark plume]

Levi gives me wood

https://tenor.com/view/levi-ackerman-beast-titan-gif-4831420697242837884

[grizzled forge]

corrupted ogryn fight

[feral nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-thinking-scratch-monkey-gif-15272665

[elder merlin]

[spark plume]

Imagine if there's no advanced alien life because every civilisation has developed AI and died to climate change while gooning to AI slop

[feral nacelle]

Humanity is doomed

We ain't even worth assimilating

Goon slop every day

[elder merlin]

Eat him

[feral nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-5837147549451255056

[grizzled forge]

oh no, i need to go to work to earn money and cover my living needs

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

we need to bring back rage memes

[somber stream]

Do some human stuff

[astral laurel]

I don't know if we do

[spark plume]

Modern work is a scam and slavery, take me back to hunter gatherer times where I die to exposure or a tooth infection in my 20s

[elder merlin]

Is your sona that one specific vulture that only eats bones?

[fiery wave]

So suffer and die?

[grizzled forge]

yay cancer

[astral laurel]

Bearded vultures don't only eat bones, but about 70% of their diet is bone yes

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but suffer and die faster

[elder merlin]

Nice

[spark plume]

I'd rather die of cancer in my 70s than dysentery in my 20s

[fiery wave]

I still find it funny how you can just shrug off tooth infections nowadays.

[spark plume]

Antibiotics are one hell of a drug. Literally

[fiery wave]

Even without them.

[grizzled forge]

need more, need endless life

[astral laurel]

I had cancer once. Didn't kill me

[spark plume]

Watch Altered Carbon

Or Pantheon

[grizzled forge]

[spark plume]

Pantheon was such a good show

But it only streamed in Australia

Not the US

It's about technology being developed that lets people scan their brain with lasers to upload their consciousness to the cloud @grizzled forge

But it kills the person

Like disintegrates their brain

[solar horizon]

Sometimes havoc director js throws things thats just outright impossible

[spark plume]

So it's basically just a copy of them

[grizzled forge]

nvm cuz im from russia

[solar horizon]

[spark plume]

https://youtu.be/YE49pA_eDX0?si=JEIxOm6YmfVQF0CK

Watch this

It will give you the heebie jeebies

[somber stream]

Overcoming impossible odds with the sheer power of will

[fiery wave]

Do you want a copy of yourself to not be you?

[solar horizon]

I fucking love this scene, gives me so much ideas to think about

[fiery wave]

Pifft.

[grizzled forge]

ok i'll watch it all later

[elder merlin]

I'll take the dysentery in my 20s if it meant i can get out of this life faster

[spark plume]

You seen Pantheon?

[fiery wave]

You really wanna dook yourself to death or summthing?

[grizzled forge]

People change many times throughout their lives, they do not have a true self.

[spark plume]

It's probably the most disturbing "death" scene I've ever seen too

His cognitive decline as his brain gets dissolved

[grizzled forge]

we are already copies around a certain "core", cells are always changing to new ones

[spark plume]

Yes but if your brain literally gets destroyed and a copy of your consciousness uploaded to a PC, you are dead

Your line of consciousness is over

There is just basically a clone of you existing

[fiery wave]

Eh, most stay as is to a degree. People can be hard to change, you know?

[spark plume]

"You" will not be experiencing life in the PC

Just a copy of you

You will be dead

Same principle as the Mauler twins from Invincible

[fiery wave]

You know that game where teleportation is just copy pasting your mind/memories.

[spark plume]

Nope

[fiery wave]

SOMA.

I think.

[spark plume]

Shit Out of My Asshole

(Idk what it is)

[grizzled forge]

1. you can put brain in your computer
2. you can put computer in your brain
3. you can create better life that have brain more smart then yours
4. you can create a better AI that make us life little bit longer

[spark plume]

Only way to experience true functional biological immortality of humans discounting disease, murder and accidents is if we find a way to alter our genes to stop our telomeres from degrading

[elder merlin]

Shit, might as well

[fiery wave]

That is the title of the game. Like seriously, you couldn't be bothered to Google?

[round mica]

can’t wait to see to the slop rotation tonight

[solar horizon]

Nope, but ive seen this specific scene many times over

[spark plume]

I know it's the title of the game but I don't care enough to google it

[grizzled forge]

maybe real AI can help us make this

[spark plume]

You should really watch it

[elder merlin]

Fuckin Soma

[solar horizon]

It gives me alot of insights of how servitors work, and to an extent, cyberpunk's soul killer

[spark plume]

Soul killer is also spooky

[solar horizon]

I love body horror

Its why i love mechanicus so much

[spark plume]

Watch the show man, it's amazing

[solar horizon]

[spark plume]

I'm so sad it got buried

[fiery wave]

It fits the karking topic we are on.

[spark plume]

Probably for being too prophetic and critical of corporations

[solar horizon]

Ill get to it, my schedule is so fucked rn

[elder merlin]

I dont even want immortality, i just want to stop aging at the age of 22-25, im perfectly fine with dying 50 years later though

[spark plume]

I don't want to die but I think being immortal would be a curse

[elder merlin]

Dying is like sleeping, but permanent

[spark plume]

Sleep is just death being shy

[fiery wave]

You mean 21. Or 18. Cos your reflexes get worse after 25.

[elder merlin]

And no one has ever come back from death to complain about it, so it cant be that bad

[round mica]

have you been dead before

[elder merlin]

Damn, 22 then

[solar horizon]

Honestly, in this economy? Living a long life os a luxury

[spark plume]

Atheist certainty in nothing after death is just as much blind faith as religious people being certain heaven or reincarnation exists

NOBODY KNOWS

[fiery wave]

You mean just living.

[solar horizon]

True

[fiery wave]

Wait, dying is also a luxury.

[grizzled forge]

dying is nothing

[spark plume]

Depends on the country. Poor people live relatively well here

[elder merlin]

Do you remember before you were born?

[fiery wave]

It costs a new monster PC to die here.

[solar horizon]

But at the same time i want mechanicus/cyberpunk implants

[round mica]

Aslong as when i die where i go has unlimited protein and a nice weight room

[spark plume]

I don't remember being 1 year old, doesn't mean nothing happened then

[solar horizon]

I want to be part of the mechanicus

[fiery wave]

Or they'll hound ppl for it.

[solar horizon]

[elder merlin]

[grizzled forge]

lets build a depressed universe of Warhammer in real life

[round mica]

there are apparently people who are able to remember being born

which i call cap

[spark plume]

Curly dog

[round mica]

speaking of caps

[solar horizon]

First thing im doing is joining the mechanicus

[round mica]

I can't even remember when my brain became sentient around 4 years old

if you’re born feet first does that mean at some point in your life your mom is a hat?

[grizzled forge]

never

[round mica]

It's funny when you see that In kids when the auto pilot turns off

[grizzled forge]

you are just a little soldier

[spark plume]

If your dad ever roasts you just tell him you've been deeper inside his wife than he ever has

[round mica]

I think it's like 4 years old or 5 iirc

Morning folks

[solar horizon]

Hell even being a skitarii would do

Idm

[astral basin]

Ever seen the show “monk”?
“Im afraid of not having clothes on. My mother was there, the doctor was slapping me, i was crying…”

[round mica]

if i keep manifesting the 26th is tomorrow it will happen in 6 days

[elder merlin]

What a show that was

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-sure-whatever-baby-yoda-manifesting-gif-24660644

[gilded socket]

I loved that show as a kid

[spark plume]

Cat selfie flashbang

[round mica]

i was more of a house guy

House

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[grizzled forge]

try me if you dare

[solar horizon]

Oh yeahh since we have image perms here i wanna show the pictures i recently got back of my cosplay

[grizzled forge]

[round mica]

bro is whiter than light

[solar horizon]

[marsh iris]

dr. houwuse

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/wayniss-cats-kittens-cute-cutie-gif-16883284

Witewawy doctew howse

[spark plume]

The Blacklist is very good

Well not very good

[astral basin]

They had different vibes
Monk was a hypochondriac detective
House was a bitter med professional

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-25441418

[spark plume]

But it's good

What's the old actor's name again? He voiced Ultron

[round mica]

Man that show was wild

[spark plume]

James Spader

I wanted to say Kevin Hart for some reason even though I knew it was wrong

[round mica]

kevin hart as ultron?

insane

[grizzled forge]

whiter than Mr White

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-muslim-gif-22785295

[spark plume]

I want a 40k rpg in the same vein as cyberpunk

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-dance-slinky-ferret-dancing-gif-15881741

[thick fog]

40k romance scene real

[grizzled forge]

https://tenor.com/view/feet-cat-feet-stretch-cat-stretch-look-at-feet-gif-5954041683533564523

[spark plume]

I mean romance exists in 40k

[round mica]

ferrets are so funny

[thick fog]

Make it with the slanessh demon and everyone gonna freak the fuck out

[spark plume]

Never ask PirateSoftware about the ferret artwork he drew before working for Blizzard

[round mica]

Maldavius Figtree reigns supreme

[thick fog]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-black-footed-ferret-black-footed-goofy-silly-gif-7414558264260005310

[round mica]

What happened to the guy who always posted his ferrets here

[thick fog]

Banned for something I forgot

[grizzled forge]

[round mica]

too many ferrets

[thick fog]

Talk to the zealot chat because of course is the place they know

[round mica]

turned the mods into furries

got banned

[astral basin]

Cyberpunk-esque 40k
Half the scene deaths you achieve are being assassinated. At least one of them via drukhari

[thick fog]

Friendly fire

[round mica]

gears has the fursona of a gerbil

[grizzled forge]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-ogryn-rock-gif-10374488513425509350

[marsh iris]

the rock says

[thick fog]

Big rat with glasses smh

[grizzled forge]

make a furry wolves xenos to start a hunt to this creatures

[round mica]

🪨
🫴🏼

🫳🏼💨🪨

[grizzled forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[round mica]

you walk down the street and a shrimp falls on your shoulder, what do you do?

[grizzled forge]

ive got shrimped

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-get-shrimped-shrimps-xshrimps-shrimps247-gif-11762995445794720009

[gilded socket]

The old halo 2 design of the odst is growing on me

[final herald]

They are pretty cool but 3s is just utterly iconic

[astral basin]

Honestly. You wouldnt have to do much to mod cyberpunk into 40k
Strip the neons. Turn the corpo talk into administratum and ecclesiarchy.
Voodoo boys into a cult.
Swap out the extra hacking for psycker shiz
More cogs for augs and general scenery. Ripper docs for mechanicum

[thick fog]

Wait the second armor for the warbond is supposed to be based of that design?

[round mica]

Making some texmex this week 😋

(Just doing a southern spin on beef burritoes)

[astral basin]

Mf when mex is more south than tex

[gilded socket]

No, not at all

The second armor set is based off of the ONI Agent known as DARE

[vocal remnant]

nah the warbond is the Halo 3 design and yeah, Dare

[gilded socket]

Kinda already explained that but ok

[elder merlin]

Would he also be as short?

[astral basin]

One more week b4 the helldivers hell dive with the hell divers

[vocal glen]

Does the untouchable operative penance stop counting if I play something other than Auric?

[gilded socket]

I dont know

Probably

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-robot-stare-ball-gif-14148659

[vocal glen]

As in, I’m at 5/10, if I go play a damnation mission does it restart?

[elder merlin]

We'll put you the ringer

Though it wont be nearly as bad as it used to be

[astral basin]

Friend o mine wants to throw me n my duo to the bots straight oughta boot camp

[elder merlin]

Lol

Im not gonna be too mean, i'll start @sleek harness and @gilded socket off at 5, then when they get used to that i'll take 'em to 10

[gilded socket]

What you want

[elder merlin]

Thought i do have to atleast complete one of every mission level with them so they can unlock all the difficulties themselves

[vocal remnant]

from my experience with auric storm survivor then no, however for the 10/10 one I did do that all in one take over a few days.

[somber stream]

I have 3 recruits eagerly to dive at 10 straight out the camp.

Let’s see if the incendiary corp will make a return. Forge by fire is the best

[elder merlin]

Maybe i'll ask them what they wanna do when it releases

[elder merlin]

Drop and give me 50, Poozer

[vocal glen]

Never mind, next Auric I loaded into, poxburster instantly killed me

[vocal remnant]

ooooooof

[somber stream]

Kill them back

[astral basin]

Sploot

[vocal glen]

They died in the process I believe

[somber stream]

Kill their relatives to compensate

[vocal remnant]

it's honestly dumb mid way join missions don't count but you do lose your streak if you die

[vocal glen]

Wut?

RIP

[somber stream]

I hate bursters so much, responsible for 80% of my deaths

[stoic sparrow]

i just posted this in the ogryn chat. i think its a pretty big bug for ogryn lmg dps.

i think the +5% crit chance is completely broken rn
im trying to get a boss shredder lmg for havoc and im critting like crazy
i have 5.5% chance when firing, but im getting 6 crit shots in a row every time
in total, about 1/3rd of all of my shots are crits despite such a low chance
its consistent across all 3 marks. can anyone verify or tell me if that is intended? it definitely seems like a bug.

[round mica]

Bursters suck

And trappers smh

[somber stream]

Nah, they blow

Eh?

[vocal remnant]

you have to join a match before the first medicae iirc, anything after and the game just wont give you progress

[round mica]

I want someone to make a meme of the come outside we wont jump you buts its all the disablers and elites in dt

https://tenor.com/view/mobile-suit-gundam-0083-stardust-memory-walking-mobile-suit-gif-6736054601623761864

[vocal remnant]

the Believe trailer ads are still some of the best.

Second best is the Gears 2 trailer.

[elder merlin]

"I used the shotgun" me too, friend, me too

I used to be a fair bit decent at stickin people though

[round mica]

The gears trailers were peak cinema at the time

[elder merlin]

Used to make my friends mad at the lan parties

[gilded socket]

How about you drop and give me 50 dollars

Old man

[elder merlin]

Thats it, im leaving you to fend for yourself on the stalker variant planets on level 10 on the 26th

Live or die, its up to you

[vocal remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNCF6sDymRc

[gilded socket]

Ok

[lethal solstice]

Normal behavior, this is called a crit string

[elder merlin]

Oh whoops

[lethal solstice]

Some guns, when they crit, cause multiple shots to count as critical hits

[stoic sparrow]

the crit string makes sense, but it is happening way too often

[round mica]

Me 🤝 kebab shop boss man

[lethal solstice]

A good example is the vigilant autoguns, which are (mostly) burst weapons
They crit for the duration of a burst and not a single shot

[lethal solstice]

Pretty sure crit stringed shots can crit

Ask Path

[blissful kiln]

they can't afaik

[lethal solstice]

Ask path anyway

[blissful kiln]

or rather, they don't cause further strings

[lethal solstice]

They can tell you how and why it works better than almost anyone

[astral laurel]

I recognize that pfp.

[elder merlin]

Bug

[round mica]

Doin me a hekn confuse

[astral laurel]

I saw them in the DRG server when I was in there

[somber stream]

Dang, nosebled out of nowhere

Dying fr fr

[fierce cave]

Hooray

[somber stream]

Guess it's bug BBQ today

[thick fog]

Next warbond please

[rustic ore]

Might sound harsh cuase I want to believe the devs care about this game but seeing as the Buff stacking crash was identified and fixed by PC modders within hours of the Patch....If Fatshark doesn't have a console fix for it within a week they are just plain bad at their jobs

[thick fog]

The crash only occurs when playing Arbites?

[somber stream]

Usually with bugs at this magnitude, another patch will pop up in 3-4 days

[rustic ore]

It's game wide not just Arby. Just more apparent on Arby with the right talents since EO fix

[fierce cave]

I'm so hungry I could eat a

[thick fog]

I played Ogryn for hours and not had single crash

I swap to Arbites and start crashing a lot

[vocal remnant]

did you know an unfinished Lancer texture is in the files of Demon Souls. (PS3)

[thick fog]

That's funny

[rustic ore]

Arby's talents when built right stack so many buffs at once it causes the crash when combined with teammate party buffs. Other classes triggers and timers stagger it enough to prevent crashes

[thick fog]

Also Dom real

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-eating-and-then-looking-into-camera-gif-13464031335976528064

[fierce cave]

He's ded

[vocal remnant]

Whether it was part of a pack FROM got from Microsoft, or just an artist personal project is unknown.

[thick fog]

Insane we have not gotten any news and trailer for Eday

[vocal remnant]

but as you can see

[thick fog]

And Reloaded is releasing in a week

Too bad people gonna be playing HD2 on Xbox

[somber stream]

talking about rough launch day

[thick fog]

Microsoft about to bomb and shut down Coalition

[round mica]

Microsoft is their own worse enemy type shit

[thick fog]

The release date for HD2 and Gears Reloaded same day can't be a coincidence lol

[somber stream]

Sony strikes again

[thick fog]

At least I already got my reloaded key as I own the Ultimate remaster for free

[round mica]

I'm excited for the gow remastered campaigns

The multi-player is a different story

[somber stream]

Do they do slurs over there

[thick fog]

Cowards remaster first game twice but not the trilogy

[round mica]

The playstation players discovering what cover spam is

Nah there's just a spam system that makes you basically untouchable

If you know how to use it you can't take dmg

Your just spamming cover to cover transfers in like a hall way

[somber stream]

Sounds like a snooze fest

[round mica]

Combine this w shotgun and you have some very angry players

[thick fog]

Hope that Eday will be good

[vocal remnant]

I know its an update to a remaster but at least it's coming with multiplayer.

[thick fog]

And please have horde mode

[elder merlin]

Jean Claude Van Dam ogryn when?

[vocal remnant]

i'm still sad that the red dead redemption 1 remaster didn't come with it's online

[thick fog]

I wish to play gears horde

But Microsoft too lazy want remaster trilogy

[round mica]

I crave rd1 remaster so bad but it needs a complete overhaul

[round mica]

Oh wait there's allready one that's been done??

Iv been living under a rock smh

[vocal remnant]

yeah it came out a few months back on pc but it's only the single player.

[marsh iris]

remaster real life

[vocal remnant]

I forget if undead nightmare comes with

[elder merlin]

I need 2 and 3

[whole karma]

Does quickplay auric with 3 xp curios gain more xp than Maelstrom with 3 xp curios

[round mica]

Pretty sure it does

Next up is auric mals, then havoc iirc?

In terms of rescource

[whole karma]

My bad , meant aurix maelstrom

[round mica]

Yeah auric mals will give more I think ?

I havnt done a auric mal in a while

[whole karma]

gonna have to test it

I feel like I barely get any xp increase running havoc 40s

could be wrong tho

[round mica]

I know havoc gives none except at the end of the week

You get like maybe 60 of the useless one iirc?

I got somewhere around 3k Diamantine from my havoc weekly reward

Only got to 21 tho lol

Oh lmao

I'm talking about rescource I am a fool

[whole karma]

Also have to factor the ratio between guaranteed Auric Maelstrom wins and havoc 40 director deciding to kill you for no reason

[round mica]

Auric mals gonna be alot easier than havoc

For me it's the boss spam and the gunners

We had 1 pogryn 2 twins then a lieutenant all in the space of 5 mins

[whole karma]

Sounds about right

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-angry-cat-angry-black-cat-angry-black-cat-gif-8431628872897666919

My honest reaction to the ai director when he do this

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-tweak-tweaking-what-gif-1547006946285359423

[marsh iris]

fixed

[round mica]

That's cool that Rockstar finally brought it to pc

Is rd2 pc yet?

[somber stream]

Red dead 2?

Been PC for years

[vocal remnant]

I think Doots been in a warp storm

[round mica]

Yeah

[vocal remnant]

though no RDR 1 multiplayer which is a shame.

[round mica]

Would explain the tentacles

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aj2Pt5vWT8

[blissful kiln]

i wish a warpstorm would put me back idk 20 years ago

[pale sun]

New updates. More crashes. Damn

[somber stream]

It made some cinematic stuff

[fierce cave]

Sus words Licht

[somber stream]

Go jump off a cliff bug

[round mica]

Hey duu-tchie take me to taihiti
Doooby doo be do dah dah

[fierce cave]

@misty trench kill this guy

[gilded socket]

I want to go gliding without a parachute!

[fierce cave]

Boo

[drowsy prawn]

god I should actually play that game sometime, brought it on sales ages ago and it's just sitting there

[gilded socket]

What

[round mica]

Hey little trelawny I know that I have tb
Dooby doo be do dah dah

[somber stream]

It's good

[round mica]

THIS IS STUCK IN MY HEAD

[somber stream]

So good that i have to uninstall because i couldn't bring myself to finish it

[round mica]

SEnd help

[somber stream]

(I'm not joking)

[round mica]

It's 10/10

[somber stream]

What is

[round mica]

Hey little trelawny I know that I have tb
Dooby doo be do dah dah

[somber stream]

What song is it

[round mica]

Stupid rd2 song parody of bumble bee

[fierce cave]

I think witchdoctor

[round mica]

https://youtu.be/fZcoBQSJJOs?si=8YVI6dQUJISMZ3RY

Please Rockstar we need a rd3

[somber stream]

2030

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-i-don’t-need-it-i-definitely-don’t-need-it-thirsty-gif-17101453146721253330

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77WpA6a_jA&list=RDL77WpA6a_jA&start_radio=1

[oblique arrow]

anyone have any tips for trying to run the game on a laptop? my friend struggles with a 3050 16gb of ram all low settings

[round mica]

Does anyone like the toots and maytals?

I love their version of country road

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-coffin-just-woke-up-wwe-gif-5289384

[fierce cave]

He told me to jump off a cliff

[drowsy prawn]

running fartshark games on a laptop is liable to turning it into an IED

[fierce cave]

Send him to the shadow realm

[drowsy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-bell-explode-hurt-locker-gif-13883428

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-bebop-spike-spiegel-andy-anime-fight-mexican-standoff-gif-26549621

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/eastwood-solanagifs-four-mexican-standoff-kid-confused-kid-mexican-standoff-gif-1050989414080826857

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-kane-undertaker-vs-kane-undertaker-ring-undertaker-and-kane-gif-2342573037034624524

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-beatdown-jujutsu-kaisen-2v1-gif-19722418

[drowsy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-bebop-gif-11423938

[fierce cave]

Me and @misty trench fr

[drowsy prawn]

abe still trying to save glorious nippon from the astral, truly based

[somber stream]

He will be missed

[long sigil]

what is that HAVE SEX

[lyric badger]

My ogryn and I provoking the DH for no good reason

[somber stream]

🫵

Your country share similar fate

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cat-funny-cat-flashbang-flashbang-gif-8479999063609699416

[somber stream]

Be the Hero

Repopulate Korea

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-milk-gif-6919750708092698197

[somber stream]

Okay nvm.

[lyric badger]

Play limbus company

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

[fierce cave]

@gilded socket rn

[lyric badger]

iirc South korea also pays everything for english teachers to fly over and teach classes for their students. like legit everything paid for + a salary. though that also means stricter work and more resitrictions

[lyric badger]

One must imagine them happy

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-the-punisher-frank-castle-marvel-cause-i-liked-it-hell-i-loved-it-gif-24009360

[lyric badger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1003164333192261652/7E81F81E-D26B-4D22-B962-DE59FFB036A3.gif

[ebon dawn]

sitting here wondering what class to level next

[gilded socket]

Why

[somber stream]

I'm convinced Gura can make big bucks even if she quit Toobing from singing alone

[blissful kiln]

do your duty, Bart

[somber stream]

Oops. I mean Saba

[lyric badger]

The gif I wanna send in reply would get me banned

https://tenor.com/view/mad-gif-20401110

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-angry-mad-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-gif-17424729

[fierce cave]

Do it

You wont

[lyric badger]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-the-lion-is-listening-csm-small-dog-gif-17315110565124253482

You are right, I like being here

[fierce cave]

Send it to me

Dm

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/owm-midget-running-gif-25005046

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-cat-gremlin-cat-goblin-cat-uncomfortable-cat-gif-27024634

[lyric badger]

https://imgur.com/jnQu1ow

4K CAT GID

DISTRACTION

[marsh iris]

is this real life

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-oh-yes-yes-o-yeah-yes-no-yes-go-on-yea-yes-gif-14382673246413447193

[lyric badger]

it can be\

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-2099-spiderman-meme-spider-verse-across-the-spider-verse-miguel-o'hara-gif-8522749035714148258

Average havoc 30+ expereince

[fierce cave]

Who wants to stroke it

[lyric badger]

imd oing it rn

[marsh iris]

me

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dms-check-dms-dm-check-dms-rn-check-dms-right-now-gif-11527576810432364734

[fierce cave]

Bet frfr

[gilded socket]

Not with a 19 ft pole maybe

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/moonjaeang-moonjaein-trump-gif-14755278

[fierce cave]

I was lied to

https://tenor.com/view/fullmetal-alchelmist-roy-mustang-no-yuri-yuri-gif-6751361902066081412

[lethal solstice]

Took you a minute

[lyric badger]

mfw we are making out full on tongue and touching in dms but no one can prove it

[fierce cave]

Took you a minute to respond

[fierce cave]

Me?

[lethal solstice]

You have no idea how hard it was not to make comments about your
Argumentative tendencies
While watching them

[fierce cave]

No....

I.would never

[gilded socket]

Yes

[stable fox]

[ebon dawn]

the bay harbor dm-freak was you all along

[lethal solstice]

I have this channel muted and I was taking a shower

[lyric badger]

I dint believe I said any names, why you self reportin

[ebon dawn]

ew showers? foul

become one with the stank and filth

[lyric badger]

https://tenor.com/view/whatthenurgle-nurgle-whatthe-what-gif-9353268502911546931

[lethal solstice]

Unlike some people I do things like Go Outside and Work A Job

[ebon dawn]

as do i, which is why i also clean myself often

showered today, shall shower tomorrow

[lethal solstice]

Wasn’t trying to dig at you btw

Realized it definitely sounds like that after the fact

[ebon dawn]

nah, digging at those tumblrinas that want to get laid but smell like moldy fritos

that or... sdiybt

[ebon dawn]

sometimes ya find gold in there

https://tenor.com/view/twilight-alice-sdiybt-digging-digging-in-yo-butt-gif-8810074547368891594

[marsh iris]

[ebon dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/leyendo-hora-de-aventura-gif-9197092043844343856

[hidden trout]

embeds in gen chat were a mistake

[ebon dawn]

ill embed you

[somber stream]

So was humanity

[astral laurel]

I haven't seen you in here before so

[somber stream]

And now, a poem.

In quiet towns where lanterns glow,
The rivers whisper, seasons flow.
A cradle waits, a gentle song,
For hearts to grow where roots belong.

Hope plants its seed in tender hands,
New laughter springs across the lands.
Through love and care, the future’s spun—
A rising dawn, a brighter sun.

[astral laurel]

And I have to sleep besides.

[ebon dawn]

you speak a truth so vile, yet a lie so golden

[somber stream]

Truth can be troubled not defeated

[ebon dawn]

truth can be hidden, but not forgotten

in fact

i hide it in my butt, so when you see me diggin im just weeding out liars

[somber stream]

Interesting

[ebon dawn]

as are you

anyways im off to level up john darktide

[somber stream]

Kill heretic a plenty

[worn quail]

Yipee yaoi

[ebon dawn]

cleansing is my profession

the smell of freshly mopped heretical blood gets me off

[halcyon glen]

Wake up it’s a beautiful morning

Wake up it’s a beautiful day

[somber stream]

Through warp and shadow His vision guides,
The shield of Man where darkness hides.
O Emperor, in Thee we trust -
Immortal spirit, undying, just.

Okay i'll stop making poems now, was in a mood

[somber stream]

Doing great Bart

[prisma cypress]

hot rod chomper op

[long sigil]

low tide

[inner nimbus]

aces low

[quick pendant]

i genuinly hate the discord UI devs, why the hell did they think its a good idea to remove the inbox and remove the notification by server functionality

[ebon dawn]

to piss you off

[quick pendant]

🚬 smh UI devs trying to validate their existance by moving one thing a week to the left

[dull violet]

man psyker just isn't fun

[long sigil]

shield luncher

[dull violet]

certified

play flame staff psyker or fuck off

[leaden kernel]

Yeah. Not a fan. Chewing my way thrugh the last three levels.

[quick pendant]

psyker needs all the points and all the gear maxxed before you're allowed to have fun

[dull violet]

you can't say that and disagree with me

[leaden kernel]

I would rather use my bog standard InfLas than play psyker. At least that's fun.

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-swim-in-milk-cat-kitty-milk-milk-cat-gif-23473453

[inner nimbus]

they fucking what now

[dull violet]

what do i take away from this?

[outer jasper]

I got a poem too

I stick my finger up my ass,
a stinky spell I now shall cast.

an incantation full of farts,
feel the wrath of my dark arts.

[inner nimbus]

discord try not to be shit challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[lyric badger]

man aint using the infinite throwing knive build 🥀

[inner nimbus]

ok burgerpants hamburger

[quick pendant]

my inbox is gone, i cant view each notification from each server seperately its all one tab

[halcyon glen]

Where is Hank?

[somber stream]

Okay Dastardly Doo Doo Devourer

[hidden trout]

dead

i killed hank

i shot a rumbler at his feet

[halcyon glen]

Have you been to Coney Island?

[outer jasper]

someone posted a funny in the vermintide 2 server a while ago I havent forgotten it

[ripe tangle]

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/IPbrOi5cOGM

[somber stream]

FUCKING APP CRASHED

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[somber stream]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes Lucia?

[ripe tangle]

🫂

[halcyon glen]

I need to go to Coney Island

Calling sister midnight

[somber stream]

Oh autosave, noice

[ripe tangle]

Coney Island the place in New York or Coney Island the Hot Dog place?

[leaden kernel]

Aren't they the same?

[halcyon glen]

New York

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-new-york-city-nyc-gif-18761284

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-winston-ian-mcshane-gif-26312122

[winged swift]

What are the

battle for tertium missions?

[fierce cave]

Smash teto next question

[winged swift]

i was tryna push up the flashing i ♥️ny gif, that shit was annoying as shit

if i opt out of them, will it stop putting me in karnak twin games?

[lilac crag]

I awake again

hello chat

[somber stream]

Ello ello Alex

[lilac crag]

Eya licht

[jaunty path]

Sigma sigma sigma

[lilac crag]

hi... agent... missus?

[jaunty path]

What is this NY aesthetic....it's not all big buildings here lmao.

If you want the new york you see all the time. Just go to Manhattan

It will drive you crazy. But it's there.

[round mica]

Hello freinds 👋

[lilac crag]

Hola doot

[round mica]

Here's some breakdancing ducks

[lilac crag]

awesome

[ripe tangle]

tbh, the NYC outside Manhattan afaik is mostly normal city stuff, Manhattan is business and also tourists, and tourists are business.

[jaunty path]

Yeah

It's nice here

But I hate cars

I despise vehicles.

[spiral perch]

Is flame VS Psyker a bad build to be playing Auric with randoms?

I feel like it rarely get to do my job because I have to have melee out 90% of the time defend myself from constant trash mobs (constantly being left behind or otherwise running up behind me) my teammates ignore. I do not get to build up stacks, I don't seem to get to snowball off of elite kills and it takes a million years to kill straggling mobs with the staff so I basically never get to use it

Sometimes i get lucky and the horde spawns near me at a choke and I can build stacks, VS, swap melee, and build uncanny stacks and 100% solo the whole horde. But usually things don't work out so cleanly.

The playerbase for this game seems way way way worse than vermintide and no one seems to group up for hordes and work together at all.

Is a scier build with smite and the moonlight greatsword a better idea?

[round mica]

Thanks for attending my Ted talk , bye chat 👋

[ripe tangle]

ngl, I wish more cities were made to be walkable.

[jaunty path]

I know right??

I remember that privilge I have every day

[lilac crag]

scrier build with smite ain't great

[jaunty path]

It may be shitty but at least I don't need a car to get from point A to B

Atleast I'm not fucking STRANDED

[lilac crag]

it seems you have your gripes with randoms being bad and you're unable to use your flame often but that's unfortunately how it rolls

[ripe tangle]

you can still have a gridded city that’s pedestrian friendly, Barcelona, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, NYC, Osaka, all good examples.

[jaunty path]

I think Airports are a good example of making a place walkable

of course not at the same scale but like

[spiral perch]

I figured it might be tankier; looks like you can get 60%ish crit pretty easy and it has a soulflame blessing (the big sword)

[jaunty path]

It is pretty good

I wish we had Japans Trainsit system man

I wish we had the same train doors

I don't know why its just open to fall on the tracks. That's dangerous

if I ever go to japan. I want to try and ride the trains

[ripe tangle]

You know what else is dangerous?

Me, when you’re a Heretic.

[jaunty path]

I've been told its very silent on the train

[jaunty path]

stares at you with a bored face

triggers a trapper netgun quick time event

5 sseconds..

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-sniper-ogryn-death-trapper-gif-7228510628857388018

[lyric badger]

who is hairy tick

[ripe tangle]

kills the Trapper

[jaunty path]

too slow

Folded by the trapper....classic lucia play...

[lyric badger]

I had this happen in real time to my friend

[somber stream]

I heard these bad boy can survive being stomped on by titans, the armour i mean. The wearer dies

[jaunty path]

time to eat whopper

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/off-mortis-ghost-the-batter-gif-26825411

[lilac crag]

where do you find these gifs

[round mica]

I just honestly be stealing em from here

[jaunty path]

mexico

[lilac crag]

I will explode you

[round mica]

Its all free real estate

You can just take em home no one will stop you

[lilac crag]

that's true I've seen some real eye openers from you lot

[stable fox]

[ripe tangle]

rn, I'm eating spaghetti

and it's 3 in the morning

[round mica]

Heck yea

[lilac crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kafka-kafka-pat-kafka-pat-pat-star-rail-kafka-gif-18237468654021638914

[round mica]

Real spaghetti hours

[lilac crag]

why no eep

night shift?

[somber stream]

She's batman

[lilac crag]

licht..

[somber stream]

Ah sorry

[ripe tangle]

I normally work night shift, but I'm still off from having Covid

[somber stream]

Bat woman

[jaunty path]

fnaf

[ripe tangle]

even though I'm pretty much over the sickness now

[lilac crag]

how come you got covid Lucia?

[ripe tangle]

I got it from my Dad

[halcyon glen]

E

[gilded socket]

Scab trappers r hot

[lilac crag]

that is tragic

[ripe tangle]

and he got it from being at Hospital and not washing his hands while there

[gilded socket]

Or maybe im far gone

[lilac crag]

that is even more tragic

hope your dad's okay

[ripe tangle]

he's fine

[jaunty path]

genetic inheritance...

[drowsy prawn]

ranked 30th on Steam Top Sellers in my region

wtf

[lilac crag]

" my proudest penis is gone "

[ripe tangle]

he was at the hospital because my mom was admitted

[round mica]

It was better in my head..

[lilac crag]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[ripe tangle]

she was admitted because the pharmacist gave her the wrong medicine and it nearly killed her

[lilac crag]

what happened?

[somber stream]

Yikes

[lilac crag]

oh

jeez

[somber stream]

Is she well now?

[ripe tangle]

she's fine now, my dad's over his stint with covid

[round mica]

She should realistically not be working pharmacy if she's like that

[ripe tangle]

and now I'm finally getting over it

[round mica]

You should complain

[somber stream]

That's real good

[lyric badger]

time for headpats

[jaunty path]

sounds like grounds to sue.

[drowsy prawn]

payday time

[gilded socket]

I dont care

Its over for me

[drowsy prawn]

malpractice big business

[ripe tangle]

multiple people are currently giving that Pharmacy a lawsuit, including my parents

[jaunty path]

great

[round mica]

it was better in my head

[sage dragon]

see anything at gamescom worth looking into?

[round mica]

Good , shouldn't be working probably not the first time something like this has happened

[hidden trout]

valor mortis

[ripe tangle]

I should drink more water...

[hidden trout]

apparently the people who made ghost runner are making a first person soulslike game with napoleon soldiers as mutated monsters

[lethal solstice]

Watched part of the trailer

[somber stream]

Im interested