general-chat

[tawny gorge]

"""""investigate"""""

[fierce cave]

That is not drip

[tired inlet]

iit's a six year old screenshot

[fierce cave]

MINOR

[tawny gorge]

^^blind

he's got that leon kennedy jacket on

[fierce cave]

John wick from wish

[tired inlet]

Also I always play a Brotherhood of Steel if I can

[tawny gorge]

doesnt remotely look like john wick

[ocean widget]

"from wish"

[tired inlet]

they're just honest to god hypocritical pricks

[tawny gorge]

blind allegations may hold some truth to them

[tawny gorge]

hello

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919658172510273593/1271919312755753030/attachment-3-1-1.gif

[misty trench]

stanisms gonna be the shit that people 5000 years from now put in museums

[tawny gorge]

hopefuly not

[ocean widget]

damn this image said "20 August 2025"

[tawny gorge]

wait arent you british

i take all that back

wtf am i even saying

[tawny gorge]

yeah

i forgot you were british

[drowsy lynx]

Ultimate self report

[ocean widget]

theres liberty prime PA btw

[tawny gorge]

you play world of warships don't go around speaking about some self reports boah

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-rdr-red-dead-redemption-video-game-gameplay-gif-17892817

[tired inlet]

power armor is for people who plan to get hit.

[ocean widget]

yeah thats the whole purpose of flinging yourself at the enemy

[astral basin]

Can you imagine a darktide 2, where the rejects are picked up by the inquisition and thrown at another chaos infested world?

[tawny gorge]

Advanced Power Armour

[lilac sapphire]

Yes

Im sure theres no shortage of rejects or corrupted worlds

[tawny gorge]

issa big galaxy

with no canon

[astral basin]

Its got some canon

Lots of cannons actually

[ocean widget]

fucker

stole my joke

[tawny gorge]

power armour that heavily limits mobility is lamee

[heady turtle]

ok and the main enemy is a nurgle cult that turns a guard regiment into heretics imagine??!?!?!11´1+´???!´1´1

[astral basin]

A different cult

Not nurgle this time

More like

Genestealer

[tired inlet]

that's just the 2nd hive city, silly

[astral basin]

“Thats the neighborhood over”

[tawny gorge]

a squad of rejects is doing jackshit against organised genestealer cult

[tired inlet]

(is immediately shot and damnatio memoriae'd)

[gilded socket]

I really am a fuck up, oh well!

[steel anvil]

I could definitely see that although for now I can imagine more of a spiritual successor would work

[ocean widget]

we need slaanesh game but that wont happen because of the sex fanon

[tired inlet]

The T stands for Tyranid

[astral basin]

Slaany isnt just sexy tho…

[ocean widget]

yeah
thats why i said sex fanon and not sex canon

[astral basin]

Oh gods what was that movie with pin head and the acolytes

[ocean widget]

pinhead presumably

[astral basin]

🗞️

[tawny gorge]

Mr seX

[fading otter]

Hellraiser

[astral basin]

Hellraiser

Yes

[tawny gorge]

Helldivers cousin

[tired inlet]

Hellraiser, adapted by Clivew Barker on his short story "The Hellbound Heart"

the story is good; you should read it

[tired inlet]

the sequel goes..uhh..places

[astral basin]

The hellraiser franchise is essentially the cult of slaanesh’s true form

[tired inlet]

the hulu re-imagining was pretty good I think

and I've seen all 9

wish I didn't but I did

[tawny gorge]

i dont remember slaneesh ever making someone bigger than planet earth

[astral basin]

I meam… there are planets made of- nvm

[ocean widget]

now this could go in many different ways
and all of them slaanesh

[drowsy lynx]

What's the self report here? Surely I'm not gooning over warships

[tawny gorge]

gooning?

[tawny gorge]

what is this fool talking about

[ocean widget]

wankin on the boats

[tawny gorge]

how long would du bois take to turn to chaos

[ocean widget]

depends on which path

[tired inlet]

Tequila Sunset is his Chaos Marine name silly

[astral basin]

I wouldnt turn to chaos
I would be recycled into meat for some other monstrosity before i got the chance

[tawny grail]

Fuck it, hobo cop

[ocean widget]

you sleep in a bin and the game ends

[quick pendant]

MODS add a coma to his name

[tired inlet]

IMperial Fist, Alpha Legion, Night Lord, Ultramarine, Raven Guard, Emperor's Children, Black Legion

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-darkviperentertained-entertained-blue-ball-gif-8725442463997170474

[ocean widget]

just wait until you can figure out you can stick your thumb in your ass

[tired inlet]

the gesture of highest honor

[astral basin]

“Add a coma”
Mfs here tryna find better things to sleep in

[tawny gorge]

corpse starch volunteer

where are you from?

because saying i wouldnt turn to chaos while living on planet earth in the year 2025 is different than living in a hive world in 40k

[wintry fog]

Y'all ready to buy 20 DLCs for the next Dawn of War?

[ocean widget]

no

[blazing hawk]

Darktide vr when

[tired inlet]

was Dawn of War 3 like that?

[limber zealot]

Fuck no

[limber zealot]

That would be insane

[wintry fog]

I believe so, even tho it was a dumpster fire

[blazing hawk]

I can't believe GW cang count to three

[wintry fog]

Gonna go get myself a chinese quantum server that can run Darktide VR

[blazing hawk]

Dawn of war 4 is out before dawn of war 3

Darktide vr would be a workout with the amount of swinging and dodging you need to do lmao

[wintry fog]

I have to correct myself. It doesn't look like DoW 3 has DLCs
I'm actually shocked

[tawny gorge]

a 5090 should be enough to run it at a steady 30

[tired inlet]

it'd be that damned monkey tag game but you destroy your entire house

[astral basin]

Its the math.
Its 1/1m getting close to chaos wo dying immediately. The ones that do are either paste or the backside of the piece of beef thats engaged with an astartes
Most of the cultists are just pawns that dont know just how bad they got it

[limber zealot]

Those last 3 are all interchangeable let's be honest here

[tawny gorge]

you wouldnt know any of this btw

youre a hive world slave

working 23 hours a day

[tawny gorge]

8 days a week

[blazing hawk]

Actually corpse starch isn't really made of corpses most of the time

[tired inlet]

good movie; alright Beatles song

[fierce cave]

Born to shit forced to wipe

[blazing hawk]

It's just dead plant and animals

[drowsy lynx]

Dawn of war 2 did have way too many dlcs

[blazing hawk]

A bit of dead human but it's not always dead human

[astral basin]

We get a really really good look at it by looking at genestealers
At least their end goal is honest.
“We are the union, the union in the stomach of that thing in the sky!”

[drowsy lynx]

I'd be surprised if they even have additional factions for Dawn of war 4, even as dlc

[tawny gorge]

no

its mostly made out of humans

[tired inlet]

a lot of that was for the..uhh.. multiplayer wave coop though, right? It had one singular expansion.

[blazing hawk]

Tell me you don't read books without telling me you don't read books

[tawny gorge]

genestealer cults*

[drowsy lynx]

It had a lot of cosmetic dlc stuff too

[thorny nymph]

wait is darktide unplayable rn

or like semi-unplayable

[wintry fog]

From what I've seen in the games, it gives the impression that chaos corruption is a real thing.
There is a point where they're no longer making sober judgments and letting the influence of chaos take the wheel.

[thorny nymph]

my whole team crashed cuz of a new buff bug

[limber zealot]

It's a shame cause I don't wanna play as any of the factions we saw in the trailer really

[drowsy lynx]

But yes it did have two playable last stand characters as well

[tawny gorge]

you wouldnt be able to look at genestealers because you're dying before you get to process they're there

[limber zealot]

Maybe admech

[sudden hare]

anyone know whats makiing my game crash when theres a shit load of enemies on my screen this patch

[limber zealot]

Orks and Space Marines don't really do it for me

[tawny gorge]

yes, you dont get to choose to not be corrupted by chaos unless youre a son of dorn

[wintry fog]

If it's a commercial success there will be.

[limber zealot]

Loyalist space marines*

Big big fan of chaos

[drowsy lynx]

There's always marines, we saw orks and necrons for sure. Admech will likely be a fourth, but I doubt they'll have more factions

[sudden hare]

where you just in a havoc 40? i mightve been with ya

[limber zealot]

I wanna play as Eldar or Tau

I like those guys

[tawny gorge]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[thorny nymph]

no i was on a aur mael

[wintry fog]

I was looking at the DLC list for Battle Sector and it sent me reeling

[drowsy lynx]

I hope so, we never saw additional factions for 2 despite it being a general success

[thorny nymph]

but if its happening to other people i think the answer is yes lol

[drowsy lynx]

Oh they added IG I think

[tawny gorge]

wheres that one guy that said corpse starch is made out of plants and animals?

[thorny nymph]

a few others in my squad crashed too i guess

[tawny gorge]

WHAT PLANTS AND ANIMALS??

[tired inlet]

hell yeah I read

[astral basin]

Thats nurgles part. Started with revolution, ended so bloated with parasites thinking is pointless
Tzeench screams secrets in your brain
Slaany… we discussed hellraiser earlier
Angron just happens when someones too bloodthirsty

[sudden hare]

i crashed in my havoc 40, reconnected and crashed before it loaded in lol

[tawny gorge]

you live here mfer

[sudden hare]

whats causing it?

[tawny grail]

Sounds like victory to me

[limber zealot]

Well it also released in a very different era of video games

And 40k

[tawny gorge]

no

[drowsy lynx]

That's a fair point it's certainly been a while

[tawny gorge]

you can get corrupted by khorne for a lot of reasons

[astral basin]

I said angron lol
Khorne

[drowsy lynx]

Good thing they didn't attempt and botch a third installment

[astral basin]

This nightshift shiz is killing me

[nocturne bloom]

Weak

[wintry fog]

Surely there is some kind of plant based life support system for recycling CO2

[tawny gorge]

enough of it to also be turned into corpse starch for approximately the entire population of earth+

?

[nocturne bloom]

I mean humans are animals so they aren't wrong

[tawny gorge]

its mostly humans

to the point of it being grimderp

but thats just gw for you

[tawny gorge]

oh shit a wage off

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[wintry fog]

Oh no, definitely not, the corpse starch is definitely people, the only ones who get real food are high ranking and nobles.
Everyone else gets the equivalent of protein blocks from Snowpiercer

[astral basin]

Yeah corpsstarch is part of the basic food group
It is by no means nutritious, but it fills the belly

[tawny gorge]

which are still better than corpse starch lmfao

[wintry fog]

Yeah, at least it's jelly

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness

[thorny nymph]

allegedly, too many buffs being active on your UI is what i have heard

[elder merlin]

[wintry fog]

BRO, I need a new (and good) Killzone game

[jagged torrent]

Lmao 1.8.5 is the worst hotfix, is so annoying to crash mid havoc 40 prob bcuz of the buff icon sht

[wintry fog]

or a remaster of KZ2 an 3 for PC / next gen

[nocturne bloom]

The devs deployed the Arb filter

[elder merlin]

Lol too bad, Sony will never revitilaze any of their old original ips

[thorny nymph]

im going to try and play with my buffs off, if i crash again oh well

[tawny gorge]

good killzone game?

(beside shadow fall)

woah

[elder merlin]

They killed all their old ips and they're afraid of them

[wintry fog]

Shadowfall was silly.
2 and 3 were great fun

[tawny gorge]

except theyre actively working to revitalise them but okay

[tawny gorge]

2 and 3 are shiite

[elder merlin]

Which ones?

They did the ratchet and clank one

[wintry fog]

Yeah the new Sony CEO doesn't have his head completely up his butt like the last one

[tawny gorge]

they also release close to halo 3

[tawny gorge]

bro, game development takes time

lol

[elder merlin]

To be fair, i only remember rachet and clank, jak and daxter and killzone as theirs

Was Lost Planet 1 and 2 theirs?

[tawny gorge]

they said they wanted to revitalize old ips after astro bot

[tawny gorge]

jak is not coming back

[ebon dawn]

Someone was talking about HD2 x ODST last night; the weapons that come with the collab have been confirmed

[elder merlin]

I forget which ones they said they'd do

[tawny gorge]

they didnt go into specifics

cause why would you

[sleek harness]

Halo is getting favorite child treatment even before the Helldivers 2 collab releasing

[elder merlin]

Honestly, if a Lost Planet 2 reboot or Megaman Legends 3 aint on the table, i dont really care

[nocturne bloom]

AR is the only weapon with above light pen btw

[wintry fog]

The fact that you get the assault rifle has won me over.
I'm going to join the fight.

[tawny gorge]

megaman is capcom goofy

?

[ebon dawn]

Just wanted to share the news, tis all

[elder merlin]

Rip

[jaunty path]

Ngl

[gilded socket]

Im so tired

I feel like a tool

[elder merlin]

Hmmm, maybe i dont give a shit about sony originals then

[tawny gorge]

same with lost planet

[tawny gorge]

yeah

seems like it

[jaunty path]

I don't really like weapons with light penetration in hd2

[ebon dawn]

Then sleep and stop talking about how you're tired

[elder merlin]

Oh, guess i just want Capcom shit back

[round mica]

old news

[jaunty path]

They feel next to useless

[elder merlin]

Potato pohtahto

[round mica]

OOOOLLLLD NEWS

[nocturne bloom]

They are kind of a skill gap

[wintry fog]

They could... they could introduce the covenant as a faction.
Or the flood.
Even though the new aliens are basically a lame combination of flood zombies and cov aliens

[ebon dawn]

Shit I'm old news so checks out

[tawny gorge]

they brought back okami

[tawny gorge]

if they really have to bring back something it HAS to be godhand

[jaunty path]

You mean headshotting everything

[tawny gorge]

and they need to give suda51 Killer7 back

[elder merlin]

That is a capcom game i thought?

[ocean widget]

if they bring the LBP series back that'd be sick

[elder merlin]

I never played the old Okami lol

[tawny gorge]

yeah

[tawny gorge]

replaced by astrobot

[elder merlin]

I just want a reboot of Megaman Legends or a reboot of Lost Planet 2

[nocturne bloom]

Mostly, if I run light pen I just bring the las revolver

[hidden trout]

9 years without a new ace attorney game.... think about what tha does to a man.........

[ocean widget]

astrobot has less player creativity
and by less i mean fuck all

[elder merlin]

[hidden trout]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-jonah-gif-15461738203592622393

[elder merlin]

Never understood the appeal of those games, were you really just a lawyer doin lawyer shit? @hidden trout

[tawny gorge]

eh, im cool with the series ending, maybe another investigations

[ocean widget]

lawyer shit is debatable given the shit that went on but yes

[elder merlin]

What even was the classification? Rpg?

[wintry fog]

Every man's fantasy is to sit somewhere like this and die.

[ocean widget]

overdose

[hidden trout]

when you boil it down, its a mystery story game

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

its a investigative visual novel

[elder merlin]

Ewww, Visual novel

[tawny gorge]

its not debatable its pure bullshit

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

mfers bringing back the dead to testify

[wintry fog]

yeah, lol

[ocean widget]

what'd work more in an actual court
someone talking to the dead
or a parrot testifying

[wintry fog]

Judge: This is peculiar but I'll allow it

[hidden trout]

the main actual gameplay loop involves getting evidence and then interrogating witnesses and finding consistencies between what they say and the evidence, moving the plot forward

[tawny gorge]

parrot

[ocean widget]

they've both happened btw

[hidden trout]

in the first game too

[tawny gorge]

this but it's literally how it works

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmNfTVv_IHw
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40665520

[jaunty path]

Pick up a fuckin VN

[tawny gorge]

ik i played all of them

[round mica]

i have a strong feeling the halo weapons for the warbond are gonna be ass

[ocean widget]

i meant irl

[tawny gorge]

yeah i'll need to see the dead testify

[wintry fog]

One day I'll play the steins;gate game.
Loved that anime

[ocean widget]

check the qxir vid then

[tawny gorge]

mid;gay

[hidden trout]

most of the things associated with them arent good
the actual good ones are ones that have another major gameplay element attached, and/or have a great story attached
those two tend to overlap

[lilac sapphire]

I played it but didnt know about the story flags and got some weird alt ending where i married the catgirl

[wintry fog]

Well, people said It Follows was mid, and gay is cool

[tawny gorge]

btw i like the implication that 90% of the people you get a guilty verdict on get a death sentence

[hidden trout]

like if you say visual novel people think anime dating game

[tawny gorge]

true

[jaunty path]

What things?

[jaunty path]

Oh

[tawny gorge]

same with telling someone you like anime

cause 90% of anime is corny

[jaunty path]

Closest thing you'll get to that stereotype is probably doki doki literature club/Needy Streamer Overload.

[ancient violet]

Uhm no 💀

I'm not a Cheese Pizza lover

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[lilac sapphire]

I dont think thats the same thing

[hidden trout]

from a western perspective
but holy shit there are so many more that are way more japanese

[tawny gorge]

btw i like ace attorney but im good on that visual novel stuff

[wintry fog]

I want a Doki Doki 2, but in more of Life Is Strange format instead of a visual novel

[elder merlin]

Eat shit and die

[tawny gorge]

^^

[jaunty path]

The cycle of life

[ocean widget]

the only relatively interesting vn i've seen is the 4chan one ngl simply for the fact it actually got made

[lilac sapphire]

Katawa shoujo?

[jaunty path]

Oh shit yeah

[ocean widget]

i dont know

the one with disabled women

[lilac sapphire]

I forgot /v/ used to actually have creativity

Yeah thats ks lol

[jaunty path]

ACTUAL RECOMMENDATION

VA-11 Hall-A

[wintry fog]

Did you uhh... see the Bane 'media' they got made?
An actual director of certain entertainment actually went on there had them write his next piece.

[jaunty path]

Good game. None of the stuff you'd complain about.

[tawny gorge]

overrated as fuck

[jaunty path]

I KNOW BUT THEY'LL LIKE IT

I liked it...(still hasn't finished it)

[tawny gorge]

that a 4chan board

[ancient violet]

Bruh I checked VNDB and the number 1 VN is a bunch of high schoolers with double Ds

And number 2 is an X rated game with a literal 12 year old on the cover 💀

[hidden trout]

i think the 2 best series that fall under visual novels are ace attorney and any game made by kotaro uchikoshi, like zero escape and somnium files

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah

[tawny gorge]

government visual novel

[ocean widget]

wut

[wintry fog]

Yeah, there's a saturation of hitler particles all over the site but some boards are better, like tg

[hidden trout]

both have actual gameplay, great story, great characters, and great music from ace attorney especially

[lilac sapphire]

Tg, lit and an are chill

[quick pendant]

diy is the only good board

[tawny gorge]

idc how good anything on there is if youu have to get through a ton of shit to get to a mediocre pub might as well not bother

[wintry fog]

They wrote a bane porno in a thread and it got made.

[lilac sapphire]

Actually /lit/ fell to chud bs nevermind

[lilac sapphire]

From dark knight rises?

[quick pendant]

dawg that shit was funny

[wintry fog]

Yes lmao

[tawny gorge]

i'm CIA

[lilac sapphire]

Lmaooo

Thats amazing

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-cia-bane-posting-for-you-big-guy-gif-14052642

[jaunty path]

@tawny gorge Okay I think I understand

[wintry fog]

A little googling and you can find it, for research purposes

[tawny gorge]

good

[jaunty path]

I still need to finish reading several novels...

Higurashi is one...

[tawny gorge]

cia in all kinds of forms

[hidden trout]

yeah thats exactly what i mean
thats what people associate with the genre of visual novels

[jaunty path]

Society.

[hidden trout]

which is why i think it does AA a disservice by calling it that

[jaunty path]

Tourism will be tourism

[tawny gorge]

except yknow

[jaunty path]

[tawny gorge]

when you go on mal and check the top

[ocean widget]

ive got no clue how to check top rated but that sounds about right

[tawny gorge]

you see full metal alchemist

Berserk

One Mid

[lilac sapphire]

Berk still hasnt even had a good anime💔

[tawny gorge]

not X rated game with literal 12 year olds on the cover

btw

i fucking hate that mal list holy shit

[ancient violet]

https://vndb.org/v

[tawny gorge]

both the manga and anime top rankings suck

[ancient violet]

No it's the opposite of Tourism

This is literally what the industry is built on since the 90s

[jaunty path]

Oh Fate/stay Night is one my BF is very autistic for

[tawny gorge]

Mid/Stays Mid

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleep-gif-12073235593935901891

[jaunty path]

Still have not finished tsukihime...

Society...

[upbeat turtle]

DAWN OF WAR 4 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED

[jaunty path]

What do you like!!!!

[tawny gorge]

what medium

[jaunty path]

Vn

[tawny gorge]

practically nothing

Ace Attorney counts somewhat

[jaunty path]

Kills ur family

[ancient violet]

Fate fans when I ask why the high schooler needed to get "mana transfer" via acorn worms:

[hidden trout]

THESE TWO ARE THIS FAR DOWN

[jaunty path]

It should be a crime to not like things I do

[hidden trout]

THIS IS A SIN

[ocean widget]

wtf its real

the writing sucks but its real

[tawny gorge]

dangan ronpa is okay

[ancient violet]

That's not based on pure rating, that's popularity mixed with rating

[tawny gorge]

makes sense

[drowsy prawn]

pure rating is rance 😂

[lilac sapphire]

Tell him zero is better

[hidden trout]

pure rating sends them down even further
though an ace attorney game in general still is up high

[ancient violet]

Konusuba fans when I tell them to read the original material 😈

[elder merlin]

Sounds dumb, no

[ocean widget]

two of em are below smth called hentai prison

[hidden trout]

this is why we cannot trust weebs

[lilac sapphire]

Monogatari fans when you tell them you have a warrant for their arrest

[hidden trout]

they think with their dicks rather than their brains

[jaunty path]

It's a game about bartending and having conversations with customers in a dystopian cyber future

It's fun and comfy :(

[hidden trout]

my brother really likes it

[ancient violet]

I don't even think these are weebs

Because the majority of these novels for the longest time were never translated

These are just freaks from the motherland 💀

[elder merlin]

I've already plaued cyberpunk, im full up on cyber dystopian corpo hellscapes

[jaunty path]

You mean officially translated?

[ancient violet]

😏

Wait

Thanks to AI

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pandora's box has been opened everyone 😞

[sudden wagon]

John witch is back at it again

[ancient violet]

It's joevr

[sudden wagon]

I should make him a gunker

[dense solstice]

Something I would really like to see would be the addition of the GSC added as an additional enemy faction, a two-handed power hammer for the ogryn as it's a mining tool widely found throughout the Imperium, and possibly a tech adept as a new class using mechanicus equipment, especially since there's a lot of artwork portraying the GSC fighting the mechanicus

[fallow palm]

🤦‍♀️

[drowsy prawn]

yeah no nihonland doesn't want to deal with localizers anymore after the latest fiasco 😏

[tawny gorge]

rance isnt a visual novel though

its a powerfantasy rpg

[sudden wagon]

I like ranch

[ancient violet]

Koikatsu was the most profitable game on steam for 6 months straight

[somber stream]

I like Kontatsu

[nocturne bloom]

i wonder why...

[tawny gorge]

i don't really enjoy womaniser charachters that get away with everything they do and are 2d as fuck

[drowsy prawn]

I have absolutely do idea what they pooped out from that franchise latetly, could be VN for all I know

[elder merlin]

He replaced his dick with a swiss army knife too probably

[sudden wagon]

Ranch tastes good

[tawny gorge]

this is rance

[ancient violet]

You're right

It's an abomination

[sudden wagon]

I said ranch

[tawny gorge]

idc im talking about rance

[ancient violet]

Rance Deez 😈

[drowsy prawn]

the rance series would make the more sensitive western audience burst a vein 😂

[sudden wagon]

Im talking about ranch

[tawny gorge]

rn yes back then fuck no

[lilac sapphire]

Rance is the highest rated? No way lmao

[ancient violet]

Nah

Freakism is universal ♾️

[tawny gorge]

golgo 13's first animated movie came to the states with no issues

[drowsy prawn]

okay I get it there's some real degens in this chat no need to flex shush

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/golgo13-gif-4470700732805225868

king

[ancient violet]

What if Darktide is a VN? 🤔

[lilac sapphire]

Kind of surprised theres overlap between 40k fans and weebs

[drowsy prawn]

Sengoku rance was GOATED though

[hidden trout]

i made this joke literally a few hours ago in another server

[tawny gorge]

this aint freakism it's sexism lol

[ancient violet]

Mods

Ban em

[drowsy prawn]

mods wouldn't know what that is or they'd have to ban themselves 😏

[tawny gorge]

"your pussy is mine"
-John Rance

[ancient violet]

Misogyny is a given when we are talking about Weeb culture unfortunately 😔

[tawny gorge]

not to rance levels lmfao

[ancient violet]

Nah it can get worse

Trust me

The horrors of creation are embedded in VNs

[tawny gorge]

stop talking like im knowledgeable you're knowledgeable

https://tenor.com/view/elves-gif-24943874

[drowsy prawn]

the degen weeb face off lets goooo

[tawny gorge]

nah shit youre right

[drowsy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/comedysportz-comedy-sports-sport-stop-gif-16001681

[hidden trout]

oh its a fucking porn game

of course it is

[tawny gorge]

its not

[hidden trout]

why do i even bother

[ancient violet]

VNDB literally lists the most cursed one of all at the very top

[thick coyote]

Kino or slop

[hidden trout]

if its not then its close enough to where i dont care

[ancient violet]

@hidden trout show that screenshot again

[hidden trout]

im calling it one anyway

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[tawny gorge]

why would you bother with rapist visual novel?

idk

[hidden trout]

this one?

[hidden trout]

oh god even worse

[ancient violet]

Hey everyone what do I see there?

[thick coyote]

Doki doki

[ancient violet]

The guy who wrote Madoka Magica??? 🤔

[thick coyote]

Danganronpa

[ancient violet]

Why, what could he possible wrote in a VN?

[thick coyote]

[nocturne bloom]

rance also has a hentai, more hentai, hentai games, hentai for people who read and uh

hentai

[tawny gorge]

Mid off

[tawny gorge]

Porn also has Porn, Porn, Porn for people who read and uh
Porn

[ancient violet]

God, why does this exist?

[thick coyote]

Tsukihime mentioned

[tawny gorge]

also borderline porn

[ancient violet]

God did you abandon us?

[thick coyote]

Clannad

[nocturne bloom]

[hidden trout]

im more concerned that you all know what these are

[tawny gorge]

how can i properly hate without knowledge?

[ocean widget]

i've got no clue what the fuck any of you are speaking about

[drowsy prawn]

why, don't you like eldrich monster girls 😏

[hidden trout]

thank god i only know the good ones

[tawny gorge]

do you know fate?

[hidden trout]

nope

[ancient violet]

Once you open the box it will never shut again

[hidden trout]

and therefore it retroactively isnt good

[tawny gorge]

true

[hidden trout]

[ancient violet]

Mods

[ocean widget]

yeah ive got no clue what the fuck this is

[drowsy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-cat-car-gif-2061486685599830690

[hidden trout]

ghost trick isnt even mentioned on this
too much real gameplay and not enough porn to be in the database i guess

[ancient violet]

Have you seen Madoka Magica?

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-waiting-eating-chips-gif-3992659431153758708

[ocean widget]

no

[ancient violet]

Ok ignorant is bliss then

[lilac sapphire]

Is it as good as madoka?

[tawny gorge]

don't bother it's good, british people hate good things

[drowsy prawn]

at this rate this chat is going to become a slaanesh daemon world in no time 👍

[thick coyote]

[ocean widget]

im going to make you one of james bonds victims

[ancient violet]

Imagine the writer for Madoka has absolutely nothing they need to worry about when it comes to censorship or filtering

[tawny gorge]

i mean that sounds like a good time

[lilac sapphire]

Oh

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[lilac sapphire]

Oh...

[tawny gorge]

jam bon is nothing to me

Golgo 13 is my spirit animal

[drowsy prawn]

you have no idea the depth of JP degen

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-shay-nope-nah-nuhuh-gif-12298561

[thick coyote]

You're right, I don't

[ocean widget]

oh they're both loli shit
awful

[nocturne bloom]

ssd begs to differ

[thick coyote]

And I have no energy to find out

🛌

[ancient violet]

At least Madoka is Lesbian

Which gives it like half a BASED point

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-demon-cat-i-have-approximate-knowledge-of-many-things-wise-wisdom-gif-4593239

[tawny gorge]

gives it overrated points

which madoka doesnt deserve cause its good

[lilac sapphire]

Theyre just friends man..

[woven hill]

reject > true survivor

[ancient violet]

Nah the writer needs to be locked away

[woven hill]

shrimply the best title

[ancient violet]

I don't care if they are a "good writer"

[tawny gorge]

get some energy to find out about a piece of history, golgo 13

[ancient violet]

A small sacrifice

[tawny gorge]

why does japan gatekeep the cool shit

pieces of shit

[lilac sapphire]

So westoids dont ruin it

[tawny gorge]

golgo 13 is pretty hard to ruin

[final herald]

every time I look in here chat is on some freakshit

[drowsy prawn]

based knower

[tawny gorge]

second best selling manga of all time and it only got small collections worldwide

[sudden wagon]

Fatshark needs to fix the loading screens

Its terrible

[tawny gorge]

are they though?

[nocturne bloom]

pc

[sudden wagon]

10 minutes of loading screen just to go to character selection which takes another 10 minutes, and then another 10 minutes after choosing, and then the 10 minutes to get into a match which we lose and then another 10 minutes

[nocturne bloom]

if you think thats bad play gta o

[sudden wagon]

The cycle never ends

[sudden wagon]

No

[woven hill]

i beg of thee fattest shark, nerf the arbitrator to be as skill based as the other classes </3

[sudden wagon]

No

Oggy isnt skill based

Shoot gun everything die

[woven hill]

it at least requires some skill

some

not much

arbitrator plays the game for you

[sudden wagon]

The skill of having two working triggers and fingers

[nocturne bloom]

well it is a paid class

[woven hill]

so because they shelled out mommy's credit card they get to have a golden spoon?

[sudden wagon]

Didn't pay that $15 or smt for no reason

[nocturne bloom]

yes

[sudden wagon]

Yeah

[woven hill]

fuckass company

[sudden wagon]

Dude have you never played a ptw

[nocturne bloom]

welcome to gaming, you must be from 2012

[sudden wagon]

Wait till he hears about the game of sultans

[woven hill]

yeah but usually it's a bit less blatant

and it's marginal improvements

[nocturne bloom]

not really

[sudden wagon]

Pay thousands to be in the top 10000

[woven hill]

i said usually

sounds stupid and gay

[lilac sapphire]

They will nerf it eventually

[woven hill]

not gonna be hearing about game of sultans

[marsh iris]

gm

[woven hill]

sounds fat too

[woven hill]

ge

[sudden wagon]

Two arbies one is a noob

[tawny gorge]

no though arbites should and will get nerfed

if you think ogryn is braindead then idk what you can call diabetes

[inland mantle]

[spark plume]

Yes

[cold cradle]

It's the best class to play blazed out of your mind that's for sure.

[spark plume]

Rapid

[final herald]

every time I hear that I scoff and point at SotT

it's gonna be a while

[round mica]

bro why does your game look like you took a picture of it with your phone

[sudden wagon]

I wonder why Einstein

[round mica]

dumbass that’s why i’m asking

[cold cradle]

but why do it?

[final herald]

hav is an xboxer

you could tell if u cliked his profile

[cold cradle]

Ahh, sorry for disability shaming you

[sudden wagon]

Does the big xbox symbol give it away

[round mica]

who does that tho

[sudden wagon]

Its too much work to screenshot and wait for it to download to xbox network

[final herald]

I am directing others to their lack of looking

I was once on xbox

[round mica]

it takes like .5 seconds

[cold cradle]

again, I apologize for shaming you

[final herald]

I am very familiar with the screenshot shortcomines

[neat jewel]

My condolences

[round mica]

you fucking moid

[final herald]

not rlly no

[sudden wagon]

It takes half a day sometimes, have you ever used an xbox

[cold cradle]

Hope you're better now

[cold cradle]

No

[marsh iris]

the wood gives screenshot character

[sudden wagon]

Exactly

[round mica]

this is absolute cap

[sudden wagon]

You can absolutely put a cap in your brain quit talking

[cold cradle]

picture*

[final herald]

sometimes the servers don't be complying man

[cold cradle]

shitposts at the speed of light.
can't take a screenshot.

Bless their heart.

[sudden wagon]

Touch and hold a clip to pin it. Unpinned clips will be deleted after 1 hour.

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

[cold cradle]

there's service for all in the emperor's light

[sudden wagon]

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

[round mica]

stop lying

ain’t no way it takes an entire day to load 1 picture into an app bro

that is a. exaggeration beyond belief

[cold cradle]

leave 'em alone, they're already on xbox

[sudden wagon]

Bros never heard of a hyperbole

[spark plume]

Are you on pc?

[final herald]

sometimes the servers be like

https://tenor.com/view/axolotl-gif-6011729383437610106

[cold cradle]

I'm on a commodor 64

[wintry fog]

Idk how people can think Oggy is braindead.
They're slower, their best weapons are given agonizingly long reload times and mid accuracy / recoil.
You have to play them conscientiously or you're just a pain in the ass to your team.
Arbs get all the benefits with none of the downsides.

[jaunty path]

Why don't we have a darktide enemy that just farts

[round mica]

don’t be so disingenuous and lie all the time bro

be serious

[spark plume]

If you're a playstation player you're just as brain damaged

[round mica]

like fr fr

[cold cradle]

We do

[sudden wagon]

You're stupid and i dont like arguing with stupid people

[round mica]

[final herald]

sometimes things just don't work man

we play DARKTIDE we should know this

[cold cradle]

I'm on your side about the screenshot bit but tone it down you're hurting the cause

[astral basin]

Omg the bolt gun feels like it actually has heft

[jaunty path]

No the tox flamer doesn't count

[cold cradle]

tox bomber

they throw their farts then run into it and take a deep breath and throw more

[jaunty path]

Doesn't count

[round mica]

ugggggh

[cold cradle]

Realer question, why don't we have an enemy type that throws gamer girl bathwater on us?

[spark plume]

Imagine being a CNSLE PLAYER

[round mica]

fine

[jaunty path]

Trapper bathwater*

I need trapper

[cold cradle]

THIS 1000%

[round mica]

god forbid I wanna be a diva and be a little dramatic

[wintry fog]

We do, kind of. Dreg tox bomber

[astral basin]

Imagine playing games on a fax machine emulator

[spark plume]

Imagine having to pay a monthly subscription just to play games online

[cold cradle]

I'm playing on my samsung fridge and I get about 1 fpm I main arbites

[cold cradle]

I do, it's called an internet bill 🙁

[round mica]

people who pay for internet:

[astral basin]

Dog go bork

[sudden wagon]

Me when my gf doesn't give me head

[spark plume]

I mean PSN and Xbox Live you fucking respuds

Everyone has to pay for internet

[wintry fog]

Anyone who pays subscriptions to companies like Paradox, Adobe, or Autodesk need to be imprisoned for 15 years.

[cold cradle]

sorry to hear that maybe ask her to leave it behind when she goes to see her husband

[round mica]

you do too, you need internet to play on pc multiplayer

gumbo dumbo

[cold cradle]

Too real, get back in the pit

[spark plume]

You have to pay 2 if you play on console and know what I meant but you're just 🤓☝️

[cold cradle]

Not if mommy or daddy pay for internet

[spark plume]

True lol

[round mica]

that would be a little embarrassing

[lilac sapphire]

15$ a month for gamepass isnt that bad

[astral basin]

I spend $400 once for my console for a few years
They pay $400 when a new “optimized” part comes out every few months
Not the same

[spark plume]

You can tell console players have an IQ below the median when Sony and Microsoft have convinced them to pay a monthly subscription like PSN or Live just to play games online

[lilac sapphire]

I just have disposable income

[wintry fog]

It's not really about the cost. It's the end goal for access to games and normalizing renting games.

[cold cradle]

Gamepass is on PC too so that's not really a comparable problem

[cold cradle]

This is the real problem right here

[spark plume]

If you're replacing any pc component within a few months you are brain damaged. But hyperbole is the only argument consoles have against pc

Just say you're broke

[lilac sapphire]

Thats why i also have a pc. Im literally just too lazy to buy a new GPU and CPU at the moment

[elder merlin]

Im broke and gay

[cold cradle]

PCMR get outta here. There's no problem playing on console.
Some people don't sink all their time into gaming as a hobby and that's totally okay

[wintry fog]

They're going to keep gradually jacking up the prices of games and then say,
"Oh it's too expensive? Well you can just subscribe forever while never owning anything."

[spark plume]

Based

[spark plume]

I don't actually care, I just like a little shitposting

[lilac sapphire]

You never actually owned your games to begin with tho

[cold cradle]

So make daddy pay for the internet

[wintry fog]

I own them more than I would renting them, still.
Until the steam servers shut down in the year 2300

[cold cradle]

It's to balance the argument.

[round mica]

you know what’s crazy, i see pc players having performance issues and complaining about crashes, as consoles never seen to have this issue

[lilac sapphire]

You buy a digital license to play the game from day 1. The second they added an internet connection your games can get yoinked at will

[astral basin]

Ubisoft honestly provided the main reason for sub based stuff
They want $120 for a game
I pay $20 to try it, and a few more, for a month and see they are shiz. Never spend that $120, stop paying the sub when i see nothing i wanna play
Simple as

[spark plume]

Because it is very easy to make console players defensive when the only argument they have back is "Yeah? Well uhhh... yours is a bit more expensive!"

[round mica]

pc players out here whining shout poor optimization :skill issue ig

[cold cradle]

"I see <anecdote> and it doesn't apply to me because <personal anecdote> therefore all statistics are meaningless."

[spark plume]

Learn about standardised hardware and that pcs are not

[wintry fog]

It really pisses me off how AAA publishers are trying to get around refunds by making excessively long intro/tutorial stages where you can't be sure if you like the game or not.

[cold cradle]

I know, I wish they had better arguments like "I don't want a PC for other reasons, such as 'i have other hobbies and this is more a passing one than a serious long-term relationship." because those definitely exist.

[spark plume]

Funniest thing to me is that Xbox and PS5 GPUs were outdated by the time they started selling.

[round mica]

no thanks nerd i’ll keep to my console

[cold cradle]

Or a clunky AF UI with shitty optimization so you spend the entire refund window just trying to get the fucking thing to run properly

[round mica]

[west urchin]

at my local (fighting games, think street fighter) we have to unplug the ps5s every set or the USB ports heat up so much by the end of the night the plugs melt, fuck you mean consoles dont have problems, i don't even travel if a tournament uses ps5's anymore, input latency once they heat up is crazy

[spark plume]

I have a serious long term relationship and I have a pc

[cold cradle]

and with having both experiences simultaneously, can you see how they share similar attributes?

[spark plume]

Wait, are you saying consoles are like flings?

Based?

[astral laurel]

well

[elder merlin]

My condolences

[astral laurel]

have you ever thrown a controller

[astral laurel]

you know

a fling

[cold cradle]

It does certainly feel that way.
Especially when you abandon a console when the next generation comes out

[spark plume]

I used to be a console player but got sick of spending $100+ a year on psn just to be able to play games online

[spark plume]

I moved to pc after my ps4 and never looked bacl

[astral laurel]

Me still playing my original Xbox

[wintry fog]

I had one, tho the PC wasn't the issue.
But I did have to take my laptop to bed a lot of the time cause she wanted me there while she played on her Switch and had Northlion playing in the background.

[lilac sapphire]

Just be an idort

[cold cradle]

My PC has been ship-of-thesieus'd since like 2006. I've always had "my PC" and not "Console gen X, console gen Y, then console gen Z"

[spark plume]

Mine has once. It started out as a really crappy computer in 2022 but I've replaced everything

Now I have a 3060 ti, 32gb ddr5 ram, a 7600x

[astral laurel]

I got a new PC in 2020 and I will probably get another new one in a few years

[spark plume]

Just replace the components yourself when you need to

[lilac sapphire]

Ive built 3 pcs now and i just play on console now because videogames arent really worth the time or effort as a hobby

[cold cradle]

A fellow covid buyer? I'm also game to hold out for another few years.
None of the hardware has been super exciting since COVID.

[cold cradle]

See? This is the counter-argument to "PC is just more expensive!"

[spark plume]

time or effort
takes half a day max to build a pc
lasts for literally years
replacing one component when needed takes like 20 minutes

[cold cradle]

This is how it's done people

[spark plume]

Are you bullshitting

[astral laurel]

My first rig was 2012

[cold cradle]

Show that you have a real fucking life outside of gaming and the PC nerds go mad

[astral laurel]

By 2020, the GPU had failed so

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah and it still isnt worth an extra 15 minutes

[wintry fog]

I wish I could upgrade my PC.
I'm still on AM4/DDR4 because all the new components are expensive af.

[spark plume]

I don't believe you've ever built a pc

[lilac sapphire]

I have

[wintry fog]

And getting a new motherboard means replacing my processor and ram

[lilac sapphire]

Built my first one in 2013

[cold cradle]

Still on AM4 RTX 3000 and no intention to upgrade, shit's stupid rn

[lilac sapphire]

And 2 more since

[spark plume]

Me with my gf on vacation at dinner, having a real life while being a pc gamer

[lilac sapphire]

Its not some arcane wisdom you can do it with google and 1k

[wintry fog]

damn she pretty, gj

[west urchin]

shes way the fuck outta your league, ggwp

[wintry fog]

unless this is a meme and that's not actually you

[thick fog]

Well hello Gordon freeman

[cold cradle]

And, importantly, as you've already said. It's not worth your time anymore
Nothing else needs to be said on the matter.

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah

Reading books is the main hobby now anyway

[spark plume]

Confidence is king

[spark plume]

I prefer Walter Weight

say my name

Heisenburger

[thick fog]

[spark plume]

you're goddamn right

[round mica]

[spark plume]

Okay you went from cringe to based

Books are gigachad

[astral laurel]

I've been reading the Sprawl trilogy by William Gibson

You like cyberpunk (the genre)? Gibson is the father of cyberpunk with the first book of that trilogy

[lilac sapphire]

Yesss

Love neuromancer

[spark plume]

I love cyberpunk

Sounds like a good series

[astral laurel]

Neuromancer is fantastic

[jaunty path]

Ill see how it is

[astral laurel]

I'm on the last book in the trilogy now

It goes Neuromancer, Count Zero, and then Mona Lisa Overdrive

[lilac sapphire]

Good books

If you play cyberpunk you can see a lot of terminology and concepts are from there

[spark plume]

Sir this is a warhammer server, we only talk about reading black library slop here

[astral laurel]

Gibson invented several words that we use in modern lingo too

Like "cyberspace"

[spark plume]

cyberspace
modern lingo

I see what you mean though

[lilac sapphire]

I mostly read old dead russians but gibsons books were great

[astral laurel]

Yeah a lot of cyberpunk harkens back to his works as well as Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (Blade Runner) and I, Robot

[spark plume]

Isn't that Asimov?

[astral laurel]

Do Androids is Philip K Dick

I, Robot is Asimov

Both are considered to be proto-cyberpunk

But Gibson really solidified the high tech, low life aesthetic and the vice grip of corporate power over the governments and people.

Gibson is actually active on Bluesky

[ripe tangle]

the very first time I heard someone refer to the real world as “Meatspace” I wanted to punch them.

[lilac sapphire]

And people being so obscenely rich they essentially stop being human

[round mica]

were they a redditor?

[astral laurel]

That line from Count Zero has stuck with me

[ripe tangle]

they were, in fact.

[west urchin]

ty for this, i feel smarter for googling that, 1982, Burned Chrome, cool

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah it was great lmao

[round mica]

checks out

[astral laurel]

"And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human."

[tired thicket]

Sorry was me

[ripe tangle]

Mayonnaise is sinful, consuming it corrupts you and taints you with warp energy.

[round mica]

also gives you man tits

[ripe tangle]

wait, really?

[round mica]

no clue but i’d assume so

[spark plume]

Maybe I should put mayonnaise in my hair

[astral laurel]

I have that book, too. Burn1ng Chr0me is a collection of short stories that notably contains Johnny Mnemonic which was a role Keanu Reeves played BEFORE he was in The Matrix

[lilac sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-wavefront-peak-peak-vr-peak-cinema-gif-11622198235961314216

[astral laurel]

I saw a video of the seven levels of writers, and level 7 is "greatest of all time"

People like Terry Pratchett, Le Guin, Tolkien; and the tuber made special note to include Gibson.

[tired thicket]

@hidden trout

[lilac sapphire]

Nice

[ocean widget]

Dont test the mayo on yourself

[ripe tangle]

I literally just said it’s evil and has corruptable ability.

Why would I go anywhere near Mayonnaise!?!

[jaunty path]

Lucia

[ripe tangle]

yes Agent?

[jaunty path]

are you bychance a fan of the Signature Whopper from Burger King?

[jaunty path]

I really need to change my name...

[ripe tangle]

not really

it’s okay I guess?

[hidden trout]

the search for a havoc 40 without purple or blight with no beacon continues

[jaunty path]

It contains Mayo.

Corrupted.

[astral laurel]

mayonnaise is not corrupting

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/100percent-gif-18871173

[jaunty path]

Completed

[spark plume]

Completely different genre so I doubt anyone has, but

[astral laurel]

It's eggs, oil, vinegar, and mustard.

[spark plume]

Has anyone here played slay the spire

[astral laurel]

How is that "corrupting"

[jaunty path]

My name by be strange, but I have it as such for a reason

[spark plume]

Mayo is just eggs and oil, it doesn't always contain vinegar or mustard

[astral laurel]

a good mayo will have a bit of vinegar and mustard

Now

[spark plume]

Aioli > mayo

[astral laurel]

Miracle Whip?

[round mica]

people say the same shit about drugs and look where they end up

[spark plume]

American "food"

[jaunty path]

What about Japanese Mayo?

[astral laurel]

That shit is straight from fucking Nurgle.

[round mica]

you think you’re safe from mayo?

[jaunty path]

I hear it's good.

[astral laurel]

Kewpie mayo is goated

[spark plume]

Kewpie mayo just uses more egg yolks instead of whites

[hidden trout]

im losing it
im going to explode

[ripe tangle]

Miracle Whip is…. wait, do people actually use that stuff willingly?!

[spark plume]

Wtf is miracle whip

[west urchin]

i played this for like an hour and a half on my steamdeck during a flight, fun game, i'll prolly pick up the sequel when it releases later this year

[hidden trout]

HOLY SHIT

[round mica]

poor people do

[astral laurel]

My parents prefer it over mayo.

[spark plume]

Why do Americans have so many things that can't even be called "food"

[ripe tangle]

Miracle Whip makes me think of sandwiches made by church ladies

[astral laurel]

As it should

[ripe tangle]

they’re always taste heavily of miracle whip

[spark plume]

You need to get to ascension levels and beat the heart, 1.5 hours is nothing lol

[astral laurel]

It is a mayo-based spread

But has more zest.

Which is not what you need with mayo

[spark plume]

American "food"

People shit on British food all the time

American food is just as bad

[ripe tangle]

You’re one for talking, Marmite Eater

[ocean widget]

What the fuck is a miracle whip

[spark plume]

Americans put vegetable oil in their coffee

[west urchin]

I have a mountain of unplayed games for my steamdeck, it's lucky it got that much good game though

[spark plume]

I'm not British

[ripe tangle]

okay, Vegemite Eater then

[ocean widget]

Marmite eaters are aussies

Oh nvm vegemite

[spark plume]

Marmite is British you clown

[astral laurel]

The British had a very diverse palate for a while but then two world wars and a depression hit and they had to ration all the things and recipes were literally forgotten in real time

[ripe tangle]

Marmite is arguably much worse than Vegemite

[ocean widget]

Its 2:30am
I'm mixing up my stereotypes

[ripe tangle]

by like, a fuckin lot tbh

[spark plume]

Literally, beans on toast is poverty rations food

[ocean widget]

[astral laurel]

See the thing is that beans on toast is still good

[spark plume]

I still eat it occasionally

It's just literally food caused by ww2 rations

[sudden wagon]

Is mobility the dump stat got infantry auto gun

[astral laurel]

ye

[sudden wagon]

If so i have a perfect gun

[ocean widget]

Yea

[sudden wagon]

80 for everything but mobil

Mobil is 60

[ocean widget]

Noice

[ripe tangle]

You complain about American Food, but have you ever actually been here or had it?

[sudden wagon]

American food slaps

[jaunty path]

American food is peak cuisine

[sudden wagon]

Caseys has a mean burger

[ocean widget]

Miracle whip

[spark plume]

Actual American food like American BBQ is good. I mean shit like creamer, velveeta and miracle whip

[jaunty path]

Can't imagine it otherway

besides the sugar

we have sugar in fucking everything

[astral laurel]

American food is fine

[round mica]

he sees the short form media of what walmart sells and thinks it’s what everyone eats

[astral laurel]

I'm Canadian, our food is more fun

[spark plume]

America has so many food additives that are illegal in the rest of the developed world

[jaunty path]

Honestly.

[ocean widget]

Miracle whip sounds like the sort of thing advertised by a nutjob with "jesus gave me this recipe"

[jaunty path]

American food is uh

Signature american food is fast food

[ocean widget]

Are kinder eggs still banned in america

[wintry fog]

Bigmac

[ripe tangle]

name 3

[spark plume]

Americans raving about chic fil a

[jaunty path]

Mcdonalds is THE definer of American food.

[sudden wagon]

Yes lets talk about the cooperations fake processed food instead of the cultures actual food. Britain is all beans on toast as well

[astral laurel]

hamburgers are German.

[sudden wagon]

Thats wrong

[jaunty path]

Mcdonalds is deeply american.

[west urchin]

if you aint eaten miracle whip outta the can after chuggin a beer in the shower you just aint experienced america, bud 🦅 🇺🇸

[spark plume]

Potassium bromate, brominated vegetable oil (BVO), azodicarbonamide

[astral laurel]

Well why are they called "HAMBURGers" then?

[wintry fog]

and north americans are all european descendants who love stealing things

[jaunty path]

I do not think Germans own the concept of putting meat between two slices of bread.

[astral laurel]

Where the fuck is Hamburg? The United Arab Emirates?

[sudden wagon]

Why are you BRAINdead then? Did you look it up at all

[astral laurel]

French fries? Not American. Also not French. They're Belgian.

[sudden wagon]

The hamburg steak isnt a hamburger

[spark plume]

I just wanna say, potassium bromate sounds like something an American kid crossed with an Aussie would call their friend

Bromate

Bro

Mate

[astral laurel]

The hamburg steak is the proto-hamburger.

[sudden wagon]

Its just a pressed meat

[astral laurel]

Which is what a hamburger is.

[sudden wagon]

Thats not the proto hamburger

[spark plume]

Saying hamburgers came from Hamburg is like saying pizza came from Mesopotamia because they had flatbread

[ripe tangle]

Did you know the US bans Artificial sweeteners common in Europe like cyclamate and food dyes like E153 which causes cancer is legal in most of the EU as well and banned in the US

[sudden wagon]

Putting toppings and bread on it changes it, and ground beef isn't what the hamburg steak is

Its different than the hamburg steak so hamburgers arent german

[ripe tangle]

this argument about illegal chemicals can go both ways Hugh

[lilac sapphire]

If germans knew how to make good hamburgers they would be fat too

[spark plume]

Real

[spark plume]

See this @sudden wagon

[sudden wagon]

Daddy doesn't need to approve all your comments you can argue by yourself

Im joking btw

[spark plume]

America is either the fattest country in the world because of terrible food additives and food quality or because Americans are manchildren with zero impulse control, your pick

[jaunty path]

I'm talking Miku Miku ooo weee oooo I'm talking Miku Miku ooo weee oooo

[astral laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[sudden wagon]

Because america is designed to feed citizens with cheaper foods that are horrible for you and the good foods are expensive

[ripe tangle]

Isn’t Australia’s obesity rate on the same level currently where America’s was in like 2010? And isn’t it rising at an alarming rate?

[fading otter]

Actually that’s Tonga🤓

[ripe tangle]

is the pot calling the kettle black

[spark plume]

You still can only gain weight if you eat at a caloric surplus no matter how unhealthy the food is. The fact is that Americans eat way too much. Go to ANY US restaurant and look at portion sizes

[jaunty path]

Good food isn't necessarily expensive but quality ingredients can be hard to come by.

[astral basin]

Lotta fun slapping something with a lit crusher after using fury rush

[spark plume]

Obesity is a sliding scale, I have not ever seen one person on a mobility scooter here. Check out the pic of me. I'm technically obese, just. It's just a bmi of 30 or above

America is world leading for morbid obesity

[round mica]

Are you not fat yourself bro?

[spark plume]

Okay you got me there lol

[sudden wagon]

People arent all fat, but most are unhealthy because of the shite ingredients

[jaunty path]

It's scary how large people allow themselves to get I can't lie.

[ripe tangle]

You act like riding around on a movility scooter is a common site here, it’s really not…

[spark plume]

Literally read one comment above

[sudden wagon]

It really is dawg

[lilac sapphire]

When i went to belgium i didnt see a single person who qas nearly as fat as the people i see in walmart on scooters lol

[spark plume]

Exactly my point. All of the fat activist influencers are Americans too

[jaunty path]

Walmart is wider and more scooter accessible

[west urchin]

what's a fat activist influencer?

[sudden wagon]

Belgium also has an extreme amount less of people than USA

[jaunty path]

What do fat activists do?

[ripe tangle]

the fuck is a fat activist?!

[spark plume]

People who say being fat is healthy and they're actually just oppressed by the patriarchy and then die of a heart attack at 35