general-chat

[tawny gorge]

that green guy

ykno

[elder merlin]

Im disappointed in the halo collab, i wont lie

[fair bridge]

me bro 😔

[tawny gorge]

why?

halo is goated

[elder merlin]

No Romeo armor

[nocturne bloom]

Off brand modelo

[tawny gorge]

best fps franchise on earth

[elder merlin]

And i was really hopin for the sniper rifle as a primary, not the shotgun

[modest flume]

inb4 the SMG is mid

[tame hemlock]

peak vs peak*

[fair bridge]

positive hoper knowing that the warbond is gonna be peak

[elder merlin]

We all know that, the smg and silenced pistol in odst were just gimmick weapons, they werent better than the regular rifles

[modest flume]

Here's the best part: all of them

[tawny gorge]

no and maybe

[tame hemlock]

the pistol is good, it can headshot

[modest flume]

the SMG maybe, but the pistol?

[elder merlin]

It is, doesnt mean i have to like the armor and weapons they chose

[tawny gorge]

no its not i was lying

[tame hemlock]

ODST pistol is the 2nd best in the franchise next to CE's

[tawny gorge]

arguably best fps trilogy

sure

franchise

fuck no

[sleek harness]

Paul doesn't like blue armor

[elder merlin]

I dont remember it being all that good in odst, not like combat evolved's magnum

[modest flume]

Perfect balance between CE's and 3's

[tame hemlock]

real

[nocturne bloom]

He talking about the pistol

[elder merlin]

Combat Evolved's Magnum was the best sidearm in the halo series

[tame hemlock]

it's crazy they stopped making Halo games after Reach

[modest flume]

The trick is to not spam it, it's a very solid weapon

[nocturne bloom]

CEs was different

[fair bridge]

turn on cleartype

[elder merlin]

[modest flume]

If you pace your shots you'll still dome Grunts/Jackals/Brutes

[tawny gorge]

no i'm gangster

[fair bridge]

wait im goated

[sleek harness]

Then why you said franchise

[nocturne bloom]

Cant hear you im 1 shotting a hunter

[elder merlin]

I like blue armor, i just never liked the recon helmet or the character who wore that armor

[tame hemlock]

Reach magnum is also good, but it's just outdone by the bigger Magnum (DMR)

[tawny gorge]

i was lying, i was also calling it mid if you scroll up 1 time

[modest flume]

Imagine a world where Hunter weakspots weren't counted as headshots in CE

[elder merlin]

I just wish they had given us the sniper rifle as a primary instead of the shotgun

[tired steeple]

Hello

[sleek harness]

Are you drunk or something?

[sleek harness]

Halo

[tired steeple]

Y’all excited for that halo collab

[unborn ember]

anyone have tips for the dream team trophy

[tired steeple]

Helldivers

[elder merlin]

Unless the shotgun is wicked busted compared to all the others we have in game currently

[tawny gorge]

i'm lying on the internet fool

skaven comprehension skill

[elder merlin]

Keep dreamin

[sleek harness]

Aham

Your lying skills are very low not going to lie

[elder merlin]

@stark bobcat, you got any advice?

[modest flume]

I yearn for a shotgun like CE's

[tawny gorge]

you are very beautiful and everyone wants to be with you

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-tf2-cool-meme-room-gif-5937742832738595863

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

He knows he is beautiful

Duh

You can't argue with this skaven

[tawny gorge]

there's always that one mfer that doesnt get it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1400261656109388019/IMG_6487.gif

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-head-scratch-hm-hmm-gif-9190273016569542229

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-text-to-speech-kaldor-drago-wizard-secrets-gif-27361744

[shut urchin]

GUID: eb2c55c3-8ce0-446e-aa0c-1230aed62d0d
Log File:
Info Type:

[Script Error]: ...ements/player_buffs/hud_element_player_buffs_polling.lua:540: attempt to index local 'widget' (a nil value)

Buff icon bug fixes crashes arbites. You can get so many combat buffs now you simply crash.

[sleek harness]

Ew nerd

[shut urchin]

[stable fox]

He speaks tech priest

[tawny gorge]

bugfix: nerf diabetes

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-14396239095188633828

[finite niche]

Man ... it is crazy how i don't get a single person joining my mission. it lasted 39 minute lol

[sleek harness]

Depends on server region

[fair bridge]

difficulty?

[shut urchin]

Thats a known bug and one of the many not fixed in this patch.

[fair bridge]

campaign mission?

[shut urchin]

Once a mission is off the mission board no one can join from quickplay

[fair bridge]

there are reasons sometimes

dude vesktop is awesome

[sleek harness]

Multiple reasons to put it on a bug

Can't be that

[fair bridge]

discord's so much faster now

@orchid skiff have you heard of vesktop??

[finite niche]

heresy. Some spy mission. Returning player plus trying arbite so i turn on the battle for terium campaign.

[tawny gorge]

130k reddit karma

[fair bridge]

heresy...................................................................

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/admech-techpriest-good-varlet-hadron-omega-7-7-hadron-omega-gif-10325245944154593888

[finite niche]

Am i not supposed to be playing heresy difficulty for the campaign ?

[fair bridge]

since we have an option to not queue into campaign missions anymore people are turning it off

[modest flume]

You can play it on whatever difficulty you like, but it has to be unlocked for your character

[tired steeple]

Okay I uninstalled darktide cause I gotta hop on hd2

[fair bridge]

just makes it less likely you'll find people

[tired steeple]

Yeah play whatever difficulty

[fair bridge]

^

[tawny gorge]

wtf is that

[modest flume]

When the Battle for Tertium updated first dropped, completed it on Auric

[tired steeple]

You’ll learn if you’re ready if you’re having too mucb issues

[tawny gorge]

half dead 2

[finite niche]

Ohh i thought ppl default to hersy difficulty or something

[tawny gorge]

ah helldiving

i'm stoopid

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-funny-cat-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-cat-funny-hammer-gif-22703304

[tawny gorge]

skaven be like:
oh no i'm dying noooo

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-waiting-eating-chips-gif-3992659431153758708

[finite niche]

hmm well i would say not too much difficulty, it is just that ai makes things slower since it feels like i am the one who is murdering everything while still having to do everything

[fair bridge]

if it is a bug then just wait for them to fix it

[finite niche]

Like in a horde, the ai just block and push it feels like, so i have to clear them, do the spy

[fair bridge]

the patch literally just came out

[tawny gorge]

is the warbond out?

[fair bridge]

28th

[tawny gorge]

that shit looks better than i expected wtf

its 1:1

[fair bridge]

ikr

[tawny gorge]

PLEASE GIVE US AN ASTRA MILITARUM COLLAB

NOW

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-scout-lachen-tf2-gif-17981608274864336621

Wait 3 years now for another collab

[tawny gorge]

does helldivers even have another 3 years in it

[sleek harness]

Killzone crossover

[tawny gorge]

which sucked

[sleek harness]

Which sucked because they didn't knew how to put it in game

So they put it on a very expressive Warbond

[modest flume]

Devs made their money, it's all in the bag (bank)

[sleek harness]

Then after on the Super Store

[modest flume]

They're about to make more with the ODST crossover

[sleek harness]

All because Xbox

Bless Xbox

[tawny gorge]

SuckBox

shame on them for the way they handled the Killzone crossover

[sleek harness]

Why you replace the X with a whole word

[tawny gorge]

the helghast got no aura in lamedivers

mfer stole it all

[tired steeple]

Helghast guns also can’t be levelled

[nocturne bloom]

This discord looks more and more like a Twitter reply section every day

[sleek harness]

Shame on thy

[heady turtle]

how come

[tawny gorge]

ever played shadow fall?

[sleek harness]

Kingdom Come Deliverance

[tired steeple]

Fortunately not

[tawny gorge]

shadow fall is great fym

one of the only good killzone games

the rest is mid

killzone is only remembered for being the playstation shooter and the fact it has some sick designs

[nocturne bloom]

Midfall

[tawny gorge]

hypocrites be like

[nocturne bloom]

What

You do it

[tawny gorge]

why are you complaining and then doing the thing youre complaining about

stoopid

[nocturne bloom]

Who said I was complaining about that specifically

[tawny gorge]

this sad pepe le frog

[nocturne bloom]

That proves nothing senior Engi

[heady turtle]

all in le head, pyrocynical funny inflation fetish kek reddit take?????

[tawny gorge]

i dont play these games project stoopid

[tawny gorge]

what

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19492600

[heady turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/earn-cp-cod-points-cp-dr-disrespect-call-of-duty-gif-14492841013206218382

[nocturne bloom]

Dont insult the tf2 engineer like this

[tawny gorge]

how did he insult him

???

[nocturne bloom]

Hes too cool to be compared to a discordian

[tired inlet]

so you're not a senior engi?

[nocturne bloom]

[heady turtle]

"discordian" what the fuck kinda reddit talk is this

[tawny gorge]

idk

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[tired inlet]

very libertarian

[heady turtle]

🤤

[tired inlet]

like, unless you're an Erisian, discordian is meritless

[tawny gorge]

idk what youre talking about

anyways nerf arbites, goodbye.

[tired inlet]

Erisianism is a cult to the Greek diety Eris, the Goddess of Chaos; Discordianism is synonymous with this cult of worship of entropic forces.

[heady turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-cat-silly-cat-nerd-cat-sillt-gif-9152807894612739883

[river elbow]

By the Emperor... I'm not even going to ask what topics were being discussed.

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Discordia

https://tenor.com/view/khornate-berzerker-warhammer40k-chaos-space-marine-khorne-world-eaters-gif-16748885

[rocky moat]

one public damnation and my patience is already running soo thin

[tired inlet]

damnation can be hit or miss because most people "cap out" at heresy and try to dabble. sometimes you're better off skipping it and going to auric, which is just damnation + implicit high intensity.

[fair bridge]

https://youtu.be/76Y58DKndvc

watch dis

[brave slate]

How many poxbursters did they blow up in your face?

[rocky moat]

honestly yeah i was just trying to level something

[rocky moat]

zero because they didnt pull out a weapon the entire time

smite S+M1

the entire game

to the point that both of my actual teammates left

and the guy lagged behind extremely hard

so i was actually just solo for like 75% of the mission

[ocean widget]

yeah the new difficulty system sucks

[rocky moat]

i feel drained

[ocean widget]

at least with it being level based you had a confirmed way of reaching higher difficulties

[tired inlet]

Me watching someone rush to a poxburster to prime & shove it, and shooting it so they fly off with 30% corruption: Hahaha, that's funny
Me, being blown off a rail after someone explodes the poxbuster mid-shove before I dodge back: "That dumb motherfucker!"

[somber stream]

So i heard the new patch frakked up the connection?

[ocean widget]

as per usual

[somber stream]

Give it to me chief, how bad?

[rocky moat]

my issue has honestly never been the difficulty itself but the players

[stark bobcat]

For dream team?

Not really

[tired inlet]

I mean you have to do like 10 damnations to unlock auric; and losing one decreases the bar.

[ocean widget]

no clue
probably pretty shit given fatsharks usual though

[fair bridge]

i just installed a mod that lets you kiss your teammates and i havent lost a game once yet

[ocean widget]

unfortunately in a team based game this doesnt work

[elder merlin]

The Helghast weapons were ass

[ocean widget]

you could lose simply because you get pounced and your allies never bother to save you

[elder merlin]

A shitty sniper rifle and two other garbage weapons that i've never seen anyone use

[tired inlet]

That's Darktide babyyyyy

[elder merlin]

Hell, the only reason anyone will use the odst smg and pistol is because they're silenced

[tired steeple]

Idk that smg was kinda insane

[lilac crag]

you don't lose progress on unlocking auric if you lose a damnation

[elder merlin]

Doubt they'll be any good

[lilac crag]

you just don't get progress

[tired steeple]

I used it on the bug front a lot

[rocky moat]

or alternatively
Get carried by players substantially better than you and then complain when you hit auric with players that are just competent

[tired steeple]

It was really good

However, I upgraded my full auto shotgun

So

I don’t need that smg anymore

[fair bridge]

do you think it should stay that way or should it at least award you half points or something like that

[ocean widget]

i've seen this happen to too many arbites unfortunately

[ocean widget]

wrong

10 points on win 5 points lost on loss

[fair bridge]

i personally kinda like the system tbh.........

[fair bridge]

ooo

[ocean widget]

reaching auric as ogryn was hell

[tired inlet]

one-handed SMG + shield + AMR with impact grenades is something I fuck with

[tired steeple]

Yeah that was a fun combo too

Now I’ll have another smg to do that with

[tired inlet]

pummeller was good with bots because of the stun

[lilac crag]

tragic number

[brave slate]

Ogryn is literally the easy mode class what are you talking about?

[rocky moat]

ive seen it happen to more than just arbites, but yeah as of late alot of them are arbites

[ocean widget]

i have the skills to be able to capably defend myself but not the skills to solo the mission by myself

[ocean widget]

it feels so bad when you're the last one to die on a team of 3 arbites

[nocturne bloom]

I just use the lever action and either a melee weapon or the laser revolver

[fair bridge]

would anyone like to play 👉 👈 darktide 👉 👈

[ocean widget]

especially when one runs straight into a daemonhost

[rocky moat]

yeah

[fair bridge]

play ??

[lilac crag]

I kinda wish they'd make aurics harder to reach

I'm no game dev

but like

I hate chumps who can't play

[fair bridge]

i feel that

though bad players take a very long time to get there anyway

or they just get carried..

[nocturne bloom]

I kinda like it when i carry

[lilac crag]

not long enough apparently

[nocturne bloom]

[rocky moat]

i moreso wish the community members stopped overestimating themselves and having huge egos

it's really tiring to deal with

and i feel like it's more the root of that issue

[tired inlet]

carrying is fun; tough on your back though.

[lilac crag]

that's a fair feeling

[rocky moat]

dont get me wrong, it feels nice
but having to do it every game gets
so tiring

so fast

[fair bridge]

would anyone be down for wacky silly mortis trials

[rocky moat]

i like to be ABLE to carry, not to be forced to

[lilac crag]

I would, but another day

[fair bridge]

or perhaps even team Hugging

[elder merlin]

I swear, after that story rework, Auric became harder. I keep getting my ass kicked in there now

[lilac crag]

they did change the difficulty and enemy spawns

[brave slate]

MK3 shovel special H1 loop, 3b club slap, MK2 club slap punch. All can stunlock a DH. Seriously, give that a few practice runs and you'll get tempted to wake Demonhosts just to style on them

[tired inlet]

because high intensity auric is damnation + high intensity x2

[elder merlin]

Oof, i knew i wasnt crazy, why did fatshark do this to me

[ocean widget]

i was not the one who woke the arbites

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

auric is super duper fun now tbh

[ocean widget]

not like it mattered anyway
dude fuckin died like a brick sinks

[fair bridge]

sometimes it's chill and sometimes it's completely insane

[elder merlin]

Auric was fine the way it was before

[fair bridge]

depends on the map tbh

[elder merlin]

You people had havoc

[fair bridge]

i like the chaos

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[elder merlin]

Why'd you have to change auric

Curse you, Fatshark

[fair bridge]

makes you improvise better

keep track of more things at once

[elder merlin]

It keeps making me get fucking killed

[round mica]

maaaaaaan shut up

[rocky moat]

i think aurics are like
jst right now personally

[elder merlin]

I aint cut out for the new auric

[round mica]

before I squish you like a bug

[elder merlin]

Guess its time to hang up my spurs and relegate myself to damnation now

[fair bridge]

just takes practice

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

i'm only as good as i am because i have so much time invested learning these mechanics

[brave slate]

New aurics can get pretty insane but that's kinda part of the fun

[fair bridge]

600 hours in vt2 plus almost 300 in dt

the skill will develop

[vivid prairie]

why do i open map

[elder merlin]

I just want to relax with a nice game of auric

[fair bridge]

take time

[vivid prairie]

and see 7 missions

[elder merlin]

Cant even do that now

[vivid prairie]

only with schock troop gauntlet

wtf

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Everytime i play with @sleek harness on the new auric, im just dying too much

[fair bridge]

i bet it's his fault

[elder merlin]

Sometimes i think i should go back to Vermintide 2

[elder merlin]

[brave slate]

Fair enough, it's not really ideal for chill gameplay

[fair bridge]

i think i only ever played cata once on vt2

tbh

never found people to play it with

[dusty crypt]

this is why i started seriously pushing havoc lmfao. i can't chill with the glue-huffing mouthbreathers in auric pubs anymore, so if i'm not chilling anyway i might as well challenge myself

[elder merlin]

Cata is fun if you got a team

[fair bridge]

i haven't played in so long though

i have rust

😔

[sleek harness]

I saw comments of the new trailer for the Helldivers 2 Halo Collab and someone was saying that it would ruin the game and that they would kill anyone with that Warbond

[elder merlin]

I cant even do the new havoc either lol, i did havoc 20 just fine before the rework

[fair bridge]

what is his name and address

[elder merlin]

Fuckin lol, its the creek cape all over again

[brave slate]

Forgot vt2 had friendly fire and torpedoed the team on accident

[wooden creek]

[fair bridge]

i would love for FF to be added to darktide

[elder merlin]

Trollhammer torpedo, my beloved

[fair bridge]

at least as a modifier

[sleek harness]

Darktide made us used to shoot players in the head without any sort of downside

[elder merlin]

FF?

[sleek harness]

[fair bridge]

friendly fire

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him about Ogryn?

[ocean widget]

we need friendly fire so we can batter the shit out of smykers

[fair bridge]

friendly fire that does damage

[elder merlin]

Friendly fire would 100% be a bad idea in darktide, just off some of the grenade types alone

[dusty crypt]

lowkey a good way to combat vt2 griefers was just to blow their heads off as bounty hunter and then spam E on them so nobody could rez them

[elder merlin]

And the flamer

[fair bridge]

it'd be a very wild mod

[sleek harness]

Yeah I already heard you saying it

[elder merlin]

Flamer was pretty bad in vermintide 2 lol

[brave slate]

Perfect for rumbler Ogryns with nukes

[sleek harness]

But look at the Ogryn

[fair bridge]

chaos reigns

[sleek harness]

Do you really want to add Friendly Fire with Ogryn on the game?

[fair bridge]

i don't want to he's ugly

and he smells

[sleek harness]

@round mica

[elder merlin]

I remember that game

[drowsy lynx]

https://streamable.com/899t2e

[elder merlin]

Oh nvm, it was Anarchy Reigns

https://tenor.com/view/bull-snort-robot-bull-anarchy-reigns-platinum-games-gif-23935444

Big Bull, my beloved

[round mica]

malo is just mad my ogryn is beautiful

[elder merlin]

Sometimes i wish @forest creek was still here

[fair bridge]

why

[gleaming pond]

anyone experiencing crashes with your mods since the latest update?

[plain falcon]

OGGY!! Did turning portraits off help at all? @round mica

[fair bridge]

go to the modding discord

[round mica]

made the game run smoother that’s for sure

[plain falcon]

Noice!

[elder merlin]

Miss chattin with 'em, the fuck you mean "why?"?

[shut urchin]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/579

I have made a temporary mod to fix my own issue.

Tldr you crash if you have more than 45 active combat buffs simultaneously. This includes anything from auras to stims to mission specific like extra blitz in auric maelstrom.

[fair bridge]

why

[elder merlin]

Kill this man, @broken sun

[round mica]

they used to kiss

[fair bridge]

all i'm asking is why

[gleaming pond]

is there a separat channel?

[fair bridge]

you are interpreting something from one word that i am not speaking

[elder merlin]

I literally just said

And you asked again

[ocean widget]

@forest creek what is your opinion on being dead

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

so sorry

one moment

[ocean widget]

malo what the fuck

[fair bridge]

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[elder merlin]

Who just posted the rules?

[marsh iris]

join me in my prayers

[ocean widget]

malo

[shut urchin]

Yes. I already made a fix. See previous comment.

[elder merlin]

Lol why

[marsh iris]

summon the daemonhosts

[ocean widget]

i dont fucking know

[fair bridge]

i accidentally copied the rules for that server lol

[elder merlin]

Poozer

[fair bridge]

i'm using a new client

[shut urchin]

Kilowagg

[ocean widget]

now we'll never know kitefins opinions on being dead

[brave slate]

Rip in peace

[elder merlin]

Poozer is as poozer does

[gleaming pond]

thank you

[broken sun]

I'm afraid kitefin has been detained 😔 we will never emotionally recover

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/kilowog-green-lantern-green-lantern-the-animated-series-gltas-gif-15892979214230746959

[marsh iris]

kitefin pspspspsps\

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

one of the fatshark forum users must have gotten off his meds and tracked kitefin down

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/pspspsps-neature-walk-neature-gif-17509511

[ocean widget]

checks out

[marsh iris]

she's so shy 😭

[shut urchin]

Green lantern the animated series

[plain falcon]

A beautiful mind should never be diluted

[ruby cypress]

Forth for a level 16 havoc? EU or US server will be used

[fair bridge]

you're gonna sit there butt ass naked and stare at my dead eyes and tell me that fatshark forum users have beautiful minds

how dare you

[plain falcon]

How can you see me? I’m in my safe place

[fair bridge]

i just followed the reeking smell

[plain falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/be-doo-be-doo-minion-despicable-me-alert-warning-gif-11970734646175466629

Weeewooo weee wooo

[shut urchin]

Is that saint walker with the orange lantern battery?

[round mica]

A sister of battle kicking over a poltically correct space marine.

[elder merlin]

Yup

[somber stream]

Balls

[fair bridge]

fuck

[somber stream]

The shotgun better pack one hell of a punch

[fair bridge]

yeah right

[fading otter]

Light pen on the shotgun

[fair bridge]

SMG and pistol i get

[somber stream]

I mean, it's a shotgun

[fair bridge]

at least AR's med

[fading otter]

So is the Halt?

[somber stream]

I completely forgot about that thing

[fading otter]

[somber stream]

I wouldn't mind a light shotgun

[broken sun]

Whats that for

[somber stream]

Long as the damage is superior than the Halt

[rose pine]

Yeah but the Halt uses Fletchette and Stun ammo

Quite different from normal shotgun bullets

[somber stream]

Newest ODST Warbond

[lilac crag]

the Halt also fucking sucks in terms of damage

spooky statement I know

[plain falcon]

If cats are so smart, how come they can’t clean their own litter box??? Riddle me that tough guy!

[broken sun]

Oh i forgot

[plain falcon]

Sheeesh wrong chat…

[orchid skiff]

how is it different from vencord?

[finite niche]

Lol the game crashed because i guess my dog bomb killed the entire group of elite at once or something. It is like 10 elites and i pressed G twice

[rose pine]

And here I thought said 'sucking is a good skill to have' SMH, double standards

[lament cave]

I may just be ignorant of Halo lore but isn't that realistic...?

SMGs and shotguns don't pen armour at all.

[lilac crag]

this is a trend with any primary that has med pen
it does not do good damage

[fair bridge]

https://github.com/Vencord/Vesktop

it's a little more lightweight than discord and blocks some of the more intrusive elements present in the normal client. RPC also still works using an open source interpretation of the feature

[somber stream]

Shot gun can deal with Brute's armour quite effectively

[lilac crag]

there's always some drawback to its quality, many such cases say the liberator pen

[rose pine]

Shotguns has a lot harsher impact, if there's organic matter that can rumble around.

[lament cave]

In that case, I'm wrong.

[plain falcon]

Buckshot goes ShaBooom

[orchid skiff]

does being more lightweight will prevent it from showing me a black screen most of the time until i do ctrl+r ?

[lament cave]

Yeah but buckshot doesn't pen armour at all.

[fair bridge]

worth a shot. i'm loving it so far

[lament cave]

Unless it's the shittiest armour known to man.

[shrewd summit]

Is anyone having difficulty with connectivity today? I can’t seem to play a game without being disconnected at least twice or the entire team gets booted due to an unknown error.

[plain falcon]

What’s your source?

[rose pine]

Does have the increased to.. 6 seconds stun (with the stun rounds)
And much less falloff / better accuracy with the flechette ammo.

[fair bridge]

also has some extra features

[rose pine]

Something for something

[lament cave]

My source is knowing literally anything about guns.

[fading otter]

The halo shotgun is supposed to be 8 gauge which is significantly larger than 12 gauge, light pen makes no sense lol, if it doesn’t do like 600 damage a shot it’s gonna be worthless

[rose pine]

Your source is being American, no need to brag.

[lament cave]

I'm not American.

[plain falcon]

Well, you’re not getting the right buckshot.

[rose pine]

https://tenor.com/view/zim-you-lie-gif-14564729313665337759

[plain falcon]

Walmart got that AP gud stuff

[lament cave]

I really am not.

[lilac crag]

I can confirm

his accent is very very very evident

[rose pine]

You automatically become American after knowing enough about guns.

[lilac crag]

fella is well spoken, but no American

[rose pine]

Like it or not that's how it works.

[lament cave]

I just looked it up, you're right.

AP buckshot does exist.

It's effectiveness is debatable though.

[plain falcon]

Murica!!! What ever is wearing the armor is gonna have a terrible rest of the day even if it doesn’t penetrate

[orchid skiff]

u tryna steal my baby pictures

[lament cave]

Pretty much. Blunt force trauma is a thing.

[fair bridge]

im gonna install it on my kitchen macbook rq brb

[rose pine]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-aira-okarun-and-momo-headbang-aira-okarun-and-momo-headbanging-aira-shiratori-okarun-gif-415649250525381101

Op, meant to tag Alexander

[plain falcon]

I’ve seen what our police can do with non lethal bean bag rounds. Spoiler alert. They can be very lethal for doming perps.

[rose pine]

@lilac crag https://open.spotify.com/track/4gWbjrtwCsh9lwPE7l4h0c?si=Z6okRBDgTrmayi5AL7sXbg

[orchid skiff]

WHAT?

[tired thicket]

Was it the 2020 MacBook Air that was being sold

[lament cave]

At this point I would just not install this app.

[somber stream]

So, M90A, 8 Gauge, buckshot, 300-400m/s. effective range 40 metres

Can kill brutes, but somehow can't pen medium armour

Smh

[lament cave]

What if Brutes just have really shit armour? 😛

[somber stream]

Doubt, they're known for their armour, tough as nail

[orchid skiff]

I am extremely pissed off by discord constantly needing to be refreshed so we can trade my bank account details for a functional discord

[drowsy lynx]

Get rekt

[orchid skiff]

I'm just confused by SECURITY KEY?

[plain falcon]

Nails have shear strength, not tensile.

[fair bridge]

i got that too and i just ignored it

[drowsy lynx]

Vesktop.exe lmao

[orchid skiff]

Yeah so did I

[fair bridge]

now we're malware twins ❤️

[orchid skiff]

not so fast

[fair bridge]

my internet sucks downstairs

i need to fix my mesh

[orchid skiff]

where is the memberlist

where did you hide it malo

[lament cave]

Click the button on the top right.

[fair bridge]

headass...,,,,,

[plain falcon]

Is that.. is that drake?

[elder merlin]

@shut urchin

[fair bridge]

i am now on macbook

[orchid skiff]

bruh

[fair bridge]

but i fucked up and forgot to go to another store and get kosher salt

so now i have to leave!!!!

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-youre-joking-but-on-the-off-chance-you-arent-no-captain-holt-raymond-hold-gif-20670405

[fair bridge]

this is bullshit i have to put shorts back on

fuck my stupid chud life

[elder merlin]

[plain falcon]

Amazon Same day it bro, it’s 2025 who goes to stores nowadays?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/magician-david-lynch-twin-peaks-jay-karales-lowres-gif-25912027

[fair bridge]

me, the most impatient person on Earth

[rustic ore]

Fatshark: We hot fixed a bug that caused crashes with Arbites Execution Order and fixed it not procing right.

Me: Plays one mission with Exe Order, crashes 7 times when I never crashed before.

[lament cave]

...what.

[somber stream]

Bruh

[round mica]

have you tried turning it off and back on?

[plain falcon]

Well.. sheet. Go get your sodium. I recommend buying a 50pnd sack of road salt. It’s num nums

[round mica]

mmmmmmmm

[somber stream]

SMG is one-handed, no 300SC 'refund', no weapon customize or leveling, will cost medal to unlock, will stay around forever

Interesting. Wonder what the damage on the AR is, for 32 rounds it better be 80

[round mica]

what are you talking about you gooby

[somber stream]

The ODST bond

[round mica]

the suppressed SMG has my interest

[somber stream]

Light pen, but doesn't matter

Is cool

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/the-undertaker-aj-styles-wwe-boneyard-match-wrestle-mania36-gif-16943984

[rustic ore]

Darktide talking HD2? Meanwhile HD2 talking Darktide....new shared server proposal?

[lament cave]

To be fair, the lack of customization kind of makes sense.

[round mica]

light pen don’t matter, the liberator carbine is light pen but shreds bugs

and bots

[dusty crypt]

did i somehow clear my steam download history without remembering or is the """hot"""fix taking a long time to roll out (in EU)?

[rustic ore]

Next Collab better be 40k Adeptes Militarum.

[somber stream]

Yeah no Crossover weapon will have any customization i think

[plain falcon]

Games Workshop would never.

[somber stream]

Hmm idk, shoot wee slow

Not sure if suitable for bug

[round mica]

mane you’re sayin this like we don’t know if it will have different RPM changes

i will kill you licht

[elder merlin]

Wait, which rifle is the medium pen that is all white?

[somber stream]

Liberator Penetrator

[elder merlin]

Oh

[round mica]

liberator pen

[plain falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/al-pacino-tony-montana-smile-chuckles-hehe-gif-5684285595074758905

[somber stream]

Would be great if it can

[round mica]

i just hope to god the rifle is medium pen

[somber stream]

It is

[round mica]

how do you know licht

huh

how do you know

[tired steeple]

Steam post I think

[somber stream]

.

Smh

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna get on the super credit farm early

[somber stream]

You're lucky i like you enough to scrow up that far

[tired steeple]

Need another

400

*600

[round mica]

that’s photoshop

[tired steeple]

I’m at like 900 rn

[round mica]

you can’t fool me

[tired steeple]

Believe it’ll be 1500

[round mica]

HERESY

[somber stream]

I will cut your balls

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-so-excited-gif-gif-9130232280341803057

i hope the armour sets that are coming out have 3 perks instead of 1 or 2

[somber stream]

It has 3

Lower footstep noise
Increase radar range
No legs damage

[round mica]

wait

no leg damage

that means

[rustic ore]

They said the same about...well, literally anything lmao. But they changed their tune and that's why we have Vermintide/Darktide, Dawn of War etc.

[round mica]

warp jump pack spam…

oh my god

i’m gonna cream

[lament cave]

Well... maybe not a good idea.

I think they said the more you use it, the higher chance it has to kill you.

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-i'm-gonna-explode-i-think-i'm-going-to-explode-im-i-am-explode-gif-10943975452440390027

[plain falcon]

We can pray.

[rustic ore]

Can confirm it's my favorite

[round mica]

you can use it 3 times before you die

first time is free, last two times break your legs

then death

[lament cave]

Beautiful.

[somber stream]

Ah pardon, immune to leg injuries. Not immune to damage in general

[rustic ore]

One jump is safe, two is a random table of nothing happens/Take damage/Incur Limb Break/Get set on fire/all the above and 3 jumps in a row is insta death

[round mica]

even better

this means you can use the warp jump twice

for free

FREE BABY

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-super-credits-destiny-warbond-gif-5812878230042615969

[plain falcon]

Who hates doing dishes???

I hate dishes

[somber stream]

Life hack: Clean as you cook

[round mica]

just break them and buy new ones

[orchid skiff]

my fav chore

take that back

[plain falcon]

Are you drake?

[orchid skiff]

..wat

[plain falcon]

That’s exactly what Drake would say

[thick coyote]

ding

[round mica]

i heard you’re a lesbian, girl me too - Drake

wise words drake, wise words

[rustic ore]

Use paper plates and durable paper utensils and never wash a dish again!

[somber stream]

Genius!

[round mica]

damn straight

[orchid skiff]

why would you use plates ? you have two hands

[round mica]

only break out the glass for fancy occasions

[plain falcon]

I like trees more than turtles tho

Plastic FTW

[round mica]

just because you like being choked doesn’t mean turtles do you sick fuck

[plain falcon]

I joke, I kid. Sillies

[rustic ore]

Uh...

Lmao

[plain falcon]

I seen that turtle with the straw up its nose. They need tooters for their supply too

[elfin pagoda]

opens darktide discord, sees miqo te pfp, double checks if im not in the balance discord by accident

[round mica]

can someone translate this to normal lingo please

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[plain falcon]

It appears to be some archaic form of English. A tad bit of discord kitten Sanskrit. And a hint of klingon. Idk what they sayin tho

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/subrote-star-trek-klingon-judging-judge-gif-22019953

[elfin pagoda]

saw someone with a different game's pfp and wondered if i was in the wrong discord

[somber stream]

Ah

[plain falcon]

Google translate called me retarted for putting it in.

[tired steeple]

That passive sucks ass btw

A lot of passives are quite shit

Idk why arrowhead is so adamant on not letting us transmog our gear

[round mica]

you are so silly

you know that

almost like a silly bug

that is really silly

[rustic ore]

Lmao

[tired steeple]

Ff14 pfp?

[thick fog]

Lovely a burster made me crash lol

As I also threw an impact

[tired steeple]

Oh ara also has ff14 in her profile banner

That’s neat

[orchid skiff]

we love hotfixes

fatshark was somehow doing better while on vacation

[plain falcon]

GOT Emmm!!!!

[rustic ore]

Yeah my PFP is my character in FF14

[orchid skiff]

i'm guessing it's a blitz crash

[tired steeple]

Goes hard

[somber stream]

Getting a lot of crash report every since the latest patch dropped

[fading otter]

They’re literally working on that lol, last word on it was from July 24 when Shams (ceo) said- “we know that’s high on the list. We want to take extra care with such a feature. Not rushing it until it’s in a good place”

[rustic ore]

There's a couple ways I can take that lmao

[somber stream]

Especiall the disconnects, might be wise to lay off from Havoc for now (again)

[tired steeple]

Thanks

[tired steeple]

It’s awesome

I love ff14

[primal jackal]

Awww no fix for shouty dialogue bug yet

[tired steeple]

Not caught up on the patches for dawntrail yet though

[primal jackal]

I love this game for the banter

[rustic ore]

I'm still working through MSQ. Just got to EW

Darktide got me in a death grip though lol

[tired steeple]

Aww endwalker is peak. I rarely use that word but endwalker deserves it

[plain falcon]

I should get a dishwasher… but rings are so expensive.

[thick fog]

Game is telling me to stop

[dusty crypt]

is this maybe why i still haven't had the update roll out

[orchid skiff]

did you restart steam?

[dusty crypt]

no, but i never have to for any other updates what the fuck man

[quartz sail]

Anyone want to try and explain how the strike team stuff works with discord? Is it like a channel on a walkie-talkie? You coordinate who to join one?

[thick fog]

It is just normal voice chats

but named for immersion

[orchid skiff]

you gotta say "over" after each sentence

[quartz sail]

How would I try to find certain types to play with? Like if I wanted to organize a group of all ladies to play high havocs with for example.

[quartz sail]

I knew it!

[chilly bone]

I would assume you use the lfg channels to ask around and get a group together, then hop in one of the vcs

lfg = looking for group

[quartz sail]

So that's what lfg means. Thnx

[lethal jasper]

Something is broken

With this hotfix

Keep crashing multiple times a mission and never ever crashed before

[thick fog]

Follow the rules in #vox-lfg-lexicanum on what region you play and send message on specific region channel

[quartz sail]

Cool. I'm looking at it now

[lilac sapphire]

Does the game just not work on xbox now?

[plain falcon]

Has it ever really?

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah it just had performance issues

[crude scaffold]

any1 play 40k inquisitor martyr?

[plain falcon]

That’s what she said

[lilac sapphire]

😭

[plain falcon]

Cereally tho. I haven’t fired my Xbox up yet today…. Fighting dishes. Did they really break the game for us again?

[fair bridge]

do u guys want some chicken

[little marten]

Woof

[plain falcon]

With salt?

[fair bridge]

everything has salt in it you fool

[round mica]

@thick fog @fair bridge you guys trynna farm more SC?

[fair bridge]

cooking rn

[round mica]

lame

starve

@heady turtle you down?

[heady turtle]

doing some peak rn

so cant

[round mica]

a bunch of posers

@plain falcon hop on HD2

let’s farm some SC

[plain falcon]

On god they are bro. Actin like farmin is for peasants

😭 I got dishes

[round mica]

brother

it’s been like 4 hours

[plain falcon]

Procrastination is my super power

Thinking of ways to not do them is taking longer than just doing them. What a conundrum

[thick fog]

Wont be able to

Got dinner soon and work

[hallow pivot]

NEW DOW GUYS

[thick fog]

Shit about to be peak

[plain falcon]

Work?

[wooden creek]

But not by Relic this time, huh

[steel coral]

WE'RE SO BACK

[thick fog]

New DOW

[wooden creek]

Dawn of War 4 by the Iron Harvest guys

[plain falcon]

I’m 2000 and late

[wooden creek]

and Iron Harvest was pretty much a Relic-style RTS but not by Relic, hahahoho

[lilac sapphire]

40k total war when

[plain falcon]

Pretty soon. Prolly before GTA6

[sour nimbus]

Is there any way to see scoreboard message history? I was just in game and want to check who picked from the ammo crate.

[plain falcon]

Double dippers will not be tolerated. It’s in the Lex. Page 246 I believe

[sour nimbus]

This one was hogging all the ammo, then topped up probably three times from the same crate

In Havoc 22

[inland jetty]

Oh damn DT just crashed. I never had crashes before

[plain falcon]

Triple dipping heresy ahh

[ancient mason]

ill actually play that. ive been thinking about 3 for my first rts but just never bought it in fear of not liking it.

[sour nimbus]

I have the scoreboard mod which tells you who does what, but I think that's gone after the mission.

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah it can be pretty hard to get into

Id recommend watching stuff on it maybe

[ancient mason]

f5 shows your scoreboards from prev games

[sour nimbus]

Yeah, but that info is missing I think

[plain falcon]

Who needs facts. Just slander the dude or dudes. Put them all on blast

[ancient mason]

i tried dawn of war and i kinda liked it but i was still hyperfixated on tarkov and just didnt put the time in. i sailed the high seas for difinitive edition i just didnt install it yet

[sour nimbus]

You're right. I'm just gonna go with my suspicion and plaster his name all over.

[plain falcon]

I will hate him from this day to my last.

[lilac sapphire]

Total war is like that but the rts battles are less than half of the game. You do spend more time in the turn based campaign map

[ancient mason]

thats how we do it over in the tarkov community lmaooo

[ancient mason]

im really interested in the chaos dlc. thats mainly why i decided to download.

[plain falcon]

Tell us who it is. Or we will just assume your the triple dipper

I double dog dare you!!!

[sour nimbus]

Ah, Stalinism.

It was my neighbour

To the gulags

[plain falcon]

[west urchin]

in scorebaord options > plugins there's an ammo drop down, i've never used it but it says ammo packs/bullets. idk if that does just crates or all pickups tho

[ancient mason]

to the gulag he goes.

[plain falcon]

Neighbors are the worst

[errant knot]

is anyone else having a ton of unexpected error server crashes since the hotfix?

just had another one

[shut scroll]

they announced dawn of war 4

[ancient mason]

i particularly like to annoy mine with unsolicited guitar jamming on max vol

[plain falcon]

Fat shark loves us!

Free DCs and crashes for EVERYONE

[west urchin]

idk, best patch if you ask me, arbitrators keep crashing and being replaced by psykers. i like it

[ancient mason]

shits been havin me crashout these last 2 days with how many dc's ive had

[shut scroll]

[lilac sapphire]

Warhammer getting more games is great

[thick fog]

The nerd hobby has now become main stream

[plain falcon]

Fatshark has a new meta strat. Don’t need to fix bugs if no one can play the game! Brainmaxxed mega chads

[shut scroll]

trailer is on youtube

dunno if allowed to post here

[plain falcon]

Let’s find out. DO It

[shut scroll]

[plain falcon]

Please

[shut scroll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDk8YmUHyM

[plain falcon]

Absolute GOAT

[gilded socket]

Ive been institutionalized and silenced by big government

[ancient mason]

every trailer warhammer drops goes so unnecessarily hard. shit is ridiculous.

[rich belfry]

Yes Yes YES

[plain falcon]

That’s what Starlink wants. Don’t succumb to .org pressure. Big brotha can’t throw hands.

They can catch em though. For cheap

[west urchin]

"German studio KING Art Games is at the helm" who the fuck is that

[ancient mason]

ive never heard of them either lmaoo

[west urchin]

they have a portfolio on their website but it's like.. ||kinda shit?|| stuff I haven't heard of before

[elder hare]

Ah yes the blood ravens, thousand sons/blood angel chimeras

[shut scroll]

Rip Cyrus

[jaunty path]

This update feels like a nothing burger.

[elder hare]

fixes often feel like that tbf

[nocturne bloom]

Tbh, its always refreshing for a new studio to make a game. You already know it'll be different, just for better or worse is a time thing

[west urchin]

they have an RTS called Iron Harvest, alternate 1920s poland, its on steam too, https://kingart-games.com/games/7-iron-harvest 30usd w/ a 20usd dlc as well, I might pick it up to see how they do rts, has good reviews

[plain falcon]

No Black Templars? Very mid game

[heady turtle]

best spacemarine chapter go

imperial fists

[blissful kiln]

holy shit this looks so ass

dow3 2

[ancient mason]

im biased af. iron warriors.

thats legion my fault

[lilac crag]

Raven Guard

[shut scroll]

ultramarines

[rocky moat]

there was an update?

didnt even know

[heady turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cripz-gif-13253038977454994447

[plain falcon]

Bluey Boiis!

[ancient mason]

for loyalist i gotta go carcharodons

[tacit geode]

They mentioned base building

[rocky moat]

raven guard x2

[tacit geode]

Also imperial fists

[rustic ore]

If your an Execution Order Arby it's amazing lol...shame I'm console though, keep proccing so many buffs I keep crashing

[elder hare]

Dark Angels with Lion back, DAoT is OP

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness @gilded socket

[dusty crypt]

mmmmmmmmmmm love crashing during the end event

why the fuck are fartshart like this

[inland jetty]

Yea EO is not only a very useful marker, but does good work too

[plain falcon]

They love us

[elder merlin]

It aint easy bein cheesey

[inland jetty]

The game I just had the sound was very bad tho

There is a chance I am just deaf, but bombers and trappers just walked up to me without me ever hearing em xD

[elder merlin]

It be like that sometimes

[jaunty path]

You mean the dog or the purple outline

[plain falcon]

You guys ever see the VivaLaDirtLeague dev series? I like to imagine Fatshark talks about us the way Alan does towards the Skycraft community

[rustic ore]

Yes

From what I gather EO and it's nodes weren't proccing right

They fixed it and now it's even more apparent

[jaunty path]

I'll see how it is soon.

[nocturne bloom]

I won't

[rustic ore]

Nice day for fishin' ain't it?

[rocky moat]

i thought i noticed like
way more enemies being highlighted

[dusty crypt]

i think the highlighting always worked but killing them didn't stack buffs

[rustic ore]

I was useing EO pre patch and I liked it a lot, after this patch? Jesus! I keep crashing I'm stacking so much stuff. Like the correcting procs are forcing me over the crash limit

[dusty crypt]

only fartshart could release an update fixing something and make it even less useable

truly amazing

[steel anvil]

I'm going to say I'm kind of on the mixed bag to be honest on one hand Looks promising but on the other Relic is not working on the project

[fair bridge]

high five!!

[plain falcon]

If it’s not broke don’t fix it. They are creating job security. Let them get their nut

[rustic ore]

If I had the monies I'd get the Dawn of War remaster. It any good? Played the OG but not looking forward to getting all the armies again

[steel anvil]

yes

[dusty crypt]

this would be funny at all if this wasn't the latest fuckup in a long, long series

[rustic ore]

Guess FS has a history of under delivering?

[dusty crypt]

idk if it even still counts as "under" delivering if they just... don't

[tawny grail]

Depends on how unhappy you are otherwise

[plain falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-hotline-hotline-bling-option-yes-and-no-gif-17558407

Making new content<breaking things and fixing them

[tawny grail]

What broke in the update? Some kind of buff crash?

[dusty crypt]

game crashes if you have too many buffs

[fair bridge]

didn't we literally get new content 2 months ago

[rustic ore]

I liked Vermintide 1 and 2 but this...I'm addicted to Darktide. Disabled with lots of free time and I've played this nearly exclusively for weeks!

[fair bridge]

is that too much time for you?

2 months is too long to go without new content

[tawny grail]

I'm at ~1200 hours after 2 years, still having a blast

[fair bridge]

we must destroy fatshark

[dusty crypt]

i hope she sees this bro

[plain falcon]

You jumped in the convo late bruh!

[fair bridge]

2 whole entire months without new shiny thing

[plain falcon]

Taking things out of context lol

[tawny grail]

All platforms? Crazy

[dusty crypt]

dunno, definitely on pc

[tawny grail]

Any chance it's mod shenanigans?

[rustic ore]

PC has a fix already

Literally day of lol

[fair bridge]

wdym bro i'm serious it's unacceptable that we're not getting brand new content every single day

[tawny grail]

lol
Darktide modding Discord to the rescue

[dusty crypt]

link blease

[tawny grail]

Bunch of overachievers getting more than 45 buffs
Settle down

[fair bridge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/579

[rustic ore]

Beat me to it lol

[tawny grail]

Hopefully critical enough to get a quick hotfix

Seems nasty

[fair bridge]

according to the players the devs simply do not care about making video games

so why would they fix it

[lilac sapphire]

Arby worked fine for me on xbox

[dusty crypt]

i'm not sure but i think individual stacks might count

[tawny grail]

Bless you @turbid pecan

[lilac sapphire]

Xbox bros our time is now

[rustic ore]

Oh yeah, like I was ripping through shit on Auric Maelstrom but the moment I wrecked a horde with multiple specials I crash

[fair bridge]

u freaked a whole entire horde

[dusty crypt]

this is incredibly cringe and you should stop before you embarass yourself further.

[fair bridge]

i'm serious bro

[rustic ore]

Super freaked!

[tawny grail]

DT community is very...passionate

[fair bridge]

we must continue to slander developers who do not give us, gentlemanly gamers, what we Deserve

[lilac sapphire]

Gamers rise up

[fading otter]

I see where you’re coming from because the Arbites is literally the most development intensive piece of content that we’ve received since launch but it’s also not new content for everybody, not everyone is going to be interested in the class or willing to pay for it so for those people it’s been a long time without content. If they added a new map, new enemies, or even like one new weapon for each class along with the Arbites this point would hold more weight tbh

[plain falcon]

A fully functioning game???

[fair bridge]

we don't know what we deserve but we will make Hundreds of Threads about it

[fair bridge]

do we not have one??

[rustic ore]

Honestly feels like most of the devs do care about making a quality game. Think a lot of issues in dev time come down to management

[fair bridge]

right now??

[dusty crypt]

poe's law in action

[plain falcon]

Not currently I’m told

[tawny grail]

Malo is cooking? Malo is cooking :o

[fair bridge]

if the game does not function why do people have thousands of hours in it

why are people playing the motherfucker right now

[dusty crypt]

it's kind of weird that you're crashing out harder about people complaining than the people complaining are.

[plain falcon]

You ok blud? Has something triggered you? I’m getting very scared right now. Your tone of typing is truly hostile

[fair bridge]

that's too many words, shorten it down

[fair bridge]

text has tone??

[fading otter]

He’s acting sarcastic but it takes like one ounce of brain power to realize that he’s trying to parody people who whine about not enough content

[tawny grail]

I agree with you Malo don't let these malcontents gaslight you

[rustic ore]

Like I said earlier to someone else.

Nice day for fishin' ain't it?

Lol

[plain falcon]

Keep your inside voice on.

[dusty crypt]

and you responded to him as though he was serious.

[fair bridge]

i'm so confused

anyway guys yeah i'm gonna link my 4000 word forum post detailing every single reason why fatshark is a bad company and every developer that worked on darktide should be fired and never work on a game again

[little marten]

Dawn of war 4

[elder merlin]

This place sucks, to survive here you just gotta shitpost

[fair bridge]

it looks kinda sick tbh

[plain falcon]

I’ll proof read and edit for you! I’m cool like that.

[fair bridge]

thank you babe

[fading otter]

Because he is? He’s not seriously mad that there’s no content but he’s seriously trying to make fun of people who think there isn’t and those people kind of have a point, that’s all I’m saying

[tawny grail]

Warhammer 40K is maximum everything
In keeping with that tradition we are maximum drama

[fair bridge]

THERE IS ONLY WAR

[tawny grail]

[fair bridge]

vampires at the wendy's bro

[dusty crypt]

the people he's crashing out about don't exist, he is strawmanning so hard that dave oshry wants to give him a shotgun

[rustic ore]

Half of 40k fan base are laughing while cosplaying fascists, the other half are enjoying being fascist

[fair bridge]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/c/darktide/66

they're all here

they live here

they eat here, they sleep here, they breed here

they multiply and they fester and when they are released, god will turn his face away from us

[nocturne bloom]

They b-breed??

[fair bridge]

we have videos of it

[tawny grail]

Some have summer homes on the Steam forums

[fair bridge]

it's sickening

[lilac sapphire]

Everybody loves fascism

[fair bridge]

but yeah forum users suck, everyone knows it

[nocturne bloom]

Videos? Of them... b-breeding??

[fair bridge]

it's good to remind people every once in a while

and by every once in a while i mean every waking minute

[plain falcon]

No gender basing here bruh. Everything*

[lilac sapphire]

People really waste hours of their life whining instead of just playing something else

[lilac sapphire]

Oh right fair

[steel anvil]

honestly I don't really play a lot of that game as of late because of boredom and kind of burnout these days

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-react-this-user-pregnant-man-gif-7314513712895381143

[drowsy lynx]

Damned bodies with their genders

[rustic ore]

Lol that's dumb

[fair bridge]

i've been watching this. crazy shit https://youtu.be/IVMBCLCK0gY

[tawny grail]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-1789335409913780266

[elder merlin]

Bruh, im just here for the aesthetics of the armor and shit

[lilac sapphire]

Yeah i got super burned out after the update as well and it helps to just drop the game for a bit

[fair bridge]

do u think there is a space marine that has a speech impediment and says "bwother"

[blissful kiln]

buwuther

[plain falcon]

You bet!!!

[elder merlin]

Jokes on you, im playing something else right now

[lilac sapphire]

Gwowy to dah empowoh

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/titus-warhammer-chad-space-marine-2-gif-10665446803840407692

[fading otter]

Hey man I just like swords that are chainsaws and rocket bullets that explode

[rustic ore]

Bwother, get twe Fwamer....the hwvy fwamer

[drowsy lynx]

I like when the bolter makes the loud sound

[rustic ore]

Something something daka?

[plain falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/city-wok-welcome-to-chitty-wok-chicken-gif-15698793

[tawny grail]

I think that things like speech impediments are probably far in the past especially considering all of the other modifications Space Marines get

[plain falcon]

White Scars

[fair bridge]

i like to think that maybe he has sustained some injury to his mouth or tongue of some sort

but in the reality of that universe he would likely be fitted with a vox unit to compensate 😔

bwother no more............ 😔

[tawny grail]

I was going to say
I'm sure there are multiple cosmetics to fix that problem..

[fair bridge]

i have accounted for every variable.

[tawny grail]

I guess he would have to tolerate the speech impediment until the shop rotates back to the correct headpiece

Talk about real fomo

[plain falcon]

Chaos Marines prolly sound funny af

[fair bridge]

thew is onwy war!!!!

[rustic ore]

Guys...if the God-Emperor was so great....why'd he go out like a bi**h

[fair bridge]

why did you do that

censor the word "bitch"

why

[jaunty path]

Bitch

[fair bridge]

are your parents watching

[lilac sapphire]

Its a slur

[tawny grail]

Heresy to imply the emperor went anywhere
He's right there
Don't talk like he isn't in the room listening

[plain falcon]

Scurrdy ahh dude

[fair bridge]

i'm calling your mom

[lilac sapphire]

Isnt emporer just a world class psyker

[rustic ore]

Cuase the censorship sound is funnier than the hard word

[fair bridge]

??

[jaunty path]

We're spanking you with a mallet

Prepare for brain damage.

[fair bridge]

not again

FUCKKKK i just remembered what i was supposed to order