general-chat

[blazing hawk]

Except that guy

Kill that guy

[blissful kiln]

[blazing hawk]

Dissident will not be tolerated

[blissful kiln]

have at thee

[untold skiff]

Yes just have your expectations in order the game is fun but incredibly jank at times and there will be game breaking bugs, disconnects and crashes.

[languid idol]

Could anyone tell me why like how’s the gameplay graphics sever reliability difficult so forth

[blazing hawk]

Server fuckingnwucks

Server fucking sucks

[languid idol]

@untold skiff not the best start can’t lie

[blazing hawk]

Gameplay is great

Graphics is good

[untold skiff]

Servers are hosted on my grandma's toaster.

[blazing hawk]

There's a shit ton of real model references

[untold skiff]

But when the game works it's magical.

[blazing hawk]

Game let's you choose the difficulty of missions

[languid idol]

Is that on pc PlayStation or all the time?

[blazing hawk]

It's on steam xbox

Uhhh

I think it's on the PlayStation too

[languid idol]

How hard is the hardest difficulty I’m a big fan of kf was wondering if it similar in terms of anything

Yeah it’s on PlayStation just didn’t know how much it’s worth it

[untold skiff]

Will kick your ass repeatedly.

[languid idol]

Kf3 is a shit show and I already beat it

[blazing hawk]

Havoc 40 is a shitshow

[languid idol]

@untold skiff that’s good at least

Is havoc the shooting version

[blazing hawk]

If you are not on your game

You die

[languid idol]

I’ve heard dark tide is like the melee version

[blazing hawk]

In like 3 hits

Darktide is the shooting one

But with a lot of melee

[languid idol]

Oh

[blazing hawk]

It just has more shooting

Melee focused

[languid idol]

Oh okay is the mellee system still good?

[blazing hawk]

The melee weapons feel really good

Dodging blocking

[languid idol]

Blocking or parrying

[untold skiff]

Havoc 40 does become easy when you got a stacked squad of very good players but if you play it on pugs you will most likely lose like a good 60-70% of the time 90% if you don't filter teammates.

[languid idol]

Or both?

[blazing hawk]

If you do love the 40k minis you'll love the game

It's mostly blocking

[languid idol]

I’ve never played a 40 k game ever

[blazing hawk]

There is a weapon that let's you parry attacks

But it's mostly dodging blocking

Pushing

[languid idol]

I mean if that system is clean and not a load of bs then that’s fine too

[blazing hawk]

It's clean

It's great

[untold skiff]

Combat is very fluid

[untold skiff]

Most of the time

Trying to weave specials without mods will have your inputs being eaten

[languid idol]

Hmm okay so the combat is good, and the difficult I’m getting mixed opinions how’s the replay ability

[round mica]

[untold skiff]

There's not the widest choice of maps but the gameplay loop is solid.

[blissful kiln]

The game has the best melee combat in the genre, it is very difficulty at higher difficulty, there are enough maps and modifiers to make runs fresh for hundreds of hours. and there is a separate game mode with waves of enemies and roguelike elements

the shooting is also very good

[round mica]

[blissful kiln]

erm

what I meant to say was - darktide bad

[languid idol]

Well to be honest sounds great so far

How bad are these serves tho worse than kf3? Becusss if so then no matter what this might be a skip

[thick fog]

Lots

[marsh iris]

worst game ever

[thick fog]

Servers sometimes just go fine and other times absolute hell lol

[languid idol]

How frequently

[thick fog]

But it looks good now it seems

[wintry fog]

IMO it has lots of replayability, otherwise it wouldn't have players.
Each run is different enough and you're focused on killing enemies.

[thick fog]

From what I played recently

[languid idol]

Is it a game where campaign and multiplayer or combined or can you do them separately with no issues?

[thick fog]

Campaign mode is just a more experience for new players to learn the basics of the game and story

You still gonna match up with others doing the story missions

[languid idol]

Other than that though it’s just a seperate thing tho?

[marsh iris]

havoc is slowly dying

[untold skiff]

The campaign is kind of a joke, it's nothing that you would miss.
And the game is only multiplayer there is no solo mode implemented or even planning to be implemented for all we know.

[round mica]

[thick fog]

You can skip the campaign or choose to play it

[untold skiff]

Even private games you need a second player in party to host.

[wintry fog]

The missions are all available in the default pool, except one which you would need a mod to replay

or queue into a game with someone else using the mod.

[nocturne bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[thick fog]

Campaign ain't much important but it nice to have after they tried to make the story more clear to players

With the Arbites drop

[languid idol]

Ah so essentially I don’t do the campaign becusss I can’t be bothered and just enjoy the multiplayer with the boys?

[thick fog]

It optional

[languid idol]

How’s the skill ceiling?

[untold skiff]

Pretty much you don't lose anything by doing the campaign but the campaign is completely forgettable

[untold skiff]

Incredibly high

[thick fog]

Depends what class but in general this game skill ceiling is very high

[wanton talon]

Very very high

[untold skiff]

You have people who can beat havoc 40's alone

[wanton talon]

There is a ton to learn

[languid idol]

Awesome love that

[thick fog]

People here with thousands of hours still find new ways to discover

With builds and stuff

[languid idol]

With the classes which way do they work, sorry if I’m asking alot by the way

[wanton talon]

They're all fairly distinct, and have talent trees that allow a lot of customization

[thick fog]

Veteran = Hybrid melee and ranged
Zealot = Melee and huge critical chances
Ogryn = Crowd Control/Stagger and tank
Psyker = ranged and wizard playstyle

Arbites mix of veteran and ogryn

[untold skiff]

• Cough * zealot * cough *

[wooden creek]

You have to do the campaign as a new player in order to gradually unlock things, but they are effectively slightly tweaked versions of normal missions + an extra cutscene at the end to give story context

[amber delta]

zealot allows for a lot of customisation

[wanton talon]

Yes well let's not talk about that

[amber delta]

there's a good build, and making yourself worse builds

[thick fog]

Loner best aura

[wanton talon]

Zealot can choose 1 blitz, 2 auras, 3 abilities and 1 keystone

[languid idol]

What’s with everyone talking about zealot?

[amber delta]

I hope you find hair in your next meal

[thick fog]

We must speak the truth

[wanton talon]

Zealots are loud, Ogryns call them Shouties

[untold skiff]

You have 3 keystones but I only like running 2.

[thick fog]

Good and powerful class but current state lacks of build variety

[wanton talon]

Martyrdom isn't real

[thick fog]

There's only one build ever gonna be used

[untold skiff]

Fair.

[languid idol]

Oh right so basically their simple asf

[thick fog]

Outdated skill tree

[languid idol]

I mean mellee is the goal for me tbh

[thick fog]

But we now waiting for a zealot tree rework

Like Ogryn received

[untold skiff]

Yeah zealot suffers from being designed back in the old days. He has very strong talents, and he has ones that are pretty objectively bad.

[thick fog]

Ogryn was the simple minded one before

[amber delta]

me trying to weave in immolation nades into my build but its impossible because rightside topmost nodes are absurdly strong

[untold skiff]

Just don't use second wind or scourge lol 😂

[sour nimbus]

Everytime I take immo nades with revolver, I'm thinking, I should have taken flamer with knife instead.

[thick fog]

If you wanna go absolute blind on melee play Ogryn on lower diffs

[languid idol]

The plans mellee on every difficulty

[untold skiff]

You will most likely find zealot arbites and ogryn the most enjoyable then.

[thick fog]

Melee wont always be the solution in this game

[sour nimbus]

Arbie tree structure is gold standard now I think. Just tone down the numbers FFS.

[untold skiff]

Throwing knife is just ranged melee change my mind.

[marsh iris]

the most ammo spent and stolen wins darktide

[thick fog]

Nah rock

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-dead-chat-gif-27257333

[wanton talon]

Correct

Flamer is S tier in Havoc and Revolver is like B tier at best

[untold skiff]

I use Spearhead boltgun in aurics and flamer in havocs.

Aurics don't have enough enemy density that I even bother pulling out the flamer tbh

[wanton talon]

Yep those are zealot's best ranged weapons in havoc atm afaik

[untold skiff]

If only the revolver didn't have a ammo reserve more dry than the Sahara.

[wanton talon]

Laspistol's decent if you want something for sniping

Way better ammo economy than revolver

[untold skiff]

I heard people like the bolt pistol but I've never tried it.

[wanton talon]

Oh yeah that's decent too, but it synergizes far better with vet afaik

Due to the funny grenadier build

[fiery wave]

If you 'nadier main, is easy to just use on Zealot, Arby and Meleeker.

The breakpoints are equally atrocious on all. Unless EO chain kills.

[wanton talon]

Sure, it's decent weapon anyways

Good sniping and solid boss damage

[fiery wave]

Yep.

[wanton talon]

Less punch than bolter but 10x more comfy

[fiery wave]

Yep, funny I will say that it's worst on vet cos breakpoint issues.

It's there as a statstick more then.

Other classes don't rely as much on actually killing for buffs.

[wanton talon]

I wouldn't use it on gunker because laspistol exists

[fiery wave]

Meleeker.

[wanton talon]

Same thing in my mind

[fiery wave]

Funni bleed Assails and warpslash.

[wanton talon]

Wait bleed assail?

[fiery wave]

Yes.

Ask in psyker mains.

[wanton talon]

Happens by weapon swapping I imagine?

[fiery wave]

There's a guide on it. I even made and assail focused build with a BP for ppl to learn it. And yep.

[wanton talon]

That is gonna get fixed lmao

Cool though

[fiery wave]

Swap to gun after throwing.

[fiery wave]

It's been there since bolter and bistol existed... and assail.

[wanton talon]

They did fix the goofy arbitrator bleed explosion dog build

[fiery wave]

Because more ppl complained about it even when it honestly wasn't that busted.

In consideration to the class itself.

[untold skiff]

Man sure do love me a class that can face tank pox bursters yum yum.

[fiery wave]

You just get a smaller radius weaker frag effect. Is strong considering how the shock works in the first place.

But technically, is more work if you aren't cheating.

[nocturne bloom]

Devs lacking creativity? Whatttt

By logic alone anything we do would cause bleed

[wanton talon]

I want inferno staff to apply burn on top of soulblaze

I am sane and can be trusted with game balance

[nocturne bloom]

Eh

Its good enough as is

Just an infinite ammo flamer really

[wanton talon]

I am aware

I was joking

It's already an S tier weapon

[hallow burrow]

yoo new patch out

nice the arbites are fixed

[blissful kiln]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/hotfix-73-1-8-5-patch-notes/111830

arby maul not mentioned in the notes

[shrewd solar]

Arbites finally playable

🤸‍♂️

[fiery wave]

Fixed the zealot inquisitor hat but not the Vet one... Sighs.

[shy panther]

completely wrong about that, look!!!

they made the PNG aligned well

[blissful kiln]

[stable canopy]

Purgle the unclean?

[mental moss]

want 'em crispy is back!

[shy panther]

Purgle the nurgle

[long sigil]

finally

update

let se

[stable canopy]

She purgle on my nurgle till….

[round mica]

Emoji spammers

[long sigil]

just hot patch huh

next update will some big and fast

[hallow burrow]

when is next content update?

[long sigil]

fuck

[stable canopy]

Never

Dead fatshark theory

[hallow burrow]

well i will just have to hope then

[shrewd solar]

failed joining server

[wanton talon]

September I imagine

Or october

[earnest nacelle]

Why would they rename "Purgle the Unclean"?

[round mica]

Or next year

[wanton talon]

It's Nurgle's twin brother, Purgle

[fair bridge]

i'm going to beat forum users to death with hammers

[compact cloak]

Do we have any idea of what will be coming next? Big patch

[fair bridge]

how many hours do you have in the game right now

[long sigil]

fat shark to much played

how vacation 2month dooooooooooog

[compact cloak]

Oof, hundreds

[fair bridge]

play something else

[earnest nacelle]

TENS OF HOURS

[long sigil]

ye

[tacit geode]

Scroll down there's someone way lamer lmfaooo

[earnest nacelle]

FIFTEENS, PERHAPS

[fair bridge]

oh no

[compact cloak]

I am! I don't even have it installed right now. Just curious if they had given any hints on what they planning

Since I've not been following the news for a bit

[tacit geode]

They generally don't

[wanton talon]

I assume big balance patch

Source: my ass

[compact cloak]

That's a good source

[tired compass]

patch?

[compact cloak]

As good as it came to me in a dream

[wanton talon]

Indeed it is, thank you

[compact cloak]

But right, the two months of holidays. I'm honestly glad someone has worker rights

[fair bridge]

yeah i'm sure they can do all this in two months

[wanton talon]

Well, Fatshark has said zealot is due for a talent rework and they also released the forbidden patch notes for the duelling swords and plasma gun

[fair bridge]

fucking forum users

[steady flare]

New weapons for veteran probably?

[tired compass]

fatshark was never a roadmap dev

[steady flare]

Maybe?

[wanton talon]

So that's why I am assuming it's a big balance patch next

[tired compass]

the most they can do, is 1 big patch per quarter

[fair bridge]

will you join me in purging forum users

[long sigil]

next patch will must good

damn sharker

[nocturne horizon]

did arbites get a new outfit?

[final herald]

You JUST asked

[compact cloak]

I honestly think the thing that could really bring me back is a mechanicus class and chaos wasted

[nocturne horizon]

no answer

[compact cloak]

Chaos wastes would be awesome

[final herald]

You just don't pay no damn attention

[analog marsh]

Bro really thinks the 3d artists do all the other jobs, like coding, game design, music, sound, story etc

[nocturne horizon]

oh yeah

i was in the wrong channel

i didnt see

half a year and no outfit

fatshark trolling

[mental moss]

half a year?

[fair bridge]

HALF A YEAR

LMAO

[mental moss]

I ain't the biggest thinkah, sah

but didnae arbitraitor come out like little over a month ago?

[ocean widget]

june

[analog marsh]

2 months?

[knotty girder]

Bros been playing arbites for 6months already hahha

[nocturne horizon]

a couple months

[ocean widget]

june 23

[final herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779424458238459946/1404604545748832306/tenor_91.gif

[mental moss]

ah, my bad. thought it was july

[fair bridge]

how many months in a year bro

it's not 4

[tacit geode]

Darktide fans hate the shop till they don't get cosmetics

[nocturne horizon]

depends on my mood

[ocean widget]

a couple is 2 dumbass

[fair bridge]

dumbass

he said half a year at first that's what was funny

he made a mistake

that is the joke

[ocean widget]

ah you replied to the wrong person then

[fair bridge]

reply to this 🖕

[final herald]

It's been like 3 months ish
Arbites released in june

[nocturne horizon]

almost a year

[elder hare]

we hate them cause theyre unreliable, utilize a fomo system, and often miss the good costumes. That being said, we love making our characters look cool and most of the free shit in game is ass

[fair bridge]

do i need to explain the entire joke to you

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-flip-gif-5480671772097000575

[nocturne horizon]

no outfits

[stable fox]

Good, ses update

[elder hare]

thursday are outfit updates

[stable fox]

[ocean widget]

yes for i have lost all sense of space and time within the past 36 minutes

[elder hare]

tuesday is for hotfix

[nocturne horizon]

its been like 20 thursdays already

[final herald]

But thats who he was talking to

[nocturne horizon]

since it came out

[fair bridge]

dense how long have you been on jesus christ lmao

you might need to go to bed

[ocean widget]

im busy stealing gold from the government (in fallout 76 maybe)

[fair bridge]

hop in my bed i'll be there soon

[obtuse turret]

I wanna be in a screenshot too

[nocturne horizon]

i can manipulate time to my will

[final herald]

Is

Is today Thursday

[obtuse turret]

[nocturne horizon]

if i was a developer for fatshark i would make a new arbites outfit really soon

[ocean widget]

i wouldnt

[final herald]

I hope they don't specifically to spite you xv

[nocturne horizon]

maybe in my vision

[ocean widget]

not enough arbites assets to reskin

[final herald]

I hope your next outfit is a recolor of an existing one

[fair bridge]

they probably have a buncha shit in the pipeline

[ocean widget]

next arbites hat is the visor being halfway up

[mental moss]

man, can you imagine it? next premium arbites outfit is their base outfit but banana-yellow

I'd rock that shit

[nocturne horizon]

you mean the roadmap

what the hell is a pipeline, were not making a building

[final herald]

Nah dumber
The trenchcoat but red

[dreamy cliff]

This patch is poggers!!!!!

[ocean widget]

give it a 50% chance to be red or blue

[earnest nacelle]

They already have new ones. They won't start cycling new ones, however, until the internal catalog is enough to comfortably make more while the first catalog cycles.

[ocean widget]

start class wars based on the colour of the arbites penis helmet

[fiery wave]

But some want it.

[final herald]

Like you? Hmmm?????

[fair bridge]

damn no wonder my throat hurts this morning

[ocean widget]

actually we should give arbites that really shitty rogue trader jacket

[nocturne horizon]

i was kinda hoping they would add space marine armor

[fair bridge]

what the fuck was i snoring for

[nocturne horizon]

cause its cosmetic

[final herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jin-punch-punch-forever-cartoon-speedoru-out-of-nowhere-gif-12558363060254764213

[ocean widget]

mucus stuck in ur throat prob

[fair bridge]

i think our mattress is too soft

[ocean widget]

space marines are noticeably larger than the average human

[fair bridge]

i used to sleep on the floor when i was a kid and it was cozy

[final herald]

Is this a joke

[fair bridge]

i might bring it back

[final herald]

Its gotta be a joke

Please be a joke

[nocturne horizon]

we need an outfit like this for arbites

[fair bridge]

xvco is this gif a real life vampire 😨

[formal wharf]

ok theres no shot a matchmaking filter takes up nearly 3gb

[mental moss]

I can kinda imagine like shitty cosplay-style scrap outfits for the rejects that vaguely look like what a space marine could represent

[formal wharf]

i dont think its a joke

[mental moss]

ogryn wearing a carboard box painted with a sarco of a dreadnought

[final herald]

Why is it always this kind of person 😭

Brutal stupidity

Right here on discord

[formal wharf]

aint that deep though bro

[nocturne horizon]

thats konrad curze

[mental moss]

zealot with a pox hound's pelt pretending to be horus lupercal a space wolf

[tired compass]

cosmetics

[analog marsh]

Patch wasn't 3gb though.

[formal wharf]

on console

idk what it is but updates have different sizes for platforms

[nocturne horizon]

3gb isnt anything

[bright epoch]

Have they added anything new to commodores yet?

[nocturne horizon]

its only 300 megabytes

[analog marsh]

Well that's just console inefficiency.

[nocturne horizon]

forgot a 0

[formal wharf]

it goes both ways fym

[nocturne horizon]

cyberpunk patches are like 20gb

[formal wharf]

helldivers 2 takes up like 34gb on console while PC is like 80 if i recall

even higher maybe

[fair bridge]

yeah fatshark barely updates their game they might as well call it quits guys

[analog marsh]

Could be, idk. I don't play that game.

[fair bridge]

2-3 updates a month bro like are they TRYING to lose money??????????????????????????????????????????

[formal wharf]

thats just PC inefficency

[fair bridge]

ummmm wow we should just like tell them to quit

[nocturne horizon]

moved the morningstar 1 increment in the engine = a patch

[analog marsh]

HD2 on PC likely has much higher texture quality.

[fair bridge]

yo

[formal wharf]

"i dont play that game"

[west urchin]

Added a toggle in the Mission Terminal Options to turn off quickplaying into the Battle for Tertium campaign missions. this for you bigfish ty very much

[formal wharf]

your just yapping now

😭

[nocturne horizon]

do fatshark devs talk here btw

[fair bridge]

no

[formal wharf]

about time if i say so myself

[fair bridge]

well actually maybe

i think @low hemlock is one of them

he loooooves hadron

[somber stream]

read patch

That's it? That's the entire thing?

[primal heron]

Errors 2014 and 3013 or whichever the second one was back in full force

[final herald]

Orthus offends me

[fair bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/green-knight-what-else-ought-there-gif-10811431745437212107

[nocturne horizon]

thats what she said

[final herald]

Its a hotfix ye

[formal wharf]

most likely hidden content that came with it

[final herald]

Now to wait for vet weapons

[formal wharf]

such as new cosmetics or events

[final herald]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-moistcritikal-gif-27383599

[formal wharf]

hopefully

[ocean widget]

no mission select pain

[somber stream]

Maybe the real content was the friends we made along the way

[fair bridge]

how many hours do you have in darktide

[nocturne horizon]

fatshark more like fat and lazy shark

[ocean widget]

kaos*

[fair bridge]

me on the

[tacit geode]

There is one new cosmetic

Hehe

[analog marsh]

ok and?

[somber stream]

About 350

[formal wharf]

is it a recolour

[nocturne horizon]

darktide yters gonna make a 50 min video about this patch

[formal wharf]

your just yapping

thats it

[tacit geode]

It's the psyker Vostroyan hat with a fut hat now

And a mask

[formal wharf]

i was expecting worse honestly

[west urchin]

first time in 2k hours i started to read mission names began to feel bad leaving but story missions felt like damnation, I thought they should have just removed all story missions from auric but a toggle across all difficulties works too

[tacit geode]

Instead of just the chain mail

[fair bridge]

don't you think that's a lot of time?? that maybe you've played everything there is right now??

[analog marsh]

So are you.

[formal wharf]

are you even trying to like

talk for any reason

[analog marsh]

it's called a conversation btw.

[formal wharf]

or are you just mad i corrected you

[fair bridge]

your pfp is fuckin man dog lmao

[analog marsh]

you didn't correct shit lol.

[fair bridge]

why was i snoring so loud last night

so weird

[formal wharf]

thats what someone would say if they got corrected

smh...

[mental moss]

first steps towards grandfather's blessed mucogenesis

[fair bridge]

hooooooly shit

[formal wharf]

yes it is

[river elbow]

[fair bridge]

meme's a bit old yeah

[formal wharf]

yeah ik lol

[fair bridge]

we need to get you something new

[ocean widget]

drink water before bed

[fair bridge]

i had some tea tbh

[mental moss]

new is overrated. I've had this pfp for like 8 years now

[formal wharf]

would you believe me if i said every one of my social media accounts uses the man pfp

[mental moss]

why yes, I still use the power maul - how could you tell?

[formal wharf]

also i politely decline

[ocean widget]

your creator is dead

[fair bridge]

i'll find you.

[formal wharf]

yup

[ocean widget]

oh yeah btw your spotify is linked

[formal wharf]

yes i know

my real name

i need to unlink it at some point

[formal wharf]

i think you can hide it rigjt

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[formal wharf]

lmao

[ocean widget]

yeah you can unlink it

[quick pendant]

WOOOOOOOOO quickplay is saved!!!!! ||maybe in the future they can add options for modifiers to disable out of quickplay||

[analog marsh]

Literally all I said was that HD2 has better texture quality on PC, that's why it takes more room.

[formal wharf]

can you pls

sh

[ocean widget]

if you delete the helldivers crotch bulge you save 35gb of space

too many polygons

[mental moss]

wait crotches can go above megabites!?

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonghan-horse-on-beach-jeonghan-man-jeonghan-jeonghan-silly-horse-on-beach-man-gif-13991646989968971533

[formal wharf]

also speaking of helldivers 2

apparently they getting a halo crossover

kinda suprised honestly

[formal wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[river elbow]

Knowing Sony it definitely came as a surprise to me.

[somber stream]

It was foretold

Since earlier this year

[formal wharf]

really?

[somber stream]

During the ARG event

[formal wharf]

oh yea

[somber stream]

There were hints and easter eggs, wanna know?

[analog marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-no-nope-not-doing-it-never-gif-16758419287806165606

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna start collecting fatshark forum posts

[formal wharf]

oh god you used one of his gifs

[formal wharf]

i know one of the cameras was positioned like a halo reach cutscene

[fair bridge]

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[formal wharf]

with the slipspace rupture thingamabob

[fair bridge]

i, a gentlemanly gamer, DEMAND respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[somber stream]

Halo References in this ARG so far:

• Devs mentioned Bees and loving bees. There used to be a ARG dedicated to Halo 2 called "IloveBees"
• Camera Angle on station 84 looks strikingly familiar to Reach's during the slipspace rupture alert
• The first mission in Halo Reach is to restore a communication uplink
• The angle required to allign Station 84 is "117"

[tired inlet]

until Arrowhead hires/contracts Marty O'Donnell it doesn't matter

[somber stream]

Also red and blue reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em4l9wFZT5g

[formal wharf]

honestly i was expecting a 40k crossover

[analog marsh]

They all work now, probably.

[formal wharf]

because

there was this silly thing found in the files

[somber stream]

Next year

[tired inlet]

Divertide

[formal wharf]

a chainsword to be exact

[fair bridge]

it's funny how developers cannot make mistakes ever

[tired inlet]

Malum Caedo helldive where you singlehandedly 100% a planet

[formal wharf]

then again other games have used chainswords without it being linked to 40k

[fair bridge]

and also they cannot take vacations

[formal wharf]

such as cyberpunk

[fair bridge]

there was something else

i cannot remember

[formal wharf]

i feel like that ones a bit of a stretch

[somber stream]

It dropped at the same time as the ARG

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-it-is-part-plan-explain-gif-20448886

[somber stream]

If you happen to know what other meaning it has, i'd love to know

[analog marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/glitch-crazy-wtf-facelift-wtf-glitch-gif-27532466

correct

[river elbow]

At most we'd probably get Guardsmen like the Elysian Drop Troop and that's it, maybe some weapons. Arrowhead drew the line there.

[tired inlet]

FIFA stands for Face in Face; AHHHHH!!!!!

[formal wharf]

if we got anything above a guardsmen in 40k the community would raise their pitchforks

[somber stream]

I wouldn't mind a Scion

[spark plume]

Sister repentia

[formal wharf]

i spoke to the CEO in that server and he also confirmed it would just be stuff like cadians and kriegsmen

honestly though a las gun would be fun to use in helldivers 1

2

[somber stream]

Would be really funny if HD2 has a Hellgun before Darktide

[amber delta]

AH drawing a carefully thought out line as to what is acceptable to align with their setting while I mod my helldivers with double Ds spilling out of their skimpy lingerie

[formal wharf]

bolt guns are just impossible to add

since its literally just a dominator but better in every way

[fair bridge]

god fuckin damn my dad is sending me memes now

[elder hare]

i'd play tf outta a space marine initiate/neophyte queue no SMs in derktyde

[fair bridge]

he finally figured it out

[formal wharf]

maybe if the bolt gun was a support weapon or a bolt pistol

then maybe

[somber stream]

I can see a Bolt pistol happening

[formal wharf]

also krak grenades

[somber stream]

Thermite

[minor narwhal]

holy hell fatshark woke up from cryosleep

[formal wharf]

to add a matchmaking filter

we will see them again in about 8 months

[minor narwhal]

i actually expected less this hotfix

cause thats decent lmao

[west urchin]

idk how i feel about all that, cadian themed stuff in the helldivers universe and shit, if anything i think i'd rather they get a new tyranid knock off monster to kill their asses a bug with skulls on it seems appropriate

[formal wharf]

im guessing their going full speed ahead on making a 2nd class

[minor narwhal]

god i hope not

[formal wharf]

since the arbites did so well

[minor narwhal]

2nd class is awesome but 3 classes rn have fricked up trees

[somber stream]

What even is Anime anymore

[fiery wave]

Vet nerfs. Did not even fix vet Inquisitor hat chopping hair.

[river elbow]

My question is what would they use as a fourth class?

[fair bridge]

kitefin don't post anything i'm about to ragepost

[formal wharf]

yes but thinking like a corpo that doesnt make money for them

[marsh iris]

kitefin being shy and cute

[formal wharf]

skiitari

absolutely

[minor narwhal]

i mean new classes are peak anyways

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-kitten-kitty-shy-gif-17733420

[formal wharf]

that would be the number one pick id say

[minor narwhal]

just that some classes are behind rn

[amber delta]

we getting admech class fo sure no cap this time

[final herald]

Skatarii my beloved

[formal wharf]

anything but a ratling honestly

they dont fit into darktide at all

[minor narwhal]

i dont think a ratling is even possible

[formal wharf]

why do people suggest it

[minor narwhal]

like they just dont want one

[amber delta]

because le funny goblin man

[formal wharf]

how would a sniper class that can die if you sneeze on them work well on the average darktide map

[formal wharf]

true true

[final herald]

Ratling already denied though

[formal wharf]

got a good point

[wanton talon]

Need votann class

[fair bridge]

this post is insanely fucking stupid but this part of it is especially dumb
"here's all the things fatshark SUCKS at and is doing WRONG and here is us being INSULTED!!! US!!!! GAMER GENTLEMEN!!!!!!"

[marsh iris]

ratling nut punch

[formal wharf]

ive played mordhau so ive got experience in being a goblin

[fair bridge]

votann would be sick

when it's literally just that dumbass hedge comment even though hedge doesn't even fucking work there anymore

everything else is "um they insulted our intellgence"

"our giant, giant intelligence"

[minor narwhal]

i th ink he just adds what people complain about (as long as its not insane)

[fair bridge]

90% of it is fucking insane

[wanton talon]

The shop sucks

[formal wharf]

they might be intelligent but absolutely not emotionally intelligent

[wanton talon]

This is unquestionable

[formal wharf]

grass is green

[fair bridge]

this is questionable

[minor narwhal]

it has one of my forum posts too lmao

[wanton talon]

Of all the games I play, darktide might have the worst microtransactions of them all

[formal wharf]

im guessing you dont play fortnite then

[west urchin]

oh, my sweet summer child

[formal wharf]

or COD

[fair bridge]

i'm sorry but when the purging starts i'm gonna have to come for you first

[wanton talon]

Certainly not

[fair bridge]

golshi!!

hors!!

[minor narwhal]

doesnt fortnite give you free premium currency?

[fair bridge]

yeah lol

[minor narwhal]

hors

[formal wharf]

im wondering how cod will actually try to make their game work though

the new one

[amber delta]

man

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/god-i-love-trampoling-av-8-gif-6897117726225947782

[formal wharf]

harrier mentioned

[gilded socket]

My goat

[round mica]

it’s shrimple, they won’t

[minor narwhal]

by this point im ok with the shop if every event gives 500 aquilas

[gilded socket]

AV8B

[formal wharf]

they will still get like 38 trillion dollars though

[ember nimbus]

HOTFIX HYPE

[formal wharf]

it might be close this time around since the community looks like their sick of their shit

[ancient mason]

im more of an f35 guy when it comes to vtol

[formal wharf]

and they still havent changed

[fair bridge]

i want to do a video about these cunts i really do

[spark plume]

Apex Legends sells cosmetic knives for $200

[formal wharf]

f35 is pretty cool

[fair bridge]

why can't these forum people be normal

[analog marsh]

Is strange they think gamers can't handle unlimited pages. VT2 already has this.

[formal wharf]

why not?

[ancient mason]

however the av8b is tons of fun in dcs.

[minor narwhal]

well ubisoft is just terrible lol

[formal wharf]

you say it like your being prevented

[spark plume]

Apex isn't Ubisoft

Didn't LoL have a $500 Ahri skin too?

[round mica]

if the COD devs genuinely cared about wanting to make their fanbase happy, they would do this one shrimple thing: remaster blops 2 and keep a BP out of it and no cosmetic store

[ancient mason]

im guilty of buyin most of those ngl

[fair bridge]

part of the 10% of that post that isn't completely insane but still phrased like it's some sort of slur against their character

[minor narwhal]

its not? god damn i got conchfused

[formal wharf]

possibly removing specalists aswell

[fair bridge]

time 😔

[spark plume]

It's EA

[formal wharf]

that would be nice

[formal wharf]

rip

[ancient mason]

EA close enough lmao

[fair bridge]

like i hate these people but i also like going outside and seeing my friends and doing things

[minor narwhal]

ohhh ic

[fiery wave]

Should be grindyish like the skulls one to encourage extra plays vs the other rewards, but yeah.

[minor narwhal]

some of these really are similar LOL

[formal wharf]

well atleast your using that time for better

[spark plume]

Pretty sure League of Legends had a $500 skin a few years ago

[formal wharf]

that god damn horse armor

[minor narwhal]

yeah it literally increases player count

[spark plume]

It started it all

[fair bridge]

i have to start reading a book for my english course today 😔

some john green thing

i think one of his new ones

[formal wharf]

sending prayers

[fiery wave]

Was more if you want it NOW. that's if you play the lvls.

[ancient mason]

i could remember a time when both ea and ubi were ran by gamers for gamers. both produce straight dogshit anymore

[spark plume]

wat

[minor narwhal]

truth nuke

[formal wharf]

there was?

[fiery wave]

The faker skin.

[ancient mason]

yeah back in like 05 lmaoo

[fiery wave]

It was a battlepass style skin.

[formal wharf]

thankfully ubishit is pretty much done for now

[fair bridge]

this whole entire "book of grudges" post reads like a "PEDO EXPOSED" post you'd find on twitter

[round mica]

your english fine, fuck the book

[spark plume]

Have I sent my gf's fatass chonker cat

[minor narwhal]

oh yeah i forgot that

[formal wharf]

lmao

[spark plume]

Oh right

[minor narwhal]

they're coping i think?

[analog marsh]

I mean to be fair these AAA companies all kind of morph into one greedy amalgamation after a while for all the bullshit they try to pull and trash games they release.

[formal wharf]

and EA might be getting better?

[minor narwhal]

very true

[formal wharf]

their currently getting comfortable with not owning their studio rn

[spark plume]

play Slay the Spire

[round mica]

only took nearly a decade

[minor narwhal]

nope its still EA, one of the worst

[quick pendant]

very judgmental high quality cat

[spark plume]

Best roguelike card game ever

[formal wharf]

wouldnt jinx it yey

[ancient mason]

ill believe ea is getting better the day god himself comes and daps me up and smokes a blunt with me

[formal wharf]

we dont know if their gonna fuck up battlefield 6

[spark plume]

He's so chill. You can manhandle him and rub his tummy

[formal wharf]

im very skeptical about that game

mostly its the maps

[fair bridge]

BF6 wasn't for me tbh

maps in the beta were too small

[analog marsh]

They will fuck it up somehow, they always find a way to.

[formal wharf]

yea exactly

way too small

[ancient mason]

this right here

[fair bridge]

if the actual game is going to have bigger maps i don't see why they wouldn't show them off in the beta unless they just weren't done

[formal wharf]

and the only one big map sucked balls

[fair bridge]

but even then why are they making such small ones

[formal wharf]

classic EA

[spark plume]

On the flipside

[amber delta]

they already fucked it up because I cannot play it without messing around with my bios gtfo with this shit

[spark plume]

The 2042 maps were too big

I LOVE RUNNING 5 MINUTES TO GET TO AN OBJECTIVE

[formal wharf]

now their too small

[fair bridge]

tbf secure boot is miles better than CSM

[formal wharf]

they cant fucking get it right

[final herald]

Yeah

[round mica]

supposedly they are bringing back a lot of OG bf3/4 maps, which if true will be peak

[final herald]

yeah

[fair bridge]

my guinea pigs are making little guinea noises

[formal wharf]

hell let loose

[spark plume]

Battlefield 1 was the last good battlefield game

[fair bridge]

they demand a sacrifice

[obtuse turret]

It was a massive cluster with the spawns haha, also felt like the TTK was a bit wonky with some of the guns/bloom accuracy

[formal wharf]

truth nuke

[final herald]

run 7 minutes
fall over

[ancient mason]

i thankfully didnt have to fw my bios but depending on your mobo secure boot aint shit to turn on

[spark plume]

I probs played like 1k hours of it, it was so fucking fun

[fair bridge]

it isn't lol

plus you want secure boot on anyway

[analog marsh]

Even if EA re-released Battlefield 4 with new graphics, they'd somehow fuck it up.

[tired inlet]

negative; you just never played Battlefield: Bad Company 2; the last good thing DICE ever developed.

[obtuse turret]

I loved the gunplay and hit reg/ headshot sound in BFV

[fading otter]

They prolly want to test ttk, class systems, etc that are harder to get data on on bigger maps

[formal wharf]

sir you just described battlefield 6

[fair bridge]

fair and understandable

[formal wharf]

battlefield 6 is literally just bf4 remastered in a nutshell

[analog marsh]

I suppose so.

[spark plume]

I just loved being an officer, blowing my whistle and bayonet charging

[ember nimbus]

battlefield vietnam was actually the last good one

[fair bridge]

but i was still disappointed 😔

[ancient mason]

now battlefront want5s me to rebuild my entire bios system just to run the game lmao. it for some reason hates amd gpus

[obtuse turret]

That is very fair

[formal wharf]

we have lost objective butters 😔

[fair bridge]

not like i was planning on buying the game anyway but still

[spark plume]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE GOOFY ASS OLD NAMES

[round mica]

my biggest gripe with bf6 isn’t even the maps, it’s the fact weapons are laser beams

[ancient mason]

apples butters dog etc lmaoo

[formal wharf]

right now it kinda feels like that mode call of duty did that was clearly trying to rip off battlefield

[fair bridge]

these guys clearly do not remember that vermintide 2 versus was announced years before it actually became a real, tangible thing

[round mica]

in past bf games you were incentivized to burst fire for maximum accuracy, in bf6 the penalty of full auto’ing is non existent

[tacit geode]

They need to fix the weird time to death problem and maybe delete the Brooklyn map but I still had a great time

[analog marsh]

Need objective Ogryn.

[obtuse turret]

Snipers one shotting with laser accuracy even though they are being suppressed by three lmgs haha

[fair bridge]

but they must not be familiar with the concept of people changing their minds

[amber delta]

I was gonna say, why dont they make WW2 BF its been decades since the last one

but then I remembered BF5 exists

[fair bridge]

lol

BF5 was funky

[formal wharf]

battlefield wasnt actually too bad after all the

silly tomfoolerly

[fair bridge]

i loved 1 though. it was so much fun

[amber delta]

1 was peak

[tired inlet]

interesting that the game will treat it as "offline" and host it completely on client; yeah I can see where that would cause some performance issues.

[amber delta]

not very accurate WW1 representation

but

[tacit geode]

BFV was really great except when they nerfed the TTK twice

[fair bridge]

flying some big rickety wooden piece of shit into a bunch of people was fantastic

[amber delta]

giga fun

[analog marsh]

BF5 existed, but wasn't even proper WW2. Felt more like a weird movie set rather then an actual WW2 game.

[formal wharf]

ill never forgive EA for abandoning battlefront 2 for 2042 though

[ancient mason]

1 and 5 wasnt for me honestly. wasnt a fan of ww1 and by the time 5 came out i was tired of ww2

[fair bridge]

they never should have made it tbh

[round mica]

i don’t think bf6 will be a bad game, but by DICE and EA fashion, it will have a rough launch and be pretty okay for a bit before things are ironed out

[formal wharf]

thats a grudge i will forever hold till my heart ceases functioning

[fair bridge]

it's not like it's terrible or anything but it just came out too late

[round mica]

so for that i will not be buy bf6 until probably 6 months after launch

[formal wharf]

pre order isnt really worth it either

[minor narwhal]

yeah i dont get why people mention the very old "class every quarter" still the entire system is different now

[fair bridge]

the way publishers are pricing their games i'm not buying anything new until next year lmfao

[formal wharf]

just some skins you will use for like 3 matches

[tired inlet]

it does seem to be a major change in how the game would be engineered

[amber delta]

abandoning battlefront 2 right after they fixed it and people started loving it was insane move

[ancient mason]

swear to god. just for 2042 to be straight bin juice

[somber stream]

[formal wharf]

bin juice is a understatement

[spark plume]

I just had the misfortune of meeting a sovereign citizen

[ancient mason]

i felt personally betrayed with 2042

[round mica]

hello lichtenstein

[final herald]

To be fair its good practice to wait for things to get ironed out with dice games in general

[obtuse turret]

They couldn't milk the player base for the satisfaction of 'earning' a hero anymore. So why bother in their eyes

[formal wharf]

the voicelines for 2042 operators was the work of the chaos gods

[amber delta]

yeah but like, why bother fixing it at all then

[formal wharf]

"tHaT wAs eAsY"

[somber stream]

Hello Oggy

[final herald]

I'll probably buy it on release but I'm going to assume the maps will be dogshit until more get added

[ancient mason]

met alot of those when i had t

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-no-russian-remember-no-preorder-pre-order-russian-gif-15843695476718227409

[formal wharf]

the only game ive ever pre ordered was sm2

[somber stream]

True, but it's very likely this time it will be much better than whatever 2042 was

[spark plume]

Bro the world is chaos everything is shit climate change is ruining the world and people are starving

Bf2042 operatives: "WOOOOO"

[formal wharf]

and i deeply regret it

[ancient mason]

last game i preordered was sm2. i broke my rule for that

[analog marsh]

BF2 shouldn't of been abandoned to begin with. That game is a much better Battlefield game then any of the recent Battlefield games and it's not even a Battlefield game.

[round mica]

elden ring for me

[fair bridge]

because these aren't people. they're fatshark forum users. they operate on a completely different logical paradigm than we do. where we see the sun rise and fall at the beginning and end of every day, they see God lying to them by changing his mind about whether it should be day or night and taking it as a personal insult

[tacit geode]

But what if they're good

[formal wharf]

speaking of

[round mica]

well

[wanton talon]

I don't play slop

[formal wharf]

the maps didnt just suck in sizd

[round mica]

the last game i’ve pre ordered

was elden ring

[formal wharf]

they didnt look like battlefields

they looked like something youd see in death stranding bro

[spark plume]

And everyone on the map clustered around like 2 objectives

[somber stream]

Same, but i pre-ordered the DLC

[amber delta]

the last game I preordered was dark souls 2

[minor narwhal]

😨

[ancient mason]

last game before sm2 was fucking battlefield 4 lmao. never cared to preorder growin up

[somber stream]

Worf

[ember nimbus]

i preordered brink and the mask never arrived

im still mad

[ancient mason]

i picked brink over mw2 2009. wanted to punch myself in the face for that shit lmao

[obtuse turret]

Least we are getting Arc Raiders in October, a lot of the devs that made BF2 have worked on it

[spark plume]

HOLY SHIT LMFAO

ASTROLOGY GIRL SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

"We are moving from the age of Aquarius to Pisces" or some shit

[formal wharf]

i might end up pre ordering a train simulator though

[spark plume]

Astrology is so schizophrenic

[formal wharf]

absolute peak gaming

[stable fox]

My unfortunate regret of pre order was classic collection, because people had bad time with multiplayer aspect(which was more big of deal because of karked connection) and dozens of bugs

[final herald]

The ones ingame so far are not

So like

[analog marsh]

I think whoever designed Operation Locker / Metro designed all the BF6 maps

[round mica]

in my small hick ass town we actually had a midnight release for dark souls 3 back in 2016.. and it was honestly a blast

[formal wharf]

darktides got nothing on train sim world

[fair bridge]

i have seen the truth between their fetid words and all there is to observe is a disappointed manchild with 1000 hours in a 100 hour game

[final herald]

I dunno, what if they are good?

[fair bridge]

well tbf not 100 hours

[spark plume]

I remember going to the midnight release of the very first Black Ops

[stable fox]

I 100% the achievements at least... And saw some things that was kind of console exclusive but alas the collection flopped

[fair bridge]

listen i'm typing off the dome here

mistakes are going to be made

[quick pendant]

hes judging me rn

[amber delta]

preordering digital games is wild cuz whats gonna happen are they gonna run out of copies to sell you?

[round mica]

remember when midnight releases actually meant something

[fair bridge]

ordering games on steam and waiting for the key to come in the mail

[ancient mason]

the old days of sitting in line for hours with homies waiting for new games/consoles were the best

[stable fox]

Bring back physical copy pre order

[obtuse turret]

Midnight releases, nothing like standing in line till 1 in the morning haha

[fair bridge]

is gamefly still a thing?

[stable fox]

Or more like normalise it again

[fading otter]

Most people just do it for whatever stupid exclusive shit they lock behind it

[spark plume]

Guys, should I cook something or eat random snacks for dinner?

[formal wharf]

sadly never got to experience that

[final herald]

I am stealing this thank you malo

[obtuse turret]

If it is I'd be amazed

[formal wharf]

yall remember evolve?

[amber delta]

I still have my retail dawn of war box with 60 page manual and campaign walkthrough

[gilded socket]

Hello darktide general, its me, your favorite puppygirl

[amber delta]

its so peak

[round mica]

knowing everyone around you was a chill ass dude dude who was hyped for the game just as much as you, shit you’d even get free stuff just for going

[ancient mason]

last one i ever went to wasa gta 5. skipped school to stay out at gamestop lol

[spark plume]

I have my pokemon yellow case somewhere

[spark plume]

Puppy play is creepy, miss

[ancient mason]

so many lanyards and gameinformers from my gamestop

[fair bridge]

maaaan

[obtuse turret]

It was a great experience, I'll never forget the time someone came by and said another line for the game was starting at the front registers all the way at the other end of the store, about half of the people in the line I was in stepped out to get the game faster.

The guy lied, there was no other line

[formal wharf]

yea?

[fading otter]

Like Ready or not locking the most interesting pistol and only launcher primary to pre order lmao

[spark plume]

What so you're supposed to be the dog and I'm supposed to, what... be the dog fucker?

[fair bridge]

i think gameinformer said they'd start up the magazine again

[spark plume]

I don't get it

[final herald]

So many layers to this

[fair bridge]

oh my godddd

[final herald]

That fucking pfp

[round mica]

when i went to the blops2 midnight release we all got free pizza, free bo2 t-shirt and the store held a tournament outside the place and whoever won got their game free..

[spark plume]

I hadn't considered that

[gilded socket]

I cant even like find any way to respond to that

[formal wharf]

back when they cared

[fair bridge]

kid named puppy:

[spark plume]

Because it's true

[final herald]

Because its true and also why is that the first thing you sent

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-family-guy-gif-27610873

[ancient mason]

sickkkk. i didnt get to go to that one. i was forced to wait til my birthday the following weekend lmaoo

[spark plume]

Jinx

[final herald]

Insert the dialogue yourself

[stable fox]

Because they're slaanesh possessed daemonhost in disguise

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

[final herald]

No ERP in gen chat!!!!!

[formal wharf]

shitpost time

[round mica]

i had to beg my mom to go with my brother

[gilded socket]

Anyways

[round mica]

bc it was a school night i believe

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daiho-azumanga-osaka-ayumu-kasuga-gif-14774670791157440244

[spark plume]

Have you guys seen the new Wes Anderson film?

[gilded socket]

Back on my shit again

[formal wharf]

i love this message so much

[round mica]

the only wes anderson movie i know of, never watched, but it’s called the mister amazing fox i think?

[analog marsh]

"I made him an ice cream he couldn't refuse"

[gilded socket]

Wes anderson is a real person?

[stable fox]

Wait what Sa'kan did so wrong?

[formal wharf]

nothing

[stable fox]

Isn't he was called angel of death?

[final herald]

He got a point

[spark plume]

Watch the grand Budapest hotel, and the phoenician schee

[ancient mason]

am i the only person remembering bf4 announcing with a premium edition and then yoinking it? i remember vividly preordering the premium and when i picked it up they said there was no premium edition lmao

[gilded socket]

I just thought he was some kind of joke director

[formal wharf]

also another one

[round mica]

i think so

[fair bridge]

i love filling up the water bottle for my guinea pigs and watching them waddle up and start drinking from it 🥺

[formal wharf]

wait will i get struck down by thr mods for this one

[round mica]

i’ll check them out, can’t promise i’ll remember to watch them tho

[gilded socket]

Crazy

Anyways

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-sometimes-my-genius-almost-frightening-driving-car-ride-gif-16463163

[spark plume]

Scheme*

But yes

[ancient mason]

never had a ginuea pig but had a hamster. that mf was my dawgg

[formal wharf]

yes i will

[stable fox]

Imperium is never a completely good people, but they still at least has some humanity left
Chaos cultists however-

[spark plume]

I had a guinea pig who followed me around

[final herald]

Guilliman
or
Piss Fiend, the beast that attacks only with burning piss (nurgle thinks it's funny)

[round mica]

guinea pigs are good eatin for their size

[spark plume]

He'd follow me around making the squeaking sounds and popcorning

Guinea pigs popcorning is so cute

[ancient mason]

id come home from work and greet my hamster like he was a human lma

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-george-orwell-george-orwell-1984-1984-chips-1984-ruffles-gif-7144052804264359069

[gilded socket]

You know maybe im just the one with the shitty childhood

[spark plume]

They just randomly explode when they get excited

[formal wharf]

theres people who seriously think nurgle is just not understood

[round mica]

this made me sad

are you okay ma’am

[stable fox]

Misunderstood*

[spark plume]

I was abused a lot but you get over it

[ancient mason]

i ate guinea oig in barcelona lmaooo

[formal wharf]

i forgot the sord

word

[stable fox]

Sord

[formal wharf]

i forget alor of words

[final herald]

nurgle is one of the least evil chaos gods and that alone should tell people alot about how evil chaos is

[stable fox]

[formal wharf]

FUCK

[final herald]

because nurgle is real fucking evil

[stable fox]

ALOR

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/guinea-pig-viralhog-cute-sniff-gif-19257142

[spark plume]

The penis mightier than the sword

[stable fox]

HA

[formal wharf]

im actually a ogryrn bro

[spark plume]

Pen is

[final herald]

[stable fox]

Aren't we all ogryn deep in heart?

[analog marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735588196410196071/1008735521004064919/ogrynfloss_opt.gif

[round mica]

i don’t take much to know i’m just an ogryn

[gilded socket]

I mean its true

[ancient mason]

momma never lies type shii

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

Is that supposed to make me feel better or say the grass is greener

[round mica]

well, now you can redeem yourself with a epic killer adulthood

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-middle-finger-gif-27148811

[formal wharf]

absolutely peak

[final herald]

Man I really do not wanna be "that guy" but please do not wake up and start venting in here man come on

[formal wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[tame hemlock]

yooo scab flamers finally have a voice again

[stable fox]

Mama said if there's a bully it's an ogryn job to deal with

[gilded socket]

Not too long ago i almost ran the risk of being a felon!

[gilded socket]

Is not a vent

[round mica]

fuck yeah man, what was it? tax fraud?

[formal wharf]

i dropped my greggs sasuage roll

[ancient mason]

vent session? it all started in 2021 kabul afghanistan... 🤣

[final herald]

🧍

[formal wharf]

fuckin £1.25 down the drain

i was in shambles for a week

[final herald]

what is this then a window

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/sosig-sausage-meme-hold-my-items-gif-10817390981879612622

[gilded socket]

Got used for my body, got set up

[gilded socket]

Im not sad about it

[round mica]

for all intents and purposes i hope this is a joke

[final herald]

I'm going to lose my mind

[gilded socket]

Its not

[ancient mason]

everyones all sad. heres a monkey we kidnapped during my deployment

[gilded socket]

What a fellow

[round mica]

i was gonna say something but i don’t how well it would’ve sat with chat..

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-good-job-patpat-gif-25554349

[ancient mason]

as a black man i wouldve allowed it

[stable fox]

It was a bad joke

[gilded socket]

Its good, we all fine now

[final herald]

what

[stable fox]

But said more modestly

[round mica]

chat can i say it?

[gilded socket]

I hope i never see my ex again

[stable fox]

I'll do it for you

[gilded socket]

Beat the breaks off that rat

[stable fox]

Ahem

[somber stream]

OH SHIT

[stable fox]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-black-gif-8134489

Here

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_9hwQ8jLw

[ancient mason]

channel your inner calvin candie

[round mica]

hd2 just dropped this

[somber stream]

LET'S GOOOO

[final herald]

THE FUCKING

SHOTGUN

IN HELLDIVERS

BEFORE ACTUAL HALO

KILL ME

KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gilded socket]

ITS

[final herald]

THE ARMOR IS SO PEAK THOUGHH

OUGH OUGH OUGHH

[stable fox]

That looks neat

[somber stream]

ONI cape?

Cring

Where's my UNSC

[gilded socket]

Oh it sucks

Wheres the battle rifle

Why the fuck is DARE’s armor there

[final herald]

and dare's helmet

wym