i can see the hatred for cole now
#general-chat
round mica
fair bridge
😔
agile raven
😭😭😭
wanton talon
lmfao
hidden trout
round mica
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297199640931991648/1299942320753606737/c...
why is the demon blunt in bros ass?
what the fuck is wrong with you cole
agile raven
The Nurgle boof.
ocean widget
i dont think cole using his steam account to print you a PNG of stock_image_of_average_man_53 counts as a boyfriend
fair bridge
cole is Evil
halcyon glen
Coney Island
fair bridge
he was my pfp until i got tired of people thinking his picture was me
now i just have a selfie
round mica
he was my pfp until i got tired of people thinking his picture was me
should be honored
he’s a cutie
fair bridge
everything i want to say in response to that is too inappropriate
so i'm just gonna say yeah def
fair bridge
and now you're a serial killer
i'm just sitting here watching the game
ocean widget
i'm just sitting here watching the game
halcyon glen
Oogie knew there was ever time
gilded socket
ocean widget
halcyon glen
Twinkle twinkle uncle Floyd
lethal hornet
Low havoc (pros: easy havoc)
(Cons: low havoc player builds)
supple stirrup
In havoc does anyone know if there’s a reason why it keeps saying a player is not eligible to play my clearance is 16 so how come I can’t even do my own ????
drowsy prawn
In havoc does anyone know if there’s a reason why it keeps saying a player is no...
most probable, he's either in 1: loading/character switching, or 2: didn't pick up weekly reward at table
or 3: he's a filthy deserter 😒
last probability is he got fatsharked
if you leave an on-going havoc game you are prohibited from playing another
fatsharked means bugged
lament cave
Is it just me or do a lot of the Ogryn cosmetics look the exact same but in different colours?
At least the other classes have more differences between the set up of the different outfits.
supple stirrup
@drowsy prawn oh ok ty
halcyon glen
Twinkle twinkle
lethal hornet
I have no idea how one would fix party finder but all i know is i detest it
wanton talon
I have no idea how one would fix party finder but all i know is i detest it
inspect gear option would be nice for starters
midnight willow
https://tenor.com/view/ebbderelict-hardware-wars-star-wars-gif-57278903960257887...
lethal hornet
True thats a good start
midnight willow
wait what are we talking about?
ancient violet
https://tenor.com/view/tulsa-kiss-kiss-marks-sweet-gif-15477064
wanton talon
I love inviting people for havoc and then noticing their awful gear choices after I am stuck with them
lethal hornet
Psykers without a staff
halcyon glen
Slip away
ancient violet
I love inviting people for havoc and then noticing their awful gear choices afte...
thick fog
Is it just me or do a lot of the Ogryn cosmetics look the *exact* same but in di...
More half of Ogryn cosmetics are just recolours lol
ancient violet
Be the Indeed resume reader you were always meant to be 😈
wanton talon
Get this: https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/455
I shouldn't have to
astral basin
I am still doubting that sisters of battle wear anything but leather
lament cave
More half of Ogryn cosmetics are just recolours lol
Pretty much. Even the difficult to earn ones. 😆
halcyon glen
Don’t forget to keep your head warm
round mica
More half of Ogryn cosmetics are just recolours lol
and yet they are better than most the others have
ogryn stays winning
other classes coping, begging for a crumb of anything worth while
wanton talon
AI filth
thick fog
round mica
drowsy lynx
final herald
thick fog
Why that shit transparent?
You know what nvm
drowsy lynx
Whargarbl
final herald
clearly it's a waterbottle
blissful kiln
i fucking hate weebs
final herald
how else is she aiming it
lilac crag
https://tenor.com/view/dog-attacking-water-dog-viralhog-dog-playing-with-water-j...
what the hell
I knew you were a geek but this is high level competitive geekin
round mica
i fucking hate weebs
agile raven
https://tenor.com/view/dog-attacking-water-dog-viralhog-dog-playing-with-water-j...
This is tragic.
elder merlin
halcyon glen
Paul
hard tulip
Is the game working?
round mica
yes
round mica
Is the game working?
try checking your backend
hard tulip
try checking your backend
Any suggestions on how to do that?
Also isnt the backend the thing on the app side?..
round mica
Any suggestions on how to do that?
a mirror usually helps
hard tulip
a mirror usually helps
Yea, right, karking useful.
round mica
butthurt guy is butthurt
hard tulip
Please dont forget your red nose next time, so people know whats what.
lilac crag
Please dont forget your red nose next time, so people know whats what.
ignore the lad, do what gachi said
game tends to be goofy
hard tulip
Thanks yall ❤️
hard tulip
I think you're the little guy
round mica
I think you're the little guy
do you want me to be?
will that make you feel better?
👉🏼👈🏼
hard tulip
I think that whatever happens here only makes you feel better
round mica
you’re right man, you exposed me
lilac crag
I think that whatever happens here only makes you feel better
again, ignore. the guy either dickrides or ragebaits here, usually. you'd be better off looking elsewhere for now.
round mica
my career is over
serene cipher
is it just me or does the double barrel shotgun look too big for the shells loaded into it?
round mica
again, ignore. the guy either dickrides or ragebaits here, usually. you'd be bet...
alexander the wise
serene cipher
like the barrels are too big, but the shells sit flush
idk, it just looks off to me
lilac crag
is it just me or does the double barrel shotgun look too big for the shells load...
the shells magically grow in size when you put them in the barrel also
I know what you mean
serene cipher
wait seriously?
lilac crag
it is a little funny, tho
blissful kiln
it's a magical weapon
lilac crag
well, yes, no way they're gonna sit like that with the size they have in your hand.
blissful kiln
it can load 3 shells too, if you believe in it hard enough
serene cipher
it can load 3 shells too, if you believe in it hard enough
it can what
lilac crag
and manifest a reload out of thin air too
blissful kiln
it can *what*
Arbites can make it triple barrel
drowsy prawn
it can *what*
on arby all kinds of magic can happen
blissful kiln
lilac crag
shrimply weapon specialist shenanigans, along the arbites triple barrel special
round mica
on arby all kinds of magic can happen
truly a magical class
serene cipher
ah, that explains why i havent seen that... i dont have the arbites dlc
lilac crag
20% more ammo in the clip!
that translates to a whole new "fuck you" shell, that you just. keep. at all times too
it makes running the DB really fun on arby if you have the spare point
fair bridge
@GaMr_yous
fair bridge
i saw it on twitter
round mica
i have no idea what the thing is on the right
fair bridge
ah credits one second
round mica
i saw it on twitter
it either must be a femboy or something else
also
what the hell are you doing on twitter malo
fair bridge
follow artists, shitpost with boyfriend, cause chaos
round mica
follow artists, shitpost with boyfriend, cause chaos
good point
this is also what discord is good for
round mica
follow artists, shitpost with boyfriend, cause chaos
would you believe me if i told you im blocked by Ronnie Radke
round mica
serene cipher
yknow for a chainsaw greatsword, the heavy eviscerator kinda sucks at dismembering enemies
round mica
yknow for a chainsaw greatsword, the heavy eviscerator kinda sucks at dismemberi...
does it?
i rarely ever use it
but i also don’t play zealot enough to know
serene cipher
yeah, its super inconsistent for some reason
round mica
i know they buffed it, it’s a good weapon now
you know what weapon is really good at dismembering the eretics?
serene cipher
sometimes you cut a dude in half with one hit, sometimes you just... dont dismember
round mica
sometimes you cut a dude in half with one hit, sometimes you just... dont dismem...
i think for the huge parts of dismembering have to be kill hits
serene cipher
i think for the huge parts of dismembering have to be kill hits
yeah, that would make sense
round mica
because with the bully club, if i keep smacking a crusher in the tummy and i kill him by doing so, he just gets cut in half
but honestly i’m sure the heavy evis mauls people to shreds, you probably just don’t notice bc all the chaos going on
serene cipher
yeah probably, too busy getting piper perri casting couch'd by five ragers at once
round mica
that’s what the heavy bolter is for sah
because imo if you’re going into a group of ragers in melee distance you’re asking to get gang banged
unless you’re ogryn or arb
serene cipher
ok the crusher might be one of my favorite melees
smacking someone and watching them get absolutely SENT is hilarious
jaunty path
Yep
frigid frigate
untold skiff
smacking someone and watching them get absolutely SENT is hilarious
I love the crushers targeting you behind corner making no sound
jaunty path
Spidey sense*
untold skiff
Spidey sense*
I will eat my crusher corruption and I will like it
serene cipher
I love the crushers targeting you behind corner making no sound
? did you reply to the wrong message?
untold skiff
round mica
I love the crushers targeting you behind corner making no sound
then you got the stealthy pox bombers and trappers
untold skiff
? did you reply to the wrong message?
Oh you were talking about the weapon mb
dusty crypt
are you supposed to lose a deployment for failing on someone else's havoc or nah
untold skiff
Sorry my reading comprehension stat is 0
serene cipher
Oh you were talking about the weapon mb
yeah lol, all good though
these things happen
untold skiff
then you got the stealthy pox bombers and trappers
Yeah it's like 0 sound pox bursters until he's primed and mid jump
😋
Love eating pox bursters
So yummy.
nocturne bloom
habanero infused salt is goated
untold skiff
habanero infused salt is goated
Sounds like it you make it home made or?
round mica
Sorry my reading comprehension stat is 0
spending too much time with the fish
you are now
fish
serene cipher
you know what that means...
nocturne bloom
our boss lets us take as long as we want if we did what we had planned
and we get paid for it
round mica
hell yeah
my boss is similar but instead of we finish let’s say
3 hours early
we still get a full days wage
and we go home early
elder merlin
Im finally done cooking
round mica
Im finally done cooking
what did you make us
elder merlin
what did you make us
Pork taco salad
elder merlin
Pork meat, taco seasoning, mixed cheese, lettuce and doritos all mixed together
elder merlin
what makes it a salad?
Just poor man's wording
The lettuce, by only a technicality, though i would add tomatoes too, if my stepdad didnt despise vegetables
round mica
sounds good
sounds like a basic taco salad but pork instead of ground beef
very tasty
elder merlin
Doing it with pork is weird
Its very.....gristly?
Stringy?
Im not sure
Its from wild boar, so i dont know if all pork is like this, or just the fact it comes from wild boar
round mica
i’m not really a huge fan of pork anymore personally
elder merlin
Its different from beef anyway, it aint bad all mixed together
round mica
wild boar usually isn’t considered great to eat, but if you are hungry enough it will suffice
elder merlin
Oh and there is refried beans in there too
elder merlin
wild boar usually isn’t considered great to eat, but if you are hungry enough it...
Is or isnt?
Ah
round mica
i meant isn’t
typo
you gotta be careful with it
they are known for diseases
i’m sure you knew that tho
where did you come across this boar? did you kill it or did someone else and you guys said let’s split the profit?
rose pine
Why do your pfp lmore and more terrified everytime I see you @elder merlin
amber sail
You guys smell bad
prime tundra
Agreed
rose pine
You guys smell bad
It adds character pal, but it's okay, can taste your musk from here 
ocean widget
You guys smell bad
your name is literally a mispelling of knob while you're advertising a dark souls discord server
im pretty sure we know who smells bad
round mica
bro cooked him alive
jaunty path
lilac crag
serene cipher
how could he be evil? he looks so peaceful
lilac crag
he's fat, full of greed
ocean widget
i dont think my turrets are ok
lilac crag
bald = evil
wintry fog
Fatshark, pls deliver this Thursday
round mica
i dont think my turrets are ok
hope you have insurance
ocean widget
i think the walls might be a bit fucked given the turrets decided "hey, why not dump an infinite amount of rounds into a wall with an enemy behind"
either that or bullets can go through walls because the enemy did in fact die
lyric badger
Stream time yay
jaunty path
I need to be awake for another 6 houtd
I think I will skip adderall for today
Why does existence need to be painful
astral laurel
wasn't there supposed to be news about what's happening in Darktide today or something?
ocean widget
wasn't there supposed to be news about what's happening in Darktide today or som...
tomorrow
wintry fog
wasn't there supposed to be news about what's happening in Darktide today or som...
? Nothing in new bulletins.
But PoE2 is getting an announcement video for the next season on Wed.
astral laurel
tyty
wintry fog
If we don't get templar or shadow I'm going to be so mildly irritated.
lost verge
astral laurel
Why are they accepting the Noise Marines' sound
drowsy prawn
its just gonna be a hotfix
will they fix the arby left side
hidden trout
i dont kno
hidden trout
but people out here saying "patch" like its gonna be content
blissful kiln
1.5months for 10 lines of fixes xdd
ripe tangle
it’s likely going to be a huge update that does very little
blissful kiln
personally, i'm curious what they'll break
lost verge
but people out here saying "patch" like its gonna be content
Yes. I want see that patch
astral laurel
1.5months for 10 lines of fixes xdd
To be fair, like a month of that was holidays.
lost verge
This is funny
ripe tangle
wintry fog
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1406388336578531390/da...
RESIDENTS OF PEACHTREES..
tame hemlock
patch:
- fixes Execution Order
- breaks Forceful
- doesn't fix Concussive and Skullcrusher bugged interaction
- nerfs something and calls it a bugfix
hidden trout
that bugged interaction of concussive and sc is the only thing thats reigning it in even remotely lmfao
lost verge
***RESIDENTS OF PEACHTREES..***
PATCH FOR THE PATCH GOD
hidden trout
and its still not enough
wintry fog
It's been 3 hours, about time to watch Dredd again
tame hemlock
they should nerf Skullcrusher so we have to start using great fun blessings like limbsplitter and overwhelming force instead
lost verge
Praise to the patch, praise
fading otter
“University of California, Los Angeles” pot calls kettle black?
lost verge
ocean widget
patch:
- fixes Execution Order
- breaks Forceful
- doesn't fix Concussive and Sk...
wrong
patch is recon laser shot cost increases by 1 while damage gets reduced by 5%
lost verge
patch:
- fixes Execution Order
- breaks Forceful
- doesn't fix Concussive and Sk...
- removed cybermastiff
elder merlin
@rose pine sent you dms btw
round mica
personally, i'm curious what they'll *break*
atleast 10 things
round mica
“University of California, Los Angeles” pot calls kettle black? <:KEKW_ogryn:102...
i was thinking the same thing
San Francisco has enough gay people to fill an entire continent
low hemlock
tomorrow we riot if patch bad
that “R I O T” aint gud enough if GamesWorkshop still got leash on BabyShark dododo 
lost verge
that “R I O T” aint gud enough if GamesWorkshop still got leash on BabyShark dod...
When we can have weapon: Exterminatus?
lost verge
Extraction event
wintry fog
Man, I wish we had a whole theater of war with its own stats and mechanics, like Helldivers 2.
Lose a planet in a season? Exterminatus
low hemlock
Extraction event
no extraction, u have to forge your own
ocean widget
is the ogryn kindness because he hasnt mugged you for your rations yet
lost verge
is the ogryn kindness because he hasnt mugged you for your rations yet
True
I want plushy arbite
ocean widget
we dont have a plushie slug yet we arent getting a plushie arbites
every games producer needs to learn the mistake of do not turn things with holes into plushies and fatshark needs to learn that at the start
round mica
is the ogryn kindness because he hasnt mugged you for your rations yet
in due time everyone will get mugged
serene cipher
every games producer needs to learn the mistake of do not turn things with holes...
even if they dont, people will just cut a hole into them
ocean widget
yeah but at least then its the fault of the person who bought it and not the person who made it
serene cipher
fair enough
dapper trench
No mamaes Weii
sudden wagon
If you want a gilf look up nightgowns on facebook market place bc then you can filter them by size
sudden wagon
even if they dont, people will just cut a hole into them
Plushie psyker aint safe
formal mortar
Anybody happen to know if getting the dialogue for Mortis Trials is 100% random? Got all of Brahms lines, but need the lines for the other 2. Didn't know if difficulty matters or something
round mica
If you want a gilf look up nightgowns on facebook market place bc then you can f...
how do you know this
sudden wagon
Anybody happen to know if getting the dialogue for Mortis Trials is 100% random?...
it is
formal mortar
Thanks
dapper trench
or
round mica
hav hand over your hard drive this instance
sudden wagon
hav hand over your hard drive this instance
Nah
dapper trench
just dont
sudden wagon
This doctor pepper and alfredo aint sittin right in my stomach
dapper trench
This doctor pepper and alfredo aint sittin right in my stomach
L
round mica
Idk what they're made of tbh
you don’t wanna know
sudden wagon
you don’t wanna know
Its not really that bad
round mica
Its not really that bad
trust me you don’t wanna know
sudden wagon
A lot of sugar, oil and some other things
round mica
there’s a reason psykers are sent to the black ships
sudden wagon
there’s a reason psykers are sent to the black ships
They make oreos
No
The oreos are made out of them
sudden wagon
Wait no thats lucky charms because they're magically delicious
I want a siamese kitten
shy panther
This doctor pepper and alfredo aint sittin right in my stomach
the what
prisma cypress
peak gaming
shy panther
thats not the hit videogame about climbing a mountain Peak
thats Placid Plastic Duck Sim
sudden wagon
peak gaming
Takin a path with duckies
ocean widget
peak gaming
what do you even do in this
prisma cypress
what do you even do in this
look at rubber ducks
ocean widget
only thing i've seen happen is some vtuber or smth clipping a moment where one of em escaped
ocean widget
look at rubber ducks
oh
prisma cypress
peak ngl
ocean widget
awful
prisma cypress
idk man
ocean widget
ah this explains why it exists
sudden wagon
Hold on I'll brb i have to honk out a dirtsnake
ocean widget
reviews feel botted and game is critised with having to rebuy to play and poor optimization
checks out
gilded socket
Im starting to annoy myself
ocean widget
Hold on I'll brb i have to honk out a dirtsnake
ocean widget
Im starting to annoy myself
how
prisma cypress
reviews feel botted and game is critised with having to rebuy to play and poor o...
idk man im having a blast
fair bridge
ocean widget
idk man im having a blast
i feel like you'd also have a blast looking at a windows screensaver
prisma cypress
holy shiit flower duck spawned in
round mica
inter-dimensional TV
jaunty path
# 🗣️ ATTENTION LOYALISTS. GET READY TO TOMORROW PATCH
Whats the patch gonna do
forgot
prisma cypress
i feel like you'd also have a blast looking at a windows screensaver
got professor poopypants in the chat
ocean widget
it is literally a paid screensaver that shits itself due to poor optimization
prisma cypress
oh yeah
lost verge
Whats the patch gonna do
I don't know. It's patch
round mica
does it save the screen or doom it?
prisma cypress
yeah thats literally just a screensaver
me when rubba duck
ocean widget
does it save the screen or doom it?
given the purpose of screensavers and given the fact poor optimization makes the game shit itself
probably a screendoomer
round mica
now what about a screengooner?
sudden wagon
round mica
how lucrative is that market
prisma cypress
magma duck spawned in
sudden wagon
how lucrative is that market
Very lubricative
ocean widget
how lucrative is that market
thats literally just the wallpaper engine
drowsy prawn
Whats the patch gonna do
hopefully, it will fix arby's left side purples and make them actually work, for starters
round mica
hopefully, it will fix arby's left side purples and make them actually work, for...
then it breaks the entire middle tree
then what?
drowsy prawn
then what?
middle tree blows, nothing of value will be lost 😌
round mica
prisma cypress
duck with da propella hat
ocean widget
thats being human for ya
you'll get used to it
prisma cypress
Nvidia duck spawned in
gilded socket
thats being human for ya
you'll get used to it
Its not me
olive scarab
Any old dudes or girls in here want to play? (30+)
gilded socket
Go to #vox-lfg-lexicanum
prisma cypress
thats being human for ya
you'll get used to it
thats just being self conscious just do things to help your self esteem
ocean widget
Any old dudes or girls in here want to play? (30+)
ocean widget
thats just being self conscious just do things to help your self esteem
you are like the 2nd worst person here to take advice from ngl
worst being the fucking moron that just asked for 30+ players
prisma cypress
you are like the 2nd worst person here to take advice from ngl
bro met me like 10 minutes ago and has a tier list
gilded socket
Am i on the top?
prisma cypress
KISS duck spawned in
ocean widget
Am i on the top?
you are higher than half the people here yes
prisma cypress
im sorry mans is upset at random strangers online
drowsy prawn
you are like the 2nd worst person here to take advice from ngl
who's the worst 😏
ocean widget
who's the worst 😏
prisma cypress
ocean widget
i feel like even a working education system couldn't help you
prisma cypress
i feel like even a working education system couldn't help you
olive scarab
I am an old dude looking for players that aren't youngins. Where can I find other old dudes like me on this forum?
ocean widget
I am an old dude looking for players that aren't youngins. Where can I find othe...
are you the opposite of a nonce or what
olive scarab
?
ocean widget
like specifically seeking out people older than you
olive scarab
No. Just people that aren't young
stable fox
Smells like racism towards younglings
stable fox
drowsy prawn
he doesn't want squeakers, give the guy a break 😂
stable fox
Okay that was stupid joke
ocean widget
he doesn't want squeakers, give the guy a break 😂
except he wants people that are 30 or older
olive scarab
Yes
gilded socket
you are higher than half the people here yes
Yaaayy
ocean widget
like specifically 30
stable fox
But i don't think younger generations are that bad at games
prisma cypress
are you the opposite of a nonce or what
did someone shit in your cereal today
ocean widget
did someone shit in your cereal today
given i dont eat cereal i'd assume not
gilded socket
we're all tops here
Ooof
stable fox
Anyway
delicate vapor
lament cave
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/...
The Goobus.
stable fox
Put the cat down Elios
prisma cypress
panda duck spawned in
ocean widget
But i don't think younger generations are that bad at games
plus the fact that you're also assuming everyone plays darktide has a mic and every person under 30 has a high pitched voice
prisma cypress
The Goobus.
gilded socket
I am an old dude looking for players that aren't youngins. Where can I find othe...
#vox-lfg-lexicanum there, go now
ocean widget
<#1045597890472579075> there, go now
hes already been told and ignored it
gilded socket
hes already been told and ignored it
Well fuck’em
ocean widget
not you specifically nic
stable fox
I just made really stupid joke and you start making theory
ocean widget
the fuckin dude
olive scarab
So is there a place on here where I can find games with adults?
gilded socket
So is there a place on here where I can find games with adults?
No
olive scarab
Fair enough
odd shadow
So is there a place on here where I can find games with adults?
How hard is it for you follow directions go to #vox-lfg-lexicanum
gilded socket
Bye bye
gilded socket
How hard is it for you follow directions go to <#1045597890472579075>
He’s old and stupid
prisma cypress
olive scarab
I guess so
gilded socket
Not my fault
stable fox
Tbf if i was in my 30s I'd be much slow thinker
ocean widget
He’s old and stupid
dude sounds like he watches only anime assuming everyone below 30 has a high pitched voice
prisma cypress
Tbf if i was in my 30s I'd be much slow thinker
gilded socket
Tbf if i was in my 30s I'd be much slow thinker
Paul is smarter and is pushing 40
olive scarab
Fuck y'all
gilded socket
Ok bye
ocean widget
Fuck y'all
i'd rather not mate
stable fox
No thanks I don't consent
gilded socket
dude sounds like he watches only anime assuming everyone below 30 has a high pit...
What more to expect
odd shadow
Fuck y'all
stable fox
Also they left
ocean widget
What more to expect
probably some competence i hope?
stable fox
They couldn't handle our jokes
ocean widget
Also they left
wheyyyyyyy
ocean widget
i give too much credit in humanity nowadays
gilded socket
Yea
stable fox
So, we had a person who were spying on someone and called them pdf and here's this guy seeking for old dudes
Interesting
gilded socket
So, we had a person who were spying on someone and called them pdf and here's th...
Wait what
stable fox
But i expected more
gilded socket
Nic whaaattt
stable fox
Wait what
Yeah there was a person who pinged i suppose an artist and said they're pedo or something
Then they left i do believe?
ocean widget
Yeah there was a person who pinged i suppose an artist and said they're pedo or ...
oh fuck sake
stable fox
We don't know what's up
gilded socket
Yeah there was a person who pinged i suppose an artist and said they're pedo or ...
User?
ocean widget
what was the person who pinged users
if its who i feel it is i wont be surprised
theres like some gang of twitter knobs who goes around harassing people who make that fucking robot art
death robots or whoever
prisma cypress
enough of duck game
stable fox
theres like some gang of twitter knobs who goes around harassing people who make...
Teenager robot girl?
Uh
I forgor
But i liked that show
stable fox
Da
wintry fog
Probably made them look bad in Darktide.
stable fox
Was silly show
ocean widget
Teenager robot girl?
nah
some fuckin weirdos on twitter harassing artists
sudden wagon
ocean widget
first spotted it when they raided another discord i was in
well raid was an overstatement
prisma cypress
bro is hunched
ocean widget
it was like 3 nutters
stable fox
Just spamming ping?
wintry fog
Did they post any kind of source with proof?
ocean widget
you expected three nutters to have proof
lament cave
Guys, in a Havoc match we just got a Lieutenant, Hexbound Daemonhost and regular Daemonhost all at once.
I think the game fucking hates us.
ocean widget
Just spamming ping?
yeah
harassing em n shit
lament cave
The game was basically like "Yeah, you guys've gone far enough.".
stable fox
Did they post any kind of source with proof?
Nah they just went with "they're pedo bro" and then left(?)
wintry fog
Possibly
Just asking to verify that they're indeed weirdos trying to start a witch hunt
stable fox
Or probably one of our wardens kicked them
ocean widget
it stands for utubetrollpolice apparently
which checks out given their intelligence
stable fox
Utu- what
ocean widget
youtube troll police
stable fox
ocean widget
i know its a fucking stupid name
drowsy prawn
Guys, in a Havoc match we just got a Lieutenant, Hexbound Daemonhost and regular...
those 2 DHs means you goofed not the game 😂
wintry fog
i know its a fucking stupid name
One more month and they'll all be back in school
stable fox
It's odd that I'm under the rock and over the rock at the same time
For us(Russians) usually 1st September is the day of school
For others it seems earlier
Some starts on August?
I don't remember
ocean widget
over here starts august too last i checked
wintry fog
Here it's usually the first week of september, so two weeks and change
wheat sphinx
My Polish friend got Darktide wooo!
stable fox
Now it's time for them to... Polish the game
wheat sphinx
He didn't buy Arbites DLC despite being a massive shotgun enjoyer so weapon specialist Vet will have to do
stable fox
lament cave
those 2 DHs means you goofed not the game 😂
I think the regular Daemonhost was right beside the Hexbound.
drowsy prawn
I think the regular Daemonhost was right beside the Hexbound.
if that's the case then you got fatsharked heh
lament cave
if that's the case then you got fatsharked heh
I'm pretty sure. I didn't see it but the moment we started attacking the Hexbound one, the regular one got triggered.
wheat sphinx
He didn't buy Arbites DLC despite being a massive shotgun enjoyer so weapon spec...
DB or combat shotgun for this btw
I assume combat shotgun w slugs
ocean widget
He didn't buy Arbites DLC despite being a massive shotgun enjoyer so weapon spec...
i dont blame him
buying DLC when you dont even know if you like the games a shitshow
stable fox
wheat sphinx
But for now, it's gonna be the worse shotguns
tame hemlock
they aren't even bad anymore... they just sound so anemic
and the fact they are full auto and not pump action also decreases their cool factor
the only way to make a full auto shotgun cool is to either make it a SPAS or giving it a drum mag
wheat sphinx
they aren't even bad anymore... they just sound so anemic
Double barrel is really good tho
Sound wise
elder merlin
elder merlin
Double barrel is really good tho
Edgy furry
wheat sphinx
Uhhhh, yeah?
wintry fog
I wish the shotguns felt as satisfying as they do in Doom.
wheat sphinx
I played Eternal, Eternal's double barrel is insane
elder merlin
I wish the shotguns felt as satisfying as they do in Doom.
AA-12 when?
gilded socket
Arruff
tired inlet
lament vault
ok real talk: why you illiterated rejects jump on a H24 without the ability to undersand what a hexbound Demon host is?
sudden wagon
ok real talk: why you illiterated rejects jump on a H24 without the ability to u...
Whats that
What does it do different than a normal daemonhost
lament vault
What does it do different than a normal daemonhost
it is an event, you have to kill a cultists summoning it otherwise you get a DH that kill all the team
sudden wagon
it is an event, you have to kill a cultists summoning it otherwise you get a DH ...
The carnival map?
Wait that does something if you take too long??
Dawg i wanna see that
lament vault
The carnival map?
not a map, a Havoc modifier
round mica
Hi all
sudden wagon
not a map, a Havoc modifier
Oh
Im gonna purposfully join one with that modifier and sell so i can see
sudden wagon
not a map, a Havoc modifier
Is it impossible to kill?
lament vault
Is it impossible to kill?
no, but considering everything that will be happening? it is basically a dead wish
sudden wagon
no, but considering everything that will be happening? it is basically a dead wi...
Ima look up a vid im curious
lament vault
you can get multiple bosses AND the DH, so you basically die
low hemlock
Im gonna purposfully join one with that modifier and sell so i can see
Wouldn’t advise to let the ritual complete
had a match where the ritual DH killed my last teammate, instead of it claiming it’s soul
the DH still went after me (Last Survivor btw)
tame hemlock
he kills all 4
inland mantle
RDH always kills 4 players
tame hemlock
before fucking off
once survived a DH by tanking it and then constantly rescuing my teammates
inland mantle
If you rev a 5th person it fucks off on the 4th kill
drowsy prawn
the moment that timer starts to go fast you better drop everything you are doing and haul ass 😂
low hemlock
RDH always kills 4 players
me thought FatShark put a patch note describing that if a DH encounters the Last Survivor it floats away?
whatever happened with that?
inland mantle
I've never seen anything about that
tame hemlock
mk3 exterminator can one-tap the ritualists if you have all the usual damage buffs up
pretty good
i think helbore mk4 also can
drowsy prawn
inferno staff and flammer is also very good
low hemlock
I've never seen anything about that
it was an old patch note way back before Unlocked & Loaded, if memory serves me right
tired inlet
he kills all 4
inland mantle
If your talking norm dh idk I only really play havoc now a days so it's rare to wake one
low hemlock
rituals werent added back then tho
damn, that means if two or more DU rituals starts at the same time…..
rip
drowsy prawn
people who haven't played havoc stepping into this 2.0 is going to give them a heart attack
sudden wagon
When you eat an apple after brushing your teeth
sudden wagon
me thought FatShark put a patch note describing that if a DH encounters the Last...
Dawg that's stupid DHs are evil they have no reason to do that
They're damn near pure evil
This aint a movie where the consciousness is gonna stop them
round mica
When you eat an apple after brushing your teeth
haters will say this is AI
gilded socket
Im gooning
elder merlin
If Fatshark was really cool, they would have given us the ability to crown the Daemonhost
Like how you could crown the witch in left for dead
fading otter
Im gooning
gilded socket
https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-me-after-a-long-day-of-goon-maxxing-cro...
Love this guy
stable fox
If Fatshark was really cool, they would have given us the ability to crown the D...
My guy, it would take a really precise shot to accomplish that
elder merlin
My guy, it would take a really precise shot to accomplish that
To be fair, you could crouch walk right up to a witch and dump multiple shots into its head and still get the trophy
So it was easy to cheese
Also shut up, dont ruin my dreams
You're gay, probably
prisma cypress
When you eat an apple after brushing your teeth
fair bridge
didn't all those extras have to turn away if they were about to laugh
prisma cypress
didn't all those extras have to turn away if they were about to laugh
Yeah had me on the floor crying when I first saw it
sudden wagon
Im in an all psyker squad rn
sleek harness
Im in an all psyker squad rn
I am very sorry for you
stable fox
You're gay, probably
No u
prisma cypress
nic o teen
sleek harness
Look what Santa Pauls gave to me
stable fox
anos
prisma cypress
Look what Santa Pauls gave to me
prisma cypress
i be vibin in the ritz car
elder merlin
Ritz crackers?
prisma cypress
Ritz crackers?
elder merlin
That is much more disappointing then i'd imagined
sleek harness
prisma cypress
https://tenor.com/view/ricky-bobby-will-ferrel-talladega-nights-the-ballad-of-ri...
prisma cypress
I should delete darktide
round mica
nocturne bloom
ćma 🔥
round mica
Are Wound curios able to be higher than 1?
nocturne bloom
No
round mica
Bummer
ocean widget
shit wrong one
ocean widget
they make anything a gif
elder merlin
elder hare
dude that's genius, a rabid killer monster with an impervious shell-- OP
prisma cypress
tbf a tortle being a werewolf is sick
What about this guy
elder hare
our tortle warlord
ocean widget
What about this guy
thats a turtle not a tortle
somber stream
Tl;dr Plasma got nerfed to the ground. DS4 values got halfed, reworked special to parry like Catachan DC (fuck yes)
spark plume
Tl;dr Plasma got nerfed to the ground. DS4 values got halfed, reworked special t...
Based?
prisma cypress
thats a turtle not a tortle
Ok but what about this one
somber stream
We'll see how it perform once the official patch is here
spark plume
Ok but what about this one
Cute tortoise
fair bridge
Tl;dr Plasma got nerfed to the ground. DS4 values got halfed, reworked special t...
where is this?
somber stream
elder merlin
tbf a tortle being a werewolf is sick
I would imagine the fact that they seem to be nigh unstoppable killing machines when afflicted by lycanthrophy lends to the fact no one has ever heard of one
spark plume
That's a snapping turlah
somber stream
where is this?
Chinese Patch note
elder merlin
Everyone dies before they can spread the information
fair bridge
Chinese Patch note
i knew china was living in the future
somber stream
i knew china was living in the future
They have a separate system going
fair bridge
oh my GOD
fair bridge
thank you darling
gilded socket
elder merlin
https://tenor.com/view/meme-milk-gif-6919750708092698197
Damn, society made him so crazy that he turned white
Ya hate to see it
fair bridge
amazing
somber stream
Yeah plasma is icky now
fair bridge
I'll cleave that ass if you dont watch it
somber stream
Veteran lost their only viable set up for high havoc 
fair bridge
i wonder what else there will be
somber stream
The group of 20 Crushers:
"Cute"
fair bridge
nicolaus what difficulty do you play on
ocean widget
so are we putting money on whether the game gets review bombed tomorrow or nah?
somber stream
It will
ocean widget
well if fatshark doesnt want the game to get reviewbombed it wont
fair bridge
im so happy
ocean widget
it's so peak
devil claw loses its one unique feature
lost verge
Can somebody send Psyker cosmetics from the store. I can't enter, but I need it.
somber stream
well if fatshark doesnt want the game to get reviewbombed it wont
You underestimated the Swedes ability to fuck themselves in the ass
fair bridge
well if fatshark doesnt want the game to get reviewbombed it wont
do you think that a significant number of people will reviewbomb the game just because one weapon gets nerfed
ocean widget
do you think that a significant number of people will reviewbomb the game just b...
that happened before
abstract fiber
do you think that a significant number of people will reviewbomb the game just b...
it happened with power sword, but further hard nerfs havent produced anywhere near the same rage
ocean widget
yeah
where people are even dumber
marsh iris
surstromming bomb the office
ocean widget
it happened with power sword, but further hard nerfs havent produced anywhere ne...
thats cus nothing else had the power of PS
until now
somber stream
Stuff can kill gods
abstract fiber
game was a lot more popular back when PS nerfed like 50k concurrent players
fair bridge
it happened with power sword, but further hard nerfs havent produced anywhere ne...
i'm just gonna repeat what i said earlier: i hope every single loser on the fatshark forums gets rickets
i have never seen a more ungrateful group of cunts in my life
abstract fiber
it's also not like this is how it'll play out exactly cause the forum post is from 2 months ago
final herald
they put oil splotches on her again
now the screaming infants who were crying about it can be happy 👼
fair bridge
they put oil splotches on her again
tracer on T
somber stream
they put oil splotches on her again
Great now give Tracer her ass back
fair bridge
it's also not like this is how it'll play out exactly cause the forum post is fr...
licht fooled me again 😔
i got licht'd
i got licked by licht
final herald
Great now give Tracer her ass back
?
ocean widget
they put oil splotches on her again
great now give her a look that doesnt look like propaganda
final herald
great now give her a look that doesnt look like propaganda
the infant in question
final herald
tragic they put her ass on backwards 😔
you dare question the cult of tummy
fair bridge
they should delete the fatshark forums full stop
final herald
didn't they literally only change 1 pose about tracer
sudden wagon
This dude pmo he made fun of me for 3 wound curios
I have issues with warp watching
final herald
this lady looks so nice
fair bridge
dude i'm bummed as hell i cooked dinner earlier and ran out of kosher salt so it wasn't seasoned as well as i like 😔
three words that describe @orchid skiff
ocean widget
this lady looks so nice
hey the leaks were real?
sudden wagon
dude i'm bummed as hell i cooked dinner earlier and ran out of kosher salt so it...
Use anti semetic salt instead
ocean widget
shit
final herald
ocean widget
is the bellhop added yet?
fair bridge
Use anti semetic salt instead
notify me as soon as you find the funny, thank you
final herald
whats bellhop
orchid skiff
three words that describe <@227341167635726337>
Just woke up already under attack
ocean widget
fuckin little hat dude
sudden wagon
notify me as soon as you find the funny, thank you
Notify
final herald
hey the leaks were real?
you've been able to console command this chick for like
months
they replaced all the models with "error" now though
ocean widget
you've been able to console command this chick for like
couldnt be fucked with console commands
this is the bellhop
final herald
braincell malfunction pensive emoji
somber stream
licht fooled me again 😔
Nuh uh, the date was right there. I didn't said the patch was for today
final herald
his name is just "doorman"
ocean widget
his outfit is one of a bellhops
final herald
fair bridge
i want to post gay shit to ironically reply to rewdy with but all my shit is too fucking gay
ocean widget
final herald
okay but he's called doorman
elder merlin
I know what you are
somber stream
What game is this?
final herald
deadlock
final herald
ye
somber stream
true
final herald
better pre-shop update
I'll agree just this once
fair bridge
I know what you are
i'm super pissed that alucard is canonically bisexual women do not deserve him Period.
ocean widget
i think the only reason i'd get into it again is if they add cabby
elder merlin
LOL
ocean widget
fair bridge
cabby is a trans twitter user that posts bangers
elder merlin
i'm super pissed that alucard is canonically bisexual women do not deserve him P...
Not the kind of take i was expecting
ocean widget
cabby is a trans twitter user that posts bangers
no?
marsh iris
i dont fancy deadlock theme, i give it a pass
ocean widget
we're talking about deadlock not twitter
fair bridge
we're talking about deadlock not twitter
question: who the fuck is cabby
not
question: who the fuck is cabby in deadlock
sudden wagon
My psyker is named john witch
fair bridge
keep up
somber stream
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/cabby-the-troubled-taxi-driver-with-conc...
That's... just a taxi. Mf is a whole Taxi
final herald
the overbearing theme of noir
ocean widget
question: who the fuck is cabby
not
question: who the fuck is cabby in deadloc...
did you miss the link i posted with the context
fair bridge
did you miss the link i posted with the context
did you miss me crashing out over alucard
i guess we're both some missing ass motherfuckers
final herald
question: who the fuck is cabby
not
question: who the fuck is cabby in deadloc...
imma be so real the train of thought was easy to follow
somber stream
Still a Taxi
ocean widget
"Cabby is a possessed taxi car - possessed by the wizard whose body was was stuffed in to the back of the trunk of by the mobsters that carried out the hit- though inanimate object soul transfer is highly forbidden and widely known to have lots of issues, it was a last ditch effort by the wizard to self-preserve, at the cost of all of his memories. that was 20 years ago, and since then cabby has earned himself a living by being a taxi driver with a hot temper (very prone to road rage and hates parking meters, needs to consume gasoline in order to sustain himself.)"
ocean widget
did you miss me crashing out over alucard
oh i couldnt give a shit about alucard ngl
marsh iris
cabbage
ocean widget
i dont watch anime
fair bridge
imma be so real the train of thought was easy to follow
ALUCARD SHOULD BE GAY
fair bridge
oh i couldnt give a shit about alucard ngl
DIE
final herald
what
fair bridge
im fuckin PISSED
ocean widget
literally the only thing i know about alucard is the cannon scene
ocean widget
anime is boring to me ngl
fair bridge
yeah give them some fuckin uhhhhhhh tv-aired dragon ball super
ocean widget
he?
wanker
fair bridge
apologies
gilded socket
Waow
fair bridge
the only 90s anime they should be watching is King of the Hill
ocean widget
the only 90s anime they should be watching is King of the Hill
i still think dales a cuck NGL
fair bridge
i still think dales a cuck NGL
technically dale is a cuck, however an unwitting one
ocean widget
like i've met dim conspiracy theorists and even they werent as dumb as dale
spark plume
like i've met dim conspiracy theorists and even they werent as dumb as dale
You haven't met my dad
fair bridge
think about how much poison dale has ingested
spark plume
I love having a flat earther for a father 
ocean widget
I love having a flat earther for a father <:pepesad:860851575908335667>
i can guarantee your dad would know his wife was being fucked by another man by the earth slightly shaking every time a man thrusted into ya mum
fair bridge
i was surprised at how good the revival was
the animation is lacking to say the least
but the spark is still there
spark plume
i can guarantee your dad would know his wife was being fucked by another man by ...
Okay, you're right 
but my dad is still the living embodiment of Dunning-Kruger
fair bridge
anyway back to business
spark plume
It's a wonder myself and all of my siblings are relatively intelligent given how batshit insane and stupid he is
Must take after mum more
ocean widget
shoulda sent ya dad up there instead of whoever the fuck those singers were or whatever the fuck they did
winged swift
why does robocop suck all the fun out of the game ugh
ocean widget
fuckin claiming to be astronauts while having none of the requirements
ocean widget
why does robocop suck all the fun out of the game ugh
because the arbites is way too strong rn
ocean widget
too strong and played by people too incompetent
ocean widget
you'd think they'd get their shit together before going on vacation but nope
fair bridge
yeah i wish they would just delete the whole entire game and refund everyone's money and execute every developer that worked on it then i would be happy for the first time in my miserable chud life - a fatshark forum user, 2025
ocean widget
yeah i wish they would just delete the whole entire game and refund everyone's m...
is this real?
winged swift
they always run off and ignore mobs and plasteel/diamantine
fair bridge
is this real?
yaa!!!!
ocean widget
proof?
fair bridge
um yeah its right there
winged swift
yeah i wish they would just delete the whole entire game and refund everyone's m...
lmfaoo
ocean widget
cabby
oh yeah btw you'll be glad to know i got banned from the deadlock discord pre-shop update
told someone buying rope was better than playing deadlock at that time and one of the mods did not take it well despite me having said the joke before
ocean widget
um yeah its right there
glad to know you're a fatshark forum user
fair bridge
glad to know you're a fatshark forum user
🙄
like i would lie about something like that!!
winged swift
lololol
fair bridge
no.
somber stream
Is that dracula
somber stream
Ah
fair bridge
cool fucking show
somber stream
I shall unpurple myself next week
fair bridge
https://tenor.com/view/darak-gif-26311418
interstella 5555
marsh iris
https://tenor.com/view/darak-gif-26311418
fair bridge
i loved it
genuinely one of my favorite animated films
i could listen to veridis quo all night
orchid skiff
but the spark is still there
why steam recommending me
fair bridge
why steam recommending me
dat why
orchid skiff
they need to be killed
fair bridge
😨
ocean widget
https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-eiffel65-gif-14330492
i hate how this is the actual music video
fair bridge
my bf wants to start live streaming as a vtuber what should i do
nocturne bloom
why steam recommending me
ocean widget
my bf wants to start live streaming as a vtuber what should i do
shoot him preferably
marsh iris
dont hate the 90s
fair bridge
shoot him preferably
shoot him full of what
orchid skiff
my bf wants to start live streaming as a vtuber what should i do
become vtuber too
ocean widget
why steam recommending me
i still dont get the appeal of this game
fair bridge
become vtuber too
if i did that i would want to be something cool
like a robot
or just some fuckin thing inside of a tv
ocean widget
why steam recommending me
theres like 3 things i know about this game
goldship
an ai generated picture of one got vandalised on wplace or whatever the fuck its called
legal eugenics
fair bridge
i had this idea once to set up a livestream where the whole premise is a guy from 2004 playing video games from that time
winged swift
might be better tomrorow
so is there an update tomorrow then? Is there any news on what it do? I don't see any recent info on the forum
fair bridge
and chat would have to pretend like it's 2004
fair bridge
so is there an update tomorrow then? Is there any news on what it do? I don't se...
update tomorrow, no other news
fatsharkjulia posted on the forum
look up her user and check her recent activity to find the post
ocean widget
i had this idea once to set up a livestream where the whole premise is a guy fro...
use the hot coffee mod
fair bridge
very clever, yes
very funny
very very clever and funny
very cute yeah
i just put a staple in my forehead how do you like that huh
winged swift
so 24/7 gta san andreas stream?
fair bridge
no man there was tons of cool shit that came out in 2004 and before that
ocean widget
i think the greatest part about that mod is that carl doesnt take off his jeans so it looks like shitty yoga in screenshots
which would explain the shitty yoga in gta5
gilded socket
my bf wants to start live streaming as a vtuber what should i do
Murder
Murder mermaid
final herald
oh yeah btw you'll be glad to know i got banned from the deadlock discord pre-sh...
sounds like something that would happen to you yeah
gilded socket
Murmaider
fair bridge
Murder
i think i'll hug him and kiss him and wish him well instead
that's one of the perks of having a bf
gilded socket
i think i'll hug him and kiss him and wish him well instead
Also good
fair bridge
i do not have to murder him when he does something cringe
elder merlin
https://tenor.com/view/darak-gif-26311418
Havent seen that in years
winged swift
no man there was tons of cool shit that came out in 2004 and before that
well yeah, but ppl were so obsessed with gta then
ocean widget
well maybe go listen to daft punk old man
fair bridge
well yeah, but ppl were so obsessed with gta then
i'm more interested in lesser known games from that era
tbh
ocean widget
Havent seen that in years
fuckin waving your cane and going "damn those electric musicians"
fair bridge
besides i'd need to figure out a good way to set it up to where it actually looks like it's from 2004 without it looking like complete shit
ocean widget
besides i'd need to figure out a good way to set it up to where it actually look...
2004
not looking like complete shit
you wish for the impossible
elder merlin
i'm more interested in lesser known games from that era
fair bridge
https://tenor.com/view/customrobo-custom-robo-ray01-gun-gif-26169442
baste..............
ocean widget
i forget that most of you were born yesterday
if i was born yesterday i cant tell if you or paul is older now
elder merlin
i forget that most of you were born yesterday
How old are you, poozer?
fair bridge
if i was born yesterday i cant tell if you or paul is older now
paul is 100% older than me
winged swift
i am as well, but if we had streamers in 2004 i cant picture them playing anything but gta. it was the casual goto, simp mind virus of the time
fair bridge
How old are you, poozer?
old
ocean widget
paul is 100% older than me
not with that attitutde
elder merlin
paul is 100% older than me
Im only 34
elder merlin
But in my heart im atleast 80
somber stream
Damn you're all old af, I'm 18
fair bridge
in my heart is a fire that burns hot for alucard
elder merlin
Hell, my heart probably is 80 with how much its been hurtin lately