it's for the parry, so enemies gets knocked back instead of keep on attacking you
#general-chat
drowsy prawn
dusty crypt
the =<auric shitters have forcibly converted me into a havoc sweat
i just did a couple and my blood pressure was about an order of magnitude lower than the average auric run because the team was just that much better
despite shit constantly popping off
it's ridiculous
elder hare
Ah yes the malice paradox
ocean widget
the =<auric shitters have forcibly converted me into a havoc sweat
i just did a...
thats probably cus its saturday
elder hare
hitting malice and the game gets substantially harder because most players peak there, meanwhile hitting damnation and it feels easier cause most players by this point know what to do
ocean widget
for some reason pubs become a lot more incompetent on saturdays
dusty crypt
for some reason pubs become a lot more incompetent on saturdays
weekend motorcyclist/sunday driver coded
but i'm ngl my weekday aurics are also frustrating
less so, but that's a low fuckin bar
narrow flame
Can we change the Name Ogryn, into Ogkring?
This is peak leadership ideea
fiery wave
for some reason pubs become a lot more incompetent on saturdays
Weekend warriors.
lyric badger
im finally homeeee
lost verge
I am the Lex
final herald
Rip
thick coyote
And they all are shit
💀
Truly one of the weapons ever
Basically the only parry weapon
No parry blessing
Then Fatshark adds parry blessings on weapons that don't parry
civic otter
not worth it tbh, with the position i did have there
my main thing was constantly supplying info and buildcrafting
but not worth it anymore on that game
gilded socket
Woof
civic otter
good cyber mastiff
lyric badger
<@943012986413527070> do u hate me?
no, I just clean out my friendlist often
wheat agate
Ok
lyric badger
Legitametely unintentional, but I like to keep things tidy when possible
feral tiger
not worth it tbh, with the position i did have there
Shame
lyric badger
Vvv vvv vvv...
feral tiger
I have had it for a long time, has arbites got any more cosmetics
thick coyote
Nope
lyric badger
I have had it for a long time, has arbites got any more cosmetics
no
feral tiger
Unbased
lyric badger
Shark is still on vacation till tuesday
thick fog
I have had it for a long time, has arbites got any more cosmetics
Not as yet
But hopefully next patch there is some
thick fog
Shark is still on vacation till tuesday
They returned like last or two weeks now 
gilded socket
Arruf
fierce cave
grizzled hornet
i’m guessing ZERO new drip for arby’s
lyric badger
@me if getting on, will be reading
agile raven
i’m guessing ZERO new drip for arby’s
You're absolutely right.
gilded socket
Ruf
south jetty
It's okay. Things got better (I got free food and iced matcha latte)
lost verge
I am the Lex
lyric badger
Good night Lexmate
bronze wren
Ok you know I'm tired. It's 2 am, and I want sleep
Im taking your Place in the queue then
lyric badger
I'm ~~THE LEX~~ on work
I was gonna ask if the Lex breakers refuse to let you do so
lyric badger
Im taking your Place in the queue then
There's a queue?
bronze wren
There's a queue?
When and where isnt one
bronze wren
Huh
lyric badger
I load in right away
lost verge
I was gonna ask if the Lex breakers refuse to let you do so
I work 20:00 to 08:00
That's my destiny
bronze wren
I load in right away
I Call Dark magic
fading token
found a darktide meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzRbSOr5-uQ
lyric badger
I work 20:00 to 08:00
Bless your heart
lyric badger
I Call Dark magic
My wi-fi is the strongest there is
The only thing holding me back is my own computer parts
bronze wren
Definitely a witch
lyric badger
I once downloaded GTAV in 5m
bronze wren
What the fuck
lost verge
I slept only 3 hours, I'm just so tired, but I want go home and play darktide
bronze wren
Are you at NASA hq?
bronze wren
Well then tell em they missed one cuz your Connection is out of this world
dreamy cliff
its time to hack the fbi mainframe
lyric badger
Respectfully I'm not telling them shii, I'm keeping this connection 🙏
dreamy cliff
servo skull deployed
lost verge
Are you at NASA hq?
Who said you that?
bronze wren
I slept only 3 hours, I'm just so tired, but I want go home and play darktide
Also my most sincere prayers go out to you
lyric badger
Who said you that?
Me
bronze wren
Who said you that?
Some would call it psychic Powers, others schizophrenic episodes
lost verge
But I have endless vine
bronze wren
But I have endless vine
LIES
lost verge
I mean wine
bronze wren
Oh
lost verge
I can't think normal
bronze wren
Yies
lost verge
Wha?
lyric badger
lyric badger
And thats all you shall see
lyric badger
I often get called a script kiddie or hacker cause my ping is always at the lowest possible
For TF2 it's 5ping lowest, anything below that is 100% cheating
I can even play in other countries without breaking the 90 ping barrier.
fierce cave
woven hill
i was trying to take a screenshot of a daemonhost ritual that'd gone wrong
woven hill
but ended up taking a pic of the daemonhost's dawgs
lyric badger
Nurgle blessed. Clearly.
fierce cave
but ended up taking a pic of the daemonhost's dawgs
My eyes hurt looking at thjs
Why is the brightness so high
bronze wren
but ended up taking a pic of the daemonhost's dawgs
Not even nurgle could stop me
fierce cave
low hemlock
<@494506189950943247> no. stop that.
lyric badger
I don't think Deamonhosts naturally spawn at the event areas though...? That's interesting.
lost verge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354710232819044402/1406421475308605490/F...
John the Lex
woven hill
lost verge
lyric badger
I only got two cause a friend started making em :)
fierce cave
I only got two cause a friend started making em :)
I am going to DM you a server invite
lost verge
Now I'm the master of Lex
fierce cave
Where there are thousands of these
lyric badger
This is what your average low havoc pf looks like
fierce cave
@lyric badger
DM me
lost verge
This is what your average low havoc pf looks like
That's better
gilded socket
Wuff
supple thorn
fierce cave
The hunger consumes
somber stream
Car did a funny and vomited on my pillow 
gilded socket
Nuh
stable fox
Yuh
lost verge
Horrible take.
Wtf is going on
fierce cave
# AIEEEE! A DAEMON!
lost verge
fierce cave
https://tenor.com/view/omori-therianthropy-otherkin-therian-cant-howl-gif-176848...
Cant
stable fox
[put High pitched Cadian scream here.]
lyric badger
Wtf is going on
I'm imagining them saying something in their language, understanding it and responding to it, like Schnitzel from Chowder
fierce cave
# [put High pitched Cadian scream here.]
thick coyote
stable fox
KILL!
bronze wren
https://tenor.com/view/leon-re4-re2-leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-gif-910568526360...
Serve
fierce cave
https://tenor.com/view/leon-re4-re2-leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-gif-910568526360...
Blue eyes MFS trying to get you to complement them
stable fox
I'm imagining them saying something in their language, understanding it and resp...
Rodar rodar
stable fox
low hemlock
bronze wren
This is a form of Art and it should be preserved
fierce cave
https://tenor.com/view/eggman-announcement-speech-sonic-the-hedgehog-report-gif-...
"shadow the hedgehog is a bitch"
lost verge
fierce cave
sudden wagon
Pray for my teamies, im doing stealth penances
fierce cave
Oh my god
fierce cave
Pray for my teamies, im doing stealth penances
THE GUY THAT GOT IN TROUBLE
HE BACK
sudden wagon
When was i intriuble
gilded socket
Woorf
ocean widget
i am in paine
west tek doesnt respawn as fast as i can get through it
lost verge
ocean widget
ah makes sense
sudden wagon
I think it was like
When i made fun of someone for saying they had heavy political opinions?
And trolling
fierce cave
When i made fun of someone for saying they had heavy political opinions?
Being called an extremist
sudden wagon
Oh
fierce cave
Almost got you in trouble
sudden wagon
That wasnt really trouble
It was because i said here what i said in the news server
gilded socket
Wuff
fierce cave
It was because i said here what i said in the news server
They call me hog rider because how good I ride my hog
bronze wren
Ew
lost verge
fierce cave
sudden wagon
Im not doing these penances until they buff vet
tired steeple
If I can do them all you can too
sudden wagon
Feels like im playing an april fools character or smt
lost verge
So they nerfed arbites or not? He still good?
sudden wagon
3 groaner hits and im down while i have a toughness and health curio
sudden wagon
So they nerfed arbites or not? He still good?
No
gilded socket
Arruff
sudden wagon
Is there a fun class in this game
Js gonna play melee psyker and box everything with greatsword
ocean widget
So they nerfed arbites or not? He still good?
the update isnt out until tuesday
abstract jolt
Another week, another no more Arbitrator cosmetics
cinder spire
Hey i just wanted to ask, has anyone else had an issue of loading into a mission with the wrong weapon?
As in you have weapon A equipped but it uses weapon b instead?
lost verge
Another week, another no more Arbitrator cosmetics
We need more
lost verge
the update isnt out until tuesday
ocean widget
just clicking on this already gave me irreparable brain damage
lost verge
O G R Y N‼️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️
You know what? You little boi
bronze wren
just clicking on this already gave me irreparable brain damage
S Tier name
ocean widget
S Tier name
lost verge
just clicking on this already gave me irreparable brain damage
That's new psyker attack
lost verge
me aint lil vro🥀
Yeah, sorry. You tiny
ocean widget
tyranids get permanently damaged because the emperor sent them a rickroll MP4 via the warp
lost verge
gilded socket
Woof
tender drum
any chance anyone can help me level up fast?
stable fox
ocean widget
have you tried doing missions
stable fox
How come you are struggling to lvl up? Unless if you somehow got bad team multiple times in a row
low hemlock
Yeah, sorry. You tiny
tender drum
just wanna lvl up fast and have people to help me lvl up.
tender drum
does anyone wanna play with me then?
lost verge
I'm on work
stable fox
Look lvl up is something you can do all by yourself honestly
I mean sure if you want to do it not all by yourself you could find a party via #vox-lfg-lexicanum
Well it's more like reading because it's lexicanum duh but
lost verge
Look lvl up is something you can do all by yourself honestly
I mean sure if you ...
Did somebody says LEX?
stable fox
Do i have to write that l is silent and replaced by s to scare you off?
lost verge
It's a wonderful day for Lex
lost verge
You can ask all the loyalists in the sky
stable fox
gilded socket
Ok, I'm gonna shoot you in the face
Guh?
stable fox
PFFT
lost verge
And they tell you will sweet with a musical tweet
It's a wonderful day for Lex
lost verge
Someone is going to turn into hand made makarov pistolet blyad
I'm Borris
tender drum
which chat can i help find people to play with?
sudden wagon
This game crashes way too frequently to have a long ass loading screen and intro
lost verge
Nyet nyet there's no makarov
I'm Borrys
drowsy prawn
which chat can i help find people to play with?
lfg below
spark plume
This game crashes way too frequently to have a long ass loading screen and intro
I've only ever crashed 2 or 3 times the entire time I've played it. Could be your hardware? Idk
sudden wagon
I've only ever crashed 2 or 3 times the entire time I've played it. Could be you...
xbx xs isnt this bad
lost verge
My joke related to your nickname was ruined
I make other joke
sudden wagon
ive crashed like 30 times since ive started playing
spark plume
(You can skip the intro or turn it off in settings btw)
sudden wagon
(You can skip the intro or turn it off in settings btw)
Where can u turn it off in settings
spark plume
ive crashed like 30 times since ive started playing
What platform? And I can't remember where you turn it off but it's like "play intro cinematic on launch: on/off"
lost verge
Someone is going to turn into hand made makarov pistolet blyad
How did you know what pistolet it is?
lost verge
Maybe you spy
lost verge
I know some things
Yeah, what you know?
lost verge
It's everyone know
stable fox
Da
gilded socket
I came to goon
fierce cave
lost verge
I came to goon
bronze wren
If y‘all had to choose, which chaos god would you worship and why?
fierce cave
lost verge
Man I wish I have one Russian friend
stable fox
lost verge
fierce cave
fair bridge
i wonder if vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in
stable fox
What do you think is this? 1785?
lost verge
What do you think is this? 1785?
1666
dusty crypt
alright i know havoc isn't perfect but
the fuckin trauma bonding and camaraderie is 😙 👌
first time darktide has actually felt like legend/cata vt2
lost verge
I'm the Lex
gilded socket
Your 4'10?
No im 5’7
lost verge
I am 175
stable fox
fierce cave
what should i pick
LIZARD
gilded socket
Damm your short
fierce cave
ALWAYS ARGONION
gilded socket
You can't be so large
Watch me
fair bridge
ALWAYS ARGONION
that fucker arthmoor ruined argonians for me
lost verge
fair bridge
i don't think i've ever played a breton tbh
lost verge
I'm gonna turn myself into a fucking Soviet Arbite unit
ocean widget
dude play a 2 handed female breton
really fucking strong
cant die and kills everything
fair bridge
@round mica they put you in the game Bro
ocean widget
female for the dibella perk that buffs damage to the opposite gender with most NPCs being male
astral basin
Khajiit must die for the emperor, for khajiit is a filthy mutie
lost verge
Ogryn and comissar? What?
lost verge
Hop on darktide
round mica
<@456226577798135808> they put you in the game Bro
that’s paul
fair bridge
that’s paul
@elder merlin that you Bro??????
round mica
<@1079191491995521155> that you Bro??????
i wish
fair bridge
i would be mad as fuck if paul did not look like that
fair bridge
are you trying to RP with me?
that's not really my thing man
i think there's a 40k roleplay discord out there somewhere
it just ain't here
astral basin
I saw skyrim in a 40k server
Remembered the felinid
fair bridge
i don't know what that is
fair bridge
and this is the general chat
you can talk about whatever as long as it's within the rules
astral basin
Is it
astral basin
Im at work not paying attention
lost verge
Next class on darktide will be felinids
fair bridge
you're doing a good job
astral basin
Gods no
fair bridge
yeah i'll pick breton, i've never played one before
lost verge
it says <#735588196410196071>
Wait, that's general?
fair bridge
and he's gonna look just like paul
lost verge
this is general, yes
Prove it
astral basin
Wonder when theyll do a codex for mutie squads
What were they called? Reserves?
misty trench
renaming it to admiral chat rn
astral basin
Militarum Auxilla
proper valley
renaming it to admiral chat rn
Omg hi
proper valley
lost verge
Hmmmmm
fair bridge
dead eyes, like a discord moderator's eyes
lost verge
I need check my Lex book
fair bridge
wowww and what does that mean
gilded socket
Wuff
lost verge
wowww and what does that mean
Um...in Lex book it says I need to shoot you
fair bridge
Um...in Lex book it says I need to shoot you
oh no!!
well i guess i'm shot then
i'm gonna go make dinner, do you want chicken tendies or hamburger helper
i'll be 100% honest i could fuck up some hamburger helper rn
i haven't had that in years
misty trench
dead eyes, like a discord moderator's eyes
those are some high power eyebrows good lord
fair bridge
those are some high power eyebrows good lord
it's literally the first breton preset too, i love it
best preset in the game
shy panther
Who out imperialing they lex
misty trench
I rocked redguard
misty trench
luv me curved swords
gilded socket
we're playing make-believe right now do you want to join
Yes lets e sex
misty trench
breton goes hard, the built in magic resist is also probably the strongest trait
fair bridge
this modpack is sick as hell
it's from the viva new vegas guys
purely vanilla plus, no bullshit
misty trench
but also it's skyrim so like...stats don't matter
drowsy prawn
what should his name be
GetOffMyLawn
ocean widget
it's from the viva new vegas guys
viva new vegas
skyrim
bruh
fair bridge
viva new vegas
skyrim
bruh
??
misty trench
bruv
fair bridge
round mica
what should his name be
Girthquake
fair bridge
fair bridge
vegas but no vegas
what are you talking about
misty trench
Starfield2011
round mica
Girthworm
fair bridge
i'm so fucking confused right now do you think i'm playing fallout new vegas
final herald
Girthworm
fair bridge
i'm gonna roleplay being your disappointed dad and go on government auction sites and look at boats i'll never be able to buy
ocean widget
i'm so fucking confused right now do you think i'm playing fallout new vegas
it sounds like its a mod for vegas but its for skyrim 
fair bridge
lost verge
i'm gonna go make dinner, do you want chicken tendies or hamburger helper
Hamburger
lost verge
Did they drop nuke?
round mica
no?
ocean widget
season 2 episode 5 of the boys has a
the one that came out 4 years ago?
round mica
the one that came out 4 years ago?
no the one that came out 4 years ago
ocean widget
ah sick
fair bridge
oh shit wait should i choose stormcloaks or imperials
round mica
stormcloak sounds cooler
tidal grove
Anyone else getting mad DC's tonight?
lavish gulch
long trench
Yo is that an empanada? Gimme gimme
round mica
Anyone else getting mad DC's tonight?
have you tried turning off portrait rendering
tidal grove
lol, no is that a thing
round mica
yes
tidal grove
worth a shot
round mica
some folks here have had great success with it being off
tidal grove
Don't see a setting
tidal grove
got it
cedar fulcrum
what are the best "+% damage to armor" stats? maniac? carapace?
stark bobcat
what are the best "+% damage to armor" stats? maniac? carapace?
For what weapon?
tidal grove
Nope, still DC, but was worth a shot
stark bobcat
Flak is the most common with the 2nd perk often being maniac/cara/unyield
but it depends on the weapon
cedar fulcrum
im using the delvers pickaxe currently
stark bobcat
flak + cara/unyielding
cedar fulcrum
I used it for horde clear and the odd mauler/rager that get in melee range
drowsy prawn
Nope, still DC, but was worth a shot
enjoy peak Fatshark Experience™
ripe tangle
@misty trench you’re from Queensland right?
misty trench
<@159521795853123584> you’re from Queensland right?
grew up there, yeah
lost verge
It's 4:16 and I wanna go home
misty trench
from Victoria originally but I didn't really spend enough time there for that to really be home
ripe tangle
the more I learn about Queensland specifically, the more it sounds a bit like Florida
no offense
drowsy prawn
misty trench
no offense
none taken, it's a fact lmao
Queensland is legit Australian florida
where I grew up has a miami even
ripe tangle
XD
ripe tangle
where I grew up has a miami even
Gold Coast?
misty trench
yeah. The Gold Coast is like...GTA Vice City but Australian
gilded socket
God i fucking hate going outside in my state
THERES NO ONE HERE WHO LIKES WHAT I LIKE
lost verge
God i fucking hate going outside in my state
What's wrong?
ripe tangle
I’ve seen pictures of Gold Coast and thought it was Miami
gilded socket
LISTENS TO WHAT I LISTEN TOO
ripe tangle
so that makes sense
lost verge
In my state we have the fucking sea
gilded socket
NO ONE IN THIS WHITE SUPREMACY STATE IS FUCKING DIFFERENT AND IF THEY ARE THEY HWVE NO CLUE ABOUT WHAT I SAY
misty trench
and there are bullsharks in the rivers
ripe tangle
Florida is the Shark Attack capital of the world
drowsy prawn
is it shark, thought that place was known for the gators 🤔
ripe tangle
there’s roughly twice as many shark attacks annually than there are gator attacks in Florida
Florida does have A LOT of gators though, it’s also one of the few places in the world where Alligators and Crocodiles naturally coexist.
stable fox
mmm, shark sushi
fierce cave
What's better
stable fox
Im hungry now
ripe tangle
Alligators are also known for climbing whatever/whenever to get into a body of water, which is how they literally end up in people’s swimming pools sometimes XD
they’re like “oooo water” and will just climb someone’s fence to get to it
ripe tangle
<:blobwaver:542837222387482663>
abstract jolt
LAGGING OUT DUE TO SERVER ISSUES should not count as a lost in HAVOC WTF
fair bridge
dude girthworm is a fucking animal
abstract jolt
Literally got to to the END and it went "lmao Error code"
fierce cave
dude girthworm is a fucking animal
Girthworm 🗿🍷
gilded socket
Dude one of these days im just gonna straight up kill myself
spark plume
Dude one of these days im just gonna straight up kill myself
Make sure you sell all of your possessions and go on a holiday before you do
Rack up all the debt
You won't be repaying it anyway 
round mica
Alligators are also known for climbing whatever/whenever to get into a body of w...
I wanna go on the tour boat where they feed the swamp puppy's
ripe tangle
That would be fun
spark plume
Do it in Australia and you'll get eaten. Saltwater crocodiles aren't chill like alligators
Tourists get eaten every year in Darwin because they ignore the "do not swim, crocodiles" signs
gilded socket
Make sure you sell all of your possessions and go on a holiday before you do
Not a bad idea
fair bridge
man
ripe tangle
Alligators can kill you, but they’re more likely to ignore you first as long as you’re not like, really small.
modest flume
@fierce cave numbers in my name
spark plume
Alligators can kill you, but they’re more likely to ignore you first as long as ...
Yeah they're more chill
ripe tangle
basically just don’t fuck with them and call the service that comes and gets them
spark plume
Saltwater crocodiles can also grow to like 6 metres long. Which is like, idk, 20 feet? Maybe more?
analog marsh
Alligators can kill you, but they’re more likely to ignore you first as long as ...
That's because alligators don't typically see humans as food. Crocs on the other hand do see people as a food source.
round mica
Crocodiles have also been feed humans through out history
spark plume
Crocodiles have also been feed humans through out history
In Africa yeah, not in Australia
round mica
They were the corpse disposal on the Nile
spark plume
Nile crocodiles and Saltwater crocodiles are separate species
ripe tangle
In Africa yeah, not in Australia <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
also India and Burma
ripe tangle
even if they’re dangerous, I love them
fair bridge
i'm scared of girthworm
spark plume
even if they’re dangerous, I love them
I love all animals except for parasitic ones like mosquitoes, annoying ones like flies, and asshole ones like wasps
ripe tangle
iirc Crocodiles have been around for like, 100 million years or something like that
spark plume
iirc Crocodiles have been around for like, 100 million years or something like t...
Yeah since the dinosaurs
ripe tangle
that’s awesome
round mica
iirc Crocodiles have been around for like, 100 million years or something like t...
200 or somethiny I think 🤔
ripe tangle
to put that into perspective, humans have only been around for about 3 million years
round mica
Since triasic they basically have not changed
ripe tangle
and recorded History is only like 7000 years at most
round mica
V cool
round mica
i'm scared of girthworm
with girth comes great power
elder merlin
Gator/crocs and sharks have remained largely unchanged throughout history
ripe tangle
200 or somethiny I think 🤔
okay, yeah that’s a big difference sorry you’re right
elder merlin
Nature's perfect killing machines
round mica
spark plume
to put that into perspective, humans have only been around for about 3 million y...
I thought modern humans was 250,000 years and 3 million was just our close hominid ancestors
round mica
I think i was wrong too I googled and it's like 230 million 😅
ripe tangle
I think i was wrong too I googled and it's like 230 million 😅
goddamn
round mica
Grandpa status
spark plume
Pretty sure homo sapiens is 250k years but I could be wrong
ripe tangle
I thought modern humans was 250,000 years and 3 million was just our close homin...
I think you’re right
modest flume
230 millions years
spark plume
I think you’re right
We have a lot of health problems because of our diet
We didn't evolve to eat mostly grain but it became convenient once agriculture became a thing
modest flume
AND STILL MAIDENLESS
ripe tangle
according to Google it’s 300,000 years for modern humans and 3 million is our ancestors
spark plume
We've only been eating rice and bread for like 10k years max
ripe tangle
Recorded history is only like 7000 years, and civilization/agriculture is likely at least a thousand years or so before that
round mica
AND STILL MAIDENLESS
Honestly your not missing much bro
ripe tangle
so that’s something to consider
spark plume
Recorded history is only like 7000 years, and civilization/agriculture is likely...
Yeah so we foraged and hunted before that and then we started eating fucktons of grain
You can see issues in dental health and bone health from archaeological remains before and after agriculture
final herald
Humans are primarily frugivores who can scavenge.
ripe tangle
Yeah so we foraged and hunted before that and then we started eating fucktons of...
technically foraged and hunted for the majority of our species’ existence
round mica
I'm a frugivore? Interesting
spark plume
Humans are primarily frugivores who can scavenge.
We were endurance hunters bro, idk what you mean
modest flume
Honestly your not missing much bro <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
It was just a joke
ripe tangle
what’s a frugivore?
spark plume
what’s a frugivore?
Mostly fruit, which I think is incorrect
modest flume
I'm sure I'll find someone or someone will find me when I'm ready
final herald
We were endurance hunters bro, idk what you mean
Our bodies are good at endurance hunting.
Frugivore just means primarily a fruit diet.
ripe tangle
last time I checked, humans hunted animals and protein from meat enabled the evolution of our brains
round mica
last time I checked, humans hunted animals and protein from meat enabled the evo...
our teeth were actually much larger before we learned how to cook meat properly
ripe tangle
we’re omnivorous pretty through and through, we just use tools primarily which is why our teeth look the way they do
spark plume
Our bodies are good *at* endurance hunting.
Frugivore just means primarily a fr...
Our digestive system isn't optimised for a majority fruit diet. We may have been frugivores at the very start but we definitely weren't as time went on. Also the other plants we ate that we would technically call vegetables or grains like foraged tubers, greens and grains
We're omnivores, not frugivores
fair bridge
girthworm the chud warrior
final herald
we’re omnivorous pretty through and through, we just use tools primarily which i...
There are very few creatures in this planet that are not omnivores.
somber stream
I'm sure I'll find someone or someone will find me when I'm ready
Rushed relationships always ended up in failure, take your time
The brighter the candle, the faster it fades
ripe tangle
also we started cooking a long time ago XD
spark plume
our teeth were actually much larger before we learned how to cook meat properly
Jaws too
round mica
the moment we learned how to cook, our bodies changed drastically
spark plume
We all had gigachad jawlines
final herald
Even most monkeys are considered frugivores; almost all of them still eat meat.
somber stream
Are we talking humanity chat
spark plume
Even most monkeys are considered frugivores; almost all of them still eat meat.
Google if humans are frugivores my friend
somber stream
Organic. Endoskeletal. Humanity
round mica
I remeber when I found out about chimpanzees eating other monkeys
round mica
Even most monkeys are considered frugivores; almost all of them still eat meat.
i mean would you just classify them as herbivores in a more general sense?
That shits brutal
ripe tangle
rabbits sometimes munch on meat if given a chance, particularly when it comes to babies that they’d rather not abandon but know aren’t going to make it
spark plume
rabbits sometimes munch on meat if given a chance, particularly when it comes to...
All animals do. I've seen horses eat baby chickens before
It's opportunistic
ripe tangle
actually, eating babies that aren’t fit to survive is common
spark plume
Easy protein
round mica
About twice a year they go ballistic and go into another monkey family's territory and will hunt them and eat them alive
final herald
i mean would you just classify them as herbivores in a more general sense?
Most things classed as herbivores "primarily" eat plants but will eat basically anything they have a chance to eat, given the right circumstabces.
ripe tangle
I’ve seen deer munch on a carcass before…
final herald
Deer will do that ^
ripe tangle
it’s gross but that’s nature for ya
final herald
Please do not post that
final herald
People can go find that if they want
round mica
Butcher birds will take small lizards and they find a tree and impale their prey on the tree they let it dry for three days then eat it
There related to the magpie
They have a really cool song
spark plume
People be like "yes waiter can I please have a rack of ribs" or buy meat from the supermarket but get the thousand yard PTSD veteran stare if they see the reality of meat consumption
final herald
Regardless of what we are built for "originally," the ice age has pushed us towards meat and the modern diet dgaf because humans can basically do whatever they want with proper preparation.
round mica
People be like "yes waiter can I please have a rack of ribs" or buy meat from th...
that’s a major difference tho, pre killed food we didn’t see butchered versus something being eatin alive
come on man, fire those neurons and think
final herald
People be like "yes waiter can I please have a rack of ribs" or buy meat from th...
I don't
spark plume
come on man, fire those neurons and think
final herald
My parents raised me very early on to know where my food comes from
We go to the butcher's often
spark plume
My parents raised me very early on to know where my food comes from
Good parents 
round mica
Butchers stuff is better quality I reckon
somber stream
Fresh
spark plume
that’s a major difference tho, pre killed food we didn’t see butchered versus so...
It's pretty wild when you realise how many predators eat their prey while it's still alive
final herald
I feel like its a pretty necessary part of life to understand how food works
round mica
The supermarkets have been caught adding dyes to their meats
round mica
Butchers stuff is better quality I reckon
depends, a butcher is only as good as the product it receives
ripe tangle
The supermarkets have been caught adding dyes to their meats
Ew
round mica
depends, a butcher is only as good as the product it receives
True
you can be a great butcher but buy low quality livestock
spark plume
I saw a news article of a 19 year old woman in Russia. A bear was eating her alive for 90 minutes and she called her mother and told her
somber stream
Bruh
final herald
Humans are some of the only things on the planet who said "fuck you" to what our bodies can handle by preparing our food with fire or by curing it.
ripe tangle
There related to the magpie
Corvids like magpies, but also crows and ravens are actually extremely intelligent.
somber stream
Hugh, do you have a gore fetish
round mica
I was talking to a Butcher the other day and he was saying the amount of tainted meat we eat it really worrying
spark plume
Hugh, do you have a gore fetish
No, it just doesn't bother me 
round mica
Like there told to just cut the cancer out of lifestock
somber stream
Most of the time i’ve seen you around you always brought up gore stuff lmao
sleek harness
I saw a news article of a 19 year old woman in Russia. A bear was eating her ali...
Did she just walked away after that or?
ripe tangle
all three have been found using tools, problem solving, using verbal communication, recognizing their own reflection, remembering people’s faces, etc.
Corvids are awesome tbh
round mica
Corvids like magpies, but also crows and ravens are actually extremely intellige...
I love crows
spark plume
Did she just walked away after that or?
Oh no, she died
round mica
I was talking to a Butcher the other day and he was saying the amount of tainted...
i grew up on a dairy farm and we also had chickens, pigs, and cows we used for general livestock
and man
final herald
Like there told to just cut the cancer out of lifestock
As far as cancer goes if it's cooked there's like
Nothing it will really do
round mica
fresh bacon and eggs >
spark plume
Pigs are insanely intelligent
sleek harness
Oh no, she died
So she called her mother while being eaten
final herald
Its """"just""""" cells
spark plume
People's hangups about not eating cats and dogs is purely sociological
Pigs are more intelligent
ripe tangle
Pigs are insanely intelligent
They’re also surprisingly clean
round mica
As far as cancer goes if it's cooked there's like
Nothing it will really do
I think it still like has to have some effect right?
final herald
Sometimes.
spark plume
So she called her mother while being eaten
Yes
final herald
If it spawned from the "wrong" type of cell it can accumulate toxins
ripe tangle
pigs don’t usually wallow in their own filth unless they’re forced to, if given a choice they almost never do.
long trench
People's hangups about not eating cats and dogs is purely sociological
Nah Ive had dog, Pig is just tastier
spark plume
If it spawned from the "wrong" type of cell it can accumulate toxins
Just don't eat prions
round mica
pigs don’t usually wallow in their own filth unless they’re forced to, if given ...
the idea of them being filthy animals is the fact they eat anything down to bone and teeth.
final herald
If there's anything that flat out TERRIFIES me its prions
spark plume
Ahhh yes, nature made horrors beyond my comprehension. I love my brain getting billions of tiny holes because of a misfolded protein
sleek harness
Yes
So you are telling me that this girl just decided to call her mother while she was being eaten, alive, by a bear
round mica
I wouldn't be surprised tho if it caused health effects in is long term
sleek harness
spark plume
If there's anything that flat out TERRIFIES me its prions
Look up fatal familial insomnia
ripe tangle
the idea of them being filthy animals is the fact they eat anything down to bone...
which is funny, because we do too if it’s cooked/stewed thoroughly enough XD
round mica
i personally don’t eat much
pork anymore because it just makes me feel sloggish
it’s a very rich protein
I eat steak heaps not really pork
sleek harness
https://www.news.com.au/world/mum-the-bear-is-eating-me-final-terrified-phone-ca...
I ain't reading it
round mica
Steak and chicken
round mica
I eat steak heaps not really pork
oh yeah, i love steaks
somber stream
Too many meat can give you gout, throw some greens in the mix yeah?
round mica
Mince is good too
spark plume
I ain't reading it
Then don't ask
sleek harness
Then don't ask <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
I didn't asked to read it
round mica
I eat steak heaps not really pork
i eat this about 3x a week
sleek harness
You fool
lost verge
spark plume
I didn't asked to read it
Wouldn't you want to speak to your mother when you knew you were going to die soon?
ripe tangle
I heard if you eat certain parts of bears, you can die from too Vitamin A
round mica
Dam that looks boujie as hell
sleek harness
ripe tangle
you literally overdose from eating their livers
round mica
I heard if you eat certain parts of bears, you can die from too Vitamin A
Iv heard about the parasite problem they have
round mica
Dam that looks boujie as hell
it’s not, it’s simple ingredients
sleek harness
Wouldn't you want to speak to your mother when you knew you were going to die so...
No?
spark plume
Iv heard about the parasite problem they have
Trichinosis
ripe tangle
Iv heard about the parasite problem they have
That’s also an issue you should want to avoid too yeah XD
round mica
that entire dish only cost me like $15 to make, plus a lot of leftovers
round mica
it’s not, it’s simple ingredients
It looks so good 
final herald
I heard if you eat certain parts of bears, you can die from too Vitamin A
LIVERS
round mica
We need a rasshins chat man
sleek harness
Of course
final herald
AVOID
CARNIVORE
LIVERS
round mica
It looks so good <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
thank you thank you
spark plume
AVOID
CARNIVORE
LIVERS
Avoid carnivores*
final herald
Avoid carnivores*
Naw you can eat them but stick to like, the muscle.
round mica
Tge texture is wrong
i love me some garlic mash and brusselss with mushrooms on the side
mm mm mm
lost verge
lethal socket
I wish they didn't make batteries so tasty to eat if I'm not supposed to eat them
final herald
Granted bear meat isnkinda sour and needs to be spiced well
round mica
i love me some garlic mash and brusselss with mushrooms on the side
You should try adding a sweet potatoe to your mash boss
round mica
You should try adding a sweet potatoe to your mash boss
i make my own sweet potato fries with my burgers
Bro allready knows
sleek harness
round mica
sweet potato anything is delicious
final herald
I wanna yap about prions
ripe tangle
iirc there’s an old folktale about eating the Liver of a Tiger, it’s supposed to grant you strength until it kills you.
but it kills you right away XD
fair bridge
i missed this game bro
sleek harness
I wanna yap about prions
What are prions
round mica
iirc there’s an old folktale about eating the Liver of a Tiger, it’s supposed to...
charlie sheen tried this and drank tigers blood
final herald
Prions are misfolded proteins
round mica
he now has many diseases
sleek harness
Prions are misfolded proteins
What are misfolded proteins
final herald
For reference, proteins are basically the messengers and couriers within your body that tell cells what to do.
ripe tangle
Prions are misfolded proteins
isn’t this why cannibalism particularly of human brains is so dangerous?
final herald
Prions are these, but the instructions they have are "FUCK YOU"
round mica
Any human meat
round mica
I chuck them straight into the oven w oil and salt and roast em 😋
perfection, serve em with some nice butter and not that margarine crap
sleek harness
For reference, proteins are basically the messengers and couriers within your bo...
Are tou doubting my intelligence? You think I don't know what proteins means?
round mica
Will cause you to bloat and lose all your fat
round mica
Think a malnourished pot belly
final herald
Prions:
Cannot be cooked out of food
Literally last forever
Will endlessly replicate themselves inside you
ripe tangle
eating other humans, particularly brains, causes a prion disease that makes you lose your absolute fucking mind and your body starts shutting the fuck down
spark plume
eating other humans, particularly brains, causes a prion disease that makes you ...
Not always. The prion needs to be present in the brain
It doesn't cause it with certainty or all cannibals would be dead
sleek harness
eating other humans, particularly brains, causes a prion disease that makes you ...
How you know that, Sister
round mica
eating other humans, particularly brains, causes a prion disease that makes you ...
kinda makes you think how the series killers who ate people didn’t get incredibly sick from it
There was a tribe in Africa that eats people and someone went to interveiw them
It's on the internet somewhere
ripe tangle
kinda makes you think how the series killers who ate people didn’t get incredibl...
It sometimes takes years or decades to manifest
final herald
^
spark plume
kinda makes you think how the series killers who ate people didn’t get incredibl...
Because not everyone has the misfolded prions in their brain or nervous tissue, it's just a risk
round mica
i don’t think i could eat another person unless i knew i was gonna starve
round mica
kinda makes you think how the series killers who ate people didn’t get incredibl...
I think this also is because they didn't eat much
spark plume
i don’t think i could eat another person unless i knew i was gonna starve
Stick to muscle too
round mica
like if we were all on an island yall would be cooked
just saying
literally
get it
anyways
ripe tangle
iirc there was a case of a girl from Papau New Guinea who ate human when she was a little girl, she went on to live outside the tribe, out of nowhere she was in her mid thirties, had seizures, psychosis, then died suddenly.
round mica
I think just the smell of processing a human would be too much for most people here. Real talk
final herald
Thankfully contagious prions are both rare and decreasing in number
ripe tangle
and it was because she ate human brain when she was like 5
round mica
I think just the smell of processing a human would be too much for most people h...
ahh.. the smell of death.. something that genuinely doesn’t leave your nose..
i do not wish that upon anyone
somber stream
Yeah it literally stuck in your nose for weeks
lost verge
round mica
It's a horrible smell
the smell is ingrained into our brains too, like.. if you never encountered that smell and you came across someone rotting.. but didn’t see it your brain just knows it immediately
somber stream
I lnow a guy who worked in a Morgue, decently paid, has a car and house. Wife and kid left anyway. Said they couldn’t handle the smell
round mica
Yep , it always made me angry in zombie films how they would smell that and keep looking anyway? Like what
somber stream
Even though the guy shower twice a day
round mica
Oh yeah It clings to stuff
round mica
Yep , it always made me angry in zombie films how they would smell that and keep...
your nose would eventually just become singed from the constant smell
ripe tangle
my best friend and my best friend’s sister both work in a funerary service XD
somber stream
“Reeks of death” is real
ripe tangle
they have a…. Smell to them now
ripe tangle
a little like rotten chicken yeah
round mica
I think tho when you walk onto a house w that smell it's pretty obvious
ripe tangle
it smells that way in their house
round mica
I lnow a guy who worked in a Morgue, decently paid, has a car and house. Wife an...
oh lord, and i thought me coming home smelling like diesel fuel was bad
elder merlin
I lnow a guy who worked in a Morgue, decently paid, has a car and house. Wife an...
Unfortunate
somber stream
I think. I have issues
ripe tangle
I come home from my job smelling like alcohol and sugary syrup
abstract jolt
Man havoc is really difficult when you have the worst team in existance
round mica
@round mica have you heard of nose blindness
ripe tangle
mostly like the first two though
round mica
Fuel smell gooood
ripe tangle
OH and sweat
round mica
when you’re around a scent for so long your nose can longer pick it up?
round mica
<@456226577798135808> have you heard of nose blindness
No sah
ripe tangle
my work clothes smells like alcohol, mixers, sweat, and vaguely like a fryer because the kitchen is connected to our walk in lol
round mica
thats probably the logic behind shit like the walking dead
when you’re around those walkers all day
your nose just forgets the scent
you’re used to it probably
I'd personally say death smells like a mix of faeces urine and a sweet mildew mouldy smell with also how the human body smells w a wound
somber stream
I have a friend who’s a bartender, guy said he’s a janitor, a bartender, workplace drama resolver and a bouncer at once, tough shit that is
ripe tangle
my friend and their sister don’t smell their job, I do XD
round mica
When i fractured my skull I could smell my brain I stg
Disgusting smell
what da hell
somber stream
Whuh
round mica
are you sure you just weren’t hungry
ripe tangle
I have a friend who’s a bartender, guy said he’s a janitor, a bartender, workpla...
I’ve complained openly about having to clean baaaad bar toilets
it’s not nice
round mica
Nah it's like a warm penny smell
somber stream
Nah it's like a warm penny smell
Yeah i didn’t catch the reason to why you fractured your skull, how did it happen?
round mica
ye the blood
lethal socket
there is approximately 100,000 calories in the average human males body :)
round mica
the smell of blood is weird
round mica
Yeah i didn’t catch the reason to why you fractured your skull, how did it happe...
Fell off a scaffold
somber stream
BRUH SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FUCKING CEILING
Did you get extra pay at least
ripe tangle
How do you do that?
somber stream
That shit is hazard
somber stream
Boooo
somber stream
Fell off a scaffold <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
Well at least you’re still with us
round mica
https://tenor.com/view/osha-gif-13410721
I was covered by our version of them
somber stream
Also, reminded me of something
round mica
I was covered by our version of them
what’s the OSHA counterpoint in NZ?
ripe tangle
I used to work in a manufacturing plant and a couple accidenrs happened
round mica
what’s the OSHA counterpoint in NZ?
Acc
ripe tangle
one time a guy shot his own hand with a nailgun somehow 😐
round mica
Workplace accidents
ripe tangle
another time there was a degloving incident with a laithe 😐
lost verge
Hm I'm looking for heretic
somber stream
Golden Kamui, very good read
round mica
another time there was a degloving incident with a laithe 😐
that’s brutal
my curiosity is peaked
ripe tangle
that’s brutal
it was bad, safety glove was caught in a laithe, he shut the energency shut off, it stopped suddenly and pulled all the skin off his arm at once.
round mica
i was supposed to play rivals and i got caught up in human evolution, cannibalism, and. now workplace accidents
somber stream
Good god
round mica
Jfc
round mica
it was bad, safety glove was caught in a laithe, he shut the energency shut off,...
that’s fucking metal as hell
somber stream
Such vicious beast
round mica
the worst injury i’ve personally seen was when i was at the gym some odd years ago and a guy was benching his set, guess he got too cocky and it turned into a horror ego lift accident
watched the dudes pec tear from his chest
ripe tangle
the Nail Gun incident was a jackass who thought he was smart by removing the safety clip from a Nail Gun, the kind that forces you to press it down before a nail is injected, he violated OSHA btw by doing that, which is why he was fired, but it went off and hit him in the hand.
somber stream
Is there something wrong with femboys?
The femboy talk got old, and isn’t productive, at all
ripe tangle
The femboy talk got old, and isn’t productive, at all
You’re bringing it back by saying “thank goodness it’s over”
ancient violet
The femboy talk got old, and isn’t productive, at all
somber stream
Nope
round mica
Some kid at my school was mucking around in pe and did the long jump not realizing someone left a rake in tbe sand he landed perfectly with his foot impaled by the rake that was pretty wild
ancient violet
Liar e accept it
somber stream
God damn it
round mica
Some kid at my school was mucking around in pe and did the long jump not realizi...
dudes that some straight up tom and jerry type shit
holy hell
I know right the best part is he looked down screamed and then passed out
I didn't see this happen but talked to someone part of the class that was there
damn, right infront of the huzz
bro got no play
smh
somber stream
Mine city is a old place, nothing ever happens
round mica
somber stream
Exept for that one guy who killed a dragon sometime ago
ripe tangle
when I was a kid in Summer Camp, there were some drunk college kids inner tubing through the same river we were staying at, some drunk guy went down the rapids and snapped his leg like a twig, literally broke it where his bones stuck out.
the Camp actually called the Hospital and Life Flighted him
round mica
Iv always been glad iv never seen that happen
ripe tangle
this was like 15 years ago
round mica
That would probably make me lightheaded
I hate the sound of bones breaking jfc
That's a sound u don't forget
somber stream
Krispy
ripe tangle
he was drunk so he seemed chill, he was all “you kids shouldn’t be seeing this haha” and turning away, meanwhile the professionals are like “please stop moving”
somber stream
round mica
I hate the sound of bones breaking jfc
my buddy had a bunch of teeth removed because of a car accident and the sound of them drilling out his fucked teeth left him with some major trauma
ripe tangle
we were all curious kids
round mica
he was drunk so he seemed chill, he was all “you kids shouldn’t be seeing this h...
Except little Timmy who finds human anatomy interesting and is there poking the bone looking for his reaction
somber stream
my buddy had a bunch of teeth removed because of a car accident and the sound of...
Bones i can tolerate, but teeth? Send me chills
round mica
Oh yeah I hate going to the dentist
he said the sounds of them taking the teeth and then using a long then hook and scraping out the nerves was nightmare fuel
somber stream
Aaaayyyyyyy
round mica
One time they didn't give me enough anesthesia for a filling and I could feel about 50% of yje pain
round mica
thoup
round mica
One time they didn't give me enough anesthesia for a filling and I could feel ab...
sue
I couldn't handle it (no shit ) so they gave me 3 injections and my face was numb for like 4 hours
get that bag
They gave me so much I was out of it
somber stream
Don’t learn from the American wtf
round mica
thankfully i’ve never had any tooth
problems knock on wood
i still have my wisdom teeth
I have my wisdoms too
They grew in straight lucky me
same
long trench
I got my Wisdom teeth out while I was awake. Dentist drilling out your teeth is an experience for sure
round mica
i was scared as a teen my shit was gonna come in impacted
somber stream
Lucky bastards
round mica
U can't feel it but the vibration is what makes it cringe for me and the sound omg
somber stream
Mind is bending sideway
ripe tangle
I had my Wisdom Teeth pulled when I was 16, I’m currently missing a molar because one of the wisdom teeth was growing directly into it and and basically cracked/smashed it in the root.
round mica
Lucky bastards
it’s unfortunate nice teeth are a genetic thing, I feel bad for people who take care of their chompers. but their body says fuck you
Yeah my freind has his wisdom growing directly into his regular teeth
ripe tangle
it’s unfortunate nice teeth are a genetic thing, I feel bad for people who take ...
Eyes are the same way unfortunately
somber stream
You eat to live