#general-chat

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trail isle
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Give it like 100 more years

ripe tangle
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and nothing like an anime cat girl

sudden wagon
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They are real

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Maybe not anime

trail isle
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At least we will have the cyberpunk part of it

sudden wagon
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But catgirls are real

somber stream
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Nah, i have a vision, the Emperor himself blessed me

"In the Grimdark 42nd millenium, there shall be cat girls. And wars too."

marsh iris
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nurgle catgirls yes

ripe tangle
marsh iris
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nurgirls

sudden wagon
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Nurgles beast is actually just a silly puppy boy

trail isle
gilded socket
# ripe tangle

We need the genetically engineered doggirls too to even it out

somber stream
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I have the memory of a goldfish

somber stream
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bau

trail isle
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I would happily become a test subject to become a genetically engineered catgirl fr

marsh iris
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horsegirls

thick coyote
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Everybody wants a cat girl

sudden wagon
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Wait why is slaanesh lowkey kinda..

thick coyote
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Until it vomits on your living room

trail isle
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Nah i dont want one

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i wanna be one its funnier

gilded socket
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Woof

trail isle
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Slannesh is evil you are correct

marsh iris
sudden wagon
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Not usually into the dommy mommy thing but slaanesh brings something primordial outta me

untold skiff
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Good mornin

somber stream
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Good god

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Don't sleep near the casket

sudden wagon
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It was all jokes till i saw what she looks like

sudden wagon
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Now sign me up

gilded socket
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Arf

sudden wagon
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Im a heretic through and through

untold skiff
gilded socket
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Doggirl armored regiment captain

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Thats me

little marten
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Slaneesh is actually pretty cool if the excessive indulgence is stuff like olives

halcyon pebble
sudden wagon
halcyon pebble
sudden wagon
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Its stuff like tacosstaregryn

little marten
gilded socket
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Woof

little marten
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I’m still a Nurgle gal tho

gilded socket
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Woof we have to kill tha heretics bark

sudden wagon
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Slaanesh a baddie

gilded socket
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Rong

somber stream
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Brush ye teeth

little marten
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I actually did

sudden wagon
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Im one of the emperors children trust

lilac crag
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living without wifi for another 7 ish hours

somber stream
lilac crag
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maybe insanity isn't nearly as bad as it sounds

somber stream
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Bring a book

round mica
little marten
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What a fantastic time to read the Aeneid

sudden wagon
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Lowkey

ocean widget
round mica
lilac crag
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last night a friend told me to bite a lit match and I did that

little marten
lilac crag
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it was not very painful

ocean widget
sudden wagon
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If i were able to live in the warhammer universe and choose what i would be, id wanna be one of the emperors children

sudden wagon
little marten
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Can I be your child? In Warhammer 40,000

ocean widget
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Wtf is the acolyte role

sudden wagon
ocean widget
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Oh

little marten
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We could play catch in the shadow of the manufactorium

ocean widget
sudden wagon
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Actually no id be a tech priest

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Because i know nothing about mechanical engineering

little marten
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Instead of boosting the server you could boost FatShark into a patch thanks x

round mica
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Id be a kebab priest KEKW_ogryn

sudden wagon
sudden wagon
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Like actually

gilded socket
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Woof

little marten
round mica
somber stream
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If I could spend a day with you, I'd be happy, we'd never get enough of each other's company. Our poems and write-ups will embrace unity.

untold skiff
# round mica

Imagine suffering from cyber psychosis from installing a kebab heater in your chest.

somber stream
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But alas, it's not meant to be

gilded socket
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Wuff

sudden wagon
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I wish we had pain psykers in darktide

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It'd be cool

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Illusion is such a powerful magic branch because of pain manipulation

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I read a book about a girl who did illusion magic and she killed people by using pain manipulation

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Yk what would be a good passive ability for psykers

trail isle
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I will mention btw the game has little victory screens and it’s also applied

sudden wagon
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Sense presence

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They could make it give a little callout before a monstrosity fight

gilded socket
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Wruff

sudden wagon
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Im being attacked by a moth dude

fierce cave
sudden wagon
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Its dive bombing me

fierce cave
sudden wagon
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How do people die from heroine

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I thought that shit was in Minecraft

round mica
round mica
round mica
fierce cave
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To shit tv show

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Turned it from smart alien to dum brute

round mica
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Last part i saw was 4 KEKW_ogryn

fierce cave
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Reserection?

round mica
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No idea it come in the 90s

round mica
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The one with sigorurni weaverKEKW_ogryn

trail isle
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alien from alien isolation

fierce cave
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Alien supremacy

round mica
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I need fire for this heresy

fierce cave
sudden wagon
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Badger

gilded socket
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Im so lesbo for robot women

sudden wagon
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Robot women mid

gilded socket
round mica
sudden wagon
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Slaanesh better

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Be lesbo for slaanesh

gilded socket
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Ill sic my robot wife polycule on you

gilded socket
sudden wagon
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Polycule

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Is that atomic heart?

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Poly reminds me of polymer

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Fuckass moth

fierce cave
little marten
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We talking alien

fierce cave
gilded socket
little marten
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Tv show disappointing start imo

fierce cave
south jetty
fierce cave
gilded socket
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BIG WIFE

south jetty
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Big wife!

elder merlin
fierce cave
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Btw it's me British hunter
@little marten

south jetty
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🙌

little marten
gilded socket
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Im so lesbian for robots

ripe tangle
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sind die Deutschen heimlich Außerirdische?

fierce cave
fierce cave
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Banger pfp

elder merlin
little marten
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I read people’s reviews and people LOVE the show

south jetty
elder merlin
little marten
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Is it us?! Are we cracked?!

fierce cave
gilded socket
south jetty
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Robot

hidden trout
untold skiff
fierce cave
south jetty
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I hope that moth pays rent

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freeloader

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sicko

south jetty
ripe tangle
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is it okay to murder a landowner and claim their property as your own?

south jetty
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Yeah just make sure there's no witnesses

ripe tangle
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Ah okay then

fierce cave
little marten
ocean widget
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What in the actual fuck

ripe tangle
ocean widget
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First BTD6 removes text chat and now fallout 76 does

sudden wagon
ocean widget
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Shits rigged istg

fierce cave
ripe tangle
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Why do Xenomorphs look like that?

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why’re they so fucking shiny

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and vaguely mechanical

grand edge
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Anyone else notice in game chat randomly stops working sometimes?

sudden wagon
ripe tangle
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and all black

south jetty
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moist

sudden wagon
ocean widget
untold skiff
south jetty
little marten
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Xenomorphs used to look like oiled up twinks now they look like roiders

fierce cave
ripe tangle
sudden wagon
spare lynx
ocean widget
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You'll be surprised to find out they evolved to blend in to their environments so that is why xenomorphs are so dark

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Or something scientific idfk

spare lynx
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They blend into space

ripe tangle
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but why’re they so mechanical looking?

tired steeple
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Buuurp

spare lynx
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Their natural habitat

little marten
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Also I realised that the pulse rifle having ammo count in bright letters on the side is probably a fucking terrible idea

ripe tangle
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and shiny like a bug

sudden wagon
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Guys i shut my laptop on the moth and now i cant find it

elder merlin
south jetty
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They blend into my heart

sudden wagon
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Its seeking revenge

somber stream
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Toob

ocean widget
tired steeple
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I should watch aliens

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I only ever watched alien

spare lynx
tired steeple
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That is so true

untold skiff
fierce cave
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They merge with human DNA and inherited melatonin but there skin is really easy to manipulate so they are black

tired steeple
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Xenomorphs are my favourite… slasher?

untold skiff
little marten
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Aliens is objectively the best and one of the best sci-fi movies of all time. So much so that alien pales in comparison. You should absolutely watch it right now.

ocean widget
blissful kiln
tired steeple
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I’m about to sleep

little marten
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Ok next time

fierce cave
ripe tangle
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I didn’t even mention race and you guys… jesus fucking christ

fierce cave
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Colonial marines?

ocean widget
fierce cave
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WHICH FUCKING ONE

tired steeple
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Alien fire team elite was like

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Fine

ocean widget
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I just shot aliens n shit

little marten
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AvP2 on pc

fierce cave
tired steeple
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Now colonial marines…? BEST GAME EVER WOOO BABY LOVE RANDY PITCHFORD

fierce cave
ocean widget
tired steeple
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Avp2 is free it’s awesome

round mica
tired steeple
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I gotta finish the alien campaign

ocean widget
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Sick

fierce cave
elder merlin
fierce cave
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Avp xeno campaign is so good

south jetty
tired steeple
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Surprised by how far it went. Didn’t expect to literally start with… being born

fierce cave
ocean widget
# elder merlin

Why tf is their codpiece a skull and why tf are there chains on it

round mica
tired steeple
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And how being born is a gameplay feature

ripe tangle
trail isle
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Game gives you a trophy btw for completing the run with cat ears

somber stream
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Also Giger arts are very sexual

trail isle
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I’m surprised I didn’t have it before tbh

fierce cave
tired steeple
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Lucia if you want an answer

somber stream
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I wouldn't be surprised if Alien were to inspired by penis

elder merlin
tired steeple
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Geiger’s nightmares

fierce cave
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🤨

tired steeple
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The xenomorph was a creature from his nightmares

vital storm
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uhm guys, returning player here, i accidentally clicked not "skip campaign" now I have to play all of them again....

how do I actually skip lol

elder merlin
ocean widget
vital storm
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thanks

tired steeple
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Personality scourge dude

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Yw

ocean widget
ripe tangle
fierce cave
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Sugma mouth

south jetty
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Oska Krall the barber chirurgeon

little marten
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Guys can we just lust after xenomorphs without taking about race or Nazis

elder merlin
ocean widget
tired steeple
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Xenomorphs are pretty hot

tired steeple
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I prefer their queens

fierce cave
somber stream
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Why am i getting dragged in this

fierce cave
south jetty
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Xenomorphs are crazy hot because they're perfect

ocean widget
somber stream
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Lmao

ripe tangle
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😐

little marten
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Love that scream they make when a pulse rifle is unloaded into them

tired steeple
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What I don’t love is ACID DAMAGE

fierce cave
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Holy shit

south jetty
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I shan't say it.....

somber stream
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Okay subject change

ocean widget
somber stream
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Lovely weather today innit

south jetty
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I shan't say a thing.

spare lynx
somber stream
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If only the sun isn't burning everyone to death

ocean widget
round mica
tired steeple
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Like expecting a dentist trip

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Shit still hurts

ocean widget
round mica
somber stream
untold skiff
fierce cave
ripe tangle
somber stream
fierce cave
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Plin plin plon

tired steeple
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I hope an actual good game set in the avp universe actually.. comes oht

spare lynx
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Isn't UK in the summer just hell?

fierce cave
ocean widget
ocean widget
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As a brit it is horrible

thick fog
tired steeple
ocean widget
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Whenever the sun exists over here I wish to hang myself

spare lynx
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Far from lovely weather lol. I'll take the rain

somber stream
ripe tangle
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what about UK winters?

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how are they?

ocean widget
tired steeple
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UK winters are actually nice

fierce cave
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IM FUCKING DYING IN THIS HEAT

tired steeple
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Still looks drab and grey

elder merlin
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@molten matrix

tired steeple
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But it’s better than what we have now

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Still the heat should die down

spare lynx
tired steeple
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I should also read those avp comics

ripe tangle
fierce cave
elder merlin
tired steeple
elder merlin
fierce cave
spare lynx
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Never dodge-roll in Britain

elder merlin
little marten
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Alien earth opens with a dark misty ship.

Faint beeping sound in the back ground of the OG pulse scanner.

Camera pans through corridors to see blood smears and stains. As it moved in a single one-take shot through the ship. Getting faster as the pulse scanner beeps.

Camera passes a room and pans and we see it filled with like a dozen people all with facehuggers glued to their face.

Beeping intensifies. We hear distant screams now.

Camera goes through an acid burnt hole in the ceiling below which we see top down two ship members with guns covering both directions.

Camera goes closer and closer until we realise it’s the xeno pov

Beeping super intense now

Face close up or terrified crew member staring alien down. They go to scream.

Beeping stops suddenly as visceral noise and we see alien tale erupt out of their chest.

Title scrawl.

fierce cave
elder merlin
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You're an idiot

tired steeple
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Yeah if you dodge roll in britain you get covered in green stuff that brings your poison up and you need to use the soap item

fierce cave
little marten
fierce cave
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Mark zuccs a kid

elder merlin
untold skiff
fierce cave
somber stream
spare lynx
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You wouldn't download a kid

fierce cave
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RAAAHHHH

ripe tangle
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or is that just something I heard

spare lynx
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You wouldn't steal a policeman's hat, shit in it, and give it to his grieving widow

untold skiff
spare lynx
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Then steal it again

ripe tangle
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it adds to it

spare lynx
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Brazil is Tarkov

fierce cave
somber stream
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Isn't that just Ukraine

little marten
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Tell u what tho Yutani hot

spare lynx
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Ukraine is a team shooter though

fierce cave
tired steeple
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No Ukraine is S.T.A.L.K.E.R

fierce cave
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WEE WOO

somber stream
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Shove it bug

fierce cave
tired steeple
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I just wanted to mention stalker

fierce cave
somber stream
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Context.

brave slate
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Get out of here stalker

fierce cave
little marten
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Ukraine is more like the mission where you fight the oracles in halo

untold skiff
spare lynx
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Context: He creamed he pant

hard gorge
grand edge
# sudden wagon Nah

is chat ban a thing in this game then? My cchat stops workinng somtimes. I'm not toxic but i do curse a lot so idk if that causes chat timeouts

fierce cave
hard gorge
sudden wagon
hard gorge
hard gorge
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"No chat, im not going to sit on the golden throne"

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"Primarch Andy kekw"

halcyon pebble
little marten
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Endorsement alert

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Moderators deal with this block fodder

fierce cave
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Here

little marten
tired steeple
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Wait jerma played darktide??

untold skiff
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Me saying "hey chat" knowing damn well i am just talking to myself.

spare lynx
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He played on release

somber stream
tired steeple
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That’s awesome

spare lynx
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It was sponsored

tired steeple
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I know he played helldivers

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Oh lol

blissful kiln
tired steeple
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Makes sense then

spare lynx
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So the stream was awkward lol

little marten
hard gorge
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For the Jermperor

fierce cave
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I just need somebody to jiggle my balls

spare lynx
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Like all his sponsored streams

tired steeple
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Yeah his sponsored streams aren’t the best

little marten
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The only gaming content acceptable to watch someone else play is city builders

hard gorge
tired steeple
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His gotham knights one was pretty goofy

spare lynx
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gotham knights was 💤

hidden trout
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im certain some who knows how can actually tune it to fit better and match the entire song

hidden trout
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there it is

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someone get kyd on the line NOW

hard gorge
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Jerma Kyd

spare lynx
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The Gauntlet is the biggest banger in the game now

spare lynx
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Shit gets me hype every time

fierce cave
hard gorge
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Darktide music is only complete with your characters screaming during it

tired steeple
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I don’t think anything beats disposal unit for me

hard gorge
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"Yes beloved! I will KILL THEM ALL" and then Warp Traveller kicks in

somber stream
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Darktide movie when

spare lynx
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GIVE 'EM THE OL' KASRKIN DOUBLE TAP! LETSGO

somber stream
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"This summer

The Tide

Is Dark"

hard gorge
spare lynx
hard gorge
somber stream
tired steeple
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Yeah

hard gorge
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Or my favorite Time to earn our pay!

tired steeple
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People kill bosses so fast

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Hell I contribute to this problem now

spare lynx
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I picked Cadian vet exclusively because I love his VoC shouts the most

hard gorge
tired steeple
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My builds have gotten better and now I’m adding to the issue of bosses dying fast

red tendon
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should i start crafting immiedately or wait till 30?

hard gorge
blissful kiln
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wait

hard gorge
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I have a male cutthroat and a female loose cannon

little marten
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You look at personality. I look at cleavage.

We are not the same.

spare lynx
somber stream
spare lynx
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Rarest personalities are the female ogryns

hard gorge
brave slate
spare lynx
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Chris Pratt as Morrow

hard gorge
tired steeple
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Nvm I follow the artist

grand edge
wintry fog
somber stream
tired steeple
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I forgot their name I’m sure they’ll come up

hard gorge
spare lynx
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Awkwafina as Hadron

tired steeple
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Oh if chris-chan is the beast of nurgle then

hard gorge
grand edge
tired steeple
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I chsnged my mind I don’t wanna do the punchline

spare lynx
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Dude, Rannick should be Michael Cera

wintry fog
hard gorge
brave slate
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Alan Ritchson as Ogryn

tired steeple
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Go my caucasian creation! Zap to the extreme!

tired steeple
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Yeah there it is

hard gorge
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Yakub as the 5th chaos god

tired steeple
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Yakub is in darktide he’s the real emperor

hard gorge
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"What are his demons?"
"White people"

halcyon glen
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Hello pieces of teenage wildlife

elder merlin
tired steeple
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Aw this art’s adorable

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Is fhis from a game

hard gorge
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Thats gorgeous

somber stream
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Tis indeed, wonderful

elder merlin
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Could be adorable or potentially horrifying

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And no idea, just one of many random art pieces i've collected over the years

gilded socket
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@ocean widget i got into vault 79

round mica
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hello there i'm coming back from the beta and try to understand how does upgrading weapons work please, like i see a cool weapon at melk its already 500 ilevel but the stats are:

damage 78/78
ammo 78/78
stopping power 64/64
mobility 80/80 stability 80/80

Can i put everything at 80/80 or it's already maxed because the weapon is 500?

Thanks!

vocal pewter
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already maxed

blissful kiln
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you can change everything about the weapon except the 5 stats

vocal pewter
round mica
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ok thanks!

brave slate
ocean widget
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Stats are meh so power doesn't matter

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Can always raise a better weapons power to 500

somber stream
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Fre liberam per democrasum

halcyon glen
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now can i be real

elder merlin
halcyon glen
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how come you only want tomorrow?

sudden hare
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anyone know if theres a creature spawner mod that allows you to spawn high havoc enimes with modifiers

dreamy crow
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do auras stack? like could you have -40% ability cooldown with 4 quickening psykers?

sudden hare
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they dont stack

dreamy crow
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dang

elder merlin
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Suffer

amber sail
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Wahh

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G

round mica
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i've crafted a shock maul at Brunt armory and it's:

Damage 60
power 80
defences 80
CC 80
Penetration 80

Its grey and its level 260

so now i full upgrade it and put it gold and it's good?

I mean thats basically what you all do to make high level weapon yeah?

hidden trout
tired steeple
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There’s the blessings and boons

vestal mantle
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Morning

halcyon glen
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hello goodbye

round mica
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Yeah i know but i mean you get the base weapon at RNG with brunt and work on it?

tired steeple
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Yeah

hidden trout
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the rarities affect the blessings and perks
the level (that 260 number) is the power, raising it up to 500 will increase its stats up to their listed max potential (how high you can upgrade it is based on your mastery of that weapon)

tired steeple
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Dump stat is usually mobility

amber delta
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dump stat is always damage because it's a crutch

hidden trout
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but yeah that roll of shock mauls max stat potential is the exact opposite of what you want

amber delta
lilac crag
vestal mantle
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Its 330 am and today already looking stupid as it goes... Gonna have to have my morning coffee

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Aka vodka with a side of 7up

hidden trout
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shock maul doesnt have defenses, its mobility

round mica
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its a shock maul with shield, sry!

lilac crag
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oh that's silly

tired steeple
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You’ve got the idea though

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Oh defense would be dump stat

lilac crag
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I assumed he meant shield tbh

hidden trout
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oh then shield maul dump is power output

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the difference is like a few degrees and 1-2 meters of the shield bash, vs better dodge distance and push/sprint cost

little marten
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The devil strikes a chord on the angels strings.

round mica
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Ok thanks all, atleast i got how you do it, now i have to find the good one

somber stream
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I'm fucking losing it

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25th revise from client for a single file

hidden trout
brave slate
hidden trout
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speaking of

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IM FUCKIGN DOCKET CAPPED AGAIN

somber stream
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Bruh

brave slate
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Rich people flexing on the poors

lilac crag
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what a tragedy

vestal mantle
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Oh @somber stream you missed the great feast I made yesterday

somber stream
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Oh?

vestal mantle
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1.4 kg of fajita

hidden trout
somber stream
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Are you feeding a whole festival

lilac crag
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just keep them

vestal mantle
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Nope

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Snack

somber stream
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Are you 100+ kg

vestal mantle
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One min

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Gotta convert

somber stream
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No don't send selfie wtf

vestal mantle
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102 kg

vestal mantle
somber stream
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Damn, 2kg off the mark huh

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I was jesting, but alas

lilac crag
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what a charmer

vestal mantle
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Yea, but i spent a lot of time making it

somber stream
vestal mantle
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25 mins cutting onions, peppers

somber stream
rocky moat
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waow

vestal mantle
somber stream
#

Close, and raw

lilac crag
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I could dip someone's face in that honestly

vestal mantle
#

Worth it

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I even put a dash of lime juice, got the salsa verde, and the cheese

somber stream
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Anyway well done, I'm sure it taste as good as it look

lilac crag
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licht, the time of wifi revival is approaching

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perhaps we should play if you have the time of day

somber stream
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Not today i'm afraid

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Battlefield 6

lilac crag
#

ah, heartbreaking

somber stream
#

Tomorrow maybe

lilac crag
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I might take you along for helldiving on the 26th

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I'll have a recruit to be with

elder merlin
somber stream
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Shit i have several

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But sure

little marten
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Send the selfie

lilac crag
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yes, well, im picky with chumps

somber stream
#

Call upon me should you need aid

lilac crag
#

will do, good man

elder merlin
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Im takin both @sleek harness and @gilded socket on their first helldive lol

little marten
#

#cute

lilac crag
#

sorry to hear that, hope they'll have fun

little marten
#

We diving 26th issit

lilac crag
elder merlin
#

Lol

somber stream
lilac crag
tired steeple
elder merlin
#

Nah, i'll put it at 5 for 'em

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For the first couple

somber stream
#

You know the rule fellas, straight to D10 on the Western front, no exception

elder merlin
somber stream
#

Baptize in fire, tis the only way

lilac crag
rose pine
lilac crag
somber stream
#

Listen

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Do you hear it? The beating of your heart

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Is it the strength of 1 man?

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No

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It is the strength of Humanity

lilac crag
#

Good words, lad

rocky moat
rose pine
#

Fucking love plante vs zombies

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Good taste.

rocky moat
#

i will be diving on the 26th

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i know it

somber stream
#

You better be, recruit

#

I'll be watching

rose pine
#

I'll properly be diving in 1 hour

rocky moat
#

yup

rose pine
#

Just need to excersize and do some gardering first

ocean widget
rocky moat
#

i yearn to dive..

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12 days

somber stream
rose pine
ocean widget
rose pine
#

Also, kek

ocean widget
ocean widget
rose pine
rose pine
#

Never did finish palworld..

rocky moat
tired steeple
#

I’m gonna reinstall hd2 soon

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Gasp

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I love the name charlotte

rose pine
#

Och, I'll dive estra for ya

rocky moat
#

thank you

tired steeple
#

Of course

rocky moat
#

thank you x2

rose pine
#

And I'm taking @somber stream with me

amber delta
#

yes I'm British how could you tell

vocal pewter
somber stream
#

Visualize the flag
See it. Wrap it around your leg. Your arms, your body, your face. You are safe.

rose pine
#

He needs to keep me Alive with a medic Gun

somber stream
somber stream
tired steeple
orchid skiff
lilac crag
rose pine
lilac crag
somber stream
tired steeple
#

You would not believe the shit you can survive just by going prone in helldivers

rose pine
tired steeple
#

Ranged attacks miss frequently, some bugs will jump over you, explosions do less damage

somber stream
#

Join me one of these day

rose pine
somber stream
#

Negative, Battlefield 6

lilac crag
#

remember to Skin/Scrap/Scramble the enemy before they get their hands on you

lilac crag
tired steeple
#

For a time but it’s not a good idea

lilac crag
#

problem solved

tired steeple
#

Better to run

#

Or shoot them first

somber stream
#

Take a moment to remember

orchid skiff
#

I sidestep but it's not a guarantee

somber stream
#

Hugs are free

lilac crag
#

when a Claw/Chainsaw/Hand gets close to you remember rule number 1
carry a shotgun

#

said shotgun depends on your front tho

tired steeple
#

Melee is also a decent breather

somber stream
#

You can join me if you wish

rose pine
#

Alas, pvp shooters are the reason people end up missing. Infuriating games in my case

somber stream
#

Very understandable

#

Also it seems i will have to learn French soon

#

Pray for me

blissful kiln
#

Mon dieu

vestal mantle
wintry fog
wintry fog
#

Canada, thankfully in southern ontario where there's no practical need to speak french

somber stream
#

Ah, yeah good thing most of the country speaks English huh?

#

Imagine being a Swiss

jaunty path
#

College feels like a massive waste of time rn ngl

wintry fog
jaunty path
#

I'm a CIS major and the job market is fucked. Even new grads can't find a job. Even people with masters degrees are struggling

somber stream
#

It's better to have a degree regardless

#

It's yourself you're studying for

jaunty path
#

Yeah but the time I put into college could be put into actually finding a job and earning money. Sorry I'm just emotionally charged rn.

blissful kiln
#

college is for making friends and connections + prestige of having a degree (helps find jobs regardless)

somber stream
jaunty path
#

College for me has been frequent cycles of stress and depression

jaunty path
#

I guess it looks okay on a resume

#

But I don't want to work for another 2 semesters. I want an income.

lilac crag
#

I value my health above all else so the stress that comes with college never appealed to me

somber stream
#

Depends on the job, they will prefer a proper educated individual, as you don't have to train them from the ground up

wintry fog
#

I wish I had been applied enough to get a scholarship or something.
Being an engineer for renewable energy systems or something would be the shit.

hidden trout
jaunty path
#

The job I have in mind is being a cashier or stocking stuff.

#

That's considered retail yeah?

lilac crag
#

you could easily do that, albeit the pay won't be much I imagine

lilac crag
#

it is retail

hidden trout
jaunty path
#

It will probably be hellish

jaunty path
#

And like

#

I'm tired of working and getting nothing out of it.

lilac crag
hidden trout
#

i will say
stocking stuff is fine for like a few months
then you will have the unbearable urge to kill yourself every time you do it
working the front of a store is worse out of the gate but it doesnt get worse past that so its better in the long run

blissful kiln
#

my dream job is something mostly manual/physical but not heavy labor, with a group of people

wintry fog
blissful kiln
#

like a food place

#

but lazy

hidden trout
#

source: ive worked in retail for 3 years straight

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and still ongoing

somber stream
#

I don't reccommend stocking, unless it's the legs variant

jaunty path
hidden trout
#

also dont work in a large store
find a smaller one

blissful kiln
#

oh man

#

store clerk selling bootleg games

hidden trout
blissful kiln
#

but too late for tgat

wintry fog
hidden trout
#

i work in a slightly weirder spot so it has wider varience

jaunty path
#

I can just look at them crazy and start screaming. So they won't ever interact with me again

jaunty path
#

Am I allowed to kill customers

hidden trout
#

its not a crime if you arent caught

somber stream
#

Maybe

jaunty path
wintry fog
hidden trout
jaunty path
#

I...am just tired.

#

I don't want to do college anymore. I'm tired of education. I'm so tired. I'm inching closer to my semester every day and I don't want to do it anymore! I want to get a job!

mossy solstice
#

Anyone else notice that during Enhanced Blitz maelstroms, the arbitrator starts off with 5 dog charges, but during the mission never goes above the standar 3? I hope FS will address this in the coming hotfixes

jaunty path
#

I could get an internship during college ig. But I don't want to juggle both work and school

somber stream
#

Entry level might be piss though

jaunty path
#

And there's other factors to take into consideration

lilac crag
somber stream
#

But the more you climb, the more important the thing will be

hidden trout
jaunty path
#

Such as: being fucked over.

Having a class cancelled outta no where. Failing a class and needing to retake it next semester. Getting YET ANOTHER shitty teacher

hidden trout
#

i honestly probably just failed a class tbh

jaunty path
#

I want money I want money I want money I want money

hidden trout
#

the lectures were unhelpful and it was a CS class with paper exams where your programs needed to be hand written, with trick questions everwhere

jaunty path
#

I don't want to do any more fucking calculus!

#

Math is fun

#

But academics just burns me alive.

hidden trout
#

calculus is a mixed bag
half of it is "oh i get it thats cool"
half of it is "i am going to strangle whoever invented the existence of numbers"

jaunty path
#

I don't wanna go through all that stress just to get a youtriedstar

wintry fog
gilded socket
#

Woof

mossy solstice
hidden trout
jaunty path
#

Because one work day at a job may leave me stresed and emotionally drained. BUT AT LEAST I GET A PAYCHECK.

ATLEAST I DON'T HAVE THE PRESSURE OF BAD GRADES ON MY SHOULDER.

hidden trout
#

also
who the fuck decided electromagnetism and waves is required for software engineering

lilac crag
#

me

jaunty path
#

And work STAYS AT WORK. It doesn't come home with me. And there's no homework.

hidden trout
#

its not required for anything
its an endpoint in and of itself

jaunty path
#

I can come home. And I can RELAX.

hidden trout
#

its just there
and required

pale spruce
#

i do software i dont have to do any of that

hidden trout
pale spruce
#

review slides ?

hidden trout
#

for the exams of that class

wintry fog
pale spruce
#

o

#

sure

#

im only enterring my 2nd year like

#

next month

gilded socket
#

Heh

#

Im not going to college

#

I’m going to trade school

jaunty path
#

Can I survive another 2 semesters

gilded socket
#

Pupgirl mechanica

jaunty path
hidden trout
gilded socket
pale spruce
blissful kiln
gilded socket
pale spruce
#

i actually despise physics i had to do that shit for 3 years back in school

jaunty path
#

Chatgpt, please do college for me

hidden trout
#

i passed that class
do not ask me how

#

i do not know

#

i literally winged the exams and was getting 60s

pale spruce
#

im glad to know that my course doesnt have THAT

hidden trout
#

which were then harshly curved

jaunty path
#

Ngl

#

I may have.

#

Done a few bad things last semester.

#

But that's all under the radar along with everything else

#

It doesn't matter.

round mica
blissful kiln
#

did you kill someone?

pale spruce
#

ive also noticed that my classmates have gotten like. 20x dumber ever since they started relying on chatgpt for their assignments

blissful kiln
#

you can tell us, we're all friends here

nocturne bloom
#

Back in my day we never had a damn chat gpt 👴

pale spruce
#

this shit rlly is a world crisis

#

world is getting dumber

#

@grok is this true ?

jaunty path
ocean widget
#

can we just make people dumber like we did in the good old days?

#

by hitting them in the back of the head with chairs

nocturne bloom
#

The humble lobotomy:

gilded socket
#

Woof

lapis cargo
#

Bruh classic fatshark is ghosting us. We were suppose to get an update yesterday

hidden trout
stable fox
jaunty path
#

Honestly I didn't really use chatgpt. I only used it to help me learn Java programming because my Java prof was complete and utter dogshit

lapis cargo
#

A word on an update not an update @ocean widget

ocean widget
somber stream
wintry fog
#

So many kids in my classes got dinged or kicked out for plagiarism, even though it was code.
On the one hand they shouldn't have been copypasting eachother that much but you also can't treat it like some writing assignment.

jaunty path
#

People who just copy and paste chatgpt essays are fucking apes dude

lapis cargo
nocturne bloom
halcyon pebble
ocean widget
jaunty path
#

I'm probably smarter than 99% of college chatgpt maxxers ngl

pale spruce
#

there r only so many ways to code the same thing

jaunty path
#

You should ALWAYS edit that shit dawg. PROOF READ IT.

gilded socket
stable fox
lapis cargo
wintry fog
ocean widget
somber stream
#

Here we have a bunch of angry college stoodent (Justifiably) complaining about how shitty the system is in Darktide General

hidden trout
somber stream
#

It's beautiful

stable fox
lapis cargo
#

I edited on accident brother

blissful kiln
stable fox
ocean widget
nocturne bloom
#

They do make tools to fix the inconsistencies with ai essays

stable fox
lapis cargo
#

Lmao

gilded socket
#

Im so sweepy @fierce cave got me working overtime for junk i need

pale spruce
#

i think !

jaunty path
gilded socket
#

Grrr ruff ruff ai bad

pale spruce
#

ai is an amazing thing but its being used in All the wrong ways

jaunty path
#

Disgustingly in a literal wsy to like holy hell

stable fox
#

True about misusing ai but

jaunty path
gilded socket
stable fox
#

DESTROY THE FALSE INTELLIGENCE

blissful kiln
#

ChatGPT is lying to your face and will refuse to admit it

#

literally

jaunty path
#

Yeah it gets basic math wrong often

#

You can't trust it

stable fox
#

Never trust a karking robot to do your chores and art

gilded socket
#

Oh yeah @orchid skiff Is selling feet pics

jaunty path
#

Never copy and paste. Proof read it. Paraphrase. Proof read it even more and make sure its in line with your vocabulary. If you're going to cheat be fucking smart about it.

blissful kiln
#

I used it successfully to find an old phone game I played like 15 years ago, that's cool

but anything serious and you should never trust it

#

abominable intelligwnce

pale spruce
#

if they had the power to !

stable fox
#

Back in my days i had to do research myself, and that's how i got through my school even if I'm dumbest fragging meatbag you could meet
(And college too)

jaunty path
#

I never understood why people just copy and paste it

gilded socket
jaunty path
#

Like dude. Christ

ocean widget
orchid skiff
lapis cargo
#

Man what a year to live in. Everyone is just going to cheat their way through school using ai

gilded socket
ocean widget
wintry fog
ocean widget
stable fox
blissful kiln
orchid skiff
gilded socket
wintry fog
jaunty path
# hidden trout

To be honest I never ever told it to write essays for me. I always wrote a big thing out and asked it how to improve it.

stable fox
#

We give no mercy

pale spruce
#

who is the king of darktide..

thick fog
#

I think bro is the king of darktide

hidden trout
jaunty path
#

Bruh

pale spruce
#

and why do they have the inability to write a short description.. ..

gilded socket
#

They can

#

But wont

hidden trout
#

oh wrong reply