general-chat

[final herald]

"Starting"

[civic python]

boiled alive 🥀

[fair bridge]

welcome to the club

[lavish pagoda]

the macho man randy savage

[final herald]

"Welcome"

[somber stream]

I prefer boots over sport shoes

[civic otter]

lmao

[neat jewel]

What are you....a man kisser?

[little marten]

Sick shoes

[final herald]

I don't think my bf knows I like men guys

[civic otter]

seasoned man toucher

[final herald]

Pensive emoji

[rocky moat]

you should tell him

[fair bridge]

i'm inspired by the bravery of this chat

[little marten]

I’m suspicious your bf might like men too

[somber stream]

Love the size zippers

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna tell my bf i'm gay

[rocky moat]

yeah might be something to bond over

[final herald]

He jokes that he is gay "for now"

[civic otter]

I'm gonna tell my dumbbell i've been using barbells as well

[little marten]

You rocking the pantaloon vibe too it’s trendy af

[civic otter]

i feel bad

not nice to be a cheater

[fair bridge]

he's dumping you if you lose your havoc score

[twilit cedar]

Barbella?

[fair bridge]

he told me

[final herald]

He has never done havoc

[civic otter]

do not tell dumbbella please

[twilit cedar]

I will

[fair bridge]

he expects excellence

[twilit cedar]

Cheating is bad

[civic otter]

😢

fair fair

[final herald]

I'm reading all the double Ls in spanish

[rocky moat]

who is bella and why is she dumb?

[fair bridge]

bella from twilight

[little marten]

Cheaters never prosper!!!

[somber stream]

Only on Mondays

[twilit cedar]

They mean dumbells as in weights, dumbella is like a name lol

Same with barbell - barbella

[rocky moat]

oh i know im being silly

[twilit cedar]

Silly

Are you autistic

[little marten]

Who tf you know called Dumbella lmao

[final herald]

Dumbeya

[twilit cedar]

The dumbells at my gym

[final herald]

Dumbeys

[rocky moat]

maybe

[little marten]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-14634295

[final herald]

Siy-y

[twilit cedar]

1 - 10?

[rocky moat]

secret number that only i know

[little marten]

9

[twilit cedar]

no

[fair bridge]

13

wait are we just counting

[twilit cedar]

you will dm me the number

[rocky moat]

9 is NOT a secret number nor is 13

nuhuh

[fair bridge]

omg did we learn this in school

[little marten]

9 is my favourite number hehe

[fair bridge]

@gork what is a secret number

[somber stream]

The answer is 69

[rocky moat]

dont ask grok

thats not fair

[fair bridge]

@balls whats a number

[twilit cedar]

But it was on a scale of 1-10

[rocky moat]

yeah and the answer is the secret number that only i know

and only i know where it is

[little marten]

On a scale of 1-10 how likely are you to like comment and subscribe? 👉👈

[somber stream]

Rules are made to be broken

[lavish pagoda]

grok
gork
elon musk warhammer fan confirmed?

[rocky moat]

it IS between 1 and 10

[fair bridge]

is it a big haha funny number

[twilit cedar]

3.333

[rocky moat]

that isnt a secret

[quartz dawn]

you just ever start gorkin it

[rocky moat]

because you know that number

[fair bridge]

damn shes right

it has to be a number that is not known

[rocky moat]

you have to think outside of the box

[twilit cedar]

What if it was the secret

[rocky moat]

exactlyyyy

[quick pendant]

no

elon is a poser

[fiery wave]

What else can it be?

[twilit cedar]

Now it's not a secret

[quick pendant]

this dude does not play video games he does not have hobbies

[rocky moat]

no it is still a secret

[quick pendant]

he just larps

[fair bridge]

are these the nuymber

[somber stream]

Likely 42

[quick pendant]

elon would prolly pay someone to tweet about warhammer bs for him

[twilit cedar]

Autism is autism I guess

[final herald]

I feel this mood

[twilit cedar]

Any number works

[blissful kiln]

wdym, he is the top diablo4 and PoE1 player

[fiery wave]

I suppose.

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/42-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-answer-life-universe-gif-11206785

[little marten]

ELONgated

[rocky moat]

i am not autism

[fair bridge]

i read the books last year, they were fantastic

[twilit cedar]

Awe

[fair bridge]

i didn't read the last one though

[drowsy prawn]

cod lobby days

[fair bridge]

the one written by eoin colfer

[rocky moat]

why did they do that

[fair bridge]

or whatever his name is

the artemis fowl guy

[quick pendant]

theres a couple of facebook groups of people putting shit on sleeping cats

[rocky moat]

rude for no reason smh

[fair bridge]

would you give him a $50 bill

[rocky moat]

let the little guys sleep in peace smh my head

[rocky moat]

no

[quick pendant]

i would take his last 50

[somber stream]

I'd give him a sausig

[fair bridge]

you people.........................are mosnters...................................

[quick pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-renegade-shepard-interrupt-gif-13179668004875266303

[rocky moat]

yeah im pretty evil

this is just a glimpse into my dark reality

[twilit cedar]

I need to retire from general chat

[fair bridge]

you better go see pig

[rocky moat]

i am NOT doing that

[fair bridge]

i'm very glad i archived all the stuff i had saved on my past few cell phones

i'm finding all kinds of cool stuff

[drowsy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balancing-dog-tricks-behave-doggo-dog-gif-14285771

[lavish pagoda]

im intrigued, go and find out what hes got in store for ya

[rocky moat]

why is bro so little

did they hit him with the shrink ray

[fair bridge]

i think he was freshly hatched

[twilit cedar]

Put him down

[fair bridge]

i cant

[round mica]

eat it

[fair bridge]

that moment is frozen in time

he will never be dropped

[fair bridge]

he will never be eaten

he will simply be for all eternity

[round mica]

watch me

[fair bridge]

i cant im watching poker

[round mica]

almost as boring as watching golf

[rocky moat]

they put my boy in stasis oh nah

[fair bridge]

it's funny watching the man in the hat blow up and freak out

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/humm-miam-gif-7752014409153192480

[rocky moat]

my cats do that

[lavish pagoda]

if you do enough benadryl the hatman comes to your house

[drowsy prawn]

classic hellmuth

[somber stream]

Sleep sitting? wtf get them 3 cat beds

[fair bridge]

do not do benadryl!! it is a gen 1 antihistamine that has been connected to early onset alzheimer's disease!!

[waxen walrus]

damn just had an arb say that he needed all the ammo. guess thats just based and cool. no ammo for anyone else

[round mica]

just don’t let your brain build up plaque

[twilit cedar]

What is this move called

[round mica]

ez

[lavish pagoda]

good thing i switched over to DXM

[fair bridge]

wat is DXM

[lavish pagoda]

it makes me see funny spiders

[neat jewel]

Staff Psykers stay winning

[waxen walrus]

i just afked the rest of the match

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/dmx-bark-gif-11280912

[lavish pagoda]

dextrometorphan

[rocky moat]

the uhhh that one thing that cats do when they uh yeah

[round mica]

i know dmx

[fair bridge]

dmx lived in my area for a long time lol

i got to meet him as a kid

he was nice

[waxen walrus]

i will now be angrily shroud speedrunning pubs

[elder merlin]

Yappers

[rocky moat]

i feel bad for them

[round mica]

was also a major homophone too

[rocky moat]

enemy tsunami

[round mica]

[waxen walrus]

"wow shocker when you give me all the resources i can solo it"

[round mica]

homophone

i’m dead

[fair bridge]

now he knows..........

[round mica]

homophobe*

[fair bridge]

i mean idk i don't think he was able to clock 10 year old me

[lavish pagoda]

tell him it was your brother sending those messages

[fair bridge]

EWWW

[round mica]

bro done blurred out the persons discord name and pic like it’s a gangland documentary

[drowsy prawn]

only people you give all your ammo to is a rumbler oggy 😏

[round mica]

[elder merlin]

Just sounded like a piece of shit from the lyrics of his one song i heard

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2engineer-imposter-it-could-be-you-meme-tf2spy-gif-23428001

Mf had my life documented

[lavish pagoda]

he sounded like a cool guy that brings you your stuff
x gon give it to ya

[elder merlin]

Dude's a poser, aint never brought me shit

[lavish pagoda]

hes always brought me good vibes

[fair bridge]

i respect his privacy only just barely

[halcyon glen]

So what if I cheated

My wife would never know

[fair bridge]

[modest flume]

But your soul does

[round mica]

don’t let your wife keep you from finding your girlfriend

[halcyon glen]

[jaunty tundra]

Fatshark said hotfix tommorow. Finally

[lavish pagoda]

fatshark says a lot of things

[round mica]

can’t wait to see what 5 things they fix and the 20 more they break

[blissful kiln]

picture of a hotfix tomorrow*

[rocky moat]

big fish

[round mica]

whispers*

[jaunty tundra]

As long as Arb can use more than just forceful. A change would be nice.

[modest flume]

Remove Arby and don't refund

[lavish pagoda]

youll own nothing and youll be happy

[inland mantle]

FS remove vet pls

[modest flume]

I'm already there

[fair bridge]

where

[rocky moat]

i'd quit the game tbh

[round mica]

they’d already have your money

might aswell slave away

[rocky moat]

oh no it isnt for like moral reasons

i just have grown to not really like any other class

[fair bridge]

well maybe a date on a hotfix tomorrow

better than nothing

[inland mantle]

[modest flume]

Haven't touched Arby since like 2 weeks after it released

[fair bridge]

it's fun

[modest flume]

Got all the penances except the do 100 games as Arby thing

[round mica]

for 2 minutes

[misty trench]

looks like he just shows up to rant and rave once every few months

[modest flume]

Arby is just not visceral enough to be satisfying to me

[fair bridge]

no i've been having fun for a while

it's not my fav for sure

[modest flume]

The only thing that gave me a small amount of enjoyment was EO, which now doesn't work without the dog

smfh

[rocky moat]

yea

[lavish pagoda]

doing the lords work

[round mica]

darktide just doesn’t have the same enjoyment it once had for me

[misty trench]

I'm addicted to rogue trader atm

[round mica]

dark souls has been my main game for so long

[woven hill]

i would very much like to hurt whoever decided that disconnections disqualify you from getting mission awards

like for instance

[fair bridge]

i think i might start playing darktide with some gimmicks

[misty trench]

or otherwise being entirely too busy irl to put time aside for tiding

[woven hill]

if you're doing your 100th investigation mission

and it disconnects you

you do not infact the 100th mission award

[fair bridge]

when i did rocket jumping in tf2 i started to do fun stuff like doing jump maps with gyro controls or an upside down camera or something

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-deep-thoughts-deep-thoughts-with-the-deep-the-boys-gif-26372785

[round mica]

i might play through demons souls again

[fair bridge]

i'd like to try playing through darktide with a wii remote

[round mica]

gotta find my ps3

[fair bridge]

that sounds fun

[woven hill]

aquila can you pretty please send some hate to fatshark for me

i want them to know that i hate them

[thick fog]

Maybe stop playing too much of it smh

[woven hill]

their fat fucking shart

[round mica]

i don’t

[woven hill]

and their business practice

[round mica]

[round mica]

i just have to wait for my next obsession to release to fulfill my needs for the short term

[waxen walrus]

just played a shroud game where the whole team was hoping for me to die lol

[somber stream]

Helldivers for this month. Warframe for the next, and Bf6 for October

[neat jewel]

Wtf is a shroud game

[somber stream]

Tch tch tch, busy year

[waxen walrus]

speaking of helldivers:

[thick fog]

Let me introduce the finals
I only played for 2 hours before vacation and already has been too much of a blast

[somber stream]

You met a whinediver

[round mica]

kinda getting tired of the blatant neglect for more space station upgrades

[waxen walrus]

well i just had a bad match so i just made a bad match basically

their whining was just

[somber stream]

Will come with next update

[woven hill]

arbitrator should def get a nerf

[waxen walrus]

i just went into a pub and ran shroud on archivum and left everyone dead and soloed it

[woven hill]

should have less toughness regen

[round mica]

i’ve had max samples for longer than I can remember

[neat jewel]

Bro is definitely gonna pass generational trauma onto their children 😭

[somber stream]

I can feel it, lady liberty literally whispered her secrets to me in my schleep

[round mica]

and i earn more than i can spend donating to the DSS

[little marten]

Helldivers more like cocontentdivers

[woven hill]

least selfish zealot player

[waxen walrus]

i mean tbagging and then throwing an ammo crate off the map is also not cool

[round mica]

i like it, i like playing as heavy and just demolishing everyone with my sledgehammer

[woven hill]

it's alright we support all manner of disabilities in the warhammer darktide fandom Amelia

[waxen walrus]

i know, you're here

[woven hill]

shroud zealots shouldn't have to be afraid of showing their disability too <3

my disability is stupidity intolerance

unfortunately you're making it flare up

pls go away

[somber stream]

Who

Who hurt you

[inland mantle]

Another day of moe venting 😔

[woven hill]

it's what i'm best at

well amelia over here was playing like an ass and was thinking we'd agree with them lmao

[waxen walrus]

nope

[woven hill]

shroud zealots leaving their teammates to die

[waxen walrus]

im just venting

[woven hill]

sus?

[round mica]

@thick fog i’m kinda pissed they took away my beta cosmetics at launch

i had a giant lolipop sledge hammer

[waxen walrus]

seem to be kinda a hypocrite if you can vent but i cant

[floral ermine]

vent purge reference?

[woven hill]

well if i play like an asshole i keep the righteous responses from my teammates to myself

instead of sending it into general chat and hope that i'll be backed up

[fair bridge]

when is fatshark going to re-add the boogie bomb blitz talent

[waxen walrus]

never hoped to be backed up but okay

[woven hill]

idk i can't count that high

[waxen walrus]

keep making stuff up though, its entertaining

[fair bridge]

i might start reading metro 2034

maybe..........

[inland mantle]

Do it

[lavish pagoda]

we both know you cant read

[fair bridge]

i tried playing 2033 after reading the book and i did not like it

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-and-steel-death-gif-13348044530128011676

[fair bridge]

9 times out of 10 i guess the words correctly 80% of the time

[modest flume]

Don't forget to read the 2032 pamphlet to prep you

[fair bridge]

que ?

[woven hill]

what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this

[elder hare]

death

[woven hill]

nuh uh don't believe you

[little marten]

we danced like fireflies in the blossom of twilight

[modest flume]

There were starving Moebians who could be eating that ammo

Truly in the grimdark future, humanity is its biggest enemy

[waxen walrus]

i mean the whole team had red and zero except for the dude

[inland mantle]

Too late rumbler ogryn already stole it all

[thick fog]

Me right now

[thick fog]

Well shit
I wish that I could have played the game before but was not possible with the specs I had before

[thick fog]

There's a literal MK scorpion come here chain ability for Heavy that you can combo with the sledge

[round mica]

the winch claw?

it looks dope

[thick fog]

I only played medium class but heavy looks fun

[civic otter]

Tf2 heavy?

[thick fog]

The Finals Heavy class

[round mica]

i love how anything is viable

and the destruction puts bf6’s to shame tbh

[civic otter]

Ik im jokin, anyhow, people seem to be liking the game

Numbed out to PvP ages ago

[thick fog]

The finals is too underrated which is insane

For a F2P game that people sleep on

[round mica]

too much slop oversaturating the charts

[civic otter]

I think a lot of people are getting tired of the classic modern PvP formula and assume everything that's new for aforementioned old formula

Can't blame them

[ocean widget]

ngl its just marvel rivals except not marvel and first person

[round mica]

modern gaming has defaulted to many people playing what’s being pushed to them, and many folks don’t actively try and seek games it seems

[thick fog]

People that hate the finals because is too competitive or fast paced meanwhile the market for FPS games last year's has been nothing than just comp slop

[round mica]

that’s why cod is so successful despite how shit it is

[thick fog]

The finals still feels very arcadey

[round mica]

it’s great, it’s not too serious but also not too cartoony and full of rainbow slop

[ocean widget]

its also yet another game with a battlepass and 12 dlc

plus two of these outfits look like they came out of skibidi toilet

[thick fog]

Some people disliking the tone of the game and completely miss the point is nothing serious lol

[round mica]

this is a very low ball take that doesn’t make sense

[thick fog]

It is a dystopian futuristic world that you play on a show to earn money

[round mica]

they are very different games

[ocean widget]

both destructible enviroments
both shooters
both team based
both f2p

makes sense to me

[thick fog]

Marvel rivals does not have same level of destruction

Or barely any impactful

[round mica]

so bad this logic marvels rivals is just battlefield

[thick fog]

In the finals it can massively change the entire game

[round mica]

besides f2p

[ocean widget]

they did a no russian scene in one of the videos on the steam page but that was the only thing that stood out to me

[round mica]

you actually strategize with the destruction, in rivals it just for show to make you feel powerful like a super hero.. go figure

[thick fog]

Heavy with charge ability wrecking absolute everything

It looks hilarious

[round mica]

like that scene from x men

“i’m the juggernaut bitch “

[thick fog]

I wanna try medium with the dematerializer ability

[neat jewel]

Finals is seriously slept on ngl

[round mica]

if we didn’t live so far away and ping wasn’t an issue i’d offer to play

[thick fog]

Tbh my brother bought a new ethernet adapter for me so I think it could be possible

[ocean widget]

oh its a nexon game
that explains it

[thick fog]

I also played DBD with my friend that he is from LA and the ping was not even too bad

For my surprise

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-get-coined-nama-tama-gif-26831859

[thick fog]

Nexon?

[ocean widget]

the maplestory company

[thick fog]

Game being so slept on that even moist critical came back and keeps posting videos and he is addicted

And Kelkshi making an hour long analysis video of the game

[round mica]

it’ll get its praise eventually

[sweet trail]

Yk what could be a cool as a faction in dt but will probably never happen? Dark mechanicum. Horde could be servitors, evil castellan units as reaper analogs, various AI robots as everything elsw

[mental jasper]

tried long time ago
didnt like it because of the map was too big for the player size

[ocean widget]

its a nexon game
its likely to get shot for not making enough money as MS1 just like they did for MS2

[thick fog]

Terminator faction

[thick fog]

Cash out mode 3v3v3?

[mental jasper]

yee

[thick fog]

There's TDM with smaller maps

[mental jasper]

think so

[sweet trail]

Yes!. And as monstrosities you could have small daemon engines

[thick fog]

And World tour that is 3v3v3v3v3

[sweet trail]

I wanna fight a forgefiend

[round mica]

cash out mode feels super refreshing and really intense

never a dull moment on cash out mode that’s for sure lol

[thick fog]

I need to play more of it, I was confused about it

At first

[mental jasper]

traitor astarte

and hellbrute

[sweet trail]

Iron warrior as a monstrosity

[round mica]

i once played and me along with the others heavies were fucking duking shit out with our hammers and fists

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[round mica]

it looked like a fight from invincible

destroying buildings and walls

[mental jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-gif-27652056

[ocean widget]

they aint adding space marines

[thick fog]

Thsts a way to describe the game entirely

[mental jasper]

that's the whole point of his question

💀

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398665085794390137/1401283758388416552/attachment.gif

[ocean widget]

they said probably never
not never

[round mica]

i binged the entire series in a day and a half

[sweet trail]

Dark mechanicum of vashtorr specifically maybe, to differentiate from nurgle cultists. And you could also have the servitors screaming for help and stuff and saying "thank you" after you kill them for added grimdark

[round mica]

@thick fog

[ocean widget]

at least dark mechs have a chance

[mental jasper]

@sweet trail can you defend me

[sweet trail]

I mean it peobably wont happen but itd be cool

[round mica]

invincible is the first show in awhile i’ve genuinely enjoyed

[thick fog]

Bro was so locked tf in

[ocean widget]

it wont at all
FS has stated they arent adding space marines

[round mica]

Conquest being voiced by jeffrey dean morgan was a perfect casting

[sweet trail]

Sadge

But i do understand

Space marines are kind of overrated

[thick fog]

Would not fit the tone of DT either

[sweet trail]

I think darkmech would be almost as cool as genestealers and would probably work nearly as well and give a lot of creative freedom to the artists

[mental jasper]

the sister might have the chance tho
as long as it's not sister repentia because we know how horrible people are

[round mica]

aren’t exterminators “ rumoured “ and hinted at coming to DT

[ocean widget]

i doubt we'd get sisters either given it'd just be a reskinned zealot

[round mica]

or is it just wishful thinking

[low hemlock]

the reason for this cause, there’s a Darktide Dev interview explaining why Darktide haven’t gotten a new enemy faction

because of money and limited constraints aka GamesWorkshop’s eye of approval

[sweet trail]

What are exterminators? :0

[low hemlock]

[modest flume]

Yeah, there was an interview with one of the devs who said Darktide is specifically about how your "average" human deals with 40k

[thick fog]

That shit won't be happening really

[modest flume]

Capable, but still human

[round mica]

the people you send if you want shit dead

[mental jasper]

or make it like a different version of an existing class
like arby and orgyn

[ocean widget]

single shot flamethrower

[ocean widget]

"dont have it be a reskinned zealot, have it be a reskinned ogryn"

[ocean widget]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Exterminator_(Weapon)

[sweet trail]

We probably are getting genestealers imo but that does explain it. I hope someone at the table at least brings up darkmech, even if they get laughed off the table

[sweet trail]

New weapon would be so cool

[thick fog]

They mean the exterminator faction

Not the weapon

[ocean widget]

ah

[mental jasper]

i look foward to plasma pistol

[ocean widget]

terminators?

cus thats the closest i can find to a specific faction

[sweet trail]

Exterminator faction?

[ocean widget]

yeah theres no exterminator faction

only the weapons

theres a plasma exterminator too

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Plasma_Exterminator

[low hemlock]

tru tho GamesWorkshop is equivalent to the IP owners of Friday The 13th Jason

very stingy with creativity and fun

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/mandalore-gaming-warhammer-warhammer40k-mechanicus-warhammer-mechanicus-gif-16773386

[ocean widget]

shotgun with an underbarrel flamethrower'd be neat tho

[round mica]

when fatshark gives ogryn a crusher hammer i will be truly happy

[thick fog]

We bonking

[woven hill]

only one more mission type to go

[thick fog]

Better happen next update

[round mica]

they literally wouldn’t have any issues

the weapon file is already in game

just slap it on ogryn

[low hemlock]

let me guess Repair mission

[round mica]

ez

[woven hill]

espionage actually

[thick fog]

Well not in game files, we only got the model from the art station page

[round mica]

give it funny little gimmick of causing a small shockwave

[round mica]

that’s what i meant

[woven hill]

oh yeah i also wanted to ask

[round mica]

and if they add it, it better have insane cleave

[woven hill]

did they remove an ogryn hair style?

[round mica]

because that’s like an 800lb hammer

[thick fog]

Probably work similar from VT2

[round mica]

uhhhh

idk

[woven hill]

i've seen a lot of ogryns running around with basically a long mohawk

[thick fog]

Would like to be from Saltzpyre warrior priest 2H hammer

[woven hill]

but everytime i've tried to kit my ogryn out with a mohawk, it's been short

[modest flume]

THammer moveset but the H1 is an overhead

[thick fog]

Could be a mark

[round mica]

that’s a cosmetic toy earned from having vt2

[modest flume]

So sweeping sideways attacks

[round mica]

a long time ago

[woven hill]

oh

eugh

[modest flume]

With the nice big juicy overhead for H1 I'd say

[round mica]

it’s came with a pack of tattoos

that are really cool

[low hemlock]

oh ye thats the bardin mohawk

[woven hill]

i already hate darktide

[thick fog]

A horde clear hammer with a overhead followed by a push attack

[woven hill]

if i played vermintide i think i'd hate darktide even more

[round mica]

make it happen fatshark

i will pay for it

with my flesh

[thick fog]

[rocky moat]

burger

[fiery wave]

You can still get it. It just requires owning VT2.

On Steam.

[round mica]

could get this at your local overly pretentious hipster joint, but they would also charge you $25 for the burger and $10 for the fries

no drink included

[sweet trail]

Pleamse? 🥺

Fs add penis blaster please

[woven hill]

it'd be called a handheld

not a burger

[thick fog]

You going too far with the requests

[woven hill]

the fries would be called steak frites

[round mica]

fries would be called “ shareables “

[sweet trail]

I know 😔

[round mica]

when you enter the place you’ll see a huge sign that says “ two guys and a good dream “

[modest flume]

Isn't that McDonald's now?

[woven hill]

furthermore, it would use newspaper for the burger and for the fries

[round mica]

no, because i can go to mcdonald’s and order with the mobile app and get 2 double cheese burgers and a basket of fries and a drink for $14

[ocean widget]

they already do that for the fish n chips over here in most decent places

[round mica]

fish and chips it’s too greasy

and the fries are usually unsalted

and full of sins

[woven hill]

there's a place i go to often

[ocean widget]

you in america or britain

[woven hill]

baller ass fish with a thin and crunchy batter

the chips are kinda meh

a little lacking in flavor

but holy fuck the fish makes me want to sin

[round mica]

America, but that doesn’t change the fact something being drenched in grease will be greasy

lightly fry it instead

much better results

[ocean widget]

found a shirt for you

[ocean widget]

its probably the fact you're in america that its drenched in grease

[round mica]

cajun seasoning fixes everything

[woven hill]

true

as does an air fryer and kosher salt

i'm not jewish but i fuck with kosher salt

[round mica]

air fryers are good

but i hate waiting 20 minutes to use it

[woven hill]

no see you've got to set the airfryer up to temperature so it can preheat

makes sense yes slab?

[round mica]

i also meal prep a lot of my food and cook in large quantities

and those big ass air fryers aren’t worth it

[final herald]

who up worming they

[woven hill]

to ronda karnak's grubby feet ofc

rinda?

the lady.

[neat jewel]

Worming they

The

The umm...

[woven hill]

there's no flavor without spoht

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-gif-15950173611998718110

[woven hill]

sorry no

spoat

since she says it all odd

[final herald]

why are you

why feet

what

[thick niche]

do push attacks count as heavy attacks or something else

[round mica]

they count as attacks but i don’t think it counts as a heavy

[thick niche]

ok cuz im just trying to figure out if i want to put sunder on my psword

[round mica]

i only know this because pushing with a weapon that has thunderous applies stacks

[misty trench]

they don't count as heavy

[thick niche]

i currently have brutal momentum

and power cycler

[thick fog]

You might want to add power cycle

[round mica]

and more power cycle

[thick niche]

double the power cycler waiter!

[thick fog]

With power cycle you get to use more of the empower swings

Especially from push attacks

[elder merlin]

[thick niche]

what would be the other recommended blessing

ive seen people use sunder but i dont really ever use the heavy attacks with psword

[elder merlin]

When will console get the vermintide 2 cosmetics on darktide

[round mica]

never lol

[fiery wave]

On steam.

[thick fog]

Used to have brumomentum before but I really dont play vet anymore

[stable fox]

[round mica]

all roads lead back to ogryn

[stable fox]

I bought Vermintide 2 first and then Darktide later, but what exactly i got from that i dunno

[round mica]

tattoo set, some hair cosmetics

and uh

[thick fog]

One day we having a melee equivalent to psword

[round mica]

a shower token

[stable fox]

that's it? It's actually what i got from just owning Vermintide?

[round mica]

one day fatshark will make subclasses and give ogryn the ability to become a psyker

[elder merlin]

Its time to kill steam

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-angry-choke-shake-gif-21866480

[stable fox]

Oh right, Paul is ps player

I see the problem

[elder merlin]

Maybe one day fatshark will be taken over by someone who actually cares about giving console players those cosmetics

[stable fox]

You wish

[elder merlin]

Maybe we just need an accident to help speed up the process

[round mica]

the call the pc players would feel not very special over digital goods

[elder merlin]

Martin Wahlund

[stable fox]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-oogway-accidents-there-are-no-accidents-destiny-gif-16270886

[molten matrix]

whats that supposed to mean?

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-head-scratch-hm-hmm-gif-9190273016569542229

[elder merlin]

Those poozers can go suck an egg, they already got that one set that console players will never get

Which is understandable

[stable fox]

What set

[elder merlin]

The set they dont wear anymore, if they ever did, though i did see someone with the mask on in a trials match last month

I was surprised

[stable fox]

It doesn't really answer my question well

[elder merlin]

I forget what its called

Its the og trailer guardsmen armor

Was that not pc exclusive?

[molten matrix]

is he throwing a fit over vanguard bundle?

[stable fox]

You can, like, obtain the set of armor that veteran has on menu screen just doing penances

Nay?

[stuck wasp]

The Moebian 21st ?

[stable fox]

If that, then i entirely missed it

[stuck wasp]

The Moebian 21st armour are the blue ones

[stable fox]

What i didn't missed is 21st being blighted

And i needed to collect stuff just to have icon

[stuck wasp]

The cover art cosmetics are similar to some that we get through penances, not sure if exactly the same though

[elder merlin]

Mostly the helmets are different

But that is a different matter compared to the vermintide 2 character creation styles

I just want the ogryn mohawk

[stable fox]

Yep, i missed it entirely

Ya saying one thing, but missing the part that not everyone obtained it

[elder merlin]

Not my fault you didnt play on pc during the time to get it

[stable fox]

Yes, it's yours

[round mica]

i have this and i’m on ps5

[elder merlin]

How?

[round mica]

i lied

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

I found it

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-punch-anime-punch-gif-5948816561706955549

[round mica]

it’s a mid set tbh

[elder merlin]

Only like the vet mask really

[final herald]

its' pretty neat tbh

[lilac crag]

I like the Zealot helmet

purely cause it's a fucking pair of proper atoman goggles

[final herald]

one of the less badass sets

but like

it's nice to have the option

I use the zealot top

oh god I almost ":3"d help

HELP

[lilac crag]

geek

[final herald]

I'mnnot geeking I'm antigeeking

[elder merlin]

But im not askin for this, i just dont get why they cant just have the console version recognize saved data from vermintide 2, like it does on steam

Or just add the vermintide 2 styles in a update

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[peak falcon]

Because fatshart decided to cave to pressure and let console babbies have it as well as 14k aquila.

[elder merlin]

Shit, i wish i had gotten that deal on playstation

Fuckin sucks how they hoed you pc players over with it though

[peak falcon]

Yep. and I'll never forgive them for it until we get at least the 10k that the non-premium xbox players got.

[spiral silo]

Shhhh, don't be talking about the Fat Shark like that...if it hears you, it'll get very crooooss!

[lilac crag]

[peak falcon]

And I'll get a free ticket out of Atoma. What's your point? They don't make Ogryn into servitors!

[ocean widget]

its a move not even EA would pull

[spiral silo]

Never too late to start

[peak falcon]

You're right. EA would have just made everyone pay, then made it so the skin wasn't usable in the next season.

[ocean widget]

nah EA would've given jack shit to everyone

which makes it even worse only console players got paid

[peak falcon]

Gotta keep those sky whales paying somehow

[spiral silo]

What did Fatshark do anyway?

Make something non PC exclusive?

[ocean widget]

made 14k aquilas non pc exclusive

[spiral silo]

Ah, Commodore's currency...

I'm not about to donate anything to her

I'll get my Arbites and that's it

(If they go on discount that is)

[ocean widget]

25k

[ocean widget]

it'll probably go on 10% off at christmas im betting

ill be surprised if it goes for 15% off

[spark gazelle]

When will the kriegsman outfits be back?

[lethal solstice]

Eventually

They're one of the "Break glass if in need of money" outfits so don't hold your breath

[ocean widget]

next skulls

[spark gazelle]

Skulls?

[ocean widget]

or this

[ocean widget]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/fxexx0tv/skulls-2025-the-warhammer-video-games-festival-is-back/

[blissful kiln]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[delicate vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779424458238459946/1404604545748832306/tenor_91.gif

[final herald]

one day...one day...

[inland mantle]

Soon

[stuck phoenix]

Don’t those two immediately get head shot by chaos space marines

[final herald]

yes

which means

we can have their armor

[stuck phoenix]

They have bolters

You know what they are

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-edit-i-saw-what-you-edited-i-saw-gif-27672816

[stuck phoenix]

Handheld HE shell launchers

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin ODST collab when we launch

[final herald]

what is that supposed to mean

[stuck phoenix]

2 weeks comrade 2 weeks

[final herald]

what does "one day" as in getting the armor

have to do with

them getting shot

genuinely

[stuck phoenix]

Hallowette can’t steal armour if it’s completely blown up silly

[final herald]

okay we got a blown up dog as a cosmetic

[shy sandal]

Finally got my zealot to unlock auric.... Now i only need to do Vet, Ogryn and Psyker 😭

[stuck phoenix]

I can’t be arsed playing ogryn since he’s a little too slow have fun with that

Hopefully you don’t find em too slow

Because they have some funny weapons

[ocean widget]

have you tried sprinting

[stuck phoenix]

Yes

Ogryn is just slow

[ocean widget]

awful
try sprinting harder

[shy sandal]

The biggest issue i find is that....

SA players are STUPID, unironically, quickplay is Hell in South America

[ocean widget]

america, america never changes

its shit unlocking auric over here so its probably five times as worse for you

[final herald]

behold

[stuck phoenix]

Damn

[shy sandal]

I turn around, everyone is in some bum ass corner. They never heard of squad cohesion or cooperation 😭

[stuck phoenix]

Which TF2 mercs would survive Fnaf

Truly a peak title

[ocean widget]

the humble .44 magnum:

[final herald]

I think he'd dodge fr

[stuck phoenix]

Lightsaber users when introduced to the good old fashioned trench shotgun

[shy sandal]

Heavy, Spy, Soldier, Sniper, Scout and Medic

[ocean widget]

given the size of his sword hes got an ego to think he could parry the bullet

[inland mantle]

Mb poxwalkers scare me

[final herald]

he probably would fr

[shy sandal]

Dw king, i'll shoot the evil pox walker

[ocean widget]

its a sword made of light
the best he'd get is splitting the bullet
and good job for him cus now he has two bullets in him

[shy sandal]

That's unironically how the mandalorians dealth with them

[stuck phoenix]

I mean you could also just use a flamethrower

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah and fire

[shy sandal]

Or... Push them far far away

[stuck phoenix]

Parry this you filthy wizard

[little marten]

Arrrrooooooo

[shy sandal]

Makes you question why they didn't use the force to hold the pellets instead of trying to deflect them.

[final herald]

okay? He'll probably vaporise the thing and then cut you from like 30 ft away

[stuck phoenix]

That is a tactic to stop it but most Jedi aren’t good enough to do so

[final herald]

that anime is lit

[stuck phoenix]

So they get the 1917 German treatment

https://tenor.com/view/james-may-gun-top-gear-gif-2891052999326662157

[ocean widget]

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Slugthrower

[stuck phoenix]

Magic space wizards when introduced to a good old fashioned trench shotgun

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[ocean widget]

yeah getting blasted with shrapnel and molten lead will surprisingly not help during a fight

[narrow sleet]

I need some help lmao

[ocean widget]

how vague

[narrow sleet]

Im new. Just need general help leveling my zealot

[ocean widget]

play missions

[narrow sleet]

I do. Its boring solo.

[ocean widget]

how tf u getting solo matches

[stuck phoenix]

Use hammer

[narrow sleet]

I've had three missions with what I swore were bots lol

[stuck phoenix]

I wish I did when grinding some stuff man

The bots Atleast help you

[ocean widget]

by chance were they named bots

[stuck phoenix]

Unlike players that just let you perish

[narrow sleet]

Didn't really pay attention. Just noticed the movement.

[ocean widget]

let me guess

they followed you

[narrow sleet]

And wouldn't move unless I did.

[stuck phoenix]

Peak bot movement

[ocean widget]

what timezone are you in

[narrow sleet]

EST

[ocean widget]

just shit luck then

granted nobody plays the lower difficulties

[narrow sleet]

Figured lol. Was hoping to find some friends willing to help. Those bot missions irritate my soul

[ocean widget]

just play enough to where you get higher difficulties and you'll get actual players

granted they'll sometimes make you miss bots

[narrow sleet]

Noted

[stuck phoenix]

Do not play damnation when you unlock it by the way

You will get demolished

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[ocean widget]

presumably they'll have hit level 30 by the time they unlock damnation

[narrow sleet]

What is damnation ?

[stuck phoenix]

Biggest mistake I made

[ocean widget]

second to last difficulty

[stuck phoenix]

Difficulty after Heresy which is after malice I think

[ocean widget]

you need like 30-40 won missions to unlock it

not including lost points from losing missions

[narrow sleet]

How hard is that in like comparison to re on professional ?

[ocean widget]

no clue theyre entirely different games

[stuck phoenix]

What

[narrow sleet]

Fair. Just meaning in how you gotta finesse hordes and mobs.

[ocean widget]

resident evil

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah bro I haven’t touched that shit

[ocean widget]

no fucking clue havent played a RE game

[stuck phoenix]

I heard it’s good but I ain’t touching that shit

Not my kind of thing

[ocean widget]

dont get hit and you'll be fine

[stuck phoenix]

I’m sticking to fnaf when it comes to scary stuff

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-24410020

[narrow sleet]

It is. But re going back to its psychologically effective horror

[ocean widget]

the DLC on 8 is why i havent touched RE

[narrow sleet]

It is some stoopidness

[stuck phoenix]

Oh yeah there’s about 5 million of them I forgot

I’m sticking to fnaf it has books

I’m missing a few

[narrow sleet]

I got all the re books. Movies and comics

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami-2-yakuza-kiwami-2-yakuza-2-slamming-desk-gif-7817746537201906733

[ocean widget]

i love buying tickets to unlock weapon upgrades i should be able to unlock within the base game

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-peter-farbar-gif-15417317830124358582

[narrow sleet]

Dmc is great too

[stuck phoenix]

Looks like shit not gonna lie

Good music though

[narrow sleet]

Liked the older ones more tho. I want a spawn Armageddon remake

https://tenor.com/view/spawn-gif-27051117

[stuck phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

You ain’t red comrade

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-darktide-darktide-gif-3837205933150604742

[stuck phoenix]

What’s with the (+88) on that

[final herald]

I like how the bruiser prepares to run at the ogryn and then fucking sprints off screen

[inland mantle]

True level

[final herald]

True level

So they've gotten 10 levels above 30 88 times

Or rather, accumulated that much exp

[fair bridge]

bro my friend just called me and told me about this restaurant we all like and he said the fucking chicken wings he ordered there had feathers in them

what mf restaurant do you know serves chicken with feathers in

smfh

[inland mantle]

You eat your wings defeathered? Skill issue

[fair bridge]

😭

[elder merlin]

Yup

[elder merlin]

You eat your wings seperated from the chiken itself?

Skill issue

[little marten]

The shell cracks, yolk unburdened. Do not let the fifer inside. Do not.

[rocky moat]

you guys eat your own wings??

that sounds painful

[gilded socket]

Just done be mad it isn’t gears old man

[inland mantle]

I simply eat dirt as all life starts from there

[elder merlin]

It is weird they do halo before a gears collab, when the gears game is coming out on the same day on playstation as helldivers on xbox, just sayin

[gilded socket]

Hell jumpers make more sense than gears soliders collab wise

Not saying gears isnt popular

Everyone who has picked up a xbox controller knows what a odst is

[little marten]

Three taps and listen for the owl, one rasp and twice check the locks. Six scratches and the wick is burnt. There are worse things in the hills than that.

[elder merlin]

Im not sayin they werent gonna do a halo collab ever, im just saying that gears is coming out on playstation at the same time helldivers 2 is coming to xbox

You'd think they'd do that collab first

I figured they'd do a halo collab when the Master Chief Collection came to playstation

But what do i know

[gilded socket]

Oohhh

Yeah im kinda dumb

[little marten]

People buying gears on ps might not if they can just get gears stuff on helldivers

Plus all the marketing would then be in Helldivers

[elder merlin]

Its literally been my stance on it ever since helldivers 2 got announced for xbox

[waxen walrus]

every game just feels bad to play

[elder merlin]

Dude, i'd still get gears shit on helldivers 2 and the gears reloaded

Well, my buddy is getting gears reloaded, so i dont have to

But you get my point

[little marten]

I get your point

[elder merlin]

One doesnt cancel out the other

[modest flume]

Spoken like a true geode of green pigmentation

[little marten]

It does from a marketing perspective

[elder merlin]

Well those people are fuckin tards

[normal linden]

WTH
I have a certain revolver in my bank which I can't change mark for, it's stuck at Agripina. For others I can change it freely. I've tried like dozen times

[modest flume]

Turn it off and back on

[normal linden]

what, FS's server? I would love to

[modest flume]

Man, if only

Maybe it'll fix this instability

[waxen walrus]

0876

[normal linden]

I can change blesses and perks on it, but can't change mark, what in the holy f is this even lol? The other revolvers work as expected

[sweet trail]

Took a 5 minute power nap and had a dream that they added a new class which was a gorilla with a glock.

Fs please add jokaero 🙏🙏🙏

[elder merlin]

So silenced smg, battle rifle and sword melee for the halo collab? @gilded socket

[gilded socket]

Probably

[safe tusk]

is steam down for any1 rn

[fair bridge]

regular weekly maintenance

[gilded socket]

Swap energy sword for silenced pistol

[inland mantle]

It's tuesday so yea

[elder merlin]

Or would they forgo the silenced smg for some other weapon?

[safe tusk]

o

[elder merlin]

No way they would do the shitty silenced pistol over the energy sword

Not unless they planned another halo collab at some point

[gilded socket]

That pistol is good

[elder merlin]

I figure the sword is gonna atleast be in this collab

[elder merlin]

Its alright, combat evolved's pistol was still the best

[waxen walrus]

6774

[normal linden]

Solved it.. It had 0/60% mobility on it. I thought it was weird and upgraded it once, bringing it up to 2/60%
After that it allowed me to switch marks. Probably having 0 stat is considered an erroneous state by their backend, or something, so it refused to process changes to it may be

[elder merlin]

Unless they do silenced pistol, energy sword and then a heavy weapon like sniper or rocket launcher

[modest flume]

They'll put the Halo 2 pistol

[gilded socket]

Tru

[modest flume]

AH learned from FS how to make games so

[empty basin]

How tf do I do the knock 7 enemies off map for psykers last steam achievement? I've done it multiple times bit it still says I have 4 of 7

[elder merlin]

I forgot halo 2 had a pistol

[ocean widget]

you know the false data upload mission

the one with the two bridges?

[empty basin]

Yes

[ocean widget]

run smyker on that

[empty basin]

I did and it still says 4 of 7

[ocean widget]

smite an entire bridge and flick your cursor left or right depending on how many mobs

[ocean widget]

you need to smite an entire bridge worth

[empty basin]

I knocked an entire horde off map and didn't count

[ocean widget]

not a few

[ocean widget]

was it within 2 seconds

[empty basin]

Pretty sure unless they fell slower than 2 seconds

[modest flume]

21

38

HUT

HUT

HIKE!

[ocean widget]

you've got to have the 7th one die within 2 seconds of the first

[empty basin]

I'm wondering if it's the fire version of the ult burning the enemies to death before they fall

[ocean widget]

please dont tell me you're using shout

[empty basin]

I'm using the wrath knockback ult

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

use scryers gaze

[empty basin]

Wtf why that one?

[ocean widget]

infinite peril

[empty basin]

It says the wrath one in description

[ocean widget]

plus the fact it wont deal burns and isnt useful for knocking enemies off

[ocean widget]

cliffhanger does not say that

[empty basin]

Steam achievement says I need to use this

[ocean widget]

yeah thats useless for cliffhanger

[ocean widget]

no it doesnt

it doesnt require that

it just requires them to be knocked off

[modest flume]

Use smite and hug a ledge like on Gloriana or that Torrent mission that was mentioned earlier

[empty basin]

So this shit is lying to my face?

[ocean widget]

yeah i checked after i thought "fatshark cant be that stupid to not update the achievement"

then i realised fatshark is that stupid

[ocean widget]

yes

[fair bridge]

makes sense

[empty basin]

Omfg no wonder I haven't gotten it lmfao

[ocean widget]

you need smite because smite flings em

[modest flume]

Like after the Ogryn rework, it didn't count the new stacks of HH for that one penance

[fair bridge]

always best to go off of what the penance says and not the achievement tbh

[modest flume]

It's alright guys

[empty basin]

Wish I had asked in here sooner now

[fair bridge]

better than not asking at all

[modest flume]

They're a small studio ironing out the kinks in their first product

[ocean widget]

you got serial killer penance btw?

[modest flume]

Just give 'em a little patience

[velvet bramble]

Speaking of penances, can anyone help me do the Fan-atic and Quick Work penaces?

[empty basin]

I feel bad for the random pubs who tried helping me I essentially wasted their time

[modest flume]

No need to feel bad, you appreciate their help and I'm sure they appreciate you appreciating them

[empty basin]

What's that one? I don't look at the penance I just do them randomly

[waxen walrus]

2

[modest flume]

No, instead, blame whoever didn't update the description

[velvet bramble]

Force sword push spam helps

[ocean widget]

Nah just smite flick em

It is much easier

[modest flume]

I got it on Gloriana without trying

[gilded socket]

Im so smart :3

Wait

[ocean widget]

Kill 20 enemies with headshots only in a row

Dont bother with a gun for it

Just brainburst 20 enemies

[empty basin]

Looked through got that one thr day the game came out I guess. Least that's what steam says

[gilded socket]

Where did @brazen pelican go?

[ocean widget]

Neat
Probably brainbursted it

[empty basin]

Most likely I was a brain burst fiend back then

[ocean widget]

go on a low difficulty fan mission since barely anyone plays them and lure the bots into the fan before throwing the enemies into the fan with smite

[modest flume]

Also, a few FYIs for Smite:

1. Enemies will go flying in the direction you face when you release Smite
2. Enemies will only going flying if you manually release Smite

[velvet bramble]

I tried. People joined and immediately turned off the fan after I told them what I was doing

[empty basin]

Ok so I zap with smite on the bridge map and then spam push with force sword?

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[velvet bramble]

Already posted, just waiting on any replies

[supple thorn]

good question. She's dnd atm.

[fair bridge]

good luck

[modest flume]

Even simpler, zap with smite, turn to face the direction you want to release them, and let go

[ocean widget]

yeah its unfortunately luck based because dickheads exist

[modest flume]

Manually releasing Smite will have them go flying

[empty basin]

They really need to fix that description. Wasted like 12 hours yesterday absolutely kurfluffled at how tf I didn't get it yet

[velvet bramble]

Would shield orgyn work better or should I go with smite?

[ocean widget]

fatshark cant even make a half decent paid cosmetic store

[ocean widget]

smite

[gilded socket]

Oh ok

[ocean widget]

can get a group at once to go closer to the fan with charge smite

use scryers gaze with infinite peril perk for easy smite spam

[cursive gate]

There is nothing in this game that makes me panicked more than boss theme with no healthbar

[velvet bramble]

And now to wait for people to respond...

[cursive gate]

How in hell those amalgamations are more sneaky than us

[empty basin]

Or ask your teamtes to run into the fan for an Easter egg and when they die you can safely do the penance