general-chat

[round mica]

[blazing shadow]

is it just me or this game has become a marathon simulator? everyone runs as fast as they can instead of cleaning room

[fiery wave]

Quick finish, next run, more rewards in same time, I guess.

[blazing shadow]

Understandable but as a teamgame there are classes that benefits more than running than others, me playing with shield psyke is not one of those

[orchid skiff]

you playing with arby and zealot innit

[lilac crag]

can be ogryn also

shield psyker ain't exactly "medium speed"

[blazing shadow]

Yes but my armor is not as high as zealot or arby

[round mica]

Arby are fast ?

[civic otter]

Depends, there is such a thing as moving too fast for sure, but if priority hordes and targets are cleaned out 🤷‍♂️ . True though, it is more annoying on some builds i guess, but then again i cannot blame players because games like DT don't reward you for killing (minus penances). I believe though that regardless, everyone can catch up, unless we're talking speed tech knife user or such

[fiery wave]

Knoife oggies... I get left behind even as a Bistol arby at times.

[amber delta]

arby is the fastest class in the game when viewed by his speed in relation to the speed of enemies (they are all staggered)

[fiery wave]

No, my melee is ATROCIOUS even with power output dump.

[molten matrix]

psyker is the only class that can reach the movement speed cap through talents

also coincidentally the only clas to reach the firing speed cap through talents

[thick fog]

That shit was hell peak

[blazing shadow]

Is anyone capping speed through talents as a psyke?

[lilac crag]

yer playing with two of the highest mobility classes, while you're on one of the slower mobility builds on psyker, who has slower mobility without talent help. not to mention bubble, and that you probably want to stay in it while your teammates don't. it's only natural you're gonna feel people are speedrunning imo

[molten matrix]

disrupt destiny scriers gaze

[thick fog]

If you play low diffs yes
If they are doing fast mission yes
If nothing happening before horde spawns yes

[blazing shadow]

i think this build was very usefull, at least on Havoc but trying normal auric games make me feel a little frustrating about this way of play matches, i was trying to get the new event but probably this build is not the best for running teams

[lilac crag]

I see

[blazing shadow]

The funny thing is that even though people insist on running a lot to finish sooner, these types of missions in my experience playing usually end in defeat, which is counterproductive considering that everyone wants to get things quickly.

[amber delta]

stratagem jammers be like

[marble iron]

Darktide Hottake: “Damage” shouldn’t be a stat on weapons and should just increase with weapon power/level. Allowing it hit 100% at 500.

Give us like a “handling” stat or something

[orchid skiff]

give us akimbo bolt pistol

[marble iron]

I would love the ability to wield one handed melee weapons and pistols. Ya know like almost every single art piece of 40k has

[amber delta]

best we can do is shield pistol

[orchid skiff]

either in 4 years, or never

🫵

[elder merlin]

Buy what?

[elder hare]

mornin

[fiery wave]

She means you and her will play with him.

[round mica]

[final herald]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer-40k-warhammer-horus-horus-heresy-gif-10990488926383062289

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[marsh iris]

haha heresy

[little marten]

No heresy please and thank you

[little marten]

That could be us

[orchid skiff]

You could wear your gf dress

[somber stream]

Penalty for cheating is death

[fiery wave]

How about you do it?

[orchid skiff]

It won't fit

[round mica]

Oh no, @orchid skiff Blocked me

[fiery wave]

Get bigger?

[orchid skiff]

Feed me

[quick pendant]

@forest creek Hi i hope you had a great weekend/break any upcoming updates or devblogs?

[fiery wave]

I mean, I have instant, you want Laksa, Lontong or mushroom chicken?

[orchid skiff]

Anything is fine as long as it is made with love

[forest creek]

Should be something soon 😉

[elder hare]

if you say that loud enough taco stan will appear

[orchid skiff]

I fucked up

Evil and intimidating taco stan

[lilac crag]

surely this will include arbitrator fashion

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[spark plume]

I ended up in hospital with pneumonia

Marisa shows up out of the blue with homemade food

I almost cried

[faint dirge]

If I have the choice, should I get Darktide on pc or console?

[elder hare]

PC

[round mica]

Ps5

[marsh iris]

spicy indon food?

[orchid skiff]

The answer is always PC

[lilac crag]

PC has mods and mnk

if your pc is a potato probably not tho

[round mica]

Thats racist against the potatoes

[lilac crag]

I hate psykers too

[round mica]

How about vets with power sword and plasma

[lilac crag]

depends

if it's Zek, I trust that man with my life

if it's not him, but a random, I'll probably cry

[elder hare]

randos are just friends you havent made yet

[lilac crag]

yeah. horrifying isn't it?

people I don't know, in my presence?

I could cry just by thinking about it honestly

[marsh iris]

have you ever thought of randos of what you guys could be when get to know each other?

[spark plume]

Yessss

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-dead-chat-gif-27257333

[spark plume]

Some kind of fried fish, chicken curry, and crispy tempeh

[lilac crag]

beautiful

[fiery wave]

I see you hate me.

[lilac crag]

I don't, ma'am. you're just scary is all.

[round mica]

Why u hate me

[lilac crag]

I haven't played with you, yet

most of the folk I've played with here were lovely. Most.

[round mica]

Oh no

[lilac crag]

I'm sure you'll be in the lovely bunch

[fiery wave]

I see, you seem to enjoy a gun aimed at you.

[round mica]

I already got blocked today here by a person i don't know soo

[lilac crag]

lil bit.

[lilac crag]

it is what it is

[round mica]

[fiery wave]

Sounds like mini Lamia.

[lilac crag]

I'm not that freaky, no.

Don't bunch me up with the lad. I'm hiding from him as is.

[modest flume]

[round mica]

PLAYING MY FIRST HAVIC

[marsh iris]

havoc time

[round mica]

Woo

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/mood-for-chaos-trouble-mischievous-chaos-chaotic-gif-7707784

[final herald]

Born to be romanian
Forced to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[lilac crag]

I'm going to strangle you

[final herald]

Promi?

[lilac crag]

[final herald]

At least you're not pomeranian

That would suck haha

You'd be so small haha

Fit in a lap haha

[lilac crag]

so, you?

[fading otter]

You sent a meme of Gulliman Trump with a generic “stop doing heresy” caption lol blocking was probably overreaction but heresy jokes have been beaten to death and Cheeto man is pretty hated so not completely out of the blue

[final herald]

[fiery wave]

Perfect size to BITE.

[final herald]

Do I SOUND that small

Be fr

[round mica]

Next thing he's gonna call me racist for existing

[round mica]

Who is cheeto man ?

[final herald]

If only the cheetoh had remotely the amount of integrity as slaanesh

I was gonna say "as guilliman" but he lower than slaanesh

Slaanesh would show the epstein files. And probably brag, but. You'd still get them.

[round mica]

Wait u are from Romania?

[final herald]

No silly european

I am from gunlandia

[round mica]

[final herald]

Its okay the memetic irl pvp hazard is spreading even beyond serbia

We shall not be the only ones for long

[fiery wave]

Eagleland?

[rocky moat]

so glad im scary too

[final herald]

I thought that said "england" and got mildly confused

[modest flume]

Nah man

Eagleland

Earthbound

You know the deal

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-murica-america-this-is-gif-22051896

[final herald]

Floridian moment

I hope I end up moving there soonish

Hate ohio

[round mica]

[final herald]

Its so fucking boring here

I don't understand the memes at all

[modest flume]

I love the nature

Never gets tiring to me

The actual fresh air too

[lilac crag]

you?

[final herald]

The nature is also in florida

[lilac crag]

[final herald]

So is fresh air

[modest flume]

Yeah but it's humid there, I'm good

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-nevermind-toons-cartoons-animation-gif-16526249

[final herald]

It gets humid here too

[rocky moat]

im terrifying

[modest flume]

Maybe by the lake, higher up it's not so bad

[lilac crag]

yes, the scariest

[final herald]

"The lake"

[rocky moat]

yup

[fiery wave]

Also meme or so in regards to 'Murica.

[final herald]

Say "the great lakes" like a real american 🗣️ 🦅 🇺🇸

[modest flume]

If there's so great, why ain't there a Great Lakes 2? Checkmate atheists

[final herald]

I shall have you prostituted

I mean prosecuted

Nah fuck that get on the corner

But at least I do not live in...

michigan

Its like ohio but shit at sports

[cursive gate]

Can any person who is using mods on the game can send what is on mod load order txt. File on default?

I'm using linux and dint have that file

I have to try by writing manually

[final herald]

Is it not in the original package for the mod manager?

[cursive gate]

It was not

Strangely

[somber stream]

Is't it only 8PM over there or something

[final herald]

Where

Its morning rn

[somber stream]

US

Oh right 8AM, my bad

[final herald]

9 am for eastern seaboard

[modest flume]

No thanks, but hopefully you find someone who you can prostitute

[somber stream]

Why the derange posting, it's off schedule

[final herald]

8 am central

off schedule

me

The only reason you don't view me as some sort of trans tweaker is alex keeps getting me to play when I just woke up

[somber stream]

I see i see i see

[final herald]

The manic episode has lasted since 2021

It is a manic saga now

[cursive gate]

Well looks like I need to ring gpt's doorbell

[modest flume]

You can download a fresh DML no?

It should have a clean text file

[little marten]

what is a trans tweakers

[modest flume]

I can send you mine regardless

[cursive gate]

Dml?

[modest flume]

Darktide Mod Loader

[stable canopy]

A trans person that’s tweaking id assume

[cursive gate]

Tried it

Still the same

[modest flume]

huh

[cursive gate]

No mod load order txt

Only the base folder

[final herald]

My right ear is clogged

[cursive gate]

It would be appreciated if you could help

[tired inlet]

living in the panhandle, the air is mostly water and you feel like you drowned halfway to walking from your car to your job.

[somber stream]

New hd2 update oh shit

[cursive gate]

What are we getting?

[tired inlet]

I have to fight maggots and wasps

[cursive gate]

Hope its squid rebalance

[ocean widget]

context?

[tired inlet]

so it is like Darktide, is what I am saying

[tired inlet]

automotive mechanics who specialize in modifying the internal transmission systems of vehicles

[somber stream]

OH FUCK

[modest flume]

[somber stream]

ODST

ODST CONFIRMED

MEKL;RGNMKLSER;THNGL;K/SRNMTGHER'S

[modest flume]

ODST theme at the end

[cursive gate]

HELL YEAH

[round mica]

[modest flume]

I'll DM you

[cursive gate]

U chad man

[spark plume]

She didn't even know where I was or anything btw

She just asked around the hotel when she got there

She found out I was at hospital from the receptionist

And she rode here on her scooter with her food

I AM LOVED

[somber stream]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[spark plume]

Going super saiyan?

[final herald]

Wait what

Odst update

[fading otter]

If they give us a Helldivers version of the suppressed smg I’m gonna be so happy

[final herald]

Hell yeah

[somber stream]

IT MANIFESTED, MY COPE MANIFESTED

[cursive gate]

@modest flume sry to be pushy but when are you going to send it? I need it rn, I can look for other ways if you cant send it now

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/litogold-litogold-stan-twt-shermie-kofxv-gif-11135328838613693199

[modest flume]

Sent it just now

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sweating-i-need-it-dry-water-gif-8038646

[cursive gate]

Okay thank you!

[nocturne bloom]

Just spent 30 minutes with my coworkers laughing at bad reviews for Chinese restaurants

[round mica]

Cap

[nocturne bloom]

Best way to get paid

[somber stream]

Watch the damn trailer

[round mica]

I did and?

[tired inlet]

best orange chicken I ever had was from a Rice King connected to a gas station in Whidbey Island, Washington; and I've been to Hong Kong twice

[round mica]

Just cleared my first havoc

[somber stream]

I'll take it you haven't play ODST

Anyway

"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

[round mica]

Nope,i was a pc pleb till 2014,then from ps3 to ps4 now to ps5

[somber stream]

...and you acused me of lying over something you have no knowledge of?

[round mica]

That trailer provides 0 proof of odst just ad for xbox for helldivers 2

[somber stream]

Righto

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4356782155168095918

[tired inlet]

I think he's reaching for "4-player space marine game on X-Box" and that's the only analogy they have for the console

simile, rather

[modest flume]

Reminder that they probably had to pay for the licensing of using the ODST theme in that trailer

They would not do that without significance

[round mica]

[nocturne bloom]

Its just genuinely amazing how laid back this job is

[little marten]

how does odst fit into hd2 universe

[tired inlet]

Sometimes a coin lands on its edge
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OElIuI83AGI/maxresdefault.jpg

[somber stream]

UNSC

Or something

SESC?

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-hurt-pain-gif-19380087

[elder hare]

i mean if you think about it Helldivers are pretty much the same as ODST

[fiery wave]

16?

[round mica]

Odst don't get frozen for all eternity

[somber stream]

Devs said ODST inspired Helldivers

Well, one of the many

[fiery wave]

I mean, both groups drop into hellish situations, right?

[somber stream]

Yes ma'am, feet first into hell

[little marten]

Imperial guard next then if odst is in

[elder hare]

fuck that I want hell marines, super soldiers in power armor

[round mica]

However a helldiver life expectancy is 2 mins odst survive better

[little marten]

Wonder what halo weapons we will get, the odst smg thing was pretty awesome but the battle rifle would be supreme

[modest flume]

ODSTs are also actually trained

[somber stream]

So probably
AR
MAGNUM
DMR/BR
[insert strategem]

[modest flume]

They were the best of the UNSC until the Spartans came along

[little marten]

I’m assuming we’ll get a big update tease too at gamescom

Hopefully for Darktide too

[round mica]

The alive ones at least

[fading otter]

Small differences but pretty much, ODST are like French resistance disrupting enemy operations from behind enemy lines and doing small stuff like assassinations or destroying a radio tower while Helldivers are like the main fighting force of super earth

[elder hare]

how would they incorporate odst into HD2 without licensing issues? Some fascimile with weapons like Nurgle said or the special helmet skin?

[fiery wave]

Elysian drop troops?

[little marten]

Penal battalions 💀

[elder hare]

"For Democracy....and Humanity!"

[little marten]

Also there’s a psychotic man shouting at trees in the small wooded path behind my house

[elder hare]

oh that's a druid

[final herald]

In lore some of them got super pissy about it too

[tired inlet]

that, Starship Troopers, Starcraft, ID-4 Independence Day, Aliens, John A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead, War of the Worlds, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, StarCraft (but I repeat myself), that weird video by French House group DyE's "Fantasy"

[fading otter]

Same way they did the Killzone crossover probably, doesn’t infringe any licenses if Microsoft approves it

[little marten]

He’s been indulging in herbs I suspect yes

[fiery wave]

Do they even get access to such?

[somber stream]

They got on Xbox

That's uh

A big compromise to make

[elder hare]

Oh shit I forgot

[little marten]

Thought criminals I guess

[elder hare]

they did join Microsawft

[little marten]

What about the fucking fromsoft crossover where we get to drop in as abyss watchers

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-sif-and-artorias-gif-4037516424973708623

[somber stream]

Warhammer Crossover is likely next

Next year, that is

[modest flume]

tbf they did cross over with WoT

[little marten]

Gears of war

[elder hare]

They did release the enforcer stuff when Rogue Trader/DT got the arbites stuff, so definitely some parallels

[modest flume]

Fortnite too iirc no?

[round mica]

[modest flume]

That's the big bucks

Or am I thinking of CoD

[little marten]

I still think the enforcer helldivers 2 thing was changed last minute to match the arbites drops

[somber stream]

CoD

They never did any with Fortnite

Also there's a Chainsword in the file already

[elder hare]

To be fair Fortnite is the biggest multiverse event in the history of gaming

[final herald]

Skitarii armor just to confuse and enrage the guard fans

[thick fog]

CoD

[final herald]

[somber stream]

Bot spy detected

[elder hare]

waiting for that DOOM crossover

[fiery wave]

Too OP.

[final herald]

You dare imply the OMNISSIAH'S OWN to be...ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE???

[modest flume]

Same shit at this point

[final herald]

Skitarii are lobotomized zealots like real soldiers

[somber stream]

So, cyborg

[little marten]

im a lobotimized zealot too

[somber stream]

You know, the same as those on Cyberstan?

[final herald]

Nah these are cool imperial democratic ones

[somber stream]

Oh okay, totally make sense now there's democratic in it

[final herald]

Im still waiting for the hellbot

Supposed to be ingame by now

Grrr

Why are the swedes so slow at games

[elder hare]

fika breaks and every other month off

[somber stream]

I heard they axed the thing

[final herald]

From who

They keep updating it

The APC too

[somber stream]

It was supposed to be a stratagem, acts as an AI follower, can carry supply packs

[somber stream]

A reliable leaker

[final herald]

IronS1ght?

[halcyon glen]

No trendy rechauffe

[final herald]

DD you've said this before

You're getting sloppy

[rose pine]

Ain't nothing wrong with being sloppy

[final herald]

Granted I haven't listened to that album yet

Is it good?

@halcyon glen

[rose pine]

Sah says I slop all about, still kill most heretics

[somber stream]

We tide in 15

[halcyon glen]

Ok

[somber stream]

Ok

[halcyon glen]

Yes

[somber stream]

Oui

[final herald]

Does DD actually play the game

[halcyon glen]

I would be your slave

[rose pine]

We tide in Thursday at 22

[somber stream]

No please don't

[rose pine]

Gmt+1 time

[somber stream]

He got the thing recently

And asked to be shown around

I'm helping, wanna join?

[rose pine]

If I could join, I'd like to show the ropes

[final herald]

I will be taking my car to the shop in like 30 min

[rose pine]

Gon teach em how to be an ogryn

[somber stream]

Sure

[halcyon glen]

Everyone says ‘Hi’

[elder hare]

no

[rose pine]

Gonna be at earliest of Thursday evening alas.

[somber stream]

Safe travel Mice

Balls.

[halcyon glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283579612695625729/1404744832278335609/image.png?ex=689c4e12&is=689afc92&hm=e47a13a23084543350769883475522b6cec2deaee20aab0eb3a4ef41c04a9356&

Dis my account

[final herald]

you want me to be safe....okay...

[rose pine]

That's not an ogryn

[fiery wave]

Oh, there's the warhawks as well.

[elder hare]

its a smol ogryn

[somber stream]

[rose pine]

If you don't stay safe, I'll hurt ya, sah

@halcyon glen hit em with one of these

[final herald]

Min height ogryn

[lilac crag]

I woke up from my nap

hello

[rose pine]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bolt-super-crooks-anime-gif-24427087

[modest flume]

https://tenor.com/view/121212dsafsdf-gif-18603742

[stable fox]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-shit-a-rat-dance-oh-shit-a-rat-oh-shit-a-rat-gif-14187081

[rose pine]

Oh right @lilac crag you coming to the Electric Callboy live Concert?

[final herald]

I have fixed .y ear with hydrogen peroxid

[lilac crag]

FOR THE LAST TIME BIG LAD

NO!!!!!!!

[rose pine]

First time I asked

[lilac crag]

[final herald]

I sense tension

[rose pine]

Other time was disturbed

Dumby

[lilac crag]

if forgotaboutthis

sorry I'm still waking up

[rose pine]

Wake up faster

[final herald]

Alexander image

[lilac crag]

killing you

[rose pine]

He knows what power I yield

[somber stream]

Do it

[rose pine]

I'll elbow block it

[somber stream]

I’m sure Alex is a handsome fella

[lilac crag]

if you can look past the fact I have scars around my eye, sure

[somber stream]

With like, 3 billion human female going after him

[rose pine]

Alex is 7'3 feet, drinks pure water and eats healthy + strength of an ogryn

[somber stream]

Women love scars

[final herald]

Human female is very hot comodity

[rose pine]

Scars are cool, but you know what else is cool? Self-confidence

[lilac crag]

Women do not love mental instability, unless youre the scary one

[final herald]

I too am human and understand the worth of human female

[somber stream]

That can be fix, with time

[halcyon glen]

Show me who you are

[rose pine]

Comit a warcrime because ' is funny ' and you'd had more white girls rooting for you, than elderly people at an election

[final herald]

I like men

[stable fox]

You know what is cooler?
KILLING HERETICS

[somber stream]

So i see

[stable fox]

[final herald]

ALEX

[lilac crag]

that's fair

[final herald]

You're european enough

[lilac crag]

yes

[final herald]

Do I sound gay

[surreal ermine]

based

[rose pine]

You do exceed massive amounts of Bottom energy

[final herald]

On the mic

[lilac crag]

the first time I heard you I geniunely thought you were gonna be one of those annoying femboys with extremist views on socialism

[halcyon glen]

I’m the slave of fatshark

[final herald]

FUCK

WHAT

[round mica]

Just done 1 more havoc

[somber stream]

[final herald]

NOOOOOOO

[rose pine]

JESUS

[round mica]

😎

[rose pine]

GET FUCKED

[final herald]

LICHT WHAT ABOUT YOU

[somber stream]

No comment.

[halcyon glen]

They made me Play BW

[rose pine]

Compared to annoying squeaky femboy

[elder hare]

L O L

[final herald]

SURELY I DON'T SOUND THAT BAD

[rose pine]

Literal death sentence

[elder hare]

https://tenor.com/view/emperors-new-groove-squirrel-squeak-squeaky-kronk-gif-10369555

[somber stream]

You sounded lovely

[lilac crag]

you don't sound bad, lad. far from it.

[final herald]

Well now this is a rollercoaster

[lilac crag]

I was just afraid of what was in your head because. Let's just say some people here fit the description.

[rose pine]

Nah you got a good voice boss, licht is just used to people like Kari and me whispering in his ear

[final herald]

You

You do not whisper

Ever

[somber stream]

True

[rose pine]

Yes I do

[somber stream]

This is true

[final herald]

No

[rose pine]

JUST very loudly.

[somber stream]

No i’m with mice in this

[halcyon glen]

[final herald]

I don't mind it because I'm used to other people carrying "the energy"

[somber stream]

But that’s not a bad thing, far from it

[rose pine]

I do try to be quiet, my microphone is just second rate at best

[final herald]

But you remind me of a drunk (or almost drunk) uncle

In a good way

[lilac crag]

you are as quiet as an engine, big man

[halcyon glen]

The life of a showgirl

[rose pine]

Gasoline engine from the 80's

[lilac crag]

oh my god

[rose pine]

Also made for heavy duty military planes

[lilac crag]

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/ts12-taylor-swift-taylor-swift-new-album-gif-638965001332299604

[final herald]

Every time I hear myself I die a little

[somber stream]

Wait

Diana, you little shit

[rose pine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1254039371955437570/1280437674766766091/attachment-3.gif?=&width=971&height=563

[somber stream]

YOU ARE ENGLISH?

[final herald]

I heard myself through a mic on lethal company and had a moment of crisis

[halcyon glen]

Idk

[rose pine]

I feel like i sound like an old dad with a bear belly in his late fifties

[somber stream]

Whatever, hop on Darktide

[halcyon glen]

ADD ME NOW

[fiery wave]

WDYM WHISPER?!

[final herald]

LMFAO

AHAHAHAHA

KARI SCROLL DOWN FROM THERE

[halcyon glen]

Karen changed her profile picture (pfp)

Karien

[fiery wave]

WOT.

[lilac crag]

ah, I have to get on darktide now, don't I

[austere pewter]

[final herald]

From krunt saying that

Lmfai

[vestal mantle]

Tbf krunt is really quiet sometimes

[halcyon glen]

wgar u called lol

are you slickdaddyjay

[somber stream]

No

Lumiere

[halcyon glen]

e

[fiery wave]

Nu, reading backlogs.

[halcyon glen]

ok

[rocky moat]

i do

[rose pine]

Your mic can't pick up on your strong Ogryn voice

So you need to whisper.

[lilac crag]

you should harm me...

[rocky moat]

gulp

[vestal mantle]

Welp... 3 hours left and no one has come in yet

[rose pine]

Tbh I just love you for who you are homie (potentially homo, if you want it to be)

[somber stream]

Alex

[vestal mantle]

So no beef cut just pork

[somber stream]

You succumbed

[fading otter]

I finally had a chance to watch the trailer and it 100% does lol it’s literally the musical theme from ODST and the rain is an obvious reference

[final herald]

Uhuh...

[lilac crag]

hold on licht, the scary one is speaking to me

[fiery wave]

EXCUSE ME. I AM NAWT AN OGRYN. DO YOU NEED A SHOT THROUGH THE SKULL TO UNDERSTAND THAT?!

[final herald]

I know what you are alex

[rocky moat]

whats wrong with succumbing

[somber stream]

[vestal mantle]

I blame licht for this

[lilac crag]

I take orders from none but one

[somber stream]

I am innocent

[rose pine]

Sorry little sah, I would elbow block it with my eyelid.
Didn't work the last 6 times, won't work the 7'th

[vestal mantle]

Innocence does not preclude guilt

[round mica]

Until I see them saying odst stuff in game,ima ignore the obvious bait

[somber stream]

@halcyon glen Strike team 69

[halcyon glen]

darktide is old wine new bottle

ok ill finish this wrap i made with coronation chicken

1minunuyes

[final herald]

Whats coronation chicken

[lilac crag]

thanks lad. you're also pretty cool. I think people like me

[somber stream]

whuh

[ocean widget]

Very nice

[rocky moat]

i do

[fading otter]

“I already admitted that I didn’t play the game so I have no idea what the music sounds like or whether it’s the same or not but you’re obviously wrong” YOU have to be baiting😂

[ocean widget]

Its chicken with sauce and raisins n shit @final herald search it up

[elder hare]

def bait

[lilac crag]

[fiery wave]

Maybe a krak will work better...

[surreal ermine]

more crossover slop for helldivers

[final herald]

slop

Sigh

[ocean widget]

They should have helldivers 1 crossover with helldivers 2

[final herald]

Fortnite has galvanized all manner of people into extremists

[round mica]

Just because there is odst music and rain don't mean odst are coming to helldivers 2

[rocky moat]

revolutionary

[surreal ermine]

im gods strongest crossover and halo hater this is my personal 9/11

[final herald]

Okay you're free to have esoteric wrong opinions

[somber stream]

Someone is eager

[lilac crag]

only God indulges in my urge to fill my mug half-full with instant coffee

[rocky moat]

we're like complete opposites wow

[surreal ermine]

listening to annoying halo fans glaze the series for 10 years has radicalized me

[round mica]

[lilac crag]

keep it to yourself then

[final herald]

"God I hate that people like this thing so much"

• saif in a darktide server

Self awareness 0/100

[elder hare]

tbf i always thought halo was overrated, but its cause i had to listen to my lil cousins screaming into the mics til 4am and trying to get me into RvB forever

[rose pine]

Sorry sah, but I would just eat it before it could blow up, sah.
'Avent earned any rations in a week, so, starving, sah.

[final herald]

You are part of the *loudest and most annoying scifi fandom

[lilac crag]

forgot the lil *

[rose pine]

Yous a famous one, lil Xander

[surreal ermine]

yeah i hate warhammer fans just as much

[somber stream]

ODST is kool, stuff blowing up is kool, ODST blowing stuff up? ✨ KOOL ✨

[final herald]

IM NOT LITTLE

[surreal ermine]

ive had to listen to people glaze space marines for 10 years as well they annoy me just as much

[rose pine]

Yous a shorty yes.

[surreal ermine]

the rest of 40k gets a pass tho

[lilac crag]

I... didn't say that. you forget the asterisk. but. yknow. this says something about you.

[fiery wave]

Tosses a crate of potatoes.

[somber stream]

Wait

[modest flume]

I tolerate your presence

[somber stream]

Think my mic is fucked

[fading otter]

Bro you’re delusional😂 they’re launching the game on Xbox in like two weeks and launching there with a Halo crossover makes perfect sense, the ceo of Arrowhead showed a diagram like a month ago that said he’d be willing to add ODST to the game, and their last crossover was months and months ago so they’re due for another. Save these messages and when they reveal the crossover in like a week Imma come back and laugh at you

[lilac crag]

thanks, lad

[elder merlin]

Lol damn

[elder hare]

dont feed the trolls bro

[fiery wave]

No German pretty boy voice?

[rose pine]

Sorry Sah, I stepped on it while I was working as a ' Maid ' for rations.

[storm ember]

Im using solo play as a guideline on how to play right :)

[lilac crag]

speak in his stead

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/irene-vampirene-kpop-red-velvet-vampire-gif-13892556699864010023

[astral jungle]

I wish we had the Krieg voice option.

[halcyon glen]

play

[elder hare]

muffled gas mask noises

[final herald]

What

Oh

oh

[fiery wave]

Anything you can hear is about being lemmings on the battlefield.

[final herald]

[lilac crag]

you... you...

[modest flume]

DoW 2 had peak Krieg VA

[lilac crag]

okay, man. I'm coming on tide now.

[elder hare]

poor tide, he did nothing wrong

[lilac crag]

I'll kill you

[round mica]

Pls do

[mental jasper]

scripture mission is a pain

ngl

[blissful kiln]

what are you playing, dirty lady?

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/mrFssHRoiUg?si=GbR0mOZ4EnwMGGNO

[rocky moat]

lol imagine being short though

must suck 🥱

[elder hare]

toes? only if theyre paid enough i suppose

[rose pine]

Yous a 6'6'er too?

[rocky moat]

yuup

[halcyon glen]

DT

[storm ember]

auric solo goes tough :(

[modest flume]

Which one of you is this

[elder merlin]

I guess they are doing a halo collab first on Helldivers 2

[rose pine]

Is nice, keep up being tall and strong, pal

[modest flume]

someone using the Voidstrike in H40

I respect that

[rose pine]

Already did with Killzone, but fuck yeeesss

[elder merlin]

Apparently there is some unknown signal on the game right now

And it sounds like the supervisor sound from odst

https://youtu.be/AlkfCzxwPDY?si=hdx731t4mpjwym5W

I was really hoping for a gears collab since the game was coming out on the 26th on playstation, at the same time as helldivers 2 for xbox

[elder hare]

watch them switch it up at the last minute, and you get a lancer with some COG tags

[elder merlin]

Lol

[storm ember]

i kinda suck at this tho

[rocky moat]

im trying thanks

[rocky moat]

happened to me once

[rose pine]

Just gots to lift them weights, n find someone to lift em for

[rocky moat]

found someone to lift them for

[rose pine]

Reminds me i still need to get through the Metal gear game I have for my ps2

[mental jasper]

why

pubbies

hate picking up scripture

so much

[rose pine]

Was too much of a fan of Jack n Dexter / ratchet and clank, to finish it.

[mental jasper]

holy shit

[rose pine]

Let's goooo!

[rose pine]

Generally I forget it (also, a few of them spawn outside of an Ogryns reach, had it happen a few times.)

[mental jasper]

i pinged it

multiple times

no one pick it up

[rose pine]

Using voice chat to tell the lot to pick up the books, tend to help.

SPECIALLY if you do it in an ogryn voice

[sudden zenith]

Generally, opening the chat and asking them to tends to get results

[elder merlin]

Why would anyone pick up a grim or scrip?

[sudden zenith]

However maybe your party was just shit

[mental jasper]

melk

[rose pine]

If they don't have 361k melk tokens

Just spend a solid 86k trying to get a 17% toughness trinket thing (didn't get a single one)

[elder hare]

fuck melk, seriously. Both the 17s I rolled were from brunt

melk is like that useless supervisor that does nothing but pretend to be self important but has no self value

[mental jasper]

melk is basically like

[little marten]

bro im trying to hook up with jae in the bath and her cyber eagle is just sitting on us

[mental jasper]

gambling version of brunt

and worse

[rose pine]

Wait I can get those little trinket things from Brunts?!

[elder hare]

except to get any kind of currency to play the bets you gotta walk barefoot on broken glass, just for the currency to only be usable at Fyre Festival

[elder hare]

three tabs, melee, ranged, and trinkets

[rose pine]

I know can get the 2 every store reset

Jesus

800 hours in the game, still didn't know. Really gotta get that one braincell back from my pal

[elder hare]

its streaming to her OnlyClans

[fiery wave]

Is luck based, ppl install browser extentions to see their brunt shop in brower and log in if maxed curios are sold.

[elder hare]

still got a better chance at a max toughness roll than melk

[rain garden]

Really?

[little marten]

Ableard, get me the platinum subscription

[blissful kiln]

recording it all for the crew

[rain garden]

I thought melks was the fastest way to get max curios, provided you can afford it

[round mica]

@somber stream acting like you don’t know me on darktide is wild

[somber stream]

SORRY

I thought you were Alex

[halcyon glen]

@blissful kiln WHERE IS GACHI

[lilac crag]

buddy we have similar names

💔

[drowsy lynx]

Every time I run into someone from this discord in game they do this

[elder hare]

In theory it is, but resetting every hour x 2 trinkets is better than resetting every 24 hours x4 trinkets, and in my experience (anecdotal) I've gotten better drops from brunt

[blissful kiln]

If I had an aquila for every time Owlcat made a hot female companion named Jae I'd have two aquilas

[rain garden]

The mystery trinkets have a reset?

[little marten]

lol licht exposed

[halcyon glen]

💀

[little marten]

Act 4 has started so strong with the footfall stuff

But now it very much feels like flying around doing 12 boss fights

[blissful kiln]

Act 4 is empty

[little marten]

And I’ve broken my rogue trader so all he does is parry and slap back with 400 damage

[fiery wave]

Well, perhaps is cos ingame name isn't the same as on Discord.

[elder merlin]

Ah, i forgot to reply, i always fucking reroll that shit quest from melk. I aint picking up fucking grims or scrips

[little marten]

I forgot melk existed

[fair bridge]

gives a lot of those little tokens though

[mental jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-gif-27652056

[elder merlin]

Same

I only ever goto him to see if he has 410 +3 stamina curios

Also its time for the Grand Battle custom robo playthrough

[final herald]

The resemblance is uncanny

[surreal ermine]

hes so fucking round holy shit

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/wii-wii-sports-wii-bowling-bowling-bowling-strike-gif-24891879

[elder merlin]

So if its a odst collab, its gotta be the silenced smg, shitty pistol as a secondary and what other weapon?

[drowsy lynx]

Yep I think it's uncommon for people to have the Who Are You mod and less common for discord and steam usernames to align

[elder merlin]

Sniper rifle or shotgun?

[fiery wave]

Why I get ppl questioning why I rejected them. .-.

I guess is like, I have the most obvious set so easy to find... most don't.

[elder merlin]

Those were the only two odst exclusive weapons

But they also kinda sucked lol

[stable fox]

[elder merlin]

Unless Smg and one of the standard rifles

[stable fox]

What did i missed again

[elder merlin]

Halo Odst collab coming to helldivers 2

[stable fox]

Oh right, Orbital Drop Shock Troopers

My favourite

Almost as tough as fancy spartans

[final herald]

almost

Lol

[lament vault]

It's almost HALF the month, do we know if the MorbidlyobeseShrimp is preparing to fix the game or desert from Atoma?

[storm ember]

was playing Archivum Cigarettes, decided to play chicken with the railing, forgot the railing's there for a reason

ended up getting picked back up but Big E didn't like my OSHA violation and immediately dropped me through the map

[somber stream]

@little marten Time to have a.s.s

Or actually wait 5

I need to chug a cig

[little marten]

5 mins yeah?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[little marten]

gives me time to make a tea and also have a cig

[lilac crag]

[somber stream]

Ill give you 10

[little marten]

even better

[round mica]

bro is british

[little marten]

gives me time to put my clothes on

[somber stream]

I mean, he is

[round mica]

be quiet licht

[lilac crag]

the sky is blue

[blazing hawk]

Have you been playing darktide butt ass naked???

[little marten]

nah

rogue trader

[round mica]

i don’t listen to the feeble minded who pre order bf6

[blazing hawk]

You're not based

If you're not playing darktide butt ass naked dni

[little marten]

its 31c

[blazing hawk]

All the more your body should sweat and the sweat will evaporate and you'll be cooler

[halcyon glen]

It’s vermintime

[round mica]

i forgot you brit’s aren’t accustomed to heat

[elder merlin]

Rogue trader class in darktide when?

Get discounts in commodores

Romance hadron

Takeover Braum's ship

[rose pine]

Imagine a backpack that gives you the lockdown shield, sticky grenades, or a new vehicle

[elder hare]

lmao i dont think a rogue trader will follow another rogue traders orders, but it'd be cool to tell people what to do and have brahms lose her mind

[elder merlin]

I didnt even think of that, for some reason i was thinking they'd be stupid and put it in the store again lol

A warbond makes more sense

[little marten]

This is a super heat

[rose pine]

Can't say I'm too familiar with Halo, most I know about it, is the Chaos mod

[elder merlin]

Be funny if they gave us a ghost lol

[little marten]

Because we are a moist country the heat completely sucks it out and it becomes like 50c in feel

[elder merlin]

So we'll probably get the regular odst armor set, but what would the second set be?

Doubt they'd give us spartan armor

[little marten]

Cortana skinsuit

[elder merlin]

[rose pine]

We aaaare actively using more and more of the Illuminate technology, can imagine it being an excuse to make a Ghost or something like the needler

[little marten]

Maybe noble heavy armor from reach?

[rose pine]

Already the reason we got FTL travel, and now the backpacks that let's us teleport

[elder merlin]

Probably one of the other odst armors? I would kill for the sniper guy's armor

[somber stream]

[elder merlin]

I loved playing him in firefight

[rose pine]

Only if I can get a heavy version (Tldr, Cortana but build like a Lad from one-piece)

[little marten]

Lemme see what we can do

[elder merlin]

So probably the silenced smg, one of the battle rifles and the og pistol? Or something else

[somber stream]

I want the rifle

[elder merlin]

Maybe the sniper rifle? Make it heavy pen primary

[somber stream]

MA5B, to be precise

[rose pine]

Aka this build

[elder hare]

sticky seeking nades

[little marten]

Needler

[elder merlin]

I feel like the pistol would be added as a secondary, but we kinda already have a few pistols like it

[little marten]

Plasma pistol maybe

[elder merlin]

He skipped leg day

[elder hare]

the one sniper you have to run to the middle of the map to grab but one shots everything

[vestal mantle]

Woooooo

[rose pine]

Just give me the Super Suit that let's me go dual hand main / support weapon

[somber stream]

Alien weaponry, in my racist space government? Unthinkable

[elder merlin]

A needler would be infinitely cooler, but i was keeping to your kit in odst mostly

[rose pine]

Quite literally how Ogryns are built in darktide

[vestal mantle]

Asst manager came in and I had everything under so much control i can go home in an hr

Instead of two

[little marten]

I break rules 😈

Then apologise profusely almost pathetically

[rose pine]

Really just DONT want the heavy armor to be in the Super store

-again-

Heavy armor or get off my squat

[elder merlin]

Dude, our legs are short, not thin, our legs are as thick as watermelons. We did not skip leg day

[delicate vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779424458238459946/1404604545748832306/tenor_91.gif

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/gooby-gooby-pls-cobbee-goob-morn-gm-gif-2057101384391699861

[fiery wave]

You mean every NPC.

[delicate vapor]

Karien Karien Karien

[rose pine]

Don't need to do leg day, I have the reach of a silver back gorilla

[somber stream]

The Halo Collab was foretold wayyy back during the ARG event for HD2

[elder merlin]

So if its just odst armor then it'd be the armors from the other odst members

[somber stream]

They called me a mad man

[elder merlin]

Unless they do give us spartan armor, then that would definitely be the heavy armor

[somber stream]

"Sony would never" they said

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

no one believed me

[somber stream]

Okay so quick recap

Halo References in this ARG so far:

• Devs mentioned Bees and loving bees. There used to be a ARG dedicated to Halo 2 called "IloveBees"
• Camera Angle on station 84 looks strikingly familiar to Reach's during the slipspace rupture alert
• The first mission in Halo Reach is to restore a communication uplink
• The angle required to allign Station 84 is "117"
• A bit of a reach here (no pun intended): Login username is John Helldiver, could either be for the meme or a direct reference to The John

[rose pine]

Tbh i don't don't know what odst means

PlayStation kid here

[somber stream]

Abelard, cut his balls

[rose pine]

You know I'd elbow block it and break their favorite shears

[elder merlin]

Orbital Drop Shock Trooper

ODST

[rose pine]

Guess that's what John Halo is?

[little marten]

ok sorry

had to do my daily 1 minute of work

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, i played all these games on the 360 before i switched to the ps4

[little marten]

im ready

[elder merlin]

I'll be your guide

[elder merlin]

Kill this man

[rose pine]

Thursday evening, teach me in voice, watching Super Crooks and petting my dogs

I won't even remember this conversation happened in 30 minutes

[somber stream]

@orchid lynx Art thee still in thine slumber

[rocky moat]

naw ODST's arent spartans

[little marten]

man awakens, for folly is afoot

[rocky moat]

oops

didnt scroll down from that

[rose pine]

Ah gotcha, thought that was what John Halo was.
Think I've seen Elvis the Aliens review of the Halo series, and the Chaos mod vids

That's all I know about Halo besides the " Survive " meme

[rocky moat]

i dont blame you tbh

its realllyy confusing from the outside

[somber stream]

Would you like to know more?

[rose pine]

I was a Jack and Dexter kid

[lilac crag]

where is nurgle.......

[somber stream]

He's here

Waiting for Zek

[rose pine]

Didn't know nothing about no interstellar wars, just a rodent and his teenager bub

[elder merlin]

Spartans are children that were stolen from their parents and homes, replaced by flash clones and taken to a top secret training facility where they basically ran military training ops at the age of like 10

[rose pine]

In voice, absolutely

@somber stream then you can also show me your NRftW progress

[elder merlin]

All the while getting implants, bio enhancements and other various muscular and drug enhancements to turn them superhuman

[somber stream]

I know i have a lovely voice and all, but to recap the entire Halo franchise alone without letting you experience it is a travesty

[rose pine]

Dealt with that but in 40k

[elder merlin]

By the age of like 14 or whatever, they had John take on 3 full grown odst in a gym and he almost killed them

[somber stream]

Did you attempted this on a human female?

[rocky moat]

doesnt it start around 6-7?

[rose pine]

I'd rather finish her meal while she's starring me down because she's a surprise vegan (she turned yesterday)

[elder merlin]

And then they gave them experimental mjolnir armor that they had to slowly adapt to cause it amplified their movements, so if they werent careful they could break their own bodies by moving

[somber stream]

[rocky moat]

so true

[elder merlin]

Was it? Been awhile since i read the books, so i forgot the age

[rocky moat]

i watched halo legends for the first time only a week or so ago

nah that's fair im p sure it was but i could also be wrong lol

[somber stream]

"Be human"

[rocky moat]

gulp.

[elder merlin]

Spartans are literally child soldiers though

[rose pine]

Was somewhat familiar with em being raised as child soldiers with drugs galore, mind this mind that, but after what Elvis the Alien showed in the series they made

Kinda just fucking funny

[rocky moat]

yeah

[elder merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/who-korath-the-pursuer-marvel-kree-meme-gif-14580500

[rose pine]

Poor John Halo seeing a single kid go "BUT ITS MEAN " for the faceless super hero of the resistance to go ' shit she got a point '

[rose pine]

https://youtu.be/kPKtpYYZEsc?si=G53vHO7js_vA_Mtk

This is a solid 84% of what I know about Halo

[rocky moat]

i hate that his name is actually john so oyure not technically incorrect in ccalling him that at all 😭

[elder merlin]

Oh, that show is dogshit

[rose pine]

And seemingly it's 95% Bullshit

[elder merlin]

Dont even need to watch it to know that

[rocky moat]

i havent watched that show at all but ive also heard its bad

and not anywhere near ccanon

[somber stream]

There exist no show for Halo

[jade stump]

Krunt you’re alive, how are you

[rocky moat]

not to say non canon stuff can't be good (ahem halo legends)

[little marten]

uhhhh

[rose pine]

As Elvis said.

he took off his helmet.
Show failed

[rocky moat]

at least in part iirc

[rose pine]

Ams good, on vacation

[somber stream]

It would seems our 4th worked for 2 days without sleep and fell into slumber

[rose pine]

I'll get you next time, in GGS, specially without having gotten home from a heavy drinking party @jade stump

[little marten]

we must strap a lasgun to a commoner and thrust them into war

[somber stream]

Truly

[jade stump]

lol I’m sure of it, the vodka def gave me an advantage

[somber stream]

Up for a game?

Maybe 2

[little marten]

we require an a.s.s grabber

[somber stream]

3, even. If fate allow such

[lilac crag]

maelstroms, yeah?

for your title?

[little marten]

indeed

[somber stream]

Aye

[lilac crag]

let's full send it to 5

[nocturne bloom]

Who's ass am I grabbing

[somber stream]

Heretics

[jade stump]

Your own

[little marten]

ewww

current maelstrom is

lights out

brb 18 minutes

[somber stream]

Wanna sit it out?

[rocky moat]

yuckers

[somber stream]

Lol yeah

[fiery wave]

You know I'm a terrible idea.

[somber stream]

Nonsense

[little marten]

why dont you like a.s.s?

[somber stream]

You're our best bet

Fancy a dance?

[round mica]

[fiery wave]

I have it from my first 5 mael.

[nocturne bloom]

Kari is a pro ass grabber?

[jade stump]

[somber stream]

No seriously we need a 4th for our ass squad

[little marten]

kari is a warm cup of soup in the rancid influenza that is darktide games

[round mica]

try the lfg channel buddy

[nocturne bloom]

Im working for 3 more hours

[somber stream]

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dance-dance-move-gif-15461796

[fiery wave]

You know EU ping atm is like a teleporting DCfest.

[somber stream]

Understandable

We shall brave the night

[rocky moat]

i know a gal (i dont)

[little marten]

if its an unpleasant experience for you then completely understand, if its concern over performance.. then may i remind you of our corpselike nature

[nocturne bloom]

Again if you need help still in a few hours

Ill try

[somber stream]

Care to join us on our little adventure to certain death victory?

[rocky moat]

i am FAR too rusty sorry

[jade stump]

I’ll boot it up as a fill if no one else wants the spot

[somber stream]

By all means

Tis truly a dreadful day

[little marten]

i guess i'll lock in for this

picks arbiter

[jade stump]

My friends helped me with my a.s.s. so I’m a little shy about it

also picks arbiter

[fiery wave]

It was really bad. I dropped like 3 times in H40.

[somber stream]

What is a.s.s, without a little help from others?

[fiery wave]

Seemed to roll lucky I got back at right times to book.

[lilac crag]

hey..... that's my job.......

[little marten]

Is crusher good on arbiter

[fiery wave]

Whole run was things janking and teleporting.

[little marten]

GUESS ILL GO ZEALOT THEN

[somber stream]

Yet you prevailed

[lilac crag]

MUAHAHA

[lament vault]

What does A.s.s stands for?

[somber stream]

Fought not only the treachery of the warp, but also the server itself

[jade stump]

Auric storm survivor

[little marten]

I actually invested in my eviscerator build finally so it does stuff now

[lament vault]

That's interesting, good to know

[somber stream]

Also, on other note

Diana is surprisingly human

[little marten]

Doubt

[fiery wave]

I mean, someone made a bet on first try.

[somber stream]

He did breathe down my neck but still, other than that it's fine

[little marten]

7 minutes until the lights come back on

[lilac crag]

oh so when I do that it's okay but when he does it it's creepy

[somber stream]

Alex

[lilac crag]

Sorry

[somber stream]

It's how you do it that counts

[elder merlin]

Shoulda just done the first three books as a series

[fiery wave]

Still reacts to me with that Zimmer thing, I guess.

[somber stream]

I will attempt to remedy that

[dapper trench]

Zimmer was the goat fr

[lilac crag]

I need to lock in for the maelstroms but I'm also having symptoms of a pre panic attack

perhaps not enough distraction

[fiery wave]

I still don't get the context as to why.

[little marten]

Adrenaline is good

You won’t see what’s going on but you’ll pop heads

[fiery wave]

Just panic like I do.

WHY WHY WHY everywhere.

[lilac crag]

yeah just point me where to smash heads in

[dapper trench]

They were a funny troll

[fiery wave]

I'm not a troll, nor funny.

[dapper trench]

maybe homie thinks you are?

[vestal mantle]

Coworker mad at me

🙁

[somber stream]

I can attempt to sing

[fiery wave]

Thing is, he is more like one than I.

[lilac crag]

lovely lad, thank you

[dapper trench]

OOOOH

I get

[somber stream]

No actually, i might die

[dapper trench]

it

Hes deflecting

[little marten]

2 minutes